Wow: The Hit on Kash Patel Was a Pre-Emptive Strike Arranged by the SPLC to Dirty Up His Image Before News of the Indictment Came Out?

I can't wait for Kash Patel's discovery of communications between the Atlantic, owner/Democrat lunatic Lauren Powell Jobs, and the SPLC.

Now it becomes a bit clearer. The Atlantic published a vile and unsubstantiated hit piece on FBI Director Kash Patel right before he revealed an indictment of the SPLC for committing fraud by anonymously funding hate groups that organized "right-wing" rallies, one of which ended in the death of a bystander.
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You know, the infamous Charlottesville rally upon which the "fine people" hoax was based.
The Democrats and Pravda media, which have collaborated with the SPLC to smear conservatives for decades, are scrambling to defend the SPLC's illegal activities and, once again, smear Republicans for pointing out their perfidy.
The Atlantic's hit piece on Patel, based entirely on anonymous sources and having no evidence to back them up, is obviously intended to "pre-bunk" anything Patel says.
The claims in The Atlantic's story were bizarre. Kash Patel got blackout drunk. He was locked out of his computers. FBI agents considered using breaching equipment to force open his door, according to the report. He was unable to perform his duties because he was hungover. Etc. Etc.

Does Lauren Powell Jobs have some kind of many-years-old, pre-existing relationship with the SPLC?

Coincidentally enough, she does!

Do you know who LOVED the SPLC? In fact, the SPLC was famously her first ever donation and inspired her entire philanthropic career?

Laurene Powell Jobs, who owns The Atlantic through her philanthropy Emerson Collective.

Uh-oh, it all starts to make sense now. 1/ https://t.co/bIaHYcy9XG pic.twitter.com/GZzRIX0C4X
— Clint Brown (@DissidentClint) April 22, 2026

Clint Brown
@DissidentClint
Do you know who LOVED the SPLC? In fact, the SPLC was famously her first ever donation and inspired her entire philanthropic career?
Laurene Powell Jobs, who owns The Atlantic through her philanthropy Emerson Collective.
Uh-oh, it all starts to make sense now. 1/

The Emerson Collective's number one rule is to donate ANONYMOUSLY, which in most cases is the right and admirable thing to do
UNLESS it's used to cover up bad deeds. Now, I'm NOT saying the LPJ was involved in the criminality at all.
But to what extent was she funding SPLC? 2/
What is done in the dark will be brought to the light.
I may have more on this for you later, TBD. 3/

A number of people have asked me about Lauren Powell Jobs, the owner of The Atlantic(?), and whether her alleged Epstein connections have anything to do with The Atlantic running the bizarre and discredited story on Kash. So, I’ll just answer it here.

I don’t know and there’s no… https://t.co/QDkAHjRUg0 pic.twitter.com/SYjejBw2Gm
— Clint Brown (@DissidentClint) April 20, 2026

Hey @S_Fitzpatrick I was Kash Patel’s Sherpa on the transition. I spent nearly all day everyday with him for 3+ months and have been with him frequently since.

I have never seen the type of behavior that you’re describing from him.

Your anon sourced story is BS.

Oh and by the… https://t.co/hwWnUrYrKT pic.twitter.com/T0EUhyKbq0
— Clint Brown (@DissidentClint) April 18, 2026

This is the more direct connection that should be concerning pic.twitter.com/8YnF9Gs409
— Joshua Hartley (@JHartley2) April 20, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:34 PM

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1 So Trump thinks the SPLC are "Very Fine People"?

Disgusting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Ot/FD)

2 Was not expecting bikini pictures in this story but here we are...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 22, 2026 04:35 PM (NcvvS)

4 So the let tells me Trump is an Epstein client because they went to the same NYC parties.

Well, now imagine there were pictures of him in his underwear hanging out with Ghislane...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

5 Just an awful woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2026 04:36 PM (PXbw4)

6 Kash needs to tell all the Karens concerned about his partying to mind their own business.

And NEVER APOLOGIZE. NOT FOR ANYTHING.

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (W2Pud)

7 Profits from the Horde Cookbook go to charity... I hope not the SPLC!

Posted by: 496 at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (Ouiyj)

8 Can't wait for the SPLC to get fucked by the long dick of the law.

Posted by: gKWVE rippin' off Superbad at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (y7qTK)

9 "The claims in The Atlantic's story were bizarre. Kash Patel got blackout drunk. He was locked out of his computers. FBI agents considered using breaching equipment to force open his door, according to the report. He was unable to perform his duties because he was hungover. Etc. Etc."

I don't care if you are a "public figure" this is criminal libel.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (0N4FZ)

10 Billionaire men, do us all a favor and put a clause in the will preventing your crazy widows from spending all of your money on left-wing crazy.

Do it for the world.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

11 re Ghislaine's bikini pic, hear me out . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (y7qTK)

12 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 22, 2026 04:37 PM (LdBR/)

13 Ghislane has some gazongas

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2026 04:38 PM (oqH4h)

14 Gotta say it. Laurene Jobs is not a bad-looking gal.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

15 I wonder if this case will end up being used in Ft Pierce? It's clearly a case of election interference against Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)

16 Ghislane has some gazongas
Posted by: ballistic

Yes, unfortunately.

I hate letchin' on evil chicks.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

17 Waffle House got new uniforms?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:39 PM (kbShR)

18 Willowed:

Having an aging guy's white beard has it good points and bad points.

Good point: Younger people hold doors open for you.

Bad point: You look at cute young chicks and realize that they likely regard you as a dirty old man.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

19 We know Ghislane participated with Epstein in sexually assaulting women...I wonder just how close she and Jobs are...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

20 In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 22, 2026 04:40 PM (Kt19C)

21 My guess its a shakedown to ruin his reputation

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 04:41 PM (Ia/+0)

22 Kamala Harris couldn't go in front of a crowd of more than one person at anything above waist high without getting a couple snorts of booze in her.

