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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - April 30, 2026 [Doof]
From Earth pictures
Kewl new paint job for a Southwest Airlines plane Southwest Airlines unveils 'Independence One' plane in honor of America's 250th anniversary
Sporting red, white, and a deep blue, Southwest Airlines has unveiled a plane with a new paint job in honor of America's 250th anniversary. "Independence One" was introduced on Monday at Baltimore/Washington Thurgood Marshall International Airport, displaying a massive "1776" across the front cabin windows and "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" toward the back. "It's a symbol of what it means to give America the freedom to fly," said Bob Jordan, the airline's CEO, to a crowd of attendees. "As Southwest celebrates our 55th year, and (as) our nation celebrates 250, we wanted to mark this moment in a way that reflects who we are, where we've been and where we are headed."
Some good photos here from the BWI X account
Independence One!@SouthwestAir yesterday unveiled a new aircraft livery celebrating @America250 here at BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport.
— BWI Marshall Airport (@BWI_Airport) April 28, 2026
The special design joins two other American flag-themed planes, Freedom One and Liberty One (also new). pic.twitter.com/A8xZTQEdML
Here's what the painting job looked like
What do you think of Southwest Airlines new paint scheme?
— ⚓️ Sailor Jim 🔱 (@JimHendley4NC) April 28, 2026
I think it’s patriotic as hell!
I doubt I’ll be flying in one, but very cool! pic.twitter.com/GRJlCNIj4x
Southwest flight attendants bring the humor
This Southwest flight attendant just turned the safety demo into a full comedy roast at 30,000 ft 😂
— CeCe (@cecegkh) April 28, 2026
Buckle up… or don’t. Either way, she’s coming for you.
‘If you don’t know how to buckle a seatbelt, you shouldn’t be allowed in public’
This is hilarious, but not funny enough… pic.twitter.com/AF1I2MUsWA
----- Speed limit strictly enforced! Wisconsin road adds a decimal point to its speed limit. It’s not a joke
A Wisconsin road has added a decimal point to its speed limit — in the hope that the unusual traffic sign will give drivers’ second thoughts about putting the pedal to the metal. The Outagamie County Recycling and Solid Waste facility in Appleton, 107 miles north of Milwaukee, announced Monday that the speed limit inside the facility would now be 17.3 mph. “You may notice something a little different on your next visit,” the facility wrote in a Facebook post. “Our posted speed limit is now 17.3.” The facility, which provides recycling and landfill disposal services, said it decided on a posted speed limit of 17.3 mph because it makes drivers “pause.” “It makes you look twice. And most importantly, it breaks that ‘autopilot’ feeling we can all fall into when driving familiar routes,” the facility added.I don't know about you, but there is just no way I could keep my speed below 18. ----- What's another way to say a moron is full of shit? How about 29 year old man is constipated
Josh Vintner-Jackson first felt some discomfort in his lower left hip in March 2020. At the time, Vintner-Jackson, who is from the UK, was 29 and worked at a startup in Austin. He balanced his time between work, hanging out with friends, and his active hobbies. He loved running marathons, including one five-day ultramarathon through the desert in Jordan. Over the next four months, he would occasionally feel a pang of discomfort in the area. By the end of May, he had started to become severely constipated, despite eating what he considered a healthy diet. After not pooping for eight days, he went to urgent care in June 2020, where an X-ray revealed a buildup in his colon.Check out the whole thing. And let this serve as a reminder to get your colonoscopy if you are due! ----- This should have been included in Tuesday's ONT, but someone dropped the ball. The Tuesday ONT host must be asshoe. It's the unofficial AOSHQ mascot.
Celebrating a year with this little face. I can’t believe it. 😍 Thank you, @ballsdeepindoge, he is the best boy. pic.twitter.com/i1Ph2HeeZO
— Piper (@piper_moves) April 28, 2026
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 10:14 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2026 10:14 PM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 10:15 PM (XAeCh)
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Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 10:15 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 30, 2026 10:16 PM (6lIrI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2026 10:16 PM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rex B at April 30, 2026 10:17 PM (a992C)
Posted by: alpine_beer at April 30, 2026 10:17 PM (van9r)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2026 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:19 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2026 10:19 PM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:19 PM (U94Dl)
*whispers* thursday, Miss.
