Queer Stammer Survives Parliamentary Vote; "No Kings" Democrats Wildly Applaud Literal King of Post-Christian England

As you probably remember, Queer Stammer has repeatedly lied to the country about whether or not he was warned that the "Prince of Darkness" Peter Mandelson was on Jeffrey Epstein's payroll and gave Epstein sensitive UK economic data before it was public in exchange for monetary "gifts" from Epstein. Queer fought to get the Epstein Payroll Grifter made Ambassador to the US, where he would have access to almost every top secret diplomatic cable the UK produces.

At various points Stammer has denied being told this, and has fired most of his senior staff, blaming them for "not informing" him. Other times he accidentally admitted he knew about this, but then claimed he didn't know the "texture" and "extent" of Mandelson's relationship with Epstein. Because, see, Mandelson told him it wasn't true.

All patriotic Brits wanted Queer Starmer referred to a government body for official investigation into his corruption and lies, but Queer Starmer broke enough arms of his own party -- which controls Parliament by a huge majority, thanks to the Tories' constant lies about opposing unending foreign invasion -- to spare him that reckoning.

State socialist propaganda outlet BBC:

Prime Minister Keir Starmer will not face a parliamentary investigation over claims he misled MPs about the process to appoint Lord Mandelson as US ambassador.
The government won the vote by 335 to 223 - with 14 Labour MPs rebelling.
Leader of the Opposition Kemi Badenoch accused the majority of Labour MPs of being "complicit" in a "cover up". Lib Dem leader Ed Davey said Starmer had "ducked" scrutiny over the issue, saying it was a "cowardly way to govern".
Starmer has denied misleading MPs. A No 10 spokesperson called the vote a "desperate political stunt" ahead of next week's elections, and said the government will continue to engage "with the two parliamentary processes that are running on Peter Mandelson's appointment with full transparency".

Even Cathy "So What You're Saying Is I'm a Lobster" Newman pointed out that while Queer Starmer calls the vote to force an investigation a "desperate political stunt," Queer Starmer forced the same vote on the last Tory PM.

Earlier in the day, former top civil servant in the Foreign Office, Philip Barton, said No 10 was "uninterested" in his concerns over Mandelson's links to Epstein.
And former top aide to Starmer, Morgan McSweeney, said he made a "serious mistake" in advising the PM to appoint the former ambassador, but said Mandelson hadn't been "open enough".

I hear Queer Starmer is "open enough" to gay Ukrainian models.

Speaking of sexually-bent Islamic UK leaders: Shah Charles addressed Congress and took a lot of shots at the American president, to the delight of Objective Journalist Jake Tapper.

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
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WATCH: CNN was giddy over King Charles III's speech and the instances when he took veiled shots at Donald Trump and MAGA...
CNN's Jake Tapper: "There were some items in that speech that I think it's fair to say were included that, you know, are I wouldn't call them zingers against President Trump, but points of disagreement."
David Chalian: "And did not hide from them at all. I mean, I think a speech that was putting democratic values, the rule of law, the power of alliances, even a specific on the support of Ukraine's defense, these -- these stand in complete opposition. And in fact, some of them are the very things that Donald Trump sort of rails against when he's complaining about Europe or the U.K., specifically. Now, King Charles doesn't come in here itching for a fight on it. He comes in with his position to be above it a bit and in his you know, very British, stiff upper lip kind of way. It's not that he was trying to get in a fight with President trump, but he couldn't have seized the opportunity more to really stand clear on the importance of these things with a value system underneath it that is in contrast to a lot of what Donald Trump has been presenting on the world stage as it comes to these alliances."

"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation pic.twitter.com/o1QkPGVPIk
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 28, 2026

What happened to No Kings?! pic.twitter.com/AOS7asCao7
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 28, 2026

I could've done without this:

🔥🚨 RED COATS ON THE SOUTH LAWN! The British military is currently performing on the White House grounds during the state visit.

This marks the first time this many British troops have been on the White House lawn since the War of 1812, when they famously burned the White… pic.twitter.com/ceaqfo3pcn
— The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) April 28, 2026

Don't we already have enough foreign invaders here at the invitation of the corrupt Regime?

Charles claimed that he's a Christian and that the UK is a Christian nation.

He lied.

Authorities In Britain Are Trying To Criminalize Christian Street Preaching
As Christianity declines in the West, we should expect Christians to be persecuted. It's already happening in Britain.
John Daniel Davidson

A church in Britain is facing criminal charges for preaching Christianity in public. The United Kingdom has made a habit in recent years of criminalizing Christian preaching and prayer on public streets (including silent prayer near abortion clinics), but this might be the first time the authorities have targeted an entire church and not just an individual.
Bread of Life Community Church in Essex this week was issued something called a Community Protection Notice, which could criminalize its pastor, a man named Stephen Clayden, as well as church members for preaching in public--something the church has done without incident for six years. A hearing is set for May 1, but in the meantime breaching the notice is a criminal offense, which means Clayden and his congregation could face prosecution if they continue their street ministry.
The notice was served following months of escalating pressure from local authorities in Essex, which at first cited amplification (despite no prohibitions on amplified sound in the area where the church members were preaching) but eventually accused the church of using "religious messaging" that mentions "hell," causing "harassment, alarm and distress" to local residents.
"The notice continues by saying that wardens have 'tried to educate' the preachers, but the preaching is 'unreasonable' and having a 'detrimental effect on the community," according to a statement about the case from Christian Concern, an organization that advocates for the rights of Christians in Britain.
Clayden, the pastor, was quoted in news reports saying that his congregation has "preached the Bible lawfully and peacefully in Colchester for six years. We have harmed no one. We cannot and will not stop preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ. No council has the authority to silence the church."

A lawyer for the church said that "public order powers designed to address genuine antisocial behavior are now being used to clamp down on Christian preaching. Today it is amplification, tomorrow it is the content of the message itself. We are seeing a slippery slope from managing noise to policing theology."
All of this is as obvious as can be. In a healthy, functioning Western society, no one would question the right of Christians to preach on public streets and share the gospel, nor would local authorities arrogate to themselves the right to "educate" preachers on what Christian teachings are or are not "unreasonable."
But Britain is not a healthy Western society. It is a rapidly de-Christianizing society, which means it is becoming increasingly hostile toward the Christians who still call it home. Note how the British authorities never use these police powers to target Muslims praying in the streets or deliberately gathering to pray outside churches. Public noise complaints are never issued for amplified Muslim calls to prayer. The law is applied only to Christians--and in this case, specifically to suppress orthodox Christian teaching about sin, judgment, and hell.

