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The Week in Woke

As several commetenters pointed out, the mother of the Next Innocent Ba-ba Babylamb Who Didn't Do Nuffin' says that the 4-foot-3 girl who tried to flee from the towering six foot black thug was "bullying" him. She said that in class, she "pushed" the six foot thug "down on the ground." (Not on camera, of course.) And this required him to bodyslam his "bully" and then stomp on her head as she lay on the ground in a daze.


The left is shrieking that Trump is deporting 300 DACA illegals for "no reason."

Like the NYT claiming it's "not clear" why he's denaturalizing terrorists -- the left is pretending they don't know the reason for the DACA deportations.

92% have been convicted of a crime or are currently being prosecuted for a crime.

Say, it was an alleged requirement of DACA that you not commit crimes, wasn't it? I mean, I know Obama didn't really intend to deport criminals, but he pretended that was the requirement to Con the Normies.

Last year, on the 13th anniversary of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, an unconstitutional program he had conjured into existence by executive fiat, Barack Obama was singing its praises.

"DACA was an example of how we can be a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws," Obama said. "And it's an example worth remembering today, when families with similar backgrounds who just want to live, work, and support their communities, are being demonized and treated as enemies."

And it's all a lie.

Since President Donald Trump returned to office, his administration has arrested nearly 300 DACA recipients nationwide -- 75 of them in Texas alone, who were previously protected from deportation.

And here's the number the left doesn't want to talk about: of 270 DACA recipients arrested between Jan. 1, 2025, and Sept. 28, 2025, 250 -- that's 92% -- had criminal convictions or pending criminal charges.

Nine out of ten.

The breakdown is telling. Of those 270 arrests, 130 had criminal convictions, 120 had pending charges, and 14 were cited for immigration violations. Within the same window, 174 DACA recipients were removed from the country. According to the Department of Homeland Security, "Of those removed, 71 were convicted criminals, 66 had pending criminal charges, and 66 were in violation of immigration law. None of these applicants had been granted protected status at the time of their removal."

The article also reminds us that "DACA" has no actual legal force. It confers no status on illegals that they can claim shields them from deportation. It was just Obama's executive order declaring he would not enforce the law against "DACA" illegals.

But Trump can enforce the law as he sees fit. Obama's executive order does not bind him.

And anyway, 92% of the arrestees are criminals, and therefore not even covered by DACA.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

1h

ICE just arrested multiple criminal illegal aliens with previous convictions for p*dophilia, r*pe, and drug trafficking.

Democrats want to defund DHS and prevent them from removing foreign pedos from our country.

Mug shots of these Brain Surgeons and Rocket Scientists here. Weird, I don't see any stethoscopes or slide-rules. Mostly just gang tats.

This should tell you everything you need to know.

A terrorist car bomber gave a video speech at UC Berkeley and was applauded.

So stunning, so brave.

A failed Palestinian suicide bomber released as part of an October 7 massacre hostage ransom spoke remotely to University of California, Berkeley students on Monday at an event held in one of the university's classrooms, according to social media posts by the organizing student groups.

Israa Jaabis, who was convicted of an attempted car bombing in Jerusalem in 2015, spoke by video call to students in Berkeley Law School classroom 170 during a Palestinian Political Prisoners Day event organized by Berkeley Law Students for Justice in Palestine and UC Berkeley Students for Justice in Palestine.

The video posted on Wednesday by UCB SJP, in which Jaabis addresses the students, shows a full classroom of students clapping for the failed terrorist.

Jaabis was released in November 2023 as part of a ransom for 26 hostages captured by Gazans during the October 7 massacre, according to the BBC.

But meanwhile... UCLA's "student" council condemned a music event because it featured an Israeli victim of Hamas kidnapping/hostage-taking in the 10/7 slaughter.

And UCLA banned the speaker and canceled the event at their demand.

On April 14, the UCLA Y&S Nazarian Center for Israel Studies, together with Hillel -- a Jewish students' association -- hosted an event featuring Omer Shem Tov, a 23-year-old who was abducted by terrorists from the Nova music festival on Oct. 7, 2023, and held captive by Hamas for 505 days.

One week later, the Undergraduate Students Association Council released a statement condemning the event on the grounds that it "advance[d] incomplete and harmful representations of ongoing violence."

The student council did not condemn a government action. Or a political rally. Or a military campaign. It condemned an event featuring a young person, just like them, who had survived 505 days in the clutches of internationally recognized terrorists, only because the event did not also focus on Palestinian suffering.

The recognition of Israeli and Jewish suffering, on the one hand, does not mean ignoring Palestinian suffering, on the other. That zero-sum thinking is one of the great failures of campus discourse today.

I served as president of UCLA's Undergraduate Students Association Council from 2017-2018. I know that office. I know that gavel. I know what it means to represent a student body as diverse, passionate, and complicated as UCLA's.