Posted by: Patsy at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)
Nineteen point five
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (D4VUo)
It largely comes down to the whether your particular non-observance pisses of a particular cop.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Literally chuckled out loud at the comparison of 7/11 signs!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (t2oSI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It's fairly safe if you keep the gators well-fed.
The snapping turtle is always a bit surly, though.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (Iz+f5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
He rescues Shibas. He is a fantastic person who made money in crypto.
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)
Kind of all blurs together when unemployed
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
___________
Or retired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
....
...
Are we just going to leave that laying there?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I was trying, but it overloaded my humor cortex, and it rebooted.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April
He is very sweet. Thank you!
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (Wmg4n)
He knows what he did.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (OBque)
That's a beautiful cabin picture and a gorgeous dog Piper!!!
Thank you both.
Bedtime. Good night all.
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (Sco7b)
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I think I know what the problem is.
Posted by: Dr. San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
___________
Or retired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HdYcL)
Or work from home. It doesn't suck. But not always up to date, lol
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: gKWVE
Or retired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I do remember trash day though.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
The snapping turtle is always a bit surly, though.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
I guess as long as they aren't river otters.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
Congratulations to Piper and Saijo on Year One of many, many more to come!
When I first saw the cabin in the top photo, I thought this might be a Mis Hum (TM) production...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2026 10:25 PM (d33KV)
Posted by: Dr. San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
After the surgery, he now has a semicolon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:26 PM (utfVc)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-38
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 1, 2026
Launch Time: 1:33 p.m. EDT (17:33 UTC, 19:33 CEST)
https://youtu.be/j9rwoPkCxpg
Posted by: Joyenz at April 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lookie loo lurkyface at April 30, 2026 10:26 PM (9wnX8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 30, 2026 10:24 PM (Jr+re)
I actually do. Like the song says "the party doesn't start til I walk in"
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 10:27 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Joyenz at April 30, 2026 10:27 PM (2F0/Y)
They were working on a new one (paint shop) and the air relief louvers weren't working during the first building commissioning and the negative air (to vent fumes) sucked in a large partition wall that separated the main bay from other spaces. Even a half psi is a huge load over a large area.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 10:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
He is a dreamy creamy! But Shibas come in red, black, cream and sesama. But they all have white urijaro on their checks, chest and chin.
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:28 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 30, 2026 10:28 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (U94Dl)
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Glad it's not just me!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 30, 2026 10:28 PM (6lIrI)
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:29 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What is a gay dude's password?
C:###
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 10:29 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: TRex - robot dino at April 30, 2026 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)
NB: I'm not one of those scummy guys. Honestly.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 30, 2026 10:29 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Piper
mmmm, sesame.
Posted by: B. H. Obama (someone had to sock it) at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: silent night, deadly night 2 at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (cl15i)
C:###
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 10:29 PM (Kyh8Y)
See colon sharp sharp sharp? Oh, wait...LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (utfVc)
And Doof, thank you for being you. 😊
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (UDzNJ)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:32 PM (T6aVk)
It largely comes down to the whether your particular non-observance pisses of a particular cop.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
In Michigan you are pretty much expected to go 8 or 10 over the speed limit. Otherwise people are cursing you for impeding traffic. But we get warned that Ohio cops actually enforce the speed limit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2026 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Or ChatGPT.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Ask your local fire department to give you a high pressure enema.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 10:33 PM (S/Y4j)
Dishwalla - Charlie Brown's Parents
https://youtu.be/ubdmyms-Lts
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: TRex - 80s hair band dino at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Braenyard
If you don't have a mortgage, I guess you can self-insure, if the price of a house is a trivial expense. Kinda like us normal folks don't buy the extended warranties on our toasters.
Probably still good to carry whatever the homeowner's equivalent of "liability" is, to prevent bums from suing you when they trip over a crack in the sidewalk, even if you have Elon Musk money.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
YW. I tried being non-Doofy once. Once!
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
Like my colon goes on strike.
Other days, my sphincter runneth over.
My butt is like a Shakespearian comedy. Or tragedy.
Posted by: Why Me?!? (to quote Nancy Kerrigan) at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: Patsy
Kind of all blurs together when unemployed
Posted by: gKWVE
It blurs together when you are retired, but I'm at an age where I am careful about knowing what day it is, because people might start accusing me of having dementia.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 10:35 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)
It's only when I eat Triscuits, Bulg. Lol
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:35 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: Patsy
Kind of all blurs together when unemployed
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D4VUo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
They're both leftists in good standing. IDGAF
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (3uBP9)
It largely comes down to the whether your particular non-observance pisses of a particular cop.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 30, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
Military installations have strict speed limits. Ask me how I know. Actually - don't.
