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Another Democrat Inspired Assassin Attempts to Kill Trump; Trump And All Innocents Appear Safe and Unharmed, and the Left-Wing Assassin Apprehended
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP
Paul SperryIf I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents.
@paulsperry_ BREAKING: As five (5) shots rang out at the rear of the ballroom of the White House Correspondents' Assoc. Dinner, First Lady Melania Trump quickly ducked under the dais before President Trump could be pulled down by Secret Service, and Speaker Mike Johnson's wife Kelly hid under her table as Johnson's security detail whisked him out of the ballroom before circling back later for Mrs. Johnson ... developing ...
Erika Kirk was present. I will pop the ONT back up above this after a while.
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has been SAFELY EVACUATED from the White House Correspondents Dinner, per sources
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 26, 2026
You can hear shots ring out in this video
A shooter opened fire in the LOBBY -- the shooter is DEAD
This is absolutely INSANE
LEFTIST VIOLENCE MUST END! pic.twitter.com/GB1eUXN8kx
JUST IN: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer says he was just feet away from the White House Correspondents dinner shooter, says he was thrown to the ground by a police officer.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 26, 2026
“It was a very, very serious weapon, he starts shooting.”
“I happened to been a few feet away from him as he was… pic.twitter.com/6ajscWy7Q9
He actually did the "Trump startled by loud noises" thing again. https://t.co/8M30foeNIF
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 26, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 25, 2026 10:01 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:02 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:03 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:03 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:03 PM (y171U)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2026 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:05 PM (vE0+H)
This is awful.
Erika Kirk was seen running through backstage at the WHCA Dinner, in tears, saying "I just want to go home."
The amount this poor woman has endured these past seven months is horrible.
I'm sure this just brought all those emotions right back...
Pray for her.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 10:05 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:03 PM (y171U)
I know. Her's and Erika's. God bless and keep them safe. And turn the hearts of those bent on evil to repentance and life in Christ.
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)
He's better than Schroedingers Cat, a real slippery one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:07 PM (wVcYX)
@LauraLoomer
2m
SCOOP:
Attempted assassin Cole Tomas Allen, a 30 year old male from California is a registered Democrat.
He is now in custody."
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (GD0B3)
He got in. He didn't get in. He's dead. He's alive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)
___________
Schroedinger's Assassin
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2026 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
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My money's on DeNiro or Cher.
Posted by: Cicero (@ciceto43) at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (JkO4W)
More proof that the venerable "24-hour rule" is always prudent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:09 PM (gKWVE)
That aside, this shit is becoming truly frightening. Again and again, slowly ratcheting toward chaos.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at April 25, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (YW20U)
Huh. Loomer bats above .500 but not far above .700. So, we'll see.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)
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Schroedinger's Assassin
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (gnNyN)
2m
SCOOP:
Attempted assassin Cole Tomas Allen, a 30 year old male from California is a registered Democrat.
He is now in custody."
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (GD0B3)
how does she get such good information so quickly?
other than looking and being amazing....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (nsSpm)
That's the thing, it's a collectivist ideology which means it was left wing to start with.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Jake Tapper, Investigative Journalist and Gumshoe at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:09 PM (gKWVE)
🔫👨🚀
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (wVcYX)
"The FBI Washington Field Office's National Capital Response Squad has responded to a shooting at the Washington Hilton in Washington, D.C. The subject is in custody"
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (GD0B3)
As an Italian, I regard wasting all that food as a grievous sin.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
It should go to a "homeless" shelter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (tgvbd)
It should go to a "homeless" shelter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)
_____________
Several have opened just now, all at the same address.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2026 10:12 PM (tgvbd)
One local Detroit station CBS is covering this.
One Secret Service guy hit in vest.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:12 PM (YlWIZ)
The WH ballroom construction must go to ram speed.
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 25, 2026 10:12 PM (FCPbW)
I don’t give a shit about any of these people, put my game back on. ABC had to give a “special report” for 10 minutes. Talking about “we will give updates”. Update these nuts.
the next 24 hours is going to be "fucking leftist violence!" trash when it could have been anybody, since people fucking hate trump with the heat of a thousand suns, and you could come up with a hundred different kinds of people who would want to do this, including lots of maga people.
He threatened to kill an entire civilization, so it is tough to narrow the field.
Did they lower another flag and place some ketchup on his ear for good cause? 🤣
No one is buying this except MAGA, who are right now probably blaming a liberal. Probably banking on another false flag to stoke up more hate and rile their base for the rapidly-approaching midterm bloodbath.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 25, 2026 10:12 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:12 PM (GD0B3)
time for short ropes and shorter drops....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (ugElV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)
Schroedinger's Assassin ...
Posted by: browndog on replay at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:06 PM (wLjpr)
God Bless Erika and Melania. You are a better person than I, Moki. I want the evil ones dead. They can work it out with God later. I know, I'm not a good person, who will work it out with God. I hope He forgives my hatred for the evildoers.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (7JD9w)
More proof that the venerable "24-hour rule" is always prudent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (ceJ0R)
There is an old intelligence saying that goes back to the time of the Hittites...
The First Report Is Always Wrong.
No different today.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (tgvbd)
Maybe we stop fucking around and start throwing them from helicopters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (tgvbd)
It's worse than that. They want to kill everyone.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (vE0+H)
"Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
40s
SCOOP:
The man who just tried to assassinate President Trump is a TEACHER in California in addition to being a registered Democrat"
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (ugElV
Sadly, he's had enough practice.
By next year, he'll be pulling out a gun returning fire.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (Sco7b)
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The Big Brains of the Left are already at work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (h7ZuX)
you are asking the right question. he got too close.
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (GD0B3)
@LauraLoomer
2m
SCOOP:
Attempted assassin Cole Tomas Allen, a 30 year old male from California is a registered Democrat.
He is now in custody."
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:08 PM (GD0B3)
Who paid for the assassin to travel from CA to DC?
