A Muslim Immigrant Goes on Stabbing Spree in Jewish Neighborhood in the UK

Did I say "Muslim immigrant"? I'm sorry, the propaganda media prefers the term "British national born in Somalia." In other words a foreign invader permitted to come to the UK and given a passport to commit jihad.

I saw this yesterday but I didn't post it because, as usual, they were hiding the identity of the terrorist. Identity is the most important thing until an identity favored by the left shoots up a church or school or goes on a stabbing spree.

John Sexton quoting Islamic State Media the BBC:

The two men, aged 76 and 34, were treated at the scene and are now in a stable condition in hospital, the Metropolitan Police said.
A 45-year-old man, a British national born in Somalia, was Tasered by police before being arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, the force said. The suspect is now in custody...
The Met said its officers responded at 11:16 BST on Wednesday after receiving reports that people had been stabbed in Highfield Avenue, which runs off Golders Green Road.
The suspect also attempted to stab the attending officers, the Met said, but none were injured.

Apparently the usual suspects are whining that the British National was kicked when he was on the ground, but that's because, see, he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.

WARNING GRAPHIC FOOTAGE

Earlier today, there was a terror attack in Golders Green, a heavily Jewish neighborhood in London. 2 Jews were stabbed.

During the attack, UK Israelis driving by warned Jews to flee from the terrorist who was approaching from behind them. pic.twitter.com/tKxQaJnZzk
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) April 29, 2026

Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM

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1 I'll let the others know this one is live.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (O7YUW)

2 Eebidy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (xvhJH)

3 Nope.

Posted by: RNC at April 30, 2026 12:28 PM (9CBNQ)

4 15 eggs... Must be hungry

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (FtULh)

5 Archimedes notified people first in the rant thread. Well done.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (O7YUW)

6 Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DAHAFMFFQlkI

So, one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (Y2NSe)

7 When the story makes it to Netflix, it will be a Tommy Robinson clone.

Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (98kQX)

8 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Mvg3c)

9 Is a passport to commit jihad like a double-0 license to kill?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

10 15 eggs and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (xvhJH)

11 During the attack, UK Israelis driving by warned Jews to flee from the terrorist who was approaching from behind them.

They missed a really good opportunity to run this loon over with their car. Then back up and do it again. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

12 8 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Mvg3c)

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He was mad about Brexit. This is really Nigel Farage's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Y2NSe)

13 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (DfAB9)

14 he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.

Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (d33KV)

15 Think I read that a civilian had to help take him down after he was tased.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

16 I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM

See, cold crambled eggs are not the way I like my eggs...they just don't warm well...

Although I guess if you pile something wet on them (like salsa in a burrito), you can ignore the rewarmed texture and dryness.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)

17 >>Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

Ace, tankdemon will be envious of this excuse.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)

18 Religion of peace committing a mostly peaceful stabbing. I have to laugh at the boobs at the BBC that think they're fooling anybody as they dance around saying the word "muslim" when reporting on their extensive crimes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (qBdHI)

19 Ace can eat 15 eggs.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

20 Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

That's not how you do it. And it's 50, not 15.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

21 and my s key wanted to rebel...sigh...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)

22 20 Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

That's not how you do it. And it's 50, not 15.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

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Francis ate 100 peeps in 1 hour. More impressive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y2NSe)

23 Of course he was "known to police," "had a long hisotry of vilent criumes," "was on a terror watch list," was "mentally ill," and yet despite all this WS WALKING AROUND FREE AS A BIRD, unjailed and unmonitored. Because, well, because he is a holoe Muslim.

Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Av6i5)

24 The crows will appreciate the upgrade to scrambled eggs.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (VEBh1)

25 I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

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Why ???

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)

26 And what did the Muslim Mayor of London say about it? Anything?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Yl2Ob)

27 I said this yesterday and I'll say it again today:

The officer doing the kicking will be in prison before the Muslim doing the stabbing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iNUL3)

28
Yeah, quail eggs take forever.

Posted by: Auspex at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (DECkL)

29 27 I said this yesterday and I'll say it again today:

The officer doing the kicking will be in prison before the Muslim doing the stabbing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iNUL3)

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Well, yeah.

It's England.

The Muslim will be an MP before the end of the year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y2NSe)

30 I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs)
.......

What about the price of those things!!!?

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (UjdFS)

31 He is just doing the work that the English won't do, which is speeding the process of replacement that the government is desperate to accomplish.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (0U5gm)

32
A Muslim Immigrant Goes on Stabbing Spree in Jewish Neighborhood in the UK

_________

Wot, again?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (vEZeu)

33 Because, well, because he is a holoe Muslim.

Holoe? Is that like a haole?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

34 Read they at least arrested the Jihadist but a little too late to stop these attacks.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (DfAB9)

35 They missed a really good opportunity to run this loon over with their car. Then back up and do it again. Repeatedly.

The UK government would've given anyone who does that public execution by firing squad.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2026 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

36 Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM

You have a long way to go before we can call you "Cool Hand Ace"

Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (FenX4)

37
American cops would have shot him.

Posted by: He Had a Knife at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (VWtfl)

38 They missed a really good opportunity to run this loon over with their car. Then back up and do it again. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

Plant a drive wheel on his junk, and do a brake stand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (utfVc)

39 To eat ? All of them at the same time? Is this Tamagoyaki?

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)

40 NYPost:
Defense attorneys claimed that Allen, 31, was not prepared to carry out a mass shooting in the room where Trump, first lady Melania and most of the top members of the administration were in attendance — because he had a pump-action shotgun.

“Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,” they wrote in an 11-page filing on Thursday.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM (O7XEN)

41 I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.
==

Why ???

