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Fauci Advisor David Morens -- Whom Biden Forgot to Pardon -- Arrested and Charged for Conspiracy and Destruction of Federal Records Related to Fauci's COVID Cover-Up
Update! Is Peter Daszak Next?!
There are dozens of criminals Biden's Autopen Autocrats were too incompetent to pardon. Arrest and jail them all.
I believe Morens bragged about deliberately misspelling key words in emails so that when his records were subpoenaed -- and remember, when records are subpoenaed, only those records containing keywords approved by a judge are actually searched for, so if you deliberately misspell "COVID" as "CVOID" it won't be found -- his nefarious schemes to bury evidence that COVID was created by his pals at the Wuhan lab wouldn't be found.
Dr. David M. Morens, a former top adviser to Dr. Anthony Fauci, was arrested and charged Tuesday with conspiracy and destruction of federal records in one of the first cases to allege a cover-up in the COVID-19 pandemic. The charges -- brought by the FBI, Justice Department and the U.S. Health and Human Services inspector general -- allege the former senior scientific adviser at the National Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which Fauci led for 38 years, committed conspiracy against the United States; destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations; concealment, removal or mutilation of records; and aiding and abetting. Morens, 78, of Chester, Md., served as a senior advisor in NIAID's Office of the Director from 2006 through 2022, the year Fauci retired. ... The filing of the charges was immediately praised by two powerful investigative chairmen in Congress who had alleged Morens was destroying records and using private email to keep information about the coronavirus and its origins from Congress. "More than two years ago, my PSI staff discovered and made public emails in which Dr. David Morens bragged to colleagues about his efforts to avoid transparency by destroying federal records and using his personal email to communicate on 'sensitive issues,'" said Wisconsin GOP Sen. Ron Johnson, chairman of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations. ... "The House Oversight Committee's Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic uncovered evidence revealing Dr. Morens -- a top advisor to Dr. Fauci -- intentionally took action to conceal and falsify records about the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic," Comer said. "We caught Dr. Morens red-handed as he boasted in emails about how the 'FOIA lady' coached him on how to hide records and cover-up information. I applaud the Trump Justice Department for taking action to hold this public official accountable for hiding information from the American people. No one is above the law and under the Trump Administration, overdue accountability is finally here."
The indictment alleges that Morens: Conspired with two others during the COVID-19 pandemic to defraud and commit several offenses against the United States after NIH terminated a grant called Understanding the Risk of Bat Coronavirus Emergence based on allegations that COVID-19 emerged from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) in Wuhan, China. Conspired with others to restore the termination of the bat coronavirus grant and counter the narrative that COVID-19 leaked from a lab. Agreed in writing to intentionally hide from public view their communications by corresponding using Morens's personal Gmail account, rather than his official NIH email account.Update: Charging document here, if you want to give it a once-over. Update!: Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth who was used as a cut-out to illegally fund the Wuhan lab, is almost certainly the man the indictment calls "CO-CONSPIRATOR," and should be the next to be arrested and charged.
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans," and identified an official act that he could perform to "deserve" the gift, which was a scientific commentary in a prominent medical journal advocating that COVID-19 had natural origins.
Daszak is the co-conspirator here. His indictment should be next. I didn’t think we’d ever see it, but accountability for the Covid origin cover up has finally arrived. Incredible. https://t.co/uWYIe1tX6O pic.twitter.com/lX7O6WdTCD
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) April 28, 2026
Fauci advisor David Morens admits in an email that he "learned from our foia lady here how to make emails disappear after i am foia'd but before the search starts" https://t.co/sn6hvwDF7R pic.twitter.com/1MroXRWNQO
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 28, 2026
The "FOIA lady" was Margaret Moore. https://t.co/1lElG5dQDR https://t.co/rjJ6Jp1ojm pic.twitter.com/l9OEOaW1Yb
— L (@SomeBitchIIKnow) April 28, 2026
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Good.
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (9lqZe)
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There are dozens of criminals Biden's Autopen Autocrats were too incompetent to pardon. Arrest and jail them all.
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"They'll never get me for the murders."
-Al Capone
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"They'll never get me for the murders."
-Al Capone
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (R/457)
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78? who the fuck are these doddering fools given so much power over us?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
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Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (j+aD2)
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I could have been first but I share.
I also need to go garden so all firsts will go to others. Waiting for the temps to be higher than 30's.
I also need to go garden so all firsts will go to others. Waiting for the temps to be higher than 30's.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (WONhk)
7
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (LdBR/)
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this is the kind of news I need to see more of ... well, convictions would be nice, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (VyBeY)
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First?
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (H943L)
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Oh. No. What a shame.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)
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3 78? who the fuck are these doddering fools given so much power over us?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
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I looked up Rose DeLauro, the purple haired harridan House rep who had a viral moment yesterday when she had no idea what Loper was while questioning EPA administrator Zeldin.
83.
Been in Congress since 1991.
What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
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I looked up Rose DeLauro, the purple haired harridan House rep who had a viral moment yesterday when she had no idea what Loper was while questioning EPA administrator Zeldin.
83.
Been in Congress since 1991.
What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
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And that wine must have been awesome. Probably would have been better for him if he'd just swiped it from a bowtie dinner.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (gKWVE)
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I don't see why Fauci can't be held responsible. His pardon was autopen and not real.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)
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Not by a long shot. Oh well, I didn't want to be first anyway.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (H943L)
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I'll be suss if this guy "offs himself" tho. very very suss.
It'll be more suss if he dies of covid.
It'll be more suss if he dies of covid.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)
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I'm pissed that Fauci got a pardon
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (U/x/I)
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But everyone thought my scarves were so CUTE!
But everyone thought my scarves were so CUTE!
Posted by: The Birx lady at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)
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I wish Texas or Florida would file against Fauci.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (rOERL)
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I'm okay with Trump causing a "constitutional crisis" if he were to give the green light to go after the former government Covidians.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (5yDGQ)
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What if the source of our issues all this time have been Connecticut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
At least Connecticut is a real state...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
At least Connecticut is a real state...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (iNUL3)
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What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Doesn't Ace live in Connecticut?
Doesn't Ace live in Connecticut?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
22
Squeal like a pig, boy!
Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (wOO3z)
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There are dozens of criminals Biden's Autopen Autocrats were too incompetent to pardon. Arrest and jail them all.
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Why haven't the AutoPen Empire pardons been nullified yet?
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
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Why haven't the AutoPen Empire pardons been nullified yet?
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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Only a few short months/years until a communist jury in Maryland acquits him of all charges! Justice bitches!
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
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>>Doesn't Ace live in Connecticut?
This would explain why those WASPy Crows in his neighborhood won't give him the time of day.
This would explain why those WASPy Crows in his neighborhood won't give him the time of day.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (rOERL)
26
This could prove entertaining...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (wtvvX)
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13 I don't see why Fauci can't be held responsible. His pardon was autopen and not real.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)
Just haul him i yo court on any charge. Give him the Trump treatment. Make his last days on earth long days of sitting with lawyers in court.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)
Just haul him i yo court on any charge. Give him the Trump treatment. Make his last days on earth long days of sitting with lawyers in court.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (jgiQ8)
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Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
Box Wine's got a lot to answer for.
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
Box Wine's got a lot to answer for.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (iJfKG)
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I believe Morens bragged about deliberately misspelling key words in emails so that when his records were subpoenaed ...
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Consciousness of guilt. GUILTY! STONE HIM!!!
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Consciousness of guilt. GUILTY! STONE HIM!!!
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (VdTX+)
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23 Why haven't the AutoPen Empire pardons been nullified yet?
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (R/457)
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There are dozens of criminals Biden's Autopen Autocrats were too incompetent to pardon. Arrest and jail them all.
Jail???
Jail???
Posted by: sad, lonely helicopters at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (kkpxq)
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Someone should ask Biden how many pardons he signed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (jgiQ8)
33
It still amazes me how the left went from:
COVID is obviously a naturally occurring disease and only a racist would blame the Chinese bio-lab in Wuhan. I mean you people believe stupid conspiracy theories just because someone on the internet tells you?!?
to
Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
COVID is obviously a naturally occurring disease and only a racist would blame the Chinese bio-lab in Wuhan. I mean you people believe stupid conspiracy theories just because someone on the internet tells you?!?
to
Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
34
who the fuck are these doddering fools given so much power over us?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
Not who but how. No one should have their power.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
Not who but how. No one should have their power.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (USUCU)
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Hang him. The credentialed class needs to be afraid.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (1AM9l)
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Keep indicting everyone you can make a case against. They are bureaucrats who will be scared shitless of a prison sentence. They will sing like birds to avoid jail. Make sure the whole story is told. Even if you can't get Fauci because of the pardon, let history realize that he is one of the greatest monsters ever. If you can make a case in a state against Mengele squared the Biden pardon means nothing.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (gu0hJ)
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>>> 11
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What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
How much is JackStraw paying you?
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What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
How much is JackStraw paying you?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (kkpxq)
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"We caught Dr. Morens red-handed as he boasted in emails about how the 'FOIA lady' coached him on how to hide records and cover-up information.
_____________________
Well, that's troublesome. The James Comey Trademarked No Criminal Intent defense is hard to apply here.
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Well, that's troublesome. The James Comey Trademarked No Criminal Intent defense is hard to apply here.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (n1OCj)
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I don't see a crime here.
Posted by: Shrillary Clinton at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
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I'm confident Democrat Lawfare lawyers who will no doubt represent Morens, will file a motion declaring that he was pardoned by Biden, based on penumbras and auras in the complete Fauci pardon paperwork. Boasberg will agree and Morens will never be tried.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (5rh/l)
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>>It still amazes me how the left went from:
Utilitarians have no beliefs or principles.
They only have desired outcomes.
Utilitarians have no beliefs or principles.
They only have desired outcomes.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (rOERL)
43
It's a start.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (w95V0)
44
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Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
Box Wine's got a lot to answer for.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (iJfKG)
OUT: Cabernet
IN: Grand Cuvéed
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
Box Wine's got a lot to answer for.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (iJfKG)
OUT: Cabernet
IN: Grand Cuvéed
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)
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Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
I guess Box Wine's Our Better's kryptonite.
Can you imagine betraying your profession, betraying your oath, causing physical harm to your fellow Americans, committing federal crimes-
for wine?!?!
Even if offered the finest of Box Wines from Peoria, would that be enough for you to turn criminal and traitor?