Hillary Clinton fell over traffic control devices.

And Bill Clinton hasn't got a single in-tact blood vessel left in his entire nose.

Also James Carville is really fucking ugly. That isn't relevant, it just needed to be said.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2026 04:41 PM (Ot/FD)

23 Ace, your posts are absolutely making my day fun

Posted by: DanMan at April 22, 2026 04:41 PM (8uzBS)

24 I think Patel has already filed a lawsuit. I think he'll get some sweet Apple cash.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 22, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)

25 OK, and now I want to know even more about that Fed fiasco alledging a kidnap attempt on Grechen Whitmer. I, also, want to know what involvement the SPLC had with some of the more "active" participants of Jan. 6th.

I don't think 11 counts on the indictment is going to cover everything.

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 04:42 PM (dIske)

26 That broad with Jobs in the bikini looks like she has a nice, fat, juicy coochie.

Posted by: I would hit it at April 22, 2026 04:42 PM (ponVf)

27 I hate letchin' on evil chicks.
Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)
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I share the moral conundrum there, but facts are facts.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

28 >>I think Patel has already filed a lawsuit. I think he'll get some sweet Apple cash.

$250 million defamation suit. Filed on Monday.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:42 PM (viF8m)

29 Ace, how is your health?

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

30 @NickJFuentes Apr 19
My show America First will return next week on Monday, April 27th.
Apr 19, 2026 · 6:03 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (y7qTK)

31 This is great work there. So I totally hate to go O/T , but I don't want to forget , since there have been baseless claims, and I know y'all are smarter than that, sbut you need receipts.. to talk to your FB frins..so here it is :

From CENTCOM:

"U.S. forces have directed 29 vessels to turn around or return to port as part of the U.S. blockade against Iran.

Over past 24 hours, media reports have alleged that several commercial ships evaded the blockade, citing M/V Hero II, M/V Hedy, and M/V Dorena as examples. These reports are inaccurate.

Hero II and Hedy did not sail past the blockade as part of a flotilla that “ferried” millions of barrels of oil to the market. In fact, the Iranian-flagged tankers are anchored in Chah Bahar, Iran, after being intercepted by U.S. forces earlier this week. Dorena has been under the escort of a U.S. Navy destroyer in the Indian Ocean after previously attempting to violate the blockade.

The U.S. military has global reach. American forces are operating and enforcing the blockade across the Middle East and beyond."

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (GD0B3)

32 I think Jobs would benefit from being introduced to the Paolo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (gu0hJ)

33 "Hey, our party is really taking it in the keister here. What can we do to start winning back heterosexual dudes?"

"Have you tried being a prissy little bitch about every Trump official who has ever had a beer in their life, and act like they're stumblebum falling over drunks when they manifestly, obviously, aren't? Straight dudes love that kind of stuff."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (Ot/FD)

34 10 Billionaire men, do us all a favor and put a clause in the will preventing your crazy widows from spending all of your money on left-wing crazy.

Do it for the world.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 22, 2026

Can we start by having billionaire men stop doing this directly? That would be very helpful, too.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (p4NUW)

35
At least this Jobs slattern knows better than to have her photo taken where she's flashing her bikini-clad cootch, unlike her sasquatchian friend in that pic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (y9nCu)

36 Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (xvhJH)

37 In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

It involves people who find women attractive, so no.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)

38 Gotta say it. Laurene Jobs is not a bad-looking gal.

She's no Melissa Gates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)

39 Jizz-lane Maxwell...

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

40 I think some journos got miffed because Kash was drinking a celebratory beer with the gold medal
Winning US Men’s hockey team.

And they weren’t invited.

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (W2Pud)

41 That broad with Jobs in the bikini looks like she has a nice, fat, juicy coochie.
Posted by: I would hit it at April 22, 2026 04:42 PM (ponVf)

Thats Ghidlaine Maxwell. Epsteins pimp and personal hoochie mama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (zZu0s)

42 Can't wait for the SPLC to get fucked by the long dick of the law.
Posted by: gKWVE rippin' off Superbad

I'm thinking that if you go after the Director of the FBI, you had, like King, better not miss.

Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (oiNtH)

43 >>@ScottPresler
·
2m
>>BREAKING

>>A Virginia judge ruled that the redistricting referendum CANNOT be certified because it is unconstitutional.

>>This comes directly after the narrow 51.5% - 48.5% vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (viF8m)

44 The Wall. Undefeated.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM (kbShR)

45 Nah, Ghislane was just there on a massive Caribbean island with Jeff and had no idea what was going on. You know how big those islands can get. Like, Cuba is almost the size of Great Britain.

Posted by: gKWVE holdin' onto that turnip truck at April 22, 2026 04:45 PM (y7qTK)

46

Ray Epps? Connected to the SPLC?

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 04:45 PM (dIske)

47 Ghislane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

48
In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

I saw that grifting shitbird just had to chime in about the election outcome in Virginia.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 22, 2026 04:45 PM (xG4kz)

49 Gotta say it. Laurene Jobs is not a bad-looking gal.

She's no Melissa Gates.
Posted by: Cicero

Of course. She's not a guy.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

50 In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)
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Does it contain an ex-cook who drowned parasailing in a pond?

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

51 26 that is Ghislaine Maxwell, and there were quite a few who hit it.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:46 PM (p4NUW)

52 I think Patel has already filed a lawsuit. I think he'll get some sweet Apple cash.

In DC, if I'm not mistaken. He'll be lucky to get a set of Air Pods and a non-apology apology.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vTZFs)

53 Someone paid Ray Epps trip and lawyers

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

54 Billionaire men, do us all a favor and put a clause in the will preventing your crazy widows from spending all of your money on left-wing crazy.

