Louisiana Suspends House Primary Campaign Schedule Until They've Had a Chance to Redraw Congressional Maps

Louisiana is, I've heard, good for at least one and possibly two Republican pick-ups with craftily drawn maps.

It's necessary to suspend the primaries if you're redrawing the maps because... well, people don't even know what districts will exist to run in.

Louisiana governor suspends House primaries until July after Supreme Court redistricting ruling
Landry said the rescheduling will only impact the House races in the state and subsequent runoff elections, meaning the Senate and state Supreme Court races will go as planned on May 16.

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"The best way to end race-based discrimination is to stop making decisions based on race," Landry said in a statement. "Here in Louisiana, we're proud to lead the nation on this charge. Allowing elections to proceed under an unconstitutional map would undermine the integrity of our system and violate the rights of our voters. This executive order ensures we uphold the rule of law while giving the Legislature the time it needs to pass a fair and lawful congressional map."
The House races will now be suspended until July 15 or "until such time as determined" by the Louisiana state Legislature. It was not immediately clear when the runoffs from the primary would take place.

Will other GOP governors take the same initiative?

In some political quick hits:

The House passed a measure to fund most of DHS. This represents a bit of a tactical defeat, as the House demanded full funding for all of DHS, but CPB and ICE are already funded through the Big Beautiful Bill, and it's Democrat Assassination Season again so we really need a fully functioning DHS.

Congress on Thursday passed legislation to fund Department of Homeland Security (DHS) agencies that don't deal with immigration, ending a 76-day shutdown.
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The bill did not include funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or the Border Patrol. Republicans are planning a reconciliation package to separately approve funding for those agencies for the rest of Trump's term.
Using reconciliation would allow the Senate to bypass its 60-vote filibuster threshold and pass the funding without Democratic support.
The One Big, Beautiful Bill included funding for ICE and CBP, meaning the shutdown generally did not affect those agencies. Democrats had sought to extract policy concessions from the administration, but ultimately did not secure their demands.

Asked if she thinks America will elect a gay president, Alexandria Donkey-Chompers says America's already had one.

And of course we all thought: Gay Barack Obama.

TMZ DC is making waves on Capitol Hill ... after Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told one of our producers it's entirely possible America's already had a gay president, Republicans seem to be offering up their best guess ... Barack Obama!!!
The Republican National Committee's official X account just reposted our clip with AOC and added a photo of Obama on top ... seemingly suggesting the GOP believes Obama was our first gay Prez.

https://t.co/I0fkWrlHFt pic.twitter.com/uGB7doUypT
— Republicans (@Republicans) April 30, 2026

He is. And there's proof. Despite the left claiming everyone is gay, they don't make that claim about Obama, because in Obama's case it happens to be true and it would be "racist" to say anything about Obama he doesn't say himself.

In a letter penned by Obama which the entire left pretends doesn't exist, Obama confessed to an ex- " " " girlfriend " " " that he "I make love to men daily, but in the imagination."

Straight men do not dream of fucking dudes, and don't say they do. Gay guys say this when they're attempting a Modified Limited Hang-Out that partly reveals and partly conceals the truth.

Former President Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination," according to the redacted portion of a now-notorious 1982 letter, obtained by The Post.
The more than 40-year-old letter to an ex-girlfriend recently resurfaced after Obama biographer David Garrow gave a long and winding interview on the one-time commander-in-chief.
"In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination," Obama, then 21, wrote to Alex McNear in November 1982.

"My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency," he added.

Not even fucking garrett talks like this.

McNear, who dated Obama during his year at Occidental College in Los Angeles, later redacted the salacious paragraphs, which Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Garrow hunted down and included in his tome "Rising Star."
The letter is currently owned by Emory University, which doesn't permit it to be photographed or removed. Instead, Garrow's friend Harvey Klehr transcribed the paragraphs by hand and sent them to the author.

Nancy Pelosi endorshhhes Jack Shossshburg.

I'd like to say she's drunk -- she often is, publicly, during working hours -- but it's also possible she's just old. She has the same problem with consonant clusters, any two or three consonants mixed together or spoken in succession, as Joe Biden did.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:35 PM

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1 Buchanan was gay as well. And an even bigger fuck up then Obama.

And there should be a lesson here...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 06:37 PM (sKqQm)

2 Buy stock in Crayola!

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 06:37 PM (VHUov)

3 Obama has always enjoyed the taste of penis

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 06:37 PM (tUP1A)

4 I'm thinking Buchanan. Gay AND dumb.

Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske)

5 The best thing about my marriage?

I'm with a woman and I still get all the penis I want!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (sKqQm)

6 So Big Mike really is a dude?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2026 06:39 PM (CBeiW)

7 So Big Mike really is a dude?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Well, if'n you needed a beard, why not go for the closest thing?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 06:40 PM (diia5)

8 Former President Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination,"...
----

By which he means, "in the squeakhole ".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 06:40 PM (kpS4V)

9 Ghey, been there maybe already twice

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:40 PM (Ia/+0)

10 At least one state GOP knows how to play the game.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS)

11 Gotta be close

Posted by: Billythesquid at April 30, 2026 06:41 PM (HxpHp)

12 God save us from a woman President

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

13
OMG!!1! Gay O'Bama! Bombshell revelation of something everyone already knows about!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 06:42 PM (HdYcL)

14 I'm more interested in how Louisiana redraws its State maps. Can this state be like Alabama or Mississippi and force decent governance upon its cities that otherwise would refuse it? - mind, that would also require Louisiana's Republicans be competent, and not Bill Cassidy
Because for a long time Louisiana has been stagnant, with its young men fucking off to other states (meaning, Texas).