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
I guess Box Wine's Our Better's kryptonite.
Can you imagine betraying your profession, betraying your oath, causing physical harm to your fellow Americans, committing federal crimes-
for wine?!?!
Even if offered the finest of Box Wines from Peoria, would that be enough for you to turn criminal and traitor?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (iJfKG)
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I saw a post on Farcebook where someone said, "The best part of being a conspiracy theorist is not getting Myocarditis."
And there were a number of responses along the lines of, "Well I got the covid vaccine and I don't have Myocarditis either!"
But this sort of misses the forest for the trees. The argument was a high percentage of people that did not get the clot shot would die from COVID, in addition to spreading it to their unvaccinated friends, leading to a mass die off. This was the argument the government used for its mandates.
And yet the pure bloods are still here...and with a much lower rate of Myocarditis then the clot shotted...
And there were a number of responses along the lines of, "Well I got the covid vaccine and I don't have Myocarditis either!"
But this sort of misses the forest for the trees. The argument was a high percentage of people that did not get the clot shot would die from COVID, in addition to spreading it to their unvaccinated friends, leading to a mass die off. This was the argument the government used for its mandates.
And yet the pure bloods are still here...and with a much lower rate of Myocarditis then the clot shotted...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
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"Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans," and identified an official act that he could perform to "deserve" the gift, which was a scientific commentary in a prominent medical journal advocating that COVID-19 had natural origins."
Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales!
Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales!
Posted by: zombie Sir Thomas More at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (3sXRv)
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The number one rule of committing a crime: Or at least 1A. Or maybe 11....
Don't tell anyone about it!!!
The amount of these fools that get caught because they bragged to someone.
Don't tell anyone about it!!!
The amount of these fools that get caught because they bragged to someone.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (USUCU)
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No reasonable prosecutor would touch this with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (KtOUo)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (R/457)
He cant delegate the use of autopen pardons to someone else to make pardon decisions. ?? I would think he would have to at least be given a full list of pardons for him to initial and send to autopen. Oh yeah im thinking like someone who is not a conniving crook.
The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (R/457)
He cant delegate the use of autopen pardons to someone else to make pardon decisions. ?? I would think he would have to at least be given a full list of pardons for him to initial and send to autopen. Oh yeah im thinking like someone who is not a conniving crook.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (jgiQ8)
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To drag a subject forward, you like anchovy flavor and you can't get the fish past others, they do make anchovy powder that they sell in Asian markets. It adds a pop of umami to anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
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13 I don't see why Fauci can't be held responsible. His pardon was autopen and not real.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026
Unfortunately, I think that is just whistling into the wind. But what will be interesting is how he responds to his minions being charged - my guess is he will do nothing, or send out a scold via letter. His minions are about to find out he won’t care much past that. When you dance with the devil…
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026
Unfortunately, I think that is just whistling into the wind. But what will be interesting is how he responds to his minions being charged - my guess is he will do nothing, or send out a scold via letter. His minions are about to find out he won’t care much past that. When you dance with the devil…
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)
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>>> 48 The number one rule of committing a crime: Or at least 1A. Or maybe 11....
Don't tell anyone about it!!!
The amount of these fools that get caught because they bragged to someone.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (USUCU)
But it's ok to write a personal check.
Don't tell anyone about it!!!
The amount of these fools that get caught because they bragged to someone.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (USUCU)
But it's ok to write a personal check.
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (kkpxq)
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I saw Fuhrer Whitmer put out a video in response to the latest would be Trump assassination arguing people should just calm down.
And behind her she had a nickknack with the phrase 86-47.
These people really are all in on killing their opponents aren't they?
And behind her she had a nickknack with the phrase 86-47.
These people really are all in on killing their opponents aren't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
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Hey ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I just put 2 southernisms into 1 post without even thinking about it. lol.
Okay, back to the program.
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
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Deport him to Canada, then order MAID service.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (znv1E)
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43 It's a start.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (w95V0)
It's a start when Morens and any more they can round up are thrown into solitary confinement and treated the way the J6 hostages were. I don't really care that he's 78.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (w95V0)
It's a start when Morens and any more they can round up are thrown into solitary confinement and treated the way the J6 hostages were. I don't really care that he's 78.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
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>>> 51 To drag a subject forward, you like anchovy flavor and you can't get the fish past others, they do make anchovy powder that they sell in Asian markets. It adds a pop of umami to anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
Have you tried this for Caesar dressing?
I am a fungus bigot, but I love the dried mushroom powder from the Spice House.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
Have you tried this for Caesar dressing?
I am a fungus bigot, but I love the dried mushroom powder from the Spice House.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (kkpxq)
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That's why easy money scams are so easy to spot. One, there's no such thing as easy money and two on the small chance someone found it, they sure as fuck ain't gonna tell you about it. Unless they want to put you on the hook and leave you holding the bag.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Accent flavor enhancer at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (2Ez/1)
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Even if offered the finest of Box Wines from Peoria, would that be enough for you to turn criminal and traitor?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (iJfKG)
Night Train Express, with stops at Leavenworth and Florence . . .
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (iJfKG)
Night Train Express, with stops at Leavenworth and Florence . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (gKWVE)
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more updates added.
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
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There is no such things as a "whatever" pardon.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
Fauci wasn't under investigation at the time, and Biden didn't say in any form he was pardoning Fauci for fraud, lying about, or creating COVID.
So no, his pardon does not cover him.
Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
Fauci wasn't under investigation at the time, and Biden didn't say in any form he was pardoning Fauci for fraud, lying about, or creating COVID.
So no, his pardon does not cover him.
Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
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Hey ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I just put 2 southernisms into 1 post without even thinking about it. lol.
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
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Well, bless your heart!
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
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Well, bless your heart!
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (u73oe)
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And that wine must have been awesome. Probably would have been better for him if he'd just swiped it from a bowtie dinner.
The surprise isn't that they're corrupt; it's how little it takes to corrupt them.
The surprise isn't that they're corrupt; it's how little it takes to corrupt them.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (vTZFs)
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62 more updates added.
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
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Just wait until the dodos show up.
Then you'll have a show.
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
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Just wait until the dodos show up.
Then you'll have a show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (R/457)
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41 I'm confident Democrat Lawfare lawyers who will no doubt represent Morens, will file a motion declaring that he was pardoned by Biden, based on penumbras and auras in the complete Fauci pardon paperwork. Boasberg will agree and Morens will never be tried.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026
And then he will die and face a much bigger judge.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026
And then he will die and face a much bigger judge.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dd38x)
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Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
Chynnaa as Trump liked to say it
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
Chynnaa as Trump liked to say it
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (U/x/I)
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U.S. District Court of ... Maryland.
Well. Great.
I can't wait for the amazing vomit of legal voodoo the cartel judge will use to dismiss the case.
Well. Great.
I can't wait for the amazing vomit of legal voodoo the cartel judge will use to dismiss the case.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (tUP1A)
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What is better - prosecute this 1 guy to the max and he'll live out the rest of his days in a Super Max prison wishing that the end come soon, or giving leniency in exchange for the truth on everything he knows about the COVID operation, implicating Fauci and the others even though they were all pre-emptively pardoned, so long as it gets this story out to the public?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
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@54 I'm still waiting for Kash's people to look at what the DoJ and FBI hid and lied about in the Whitmer "kidnapping" case. The schmucks who were convicted couldn't fight their way out of wet paper bag if they had scissors. There were more FBI agents and informants the man there were alleged criminals
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (gu0hJ)
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Sort of thing that ace usually writes about - reportedly, FCC will require Disney to refile some routine licensing materials ahead of schedule, WRT some TV stations they own. Related to the unfunny cretin Kimmel's nasty assassination-winky-wink lines about Melania being an "expectant widow".
None of this confirmed. But thought worth mentioning.
None of this confirmed. But thought worth mentioning.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)
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crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
Fuqing rats with wings ...
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
Fuqing rats with wings ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (3sXRv)
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@20
>>At least Connecticut is a real state...
Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
>>At least Connecticut is a real state...
Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (K/TpZ)
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63 There is no such things as a "whatever" pardon.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
Fauci wasn't under investigation at the time, and Biden didn't say in any form he was pardoning Fauci for fraud, lying about, or creating COVID.
So no, his pardon does not cover him.
Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
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This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
Fauci wasn't under investigation at the time, and Biden didn't say in any form he was pardoning Fauci for fraud, lying about, or creating COVID.
So no, his pardon does not cover him.
Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
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This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (R/457)
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Death penalties all around.
Eliminate the blood lines too.
Can't be too careful after all that shit.
Eliminate the blood lines too.
Can't be too careful after all that shit.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)
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This pleases me and I hope it makes Fauci fearful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)
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These people really are all in on killing their opponents aren't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Always have been. Commies gonna commie.
They're now at the point where they want to let you know..
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Always have been. Commies gonna commie.
They're now at the point where they want to let you know..
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (USUCU)
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30 23 Why haven't the AutoPen Empire pardons been nullified yet?
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not necessary, as of caselaw right now, presidential pardons do not apply to states (litigation involving Tina Peters is slowly ascending there). So any state can probably dig up enough charges on state grounds for Fauci to spend the rest of his life in court (see Palko v. CT) along with state civil lawsuits to bankrupt the bastard.
When one constitutional provision seems to close a door, you often can open a window to achieve much of the same purpose.
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not necessary, as of caselaw right now, presidential pardons do not apply to states (litigation involving Tina Peters is slowly ascending there). So any state can probably dig up enough charges on state grounds for Fauci to spend the rest of his life in court (see Palko v. CT) along with state civil lawsuits to bankrupt the bastard.
When one constitutional provision seems to close a door, you often can open a window to achieve much of the same purpose.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)
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74 @20
>>At least Connecticut is a real state...
Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (K/TpZ)
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Reconstitute Massachusetts to its original borders.
Rid us of 6 Democrat senators.
>>At least Connecticut is a real state...
Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (K/TpZ)
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Reconstitute Massachusetts to its original borders.
Rid us of 6 Democrat senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (R/457)
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51 To drag a subject forward, you like anchovy flavor and you can't get the fish past others, they do make anchovy powder that they sell in Asian markets. It adds a pop of umami to anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
There's also an "umami seasoning" made specifically from shiitake mushrooms.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
There's also an "umami seasoning" made specifically from shiitake mushrooms.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (iXqHn)
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Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
Posted by: 18-1
I understood that if the underage girls were related to him, that it's not a crime.
