The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 4/ 23/26

Good morning kids, Here's a bit of good news to start things off for a change. In the wake of the nightmarish redistricting vote in Virginia, sanity has quickly prevailed in the OldDominion:

The decision halts the certification process, potentially blocking changes to Virginia’s congressional map, pending the outcome of the appeal. The new map, authorized in a close referendum on Tuesday, heavily favors the Democrats, likely handing the party another four seats in the U.S. House of Representatives.

At least in the near term, I don't expect this to be resolved before the midterms which was certainly why the evil commie bastards rammed this abomination through when they did. It's not just about Virginia, this vote had and might yet have national implications first of all to completely derail President Trump's remaining two years and then wipe out any national GOP aspirations going forward. Absolute power by every means at their disposal is the Left's ultimate goal, same as it ever was since time immemorial.

Given the vicissitudes of a top down corrupted judiciary, this situation may yet go in the Democrats favor, but at least for now we may have dodged a pretty significant electoral/political bullet.

All of that said, there has been much anger aimed at the GOP for being woefully unprepared for this vote, and rightfully so. For sure the party is at best useless and feckless and at worst collaborating with the Democrats on every level and on every issue. This in spite of the fact that Virginia and America in general is still a distinctly if not overwhelmingly conservative or non-crazy-leftist nation (or is it?). And for sure millions of dollars from the DNC and the usual Soros and other Leftist front groups were poured in to buy the victory.

Yes the Virginia and National GOP have much to answer for but at the end of the day, despite all of the aforementioned, we can bitch and moan about the Grifting Oleaginous Parasites until the cows come home, but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination. Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said.

Naturally the criminals who foisted this on us are warning us not to do unto them what they have done to us because that would be un"Democratic" shall we say. It is to vomit:

In a statement to PunchBowl News founder Jake Sherman, Hakeem Jeffries said that Republicans in Florida will suffer further losses if they move forward with redistricting.
“If Florida Republicans proceed with this illegal scheme, they will only create more prime pick-up opportunities for Democrats, just as they did with Trump’s dummymander in Texas,” he said.
“We will aggressively target for defeat Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills and Brian Mast. We are prepared to take them all on, and we are prepared to win.” Jeffries added, “Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time.”

Aside from Democrats, speaking of invasive parasitic worms that destroy everything in their path:

A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert. Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State. . . The worms are easy to spot, and hard to forget.
They’re smooth, dark gray or brown, with a distinctive flat, milky-white band circling their bodies near the head. Bridging the gap between a gardener’s nightmare and a Klingon’s dream, reports indicate that the invasive Asian jumping worm can flip its body a foot into the air, a violent thrashing behavior that perfectly mirrors the legendary Star Trek delicacy, Gagh.
. ..With no reliable way to eliminate them once established, officials are urging residents to focus on prevention.

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he decision halts the certification process, potentially blocking changes to Virginia’s congressional map, pending the outcome of the appeal. The new map, authorized in a close referendum on Tuesday, heavily favors the Democrats, likely handing the party another four seats in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Judge Blocks Virginia Redistricting Referendum Certification Over Constitutional Violations.

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Victor Davis Hanson: Iran’s decades-long bluff—built on terror proxies, nuclear brinkmanship, and Western appeasement—collapsed the moment it faced direct force and a changed geopolitical landscape.
How Iran Committed Suicide
The WSJ: “The blockade alone could cost Iran more than $400 million a day, according to some estimates.”
Trump Moves to Stifle Iran’s Oil Trade as Regime Skips Islamabad Talks Amid Infighting
“If the current efforts of the Iranian and American negotiators, which we support, result in something like the 2015 agreement, I think it would be a great success,” Lavrov said at a press conference after meeting with Taher al-Baour, the acting foreign minister of one of Libya’s two governments. Libya was torn in half and became infested with terrorists and warlords after Obama attacked the country in 2011 to change its regime.
Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal
Which has a better track record of telling the truth — the IDF or Hezbollah?
How the IDF Eliminated 180 Hezbollah Terrorists in Ten Minutes

