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Iran: How About We Postpone All Talks About Our Nuke Program While You End the Embargo, Like Obama Did?
Gee I wonder why they're so determined to hang on to their "peacefully enriched uranium stockpiles."
These fucking death cult primitives worship nukes like the mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Their "Allah" is the atomic bomb.Oh great, we get to end the embargo and end offensive actions against Iran, and they get to keep their nuke program. What a great proposal. We've never had a great proposal from Iran like this before, except for the last thirty years.
Iran gave the U.S. a new proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and end the war, with nuclear negotiations postponed for a later stage, according to a U.S. official and two sources with knowledge.
Marco Rubio also declared that Iran's idea that "opening the Strait" means that they get to decide who can transit the strait and collect tolls from them is a non-starter.
Why it matters: The diplomacy is in a stalemate, and the Iranian leadership is divided about what nuclear concessions should be on the table. The Iranian proposal would bypass that issue en route to a faster deal. But lifting the blockade and ending the war would remove President Trump's leverage in any future talks to remove Iran's stockpile of enriched uranium and convince Tehran to suspend enrichment -- two primary war objectives for Trump. What to watch: Trump is expected to hold a Situation Room meeting on Iran on Monday with his top national security and foreign policy team, according to three U.S. officials. ... Trump signaled in an interview with Fox News on Sunday that he wants to continue the naval blockade that is choking off Iran's oil exports, hoping it will get Tehran to cave over the next few weeks. "When you have vast amounts of oil pouring through your system ... if for any reason this line is closed because you can't put it into containers or ships ... what happens is that line explodes from within. ... They say they only have about three days before that happens," Trump said.
Secretary Rubio just laid down the law over the Straits of Hormuz.
— Overton (@overton_news) April 27, 2026
Iran does not get to extort the world and play toll collector on international waters.
RUBIO: “If what they mean by opening the the straits is, yes, the straits are opened as long as you coordinate with Iran,… pic.twitter.com/sdgGgynIqs
Iranian woman tells a white liberal woman "You don't speak for us. We are very happy with President Trump. We want to name cities after him." pic.twitter.com/qoO4sVcxQx
— Kim "Katie" USA (@KimKatieUSA) April 26, 2026
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Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM
Fred or Ethel?
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: MitchMcTurtleIsStillAlive.com at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (abIsI)
*snort*
I reveal my inmost self unto my God - Mendez
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (sAPEi)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (ZGBUU)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: And they keep stealing the wine at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (6WSTN)
— Kim "Katie" USA (@KimKatieUSA) April 26, 2026
Winebox lady was accentuating those tits quite nicely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
They just have internalized misogyny and racist beliefs. We'll do the thinking and deciding for them.
Posted by: AWFLs at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (IJjgN)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (ZGBUU)
Putin just shut off their energy pipeline to him. Prussia is gonna be out of energy.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)
You'd think an assassination attempt would make Trump a little spicy. Maybe want to bomb the shit out of something to make him feel better.
Do it, Don.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (6WSTN)
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Having 5 children will cure them of liberalism. Raise an army of Paolos to get started on it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)
What concessions? How about, all the concessions?
We are negotiating your surrender here.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (vOtXJ)
Germany's Mertz is now saying this is an unnecessary war. Energy supplies must be really short in Krautland.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (Cif43)
You'd think an assassination attempt would make Trump a little spicy. Maybe want to bomb the shit out of something to make him feel better.
Do it, Don.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)
I think he's waiting till the damage is done to their oil wells and they have to be shut down...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (ZGBUU)
I know that law has questionable constitutionality, but it seems the SC doesn't like to give much flexibility to Trump on these things, like the tariff decision showed.
Im just wondering is Iran banking on Trump's hand being forced in a few weeks?
There's zero chance Congress declares War on Iran and gives Trump an open ended commitment.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (HE5qh)
Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
Lovetrumpistan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Retard alert -
Brick Suit
@Brick_Suit
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1h
Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."
UNBELIEVABLE
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (kX27y)
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (abIsI)
Mertz
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: And they keep stealing the wine at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)
Second look at burkas?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mendez at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
That can be arranged...