CNN presidential historian Tim Naftali tacitly admits the U.K. is on it's way to no longer being an "English civilization," but rather an "evolving nation":

BLITZER: Well, on that front, Tim, how do you think President Trump and for that matter, King Charles are both going to… pic.twitter.com/Excxc4tgPe
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) April 28, 2026

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
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CNN presidential historian Tim Naftali tacitly admits the U.K. is on it's way to no longer being an "English civilization," but rather an "evolving nation":
BLITZER: Well, on that front, Tim, how do you think President Trump and for that matter, King Charles are both going to handle some of the tension that developed between the Trump administration and the British government, between President Trump and Keir Starmer, the prime minister. How is that going to fall over this entire historic arrival ceremony?
NAFTALI: Well, uh, traditionally, the way the royals have is by seeking to talk in generalities and talk about shared values. Um, our President is very much committed to what he sees as English civilization. Um, and king Charles represents, I mean, England is a diverse, evolving nation. But but in a sense, King Charles represents that civilization to which Donald Trump tightly adheres.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 Those redcoats are the US Army.

Posted by: Grey_Man at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Dw+eC)

2 Just remember the democrap party is not a religious cult disguised as a political party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2026 05:33 PM (xvV+O)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (LdBR/)

4 Barf...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (U/x/I)

5 I...I have no words.

Posted by: Queer Stammer at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

6 Evolving is an unusual way to spell DEVOLVING.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (xvV+O)

7 They're a right bunch o' cunts ain't they?

Posted by: Bloody 'ell. Wankers and nonces, the lot. at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)

8 jeebus what a word salad

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (VyBeY)

9 CNN presidential historian Tim Naftali tacitly admits the U.K. is on it's way to no longer being an "English civilization," but rather an "evolving nation":
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Are we not men?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e)

10 Veiled threats... F' off Limey

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (U/x/I)

11 I so much have no interest in royalty, especially British royalty. It's time has passed.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (sl73Y)

12 "NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation

Dems are immune to accusations of irony and hypocrisy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (ynpvh)

13 The Parliamentary system sucks. Talk about 'No Kings.'

Basically fall into the party line and vote accordingly or goodbye.

Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

14 Authorities In Britain Are Trying To Criminalize Christian Street Preaching
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This is the State deciding decisions they have decided to decide.

Subjects do not need to be consulted.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

15 Did King Jug Ears bring his prayer rug?

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (mJreO)

16 I wonder if Trump went all Col. Jessup. during their bilateral talks.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (G0vdT)

17 I hope they destroy the company

@TheRegister
Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (diia5)

18 11 I so much have no interest in royalty, especially British royalty. It's time has passed.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (sl73Y)

King Charles ain't no QEII.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

19 For me, I'm awaiting analysis from Susan Kokinda with Promethean Action.

That ol' gal is pretty sharp and ties a lot of under-reported events together.

Plus, she really despises the Brits, royals especially--that's a mark of high intelligence, AFAIC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (tUP1A)

20 " We're evolving into being slaves of the caliphate." I think the Brits got the idea of evolution wrong. Darwin weeps

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (gu0hJ)

21 Two Tier Queer's only concern is preserving the muslim vote.

Oh, wait! Two concerns, that one and also the Ukrainian car wash boys vote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (pulld)

22 " We're evolving into being slaves of the caliphate." I think the Brits got the idea of evolution wrong. Darwin weeps
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (gu0hJ)
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Dawkins may follow soon.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

23 No idea why Trump is so enamored of these layabout “royals.”

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (RAxGY)

24 19 For me, I'm awaiting analysis from Susan Kokinda with Promethean Action.

That ol' gal is pretty sharp and ties a lot of under-reported events together.

Plus, she really despises the Brits, royals especially--that's a mark of high intelligence, AFAIC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (tUP1A)

There's lots of Promethean action in a certain movie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (ynpvh)

25 King Charles makes Drumpf look like a fool. So embarrassing.

Posted by: Sid at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (EIQr1)

26 The Parliamentary system sucks. Talk about 'No Kings.'
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It's the "ranked choice voting" of political systems.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (G0vdT)

27 "WATCH: CNN was giddy over King Charles III's speech and the instances when he took veiled shots at Donald Trump and MAGA..."

How rude.

Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zFsEm)

28 Does Sid enjoy tampons as much as King Chuck?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

29 Lib Dem leader Ed Davey said Starmer had "ducked" scrutiny over the issue, saying it was a "cowardly way to govern".

Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed... ohh, pullin' an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!

Posted by: Cowardly Lion Starmer at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (wVcYX)

30 LOL. Sid. You crack me up.

Brits are losing their discretion, and you're slagging on Trump for not being up to English snuff!

Get your brain damage checked, buddy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

31 27 "WATCH: CNN was giddy over King Charles III's speech and the instances when he took veiled shots at Donald Trump and MAGA..."

How rude.

Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zFsEm)

King Chuck was trying to grab them by the tampon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (ynpvh)

32 BLITZER: Well, on that front, Tim, did you know that I survived an assassination attempt?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

33 32 BLITZER: Well, on that front, Tim, did you know that I survived an assassination attempt?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

Was he with Hilary in Bosnia?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

34
Prime Minister Keir Starmer will not face a parliamentary investigation over claims he misled MPs about the process to appoint Lord Mandelson as US ambassador.
The government won the vote by 335 to 223 - with 14 Labour MPs rebelling.

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By any US standard, that's a landslide.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (KDsZt)

35 King Chuck is genetically how Retard Harry got his name. Charlie, do us a favor and reel in you imbecile son and his hootchie mama.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Fbc0I)

36 The pathetic thing about Starmer is that when he falls, finally, Labour looks likely to choose a Stalinist to replace him. And I’m not exaggerating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (tVVBJ)

37 Hey Sid go become a subject of "His Majesty". Cunt.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

38 >>RED COATS ON THE SOUTH LAWN! The British military is currently performing on the White House grounds during the state visit.

Well you did do without it. That's the US Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps.

https://fifeanddrum.army.mil

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

39 No idea why Trump is so enamored of these layabout “royals.”
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (RAxGY)
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Because they've given him the "honor" of being the first US President in history to have a second visit with the "royal family".

It's worth some PR.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

40 Too funny tje No Kings love Muslim loving King Chuck

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)

41 I'm going to place a good sized order for ammo. That always makes me feel better when I see the western civilized world just give up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2026 05:42 PM (xvV+O)

42 THE KING IS A FINK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 05:42 PM (hQPf/)

43 Tapped Jake: There were a few remarks to please the Dims, about 3 that I noted. Including the youcrane, which I feel sure our President Trump can bat down to Chuck in private and explain to the dimwit little z's rip off plans.