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (Cqx++)
When I was growing up, we had a female cat who was comfortable both inside and outside the house and was friendly with our dogs. On night I saw her running and jump into the pen with one of our dogs; a second later another cat came running as was about to jump in the pen when he saw the dog. LOL.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
Ooo eee, ooo aaah
ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:39 PM (utfVc)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
I looked at the list. Who is Romeo Santos? Or The
-Dream? I may or may not like the others on the list, but at least I'm aware they exist.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:40 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:40 PM (utfVc)
Colon cancer guy has a reasonable prospect of a lawsuit against his complacent doctors. But maybe they made him their buddy. He wouldn't do his friends like that. That would just be wrong.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 10:40 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Walla Walla, Washington at April 30, 2026 10:40 PM (cl15i)
ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
HA! David Seville pre Chipmunks.
He was the piano player in Rear Window also.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (0nHVk)
Yup.
Daily drive. Five miles on two lane roads, no passing zones, and the only other guy in sight is the guy right in front of me going five under. The whole way. Until we get to the four lane and he ramps it up to ten over.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)
Two circular plates joined, light pink colored:
(SHOW)(BOOBS)
smaller font:
(strictly)(enforced).
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 10:42 PM (3uBP9)
It largely comes down to the whether your particular non-observance pisses of a particular cop.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
South Dakota means it. Signs say something like "speed limits strictly enforced." Though their freeways are posted 80mph.
I saw a guy get pulled over, and when he passed me earlier, he was probably only doing 82. I had my cruise set right at 80, and it took him a while to pass me.
That made me consider braking down hills rather than letting my cruise control go..... it doesn't try to slow the car down until it's 3 or 4 over.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)
Triscuits are good. I couldn't have them for breakfast. For reasons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:42 PM (U94Dl)
https://youtu.be/ubdmyms-Lts
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (Sy6m/)
You have an unbroken track record of posting music by bands that I have positively never heard of in my life. It is a gift, use it responsibly!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:42 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: scampydog at April 30, 2026 10:42 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (0nHVk)
I'm sorry Debby. That was me. I had the wrong day and wrong cob.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:44 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
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Back when the Army was still in charge of the Presidio the MPs were pretty strict about the speed limit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:44 PM (77rzZ)
Yup.
Daily drive. Five miles on two lane roads, no passing zones, and the only other guy in sight is the guy right in front of me going five under. The whole way. Until we get to the four lane and he ramps it up to ten over.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Oh, I pay attention to them, but drive with the flow anyway...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (0nHVk)
DDS! You're here early tonight. Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2026 10:45 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (0nHVk)
DDS! You're here early tonight. Good to see you!
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)
It's Friday somewhere...and also May Day...Maybe not the best to hear your pilot say that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard
How else do you get a free new home when the hurricane wipes out your beach front digs?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)
Triscuits are good. I couldn't have them for breakfast. For reasons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:42 PM (U94Dl)
Because they are nothing but petrified bricks of raw twine?
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: mikeski
But at home in MN? 4 mph over is totally safe in slower zones, more on the freeways. When I lived in the Minneapolis area, 10 over on I-494 would get you flipped off by someone's granny as she blew your doors off.
Unless you're driving the same make/model/color as the cop's daughter's boyfriend, then all bets are off.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2026 10:45 PM (PV+Zw)
I wonder if there was some sort of recreational activity in his history that might render him susceptible to diseases of the colon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:49 PM (utfVc)
There was a lazy road in Austin where cops used to hang out and ding anyone who was going a hair over the speed limit. My cousin got out of one of those tickets -- can't remember how, dammit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 10:49 PM (n7rxJ)
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1 - Encopresis
When you are so constipated that you can't stop sh!tting your pants. Think marbles in a jar surrounded by water. Whatever you do, do not google 'encopresis'. You have been warned.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:49 PM (I0N4X)
https://youtu.be/j9rwoPkCxpg
Posted by: Joyenz
-----------
Remind us tomorrow.