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Fetterman said, “As things continue, Israel becomes more and more unpopular, and the Democrats are getting more aggressively, aggressively anti-Israel, between the guy with the Nazi tattoo in Maine or the guy in Michigan that describes Israel and Hamas [as] equally evil and things. So, that’s where we’re going.”
Fetterman: Israel’s Security Will Be Up in the Air if Iran Not Dealt With Now, Dem Wins in 2028
If you're a Democrat senator, you prove the definition of insanity: repeatedly doing the same failed thing and expecting a different result.
Senate Democrats Go 0 for 5 Trying to Stop Trump on Iran
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
"PayPal, one of the world’s largest online payment processors, was integral in raising money to orchestrate the event," the SPLC stated in 2017.
SPLC Raged At PayPal For Helping Fund Charlottesville Rally — While Bankrolling One Of Its Planners
The Southern Poverty Law Center’s indictment.
The SPLC Was One Giant Fraud
SPLC's indictment for wire fraud and other charges renews scrutiny of liberal charity's offshore banking practices
SPLC's Offshore Assets Ballooned as Embattled Left-Wing Darling Secretly Funded KKK and Other ‘Violent Extremist Groups’—and Reported Owning Accounts in the Cayman Islands
If the DOJ's indictment is accurate, the SPLC is probably the single greatest funder of "white supremacy" in the entire country.
Is This The Worst Political Psy-Op In Modern History?
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and other progressives lied when they told us white supremacy was the biggest threat facing the United States, and now that lie has been laid bare.
SPLC funded the hate they claimed to be fighting while Dems claimed white supremacy was biggest threat
Daniel Barber is a convicted murderer. He is also an obsessive hater of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). He sent a message to ICE leadership under the title “Brutally Goofy Buddha” in which he ranted that “every f*****g one of” ICE agents should be “summarily tried and convicted” and then shot in their “maggot Nazi heads.” But the Feds tracked Barber down, and now the anything-but-goofy Buddha is back in handcuffs.
Feds Arrest Convicted Murderer Who Said ‘Nazi’ ICE Should Be ‘Executed’
The ruse is fronted by Kennedy relative Tim Shriver, who appears on Fox News in the guise of a perfectly reasonable moderate Democrat, the type we all wish still existed.
Miranda Devine: The left’s ‘Dignity Index’ is a weak attempt to disarm Republicans – and disguise their own hate
If the Biden junta was defined by one thing, it was its consistent and careful targeting of Democrats’ political enemies.
New Records Prove Biden FBI Spying On Congress ‘Wasn’t An Isolated Incident’
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
President Donald Trump blasted conservative Supreme Court justices on Wednesday over the tariff case decision and predicted the court will rule against him in the birthright citizenship case, adding the court is “already Packed” for Democrats.
Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems
Ortega was granted protection under the Convention Against Torture at the same time as she was ordered deported, preventing removal to her native El Salvador. However, the Trump administration is using third-country deportation agreements to work around restrictions on sending illegals back to their home countries directly, most recently striking an agreement to transfer them to the Congo.
Army Sgt Lashes Out at ICE for Detaining His Wife… Who Entered the Country Illegally… And Was Subject to Deportation Order.
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
This may be a lull between storms, or maybe sanity is finally tempering the judiciary’s madness.
A good day in the courts for conservativism
In a 9–8 decision, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit concluded that the policy does not violate constitutional limits on government involvement in religion. The court also found that the requirement does not interfere with parents’ authority over their children’s religious upbringing.
Appeals Court Upholds Texas Ten Commandments Law
The Trump administration has taken a series of significant steps against fraud, but so far they’re mostly going it alone.
Fraud Is Costing Taxpayers Up To Half A Trillion Dollars A Year, And We’re Not Doing Enough To Stop It
Effective new ad results in 6,000 application submissions.
FAA Levels Up Recruiting: Gamers Targeted for Air Traffic Control Jobs
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
The Daily Mail reported Tuesday that “a Canadian terrorist who burst into a military recruitment service and stabbed soldiers has been given permission to fly to Saudi Arabia and Somalia – even though officials say he ‘continues to pose a significant threat to public safety.’” They seem to think that the trip will do Ayanle Hassan Ali good, as it will help him become a more devout and observant Muslim, and what could possibly be the problem with that?
A Jihadi Stabs a Soldier for Allah, and Doctors Come Up With a Remarkable Cure for What Ails Him
Gomez, a Colombian-born activist who is currently running as a Republican for Texas’s 31st District in the House of Representatives, was planning on travelling to London next month to attend a rally organised by veteran anti-grooming gang activist Tommy Robinson.
Anti-Islam Activist Valentina Gomez Vows to Land in Britain by Boat After Being Banned by Gov’t
A horror story of nightmarish abuse . . . and he’s back on duty!
A Syrian Muslim ‘Caregiver’ for the Swedish Elderly
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche summed up the case perfectly by saying, ‘The SPLC is manufacturing racism to justify its existence.’
‘FBI Does It Too’: Media Hacks Go All Out To Downplay SPLC Indictment
Amazon’s brief ban—and reversal—of The Camp of the Saints underscores how fragile access to controversial ideas becomes when a single platform controls the marketplace.
Amazon Briefly Bans, Then Restores ‘The Camp of the Saints’