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (ugElV)
The old one of the guy running at him in 2016 with a gun is incredible. He's up on stage and just stares the guy down - they did these laser eyes memes of him but honestly he didn't need the lasers. He is one tough sonofabitch.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (NFX2v)
yeah, didn't the shooter know that DC is a gun free zone?
why didn't he follow the law....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
It should go to a "homeless" shelter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)
When I was in the army one time I pulled KP and multiple deuce and a half trucks returned from the field with huge amounts of chow and we were ordered to throw it all away. I was outraged…. I stuffed my face while we threw the vast majority of it away
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (ugElV)
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SPLC funded?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (h7ZuX)
The shooter didn't get in, they stopped him in the lobby.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (FCPbW)
It's true the Left want many to die. They killed 5 friends with COVID-19 Wuhan. And want me and my peeps dead.
Self defense, anyone?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
You can see the president and his entourage seated at the table as an SS man shows Trump a note before the evacuation.
https://tinyurl.com/26p2s292
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (jXvKN)
God Bless Erika and Melania. You are a better person than I, Moki. I want the evil ones dead. They can work it out with God later. I know, I'm not a good person, who will work it out with God. I hope He forgives my hatred for the evildoers.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (7JD9w)
I'm struggling daily with this very thing, Barely Scary Mary. I've been studying the Beatitudes for the last couple of months, and I'm convicted of just how much hate I have had in my heart. I can't anymore, because it's not making things better. Doesn't mean I'll lay down and die or expect anyone else to, but I will pray that their hearts are changed. That's what mine needs!
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (ugElV
Sadly, he's had enough practice.
By next year, he'll be pulling out a gun returning fire.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (Sco7b)
***
Guaranteed re-election!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)
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Uh huh. Go with that.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (vE0+H)
This can't keep happening.
There need to be arrests of all the people, esp media types and politicians encouraging and promoting the assassination of the President.
Lock'em up and throw away the key.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (iJfKG)
By next year, he'll be pulling out a gun returning fire.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (Sco7b)
Can I place a bet on which firearm he selects?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: browndog on replay at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (3sXRv)
From Ace's video up top it's definitely not her, maybe Speaker Johnson's wife? Either way, I'm glad no one got hurt.
Except the would-be shooter. Eff that guy.
Posted by: pookysgirl really means that last line at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: gp at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (q1qnK)
Serviced, fueled and ready!
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (vE0+H)
Glad to hear everyone's safe.
Now, to the important info: who's the Asian chick on the President's left side?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (Sco7b)
that would be epic
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (nsSpm)
Wait. Did some Leftard on Reddit just mockingly say "probably a liberal"?
The man who just tried to assassinate President Trump is a TEACHER in California in addition to being a registered Democrat"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (Sco7b)
***
Guaranteed re-election!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)
Needs lessons from Denny Crane...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (YlWIZ)
This is why I pray for the above every night since the election. Rats cornered and scared are the most dangerous.
Thankful no one injured except the rabid gunman and let us hope security will be tighter as they study how this could happen.
Maybe Olberman can change his wording since Wolf Blizer said it was a gun.
Those commenting evil on sites can't be changed. They soak in evil, bitterness and anger.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:13 PM (ugElV)
Sometimes, I think he's just given his life up to God, and has no fear because of it. He will be protected, or he won't. He's got a job to do, and God's will be done.
Thank you, Lord, for protecting this man.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: Duluth trading at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (ugElV)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (vFG9F)
Wolf Blitzer can fu*kin" blow me.
What a jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (CNl8/)
Old Sparky
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (FCPbW)
firing squad is an option again....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (q1qnK)
Going with the anti-gun angle and probably that it was the same people who threw bleach on Jussie's sandwich.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (JMFJW)
https://tinyurl.com/35kcja56
72-hour rule is in effect, so who knows if this is true or not.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (c4pSx)
Posted by: Headline Editor at the BBC at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (CNl8/)
No silly. It was the Jews of course.
- Candy O
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (ugElV)
I should have socked it as Amy Schumer
Posted by: browndog on replay at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (3sXRv)
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Horde mind is a beautiful thing...
Though when you think about it, a "Schroedinger's Assassin" could actually be *terrifying* in reality.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: man at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (XuXeR)
==
oh please, all the reporters were diving under the tables, told to do so by Secret Service
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ubCxQ)
90% of the people that took the tickets at the door despise PDJT.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (y171U)
These fucking insane rabid trash are all going on already how it was staged, just like Butler donchaknow.
I don't like to hate but Lord give me serenity.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Local Torrance, CA media at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (vFG9F)
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Financed personally by Netanyahu
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 10:20 PM (2Ez/1)
If Baron was there.... stand by for the Wrath of Mom.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (q1qnK)
Going with the anti-gun angle and probably that it was the same people who threw bleach on Jussie's sandwich.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:19 PM (vE0+H)
Don’t know what the network is doing I have t had cable for 10 years. The web article was just facts. It’s weird, it’s CNN but they’re actually doing journalism.
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (wLjpr)
That is a beautiful answer, Moki. I am trying to have more mercy in my heart. It was taken advantage of one too many times. It is hard to find mercy again.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (7JD9w)
Posted by: Duluth trading at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Totally off topic
Duluth has some great stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ken at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (Dv8sh)
They call on their crazies to rise up and commit crimes against conservatives, then act surprised when Their Crazies act on their demands (while promising some glorified attention for their crazy's "noble" acts).
Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (vbXSk)
It would sure suck to be him if it isn't correct.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (vTZFs)
@LauraLoomer
According to @seanhannity, the shooter is both dead and alive. SMH
Apr 26, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE, great American at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
We need to focus on her carefully.
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2026 10:23 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:23 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:23 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2026 10:23 PM (DYstD)
For real??
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (NFX2v)
Whatever is "being reported" right now is guaranteed to be at least 50% incorrect.
In a couple of weeks we can have a serious discussion.
.
.
.
Cancel that. This is the Horde. A couple of weeks won't improve things.
As you were.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (jXvKN)
Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR)
It would sure suck to be him if it isn't correct.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (vTZFs)
Yeah, it's possible, I guess, that the shooter stole the identity of an innocent person.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (utfVc)
Would be nice if for once the Right could have a unified message.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (6Uni8)
According to @seanhannity, the shooter is both dead and alive. SMH
Apr 26, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC
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Does he have a cat?
Posted by: E. Schrodinger at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
He is now in custody."