And as an Iranian American Jew, I know, painfully, how often Jewish students on that campus have been asked to justify their identities, swallow their grief, or prove that their belonging does not come at someone else's expense.

During my four years at UCLA, I witnessed antisemitism in both overt and subtle forms.

Seems more overt than subtle these days.

Dirty leftists, many of whom seem to come from cultures with no tradition of civil political exchange, also shut down a speech by a DHS official. (Video.)

Fox News:

A chaotic situation unfolded on Tuesday night in Los Angeles as far-left activists and students disrupted and chastised a Department of Homeland Security attorney who was speaking to law students at a conservative group's event at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).

They are "far-left," but the suggestion that they are not part of the Democrat mainstream is false. They are the Democrat mainstream -- and the Democrat mainstream is far-left.


The incident took place at a speech hosted by the Federalist Society's UCLA chapter, where James Percival, general counsel of the DHS, was speaking to law students. Over 150 protesters gathered outside the event chanting criticisms of the Trump administration, including "No ICE, No KKK, No Fascist U.S.A."

Inside the event, students booed Percival throughout his talk, and many held profane signs while he spoke. One sign read, "F--- you loser." The students also set off different sounds on their phones as part of the disruption, and at different points, yelled out the word "Nazi."

The event culminated in a question and answer session, when most of the disruptors walked out in protest.

"Yesterday, DHS General Counsel James Percival came to UCLA School of Law for a good-faith academic discussion and was met with personal attacks, repeated interruptions, and organized disruption that prevented him from speaking," UCLA FedSoc chapter president Matthew Weinberg told Fox News Digital.

"As President of the UCLA Law Federalist Society and the event organizer, I saw students who came to hear and question a senior federal official denied that opportunity. If this is what it looks like for conservative law students trying to host a speaker at an American law school in 2026, we are not staying silent about it."

After the event was announced, left-wing campus groups circulated posts and online petitions containing rhetoric described as "threatening." One of those radical leftist groups was By Any Means Necessary (BAMN), which on its website calls for a "militant new civil rights and immigrant rights movement," posted a flyer on Instagram promoting a picketing event outside the law school.


A "trans woman" murderer kept in a woman's prison has -- you'll never guess, even if I give you 1000 guesses -- sexually assaulted an actual woman.

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!

The twist here is that the Scottish Supreme Court has ruled that "woman" means -- and see if you can follow this twisty logic -- "woman," so a woman's prison is therefore reserved for actual women. But a trans groups is suing the prison to keep it from obeying the law, and for some reason, the prison continues keeping violent male murderers (and now sexual assaulters) penned in with the women.

J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

The Scottish government is responsible for this sexual assault. The Supreme Court has confirmed women's right to single sex spaces, a ruling the SNP continues to flout. If the victim wishes to sue, https://jkrwf.org can assist with all costs.

Interesting way to report on a Muslim terrorist charging into the Israeli embassy saying he is ready to blow them up for Allah: The BBC chooses to report on his complaints about the tough boat ride he had coming over to infiltrate the country. Poor man!


Local crime story:


Reverse the races, of course, and you have a national story the Democrat Media Complex promotes for the next three election cycles, despite that being a relatively rare form of crime.


The Party of Plunder:

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More of America's Sweetheart -- she tried to get a million dollars for a "drug treatment clinic" that never existed.

My mistake, it was $1.4 million. And the "drug treatment clinic" had the address of a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 \o/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 06:33 PM (6ydKt)

2 Booking photo?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 24, 2026 06:33 PM (YlWIZ)

3 As several commetenters pointed out, the mother of the Next Innocent Ba-ba Babylamb Who Didn't Do Nuffin' says that the 4-foot-3 girl who tried to flee from the towering six foot black thug was "bullying" him. She said that in class, she "pushed" the six foot thug "down on the ground." (Not on camera, of course.) And this required him to bodyslam his "bully" and then stomp on her head as she lay on the ground in a daze.

I don't believe that kid was 14.
He looks a lot older, and like a reject from a 1970s Black Panther party.

I also think the victim is a Latina, which is white adjacent of course, but I'm betting Puerto Rican being this was Harlem and she is so short and full of fire up to the red hair on her head.

Not saying she deserved it, or anything.
I just question how many white girls live in that area of NYC to begin with.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

4 DACA = Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals.

I mean, its right there in the name!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)

5 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok - 1h ...

BREAKING: The MN House Fraud Prevention and State Oversight Committee just gave Ilhan Omar a May 5th deadline to produce documents relating to her involvement in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme.

This comes after she REFUSED to show up for a fraud hearing.


