Hapless Woke Karen Drops Out of Maine Senate Race, Clearing Field for National Socialist (and Avowed Communist) Graham "Totenkopf" Platner

Janet Mills is the currently serving governor of Maine.

The ugly broke-down swamphag has been fighting to keep six foot boys beating the shit out of five-two girls in high school and college sports.

Below, she appeared at the Farmington Moose Lottery -- no, unfortunately, they were not giving mooses free cars or even potluck prizes, but just giving humans licenses to hunt mooses.

She was heckled. I hear a lot of "moooo" heckles, which I think might come from the mooses present at the event. I think some mooses were present because if they get a moose hunting license, it's a license to kill your moosewife's lover, isn't it?

Maine Gov Janet Mills relentlessly booed during the Moose hunting permit lottery at the High Peaks Outdoor Heritage Festival in Farmington, Maine.

Many were booing because of the Gov's extremist agenda to promote transsexuality among school children.#ProtectKidsFromTrans pic.twitter.com/4t3KYyA4aM
— National Conservative (@NatCon2022) June 23, 2025

The swamphag was also heckled by Trump for insisting that men be allowed to beat the shit out of little girls in sports:

Gov. Janet Mills smugly laughs at Trump when he warns her about her future political career in Maine.

-Janet Mills(D) has dropped out of her Senate race against Susan Collins(R) after being decimated by both sides. pic.twitter.com/77LzQpE3JP
— TheUnquirer (@unquirer) April 30, 2026

Prophetic, perhaps?

Education Secretary Linda McMahon had just opened a federal investigation into the swamphag for letting male perverts into girls locker rooms.

I don't even know what the hell this is:

Here is Maine Governor Janet Mills performing at a Portland Drag Show.

I’m starting to think that’s a man… https://t.co/uNBJg2qHX6 https://t.co/QC4Fesw2Cm pic.twitter.com/fthrd8skZO
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) April 30, 2026

Trump blasted Mills for seeking to import 75,000 illegals into the state, and did so by repeatedly referring to Mills as "he" and "him."

Though she's -- he's? -- the serving governor, she is vying for the nomination as Democrat senate candidate. Had she won, she would face RINO Susan Collins in the general.

But she's not winning. In fact, she's unable to even raise money for her campaign, despite being, as I said, the sitting governor of the state.

That tells me two things: 1, Maine Democrats really don't like this Female Igor, and 2, Maine Democrats really, really love the Nazi with a literal SS Death's Head (Totenkopf) tattoo on his chest.

PJ Media:

Mills posted her rather lengthy announcement of dropping out of the race on X on April 30. "When I decided to run for the United States Senate last year, it was because I believed Maine people were getting a bad deal from Washington and because the President of the United States was threatening our democracy and pushing our nation to the brink of disaster. I continue to believe that today," she wrote in the usual Democrat style of encouraging extreme hatred and violence against her opponents. She mentioned "climate change," abortion, and "free community college" among her focuses.
Despite her hatred for Donald Trump, however, she is dropping out: "While I have the drive and passion, commitment and experience, and above all else -- the fight -- to continue on, I very simply do not have the one thing that political campaigns unfortunately require today: the financial resources. That is why today I have made the incredibly difficult decision to suspend my campaign for the United States Senate."

She trailed the Nazi in the supposedly "anti-Nazi" party by... twenty-two points.

And now the Nazi will easily goose-step his way to the nomination of the allegedly "anti-Nazi" party:

She trails primary rival Grant Platner by 22 points, according to the most recent RealClearPolitics.com polls average.
Mills' campaign rested on a platform of opposing President Donald Trump, but it struggled to resonate with Democrats in the state, The Washington Post reported.
Mills had the support of Senate Democratic leader Charles Schumer. Platner, is an oyster farmer and first-time candidate. He will now likely face incumbent GOP Sen. Susan Collins in the General Election.

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Democrat with a Nazi-linked tattoo Graham Platner will likely be the DEM US SENATE NOMINEE out of Maine after Gov. Janet Mills drops out of the primary

Janet Mills was CHUCK SCHUMER-ENDORSED — she lost.

Platner has Bernie and Elizabeth Warren behind him.

He… pic.twitter.com/YNInICgllf
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 30, 2026

Oh, this is beyond perfect. Obama bro calls Nazi tattoo guy a “moral, decent man” - which is par for the course considering Jon loves to platform the moral and decent man who is… Hasan Piker.

We’ll look back on the Obama administration as employing some of the worst people on… https://t.co/JRGNnRMe1L
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) April 30, 2026

Sunny
@sunnyright
Can I assume that @BulwarkOnline and its cadre of Principled Former Republicans will be endorsing and supporting the moderate old school Susan Collins over the radical left-wing guy with a Nazi tattoo and history of racism and misogyny?
If not, why not?

No, because they're paid Democrat operatives. But I think maybe you were being rhetorical.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:32 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 05:35 PM (LdBR/)

2 2nd!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 05:35 PM (LdBR/)

3 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 05:35 PM (LdBR/)

4 Gov. Janet Mills smugly laughs at Trump when he warns her about her future political career in Maine.

-Janet Mills(D) has dropped out of her Senate race against Susan Collins(R) after being decimated by both sides.

