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Whoa!
Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2026 07:36 AM (KtOUo) 2
Happy Friday
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur) 3
good morning JJ, Horde
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 24, 2026 07:36 AM (/6r4m) 4
Good morning horde! Happy Friday!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e) 5
I haz nooded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e) 6
"At the height of the 2020 riots, a book was published entitled “In Defense of Looting.” At the time I asked a bookshop in New York, which was prominently displaying the work, whether I could walk out with the book without paying. I was told not."
If life doesn't give you lemons, just steal them. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2026 07:38 AM (vFG9F) 7
Hello again, everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at April 24, 2026 07:38 AM (RjOoY) 8
Early tee times means getting up early. The Left complaining and whining about a lower court judge ruling against one of their coups shows their complete lack of self awareness.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 07:40 AM (kxLc1) 9
Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Identifying the joo hating terror supporting nepo anchor baby with the Democrat Party can only be of benefit. Hang him on them like an albatross. He is a vile thing who takes pleasure in harming animals. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX) 10
That is because neither Piker nor the other people in the studio seemed to have a very stable set of ethics.
Lemme do a quick edit. That is because neither Piker nor the other people in the studio are stable. Posted by: NR Pax at April 24, 2026 07:41 AM (RjOoY) 11
>Here’s What Nobody’s Telling You About The ‘Missing Scientists’ Cases
---- if anyone has a dailywire account, please give us the executive summary of this article Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2026 07:41 AM (ZxPkt) 12
He is a vile thing who takes pleasure in harming animals.
Posted by: San Franpsycho He's a muslim. Their hatred of dogs is well documented. Posted by: NR Pax at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (RjOoY) 13
Dems’ favorite podcaster, Hasan Piker, says stealing and murder are OK
I bet Piker would have a different take if lefty mouthpieces, like him, started being killed. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (ExV1e) 14
BabylonBee: New Evidence Reveals Judas Received His 30 Pieces Of Silver From The SPLC
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (ZL87Q) 15
>Although President Trump is doing his best to avoid a “boots on the ground” war, it may be inevitable—but it’s also eminently winnable.
---- IMO it's either that, or arm the Iranian people Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt) 16
Here’s What Nobody’s Telling You About The ‘Missing Scientists’ Cases
Anyone with a DailyWire subscription willing to provide a brief rundown? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (ExV1e) 17
Hasan Piker sparked backlash on Wednesday when he argued that Luigi Mangione allegedly killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson because he committed “social murder.”
Reverse the rolls and imagine if people killed the child molester in town everyone hated. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur) 18
Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ) 19
Vice President J.D. Vance said in March that the administration thinks Somalia-born Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) “definitely committed immigration fraud” and that an investigation into possible remedies is underway.
===== #twoweeks Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX) 20
Hasan Piker sparked backlash on Wednesday when he argued that Luigi Mangione allegedly killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson because he committed “social murder.”
==== They will always provide some justification for their violence, the more baldly false the better. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX) 21
I can read writin'. And readin', too. Just because I don't wear none of them shoes and my overalls aint got nuttin on underneat it, don't mean I cant take time away from my banjo and moonshine to gets to vote and rape a lost canoeist or two.
Posted by: Lil Abner, Virginny Hillbilly at April 24, 2026 07:47 AM (wAvYO) 22
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:47 AM (Zz0t1) 23
So what happened here? Did the Democrats steal this one? and/or is there something else that accounts for this abomination that we're missing?
--- I thought it was obvious: Mail-in voting. As long as that exists, Republicans will ALWAYS be at a disadvantage, no matter how many show up at the polls. The Dems can simply stick their thumb on the scales via mail-in voting to achieve any result they desire. They only failed with Trump in 2024 because they underestimated the ballots they needed to produce. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2026 07:47 AM (gnNyN) 24
So, that being said, since Piker is committing social murder, he's fair game?
Is that the rules they want to play by? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1) 25
Virginia Democrat Says He Understands Rural America Because He Grew Up Watching the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 07:49 AM (ZL87Q) Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2026 07:49 AM (EJWxb) 27
Imagine being Brian Thomson's widow or child, or co-worker or friend, and hearing this piece of sh*t tell the New York Times that he was the perpetrator not the victim, and that he deserved being shot in the back walking down the street. It's sick and twisted.
By his own logic Hasan Piker deserves to he shot in the back while walking down the street. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX) 28
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 07:50 AM (jehhT) 29
" Virginia Democrat Says He Understands Rural America Because He Grew Up Watching the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’
Posted by: SMOD" Pfft. I grew up watching Hee Haw. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2026 07:50 AM (vFG9F) 30
By his own logic Hasan Piker deserves to he shot in the back while walking down the street.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Except that he and his kind think they are the plucky young rebels fighting against the darkness. Posted by: NR Pax at April 24, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY) 31
"Perfessor" Squirrel
If we treated corrupt election apparatchiks like Mossad treats Hamas ... They are barbarians inside the walls and terrorists both. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ) 32
A NATO That Doesn’t Support U.S. Action Shouldn’t Exist
The existence of NATO is not the issue. A NATO which doesn't support the US shouldn't include the US. If the EU wants to call their military NATO, more power to them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e) 33
I grew up watching Roy Rogers, The Lone Ranger and Gunsmoke. The bad guys lose.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:52 AM (DIbRX) 34
Virginia Democrat Says He Understands Rural America Because He Grew Up Watching the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 07:49 AM (ZL87Q) And don't forget, The Waltons. He watched The Waltons too. He knows EXACTLY how us dumb redneck southerners think. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1) 35
Why the US Must Deliver Full US Nuclear Propulsion and Fuel Cycle Technology to South Korea Now
Meanwhile, the SK government becomes cozier and cozier with NK. Sure, let's provide them with military secrets. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e) 36
What's Piker worth? He's sharing, right? Paying his fair share, right?
There are no homeless anywhere near him because he's housing them, right? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1) 37
Virginia Democrat Says He Understands Rural America Because He Grew Up Watching the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’
Oh, the shenanigans that Coy and Vance got up to! Posted by: Delurker at April 24, 2026 07:54 AM (gtcuf) 38
Posted by: Paul at April 24, 2026 07:53 AM (ste6i)
Shut the f*ck up, asshole. Piss off. Lying sack of shit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1) 39
16 Here’s What Nobody’s Telling You About The ‘Missing Scientists’ Cases Anyone with a DailyWire subscription willing to provide a brief rundown? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:42 AM (ExV1e) Broad strokes, Iran or others retaliating a la the Mossad, Media sensationalism and supposed UFO revelations. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2026 07:54 AM (x0n13) 40
> So what happened here? Did the Democrats steal this one? and/or is there something else that accounts for this abomination that we're missing?