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at April 24, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

6 wow
ace is on a tear today
thnx ace

Posted by: cherries in season at April 24, 2026 06:41 PM (Xvk15)

7 I said sometime back the Left were preparing to involuntarily "trans" people - but of course I meant conservatives and other people who disagree with the Left - not kids. Of course it was always gonna be kids, too. Duh.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2026 06:42 PM (vE0+H)

8 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok - 1h ...

BREAKING: The MN House Fraud Prevention and State Oversight Committee just gave Ilhan Omar a May 5th deadline to produce documents relating to her involvement in the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme.

This comes after she REFUSED to show up for a fraud hearing.

Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at April 24, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

So close to Cinco de Quattro?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2026 06:43 PM (wVcYX)

9 Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems that when lil' Illhands purses her lips like that, they look kinda like her asshole.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 06:43 PM (DwqWV)

10 Take note of the violence perpetrated against us that's being dismissed by the media, and... our political betters in certain positions.

It's an open invitation to continue, and ramp up violence on us.

A certain "situation" is becoming likely.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 06:43 PM (jehhT)

11 @visegrad24
Anger in the Netherlands after viral videos show the Dutch police beating young people in the town of Loodsdrecht after they decided to protest in front of a planned ad hoc asylum center where the mayor wants to house 110 male asylum seekers

Link to X includes video -
https://tinyurl.com/4bcn8fyk

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Dv3i1)

12 I would be glad to never see another picture of Ilhan Omar again if that meant she was shipped back to Somalia permanently without the loot she fraudulently grifted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 06:44 PM (IYIYn)

13 As several commetenters pointed out, the mother of the Next Innocent Ba-ba Babylamb Who Didn't Do Nuffin' says that the 4-foot-3 girl who tried to flee from the towering six foot black thug was "bullying" him. She said that in class, she "pushed" the six foot thug "down on the ground." (Not on camera, of course.) And this required him to bodyslam his "bully" and then stomp on her head as she lay on the ground in a daze.

So. Much. Fatigue.

Posted by: Yeah I know, it's racist to notice at April 24, 2026 06:45 PM (TbWk/)

14 Running things that don't exist is highly profittable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:45 PM (QAvZU)

15 Damn! So many tragic victims of cranial lead deficiency. It is becoming an epidemic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2026 06:45 PM (utfVc)

16 So, considering the cousin-humping low IQ folks in Somalia, I expect Lil Ilhan is thought of as "brilliant" in some circles. Turns out she's retarded and her brother/husband is all gay.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 06:46 PM (DwqWV)

17 I've noticed a pattern with Omar.

Something comes out in the news that's negative on her (story after story breaking over her entire career).

She'll then lie low for a month or two to get her story straight where she'll come out and answer the story with her version of events so the lefty media will push that out, and then she proceeds to talk shit to any right-wing reporter who dares to question her new lying story.

It's the same thing over and over.
And she gets away with it because nobody wants to charge her crook/con-artist narrow ass for anything she does.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt)

18 Running things that don't exist is highly profittable.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:45 PM (QAvZU)

Boy howdy!

Posted by: Bernie Madoff, former NASDAQ Chairman at April 24, 2026 06:46 PM (wVcYX)

19 Anger in the Netherlands after viral videos show the Dutch police beating young people in the town of Loodsdrecht...

That was really beating so much as "let this remind you who's in charge here, peasant."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2026 06:46 PM (vTZFs)

20 I don't think we need to import any more violent retards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:47 PM (QAvZU)

21 How does a tiny Puerto Rican girl bully a 6 foot tall black bastard like that? She called him a name? Did he deserve it? So many questions, so few ropes and lampposts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 06:47 PM (DwqWV)

22 My mistake, it was $1.4 million. And the "drug treatment clinic" had the address of a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM
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In this case, you probably received a treat of free drugs with every purchase of a burrito.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2026 06:48 PM (gnNyN)

23 Just a reminder JK Rowling is not an ally. She is a far left bitch. She is not coming at this stabd from the same side we are. She believes women are superior and deserve special privileges.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

24 I should have gotten a billion or so from my farm in Farmville.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:48 PM (QAvZU)

25 20 I don't think we need to import any more violent retards.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:47 PM (QAvZU)

Most of ours are homegrown, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 06:48 PM (DwqWV)

26 Reverse the races indeed, it wouldn't just be news stories. You'd have full on georgy porgy floyd riots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2026 06:48 PM (n5tGW)

27 The Cuba story is crazy. Why go to Cuba for some sketchy surgery when there are plenty of butchers still operating in the US. How did US get the child back - did they threaten Cuba to turn them over? How did they get back to US?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

28 I can' breathe. It's the big one Elizebeth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:50 PM (QAvZU)

29 She believes women are superior and deserve special privileges.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 06:48 PM


She's not wrong, you know. The Paolo is, how you say, a special privilege.