The Trump Curse strikes again.
Do they never learn?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

5 National socialist men don’t count as men

Posted by: Brometheus at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (GYrNB)

6 I am still not clear on why she was in the race to begin with. She had zero chance of winning and was polling at less than 30% the entire cycle.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)

7 Kill nazis! Except, you know, our Nazis. Vote for our Nazis!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (954tc)

8 I would have thought the lefties in Maine would have denounced anyone shooting a moose as a Bambi killer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (DwqWV)

9 Now now, he used to be a Nazi, 10 years ago. Then he lasered off the tattoo last week, so now he's an anti-Nazi.

You on the other hand, despite never supporting Nazis, are a Nazi, and always will be a Nazi.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:37 PM (954tc)

10 just giving humans licenses to hunt mooses.

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 30, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

11 7 Kill nazis! Except, you know, our Nazis. Vote for our Nazis!
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (954tc)

I was told to punch a Nazi for our Democracy tm. I don't know if you are supposed to punch him in the nose or the dick. I guess we will find out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 05:37 PM (DwqWV)

12 Man I did Nazi this coming...

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:38 PM (954tc)

13 Here is Maine Governor Janet Mills performing at a Portland Drag Show.

I’m starting to think that’s a man…

Just another Democrat Retarded Clown that should have never been taken seriously.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

14 If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
Posted by: Philosomoron at April 30, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

It was when I was a kid, but I grew out of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 05:38 PM (DwqWV)

15 If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
Posted by: Philosomoron at April 30, 2026 05:37 PM

Meesa moosa.

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at April 30, 2026 05:38 PM (wM/9F)

16 and now we have tope Collins beats him...Totally sucks

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2026 05:38 PM (d33KV)

17 "Here is Maine Governor Janet Mills performing at a Portland Drag Show."

How does this happen? Are the people in Maine mostly insane?

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

18 She trailed the Nazi in the supposedly "anti-Nazi" party by... twenty-two points.

====

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party !!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 05:40 PM (GD0B3)

19 Are the people in Maine mostly insane?
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

If you are looking at politics for a measure of sanity, I'd say you are SOL.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 05:40 PM (DwqWV)

20 I couldn't understand a word. Was she gargling moose cocks?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 05:40 PM (Fbc0I)

21 This should be a red alarm event for Democrats but they will probably ignore it. Their party is becoming increasingly extreme and being taken over by literal communists.

They chose to let these radicals into their party for votes and now they are going to lose it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

22 Democrats think that if you have someone "nasty" that will win against Trump.

Posted by: Leupold at April 30, 2026 05:41 PM (Dl3rq)

23 Read on X the reverse-uno take on what (we) MAGA Republicans say about Trump.
If you didn't like the corporatist #woke "The Message" Democrats... you'll really not like the post#woke Democrats.
That's Platner, right there. DSA. If you're Jewish, book it to Judah Benjamin's states.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 05:41 PM (gKWVE)

24 Look, we all did dumb stuff in our youth. You might have liked Duran Duran. Or stolen a yard sign off someone's lawn. Or gotten a Nazi tattoo. Who hasn't had indiscretions in their past?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:41 PM (954tc)

25 I still say 'meese'

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

26 The Trump Curse strikes again.
Do they never learn?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)
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If they were capable of learning they wouldn't be Leftists.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 05:42 PM (gnNyN)

27 That's my Nazi!

Just spit balling slogans here.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:42 PM (954tc)

28 There are monsters among us that look sort of like people. What kind of person cuts up his girlfriend with a chainsaw? I can't understand people like that. Or this weirdo nut governor.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 05:42 PM (vFG9F)

29 yeah, haha. Duran Duran. so cheesy. amirite... *koff*

Posted by: guy with Erasure cd's at April 30, 2026 05:43 PM (gKWVE)

30 I thought meese was plural for mice?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 30, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

31 Ok so we either take Collins or the nazi/commie guy?

Key votes would be the same probably. But I suppose there is always the majority to think about. Talk about the actual lesser of two evils, eesh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2026 05:43 PM (n5tGW)

32 I'm not a nazi.
I'm a Democratic Socialist.
Which is totally different than being a national socialist.

That slogan didn't work like I thought it would....

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:44 PM (954tc)

33 The guy with the actual Nazi tattoo(good book title)

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2026 05:44 PM (YwEeS)

34 Any preliminary polls.

For a RINO like Collins, I'm sure Mitch and Thune will throw in 10's of millions of campaign support.

Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2026 05:45 PM (G0vdT)

35 He'll goose step right into congress!

Walk, I mean, walk. Sheesh, political slogans are harder than you think!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:45 PM (954tc)

36 Let the Nazi win. It's who the Democrats are.

Suzanne Collins is not who the GOP ought to be. Seriously, that bitch needs to be primaried or defeated.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 05:45 PM (xcxpd)

37 So.... teh GOP candidate is Susan Collins...

So a Nazi or a Traitor?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 05:46 PM (mP0Kj)

38 This has been the Dem party all along. SDS, Weather Underground and race hustlers . They now have a larger bat shit crazy constituency.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2026 05:46 PM (Cif43)

39 Janet Mills, look at those pictures.
Will these sexual temptations never end!!??

MS Now - Louisiana primaries postponed. Democracy is dying. One black guy is mad.