Well, mostly because eggs have a low rate of thermal diffusion. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

42 15 Think I read that a civilian had to help take him down after he was tased.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (YZ0F

Indeed.. Watched it on Tousi... He got the knife out of his hand... The cops are not armed.. Only have tasers....Looked kind of lost.. I read the Jews have their own security that patrol's there and I believe he was one of them...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (FtULh)

43 Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)

Scrambled freezes terribly but if you just do the egg whites like patties they freeze and reheat for a McMuffin type thing VERY well. I put them on my homemade toasted English muffins with other things then wrap them in foil for a minute. Damn.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Mvg3c)

44 More right-wing political violence. When will it end??!!

Posted by: Common sense Somali control at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

45 Whatever, it's a Muslim country, atrocities against infidels in Muslim countries aren't news, just daily life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (ueKDu)

46 That's not how you do it. And it's 50, not 15.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke
________

Related - people arguing Iran is winning reminds me of the fight between Luke and Dragline.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (XvL8K)

47 I saw Crambled Eggs open for Ot Tuna in 1977

Posted by: Doof at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (FenX4)

48 Keir Starmer says he will not rest until his administration gets to the bottom of what the Jews did to deserve it.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Mvg3c)

49 he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.

Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Never kick. Always stomp. Head has no place to go with a stomp.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (C732X)

50 ANAZI DID IT!

Posted by: SPLC at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (4KUe5)

51
44 More right-wing political violence. When will it end??!!

Posted by: Common sense Somali control at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

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The police are right wing because they represent the force of the state (which leftists are against). The Muslim is a social conservative since he doesn't think gays should marry.

It's really just right on right violence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Y2NSe)

52 I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs)

--

That's a lot of eggs! It reminds me of a black comedian I once saw and he had me rolling with laughter at how his grandma would freeze everything that wasn't eaten. He'd go to her house and she'd pull out the frozen scrambled eggs she'd saved in foil and reheat them. His description of how unappealing it all was had tears streaming down my face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

53 Had been out in the shop sanding, guess I should go get all the saw dust off me now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (YZ0Fo)

54 I am looking at the economic model. The idea is that the billionaires and millionaires will pay for everything, and the rest of the population gets replaced by tribal jihadists.

I guess as long as the political class get to keep their jobs, they are fine with it. I don't see how the welfare state survives, even with a 80% tax rate and a wealth tax.

Maybe my financial training is missing something.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (0U5gm)

55 I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

The crows refused to become friends, so Ace decided to wipe them out, starting with the offspring. Very biblical.

Posted by: far cry at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (wBRco)

56 The Muslim is a social conservative since he doesn't think gays should marry.

It's really just right on right violence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (Y2NSe)

He also believes in banging kids, though, so...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)

57 43 Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)

Scrambled freezes terribly but if you just do the egg whites like patties they freeze and reheat for a McMuffin type thing VERY well. I put them on my homemade toasted English muffins with other things then wrap them in foil for a minute. Damn.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Mvg3c)

See, you need to tell this to Ace b/c he did the scrambling.

If I were batchcooking 15 eggs, I'd always go hardboiled...keeps for a week+ in the fridge - usable for many things (egg salad, deviled eggs, chopped egg salad topping, ramen add, etc)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)

58 Guys...the left understand us more than we even understand ourselves:

https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/
2049520358374465552

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Y2NSe)

59 > Never kick. Always stomp. Head has no place to go with a stomp.
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Yea, there's a reason the term "curb stomp" has significance. It's also a technique.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (jehhT)

60 The police are right wing because they represent the force of the state (which leftists are against). The Muslim is a social conservative since he doesn't think gays should marry.

It's really just right on right violence.

By our count, that's 5476 incidents of right-wing violence.

Posted by: SPLC at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

61 Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

Nice

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Mvg3c)

62 Muslims-your fat wife for the wintertime, a small boy for the summertime. Something I thunk I read somewhere.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:37 PM (zQoHA)

63 56 He also believes in banging kids, though, so...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)

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"That's just their culture, and I don't think it even happens so who cares?"
-AWFL who has made Epstein the central pillar of her political philosophy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Y2NSe)

64 60
By our count, that's 5476 incidents of right-wing violence.

Posted by: SPLC at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

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No one cares what you say anymore since your $800 million in assets were frozen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Y2NSe)

65 See, you need to tell this to Ace b/c he did the scrambling.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)

I'm just sort of talking to anyone who will listen.

Don't judge me I was born this way.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Mvg3c)

66 apropos..."Great to meet Spanish PM Pedro Sanchez in Madrid. At a time when too many leaders are looking the other way, it matters that we stand together. We discussed Gaza, Europe & the shared values that unite London & Spain." Yep, shared values between Islamist mayor of London's Khan and Champagne National Socialist Pedro Sanchez. Islamo-Nazis of the world Unite!

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)

67 Tv miniseries based on this attack pitch: A local white teen, angry about blacks moving into his neighborhood teams up with his Jewish pal to stab the Somali honor students at his school.

*this is how they whitewashed the true crime tv series “Adolescence”

Posted by: BBC at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5)

68 Somalis seem to be savages. Thieves, rapers, fraudsters, pirates, and dumb. Why would any country want these losers?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)

69 49 he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.

Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Never kick. Always stomp. Head has no place to go with a stomp.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2026 12:35 PM (C732X)

And then, as always, restomp the groin.

Posted by: Master Ken at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

70 Let's talk about your blade. It suffered a bit of rolling on the edge during the Jew slice. Overall, sir, your weapon will keeeeel.

Posted by: Doug Mercaida at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (2UnvF)

71 Afternoon everyone. Longtime no comment.

I'll refrain from saying what I'd like about this particular attack, but I will say "ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain" is a perfect description for that miserable hag.

Got a good laugh out of that.

Posted by: Brando at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (NyPaV)

72 Islam must be destroyed.

Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (6Uni8)

73 Bet you can’t eat 59 eggs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (1D2Ie)

74 Isn't King Chuck visiting with Trump. Probably looking for a bug out hide out. When you need king size real estate; go with the best.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (9X60i)

75
I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

____________

That's how they captured the Marquis de Condorcet during the French Revolution. Fleeing Paris, he came across a rustic inn and asked for an omelet from a dozen eggs. He was arrested soon after and died in jail a couple of days later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (vEZeu)

76 Remember how little the Left cared about Epstein for decades until they were told one day it would "get Trump"?

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (Mvg3c)

77 65 See, you need to tell this to Ace b/c he did the scrambling.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)

I'm just sort of talking to anyone who will listen.