Undeserving stupid social justice warriors armed with their dead husbands' billions are a serious threat to western civilization.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2026 04:47 PM (guGkK)

55 that is Ghislaine Maxwell, and there were quite a few who hit it.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:46 PM (p4NUW)

You know aside from suborning pedophillia and probably banging Bill and Epstein and thr Dem football team and...

Nevermind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (zZu0s)

56 Be glad there's not any Moochell bikini pics.
*waves face*

Posted by: torabora at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (TJtMh)

57 I think Patel's lawsuit was already shitcanned.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (kbShR)

58 Henry Ford would never have left behind the Ford Foundation if he knew what they would be funding, but what are you going to do? Nobody lives forever.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (kd1a0)

59 In DC, if I'm not mistaken. He'll be lucky to get a set of Air Pods and a non-apology apology.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vTZFs)
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In DC, he'd lose the countersuit on the basis that he's a big Trump poo-poo-head.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

60 Undeserving stupid social justice warriors armed with their dead husbands' billions are a serious threat to western civilization.

She had to put out for Jobs, so I'm sure she thinks she deserves it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

61 What's up with that stupid name "Ghislaine," anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

62 57 I think Patel's lawsuit was already shitcanned.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (kbShR)

I believe that was a different case from earlier ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (2/T3Z)

63 Let's try this again.

>>@JewishWarrior13

>>🚨BREAKING 🚨 VA referendum lawsuits: The Tazewell Circuit Court has declared the referendum to be unconstitutional. The judge issued an injunction preventing the certification of the election results and rejected a request to suspend the ruling during the appeal. A final order will be prepared and entered, after which an immediate appeal is expected.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

64 39 Jizz-lane Maxwell...
Posted by: Axeman at

Sigh. ZhE - Lin. Or if you want it to be Englishafied. gee-lane.

Bulg, don’t beat me up on my made up word. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (p4NUW)

65 Someone paid Ray Epps trip and lawyers
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)
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Busting Ray Epps would be a cherry on top of all this.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

66 Everything from the Left is an op. And part of a larger op. That is part of a still larger op. All are parts of The Big Op working to destroy the US from within. While making the made men and women in the command and control structure of The Big Op wealthy and politically powerful. That structure seems to be like a spider web. This particular web is enormous yet tight and very resistant to penetration, escape, and destruction.

I never thought for a minute what I wrote above could be reality. Rather than the plot of a fanciful political conspiracy novel or movie.

God protect President Trump and those he has chosen to lead the departments and agencies of the Federal Government.

Posted by: Gref at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (5rh/l)

67 If I got that kind of money overnight, I'd be an absolute monster. Nations would have to establish entire new units of their militaries just to deal with this new global threat of a Waraiotoko With Fuck You Money.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Ot/FD)

68 Wonder if Maxwell and Katy Perry ever got in on that action personally. We know Perry was on the flight log. We also have some good cause to see Perry as a pervert with no sense of other peoples' boundaries.
Psychos and perverts don't care if they can get half the men in the country. They just like power and making people feel powerless.
Sorry, I'm making myself angry and that's not good for us.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (y7qTK)

69 I think Patel's lawsuit was already shitcanned.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (kbShR)

I saw that. I 'think' thats a different lawsuit against some other outlet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)

70 Henry Ford would never have left behind the Ford Foundation if he knew what they would be funding, but what are you going to do? Nobody lives forever.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Henry Ford was a big racist and Jew-hater. He'd probably be totes cool with it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

71 61 What's up with that stupid name "Ghislaine," anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

It’s French. And it’s what my French mom wanted to name me. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (p4NUW)

72 This is becoming to complicated for me. It's like a big incestuous trailerpark full of inbred hillbillies.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)

73 Be glad you’re not looking at contemporary Nancy Pelosi bikini pics.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (kd1a0)

74 The age of just make shit up and print it is in full swing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (DIbRX)

75 I think Patel's lawsuit was already shitcanned.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Different lawsuit.

Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

76 Henry Ford was a big racist and Jew-hater. He'd probably be totes cool with it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Agree. Plus he had plenty of a progressive side.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)

77 The former Mrs. Jobs is 62. I imagine I'd you have that much money you can pay really well for various treatments for personal upkeep

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Jtz/H)

78 Bulg, don’t beat me up on my made up word. 🤣
Posted by: Piper

Piper, I would never try to beat you up.

Because you would kick my ass.

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)

79 Henry Ford would never have left behind the Ford Foundation if he knew what they would be funding, but what are you going to do? Nobody lives forever.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

See also, Sam Walton

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (guGkK)

80 I think Patel's lawsuit was already shitcanned.

I believe that was a different one involving MSNBC but the disputed claims were similar.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (vTZFs)

81 Kamaunist sure looked tanked many times in public

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

82
That Jobs/Harris headline in Fortune is unfortunate, considering this story...

Emerson Collective founder and president Laurene Powell Jobs used a Wall Street Journal essay Friday to challenge what she described as a troubling trend in modern philanthropy: wealthy donors using their charitable contributions as leverage to dictate policy and assert control over communities.

https://tinyurl.com/bdsa5ftb

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

83 Henry used to put his books in the glovebox of new cars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:52 PM (kbShR)

84 Jizz-lane Maxwell...
Posted by: Axeman at

Sigh. ZhE - Lin. Or if you want it to be Englishafied. gee-lane.

Bulg, don’t beat me up on my made up word. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:49 PM (p4NUW)
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You'll understand if I prefer my version?

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

85 9th circus of appeals bitch slaps Gavin Newsom’s anti-ICE law.

Posted by: Heroq at April 22, 2026 04:52 PM (6Hdrx)

86 So it seems, and maybe we're finally witnessing an in-country tit for tat battle with real teeth.

Admin. v. NYT crybaby USAID propagandists, grifters and hangers-on article. Yada, yada.

Admin. (Patel) v. SPLC.