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The settlements follow lawsuits against Roblox from other U.S. states, such as Florida and Iowa. On Monday last week, Roblox said it would introduce age-based accounts and stricter parental controls in response to mounting accusations that it is not taking the online safety of its young user base seriously enough.
Roblox Agrees to Pay $36 Million Over Child Grooming Concerns.
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
‘Earth Day today feels increasingly detached from the kind of environmental problems that gave rise to it in 1970’
Heartland Institute Climate Experts Comment on Earth Day
It's far less about the environment and ecological stewardship than a vehicle to further the Democrat Party agenda, which at its base is an effort to rule citizens rather than represent them, to overtax, overregulate and overstep constitutional boundaries.
The Dirt On Earth Day
The attorneys general wrote that Moody’s and Standard and Poor’s (S&P) joined the Net Zero Financial Service Providers Alliance, an organization that the attorneys general have warned would violate antitrust laws and would require drastic emissions cuts.
Exclusive — 23 Republican State Attorneys General Investigate Ratings Agencies Downgrading Energy Producers over ESG Metrics
Isuzu Commercial Truck of America, Inc., a subsidiary of Japanese automobile manufacturer Isuzu Motors Ltd., has been the top-selling low-cab forward commercial truck brand in the U.S. since 1986, with several models including the N-Series Diesel and N-Series Gas, as well as the F-Series, which runs on a Cummins B6.7L diesel engine. But a 2022 Biden-era EPA emissions regulation, which requires heavy-duty commercial vehicles to limit nitrogen oxide (NOx) emissions to 0.035 grams for model year (MY) 2027, is still in effect, forcing Isuzu to pause production of its F-Series and N-Series Diesel trucks.
EXCLUSIVE: Biden-Era Rule Screws Over Top US Truck Maker As Diesel Plans Grind To A Halt
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Here’s a list of the latest crime across America:
American Crime Blotter: 4/23/26
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
As a solution to racist white colleagues constantly attempting to undermine their minority counterparts, one of the ways encouraged to deal with this issue is for companies to “[transfer] power to the minority individual.
Wharton School Publishes Research Claiming Minorities Can’t Trust White Colleagues
The university also allocates more money for the Muslim Student Union than every Christian group combined
Stanford Students Award Drag Group Five Times As Much Funding As Veterans Association
'Conversations about leading complex organizations at a uniquely complex time'
Harvard's Board Chair, Obama Official Penny Pritzker, Has a New Podcast—Sponsored by Harvard's Audit Firm
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
The gerrymandering of Virginia will likely hand the Democrats nearly all of the state’s House seats in November, potentially shifting the balance of power in Congress.
WATCH: How RNC Insiders Prioritized Cornyn & Lindsey Graham Over Virginia’s Gerrymandering.
“You can’t brag about a huge war chest and then continue to leave Republicans stranded in blue states."
‘Where Were You?’: GOP Faces Backlash After Virginia Voters Approve Congressional Map (No where were you Virginians?! -jjs
For whatever reasons of fear, derangement, and the rise of Islamo-Marxism, the party just keeps doubling down on what Americans hate.
Virginia's redistricting is a Democrat power grab from a party that hates Americans
Old Dominion Democrats seem intent on following the Golden State into the abyss.
Virginia Outshines California In Political Skullduggery
According to Newsweek, Florida Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis “called a special session to consider legislation on redistricting beginning April 28, setting up the next front in the fight.”
Democrat House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries Cautions Florida Against Redistricting After Virginia Win
Florida Senate President Ben Albritton (R) has warned state lawmakers that they cannot advance maps that “favor or disfavor a political party or incumbent,” and that anything they decide is likely to be subject to “significant litigation.” While hailing the Democrats’ gerrymandering in Virginia, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) has branded the Florida redistricting effort an “illegal scheme” and vowed to “aggressively target” Republican Florida Representatives Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills, and Brian Mast
Here’s How Republicans Can Quickly Respond to Virginia’s Gerrymandering.
While the left’s naked power grab may be hypocritical, partisan map-making is not the problem — legally speaking.
Dems Win Naked Power Grab In Virginia, Could Lose In Court On Constitutional Grounds
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
eStCru LLC filed for termination roughly one week after Omar submitted an amended financial disclosure that listed the winery as having no value
Fall From Grapes: Winery Owned by Bro-Fo Omar's Husband Folds One Year After Omar Said It Was Worth Up to $5 Million
POLITICS
“DeSantis’ future was on the menu after the two men had lunch at Trump National Doral Golf Club in Miami a week ago Sunday.”
Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
The Democrat representative, who served in the Georgia General Assembly before becoming a House member, unexpectedly died after 50 years in elected office and became the fifth incumbent lawmaker in the lower chamber to die in the past 13 months, according to the Atlanta-Journal Constitution (AJC) and other outlets. His death was confirmed by his office to the AJC on Wednesday.
Democrat Rep. David Scott Dies In Office
There are a few reasons that NYC will still be standing when Mamdani completes his commie reign of error. One is sheer scale. It's the municipal version of what's going on statewide in California. Yes, people are fleeing in droves, but there are A LOT of people. The population can handle a lot of attrition before it's really noticeable.
New York City Will Survive Mamdani, but It Might Not Want To
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
A Canadian woman in her early 20s was killed in the assault, while 13 others were injured.
Gunman inspired by Columbine goes on deadly shooting spree at Teotihuacan pyramids on anniversary of massacre
Officers and agents died in a car crash after six clandestine synthetic drug labs were raided in Morelos.
CIA Agents Killed After Massive Cartel Lab Raid in Mexico
Argentine President Javier Milei has long been an unabashed supporter of Israel. He confirmed that once more Tuesday night as he sang and lit a ceremonial torch at Israel’s 78th Independence Day celebrations.
Watch: Argentina’s Milei Center Stage Singing at Celebration of Israel
And why JD Vance and Barack Obama took opposite sides in Hungary's election.
How Hungary Matters
Per the study’s findings, foreign-born population across the EU increased by some 2.1 million between 2024-2025, an amount that, while slightly bellow the 2.6 million increase documented between 2024 and 2024, is still “high by historical standards.”
Study: Record-Breaking E.U. Migrant Flood Hits 64.2 Million in 2025
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Secretary of the Navy John Phelan was fired Wednesday after months of feuding with his Pentagon bosses, particularly over his handling of President Trump’s “Golden Fleet” shipbuilding initiative. Tensions between Phelan, War Secretary Pete Hegseth and Deputy War Secretary Stephen Feinberg had been simmering for months, according to the New York Times and a Republican source.
Navy secretary fired after feud over Trump’s ‘Golden Fleet’ with Pentagon leaders, including Hegseth
When Hencely sued Fluor under state law, the military contractor argued his case was preempted by federal law. In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court sided with Hencely, reversing a lower court’s ruling that found “Hencely’s claims preempted even though the conduct complained of was neither ordered nor authorized by the Federal Government.”
Liberal Supreme Court Justices Side With Clarence Thomas On Suicide Bombing Case
In a video posted to X, Hegseth explained why the Biden-era vaccine mandate was being rescinded, calling the previous administration’s requirement “overly broad and not rational” and telling US military personnel “we will not force you.”
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth Makes Mandatory Annual Flu Vaccine for US Troops Optional
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Because all of JAXA’s rockets are presently grounded due to technical failures, Japan’s space agency has had to turn to Rocket Lab.
Rocket Lab launches satellites for Japan’s space agency JAXA
Note the flat rocks in the foreground of the panorama, all part of the crater’s rim. Each looks like a large flat paving stone that was very precisely shattered into numerous tiny pieces, all about the same size. Very strange. On Earth you’d assume some craftsman had laid these small pieces down like tiles, but of course, that couldn’t have happened on Mars.
Curiosity looks at a small crater as it climbs Mount Sharp
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
"Career officials determined" that the transgender-identifying woman "should be released" with a tracking device.
Southern Poverty Law Center Pressured Biden Junta To Release Convicted Trans Sex Offender
The father has been charged with kidnapping by the Justice Department
FBI Spoils Trans Father’s Plan To Transition Son In Cuba
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Does the Communist Twelver Shi’ite mayor bring a curse? Of course he does.
Woke Mets Embrace Mamdani, Lose Twelve in a Row
Christian Toto: Tonally bananas update won't please kids, parents or Orwell completists
‘Animal Farm’ Targets Capitalism, Not Soviet-Style Repression
HITHER & YON
A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert. Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State.
Invasive ‘crazy worms’ confirmed in California, and there’s no way to kill them
Spaghetti with a side of surveillance? Apparently.
Your Dinner Could Be Spying On You

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1 If you don't vote, you don't count.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2026 07:03 AM (DIbRX)

2 At some point, people need to face that the GOP loses on purpose.

They are the Washington Generals to the Democrats' Globetrotters.

They exist only to be embarrassed by the Democrats dunking on them.