Don't judge me I was born this way.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (Mvg3c)

This is the HQ. Nobody " listens". At most we use the others as convenient foils.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:39 PM (zQoHA)

78 sn't King Chuck visiting with Trump. Probably looking for a bug out hide out. When you need king size real estate; go with the best.
Posted by: Going deep

Pretty sure they are in VA today.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (YZ0Fo)

79 68 Somalis seem to be savages. Thieves, rapers, fraudsters, pirates, and dumb. Why would any country want these losers?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)

Because corrupt leadership wants them to do all those things to the citizenry.

Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (6Uni8)

80 That Somali guy REALLY NEEDS to be in Parliament.

-with his knife
-no security
-locked doors
-a bounty for every head

Posted by: Stateless at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)

81 The incredible edible egg!

Posted by: Unsolicited endorsement at April 30, 2026 12:40 PM (2Ez/1)

82 I hope you threw a couple cans of Spam in with those eggs.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:41 PM (UjdFS)

83 I saw Batch Cooked open for limp Biskit in 2002 at the Bayou in DC.

Posted by: BBC at April 30, 2026 12:41 PM (4KUe5)

84 During the attack, UK Israelis driving by warned Jews to flee from the terrorist who was approaching from behind them.
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Has Starmer arrested those people for a hate crime yet?

You mean the ones warning, or the ones fleeing?

Yes.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (Mvg3c)

85 I thought Chuck went up to NYC to meet with Momdani.

Probably looking for decorating tips for when he converts St. Paul's into a mosque.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

86 Anyone been to Germany? They imported a lot of Turkish folks 30 years ago that are all conveniently 'less than' German.

Are they doing the same with the recent savages?

I'm unclear on whether or not the EU countries are giving them rights and benies or just letting them live there in their own little ghettos.

Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (XOmY9)

87 Afternoon Ace.
I'm sure the Muzzie Mayor of Londonistan will "just an overweight man working off pounds with jogging and swordplay"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

88
40 NYPost:
Defense attorneys claimed that Allen, 31, was not prepared to carry out a mass shooting in the room where Trump, first lady Melania and most of the top members of the administration were in attendance — because he had a pump-action shotgun.

“Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,” they wrote in an 11-page filing on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2026 12:33 PM

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The good news is, the defense is admitting they've got nothing.

Maybe they can append that to their case -- "Defendant is at a structural disadvantage because we've got nothing."

"And humiliating photos of him naked on the floor were released."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (VWtfl)

89 Also, that's a lot of eggs.

Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (XOmY9)

90 We are searching for a reason for such a senseless act

Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (baPXJ)

91 Maryland Native

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Mvg3c)

92 It’s disgusting but that footage was not graphic…. I barely knew what I was watching

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (+gA9j)

93
Somebody should have hit him with their car, except the British government would have charged them with a hate crime and he'd have been treated worse than the foreign stabber.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (IifOV)

94 89 Also, that's a lot of eggs.
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (XOmY9)

Pfft!

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

95 If the Dems have their way, we won't be any better than the Brits.

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Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

96 87 Afternoon Ace.
I'm sure the Muzzie Mayor of Londonistan will "just an overweight man working off pounds with jogging and swordplay"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

Don't know what he had to say but the police chief conveniently told us he was known to them with a history of violent behavior and the ever popular "Mental problems."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (FtULh)

97 Those fuckin eggs...

Posted by: YOHAN THE LIBRARIAN at April 30, 2026 12:44 PM (3TalN)

98 Recruit him s'il vous plait.

Posted by: Canadian Military at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (abIsI)

99 I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

That would make one heck of a big breakfast burrito. Mmmmm

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (IifOV)

100 Also, that's a lot of eggs.
Posted by: MJ
......

Wait until the farting starts.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (UjdFS)

101 Oi! You got a loicense for that blade?? You do? Well, roight then, carry on with yer stabbin'.

Posted by: The Bobbies at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (cZMme)

102 I'm unclear on whether or not the EU countries are giving them rights and benies or just letting them live there in their own little ghettos.
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2026 12:42 PM (XOmY9)

They are parasites. Parasites go where there is blood to suck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:45 PM (utfVc)

103 7 When the story makes it to Netflix, it will be a Tommy Robinson clone.
Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2026 12:29 PM (98kQX)

Indeed, just like they did with "Adolescence". And then this new show will be required viewing for all school children and idiots like Starmer will treat it like it's the new Bible.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (dxOna)

104 I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.
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Why do you want to eat pre-cooked eggs?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)

105 Anyone been to Germany? They imported a lot of Turkish folks 30 years ago that are all conveniently 'less than' German.
Posted by: MJ

When I was stationed in Turkey in the early 90s, a lot of young Turkish men who had grown up in Germany were returning to Turkey. They spoke German better than they spoke Turkish.

Bet that's not the case now.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

106 They could have shot him... you know, if they had guns instead of being emasculated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

107 Kamala says the Jews need to made to pay reparations for the resulting knife sharpening.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (Mvg3c)

108 They are really going to use his poor choice of gun to say he had no intention of a mass shooting?

I easy that, given the room was primarily filled with journalists who are intentionally ignorant on gun stuff, that the gun choice did not mao. I mean, did it have an assault magazine or the thing that goes up? Chilling!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)

109 Don't know what he had to say but the police chief conveniently told us he was known to them with a history of violent behavior and the ever popular "Mental problems."
Posted by: It's me donna

And made sure to say that violence comes from both sides.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

110 @96 at some point it's going to dawn on people that being a Muslim is a"mental problem"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (gu0hJ)

111 The Met said its officers ~~responded~~ fled in terror at 11:16 BST on Wednesday after receiving reports that people had been stabbed in Highfield Avenue, which runs off Golders Green Road.
====

Fixed for accuracy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (RIvkX)

112 Why do you want to eat pre-cooked eggs?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)

No accidental balut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

113 “Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,”

By that criterion, Ted Kaczynski and Ted Bundy should have been granted bail.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

114 Kicking the ribs is a great way to get someone’s attention. Then do some stomping. I’m

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (1D2Ie)

115 "Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while."