Posted by: Paolo at April 24, 2026 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

30 I'm sorry is Bully Girl wearing a leather onsie?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 24, 2026 06:50 PM (wBaIH)

31 Thug's mom has quite the accent. Where did we import her ass from? Can we send her back? Along with her felonious spawn?

I like how she claimed her daughter was raped in school. Where's the police report, honey?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 06:51 PM (DwqWV)

32 I don't believe that kid was 14.
He looks a lot older, and like a reject from a 1970s Black Panther party.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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The mother sounded like a non-native english speaker. And his actions sounded like a muslim.

Where are they from??? That is an important part of this story.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 06:51 PM (uUHnE)

33 So, considering the cousin-humping low IQ folks in Somalia, I expect Lil Ilhan is thought of as "brilliant" in some circles. Turns out she's retarded and her brother/husband is all gay.
Posted by: tcn in AK


They'll make great babies!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2026 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)

34 Get this, even Cuba agreed that this was freaking sketchy and cooperated fully.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2026 06:51 PM (n5tGW)

35 That was really beating so much as "let this remind you who's in charge here, peasant."
____

There was another video of what appears to be a Dutch teenager lying on the ground possibly unconscious while the baton wielding thugs stand around him, indifferent. Maybe I can find it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 06:52 PM (Dv3i1)

36 34 Get this, even Cuba agreed that this was freaking sketchy and cooperated fully.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2026 06:51 PM (n5tGW)

I guess nobody likes a pushy pervert, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 06:53 PM (DwqWV)

37 The Cuba story is crazy. Why go to Cuba for some sketchy surgery when there are plenty of butchers still operating in the US. How did US get the child back - did they threaten Cuba to turn them over? How did they get back to US?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

Cuba is very poor. They cannot afford to support freeloader gringo trannies. And the last thing they need to do is to give Trump a popular reason to go medieval on their Commie asses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2026 06:54 PM (utfVc)

38 People were talking the other day about an African documentary, does anybody have the name of that?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2026 06:55 PM (n5tGW)

39 > Running things that don't exist is highly profittable.
-----------
Managing those things is more profitable.

Follow me for more biz tips.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 06:56 PM (jehhT)

40 I found a good documentary on India once.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 06:57 PM (QAvZU)

41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pDJ4-MtAkQ

Empire of Dust

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2026 06:57 PM (Dv3i1)

42 "A terrorist car bomber gave a video speech at UC Berkeley and was applauded. So stunning, so brave."

"If we applaud them, they will love us, and not rape or murder us." Leftist wimps with Huge Egos.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)

43 The Cubans are having to cut power off to hospitals.
They don't have time to treat the whims of delusional Yanquis trying to chop their children's genitals off.

And they may be communists, but they're not woke because only the rich can afford to be woke.
Luxury beliefs, indeed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

44 38 People were talking the other day about an African documentary, does anybody have the name of that?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


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The best one is Mondo Africa.
That isn't the name, but you can find it by that name because the Italian director is famous for his "mondo" movies.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 06:58 PM (uUHnE)

45 Why go to Cuba for some sketchy surgery when there are plenty of butchers still operating in the US.

Yeah, if you're going overseas for that go to Thailand. They've at least got skills

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 06:58 PM (a+4eV)

46 Local Crime Story or Global Conspiracy?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

47 Where are they from??? That is an important part of this story.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 06:51 PM (uUHnE)


I personally think the bully did it for clicks on TikTok with his buddy filming him and egging him on the entire time.

What needs to happen is that the NYPD needs to put this guy in a cell, then invite the girl's brothers, cousins, and friends to come in and treat this guy to a little reciprocal justice.
Let's see how that afro survives about thirty size 11s coming down on it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

48 Follow me for more biz tips.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 06:56 PM


Care to expand your portfolio, and join me in offering fashion tips to the 'ettes? They do seem to appreciate them.

One of the most popular ones has been "Vertical stripes can be quite slimming."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

49 the omar has black eyes like dolls eyes.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2026 07:03 PM (LHPAg)

50 So, considering the cousin-humping low IQ folks in Somalia, I expect Lil Ilhan is thought of as "brilliant" in some circles.

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She's the Einstein of fraud!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 07:04 PM (ndZc7)

51 the omar has black eyes like dolls eyes.
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2026 07:03 PM


Do they roll back in her head just before ... you know ...?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

52 38 People were talking the other day about an African documentary, does anybody have the name of that?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


I posted a link to Empire of Dust (2011) yesterday, if that's the one you mean?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

53 One of the most popular ones has been "Vertical stripes can be quite slimming."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)
====
My only fashion tip is "That looks good on you."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

54 51 the omar has black eyes like dolls eyes.
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2026 07:03 PM

Do they roll back in her head just before ... you know ...?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1)
Yeah. And that's when the reindeer screams, jus like in Mondo Cane.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2026 07:07 PM (LHPAg)

55 India The Worst Country on Earth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:07 PM (QAvZU)

56 They do seem to appreciate them.

One of the most popular ones has been "Vertical stripes can be quite slimming."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

How very thoughtful of you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2026 07:07 PM (DwqWV)

57 Slow day.

I saw Jimmy Carr on Rogan -- just a clip.