They don't want to win, because then they'd have to do something other than fundraise.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:08 AM (6Uni8)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 07:09 AM (ExV1e)

4 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 07:09 AM (ExV1e)

5 Top 5!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:12 AM (OPGS/)

6 Yes the Virginia and National GOP have much to answer for but at the end of the day, despite all of the aforementioned, we can bitch and moan about the Grifting Oleaginous Parasites until the cows come home, but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination. Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass?

Eventually Charlie Brown stops trying to kick the football, moves into the mountains with his dog, and lets Lucy get raped by the illegal immigrants she conspired with the Chamber of Commerce to let into the country.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:12 AM (a3owT)

7 "Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time."

The GOP aspires to be France.

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

8 Eventually Charlie Brown stops trying to kick the football, moves into the mountains with his dog, and lets Lucy get raped by the illegal immigrants she conspired with the Chamber of Commerce to let into the country.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:12 AM (a3owT)

Those with resources to be able to Bugout into their Bugout Cabins have no reason to care about letting it burn.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:14 AM (6Uni8)

9
"Democracy" thrives in darkness.

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 07:14 AM (Y8DZL)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 07:15 AM (jehhT)

11 Thank you, JJ!

"For sure the party is at best useless and feckless and at worst collaborating with the Democrats on every level and on every issue. "

considering it in light of the SAVE act, I'm'a go with collaborating.

my 0.02, ymmv, ianal, u. s. w.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (VyBeY)

12 >Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez...Anna Paulina Luna...

Why do Democrats hate brown people?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (IG3/x)

13 Yesterday I told my wife "Great news! Apparently you don't celebrate Earth Day by stuffing your girlfriend's body in a trunk and escape to Europe. So if United Airlines calls, tell them never mind."

A partner with a sense of humor that matches yours is a blessing.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (OPGS/)

14 Virginia is for fairness.

And those that love fairness vote by mail.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (KiBMU)

15 but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination.

------

No.

They don't show up because the GOP is an awful Party. Talk to them about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:17 AM (BI5O2)

16 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

17
Dear SPLC,

I would like to apply for grant funding of a covert infiltration of this Ace of Spades blog comment section...

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 07:18 AM (Y8DZL)

18 I guess it is good news for Virginia. I hope that judge has some seriously good security.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 23, 2026 07:19 AM (0N4FZ)

19 > sanity has quickly prevailed in the OldDominion:

So Virginia judge > Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2026 07:20 AM (IG3/x)

20
A destructive, fast-moving invader is wriggling its way into yards across the US, and officials say Californians should be on alert.

___________

Caused by Global Warming. And cuts to USAID.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:21 AM (tgvbd)

21 Jeffries comes right out and says it's war and the GOP sits around with it's collective thumb up it's collective ass.

Posted by: fd at April 23, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F)

22 Those with resources to be able to Bugout into their Bugout Cabins have no reason to care about letting it burn.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:14 AM (6Uni

Anyone that hasn't understood that we aren't voting our way out of this and begun moving their mission from winning elections to surviving uniparty rule deserves what they get.

You've been warned countless times. The GOP doesn't even try hide it anymore.

Thinking people don't show up to vote because they know it doesn't matter. Show them it matters, they might reconsider.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (a3owT)

23 "Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass?"

###

Mail-in ballots.

Posted by: It's kinda obvious at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

24 Good morning dear morons nd happy birthday JJ

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

25 Newest apocalyptic climate crisis has nothing to do with humans:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhm24tp

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (i1wcu)

26 Ball licker Paul.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2026 07:24 AM (7zn4w)

27 Yudhishthira's Dice

I did. Back in 2020. I had a senior Republican official call and ask why I stopped donating and registered Independent.

"Because you are losers who want to lose. You could win as a populous party with American values, but you are silly wankers."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

28 "Thinking people don't show up to vote because they know it doesn't matter. Show them it matters, they might reconsider."

LOL, gotcher self-fulfilling prophecy ratcheer!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:25 AM (VyBeY)

29 Dammit Judge! Be quiet.
I'm trying to become New Jersey.

Posted by: Virginia at April 23, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Asian Jumping Worm > Xi Jin Ping

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

31 LOL, gotcher self-fulfilling prophecy ratcheer!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:25 AM (VyBeY)

You voted for Mitt Romney and John McCain to run the nation.

Think about that.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:27 AM (a3owT)

32 and what did YOU do, smartass?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:28 AM (VyBeY)

33 Crazy worms look like they might be the ideal bait for the fish in local lakes and tributaries. Hook'em hard and let the brownies and pike and walleye decide.

Or they could be nasty and nothing will go near them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 07:29 AM (Fbc0I)

34 Truth Be Known

A) We voted for Sarah Palin.

B) They were still better than the alternate choice, as seen by results.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

35 I don't vote for the lesser of two evils, I vote against the greater of two evils.

Posted by: davidt at April 23, 2026 07:30 AM (Q+gd/)

36 A) We voted for Sarah Palin

To run the nation or for winner of Dancing With The Stars?

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:31 AM (a3owT)

37 thx, NaCly, exactly right.
you're clearly in a better mood than I am this morning

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

38 If the GOP gave a damn about winning elections they'd pass SAVE. They're not going to do it, because they are a stalking horse for Democrats.

Everything Trump does has to be done by EO because they are a stalking horse for Democrats.

Why should anyone vote for their hunters' stalking horse?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

39 The number of migrants living in the European Union (E.U.) reached a record-breaking 64.2 million by 2025, a study published Wednesday revealed.[/]
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Grok says the EU population (using todays borders for consistency) in 2000 was 429 million people and in 2025 is estimated at 450 million people.

In other words, migrants were a negligible part of the population in most of the area and now are 14% of the total, and likely concentrated in cities.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (7D9XB)

40 > SPLC

I'm smiling at the fact that it's still not too late for the biography of Morris Dees Nuts to include the phrase "died in prison".

> Fall From Grapes: Winery Owned by Bro-Fo Omar's Husband Folds One Year After Omar Said It Was Worth Up to $5 Million

The "wine brand" scam is akin to the "book deal" scam. You contract to have your name and ugly mug printed on the label of some generic Zero Buck Yuck, mark it way, way, up, then all the people who want to bribe you buy it by the case.

