Judicial Watch Lawsuit Compels Oregon, Against Its Will, to Remove <i>800,000</i> Ineligible Voters from Its Voter Rolls -- <i>Nearly One Quarter of All Eligible Voters In the State</i>

Judicial Watch Lawsuit Compels Oregon, Against Its Will, to Remove 800,000 Ineligible Voters from Its Voter Rolls -- Nearly One Quarter of All Eligible Voters In the State

Don't look now, but that thing that never happens is happening again.

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Settlement of a Judicial Watch lawsuit has forced the review and removal of some 800,000 ineligible voters from Oregon voter rolls

Judicial Watch is deservedly crowing:

Judicial Watch announced a settlement in its federal lawsuit against Oregon election officials, which confirms 800,000 ineligible voter names are slated for review and removal from voter registration lists. The settlement requires state officials to produce detailed data and enforce federal voter roll clean-up procedures under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA).

I should say that of the 800,000 ineligible names, only 160,000 are being scrubbed now; the other 640,000 will be reviewed and scrubbed from the lists later.

Judicial Watch filed the lawsuit in October 2024, alleging Oregon failed to remove ineligible voters and seeking to enforce Section 8 of the NVRA after identifying widespread voter roll maintenance failures across dozens of counties (Judicial Watch, et al. v. The State of Oregon et al. (No. 6:24-cv-01783)).
In its complaint, Judicial Watch argued that Oregon's voter rolls contain large numbers of old, inactive registrations; and that 29 of Oregon's 36 counties removed few or no registrations as required by federal election law. Judicial Watch asserted that Oregon and 35 of its counties had overall registration rates exceeding 100%; and that Oregon had the highest known inactive registration rate of any state in the nation. In combination, all of these facts showed that Oregon was failing to remove inactive registrations as required by federal law.
In August 2025, a federal court in Oregon denied a motion to dismiss by Oregon and ruled the lawsuit could proceed.
In response to the lawsuit, Oregon Secretary of State Tobias Read announced earlier this year that Oregon has about 800,000 inactive registrations, which are kept separately from the active voter rolls and do not receive ballots. Of those, roughly 160,000 already meet federal and state criteria for removal--having received confirmation notices, failed to respond, and not voted in two federal elections--and are slated for cancellation. The remaining approximately 640,000 inactive records do not yet qualify for removal and will be processed through future list maintenance efforts.
In its press release, Oregon acknowledged that routine removal of outdated records effectively stalled in 2017, leaving a large pool of long-dormant registrations on the rolls without being fully processed for removal. The scale of the backlog underscores a gap in routine list maintenance that is only now being addressed. "These directives are about cleaning up old data that's no longer in use so Oregonians can be confident that our voter records are up to date," said Read.
...
The settlement with Oregon remains in effect for more than five years, with a federal court retaining jurisdiction to enforce its terms. While the settlement resolves the litigation, it explicitly allows future legal action if Oregon fails to comply with voter list clean-up requirements going forward.
The settlement requires Oregon to open its voter roll maintenance processes to unprecedented scrutiny. ...

...
Colorado recently removed 372,000 ineligible voter names thanks to a Judicial Watch lawsuit and settlement addressing the state's compliance with federal voter list maintenance requirements.
In Kentucky, state election board officials reported that "roughly 735,000 ineligible voter registrations" have been removed from voter rolls, as part of a 2018 consent decree settling a Judicial Watch lawsuit.
As part of its 2022 settlement, New York City alone has removed 918,139 ineligible names from its rolls: data show 477,056 removals between March 2023 and February 2025, which is in addition to the 441,083 previously reported removals.
In Los Angeles, county officials confirmed the removal of more than 1.2 million names from voter rolls as part of a settlement. Judicial Watch legal pressure also resulted in election roll clean-ups in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Ohio.

Oregon got a compliant press to report there were just a few errors that they fixed right away and that there was nothing to worry about.

If the DMV is involved in voter registration, there will be fraud. What a scam Motor Voter became. pic.twitter.com/ydWZV80JTC
— Marcus Notrealius (@TheLieKeeper) April 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:26 PM

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1 FOiST

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:27 PM (WONhk)

2 Ace, you tired of the winning yet?

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:27 PM (sBGKO)

3 Yeah, but this will be outdone by gas prices six months out, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Y2NSe)

4 That butch governor sho' is ugly! Have mercy!

Won't this be held up somehow by Dims? Who don't care about dead people or pets voting.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:28 PM (WONhk)

5 Now do CA

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 30, 2026 03:28 PM (61TgR)

6 I find that pottery compels my wiener against its will.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8bYc9J1M1zA

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 30, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)

7 Queering the vote!

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 30, 2026 03:28 PM (TezPK)

8 Don't look now, but that thing that never happens is happening again.

In her mouth?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 30, 2026 03:29 PM (Kt19C)

9 No wonder they want us dead. We’re screwing up Utopia!!

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:29 PM (sBGKO)

10 25% of the Voters in the State are ineligible...

JFC

How are people not in jail over this shit?

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 03:30 PM (rOERL)

11 We need a lot more of this.

This is how they can steal the elections easily.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 03:30 PM (N1tpc)

12 What a scam Motor Voter became

who could possibly have seen that coming?

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (oY6Yp)

13 Be a real joy to find out Oregon is really a Red State.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (sBGKO)

14 Tina Kotek looks like she scrounges around women's rest rooms for used tampons to chew on.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (rOERL)

15 10 25% of the Voters in the State are ineligible...

JFC

How are people not in jail over this shit?

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 03:30 PM (rOERL)

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While it is not legal to cheat at elections, there are no criminal penalties for cheating at elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (Y2NSe)

16 Forget it, garrett, it's Oregon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (xvhJH)

17 Willowed:

What's up with the weirdly colored nail polish that the gals wear these days?

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

That color wasn't particularly weird in that boobs VS Pottery video, but as to your general question;

It's because the Left doesn't consider you a real woman unless you've made yourself look like a Resident Evil mutant that's been inducted into the yakuza.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)

18 >>Be a real joy to find out Oregon is really a Red State.

2/3 of it is.

Remove the Universities and it would be closer to 7/8.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 03:32 PM (rOERL)

19 Somehow I doubt a single one of those fraudulent ballots went uncast.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 03:32 PM (lFFaq)

20 Motor voter is another great example of why conservatives can never compromise with the left.

Motor voter was supposed to be that compromise: the left gets easy voter registrations for their constituencies that don't really care enough to register while the right gets mandated clean-up of the voter rolls to stop the left from using dead and out of state people to steal elections.

RESULT? The left registers a bunch of illegals through the motor voter and refuses to ever clean-up their voter rolls.

Great job, GOPe. Another huge win!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 03:33 PM (N1tpc)

21 Information on the VA redistricting referendum vote:

Analysis shows that Fairfax County did three large vote dumps during the count, fairly late into the night. The last dump had over 30,000 votes, all "yes."

AFPI is pushing for information on this as well as the other Northern Virginia counties.

Talk around the water cooler is that the VA Democrats are gaming this out. One theory is that they wanted this entire effort to be so egregious that it would be voided by SCOVA. This would then feed a narrative of people being denied their votes by a tyrant king as a way of motivating their base.

Spanberger is not a stranger to gamesmanship, as shown by her actions on a firearms ban earlier this month.

Posted by: Everyman at April 30, 2026 03:33 PM (6IKxR)

22 >>I doubt a single one of those fraudulent ballots went uncast.

The Ineligible are traditionally the Most Enthusiastic of ALL the Voter Base.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 03:33 PM (rOERL)

23 I'm sure I'm not alone in believing that Democrat voting fraud is in the millions of illegal votes.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (v9Eec)

24 "Judicial Watch announced a settlement in its federal lawsuit against Oregon election officials, which confirms 800,000 ineligible voter names are slated for review and removal from voter registration lists. The settlement requires state officials to produce detailed data and enforce federal voter roll clean-up procedures under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA)."

I doubt seriously they will comply with this ruling but it brings up a very good point as far as blue states go.

If your voter rolls contains 25% ineligible voters and you are fighting to keep those voters on the list, you can't have a clean election and they are OK with that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (0N4FZ)

25 What a scam Motor Voter became.

Became? That was the intent from the start.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (vTZFs)

26 Do we know how many of those "inactive" voters have been remarkably spry in the last couple of federal elections?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (gnNyN)

27
Soooo, I guess we can safely assume that all Oregon elections for the last 12 years or so have been complete frauds, and that-

none of Oregon's elected officials are legitimate and are possibly guilty of criminal voter fraud.

Is that about right?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (iJfKG)

28 Part of Motor Voter-- the compromise part to get Republicans to sign on-- was a periodic review/removal of ineligible registrations-- not necessarily even fraudulent ones, but people move, people die, etc.

Guess what never happened.

Just like Reagan's amnesty was supposed to be followed up with border security.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (/JT24)

29 "But. . . but . . . but. . . . OrangeMan bad and he said 'Pussy'!!"

-- our glorious media hacks

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (Kyh8Y)

30 23 I'm sure I'm not alone in believing that Democrat voting fraud is in the millions of illegal votes.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (v9Eec)

Well, Biden got 81 million votes. And the Moon is made of Green Cheese.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (sBGKO)

31 21 Talk around the water cooler is that the VA Democrats are gaming this out. One theory is that they wanted this entire effort to be so egregious that it would be voided by SCOVA. This would then feed a narrative of people being denied their votes by a tyrant king as a way of motivating their base.

n-dimensional chess. *nods knowingly*

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (oY6Yp)

32 I'm sure I'm not alone in believing that Democrat voting fraud is in the millions of illegal votes.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (v9Eec)

I'm becoming convinced that Obama didn't win in 2012.