We have short term memory loss.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 10:49 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
The angry mob with the torches and pitchforks looks like it rejects your premise.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 10:50 PM (OBque)
I wonder if there was some sort of recreational activity in his history that might render him susceptible to diseases of the colon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
==============
Anal cancer and colon cancer are two different things.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 10:50 PM (n7rxJ)
Man, Gutfeld! is on fire tonight.
Erin Maguire needs to give up her strategist job and be a regular guest. She's dropping bangers on Greg left and right.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 30, 2026 10:51 PM (lHPJf)
We have short term memory loss.
Posted by: Braenyard
We also have short term memory loss.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
And if you're a civil and happen to work in the area of operation, the first infraction is a firing most places. But I don't have to worry about that as I happen to be very thoroughly attentive and laser focused on all the concerns of my nice buddy-o-pals in the guard shacks with the full auto firearms.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Doof
Idiot boss was busted going twenty over on a Base. I don't know about MPs but this was by an actual Federal LEO... he had to go half way across the state to pay in person at the Federal Courthouse.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (77rzZ)
on the sticker on the door jamb and assumed that was the model year. It isn't. It's a 2019. Model year begins in the mid-summer of the prior year. That, combined with the fact 2018 parts will not work on a 2019 truck as 2019 is the first year of the 5th generation Rams. I verified this on the Mopar parts website. A 2018 TPMS sensor will not fit (work) on a 2019 truck.
That also explains why when they tried to verify the sensors were working with their machine, they had to set it to '2018' not 2019.
After driving the truck half-way to San Diego and back they system hasn't reset itself. The owner's manual says it should reset after up to 20 minutes of driving above 15 mph.
Further reports as conditions warrant.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)
You are welcome.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (mjROD)
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf)
That is one of the reasons I don't eat them in the morning. They are better than shredded wheat which is vabue
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (U94Dl)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lookie loo lurkyface at April 30, 2026 10:26 PM (9wnX
I'm currently juggling flaming chainsaws. Is that entertaining enough for you, or do I need to fetch the unicycle?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 10:53 PM (OBque)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 10:53 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 30, 2026 10:53 PM (kNyWU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---
There are lawyers who specialize in that, ticket lawyers, ask around. Usually for the price of the ticket.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 10:55 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 10:50 PM (OBque)
Said mob can complain directly to Ace.
Speaking of the boss - did you see his first thread today where he apologized for being late? He was scrambling 15 eggs for some reason.
Anyway, eggs are now disallowed for your arsenal of tardiness excuses.
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
I looked at the list. Who is Romeo Santos? Or The
-Dream? I may or may not like the others on the list, but at least I'm aware they exist.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:40 PM (U94Dl)
If they made the list the obvious or known choices that we all agree with, then it wouldn't be the slick and hip "NY Times".
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:56 PM (y171U)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (U94Dl)
Triscuits are just shredded wheat formed into small tiles by heat and pressure. Sort of the "food" (for lack of a better term) counterpart to Oriented Strand Board.
You know what would make a nifty bar table? Hot glue Triscuits to the table top, and flood them with epoxy resin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 10:56 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: tankdemon
**********
Yes...
...and the blindfold...
...and the handcuffs...
...and the hungry tiger...
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:57 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:57 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Patsy
Kind of all blurs together when unemployed
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
Ditto retired
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 10:58 PM (QGaXH)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
The NYT sucks.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 10:58 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tankdemon
Remember, ride the unicycle and juggle the chainsaws.
Posted by: Stumpy the Clown at April 30, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
---
Issues with TPMS, definitely a post modern first world problem.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 10:59 PM (XAeCh)
Triscuits >>>>>>>>>> Reeses crap
Pistols at 50 paces.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 10:52 PM (77rzZ)
Reeses products make people smile.
Triscuits make people shit and have a taste and texture that makes steel wool seem like a good snack.
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:59 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:59 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 10:59 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Can't be insignificant?
Grok says anywhere between 250 - 550lbs
Hmmm, woulda thought it would have been more ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---
There are lawyers who specialize in that, ticket lawyers, ask around. Usually for the price of the ticket.
Posted by: Braenyard
==
And the "Court Fee" which is also on par with the ticket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
The NYT sucks.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 10:58 PM (2WIwB)
Maybe they thought he was dead?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1 - Encopresis
When you are so constipated that you can't stop sh!tting your pants. Think marbles in a jar surrounded by water. Whatever you do, do not google 'encopresis'. You have been warned.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:49 PM (I0N4X)
***
Right now all over America, and no small number of foreign countries, Hordians are going "Gross!"