--- I thought it was obvious: Mail-in voting. ========== And you have to wonder why the GOP doesn't care. Actually, you don't. But there's this; at some point down the road if this continues there won't be a GOP. Whether that's The Plan™ or the GOP is too stupid to see it is debatable. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT) 41
I used to have a different nic
South Korea delivering prosperity to the NoKs would end that hereditary Communist dictatorship. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ) 42
"So if turnout, or my presumed lack thereof, wasn't the reason this passed, then how did it happen?"
____ I don't know if you realize this but in an election your opponents get to vote too. Posted by: Assistant Secretary of Frottage at April 24, 2026 07:55 AM (vMn3P) 43
I grew up watching Dukes of Hazard, Riptide, Stingray, The A-Team, Knight Rider.........
I need more guns. I really want a pair of those chrome plated AK's the A-Team used. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1) 44
Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 07:56 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: one hour sober at April 24, 2026 07:57 AM (Y1sOo) 46
Oh, crap. That didn't work.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 24, 2026 07:57 AM (Y1sOo) 47
I really want a pair of those chrome plated AK's the A-Team used.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1) Mini-14s. Posted by: Zombie Bill Ruger at April 24, 2026 07:58 AM (wAvYO) 48
Tousi is reporting live Iran requests resumption of Islamabad talks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX) 49
Posted by: Paul the retard at April 24, 2026 07:53 AM (ste6i)
But you want the send billions of dollars more to Ukraine and US troops on the ground to die for them. You are an evil retard. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 07:59 AM (kxLc1) Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI) 51
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 24, 2026 07:59 AM (YpHnX) 52
The Regrettable Death of the Stupid Question
________ Wolf spreads the myth that Lewis Carroll was a paedophile. That's BS. Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 07:59 AM (AlhUl) 53
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2026 08:00 AM (2/MrR) 54
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2026 08:00 AM (2/MrR) How are you doing, sir? Any luck on the job search? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1) 55
25 years ago
Silverstein added, “Today, the SPLC’s treasury bulges with $120 million, and it spends twice as much on fund-raising — $5.76 million last year — as it does on legal services for victims of civil rights abuses. The American Institute of Philanthropy gives the Center one of the worst ratings of any group it monitors, estimating that the SPLC could operate for 4.6 years without making another tax-exempt nickel from its investments or raising another tax-deductible cent from well-meaning ‘people like you.'” Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur) 56
Good morning, J.J.
God morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2026 08:02 AM (53oGX) 57
I've actually seen TV commercials for the SPLC.
I was shocked by that. Tells me they were desperate for cash. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1) 58
I've actually seen TV commercials for the SPLC.
I was shocked by that. Tells me they were desperate for cash. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1) ===== Never let your donors get out of the habit. -nonprofit handbook Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX) 59
Pentagon giving update now.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:05 AM (NpAcC) 60
Even IF you concede the existence of the concept of "sOciAL mUrDer", that would still only make sense if killing the UHC CEO would actually change, literally, anything. Because you and I and everyone knows that is will not change a thing.
So murder, for the sake of murder, with a lame excuse to justify it is still absolutely shitty Posted by: deadrody at April 24, 2026 08:05 AM (qf6NU) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ) 62
South Korea delivering prosperity to the NoKs would end that hereditary Communist dictatorship.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ) Except that what appears to be happening is that members of their Parliament are being bought by NK. Every so often a new story comes out which points in that direction. It's slow, but the forces of evil are patient. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e) 63
"I really want a pair of those chrome plated AK's the A-Team used.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer " I don't think those were AKs but whatever they were they never hit anybody. Just barrels full of explosives and stuff like that. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ) 65
> Here’s What Nobody’s Telling You About The ‘Missing Scientists’ Cases
--------- The Guthrie woman missing for months now, is or was one of those secret squirrel scientists. The pieces fit. Must be true. No other plausible explanation. Etc. *note how quickly it has faded from "newz." /s Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (jehhT) 66
How has the entire Soros bloodline not been RICO'd yet?
They spend every day attacking the US from within in an effort to destroy her. Seems that would be frowned upon. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1) 67
The reason Iran is holding out is the same reason North Vietnam held out. They knew their Leftist allies ( who they would kill as they had nothing in common except Communism) would divide the country and stop any military victory. Ho chi Minh said so himself.
Can't let that happen here. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (kxLc1) 68
I don't think those were AKs but whatever they were they never hit anybody. Just barrels full of explosives and stuff like that. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2026 08:07 AM (vFG9F) I'm willing to risk it. Everyone on that show was a horrible shot and could barely hit a wall inside a building. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1) 69
The Daily Wire piece on the missing scientists:
https://archive.ph/MvbKS Posted by: one hour sober at April 24, 2026 07:57 AM (Y1sOo) Sadly, that provides no more than going to DW directly. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e) 70
The movie gun I want is Clint Eastwood's infinity mag SMG.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 08:08 AM (kxLc1) 71
The movie gun I want is Clint Eastwood's infinity mag SMG.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 24, 2026 08:08 AM (kxLc1) Search that and you get nothing but FortNite bullshit. LOL. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1) 72
I'd like to see Hasan Piker's head on a pike. Some people are able to cram so much vileness and evil into their bodies, can be so repugnant and unlikeable, and unrecognizable as decent human beings. He's one of those.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI) 73
70 The movie gun I want is Clint Eastwood's infinity mag SMG.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg I want the Electrolux Ray Guns like the Mole People had in Superman vs. The Mole People (1952). Posted by: Phyllis Coates Fan at April 24, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2) 74
I'd like to see Hasan Piker's head on a pike. Some people are able to cram so much vileness and evil into their bodies, can be so repugnant and unlikeable, and unrecognizable as decent human beings. He's one of those.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI) I'm far kinder. I'd just like to see him with a shock caller that he cannot remove and the dog with the controller. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e) 75
Mail-in ballots is what happened in Virginia. 100% All you have to do is look at the vote breakdown.
Posted by: StefanH at April 24, 2026 08:12 AM (hKB05) 76
24 So, that being said, since Piker is committing social murder, he's fair game?
Is that the rules they want to play by? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1) That's the rules they want to play by. YOU, on the other hand, must be "better than that". Alinsky Rule #4 in action. Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 08:13 AM (iXqHn) 77
Cops confiscated James O'Keefe's guns last night.