MAYBE won in 2008.

But certainly was re-elected through fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (N1tpc)

33 That Oregon Gov. Looks exactly like you expect

Vicious little short haired, HUGE glasses cunt

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 30, 2026 03:36 PM (FKRjc)

34 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

35 24
If your voter rolls contains 25% ineligible voters and you are fighting to keep those voters on the list, you can't have a clean election and they are OK with that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (0N4FZ)

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There are federal laws about making good faith efforts to keep voter rolls clean.

HAVA is the big one.

This is why these blue states all eventually fold in these lawsuits. The problem is that they literally just go back and add the ineligible back after the lawsuit's required actions have been taken.

It's been shown to happen in Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:36 PM (Y2NSe)

36 Was there a nood? I don't recall seeing a nood call.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Now do mail-in ballots and mail only elections.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (E6xSb)

38 31 21 Talk around the water cooler is that the VA Democrats are gaming this out. One theory is that they wanted this entire effort to be so egregious that it would be voided by SCOVA. This would then feed a narrative of people being denied their votes by a tyrant king as a way of motivating their base.

n-dimensional chess. *nods knowingly*
Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (oY6Yp)

Uh-Huh. Or, they are dumbasses that overplayed their hand because Hubris.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (sBGKO)

39 >>2/3 of it is.

>>Remove the Universities and it would be closer to 7/8.

Can say similar things about a lot of states. MA has an assload of universities and they spend a lot of time encouraging students to vote. And they aren't voting MAGA.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (viF8m)

40 Wow. 800,000 Democrat mail-in voters removed from the voter rolls.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (udRx+)

41 Was there a nood? I don't recall seeing a nood call.
Posted by: Sponge

No but that pottery vid is the next best things.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (Kyh8Y)

42 Judicial Watch announced a settlement in its federal lawsuit against Oregon election officials, which confirms 800,000 ineligible voter names are slated for review and removal from voter registration lists. The settlement requires state officials to produce detailed data and enforce federal voter roll clean-up procedures under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA).

I guess I'm the only one that finds "slated for review and removal" problematic in all this celebrating something happening........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

43 The settlement requires state officials to produce detailed data and enforce federal voter roll clean-up procedures under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA).

Why not hold any federal payments to Oregon until it's done?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 03:38 PM (C732X)

44 No wonder they want us dead. We’re screwing up Utopia!!
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:29 PM (sBGKO)

Exactly. They believe they can create paradise here on earth, but if we're there it (by definition) won't be paradise. To top it off, they're getting old and can see their chance slipping away unless they ratchet up the killing of the unclean who prevent heaven from materializing by our unbelief.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 03:38 PM (lFFaq)

45 Won't this be held up somehow by Dims? Who don't care about dead people or pets voting.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:28 PM (WONhk)

They do care about dead people. Every Election Day is a Dead Man’s Party. Who could ask for more?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 03:38 PM (E6xSb)

46 Weird. Its like it's all fake and gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

47 30 23 I'm sure I'm not alone in believing that Democrat voting fraud is in the millions of illegal votes.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (v9Eec)

Well, Biden got 81 million votes. And the Moon is made of Green Cheese.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (sBGKO)

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There's a reason (well, a few reasons) why Manhattan progressives are desperate for a not-Kamala for 2028 and one of those is that Kamala lost 6 million votes that Biden got.

If they think 2020 was legit and 2024 was won by Trump through chicanery in the swing states (how? don't ask), that leaves the simple fact that Kamala still lost 6 million voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (Y2NSe)

48 Exactly. They believe they can create paradise here on earth, but if we're there it (by definition) won't be paradise. To top it off, they're getting old and can see their chance slipping away unless they ratchet up the killing of the unclean who prevent heaven from materializing by our unbelief.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 03:38 PM (lFFaq)

The only way that paradise can happen is with the planning and guidance of Leftists and the occasional healthy swipe of violence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (E6xSb)

49 >>>Don't look now, but that thing that never happens is happening again.

>Just the tip. I promise.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (Fbc0I)

50 the other 640,000 will be reviewed and scrubbed from the lists later.
--------

Narrator: the year 3000 was also later

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (Mvg3c)

51 What's this I'm hearing about Ace having a shelving accident?

Given the superior strength, straightness, and overall robustness that Ace-designed and Ace-constructed shelving is known for, I find this difficult, nay impossible, to believe.

Unless Big Penguin has been at it yet again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

52 How many dead (or those that moved) were still voting?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2026 03:40 PM (vbXSk)

53 Why could they possibly want to keep all those ineligible voters on the rolls?

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2026 03:40 PM (YwEeS)

54
Was there a nood? I don't recall seeing a nood call.
Posted by: Sponge

No but that pottery vid is the next best things.
Posted by: Tonypete

That young lady knows exactly what she's doing ...

... it is to laugh

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 03:40 PM (xG4kz)

55 If they think 2020 was legit and 2024 was won by Trump through chicanery in the swing states (how? don't ask), that leaves the simple fact that Kamala still lost 6 million voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:39 PM (Y2NSe)

Over Biden- who we all know 2020 was a cheat- even the dems.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

56 800K being 1/4 of all voters seems like "a big deal."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (jehhT)

57 How many of those 800,000 actually voted in the last election?

Posted by: Isophorone at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (M6jrI)

58 n-dimensional chess. *nods knowingly*
Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (oY6Yp)

Uh-Huh. Or, they are dumbasses that overplayed their hand because Hubris.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (sBGKO)

Also possible. I believe there was legal advice at the time that expressed concern about the wording of the referendum and that no map was allowed to be shown at the time of voting.

Posted by: Everyman at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Pj/NU)

59 I find that pottery compels my wiener against its will.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8bYc9J1M1zA
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 30, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)

That one is actually funny. She spends the time working on the mess that is off center, imbalanced and not really anything, to suddenly a pot sitting there.

Heh.

Nice tits, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

60 It's because the Left doesn't consider you a real woman unless you've made yourself look like a Resident Evil mutant that's been inducted into the yakuza.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)

Or, failing that, you as a woman must look as masculine as possible.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (E6xSb)

61 How many ballots have been cast yearly the last 10-20 years in Oregon?

Posted by: Ann at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (SHHm+)

62 >>>Remove 800,000 Ineligible Voters from Its Voter Roll

that's like, 2 or 3 of those thumb drives that show up at 2am on election night

Posted by: brak at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (jGJov)

63 I nooded. Not that you all didnt already know, ya non-nooding bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

64 If there aren't substantial penalties for neglecting to update voter records, they'll keep doing it under the "nothing to lose" rationalization.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (w6EFb)

65 Exactly. They believe they can create paradise here on earth, but if we're there it (by definition) won't be paradise. To top it off, they're getting old and can see their chance slipping away unless they ratchet up the killing of the unclean who prevent heaven from materializing by our unbelief.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 03:38 PM (lFFaq)

Paradise is just the excuse; all they want is theft. They don't give a crap what actually happens or they would "try" different things.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Mvg3c)

66 f the DMV is involved in voter registration, there will be fraud. What a scam Motor Voter became.

===

YES!! A MILLION TIMES YES! Motor Voter is SPLC on crack.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (GD0B3)

67 Was there a nood? I don't recall seeing a nood call.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM

251 Nood. Oregon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:38 PM

A mere 12 minutes after this Thread was posted.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

68 Heh.

Nice tits, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Seems like I have seen better tit to pottery quality videos. Still, a decent effort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

69
That young lady knows exactly what she's doing ...

... it is to laugh
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 03:40 PM (xG4kz)/i]

It is to enjoy the sweater puppies bobbing back and forth as she pretends to bring culture into the conversation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Was there a nood? I don't recall seeing a nood call.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

If only there was a way to know for sure

Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (FenX4)

71 I hope they get around to AZ's rolls too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (d33KV)

72 Less going on here than meets the eye. The 160K slated for immediate removal “have not voted in two federal elections” meaning they didn’t fraud out the past two elections and probably won’t the next. The fraud ones which did vote in the last election or two, those are in the “later” category and with these kinds of things “later” actually means “never.”

Posted by: Rdubs at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (ItUbW)

73
Fun Fact: 100,000 ineligible voters is known as a pallet

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Mvg3c)

74
A mere 12 minutes after this Thread was posted.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

A clear violation of nood etiquette.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Of course the problem was inherited from the previous Secretary of State. We can't audit all of these records without more funding.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Fbc0I)

76
If only there was a way to know for sure
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (FenX4)

Looking at old threads will get you banned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Widespread fraud, which never happens, is bad. A little fraud is perfectly OK.

Posted by: The Media at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (E6xSb)

78 So Thune won't pass the SAVE act . Let's see if 1) some Republican has the guts to put a law into play to repeal Motor Voter and most of the rest of the 1993 voter act and 2) whether Thune and the GOPe will support it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 03:45 PM (gu0hJ)

79 74
A mere 12 minutes after this Thread was posted.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

A clear violation of nood etiquette.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

This cannot stand! There must be an inquiry!