Is this Ace flexing on us that he's really Gaston from Beauty and the Beast?

"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!".

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (dxOna)

116 I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs

I don't know what to do with those.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (wBRco)

117 It's Thursday. Some Muslin's get stabby on Thursday.

Posted by: Emily Latella at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (anL5R)

118 I remember when late for Ace meant he didn't get the first post up until 2:30, after at least one emergency open thread with the ewok signal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Y2NSe)

119 This is the HQ. Nobody " listens". At most we use the others as convenient foils.

This comment reminds of the time...

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (vTZFs)

120 Interesting fact about eggs...
Check the price of jumbo eggs. They're usually cheaper than large eggs. No idea why.

Also, don't buy those jumbo eggs from big commercial stores. The yolks are often smaller than standard large eggs and the entire egg tastes like nothing but whites.

We're getting seriously shafted by large egg producers.

Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (80oeU)

121 LutherJello with fruit and stuff in it

Muslims: unprovoked stabbing attacks

Pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (bv1ic)

122 108 They are really going to use his poor choice of gun to say he had no intention of a mass shooting?

Ooops... Maybe he shouldn't have released his "manifesto" clearly laying out who he intended to not shoot with the wrong gun....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (FtULh)

123 Allahu Akbar Eleven: Electric Boogaloo

~ Ilhan Omar

Posted by: one hour sober at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

124 Ace must be hosting a brunch for 6 friends.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (UjdFS)

125 By that criterion, Ted Kaczynski and Ted Bundy should have been granted bail.
Posted by: Archimede

Woulda saved Bundy the headache of escaping.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

126 Speaking about Cool Hand Luke, Joy Harmon, who washed that car in CHL, passed away two weeks ago.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (C/hTy)

127 15 eggs? Did Ron Swanson come over?

https://youtu.be/HrIeP798hiQ?si=oQkxS_GFRpr6tSqX

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (We5PL)

128 They are really going to use his poor choice of gun to say he had no intention of a mass shooting?

I easy that, given the room was primarily filled with journalists who are intentionally ignorant on gun stuff, that the gun choice did not mao. I mean, did it have an assault magazine or the thing that goes up? Chilling!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)

Actually, dickwad's "manifesto" explains why he chose a shotgun, and chose to use buckshot rather than slugs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (utfVc)

129 Did they set up a perimeter? You should always set up a perimeter.

Posted by: Uvalde Police at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (2UnvF)

130 We're getting seriously shafted by large egg producers.
Posted by: creeper

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Big Egg at April 30, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

131 We're getting seriously shafted by large egg producers.

Typical behavior from Big Ova.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

132 120 Interesting fact about eggs...
Check the price of jumbo eggs. They're usually cheaper than large eggs. No idea why.

Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (80oeU)

Supply and demand. Most recipes and most simple to make boxed/bagged items which call for eggs always use the large size. So, more folks want those size than any other egg.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 30, 2026 12:50 PM (tOcjL)

133 124 Ace must be hosting a brunch for 6 friends.

*ponders if I have 6 friends to host for brunch*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

134 Posted by: creeper at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (80oeU)

Creeper! Long time, no read.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (lFFaq)

135 We're getting seriously shafted by large egg producers.
Posted by: creeper

That sounds completely backwards.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)

136 119 This is the HQ. Nobody " listens". At most we use the others as convenient foils.

This comment reminds of the time...
Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2026 12:48 PM (vTZFs)

The preponderance of AI images when you do a search is annoying.

https://tinyurl.com/vxypy2u6

Razor sharp hips.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (bss/y)

137 “Mr. Allen has no criminal history — not even prior arrests, which alone would rebut the presumption of detention,” they wrote in an 11-page filing on Thursday."

Well heck, he wrote a detailed manifesto of his gripes and plans to kill the President, tried to break into the room where the President was seated, fired a pump action shotgun...

seems like a slam dunk for release on his own recognizance, with perhaps the court's apology for his having to spend a few days locked up.

Posted by: RM at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (n/1Oj)

138
Mom asks little Johnny what he wants for breakfast and he says "I want fuckin eggs"

The dad gives him a huge smack on the back of the head.

Comes down the next morning and Mom asks Johnny what he wants for breakfast. And he says "I want fuckin eggs!".

The dad thwacks Johnny even harder and knocks him to the ground.

Next morning he comes down and the mom asks what he wants for breakfast. His dad looks at him. And Johnny says, "Not fuckin eggs!"

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (Mvg3c)

139 Jumbo eggs are too much like work.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (utfVc)

140 You have no right to defend yourself in the UK.

Burn, fuckers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

141 133 124 Ace must be hosting a brunch for 6 friends.

*ponders if I have 6 friends to host for brunch*
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

More brunch for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

142 Piers Morgan says he doesn't see any Muslim problem in London.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

143
He should have brought a blunderbuss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (vEZeu)

144 It's just their culture. Who are we to judge.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Mvg3c)

145 87 I'm sure the Muzzie Mayor of Londonistan will "just an overweight man working off pounds with jogging and swordplay"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

Not necessarily. Arab and Desi (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh) Muslims hate Sub-Saharan Africans, even if they are Muslim.

Posted by: XTC at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (6Uni8)

146
The preponderance of AI images when you do a search is annoying.

https://tinyurl.com/vxypy2u6

Razor sharp hips.

She appears to have met a Bornean head shrinker.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

147 Muslim

It just sounds like a rodent that should be eaten by birds

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (61TgR)

148 Can't make an omelet without breaking a few half-dozen eggs.

Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Caveman Artist at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (cKhu0)

149 Piers Morgan says he doesn't see any Muslim problem in London.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

Because Muslims are in charge of London.