And what the fuck are Muslims doing with a winery in the first place?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (IG3/x)

41 Hello barrel my old friend, I've come to talk with you again

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:34 AM (7D9XB)

42 > And what the fuck are Muslims doing with a winery in the first place?
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Same thing they're doing with "Learing Centers" and "Child Care."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT)

43 Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
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That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)

44 Why should anyone vote for their hunters' stalking horse?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

Because if you don't, the Democrats will get to appoint John Roberts replacement on SCOTUS.

We must have a Republican President or we won't get strong conservative justices like Roberts.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:36 AM (a3owT)

45 Truth Be Know

She was a sound governor of Alaska, cleaning up much corruption, and had a very high approval rating among voters.

Educate yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

46 Does the Communist Twelver Shi’ite mayor bring a curse? Of course he does.
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This is what Mets fans get by listening to Frankie Lindor's idiot wife. The Madmani Curse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:37 AM (7D9XB)

47 I'm smiling at the fact that it's still not too late for the biography of Morris Dees Nuts to include the phrase "died in prison".

Am I evil for preferring it to read "shot while trying to escape police custody"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:37 AM (OPGS/)

48 New York City Will Survive Mamdani, but It Might Not Want To
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Because of scale? What did that do for the British Empire. Or the Spanish?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (AlhUl)

49
If you ever see a headline, "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (tgvbd)

50 I find some wine puts the goat in the mood.

Posted by: Somali Male at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (0e5Te)

51 Agriculture authorities are sounding the alarm over the Asian jumping worm, a highly invasive species that’s already been spotted in multiple states, including the Golden State.

We had to bring those worms here to study how to prevent them from spreading!

Posted by: SPLC at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (u/66v)

52 That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)
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How fricking great would that be!!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (7D9XB)

53 Hadrian the Seventh

Book thread is Sunday. And Her Majesty is away. Stay confutable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

54 Why should anyone vote for their hunters' stalking horse?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

I saw Stalking Horse open for Neil Young and Crazy Horse at the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival in Manchester, Tennessee in 2002.

Smoked a lot of weed in the mud is all I remember.

Posted by: Dirty Old Hippie at April 23, 2026 07:40 AM (79nfv)

55 Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems

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Sounds like he may have already been hearing rumblings about the outcome.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2026 07:40 AM (qBdHI)

56 SPLC.

Chinese bio warfare. Been going on for quite some time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

57 Do Asian Jumping Worms go BOING?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 23, 2026 07:41 AM (1o8D5)

58
Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

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The Wrath of Grapes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:41 AM (tgvbd)

59 Dershowitz. Welcome to the party pal.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (jZ3ZM)

60 How Iran Committed Suicide
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VDH's analysis is far too conventional here. Iran has entirely different criteria for success than he is using. In their eyes, as long as they are still there, they win, however degraded.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (AlhUl)

61 > Fall From Grapes: Winery Owned by Bro-Fo Omar's Husband Folds One Year After Omar Said It Was Worth Up to $5 Million.

++++++

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

62 > Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.
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Why is that broad still in the country?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

63 If you ever see a headline, "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:38 AM (tgvbd)
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Prediction: Your death will be... brief.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 23, 2026 07:42 AM (1o8D5)

64 The "Asian jumping worm" costs an extra $25 at the massage parlor I go to.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 23, 2026 07:43 AM (a3owT)

65 Among the many anti-fraud bills introduced in recent months, H.R. 8028, the SNAP Fraud Reporting Act of 2026, would require that “each State shall submit to the Secretary of Agriculture data on fraud that occurred in the supplemental nutrition assistance program for the then most recently concluded 5 fiscal years available.”
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Hey Congress, instead of another "report" why not require states to prove they actively root out and prosecute fraud?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:43 AM (RxS+u)

66 Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

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The Wrath of Grapes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2026 07:41 AM (tgvbd)
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Why not simply "The Grapes of Math"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 23, 2026 07:44 AM (1o8D5)

67 Amazing how there were just enough mail in ballots - all of which voted "YES" in the same handwriting to tip the vote in VA. The Democrats can always count on the Beijing vote coming in from China to tip things their way. That VA election was at least as legitimate as the 81 million votes Biden got in 2020.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 23, 2026 07:44 AM (Da7Vv)

68 Huck Follywood

That would be a bridge too far for the Slaver Blue States.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

69 Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal

In the article, Russian Foreign Minister says that he thinks the US should do this thing which it isn't going to do. The definition of 'pressure' has changed a lot recently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

70 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
It's nice to see courts move quickly. Most likely the judges decision was already teed up in Virginia, as was the circuit court decision, so it will be at the VA SC very quickly. The Dems paid zero attention to the constitutional procedures. I'm hoping the ct agrees. I really want to see that governor with egg on her face.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 07:46 AM (gu0hJ)

71 Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems
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Well, who appointed more of them than any other President? The two good ones we owe to the two Bushes.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:46 AM (AlhUl)

72 An Observation sez Trump is my President

Investigate.
Prosecute.
Jail.
Confiscate assets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

73 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at April 23, 2026 07:47 AM (53oGX)

74 Trump Predicts SCOTUS Will Rule Against Him in Birthright Citizenship Case: Court Is ‘Already Packed’ for Dems

Um, you nominated three of them, so who did the packing?

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:47 AM (gtcuf)

75 Nothing wrong with the VA voters. If both sides show up, Dems win by 4-5. They won by under 3, so Rs did not have a turnout problem in VA.

Now, they still suck at covincing folks b/c they still do not realize that the personal is political, so one handwritten postcard to a voter is worth 100 angry flyers (yes, I got the 1st from the Ds and the 2nd from the Rs - although I also got 100 angry flyers from the Dems)...