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:45 PM (sBGKO)

80 The club nobody wants to join.

https://tinyurl.com/mpen4csr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)

81 Was there a nood? I don't recall seeing a nood call.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

If only there was a way to know for sure
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM

We may never know the non-nooders of questionable parentages motives.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

82 >>>he DMV is involved in voter registration, there will be fraud

uh yeah I went ahead and did yo voter registration cause I needs my bonus, but if you finna need a license you gots to come back in foty-five minutes, I on break now

Posted by: Sharneesha at the DMV at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (jGJov)

83 A clear violation of nood etiquette.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Indeed. Its when I discovered there was a nood though. Because none of the 40 odd commenters who had posted by the time I stumbled into the thread had bothered to tell us squares that the cool kids table had moved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

84
Seems like I have seen better tit to pottery quality videos. Still, a decent effort.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

[

Searching that phrase brought up "thothub." Not sure that's what I was searching for......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

85 No diff between professional government and State Islam. Only the peons believe in Utopia or the afterlife. The top dogs just want to live now like the 1% and the Official Goals are just the way to manipulate the peons

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (B/6Rz)

86 Someone appoint a Blue Ribbon Select Nood investigation committee. Harrumph

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (gu0hJ)

87 Oh crap now Oregon will have a 120% voter turnout.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (kxLc1)

88
I'll believe it when it's proven they'll remove them.

"We'll get around to it in 2034."

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 03:47 PM (IifOV)

89 None of those ineligible voters actually voted.

And even if they did vote, it didn't affect the outcome.

And even if it did affect the outcome, it's too late because the elections are over.

PS:
100% of the vote in Oregon is via mail-in ballot.
There is no verification that the ballot returned was sent by an eligible voter.
It's literally an honor system.
Which the left is desperate to roll out nationwide.
No Republican has won statewide office since Oregon has gone to the honor system of voting by mail.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 03:47 PM (tUP1A)

90 YES!! A MILLION TIMES YES! Motor Voter is SPLC on crack.
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 03:42 PM (GD0B3)

Gingy had to fight the Baltimore DMV before she had her citizenship to keep them from registering her. She's the one who pointed out that it probably wasn't her illegal vote they wanted but a pool of ballots to be filled out as needed to keep the fraud totals "right".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (lFFaq)

91 80 The club nobody wants to join.

the first rule of club baby seal...

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (oY6Yp)

92 Oregon has not had a Republican Governor since they switched to Mail in voting. Then we lost our only Republican Senator. It's been Blue pariah ever since.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (IifOV)

93 89 PS:
100% of the vote in Oregon is via mail-in ballot.
There is no verification that the ballot returned was sent by an eligible voter.
It's literally an honor system.
Which the left is desperate to roll out nationwide.
No Republican has won statewide office since Oregon has gone to the honor system of voting by mail.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 03:47 PM (tUP1A)

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I bet those voter registration portals that say if someone voted or not are 100% accurate in Oregon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (Y2NSe)

94 88
I'll believe it when it's proven they'll remove them.

"We'll get around to it in 2034."
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 03:47 PM (IifOV)

Still happy about it. They never until now even got challenged.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (sBGKO)

95 In 2024 Kamala won Oregon by 321,000 votes.
In 2020 Joe won Oregon by 382,000 votes.
In 2016 Hillary won Oregon by 220,000 votes.

800,000 extra voters on the rolls is enough to steal Oregon in every presidential election.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (mkw2N)

96 " On your left " women are borderline personality disorders that are repelled by God's light and truth. Destroy the Godhead and its creation, themselves. They are no longer human.

Posted by: kingsman at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (ehY6c)

97 Part of Motor Voter-- the compromise part to get Republicans to sign on-- was a periodic review/removal of ineligible registrations-- not necessarily even fraudulent ones, but people move, people die, etc.

Guess what never happened.

Just like Reagan's amnesty was supposed to be followed up with border security.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (/JT24)

Phase "eleven" never happens and/or is never funded.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (wVcYX)

98 I'm sure I'm not alone in believing that Democrat voting fraud is in the millions of illegal votes.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 30, 2026 03:34 PM (v9Eec)

I'm becoming convinced that Obama didn't win in 2012.

MAYBE won in 2008.

But certainly was re-elected through fraud.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 03:35 PM (N1tpc)

I'll go as far as to say not a single Dem has won a legitimate election in decades. Maybe not ever in any of our lifetimes. Not saying there would be Republican mayors all over the place - but the Dems who did win most certainly had fraudulent help along the way. Could have been in primary elections and/or general elections. But I'm going with completely fraudulent unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (FenX4)

99 Indeed. Its when I discovered there was a nood though. Because none of the 40 odd commenters who had posted by the time I stumbled into the thread had bothered to tell us squares that the cool kids table had moved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

You are a patriot, my good man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Gingy had to fight the Baltimore DMV before she had her citizenship to keep them from registering her. She's the one who pointed out that it probably wasn't her illegal vote they wanted but a pool of ballots to be filled out as needed to keep the fraud totals "right".

==

yes

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (GD0B3)

101 Tit pottery? I am so sheltered. I thought wanting to be told off by some leggy redhead made me weird but it turns out well yeah it turns out I'm pretty weird.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Mvg3c)

102 73 Fun Fact: 100,000 ineligible voters is known as a pallet

i'm not your pallet, friendlet

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (oY6Yp)

103 > In Kentucky, state election board officials reported that "roughly 735,000 ineligible voter registrations" have been removed from voter rolls, as part of a 2018 consent decree settling a Judicial Watch lawsuit.
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That's a pretty big deal too. KY has about 4.6M people. So nearly 3/4 of a million were scrubbed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (jehhT)

104 I might have missed it, but has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

It could be important for all of us to know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (WONhk)

105 The Power of Pottery Compels You! The Power of Pottery Compels You!

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (sBGKO)

106
Phase "eleven" never happens and/or is never funded.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Except in World Wars!

-- Ilhan "MogTown's Resident Genius" Omar

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (xG4kz)

107 I bet those voter registration portals that say if someone voted or not are 100% accurate in Oregon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM

Are you, perchance, (and heaven forfend!) implying that the voter registrars in Oregon are not Top. Pyrsyns.?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

108 >>> I might have missed it, but has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

gainz

Posted by: brak at April 30, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov)

109 Looking at old threads will get you banned.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

My closet laughs

Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:51 PM (FenX4)

110 I might have missed it, but has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

gainz
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov)

Not sure what nasty egg farts for the rest of the day gains you, but Ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

111 It’s just a rounding error. No biggie.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (A0KDi)

112 > has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

He's following the Jay Cutler diet.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (mkw2N)

113 108 >>> I might have missed it, but has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

gainz
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov)

Waaayy too many chickens in his apartment.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (sBGKO)

114 I might have missed it, but has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

It could be important for all of us to know.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (WONhk)

Same reason a dog licks his balls

Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (FenX4)

115
My closet laughs
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:51 PM (FenX4)

Mine is quite full as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

116 92 Oregon has not had a Republican Governor since they switched to Mail in voting. Then we lost our only Republican Senator. It's been Blue pariah ever since.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM (IifOV)

----------------

I suggest someone out of state print up a lot of ballots, mark them all Republican and mail them in.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (Vh9CX)

117 Tina Kotek makes Katie Hobbs look like Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (2jhfE)

118 107 I bet those voter registration portals that say if someone voted or not are 100% accurate in Oregon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:48 PM

Are you, perchance, (and heaven forfend!) implying that the voter registrars in Oregon are not Top. Pyrsyns.?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

=======

But, dude, they assured us that the first 160,000 didn't vote in the last two elections!

It's not like it's just the voter rolls, inflated by the ineligible and illegal, is just a ceiling for cheating because it doesn't matter or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Y2NSe)

119 Biden had 81 million votes. Remember those MASSIVE rallies he had? It should have been 100 million. Oh well, gave us Trump 2.0.

And Hillary, iirc, was only giving speeches at universities and I'm pretty sure it wasn't for her safety. I kind of think they believed they had enough fraud to win, which led to Bill and Hillary's backstage happy dance, but Trump surprised them.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Sco7b)

120
He's following the Jay Cutler diet.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM (mkw2N)

Throwing in the towel early and blaming others for your suckitude?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

121 > Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

122 It will be interesting to see how this affects turnout in the midterms, assuming Oregon Democrats don't simply launder fraudulent ballots through the machines regardless.

Posted by: mea culpa at April 30, 2026 03:54 PM (4Oo6Z)

123 Same reason a dog, who hasn't been on Ben Had's kitchen table, licks his balls
Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 03:52 PM

Suggested edit.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at April 30, 2026 03:54 PM (0sNs1)

124 Biden had 81 million votes. Remember those MASSIVE rallies he had? It should have been 100 million. Oh well, gave us Trump 2.0.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Sco7b)

I still laugh at all the leftist retards whom to this day wonder were those 12 million voters went.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

125 >>>I might have missed it, but has Ace explained why he scrambled 15 eggs at the same time?

It could be important for all of us to know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

>He's trying to bulk up his sperm count.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Fbc0I)

126 > Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

I found the unibrow a bit off-putting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Phase "eleven" never happens and/or is never funded.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (wVcYX)

That's how I finally figured out Paul Ryan was a plant. *Everything* he put forward gave the dems their part immediately and the bases part was "in 10 years". Except, future houses aren't bound to present agreements. Once I learned that little fact it became clear he never intended for us to get our part of the bargain.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (lFFaq)

128 Hey Judicial Watch --- do Illinois next, please?

Posted by: Mallautt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (cI94r)

129 I suggest someone out of state print up a lot of ballots, mark them all Republican and mail them in.
____

I think California perfected the system where the envelope includes holes strategically placed to show whether the ballot inside has been marked for the Republican candidate in a key race. What they do with those ballots is speculation.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)

130 Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.
Posted by: bonhomme

She's still very good-looking. Still a 1.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

131 126 > Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

I found the unibrow a bit off-putting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

A TJM-worthy comment.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:56 PM (sBGKO)

132 That's a pretty big deal too. KY has about 4.6M people. So nearly 3/4 of a million were scrubbed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM (jehhT)

Which is odd because I have to show id to vote... oh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

133 Official Goals are just the way to manipulate the peons
Posted by: Azjaeger

I read that as goats

Posted by: Dark L at April 30, 2026 03:57 PM (W5mpo)

134 >>>He's following the Jay Cutler diet

legendary former Mr. Olympia or mediocre diabetic nfl qb?