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:42 PM (gKWVE)

15 Those purple lips have pursed on a cock or 200...

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2026 06:42 PM (YwEeS)

16 I don't buy Mooch is a man, we know Barty swung both ways AC/DC

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Someone here will chime in with " but he is Married, with two, count 'em, children". FIERCELY Heterosexual, he is.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (Ez+sQ)

18 I find it interesting that Big Mike titled her book "Becoming." That's a tell for sure.

Also I'm sure Barrack was fucking his chef who died from paddle boarding in 3 feet of water.

It's all fake and gay.

Posted by: Max Power at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (q177U)

19 Not even fucking garrett talks like this.

I had to chuckle at that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ceJ0R)

20 Florida has redrawn it's map as well giving republicans an extra 4 seats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (0N4FZ)

21 That's Gaylord in the Style Guide isn't it?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (TezPK)

22 Which state had the GOPe cucks (but I repeat myself) that made a super secret swearsies deal with their dem buddies to not redraw lines, completely committed, and then got pwned like a b?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)

23
Chompers has been getting her American History from reading Gore Vidal.

That whole "Lincoln was gay" shit is a bunch of horse hockey. Buchanan on the other hand was so gay that all of DC used to joke about him and his long-time roommate William King, calling Buchanan "Mrs King" among other insults.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (X4KFY)

24 Well, if'n you needed a beard, why not go for the closest thing?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 06:40 PM (diia5)

Why pick Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

25 He has. Twice. Apparently he still loves drunks, fools and the USA.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (U94Dl)

26 It really was the trifecta: a mocktaroon, taqiyya, cryptofag.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (kpS4V)

27 "Not even fucking garrett talks like this."

What does he talk like when he's not f'ing?

I find straight men kidding each other about being gay kind of odd. I don't know any women who kid about being lesbian when they're straight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (Nx5jP)

28
I'm thinking Buchanan. Gay AND dumb.

Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske)

_________

Non-gay Democratic presidents:

1) Andrew Jackson
2) Er, that's it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 06:45 PM (HdYcL)

29 God save us from a woman President

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

He has. Twice. Apparently he still loves drunks, fools and the USA.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (U94Dl)

Copy paste fail dang it

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 06:46 PM (U94Dl)

30 US Grant. Not Gay.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:47 PM (Ez+sQ)

31 The only reason he swung both ways is because he had political ambitions. He is riding (heh) on the fact that he has the black folks. Black folks are varied but open gay shit is one thing many are not too happy with.

So, he had to pretend to bat from both sides of the plate. Bunting on one side while swinging for the fences on the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

32 .."drunkards, children and the United States of America "

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)

33
Our first woman president won't be a Margaret Thatcher type. Depend on it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 06:47 PM (HdYcL)

34 So, when does Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst's giant pee-pee open in Chicago?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

35 Grant was REPUBLICAN !

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

36 So this looks like a fun thread to drop a gem from The Onion (didn't know they were still a thing): "Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew":

https://tinyurl.com/3sxfda28

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (kpS4V)

37 I didn't need anybody to tell me that the Dogeater is gayer than Boy George in Hello Kitty Crocs at the Manhole Club on Tranny Tuesday.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

38 My favorite lines from the howling about LA suspending the primaries:
"a racist power grab" (instead of ... enacting the racist map SCOTUS just declared illegal)
"the MAGA-favorite Governor" (who? we don't even know his name)
"to help Trump avoid a humiliating midterm"
"white voters" who were the plaintiffs "were funded by groups who've long sought to gut the VRA" (unlike, you know, the long list of organizations funding the black plaintiffs)

They've even dug up writings and work by Roberts when he first arrived in DC under Reagan, with whining that he's long sought to destroy the VRA, and reaching this line "one could argue that he lied to Congress" (because he downplayed his role, you know, as an attorney hired to advocate for his client).
Please, please keep attacking Roberts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (tUP1A)

39 I kinda Mad Libbed that one.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

40 I wouldn't mind seeing Sarah Huckabee Sanders as President some day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (Nx5jP)

41 FenelonSpoke, you are a pastor and I much doubt you will be in circles in Bible Study where the other ladies there are saying "hear me out" about how hot that warrior-judge Deborah might make them.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

42 I find straight men kidding each other about being gay kind of odd. I don't know any women who kid about being lesbian when they're straight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (Nx5jP)

Fen, love you, but you do not understand guys. Gay is next to effeminate and in the cosmology of easy ribs, it is just there for the taking. If you don't pick up that rock, your buddy surely will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

43 A woman Marxists woud have us all in a Gulag

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)

44 35 Grant was REPUBLICAN !
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

Damn right he was! Not Gay.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (Ez+sQ)

45 BTW, has anyone checked to see if Gaylord's edifice to ego was built on 'stolen' land?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD)

46 I didn't need anybody to tell me that the Dogeater is gayer than Boy George in Hello Kitty Crocs at the Manhole Club on Tranny Tuesday.
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

That's gay!

Posted by: Liberace's hairdresser's boyfriend at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (wVcYX)

47 if President Polk (D) was gay, he'd be a top

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

48 So, when does Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst's giant pee-pee open in Chicago?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

Juneteenth weekend, honky. And $30 a pop.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 06:50 PM (U94Dl)

49 Could stand having a Queen, but not a male one.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Ez+sQ)

50 Damn right he was! Not Gay.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (Ez+sQ)

No, sir!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:50 PM (GD0B3)

51 Clinton, the Bill that is, ... probably not gay, but I'd guess he'd take any opportunity. Who knows.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:51 PM (3uBP9)

52 I didn't need anybody to tell me that the Dogeater is gayer than Boy George in Hello Kitty Crocs at the Manhole Club on Tranny Tuesday.
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

Gayer than ace listening to London Boys on Hello Kitty earmuff headphones while riding a Vespa in a ballet tutu.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

53 FenelonSpoke, you don't have to understand men, we have our reasons just like yall.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

54 I'm more interested in how Louisiana redraws its State maps.
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Dems got greedy.
They had one district.
The new map kept them with one district.
They wanted two districts.
Under the new rules, LA can--and should--eliminate any "black" district.
Instead of 2, they'll lose the one--and probably 20 more across the South.