CNN - Ghislaine Maxwell's ex-boyfriend...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 05:46 PM (Sco7b)

40 I'm really glad I didn't accept the job at the Bath Iron works back in the day even though I would have been working on the Aegis cruisers

Posted by: Beartooth at April 30, 2026 05:47 PM (tYGL3)

41 32 I'm not a nazi.
I'm a Democratic Socialist.
Which is totally different than being a national socialist.

That slogan didn't work like I thought it would....
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:44 PM (954tc)

Nazi.... used to be Black Shirts, or Brown Shirts...

Now? Green shirts.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 05:47 PM (mP0Kj)

42 Heil Platner!

sorry, Hail Platner!

Er, that doesn't work either. Vote for Platner, the guy who totally, as of last week, is not a fascist.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:47 PM (954tc)

43 Remember when Elon Misk was proclaimed to be a Nazi because he waved "hi" to a crowd?

Actually Nazi themed tattoo on the other hand? Nah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 30, 2026 05:47 PM (v9Eec)

44 If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
Posted by: Philosomoron

It's one of the clever reese to keep foreigners from learning English.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 05:48 PM (VHUov)

45 Mainer here.

I give him even odds on beatng Collins.

Its all about who can be more emotive about how much they hate Trump up here. Thats it.

Also I think that moose lottery video is from a couple years ago since this year's lottery doesn't happen until June.

Reminds me I need to submit my entry.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 30, 2026 05:48 PM (JzNsk)

46 From the last thread:

70 Are these missiles equipped with cameras? That would be cool.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:50 PM (n7rxJ)

I believe so. I learned a bit about the Russian ones from Simplicius the Thinker earlier in the Russo-Ukrainian War, and these have that same evasive/precision glide capability. It's really very cool!

They hit such high speeds in the boost phase that it creates a bubble of plasma that interferes with electro-magnetism, including radio-frequency light (RF), which prevents it from being able to use satellite navigation. But that also may or may not protect it from lasers in that phase.

Then it drops a nose heat shield (exposing a camera), and deploys maneuvering airfoils. From there, like a glide bomb, it can compare the terrain in its view with maps in its memory, using discriminative AI (such as that used in facial recognition) to maneuver very precisely.

Although it slows down from air friction after the boost phase, it still comes in very hot: supersonic and glowing, at a steep angle that will catch air defense off guard if it's scanning for lower targets. (It's a tradeoff: you can detect further by narrowing the angles.)

Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Sy6m/)

47 Is Maine a place they vote 3 times then pick winner
Rank choice voting ?

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

48 Okay okay, he may, or may not be a fascist, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't vote for him, because like, Trump is totally a fascist.

Fight fascism with fascism!

Perfect!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:49 PM (954tc)

49 The ugly broke-down swamphag has been fighting...

i used to bulls-eye swamphags in beggar's canyon back home. their not much bigger than two meters.

Posted by: luke at April 30, 2026 05:49 PM (oY6Yp)

50 Was Ed Meese from Maine?

Posted by: Loyal Order Of Meese at April 30, 2026 05:50 PM (oftw2)

51 The guy with the actual Nazi tattoo(good book title)
Posted by: steevy

If there isn't already Man In The High Castle x Girl With The Dragon Tattoo crossover fanfic pr0n with that title, I will purchase, and thereafter consume, a hat. With minotaur horns.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 05:51 PM (VHUov)

52 Don't mention the war.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at April 30, 2026 05:52 PM (wVcYX)

53 Are the people in Maine mostly insane?
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

Yes.

Mainers are weird people. The southern part of the state are relocated Massholes. The other part are rural welfare queens who love their guns so they vote republican. But theres not enough of them up there. They loooooove their welfare up there.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 30, 2026 05:52 PM (JzNsk)

54 Was Ed Meese from Maine?

==

Kennebunkport..ring a bell? Former "Summer White House" for the Bushes.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3)

55 If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
Posted by: Philosomoron

It's one of the clever reese to keep foreigners from learning English.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 05:48 PM (VHUov)
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I like to blame the French for these types of situations...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 05:53 PM (gnNyN)

56 So this is the home territory of all the "moose out front" mooses? That's nice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2026 05:53 PM (B0NCh)

57 I can say with some experience that Downeasters from Maine (especially) the generational family folks of that particular state are strange. It's like they think and contemplate on a totally different wave length.

Stuff like this:

"Can you tell me how to get to Freeport?"

Downeaster: "Can't get there from here."

This makes perfect sense to them. I could give you more examples, but they'd have to be in Somali.

Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 05:53 PM (dIske)

58 The guy with the actual Nazi tattoo(good book title)

==

lol, and oysters for brains

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

59 ok, I take that back, ONE oyster for brains

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 05:54 PM (GD0B3)

60 51 The guy with the actual Nazi tattoo(good book title)
Posted by: steevy

If there isn't already Man In The High Castle x Girl With The Dragon Tattoo crossover fanfic pr0n with that title, I will purchase, and thereafter consume, a hat. With minotaur horns.

gotcha covered. just throw me some tokens.

Posted by: chatgpt at April 30, 2026 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)

61 If there isn't already Man In The High Castle x Girl With The Dragon Tattoo crossover fanfic pr0n with that title, I will purchase, and thereafter consume, a hat. With minotaur horns.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 05:51 PM (VHUov)
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Girl in the High Castle with the Nazi Dragon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 05:54 PM (gnNyN)

62 Many were booing because of the Gov's extremist agenda to promote ~~transsexuality among school children~~ child mutilation by public school teachers.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 30, 2026 05:54 PM (93jhq)

63

Platner is extremely manly, and masculine, and has a burly manly appeal, virile and rugged, ready for action.