Posted by: brak at April 30, 2026 03:57 PM (jGJov)

135 131 126 > Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

I found the unibrow a bit off-putting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

A TJM-worthy comment.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:56 PM (sBGKO)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Y2NSe)

136 Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ

She also seems like a nice person and is a Christian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 03:58 PM (2sfNr)

137 Just need a Gunny Sgt Hartman type to go whup-ass on any blue state SOS that drags feet in cleaning up voter rolls.

Like w/ Pvt Pyle and the unlocked footlocker.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2026 03:58 PM (wVcYX)

138 That one is actually funny. She spends the time working on the mess that is off center, imbalanced and not really anything, to suddenly a pot sitting there.

Heh.

Nice tits, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

She ought to branch out into breaking concrete with a jackhammer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 03:59 PM (utfVc)

139 She ought to branch out into breaking concrete with a jackhammer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 03:59 PM (utfVc)

That would cause her to go 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

140 The part of the SAVE Act that scares the left the most--and the one they won't talk about--is that it grants individuals and groups standing to enforce the Act.

And a key provision of the SAVE Act it to beef up the voter roll clean-up requirements of the Motor Voter Act.

From "be real nice and do that" to "penalties and fines if you don't"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (tUP1A)

141 Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

I found the unibrow a bit off-putting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Pointy elbows.

Posted by: Always a flaw at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

142 > I found the unibrow a bit off-putting.

I can't find a single picture of her with a unibrow. I have no idea what you're talking about.

http://tiny.cc/kbn2101

Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (mkw2N)

143 Kathy Ireland in her heyday.

She was so hot.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

I found the unibrow a bit off-putting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

A TJM-worthy comment.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:56 PM (sBGKO)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Y2NSe)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU NICKPICK ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND SAY THEY ARE UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE "HER RIGHT PINKY TOE BENDS IN A WEIRD WAY"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (N1tpc)

144 The part of the SAVE Act that scares the left the most--and the one they won't talk about--is that it grants individuals and groups standing to enforce the Act.

And a key provision of the SAVE Act it to beef up the voter roll clean-up requirements of the Motor Voter Act.

From "be real nice and do that" to "penalties and fines if you don't"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (tUP1A)

The key provision of the SAVE Act is that it will NEVER be signed into law.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Kotex also deigned to not renew the 900+ "non-domiciled" CDLs issued by ODOT under threat of having the Fed highway money yanked.

Next I want to know whether Harmeet Dhillon is going to pursue the state over violations of 2A by not following the ATF's new guidelines on record keeping and background checks.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

146 I wonder if JW makes money from their lawsuits like all the lefty outfits do when they win?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 04:01 PM (3uBP9)

147 The dead are rolling in their graves they won't be able to vote

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

148 >>>The key provision of the SAVE Act is that it will NEVER be signed into law.

damn right brother!!!

Posted by: John Thune at April 30, 2026 04:01 PM (jGJov)

149 She ought to branch out into breaking concrete with a jackhammer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 03:59 PM (utfVc

CBC now - Elections Alberta data breach....

MSNow and CNN - gas prices make people hate Trump.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

150

What happened to Larry Klayman?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 30, 2026 04:02 PM (et1vG)

151 I can't find a single picture of her with a unibrow. I have no idea what you're talking about.

http://tiny.cc/kbn2101
Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (mkw2N)

High unibrow potential, for sure.

I'm not going to search for it but there's a craw in my old brain on it, so there MUST have been a reason...

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

152 143 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU NICKPICK ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND SAY THEY ARE UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE "HER RIGHT PINKY TOE BENDS IN A WEIRD WAY"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 30, 2026 04:00 PM (N1tpc)

=======

Listen, if you people want hideous women with obvious flaws that decrease their ability to attract a mate, go on ahead.

I've got my perfect 10 at home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:02 PM (Y2NSe)

153 And just last month WA's governor Turd Ferguson signed legislation blocking WA counties from turning over voter data sought by FedGov.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 30, 2026 04:02 PM (a992C)

154 you are this old:

@TheBabylonBee
Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (diia5)

155
MSNow and CNN - gas prices make people hate Trump.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

And this is true.

North Texas and Unleaded is $4.00 now.

Middle class won't gloss that over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Off Seinfeld sock

Posted by: Rex B at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (a992C)

157 However, the rumors persist that the mail in ballots from FPO and APO zip codes tend to languish in the basement of the Oregon state's Secretary of State's building, near but not exactly in the mailroom or loading dock, until election week is officially over, when they are declared "too late to count, darn it"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

158 2017 is when the cleanup stalled...that's when I left Oregon. Wonder how often I've voted since.

Posted by: Fish at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (FmCHY)

159 Has anybody seen some of the comments made by that female JP Morgan executive to a subordinate, using him as a sex slave. Totally insane.

Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

160 And they aren't voting MAGA.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 03:37 PM (viF8m)

The young men were starting to... it is why Charlie Kirk had to be taken out. He was highly successful in talking to young men and making them rethink voting Democrat.

Posted by: Ann at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (SHHm+)

161 ...removal of outdated records effectively stalled in 2017...
How the fuck does that happen, exactly? This is precisely the kind of things computers are made for. Seems the more technologically advanced we become as a society, the more incompetent government becomes. Or just fraudulent.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 30, 2026 04:04 PM (XMwZJ)

162 She also seems like a nice person and is a Christian.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes. She was one of those leading the fight against the abortion up-to-birth initiative.

She's been married to the same man, and has, I think, three children.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 04:04 PM (77rzZ)

163 It's not widespread fraud. It's only 23.5% fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 04:04 PM (0U5gm)

164 >Has anybody seen some of the comments made by that female JP Morgan executive to a subordinate, using him as a sex slave.
____

Was that wrong?
Should she not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)

165 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Eggs are back under $2/dz though, which helps.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (lFFaq)

166 I'm am digging the week of good news!

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (cZMme)

167 Be a real joy to find out Oregon is really a Red State.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (sBGKO)

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE MOST RACES ARE DETERMINED DAYS LATER BY A FEW PERCENTAGE POINT . . .

Wait, that isn't funny, is it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)

168 >>> That one is actually funny. She spends the time working on the mess that is off center, imbalanced and not really anything, to suddenly a pot sitting there.

Heh.

Nice tits, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

I bet that was Fawn Liebowitz. Now you understand why her bf was so distraught.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (3uBP9)

169 It's mostly peaceful fraud.

Posted by: The media we all ignore at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)

170 Ace had me working overtime to lay those fifteen eggs!

Posted by: The Chicken at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (C/hTy)

171 I bet those voter registration portals that say if someone voted or not are 100% accurate in Oregon.
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IIRC, one of the lawsuits the judges refused to allow to proceed in 2020 was that Zuckerberg and all the other GOTV left-aligned groups were being given real-time access to who had voted.

So not just the innocuous, "who do we need to target to encourage to vote" but "who hasn't voted so we can vote a ballot for them."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (tUP1A)

172 Eggs are back under $2/dz though, which helps.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (lFFaq)

Beef is still high....and you spend $8.00 getting to the store for those $2 eggs and $22 a lb Ribeye.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

173 So, was doing my taxes using Turbo T this year, and noticed something new...

Maybe because I live in Clownifornia, but the TAX site asked me if I wanted to register to vote.

Uh... Whut? a pay for Tax site, asking me if I want to register to vote, when they have no way of verifying my Citizenship?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (mP0Kj)

174 In Kentucky, state election board officials reported that "roughly 735,000 ineligible voter registrations" have been removed from voter rolls, as part of a 2018 consent decree settling a Judicial Watch lawsuit.
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That's a pretty big deal too. KY has about 4.6M people. So nearly 3/4 of a million were scrubbed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 03:50 PM

It's even a bigger percentage when you consider that only about 65% of eligible voters actually get out and vote.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (0N4FZ)

175 Tina Kotek looks like a Tina Kotek.

Is she a lesbian? Is she a reverend?

Posted by: Sodomites R US at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (QP+6w)

176 Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (G0vdT

Yes; We had that earlier. If true, she's a nutcase. J.P Morgan co insists it never happened.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (2sfNr)

177 North Texas and Unleaded is $4.00 now.

Middle class won't gloss that over.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Paid 3.40$ for 100%. Lowest it's been in like a year

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

178
I bet that was Fawn Liebowitz. Now you understand why her bf was so distraught.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 04:05 PM (3uBP9)

And sought out the best set of tits he could find immediately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

179 177 North Texas and Unleaded is $4.00 now.

Middle class won't gloss that over.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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Months is forever in politics, except gas prices, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Y2NSe)

180 ... having already run off most of the purple-back-in-2000 state's Republicans

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 04:07 PM (gKWVE)

181
Paid 3.40$ for 100%. Lowest it's been in like a year
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

Non-Eth here is near $5.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

182 And just last month WA's governor Turd Ferguson signed legislation blocking WA counties from turning over voter data sought by FedGov.
Posted by: Elaine Benes

Forcing counties into a potential lawsuits from the Feds sounds slightly illegalish. Is there a concept of forced liability?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 04:07 PM (diia5)

183
Months is forever in politics, except gas prices, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Y2NSe)

I have to talk others off the cliff over it, so yeah. Gas prices are a pretty big f*ckin' deal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

184 So, who is Dragline to Ace's Cool Hand Luke?

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

185 Tina Kotek is a rather dashing looking fellow.

Posted by: wait, wut? at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

186 I don't think people understand how bad the very idea of motor voter is.

Vote rolls must only contain *motivated* voters who intend and are likely to vote each cycle.