And that's before we get to the racist districts in blue states ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 06:51 PM (tUP1A)

55 Attention Book Morons

CJ Cherryh has announced she is retiring. Advancing age has caused some brain fog or as she said she is starting to drop stitches. And with how complex and organic her worlds are, losing track of what a Kif is good at could be very bad.

I wish her the best and will treasure what she has already written.

I still want Morgaine kri Chya to walk out the Stargate in Cheyenne Mountain and realize she has gone down another thread of probability.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

56 How about this one? Gayer than a Harvey Milkshake.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

57 Why would an Ewok wear a tutu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

58 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

Actually, I do understand men somewhat. I've been married to one for many years . I knew it was about being effeminate. Let me rephrase. I just think it's silly,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Nx5jP)

59
Grant was REPUBLICAN !
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

__________

Historians sneer that Grant was a drunk, but Franklin Pierce was the real alky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (HdYcL)

60 Sad news, Anna, but not unexpected. She worked with another writer on her last two Union-Alliance novels.

She's had a great run.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (kpS4V)

61 Aetius

Were the London Boys doing a cover of Rick Astley singing "Never going to give you up?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)

62 50 Damn right he was! Not Gay.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:49 PM (Ez+sQ)

No, sir!
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:50 PM (GD0B3)

One of my favorite Presidents.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (Ez+sQ)

63 I just think it's silly,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Nx5jP)

Therein lies your answer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

64 Because for a long time Louisiana has been stagnant, with its young men fucking off to other states (meaning, Texas).
Gah...after Katrina there was influx of the usual suspects from LA to Texas. Worthless fuck would be considered a compliment to these assholes.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (XMwZJ)

65 >>I find straight men kidding each other about being gay kind of odd.

Guys are easy to understand. We're an open book.

Women, on the other hand, not even God understand women.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)

66 People's Hippo Voice, I was more thinking of the Legislative districts, locally.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

67
Non-gay Democratic presidents:

1) Andrew Jackson
2) Er, that's it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 06:45 PM (HdYcL)

Clinton, sort of. I don't buy him as being attracted to man-ass, I think he was just obsessed with sticking his dick into anything moist and inviting. I rather doubt that he cared whether it was man, woman, beast or a sap-soaked knothole in a tree.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2026 06:54 PM (X4KFY)

68 Why would an Ewok wear a tutu?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

What does God need with a Starship?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

69 Who's this Schloshberg?

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 06:54 PM (LHPAg)

70 Were the London Boys doing a cover of Rick Astley singing "Never going to give you up?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)

Bonnie Tyler. I need a Hero. And he had the video playing on his META glasses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

71 One of my favorite Presidents.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (Ez+sQ)

Mine too!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

72 What happened to that half black dude who said he was Bill's love child? I mean, for the Arkansas definition of "love" which meant "$65 and a romp in the bushes".

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:56 PM (gKWVE)

73 @55 read several of her books starting with Downbelow Station. Good stuff. May she live long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:56 PM (gu0hJ)

74 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2026 06:54 PM (X4KFY)

Nah. He was all women. Clinton is one of those dudes who has to bang every gal he can to prove something to his dad and get back at his mom. 'They're all whores begging for it all the time!'

That kind of thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)

75 " I make love to men daily ,in my imagination" . I bet My Imagination was the name of Barky's car

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:57 PM (gu0hJ)

76 By my count, 8 Presidents have suffered an attempted assassination.

But only 5 of them were targeted for discernibly political reasons (Lincoln, McKinley, Kennedy, 1 of Ford's (Sara Jane Moore), and all 3 of Trump's).

The rest were just maniacs - the consequence of a free society. Guiteau shot Garfield over a job dispute. Schrank shot Roosevelt because McKinley's ghost told him Roosevelt set him up. Fromme tried to shoot Ford for Mansony reasons of some kind, and Hinckley shot Reagan because he was trying to score with the lesbo from Paper Moon.

So, if you only count the politically motivated assassinations, the next attempt on Trump will account for fully half of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 06:57 PM (wswKm)

77
Mine too!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

___________^

Harding: Faced with a dismal economy he boldly responded by doing.... nothing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 06:57 PM (HdYcL)

78 64 Because for a long time Louisiana has been stagnant, with its young men fucking off to other states (meaning, Texas).
Gah...after Katrina there was influx of the usual suspects from LA to Texas. Worthless fuck would be considered a compliment to these assholes.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 30, 2026 06:53 PM (XMwZJ)
One of their teenage thug 'refugees' murdered a popular teacher in a classroom 3 miles from my house.

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 06:57 PM (LHPAg)

79 Aetius

Not this song?
https://youtu.be/MRsfp4Pgcjw

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

80 Very true Eris, she was born in 1942. A very good and prolific run.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

81 Star Wars characters:

Vader, probably not gay, but like only 70-80 % sure, who knows what the dark side would do

Leia, definitely bi, a real playa

Luke, possibly gay. I mean he was after his sister, had a thing for a green wrinkly dwarf for awhile, I think he has some issues.

Han, not gay

Yoda, WTF knows. He's an alien maybe they have some weird stuff going on there, I wouldn't rule anything out.

C3PO, very f'ing gay

R2D2, not gay, but maybe incel

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)

82 This is so ruthless but this is our national politics now. This arms race started with Texas and could have ended with California. Instead we had NC, MO, FL, and VA join the fight so each side is literally getting more shameless trying to gerrymander.

You can't delay an election already in process. Absentee ballots have already been sent out! If they do this Illinois should try to retroactively cancel their primary and redraw. Pritzker time to get working on that 17-0 map!