Looks like the Johnny guy from Sopranos.

And Jimmy Mills looks like Arte Johnson in drag.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 30, 2026 05:55 PM (et1vG)

64 59 ok, I take that back, ONE oyster for brains

seven brides for seven brothers > one oyster for brains

(the brains are likely to be abby something)

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 05:55 PM (oY6Yp)

65 I just hope Collins doesn't just build a campaign around calling him a Nazi and think that's enough.

Posted by: Leupold at April 30, 2026 05:55 PM (Dl3rq)

66 Downeaster: "Can't get there from here."

That was a gag on "Where You Headed", parody gameshow on SNL in the Sandler years. Sometimes that was a winning answer, along with "Why would you wanna go THEAH?"
There was also the bit where you had to turn where you saw a retahded kid sellin' pencils.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 05:56 PM (gKWVE)

67 Did Platner really finally remove his tatoo? Is he such a loser he could not come up with the $ to do it until he had a campaign fund to pay for it? Or did he only finally decide that the tattoo was a liability and he had to part with his beloved NAZA symbol to pursue his dream of being a political grifter?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2026 05:56 PM (PV+Zw)

68 While I'm no fan of Collins shes about the best Republican you'll get out of Maine. Better her in the Senate than an anti-Semitic nutbag like Platner. Collins is less offensive than the coke bear from Alaska. Not saying much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 05:56 PM (gu0hJ)

69 NAZA? Ugh, where was spellcheck when I needed it.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2026 05:56 PM (PV+Zw)

70 I just hope Collins doesn't just build a campaign around calling him a Nazi and think that's enough.
Posted by: Leupold at April 30, 2026 05:55 PM (Dl3rq)

The guy could be a reanimated Klaus Barbie we

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 05:57 PM (wswKm)

71 one oyster for brains > bag of hammers?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2026 05:57 PM (B0NCh)

72 But Platner hates JEWS!

Posted by: some boomer at April 30, 2026 05:57 PM (gKWVE)

73 Collins is less offensive than the coke bear from Alaska.

=

Agree with that. When her vote is really , rally needed, she delivers.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)

74 The guy could be a reanimated Klaus Barbie wearing an Ss uniform on the campaign trail every day and as long as he had the D next to his name, it would bother precisely zero Dem voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 05:58 PM (wswKm)

75 I don't think I'll ever be first.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 30, 2026 05:58 PM (mUuSF)

76 81 years ago today, Hitler was finally persuaded to blow his brains out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 05:58 PM (xvhJH)

77 it was totally awesome when POTUS told her off in front of all the other governors.

lolol janet!

Posted by: cherries in season at April 30, 2026 05:58 PM (Xvk15)

78 Any preliminary polls.

For a RINO like Collins, I'm sure Mitch and Thune will throw in 10's of millions of campaign support.

i believe a few weeks ago a state wide poll showed Collins up over the Nazi by 3 or 4 (so basically within the MOE)

And yea, Thune will break the bank to win this one.

Posted by: Mallautt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2026 05:58 PM (cI94r)

79 Anyone need their cabin rebuilt? We're here to serve!!

Posted by: Maine Cabin Masters at April 30, 2026 05:59 PM (5xuJ/)

80 Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 05:56 PM (gKWVE)

____________________

Sandler years...that makes a whole lot of sense. He was born and raised in New Hampshire (where I lived when coming in contact with Mainers). Let's just say New Hampshire is tolerant of Maine, but that doesn't mean they don't joke about them.

Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)

81 >>>National Socialist (and Avowed Communist)

Is *that* why he got the Nazi tattoo removed? He wanted to go full Commie.

Related ideologies after all, but they do seem to despise each other.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 30, 2026 05:59 PM (8mulE)

82 I worked with a dude from Maine in LA. He looked like one of the Deep Ones out of a Lovecraftian novella.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 05:59 PM (Fbc0I)

83 Platner is extremely manly, and masculine, and has a burly manly appeal, virile and rugged, ready for action.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 30, 2026 05:55 PM

I've already reserved the Cloaca Room, in anticipation!

Posted by: Mis Lindsey at April 30, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)

84 Klaus Barbie and Ken was a playset that tanked on Day 1 and was relegated to landfills in Montenegro.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 06:00 PM (xvhJH)

85 Compare and contrast to the Republican history of "that's not who we are."

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 30, 2026 06:01 PM (Vh9CX)

86 one oyster for brains > bag of hammers?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2026 05:57 PM

No.

Posted by: Paul P. at April 30, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)

87 He got the tattoo before the parties switched.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 06:01 PM (vE0+H)

88 I hate meeses to pieces!

Posted by: Mr. Jinks at April 30, 2026 06:01 PM (Cqx++)

89 So she got beaten by a Nazi. Funny, she doesn't look French.

But I won't call Collins a RINO. She's close, but she's probably the best we can get from Maine. And she did vote for Kavanaugh, after all.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2026 06:01 PM (AlhUl)

90 You know who else is from Maine?

Posted by: Maximum Overdrive at April 30, 2026 06:02 PM (wVcYX)

91 You know who else is from Maine?
Posted by: Maximum Overdrive at April 30, 2026 06:02 PM (wVcYX)
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Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 06:03 PM (xvhJH)

92 >>>You know who else is from Maine?