The traditional, and only reliable, check of fraud is to have canvasing where (a) each person on the rolls is confirmed as a real person, and (b) each person who is recorded as having voted is confirmed as really voting.

This includes the check on making sure that no one is voting in proxy for other people. For real voters, that happens when they go to the polls and are checked against the book -- if they are told "you already voted" they make a stink.

All this is to prevent the fraud of people manufacturing fake voters and having people vote for them. This is very very common in inner cities. You reduce it by not giving them any stagnant names to use.

Bad names on the rolls means they have a pool of voter names fraudsters can use to inject votes. This is very very bad and an inversion of the security.

T.B.C. (pixy limit)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (FPIaX)

187 Beef is still high....and you spend $8.00 getting to the store for those $2 eggs and $22 a lb Ribeye.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

I actually got a bunch of lamb around Easter because it was cheaper than beef. Hadn't expected to see that in my lifetime.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (lFFaq)

188 Beef is still high....and you spend $8.00 getting to the store for those $2 eggs and $22 a lb Ribeye.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Takes longer to grow up a steer than it does a laying chicken. Like, a couple of years longer. Sit tight. Prices will come down.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)

189 And just last month WA's governor Turd Ferguson signed legislation blocking WA counties from turning over voter data sought by FedGov.
Posted by: Elaine Benes

AZ fed judge ruled rolls could not be turned over. Trump appointment.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (YZ0Fo)

190 154 you are this old:

@TheBabylonBee
Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (diia5)

Stoneman's cavalry came, and tore up the tracks again?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (mP0Kj)

191 #186 CONT

- "provisional" ballots are the same bullshit. Imagine going to bank to make a withdrawal and being told all your money is gone, but here is a "provisional cash" that is fucking worthless ...

- another wrench the left throws into the works id charging people to view the voter rolls.

- another is same day registration, as well as registration without verifying identity, citizenship etc. The rolls are a public document that should be verified by canvasing to make sure there is no fraud. The Dems have overwhelmed the system (motor voter, same day, etc.) to make it impossible to verify and verify anything.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (FPIaX)

192 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU NICKPICK ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND SAY THEY ARE UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE "HER RIGHT PINKY TOE BENDS IN A WEIRD WAY"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

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Rejecting women because of weird toes is not nitpicking!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (ndZc7)

193 Tina Kotek looks like a Tina Kotek.

Is she a lesbian? Is she a reverend?
Posted by: Sodomites R US at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (QP+6w)

It is now apparently impossible to be a senior elected official in Oregon without being homosexual. This trend was started by Kitzhaber, who was unwilling to un-closet himself, leading to Kate Brown to run that palace coup.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (rbvCR)

194 183 I have to talk others off the cliff over it, so yeah. Gas prices are a pretty big f*ckin' deal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

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People would be surprised how little gas prices have to do with election results.

Because it's honestly a small factor.

And come on. We're 6 months away. Even if it were a huge factor...6 fucking months with every sign that the disruption that led to these less than Biden prices are going to come down because the strait is being bypassed a whole host of ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (Y2NSe)

195
Takes longer to grow up a steer than it does a laying chicken. Like, a couple of years longer. Sit tight. Prices will come down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)

I'm not too concerned about it. I'm just giving the 'word on the street' on Trump and the current "glowing economy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Still not tired of winning

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

197 The moment gas prices are good again, it'll be back to Epstein 24/7

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (Mvg3c)

198 I have to talk others off the cliff over it, so yeah. Gas prices are a pretty big f*ckin' deal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

We don't get oil from Iran, but we are getting oil from Venezuela, so why are prices staying so high?

Plus, Biden's gas prices were nothing to sing and dance about.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (DwqWV)

199 I remember the red ripple of 2022 even though gas prices were really high.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (Y2NSe)

200 Tina Kotex is openly homosexual. Her predecessor, Brown, was publicly bisexual.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (rbvCR)

201 >Has anybody seen some of the comments made by that female JP Morgan executive to a subordinate, using him as a sex slave

Razib Khan was on that this morning. It looked like Penthouse Forum stuff. Did BDSM mags from the 1970s ever have those letters-to-the-editor columns?
I'm not saying women like this don't exist, especially nowadays the culture is letting horrible women be horrible in the office where such women used to stick to pouring potatoes on their lovers' heads in private. I am saying it's... unlikely.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (gKWVE)

202 I did get chicken legs for about $1.99 Can a pound last week. That was nice.

Crazy beef prices here too though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)

203 >>>Beef is still high....and you spend $8.00 getting to the store for those $2 eggs and $22 a lb Ribeye.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>I'm shopping more locally because the cost of fuel offset is more than the higher local prices.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (Fbc0I)

204 Well Congress has expanded SNAP to include rotisserie chickens now, so that should help with those gas prices, or something

Posted by: brak at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (jGJov)

205 Bad names on the rolls means they have a pool of voter names fraudsters can use to inject votes. This is very very bad and an inversion of the security.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (FPIaX)

Which was the plan all along. This wasn't unintended consequences.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (lFFaq)

206
Pork/Chicken hot dogs $3.89 8 pack
Beef hot dogs $7.99 8 pack

it's lips & assholes for the BBQ.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (IifOV)

207 What a scam Motor Voter was from the start, by intention.
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FIFY

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (c3bGo)

208 Paid 3.40$ for 100%. Lowest it's been in like a year
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

Non-Eth here is near $5.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Same here. Filled up my car yesterday at 4.19. I rushed home to fill our minivan and the price jumped from to 4.99 in that 15 minutes.

Went to another place at 4.59. It's crazy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (N1tpc)

209 *Rejecting women because of weird toes is not nitpicking!*

No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (2Ez/1)

210
We don't get oil from Iran, but we are getting oil from Venezuela, so why are prices staying so high?

Plus, Biden's gas prices were nothing to sing and dance about.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:1

Worldwide commodity. Those without oil access from Iran try to get it elsewhere.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (Sco7b)

211 #191 Addendum

I have said many times here that I have seen church buses driving around East Coast city poll station to poll station, and at each one they get out, are told what name to use, and they all vote.

That is the Democratic machine. They can do that because the rolls are full of names that are not real voters. This is what they are trying to protect (although, with mail-in, it is much easier for them.)

(also, it is thought that this is how the HQ favorite author E. A. Poe died - he was murdered when forced to vote in other names...)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (FPIaX)

212 197 The moment gas prices are good again, it'll be back to Epstein 24/7
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (Mvg3c)

Gosh I hope so. That hasn't exactly worked in their favor, but they have yet to figure that out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (DwqWV)

213 UAE will be moving more crude into the market starting tomorrow as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

214 >Has anybody seen some of the comments made by that female JP Morgan executive to a subordinate, using him as a sex slave
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Everyone I know thought she sounded great and are eager to meet her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (c3bGo)

215 Months is forever in politics, except gas prices, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Y2NSe)

I have to talk others off the cliff over it, so yeah. Gas prices are a pretty big f*ckin' deal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Gas prices ARE a big deal. But like TJM is implying, if the prices fall to under $3 by August, no one will be worried about the $5 prices right now.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (N1tpc)

216 >>>*Rejecting women because of weird toes is not nitpicking!*

definitely ask any women you are interested in for pictures of their toes -- great opening line, plus you can make that evaluation right at the start

Posted by: the more you know at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (jGJov)

217
We don't get oil from Iran, but we are getting oil from Venezuela, so why are prices staying so high?

Plus, Biden's gas prices were nothing to sing and dance about.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (DwqWV)

OPEC.

Why I'm excited that UAE bailed. The line should be forming to the right on that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

218 210 Worldwide commodity. Those without oil access from Iran try to get it elsewhere.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (Sco7b)

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Demand destruction in Africa.

Enhanced production from the Americas.

Pipelines working overtime to bypass the strait plus UAE starting a new one 3 weeks ago.

We'll be back to $70 per barrel gas by summer, and the only people who will remember this will be the American shale oil producers as they look at their new Bugattis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (Y2NSe)

219 Non Ethanol here in Oregon is $6.89 gallon.
Regular is $4.89.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (IifOV)

220 We don't get oil from Iran, but we are getting oil from Venezuela, so why are prices staying so high?

Plus, Biden's gas prices were nothing to sing and dance about.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (DwqWV)

A lot of the oil that the west coast refines is coming from Asia, but ultimately from the Gulf. Aaaand there is limited refining capacity in CA and only the one refinery in WA, and . . . California is importing refined gasoline which also gets into the system here.
As long as the Jones act waiver stays in place we can get fuel from the Gulf of America, but should that lapse then it is Kitty bar the door on prices

Also there is a BP labor issue going on in Indiana that seems to be locking out refining.

Oh and taxes and boutique blends for summer.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (rbvCR)

221 Gas prices ARE a big deal. But like TJM is implying, if the prices fall to under $3 by August, no one will be worried about the $5 prices right now.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (N1tpc)/i]

That's a significant "if."

The Iran war was only supposed to last a couple weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

222 FWIW... when fuel prices come down after being artificially jacked for months, the price of most everything will come down too. Just real slowly. People are making bank right now and blaming Trump, greedy oil companies, Republicans, etc. for the high prices on a lot of things. So it's not in their financial interests to see prices drop.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (jehhT)

223 We don't get oil from Iran, but we are getting oil from Venezuela, so why are prices staying so high?

Plus, Biden's gas prices were nothing to sing and dance about.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (DwqWV)

Oil is fungible.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (N1tpc)

224 definitely ask any women you are interested in for pictures of their toes -- great opening line, plus you can make that evaluation right at the start
Posted by: the more you

Rex Ryan that you?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (YZ0Fo)

225 My theory is the voter fraud rate closely tracks the taxpayer fraud rate.

Even if you want to say it's some small percentage (it's not), elections routinely turn in that 1-3% range.