Guessing he was red-flagged by a commie Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 08:13 AM (gan3m) 78
How are you doing, sir? Any luck on the job search? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:00 AM hey Sponge overall, there's things goin' on what could be better my daughter is in the hospital with what will probably turn out to be a gall bladder issue (still testing / head scratching / speculation). Should know more today on the brighter side, I accepted a job offer yesterday & start next week, so that's a bingo! I hope you & yours are well and that your troubles are smoothing out (you've certainly had your share) Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2026 08:13 AM (2/MrR) 79
Piker is a flame thrower that wasn't martyrdom. I sincerely hope he gets it, then spends eternity getting mauled by 72 dogs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) 80
74 I'm far kinder. I'd just like to see him with a shock caller that he cannot remove and the dog with the controller.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e) No, Head-on-a-Pike is the correct fate. That's how Vlad the Impaler dealt with the Turks. Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 08:14 AM (iXqHn) 81
AltonJackson, congrats!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 24, 2026 08:15 AM (6U1c2) Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 24, 2026 08:15 AM (iNUL3) 83
Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. made a similar point during his time in front of the Ways and Means committee.
“We’ve already shut down 500 hospices in Los Angeles, and incidentally we haven’t had one call from Congress or anybody else about complaining because clearly these were fraudulent. Shut them all down, then see who calls. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur) 84
Good morning Horde thx JJ, great report, hope you and Mrs JJ are doing well.
A thought experiment. What would be the reaction if someone did a Charlie Kirk on Hasan Piker. The left would go bat shit crazy at the outset blaming right wing haters. But a false flag op would always be a possibility. Would it be the violent trigger the left wants? The possibilities are almost infinite Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2026 08:16 AM (gu0hJ) 85
Today Is National Pigs In A Blanket Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:16 AM (NpAcC) 86
82 Holy crap! JJ used my comment!
I'm famous! Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 24, 2026 08:15 AM (iNUL3) Wait till you get the invoice Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur) 87
I hope you & yours are well and that your troubles are smoothing out (you've certainly had your share)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2026 08:13 AM (2/MrR) First Lady and I had a few discussions on what is going on and how to address it going forward. Our timeline will be delayed and we may end up selling the house anyway, just to get out of some financial burdens we now find ourselves in. We will see. She's worried about me taking on too much. Well, who else will take it? Anyway. Sorry to hear about your daughter. I pray they find the source soon and she's on her way to healthy happiness. *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1) 88
Oh, and CONGRATS on the new job, sir!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1) 89
"Did the Democrats steal this one? and/or is there something else that accounts for this abomination that we're missing?"
DataRepublican showed two F-curve vote dumps from Fairfax occurring late at night. I'd say the data suggests they may have stolen it outright. But the other option - and it's a real one - is that there are just more of them than there are of us. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 24, 2026 08:17 AM (iNUL3) 90
30 Except that he and his kind think they are the plucky young rebels fighting against the darkness.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 24, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY) In his case, he thinks he's the one manipulating commies into destroying the west before he stabs them in the back in the name of Islam. Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2026 08:17 AM (iXqHn) 91
Piker is a flame thrower that wasn't martyrdom. I sincerely hope he gets it, then spends eternity getting mauled by 72 dogs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) Damn. He WANTS martyrdom. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1) 92
Meanwhile, the SK government becomes cozier and cozier with NK. Sure, let's provide them with military secrets.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e) Naval submarine nuclear propulsion has long been held as some of our most classified technology. Giving it to another government needs some of the strongest justification and I'm not at all sure I'm seeing it in this case. Posted by: Ash Williams at April 24, 2026 08:18 AM (/HDaX) 93
Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. made a similar point during his time in front of the Ways and Means committee.
“We’ve already shut down 500 hospices in Los Angeles, and incidentally we haven’t had one call from Congress or anybody else about complaining because clearly these were fraudulent. Shut them all down, then see who calls. Hands off my medicare fascists! Posted by: Old Hippie Boomer Moocher at April 24, 2026 08:18 AM (wAvYO) 94
82 Holy crap! JJ used my comment!
I'm famous! Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung Your chocolate ration will be increased and your frozen increments will be restored! Posted by: Laurel And Hearty Handshake at April 24, 2026 08:18 AM (oftw2) 95
Dangit. /sock off
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 24, 2026 08:18 AM (/HDaX) 96
I'm famous!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 24, 2026 08:15 AM (iNUL3) ==== Don't get cocky kid! Posted by: Harrison Ford at April 24, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX) 97
Shut them all down, then see who calls. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur) This. Pull ALL funding from California and see who screams. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) 98
Mail-in ballots is what happened in Virginia. 100% All you have to do is look at the vote breakdown.
-- After looking at the results in the vote breakdowns, it's probably statistically impossible for those last minute mail-ins to go 75% yes. The cheating by Democrats is so unbelievably obvious. It will only get worse, much worse, unless they're stopped. That doesn't seem to be happening, especially with respect to mail-ins (a perfect vehicle for fraud), let alone illegal and unlawful votes. Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:19 AM (qBdHI) 99
Mazel AltonJackson
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) 101
DOT Pulls $73M From New York Over Failure to Revoke Thousands of Questionable CDLs
------------ "Questionable" or "Illegal"? I vote illegal. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2026 08:19 AM (24xYU) 102
> Here’s What Nobody’s Telling You About The ‘Missing Scientists’ Cases
--------- Narrator: It can't be explained without a large bulletin board, push pins and lots of red yarn. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1) 103
79 Piker is a flame thrower that wasn't martyrdom. I sincerely hope he gets it, then spends eternity getting mauled by 72 dogs. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) I was thinking of something similar but more sexual in nature, but this is a family blog. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2026 08:20 AM (yGkmH) 104
Congratulations, AltonJackson!
Hope they can figure out your daughter’s issue, and that she makes a full recovery. Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ) 105
- Prayers up for the folks at Vance AFB, Enid and other spots in Oklahoma that got hit by a pretty bad tornado yesterday evening.
Looked likely that some people lost loved ones last night but haven't heard any further on that. And thank you Lord that stuff headed here either fell apart or went around. Just got sirens, wind and rain. Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2026 08:20 AM (EcT7r) 106
82 Holy crap! JJ used my comment!
I'm famous! Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung --------------- In our office, you've always been famous Posted by: The Fibbies at April 24, 2026 08:21 AM (24xYU) 107
Prayers up for the folks at Vance AFB, Enid and other spots in Oklahoma that got hit by a pretty bad tornado yesterday evening.