I hope President Trump bats him down after a few drinkies imbibed by Chuck, as he will be left more puce than normal and his sausage finger may burst over his pinkie ring.

I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.

During the speech his fingers don't bend. He sort of swats at papers with them. For a tiny blink of a nanosecond I almost felt sorry for him, waiting for all the papers to fall off the podium and leave him speechless. (This would be the literal meaning of speechless, by the way.)

I think Camilla is only here for the gin and I could almost feel sorry for her but yet I don't.

I want y'all to look at how Pelousi is sort of squared up: her shoulders. In her semi-royal lavender pantsuit. Like SquareNanziPantsuit weird when she's normally slumped over her cane. High octane something with an exoskelton today!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (WONhk)

44 Too funny tje No Kings love Muslim loving King Chuck

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)
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If only they had some capacity to sense their absurdity.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

45 Why is Chuck here till Thursday ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (U/x/I)

46 I hope they destroy the company

@TheRegister
Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges
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This 10,000 times more.
This is a percolating thing out there:
US corporations are using hidden jobs boards to "post" jobs so they can game immigration and get H1B hires.
People are finding these and posting them.
And gaming them back.
See, even if you're not interested or not fully qualified, if you meet the basics in the resume submitted, they are required--by law--to contact you.

And this really, really pissing them off.
Because 1) they have a flood of US candidates and 2) they can't lie about there being no US candidates.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (tUP1A)

47 I watched King Chuck's speech and it was very good until he fell off the rails ,as expected, about climate change and interfaith understanding.
Had some very good lines in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Cif43)

48 THE FING IS A KINK!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

49 Not just a literal king, but the king of the country we fought two wars to get and remain separate from.

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vSvIl)

50 I don't get the fascination with royalty. Maybe in the context of history. Otherwise who cares?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

51 45 Why is Chuck here till Thursday ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (U/x/I)

Is he a comedian? If he is he sucks at it. Don't forget to try the fish!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

52 I'm happy to have the decrepit English monarch on display for all to see. He is the decline of the West personified.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

53 I love it. So some guy of no accomplishment other than being part of some imaginary line of what they call royalty, is going to address US Congress? Not that that collection is any great shakes. Tell Badteeth McInbredEars to fuck all the off back to holly ole, where he can go ass up to Mecca 5 times a day until he shuffles off this mortal coil

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (Iwv3U)

54 "Queer Stammer" is ok but I prefer "the Bland Mufti."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2)

55 Um, our President is very much committed to what he sees as English civilization. Um, and king Charles represents, I mean, England is a diverse, evolving nation. But but in a sense, King Charles represents that civilization to which Donald Trump tightly adheres.

Ah yes, "from a certain point of view", thank you Obi-Wan Kenobi. *spit*

Posted by: RandomDave at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (aJQbY)

56 #48 I was just thinking the same thing.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

57 Snort

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (hQPf/)

58 1 Those redcoats are the US Army.

Posted by: Grey_Man at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Dw+eC)

Yup. The "Old Guard" out of the 3rd Infantry

Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (zFsEm)

59 50 I don't get the fascination with royalty. Maybe in the context of history. Otherwise who cares?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

Well, child marriages, interbreeding bordering in incest...all the things Dems love.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

60 Was that John Roberts in the front row?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)

61 60 Was that John Roberts in the front row?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)

He found the situation taxing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

62 "But but in a sense, King Charles represents that civilization to which Donald Trump tightly adheres."

It's dead, Don.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

63 the US probably has better gin than the uk at this point, which is one more thing for them to be ashamed of ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)

64 Please find any photo of Startled Starmer not looking like Putin gave him a suprise colonoscopy in a darkened elevator! I take note and have never seen one.

It's all I ask.

Queer Startled Starmer has a lot to answer to. We know he won't.

I feel sure the cat at #10 hates him as well and, I hope, pees in his Saville Row shoes every night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (WONhk)

65
King Charles III. So they had three chances to get it right, and failed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (KDsZt)

66 England developed property rights and the rule of law to their highest forms. It is depressing to see what's become of it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (XvL8K)

67 I get a sense Trump knows how feckless Charles is.

He doesn't stop him, because he's on a roll.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

68 King Charles makes Drumpf look like a fool. So embarrassing.
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Yeah. Run with that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (RIvkX)

69 I didn't think any British Household Troops came along that I heard

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)

70 Was that John Roberts in the front row?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)

He found the situation taxing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

He finds breathing taxing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (dK+Kv)

71 Jim, if that was him he was chewing the ear off off some member of the Joint Chiefs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (Cif43)

72 It's like that Lawrence dude went over to the Arabian Peninsula, and discovered that they like to rape little boys, and said "that's for us!"

And he went back to London and started a movement to convert the whole country so they no long had to hide their child rape.

Now they have King Charles of Arabia. Bully!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (78XAW)

73 Well,

Starmer is more worried probably about the rent boy trials going on right now. 3 male prostitutes are charged with trying to burn down Starmer's houses.

"The trial for three men accused of arson against properties linked to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer began at the Old Bailey on April 27, 2026. The defendants, identified as Roman Lavrynovych (21), Stanislav Carpiuc (26), and Petro Pochynok (34), face charges related to three separate fire incidents in May 2025 involving a car and two homes in London."

They are Ukrainian of course.

YT longer version.
https://tinyurl.com/You-tube-Rent-Boy

Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (E4rtv)

74 It's kind of funny that so many Trump haters insist he's a buffoonish clod who embarrasses the country everywhere he goes and yet somehow at the same time he seems to charm world leaders from across the spectrum.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

75 the US probably has better gin than the uk at this point, which is one more thing for them to be ashamed of ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)
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Which one?

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Fi81e)

76 I suggest we start going out with France. Be seen holding France's hands in public, sharing food, let France wear our letter jacket around, that sort of thing.

It will really piss of England now, like a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)

77 Letting Invaders rape and pillage their citizens

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

78 It's kind of funny that so many Trump haters insist he's a buffoonish clod who embarrasses the country everywhere he goes and yet somehow at the same time he seems to charm world leaders from across the spectrum.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
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Gavin Gruesome went to G-20 to slap Trump's dick out of the world leaders' mouths to hear him talk.

But Trump--Tru-u-u-ump is embarrassing!

Do they really believe this or is it commitment to the gaslighting and wishcasting?

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

79 Wait a minute..the British had to get US troops to dress up as redcoats to do a ceremony? They have nothing left besides those guys in the fur hats and they had to work?

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (t+8nd)

80 Letting Invaders rape and pillage their citizens

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)
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Trump would never think of that!!

The buffoon!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

81 Poor President Trump.

Another assassination attempt AND charles and camilla.