Posted by: runner
Who paid for the assassin to travel from CA to DC?
Posted by: Joemarine
Que?
Posted by: an SPLC lawyer with a paper shredder at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (ugElV)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (l26NL)
"Impossible to solve this case. Thousands of journalists in the room. Everyone a suspect."
https://tinyurl.com/mw9bts93
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (c4pSx)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (JMFJW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
On Reddit, that's absolute proof he knew if was coming, and therefore a false flag event.
81 Wait. Did some Leftard on Reddit just mockingly say "probably a liberal"?
The man who just tried to assassinate President Trump is a TEACHER in California in addition to being a registered Democrat"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
It's all part of the standard Leftist response plan. Deny, deflect, obfuscate, move goal posts, and finish by saying straight white men commit the most mass shootings, and ultimately, we need more common sense gun control.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Duluth trading at April 25, 2026 10:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Much needed and appreciated!
Posted by: AC / DC at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (wVcYX)
That is a beautiful answer, Moki. I am trying to have more mercy in my heart. It was taken advantage of one too many times. It is hard to find mercy again.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (7JD9w)
I'm using the Enduring Word Commentary (online) of Matthew 5,6, and 7, if that helps! I'm so sorry for the pain you have been through.
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2026 10:23 PM (Y8DZL)
She seemed happy to be there. Probably not a democrat.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (2Ez/1)
Actually might suck to be Loomer if she's the first to use his name and it turns out to be incorrect.
Thousands of years ago there weren't instant alleged IDs of perps in infamous incidents. Of course there was no web. And there were, incredibly, standards.
Wonder if the defamation suits that have lately had some success (for public figures) might start to swing the pendulum back a bit.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (U/Byj)
That probably needs to stop.
Even if it means, you know.... doing that to them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (wLjpr)
That is a beautiful answer, Moki. I am trying to have more mercy in my heart. It was taken advantage of one too many times. It is hard to find mercy again.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (7JD9w)
***
I am a veteran of three wars. I can say that while I have hardened my heart against my foes, I have never hated them. They have been men, no different from myself, who have had a job to do, and the chips fell where they may.
It is a tough business, but I continue to believe I have fought for a cause that is just, and pleasing in the sight of the Lord.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)
Anyway. This will be a test of Kash Patel's mastery of the FBI "ham-and-eggers." Can he get them to do their damn job This time? instead of wiping the scene clean like in Butler, Pa.?
Posted by: Beverly at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ugElV)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:15 PM (ugElV)
They sent it to hog farms. They moved a 20 yard dumpster every day from my unit in basic. I often pondered it as an escape route.
Posted by: Reforger at April 25, 2026 10:26 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (ycI94)
Between this, the teacher sexual assaults on students, and trans grooming, I think we need common sense treacher control
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (wLjpr)
Doesn't even have to be that. It's not exactly John Smith but in a country of 350M-ish people, it could still be the right name but the wrong guy.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Heroq
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One DS had his hand on his holstered pistol at the ready, then he noticed his compadres had them in hand, yeah, dip shit, now's a good time to have it in your hand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (jXvKN)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (7JD9w)
I keep leaning more Old Testament now..
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Local Torrance, CA media at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Re CNN boilerplate : :Allen’s mother says there is no way her boy could be an assassin
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (FCPbW)
That's a long trip in an electric car. Lots of charging stops.
And this "college prep" teacher wasn't smart enough to realize he wouldn't get anywhere near the President, when he started by going Leeroy Jenkins from outside the perimeter?
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: ...
Need a list of every assassination attempt.
I'd post it poster size at work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (GD0B3)
The would-be assassin couldn't even get into the venue.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (JMFJW)
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Financed personally by Netanyahu
Posted by: Cicero
👍
Posted by: Candace Owens at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE, great American at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Lex at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (y4H1r)
From Ace's video up top it's definitely not her, maybe Speaker Johnson's wife? Either way, I'm glad no one got hurt.
Except the would-be shooter. Eff that guy.
Posted by: pookysgirl really means that last line at April 25, 2026 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Pookysgirl, the woman in the white dress is Weijia Jiang, president of the White House Correspondents Assoc. and she works for CBS News.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2026 10:23 PM (DYstD)
It makes sense that these things happen where there is poor security, so it is unscientific to wonder how the Demofag knew the security would be poor. But it is worth wondering about.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:28 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2026 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/mw9bts93
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:25 PM (c4pSx)
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Even Agatha Christie couldn't figure this one out...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2026 10:29 PM (gnNyN)
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not his first time
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Local Torrance, CA media at April 25, 2026 10:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Re CNN boilerplate : :Allen’s mother says there is no way her boy could be an assassin
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (FCPbW)
Did Melania bully Cole Allen?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:29 PM (wVcYX)
Trump's odds are bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2026 10:29 PM (BI5O2)
I wished for a 50 ton anvil to fall upon her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Another Quality Learing Center?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (JkyaL)
There's a story involving hot IDF females, a future congressman, Yitzhak Rabin, and myself.
I can say no more!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:27 PM (YlWIZ
If they'll defend us against us against nuclear weapons, guns are child play...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (6Uni
Shocker. See 11.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (p4NUW)
I feel badly this happened as I am not a warped, hate filled Dimocrat.
At least 3 pregnant women there, including the Press Secretary. I can't imagine.
I then thought of Data Republican, who just got in the WH Press Corps. She's deaf and it was probably worse for her (altho she's very brave).
Too many high profile WH Cabinet members there, which used to be normal before 2024 and demonic hatred. We can't lose any of them. Please protect them, Lord.
For years I prayed for evil and corruption in our country to be revealed. It has been and the cornered rats are lashing out.
Please, if you pray, pray for them all daily. For a shield of protection for health and safety, and that all plans against them fail.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fd at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (vbXSk)
175 I just watched a clip from Fox News of some doll saying how 'reporters run towards the danger.'
I wished for a 50 ton anvil to fall upon her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
I don't think diving under the table and hiding behind the tablecloth counts as running, but I'm not a "journalist."