I never realized what a moron he is. It was like watching the retards discussing calculus. He says USA should just, as a "reparations" program, go around the world ending slavery.

I am not sure how going to war with a bunch of blacks and muslims is reparations. And reparations to whom and for what? He said a lot of stupid stuff in a 2 minute clip.

Funny guy -- he should stick to stand-up and panel shows.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 07:07 PM (uUHnE)

58 > Follow me for more biz tips.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 06:56 PM

Care to expand your portfolio, and join me in offering fashion tips to the 'ettes? They do seem to appreciate them.

One of the most popular ones has been "Vertical stripes can be quite slimming."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)
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I wanna see your portfolio first.

"Portfolio" being left to the imagination.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2026 07:08 PM (jehhT)

59 Managing those things is more profitable.

-
Cuts down on your overhead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 24, 2026 07:08 PM (ndZc7)

60 Local Crime Story or Global Conspiracy?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

Are you saying it's the Jooos?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

61 BTW, I saw a selection of Sydney Sweeney clips from the new season of Euphoria. Have no idea what the show is, but the clips were fascinating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

62 Thank you, I'll look for both of those.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2026 07:10 PM (n5tGW)

63
The best one is Mondo Africa.
That isn't the name, but you can find it by that name because the Italian director is famous for his "mondo" movies.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 06:58 PM (uUHnE)




Africa Addio is what you're probably thinking of.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2026 07:11 PM (y9nCu)

64 Are you saying it's the Jooos?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)
====

There are other Global Conspiracies you know!

This is the Soros-led Tides-funded "decarceral movement" conspiracy to empty the prisons and free the criminal class to prey upon the productive class without fear of any consequence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

65 They are "far-left," but the suggestion that they are not part of the Democrat mainstream is false.
_______
At least the journolists didn't call them "center-left".

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 07:12 PM (AlhUl)

66 Africa has one thing going for it. At least it's not India.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:12 PM (QAvZU)

67 I saw part of that India movie, disgusting, couldn't watch long.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2026 07:13 PM (n5tGW)

68 The cow flop flakes in a box?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (QAvZU)

69

The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Yeh, her big tits are going to solve all the problems in our country.

Go with that.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

70 44 38 People were talking the other day about an African documentary, does anybody have the name of that?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


-----

The best one is Mondo Africa.
That isn't the name, but you can find it by that name because the Italian director is famous for his "mondo" movies.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 06:58 PM (uUHnE)

Is that the guy who did Cannibal Holocaust?

Posted by: Got falsely arrested for murder IIRC at April 24, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/)

71
The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Yeh, her big tits are going to solve all the problems in our country.

Go with that.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)



Is this a problem?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2026 07:15 PM (y9nCu)

72 Africa Addio is what you're probably thinking of.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Yeah, that's it. I haven't seen it in a long while, but it was wonderful. Wait, let me see what Ebert says:

"Film critic Roger Ebert, in a scathing 1967 review of the shortened American version of the film, called it "racist" and stated that it "slanders a continent." He drew attention to the opening narration:..."


With a review like that, you know it is going to be great.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 07:15 PM (uUHnE)

73 The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Yeh, her big tits are going to solve all the problems in our country.

Go with that.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

I don't understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

74 Whay does Sydney Sweeny look like?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:16 PM (QAvZU)

75 A "trans woman" murderer kept in a woman's prison has -- you'll never guess, even if I give you 1000 guesses -- sexually assaulted an actual woman.
---

He is a lesbian so it's OK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 07:17 PM (XAeCh)

76 Have no idea what the show is, but the clips were fascinating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

Fascinating in the way that you didn't perceive much beyond "yup those are them"?

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2026 07:18 PM (vE0+H)

77 69

The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Yeh, her big tits are going to solve all the problems in our country.

Go with that.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)
________
Makes sense to me. Are you LGBTQWERTY?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2026 07:18 PM (AlhUl)

78 India is what happens when people live in, on and around a garbage landfill that is still in operation, but's it's the whole country.

Mexico is trying to keep pace in 2nd place.

In 3rd place is Los Angeles.