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:01 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)
They're the ones with the Guatamalan radio.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (OBque)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:57 PM (th4KY)
Looks like it was intended to hearken back to the style of font used at the time of the Revolution.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (utfVc)
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code F98.1 - Encopresis
When you are so constipated that you can't stop sh!tting your pants. Think marbles in a jar surrounded by water. Whatever you do, do not google 'encopresis'. You have been warned.
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:49 PM (I0N4X)
***
Right now all over America, and no small number of foreign countries, Hordians are going "Gross!"
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)
Eh, Coprophagia is much worse.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:57 PM (th4KY)
It's the font from the Declaration of Independence
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Basket weave and herringbone are popular patterns.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 10:57 PM (th4KY)
Looks like it was intended to hearken back to the style of font used at the time of the Revolution.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (utfVc)
Like when the second "s" looks like the integral symbol?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doof
---
Try them with Philadelphia Cream Cheese, they were made for each other.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:03 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Can't be insignificant?
Grok says anywhere between 250 - 550lbs
Hmmm, woulda thought it would have been more ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (3sXRv)
***
I memory serves...a tricky thing these days...paint on a 777 is about 800 lbs. So...the 737 number is probably close.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 10:34 PM (Sy6m/)
I thought he was a major league baseball player.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 11:03 PM (y171U)
chickenbiskit is in there somewhere. Obviously better than a triscuit. Better than a wheat thin? I don't know.
Posted by: banana Dream - in a took out a at April 30, 2026 11:03 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
Ditto retired
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
I am an indentured servant.
They say I may retire when they let me.
So I go in, close the door, and sleep.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)
chickenbiskit is in there somewhere. Obviously better than a triscuit. Better than a wheat thin? I don't know.
Posted by: banana Dream - in a took out a at April 30, 2026 11:03 PM (3uBP9)
Both beat those coasters called puffed rice cakes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (XAeCh)
Absolutely. But it will throw a code. And I believe some vehicles may be restricted from going into cruise control if the TPMS is compromised.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:05 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:02 PM (3sXRv)
Yeah I should have said weird size or placement. I dunno it looks odd to me. Whatevs like I said I line the sentiment. Kudos to them for doing it. I’m sure they’ve received some flak from blue hairs and other leftists.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:05 PM (th4KY)
I'm sure that I must have missed it, but did the Republican party band together and uniformly condemn the most recent attempt on Trump's life? Did they release video after video of dems egging it on? Yet they want our votes, we should start a disgruntled party.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 11:06 PM (0nHVk)
Anyway, eggs are now disallowed for your arsenal of tardiness excuses.
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:07 PM (OBque)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 11:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:07 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Doof
Slap yourself!!!
Triscuits with brie, and a blueberry compote topping are a true delight. Washed down with a chilled Gewurztraminer. Yum!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:08 PM (2WIwB)
...and the blindfold...
...and the handcuffs...
...and the hungry tiger...
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 10:57 PM (I0N4X)
I happened across some communists yesterday, and, long story short, the tiger is not currently hungry.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:09 PM (OBque)
chickenbiskit is in there somewhere. Obviously better than a triscuit. Better than a wheat thin? I don't know.
Posted by: banana Dream - in a took out a at April 30, 2026 11:03 PM (3uBP9)
Both beat those coasters called puffed rice cakes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2026 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Red Oval Farms Stoned Wheat Thins were superior to all of the above ...
And then were discontinued during COVID
***respectfully bows head at the loss***
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:09 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Can't be insignificant?
Grok says anywhere between 250 - 550lbs
Hmmm, woulda thought it would have been more ...
Posted by: browndog says woof
GROK did the web search and summary for you.
Any old web search engine (circa 2000) could do as well. You'd just have to read it yourself.
A real answer would be to repeat the query,
Throw in some assumptions, say aircraft model, dry paint density, coating system thickness and run some calcs.
Maybe calc the surface area of the plane using a 3D model x thickness of coating x density = total weight.
Should get it within a few pounds, not some wild ass range from where the high end 'estimate' is more than twice the low end.