That's a sucky week.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)

82 Global warming Chuck ? Did you swim over here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (U/x/I)

83 I suggest we start going out with France. Be seen holding France's hands in public, sharing food, let France wear our letter jacket around, that sort of thing.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)
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America isn't old enough to attract Macron.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (HFpIN)

84 LOL, Chuckles the Royal Fag thinks a bit of tea and his charming picket fence smile will sway Trump to restore Lloyds of London as the insurer of choice for international oil shipments.

Eh, how's about you and your inbred slop skulk back to your muzzie hell, that can't even rate a single Mississippi in GDP?
There, your muzzie boyfriend can fondle your back hole and tell you how allah will let you be a virgin forever in paradise.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (tUP1A)

85 It's kind of funny that so many Trump haters insist he's a buffoonish clod who embarrasses the country everywhere he goes and yet somehow at the same time he seems to charm world leaders from across the spectrum.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

The man douses his well-done steak in ketchup!! The gastronomical horror! Reeee!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 05:53 PM (wVcYX)

86 There were three or four really funny lines in the speech.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:53 PM (Cif43)

87 Despite the the vitriol and the latest assassination attempt, it's good to see the propaganda ministries remain brain damaged

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 05:53 PM (gu0hJ)

88 I hope they destroy the company

@TheRegister
Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges

You know how the feds can fix this?

Issue no work visas for any foreigner.
Issue no visas for foreign students.

If the work you need done can't be done with local talent, you don't need to do it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (vJrRc)

89 Re Keir Starmer

Hapless is maybe a better descriptor than feckless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

90 I get a sense Trump knows how feckless Charles is.

He doesn't stop him, because he's on a roll.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

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And I get a sense that if King Chuck came to beg for favors for Starmer he is going to go home empty handed.

Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (Tbs6N)

91 It's kind of funny that so many Trump haters insist he's a buffoonish clod who embarrasses the country everywhere he goes and yet somehow at the same time he seems to charm world leaders from across the spectrum.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

When he's not scaring the living shit out of them.

They all laughed at Biden and Obama.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (guGkK)

92 'Nothing is so enervating as to be shot at with no effect.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

93 I think Trump is taking the king's visit to try to speak to the English people, since even the Beeb has to report on what Trump says. So Trump is trying to remind the people of England what they used to stand for. Stir what little embers are left in that conquered people.

Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 28, 2026 05:55 PM (/ZkOF)

94 Do you automatically get imam status if you are a king, or do you have to pork some goats?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

95 Queen Elizabeth was supposedly very fond of Trump... Not so, Obama

Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (U/x/I)

96 HOLY CRAP!

The Five said movie tickets cost $50 each!!

Is there a Holodeck that's been invented I didn't know about?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)

97 The Royal family and Starmer should be very proud/sarcasm. They knowingly have a country of invaders who are raping their girls and women, knifing their boys and men, and turning a blind eye while it gets worse. They are stifling free speech and threatening those that dare criticize the regime with imprisonment. Under Biden, they allowed the invaders in and the same atrocities happened but the people acted, we got Trump by the grace of God, and while the situation is not perfect, it has greatly improved. The invaders have been plundering our welfare system but there to again, under Trump, it is getting better but we still have a long way to go as well as the USAID, NGOs, and all of the other corrupt entities of the global elite systems that want the destruction of the US as it stands.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

98 I think Trump is taking the king's visit to try to speak to the English people, since even the Beeb has to report on what Trump says. So Trump is trying to remind the people of England what they used to stand for. Stir what little embers are left in that conquered people.

Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 28, 2026 05:55 PM (/ZkOF)
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That tracks.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)

99
"WATCH: CNN was giddy over King Charles III's speech and the instances when he took veiled shots at Donald Trump and MAGA..."

How rude.
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zFsEm)

You'd think that King Chuck would know that it's rude and uncivilized to insult your host in his own house. Especially when he can kick your ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (X4KFY)

100 OT: I just saw a ewetub thumbnail for boiling a steak in sour cream and onion potato chips.

I don't want to live here anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

101 Even bees recognize the leadership of Trump, especially over the powerless figurehead guy:

http://tiny.cc/g5j2101

"not the beeeeeeeeeesss!!"

Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (jGJov)

102 88, this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (VyBeY)

103 OT: I just saw a ewetub thumbnail for boiling a steak in sour cream and onion potato chips.

I don't want to live here anymore.
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Charlie Kelly's "milk steak" was supposed to be a joke

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (tUP1A)

104 94 Do you automatically get imam status if you are a king, or do you have to pork some goats?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

Is porked goat like a turducken?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)

105 The Royal family and Starmer should be very proud/sarcasm. They knowingly have a country of invaders who are raping their girls and women, knifing their boys and men, and turning a blind eye while it gets worse. They are stifling free speech and threatening those that dare criticize the regime with imprisonment.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)
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My operating theory is that when you put God behind you, you get mysteriously stupid.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)

106 Our next governor. And I bet the billionaire tax will pass on 11/3. Outta here soon.

From the CA Post, what a doll:

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A fundraising email for California gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter bearing a vulgar message aimed at President Trump has has been blasted for going out after a gunman targeted Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

The email — with the subject line “F—k Trump” — included statements the ex-congresswoman made at the California Democratic Party Convention in February, where she held up a sign bearing the vulgar two-word insult.

“I’m Katie Porter. Some of you know me as the whiteboard lady who held CEOs and billionaires accountable in Congress,” read the email, which was sent by the progressive activist organization LeftNet and included a link to donate to Porter’s campaign.

Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 05:59 PM (kX27y)

107 Spectacles like having the Islamic King of England address Congress are what make the US such a weird place sometimes.

Well that, and the constant assassination attempts on the President.

*pours another Bourbon*

Cheers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 05:59 PM (jehhT)

108 93, 98, yeah, that's plausible.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:00 PM (VyBeY)

109 100 OT: I just saw a ewetub thumbnail for boiling a steak in sour cream and onion potato chips.

I don't want to live here anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

Sous Vide...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

110 I'm just a hick redneck but I don't understand why king Chuck was invited for a state visit. Well okay Sam MacGee's take makes sense.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 06:01 PM (fncUB)

111 104 94 Do you automatically get imam status if you are a king, or do you have to pork some goats?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

Is porked goat like a turducken?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)

Only if the goat is porking something else at the same time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

112 I don't forget that QE Ii was on board with all the Arab money flowing into England. She long ago told Chuck which side of his crumpet was buttered.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Cif43)

113 You can't take constructive criticism from world leaders who are letting their country go to shit.

There is no reason why that should work.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)

114 *Only if the goat is porking something else at the same time.*

This place.