Louisiana managing to make the VRA unenforceable, then getting sued over having no Black districts at all, would actually be hilarious

Republicans hate Democracy. They don't even pretend anymore. ngl, I'm starting to hate it too. the people who voted for shit like this have no fucking business choosing our government

I never understood what "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance" meant. Now I see there are (organized groups of) people that will tear it all down for a dollar, or a false word.

If the SC allows Louisiana to suspend the primaries, it's not a far leap to letting Trump suspend all elections.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 30, 2026 06:59 PM (ycI94)

83
Not even fucking garrett talks like this.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

The cruelty on this smart millitary blog is just *makes smacky kissy noise*.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 30, 2026 07:01 PM (QVmho)

84 I see Reddit is still trying to fortify THEIR democracy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

85 @81 Chewbacca is a furry. Probably bi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 07:01 PM (gu0hJ)

86 Oh, boy. Now I have a Bonnie Tyler earworm. FML.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (ceJ0R)

87 84 I see Reddit is still trying to fortify THEIR democracy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

Ah, Reddit. The most unregulated porn site on the internet.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (Gqar8)

88
Louisiana is populated by good-time party layabouts who cultivate a let-the-good-times-roll lifestyle instead of doing something useful. It's like they're proud of being indolent and ignorant. Combine this with a government that's as stupid as it is corrupt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (HdYcL)

89 I've never read that letter before.

That dude is so ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

90 Dunno tubal

Twitch and their E-girls is pretty pr0ny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)

91 Louisiana is populated by good-time party layabouts who cultivate a let-the-good-times-roll lifestyle instead of doing something useful. It's like they're proud of being indolent and ignorant. Combine this with a government that's as stupid as it is corrupt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (HdYcL)
=====

You just described France.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

92 I don't get AOC's here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2026 07:03 PM (Cif43)

93 90 Dunno tubal

Twitch and their E-girls is pretty pr0ny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)

Point taken.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (Gqar8)

94 "That dude is so ghey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

HOW GAY IS HE??

Posted by: the studio audience at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

95 Louisiana... a government that's as stupid as it is corrupt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (HdYcL)

Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

Posted by: Darth Vader at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

96 The Milk Chocolate Messiah saw Star Trek: The Motion Picture and wished he could be the one to make love to V'GER (not Persis Khambatta, but the rusted wreckage of metal)

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (5yDGQ)

97 That dude is so ghey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

I'd keep that revelation to yourself.

Posted by: Catamite Chef on a Paddleboard at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (wswKm)

98 I was working in a machine shop during college and every time Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" came on ,one of the other workers sang " I cut a big ,smelly fart" . Genius he was

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (gu0hJ)

99
Texas: Germans and Czechs

Louisiana: French

Nuff sed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HdYcL)

100 Former President Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination," according to the redacted portion of a now-notorious 1982 letter, obtained by The Post

I guess I don't need the horror movies tonight.

MSNow was outraged about Louisianna. And gas prices!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Sco7b)

101 The “endless farce of earthly life” makes you want to suck dick?

This guy has always been a complete bullshitter.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

102 Do not forget the French Quarter has Spanish architecture.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

103 Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Gqar8)

104 Louisiana...sorry

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Sco7b)

105 And they may be talking about Lincoln as the gay president.

They really do believe he was at least Bi.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:06 PM (6ydKt)

106 Gaylord and his male dream lovers?

Cthulhu just gargled the brain bleach.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

107 Good-time party layabouts are ok. It's the violent, ignorant, drug-addled, criminal layabouts that are a problem.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 30, 2026 07:06 PM (XMwZJ)

108 >>>"Not even fucking garrett talks like this."

What does he talk like when he's not f'ing?

I find straight men kidding each other about being gay kind of odd. I don't know any women who kid about being lesbian when they're straight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

>Ace and Garrett's relationship changed when Ace gifted him a 'chef's kiss' kitchen apron for his birthday.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 07:06 PM (Fbc0I)

109 >>> Chewbacca is a furry. Probably bi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 07:01 PM (gu0hJ)

Good catch.

All the ewoks are omnisexual. I think this is pretty much canon at this point.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 07:06 PM (3uBP9)

110 Sounds like Jimmy "lusting in his heart". Except Jimmy wasn't lusting after men.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

111 Louisiana: French

Nuff sed
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HdYcL)

French and Spanish.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)

112 Heat and humidity are the bain of productivity.

Posted by: Dark L at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (W5mpo)

113 Abe Lincoln was a vampire hunter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

114 >>>Republicans hate Democracy. They don't even pretend anymore. ngl, I'm starting to hate it too. the people who voted for shit like this have no fucking business choosing our government

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Yeah. I hate Democracy, too. I hate it because I know what the blue haired, septum-pierced furry loving harpies of both genders mean when they screech about "Our Democracy." It is their perverted, addlebrained, evil, rotten, retarded and vile idea of what they want to do to our Republic. I do loathe them as much as they hate me.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (U94Dl)

115 Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?

----

Quite possible, since the song is from a musical about vampires......

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (9CBNQ)

116 111 Louisiana: French

Nuff sed
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HdYcL)

French and Spanish.
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)

And the Coon Ass Cajuns.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar8)

117 Ewoks are omnivorous - they eat roasted Stormtroopers and nuts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:08 PM (2GVsD)

118 "Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?
Posted by: tubal"

If you have to ask...

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

119 115 Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?

----

Quite possible, since the song is from a musical about vampires......
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (9CBNQ)

Aww shit.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar8)

120 >>> Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Gqar

The video is hella-weird. It's basically all a cougar sexual fantasy.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

121 120 >>> Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Gqar

The video is hella-weird. It's basically all a cougar sexual fantasy.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

It is BIZARRE.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:09 PM (Gqar8)

122 Do they sparkle?

Posted by: gKWVE asks for a friend at April 30, 2026 07:09 PM (gKWVE)

123 At least a couple Republican states are playing hardball.

Posted by: torabora at April 30, 2026 07:09 PM (KtOUo)

124 Louisiana managing to make the VRA unenforceable, then getting sued over having no Black districts at all, would actually be hilarious
-----

That's the bloody POINT of the SCOTUS ruling. Grrr.