Tyler O'Neil, a journalist and author, testified before the House Oversight Subcommittee on DOGE regarding foreign aid spending. He is a senior editor at The Daily Signal and was a finalist for "Best DOGE Reporting" in 2025.

O'Neil testified on February 26, 2025, before the House Oversight subcommittee regarding "America Last: How Foreign Aid Undermined U.S. Interests Around the World."
Biography (in part): Tyler O’Neil Tyler O’Neil is senior editor at The Daily Signal and author of two books: “Making Hate Pay: The Corruption of the Southern Poverty Law Center,” and “The Woketopus: The Dark Money Cabal Manipulating the Federal Government.” He graduated in 2012 with a Bachelor of Arts in History at Hillsdale College. He interned with the National Journalism Center and studied journalism at the Leadership Institute.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 22, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)

87 When you can't get it past the Ninth Circus.....

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:53 PM (kbShR)

88 Is it wrong of me to admire Ghislaine’s titties?

Posted by: Heroq at April 22, 2026 04:53 PM (6Hdrx)

89 The Democrat media, judiciary, NGO ratfck machine. They coordinate literally everything they do!

Posted by: Frank Reynolds at April 22, 2026 04:54 PM (s+Nob)

90 The age of just make shit up and print it is in full swing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (DIbRX)
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Out: The Information Age
In: We Con You All the Time Age.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

91 3rd times a charm.

>>@LeadingReport
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19m
>>JUST IN: Virginia Circuit Judge blocks new Congressional map after election.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:54 PM (viF8m)

92 Yellow Dog Journalism.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:54 PM (kbShR)

93 I guess eventually even the dimmest people can learn.

Mark Cuban is moving on from Kamala Harris.

When asked at POLITICO’s Health Care Summit Tuesday whether he wants to see the former vice president run for the nation’s top job again, Cuban quickly responded, “No.”

“Don’t remember, don’t care,” he said when asked to recall her health care message during her short-lived 2024 presidential campaign. “Those days are gone.”

Harris signaled earlier this month she’s seriously considering entering the 2028 Democratic field.

“Listen, I might, I might. I’m thinking about it,” Harris told the Rev. Al Sharpton at the National Action Network convention in New York.

https://is.gd/fOfBYm

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

94 Is it wrong of me to admire Ghislaine’s titties?
Posted by: Heroq at April 22, 2026 04:53 PM (6Hdrx)

Meh. It's a venial sin at best. Enjoy.

Posted by: Ask Your Bishop at April 22, 2026 04:55 PM (guGkK)

95 >>BREAKING

>>A Virginia judge ruled that the redistricting referendum CANNOT be certified because it is unconstitutional.

>>This comes directly after the narrow 51.5% - 48.5% vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:44 PM

Virginia judge found floating face down unresponsive in his pool.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 22, 2026 04:55 PM (0N4FZ)

96 We haz our own Boazberg?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:55 PM (kbShR)

97 Government by Mean Girls

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 22, 2026 04:55 PM (gpQ8/)

98 Too old.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:56 PM (kbShR)

99 Two sane rulings in one day both in blue states.
Man I’m buying a lottery ticket, something is in the air.

Posted by: Heroq at April 22, 2026 04:56 PM (6Hdrx)

100 >>JUST IN: Virginia Circuit Judge blocks new Congressional map after election.

It's going to be very interesting. The referendum should never have been approved by the court, given that the language used to frame it was so biased and partisan.

Restore fairness? GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

101
What's up with that stupid name "Ghislaine," anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

It’s French. And it’s what my French mom wanted to name me. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 04:50 PM (p4NUW)

I can just see Piper slapping her mom upside the head as a newborn for suggesting a French name.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (y9nCu)

102 Virginia judge found floating face down unresponsive in his pool.......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Hey, Obama's chef, how's it going?

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

103 56 Be glad there's not any Moochell bikini pics.
*waves face*
Posted by: torabora

Oh, I can help you with that! https://tinyurl.com/r2a7sytv

The Daily Mail had a whole article in 2023 about EXCLUSIVE: Michelle Obama enjoys a snorkeling session with a shirtless Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson in Italy - before climbing aboard Steven Spielberg's $250 MILLION superyacht

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

104 So, if the Atlantic broke the Patel "story" to cover for the SPLC, isn't there some kind of crime that can be charged--like maybe something along the lines of obstruction?

We know that no Pub is going to win in a DC court, because Pubs can't be taken as the "victim" by these idealogues.

It's why the progs don't care so much about that retard shoving a 110-pound reporter lady and more about how he wants to leave the country, because people have been mean to him since he shoved that 110-pound reporter lady.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

105 How can you base law on what other states do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (kbShR)

106 What's up with that stupid name "Ghislaine," anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

It’s French. And it’s what my French mom wanted to name me. Lol.

Are you, by chance, a conehead?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (Riz8t)

107 Busting Ray Epps would be a cherry on top of all this.
Posted by: Axeman

Yes it would as Epps is a lying POS with no moral compass. He conveniently receives a misdemeanor charge for events on Jan. 6th and gets a 1 year probation sentence from Judge Boasberg....how convenient and coincidental!

Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (oiNtH)

108 88 Is it wrong of me to admire Ghislaine’s titties?
Posted by: Heroq at April 22, 2026 04:53 PM (6Hdrx)
_______
They're pretty good. Certainly better than Lauren's.

Of course, you know what that makes this thread into.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (AlhUl)

109 96 We haz our own Boazberg?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:55 PM (kbShR)
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Boasberg is one odd looking dude. The only liberal judge who looks odder is Gordon Gallagher from Colorado. He looks like a fake person right out of Dick Tracy

Posted by: 496 at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (MAwnQ)

110
O.K., Ghislaine should get a work release from country club prison to do a supporting role in "Caged Heat 6"

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (Y8DZL)

111 105 How can you base law on what other states do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (kbShR)

I am the law!!!
- Gov. Spanny

Posted by: Heroq at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (6Hdrx)

112 57 I think Patel's lawsuit was already shitcanned.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Different lawsuit against a different guy, not the Atlantic nor its reported story at issue here.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)

113 What's up with that stupid name "Ghislaine," anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

Her parents were Brits.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 22, 2026 04:59 PM (8avO+)

114 The fake Jennifer Siebel Newsome trip Alabama to show her kids hate crimes and now we find out they were all fake SPLC hit jobs.