Posted by: The IDF at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (ZGBUU)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (GD2xa)
I know that law has questionable constitutionality, but it seems the SC doesn't like to give much flexibility to Trump on these things, like the tariff decision showed.
Im just wondering is Iran banking on Trump's hand being forced in a few weeks?
There's zero chance Congress declares War on Iran and gives Trump an open ended commitment.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (HE5qh)
he can just sail in a big circle and come back again the next day.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Diplomacy during peacetime is a lost cause on the Mullahcracy.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (zafwz)
Hence, I would be desperately trying to get a nuclear missile.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)
The message has not been properly sent or received since about August of forty-five.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (cS1cw)
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Are you saying that Valerie Jarrett looks like an Ape?
/Roseanne
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: banana Dream - slanteder at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (3uBP9)
I see the German Chancellor Merz says Iran is humiliating us...
Posted by: It's me donna
But you are totes fine with Islamists harassing, assaulting and raping your women?
Go check a dictionary, you Teutonic midwit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (0eO43)
Posted by: Sidney at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (Uy/WF)
I would prefer not to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (vOtXJ)
Germany's Mertz is now saying this is an unnecessary war. Energy supplies must be really short in Krautland.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM
They had all of the electricity they needed but those teutonic idiots shut down all of their nuke plants to "save the planet".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (et1vG)
@Brick_Suit
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Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."
UNBELIEVABLE
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (kX27y)
Proud graduate of the Quality Learing Center.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (CDM31)
And how it basically meant in 2031, they'd be fully positioned to all-but flip a switch and have nuclear bombs.
That's what the left is demanding be preserved:
A framework that guarantees Iran builds a nuclear bomb.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Diplomacy during peacetime is a lost cause on the Mullahcracy.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (zafwz)
Its the only thing that makes any of the bullshit worth it. Peace talks? With these fucking primitives? Just genocide their silly asses and be done with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (et1vG)
She did seem quite excited. Maybe the room was cold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (ZGBUU)
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I'd rather we do the damage ourselves and save us the wait.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (bNf8H)
A framework that guarantees Iran builds a nuclear bomb.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (tUP1A)
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That's far away from John Kerry accusing George Bush of "letting Iran have nuclear weapons".
Progressivism, by definition, is prone to faddishness.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)
Hussain Abdul-Hussain
@hahussain
In the predominantly Christian town of Zahle, in east Lebanon, locals hung a poster with Prez Trump’s image and the comment: “Thank God you’re safe, big guy.”
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https://is.gd/JZHQER
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:12 PM (VdTX+)
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM
How to keep a husband.
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 05:12 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (cS1cw)
"The WPR further mandates that the President report to Congress within 48 hours of deploying U.S. forces if Congress has not declared war or statutorily authorized the action. The President must continue reporting to Congress at least every six months for the duration of the engagement. Sixty days after the President first reports to Congress (or was required to do so), the use of the Armed Forces is automatically terminated unless Congress has declared war or passed legislation authorizing the action. The President may extend this 60-day period an additional 30 days by certifying in writing to Congress the need for continued use of force.
An authorization of the use of military force (AUMF) is subject to expedited consideration during the 60-day termination window that begins when the President reports or was required to report on the use of force. An authorizing bill or joint resolution must be introduced within the first 30 calendar days of this 60-day period.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (6WSTN)
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They moved a decommissioned tanker, a trip that would normally take like a few days, but it's in such poor shape, it's taking like 8 days, to Kharg Island as a temporary oil storage.
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells.
That they lack the expertise reopen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)
AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.
The R's in Congress gobbled this up like a diseased cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
Other than hoping the next Dem inspired assassin is successful, I'm not sure what they think is going to happen.
By the by, they are looking at a Cuba situation in maybe a month.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: banana Dream - Where's Frank? at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (GY9DA)
Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."
In the land with a mean IQ of 72, the midwit with an IQ of 80 is Queen
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (0eO43)
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They moved a decommissioned tanker, a trip that would normally take like a few days, but it's in such poor shape, it's taking like 8 days, to Kharg Island as a temporary oil storage.
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells.