I know, I know.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 07:10 PM (9CBNQ)

125 Are you giving off sparks and making love in the dark...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)

126 Former President Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination," according to the redacted portion of a now-notorious 1982 letter, obtained by The Post

Everybody's gay once and awhile! It's 2026, mang!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, channeling SSG Lincoln Osiris at April 30, 2026 07:10 PM (ycI94)

127 I get Kevin Kiley's newsletter even though I don't live in his district here in CA. The passing of Prop 50 gave him a new district, which sucks. Now he has to work to get his name recognized among new voters:

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I need your help to reach every voter in the New Sixth District. Because of Newsom’s gerrymander, much of the district is new. These are voters who have never seen my name on the ballot. We need resources to tell them how we our holding Newsom accountable and bringing sanity back to California.

We need resources to tell these voters how we have fought Newsom and won, time and again. How we led the fight against his COVID insanity. How we sued him and won. How we defeated his COVID K-12 vaccine mandates. How we led the fight to re-open schools and youth sports.

Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 07:10 PM (kX27y)

128 "Abe Lincoln was a vampire hunter.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Just another one of the things he did to incite his assassin.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

129 Watching a historical Russian movie, its mot going to endxwell

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Ia/+0)

130 As for "Total Eclipse", yeah that video was nuts. What even was the appeal? Kids who want to bang Bonnie? Even at that age I was more interested in Susanna Hoffs.
I guess lots of teachers might like that video more nowadays.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 07:11 PM (gKWVE)

131 Louisiana: French

Nuff sed
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HdYcL)

French and Spanish.
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)

And the Coon Ass Cajuns.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar

As someone who's known some ragin Cajuns, true! Many came from a place called Acadia. In Canuckistan.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:11 PM (GD0B3)

132 GOP states had no choice after California and Virginia went the nuclear route.

They should've seen this coming.

Now if we could figure out what’s holding the Indiana GOP back when they had the opportunity.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

133 I don't know any women who kid about being lesbian when they're straight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Women don't kid each other about anything because everything kidding is fighting words. As one of my homies in law school said, our relationship is based on insulting each other. Women are incapable of that w/o bloodshed and tears.

Posted by: Dark L at April 30, 2026 07:12 PM (W5mpo)

134 Watching a historical Russian movie, its mot going to endxwell

You expect a happy ending?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD)

135 How Democrats are created . . .

https://tinyurl.com/5xs7ww4x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)

136 So Riker in Star Trek TNG before the entire franchise went full homo had the androgynous thing....played by a chick.

Gay? If it had a penis...yes.

But, what if Captain Kirk had sex with a male sex changeling that took a female shape - no penis. Borderline gay?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)

137 I accidently posted part of this below while mocking the Maine Governor...

Regarding Obungo, for what it's worth.

Can think of many reasons other than prancercising down AF1 Steps. Cowering over something (I forget, a boom or martial arts fight that most men would not flinch). His special friend,Reggie. The drowned chef. The church in Chicago covering up for gay men and finding beards for them to marry.

Here's the whopper or popper: A friend of Feinstein's, Kam Kuwata, died unexpectedly in CA in 2011.

He was against Harris being AG of CA.

He was said to have told Diane about smelling poppers, moaning, and two male voices in a room during the 2008 Dim campaign as he walked down a hallway. One of the males to exit the room was Obungo Jug Ears. [I have no idea where I read this but at the time believed it to be true and did not forget, for what it's worth]

At Kuwata's memorial in 2011, Feinstein frog jumped Obungo to announce the killing of Osama before he was able to on tv. It was rumored to be revenge for Kuwata's death.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM (WONhk)

138 Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Gqar

It is okay to be you. It was a great song I recall fondly.

But it is never wrong to love the literal Total Eclipse of the Heart. That was a banger.

https://tinyurl.com/bw9e92uw

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM (U94Dl)

139 Can I be honest with y'all ? I like NOLA. It has history ! It has beignets! It has above ground cemeteries and vampires!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)

140
I got redistricted. Not sure if I'm in TX-14 or TX-22 right now, but I'll be in 14 come the next Congress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM (HdYcL)

141 It's not gay if you are under way.

Posted by: Riker at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

142 120 >>> Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:05 PM (Gqar

The video is hella-weird. It's basically all a cougar sexual fantasy.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

It's a good song. Video is indeed weird.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (qivay)

143 Watching a historical Russian movie, its mot going to endxwell
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Ia/+0)

which one ?

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (GD0B3)

144 Quite possible, since the song is from a musical about vampires......
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (9CBNQ)
There was vampires in Top Gun?

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (LHPAg)

145 Asked if she thinks America will elect a gay president, Alexandria Donkey-Chompers says America's already had one.

[James Buchanan has entered the chat]

Posted by: Delurker at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (gtcuf)

146 Posted by: Dark L at April 30, 2026 07:12

Of course women can kid each other. It's just not generally about being lesbians if they're not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (2sfNr)

147 Kirk did bang a shapeshifter in Trek VI. And in "Turnabout Intruder" he did gain a set of knockers for a bit.

Notice Garth of Izar did not do the gender swap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)

148 >>>But, what if Captain Kirk had sex with a male sex changeling that took a female shape - no penis. Borderline gay?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life.

>Is fucking green alien bitches considered bestiality?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 07:15 PM (Fbc0I)

149 Posted by: Delurker at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM

I expect A O-C doesn't know a darn thing about Buchanan and was speaking about Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 07:16 PM (2sfNr)

150 hey, Take My Breath Away was a stone classic. even if it pissed off the band.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 07:16 PM (gKWVE)

151 Orion slave girls are bestial in their sexual nature. IE about the only ones who could outlast James 'Tomcat' Kirk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD)

152 Bonnie Tyler's super power is when she looks at young school boys she blasts their shirts off.

You're basically just sitting in class trying to work on your multiplication tables, and there's Bonnie walking by and she turns her head and , KAAAPOW!, there goes your shirt, and now someone throws a bucket of water on you, and what's this, there's freaking dove flying at you!