To Piers, that's not a problem.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (iNUL3)

150 Somalis seem to be savages. Thieves, rapers, fraudsters, pirates, and dumb. Why would any country want these losers?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)

Because a country is governed by a hostile occupying colony of Acelans who want to profit from a Somalian presence financially and politically, while enjoying the added benefit of watching their hated subject classes be robbed, raped, defrauded and murdered by their imported homunculus revenants?

Just spitballing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (ueKDu)

151 142 Piers Morgan says he doesn't see any Muslim problem in London.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

More fodder for his wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

152 Female JP Morgan exec facing lawsuit for making male subordinate "sex slave"

https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

153 Piers Morgan says he doesn't see any Muslim problem in London.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

He doesn't see a problem with having a dick up his ass, either. Offhand, I'd say he has bad eyesight.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (utfVc)

154 Under Two-Tier Keir, the knifeman will get a slap on the wrist, while native Britons will be afraid to post on social media that his behavior reflects on Somalis and should be accounted for in immigration policy, since they could face more serious consequences than an attempted murderer for saying what everyone is thinking.

Posted by: SciVo at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (Sy6m/)

155 Whoever has a snapshot of the internet pre-2022 is set to make bank

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (Mvg3c)

156 There was an episode of The Amazing Race where one of the challenges was to eat an ostrich egg. That was a lot of egg.

Posted by: far cry at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (wBRco)

157 He should have brought a blunderbuss.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I wonder if they still make blunderbusses, for historical reenactments and such.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

158 Piers is NOT a common boys name down here in Southern Mo.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Gqar8)

159 NYC Mayor Mamdani Declares “Historic” Budget Crisis, Begs State for Bailout

-
I saw a headline the other day, what with the AI available today, we can finally do communism right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (bv1ic)

160 Female JP Morgan exec facing lawsuit for making male subordinate "sex slave"

https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y

And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

161 I can't believe the cops would taze the perp so close to the anniversary of St George's death.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (k1E2D)

162 49 he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.

Kicking him is not enough, a broken larynx would be appropriate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

A power knee drop to the sternum can have lasting effect

Posted by: javems at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (zFsEm)

163 NYC Mayor Mamdani Declares “Historic” Budget Crisis, Begs State for Bailout

Governor Hochul has already told him to GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

164 I'm sorry, the propaganda media prefers the term "British national born in Somalia."

Also know as London man.

Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (GUOwU)

165 >>>Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

>Now bake some taters and then make home fries. Breakfast burritos. I don't like cooking every meal before I eat it. I'm lazy that way. I like to do some food prep for future meals without going koo-koo-bananas because reheating does modify the texture.

Maybe you can get one of those Somali muslim fellas to chop some onions?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Fbc0I)

166 The good news is, the defense is admitting they've got nothing.

Maybe they can append that to their case -- "Defendant is at a structural disadvantage because we've got nothing."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Your Honor, I object!

And why is that, Mr. Reede?

Because it's devastating to my case!

Overruled.

Good call!

Posted by: mikeski has seen this movie before at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (VHUov)

167 A power knee drop to the sternum can have lasting effect
Posted by: javems at

I'd have given the big leg drop.
-The Hulkster

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

168 163 NYC Mayor Mamdani Declares “Historic” Budget Crisis, Begs State for Bailout

Governor Hochul has already told him to GFY.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

Time to kick off the Jizya.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Gqar8)

169 And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes

Unfortunately, I don't see any pics. But the headline describes her as "glamorous."

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

170 160 Female JP Morgan exec facing lawsuit for making male subordinate "sex slave"

https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y

And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

I like that they put 'glamourous' in her caption. LOL. Slaver, but 'glamourous.'

She looks like Amy Poehler(sp?) from Parks and Rec.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

171 First! It is the will of Allah!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Vpqw1)

172 163 NYC Mayor Mamdani Declares “Historic” Budget Crisis, Begs State for Bailout

Governor Hochul has already told him to GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Timeline until he defunds the police pensions and asks for volunteer neighborhood patrols to look after public safety? All of the patrols, of course, have to be approved by the city and will have diversity guidelines for who gets to be in them.

1. Muslim.
2. White Karen.
...
593. White, straight male over 5'9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Y2NSe)

173 Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

I checked because reasons but the Daily Mail are so low rent. Headline calls her "Glamorous". I swear we live in hell.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Mvg3c)

174 170 160 Female JP Morgan exec facing lawsuit for making male subordinate "sex slave"

https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y

And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

I like that they put 'glamourous' in her caption. LOL. Slaver, but 'glamourous.'

She looks like Amy Poehler(sp?) from Parks and Rec.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

I don't do BDSM but I'd fuck her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

175 https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y

And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.
Posted by: Archimedes
.......

Things could be a lot worse.

Posted by: Big Egg at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)

176 Glamorous amirite

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (Mvg3c)

177 During the attack, UK Israelis driving by warned Jews to flee from the terrorist who was approaching from behind them.

If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

178 I expected her to look like Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Mvg3c)

179 173 Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

I checked because reasons but the Daily Mail are so low rent. Headline calls her "Glamorous". I swear we live in hell.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Mvg3c)

“Glamorous”. Has all of her appendages and does not weigh 25 stone.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar8)

180 A 45-year-old man, a British national born in Somalia

He's just stabbing the Jews native Brits won't. Really it is an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

181 But back on topic, I do like eggs. One of the good parts of the South Beach Diet. Meat and eggs and cheese....good filling meal.

Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

182 The glamorous lady doesn't do S&M either. She does S.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (Mvg3c)

183 179 weigh 25 stone.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar

======

*meme of three fingers from Inglourious Basterds*

tubal is British!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (Y2NSe)

184 Did the police arrest the hyper evil apes and pigs for being born, assaulting a SWEETHEART immigrant, looking at him wrong, among other crimes?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (E6xSb)

185 Gotta deport these muslims, the incident way back in 2008 should have done the trick. And Prevent is useless.
------------------
The man suspected of stabbing two Jewish people in Golders Green has been named as Essa Suleiman.