The layers of lies in the lib fantasy world is like peeling an artichoke.

Posted by: Ripley at April 22, 2026 04:59 PM (GUOwU)

115 I have a hunch the other lawsuit that got thrown out will be resubmitted and acted on.

Posted by: DanMan at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (8uzBS)

116 Remember:
$130,000 was enough to convict Trump of 34 felonies.
Up to 4 years in prison for each count.

How many felonies is $3 million?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (tUP1A)

117 I can just see Piper slapping her mom upside the head as a newborn for suggesting a French name.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Piper's real name is from the Pawnee language, and translates into English as "Kale Slay Queen."

Posted by: Bulg at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (77rzZ)

118 I saw a snippet of the Patel's press conference on SPLC. The reporters were literally yelling at Kash about the Atlantic story. No questions about SPLC.

They're all in on it.

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (G0vdT)

119 105 How can you base law on what other states do?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I'm pretty sure you can at least refer to other states for guiding examples on how to rule, if there wasn't a Constitutional bar to it locally or Federally.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (y7qTK)

120 Scott Adams (RIP) called this quite a while ago.

And, I'm not convinced that the SPLC wasn't covering ALL the bases. It seems the charges reflect paying fringe groups to act a certain way to benefit the Left. But, we'd be stupid to think that they wouldn't, also, pay the usual suspect media outlets (large and small) to cover the story a specific way. And, obviously there is coordination which is plainly seen in the way always seem to apply the very same language and accusations. (the ole Rush Limbaugh montage of media statements perfectly matching up is statistically impossible, but happens again and again)

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske)

121 100 >>JUST IN: Virginia Circuit Judge blocks new Congressional map after election.

It's going to be very interesting. The referendum should never have been approved by the court, given that the language used to frame it was so biased and partisan.

Restore fairness? GFY.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

If it gets overturned by the VA SC, that won't be the reason.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (tOcjL)

122
Truly it is heartwarming that Lauren Powell Jobs is helping humanity by employing the wealth she created with hard work and entrepreneurial spirit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:01 PM (tgvbd)

123 If state B does C then State A does D? Sounds like bullshit to me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (kbShR)

124 19m
>>JUST IN: Virginia Circuit Judge blocks new Congressional map after election.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 04:54 PM (viF8m)
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Overruled.

Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (G0vdT)

125 Robert Maxwell was Jewish, in fact with Israeli connections. Not culturally a "Brit".

Posted by: gKWVE at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (y7qTK)

126 Yes, unfortunately.

I hate letchin' on evil chicks.
Posted by: Bulg
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Conversely?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (rzTfK)

127 I guess eventually even the dimmest people can learn.

Mark Cuban is moving on from Kamala Harris.

I think that he just leaned to move on from a bad investment, not about what is actually good and just for the country. He'll support the next shitty Democrat candidate for POTUS just with a different last name.

Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (oiNtH)

128 Does anyone even read The Atlantic ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (2/T3Z)

129 They're all in on it.
Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (G0vdT)
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Yup. There's not a honest bone in our press.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

130
Not gonna look at a Big Mike bathing suit site

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Y8DZL)

131 Does anyone even read The Atlantic ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (2/T3Z)
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Not after I wipe myself.

That's gross.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)

132 I think that he just leaned to move on from a bad investment, not about what is actually good and just for the country. He'll support the next shitty Democrat candidate for POTUS just with a different last name.

He has delusions of running himself, or at least being a kingmaker.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

133 I used to wave hop in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:03 PM (kbShR)

134 Jennifer Seibel Newsom is the Lauren Powell Jobs of Dr. Jill Bidens

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:03 PM (RIvkX)

135 Ghislane was a cooz, she did have a banging body though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2026 05:03 PM (XV/Pl)

136 Don't get me wrong, there are probably a lot of the press with bones in them.

Just none of them are honest bones.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (Fi81e)

137 >>Robert Maxwell was Jewish, in fact with Israeli connections. Not culturally a "Brit".

Were your parents first cousins?

Because, it seems like your parents were first cousins.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (ytyaf)

138 https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/ title30/chapter1/section30-19/

Posted by: Nova Local at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (tOcjL)

139
Does anyone even read The Atlantic ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (2/T3Z)

_____________

No. Little mags are and have always been some rich benefactor's vanity project.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (tgvbd)

140 Does anyone even read The Atlantic ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (2/T3Z)
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No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (RIvkX)

141 Put on a burqa Yoko.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (kbShR)

142 >>Jennifer Seibel Newsom is the Lauren Powell Jobs of Dr. Jill Bidens

Very well done.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2026 05:04 PM (ytyaf)

143 If it gets overturned by the VA SC, that won't be the reason.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 22, 2026 05:00 PM (tOcjL)
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You shouldn't be able to lie to your citizens on a proposal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

144 Sooo many need to be hunted and fed to the fields of the impaled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 05:05 PM (snZF9)

145 Who thinks SPLC is the only organization doing it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 05:06 PM (rzTfK)

146 No indictments yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:06 PM (kbShR)

147 The biggest issue on the VA amendment is that it was passed while voting was already occuring for the next general assembly. Thus, in the link I posted, the "Such amendment or amendments shall thereupon stand referred to the General Assembly at its first regular session held after the next general election of members of the House of Delegates" clause is theoretically violated...although we're probably gonna have a very interesting discussion of what the definition of "is" is...b/c what is a general election - the day of the vote or the entire voting period.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 22, 2026 05:06 PM (tOcjL)

148 Wow, what a great way for the SPLC to look innocent.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 22, 2026 05:06 PM (NZIuw)

149 azfamily 3TV CBS 5
2d
In the article, posted on the magazine’s website Friday, author Sarah Fitzpatrick said Patel is deeply concerned about losing his job and that “he has good reasons to think so — including some having to do with what witnesses described to

(Reportedly, she's the former Senior Investigative Producer and Story Editor for NBC News where she lead award winning investigations and special projects for NBC and MSNBC...)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 22, 2026 05:07 PM (NFX2v)

150 Who thinks SPLC is the only organization doing it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 05:06 PM (rzTfK)
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That wouldn't be me.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

151 The comment from the ex FBI guy that went on MSNBC that the judge just tossed was the seed planted 10 months ago, lets dig up the communications to prove it.