That they lack the expertise reopen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
Have the Marines go steal it after they fill it up.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (snZF9)
'Let the hair go with the hide.' As they say.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (LHPAg)
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Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
So would the screeching liberals be for it or against it if it was going to be called "Trumpbad?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (okX77)
But how can you savages comprehend if we don't whitesplain to you?
Posted by: The AWFLs at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Just got here at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (cS1cw)
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells. That they lack the expertise reopen. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
Well, in their defense, these IRGC guys don't seem all that bright. Plan B was to store it in swimming pools.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: PG at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (tFapr)
"A bill or joint resolution directing the President to remove U.S. forces abroad may be introduced in either chamber at any time. The Senate considers such measures under a modified version of the procedures found in the International Security Assistance and Arms Export Control Act of 1976 (ISAAECA). Upon introduction and referral, the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations must report within 10 days of "continuous session" or can be discharged by a privileged motion that is debatable for one hour. Once the committee has reported or been discharged, any Senator may make a non-debatable motion to proceed to the measure. Debate on the measure and any amendments to it is limited to 10 hours. The WPR does not provide any expedited procedures for House consideration of a bill or joint resolution withdrawing forces from hostilities. Like any bill or joint resolution, the President would have the option of vetoing the measure."
There is no legislative veto anymore after INS v. Chadha killed that particular Congressional tool.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv)
AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.
The R's in Congress gobbled this up like a diseased cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
Wait till someone gets raped because the AI turned off the car. Then it will be gone.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (Fbc0I)
Diplomacy during peacetime is a lost cause on the Mullahcracy.
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Apparently air traffic suggests that exactly that has been going on.
Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (vSvIl)
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells.
That they lack the expertise reopen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
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What if, after they dock the boat at the terminal but before they start loading it with oil, they sink the damn thing.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (G0vdT)
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When she got home, she went STRAIGHT to the refrigerator for the Franzia. Oh yes she did. In fact, you could see the look on her face at the end. . .
Posted by: SSRI's and wine at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)
The R's in Congress gobbled this up like a diseased cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
Wait till someone gets raped because the AI turned off the car. Then it will be gone.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
The used car market will skyrocket and new cars will sit on lots, bankrupting the auto industry.
Rockauto.com says bring it. Their business will explode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)
1. So,a toll. Isn't that what the Barbary pirates wanted?
fucking muzzies -- they never change.
2. Ain't that a shame I read the sidebar? Now I have that song stuck in my head.
3. It feels the Iranians are going through the 5 stages of grief.
(denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance) They have moved on from anger to bargaining. Progress, I guess.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (oO35H)
Can't we just send them a couple of pallets of currency and call it good?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Send them Barky, Big Mike, and Valerie Jarret.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (0eO43)
What in all the history of congress makes this a likely outcome? At best they will add even more complexity that will be more easily gamed by rapists than by victims.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (olroh)
Trumpburgh.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (GY9DA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (ndZc7)
I just ran across a VW powered dune buggy with racing stripe...want.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (cS1cw)
When that happens, it is not just like turning off a tap. The reservoir, the geology, below the surface is permanently altered. You will lose, likely forever, 20% of your production. This is hundreds of billions of $ in future revenue for Iran.
I think what they are saying is they need more time to sort out the nuclear thing. But they really have no more time, none at all. A few days at most. They have to empty the tanks at Karg by then.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (vOtXJ)
What in all the history of congress makes this a likely outcome? At best they will add even more complexity that will be more easily gamed by rapists than by victims.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (olroh)
There was some dohickey in the 70s? they put on the ignition system of cars that led to that result and they had to disable it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
I dunno. It'll depend on who got raped and by whom.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (zafwz)
When I thought I'd lay down to rest by White House
In a big field of tall Mary Jane, I lay there in the sun
And felt it caressing my face as I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was POTUS and that I was a great leader
This really blew my mind that me, an Skeletor type guy
Should be the POTUS and a woman off color as VP
But there I was taken to a place
The Hall of the Viagra King I stood high up on a stool
Naked to the world in front of every kind of girl
There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones
Black ones, round ones, big ones
Out of the middle Kami Harris whispered in my ear Something crazy
Spill the wine, dig that girl
Spill the wine, take my clammy pearl
Spill the wine, dig that girl
Spill the wine, take my clammy pearl
Posted by: Blo Jiden at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (oamOm)
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (oamOm)
That sounds painful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Arguably, that would allow Trump to argue the attacks were already authorized if a court case arose over extending action past the sixty day limit which would be April 28th. The Ceasefire makes it even more thorny as the law is silent what happens if military hostilities stop before the sixty days, cease fire happens, then the hostilities resume.