And now you'll never know that 13*7 = 91. Sad.

Posted by: banana Dream - Turn around bright eyes, so I can blast your shirt off at April 30, 2026 07:16 PM (3uBP9)

153 Republicans are planning a reconciliation package to separately approve funding for those agencies for the rest of Trump's term.

I'm right here, guys.

Posted by: The SAVE Act. at April 30, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

154 I'm thinking Buchanan. Gay AND dumb.
Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske)

---------------

Wasn't Van Buren unmarried?

Posted by: Decaf at April 30, 2026 07:17 PM (Tbs6N)

155 Rev. Wishbone, Kzin are canon in the Trek '70s cartoon.
That would have been an interesting hookup for Kirk.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 07:17 PM (gKWVE)

156 I'm right here, guys.
Posted by: The SAVE Act

For me to POOP on

Posted by: John Thune at April 30, 2026 07:17 PM (gKWVE)

157 I like NOLA. It has history ! It has beignets! It has above ground cemeteries and vampires!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)

And great food! Haven't been in several years, but I remember the meals!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2026 07:18 PM (n9ltV)

158 Is it ok to fap to this? Asking for the entire American right.

Posted by: Cynical Stoic at April 30, 2026 07:18 PM (2r+jB)

159 In hindsight the group Berlin, being young know-it-alls with too much pride, shot themselves int he foot by not embracing that song.

Then again it took years for Peter S. Beagle to accept the fact The Last Unicorn was his greatest work and it would define his career.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

160 So Riker in Star Trek TNG before the entire franchise went full homo had the androgynous thing....played by a chick.

Gay? If it had a penis...yes.

But, what if Captain Kirk had sex with a male sex changeling that took a female shape - no penis. Borderline gay?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)

That Riker episode was one of the dumbest things ST:TNG ever made.

The entire show’s history he is the ship’s big lady’s man anc all of a sudden he’s falling for a tomboy alien from a race that doesn’t have genders.

The ‘it’ wasn’t even attractive,
Looked like a low-rent version of the boy from The Wonder Twins.

I’d ask what they were thinking but that’s ST for you, always slightly Hollywood woke when they thought they could get away with it,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt)

161 Can I be honest with y'all ? I like NOLA. It has history ! It has beignets! It has above ground cemeteries and vampires!
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM

And the best transvestites, literally the best.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)

162 119 115 Is it acceptable that I like Total Eclipse of the Heart? Am I gay, unknowingly?

----

Quite possible, since the song is from a musical about vampires......
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (9CBNQ)

Aww shit.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar

*pointe and laughs*

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at April 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GcWsw)

163 157 I like NOLA. It has history ! It has beignets! It has above ground cemeteries and vampires!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)

And great food! Haven't been in several years, but I remember the meals!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2026 07:18 PM (n9ltV)

Music too. And voodoo!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 30, 2026 07:19 PM (qivay)

164
Wasn't Van Buren unmarried?

Posted by: Decaf at April 30, 2026 07:17 PM (Tbs6N)

____________

He was "married" but his wife died, likely from embarrassment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:19 PM (HdYcL)

165 Question becomes, which Kzinti females. The ones Speaker to Animals grew up with or the ones found on the Ringworld?

Ringworld does have the practice of Rikashsta [sp?]

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

166 And the best transvestites, literally the best.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)

you yeah?? How do YOU know ??

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)

167 Damn, do some work and come back to Anna solemnly intending about Orion Slave Girls mating like cats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

168 Going to need some light hearted videos very soon

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

169 Note that Democrats are brainstorming literally every other possible remedy, *except* for adopting a broadly popular set of positions that would actually get national majority support on an issue-by-issue basis. It is literally unthinkable for them to eschew their international socialist cult dogma.

Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 07:22 PM (Sy6m/)

170 Nyah? *all innocent like*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

171 Wait, Liberace was gay?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 30, 2026 07:23 PM (l26NL)

172 Late to the races, and - wow - this post ended up much gayer than expected.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ftFVW)

173 >>And the best transvestites, literally the best.

Why do you know this?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 07:23 PM (viF8m)

174 37 I didn't need anybody to tell me that the Dogeater is gayer than Boy George in Hello Kitty Crocs at the Manhole Club on Tranny Tuesday.
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

In 1993, my 14 yr old daughter had to inform me that Hilary Clinton was gay,
"Mommmm, (Big eye roll) she's SUCH a lesbian!!! How can you not tell that?"

Posted by: sal at April 30, 2026 07:23 PM (f+FmA)

175 Wait, Liberace was gay?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 30, 2026 07:23 PM (l26NL)

Women LOVED him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

176 I was wondering about that with regards to congressional districts. States that have had primaries already, it’s too late to redraw maps. Unless you do primaries over which would lead to chaos and probably courts saying nah bruh.

Even ones where they have not had primaries yet there will be lawsuits flying. And leftist judges will block the registering of course.

Election Lawyers are gonna make bank in the coming few months.

Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 07:24 PM (th4KY)

177 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's NOT FUNNY!!!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 30, 2026 07:24 PM (wBaIH)

178 Riker was gayer than a holodeck simulation of a Fire Island Top Gun Night Volleyball Tournament.

Posted by: Riker at April 30, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

179 147 Kirk did bang a shapeshifter in Trek VI. And in "Turnabout Intruder" he did gain a set of knockers for a bit.

Notice Garth of Izar did not do the gender swap.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)

Here's the ultimate one, Kirk and Riker were both duplicated by the transporters. Exactly themselves.

Self pleasuring at a whole new level where no man has gone before or gay?