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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If you are expected to catch a bullet shielding the President a little body armor is a good thing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (p4NUW)
You do. We all do.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:32 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 25, 2026 10:32 PM (ugElV)
They got rid of the male teachers because they said too many of us were perverts. That might well have been true at the time, I'm not here to defend us. But one thing the men did, it seems, was to keep the womens' eyes off the kids.
Now the men aren't there and the women teachers are nasty.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Might I suggest something made of Mithril
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at April 25, 2026 10:33 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2026 10:33 PM (U/Byj)
I guess not. It is, however, a professional ethics- and brain-free zone.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (JkyaL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (wVcYX)
God, grant me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'm going to need a lot of bail money.
Posted by: Wenda at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (OMTEK)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (y171U)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (ubCxQ)
naaaahhhh...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Nom for comment of the thread.
Posted by: Reforger at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (G4ajv)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Case at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:35 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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'Quiet guy, kept to himself, we're as shocked as anybody...'
Do you think he meant to kill the President?
'Oh absolutely'
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)
They have no worth in life, thanks Leftists for pushing evil, so they figure that by becoming a martyr for their cause their life will finally have some value.
Hitler Jungen or Red Guard. Kamikazes are less radical.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:35 PM (GD0B3)
I wished for a 50 ton anvil to fall upon her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
Most reporters use shorthand and in shorthand, EXIT looks like DANGER to them.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:36 PM (q1qnK)
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once or twice a year, looks like
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)
https://tinyurl.com/3r9d2sb3
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 25, 2026 10:36 PM (VPPG8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:34 PM (wVcYX)
No, but I thought I saw someone smoking on the grassy knoll behind the table.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)
QUACK
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (b3Yos)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (GD0B3)
@LauraLoomer
According to @seanhannity, the shooter is both dead and alive. SMH
Apr 26, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE
The shooter is undead? Well hell, just send a low level Cleric or Druid, and take care of it. A mid level Fighter would work too. (Haven't played D&D in decades. Is it still a thing?)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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They never even got to.the salad. The hotel staff is going to.eat like kings tonight, and the Doggie bags are going to be fabulous.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: Rex B at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (a992C)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
We need to focus on her carefully.
Posted by: Auspex
I was wondering that too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (c711F)
I suppose that's true for some values of danger, e.g. a Chinese hooker or a Thai ladyboy.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Johnny Strabler at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)
That's the new seating arrangement. Deal with it...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)
I guess not. It is, however, a professional ethics- and brain-free zone.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:33 PM (Riz8t)
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DC has some of the country's strictest gun laws. I refuse to believe this happened. I REFUSE!!!!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (P1YPV)
https://tinyurl.com/4kj85sfc
Trump declares that he's exercising his Constitutional power under A2,S3 to convene both houses of Congress on 'extraordinary Occasions' and kept there until they fully fund all of DHS and the Secret Service.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (c4pSx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:24 PM (jXvKN)
I forgot she's pregnant, too. Prayers for all of them.
Security obviously screwed up. However, at least tall SS men ran towards President Trump and got them out in seconds.
I love that he wanted the show to go on...yeah, there's a dead guy outside but let's do this!
This is why we need that ballroom,eh?
Melania's face broke my heart. What they have done to save the USA is beyond my understanding.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:38 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:39 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:39 PM (Riz8t)
"Flees"
- AOL
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026
***
She should start packing heat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (+2QQb)
Posted by: Jordan61
IF this is true, the SS needs to be burnt to the ground and rebuilt. It's broken. IF true. 72 hour rule applies here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (c711F)
And you won't like it a bit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (2GVsD)
208 I thought potus and the VP weren’t supposed to be in attendance at events like this together.
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:35 PM (q1qnK)
The rule I believe is that at least one high ranking cabinet member must always be elsewhere.
Otherwise the Pres and VP could never appear at events together, and we don’t mandate that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (JkyaL)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (P1YPV)
yeah, didn't the shooter know that DC is a gun free zone?
why didn't he follow the law....
Posted by: SturmToddler
I appreciate your response. I was being sarcastic regarding the mainstream press & wasn't clear.
...the real story will be
And...
My apologies. And you are also right that regardless of what the press decides to report, at the very minimum the law was broken with DC a gun-free zone.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (NFX2v)
Tweet by President Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/59r7brmm
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (c4pSx)
According to @seanhannity, the shooter is both dead and alive. SMH
Apr 26, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE
*lights Miracle Max beacon*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I Got Goosed at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM (JMFJW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:37 PM (c711F)
I haven't played in forever either but have the books downstairs.
They're great resources for fantasy.
President Trump is done speaking. It's nice to see a US President not being guided off the stage....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM (Sco7b)
It will never occur to them that they are the ones creating an environment where shooters feel justified in trying to assassinate rightwing figures.
Posted by: Thatch at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (i0077)
Posted by: Furry Theater kid shooter at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (47/pr)
look at the turd in the punch bowl showing up....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
No,
But he has issued a decree to release the 'alleged' assassin and return his firearms to him pending a proper investigation.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Hey Gavin, where did Cole get the gun?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM
========
Mayor BowWowWow,
How did he get the gun into the District of Corruption?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (2Ez/1)
According to @seanhannity, the shooter is both dead and alive. SMH
Apr 26, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE
*lights Miracle Max beacon*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Video shows him lying down in cuffs, but he is moving.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Gonna be wild.
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: gp at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (N8ZBc)
***
She should start packing heat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (+2QQb)
I’m visualizing her with a sweet little derringer tucked inside a garter way up high on the inside of her thigh….
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (JkyaL)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:43 PM (wLjpr)
Hey Gavin, where did Cole get the gun?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM (2GVsD)
Indiana, of course!
Posted by: Fat Ill-annoy gov at April 25, 2026 10:43 PM (1Ff7Z)
“It was a very, very serious weapon, he starts shooting.”
“I happened to been a few feet away from him as he was shooting. And of course, the first thing that went through my mind, is he trying to shoot me?”
This also just in: Richard Blumenthal has verified Wolf Blitzer's account, and says he too was under heavy fire but took out an entire NVA battalion with his shrimp fork.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:43 PM (Riz8t)
look at the turd in the punch bowl showing up....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (nsSpm)
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He's from the Special Olympics of commenting
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (JkO4W)
Anyway. This will be a test of Kash Patel's mastery of the FBI "ham-and-eggers." Can he get them to do their damn job This time? instead of wiping the scene clean like in Butler, Pa.?