Posted by: 18-1
I understood that if the underage girls were related to him, that it's not a crime.
Posted by: J. Biden, esq. at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (Dv3i1)
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Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM
++++
Tee hee.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM
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Tee hee.
Posted by: Vermont at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (2Ez/1)
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Realistically, Morens and the coconspirators will likely get off with a strongly worded letter. But there is still one Judge they have to face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (N39Ws)
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55 Hey ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I just put 2 southernisms into 1 post without even thinking about it. lol.
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
Art thou not from the South originally? I thought you were.
My Long Island husband has been "fixin'"to do stuff since the first year we were married. We have swapped words. His first word to teach me was "douchebag" which I still think is one of the most perfect words I know (and it still makes me laugh when he says it).
It was fate for us to meet out West. A crazy fate, however, yet it was written in the stars and why I rarely dated in HS and my first two years of college. He was on the distant horizon.
The one Southern saying I neve heard of until a few years ago was, "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Too vulgar for my refined upbringing!
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
Art thou not from the South originally? I thought you were.
My Long Island husband has been "fixin'"to do stuff since the first year we were married. We have swapped words. His first word to teach me was "douchebag" which I still think is one of the most perfect words I know (and it still makes me laugh when he says it).
It was fate for us to meet out West. A crazy fate, however, yet it was written in the stars and why I rarely dated in HS and my first two years of college. He was on the distant horizon.
The one Southern saying I neve heard of until a few years ago was, "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Too vulgar for my refined upbringing!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (WONhk)
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Omg just saw that Rosa delauro hearing video. She's nutz. Like Biden at the debate level gonzo.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (jgiQ8)
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Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feelin’ groovy
Ba da da da da da da, feelin’ groovy
Hello, lamppost, what’cha knowin’?
I’ve come to watch your flowers growin’
Ain’t’cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in doo-doo, feelin’ groovy
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feelin’ groovy
Ba da da da da da da, feelin’ groovy
Hello, lamppost, what’cha knowin’?
I’ve come to watch your flowers growin’
Ain’t’cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in doo-doo, feelin’ groovy
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)
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80 Reconstitute Massachusetts to its original borders.
Rid us of 6 Democrat senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (R/457)
I'd rather eliminate Massachusetts.
Split up Boston so that it doesn't exist anymore.
Rid us of 6 Democrat senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (R/457)
I'd rather eliminate Massachusetts.
Split up Boston so that it doesn't exist anymore.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)
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33 It still amazes me how the left went from:
COVID is obviously a naturally occurring disease and only a racist would blame the Chinese bio-lab in Wuhan. I mean you people believe stupid conspiracy theories just because someone on the internet tells you?!?
to
Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
My favorite was that it was racist to claim that it came from the Wuhan Institute instead of that it came from a "wet" market in Wuhan. Ummm, don't you think the old trope that the Chinese will eat anything is more racist than it came from a leak at a laboratory that studies viruses?
COVID is obviously a naturally occurring disease and only a racist would blame the Chinese bio-lab in Wuhan. I mean you people believe stupid conspiracy theories just because someone on the internet tells you?!?
to
Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
My favorite was that it was racist to claim that it came from the Wuhan Institute instead of that it came from a "wet" market in Wuhan. Ummm, don't you think the old trope that the Chinese will eat anything is more racist than it came from a leak at a laboratory that studies viruses?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)
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This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
I would love to see the left start arguing in the media for the Nixon standard...
But really no one wanted to charge Nixon if in return he left office...
I would love to see the left start arguing in the media for the Nixon standard...
But really no one wanted to charge Nixon if in return he left office...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)
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86 Omg just saw that Rosa delauro hearing video. She's nutz. Like Biden at the debate level gonzo.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (jgiQ
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"I deem this thing important. I don't care about the law. I demand action."
-the winning side, historically
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (jgiQ
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"I deem this thing important. I don't care about the law. I demand action."
-the winning side, historically
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:40 PM (R/457)
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Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM
I think NH's contributions to the Revolutionary war gets us a pass.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM
I think NH's contributions to the Revolutionary war gets us a pass.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:40 PM (N39Ws)
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crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace
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I've got a giant crow that brings insects, small animals and fruit to my birdbath to eat. Guess he likes to clean his food.
Posted by: ace
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I've got a giant crow that brings insects, small animals and fruit to my birdbath to eat. Guess he likes to clean his food.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)
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Interesting crow activity here too, ace. All spring, crows harass some big raptor (not a redtail hawk, those haven't been seen in a long time and it's presumed this other bird, possibly a Coopers hawk, has driven them out - though the new raptor is smaller than a Coopers hawk .... bit of a mystery). As if they have nests nearby, which they must.
But the more interesting crow activity, which seems to have stopped for now - every dusk, there's a giant massed flight of crows westward towards the coast. Passes right by/over me. Sometimes some of them will stop here - power lines and roofs are covered with them, it's like "The Birds". Then all at once off they go.
The numbers are impressive. When the stream doesn't pause, it goes on for a few minutes, hundreds of crows. WTF with all that? Should really look into it. Neighbors and friends talk about it too.
But the more interesting crow activity, which seems to have stopped for now - every dusk, there's a giant massed flight of crows westward towards the coast. Passes right by/over me. Sometimes some of them will stop here - power lines and roofs are covered with them, it's like "The Birds". Then all at once off they go.
The numbers are impressive. When the stream doesn't pause, it goes on for a few minutes, hundreds of crows. WTF with all that? Should really look into it. Neighbors and friends talk about it too.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
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70 What is better - prosecute this 1 guy to the max and he'll live out the rest of his days in a Super Max prison wishing that the end come soon, or giving leniency in exchange for the truth on everything he knows about the COVID operation, implicating Fauci and the others even though they were all pre-emptively pardoned, so long as it gets this story out to the public?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
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If I were 78 as he is, I'd vote for the latter.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
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If I were 78 as he is, I'd vote for the latter.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (kX27y)
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Odds that East German Judge Boasberg tosses this case before it gets to the jury nullification phase?
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (gxokI)
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75 63 There is no such things as a "whatever" pardon.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
"By my order and for the good of the state, the bearer has done what has been done"
Worked for me ...
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
"By my order and for the good of the state, the bearer has done what has been done"
Worked for me ...
Posted by: zombie Cardinal Richeliue at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (3sXRv)
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95 New England should be remade as three states.
Maine+NH
Eastern Mass + RI + CT
Western Mass + VT
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
New England is 40 pct republican, but has 0 republican congress people.
Maine+NH
Eastern Mass + RI + CT
Western Mass + VT
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
New England is 40 pct republican, but has 0 republican congress people.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (jgiQ8)
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97 Odds that East German Judge Boasberg tosses this case before it gets to the jury nullification phase?
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (gxokI)
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Appeals court judges don't really hear criminal cases when they're first tried.
So, I'll take that bet.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (gxokI)
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Appeals court judges don't really hear criminal cases when they're first tried.
So, I'll take that bet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (R/457)
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Seems like the DoJ woke up right after Bondi left. Coincidence?
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ejzu)
102
There's also an "umami seasoning" made specifically from shiitake mushrooms.
Posted by: XTC
Yeah, dried mushrooms thrown into a spice blender. Keeps in the freezer for a few months. A lot cheaper than the prepared stuff in a bottle.
Posted by: XTC
Yeah, dried mushrooms thrown into a spice blender. Keeps in the freezer for a few months. A lot cheaper than the prepared stuff in a bottle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (diia5)
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@75
>>This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
But it was pertaining to Watergate and not some amorphous, whatever crime, as stated.
This should be tested.
>>This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
But it was pertaining to Watergate and not some amorphous, whatever crime, as stated.
This should be tested.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (K/TpZ)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (rOERL)
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101 Seems like the DoJ woke up right after Bondi left. Coincidence?
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ejzu)
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The SPLC case was probably started about a year ago. This was probably started months ago.
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ejzu)
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The SPLC case was probably started about a year ago. This was probably started months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (R/457)
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And here is another part of the idea of "Whatever" pardons.
Imagine if we found out Fauci murdered a kid in 2020 for LULZ and the corpse was found in his basement tomorrow.
Does the current pardon cover that? It would be insane to think it does would it not?
Imagine if we found out Fauci murdered a kid in 2020 for LULZ and the corpse was found in his basement tomorrow.
Does the current pardon cover that? It would be insane to think it does would it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
107
Split up Boston so that it doesn't exist anymore.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)
We're about to do that tonight ...
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)
We're about to do that tonight ...
Posted by: The Buffalo Sabres at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (3sXRv)
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Fauci always struck me as the type of nasty little troll who picked his nose and ate his boogers. We'd give this guy wedgies in PE every time he mouthed off.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
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103 But it was pertaining to Watergate and not some amorphous, whatever crime, as stated.
This should be tested.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (K/TpZ)
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SCOTUS decision:
3 justices: OrangeManBad, and anything for Team Blue.
2 justices (Thomas and Alito): this is an abuse of constitutional power, and we insist it be stopped.
Kavanaugh: concurrence with Thomas and Alito
ACB: This makes me feel funny, so I side with the three women.
Roberts: "Oh, thank God...I can rule against Trump and make it mean something."
This should be tested.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (K/TpZ)
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SCOTUS decision:
3 justices: OrangeManBad, and anything for Team Blue.
2 justices (Thomas and Alito): this is an abuse of constitutional power, and we insist it be stopped.
Kavanaugh: concurrence with Thomas and Alito
ACB: This makes me feel funny, so I side with the three women.
Roberts: "Oh, thank God...I can rule against Trump and make it mean something."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (R/457)
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The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV)
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70 What is better - prosecute this 1 guy to the max and he'll live out the rest of his days in a Super Max prison wishing that the end come soon, or giving leniency in exchange for the truth on everything he knows about the COVID operation, implicating Fauci and the others even though they were all pre-emptively pardoned, so long as it gets this story out to the public?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
112
What about the scarf lady? I would like to see her head on a pike along with the others.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (abIsI)
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President Donald Trump endorsed changing the name of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement (NICE) in a Truth Social post on April 27, 2026, stating, “GREAT IDEA!!! DO IT. President DJT.” The proposal, originally posted on X by conservative influencer Alyssa Marie in March 2026, aimed to rebrand the agency so that media outlets would refer to its officers as “NICE agents.”