There is a reason every president (dunno about Obama or Biden) has argued that the War Powers Resolution is unconstitutional by usurping the President's commander in chief role by ordering hostilities to stop after sixty days.
Neither Congress nor the Presidents have pushed this to Scotus for obvious reasons. It is most probably unconstitutional as Congress can always simply strike funding for any war. Congress essentially wants to duck the hard decisions so it can avoid blame and thus neutered itself.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: banana Dream - Where's Frank?
++++++
You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (2Ez/1)
Any idea how to say "Donald" in Farsi?
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (fK5DA)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (vOtXJ)
If they wanted to say that, then they could just say it and turn in some uranium they have, or show us what rubble it is under and let us dig it out.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
doesn't everybody?
Posted by: zelenskyy at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (oY6Yp)
Any idea how to say "Donald" in Farsi?
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (fK5DA)
The proper tribute would be saying it "Donald."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harvey Korman at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (2Ez/1)
Obama: "You know I'd like to have the power that Xi has."
Left: "We know what you mean."
Trump: "You know, I'd like to use the power granted to the President."
Left: "NO KINGS!!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (vOtXJ)
Watch them just open it into the gulf. What do they have to lose?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (w/O5Q)
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson
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How to be quiet?
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (2bFN5)
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Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
Trumpylon?
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:24 PM (fK5DA)
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Obama: "You know I'd like to have the power that Xi has."
Left: "We know what you mean."
Trump: "You know, I'd like to use the power granted to the President."
Left: "NO KINGS!!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)
In a nutshell.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump clearly wants an exit, it gives that, and they can start selling their oil.
It's just amazing what them not "losing face" is worth. Especially considering their entire military has basically been destroyed. It's not like they are held in high esteem.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (HL8t/)
Don't fall for it Donny. HEU first.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna
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This is one of those situations where the upside to delays outweigh the downside. Closing the strait
- hurts Iran. Soon they will have no cash to pay their foreign mercs, and they might turn on anyone in Iran who has cash. This is always a risk when you invite a foreign terrorist group into your country to police the public.
- It hurts China. Their entire strategy of dumping everything depends on foreign energy. This could collapse, or at least greatly damage them.
- It hurt the Euroweenies, or at least wakes them up.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (oO35H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
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That's just what it is: more politicians.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
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Let them talk.
While the media is focused on Trump and the Iran problem they are not reporting Lebanon as much.
However, Bibi is, not reporting but focusing on the cleanup. Trump's giving him cover.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (snZF9)
Classic household phrase. Also, "Oh My God" as uttered by Burt in Smokey and the Bandit. And of course "He chose poorly...you chose wisely" from the knight guarding the Holy Grail in Raiders III.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (cS1cw)
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There is a non trivial chance that this is what they will do. Because why go through life an unreasonable assholes unless you can act like an unreasonable asshole?
Posted by: We should set it on fire if they open the tanks at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (anL5R)
Newsom quickly leapt to the journalist’s defense Monday morning, trying to frame the fallout as a misogyny battle.
“My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked,” the First Partner of Governor Gavin Newsom posted on social media.
“Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior.”
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Old Lady Warren at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (HE5qh)
They already failed a vote against the Iran action. Now he has 90 days to do what's necessary.
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (fK5DA)
I would really like to know what this “doohickey” was before believing it. Because the counters are so numerous and obvious.
Wait until airbags start killing people taller or shorter than average, then they’ll get rid of the mandate. Airbags start killing people. They mandate explosive devices attached to the seatbelts to engage them more quickly in the event of a crash.
Wait until over-vaccination start killing people, they’ll stop giving them by the dozens to children and pregnant women. They mandate children get vaccines against diseases only transmittable by sex and lie about the numbers.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (snZF9)
Heh. There's a storage place in a small North Texas town called Kramelot.