Posted by: Going to take a shower at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (2Ez/1)

115 Even bees recognize the leadership of Trump, especially over the powerless figurehead guy:

http://tiny.cc/g5j2101

"not the beeeeeeeeeesss!!"

Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (jGJov)

That is their delegate sent from the bee-world to negotiate terms. It knows not to misbeehave.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)

116 I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)

117 116 I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)

Can't wait for her emoji emails targeting Gen Z...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

118 My operating theory is that when you put God behind you, you get mysteriously stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)

I think Chuckles was probably never all that smart. There's a reason why QEII hung on for so very long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)

119 Gas is $4,40 in se Pa today

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)

120 75 the US probably has better gin than the uk at this point, which is one more thing for them to be ashamed of ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)
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Which one?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Fi81e)

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I cast my vote for Junipero Gin, made by Anchor.

The highest octane of any gin I am aware of and smooth, babycakes.

First had a Ouest Martini (famous Upper West Side restaurant, now closed) in NYC. We are talking legal anesthesia and no issues the next day from feeling so good.

We took Son #2 and his gf/now wife to NYC after their university graduation. He'd never seen me lit and loved it. I was floating around Central Park like a Macy's Day Balloon and cracking jokes.
A very happy drink. Highly recommend

4oz Junipero gin. add splash King Elder Vermouth,
onion stuffed olives and one pickled green bean
Shaken, not stirred

Yes, yes, I know it is 4oz gin and 98.6 proof, which would light any fire.

Pure stuff, however. No headache the next day. Granted I was in my prime and it might do me in for good at this point.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (WONhk)

121 The UK and insurance play a huge role in this blockade, so I imagine the pomp is to put a front on an effort to ferret out details and a timeline to streamline global trade.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Fbc0I)

122 116 I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)

It is also crass. As if we need another way to cheapen political dialog.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)

123
I thought that Charles's speech was good -- the values and history, etc that he praised. But it doesn't match British reality.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (n7rxJ)

124 Can't wait for Trump's inevitable reply

@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)

125
A church in Britain is facing criminal charges for preaching Christianity in public.

Why is okay to elbows down and ass up, in a formation of bruised foreheads large enough to block a four lane parkway? What makes worshiping Islam five times a day publicly okay, but Chriatianity is illegal?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (QVmho)

126 122 116 I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)

It is also crass. As if we need another way to cheapen political dialog.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)

Free speech is free...some speech you would actually pay to make the speaker just stop speaking...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

127 124 Can't wait for Trump's inevitable reply

@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)

Tell him to eat the rich...he's gonna do it anyway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

128 I wonder if Prince William is as big as a dolt as his father is. When King, will he sit idly by and watch his country further erode into the dustbin of history into a 3rd world Islamic nation? Will he and Queen Kate be invited to kneel at the opening of a mosque or to hear the Islamic call to prayer ringing out throughout London three times a day? Will the royals accept the subjugation of white English women of all ages and perhaps child brides will be accepted practice of the land? Maybe their daughter is spared.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (oiNtH)

129 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)

Yes, that too. I'm guessing they think it makes them sound tough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (n3VHW)

130 My operating theory is that when you put God behind you, you get mysteriously stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)

I think Chuckles was probably never all that smart. There's a reason why QEII hung on for so very long.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)
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I mean, the entire country put God behind them.

They are now pursuing a wholly secular "blended utopia", which I have no problem with, but you don't gaslight your people and look the other way at rape gangs, to say the minimum.

That "intellectuals" have convinced themselves that this is "scientific population management" and will be good in the end, is ample illustration that even though you might start out with a high-abstraction ability, you just get stupid wandering away from God.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (Fi81e)

131 116 I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.

It's a thing with all the AWFL Karen podcasters. They all swear like drunken sailors. The vile crone Jennifer Welch drops an F-bomb every other word. They do think they sound cool and edgy and resistancy. It's just obvious and tired and stale.

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (gtcuf)

132 Can't wait for Trump's inevitable reply

@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)

Howsabout the timeless lolgf?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (dK+Kv)

133 Back to the Somalis, I hope this is true. Bock is the ringleader of the Feeding Our Future scam.
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The U.S. Dept. of Justice has accused Aimee Bock and her adult sons of sending confidential court material to the Minnesota Star Tribune and other media outlets.

Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)

134 132 Can't wait for Trump's inevitable reply

@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)

Howsabout the timeless lolgf?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (dK+Kv)

You could tell him to eat a bag of dicks, but he'd probably enjoy it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

135 Does Sid enjoy tampons as much as King Chuck?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

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Tim Walz does. Has anyone seen Sid and Tim Walz together? Hmmm, just saying.

Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (Tbs6N)

136 Mamdani, your ideology has outpaced your pocketbook. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:09 PM (Cif43)

137 135 Does Sid enjoy tampons as much as King Chuck?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

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Tim Walz does. Has anyone seen Sid and Tim Walz together? Hmmm, just saying.

Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (Tbs6N)

That's a disturbing image...Sid and Tim Walz "sharing" a tampon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

138 Can't wait for Trump's inevitable reply ... NYC... bailout

"Deez nutz, ur mouf, assembly required"

Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (gKWVE)

139 @WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop

LOL. It wasn't that long ago Hochul was telling wealthy New Yorkers that if they didn't like NY, to just go ahead and leave to FL, they didn't want them or need them!

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (oiNtH)

140 @WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
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AKA "bad luck"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (RIvkX)

141 95 Queen Elizabeth was supposedly very fond of Trump... Not so, Obama
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (U/x/I)

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That was my very favorite state visit by the Obungos!!! Mooch mawling the Queen of England with her nasty, greasy arms. The group photo at the Palace looked like a tribe of Amazons with the Queen and Prince Phillip.

Then they flew to Ireland and the Beast (car, not Mooch) got stuck on a speed bump and I laughed hysterically at my desk. One of those times the poor man I married asked across the house wth am I doing now.

I think she was wearing that weird, shrunken cardigan with layers of different colored ruffles and looked as if she stole it from gypsy clown world.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (WONhk)

142 @WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop

LOL. It wasn't that long ago Hochul was telling wealthy New Yorkers that if they didn't like NY, to just go ahead and leave to FL, they didn't want them or need them!

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (oiNtH)

Maybe real communism will work this time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (dK+Kv)

143 Mamdani, your ideology has outpaced your pocketbook. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:09 PM (Cif43)
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Hochy said she would be opening the checkbook to keep Mami afloat.

So he should try there first.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

144
If asked whether he thought King Chuck was taking potshots at him, Trump should say, "I wasn't really listening."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (HdYcL)

145 @WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)

Just watch Gov. Kathy Botox steal from the poor upstaters (mostly in red counties) to satisfy the NYC base that gets them elected. NY Govs have been looting from the rest of the state to fund NYC for decades.