Posted by: Waste Management at April 24, 2026 07:18 PM (dOVnE)

79 Is that the guy who did Cannibal Holocaust?
Posted by: Got falsely arrested for murder IIRC

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No, that was later, I think and not a documentary

The mondo films were exploitation documentaries. You heard of blackpoitation, and the nudist films, and Russ Meyer ..... well they were fiction stories. These are documentaries that are sensationalist and shocking and often a bit too true.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 07:19 PM (uUHnE)

80 WSJ 0 Stories. Should. Not. Surprise. The WSJ "news" section has been reliably Left for years. Main reason I quit after subscribing for 30 years.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 24, 2026 07:20 PM (eYyUS)

81 US freezes 344 million in crypto from Iran.
Bessent" I have skills, I will find your money and I will make sure you never see it "

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:21 PM (DIbRX)

82 That's it. Now im not going to sell all of my shit, move to California, and enroll at Berkeley.

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 07:22 PM (1S3fY)

83 >>The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

>Yeh, her big tits are going to solve all the problems in our country.

>Go with that.


I mean...

she'd have to take them out for us to be sure that your sarcasm is justified, right?

I say we roll the dice and see if it helps.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:22 PM (ytyaf)

84
Is that the guy who did Cannibal Holocaust?
Posted by: Got falsely arrested for murder IIRC at April 24, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/)



I don't think so. As I recall, CH was kind of a rebuttal to the "mondo" type films, which were often accused of being staged exploitation flicks, especially later in the movement's short life. The actual animal killings in CH were creepy (especially with the choice of music) but the real creep factor for me was the filmmaker characters, who wanted to make a mondo film, but couldn't find anything shocking enough to put on film, so they turned into monsters, killing natives to manufacture the footage they wanted. Such a petty reason to turn genocidal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2026 07:23 PM (y9nCu)

85 Funny guy -- he should stick to stand-up and panel shows.
Posted by: bob
=====
I despise the attempts to combine comedy entertainment with news. It started big time with Jon Stewart and hasn't improved through the years.

In fact, most video news is designed to make people feel informed rather than actually informing them regardless of the source. There is a reason I still prefer print news--a) it is more dense in information and b) less ephemeral, and c) less able to emotionalize and cash in on appearances to bolster credibility.

An hour long 'discussion' of events amounts to about the same text count as the front page of teh NYT. Second, the existence of print, as opposed to hard to find video transcripts, means that more care is taken because that print sticks around forever in today's world, Third, they use in video the bubble headed bleach blondes, the long faced experts, etc. and the presenters aka news readers that have good diction. All designed to impress you with presentation but not much with content.

Video in whatever format is for entertainment or a cursory glance at something, not for lasting enlightenment on topics.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:23 PM (E4rtv)

86 "DACA was an example of how we can be a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws."

DACA was an example of how we can be a nation of illegal immigrants and a nation without the rule of law.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 24, 2026 07:23 PM (c232c)

87 81 US freezes 344 million in crypto from Iran.
Bessent" I have skills, I will find your money and I will make sure you never see it "
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:21 PM (DIbRX)

Bessent. A good pick, yes?

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 07:23 PM (Gqar8)

88 tubal, a good pick.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:23 PM (DIbRX)

89 The mondo films were exploitation documentaries. You heard of blackpoitation, and the nudist films, and Russ Meyer ..... well they were fiction stories. These are documentaries that are sensationalist and shocking and often a bit too true.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 07:19 PM (uUHnE)

The theme from Mondo Cane became quite a hit:

https://youtu.be/Ai_vVPoS01Q

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2026 07:23 PM (utfVc)

90 i was promised this movie seventy years ago
youtu.be/fLMd3_gRXBg

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

91 The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)
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Correct. I think that sums it up.

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 07:25 PM (1S3fY)

92 Omar isn't going to give up anything

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

93 More of America's Sweetheart -- she tried to get a million dollars for a "drug treatment clinic" ...
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youtube.com/watch?v=FJmYUmrnP0o

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 07:26 PM (XAeCh)

94 >>The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.


One would also hope they are symmetrical.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:26 PM (ytyaf)

95

I am not a lesbian.

I know lots of guys love big tits and it is a diversion from the shit going on our wonderful country.

Stand up for our country regardless how you feel about big tits.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:26 PM (3ek7K)

96 Kill all of the leftist.

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 24, 2026 07:26 PM (P4Pk9)

97 The only movie you need to learn about Africa or East St. Louis or parts of Detroit is "The Naked Prey".

I think a modern remake is in order.

Starring Will Smith.

Posted by: Zombie Cornel Wilde at April 24, 2026 07:27 PM (dOVnE)

98 That is the problem with the left - they'd win the argument on immigrants...except...they can't seem to agree to allow us to deport convicted pedophiles, rapists, gang members, and other useless and dangerous sorts.

Hence my counter proposal is send them all home. If they can't distinguish between law abiding illegals and gang members, why should we? If the left wont sort them out, why should I?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 24, 2026 07:27 PM (c232c)

99 $344 million in USD stable coin at that.

That means somebody had converted their other crytpo holdings into a dollar stable coin in order to covert that into currency easier.