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108 Fauci always struck me as the type of nasty little troll who picked his nose and ate his boogers. We'd give this guy wedgies in PE every time he mouthed off.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
Loser ...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
Loser ...
Posted by: Spaulding Smails at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (3sXRv)
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I hope everyone is aware of, and in compliance with, our document retention policies.
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (VWtfl)
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Also I've got doves that hang around the yard below the feeders. They're really paranoid and stupid.
Pigeons and doves are scientifically the same, both belonging to the family Columbidae. While "dove" often refers to smaller, white species and "pigeon" to larger, grey urban birds.
Pigeons and doves are scientifically the same, both belonging to the family Columbidae. While "dove" often refers to smaller, white species and "pigeon" to larger, grey urban birds.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (UjdFS)
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The numbers are impressive. When the stream doesn't pause, it goes on for a few minutes, hundreds of crows. WTF with all that? Should really look into it. Neighbors and friends talk about it too.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
Some crows locally will make a rookery of sorts in the hills, and commute back and forth evening and night to the river. I call them the commuters. An old-timer told me a story about wandering into one of those groups at dusk during deer season, said it was really eerie.
I think they split into pairs during the spring to nest and forage, and get together in the fall - they mate for life, or at least until one of them dies.
The other thing is that the yearling crows have a sort of wandering period where they go off in adolescent packs to go be stupid and learn to survive, and then go back to the group when they settle down a bit
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
Some crows locally will make a rookery of sorts in the hills, and commute back and forth evening and night to the river. I call them the commuters. An old-timer told me a story about wandering into one of those groups at dusk during deer season, said it was really eerie.
I think they split into pairs during the spring to nest and forage, and get together in the fall - they mate for life, or at least until one of them dies.
The other thing is that the yearling crows have a sort of wandering period where they go off in adolescent packs to go be stupid and learn to survive, and then go back to the group when they settle down a bit
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
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I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
Fuqing rats with wings ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (3sXRv)
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I hate the squirrel that showed up uninvited 8yrs ago to our feeder in the backyard. I've been known to go out onto the deck like a madwoman and yell at it.
Currently we have red finch nesting in a hanging basket on the front porch. My husband likes them better than me and I can't put our furniture out there for weeks or til his four eggs hatch and fly away. I think that's the rule this week. He has just about driven them insane, these poor birds, so I hope some of them hatch. There's a bird camera on them (this is the latest from last weekend).
Things have settled down for them and they are content along with the man I married. I kept waiting for the parent birds to peck his eyes out.
At one point, thinking he was helping, he put the hanging basket on a chain for a merry carnival ride spin. I think that's when she laid the fourth egg. If any are normal it will be a miracle.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
Fuqing rats with wings ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (3sXRv)
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I hate the squirrel that showed up uninvited 8yrs ago to our feeder in the backyard. I've been known to go out onto the deck like a madwoman and yell at it.
Currently we have red finch nesting in a hanging basket on the front porch. My husband likes them better than me and I can't put our furniture out there for weeks or til his four eggs hatch and fly away. I think that's the rule this week. He has just about driven them insane, these poor birds, so I hope some of them hatch. There's a bird camera on them (this is the latest from last weekend).
Things have settled down for them and they are content along with the man I married. I kept waiting for the parent birds to peck his eyes out.
At one point, thinking he was helping, he put the hanging basket on a chain for a merry carnival ride spin. I think that's when she laid the fourth egg. If any are normal it will be a miracle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: John Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)
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2 posts in a row about something happening? Am I on candid camera?
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (bpvrc)
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What is better - prosecute this 1 guy to the max and he'll live out the rest of his days in a Super Max prison wishing that the end come soon, or giving leniency in exchange for the truth on everything he knows about the COVID operation, implicating Fauci and the others even though they were all pre-emptively pardoned, so long as it gets this story out to the public?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Fuck that guy. Nothing like tossing an asshat into the pokey pour encourager les autres.
What is better - prosecute this 1 guy to the max and he'll live out the rest of his days in a Super Max prison wishing that the end come soon, or giving leniency in exchange for the truth on everything he knows about the COVID operation, implicating Fauci and the others even though they were all pre-emptively pardoned, so long as it gets this story out to the public?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Fuck that guy. Nothing like tossing an asshat into the pokey pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (X4KFY)
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108 Fauci always struck me as the type of nasty little troll who picked his nose and ate his boogers. We'd give this guy wedgies in PE every time he mouthed off.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (wOO3z)
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HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (K/TpZ)
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The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV
Subpoena all emails from thus turd that had foia in them. Thought he was cute changing covid to cvoid. Gonna wish he wrote oifa instead of foia. Then go find all emails with five letter anagrams of covid.
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV
Subpoena all emails from thus turd that had foia in them. Thought he was cute changing covid to cvoid. Gonna wish he wrote oifa instead of foia. Then go find all emails with five letter anagrams of covid.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (jgiQ8)
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I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
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Big Johnson >> Don Johnson >> Ron Johnson >> Johnson&Johnson
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (abIsI)
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98 75 63 There is no such things as a "whatever" pardon.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
...
Posted by: 18-1
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That is not the history of pardons going way back to the Whiskey Rebellion and before that royal usage which is how the president got the pardon power in the first place.
The rules are generally that you can be very specific about the person or very specific about the event (aka Jan 6 or Vietnam draft evaders) so that the courts can know who is pardoned and who is not.
The pardon power is a circuit breaker given our Constitution is based on negative, government shalt no do...., liberties. And the view is that an executive provides a means of mercy for those that the law convicts but are morally not guilty. And a means of reconciling society in mass pardons rather than stirring the pot.
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
...
Posted by: 18-1
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That is not the history of pardons going way back to the Whiskey Rebellion and before that royal usage which is how the president got the pardon power in the first place.
The rules are generally that you can be very specific about the person or very specific about the event (aka Jan 6 or Vietnam draft evaders) so that the courts can know who is pardoned and who is not.
The pardon power is a circuit breaker given our Constitution is based on negative, government shalt no do...., liberties. And the view is that an executive provides a means of mercy for those that the law convicts but are morally not guilty. And a means of reconciling society in mass pardons rather than stirring the pot.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
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DOJ has indicted James Comey again
Posted by: Joemarine at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (y171U)
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It wouldn't even occur to me to misspell words, I can't fathom the mentality of someone so evil and corrupt that this sort of thinking comes naturally to them
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (REq0p)
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125 His name is Ron Johnson. He lives in Wisconsin.
Nice.
Posted by: John Johnson
It is.
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47
PM (wOO3z)
Word.
Nice.
Posted by: John Johnson
It is.
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47
PM (wOO3z)
Word.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (jgiQ8)
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The other thing is that the yearling crows have a sort of wandering period where they go off in adolescent packs to go be stupid and learn to survive, and then go back to the group when they settle down a bit
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Crows are Amish and have Rumspringa?
I am fairly sure my late father had another word or fifty of my college rumspringas.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Crows are Amish and have Rumspringa?
I am fairly sure my late father had another word or fifty of my college rumspringas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (WONhk)
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What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Let's ride together. We'll grab Taco Bell on the way.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Let's ride together. We'll grab Taco Bell on the way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
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. . . Morning and evening . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rbvCR)
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128 I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Two words. Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Two words. Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (jgiQ8)
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136 . . . Morning and evening . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rbvCR)
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In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rbvCR)
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In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
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Little birds are the best. Watching sparrows and their cousins flying around a river bug hatch filling up is magical.
Little birds are the best. Watching sparrows and their cousins flying around a river bug hatch filling up is magical.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (DECkL)
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137 128 I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Two words. Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (jgiQ
Lactose Intolerance for the win
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Two words. Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (jgiQ
Lactose Intolerance for the win
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (3sXRv)
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133 125 His name is Ron Johnson. He lives in Wisconsin.
Nice.
Posted by: John Johnson
It is.
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47
PM (wOO3z)
Word.
Posted by: Howard Johnson
Good things are gonna start happening to me now!
Nice.
Posted by: John Johnson
It is.
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47
PM (wOO3z)
Word.
Posted by: Howard Johnson
Good things are gonna start happening to me now!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)
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they do make anchovy powder that they sell in Asian markets. It adds a pop of umami to anything.
Posted by: Kindltot
I saw Pop Of Umami open for Bump Of Chicken at Budokan in '99.
Posted by: Kindltot
I saw Pop Of Umami open for Bump Of Chicken at Budokan in '99.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 01:52 PM (okX77)
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110
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone
As someone who used to work with big data back in the day and databases, the easiest way to hide something is make it something that cannot be indexed properly by known techniques. Inserting junk data. E.g. change your facts up on any birthdates, address, phone numbers, emails, etc. on each big data non government submission (warranties, sweepstakes, etc.) which can make it much harder to determine by Big Data that you are the same person to target. Even inserting illegal characters and bad handwriting can do that as well.
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone
As someone who used to work with big data back in the day and databases, the easiest way to hide something is make it something that cannot be indexed properly by known techniques. Inserting junk data. E.g. change your facts up on any birthdates, address, phone numbers, emails, etc. on each big data non government submission (warranties, sweepstakes, etc.) which can make it much harder to determine by Big Data that you are the same person to target. Even inserting illegal characters and bad handwriting can do that as well.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (abIsI)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Update!: Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth who was used as a cut-out to illegally fund the Wuhan lab, is almost certainly the man the indictment calls "CO-CONSPIRATOR," and should be the next to be arrested and charged.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle)
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I am fairly sure my late father had another word or fifty of my college rumspringas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (WONhk)
You got to be either not stupid, or tough, and both traits can only be learned by experience
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (WONhk)
You got to be either not stupid, or tough, and both traits can only be learned by experience
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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>>Little birds are the best. Watching sparrows and their cousins flying around a river bug hatch filling up is magical.
Always cool to see. One of the ways you can identify hatches out West is by the Birds that are present to feed off of them.
Bird Species return with the emergence of specific insects, throughout the season.
Always cool to see. One of the ways you can identify hatches out West is by the Birds that are present to feed off of them.