Posted by: DanMan at April 22, 2026 05:07 PM (8uzBS)

152 After seeing Big Mike's keister, I surprised somebody didn't scuttle the yacht.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 05:07 PM (Fbc0I)

153 Does anyone even read The Atlantic ?
____

Journalists. It's part of the bubble they live in that insulates them from the discomfort of reality.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 22, 2026 05:07 PM (Dv3i1)

154
I haven't spent much time at AOS-HQ recently, but holy cow, somebody must have green-lit a brand new anti-anti-semitism initiative here.

Was Barnea personally involved in this new initiative?

It's a serious question.

We're talking psy-ops upon psy-ops upon psy-ops.

Do y'all ever get confused as to what exactly y'all's current roles are supposed to be, on a weekly/daily/hourly basis?

I wonder if Netanyahu and Barnea are at one anothers' throats?

PS: Nice Khazarian Milkers on Ghislaine.

Might/Would...

Posted by: David Ben Gurion at April 22, 2026 05:08 PM (mcvmf)

155 WTF is the meaning of the word "to" as regards the current not-so-red line with the IRGC?

As in "three TO five days."

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 22, 2026 05:08 PM (KiBMU)

156 Of course, you know what that makes this thread into.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 22, 2026 04:58 PM (AlhUl)

Don't be silly. All threads are boob threads, unless otherwise specified.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (DwqWV)

157 Is there an otter in that pic with Ghislaine and the other chick? I'm just asking.

Posted by: turambar at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (Q0yOR)

158 Truly it is heartwarming that Lauren Powell Jobs is helping humanity by employing the wealth she created with hard work and entrepreneurial spirit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:01 PM (tgvbd)

Heh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (wVcYX)

159 TBH these fvckers are more crafty than I thought.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (RIvkX)

160 Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are both fall down blackout drunks.... oh wait, that would be truth in reporting.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (DIbRX)

161 Operation Round River - wut?

@jsolomonReports predicts that the SPLC case is only the beginning of what's to come from this DOJ:

“I think we’re about to enter into a period of MAAA. Make America Accountable Again. I think with Pam Bondi moved aside, the speed at which the Justice Department will move on things that have been working in the system for months is picking up.
I think in the summer and fall, we are going to talk a lot more about a case called "Operation Round River. Its goal was to neutralize anyone who would dare suggest there was a corrupt relationship between Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian Government or the Ukrainian company Burisma.
All the people I’ve talked to in government think that Round River may be the most JAW-DROPPING of the four codename investigations that targeted Donald Trump and his followers.”

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (3ImbR)

162 From the last thread:

>> Vought cuts kill people’: Aids activists interrupt Trump budget chief hearing. An estimated 262,915 adults and 518,428 children died in the first year of cuts to aid, according to Impact Counter. By 2030, the cuts will likely lead to 14 million deaths, 4.5 million of them among children, according to a study in the Lancet.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 22, 2026 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

I can tell an asspull when I see one. Despite the precision, I doubt they can name a single actual person whose death would have been prevented by USAID. That "estimated" number is no doubt a calculation based on assumptions; and anyone can make their own assumptions, such as that it was a grifting and agitation cutout for the DNC and CIA, saving nobody.

Posted by: SciVo at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (Sy6m/)

163 130
Not gonna look at a Big Mike bathing suit site
Posted by: Auspex
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Anterior or posterior?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (rzTfK)

164 152 After seeing Big Mike's keister, I surprised somebody didn't scuttle the yacht.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 22, 2026 05:07 PM (Fbc0I)

Shoulda nuked it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (DwqWV)

165
If Kamala Harris were a cenobite...

She'd have a broken coconut for a head with a bottle of Val-U-Rite strapped to her mouth with barbed wire and leather straps.

And she'd say things like:

"Oh, pilgrim! The significance of pain is the pain of significance! Such sights you shall see when seeing such sights!"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2026 05:10 PM (iJfKG)

166 ...b/c what is a general election - the day of the vote or the entire voting period.
Posted by: Nova Local

It's both!
-CJ John Roberts

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 22, 2026 05:10 PM (Dv3i1)

167
"Director Patel, what about your gaffes?!"
-Reporterette Sarah

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:10 PM (RIvkX)

168 Did I miss the part where the SPLC and The Atlantic knew there was an imminent indictment coming down?

More leaks at the DOJ/FBI?

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2026 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

169 It's a tax.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:10 PM (kbShR)

170 The reason I believe the Virginia referendum will be overturned is that the proper procedures for a proposed constitutional amendment were not followed. Good write up at GP.
Procedures we don't need no stinking procedures

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2026 05:11 PM (gu0hJ)

171 Virginia will find some dog catching Commissar Judge to overturn that blocking

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)

172 Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are both fall down blackout drunks.... oh wait, that would be truth in reporting.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2026 05:09 PM (DIbRX)
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Recent deep source I saw said that Bill Clinton was a coked-fiend, always on the make, governor, who let the DEA use Arkansas as a drug hub, and that's where his 1992 campaign really came from.