I laugh every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump: You're horrible people. You're a disgrace.
Norah O'Donnell: *silence indicating agreement*
Norah is shameless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)
Yeah, but I don't think they have actual control over the people with speedboats. Khomeini set up a dead man's switch - basically told the military "If you never hear back from me, attack anything at your discretion." So, you have "groups" (I'd hesitate to call them a military) who's last order was destroy all ships.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (GY9DA)
"Sixty days after the President first reports to Congress (or was required to do so), the use of the Armed Forces is automatically terminated unless Congress has declared war or passed legislation authorizing the action. "
In cases where some other provision provides a constitutional way to resolve an issue (which is funding laws by Congress which are in accordance to originalism), constitutional innovations like this version of the legislative veto, Gramm Rudman, or other such methods are usually found to be unconstitutional by the court.
INS v. Chadha ruled against Congress regarding the legislative veto where one, two or sometime even a committee could veto an executive action. In the case of Chadha, it was Congress vetoing his ability to stay in the US.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (rjPWf)
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SCOTUS defers to the states on redistricting questions.
It's why it sided both with CA and TX.
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Yes, but IL v. Bost shows that SCOTUS will make states enforce their own election laws.
Yes, it was about standing.
But standing to see that the laws are enforced.
While giving a big stink eye to them not enforcing the election laws; all that stuff about the campaigns (and public) being entitled to a fair process.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Guy who always says at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F)
“Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior.”
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)
Never mind the complete disrespect shown to the President of The United States, you insufferable twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (HL8t/)
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"72 Virgin Goats or Bust!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (VdTX+)
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We should be penalizing Iraq right now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Puq9y)
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Go have sex with Harvey Weinstein.
Should be the retort to every single thing she says.
Posted by: Who told this pig she could talk at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (anL5R)
Trumporia.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (cS1cw)
Want a soft top Thing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (oamOm)
Norah O'Donnell: *silence indicating agreement*
Norah is shameless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)
Bunch of stories on the old Interweb today portraying her as the "victim" in this
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExUsa)
Bunch of stories on the old Interweb today portraying her as the "victim" in this
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (FtULh)
Of course. Liberal shithole media must come to bat for itself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (rjPWf)
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Next you'll be telling me that The Pope doesn't believe in Just War Doctrine.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExUsa)
It's cute you think that matters to the United States f*cking Government.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Trumpalagood.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (olroh)
I laugh every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)
There's one in jersey too. My garage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (2bFN5)
OrangeManBadVille
Yuuuuge City
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (rjPWf)
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PanaMAGA City
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (VdTX+)
There's one in jersey too. My garage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (snZF9)
Heh. My brother has named my 88 Fox Body 'Shelfy.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (gu0hJ)
When’s the last time a Dem state supreme
Court voted against Dems redistricting? Never that’s when. This is all show.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (oamOm)
Posted by: NPC_11111001 at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
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TBF you can see her nipples through her shirt. I think she was excited to be telling off the AWFL. Frisky.
Posted by: Its a hunch at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (snZF9)
The only thing they have left to offer is their nuclear program or the existence of the regime.
We can ratchet up pressure by making it known that we are negotiating for open elections where the Guardian Council does not get to decide who is allowed to run. My guess is that they would rather give up nukes and missiles than see that happen.
Posted by: Thatch at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (i0077)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (n5tGW)
'There is iron in the words of Guy Mohawk for all men to see.'
- Ten Bears
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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Didn't see the clip last night?
Ford's got sensors all over the cab.
Retina, facial, oral vibrations. They report to the police. Yeah, they got u.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (n5tGW)
I should be doing something productive vs hanging out here on a rainy and cold Monday.
Ladies: I think I saw Lt Col Jonny arrive with King Charles to the WH. The back of his head. I realize this is not proof as I did not see his kilt. I also realize this is important news (for me) and will give me a reason to watch King Charles in addition to Melania's clothes chosen for the visit.