Bird Species return with the emergence of specific insects, throughout the season.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (rOERL)
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Comey has been indicted for a second time. Just keep at it and bankrupt the slimey puke
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (gu0hJ)
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146 Update!: Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth who was used as a cut-out to illegally fund the Wuhan lab, is almost certainly the man the indictment calls "CO-CONSPIRATOR," and should be the next to be arrested and charged.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle)
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Never trust a Peter with a z in his last name.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle)
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Never trust a Peter with a z in his last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
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a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
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Ummm, don't you think the old trope that the Chinese will eat anything is more racist than it came from a leak at a laboratory that studies viruses?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)
Yes. They knew it was racist, that's why they manufactured that story as a cover. They knew people would believe it. They're racists, that's what racists do. The other thing racists do is talk nonstop about race.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)
Yes. They knew it was racist, that's why they manufactured that story as a cover. They knew people would believe it. They're racists, that's what racists do. The other thing racists do is talk nonstop about race.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (USUCU)
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Those crows get big. Hate to lose an eyeball to one of those things.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (UjdFS)
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What we colloquially call a "pigeon" here in the US is actually a Rock Dove. So, it is in reality just a different kind of dove, not a "pigeon."
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (Av6i5)
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152 a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (R/457)
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In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
An underrated movie and yet also... not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
An underrated movie and yet also... not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (AyCDG)
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144 What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Ear necklace?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (abIsI)
Why did we give up on those great traditions?
Ear necklace?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (abIsI)
Why did we give up on those great traditions?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
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157 In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
An underrated movie and yet also... not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (AyCDG)
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A movie? What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
An underrated movie and yet also... not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (AyCDG)
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A movie? What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (R/457)
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Never trust a Peter with a z in his last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
That's right, kiddies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
That's right, kiddies.
Posted by: Pete Townzhend at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (USUCU)
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146 Update!: Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth who was used as a cut-out to illegally fund the Wuhan lab, is almost certainly the man the indictment calls "CO-CONSPIRATOR," and should be the next to be arrested and charged.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle
Pull all the tax forms and audit report for that entity and see if they granted money to Wuhan. Should be listed somewhere in the addrndums
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle
Pull all the tax forms and audit report for that entity and see if they granted money to Wuhan. Should be listed somewhere in the addrndums
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (jgiQ8)
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Amusing, from X just now.
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
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pi]146 Update!: Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth who was used as a cut-out to illegally fund the Wuhan lab, is almost certainly the man the indictment calls "CO-CONSPIRATOR," and should be the next to be arrested and charged.
Posted by: ace
Is he the worn out hippie that plays guitar and sings folksy songs because, I hate that guy.
Posted by: ace
Is he the worn out hippie that plays guitar and sings folksy songs because, I hate that guy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (abIsI)
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106 And here is another part of the idea of "Whatever" pardons.
Imagine if we found out Fauci murdered a kid in 2020 for LULZ and the corpse was found in his basement tomorrow.
Does the current pardon cover that? It would be insane to think it does would it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
Only if his house is in DC which would make it a Federal crime.
If he lives in VA or MD, it's bunking with Denontoryious for the rest of his life.
Imagine if we found out Fauci murdered a kid in 2020 for LULZ and the corpse was found in his basement tomorrow.
Does the current pardon cover that? It would be insane to think it does would it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
Only if his house is in DC which would make it a Federal crime.
If he lives in VA or MD, it's bunking with Denontoryious for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (k1E2D)
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a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
——————
*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
——————
*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (u73oe)
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Was Birx pardoned?
That C-hag needs to swing as well.
She wrote a f*cking BOOK about how she lied to The President of the United States to get him to do what they wanted him to do.
That's treasonous.
That C-hag needs to swing as well.
She wrote a f*cking BOOK about how she lied to The President of the United States to get him to do what they wanted him to do.
That's treasonous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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162 Amusing, from X just now.
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
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They won't even vote to investigate him for things he did before he was prime minister, but I'm sure they'll totally convince him to leave his position voluntarily.
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
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They won't even vote to investigate him for things he did before he was prime minister, but I'm sure they'll totally convince him to leave his position voluntarily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (R/457)
168
Comey indicted for "8645" post.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (gxokI)
169
It would be a shame if they lined him and Fauci up against a wall for their treasonous subversion of our country. They completely undermined our constitutional guarantees and destroyed millions of lives in the process. They abused their position and power in ways never seen before and only to be repeated again should Democrats regain power.
Enjoy prison, douchebag.
Enjoy prison, douchebag.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (TmQh+)
170
Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter D
oh that would be a big fish!
he's an utter scum bucket
oh that would be a big fish!
he's an utter scum bucket
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (j+aD2)
171
Whig, I used to use corrupted databases, and a lot of chasing things down by correlations of addresses or place of work can help identify in spite of the bad information.
It is not something that I could figure out how to automate, and it was hard to teach some people why it was important, but it can be done.
AI is going to be a boon in pulling that sort of data out of corrupted databases though.
It is not something that I could figure out how to automate, and it was hard to teach some people why it was important, but it can be done.
AI is going to be a boon in pulling that sort of data out of corrupted databases though.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)
172
I remain impressed by the practice of all these credentialed galaxy brains documenting their plans for criminal conspiracy in electronic records that can be retrieved by future investigators.
This particular sad turd was fishing for compliments at how clever he was being. It's like a cheesy movie villain detailing his entire scheme to the hero, except it's real.
I remain impressed by the practice of all these credentialed galaxy brains documenting their plans for criminal conspiracy in electronic records that can be retrieved by future investigators.
This particular sad turd was fishing for compliments at how clever he was being. It's like a cheesy movie villain detailing his entire scheme to the hero, except it's real.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (azNOR)
173
152 a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
Lyndon or Andrew?
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
Lyndon or Andrew?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
174
And Fauci should be brought up by the Haig for crimes against humanity. Biden's pardon doesn't do shit against that.
Little troll f*cker.
Little troll f*cker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
175
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
He didn't mislead them.. He outright lied...
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
He didn't mislead them.. He outright lied...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (U/x/I)
176
Can we say NO KINGS all week?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (8NTVk)
177
What about the scarf lady?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (2Ez/1)
178
Comey indicted again.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (3ImbR)
179
Hang them all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Iuy16)
180
a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
You're on a Toobin Web Meeting?
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
You're on a Toobin Web Meeting?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
181
Never trust a Peter with a z in his last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
Me too?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
Me too?
Posted by: Peter Northz at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws)
182
I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
That would be a great way for cemeteries to earn extra income.
"Piss on the Grave of Your Choice - $20"
Maybe i can start a franchise...hmmm...
I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
That would be a great way for cemeteries to earn extra income.
"Piss on the Grave of Your Choice - $20"
Maybe i can start a franchise...hmmm...
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (iJfKG)
183
Re the Comey thing on X,
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Amusing but probably a placeholder indictment as that would be hard to convict for in court.
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Amusing but probably a placeholder indictment as that would be hard to convict for in court.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
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>> Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (k1E2D)
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (TmQh+)
185
BTW, notice how "no reasonable prosecutor" became an olly-olly-oxen free for government officials to use their private emails for official business?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (tUP1A)
186
This particular sad turd was fishing for compliments at how clever he was being. It's like a cheesy movie villain detailing his entire scheme to the hero, except it's real.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (azNOR)
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Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (azNOR)
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*** Dr. Evil and Austin Powers were unavailable for comment. ***
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (gnNyN)
187
178 Comey indicted again.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (3ImbR)
Back to the forest he goes...
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (3ImbR)
Back to the forest he goes...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (U/x/I)
188
173 152 a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
Lyndon or Andrew?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Jeremiah
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
Lyndon or Andrew?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Jeremiah
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (TmQh+)
190
165 a lot of people are showing Johnson right now
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
——————
*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (u73oe)
hahahahaha
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
——————
*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (u73oe)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (8NTVk)
191
Those crows get big. Hate to lose an eyeball to one of those things.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (UjdFS)
There are worse ways of losing an eye.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (UjdFS)
There are worse ways of losing an eye.
Posted by: Odin All father at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)
192
I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Why should they get to call their family?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Why should they get to call their family?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (6pJKE)
193
He didn't mislead them.. He outright lied...
Posted by: It's me donna
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The British never needed a right to silence because often they say the opposite of what they mean on paper.
It is done by inflection, facial expressions, and tone to indicate a reversal of what they said.
So when Labor colleagues say he didn't lie er mislead; he did.
Posted by: It's me donna
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The British never needed a right to silence because often they say the opposite of what they mean on paper.
It is done by inflection, facial expressions, and tone to indicate a reversal of what they said.
So when Labor colleagues say he didn't lie er mislead; he did.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
194
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Amusing but probably a placeholder indictment as that would be hard to convict for in court.
hat
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)..
Dang... I hope they have something better than that...
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
=======
Amusing but probably a placeholder indictment as that would be hard to convict for in court.
hat
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)..
Dang... I hope they have something better than that...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (abIsI)
196
They should let all the people who suffered during Covid mete out justice. Make it PPV.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (TmQh+)
197
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Cartel judge is allowing his daughter's lawsuit claiming she was illegally fired to continue, btw
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Cartel judge is allowing his daughter's lawsuit claiming she was illegally fired to continue, btw
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (tUP1A)
198
193 So when Labor colleagues say he didn't lie er mislead; he did.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
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All Starmer sees is that there are still about 300 members of Parliament who are willing to be in his cabinet.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
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All Starmer sees is that there are still about 300 members of Parliament who are willing to be in his cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (R/457)
199
192 I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Why should they get to call their family?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (6pJKE)
I want them to feel the pang of longing for family. OK, I have anger issues on this topic, but I'm sure I'm not alone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Why should they get to call their family?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (6pJKE)
I want them to feel the pang of longing for family. OK, I have anger issues on this topic, but I'm sure I'm not alone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (N39Ws)
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111 I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Only problem with Solitary...
...no getting raped by Big Black Bubba.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Only problem with Solitary...
...no getting raped by Big Black Bubba.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (iXqHn)
201
200
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (8NTVk)
202
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace
Feeder? No feeder will attract a crow.
To get specific:
Get a heavy ceramic or baked-clay dish/bowl. What I used was the bottom round "water-catching tray" (not sure if there's a separate name for them) from a standard red clay plant-growing pot. But anything random will do, as low as it's fairly heavy and has side walls 2 inches or more high. (I'm being too detailed on this trivial detail - -basically, get a big dish.)
Put the dish somewhere very visible and elevated, preferably on a flat stable surface.
Put into the dish about a cups's worth of dry puppy chow, cat chow or dog chow with smallish pieces.
Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
Wait. Crows will come.
Posted by: ace
Feeder? No feeder will attract a crow.