Looked likely that some people lost loved ones last night but haven't heard any further on that. And thank you Lord that stuff headed here either fell apart or went around. Just got sirens, wind and rain. Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2026 08:20 AM (EcT7r) Last report I saw from there was it was a "mass casualty event." Initial reports had it at an EF-4. That's big. It happened not far from SpongeBro's son who's up in Pawnee. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1) 108
So if turnout, or my presumed lack thereof, wasn't the reason this passed, then how did it happen?
Possibly election process irregularities? They are Democrats and they still believe their playbook is effective. tiny.cc/n5c2101 Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at April 24, 2026 08:22 AM (6ph8l) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 08:23 AM (PY3SN) 110
The Dems will do anything and everything to foil PDT. Why would you not believe they would cheat?
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2026 08:24 AM (vFG9F) 111
Remember the Alamo! The Indian Invasion of Texas.
-- Jr. Black just got back from a short business trip to Houston. He said it was crawling with foreigners. He described seeing a lot of women with "towels on their heads." Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:24 AM (qBdHI) 112
the only way a republican could ever lose is by fraud.
Come on guys Posted by: Assistant Secretary of Frottage at April 24, 2026 08:23 AM (9ARbc) And yet, the No's were leading until the mail in vote was counted. Nope. No fraud there. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1) 113
Wasn’t there some mass shooting in Louisiana yesterday?
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ) 114
If you want a breakdown of how elections are stolen, a recap of a primary election in Bexar County (San Antonio):
http://alturl.com/yanu6 This breaks down how additional votes are put into the system. Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 24, 2026 08:25 AM (0U5gm) 115
Jr. Black just got back from a short business trip to Houston. He said it was crawling with foreigners.
Between that and a large amount of people getting STDs during Spring Break, I am forced to ask what the hell is going on in Houston? Posted by: NR Pax at April 24, 2026 08:25 AM (RjOoY) 116
Wasn’t there some mass shooting in Louisiana yesterday?
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ) There was one where a black immigrant murdered children earlier in the week, yes. He was "known by authorities." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1) 117
Wasn’t there some mass shooting in Louisiana yesterday?
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ) Two days ago, I think. A black guy with multiple priors shot a bunch of kids. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 24, 2026 08:26 AM (iNUL3) 118
"There was one where a black immigrant murdered children earlier in the week, yes."
++++++ Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and on his way to a Koran study. Posted by: Local media at April 24, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1) 119
Lol that's not true at all. Stop getting your news from trump-patriots.info Posted by: Assistant Secretary of Frottage at April 24, 2026 08:26 AM (9ARbc) Ah....you're one of THOSE, then. Nice chatting with you. Have a nice day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1) 120
Sponge and Alton will include your daughters this morning.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX) 121
119, 121 That’s awful.
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:28 AM (77rzZ) 122
Good morning JJ and horde
Friday can't end soon enough Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 08:28 AM (wKYXR) 123
Sponge and Alton will include your daughters this morning.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX) Thank you. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1) 124
New York Times Puts Elise Stefanik Third on Best Sellers List Despite Sales Data Showing She Had Top-Selling Title
_______ Of course they discount sales to conservatives, because everyone knows conservatives can't read. Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 08:29 AM (AlhUl) 125
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Of course they discount sales to conservatives, because everyone knows conservatives can't read. Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 08:29 AM (AlhUl) TJM hardest hit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1) 126
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2026 08:30 AM (aTF2S) 127
Congratulations on your new job, AltonJackson!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC) 128
And so begins Day Four of retirement. According to these comments it's Friday.
And yet it continues to feel like a Saturday. Hunh. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) 129
And so begins Day Four of retirement. According to these comments it's Friday.
And yet it continues to feel like a Saturday. Hunh. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) *still seething with jealousy* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1) 130
Mail-in votes = fraud. Nobody is saying there aren't legitimate mail-ins. But only a fool would believe it isn't the perfect way to manufacture false votes. Kinda why no other country except parts of ours accepts that as an acceptable way to vote...?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:32 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 08:32 AM (PY3SN) 132
Pence is trying to buy himself out of purgatory.
He's up to something. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 08:32 AM (PY3SN) He's running. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1) 133
- @109 Sponge
Yep. Was watching max velocity yesterday on phone while out in my driveway watching storm move towards me. That's how he reported it. When stuff got close here, the wind died down, then came back up and temp dropped. Time to get inside and watch out the back door,,, with basement steps right behind me. Max mentioned my little town couple times. Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2026 08:33 AM (EcT7r) 134
And yet it continues to feel like a Saturday.
Hunh. Posted by: Quarter Twenty --- Wait until every day feels like Sunday. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (PY3SN) 135
I made the mistake of looking up “frottage,” from the new troll’s nic.
Do not make the mistake of looking up “frottage.” Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ) 136
Here is an excerpt:
My analysis of the Bexar County Republican primary early voting check-in file identified 4,110 voter records bearing State Identification numbers with fractional components — for instance, 1,253,115,467.7999 rather than a whole number. Texas State Voter ID numbers are administrative integers by definition. A fractional State ID is not a rounding artifact or a migration residue. It is an impossible value in any legitimate voter registration system. Every one of these 4,110 records was verified against the Texas statewide voter database as of September 2024. Not one fractional ID appears there. The 4,110 records are not random noise. When sorted by State ID and the gap between consecutive records is calculated, the gap is the same value — 22,084.82189 — for every single pair in the sequence. The total span between the first and last record in the sequence, divided by that gap, yields exactly 4,109.0000 — a perfect integer with no remainder. This is mathematical proof that the records were deliberately constructed. A random or corrupted sequence cannot produce this result. Only purpose-written software can. Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (0U5gm) 137
Pentagon leaders hold briefing on Iran. Secretary of War is talking on now.
Only on MS Now and CNN. Wtf? I just got up a few minutes ago. Need coffee and check 'reality.' Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (Sco7b) 138
Max mentioned my little town couple times.
Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2026 08:33 AM (EcT7r) Glad to see you made it through. I hope the loss was less than anticipated up there. Scary stuff, for sure. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1) 139
The issue in Virginia was that there was a vote at all. Totally unconstitutional, outrageous, preposterous, chagrined, unlawful and egregious and a mountain of misfortune and humiliation.
I am mortified and stupefied that the democrats do not follow the rules! It's a travesty of justice! We're filing suit! Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (wAvYO) 140
It will be 3 or 4 years before I retire. Then it will be a 20 year vacation.