Suleiman, 45, a Somali-born British national, was arrested on Wednesday after Shloime Rand, 34, and Moshe Ben Baila, named locally as Moshe Shine, 76, were attacked by a knifeman.

Police have confirmed the suspect is a 45-year-old Somali-born British national with a history of 'serious violence and mental health issues', who first came to the UK legally in the 1990s.

He was referred to the government's anti-extremism programme Prevent in 2020, but the case was closed later that year. It is understood Suleiman, previously of Camberwell, is a Somali translator who once worked as a school security guard.

In 2008, Suleiman was accused of attacking a police officer and his dog, leaving the officer with injuries that kept him off work for five months.

Posted by: beckster at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (kX27y)

186 The suspect was kicked because we felt the need to communicate in his native language

Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (baPXJ)

187 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (QX6xo)

188 181 But back on topic, I do like eggs. One of the good parts of the South Beach Diet. Meat and eggs and cheese....good filling meal.

Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

Old Man Smell - you should pitch that to Gwyneth.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar8)

189 180 A 45-year-old man, a British national born in Somalia

He's just stabbing the Jews native Brits won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 30, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm
Infected with Islam. Only one cure.

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (uDa2+)

190 And, of course, all the males have left to check out her hotness, and consider a life as a sex slave.

I can fix her.

Posted by: I'm Rick James, Bitch at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

191 Imagine how gassy Mr. O'Spades will be a little later this afternoon...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (affD0)

192 Welcome to your islhamic future, Brits. Enjoy!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (QX6xo)

193 Defense Lawyer creative: the defendant was merely involved in live action role playing. His manifesto was written in a light hearted comedic style filled with hyperbole and obviously meant as a joke. The mere fact that he sprinted past security with loaded weapons was simply a part of his "act" and playing his role. In reality, he meant to enter the ballroom and loudly shout out his displeasure in the style of a lefty protestor, whom he was apeing. As such, he is no threat, merely misunderstood and should not be detained.

Posted by: not better call Saul at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (anL5R)

194 He'll be back on the streets before Ace finishes his eggs.

Posted by: toddg at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (IyT2a)

195 They missed a really good opportunity to run this loon over with their car. Then back up and do it again. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

The police would have summarily executed them.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (E6xSb)

196 177 During the attack, UK Israelis driving by warned Jews to flee from the terrorist who was approaching from behind them.

If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

The UK was once rife with highwaymen. They died out, figuratively and literally, once brits started carrying revolvers.

Then they gave the government all power in 1914, and then handed the government itself to Socialists in 1945 and there they are now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

197 It is understood Suleiman, previously of Camberwell, is a Somali translator who once worked as a school security guard.

Oh good! The Britons gave him access to their CHILDREN.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (iNUL3)

198 186 The suspect was kicked because we felt the need to communicate in his native language

Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (baPXJ)

======

"This beating of murderers is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men beat men who do the will of Allah we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the beater has finished. Let us all act according to national customs."
-General Muhammad Napier

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Y2NSe)

199 188 181 But back on topic, I do like eggs. One of the good parts of the South Beach Diet. Meat and eggs and cheese....good filling meal.

Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:01 PM (xcxpd)

Old Man Smell - you should pitch that to Gwyneth.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

200 “Glamorous”. Has all of her appendages and does not weigh 25 stone.
Posted by: tubal

Makeup applied competently. Clothing fits, and does not look like Jill Biden's.

Posted by: mikeski limboes under the low bar at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (VHUov)

201 and does not weigh 25 stone.
Posted by: tubal

No metric, and no faggy Brit units, either.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:03 PM (77rzZ)

202 The good news: Brits have free healthcare

The bad news: Their new "citizens" are going to make them use it

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

203 191 Imagine how gassy Mr. O'Spades will be a little later this afternoon...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (affD0)

Hydrogen Sulfide is a serious risk - someone needs to go by his place for a Wellness Check later.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Gqar8)

204 "I saw a headline the other day, what with the AI available today, we can finally do communism right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks "

I was reading some Reddit thread the other day for some reason and there were people no shit defending not only communism but the Soviet version. Free health care, good education, everybody had jobs, low crime etc... and blaming it's bad reputation on capitalist right-wing propaganda. And dismissed the people pointing out the 10's of millions killed as mostly lies and exaggerations.

I though it was satire at first but they were actually serious. Just boggles the mind.

Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (GUOwU)

205 Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM

Why? That's a lot of breakfast burritos, man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (QX6xo)

206 JP Morgan exec indulged in textbook sexual harassment, legit prod quo pro. Locke her up, or it makes a mockery of every dang HR training most of us have had to endure since Anita Hill.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (4KUe5)

207
Of the Charleston Suleimans?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:04 PM (vEZeu)

208 If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

And they would be on their way to prison anyway because that SWEETHEART has more rights and privileges than other disgusting Brits.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (E6xSb)

209 Hit him with the car. It's' got bumpers doesn't it? Be sure to mis-interpret the indicators in the back-up camera.

Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (FhXTo)

210 If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

Seems to me there is a business opportunity in the UK to make and sell improvised firearms disguised as ordinary objects. Canes, umbrellas, messenger bags, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc)

211 The lure of free shit and power over others is like crack for a certain set of people so sure they love communism.

If a bunch of other people have to die, well, eggs and an omelet and all that

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

212 No metric, and no faggy Brit units, either.

*considers replying with "stone" and "hundredweight"*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)

213 Locke her up

That would be in-Humene.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

214 Shotgun Umbrellas. Blimey!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Gqar8)

215 So much cultural enrichment I can’t even right now.

Posted by: Heroq at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (th4KY)

216 JP Morgan exec indulged in textbook sexual harassment, legit prod quo pro. Locke her up, or it makes a mockery of every dang HR training most of us have had to endure since Anita Hill.
Posted by: Lizzy at April

She spiked him with Viagra. That's sexual assault.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

217 I eat a ton of egg whites, and like one yolk for every four or five eggs. Great easy source of protein and my Crohns finds it agreeable.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:06 PM (Mvg3c)

218 Old Man Smell - you should pitch that to Gwyneth.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar

***

Yes... a weird combination of moth balls, urine, and butterscotch discs.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (affD0)

219 Maryland Native

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Mvg3c)

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Damn You!