That's Bush country. At least it was until they carpetbagged into Texas.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 30, 2026 06:04 PM (8mulE)

93 You know who else is from Maine?

Captain Daniel Gregg.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 30, 2026 06:04 PM (93jhq)

94

US lawmakers have voted to end a 76-day partial government shutdown sparked by a standoff over President Donald Trump's immigration enforcement strategy.

The House of Representatives approved a Senate-passed bill to fund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), sending it to Trump for signature.

The measure reopens DHS but does not provide funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or parts of Customs and Border Protection (CBP) - the two subagencies responsible for immigration enforcement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++)

95 I think Stephen King is from there too.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 30, 2026 06:05 PM (8mulE)

96 Trump just signed the bill ending the partial shutdown. Dems got no reforms. Pound this into people's heads and get the young crazy Dems fighting the old guard like Schumer. That's how you deal with the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:05 PM (gu0hJ)

97 The Langoliers ate up Bangor airport. I saw it on TV.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 30, 2026 06:06 PM (B0NCh)

98
You know who else is from Maine?

Hawkeye Pierce

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 06:06 PM (Cqx++)

99 Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 06:03 PM (xvhJH)

Heroic sonofabitch, that one.

Posted by: Carrie at April 30, 2026 06:06 PM (wVcYX)

100 Lobsters, lobsters are from Maine.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2026 06:07 PM (Cif43)

101 95 I think Stephen King is from there too.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 30, 2026 06:05 PM (8mulE)

He's great at creating characters I really want to see tortured and killed.

Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 06:08 PM (Sco7b)

102 >>Lobsters, lobsters are from Maine.

Only the second class ones. The tasty ones move here.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

103 Maine is Swamp Yankees, queers and shitbirds. Often times rolled into one

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 30, 2026 06:08 PM (wBaIH)

104 JackStraw, I defer to your expertise on the subject matter.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2026 06:09 PM (Cif43)

105 James Blaine was from Maine. Narrowly lost the presidential election of 84 to Cleveland the Dem. Blaine was a moderate Republican and called a half breed because he worked with Dems. Even in the 1800s the Maine Republicans weren't conservative

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:10 PM (gu0hJ)

106 98 You know who else is from Maine?

Hawkeye Pierce

jessica fletcher, america's most prolific serial killer.

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)

107 95 I think Stephen King is from there too.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 30, 2026 06:05 PM (8mulE)

He's the official state bird.

Posted by: Maine Facts at April 30, 2026 06:10 PM (GcWsw)

108 Maine is Swamp Yankees, queers and shitbirds. Often times rolled into one
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 30, 2026 06:08 PM (wBaIH)

Don't forget the French speaking Acadians.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 06:11 PM (rbvCR)

109 Been to Maine long ago, its another country now

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

110 @107 I disagree, Stephen King is Maine's official state asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:12 PM (gu0hJ)

111 From gatewaypundit...sorry no link. I'm trying to get work done...

A substitute teacher in Florida was fired after allegedly suffering a bizarre and disturbing meltdown inside a high school classroo, where students say she twerked, made sexually explicit remarks, called herself a “million-dollar prostitute,” and physically grabbed a student by the neck area before deputies hauled her away.

The teacher was identified as Angela Faith Jourdan, a substitute at Lake Minneola High School. According to reports, deputies responded after staff triggered an emergency alert around 10:20 a.m. and found Jourdan yelling incoherently in front of students, News6 reported.

Investigators say students reported Jourdan had been slamming her hands on desks, making obscene comments, and dancing provocatively in the classroom instead of teaching. Authorities also say she referred to herself as a “million-dollar prostitute.”

The most serious allegation came from a student who told deputies that as class ended, Jourdan yelled at her, used a derogatory slur, then placed her hands on the student’s head, neck, and moved toward the throat area.

She looks like you'd expect....

Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

112 Athens, GA is the home of Rock Lobster.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 06:12 PM (wVcYX)

113 i got a bird for stephen king

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:12 PM (gKWVE)

114 89 So she got beaten by a Nazi. Funny, she doesn't look French.

But I won't call Collins a RINO. She's close, but she's probably the best we can get from Maine. And she did vote for Kavanaugh, after all.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2026 06:01 PM (AlhUl)

I've got no problem with Collins. With her, you always knew what you got - and it's important to have an (R) in the Senate. The people that play Conservatives on the campaign trail and revert back to RINOs in DC - those are the ones I can't stand.

My only question is whether Collins is the most conservative we can expect in ME. My guess is that it is.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2026 06:12 PM (gPbWD)

115 "You know who else is from Maine?"

Uhh... no.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

116 Beau was killed in Maine, trying to save a moose.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2026 06:13 PM (B0NCh)

117 >>JackStraw, I defer to your expertise on the subject matter.

Just kidding Ben Had. I lived in Maine many years ago and as much as I love this place there is nothing like a Maine lobster bake. Those Mainards have perfected it and it's spectacular.

Maine is indeed a quirky place. Some of the richest people in the country have property up there and along with the colleges and universities it has attracted a lot of leftists.