If the owner really cared they could weigh the plane when it was stripped to bright aluminum and again after paint completed.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 11:07 PM (77rzZ)
=====
I was waiting for you to defend your favorite baked snack and or cracker.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon
Eggsactly!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Diogenes
Do all that, and you probably can't tell the triscuits from the box they came in.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:11 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:09 PM (OBque)
=====
This brightens my day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 11:12 PM (77rzZ)
And the "Court Fee" which is also on par with the ticket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
----
For a time, in my youth, I was a collector. First time with a new lawyer in county court. Judge is lecturing law and the penalties he could enforce if we went to trial and lost.
It was intimidating but I puckered up and waited... and waited. Just as he was about to throw the gavel a young man in a suit walked down the middle isle calling out names, mine included. Then he said, please step into the foyer.
When the small group gathered he said, your case is dismissed.
Okey dokey.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:12 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:11 PM (th4KY)
England vs France perhaps ?
(more than likely not, as that assumes England will make it that far along)
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:13 PM (3sXRv)
------
Heh. Ironic...went through it today. I'm exhausted, as it were.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2026 11:13 PM (XeU6L)
But Bad Bunny did...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)
Depending on when the list was published, it should have included David Allen Cole, for "Take This Job and Shove It".
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:13 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:09 PM (OBque)
=====
This brightens my day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
--
Hope they didn't give him indigestion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:14 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (XAeCh)
Yes. But then you have to live with that little light on the dash for the rest of your life....and probably have trouble selling or trading it in.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:15 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:15 PM (3uBP9)
Like they are made of bamboo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 11:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
How would you know the seasons changed in the South without that light?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:17 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 10:41 PM (0nHVk)
I have my computer clock set to Seoul time, which shows it is Friday at 12:17 pm, which has tripped me up a couple of times today.
hugs!!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 11:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: banana Dream
Weren't some B-25s known as Cracker Boxes?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:17 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:00 PM (XAeCh)
Absolutely. But it will throw a code. And I believe some vehicles may be restricted from going into cruise control if the TPMS is compromised.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:05 PM (utfVc)
I've been able to use the cruise control, both regular (classic?) and 'A-daptive'.
I see when I put '2018' in parenthesis it autocorrected to
after posting. I trust my meaning wasn't lost.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:19 PM (QGaXH)
Absolutely. But it will throw a code. And I believe some vehicles may be restricted from going into cruise control if the TPMS is compromised.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---
Who thinks of this stuff? Senator who.
President Trump, save us from this crap.
Abolish all of it.
Please.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:19 PM (XAeCh)
(more than likely not, as that assumes England will make it that far along)
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 30, 2026 11:13 PM (3sXRv)
It’ll be past group stage so the who it will be.
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:19 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 11:20 PM (th4KY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:21 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 11:06 PM (0nHVk)
This IS the disgruntled party....now GOML! (Get Off My Lawn)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:22 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:22 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Doof
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon
Eggsactly!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Kyh8Y)
Egg-cellent!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
---
My ABS light has been on for five years. I rarely notice it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (XAeCh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I yanked the TPMS sensors out of my Colorado. The dash light was on before I did it anyway, so nothing new. I haven't tried the cruise control yet though. Now I'm curious.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:15 PM (3uBP9)
Triscuits were essential in the construction of Kon Tiki.
Posted by: Zombie Thor Heyerdahl at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Doof
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon
Eggsactly!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Kyh8Y)
Egg-cellent!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
You guys are cracking me up!
Oh! Shit!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---
Who thinks of this stuff? Senator who.
President Trump, save us from this crap.
Abolish all of it.
Please.
Posted by: Braenyard
Wait until the next model year starts and all cars are required to full time action driver monitoring cameras and data retention, all there for the taking by your friendly Guvment.
.... and if it thinks you aren't acting 'right' it'll shut off and call the popo on you.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:26 PM (I0N4X)
________________________
Proof of two things:
The Wisconsin DOT has too many employees, such that they are instituting some of the ideas they had when they were stoned. And, Wisconsin DOT employees are largely retarded.
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 30, 2026 11:27 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: Doof
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon
Eggsactly!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Kyh8Y)
Egg-cellent!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
We're getting repetitive. We need to come up with better yolks.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:28 PM (OBque)
all sensors communicate with the car. They aren't connected to the car of course, because tires do a spinny spinny thing, so they connect wirelessly. Is it by proximity? No that would never work because there are other car tires just feet from your car's tires. So they obviously have unique codes, that are constantly transmitting, well beyond your car because they would have to already go 10,20,30 feet or more depending on the size of the vehicle and tire configuration.