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2) 141
https://archive.ph/MvbKS
Posted by: one hour sober at April 24, 2026 07:57 AM (Y1sOo) Sadly, that provides no more than going to DW directly. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e) Those Archive links have been unreachable to me for weeks for some reason. Multiple devices and search engines. I had read there was some dispute between them and certail carriers, so maybe I'm just SOL... Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 24, 2026 08:35 AM (nbLIj) 142
Do not make the mistake of looking up “frottage.” Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ) Explains a lot, actually. He's a fag. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1) 143
Pence is trying to buy himself out of purgatory.
He's up to something. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others He's running. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer From what? Because it sure as hell isn't for POTUS. Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2026 08:36 AM (aTF2S) 144
Because it sure as hell isn't for POTUS. Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2026 08:36 AM (aTF2S) He needs money. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1) 145
It will be 3 or 4 years before I retire. Then it will be a 20 year vacation.
Posted by: dantesed *Fist bump Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2026 08:37 AM (aTF2S) 146
Wwhen that mass shooting story first broke on X, I immediately posted that no one would ever hear about it again because of the race of the shooter.
Completely true headline that could never be written today by any public outlet: “Black man in rage murders two black women and 8 black children, most of which were his.” That story would have been endless headline news for weeks if the shooter had been some white dude wearing a maga ball cap. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2026 08:37 AM (yGkmH) 147
You rarely see "frottage" in a limerick.
Posted by: Oh, wait. Wrong thread at April 24, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1) 148
Tolentino answers: “Yes. And I have, under very specific circumstances. I will say, I think that stealing from a big box store — I’ll just state my platform — it’s neither very significant as a moral wrong, nor is it significant in any way as protest or direct action. But I did steal from Whole Foods on several occasions.”
it’s neither very significant as a moral wrong Exactly what the council said to each other as they took the Kulaks land. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:37 AM (/+uur) 149
145 It will be 3 or 4 years before I retire. Then it will be a 20 year vacation.
Posted by: dantesed Mounting evidence points to 2033 as the date of the end of all things visible. Posted by: The Eyes of Nostrildamus at April 24, 2026 08:38 AM (oftw2) 150
Press briefing is over.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b) 151
it’s neither very significant as a moral wrong Exactly what the council said to each other as they took the Kulaks land. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:37 AM (/+uur) If only there was a list of rules out there somewhere that people could live by.......Commandments, if you will. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1) 152
149 He needs money.
Bingo. Pence has zero constituency. No base whatsoever. And he's not stupid enough to think he can be elected dogcatcher. He wants money. Posted by: Delurker at April 24, 2026 08:39 AM (gtcuf) 153
Sadly, that provides no more than going to DW directly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e) Every time I see DW, I keep thinking it's Deutsch Welle. I keep forgetting about Daily Wire. Must be a reason for that, but I'm not sure what it is.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 24, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z) 154
155 Press briefing is over.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b) They say anything worth hearing? Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar8) 155
If the SPLC Got Away With It for Decades, What Else Is Hiding in Plain Sight?
What if the bombshell is just the tip of the iceberg? https://tinyurl.com/yavttwxy Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC) 156
Frottage...cottage...pottage...wattage...
Posted by: Delurker at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf) 157
Democrats Heaped Praise On SPLC Despite Long History Of Shady Financial Dealings
_______ Despite? Surely that should read "because of". Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl) 158
If the SPLC Got Away With It for Decades, What Else Is Hiding in Plain Sight?
What if the bombshell is just the tip of the iceberg? https://tinyurl.com/yavttwxy Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC) The United States government has been turned into one big money laundering machine. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1) 159
Bingo. Pence has zero constituency. No base whatsoever. And he's not stupid enough to think he can be elected dogcatcher. He wants money.
-- Pence excites me about as much as a bucket of warm spit. Matter of fact, he's so inconsequential, when I see his name, I just pass on by. Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (qBdHI) 160
Frottage...cottage...pottage...wattage...
Posted by: Delurker at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf) Let's call the whole thing off. Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (1Ff7Z) 161
Pence excites me about as much as a bucket of warm spit. Matter of fact, he's so inconsequential, when I see his name, I just pass on by.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (qBdHI) "Oh piss boy!!" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) 162
156 Sponge, the left has its own commandments. Given by some guy named Alinsky.
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:42 AM (77rzZ) 163
I loved the part of the interview where they go down a list of victims deciding whether it is ok or not to steal from them.
Completely depraved. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX) 164
Good morning everybody. Good morning JJ. I’m going to go into the kitchen and have a conversation with the coffee machine about “roles and responsibilities”.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 24, 2026 08:43 AM (aQZli) 165
Sponge, the left has its own commandments. Given by some guy named Alinsky.
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:42 AM (77rzZ) Yeah, they have two books. Rules for Radicles and The Anarchist's Cookbook. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1) 166
Grappling with Hydras
_________ I don't think it helpful to conflate all the things and systems one thinks bad, as if they were all the same. Life isn't that simple, and it leads to failure to understand one's enemies. Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 08:43 AM (AlhUl) 167
If only there was a list of rules out there somewhere that people could live by.......Commandments, if you will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1) ----- Even the Pirates' Code is too restrictive for these assholes. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2026 08:43 AM (gnNyN) 168
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2026 08:43 AM (gnNyN)
Perf, sent you an email last night. Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 24, 2026 08:44 AM (1Ff7Z) 169
If Mike Pence and Tim Kaine were in a room, would anybody recognize them?
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2026 08:44 AM (Oy/m2) 170
If Mike Pence and Tim Kaine were in a room, would anybody recognize them?
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2026 08:44 AM (Oy/m2) Speaking of frottage. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1) 171
- Thanks Sponge
Not scarey, really. Had most material valuables in basement. If storm takes house, well, very inconvenient but insurance money would be more than dump is worth. If it takes me? Well, it was my time to be with my Lord. Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2026 08:45 AM (EcT7r) 172
160 If the SPLC Got Away With It for Decades, What Else Is Hiding in Plain Sight?
Posted by: redridinghood Well, not ANTIFA, because a number of Congresspeople and media have proven ANTIFA doesn't exist, in spite of what you may have seen. Posted by: Auspex at April 24, 2026 08:45 AM (Y8DZL) 173
You put that much power and influence in one location (DC), corruption is sure to follow. Washington is irredeemable.