They need a personal touch if they want to change the voters they are looking to change (the female vote...and let's be honest - the old person vote, as we saw with someone's mom here...b/c no one mailed the men anything for this)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 07:48 AM (tOcjL)

76 Eeyore

Getting past the Senate has been problematic for useful judges.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

77 43 Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
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That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)

He ONLY wants Sec of War and Supreme Court...that's almost like not wanting a job...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 07:49 AM (tOcjL)

78 "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear"
+++

Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at April 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2Ez/1)

79 Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

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She is one despicable, arrogant piece of sh*t.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

80 Still waiting for the SC decision on the racial apportionment. The left will crap themselves if they lose that one.
The birthright case will IMHO will be sent back to lower courts for further care

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 07:50 AM (gu0hJ)

81 Ilhan Omar explodes at reporter for asking about multimillion-dollar disclosure discrepancy: ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

I despise reporters in general but I hope that the one doing that interview punched back.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 07:50 AM (OPGS/)

82 Ilhan Omar explodes

If only.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (gtcuf)

83 Nova Local

Where would Ron DeSantis be most useful? DOJ? IRS? Commerce, with Census back under it again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

84 ‘You’re stupid for asking me anything’.

Know your place, peasant.

Posted by: davidt at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (Q+gd/)

85 83 Nova Local

Where would Ron DeSantis be most useful? DOJ? IRS? Commerce, with Census back under it again?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

It doesn't matter where he'd be more useful - he publicly stated his interest in only the 2 jobs. And I don't see Hegsgeth getting bounced, so that leaves Supreme Court, and EVERY lawyer and judge on the planet always want that spot, so that field is crowded...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 07:52 AM (tOcjL)

86 California’s top governor candidates debate Wednesday evening

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m starting to like Steyer. He’s offering actual solutions and solid plans. And he paid his own taxes. At least $5.5M is what the host said

California needs so much massive change to overcome the housing crisis, the thought of more stagnation under Becerra is just depressing.

lol the British Trump guy just said we should be like Mississippi in our CA education system. OMG. This is priceless.

Ngl, I feel like Becerra giving Newsom an A may do a lot of damage to his campaign. It reminds me of Harris refusing to criticize or separate from Biden.

I'd like to see Porter stand up on her own. She's losing me with her relentless attacks on Steyer. It comes across as a sour ex looking to take cheap shots.

I really didn’t Katie Porter before this but her answers have been good. She's incredibly progressive in her affordability and environmental stances. She's strong and tough on billionaires. I know a mom can get it done.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (ycI94)

87 Anyone that hasn't understood that we aren't voting our way out of this and begun moving their mission from winning elections to surviving uniparty rule deserves what they get.

You've been warned countless times. The GOP doesn't even try hide it anymore.

Thinking people don't show up to vote because they know it doesn't matter. Show them it matters, they might reconsider.

Posted by: Truth Be Known at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (a3owT)

If you read Post 2, you'd already know I'm not defending the worthless GOP.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (6Uni8)

88 >>@shipwreckedcrew
·
19h
>>Re the SPLC indictment.

>>This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid.

>>The SPCL case is 100% a product of the Trump 47 DOJ - there is 0% chance this was already underway prior to Jan. 2025.

>>It shows how much time it takes to build a complicated federal case when you start from scratch.

>>Adjust your expectations accordingly.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

89 Nova Local

Cogent analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

90 Another Democrat House member dies at age 80 yesterday. David Scott D-GA.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 23, 2026 07:54 AM (HOyAg)

91 Jen the original

Power and graft are demons for some of those in office. They kill themselves to keep it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

92 She's strong and tough on billionaires.

Only the ones that aren't funding the left.

Posted by: Delurker at April 23, 2026 07:56 AM (gtcuf)

93 Never go full Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at April 23, 2026 07:56 AM (0e5Te)

94 88
>>This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

We have to wait, but the Democrats can have everybody getting raped by Big Black Bubba within 24 hours.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 07:57 AM (6Uni8)

95 " but the reality is is that it's the voters who don't show up that bear the responsibility for yesterday's abomination. Surely Virginians were not clueless about the ramifications of losing this vote and yet how is it that this was able to pass? 'nuff said."

I think you're misplacing the blame, JJ.

Rural Virginians voted in higher numbers than in the 2024 presidential election. We all knew what was at stake.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 07:57 AM (iNUL3)

96 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 07:57 AM (Kd7Ab)

97
The most charitable description of "Progressive" is "Refusing to acknowledge arithmetic."

Posted by: Auspex at April 23, 2026 07:58 AM (Y8DZL)

98 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 23, 2026 07:58 AM (/6r4m)

99 "This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid."

#twoweeks

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 23, 2026 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

100 Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Fraud in Fairfax County put the Left over the top.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

101 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

102 Asian jumping worm.

Keep buddying up to China, libtards. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

103 >>>If you ever see a headline, "Man Falls, Dies Putting On Underwear", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>As you get older, balance seems to be a diminishing aptitude, much like vision. The fog of age.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (Fbc0I)

104 we should be like Mississippi in our CA education system. OMG. This is priceless.

I'm a refugee from CA. This snotty attitude is very common over there. They can't process the fact that a mere Southern state is doing better in education because they have the most money and don't need anyone lecturing them.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (OPGS/)

105 The stats were shown after the 'election.'

Mail in ballots won the day for the left, again.

We're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

106 There are Asian Jumping Worms in my pants!

Posted by: Joe from DE at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (oftw2)

107 Russia Pressures U.S. and Iran to Return to Obama Nuclear Deal

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Happy days will be here again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (ndZc7)

108 There are Asian Jumping Worms in my pants!
Posted by: Joe from DE at April 23, 2026 08:00 AM (oftw2)

Better go fingerbang an intern.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

109 Sponge

Praying for your path to be made smoother. In the future, I hope you can look back, tell some stories, and laugh at how this was your daughter's turning point.

Fuck Cancer!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

110 Praying for your path to be made smoother. In the future, I hope you can look back, tell some stories, and laugh at how this was your daughter's turning point.

Fuck Cancer!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

I thank you, sir. I can't express the gratitude I have for The Horde and all their words of wisdom and prayers. The First Lady and I are humbled by your generosity.