In any event Obama's sex library of doom opens in about 50 days. Tickets are $30 US. Get yours now!

Bring your ID.

Be sure to ask the tour guides about Obama's fantasies, it'll be a highlight of the tour.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Sco7b)

180 The Barack Hussein Obama remix:

Total Prolapse and a Fart

Posted by: Music Facts at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (GcWsw)

181 According to the left we’ve had like 7 homo presidents. Lincoln famously being one of them. Because why not?

Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (th4KY)

182 I broke Mom's heart when I told her Grandpa Walton was a homosexual commie. Probably shouldn't have.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (U94Dl)

183 I can remember the corrupt Dem days of Edwin Edwards in Louisiana. I don't exactly know how we broke free but it was gradual then all the sudden.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (kxLc1)

184
Bad Kirk had Good Kirk. Like a Viking!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HdYcL)

185 If you see Sunstroke on Tv, don't watch it.
Fking Bolsheviks

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

186 HAHAH!! Cucker Tarlson FAFO news,

"A few days ago hackers breached his website and only found around 7k subscribers to his show.

They are posting these metrics because investors are freaking the fuck out. 58 million views across all platforms is dogshit.

Tucker is making 0 money"

🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:27 PM (GD0B3)

187
Tucker is making 0 money

_________

Maybe that's why he's grubbing for that $2000 a month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:28 PM (HdYcL)

188 Kami-sama, once again we are retracing the same path with yet another Ghost in the Shell anime.

https://youtu.be/ahZn4dVCbvs

BTW, the original seiyuu for Major Motoko Kusanagi way back in 1995, Atsuko Tanaka, had passed away in 2024. One of her last roles was as Flaame from Frieren

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)

189 Not too mention the ST Dark Empire Mirror Universe where every captain turned into a space conquering stud.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

190 182 I broke Mom's heart when I told her Grandpa Walton was a homosexual commie. Probably shouldn't have.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (U94Dl)
Sure does make you wonder, especially his line from Jeremiah Johnson 'skin that one and I'll bring you another!'.

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg)

191 you yeah?? How do YOU know ??
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:21 PM

Been there, talked up close. I mean, I could have believed it was Victor Victoria situation with a women pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:29 PM (4NO2D)

192 April was the best month for the S&P500 since Nov 2020. If you recall it was a few days after the election when Pharma companies announced a Covid vaccine, which is why stocks went parabolic. Oops they forgot to tell everyone before the election.

Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 07:29 PM (th4KY)

193 Anyway, for the "But the Dems will win the midterms!" cause the out-party always gains seats crowd:

R's flipped 8 seats in 2026. They were the "out party"
20+ years ago, Trump's 2024 win would have been a landslide/wave that would have swept 20 to even 40 Rs into the House.
Recall, 3 seats were "lost" in CA due to "harvesting."
Of those 8, they are: 1 in MI; 3 in NC; 2 in PA; 1 in CO; 1 in AK.
All these incumbents are running for reelection.
The 4 narrowest wins were in AK (2), PA(1; 1.6) and CO(1.4); those 4 all beat the incumbent.
The 3 in NC won by 16-38%.
MI won by 3.7%

In order to lose that few seats in 2026, the Ds have had to stack Rs in to all the other seats they held.
With the advantage of incumbency, it's not "historical trend" the Dems need--they need a massive, blue wave to flip the House.

There you go.
Or you can keep listening to the media who want the Dems to win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 07:29 PM (tUP1A)

194
I broke Mom's heart when I told her Grandpa Walton was a homosexual commie. Probably shouldn't have.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 30, 2026 07:26 PM (U94Dl)

__________

*polite cough*

Homosexual commie shirt-lifter

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (HdYcL)

195 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

196 Note that Democrats are brainstorming literally every other possible remedy, *except* for adopting a broadly popular set of positions that would actually get national majority support on an issue-by-issue basis. It is literally unthinkable for them to eschew their international socialist cult dogma.
Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 07:22 PM (Sy6m/)
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For Democrats the policy is NEVER, EVER WRONG!

Only the messaging needs to be tweaked to appeal to
"voters." (i.e., the rubes who actually cast ballot instead of waiting for the Dems to manufacture them.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (gnNyN)

197 I’d think Tucker is getting paid from X where he regularly gets millions of views.

I don’t know how much he’s getting paid per month from X but he’s definitely getting checks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

198
Been there, talked up close. I mean, I could have believed it was Victor Victoria situation with a women pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:29 PM (4NO2D)

It is possible, but you are not supposed to touch anybody when you go there ! Bring your own, KWIM ??

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

199 Wait, Liberace was gay?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 30, 2026 07:23 PM

No, but his hairdresser was.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (4NO2D)

200 Berlin was not my thing.

Best songs of the 80s IMO:

"Under the Milky Way" - The Church
"The Whole of the Moon" - The Waterboys
"Can't Hardly Wait" - The Replacements
"How Soon is Now" - The Smiths
"The Perfect Kiss" - New Order
"Life in a Northern Town" - The Dream Academy
"Rise" - Public Image Ltd.
"Purple Rain" - Prince
"The Number of the Beast" - Iron Maiden
"Red Sector A" - Rush

Posted by: Delurker at April 30, 2026 07:31 PM (gtcuf)

201 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

I’m trying to remember if TNG did one.
I don’t think they did but I’m not 100%.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

202 >>>Women LOVED him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

>My grandmother loved Liberace. And Tiny Tim. And pro wrestling. And she volunteered at least weekly at the parish.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Fbc0I)

203 Burnin' For You

Posted by: Dark L at April 30, 2026 07:33 PM (W5mpo)

204 "How Soon is Now" - The Smiths

Posted by: Delurker

Ah yes, I spent many an hour with that on repeat in my youth.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 30, 2026 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

205 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

I’m trying to remember if TNG did one.
I don’t think they did but I’m not 100%.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Mirror Universe Picard would be too much like normal Picard.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 30, 2026 07:34 PM (ftFVW)

206 Combine this with a government that's as stupid as it is corrupt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I saw on X that the DEI female sheriff has been charged for her malfeasance when the 10 inmates escaped. Funny.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 30, 2026 07:34 PM (l26NL)

207
R's flipped 8 seats in 2026.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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Wut?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 07:35 PM (n7rxJ)

208 Chumbawumba

https://youtu.be/-JtHY1oz6f4

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

209 195 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

Not in DS9 or Voyager.