Still a bunch of conservatives but they are being outnumbered.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)

118 Which one of the states was it that we ended up with because Canada didn't want it?

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

119 Chicago public schools are going to bus kids to trump protests tomorrow. On the taxpayer's dime. Instead of school. Because it is a machine that uses your children as fuel to generate leftist power.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:15 PM (3uBP9)

120 I keep hearing that ICE is funded through 2028, so why the concern over this latest CR?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 06:15 PM (9CBNQ)

121 USS Mainestarted d the Spanish American war

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:15 PM (Ia/+0)

122 Retired NASCAR driver Ricky Craven, who we used to call Wrecky Craven, is from Maine.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 30, 2026 06:16 PM (CNl8/)

123 >>> She looks like you'd expect....
Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

Guilty

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:17 PM (3uBP9)

124 The Moose was telling us he'd be the best senator.

He already has swamp experience.

Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2026 06:17 PM (FhXTo)

125 >>>I disagree, Stephen King is Maine's official state asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>King always reminded me of Cyb from Heavy Metal Magazine.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 06:17 PM (Fbc0I)

126 What was the 1950s kid’s cartoon show that used the phrase “Moose Moss to munch?”

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 30, 2026 06:18 PM (1FEc1)

127 Florida teacher story at Gateway Pundit.

https://tinyurl.com/37f77muz

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 06:18 PM (5xuJ/)

128 118 Which one of the states was it that we ended up with because Canada didn't want it?
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

There were a few of those as might qualify.
Vermont did its revolution against NH and NY, not against Britain. Which they turned around and fought for when NH and NY went for the Declaration. So VT had a strange independent status until 1791 when they chose the US (under the US Constitution which didn't recognize VT).
Also the whole Oregon Territory was under joint rule because UK+US at least agreed they shouldn't let the Russkies get it, and weren't asking the local Indians their opinion.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:19 PM (gKWVE)

129 Which one of the states was it that we ended up with because Canada didn't want it?
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

Soon to be Alberta?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

130 Florida teacher story at Gateway Pundit.

https://tinyurl.com/37f77muz
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 06:18 PM (5xuJ/)

Well, she's got the crazy fucking eyes down pat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

131 oh yeah, and the north half of Maine was disputed between US/UK. Eventually went to US likely because the Brits didn't want Quebec to get it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

132 Season 2 of Netflix's "Castle Rock", set in Maine, starts off with a bunch of white supremist rednecks harassing a group of honest, hard-working Somali merchants.

I don't know what happened after that.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2026 06:20 PM (cEHXL)

133 Remember the Maine!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 06:20 PM (jehhT)

134 How did I manage to get through school witb just math, English. Science and history?

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

135 Maine was a part of Massachusetts until 1820.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 06:21 PM (viF8m)

136 Florida teacher story at Gateway Pundit.

https://tinyurl.com/37f77muz
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 06:18 PM (5xuJ/

I was expecting a hot teacher has sex with students story. Imagine my disappointment.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 30, 2026 06:21 PM (CNl8/)

137 There's video of the sub teacher meltdown. It's either mental health problem, drugs, or both.

Posted by: Substitute Teacher Facts at April 30, 2026 06:22 PM (GcWsw)

138 It's not "The" Maine.

Posted by: The Ukraine at April 30, 2026 06:22 PM (vFG9F)

139 "The case report further reveals that Jourdan has a history of bipolar disorder, and her outburst in the classroom indicated a possible “mental health episode.”

Ya think?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:22 PM (Nx5jP)

140 OT: when did the side holster for shells become popular on shotguns? Is that a competition thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

141 I don't know why I find it funny that Maine has a large Somali population. Biden was allegedly sticking illegals in Republican states, but Maine is purple. Probably so Mills and other Dems could participate in frauds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:24 PM (gu0hJ)

142 I was expecting a hot teacher has sex with students story. Imagine my disappointment.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 30, 2026 06:21 PM (CNl8/)

Agreed. She's not even glamorous.

She must earn the million in other ways. *shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

143 127 Florida teacher story at Gateway Pundit.

https://tinyurl.com/37f77muz
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 06:18 PM (5xuJ/)

Thanks for posting that...

Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 06:25 PM (Sco7b)

144 I was expecting a hot teacher has sex with students story. Imagine my disappointment.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 30, 2026 06:21 PM (CNl8/)

Yeah, I know. I may need to use brain bleach.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 06:25 PM (5xuJ/)

145 "when did the side holster for shells become popular on shotguns? Is that a competition thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD "

Video games.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

146 @135 the Massholes are reoccupying it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:25 PM (gu0hJ)

147 Maine is a place I would love to visit. My list of states I ain't been to is down to 13. I could knock a few off by taking a trip to New England.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 30, 2026 06:26 PM (0aYVJ)

148 From gatewaypundit...sorry no link. I'm trying to get work done...

A substitute teacher in Florida was fired after allegedly suffering a bizarre and disturbing meltdown inside a high school classroo, where students say she twerked, made sexually explicit remarks, called herself a “million-dollar prostitute,” and physically grabbed a student by the neck area before deputies hauled her away.

The teacher was identified as Angela Faith Jourdan

She looks like you'd expect....
Posted by: Stateless

That's not what I expected. That's not even a "million-rial prostitute."

Posted by: about 75 cents at April 30, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

149 >>I don't know why I find it funny that Maine has a large Somali population. Biden was allegedly sticking illegals in Republican states, but Maine is purple. Probably so Mills and other Dems could participate in frauds

I lived in Maine decades ago. Somalis were already being brought in then. Lewiston was being overrun long before Biden's reign of error.