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 08:45 AM (Gqar8) 174
159 155 Press briefing is over.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b) They say anything worth hearing? Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 08:39 A I just got up, came down and was channel flipping. Sorry don't know. I thought it may have just started so I posted. I was surprised it wasn't on FoxNews. Not the first time these briefings have only been on the other two networks. Some of the women at MS Now or CNN, or maybe the men, can't get enough of Hegseth... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 08:46 AM (Sco7b) 175
Basta cosi. UPDATE: a few commenters have reminded me that Virginia allows MAIL-IN BALLOTS, and so that explains everything. I should've known as much, And so it goes!
== JJ does not read the comments! Several of us did mention this mail in disaster, it was like 70-80% a "Yes" vote. Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3) 176
The AllSides audit found that nearly three-quarters of the links on Google News were to left-leaning news sites. Just 1% took readers to a right-leaning news source. Google has gotten worse since AllSides started auditing aggregator sites in 2022, when the share of left-leaning stories on Google News was 61%.
At Apple News, the current ratio is 50% left-leaning to 2% right-leaning. Bing is 72% to 5%. Yahoo was 53% to 2%. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur) 177
lol, I thought Washington Nearsider was on the West coast, in the state of.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3) 178
> If the SPLC Got Away With It for Decades, What Else Is Hiding in Plain Sight?
----------- Everything else, probably. I think FedGov IS the biggest scam. $38 trillion dollars in debt doesn't happen without some serious fraud. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 08:47 AM (jehhT) 179
The former CEO of the SPLC made $522, 000 a year to defame all sort of conservative organization with being hate mongers and racists. What a disgrace!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (xY6Tn) 180
lol, I thought Washington Nearsider was on the West coast, in the state of.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3) You should sue. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1) 181
I think FedGov IS the biggest scam. $38 trillion dollars in debt doesn't happen without some serious fraud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 08:47 AM (jehhT)/i] I'm betting, at this point, we're above $4T per year in fraud. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1) 182
So Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes cancelled their livestreams and left the country yesterday. Was SPLC paying them too?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv) 183
Isn't today when all the ships at sea return to the Arbor?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 24, 2026 08:49 AM (1Ff7Z) 184
The problem with Trump's promised "Golden Age", indeed the problem with Trump's presidency (not actually HIS problem, or HIS fault), is that a Golden Age is about the last thing America needs right now. By historical standards, we're suffering a national gout of prosperity. The political clarion should no longer be "it's the economy, stupid." The necessary call to unity and revival should be, "it's the character of our nation, stupid."
I suggest that what America really needs is a raw, bracing and even agonizing conflict with its lying malefactors and their ruinous lies eating away at our soul -- at whatever the cost. Before it's too late. The Golden Age can and will come in due course. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 24, 2026 08:49 AM (b4LBp) 185
So Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes cancelled their livestreams and left the country yesterday. Was SPLC paying them too?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv) Depends on where they went. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1) 186
Isn't today when all the ships at sea return to the Arbor?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 24, 2026 08:49 AM (1Ff7Z) They ran out of Pigs in a Blanket? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1) 187
160 If the SPLC Got Away With It for Decades, What Else Is Hiding in Plain Sight?
What if the bombshell is just the tip of the iceberg? ____ ADL, BLM, Media Matters, ACLU, etc. Probably 100s of these, large and small. Funded by Soros, WEF, China, UN, EU, but probably mostly funded by US taxpayers. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 08:50 AM (Dv3i1) 188
Did Owens and Fuentes leave the country together? Are they having an affair?
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ) 189
Scott
@RandomHeroWX Major damage in southeast Enid, OK after a large tornado moved through the area. #okwx 🎥: Amanda Taylor https://tinyurl.com/42v8hft2 Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC) 190
ol, I thought Washington Nearsider was on the West coast, in the state of.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3) Nope. Here in the NoVa area. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 24, 2026 08:50 AM (iNUL3) 191
>>>"Holi celebrations with colors, adults playing cricket in parks, streets with names like “Ali Akbar,”"
--- The term 'Indian' is a misdirection, paraphrasing a View genius, they aren't Indian Indian's they are mooselimbs. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 08:51 AM (PY3SN) 192
I was sitting on the lot edge
Of my rural little cottage Saw some mo's committing frottage Fired a warning from my shot ledge They ran into my fence's wattage I laughed and had a drink of pottage. Posted by: Delurker at April 24, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf) 193
@RandomHeroWX
Major damage in southeast Enid, OK after a large tornado moved through the area. #okwx 🎥: Amanda Taylor https://tinyurl.com/42v8hft2 Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC) Praying for all........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1) 194
187 160 If the SPLC Got Away With It for Decades, What Else Is Hiding in Plain Sight?
What if the bombshell is just the tip of the iceberg? ____ ADL, BLM, Media Matters, ACLU, etc. Probably 100s of these, large and small. Funded by Soros, WEF, China, UN, EU, but probably mostly funded by US taxpayers. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 08:50 AM (Dv3i1) Something something, “ sell us the rope we hang ourselves with”. Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 08:51 AM (Gqar8) 195
In total, the first two weeks of the conflict led to emissions of 5,055,016 tCO2e, equivalent to 131,430,416 tCO2e in a year – roughly the same as a medium-size, fossil fuel-intensive economy such as Kuwait. But it is also the same as the 84 lowest emitting countries combined.
... probably less than Europe going to work in the morning Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo) 196
182 So Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes cancelled their livestreams and left the country yesterday. Was SPLC paying them too? Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv) Maybe they were told to report to Tehran for new orders. Either that or Beijing. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2026 08:53 AM (yGkmH) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1) 198
JJ does not read the comments! Several of us did mention this mail in disaster, it was like 70-80% a "Yes" vote.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3) 73% YES An almost impossible number as yes was 47% Election day and 53% Early. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur) 199
73% YES An almost impossible number as yes was 47% Election day and 53% Early. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur) Troll says that's not right and you should stop getting your info from Trump supporting websites. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) 200
TGIF, horde!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 08:55 AM (5xoct) 201
Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes cancelled their livestreams and left the country yesterday.
Hope they stay wherever they are. And get Cucker Quatarlson to come with. Posted by: Delurker at April 24, 2026 08:55 AM (gtcuf) 202
And so begins Day Four of retirement. According to these comments it's Friday.
And yet it continues to feel like a Saturday. Hunh. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) While I am still a retirement novice, I believe that keeping track of days - even if you don't much care which it is - is useful as it is often to your benefit to do business things during the week when the chirren are having to work. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e) 203
The United States government has been turned into one big money laundering machine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1) ****** People don't appreciate what the Trump administration is doing to expose it. Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC) 204
Hey, Lizzy!