To get specific:
Get a heavy ceramic or baked-clay dish/bowl. What I used was the bottom round "water-catching tray" (not sure if there's a separate name for them) from a standard red clay plant-growing pot. But anything random will do, as low as it's fairly heavy and has side walls 2 inches or more high. (I'm being too detailed on this trivial detail - -basically, get a big dish.)
Put the dish somewhere very visible and elevated, preferably on a flat stable surface.
Put into the dish about a cups's worth of dry puppy chow, cat chow or dog chow with smallish pieces.
Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
Wait. Crows will come.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
203
Let's ride together. We'll grab Taco Bell on the way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
******************
Drink down with colonoscopy prep about an hour before arrival.
Our first son, the casanova jazz muscian nighmare of parenthood, had broken up with a redhaired witch six weeks prior to my first and only test. He informed me he wanted a trial make up with her, and was laying out a lot of information to me.
I tried to listen but things were starting to percolate.
I told him she was not allowed for any holiday meals. And that I did not want to see her til the New Year. Plus she'd have to meet with me in private for answers to questions. That ran her off for good to think about meeting privately with me.
I then announced that I had to go to the loo for what turned out was the rest of the day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
******************
Drink down with colonoscopy prep about an hour before arrival.
Our first son, the casanova jazz muscian nighmare of parenthood, had broken up with a redhaired witch six weeks prior to my first and only test. He informed me he wanted a trial make up with her, and was laying out a lot of information to me.
I tried to listen but things were starting to percolate.
I told him she was not allowed for any holiday meals. And that I did not want to see her til the New Year. Plus she'd have to meet with me in private for answers to questions. That ran her off for good to think about meeting privately with me.
I then announced that I had to go to the loo for what turned out was the rest of the day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (WONhk)
204
Anyone checked in on the left about this and the fact the VA Supreme Court won’t let the redistricting go into effect while it’s being litigated? All the while Fl is moving ahead with their redistricting?
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)
205
Ace and garrett are either best friends, or the same person.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (dmDsy)
206
Wait. Crows will come.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
Or else the giant winged puppies will show up, which would be pretty cool too.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
Or else the giant winged puppies will show up, which would be pretty cool too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)
207
204 Anyone checked in on the left about this and the fact the VA Supreme Court won’t let the redistricting go into effect while it’s being litigated? All the while Fl is moving ahead with their redistricting?
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)
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The best part of the FL redistricting is that the new map is more constitutional (regarding the state's founding document) than the current one.
It's more compact, with more sensibly designed districts, and still balances the requirements around partisanship and race.
There's another map going around from Democrats that creates a blue district from Jacksonville to Tallahassee that Democrats are calling fair.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)
=====
The best part of the FL redistricting is that the new map is more constitutional (regarding the state's founding document) than the current one.
It's more compact, with more sensibly designed districts, and still balances the requirements around partisanship and race.
There's another map going around from Democrats that creates a blue district from Jacksonville to Tallahassee that Democrats are calling fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (R/457)
208
I want each of these people to be put away in solitary.
Wrist chained to the wall and a machete within reach. Food trays left by the door slot.
Wrist chained to the wall and a machete within reach. Food trays left by the door slot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
209
I have to apologize for saying the covid was created by China when nope it was right here in the USA by Mengele wannabes.
Posted by: Shrillary Clinton at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
210
>>Ace and garrett are either best friends, or the same person.
I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (rOERL)
211
192 I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
I like this idea.
No visits. Indoors 24/7. Non-removable facemask to be worn at all times unless being fed. Or maybe hook up a nice feeding tube so they can wear that 24/7 too.
I like this idea.
No visits. Indoors 24/7. Non-removable facemask to be worn at all times unless being fed. Or maybe hook up a nice feeding tube so they can wear that 24/7 too.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (j+aD2)
212
How in the heck can we have indictments, arrests and prosecutions without hearings?!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (ei1sX)
213
177 What about the scarf lady?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM
Dr Deborah Birx. That bitch.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM
Dr Deborah Birx. That bitch.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)
214
128 I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone
It's fertilizer!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone
It's fertilizer!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (+7tIQ)
215
All Starmer sees is that there are still about 300 members of Parliament who are willing to be in his cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Party whips and a large majority allow them to do that. If the GOP had a 240-195 majority in the House, they could do the same thing. Defectors get hammered and closets as offices on the top floor of the Cannon House Office Building and no calls returned.
Same with GOP in the Senate which is why the leaders try to sabotage to keep it under 55 for either side. You don't have mavericks much in large majorities as that costs a person. Narrow majorities lead to members of Congress leading their best lives as traitors and defectors claiming principle. Good protection for the corrupt as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Party whips and a large majority allow them to do that. If the GOP had a 240-195 majority in the House, they could do the same thing. Defectors get hammered and closets as offices on the top floor of the Cannon House Office Building and no calls returned.
Same with GOP in the Senate which is why the leaders try to sabotage to keep it under 55 for either side. You don't have mavericks much in large majorities as that costs a person. Narrow majorities lead to members of Congress leading their best lives as traitors and defectors claiming principle. Good protection for the corrupt as well.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)
216
205 Ace and garrett are either best friends, or the same person.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (dmDsy)
garrett is ace's dealer
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (dmDsy)
garrett is ace's dealer
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (8NTVk)
217
I then announced that I had to go to the loo for what turned out was the rest of the day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (WONhk)
Sounds like a sh*tty day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (WONhk)
Sounds like a sh*tty day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (N39Ws)
218
Wrist chained to the wall and a machete within reach. Food trays left by the door slot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
I'd prefer something more of a scene from Rambo II.
Wrist chained to the wall and a machete within reach. Food trays left by the door slot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
I'd prefer something more of a scene from Rambo II.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
219
Anyone checked in on the left about this and the fact the VA Supreme Court won’t let the redistricting go into effect while it’s being litigated? All the while Fl is moving ahead with their redistricting?
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The fun part about this is the stated reason for VA, that they must begin the primaries.
Which, I presume, under law (ha! now they want to follow the law) requires a certain number of days for the primary campaign, for run-off and all must be completed such number of days before the General starts, which IIRC, is September in VA.
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The fun part about this is the stated reason for VA, that they must begin the primaries.
Which, I presume, under law (ha! now they want to follow the law) requires a certain number of days for the primary campaign, for run-off and all must be completed such number of days before the General starts, which IIRC, is September in VA.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (tUP1A)
220
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again right now: The government response to covid was the worst government action in my lifetime… the lies, the coverups, the intentional destruction of lives, reputations, livelihoods, freedoms… it was all nefarious and ugly and anti-American…. I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing at the height of the lockdowns and mask mandates and jab mandates… awful and evil.
Any accountability that can happen I’m all for it
Oh… and how many young kids did they destroy with their lockdowns and “remote school”… the restaurant industry has never been the same. I could go on and on
Any accountability that can happen I’m all for it
Oh… and how many young kids did they destroy with their lockdowns and “remote school”… the restaurant industry has never been the same. I could go on and on
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
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garrett is ace's dealer
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (8NTVk)
Seems you misspelled 'fluffer.'
garrett is ace's dealer
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (8NTVk)
Seems you misspelled 'fluffer.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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Walz is so stupid and/or arrogant -
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FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
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11m
Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Quote
Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
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2h
Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
·
11m
Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Quote
Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
·
2h
Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (kX27y)
224
Even the most learned scholar must borrow a ladder to reach the ground.
Posted by: Jim Comeyfucius at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (USUCU)
225
The government response to covid was the worst government action in my lifetime
well said
exactly
I still feel nauseous thinking about it
we were tormented
well said
exactly
I still feel nauseous thinking about it
we were tormented
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)
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223 Walz is so stupid and/or arrogant -
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FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
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Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
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Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
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FBI Director Kash Patel
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Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
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Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
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221 >>garrett is ace's dealer
You trying to get me shot up by JackStraw?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
My mistake! Sorry!
garrett is ace's bookie
You trying to get me shot up by JackStraw?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
My mistake! Sorry!
garrett is ace's bookie
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (8NTVk)
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Speaking about sub-human pieces of crap...
Things that should have just been swallowed rather than brought to conception...
Reasons to consider abortion.....
FoxNews and the CBC are reporting that king chuckles is about to address Congress. Be prepared to swoon...
He should start out by saying he's having a lovely visit, the White House is amazing and he'll be thrilled to visit again once the ballroom is completed.
Things that should have just been swallowed rather than brought to conception...
Reasons to consider abortion.....
FoxNews and the CBC are reporting that king chuckles is about to address Congress. Be prepared to swoon...
He should start out by saying he's having a lovely visit, the White House is amazing and he'll be thrilled to visit again once the ballroom is completed.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)
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Yeah, I don't think the usual restrictions should apply to somebody bragging that he intentionally misspelled words to avoid a discovery search.
They should be able to search for every variation containing C-O-V-I-D or any word that contains enough of those letters.
I can't think it would just be malpractice of the judge to not allow it.
They should be able to search for every variation containing C-O-V-I-D or any word that contains enough of those letters.
I can't think it would just be malpractice of the judge to not allow it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)
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Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
Patels a drunk
Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (1wjle)
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*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I don't see anyone reviewing any books in here, so you're good.
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I don't see anyone reviewing any books in here, so you're good.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (gKWVE)
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once again trump fails to let bygones be sleeping dogs and foolishly does what kamala's people would have tried to do to him again
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (CWTWj)
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Not to be pedantic, but legally speaking actual Treason must take place during war time.
Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
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Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
I said it the other day. With Patel and Hegseth in the building, it's amazing there was any wine left to steal.
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
I said it the other day. With Patel and Hegseth in the building, it's amazing there was any wine left to steal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (2Ez/1)
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231 >>>Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
okay, i'll try that.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (1wjle)
Or you could just get a puppy... I think a puppy is a better pet than a crow..
okay, i'll try that.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (1wjle)
Or you could just get a puppy... I think a puppy is a better pet than a crow..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (U/x/I)
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The government response to covid was the worst government action in my lifetime
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You misspelled "the most fascist".
"We're all under fascist rule together"--except for Gavin, maskless at a chic restaurant.
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You misspelled "the most fascist".
"We're all under fascist rule together"--except for Gavin, maskless at a chic restaurant.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (Fi81e)
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The government response to covid was the worst government action in my lifetime
I thought our response was phenomenal.
I thought our response was phenomenal.