Since then the Clinton family has been "mobbed up" with government agents.

Sure explains a lot, and how Hillary thinks that she should be able to coast as a drunkard.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)

173 As in "three TO five days."
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 22, 2026 05:08 PM (KiBMU)
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It means more attacks in 24-48 hours.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (RIvkX)

174 JackStraw has been ringing the Ukraine bell for years and he's about to be vindicated when this (Op Round Riv.) is all exposed.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (3ImbR)

175 That's what I call audacity - accusing Patel of being an out of control drunkard, and at the same time being a fine friend and a huge supporter of Kamala, of all people. Kamala is so apparently drunk every time she is in front of an audience, who covers her complete ignorance on all subjects with hee-hawing unjustifiable laughter, and when she does manage to spew out some words, they make no sense. This Jobs woman has got some nerve, I'll give her that.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (rt1xc)

176 House GOP majority went up temporarily. Georgia Democrat Congressman David Scott is mort today. That seat will probably not be filled for about 40 days unless a runoff occurs.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)

177 170 The reason I believe the Virginia referendum will be overturned is that the proper procedures for a proposed constitutional amendment were not followed. Good write up at GP.
Procedures we don't need no stinking procedures
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2026 05:11 PM (gu0hJ)
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I know in WI, a amendment has to be approved by the voters and passed in two consecutive legislative sessions.

Posted by: WisRich at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (G0vdT)

178 More leaks at the DOJ/FBI?
Posted by: WisRich

Sure do look that way, no?

Posted by: MkY at April 22, 2026 05:14 PM (q6tQZ)

179 ""Do y'all ever get confused as to what exactly y'all's current roles are supposed to be, on a weekly/daily/hourly basis?""

Hmm, no confusion here. I'm pretty consistent in my reincarnated ancient barbarian self. I just haven't figured out if I was a warlord or warrior poet. The search continues...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 05:14 PM (snZF9)

180 Kamala could make a good living posing for pictures with average looking females, for a fee.

She definitely brings out the best in a Bloomingdale's 6.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2026 05:14 PM (ytyaf)

181
It means more attacks in 24-48 hours.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (RIvkX)

___________

*KABOOOOOM!*

"Hmmm. My watch must be fast."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:14 PM (tgvbd)

182 BIG ASS TITTIES.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 22, 2026 05:15 PM (706cY)

183 117 I can just see Piper slapping her mom upside the head as a newborn for suggesting a French name.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Except my mom was actually French. I am a first generation American on my mom’s side. My middle name is very French - it is hard to escape when English is your mother’s second language.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:15 PM (p4NUW)

184 Never going to look for pics, but I can only assume any women's bathing suit worn by Big Mike was personally commissioned and the crotchal area is woven out of Mithril, so as to prevent anything, er, springing forth.

Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2026 05:15 PM (oqH4h)

185 she was or is one of Disney's biggest shareholders as well, when Jobs died and she got control of his shares it's no surprise Disney took a hard left

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2026 05:16 PM (ubCxQ)

186 There's another organization called "Indivisible" that was instrumental in all those "No Kings" protests. They are, arguably, a subcontractor of the US Intelligence community that initially was handling a lot of the overseas work shaping politics in various countries. They are well financed (no one seems to know from where), and rumor has it that a bunch of the terminated intelligence employees gravitated towards them upon leaving.

So, don't think that the SPLC is the only organization out there throwing dollars around to shape events.

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 05:16 PM (dIske)

187 125 Robert Maxwell was Jewish, in fact with Israeli connections. Not culturally a "Brit".
Posted by: gKWVE

He was born a Czech before WWII I think. Original name, Jan Ludvik Hoch.

Posted by: whig at April 22, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv)

188 As in "three TO five days."
Posted by: M. Gaga at April 22, 2026 05:08 PM (KiBMU)
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It means more attacks in 24-48 hours.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2026 05:13 PM (RIvkX)

Achmed has a long mustache.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2026 05:16 PM (wVcYX)

189 100 >>JUST IN: Virginia Circuit Judge blocks new Congressional map after election.

It's going to be very interesting. The referendum should never have been approved by the court, given that the language used to frame it was so biased and partisan.

Restore fairness? GFY.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

'Fair' is a term they love to use. The rich must pay their FAIR share! Elections must be free and FAIR! Laws must be FAIR to everyone! Justice must be FAIR.

The word/term, used in a political context, must poll very favorable in the Dem's focus groups and internal polls. Why not? Everyone wants everything to ideally, be FAIR.

Professional propagandists, including psychologists who specialize in group persuasion and motivation, know precisely what words to use and in what contexts for specific political target groups.

The Left is nothing but propagandists. Some write it; many, many disseminate it.

Posted by: Gref at April 22, 2026 05:16 PM (5rh/l)

190 Her friend has a set of melons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2026 05:16 PM (HinvH)

191 Except my mom was actually French. I am a first generation American on my mom’s side. My middle name is very French - it is hard to escape when English is your mother’s second language.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:15 PM (p4NUW)

I'm a first generation American on my Moms side too... Though Sweden not France..

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2026 05:17 PM (2/T3Z)

192 And speaking of BIG ASS TITTIES.

Pam Bondi "stepping aside" seems to have removed a log jam at the DoJ with regards to all the BULL SHIT.

Coincidence?

Posted by: GigantorX at April 22, 2026 05:17 PM (706cY)

193 Hmm, no confusion here. I'm pretty consistent in my reincarnated ancient barbarian self. I just haven't figured out if I was a warlord or warrior poet. The search continues...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 05:14 PM (snZF9)
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Go with "samurai" so you can be both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2026 05:17 PM (gnNyN)

194 My middle name is very French

==

Genevieve? Yvonne ? Jeanne??