So hundreds of billions in fraud, I could easily see several percent in bogus votes.

Posted by: Leupold at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (eIzlH)

226 (also, it is thought that this is how the HQ favorite author E. A. Poe died - he was murdered when forced to vote in other names...)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

"Blackbirding," it was called.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

227 200 Tina Kotex is openly homosexual. Her predecessor, Brown, was publicly bisexual.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:10 PM (rbvCR)

Anybody else getting tired of hearing about the sex lives of strangers?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (DwqWV)

228 And just last month WA's governor Turd Ferguson signed legislation blocking WA counties from turning over voter data sought by FedGov.
Posted by: Elaine Benes

AZ fed judge ruled rolls could not be turned over. Trump appointment.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Failing to comply with a Federal Court ruling regarding elections? Seems like a good enough excuse to void any ballots cast in a federal election.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (TezPK)

229 221 That's a significant "if."

The Iran war was only supposed to last a couple weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

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Trump said 4-8 weeks. The actual action lasted 5.

All that's left is Indian tankers stuck in the Persian Gulf afraid of sea mines that don't exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (Y2NSe)

230 Pork/Chicken hot dogs $3.89 8 pack
Beef hot dogs $7.99 8 pack

it's lips & assholes for the BBQ.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 04:11 PM (IifOV)
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My grocery store was selling veal "cutlets", little scraps of veal, for $9 a pound last week. We went nuts on veal in lemon and capers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (c3bGo)

231
the other 640,000 will be reviewed and scrubbed from the lists later.
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Narrator: the year 3000 was also later
Posted by: ...

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Yeah, like if they can remove 360,000 now, why not all of them? And does "later" come before or after 2026? And if it's after, will all the votes be compared against the known 460,000 ineligible ones?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

232 Oil is fungible.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Ew, gross. Who wants to put mushrooms in their gas tank?

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

233 That one is actually funny. She spends the time working on the mess that is off center, imbalanced and not really anything, to suddenly a pot sitting there.

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Missed that thread, but I'm sure someone mentioned it: her OF features a lot less pottery.

Don't want anyone to be disappointed.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 30, 2026 04:16 PM (yFLFB)

234 I have said many times here that I have seen church buses driving around East Coast city poll station to poll station, and at each one they get out, are told what name to use, and they all vote.

That is the Democratic machine. They can do that because the rolls are full of names that are not real voters. This is what they are trying to protect (although, with mail-in, it is much easier for them.)

(also, it is thought that this is how the HQ favorite author E. A. Poe died - he was murdered when forced to vote in other names...)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:12 PM (FPIaX)

One way to hobble that a bit would be to get in a deliberate motor vehicle wreck with the church bus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 04:16 PM (utfVc)

235 bypassed a whole host of ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM (Y2NSe)

Yo - the FUD right now is gas prices. In 6 weeks it will be something else and the very same people seeding it and more of the same people getting fooled. Countering it helps but for some aspects of our" "national conversation" it's all FUD all the time. Shorter Ellipsis: you are wasting your breath.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 04:16 PM (Mvg3c)

236 And the warning I got for the West coast is that the last of the oil tankers with crude coming in from the Persian gulf are arriving this month, and the price of west coast gasoline is going to soar.

So fill up, the car runs just as well on a full tank as an empty one.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:16 PM (rbvCR)

237
While it is not legal to cheat at elections, there are no criminal penalties for cheating at elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Reminds me of all the security violations during the CLINTONEMAIL.COM era.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:16 PM (n7rxJ)

238 I'd better check the Oregon voter rolls to see if my commie neighbors deceased wife is still on there.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 30, 2026 04:17 PM (tYGL3)

239 Oil is fungible.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 30, 2026 04:14 PM (N1tpc)

That's the odd part. It kinda isn't. When it hits the refineries, it needs to be the right kind. Light and Sweet is a whole lot different than High Sulfur.

My thought is that we need a whole lot more refineries, and then the prices would not fluxuate so much.

But that's probably crazy talk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:17 PM (DwqWV)

240
tcn,

I am sick of that also.

Posted by: four seasons at April 30, 2026 04:18 PM (3ek7K)

241
"Judicial Watch announced a settlement in its federal lawsuit against Oregon election officials, which confirms 800,000 ineligible voter names are slated for review and removal from voter registration lists. The settlement requires state officials to produce detailed data and enforce federal voter roll clean-up procedures under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA)."

I doubt seriously they will comply with this ruling

Posted by: Mister Scott

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WAAT? How do they avoid it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:18 PM (n7rxJ)

242 The biggest problem we have in the US is a lack of refining capacity.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)

243 "Blackbirding," it was called.
Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
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Dennis Lehane has a show on right now about a getting an imprisoned serial killer to fess up to where he buried his victims, called "Black Bird". I hated the psycho aspects but I couldn't look away, just like on of Lehane's novels.

The guy has a twisted brain. But if you like those sorts of shows, this one is well acted and well written.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 04:18 PM (c3bGo)

244 Iran gets nuclear bombs then bombs it's neighbors. What will that do to gas prices? People should think about that.

Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 04:19 PM (9lqZe)

245
We'll be back to $70 per barrel gas by summer, and the only people who will remember this will be the American shale oil producers as they look at their new Bugattis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:13 PM (Y2NSe)

I remember you saying that. I only hope that happens for the US midterms to be better for President Trump.

My 2015 Honda has about 130,000 KILOMETERS on it, so it's not like gas is killing me here - despite $6 US a gallon converted.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:19 PM (Sco7b)

246 Just yesterday a federal judge ruled the state of Arizona didn’t have to turn over their voter information to the DoJ. I don’t get it.

Posted by: That Guy at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (Q7yzj)

247 242 The biggest problem we have in the US is a lack of refining capacity.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:18 PM (viF8m)
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We have a lot more of that than pretty much any other G8 country, though.

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (oqH4h)

248 A federal judge in taxachusetts ruled today that Trump is not allowed to pause giving all of our money to immigrants and that immediately trump must allow every foreigner to raid our wallets. It is their sacred right as clearly established in the constitution.

After billions upon billions more is taken some other court will overturn this, for like 5 microseconds at which point another member of our black-robed politburo will just make the exact same ruling.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (3uBP9)

249 Tom Fitton accomplishing more in one lawsuit than the entire DOJ has in two years.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (abIsI)

250 remember you saying that. I only hope that happens for the US midterms to be better for President Trump.

My 2015 Honda has about 130,000 KILOMETERS on it, so it's not like gas is killing me here - despite $6 US a gallon converted.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't

130,000 kilometers! That's like 17 years!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

251 Yo - the FUD right now is gas prices. In 6 weeks it will be something else and the very same people seeding it and more of the same people getting fooled. Countering it helps but for some aspects of our" "national conversation" it's all FUD all the time. Shorter Ellipsis: you are wasting your breath.

you're right of course but I truly appreciate TJM being patient as always and trying.

TJM you're a gem!

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (j+aD2)

252 Where I live in Florida, pork is very inexpensive. If I had a large family, I'd look for a "1000 ways to prepare pork" cookbook.

Posted by: Ann at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (SHHm+)

253
People would be surprised how little gas prices have to do with election results.

Because it's honestly a small factor.

And come on. We're 6 months away. Even if it were a huge factor...6 fucking months with every sign that the disruption that led to these less than Biden prices are going to come down because the strait is being bypassed a whole host of ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:09 PM

And because of the latest gas price hike caused by iran the rest of the gulf states are now 100% invested in completing the regional pipeline they have been talking about building for the last 50 years.

Once that is completed iran can have as many temper tantrums as they want to and close the straits to shipping and it will only have a minimal effect on oil prices. It is way past time to remove their only power over the rest of the world.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (0N4FZ)

254 My theory is the voter fraud rate closely tracks the taxpayer fraud rate.
======================
Well, my theory is the deficit close tracks the immigration rate from Somalia.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (c3bGo)

255 My thought is that we need a whole lot more refineries, and then the prices would not fluxuate so much.

But that's probably crazy talk.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2026 04:17 PM (DwqWV)

These sudden spikes though? The gas in the gas station is from oil delivered weeks ago... on oil contracts that were bought in the Futures market months ago.

Someone, somewhere, is making bank on these sudden price increases at the pump.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)

256 btw on X they're saying the guy claiming to have been sexually abused by a female boss is making the whole thing up

which ... seems quite plausible, moreso than his story

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (j+aD2)

257 130,000 kilometers! That's like 17 years!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM (YZ0Fo

My late mother and I didn't take many long road trips. I looked it up, about 80,778 miles.

That's not a lot for an 11 year old car.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 30, 2026 04:22 PM (Sco7b)

258 253 And because of the latest gas price hike caused by iran the rest of the gulf states are now 100% invested in completing the regional pipeline they have been talking about building for the last 50 years.

Once that is completed iran can have as many temper tantrums as they want to and close the straits to shipping and it will only have a minimal effect on oil prices. It is way past time to remove their only power over the rest of the world.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (0N4FZ)

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All right after Venezuela became an American vassal state for its vast energy reserves.

Damn...that Trump got lucky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:23 PM (Y2NSe)

259 >>We have a lot more of that than pretty much any other G8 country, though.

How are their prices?

It doesn't matter how much other countries have. It matters having additional capacity here and the right kind to get cheaper gas prices.