Bessent stopped that cold.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

100 The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

Well, that. and she actually gives the impression of being a decent human being.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2026 07:27 PM (utfVc)

101 No, I'm obviously not into boobapalooza here, four seasons , but I think the reason guys like Sydney Sweeney besides her tits is because she's a rather attractive woman -aside from her large tits -and from some of her remarks she seems like her politics are somewhat conservative and she gets flack the left because of it . She seems to enjoy having men appreciate her . But I don't think they credit her with having ability to solve any world problems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2026 07:28 PM (FVhIY)

102 Nothing more American than the flag, apple pie and big tits.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (DIbRX)

103 91 The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)
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Correct. I think that sums it up.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 07:25 PM (1S3fY)

I just read her as someone trying make bank while the gettin' is good. I attach no significance to her views or attitudes about anything. She is only ever an image to people.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (Gqar8)

104 The only reason guys are into Sweeney is because she has huge tits. --Posted by: four seasons

You didn't notice her working on her own car, or shooting in competition, or sending blessings and greetings to her brother and his cohort in a combat zone.

Must have been checking out those tits, huh?
How very small of you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (zdLoL)

105 A "trans woman" murderer kept in a woman's prison has -- you'll never guess, even if I give you 1000 guesses -- sexually assaulted an actual woman.
---

He is a lesbian so it's OK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 07:17 PM (XAeCh)

He sleeps all night and he works all day?

Posted by: Monty Python Lads at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (wVcYX)

106 That's it. Now im not going to sell all of my shit, move to California, and enroll at Berkeley.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 07:22 PM


Can't blame you. Ever since they cancelled the annual "How Berkeley Can You Be?" parade, it just isn't the same.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

107 Nothing more American than the flag, apple pie and big tits.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (DIbRX)

*puts hand over heart. Starts humming national anthem*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

108 Could be a lot of men are standing up for the country because it has a lot of big tits.

We've got to embrace the power of 'and', sometimes.

(I think Syndey is cute, but I don't obsess over her. I just believe she's probably the last true American sex symbol.)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

109 Besides, in the case of Ms. Sweeney, I think the term "fun bags" is appropriate.

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 07:30 PM (1S3fY)

110 Posted by: Aetius451AD

From wiki
Euphoria is an American teen drama television series created and principally written by Sam Levinson for HBO. It is based on the Israeli miniseries of the same name created by Ron Leshem and Daphna Levin. The series stars Zendaya as Rue Bennett, a troubled teenage drug addict who struggles to get sober, find her place in the world, and adjust to her relationships after rehab. Though Rue is the central focus of the show, the beginning of most episodes provides backstories for the rest of the main characters.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)

111 Nothing more American than the flag, apple pie and big tits.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (DIbRX)


Well, I mean . . . What about "owning a chainsaw because I wanted one"?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR)

112 Video in whatever format is for entertainment or a cursory glance at something, not for lasting enlightenment on topics.

Posted by: whig
-----------------

Well I agree. I can not watch, or even listen to podcasts while I do other things.
But lately even "news" sites are so polluted with long meandering AI crap. Some are very good but many go on for ever without getting to the point. Or they stick x embeds in and bounce around from topic to topic. I miss real paper.

(I like video for visual information, but not for news and politics.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 24, 2026 07:31 PM (uUHnE)

113 Wait, I was humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

I think it still works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

114 >>*puts hand over heart. Starts humming national anthem*


'...gave proof through the night, at her funbags we stare.'

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (ytyaf)

115 Kindltot, I bought one of those 6 inch chainsaws. Best investment ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (DIbRX)

116 Erica.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (QAvZU)

117 Now I DO like the fact that Sweeney pisses off a lot of the right people. I find that funny and entertaining. The Left is easily goaded.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 07:33 PM (Gqar8)

118 Kindltot, I bought one of those 6 inch chainsaws. Best investment ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (DIbRX)

But she says it's 12".

Or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

119 Kill all of the leftist.
Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 24, 2026 07:26 PM


Sát Công

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

120 >>I DO like the fact that Sweeney pisses off a lot of the right people.


Not at all the type of girl I usually look at twice...but, then she smiles and I understand why some guys do.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:34 PM (ytyaf)

121 80 JM in Illinois

"The WSJ "news" section has been reliably Left for years. Main reason I quit after subscribing for 30 years."

Same. I ditched the "Financial Times" in 2004 for the the same reason.

Posted by: Distant Observer at April 24, 2026 07:34 PM (xCSxo)

122 I just read her as someone trying make bank while the gettin' is good. I attach no significance to her views or attitudes about anything. She is only ever an image to people.
Posted by: tubal
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FWIW, Sweeney survived being cancelled for her American Eagle ads as a symbol of White Supremacy. She did not cower to the mob and apparently had a pretty normal upbringing in Florida compared with the nepot Hollyweird yutes.