Back to scheduled Ace blogging and hope you had a great weekend!.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)
Yeah, but I don't think they have actual control over the people with speedboats. Khomeini set up a dead man's switch - basically told the military "If you never hear back from me, attack anything at your discretion." So, you have "groups" (I'd hesitate to call them a military) who's last order was destroy all ships.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (vOtXJ)
Bring in about 50 speedboats with 50 caliber MGs and armor and load them with Marines and see what happens next
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)
Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin. Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.
x.com/nexta_tv/status/2048514958791496011
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExUsa)
It's cute you think that matters to the United States f*cking Government.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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Of course I don’t think that. But impossibility is impossibility. My money is on this never happening in its current form, or at least not anytime soon. As I understand it, it’s stuck in regulatory agencies, which Trump controls.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (ExUsa)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (bNf8H)
The most incredible luxurious city in Iran.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Thank you for reminding me of Bill Barr(Dick-DC). I only have so much hate in the ole heart. Back to the front of the line for a day or two.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (cS1cw)
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Okay, junior high. Got it.
Posted by: snapping bra straps at April 27, 2026 05:38 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:38 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (cS1cw)
They seems to always think they have the advantage dealing with a dumb-ass westerner and that you'll eventually give in simply because you showed some interest and just cant live without it. So they high ball you until you walk away and that's when the price starts dropping.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)
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sounds like a "them" problem
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
No wonder the Chancellor was pissy today
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)
Good.
They’re always whining about global warming so there you go. Now instead of a 2 hr flight take a 20 hr train ride and save the erf.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (rjPWf)
On the other hand, the ;'white liberal" chick getting defeated in the debate is hot AF.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (G0vdT)
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sounds like a "them" problem
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Its not like I haven't told them again and again and again how important it is to diversify their energy supplies. Incompetence is a painful thing for a country to have in its leadership.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops on hot mic at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (zafwz)
Also, CIA and Mossad are working to ID which 3rd-string people are the players in-charge now. At the national IRGC level and at lower levels across Iran. Doing traffic analysis on communications to/from those dirtbags to be able to eventually take them out with bunker-busters. And/or to try to turn them, especially regional commanders.
Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (gKWVE)
They should use wind power.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:42 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops on hot mic at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (anL5R)
I'm sure we could fill up a tanker or so if they buy it from us.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)
Trumpsdorf
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:42 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (Av6i5)
Trumpengrad
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (aGM2t)
Zoe's ring appears to be a ten-carat oval-shaped diamond set in yellow gold. It was probably custom-made and costs around $1 million.
Kravitz has told friends that she said yes right away to Styles's 'old-fashioned, romantic' proposal because she is 'madly in love with him.' Mr. Styles apparently supports her in a beautiful, kind way, according to a friend of Ms. Kravitz.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
That's because they (1) always lie [Taqiyya] and (2) are not actually negotiating -- merely buying more time.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (VdTX+)
I laughed out loud.
It is multi faceted. Cultural, topical, political, humorous, built for memes.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (cS1cw)
They seems to always think they have the advantage dealing with a dumb-ass westerner and that you'll eventually give in simply because you showed some interest and just cant live without it. So they high ball you until you walk away and that's when the price starts dropping.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)
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I negotiate for a living. I think the problem with ‘negotiating’ with Iran is that it doesn’t have a centralized decision-making body that can ‘agree’ to things that bind the country. That is probably by design.
It’s a similar problem to negotiating with a big corporation with multiple layers of reviews and approvals. You think you got a deal, but then find out another 25 people have to review and approve it.
Much easier to negotiate with a single decision-maker or small group of them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (ExUsa)
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The media isn't reporting it but, Trump's non-negotiable is they must give us all their uranium above 3% refined.
3% is sufficient for nuclear power. Everything above that is for making bombs.
Obama's Big Lie was "they just want to refine uranium for nuclear power plants."
Everyone accepted that lie.
Until Trump.
And now Iran has no choice:
Keep the uranium.
Or lose their oil feilds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (tUP1A)
Donjonistan.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: dantesed at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Democrats = Communists at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Old Lady Warren
>I thought they were a distraction from the WHCD shooting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops on hot mic at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM
Pffft. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Jos. Robinette "Choo-Choo" Biden at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)
"Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Trumpabad"
isn't very catchy anymore.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)
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Did that. Down to my price or his. It was agreed that the flip of a coin would decide the outcome. I flipped a quarter, it landed on the floor, I lost.