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (gtcuf)

146 The pathetic thing about Starmer is that when he falls, finally, Labour looks likely to choose a Stalinist to replace him. And I’m not exaggerating.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (tVVBJ)

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No, Starmer is safe until the next election, that's how their system works. He has the majority votes of Labour members of parliament and as long as he does he remains the prime minister.

Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:12 PM (Tbs6N)

147 I think Chuckles was probably never all that smart. There's a reason why QEII hung on for so very long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)

He looks to have the IQ of a tampon

Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (zFsEm)

148 Maybe real communism will work this time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (dK+Kv)
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You just have to squint really hard and believe in fairies with all your heart.

And when you feel lighter in the wallet, it's because you can fly.

And if that doesn't work, well, it's not like it was True Socialism™

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e)

149 My guess is NY will pay up somehow

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

150 It's a thing with all the AWFL Karen podcasters. They all swear like drunken sailors. The vile crone Jennifer Welch drops an F-bomb every other word. They do think they sound cool and edgy and resistancy. It's just obvious and tired and stale.
Posted by: Delurker

Like Hollywood actors or musicians who constantly flip the bird or flash gang symbols when their picture is taken. For the love of God, stop. It is beyond old and stupid.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

151
66 England developed property rights and the rule of law to their highest forms. It is depressing to see what's become of it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (XvL8K)

Sadly, Laws never have any power save the will and ability of those who enforce them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (tVVBJ)

152 What was the point of all this for Trump? Why invite someone to your house that you know will piss on the floor and call you an asshole?

Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (3wCO0)

153 "If asked whether he thought King Chuck was taking potshots at him, Trump should say, "I wasn't really listening."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

Is that really the right kind of phrasing after last week?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

154
I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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The f-bomb is supposed to be some uncontrollable outburst that you shout in the moment. It shows how fake Katie is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (n7rxJ)

155 If asked whether he thought King Chuck was taking potshots at him, Trump should say, "I wasn't really listening."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (HdYcL)
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She said I never listened to her--or some shit like that...I don't know, I wasn't listening.

Posted by: Harry at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (Fi81e)

156
I'll say this for FDR, when he got a visit from the royal British grifters he fed 'em hot dogs.

Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (DECkL)

157 My guess is NY will pay up somehow
Posted by: Skip

Yeah, if I was in a nursing home in NY, I wouldn't be feeling so good right now.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

158 You know, some people got no choice
and they can never find a voice
to talk with that they can even call their own
So the first thing that they see
that allows them the right to be
why they follow it, you know what it's called?
bad luck.

- Lou Reed "Street Hassle"

Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (gtcuf)

159
What was the point of all this for Trump? Why invite someone to your house that you know will piss on the floor and call you an asshole?
Posted by: Heroq

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As I listened to the speech, it didn't strike me that way. It sounded a lot like the opposite of what Queer Starmer is doing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (n7rxJ)

160 What was the point of all this for Trump? Why invite someone to your house that you know will piss on the floor and call you an asshole?

Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (3wCO0)
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There might be a deal in it.

Trump is all about the deal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e)

161 Nancy Pelosi is effing evil.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 06:16 PM (aZm/F)

162 Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Posted by: Dennis, Constitutional Peasant at April 28, 2026 06:16 PM (wVcYX)

163 For the love of God, stop. It is beyond old and stupid.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (oiNtH)
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Perhaps, coincidentally, so are many of them.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

164 I hope President Trump bats him down after a few drinkies imbibed by Chuck, as he will be left more puce than normal and his sausage finger may burst over his pinkie ring.

I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.

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My guess is that could be the side effect of cortisone treatments.

Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Tbs6N)

165 So, Lady Di married a guy (Charles) who then converted to islam and then dumped her, only for her to end up in the bed of...a different Muslim guy (Dodi Fayed).

Talk about picking the wrong kind of men.....

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Av6i5)

166 Trump greeted the King and Queen and was very nice to them. They are guests so that is only being polite. Let them have a nice visit, they will be gone soon enough. No use for Trump to be rude to them. That would just cause more flak from the media.

Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (9lqZe)

167 Where's the Flying Green Dildo when he is needed?

Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (wBaIH)

168
The U.S. Dept. of Justice has accused Aimee Bock and her adult sons of sending confidential court material to the Minnesota Star Tribune and other media outlets.
Posted by: beckster

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I saw that, and I don't get it. If anything, Bock would be obfuscating, not revealing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (n7rxJ)

169 "What was the point of all this for Trump?"

Maybe he was bored and needed a little entertainment.

That picture with the bee is great. See what happens when you don't freak out?

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

170 Nancy Pelosi is effing evil.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 06:16 PM (aZm/F)
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And 6 years older than Trump, who Kimmel had to remind you was sooooo old!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (Fi81e)

171 The vacuous word salad spewing from CNN is Kamamlala- worthy.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (mFhj8)

172 Did King Charles One Hundred Eleven meet with Ilhan Omar?

Posted by: DBCooper at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (MgbOX)

173 I think we should be able to make jokes about the *checks notes* third? Fifth? Attempt on Trumps life.

Black humor and gallows humor are our prerogative. We should know that it's fucking hilarious.

I loved the meme of the people at the desk reacting when they heard the shots and Trump is looking at the lady to his right and the speech bubble is 'First time?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

174 WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027

Posted by: weft cut-loop

LOL. It wasn't that long ago Hochul was telling wealthy New Yorkers that if they didn't like NY, to just go ahead and leave to FL, they didn't want them or need them!
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And then begging them to come back so they could feel good that they are paying their fair share to support the less fortunate.

I can't believe that didn't work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (tUP1A)

175 Pelosi is the Wicked Witch of the West

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Look and learn, it's King Charles the One hundred Eleventh.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar the Zip at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (47/pr)

177 I hope President Trump bats him down after a few drinkies imbibed by Chuck, as he will be left more puce than normal and his sausage finger may burst over his pinkie ring.

I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.

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My guess is that could be the side effect of cortisone treatments.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Tbs6N)

I bet he doesn't live another year. I think the cancer if pretty bad.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (mFhj8)

178 Blonde Morticia, that was my take as well. A history lesson with some great one liners and left the whacko bullshit for last. I don't regret listening to it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Cif43)

179 No use for Trump to be rude to them. That would just cause more flak from the media.
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (9lqZe)
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Plus there are plenty people online that he is just revving up because they can see people being civil to Trump, and that frustrates their wish-casting.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)

180 Not just a literal king, but the king of the country we fought two wars to get and remain separate from.
Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vSvIl)

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This reminds me of usual family dynamics. We declared autonomy in our youth and grew in stature, wealth and power. Britain thrived as an adult kingdom then aged and became frail, now needing the help of the robust offspring.

Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Tbs6N)

181 In England they used to have a TV comedy show called Spitting image which satirized the rich and famous with puppets that were grotesque caricatures of the real people.

Prince Charles was the only Spitting Image pippet that was based on a life cast -- no need for a grotesque caricature, because his natural appearance already was a real-life grotesque self-caricature.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5)

182 "Democracy"? What would fake King Chuckles know or understand about "Democracy"?

Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2026 06:21 PM (TN0g+)

183 Do I really care what Karl Von Battenberg says?

Posted by: Avi at April 28, 2026 06:21 PM (ieodf)

184 "scientific population management"

that there's a concept greatly loved by tyrants and invaders.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (VyBeY)

185 I won't be able to formulate an opinion on the outcome of this event until I hear from Tucker and Kimmel.

BTW, that might be a good title for a buddy cop series..

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Fbc0I)

186 Common ground for Trump and Charles- they both think Harry is a doofus.

Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (mFhj8)

187
Chuck is the dimbulb scion of minor German princelings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (HdYcL)

188 BTW, that might be a good title for a buddy cop series..
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Fbc0I)
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Or a really bad bourbon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (xvhJH)

189 "183 Do I really care what Karl Von Battenberg says?"

exactly. someone who may well have a vestigial tail.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (VyBeY)

190 Grotesque Caricature would be a good name for a band. But not a beer.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

191 In England they used to have a TV comedy show called Spitting image which satirized the rich and famous with puppets that were grotesque caricatures of the real people.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5)
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They did the puppets of Genesis in the Land of Confusion video.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)

192 I have nothing good to say about Charles except his garden, which I doubt he did very little of the labor. Unlike my spectacular David Austin gardens. Which I should be working in now vs hanging out here.

I don't understand why they did not put braces on his bottom teeth. Are there orthodontists in London?

He would be a cyclops if his eyes were closer together.

Not being mean but generally wondering, what on earth disease does he have to have sausage fingers? It is more than edema, I can tell you that for sure. It's not like edema on his ankles. His fingers are very short and his hands are red and swollen, always. Not from traveling.

If I have misspelled anything today I haven't been wearing my OTC reading glasses for reasons unknown.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (WONhk)

193 Hopefully, while he is here King Chuck can get treated for the syphilis and genital warts which plague his family and especially him for some reason.

Posted by: Ramon at April 28, 2026 06:24 PM (JjbBG)

194 I don't think there's evidence that Charles converted to Islam, but he certainly cozies up to it. Op Ed from a pastor, Michael Youssef who was raised as a Christian in Egypt. From " Christian Post" website:

https://tinyurl.com/3wdvyju4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:24 PM (7RYym)

195 King Chuck spoke in Congress, PDT spoke in the Knesset.

It is called diplomacy

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Cif43)

196 Chuck is the dimbulb scion of minor German princelings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (HdYcL)
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I saw Dimbulb Scion of Minor German Princelings open for Bush at the Astrodome in 88.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)

197 "They did the puppets of Genesis in the Land of Confusion video.
Posted by: Axeman"

Huh. That was about the time I started hating Genesis.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

198 No use for Trump to be rude to them. That would just cause more flak from the media.
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Trump should give them a gift of a box set of the first 3 seasons of The Apprentice.

I understand that self-promoting gifts of your own stale media are a super classy gift.
Tip-top of the classy pyramid.

Ask Obama.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (tUP1A)

199 Trump should have invited Walz to have a discussion with Chuck about tampons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (gu0hJ)

200 183 Do I really care what Karl Von Battenberg says?
Posted by: Avi

Real name: Carolus Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld Braunschweig.

Not joking.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)

201 A backwater king from a backwater country. i hope Charles Eye-Eye-Eye brings up the Falkland Islands problem.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)

202 Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring >>>>>>>>> Dimbulb, Scion of Minor German Princelings

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (xvhJH)

203 Britain thrived as an adult kingdom then aged and became frail, now needing the help of the robust offspring.
Posted by: Decaf

They didn't just get 'old' They went on a multidecade marxist bender and are now trying to ignore the results of their own idiocy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (diia5)

204 Isn't that a type of liverwurst?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

205 Argentina might be doing bettrr than England these days

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

206 >>> 200 183 Do I really care what Karl Von Battenberg says?
Posted by: Avi

Real name: Carolus Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld Braunschweig.

Not joking.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)

Can OrangeManBad have (N)ICE deport Carolus back to Germany?

Posted by: a modest proposal at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (kkpxq)

207 Real name: Carolus Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld Braunschweig.

Not joking.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)
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I'm pretty sure George V had the family name changed to "Windsor" during World War Eye.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (rj6Yv)

208 Charles Eye-Eye-Eye
Posted by: mrp

And his Mexican cousin, Carlos Aye-Aye-Aye.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (Av6i5)

209 Trump had a state visit to the UK last year.
It’s diplomatic protocol for Trump to invite his host, Charles III, to visit the U.S., and Charles accepted.

It’s not much more than that, and this was planned long ago. Trump doesn’t need to get anything for it, it’s part of formal international relations.

Not sure why people get so worked up about it.
Charles III is a well-known eco-nut, so nothing surprising there at all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (6ydKt)

210 Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring >>>>>>>>> Dimbulb, Scion of Minor German Princelings
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (xvhJH)

Yes. JS Bach is not even the same species as Chuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

211 Carolus Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld Braunschweig

so his family invented liver sausage?

{faint respect}
{in spite of the vestigial tail}

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (VyBeY)

212
Charles Eye-Eye-Eye

___________

His Mafia name is Chuckie Three Eyes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (HdYcL)

213 "They did the puppets of Genesis in the Land of Confusion video.
Posted by: Axeman"

Huh. That was about the time I started hating Genesis.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)
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I never hated them. I just find the Hackett-era much more interesting, but the full-pop trio era is only slightly better than Calling All Stations, which suffers from way too much Banks' moroseness and ennui.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)

214 King Al - Charles (PBUH)

Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:29 PM (3wCO0)

215 So what's it going to take to disband the royalty? Surely Islam is not going to put up with a king.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

216 I'm pretty sure George V had the family name changed to "Windsor" during World War Eye.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (rj6Yv)
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Hannover until then, I believe.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

217 No Kings is like everything else they say. Just pure sloganeeering and manipulation. They don't mean it. They just know that all the other stuff against Trump hasn't worked, so let's use the fact that he seems quite powerful and unstoppable against him.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)

218 And his Mexican cousin, Carlos Aye-Aye-Aye.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (Av6i5)
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Better known as the Frito Bandito.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (Fi81e)

219 It’s not much more than that, and this was planned long ago. Trump doesn’t need to get anything for it, it’s part of formal international relations.