What does that mean? That means every single modern car has a very convenient means of being passively tracked through waypoints by anywhos that happened to want to do that sort of thing.
Interesting, no?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:28 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
How would you know the seasons changed in the South without that light?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:17 PM (3uBP9)
Even here in near-constant temperature Southern California I sometimes have the light illuminate in what passes for 'fall'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (dIske)
***
Until some asshole hacks the computer and shows the aircraft entering into a series of rolls before rolling over into a spin. Later the ground crew will have to clean the brown stinky smell out of the cabin.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Doof
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon
Eggsactly!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Kyh8Y)
Egg-cellent!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
Chicks still count though, right?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:15 PM (3uBP9)
Like they are made of bamboo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 11:16 PM (bss/y)
Baked bamboo with salt. A lot of salt.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 30, 2026 11:29 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
I had an LTD that had a highbeam indicator light in the instrument cluster that was horribly bright in the dark car at night. Eventually I pasted a stamp over it.
Eventually the stickum on the stamp dried up and it fell off, so I had to get another stamp.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)
Scary, no need to be sorry, I was just really scared for a moment that I had no memory whatsoever of an entire day. I am sure that Rod Serling covered this topic sometime.
Hey Kindltot, I hope that all is well with you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 30, 2026 11:29 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Doof
I'll have to hatch a new plan.
Posted by: tankdemon
Eggsactly!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Kyh8Y)
Egg-cellent!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
We're getting repetitive. We need to come up with better yolks.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 30, 2026 11:28 PM (OBque)
________________________________
Don't use egg recipies that conform to DEI. In clarfication, if the recipe says "don't use the whites"...it's DEI.
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:30 PM (dIske)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
How did they find out?
No reason to ever check if patient is a non-smoker.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:27 PM (dIske)
It's a county sign, in a waste and recycling facility. Not all of Wisconsin is this silly.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)
And disable your truck.
"This isn't about safety. It's never been about safety. Ford Pro Telematics is already live — fleet managers can pull a real-time video feed of your face right now, from their phone, while you're driving. And Ford's own marketing materials explicitly connect that data to insurance outcomes."
https://tinyurl.com/mradn3wn
Of course, it's not just Ford doing this.
H/T - > Posted by: Beverly
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (XAeCh)
May have been Missouri...
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (I0N4X)
It sucks here. Don’t come. It’s really awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
Too late nurse. I was driving up from Vancouver and was passed by 7 cars with California plates, all loaded to the gills with boxes and suitcases. They clearly saw the weather report.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (2WIwB)
No reason to ever check if patient is a non-smoker.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Second hand smoke!
Global Warming!
Smog!
She lives in China!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 11:33 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)
I wonder how long it will be before someone paints over the decimal point.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:33 PM (S/Y4j)
No reason to ever check if patient is a non-smoker.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
She & her hubby signed up for full body MRI for "peace of mind" and it showed a spot
Apparently her family has connections, whatever that means, in the medical community so she got more testing done.
She wrote a book "One Scan Saved My Life"
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 30, 2026 11:34 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 11:34 PM (JkO4W)
No reason to ever check if patient is a non-smoker.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:31 PM (/lPRQ)
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Asbestos. PM25, Diesel fumes, Sulfates, nitrates, heavy metals, and Yoko Ono Albums.
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (I0N4X)
Ah. The "Shoe Me" state
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 11:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (dIske)
I hate movies in airplanes. I would love to have a few high-definition video cams with views of the ground ahead, to each side, and directly below. You could have canned narration of what was being viewed through each cam. Name the mountains and rivers and lakes, give some history, and some descriptive geology. Give the passengers a mouse or trackball, to move a cursor on the screen, and click for information on the feature highlighted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:35 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:36 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: PabloD at April 30, 2026 11:36 PM (zUFRX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 30, 2026 11:36 PM (eZ5tL)
Absolutely. But it will throw a code. And I believe some vehicles may be restricted from going into cruise control if the TPMS is compromised.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Who thinks of this stuff? Senator who.
President Trump, save us from this crap.
Abolish all of it.
Please.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 30, 2026 11:19 PM (XAeCh)
"...some vehicles may be restricted from going into cruise control if the TPMS is compromised."