/Was gonna say "What, 'Maryland Man' wasn't available?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (VdTX+)

220 >Happy Thursday. I'm late because I batched cook a huge pile of scrambled eggs (15 eggs) and it took a while.

Edith Massey would be proud of you.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (rJ48h)

221 Female JP Morgan exec facing lawsuit for making male subordinate "sex slave"

https://tinyurl.com/2xcfph7y
==
That's at least a five, if not a six-head.

Frankly, that's a work portrait, so its been airbrushed and probably tweeked professionally. I think its safe to say that she is abusing a subordinate because she couldnt get married and have a man at home to abuse and humiliate risk free.

Posted by: married man = you put the chains on yourself at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (anL5R)

222
No metric, and no faggy Brit units, either.

___________

Wouldn't give tuppence for either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (vEZeu)

223
Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (QX6xo)

224 >>>Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

>WTF is old man smell? Did you shower? Did you change your underwear? Brush your teeth? Check you boots?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fbc0I)

225 We may never know the motive.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 12:30 PM

they vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (4NO2D)

226 Old Man Smell - you should pitch that to Gwyneth.
Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Gqar

***

Yes... a weird combination of moth balls, urine, and butterscotch discs.

You forgot the pocket lint for extra fiber.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

227 210 If the UK hasn't disarmed their citizens they could have just shot the jihadi...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

Seems to me there is a business opportunity in the UK to make and sell improvised firearms disguised as ordinary objects. Canes, umbrellas, messenger bags, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc)

They'd never buy them. Or know how to use them.
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

228 "We may never know the motive ... nor whether this was a Love Crime or a Hate Crime."

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (VdTX+)

229 No metric, and no faggy Brit units, either.

*considers replying with "stone" and "hundredweight"*
Posted by: Archimedes

Spare the rod, spoil the commenter.

Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (VHUov)

230 220 Edith Massey would be proud of you.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (rJ48h)

=======

Tangential, since Massie.

Thomas Massie has released a new ad. Did you know that he's Trump's biggest supporter in Congress?

https://x.com/MassieforKY/status/
2049273117919392011

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (Y2NSe)

231 Seems to me there is a business opportunity in the UK to make and sell improvised firearms disguised as ordinary objects. Canes, umbrellas, messenger bags, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc

My Grandfather had a cane with a sword in it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (FtULh)

232 Lorna Hajdini (on my weenie) of JP Morgan is not hot guys. She has "teacher arms" so definitely has cankles too. Her Arab "Boy Toy" got gipped. I'd be pissed too. Now if she was hot.........

Posted by: JROD at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (IlL6s)

233 227 They'd never buy them. Or know how to use them.
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

======

Hot Fuzz lied to me?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

234 Egg farts will give you an old man smell.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Fbc0I)

235 224 >>>Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

>WTF is old man smell? Did you shower? Did you change your underwear? Brush your teeth? Check you boots?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fbc0I)

You don't know what old man smell is? Never been to an old folks home?

Yeah, I wear clean clothes and shower and brush teeth twice a day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

236
I thought they only went after Zionists, not Jews.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (vEZeu)

237 233 227 They'd never buy them. Or know how to use them.
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

======

Hot Fuzz lied to me?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

And its one of the rare good movies from the UK

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

238 I love you Mr. Egg Man!

Posted by: Johnathan Waters at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (5wUsV)

239 Apparently the usual suspects are whining that the British National was kicked when he was on the ground, but that's because, see, he refused to release the knife after attempting to stab the cops.

------------

He'd be a hero and released in Minnesomalia, while the cops would be put in prison for life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (VdTX+)

240 Tangential, since Massie.

Thomas Massie has released a new ad. Did you know that he's Trump's biggest supporter in Congress?

https://x.com/MassieforKY/status/
2049273117919392011
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I agree with Trump more than I don't. Elect me so
I can continue grandstanding and doing nothing for you. Vote Massi!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

241 The vid I saw was a fat baldheaded black man waddling down the street with a car following him with the peeps inside talking some furriner talk. Not so graphic.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Gqar8)

242 Yeah, drugging him is horrid.

I don’t care if she is attractive (?), she is a monster.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (4KUe5)

243 The cops at first FLED IN FEAR from the slow, chubby stabbber with his 3-inch jackknife, then eventually tased him, but that still didn't get him to let go of the knife, so the cops then just kicked him in the head, like amateur street fighters, to get him to let go of it.

The UK has a Muslim terrorism problem, but it also has a serious disarmed cowardly incompetent police problem.

Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Av6i5)

244 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (LdBR/)

245 They'd never buy them. Or know how to use them.
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

You'd just have to do business by word of mouth among the 1%-ers. Could still be a money-maker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (utfVc)

246 "It's Thursday. Some Muslin's get stabby on Thursday."

Right? I mean, tomorrow, Friday, they have to spend the day taking over streets with public prayer. Any stabbing that needs to get done can't be procrastinated.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (Vpqw1)

247 Their used to be an old guy in my church choir who smelled like spoiled milk. Stood right next to me, too.

Nice old gentleman. Retired engineer. But sour-milk smell.

Posted by: Bulg at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

248 240 I agree with Trump more than I don't. Elect me so
I can continue grandstanding and doing nothing for you. Vote Massi!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

======

Why is Massie not using his ad space to tout how he is trying to destroy Trump who's an Epstein client because of secret documents not in the Epstein files Trump released?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (Y2NSe)

249 The UK has a Muslim terrorism problem, but it also has a serious disarmed cowardly incompetent police problem.

Okay, so I got that one wrong.

Posted by: Anthony Burgess at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t)

250 236
I thought they only went after Zionists, not Jews.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (vEZeu)

That's what Hamas says too.