We haven't built a new refinery in the US since 1976. That's why Trump made such a big deal about an investment from India to build a new refinery in Brownsville. First one in 50 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

260 Fitton should be awarded some prestigious medal of something something. He's had 6 Million illegitimate voters removed from the rolls nationally.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (abIsI)

261 >> btw on X they're saying the guy claiming to have been sexually abused by a female boss is making the whole thing up

He is. And the guy is an Indian. They keep trying to hide that. As do his compatriots who keep posting here and don’t think we know who they are.

Posted by: That Guy at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Q7yzj)

262 255 These sudden spikes though? The gas in the gas station is from oil delivered weeks ago... on oil contracts that were bought in the Futures market months ago.

Someone, somewhere, is making bank on these sudden price increases at the pump.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)

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Yes, gas stations are probably price gouging. That's probably part of it.

It's the pattern. gas prices rise quickly and fall slowly.

The stations make almost nothing on the gas itself, so getting an extra few dollars per tank is something they're going to run towards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Y2NSe)

263
Oh just be quiet, Joan.

Curtis Houck
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CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

“I don’t think it’s far-fetched, only based on what states had been able to do before today’s ruling — is, she said, what’s going to happen is it will diminish black representation nationwide and essentially return us to the pre-Reconstruction era. I know that sounds like hyperbole, but — and it was very dramatic today, but just because of where this court has gone, and how states have been taking advantage of where this court has been going, and how the Trump administration has been taking advantage of where this court is going, that’s why I say I believe that this decision will be the most important going forward for the country for this entire term, Pam.”

Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (kX27y)

264 The only thing that will stop Oregon from being Dem held is if the Cascadia Subduction Zone has a mega thrust quake

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (gu0hJ)

265 Tina Kotex is openly homosexual.

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Pointless pitching and moaning.

I started watching RJ Decker but episode one was all lezboed up. His ex-wife went lezbo and married a lezbo police detective and he lives with them because the trailer he lives in fell in a sinkhole. But the plot was fairly interesting so I reconciled myself to the fact that the ex, the detective, and his weird ass girlfriend are all hot. The season finale was a few days ago and was a confusing disappointment. Where's Michael Bay when you need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 04:25 PM (ndZc7)

266 We haven't built a new refinery in the US since 1976. That's why Trump made such a big deal about an investment from India to build a new refinery in Brownsville. First one in 50 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

Especially when California has closed 2 refineries recently.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:25 PM (mP0Kj)

267 263
Oh just be quiet, Joan.

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CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

“I don’t think it’s far-fetched, only based on what states had been able to do before today’s ruling — is, she said, what’s going to happen is it will diminish black representation nationwide and essentially return us to the pre-Reconstruction era. I know that sounds like hyperbole, but — and it was very dramatic today, but just because of where this court has gone, and how states have been taking advantage of where this court has been going, and how the Trump administration has been taking advantage of where this court is going, that’s why I say I believe that this decision will be the most important going forward for the country for this entire term, Pam.”

Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (kX27y)

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It's the fault of Callais that Winsome-Sears lost the Virginia governor's race!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:25 PM (Y2NSe)

268
By the way, how is Judicial Watch nailing all these settlements? I'm curious about standing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)

269 CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

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So only blacks will vote for blacks, Joan? Seems, I dunno ... racist.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

270 While it is not legal to cheat at elections, there are no criminal penalties for cheating at elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 03:31 PM (Y2NSe)

Major penalties for calling elections cheats.

Posted by: Inogame at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (53oGX)

271 268
By the way, how is Judicial Watch nailing all these settlements? I'm curious about standing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)

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Any American citizen has the right and standing to sue to remove individual ineligible voters from rolls. It's a long standing precedent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Y2NSe)

272 How are their prices?

It doesn't matter how much other countries have. It matters having additional capacity here and the right kind to get cheaper gas prices.

We haven't built a new refinery in the US since 1976. That's why Trump made such a big deal about an investment from India to build a new refinery in Brownsville. First one in 50 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)
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Do you really think we don't have cheaper gas and diesel than France, Germany, the UK, Australia, Canada, etc?

Comparative Capacity Overview (2025-2026 Data)
The following table compares the atmospheric crude oil distillation capacity of the United States against the other G8 nations.
G8 Nation Estimated Capacity (Million bpd) Key Status/Trend
United States 18.4 Largest in G8; essentially flat capacity since 2024.
Russia 5.4 – 6.8 Second largest; runs currently impacted by sanctions and drone strikes.
Japan 3.1 Consolidating due to declining domestic demand.
Germany 2.1 Leading European refiner; shifting focus to low-carbon fuels.
Italy 1.8 Stable capacity for Mediterranean markets.
Canada 1.7 Largely focused on processing domestic oil sands.
France 1.2 Significant closures in

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:27 PM (oqH4h)

273 269 CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

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So only blacks will vote for blacks, Joan? Seems, I dunno ... racist.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

All those White folks who voted for Obama? Clearly they only voted for his White Half!

Damn crackers!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:27 PM (mP0Kj)

274 CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

Joan...A-Americans are what, 13 % of the population? Of that how many can vote? Maybe 7% ? Of those numbers I'd say the number of A-Americans in office well outpaces that number.. In other words... Shut the F' up...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (FtULh)

275 We are straight up living high on the hog as far as fuel prices go compared to the ROW and it's not even fucking close. How is this in question?

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (oqH4h)

276 After billions upon billions more is taken some other court will overturn this, for like 5 microseconds at which point another member of our black-robed politburo will just make the exact same ruling.
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The spice must flow.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (Dv3i1)

277 And if it's after, will all the votes be compared against the known 460,000 ineligible ones?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:15 PM (n7rxJ)

LOL right on as usual

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (vE0+H)

278 Even more--

Everyone has known that all this has been going on in inner cities, forever.

It was allowed because to try to clean it up made you a racist. Even worse is going on - tallies don't tallies, rolls are a mess, fraud, missing and "found" poll boxes, no chain of custody, etc. etc.

What the dems have done is take this fraud and spread it.

Centralized counting gives those very inner city fraud machines control. The electronic crap eliminates the oversight as it is all now centralized and in state government hands. The electronic vote books make it easier to add names and have them vote as needed to win.

Now they want to eliminate the EC, so that massive fraud in states they control will swamp out the other states, just as massive fraud in the cities already swamp out rural votes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (FPIaX)

279 Also the 1 D rep from TN (Memphis) is white as a damn ghost. Why won't the Memphis blacks elect a black? Cmon Joan why?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (YZ0Fo)

280 >>CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

She means Black Democrats.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (rOERL)

281 A federal judge in taxachusetts ruled today that Trump is not allowed to pause giving all of our money to immigrants and that immediately trump must allow every foreigner to raid our wallets. It is their sacred right as clearly established in the constitution.

After billions upon billions more is taken some other court will overturn this, for like 5 microseconds at which point another member of our black-robed politburo will just make the exact same ruling.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2026 04:20 PM

Forget it, Jake, it's Beantown.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (6vIY6)

282 So why is the DoJ suing and losing so far to a bunch of other states?

Posted by: The Crow at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (2qkZ/)

283 As I recall, Georgia had this very issue at the forefront of the 2020 election. There was automatic registration when you acquired or renewed your driver's license.

Probably related is that republicans were successful in eliminating a huge number of ineligible voters off the Georgia roll in 2023, but It was shown that these removed voters showed back up on the voter rolls in a period of months. It was concluded that the DMV (and various other government registration services participating) were just adding them back onto the list. So, the Replican legislature produced a bill to stop Motor Voter. I hadn't heard the result of that. Maybe someone here knows.

Posted by: Orson at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (dIske)

284 China is sorta close because they're dirty commies that buy sanctioned crude with a shadow fleet and their refined output is probably on the same quality as anything you can buy from Temu or wish.com.

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (oqH4h)

285
A federal judge in taxachusetts ruled today that Trump is not allowed to pause giving all of our money to immigrants and that immediately trump must allow every foreigner to raid our wallets. It is their sacred right as clearly established in the constitution.

After billions upon billions more is taken some other court will overturn this, for like 5 microseconds at which point another member of our black-robed politburo will just make the exact same ruling.
Posted by: banana Dream

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Once again, why was everyone crowing over some SCOTUS ruling against Boasberg or some other rogue judge? It was supposed to be the end of rogue judges overturning everything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (n7rxJ)

286 Joan...A-Americans are what, 13 % of the population? Of that how many can vote? Maybe 7% ? Of those numbers I'd say the number of A-Americans in office well outpaces that number.. In other words... Shut the F' up...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 04:28 PM (FtULh)

But.... but... at LEAST half of the US is Black, or Gay... or both! It's on TV and in Movies every day!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)

287 Whenever I hear or see the name Tom Fitton, I instantly think of Hattie McDaniels' line in GWTW:

"It ain't fittin'. It just ain't fittin'. Ain't fittin'."

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

288 Sorry to rant of vote security.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 30, 2026 04:30 PM (FPIaX)

289 >>Do you really think we don't have cheaper gas and diesel than France, Germany, the UK, Australia, Canada, etc?

Having been to all of them I know we do. But our prices should be significantly lower than theirs because we have a shitload more oil but we don't have the refining capacity we need to take advantage of it.

Nobody puts raw oil into their gas tank. It has to be refined and thanks to the environmental lobby new refineries have been killed in the crib for decades. Until now.

Don't take my word for it.

https://tinyurl.com/2jw22rpt

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)

290 Iran gets nuclear bombs then bombs it's neighbors. What will that do to gas prices? People should think about that.
Posted by: Case at April 30, 2026 04:19 PM (9lqZe)

That sounds like something a Jew would say. -- all the internet "thought leaders"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

291 "It ain't fittin'. It just ain't fittin'. Ain't fittin'."
Posted by: Bulg

Also heard from Stacy Abrams' tailor

Posted by: gKWVE at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

292 282 So why is the DoJ suing and losing so far to a bunch of other states?