I hope you're right. Time, of course, will tell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

111 >>We have to wait, but the Democrats can have everybody getting raped by Big Black Bubba within 24 hours.

Yea, that's what happens when your party allows criminals to capture every institution of government plus the media. We are the insurgents not the dominant player and unfortunately we have to play by the rules while Democrats can rely on a rigged game.

But we are finally starting to get Ws and more on the way. I bet the scumbags at ActBlue aren't feeling so cocky right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)

112 Funnily enough, Mississippi's educational scores are better than California's.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (aowML)

113 > "This is a good example of why the expectation for "instant" prosecution of bad actors from prior administrations is so stupid."
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Nobody expects "instant."

Everyone expects "prosecution" and "conviction." So far, we've none of either.

Seriously, at this point it's just excuses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (jehhT)

114
But we are finally starting to get Ws and more on the way. I bet the scumbags at ActBlue aren't feeling so cocky right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)

I'll feel much better about things when someone is bankrupted and goes to federal pound you in the ass prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

115 Funnily enough, Mississippi's educational scores are better than California's.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (aowML)

It's called the Mississippi Miracle, and it's real.

They went back to teaching phonics and - shocker - the tactic that worked for hundreds of years still works.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 23, 2026 08:05 AM (iNUL3)

116 I would like Ilhan Omar to submit to an IQ test.

Posted by: Less than 80? at April 23, 2026 08:05 AM (79nfv)

117 Newest apocalyptic climate crisis has nothing to do with humans:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhm24tp
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 07:23 AM (i1wcu)

It's a pretty short article for the word 'potentially' to be used so many times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

118 "federal pound you in the ass prison"
Sponge

Downtown San Francisco open release?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

119 A number of contemporary and universal psychological maladies seem to come together in Tucker Carlson to form an ideal false prophet. White Episcopalian guilt, fervent false modesty, chronic fabulism, post-traumatic disorder (I believe that the firing by Fox traumatized him in ways he couldn't ever acknowledge), a post-alcoholic search for meaning and expression gone awry, huge ego and accomplished verbal skills, a long-frustrated urge toward counter-culturalism based on failure as a youth to break free from his bourgeois comforts and indemnities.

I've also noticed his adoption of the Noam Chomsky technique of rhetoric in which he makes false claims as foundational premises beyond dispute.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (INQN/)

120
Downtown San Francisco open release?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

For the fecals!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Croaking with your underwear around your ankles is embarrassing, but we are used to it.

Posted by: First Responder at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)

122 When you break down state test scores by race, Mississippi (and most other Southern states) beats California for blacks and Hispanics. California's test scores only look OK because of the higher than average number of Asian students. In other words, California's educational system fails those who need it, but claims success because of the kids who'd be just fine without a California education.

Posted by: Wally at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (0e5Te)

123 >>>I would like Ilhan Omar to submit to an IQ test.

Posted by: Less than 80?

>Why stop there? Let's have all of Congress take the test and dismiss anyone who scores less than 105.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Fbc0I)

124 >Why stop there? Let's have all of Congress take the test and dismiss anyone who scores less than 105.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Fbc0I)

Can you run the US Government with 5 people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

125 If the GOP gave a damn about winning elections they'd pass SAVE.

In the GOP's defense, the national party doesn't control the members of the Senate. That having been said, the national party clearly either doesn't care about winning or is entirely staffed by retards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

126 Croaking with your underwear around your ankles is embarrassing, but we are used to it.
Posted by: First Responder at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)

Just please stop shoving things up your ass.

Posted by: ER Nurse at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

127 It's called the Mississippi Miracle, and it's real.

They went back to teaching phonics and - shocker - the tactic that worked for hundreds of years still works.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

I saw that mentioned on John Stossel's YouTube channel. I got really irritated watching a teacher scold a boy for using phonics because apparently, they are supposed to look at the word and visualize what it sounds like.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (OPGS/)

128 Republicans were leading in VA by a slight margin until the mail-in votes were counted. Mail-ins were 74% Yes.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (3ImbR)

129 114 I'll feel much better about things when someone is bankrupted and goes to federal pound you in the ass prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

And when we can actually scare useless-ass GOP congresstards into not going along with stupid shit like mandatory facial recognition cameras and interlocks in new cars.

Posted by: XTC at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (6Uni8)

130 Rev. Wishbone

**Gasp**

A cognitive and ethical screen of our elected officials would depopulate Congress. And state governments. And local governments.

How can we start?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

131 Can you run the US Government with 5 people?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'm willing to take that chance.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (OPGS/)

132
I'm willing to take that chance.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (OPGS/)

Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Ron DeSantis Apparently Wants a Job in the Trump Administration
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That does include a suggestion of SCOTUS. He'd be a big improvement on Roberts.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 23, 2026 07:35 AM (AlhUl)

Maybe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

134 Huked on Fonicks werked fur mee!

Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 23, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

135 The FBI launched an investigation into New York Times journalist Elizabeth Williamson after she published a story about FBI director Kash Patel’s alleged use of agency staff to provide security and travel services for his girlfriend. According to the Times, the FBI was pursuing a potential stalking case against Williamson. The agency acknowledged to the Times that “while investigators were concerned about how the aggressive reporting techniques crossed lines of stalking,” it had decided not to pursue a case.
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I would hope not. As awful as she no doubt is, Nick Shirley and every real investigative journalist doesn't need a precedent for process punishment coming from our side.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (7+eRf)

136 Downtown San Francisco open release?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

For the fecals!
Posted by: Sponge

I saw the San Francisco Fecals play the Beaumont Bunny Droppings in Orange, Tx in '98!

It was a shitty game.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (Kd7Ab)

137 Huked on Fonicks werked fur mee!
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 23, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

I highly recommend the Evelyn Woodhead sped reddin' course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

138 “In 2024, we estimated that the federal government loses between $233 billion and $521 billion annually to fraud, based on data for fiscal years 2018 through 2022.”