They lie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:12 PM (xcxpd)

251 234 Egg farts will give you an old man smell.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Fbc0I

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)

252 Yeah, drugging him is horrid.

Having an involuntary boner forced upon you is both horrifying and a big nuisance when you need to put on your pants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (guGkK)

253 Yeah, drugging him is horrid.

I don’t care if she is attractive (?), she is a monster.
==
I cant believe you guys are down on the script idea for
THE PROPOSAL II

Feel good rom com of the year, amiright??!!!

Posted by: Hollyweird at April 30, 2026 01:13 PM (anL5R)

254 245 They'd never buy them. Or know how to use them.
The sheer terror 99% of Brits have of firearms is amusing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

You'd just have to do business by word of mouth among the 1%-ers. Could still be a money-maker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2026 01:11 PM (utfVc)

I support arming the 1%, but I don't see them coming back from the brink. It will be a new epoch before a new England rises. And it has good odds of being muslim.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (xcxpd)

255 They are complaining the police were rough on the stabbed?

Then give them GUNS. Amazingly, most people will drop their weapon when faced with armed police.

This is like every episode of the BBC crime drama “Luther.” Luther tells the guy he’s under arrest, then the guy grabs a pipe, a knife, whatever, and goes on attack rather than surrendering. Then Luther beats him up in self-defense, and gets suspended for injuring the guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:14 PM (4KUe5)

256 I rather know the pathology of cooking 15 scrambled eggs.

Scrambled egg leftovers?

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 30, 2026 01:15 PM (cS1cw)

257 I don’t care if she is attractive (?), she is a monster.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:10 PM (4KUe5)

She's not particularly attractive and yes a monster that deserves to rot in prison. Her main asset is she doesn't look like Richard Dreyfuss. But Jesus if true what a sick c-word

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Mvg3c)

258 Hot Fuzz lied to me?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Y2NSe)

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Have you ever seen the British TV Series "Strike Back?"

Granted, it revolves around a secret military special forces & intelligence branch & unit on missions all over the world, but:

It has to have the greatest number of firearm (and other ordinance) firings and body count per hour episode in the history of television. It's the wifey's greatest guilty pleasure -- aside from ... well, we won't go there.

Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at April 30, 2026 01:17 PM (VdTX+)

259 Learned a lot about scrambled eggs:
1 salt 15 minutes before cooking
2 add bubbly water while scrambling
3 added eggs to a preheat pan after the butter has stopped bubbling.
4 turn heat to low and use chopstick to turned the cooked edge into the uncooked center

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (wBaIH)

260 Luther was a good show and not particularly woke but they do that propaganda trope where the unarmed British cop successfully talks an armed mental maniac out of doing stuff just in time because reasons.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2026 01:18 PM (Mvg3c)

261 >>>I rather know the pathology of cooking 15 scrambled eggs.

Scrambled egg leftovers?

Posted by: connected and litigious

>Maybe they were two weeks past their 'sell by' date?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:19 PM (Fbc0I)

262 Why do you batch cook eggs? They're best cooked fresh.

Also, how much fat do you use to cook that many eggs?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2026 01:24 PM (w6EFb)

263 235 224 >>>Yes, I have old man smell now but...I lost weight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

>WTF is old man smell? Did you shower? Did you change your underwear? Brush your teeth? Check you boots?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fbc0I)

You don't know what old man smell is? Never been to an old folks home?

Yeah, I wear clean clothes and shower and brush teeth twice a day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 30, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

-------

This is an actual thing. Doctors have a name for it, but I'm too lazy to look it up. But it is real. Older people need to be serious about their hygiene.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2026 01:25 PM (aZm/F)

264 “Strike Back” was fun, and I love the movie “Hot Fuzz.”

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

265 >>>This is an actual thing. Doctors have a name for it, but I'm too lazy to look it up. But it is real. Older people need to be serious about their hygiene.

Posted by: Seems Legit

>Formaldehyde bubbling out of the lungs?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 30, 2026 01:35 PM (Fbc0I)

266 I have a cane I made. The body is 36" long and 3/4"round. Solid aircraft aluminum. Ordered the handle.

If you pop off the rubber end it makes a dandy weapon. You don't swing it though. Think thrusts of the bare bottom end to obvious body parts.

Posted by: javems at April 30, 2026 01:36 PM (zFsEm)

267 Don't hatch your eggs before they're cooked.

Posted by: Young wives tail at April 30, 2026 01:37 PM (Sw54D)

268 Goo goo g' joob.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 30, 2026 01:46 PM (4NO2D)

269 Goo goo g' joob.
_-_
Sometimes you have to read up thread a bit to find out just what's a goin' on here.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 01:49 PM (rzCjW)

270 Sometimes you have to read up thread a bit to find out just what's a goin' on here
_-_
To find the word NOOD, for example...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 30, 2026 01:51 PM (rzCjW)

271 I realize I am egg stupid but what are you going to do with the 13 or so rest of the scrambled eggs? Freeze them? Eat them in one sitting vs two?Does this work well?

Secondly, I am SHOCKED that it is a Somolian because I thought their entire country were now in MN!

We all knew it was an eeslamic sicko, but to see Somolian it threw me a bit but not for long. Did his SoMama hatch him in London and take him back to Somolia for pirate and stabbing lessons? He looked like he ate well, whatever pirates eat.

This is what is going to enrage me and send me into rants if SCOTUS passes the birthright bs. An industry in chy na and other countries. Hatch them here and return to sender for commie indoctrination or learing (sic) stab,rape and fraud lessons. Then return at voting age to create all sorts of hell in our country and join gang bangers.

I think the current positive votes of SCOTUS are softening us up for this vote. We all know the three females will vote for more inbred crimes for cultural enrichment.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:20 PM (WONhk)

272 194 He'll be back on the streets before Ace finishes his eggs.
Posted by: toddg at April 30, 2026 01:02 PM (IyT2a)

I Love you nitwits. Why I am here vs being normal and productive. These free flowing posts are a tonic. hic

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 30, 2026 03:46 PM (WONhk)

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