Posted by: Beverly
That happened under the Barak O'Bidens watch.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (c711F)
This is CNN
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (y171U)
Let's just forget Hakeem Jeffries said it was war with Trump last week.
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Y8DZL)
Wolf Blitzer was kidnapped by the SS and incarcerated in the men's room, surrounded by other strange men he did not personally know who might abuse him because he heard gun shots from a 'very large' assault weapon that was pointed at him personally. Did he pee his pants?
Posted by: John at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (0DsdP)
Prove you’re not. Then you may enter the rest of the US
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (A5RD0)
This also just in: Richard Blumenthal has verified Wolf Blitzer's account, and says he too was under heavy fire but took out an entire NVA battalion with his shrimp fork.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:43 PM (Riz8t)
And Hillary was there dodging sniper fire?
And of course, AOC was threatened as well...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:39 PM (JkO4W)
For the crime of not being dead? I think they already did that one.
Posted by: Johnny Strabler at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (vE0+H)
Also, some dumb girl rushed the presidents limo after the shots. Wearing a kaffiyah.
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (p4NUW)
Tweet by President Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/59r7brmm
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (c4pSx)
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Looks like a fucking asshole to me.
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (rj6Yv)
As a profession, many aren't comporting themselves very well lately.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Kyh8Y)
Trump evacuated after security incident at White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)
Stay beyond the Neutral Zone.
Posted by: the Klingon Empire at Praxis at April 25, 2026 10:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 10:45 PM (CNl8/)
This is CNN
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM
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And Vance is a hillbilly!
Posted by: Media at April 25, 2026 10:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2026 10:14 PM (h7ZuX)
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Was the secret service in the right spot? Any DEI hires?
Glad the SS agent was wearing a vest.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 10:45 PM (7cpPc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2026 10:45 PM (77rzZ)
why didn't he follow the law....
Posted by: SturmToddler
I appreciate your response. I was being sarcastic regarding the mainstream press & wasn't clear.
...the real story will be
And...
My apologies. And you are also right that regardless of what the press decides to report, at the very minimum the law was broken with DC a gun-free zone.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 10:40 PM (NFX2v)
oh no, you were clear. I should have added a /s tag.
the idiots on the left always talk about needing more laws, well, this fuck nugget knew about the law.
and crossed state lines... -_-
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:45 PM (nsSpm)
In all seriousness, I bet this California teacher was a guest of one of those reporters with severe TDS.
Posted by: Tracy at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (r5YQN)
Has Boasberg changed his beach towel yet?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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Or has he ordered everyone including the shooter back into the hotel to try again?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: John at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (0DsdP)
If so, the stain would be at the rear.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (Sco7b)
The vermin hit the mother and started to eat the little girl's face. Bystanders restrained the scum while the mother yelled for the attacker to be shot and killed.
In many of the mainstream reports there is no mention that the goblin is an illegal alien or that he chewed the face of a little girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rex B at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (a992C)
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Or because they knew there was going to be shooting.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (MSrAy)
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LMFAO
My GOD....... yeah he's there for you Wolf. Some crazy MAGA mad at ObamaCare. Fuckin turd, please do feel free to fuck off and disappear up your own ass with your bullshit any time
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:47 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at April 25, 2026 10:47 PM (gKWVE)
A BLACK MASK!!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 25, 2026 10:48 PM (stb/C)
Posted by: Delurker at April 25, 2026 10:48 PM (gtcuf)
https://tinyurl.com/4kj85sfc
Trump declares that he's exercising his Constitutional power under A2,S3 to convene both houses of Congress on 'extraordinary Occasions' and kept there until they fully fund all of DHS and the Secret Service.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie
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AND force them to adjourn afterwards so he can ramrod all his nominees through.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)
Go to Trump't Truth Social - he posted the assassin's pic.
Posted by: runner
Now a judge will throw out the case.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Heroq
They're both below serial killers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (c711F)
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To be fair, if you did your job like Wolf Blitzer does his, it's a reasonable assumption.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (JkO4W)
nah, even they have standards
this kid couldn't get hired next to the dumpster behind the 7-11 at the airport....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Heroq at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (q1qnK)
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Tweet by President Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/59r7brmm
Posted by: Sasquatch
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Shirtless? Did the cops strip him to make sure he didn't have any other weapons?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 10:50 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:50 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 25, 2026 10:50 PM (+QijZ)
Tweet by President Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/59r7brmm
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie
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He looks... Italian?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)
no more Presidential events at the Washington Hilton
Posted by: Don Black
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That's where Reagan was shot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:50 PM (jXvKN)
Trump speaking after shooting incident
U.S. President Donald Trump was rushed out of the White House Correspondents' Association dinner after a man armed with a shotgun tried to breach security.
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
Or because they knew there was going to be shooting.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 25, 2026 10:46 PM (MSrAy)
That theory is not without merit, SID. Sadly.
Hope you are well!
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:51 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2026 10:51 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 10:51 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Delurker at April 25, 2026 10:51 PM (gtcuf)
There are posts from "journalists" on X bragging about how they were not going to attend the dinner because Orange Man Bad.
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Or because they knew there was going to be shooting.
Posted by: screaming in digital
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The whole View coven bragged that they wouldn't be there, but I bet now they regret it. Missed a big chance to be Main Characters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 10:52 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 10:52 PM (CNl8/)
Hey Gavin, where did Cole get the gun?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:41 PM
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It was handed to him by his Soros' handler when he arrived in DC.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:52 PM (jXvKN)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (P1YPV)
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (stb/C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Fritzy at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (2GIh1)
The would-be assassin was an Iranian sleeper agent who had just been activated by the IRCG.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (gnNyN)
In an unusual turn of events, the charity had to pay Jeopardy to get Wolf to go away.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: moki
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{{{Moki}}} I am, hope you are the same.
Just don't know whether to be depressed or enraged.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (MSrAy)
As a profession, many aren't comporting themselves very well lately.