Posted by: Bulg at April 24, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ) 205
Bravo Delurker!
Posted by: Person who obsesses over limericks at April 24, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1) 206
The European Union and the UK increasingly resemble the late Soviet Union in both institutional architecture and ideological rigidity. An unelected central bureaucracy sets the policy agenda while national parliaments and the European Parliament provide little more than democratic theatre. The Commission’s 32,000 civil servants, enjoying legal immunities and generous privileges, function as a modern nomenklatura insulated from accountability. As Finn Andreen documented in his February 2026 analysis for the Mises Institute, Brussels operates through a form of “democratic centralism”, steadily transferring sovereignty from member states upward during successive crises — globalisation, Covid, Ukraine, migration.
A parallel observation appears in Russian academic commentary describing the EU as a geopolitical entity based on ideology rather than organic national interests. The result is a state that fails at classical liberal functions — maintenance of infrastructure, law and order, price stability, national defence and facilitation of voluntary exchange — while excelling at narrative management and the suppression of dissent. This is not rhetorical exaggeration. It is observable. Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 08:56 AM (RHGPo) 207
198 JJ does not read the comments! Several of us did mention this mail in disaster, it was like 70-80% a "Yes" vote.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3) 73% YES An almost impossible number as yes was 47% Election day and 53% Early. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur) So, vote fraud. Become commonplace, and while perhaps not accepeted, will stand, because any outrage about it it is not nearly outrage enough to change anything. Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 08:57 AM (Gqar8) 208
Nothing these latest popes have done impress me at all.
I've gone back and began re-reading the works of Thomas Aquinas, a true philosopher of western civilization. This may be something for the book thread. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 24, 2026 08:57 AM (Fbc0I) 209
SKS conservative cartoon on "The Other McCain" on Kash Patel and SPLC. I think that cartoonist is a good artist and quite clever:
https://tinyurl.com/mfjzpnfp Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 08:58 AM (afKoR) 210
133 And so begins Day Four of retirement. According to these comments it's Friday.
And yet it continues to feel like a Saturday. Hunh. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) ======= Congrats! I'm starting my fourth year and I have really enjoyed having the time to learn and do things instead of always being in a rush. I may even forget how to lose my temper. Posted by: Oglebay at April 24, 2026 08:58 AM (2ap+5) Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at April 24, 2026 08:58 AM (6ph8l) 212
Sometimes you can get through to the average J. Random Voter about the Electoral College. It certainly is not a “quirk”, it was critical to ratification. Nobody then or now would agree to a popular vote compact.
“Do you want New York and LA deciding all the elections?” would seem to make the issue clear. “Yes, I would” tells you a brain dead leftist is at hand. At least that’s out of the way. Imagine if there were World Elections. Everyone votes, but China and India decides everything. Does that make sense? Would that be a good idea? Had luck with that argument sometimes. The problem with Leftists is they don’t know what they want, they just think they know what they want, and generally aren’t prepared to think about it too much. Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2026 08:59 AM (2RHvg) 213
There's a Pope Thread every Saturday morning.
Posted by: Should I not have said that? at April 24, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1) 214
>>So if turnout, or my presumed lack thereof, wasn't the reason this passed, then how did it happen?
Saw this on X (no idea where, so take it fwiw): early voting stats were closely even Dem/GOP, election day voting stats were closely even Dem/GOP, however, mail-in voting skewed ~72% Dem. If that was accurate, then it happened thanks to fraud-prone mail-in votes. Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 08:59 AM (5xoct) 215
The United States government has been turned into one big money laundering machine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1) Since FDR, at least. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e) 216
Paper: Replacement Migration was Planned in 2001
The study defines replacement migration as “the international migration that would be needed to offset declines in population size, the declines in the population of working age, as well as to offset the overall ageing of a population”. The study examines eight national cases—France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Republic of Korea, Russian Federation, United Kingdom, and United States—as well as two regional aggregates, Europe and the European Union. The time frame is 1995 to 2050. Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo) 217
Our government is actively involved in the largest theft of public wealth in history.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 09:01 AM (jehhT) 218
has this been noted : "Jesse Watters just said that a large portion of the money brought in by the Southern Poverty Law Center has been traced to offshore accounts overseas. Interesting for a nonprofit organization."
This is all going to trace to the woke reich accounts that are trying to divide the right, bet on it. Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3) 219
>>SKS conservative cartoon on "The Other McCain" on Kash Patel and SPLC. I think that cartoonist is a good artist and quite clever:
https://tinyurl.com/mfjzpnfp - - - - Heh. True, but SPLC is HUGE considering their infiltration of so many government agencies and Silicon Valley censorship systems. Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (5xoct) 220
Texas needs to redistrict again this time make it 38-1.
Fire with fire. Posted by: Heroq at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (q1qnK) 221
Flurry Of Reports Signal 'Breakthrough' In US, Iran Getting Back To The Table In Pakistan, As Third US Carrier Arrives
Tehran sources say Iran Foreign Minister expected in Islamabad tonight Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo) 222
My pet conspiracy theory concerns the senior living communities springing up everywhere and Democrats volunteering to help the addlepated denizens with their ballots.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (2ap+5) 223
182 So Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes cancelled their livestreams and left the country yesterday. Was SPLC paying them too? Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv) ********* Is this permanently or just a ruse? Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC) 224
213 There's a Pope Thread every Saturday morning.
Posted by: Should I not have said that? Yes, I try to get in there early before the Papists and Mackerel Snappers really get going. Posted by: No Papal Nuncio at April 24, 2026 09:03 AM (oftw2) 225
That passed through SPLC money is going to purchases of overseas botfarms that amplify these retarded accounts that are trying to have us lose 2026 and 2028.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 09:03 AM (GD0B3) 226
>>The problem with Leftists is they don’t know what they want, they just think they know what they want, and generally aren’t prepared to think about it too much.
Toddlers. Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 09:03 AM (5xoct) 227
House Panel Orders Southern Poverty Law Center To Turn Over Communications With Biden DOJ
House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) on April 23 gave the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) until April 30 to hand over documents regarding its relationship with the Biden–Harris Department of Justice (DOJ) and the FBI, as part of a federal prosecution of the "civil rights" group. Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 09:04 AM (RHGPo) 228
Fron Deadline. Here's news none of us give a crap about. Or even the vast majority of Americans.