This all began with Ted Kennedy and I'm sure he had a hand in that as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 06:26 PM (viF8m)

150 147 There's some nice states in New England, but Maine isn't one of them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 30, 2026 06:27 PM (wBaIH)

151 Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 30, 2026 05:41 PM (954tc)

My ability to take a loss during a victory lap is infamous in my family. My father told me on multiple occasions that I could f*ck up a wet dream. That said of all the stupid sh*t i said and did in my youth, not one single solitary f**king time did i ever remotely consider getting a N*zi unit tattoo.
I may be clumsy to a frightening degree and impulsive, but I am not a f**king r*tard.

Posted by: Nelly at April 30, 2026 06:27 PM (6+ehB)

152 Video games.
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

Huh. Naruto assassin wannabe had one like that per a ewetub thumbnail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

153 OT: when did the side holster for shells become popular on shotguns? Is that a competition thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

Recently, like in the last 10 years or so. They started showing up in"3-gun" combat shooting matches, which are timed events and require rapid reloading.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2026 06:27 PM (cEHXL)

154 132 Season 2 of Netflix's "Castle Rock", set in Maine, starts off with a bunch of white supremist rednecks harassing a group of honest, hard-working Somali merchants.

I don't know what happened after that.

jessica fletcher rode into town.

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 06:27 PM (oY6Yp)

155 126 What was the 1950s kid’s cartoon show that used the phrase “Moose Moss to munch?”
Posted by: Fenderbender
-------------
Asking the important questions.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 06:28 PM (FPIaX)

156 Huh, I'm now in a rabbithole of looking up the history of New Brunswick. It was pro-Revolution before it was called that. That region basically got conquered from British Halifax. And then swamped with Loyalists / Royalists / Tories.
And that's why it got to be New Brunswick, named after the (German) Heimat of George III's family.
One can imagine a counter-history where the Revolution couldn't hold the Carolinas, George III keeps them and Georgia (and FL at the time), but loses New Brunswick. Except that the supply lines were just better going to Halifax.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:28 PM (gKWVE)

157 Chicago public schools are going to bus kids to trump protests tomorrow. On the taxpayer's dime. Instead of school. Because it is a machine that uses your children as fuel to generate leftist power.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:15 PM (3uBP9)

Perfect time for Linda M. to cut funding to the Chicago jackanapes !

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3)

158 Politics seems to drag in a lot of weirdos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 06:28 PM (jehhT)

159 148 That's not what I expected. That's not even a "million-rial prostitute."

there's always next week

Posted by: inflation at April 30, 2026 06:28 PM (oY6Yp)

160 There's some nice states in New England, but Maine isn't one of them.

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which ones are nice ??

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)

161 The guy actually thought he was going to have time to reload and throw some knives.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

162 Platner is Back In The Heil Life Again.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 30, 2026 06:30 PM (TezPK)

163 I am so glad I went to public school when the teachers were fairly normal. Nobody talked about their sexual orientation, nobody was transgender and aside from one history teacher who was big on "The Population Bomb" nobody was clearly leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:30 PM (Nx5jP)

164 I'm not a state.
I'm a boutique.

Posted by: Vermont at April 30, 2026 06:30 PM (2Ez/1)

165 Which New Brunswick?

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

166 The guy actually thought he was going to have time to reload and throw some knives.
Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

I wonder if he actually trained or just thought it looked cool.

My money is on 'thought it looked cool.'

I think the side holster would annoy the shit out of me. On a suicide mission, I do not want to be annoyed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

167 The guy actually thought he was going to have time to reload and throw some knives.
Posted by: fd

John Wix : unfiltered.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 30, 2026 06:31 PM (TezPK)

168 It is strange how they keep putting the Somalis, a desert people, into the most frigid states.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 06:31 PM (9CBNQ)

169 Mills should get a swastika tattooed on her forehead so she can beat that nazi piker.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Manson at April 30, 2026 06:32 PM (KtOUo)

170 160 There's some nice states in New England, but Maine isn't one of them.

===

which ones are nice ??

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)

The only time I enjoyed any part of New England was in the vicinity of - Maine. We spent three weeks coasting off the Eastern seaboard. Putting in to eat the cheap lobster was wonderful.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 06:32 PM (Ez+sQ)

171 I think NJ has three or four Brunswicks.

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

172 Chicago public schools are going to bus kids to trump protests tomorrow. On the taxpayer's dime. Instead of school. Because it is a machine that uses your children as fuel to generate leftist power.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06

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The reading and mass start from chicago public schools are pathetic. Reminds me of the line from "Animal House": "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son".

But it's not these kids' fault

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 30, 2026 06:32 PM (E/vHo)

173 She just missed the cut for our music video, Hot For Teacher.

Posted by: Van Halen at April 30, 2026 06:33 PM (wVcYX)

174 >>There's some nice states in New England, but Maine isn't one of them.

Eh, kind of like everywhere these days. There are some spectacular parts of Maine, particularly the coast. And some not so great places.