Posted by: Warp Speed at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (abIsI)
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All Starmer sees is that there are still about 300 members of Parliament who are willing to be in his cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
FWIW, the crucial parliamentary debate over the Norway fiasco in WWII led directly to the resignation of Neville Chamberlain after his government See the Norway Debate or the gripping account in William Manchester's 'Alone'
volume of his Churchill biography.
The government's notional majority was 213, but 41 members who normally supported the government voted with the Opposition, while an estimated 60 other Conservatives deliberately abstained. The government still won the vote by 281 to 200, but its majority was reduced to 81.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
FWIW, the crucial parliamentary debate over the Norway fiasco in WWII led directly to the resignation of Neville Chamberlain after his government See the Norway Debate or the gripping account in William Manchester's 'Alone'
volume of his Churchill biography.
The government's notional majority was 213, but 41 members who normally supported the government voted with the Opposition, while an estimated 60 other Conservatives deliberately abstained. The government still won the vote by 281 to 200, but its majority was reduced to 81.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
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Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
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>>>>Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
Leave them something shiny, too. They love that.
Leave them something shiny, too. They love that.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (rOERL)
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210 >>Ace and garrett are either best friends, or the same person.
I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
So not really 29 ?
I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
So not really 29 ?
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (HcoTw)
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234 Not to be pedantic, but legally speaking actual Treason must take place during war time.
Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
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"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
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"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
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Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
The Atlantic magazine of course... They wouldn't lie....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
The Atlantic magazine of course... They wouldn't lie....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (U/x/I)
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The Rosenburgs were executed for treason in the 1950s.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (rOERL)
They played a gay bathhouse?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (rOERL)
They played a gay bathhouse?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
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You got to be either not stupid, or tough, and both traits can only be learned by experience
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
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I barely survived some of my college experiences, but, man, did I have fun!
We decided when our boys were born that what they don't know about us won't hurt them if they tried to be like us.
I once read a paper by eldest son in HS AP English of the high standards his parents set that he needed to meet. I was waiting for lightening to strike me dead at that point, but thankful.
Of course he later drove us nearly insane, but a brief good feeling of success.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
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I barely survived some of my college experiences, but, man, did I have fun!
We decided when our boys were born that what they don't know about us won't hurt them if they tried to be like us.
I once read a paper by eldest son in HS AP English of the high standards his parents set that he needed to meet. I was waiting for lightening to strike me dead at that point, but thankful.
Of course he later drove us nearly insane, but a brief good feeling of success.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (WONhk)
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STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Kt19C)
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You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
Sarcasm. Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
Sarcasm. Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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That bank robbery commercial, "do something! You're the security guard."
"Well, I'm only a security monitor. I only report on security events."
Walz: We "reported" fraud--gold stars for everyone!
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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That bank robbery commercial, "do something! You're the security guard."
"Well, I'm only a security monitor. I only report on security events."
Walz: We "reported" fraud--gold stars for everyone!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (tUP1A)
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Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM
Foster Brooks Drunk, or Ted Kennedy Drunk?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM
Foster Brooks Drunk, or Ted Kennedy Drunk?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (8NTVk)
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234 Not to be pedantic, but legally speaking actual Treason must take place during war time.
Maybe it happened during world wars 5 - 11
Maybe it happened during world wars 5 - 11
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (HcoTw)
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There are dozens of criminals Biden's Autopen Autocrats were too incompetent to pardon.
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That is an abuse of the English language. An autocrat is a single ruler; a despot. What you have in mind is oligarchs.
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That is an abuse of the English language. An autocrat is a single ruler; a despot. What you have in mind is oligarchs.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (AlhUl)
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The government's notional majority was 213, but 41 members who normally supported the government voted with the Opposition, while an estimated 60 other Conservatives deliberately abstained. The government still won the vote by 281 to 200, but its majority was reduced to 81.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
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What if I told you that the Parliament of 2026 is nothing at all like the Parliament of 1938?
What if I told you that Starmer had less honor than Chamberlain?
What if I told you that Labour will offer all white native British girls to third worlders for rape before they call a snap election?
The government's notional majority was 213, but 41 members who normally supported the government voted with the Opposition, while an estimated 60 other Conservatives deliberately abstained. The government still won the vote by 281 to 200, but its majority was reduced to 81.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
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What if I told you that the Parliament of 2026 is nothing at all like the Parliament of 1938?
What if I told you that Starmer had less honor than Chamberlain?
What if I told you that Labour will offer all white native British girls to third worlders for rape before they call a snap election?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (R/457)
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. Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
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Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Commas don't mean anything when it comes to reading The Constitution, silly.
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Commas don't mean anything when it comes to reading The Constitution, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (tUP1A)
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>>garrett is ace's dealer
You trying to get me shot up by JackStraw?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
I could see garrett texting 'bitch where's my money!?' And ace sweating as he read.
Do ewoks sweat or are they like dogs? Do animals with a full fur coat sweat? Do bears?
You trying to get me shot up by JackStraw?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
I could see garrett texting 'bitch where's my money!?' And ace sweating as he read.
Do ewoks sweat or are they like dogs? Do animals with a full fur coat sweat? Do bears?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
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Crows find food by sight. Put out cut apples and acorns out in plain sight. That’s what I do. They usually arrive and that’s when I get out the .410
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (TmQh+)
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An autocrat is a single ruler; a despot. What you have in mind is oligarchs.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (AlhUl)
OLIGOCKY!!!
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (AlhUl)
OLIGOCKY!!!
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"We've never seen more fascism than under Trump!!" -- People freely walking the streets without health passports and nobody firing paintballs at them for peeking out of their house past curfew.
It will be the death of this country that nobody already has a memory.
It will be the death of this country that nobody already has a memory.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)
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257 . Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
If they are doing it from the skulls of our enemies, I fail to see the issue here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
If they are doing it from the skulls of our enemies, I fail to see the issue here.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (N39Ws)
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I do hope and pray Starmer will someday be defeated. COME ON!
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
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Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Commas don't mean anything when it comes to reading The Constitution, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Everyone! Keep Sponge from reading the Second Amendment until this momentary loss of sense passes him!
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Commas don't mean anything when it comes to reading The Constitution, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Everyone! Keep Sponge from reading the Second Amendment until this momentary loss of sense passes him!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (R/457)
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Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
That's rich from a profession who got caught on camera stealing wine bottles from a dinner and guzzling already-opened bottles without a glass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
That's rich from a profession who got caught on camera stealing wine bottles from a dinner and guzzling already-opened bottles without a glass.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)
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too far down the stack to comment, but it all sounds important
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (ZxPkt)
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>>Crows find food by sight.
They absolutely love small, shiny/reflective objects.
Their nests are usually loaded with bottlecaps and small pieces of metal.
They absolutely love small, shiny/reflective objects.
Their nests are usually loaded with bottlecaps and small pieces of metal.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rOERL)
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263 "We've never seen more fascism than under Trump!!" -- People freely walking the streets without health passports and nobody firing paintballs at them for peeking out of their house past curfew.
It will be the death of this country that nobody already has a memory.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)
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"Obama was justified using the Espionage Act against journalists because those journalists were against the president."
It will be the death of this country that nobody already has a memory.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)
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"Obama was justified using the Espionage Act against journalists because those journalists were against the president."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (R/457)
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Or you could just get a puppy... I think a puppy is a better pet than a crow..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (U/x/I)
Awww, he could carry it around in his messenger bag with its little head sticking out. Riding around on his Vespa. Darling.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (U/x/I)
Awww, he could carry it around in his messenger bag with its little head sticking out. Riding around on his Vespa. Darling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
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254 234 Not to be pedantic, but legally speaking actual Treason must take place during war time.
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (HcoTw)
We've always been at war with eastasia.
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (HcoTw)
We've always been at war with eastasia.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (8NTVk)
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The Rosenburgs were executed for treason in the 1950s.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
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265 I do hope and pray Starmer will someday be defeated. COME ON!
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
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I just hope that Reform and Restore come up with some kind of governing agreement before the election (probably in 2029). Otherwise, the people will just go Conservative again, at best.
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
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I just hope that Reform and Restore come up with some kind of governing agreement before the election (probably in 2029). Otherwise, the people will just go Conservative again, at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (R/457)
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Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
I mean, they're not me.......I'm not a ranking member of a government entity.
It's OK for me to sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
I mean, they're not me.......I'm not a ranking member of a government entity.
It's OK for me to sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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261 Crows find food by sight. Put out cut apples and acorns out in plain sight. That’s what I do. They usually arrive and that’s when I get out the .410
this is how one deals with corvids
sorry I do not get the appeal
this is how one deals with corvids
sorry I do not get the appeal
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 02:17 PM (j+aD2)
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261 Crows find food by sight. Put out cut apples and acorns out in plain sight. That’s what I do. They usually arrive and that’s when I get out the .410
A plastic owl and an electronic crows fighting a hawk call. Hitchcock level of crows will arrive.
Too many targets to choose from. They get wise about the third time and you have to move to a new set up.
A plastic owl and an electronic crows fighting a hawk call. Hitchcock level of crows will arrive.
Too many targets to choose from. They get wise about the third time and you have to move to a new set up.
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:17 PM (HcoTw)
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Crows Cheap shiny dollar tree Christmas tree ornaments.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (I0N4X)
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I'm sure it's been covered in this thread, but imagine the lives that have been ruined for several reasons due to Fauci promoting this virus, which he knew was bullshit. It's truly at devastating levels. To name a few:
Education
Small businesses closed, life savings lost.
Regret from being unable to see loved ones in the hospital or nursing home.
Death or damage from the vaccine.
Education
Small businesses closed, life savings lost.
Regret from being unable to see loved ones in the hospital or nursing home.
Death or damage from the vaccine.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (aZm/F)
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273 The Rosenburgs were executed for treason in the 1950s.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
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Defeating the people who wish to destroy us is the proper decision.
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation."
-Thomas Jefferson
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
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Defeating the people who wish to destroy us is the proper decision.
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation."
-Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (R/457)
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Even someone received an autopen pardon charge them anyway and them argue that they received a pardon for mass murder (or whatever). Then if they can actually pruduce a pardon, bring in the Pawn Stars signature specialist as an expert witness - Ummm, dudes, that is not any more a signature than Bruce Jenner's on a box of Wheaties.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (03Cyy)
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They absolutely love small, shiny/reflective objects.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rOERL)
You know who else loves small shiny reflective objects...?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rOERL)
You know who else loves small shiny reflective objects...?
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184 >> Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (k1E2D)
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Top two at least.
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
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Top two at least.