Posted by: Tonypete
But was he wearing a mask? Did he get a booster shot? Safety always!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:53 PM (c711F)
The result is the the press is barred from the White House and the Pentagon, an limited to a single off-site building for press briefings.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: DC Urban Outdoorsmen at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (p4NUW)
The second attempted assassin, this one a NatSec employee, failed and was captured. There was no serious investigation of who helped him or his handlers.
Then another lefty assassinated Charlie Kirk. There has been no serious investigation of those that helped him.
And now...another attempt on Trump. The left has thousands of foot soldiers to spend on these efforts, and they only have to get lucky once.
Until the handlers, planners, and funders are arrested or otherwise dealt with this WILL continue
Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (8i9fb)
Posted by: moki
Because he's John Motherfucking Rambo, man.
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Heroq
They're both below serial killers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (c711F)
Used car salesmen have entered the conversation.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (2WIwB)
Been reading Executive Orders again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)
*********
Well, you know how uppity those Amish can get when you try to force them to electrify their milking operations.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (c4pSx)
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Jeopardy literally had to take medicine out of the mouths of crippled children because Wolf did so badly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Maybe I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque
Posted by: someone getting cornholed by an aryan in the shower at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (gKWVE)
Prove you’re not. Then you may enter the rest of the US
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 25, 2026 10:44 PM (A5RD0)
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I'll wear the Momee t-shirt Ben Had sent me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Heroq
They're both below serial killers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (c711F)
Used car salesmen have entered the conversation.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Lawyers everywhere at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Heroq
They're both below serial killers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:49 PM (c711F)
Used car salesmen have entered the conversation.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (2WIwB)
Look out, here come the bicyclists.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Don Black
He thought he could pass through the metal detector because it had a plastic stock.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (S/Y4j)
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With today's technology, there is no reason at all why press briefings can't be held via Zoom or Teams.
The only reason the White House Press Corps exists now is to satisfy the egos of its members.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (gnNyN)
I want to get Dan Bongino's take on Rumble
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (P1YPV)
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Same here. I'm definitely going to be listening to his take on this situation.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (c4pSx)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (b3Yos)
Been reading Executive Orders again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)
such a good book. he really did a good job with that series.
damn shame the media and whorywood got ahold of the scripts...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (nsSpm)
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55m
White House Correspondents' Dinner gunman 'assembled long weapon in unsecured room' before firing near ballroom, volunteer reveals https://trib.al/rrYflsM
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Heroq
LoL!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 10:58 PM (8i9fb)
Mullato, maybe?
Posted by: Delurker
That is what they said about the Italians too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
Odds his family includes slave traders?
Posted by: is there a betting pool yet? at April 25, 2026 10:58 PM (kkpxq)
Posted by: David Hogg at April 25, 2026 10:58 PM (stb/C)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (2Ez/1)
https://tinyurl.com/26p2s292
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (jXvKN)
I don't think that was an SSS guy, I think it was the entertainer for th evening, a mentalist named Perlman
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)
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55m
White House Correspondents' Dinner gunman 'assembled long weapon in unsecured room' before firing near ballroom, volunteer reveals https://trib.al/rrYflsM
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)
This is NOT Day of the Jackal.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)
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Only damage I've read about so far is the SS agent taking a bullet to the vest.
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Are the tables bulletproof? Duck and cover? Please
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
Yeah, I wondered that. Did the long table have anything on the back heavier than the linen tablecloth?
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Now, to the important info: who's the Asian chick on the President's left side?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Indeed. She looked pretty, and happy, at first.
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Impressive how quickly all the armed guards replaced the suits on stage!
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost in the landslide at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Delurker at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (JkO4W)
The would-be assassin was an Iranian sleeper agent who had just been activated by the IRCG.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
That should be good for a real bombing.
But in the way of excessively civilized nations warn that Tehran needs to be completely evacuated before 'sunrise'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)
security cam footage
https://x.com/RapidResponse47/
status/2048228609488310665
Posted by: Don Black
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Looks like a garbage response to me. Instead of diving on the guy, that one guy fell back and then pulled his gun.
I mean, the bad guy is dashing through, and security fell BACK.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (n7rxJ)
Because he's John Motherfucking Rambo, man.
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)
You are a treasure!
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
Thank you for noticing!
Posted by: zombie William McKinley at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (c711F)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (lJui8)
Posted by: Heroq
Bee-worthy.
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)
I am unable to recall Truman’s Vice President, you know, on April 12th 1945 after he was sworn in upon FDR stroking out at Warm Springs, GA.
Further, I can’t think who his running mate was in ‘48. Alban Barkley?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (FaOSD)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 10:58 PM (8i9fb)
It looked like one of the fast reaction team was wearing a ball gown
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Rich. Who first alerted the president of danger.
An entertainer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (jXvKN)
Mumia, "what about me?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: the Barrel at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (8i9fb)
Posted by: JTB at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (yTvNw)
The only reason the White House Press Corps exists now is to satisfy the egos of its members.
Members of the press should only be allowed to ask a question while holding a red hot coal in their hands. This will keep the questions shorter and limit the number of multiple questions from one "journalist" at any given time.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2026 10:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Looks like the ID as that teacher is a good one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Sadly, there's always room for more.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Indeed. She looked pretty, and happy, at first.
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Impressive how quickly all the armed guards replaced the suits on stage!
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost in the landslide at April 25, 2026 10:59 PM (y3Pql)
Yeah, she didn't react either when the first shot rang out. I wonder what she was smiling about? She seemed a bit too far away from Trump's conversation with the guy to hear them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
What did you do during the war, Daddy?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (vE0+H)
glad the Preznit is safe
can't lose this man
they say they are gonna reschedule the dinner, but if it were me, I'd skip it
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (S/Y4j)
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Or, just limit each journalist to 7 seconds worth of Q&A.
Posted by: Rex B at April 25, 2026 11:03 PM (a992C)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 10:54 PM (S/Y4j)
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With today's technology, there is no reason at all why press briefings can't be held via Zoom or Teams.