If you like the outdoors northern Maine is pretty fantastic and largely unspoiled. Other than the bear and moose.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 06:33 PM (viF8m)

175 I missed the chance to say, "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these hypersonic missiles" and now I just want to go back in time to make that comment in the Dark Eagle post.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06:33 PM (3uBP9)

176 Sorry -- speak to text failed me.. Reading and math scores are pathetic in chicago public schools

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 30, 2026 06:34 PM (NvdAg)

177 "A substitute teacher in Florida was fired after allegedly suffering a bizarre and disturbing meltdown inside a high school classroo, where students say she twerked, made sexually explicit remarks, called herself a “million-dollar prostitute,” and physically grabbed a student by the neck area before deputies hauled her away.

The teacher was identified as Angela Faith Jourdan."
****

We're so proud.

Posted by: Angela Faith Jourdan's parents at April 30, 2026 06:34 PM (2Ez/1)

178 168 It is strange how they keep putting the Somalis, a desert people, into the most frigid states.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 30, 2026 06:31 PM (9CBNQ)

It makes perfect sense. With the impending Climate Change crisis, which will raise the global temperature *mumble mumble* degrees, the Somalis will begin planting and havesting rice and bananas...

Posted by: Al Gore at April 30, 2026 06:35 PM (B0NCh)

179 Posted by: Nelly at April 30, 2026 06:27 PM (6+ehB)

Same here actually.
I had the idea to get a raven tattoo when I was younger, which has some Norse pagan imagery, but never ever would I ponder Totenkopf. Who does that except for evil people who beat off to mass murders.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 06:35 PM (gKWVE)

180 Maine is a place I would love to visit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 30, 2026 06:26 PM (0aYVJ)
=================
Why? It's just rock farms. And moose that hunt.

Posted by: Nova Scotia, close by and nicer at April 30, 2026 06:35 PM (spXWf)

181 Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 06

I think tomorrow may be a good day for me to stay away from news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 06:35 PM (Nx5jP)

182 I've driven through Maine from the coast up to Canada. Fifty miles inland it's nothing but trees till you hit Canada

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 06:35 PM (gu0hJ)

183
Did Platner really finally remove his tatoo? Is he such a loser he could not come up with the $ to do it until he had a campaign fund to pay for it? Or did he only finally decide that the tattoo was a liability and he had to part with his beloved NAZA symbol to pursue his dream of being a political grifter?
Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2026 05:56 PM (PV+Zw)

I'm reluctantly curious to know if he has a faux SS blood group tattoo in his armpit, which would mark him as a true believer. The totenkopf could be explained away as biker MC shit, but not the blood group tatt. Neo-Nazi assholes have a habit of getting those tatts along with all the other crooked, crude Nazi imagery.

Funny thing is that at the end of World War Eleven, the blood group tatt was used to identify SS cocksuckers. The Russians and Frogs would just shoot them immediately, the Limeys and Americans would take them prisoner and interrogate them. Got bad enough for the assholes that the SS types would shoot themselves in the armpit to obliterate the tatt, trying to save themselves. Didn't work, the Allies just assumed that anyone with an armpit wound was SS as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2026 06:35 PM (X4KFY)

184 176 Sorry -- speak to text failed me.. Reading and math scores are pathetic in chicago public schools
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 30, 2026 06:34 PM (NvdAg)

I wonder if they can even read the totally "homemade" signs they will be given, I mean made?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 06:36 PM (FtULh)

185 She just missed the cut for our music video, Hot For Teacher.

Posted by: Van Halen at April 30, 2026 06:33 PM (wVcYX)

Yeah, for the part of Waldo's mother.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 30, 2026 06:36 PM (CNl8/)

186 Attention Book Morons

CJ Cherryh has announced she is retiring. Advancing age has caused some brain fog or as she said she is starting to drop stitches. And with how complex and organic her worlds are, losing track of what a Kif is good at could be very bad.

I wish her the best and will treasure what she has already written.

I still want Morgaine kri Chya to walk out the Stargate in Cheyenne Mountain and realize she has gone down another thread of probability.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2026 06:36 PM (2GVsD)

187 Wait, I'm shilling for Global Cooling now....

*wanders off to get chakras unblocked*

Posted by: Al Gore at April 30, 2026 06:36 PM (B0NCh)

188 Well I've never been to Maine

They say the ladies are insane there
And they Shirley know how to use it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

189 Do not look up "shot in the armpit" on the internets..

Posted by: fd at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

190 Nood. Louisiana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

191 Shot in the armpit
And you're to blame
You give National Socialism a bad name.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 06:39 PM (wVcYX)

192 Mills is one of the most hideous creatures I have ever had the sad time to see. I also think it's a man, baby.

Regarding Obungo, for what it's worth. Can think of many reasons other than prancercising down AF1 Steps. Cowering over something (I forget, a boom or martial arts fight that most men would not flinch). His special friend,Reggie. The drowned chef. The church in Chicago covering up for gay men and finding beards for them to marry.

Here's the whopper or popper: A friend of Feinstein's, Kam Kuwata, died unexpectedly in CA in 2011.

He was against Harris being AG of CA.

He was said to have told Diane about smelling poppers, moaning, and two male voices in a room during the 2008 Dim campaign as he walked down a hallway. One of the males to exit the room was Obungo Jug Ears. [I have no idea where I read this but at the time believed it to be true and did not forget, for what it's worth]

At Kuwata's memorial in 2011, Feinstein frog jumped Obungo to announce the killing of Osama before he was able to on tv. It was rumored to be revenge for Kuwata's death.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 07:07 PM (WONhk)

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