Posted by: Hey at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (jgiQ8)
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Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
To be clear, puppy chow bits are not bits of puppies used for chow.
To be clear, puppy chow bits are not bits of puppies used for chow.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (Riz8t)
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277 261 Crows find food by sight. Put out cut apples and acorns out in plain sight. That’s what I do. They usually arrive and that’s when I get out the .410
All this stuff would bring out the rats around here... The ones without the wings
All this stuff would bring out the rats around here... The ones without the wings
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Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, it's not like it was bourbon or scotch on the table.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, it's not like it was bourbon or scotch on the table.
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204 Anyone checked in on the left about this and the fact the VA Supreme Court won’t let the redistricting go into effect while it’s being litigated? All the while Fl is moving ahead with their redistricting?
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Virginian Democrats got greedy probably to help make Spanberger a new contender for 2028 prezzie race or for one of the Senate seats (Kaine and Warner are getting pretty old and stale there).
They started too late for the constitution requirements for amendments and complying with statutes on referendum but VA Dems just had to know the number of seats in flux from other state's redistricting efforts. They are as clumsy as they are stupid. Instead, they aimed at trying to circumvent the losses to come from ending of VRA application of majority minority districts and Florida redistricting.
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Virginian Democrats got greedy probably to help make Spanberger a new contender for 2028 prezzie race or for one of the Senate seats (Kaine and Warner are getting pretty old and stale there).
They started too late for the constitution requirements for amendments and complying with statutes on referendum but VA Dems just had to know the number of seats in flux from other state's redistricting efforts. They are as clumsy as they are stupid. Instead, they aimed at trying to circumvent the losses to come from ending of VRA application of majority minority districts and Florida redistricting.
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184 >> Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (k1E2D)
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Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (k1E2D)
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I'm still going with Asscheeks of Saturn.
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I'm still going with Asscheeks of Saturn.
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273 The Rosenburgs were executed for treason in the 1950s.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
It was the proper decision and we did it.
The problem is that we stopped executing traitors too soon.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
It was the proper decision and we did it.
The problem is that we stopped executing traitors too soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
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>>This has to be the greatest nic ever.
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It's a great one.
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It's a great one.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (rOERL)
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Speaking of raging drunks… the YouTube algorithm showed me a fascinating video yesterday: interview with Sammy Hagar about some Van Halen tour back in the 90s. Eddie Van Halen was a crazy man… constantly drunk and high on drugs… beating the crap out of anything including hotel rooms and (most notably) smashing wine bottles on the airplane windows of a private jet trying to break them at 30,000 feet. Just a raving out of control lunatic. Hagar thought he’d drop dead at any moment….. and this was Sammy Hagar calling someone else out of control!!
Kash can’t hold a candle….
Kash can’t hold a candle….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (yz/88)
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267 Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Honestly, I don't give a shit if they are high functioning.
That's how WWII was won.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Honestly, I don't give a shit if they are high functioning.
That's how WWII was won.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (aZm/F)
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So, if you want to attract crows, you just need to crank up the Bee Gee's and light up the disco ball?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation."
-Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (R/457)
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Doesn't that play into the Dem "case" that Trump is an "existential threat"?
There are reasons why Jefferson is not my favorite.
-Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (R/457)
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Doesn't that play into the Dem "case" that Trump is an "existential threat"?
There are reasons why Jefferson is not my favorite.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)
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Virginian Democrats got greedy probably to help make Spanberger a new contender for 2028 prezzie race or for one of the Senate seats (Kaine and Warner are getting pretty old and stale there).
They started too late for the constitution requirements for amendments and complying with statutes on referendum but VA Dems just had to know the number of seats in flux from other state's redistricting efforts. They are as clumsy as they are stupid. Instead, they aimed at trying to circumvent the losses to come from ending of VRA application of majority minority districts and Florida redistricting.
You make good, logical arguments. Unfortunately, such things have become increasingly irrelevant in our judicial system.
They started too late for the constitution requirements for amendments and complying with statutes on referendum but VA Dems just had to know the number of seats in flux from other state's redistricting efforts. They are as clumsy as they are stupid. Instead, they aimed at trying to circumvent the losses to come from ending of VRA application of majority minority districts and Florida redistricting.
You make good, logical arguments. Unfortunately, such things have become increasingly irrelevant in our judicial system.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)
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Nood.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (NcvvS)
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So, if you want to attract crows, you just need to crank up the Bee Gee's and light up the disco ball?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Make them Jealous, Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Make them Jealous, Again.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)
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IMO
the most important word in the Treason clause is
'OR'
treason is THIS thing
it's also THAT thing
Thanks, Or
the most important word in the Treason clause is
'OR'
treason is THIS thing
it's also THAT thing
Thanks, Or
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)
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It was the proper decision and we did it.
The problem is that we stopped executing traitors too soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
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Agree.
The problem is that we stopped executing traitors too soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
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Agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (aZm/F)
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Speaking of animal gifts, my friends' cat Snowflake who is sleeping upstairs in my bedroom chair right now did leave me several parts of a bird - not crow - by my patio door yesterday.
I felt special.
No matter what the actual percentage of the bird was left there.
I felt special.
No matter what the actual percentage of the bird was left there.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)
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231 >>>Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
okay, i'll try that.
Posted by: ace
Super Advanced Grandmaster Crow--Luring Technique, if they don't show up after a week:
Fill a lidded bottle/jar/can about 1/3 of the way with the puppy chow. Go out on your deck and loudly shake it so the rattling sound can be heard around the neighborhood. Then very grandiosely, with big arm movements, pour (or just pretend to pout) some of the kibble into the dish. Then re-cap the bottle and shake it again.
Do this repeatedly, once a day. The crows will get curious.
okay, i'll try that.
Posted by: ace
Super Advanced Grandmaster Crow--Luring Technique, if they don't show up after a week:
Fill a lidded bottle/jar/can about 1/3 of the way with the puppy chow. Go out on your deck and loudly shake it so the rattling sound can be heard around the neighborhood. Then very grandiosely, with big arm movements, pour (or just pretend to pout) some of the kibble into the dish. Then re-cap the bottle and shake it again.
Do this repeatedly, once a day. The crows will get curious.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)
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The "FOIA lady" was Margaret Moore
Quit picking on her; she was no more sophisticated in these matters than, say, a gas station cashier /s
Quit picking on her; she was no more sophisticated in these matters than, say, a gas station cashier /s
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (1relU)
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265 I do hope and pray Starmer will someday be defeated. COME ON!
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Most likely to be chucked about one year before general election. Right now he is being propped up as a spear catcher by his cabinet as they can do as they please while he take the blame.
The rentboy arson trials involving Starmer are just another embarrassment for him and his wife/family.
Won't help Labor much in the end (see Sunak as the sacrificial PM for Conservatives in 2024) but it allows Labor to apply a fresh paint job on the shipwreck in office.
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Most likely to be chucked about one year before general election. Right now he is being propped up as a spear catcher by his cabinet as they can do as they please while he take the blame.
The rentboy arson trials involving Starmer are just another embarrassment for him and his wife/family.
Won't help Labor much in the end (see Sunak as the sacrificial PM for Conservatives in 2024) but it allows Labor to apply a fresh paint job on the shipwreck in office.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
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>>> The Rosenburgs were executed for treason in the 1950s.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Treason is defined in the Constitution.
Adding additional requirements would be unconstitutional.
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Treason is defined in the Constitution.
Adding additional requirements would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (03Cyy)
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It seems the DOJ was waiting for King Charles III's visit to send DC into spasms and tearing their hair.
Omar will probably call him King Charles Triple Eye. Thinking James Bond, 007.
I don't think Omar is going to recover from her eleven World Wars somehow. We are having too much fun.
I'd rather have her deported for marrying her brother and bazillions in fraud.
I just realized I've been reading and typing all day without my reading glasses. I could be speaking Farsi by accident.
Omar will probably call him King Charles Triple Eye. Thinking James Bond, 007.
I don't think Omar is going to recover from her eleven World Wars somehow. We are having too much fun.
I'd rather have her deported for marrying her brother and bazillions in fraud.
I just realized I've been reading and typing all day without my reading glasses. I could be speaking Farsi by accident.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)
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279 "CVOID"
This marks the worst spell of COVID we have had since 2020.
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (I0N4X)
C+O+V+I+D = 100+0+5+1+500 = 606
wait, math
This marks the worst spell of COVID we have had since 2020.
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (I0N4X)
C+O+V+I+D = 100+0+5+1+500 = 606
wait, math
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (8NTVk)
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Do this repeatedly, once a day. The crows will get curious.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Av6i5)
As will Ace's neighbors! Maybe meet the girl of his dreams, luring her with puppy chow. It could happen!
I met my guy in a hospital elevator, but without puppy chow.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Av6i5)
As will Ace's neighbors! Maybe meet the girl of his dreams, luring her with puppy chow. It could happen!
I met my guy in a hospital elevator, but without puppy chow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (WONhk)
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52 13 I don't see why Fauci can't be held responsible. His pardon was autopen and not real.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026
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If he is found guilty and accepts his prearranged pardon, he won't do prison time, but he will be murdered by an angry mob in less than a week
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026
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If he is found guilty and accepts his prearranged pardon, he won't do prison time, but he will be murdered by an angry mob in less than a week
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (ZQo7S)
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Honestly, I don't give a shit if they are high functioning.
That's how WWII was won.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (aZm/F)
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I don't care, either, as I like them.
Patel could ask totally innocent me of anything and I'd probably confess in fear of his eyes.
"Did you vote for Hillary?" Yais. (NO I DID'T)
If Sec Hegseth can raise morale and put some kick arse men in front I think he's grand! Far better than the gay postillion cross dressers under Biden.
That's how WWII was won.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (aZm/F)
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I don't care, either, as I like them.
Patel could ask totally innocent me of anything and I'd probably confess in fear of his eyes.
"Did you vote for Hillary?" Yais. (NO I DID'T)
If Sec Hegseth can raise morale and put some kick arse men in front I think he's grand! Far better than the gay postillion cross dressers under Biden.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:31 PM (WONhk)
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Old crow watching hungrily
From his perch in yonder tree
And in my garden I'm as free
As that feathered thief up there -JD
From his perch in yonder tree
And in my garden I'm as free
As that feathered thief up there -JD
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 02:36 PM (DgMqy)
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Comey needs to be indicted for conspiracy to commit treason. The sea shell thing is bullshit.
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