Shhh...don't give them ideas. Next they'll restrict the vehicle speed to 35 mph is TPMS is compromised...if only to force you to spend the money.
In other news, our 2012 Outback passed Smog Check today. It's an older car so I only have to pay 182$ to register it. Plus 65$ for the smog check.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
We used to have empires run by emperors,
and kingdoms run by kings.
Now we have countries.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:36 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: muldoon
Atheists?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 30, 2026 11:36 PM (eZ5tL)
It sucks here. Don’t come. It’s really awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
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Oh, the place with the basement dwelling, never had a real job in her life, cardboard faced Communist Mayor. You have my condolences.
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:37 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Diogenes
They can show anything.
Rollercoaster, cruising at treetop level, flying through flames, crashing... right now if you have a window you can close the blind and sleep. Being surrounded by a shitload of large displays they are going to bombard you with advertising the whole time.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:10 PM (/lPRQ)
I watched the vid again and saw they stripped it right in the beginning. I didn't see that the first time around. I'm thinking hmmm painting white over the green, then a shitload of blue over the white, and then red over some of the other white. I'm thinking original paint, plus white, plus another almost another entire paint layer with the blue and red. I was thinking damn they probably added 1200 pounds to the thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 11:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:37 PM (dIske)
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Katie Wilson.
Does her mom and dad still bring her lunch?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 11:38 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 11:24 PM (dIske)
You are generally still required to have side transparencies for control check. Even in the modern day and even long transport class aircraft. And that's rich for a gulfstream in that one of their big prestige items is their wide oval windows. It's a thing they're known for.
Now there was a lot of talk about doing exactly that back a decade or so ago when there were all those SS biz jet startups. But those mostly all went boom.
Posted by: banana Dream - get it? at April 30, 2026 11:38 PM (3uBP9)
It sucks here. Don’t come. It’s really awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
What's not to like? It's a beautiful city and area. My son went to Seattle U. for a couple of years. Plus you're there....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 30, 2026 11:39 PM (QGaXH)
I have my computer clock set to Seoul time, which shows it is Friday at 12:17 pm, which has tripped me up a couple of times today.
hugs!!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot
Were you riding the Seoul train?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 11:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: muldoon
The hard part is finding the 30 pieces of silver to pay the ransom.....
Posted by: mikeski holds up a 1-iron, just in case at April 30, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)
It's a landfill site. 15 mph is a common speed limit in such sites for reason of dust control, if nothing else. The drivers are paid by the hour; there is no reason to be hasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:40 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 30, 2026 11:41 PM (ceJ0R)
hugs!!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot
Were you riding the Seoul train?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 11:40 PM (Cqx++)
The zombie train to Busan?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 11:42 PM (wVcYX)
It sucks here. Don’t come. It’s really awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
What's not to like? It's a beautiful city and area. My son went to Seattle U. for a couple of years. Plus you're there....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
It is being run by communists and and the panhandlers no long make change for a $20.00.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 30, 2026 11:42 PM (A35Uv)
It sucks here. Don’t come. It’s really awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
Not even to come and get drunk with you?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:42 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon
The hard part is finding the 30 pieces of silver to pay the ransom.....
Posted by: mikeski holds up a 1-iron, just in case at April 30, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
What did the hackers do? Encrypt their bible? Because I think there may be a few copies of that available they could replace their locked version with.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 11:44 PM (3uBP9)
May have been Missouri...
Posted by: muldoon at April 30, 2026 11:32 PM (I0N4X)
I think I have seen that in both Arkansas and Missouri. Indeed, it would be useful for calling in roadside assistance, or to report a wreck to the Highway Patrol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 11:44 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Orson
Royal Caribbean, and probably some other cruise lines, are putting screens on one wall of their interior cabins, showing a view of the outside of the ship. Royal calls them "virtual balconies."
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 11:45 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
>This is becoming egg-cruciating.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 11:45 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: vmom deport
New colon cancers in the Milenneal and Gen Z crowd are frightening.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:46 PM (A5RD0)
It sucks here. Don’t come. It’s really awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 11:25 PM (A5RD0)
Not even to come and get drunk with you?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
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Speaking of...
Three fingers of Buffalo Trace over ice.
The last couple days with the Mormon in-laws was a struggle.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB)
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