The only reason the White House Press Corps exists now is to satisfy the egos of its members.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2026 10:57 PM (gnNyN)
I'm thinking it's in a double wide by the Potomac, with the government official(s) using Teams or Zoom. Standard utilities- no extra power. Perhaps a few porta-potties outside instead of indoor plumbing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)
https://tinyurl.com/24bdh58k
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 11:04 PM (c4pSx)
https://x.com/RapidResponse47/
status/2048228609488310665
Posted by: Don Black
He tried to sprint through security...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)
what are the chances he and Gavin Newsom have met
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 11:04 PM (ZxPkt)
https://tinyurl.com/24bdh58k
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original
You can see it in the footage when the guy fires.
Posted by: Piper at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Rex B at April 25, 2026 11:03 PM (a992C)
And they have to wear a clown nose and jester hat
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: I gotta ask
Jesse Smullet (sp?) is a dead ringer for the perp.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (/lPRQ)
the idiots on the left always talk about needing more laws, well, this fuck nugget knew about the law.
and crossed state lines... -_-
Posted by: SturmToddler
👍
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (NFX2v)
48-hour rule before we set our hair afire.
We don't know who has an axe to grind and we need time to sort the goats from the sheep.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rex B
After which, the electric shock collar goes off.
7 seconds after that, it's the one on their genitals.
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: John at April 25, 2026 11:05 PM (0DsdP)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (NFX2v)
An entertainer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 11:01 PM (jXvKN)
No, he was doing an intro to his act, he does corporate shows, and one of the things is to get a read on the main guy for the later act. He was warming up the front table.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (ifPGz)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (8i9fb)
I agree on the ax - the better for severing the heads of infidels, but I really don't see the need to bother separating sheep from goats. They're all fun.
Posted by: Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (Riz8t)
And now, April, 2026. Probably May too.
On the PLUS side, you kokw the media was just going to bury Trump for their 20 million combined viewers reached. That plan went to hell.
I was going to watch a horror movie. Now I'm in the mood for vigilante. "Hobo With a Shotgun". All the guy wanted was to buy a lawnmower, But he took it upon himself to take out the trash...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (Sco7b)
Been reading Executive Orders again?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Heh. Halfway through the 1028 pages of 'The Bear and the Dragon'
Wait...this isn't the Book Thread'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (XeU6L)
I mean, the bad guy is dashing through, and security fell BACK.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (n7rxJ)
Somebody should have been looking down that hallway. They were all just standing around, unalert.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
glad the Preznit is safe
can't lose this man
they say they are gonna reschedule the dinner, but if it were me, I'd skip it
Posted by: Don Black at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)
Reschedule it, but launch that cute little device like in star trek X where it melted everybody in the room.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (snZF9)
"A staged event aimed at discrediting the free press."
At least we won't have to listen to Sunday Show agit-prop about Trump losing the Iran war tomorrow.
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2026 11:08 PM (Y8DZL)
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Jill was decked out at an Italian event in full "protest white" regalia that day. Wouldn't be that big a deal except for the fact that I surmised she would be - and she was. That is the kind of thing the Left do.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)
I'll give the SS a pass.
If I am the attacker, and I get to pick the time and place and method of attack, I will be successful most of the time. Unless I do like this dumbshit and run into the face of the defense.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (2WIwB)
It WoRkS aT tHe ScIeNtOlOgY hEaDqUaRtErS!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2026 11:08 PM (rbvCR)
https://tinyurl.com/yc2mtmrn
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 11:08 PM (jXvKN)
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C2 Education is one of those private tutoring outfits.
He was a part time teacher.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 11:08 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
Looks like the son Obama never had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (snZF9)
I mean after trump and anybody worth shit leaves.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (snZF9)
Kamala Harris' 2024 campaign.
https://tinyurl.com/2ev3b2wb
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (c4pSx)
Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:10 PM (2GVsD)
She probably could pull off the Annie Oakley vibe....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 25, 2026 11:10 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2026 11:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at April 25, 2026 11:10 PM (oftw2)
I'll give the SS a pass.
If I am the attacker, and I get to pick the time and place and method of attack, I will be successful most of the time. Unless I do like this dumbshit and run into the face of the defense.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2026 11:02 PM (2WIwB)
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I doubt that he planned it to be a suicidal banzai charge, but then, he probably isn't very smart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 11:10 PM (JkO4W)
I mean, the bad guy is dashing through, and security fell BACK.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 11:00 PM (n7rxJ)
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Big hesitation, not good.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (jXvKN)
Posted by: Delurker
Yes. They're rules.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (c711F)
I wonder what shooter's plan was. Just DASH into the ballroom and shoot Trump on the dais? I also wonder how close he came to it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2026 11:07 PM (snZF9)
Darth Trump should go full Darth Bane and use the life force of the presstitutes to strengthen his hold over the left....
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
Looks like the son Obama never had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (utfVc
By tomorrows newscasts, he'll be whiter than the exposed Canadian flesh I saw uncovered at Walmart yesterday.
Ghost white...
Snow White...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (Sco7b)
424 I hate it when Ace of one of the cobs have to break into stuff in the middle of the night. It means that really bad stuff is going on.
Posted by: Bulg at April 25, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ)
In this case it’s not RILLY bad, it’s just the same stupid shit over and over. Ok I guess that’s pretty bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (JkyaL)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (b3Yos)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ok, that's just mean. I only have 3 arms and one weird leg, so...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:12 PM (2GVsD)
I doubt that he planned it to be a suicidal banzai charge, but then, he probably isn't very smart.
Posted by: Cicero
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He looks DEI.
Does his eyebrows too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 11:12 PM (jXvKN)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 11:06 PM (8i9fb)
She should have marched up to the mic and said "you lousy cork suckers"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2026 11:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2026 11:13 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 25, 2026 11:13 PM (Jr+re)
Miles Taylor
@MilesTaylorUSA
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39m
The WHCD shooter will be used to justify things that have nothing to do with the WHCD shooter. Mark this moment.
Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
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6m
Gfy
I love Julie Kelly.
Posted by: 13times at April 25, 2026 11:13 PM (x03Ux)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 11:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2026 11:08 PM (Y8DZL)
It should be an episode of "oops I crapped my pants".
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 11:13 PM (7JD9w)
https://www.c2educate.com/
perhaps someone else can.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
I'm sure the 56K baud modem it's running on isn't up to the traffic from 10 million people hitting it at once.