Posted by: The Crow at April 30, 2026 04:29 PM (2qkZ/)

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The Judicial Watch lawsuits have been working for literally years. DOJ started their own batch about a year ago after Harmeet Dhillon took office.

Plus, you know, district judges are stupid and partisan. DOJ keeps winning on appeal.

And, much more differently from previous cycles...the DOJ started more than a year before the next election. Usually the DOJ does almost nothing and the RNC is filing lawsuits about 4 weeks before an election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (Y2NSe)

293 My 2015 Honda has about 130,000 KILOMETERS on it,
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't

My 4Runner has 250,000 on it and not kilometers but miles the way God intended.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (ndZc7)

294 So only blacks will vote for blacks, Joan? Seems, I dunno ... racist.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM

Oddly, MA once had a black Republican senator. How could that have happened? Eh, Joan?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (6vIY6)

295
Any American citizen has the right and standing to sue to remove individual ineligible voters from rolls. It's a long standing precedent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Huh. For some reason I thought that was one of those things that should be true, but isn't.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)

296 So my question is how do we know that they've done what they say they will or have done? I hope its not fire and forget after patting ourselves on the back.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 30, 2026 04:32 PM (VkY89)

297 I want every overweight and slouching federal agent at every G*damn polling location with clubs and mace. Add in MP7's why we're at it. DOJ lawyers should be there as well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (abIsI)

298 295 Huh. For some reason I thought that was one of those things that should be true, but isn't.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)

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You can look at the voter rolls in your jurisdiction and petition to have ineligible voters removed yourself. Doesn't even require a lawsuit. There should be online forms you can fill out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Y2NSe)

299 Tit pottery? I am so sheltered. I thought wanting to be told off by some leggy redhead made me weird but it turns out well yeah it turns out I'm pretty weird.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Mvg3c)

Don't sell yourself short. You're extremely weird.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (dK+Kv)

300 Having been to all of them I know we do. But our prices should be significantly lower than theirs because we have a shitload more oil but we don't have the refining capacity we need to take advantage of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)
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Look man I'm on team MOAR for sure but you're picking at nits right now.

The countries with cheaper gas than us are Indonesia, Russia, and Saudi fucking Arabia.

I'll take living in what's left of a free first-world nation in exchange for cheaper gas than all but three countries in the world. YMMV.

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (oqH4h)

301 The only thing that will stop Oregon from being Dem held is if the Cascadia Subduction Zone has a mega thrust quake
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 04:24 PM (gu0hJ)

For the most part Oregon is a blood red state with commie pockets. Clean the voter rolls and shit can mail in voting and the commies will never hold sway again. This despite the flood of California locust.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (tYGL3)

302 Uh.... since the GOP supposedly runs Congress...

Why can't they pass a law saying that as State voter roles do affect Federal Elections, that the Feds should be able to at least SEE the voter roles that affect Federal elections?

Because how can CONGRESS vote to accept an Electoral College voter result, if they can't even see who voted for said Electors?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (mP0Kj)

303 Nood. Weaponry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

304
these removed voters showed back up on the voter rolls in a period of months.

Posted by: Orson

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Another of my cynical musings answered.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)

305 CNN chief Supreme Court analyst Joan Biskupic says it’s not “hyperbole” to say the six Supreme Court justices in the Louisiana case have chosen to diminish the ability for African-Americans to assume elected office...

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Also, Trump said "pussy."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 30, 2026 04:34 PM (ndZc7)

306 Germany's gasoline price is roughly 2.5x ours. If that's not "significantly lower" in your book then I'd just say you have outsized expectations.

Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:34 PM (oqH4h)

307 >>Do you really think we don't have cheaper gas and diesel than France, Germany, the UK, Australia, Canada, etc?

Yes we do. Even with the confiscatory taxes most states charge.

Our capacity to pump oil and reserves protects us from most of the market fluctuations. Even with respect to GDP, the current price drag for us will probably be between .03 - 05 in Q3. For other nations it will be greater.

Posted by: The Crow at April 30, 2026 04:35 PM (2qkZ/)

308 Neither did all the fraud, Erin.

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Minnesota State Sen.
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"It is despicable and unacceptable, and the people in Congress, the Republicans in Congress and White House who made this happen, will get to report back to their billionaire CEO donors that they did the job, while Minnesotans get sicker and go hungry and potentially die. We are doing everything we can as Senate DFLers to soften the blow, but let's be real: This is a gut punch, and it didn't have to happen."

Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 04:36 PM (kX27y)

309 >>> 800,000 Ineligible Voters from Its Voter Rolls -- Nearly One Quarter of All Eligible Voters

Whoa!
I bet almost all are racist rethuglicans, in the country illegally, engage in political violence, and vote in multiple districts.
... and 'harvest' votes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 30, 2026 04:36 PM (/lPRQ)

310 Oddly, MA once had a black Republican senator. How could that have happened? Eh, Joan?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2026 04:31 PM (6vIY6)
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And he was yum-yum good in bed too!

Posted by: Baba Wa-Wa, his second squeeze for fifteen years at April 30, 2026 04:36 PM (yd8vn)

311 ======

So only blacks will vote for blacks, Joan? Seems, I dunno ... racist.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 04:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

That's very racist of you to point that out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

312 All right after Venezuela became an American vassal state for its vast energy reserves.

Damn...that Trump got lucky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 04:23 PM (Y2NSe)

Russian, Venezuelan and Iranian oil was under restriction, unable to be sold in the marketplace. This was enforced by the USN. So it was sold illegally, at the discount rate that embargoed oil can get, mostly by China.

The US Navy was enforcing a situation where China was getting extra cheap oil, who then used it for their own industries and sold the excess AT MARKET PRICES to places like California.

This is what is pissing me off this month.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)

313 Had to get gas to get home, $4.50

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

314 800,000 mail in ballots floating around for ineligible and deceased voters is essential for defending our democracy.

Posted by: Bar-cracky at April 30, 2026 04:38 PM (wGerL)

315 >> "It is despicable and unacceptable, and the people in Congress, the Republicans in Congress and White House who made this happen

Blow me.

Posted by: The Crow at April 30, 2026 04:38 PM (2qkZ/)

316 >>Look man I'm on team MOAR for sure but you're picking at nits right now.

No, I'm absolutely not. I'm pointing the problem that is causing our current prices to be higher than they could be despite the war in Iran.

We can't refine a lot of the oil we currently pump because we haven't been build refineries at the same pace we have been discovering and pumping new oil including shale oil.

This has been a long known problem in the oil and gas industry not something that just happened. We have a surplus of oil, we are a net exporter, but lack of refinery capacity has been a long identified and fought over problem. 50 fucking years is a long time to go without a new refinery when the population of the US has grown significantly in the same amount of time.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)

317 Posted by: ballistic at April 30, 2026 04:33 PM (oqH4h)

I've never been able to figure out why an Oil company, that has its own wells, owns a refinery, and sells at its own stations... has prices even affected by the futures market, or what is happening overseas.

It seems like if own the whole supply chain... folks from OPEC could pound sand...

I'm not saying don't make a profit... but we're allowing other folks to cause instability in our system.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

318 We live in an instant gratification world now. People really don't give a f*ck that fuel prices will be lower in 6 months. They give a f*ck about the lifestyle changes they have to make NOW because of today's fuel prices.

Like it or not, that's how most people are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

319 Why does Grok assume all 3.41 million adults in Oregon are all citizens?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 30, 2026 04:41 PM (aCpRC)

320 Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)

Russian citizens probably LOVE the embargo.

They have oil. They have refineries. And the US Navy is shielding the citizen from the Oligarch selling Russian Gas to other countries to maximize profits.

Thus, lower gas prices in Russia.

Shit! Can we get someone to enforce an embargo on US????

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2026 04:41 PM (mP0Kj)

321 Nood. Second call. If you don't come over you'll miss it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2026 04:42 PM (ExV1e)

322 Interesting that the story is not mentioned on the landing page of the Oregonian, the state's largest newspaper.

https://www.oregonlive.com/

Posted by: zonedar at April 30, 2026 04:45 PM (RLrlQ)

323 {waves at Polliwog}

Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2026 04:47 PM (80oeU)

324 Judicial Watch needs to file a lawsuit against NC and it's voter registration list.

Posted by: Legit voter at April 30, 2026 04:47 PM (Uy/WF)

325 And this is true.

North Texas and Unleaded is $4.00 now.

Middle class won't gloss that over.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Was 4.91 on 6-8-2022 under Biden in NJ. Been keeping a n Excel database since December 2005. Exxon was 3.99 yesterday in our neck of the woods.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 30, 2026 05:00 PM (5xuJ/)

326 Now do it in neighboring WA.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 30, 2026 05:01 PM (uY1j2)

327 What a scam Motor Voter ~~became~~ was designed to be.

FIFY

Posted by: GWB at April 30, 2026 05:06 PM (D4VUo)

328 safe bet that Oregon elects its first Republican governor in 50 years this fall. Chris Dudley. Not kidding, that's how bad Portland has gotten

Posted by: Gone-dee at April 30, 2026 05:10 PM (W+TLY)

329 Fake voters and loose integrity laws are how Democrats cheat.
https://howdemscheat.tiiny.site

Posted by: Martin Knight at April 30, 2026 05:28 PM (vWu28)

330 Worse - if you have mail in voting, then ballots go out to all 800,000 ineligible voters.

But no possible way 10% (80,000) would take advantage and vote.

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