Drat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Puq9y)
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where is this coming from ?? that he is allowing any enriched uranium to remain in crazy mullah's hands??
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)
Zoe's ring appears to be a ten-carat oval-shaped diamond set in yellow gold. It was probably custom-made and costs around $1 million.
Kravitz has told friends that she said yes right away to Styles's 'old-fashioned, romantic' proposal because she is 'madly in love with him.' Mr. Styles apparently supports her in a beautiful, kind way, according to a friend of Ms. Kravitz.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Wasn’t Styles up until maybe last month dating some other celebrity hole? I’ve long thought that the vast majority of these ‘relationships’ are created by managers and PR firms.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ExUsa)
ym The Guy Who Wrote That Karaoke Scene, since a few weeks ago.
Posted by: it's a sign of the tiiimes at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: John Stuart at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (edKev)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)
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Look in the mirror Chuck.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
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Creamalot
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ExUsa)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)
Yeah, it's Trump's fault some nutcase you urged on tried to kill the President and his cabinet...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner
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Ja, now vi blo them up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:49 PM (rjPWf)
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The media isn't reporting it but, Trump's non-negotiable is they must give us all their uranium above 3% refined.
3% is sufficient for nuclear power. Everything above that is for making bombs.
Obama's Big Lie was "they just want to refine uranium for nuclear power plants."
Everyone accepted that lie.
Until Trump.
And now Iran has no choice:
Keep the uranium.
Or lose their oil feilds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (tUP1A)
Trumps terms are to submit to an extensive inspection regime.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
He’s a British man. So of course he is.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (rjPWf)
Trump announces Iran changes name to East Carolina, unveils new US flag design with 51 stars.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Av6i5)
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Shouldn't that be "Assassination Attempt Survivor" President Donald Trump? I think the Mullahs are playing with fire, and I don't the kind the Zoroastrian fire-worshipping kind, either.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (rj6Yv)
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X.
And you must trust everything on X.
LOL
But for real, IIRC, Iran does actually have some nuclear power plants that do need fuel?
IDK, the whole "let 'em keep the 3% stuff" is just a throw-away chit you know they'll reject.
Make us look reasonable, while exposing it's the near-nuclear bomb grade stuff they want.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:51 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 05:51 PM (vbXSk)
Now, it's "end the blockade (new element), guarantee no more attacks, negotiate nuke stuff later".
I'm optimistic that there's little chance they will ever meet any of our key minimal demands. Like Saddam in the fall of 1990, they just don't understand they can both survive and improve their odds in the medium run by just caving on something key, and let the indolence, lack of seriousness, and weakness of the west (US included, most of the time) to pave their path ahead.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
Isn't Harry Styles flamingly queer, or was that just a phase?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Most people at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 05:51 PM (vbXSk)
They've been too busy to pay their thugs for a while now.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)
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This Iranian woman is also wearing a cross on a chain. The American woman berating her would rather wear a burqa than a cross. We must not give up on the Iranian population, the mullahs in Iran and in US universities must go.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (0e5Te)
Trump announces Iran changes name to East Carolina, unveils new US flag design with 51 stars.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Av6i5)
___________
South Armenia
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (FtULh)
Already there.
Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (ndZc7)
https://tinyurl.com/nj3w7adp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (FtULh)
No domestic enrichment or reprocessing means a country can't develop weapons material on its own.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Relief is available. Ask your doctor.
Posted by: Big Fat Farma at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (ZGBUU)
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If I remember correctly, it was Germans who gave the mullahs nuclear technology and helped them start the program. Pardon me if I don't give a damn that they are now being humiliated.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Tbs6N)
https://tinyurl.com/nj3w7adp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (OYsYV)
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I forgot who first suggested it a few months ago but I like the idea.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/4x3ywpsv
There's a photo of the master's degree retard (he's real proud of this degree in court today) in his mylar sheet mug shot in the article.
I'd already mocked him nekkid and carpet sniffing in his mylar sheet. This mug shot made it better for me.
