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Disclaimer: Scifvfglug.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 !!

Posted by: clarence at April 25, 2026 04:30 AM (nD5wh)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 04:30 AM (8NTVk)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 04:30 AM (7Pnfz)

4 Microsoft is running a competition with $2 million in prices

*prizes

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 04:31 AM (8NTVk)

5 G'Day everyone
I thought it was time to get up, there is no visual clock in bedroom so need to hit phone for time.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

6 I like The Cure

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Guten morgen, horde.

It appears that the tech world, or Silicon Valley, is stuck in a death spiral that has not yet gotten to ludicrous speed.

Posted by: clarence at April 25, 2026 04:36 AM (nD5wh)

8 Disclaimer: Scifvfglug.

Gesundheit.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 04:37 AM (8NTVk)

9
And I know I was wrong
When I said it was true
That it couldn't be me and be her
In between without you

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 04:45 AM (8NTVk)

10 Morning, all.

Posted by: Caf at April 25, 2026 04:53 AM (qS/Xm)

11 Present tense, past perfect
Undefended, the cut direct
Distant memory, a blind eye
All to make a maiden cry
A lonesome burden to carry
There is no need to tarry


fin

Posted by: clarence at April 25, 2026 04:56 AM (nD5wh)

12 That it couldn't be me and be her
In between without you

It's like they tossed words into an automatic word-shaking machine and then rolled those out.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 05:02 AM (8NTVk)

13 Sign up for a bunch of MS Edge spam for a very small chance to win anything worthwhile? You'd have to be suicidal.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 25, 2026 05:18 AM (/HDaX)

14 That it couldn't be me and be her
In between without you

It's like they tossed words into an automatic word-shaking machine and then rolled those out.
Posted by: m


And I, a shadow
And what of us?
And what of me?
And what is left without you?

https://youtu.be/8pavnAi7lNk

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 05:25 AM (VHUov)

15 Sad!

The official rules say that the sweepstakes are open to U.S. residents, as well as those in Canada and a multitude of South American and European countries. We see New Zealand, Japan, and South Africa are listed, too. No, we don’t know what happened to Australia.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 05:26 AM (8NTVk)

16 Port Aidelaie’s black player really stands out.

Posted by: Accomack at April 25, 2026 05:29 AM (/Chlc)

17 Geelong is getting hammered

Posted by: Accomack at April 25, 2026 05:34 AM (8jVAy)

18 14
And I, a shadow
And what of us?
And what of me?
And what is left without you?

https://youtu.be/8pavnAi7lNk
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 05:25 AM (VHUov)

New to me!

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 05:39 AM (8NTVk)

19 Heh! I'm not the only one here watching Aussie Rules Football.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 05:41 AM (7Pnfz)

20 19 Heh! I'm not the only one here watching Aussie Rules Football.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 25, 2026 05:41 AM (7Pnfz)

Maybe Pixy's watching.

Posted by: m at April 25, 2026 05:47 AM (8NTVk)

21 - Just saw a news report that the New Madrid rolled over and went back to sleep yesterday. 4.0 magnitude.

Just kicking the can down the road a bit I reckon.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 25, 2026 05:56 AM (EcT7r)

22 New to me!
Posted by: m


They're a great band. And they do a lot outside of Porcupine Tree too.

Steven Wilson, their frontman, has a few solo albums, and does a lot of production work, with everyone from Gentle Giant to Opeth.

Gavin Harrison, their drummer, is also in The Pineapple Thief, and has played with King Crimson, Level 42, and about eleventeen other bands.

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2026 05:58 AM (VHUov)

23 Evening and morning to all you SAturday toilers and early risers!

Disclaimer: Scifvfglug.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM


***
Pixy, it sounds like you swallowed a frog that was busy swallowing a fly. Hope you're better!

Today's my last non-travel day in the land of Dorothy and Dwight Eisenhower. I love it and have enjoyed it, even the travel parts. Someday I will trek out to the western reaches, maybe see Dodge City. For now? Coffee!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2026 06:00 AM (+2QQb)

24 Temp in Salina is 54, feels like 52 with (no doubt) some wind, 87% humidity. I weep to think of what a steaming pile-of-crap jungle I'll be heading back into.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2026 06:07 AM (+2QQb)

25 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Zzyzyxx

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2026 06:08 AM (xvhJH)

26 World Penguin Day is upon us again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2026 06:11 AM (xvhJH)

27 Bachelor Mother w/ Ginger Rogers and David Niven is on TCM. Today is going to be a comedy movie day, says the schedule. We could all use some humor.

Ginger never gets mentioned as one of the top movie comediennes (though she did some drama as well), only her dancing with Astaire and others. But her comic turn in Monkey Business w/ Cary Grant is a delight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2026 06:14 AM (+2QQb)

28 6 World Penguin Day is upon us again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2026


***
Surgery is required for a penguinal hernia!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 25, 2026 06:15 AM (+2QQb)

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