We shall see whether she kow tows in the future as her believed politics already probably caused her scenes in one upcoming movie (the second Devil Wears Prada) to get cut.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:34 PM (E4rtv)

123 Aetius, it really is 6 inches. I'm thinking about making a holster for it !

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:34 PM (DIbRX)

124

If Sweeny was a decent person she would not have posed under a guy who had his underwear lowered so it looked like she was going to to give him a blow job.

If that turns you on, go for it.

Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:34 PM (3ek7K)

125 I bought one of those 6 inch chainsaws. Best investment ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (DIbRX)
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Those things are great! I have one here for yard stuff and one at the farm-o for little jobs that don't really warrant getting out a big saw.

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2026 07:35 PM (DJPFk)

126 115 Kindltot, I bought one of those 6 inch chainsaws. Best investment ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (DIbRX)

Next up , chop saw and wood lathe. Yes We Can!

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 07:35 PM (Gqar8)

127 Nothing more American than the flag, apple pie and big tits.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM


Could we add the Browning M2 to that list?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

128 ...gave proof through the night, at her funbags we stare.'
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (ytyaf)

'Oh say do those gi-gan-tic titties still wave... o'er the Land of the Free! And the home of the Brave.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 24, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

129 120 >>I DO like the fact that Sweeney pisses off a lot of the right people.


Not at all the type of girl I usually look at twice...but, then she smiles and I understand why some guys do.
Posted by: garrett
======
Real smiles make all the difference because it show attitude beneath. Fake smiles do the uncanny valley thing and cause repulsion.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)

130 Sydney Sweeney, a woman that's beginning to look more like a cow than a kid should...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 24, 2026 07:36 PM (XAeCh)

131 They have 6 inch chainsaws?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:36 PM (QAvZU)

132 nood tree cafe

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2026 07:37 PM (a+4eV)

133 >>Real smiles make all the difference because it show attitude beneath. Fake smiles do the uncanny valley thing and cause repulsion.


Yeah. When a girl's smile touches her eyes, you know it is genuine.

Of, course. Some girls can fake that, too.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:37 PM (ytyaf)

134 124

If Sweeny was a decent person she would not have posed under a guy who had his underwear lowered so it looked like she was going to to give him a blow job.

If that turns you on, go for it.

Posted by: four seasons
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I think that is the singer Sabrina Carpenter for an album cover. Sweeney is an actress. Dunno about her actual acting--ask TJM or Ace I guess.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv)

135 I am guessing that the girl has a tendency to do as she damn well pleases.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2026 07:37 PM (Gqar8)

136

Big tits will save our country.


Posted by: four seasons at April 24, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)

137 Boss Moss, they do. I'm not normally a fan of battery operated but this saw is a real gem.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:37 PM (DIbRX)

138 Big Tit controls the World.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:38 PM (ytyaf)

139 Not at all the type of girl I usually look at twice...but, then she smiles and I understand why some guys do.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:34 PM (ytyaf)

Sydney is one of those girls who is blessed to have a lot of different looks.

She can be glammed up like a hooker with caked on makeup and be pretty to gorgeous or wearing no makeup with her hair up and look like a completely different girl, All-American and beautiful.

It's a rare gift some women have and she's loaded with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 24, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt)

140 Nothing more American than the flag, apple pie and big tits.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:29 PM (DIbRX)

Bloodhound Gang, as ever, had it right
youtu.be/Tu5J5uPzeIU

Posted by: gKWVE at April 24, 2026 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

141 Yeah. When a girl's smile touches her eyes, you know it is genuine.

Of, course. Some girls can fake that, too.
Posted by: garrett
======
Over time, it causes laugh wrinkles which are hard to fake.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:39 PM (E4rtv)

142 >>It's a rare gift some women have and she's loaded with it.


The women who are truly beautiful, inside and out...they can always do this.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2026 07:39 PM (ytyaf)

143 They have 6 inch chainsaws?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 24, 2026 07:36 PM


Och, lad, hae ye not paid attention to the chainsaw bayonet discussions?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

144 143 They have 6 inch chainsaws?
Posted by: Boss Moss
======
Yes. I prefer something called the Gator as it is more controllable. Has a jaw along with the six inch chainsaw to hold the piece you are cutting. Works great for removing branches from trees, cutting small stumps to near ground level safely, etc.

Posted by: whig at April 24, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)

145 Kindltot, I bought one of those 6 inch chainsaws. Best investment ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2026 07:32 PM (DIbRX)


The DeWalt electric ones are about the best one for a back yard, but I have gas saws too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2026 07:45 PM (rbvCR)

146 That's weird, Bloodhound Gang has been popping up in my YouTube feed lately for no reason. Are they doing it to everyone?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2026 07:46 PM (P4bJX)

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