One of the best sci-fi shows was actually DisneyChannels 'Gabby Duran and the Unsittables' with Kylie Cantrell. I hadn't seen sci'fi in years but that was a fun show.

No gays, no blacks whining about racism and creative twists on shape-shifters and telepaths.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Sco7b)

210 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

I’m trying to remember if TNG did one.
I don’t think they did but I’m not 100%.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Mirror Universe Picard would be too much like normal Picard.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 30, 2026 07:34 PM

They did one where Q showed us an alternate timeline where Picard was just a salaryman type in Star Fleet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

211 Late to the races, and - wow - this post ended up much gayer than expected.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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You brace yourself for a bit of the poofter with any thread, but sometimes it goes Greek underground Gay porn hard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM (kpS4V)

212 Schlossberg reminds me of the giant bird (costume) in The Village.

Anyway, what the heck has happened in NY state? Did all of the sane folk follow Rush out of state?

Posted by: L - No nic, as another fine dat at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

213
Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?

With a full head of hair!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Cqx++)

214 Brave AI says TNG never did a Mirror Universe episode. I think that’s correct.

My fav was the Enterprise version.
It was a two-parter and the best part was they had Archer banging the Korean girl.

It was way over the top.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

215 Cafe up!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 07:37 PM (NcvvS)

216 News u can use :

"he most vaccinated place in the world is in Ireland.

It's a place called Waterford.

They had the highest vaccination rate in the world.

Then they suffered the highest Covid rate in Ireland.

And then they had the highest excess deaths.

The local health authority got an award from the World Health Organisation for the way they handled the pandemic.

They had the highest death rate, having had the highest vaccination rate. 85% excess deaths at one stage they were on.

– Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen"

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)

217 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?

With a full head of hair!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 07:36 PM

Excalibur!!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 07:37 PM (4NO2D)

218 201 Did we ever see a Mirror Universe Picard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

I’m trying to remember if TNG did one.
I don’t think they did but I’m not 100%.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

He wasn't exactly a mirror-universe Picard but we had different timeline Picard where Tasha came back.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Sco7b)

219 Tea. Earl Grey. Luke warm.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Fbc0I)

220 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

221 she has the same problem with consonant clusters, any two or three consonants mixed together or spoken in succession,

Sh's nt Wlsh, thn.

Posted by: Moronae Cymru at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1)

222
My favorite Patrick Stewart role: Karla in the George Smiley series. Because he never says a word.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (HdYcL)

223 No, no mirror universe Picard except in First Contact when he actually grows a pair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (zZu0s)

224 Posted by: Delurker at April 30, 2026 07:31 PM (gtcuf)

Most of those are okay. "Milky Way" might be in my 80s top 10. My Smiths song would be "There Is A Light".

Posted by: gKWVE is welcome no more at April 30, 2026 07:38 PM (gKWVE)

225 We always assumed Kirk laid the various alien females but I believe there was only one episode where there was proof. IIRC it was as the episode Elann of Troyius.

Showed him putting on his boots after doing the deed.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 30, 2026 07:40 PM (kxLc1)

226 I find straight men kidding each other about being gay kind of odd. I don't know any women who kid about being lesbian when they're straight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:44 PM (Nx5jP)

No, women will kid about the other's promiscuity.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

227 Has anyone asked Martha Stewart if she believes that "Jimmy Drama" Comey's getting indicted for his sea shells is unjust?

As a young prosecutor who needed to make his bones, Comey put Martha in jail for deleting and then undeleting a text message. Also, for lying to the FBI agents who showed up at her door unnanounced (that's if you believe that their later-filed report was truthful and accurate.)

That's it. Comey knew Martha never inside-traded and so he didn't include inside-trading charges, just charges for obstructing an investigation into crimes that Martha didn't commit.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 30, 2026 07:43 PM (dtajH)

228 Also I'm sure Barrack was fucking his chef who died from paddle boarding in 3 feet of water.

It's all fake and gay.
Posted by: Max Power at April 30, 2026 06:43 PM (q177U)

Oh, is that how that guy drowned? Barry was b**ty banging him in 3 feet of water? Doesn't seem like a nice way to go.

Posted by: Nelly at April 30, 2026 07:45 PM (6+ehB)

229 Mirror Universe Picard would be too much like normal Picard.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 30, 2026 07:34 PM (ftFVW)

Be the dead-ender tech that he was when Q re-ran his life without risk

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 07:51 PM (rbvCR)

230 Then again it took years for Peter S. Beagle to accept the fact The Last Unicorn was his greatest work and it would define his career.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

Reminds me of this video i watched about that song 'Don't You' from the Breakfast Club that became almost an anthem for my generation. Nobody wanted to play that song; Simple Minds had turned it down but eventually decided to play it and they still hated it. It was a breakout hit for them but it would be decades before they acknowledged it. Really odd. Love that f**king song. I can't even sing and i belt that one out if it comes on the radio.

Posted by: Nelly at April 30, 2026 07:55 PM (6+ehB)

231 Showed him putting on his boots after doing the deed.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 30, 2026 07:40 PM (kxLc1)

Nope. Wink of an Eye.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 30, 2026 07:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

232 If the SC allows Louisiana to suspend the primaries, it's not a far leap to letting Trump suspend all elections.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

In the same direction but objectively an order of magnitude further down the road. Maybe two/three orders.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 08:37 PM (/lPRQ)

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