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2026 11:14 PM (8i9fb)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)
So somehow despite not being hit, shooter did not get through the last doors.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2026 11:14 PM (vbXSk)
I wonder what shooter's plan was. Just DASH into the ballroom and shoot Trump on the dais? I also wonder how close he came to it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (n7rxJ)
President Trump said 50yards. Did not enter ballroom.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 25, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 11:15 PM (c711F)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2026 11:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2026 11:16 PM (2GVsD)
He'll win it again in May!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 11:15 PM (c711F)
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Yeah, he's a shoo-in now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 11:16 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Ian S.
AI Overview - Based on the search results for April 2026, Jimmy Kimmel did not formally speak at the White House Correspondents' Dinner (WHCD) to call on attendees to "go after Trump." However, in a mock "alternative" monologue delivered on April 23, 2026, while Trump was attending the official dinner, Kimmel did heavily criticize Donald Trump, calling him a "delicate snowflake" and a "trembling drama queen".
Example: AOL ‘Delicate Snowflake’: Jimmy Kimmel Brutally Roasts 'Drama Queen' Trump in Mock Monologue
Morning Honey
Updated Fri, April 24, 2026
Unpleasant. References to Epstein, Melania, Stormy Daniels, yada yada
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 11:16 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
that's the Asian chick? Yeah, nice looking when she's smiling. But still probably a honey pot.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Big hesitation, not good.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 25, 2026 11:11 PM (jXvKN)
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I'm glad I'm not that agent. So many events, too much complacency?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 25, 2026 11:17 PM (vMiYy)
She vowed that "many more charges" are to come.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2026 11:17 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2026 11:16 PM (JkO4W)
And proudly, in June, too....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 11:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
I didn't find them but I did find a large number of people with the same name in other states and the pattern we always see:
Donations to Act Blue
Job: Unemployed or teacher
Amount: Some random smallish number but a lot of them
Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2026 11:20 PM (sKqQm)
"Well, we almost got #freebeerday. Either a brother or a sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmenship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle.
We'll never know.
Regardless, we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens."
-Tweet by the owner of Minocqua Brewing Company (this asshole is running for state-wide office in Wisconsin)
https://tinyurl.com/47kfh4yt
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 25, 2026 11:22 PM (c4pSx)
White House Correspondents' Dinner gunman 'assembled long weapon in unsecured room' before firing near ballroom, volunteer reveals
They all got excited when he whipped out his sixteen inch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2026 11:23 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: anachronda at April 25, 2026 11:26 PM (qdr3M)
Posted by: moki at April 25, 2026 10:16 PM (wLjpr)
> That is a beautiful answer, Moki. I am trying to have more mercy in my heart. It was taken advantage of one too many times. It is hard to find mercy again.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 25, 2026 10:22 PM (7JD9w)
I figure, God hates the wickedness and I hate the wicked, so between the two of us, we have it covered.
I'm only half-joking. Sometimes I get so mad, I catch myself praying for their hearts to be hardened, so that they will go to Hell. That is a step too far; crossing boundaries; their souls belong to God.
So when I catch myself doing that, I disclaim their disposition in the next life, and pray fervently for their filthy evil brains to get swift and brutal justice in this one. The soul belongs to God, but the body is ours.
Posted by: SciVo at April 25, 2026 11:26 PM (Sy6m/)
this is about sammiches, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda
Wontons served up on her neked torso
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Wonder how tutors are deemed to be not just academically fit but also morally fit for teaching children?
Doubtful all are screened as public school teachers, administrators, etc. are to be in the various states.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 25, 2026 11:31 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Nekked dining is a Japanese thing, ain't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 11:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
Arrested and wailing cuss words. It was great!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 25, 2026 11:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 25, 2026 11:35 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 25, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Oh, got it. Eating fishy things. Like clams.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2026 11:35 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 25, 2026 11:40 PM (AyCDG)
The liberal press seemed subdued and more respectful at the end of President Trump's comment. Even the retarded recognize courage in a tuxedo. A few shouted, "Glad you are ok, Mr. President!"
Thankful to God our President Trump, FLOTUS, VP Vance and all of his Cabinet are ok tonight.
The combined courage and determination was right there. Even our very pregnant Press Secretary showed little fear after it was over. I think Sec Hegseth would have fought for him.
How fortunate and blessed are we to have them, to witness what they go through to improve our country?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 25, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 25, 2026 11:59 PM (EDHTD)
ding ding ding fried chicken dinner
Hat tip from the PNW for your comment.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 26, 2026 12:40 AM (p51gb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 25, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF)
Time to make some of you VERY, VERY ANGRY.
Why did the NSDAP allow private property and went about attacking the SPD and KPD?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 26, 2026 01:26 AM (pKv0r)
In many communist countries some private property was allowed. Probably they realized they cannot confiscate all of it at once, because it would demoralize people too much.
Posted by: PG at April 26, 2026 03:15 AM (tFapr)
In many communist countries some private property was allowed. Probably they realized they cannot confiscate all of it at once, because it would demoralize people too much.
Posted by: PG at April 26, 2026 03:15 AM (
Example.
And that goes completely against communism.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 26, 2026 03:55 AM (pKv0r)
"private land ownership in communist poland"
Private land ownership persisted throughout the communist era in Poland, making it unique among Eastern Bloc countries where large-scale agricultural collectivization failed to take root. While the state nationalized large estates and urban real estate, approximately 75% of agricultural land remained in private family farms from World War II through the collapse of communism in 1989.
Posted by: PG at April 26, 2026 04:07 AM (tFapr)
Private home ownership rates in communist Hungary were historically high, driven by state subsidies for self-building and the privatization of public housing, resulting in one of the highest ownership rates in Europe today.
"private home ownership rates in communist romania"
AI answer: Private home ownership in Romania was extremely low during the communist era, as the state controlled approximately 70% of all apartments by 1990.
This is one way to look at it, but on the other hand it excludes houses. If you include those, significantly over 50% of homes were privately owned.
I am too lazy to do more research, hopefully 3 examples will suffice.
Thus, to come back to your original point, even though the Nazis were collectivists, they didn't nationalize everything at once. Just like communists.
Posted by: PG at April 26, 2026 04:13 AM (tFapr)
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