Not sure why people get so worked up about it.
Charles III is a well-known eco-nut, so nothing surprising there at all.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I’m So old I remember when the reason people liked Trump was because he didn’t play these bullshit games like a regular politician.

Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (3wCO0)

220 Hannover until then, I believe.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)
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Saxe-Coburg-Gotha once Vicky married Bertie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (xvhJH)

221 Reality check. Two things have fund our existence. Energy production and military hardware sales. You might have missed Chuck touting the sub contract.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (Cif43)

222 To be fair, Phil Collins ruined it for me.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

223 I was pleased to see several here immediately recognize that fife and drum corps as "not British." You might have thought that their playing Yankee Doodle would be a dead giveaway.

Does anyone know if reader comments straightened out The Patriot Oasis on this fine point of military history? Because that was the most Internet Conservative Stupid thing I'd seen today.

God DAMMIT.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2026 06:33 PM (zdLoL)

224 Forget it, WWD. It's the internet.

Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

225 So Shannon Elizabeth (remember her? She was the brunette hot girl in American Pie.) She evidently opened an onlyfans last week. Guys have already paid millions, evidently. And she has not even posted nudes.

*golfclap* Bravo, lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

226 Nood. Quick hits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

227 204 Isn't that a type of liverwurst?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Different sausages and ground-meat products are named after the German-speaking cities where they originated.

Ground pork entrails stuffed into an intestine originated in Frankfurt, hence was called a frankfurter..

Griound beef flattened into round discs came from Hamburg, hence hamburger.

Smoked sauage combining pork and beef was popular in Vienna (Wien), hence was called wiener.

And a thick sausage made from ground and spiced liver was popular in Braunschweig, hence was called braunschweiger -- what we call liverwurst in US English.

The old-fashioned British way of translitering the name of the city f Braunschweig was to call it Brunswick.

Charles' ancestoea from from Brunswick/Braunschweig, hence are braunschqeigers.

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5)

228 To be fair, Phil Collins ruined it for me.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vFG9F)
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It's easy to blame Collins, but Rutherford had been successful with their first two legit hits (Your Own Special Way and Follow You, Follow Me), and Banks stopped wanting to paste all the melodies together in longer form.

After Duke, their longer pieces, like Home by the Sea and Submarine come strictly out of *jams*.

Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e)

229 >>>Not being mean but generally wondering, what on earth disease does he have to have sausage fingers? It is more than edema, I can tell you that for sure. It's not like edema on his ankles. His fingers are very short and his hands are red and swollen, always. Not from traveling.

>Not enough sleep? Sleeping upright? You have to allow your body to drain this fluid naturally. Sometimes supine position works best.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Fbc0I)

230 braunschqeigers = Braunschweigers

Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (Av6i5)

231 >>Charles Eye-Eye-Eye

Eventually the NFL will have to change the numerals for Super Bowls from Roman to Arabic. (No not because sharia law).

Because a majority of the population will have no idea what Roman numerals are, let alone know what they represent.

(Yes, I do remember grade school math teachers pounding into my head the difference between numbers and numerals! I can't recall ever using the term "numeral" in my life before now, however!)

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (5rh/l)

232 I loved on the Crown when Queen Mary called the Bob Battenbergs parvenus

Posted by: Avi at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (ieodf)

233 King Charles will be named Custodian of the Holy Places in Europe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

234 Omar the Turban Cobra, MN, today:

"King Charles Eye Eye Eye, it is an honor to meet you." She then uluates and scares Camilla, who is biding her time til gin hour...make it a triple!

Or, an aide told her, "Omar,you stupid bint, these are Roman Numbers for #3. He's the third king of the UK named Charles. I realize Roman Numbers are not taught in Mogadishu."
Inshallah oopsie snak bar.

This was after her lecture of World War Eleventy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)

235 Reality check. Two things have fund our existence. Energy production and military hardware sales. You might have missed Chuck touting the sub contract.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (Cif43)
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Was that a reference to the AUKUS deal? $300M is almost a Pentagon rounding error.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)

236 Chuck may not have converted to Islam, but he's playing it as the stalking horse. What I mean is that he thinks it will be the predominate social movement in England and thus, is positioning the "house" for continued rule.

For how long?

No clue.

I doubt it will end well either way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (jehhT)

237
the US probably has better gin than the uk at this point, which is one more thing for them to be ashamed of ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)

The dumbass Limeys allowed the New Jersey guidos who now own the brand to take a perfectly good and inexpensive British dry gin like Boodles (Winston Churchill's favorite gin) and change the recipe about 12 years ago. Apparently, it sucks now.

The old plastic crown shaped cap is the good stuff. The modern metal cap is the panther piss version.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 06:44 PM (X4KFY)

238 The Brits have involved the world in world wars of their own making since the French and Indian Affair.
They had no business antagonizing the Germans in 1914 and set up the debacle which was WW2, losing their ass and empire in the process.

Good Riddance.

Posted by: Colonel Blimp at April 28, 2026 06:47 PM (JjbBG)

239 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

240
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

A post on X suggested it was kuru, the cannibal disease from eating human flesh. Supposedly, Ellen DeGeneres has it too. And Tom Hanks. Hey, it's X.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (l26NL)

241 I heard half of the speech, it was a Democrats dream
They will be living off this for a few months

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (nGraA)

242 @240...looked it up. With that Hollywood witch they hung out with (the stars!) this is not a huge surprise. Marina Abramović. "Performance Art with a satanic twist of human blood." Right, right, right.

Watch Chuck Triple Eye's speech. He cannot bend his fingers to turn the pages of his speech. Maybe I never noticed before as I was not tuned in, or the cameras did not show. He could barely turn the pages. No mobility or bending at all.

I have seen edema from CHF and this ain't it.

I've noticed his hands in the past. Thought some sort of heart disease but had never seen it before.

Now I will look at Ellen's and that eejit Hank's hands as well.

Wow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (WONhk)

243 I know I'm late to the party, but the misuse grates:

"Now, King Charles doesn't come in here itching for a fight on it. He comes in with his position to be above it a bit and in his you know, very British, stiff upper lip kind of way." -- Curtis Houck

No, that doesn't mean dry or droll or snide or passive-aggressive or any of those things. It means stoic in the face of stress, as opposed to with quivering lips!

Normal people -- who have average IQs and don't know all the things -- are perfectly fine, because they don't pretend to be anything else. When these partially-educated soulless midwits preen and pose as our intellectual and moral superiors, that's when they become utterly despicable, and frankly lucky that you can't punch through a screen -- especially when they're simultaneously flubbing colloquialisms.

Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (Sy6m/)

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