ZERO NADA NOTHING
Take away everything from fraudsters.
Take their pensions, SS, Medicare, Medicaid, EBT
If they are married take the Spouses shit too.
Even take their SS Number and blank their credit.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur)

139
It was a shitty game.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:12 AM (Kd7Ab)

And I bet the smell was malodorous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

140 128 Republicans were leading in VA by a slight margin until the mail-in votes were counted. Mail-ins were 74% Yes.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 23, 2026 08:09 AM (3ImbR)

They always will be - Rs don't trust them...and they are normally made up of the nursing home vote.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

141 The John Stossel video I referenced:

https://youtu.be/iPk5WDwbrGc

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (OPGS/)

142 And I bet the smell was malodorous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Smelled like Pasadena on a July afternoon.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (Kd7Ab)

143 131 Can you run the US Government with 5 people?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'm willing to take that chance.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:10 AM (OPGS/)

Dept of Ed could be abut 20 people.
Chief and then about 19 people to cut checks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)

144 Wouldn't mind seeing DeSantis appointment to replace Roberts.
Though last Republican governor appointed as chief Justice by a Rep president was Earl Warren appointed by Ike. Ike said it was the worst decision he ever made

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 23, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

145 When you break down state test scores by race, Mississippi (and most other Southern states) beats California for blacks and Hispanics. California's test scores only look OK because of the higher than average number of Asian students. In other words, California's educational system fails those who need it, but claims success because of the kids who'd be just fine without a California education.
Posted by: Wally at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (0e5Te)
=====

Education is racist and fascist!
-National Education Association

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

146 F u cn rd ths, ucn gt a gd jb!

Posted by: NYC Subway Ad 1978 at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

147 And I bet the smell was malodorous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

Ooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

148 >>Republicans were leading in VA by a slight margin until the mail-in votes were counted. Mail-ins were 74% Yes.

Ed Martin's comment on the mail in results for VA was something like "The steal in real time.".

It wasn't Republican turnout. It was mail in voting like it often is.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (viF8m)

149 But we are finally starting to get Ws and more on the way. I bet the scumbags at ActBlue aren't feeling so cocky right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)
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No doubt. But let me know when the first one of these POS are sent to prison.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (CkoBz)

150 Dept of Ed could be abut 20 people.
Chief and then about 19 people to cut checks.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The Dept of Ed's only purpose should be saying "This is where we expect students to be by a certain age" and getting out of the way of the states as they implement what's needed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (OPGS/)

151 Amazing how there were just enough mail in ballots - all of which voted "YES" in the same handwriting to tip the vote in VA.

They could keep the old physical districts and just create ten new "mail-in" districts.

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (EJWxb)

152 I remember back in the 90's when all the educators wanted all the cullid chirruns to use Ebonics.

Much hilarity and rap music ensued.

Posted by: Ebonics at April 23, 2026 08:17 AM (79nfv)

153
It wasn't Republican turnout. It was mail in voting like it often is.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2026 08:16 AM (viF8m)

But you guys, Paul told us all of the signatures are verified and it's just a strong referendum against Trump and you MAGAts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

154 The Dept of Ed's only purpose should be saying "This is where we expect students to be by a certain age"

But even that would be too racist!

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2026 08:19 AM (EJWxb)

155 Serving in Congress shouldn't be a lifetime appointment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)

156 What that really means is “shut up and stop complaining as we destroy the country.”
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The person who wrote the dignity index article forgot one thing.

The Left are the nastiest most disgusting vile rude garbage faggots on the planet. They let someone like Obama or Kamala stand with "dignity" while the entire party including all their minions in so called "comedy" set about viciously taking anyone down with gutter tactics that would even make Trump blush.

They attacked Palin's Down Syndrome baby and her other underage one as a whore. They don't mind that Trump is mean - they mind that he plays their game on their field and does it better. Republicans are supposed to bend over and take their insults, not fight fire with fire.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:22 AM (NALOx)

157 Serving in Congress shouldn't be a lifetime appointment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)

It's not. It's the voters and fraud that prevents us from having nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

158 I saw Rude Garbage Faggots open for Garbage at Edgefest in '08.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

159 I saw some speculation about Putin. Putin is cracking down on social media. Observers interpret this to mean he is getting ready to do something he knows will be unpopular. Two theories about that. 1) He will declare victory in Ukraine and go home. 2) He'll double down on the war specifically subjecting previously exempt people to the draft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 23, 2026 08:24 AM (ndZc7)

160 Posted by: Ordinary American at April 23, 2026 08:06 AM (INQN/)

.....

It's 2026, no one buys into psycho-babble anymore except middle aged cat ladies.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (a3owT)

161 >>>Serving in Congress shouldn't be a lifetime appointment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)

It's not. It's the voters and fraud that prevents us from having nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>>Voter fraud and dirty deals with those who are connected.

Ethics and morality come at a price.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (Fbc0I)

162 The working paper goes on to claim that research findings show that a white manager is more likely to intentionally promote a minority to an “ill-fated” position in order to seemingly support diversity in the workplace.

“We assert that minorities often have legitimate reasons to suspect that dominant group members have ulterior motives,” says the research.

The Leroy Principle

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (/+uur)

163 But even that would be too racist!
Posted by: t-bird

"But I called you racist!"
"Do you think that gives you power over me?"

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:26 AM (OPGS/)

164 “We assert that minorities often have legitimate reasons to suspect that dominant group members have ulterior motives,” says the research.

You're right. We white people do think that dominant group members have ulterior motives. Oh...that's not what you meant?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (OPGS/)

165 Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? Just curious. They can't claim they were blindsided.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (NALOx)

166 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

More people, even better people, will not help the current Red Army.

The training is non-existent, there is no weapons superiority, and the Russian Army continues to not have seasoned NCOs.

Ukraine is using kill robots to replace their own missing front line soldiers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

167 Why wasn't the RNC guarding against the Steal? Just curious. They can't claim they were blindsided.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2026 08:27 AM (NALOx)

The checks cleared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

168

You can't beat them by paying a bounty
'Cause they're tougher than a Canadian Mounty
You'll see 'em everywhere
As they're flying through the air
The Celebrated jumping worm of Calaveras County

Posted by: muldoon at April 23, 2026 08:28 AM (I0N4X)

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