He looks as dangerous as a biracial gyro (keeping the pita bread soft) in the photo. I realize I am a bit warped to insult gyro sandwiches.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2026 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)
Sadly, for this to progress in our preferred direction, we need boots on the ground to sweep the regime from power.
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
Much easier to negotiate with a single decision-maker or small group of them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (ExUsa)
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We're talking 'international law' here, Elric the Blade, not the Uniform Commercial Code or case law. They take our deal or the B-52s fly.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (rj6Yv)
I forgot who first suggested it a few months ago but I like the idea.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (G0vdT)
Adam Corrolla
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: They look like humans, but they aren't at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Tbs6N)
Ze Germans should be happy. Usually you have to pay extra for humiliation.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
Go fish!
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (Cif43)
No domestic enrichment or reprocessing means a country can't develop weapons material on its own.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (U/Byj)
Don't hit the plant... hit the Power lines coming out of it... make it useless.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric the Blade
I'm just amazed that he is a heterosexual.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (EXgg+)
Sadly, for this to progress in our preferred direction, we need boots on the ground to sweep the regime from power.
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
No way we have run out of targets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
We're waiting them out, not the other way around.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM
Seconded.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
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Before one boot hits the ground, everything within 25 miles gets flattened. We have the means and the will to do that.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 05:59 PM (rj6Yv)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
The Iranians are like, "we own the dirt, come and take it."
Trump's blind spot, "Let's make a deal," has taken the wind of the military attacks. Seems the next move by Trump is to make the Iranians "a deal they can't refuse," and then enforce it.
This entrenched barbaric death cult has no intention of reaching a peace deal and is likely counting on the USA committing to WII style regime change effort. As a side effect this would give Schumer his first hard in decades when he is daydreaming about becoming the Senate leader again.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 27, 2026 06:00 PM (glnUu)
And I think it's 98% likely the shooting does start again. Fore reasons mentioned in a comment above.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 06:01 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/)
No, they've been doing this for decades long before TDS even existed.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+)
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47 years of (mostly) aiding and abetting the world's greatest sponsor of state terrorism -- literally giving them permission to eventually get nukes and sending them pallets of blood-money cash to help fund said terrorism and murder (including that of U.S. Citizens and Soldiers)?
There might be even stronger and more fatal words than abysmal IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Amtrak Joe at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (oftw2)
I think Trumps long term plan is that we own the straits. This is the only way to prevent China, Iran, terrorists, or whomever from using it as a gun to the head of the world economy.
If we own a few of those islands, and have bases, and patrol, and it is paid for by the oil we extract (or toll we put on passage) then we would be OK. We would have the lever against the Iranian economy and that would control them.
But to get there, we have to convince the world that it is the only viable solution. That is what he is doing now.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (oO35H)
Our focus should be commerce.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/)
The Regime is in uncharted territory in negotiations. They've never been raised so high in negotiations poker.
Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (5rh/l)
https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc
Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I know, right?!
Posted by: Archduke Franz Ferdinand at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
No way we have run out of targets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
Or masturbation.
Posted by: I mean...it's kind of a renewable resource at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 06:06 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: SciVo
*shifty ferret-eyes*
Posted by: Valerie Jarret at April 27, 2026 06:07 PM (Dv3i1)
There might be even stronger and more fatal words than abysmal IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (VdTX+)
You're not wrong, but I guess I was trying to be succinct. Obama and Biden effectively made the US government a state sponsor of a state sponsor of terrorism and have blood on their hands.
Posted by: Treasonous foul wretches they are at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)
https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc
Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7)
The people who put out these 'you won't believe what happened next!' utsubes should be doing something useful with their lives, like picking up dung in India.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (6WSTN)
The Iranians are negotiating like rug merchants, hoping that domestic politics (i.e., the midterms) get the better of our side. Time to "make them an offer they can't refuse." Put a Marine MEU on Kharg Island and seize control of the spigot, after a hellacious aerial bombardment.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (uY1j2)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
I wasn't there but assume stripped down to check for bombs. Maybe even a rough anal probe for plastic explosives in a condom.
Cuffed, face planted into carpet, and mylar blankie for photos.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)
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why? their oil industry is collapsing on its own
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