Stephen Colbert Scores Barack Obama Interview For ‘Late Show’s Final Stretch: “I Have A Quick But Exciting Announcement” AND Jimmy Kimmel delivered his own, alternative to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner comedy monologue, with scathing jokes about Donald Trump, his wife Melania and the president’s White House team. And congratulations to all the retired people here. I'd like to remind you the Obama Library of Doom opens in 56 days. Tickets are $30. Bring your ID. It's not like you're voting. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 24, 2026 09:04 AM (Sco7b) 229
The result is a state that fails at classical liberal functions — maintenance of infrastructure, law and order, price stability, national defence and facilitation of voluntary exchange — while excelling at narrative
U.S.A. has nothing to write home about here. Our “leaders” gush about fine-tuning the weather 100 years from now, as mobs burn down the city, Or Lecture the taxpayer about allowing for “room to deshtroy”. Hm. Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2026 09:04 AM (2RHvg) 230
- Commandments? Commandments you say?
There once was a guy who was going around teaching, healing people, even raising a couple from the dead. Then some guy, one of those Pharisees, thought he'd trip the guy up with a question. What's the greatest commandment? See Matthew 22:37-40. Then read 41- 46. Game, set and match. Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2026 09:04 AM (EcT7r) 231
>>Did Owens and Fuentes leave the country together? Are they having an affair?
It would be Fuentes and Candace's hubby, if anything, lol. Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 09:05 AM (5xoct) 232
Owens and Fuentes fleeing - sounds to me like someone is scared of an indictment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2026 09:05 AM (yGkmH) 233
She said that López Chávez pushed her against a wall during a September 2022 party and told her, “The only reason I still f**k men is that a woman hasn’t shown me what I really want.”
Democratic Utah state Sen. Jen Plumb says that Lopez Chavez pushed her against a wall and asked if she was “sure” she wasn’t attracted to women. WOW Makes Swallowwell seem like a nice guy. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur) 234
House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) on April 23 gave the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) until April 30 to hand over documents regarding its relationship with the Biden–Harris Department of Justice (DOJ) and the FBI, as part of a federal prosecution of the "civil rights" group.
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 09:04 AM (RHGPo) ======= Oh no, not Jim Jordan. I was hoping something would happen, Posted by: Oglebay at April 24, 2026 09:05 AM (2ap+5) 235
Israeli Air Force Technicians Charged With Spying For Iran Amid 'Espionage Epidemic'
Over 50 espionage-related indictments have been filed against Israeli citizens since October 2023. This marks the latest case in what has been referred to as an "espionage epidemic" in Israel. According to a report by Israel’s Broadcasting Corporation (KAN), the technicians worked on Israel's F15 jets. Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 09:07 AM (RHGPo) 236
US Naval Institute News has a weekly fleet tracker that shows where the flat decks are:
https://tinyurl.com/5fanp5fy Posted by: Those are the ships with flying machines on top at April 24, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1) 237
Michigan
Jocelyn Benson Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 09:08 AM (/+uur) 238
Virginia is a blue state. It’s not surpassing they’d vote to give themselves more blue seats. I was surprised it was as close as it was.
And yes mail in votes skew waaaaaay left. In my county, which is very red, mail in ballots go 75-25 Dem consistently. Republicans control all levers of power at the county level including voting so unless they’re secretly working with the Dems, it’s not fraud. Every election they count mail in ballots first then, Early votes then Election Day votes. And the results go from 75-25 for the leftist candidate initially to 50/50 midway through counting to 60/40 for the Republican/cinservative in the end. There’s that much of a chasm in how each sides votes. Posted by: Heroq at April 24, 2026 09:09 AM (q1qnK) 239
73% YES
== Don't hold me to that number, but that vicinity is what I recall. If I find confirmation I'll post it. In the middle of ace's thread if I have to ! Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3) 240
SKS conservative cartoon on "The Other McCain" on Kash Patel and SPLC. I think that cartoonist is a good artist and quite clever:
https://tinyurl.com/mfjzpnfp - - - - Heh. True, but SPLC is HUGE considering their infiltration of so many government agencies and Silicon Valley censorship systems. Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (5xoct) ******** Kash is going to need a bigger boat! Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC) 241
Supreme Court To Decide Whether Colorado Can Deny Funding For Catholic Preschools
A federal appeals court held that Colorado could withhold the ‘universal preschool’ money over Catholic teachings. Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo) 242
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) has criticized the effort, warning Florida Republicans to “F around and find out.”
“If they go down the road of a DeSantis dummymander, Who da fuck write these 3rd grader terms that the left loves so much. It is literally trying to reach people with an IQ lower that a Texas Spring Day. Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur) 243
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 09:02 AM (5xoct
I think the SPLC thing is great. Both Stacy McCain and Bill Jacobsen have been reporting on them for years. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 09:11 AM (4GLCr) 244
Did Owens and Fuentes leave the country together? Are they having an affair?
— Doubtful given he’s a gay incel. Posted by: Heroq at April 24, 2026 09:11 AM (q1qnK) 245
Don't hold me to that number, but that vicinity is what I recall. If I find confirmation I'll post it. In the middle of ace's thread if I have to !
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3) I got that from the State Site on Mail In Early by mail Votes 10% (298,243) Yes 73% of early by mail votes No 27% Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur) 246
Last report I saw from there was it was a "mass casualty event."
Initial reports had it at an EF-4. That's big. ------- I don't know where your reports are from, but it was NOT a "mass casualty event". Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 24, 2026 09:12 AM (g8Ew8) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1) 248
>>Owens and Fuentes fleeing - sounds to me like someone is scared of an indictment.
Like the "antifa professor" who fled the country after Trump said he would go after domestic terror funding. Which makes me wonder: SPLC was organizing domestic hate group activities, were they also funding more aggressive hate crimes? Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2026 09:13 AM (5xoct) 249
And so begins Day Four of retirement. According to these comments it's Friday.
And yet it continues to feel like a Saturday. Hunh. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) While I am still a retirement novice, I believe that keeping track of days - even if you don't much care which it is - is useful as it is often to your benefit to do business things during the week when the chirren are having to work. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e) One method I use is to schedule certain activities for specific days. Sunday's church (and steak), Monday I enjoy my evening cigar on the back patio, Tuesday is karaoke, Wednesday is cigar on the front patio, Thursday is a Zoom call with friend still behind enemy lines in California, followed maybe by a cigar, Friday is pizza, beer and cigar day (TGIF!), and Saturday is for checking alcohol and cigar inventory and resupplying as needed... Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 24, 2026 09:14 AM (nbLIj) 250
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 24, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)
HA! Good. I mean bad, but good I remember good, you know ?? Posted by: runner at April 24, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0511 seconds. |
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