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 05:18 PM (GD0B3)

195 Genevieve!

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 05:18 PM (GD0B3)

196 * I read minds

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 05:18 PM (GD0B3)

197 "Kamala is so apparently drunk every time she is in front of an audience, who covers her complete ignorance on all subjects with hee-hawing unjustifiable laughter, and when she does manage to spew out some words, they make no sense.
Posted by: washrivergal"

She seems stoned to me. Maybe drunk and stoned at times..

Posted by: Ripley at April 22, 2026 05:18 PM (GUOwU)

198 I’ve been away driving all day… but all I can say about this one is: G Maxwell has huge, very nice bazoombas!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 22, 2026 05:18 PM (/iXAp)

199 Pam Bondi "stepping aside" seems to have removed a log jam at the DoJ with regards to all the BULL SHIT.

Coincidence?
Posted by: GigantorX at April 22, 2026 05:17 PM (706cY)
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Bondi put together the gran juries in Florida who are doing a lot of this.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

200
The MFM's been working overtime lately. The Patel crap; "MAGA is abandoning Trump" stories; "Trump was locked out of the Pentagon, and denied access to nuclear codes because he was erratic" stories, etc.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)

201 If state B does C then State A does D? Sounds like bullshit to me.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:02 PM (kbShR)

Sounds like a chorus in a song.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 22, 2026 05:19 PM (g8Ew8)

202 I request my fair share of big ass melon titties.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2026 05:20 PM (wVcYX)

203 Are you, by chance, a conehead?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 22, 2026 04

Yes.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:20 PM (p4NUW)

204 Tech billionaires are worse than the fucking Russians.
And so are their side pieces.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 22, 2026 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

205
News to me about Bill Gates' ex.

I thought hanging with Epstein was her grounds for divorce

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2026 05:20 PM (Y8DZL)

206 It's #Fake and #Gay all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2026 05:20 PM (l7fPC)

207 Oh, I can help you with that! https://tinyurl.com/r2a7sytv

The Daily Mail had a whole article in 2023 about EXCLUSIVE: Michelle Obama enjoys a snorkeling session with a shirtless Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson in Italy - before climbing aboard Steven Spielberg's $250 MILLION superyacht
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

Yoooouuuuu d*******ck!

Posted by: Nelly at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (6+ehB)

208 Who? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (2Ez/1)

209 Ghislane has some gazongas
Posted by: ballistic at April 22, 2026 04:38 PM (oqH4h)

Despite her well-documented evil, she is a One.

Posted by: stacy abrams at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (utfVc)

210 194 My middle name is very French

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Genevieve? Yvonne ? Jeanne??
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026

Yvonne is my sister’s middle name.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (p4NUW)

211 Another AWFL, from the Daily Mail:

A Condé Nast writer who owns a stunning $2.2 million brownstone home in Brooklyn proudly admitted to shoplifting because she believes it is not 'morally wrong' to steal from corporations.

The New Yorker contributor Jia Tolentino, 37, claimed stealing food from Whole Foods Market is not 'very significant' because the supermarket, which is owned by Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos, can afford the losses and mistreats its workers.

She admitted to pilfering small-value items, including lemons, to The New York Times during a sit-down with millionaire communist Hasan Piker and culture editor Nadja Spiegelman in a conversation about the rise of 'micro-looting' from shops.

Posted by: beckster at April 22, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)

212 182 BIG ASS TITTIES.
Posted by: GigantorX at April 22, 2026 05:15 PM (706cY)

What, pray tell, are ass titties? Or do I not want to know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2026 05:23 PM (DwqWV)

213 f Kamala Harris were a cenobite...

She'd have a broken coconut for a head with a bottle of Val-U-Rite strapped to her mouth with barbed wire and leather straps.

And she'd say things like:

"Oh, pilgrim! The significance of pain is the pain of significance! Such sights you shall see when seeing such sights!"
Posted by: naturalfake
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ROTFLMAO!!!! 🤣

Posted by: lin-duh at April 22, 2026 05:23 PM (9U6Wl)

214 I guess it's a boob thread.

Posted by: Just got here at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (2Ez/1)

215 Genevieve? Yvonne ? Jeanne??
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026

Yvonne is my sister’s middle name.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (p4NUW)

Ah so. So yours is Yvette.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (g8Ew8)

216 This ought to REALLY help him win his $250 million defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic.

Make Media Bankruptcies Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (l7fPC)

217 This seems pretty cut and dried.

>>@JonathanTurley
·
13m
>>We are having quite the night in the courts. A Virginia judge just blocked the state from certifying the results of Tuesday's congressional map referendum as unlawful. Judge Jack Hurley Jr., ruled that Democrats did not follow the correct procedure for a constitutional amendment....

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)

218 Waffle House 2.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:25 PM (kbShR)

219
Putting 2000 black men in prison for weed as California A G while you're using is a Dam hall of fame move for Kamala.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2026 05:25 PM (Y8DZL)

220 Oh, I can help you with that! https://tinyurl.com/r2a7sytv

The Daily Mail had a whole article in 2023 about EXCLUSIVE: Michelle Obama enjoys a snorkeling session with a shirtless Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson in Italy - before climbing aboard Steven Spielberg's $250 MILLION superyacht
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 22, 2026 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

Not clicking on that, hell no. But if there is no bulge, it won't be a camel toe either, but likely a moose knuckle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2026 05:25 PM (snZF9)

221 Escargot

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2026 05:25 PM (Cqx++)

222 "Ass" is a universal adverb.
Dumb ass
Slow ass
Fat ass
Sorry ass
etc...

Posted by: Grammar nerd at April 22, 2026 05:25 PM (2Ez/1)

223 >>We are having quite the night in the courts. A Virginia judge just blocked the state from certifying the results of Tuesday's congressional map referendum as unlawful. Judge Jack Hurley Jr., ruled that Democrats did not follow the correct procedure for a constitutional amendment....

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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Praise God.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

224 'micro-looting'
____________________

Sometimes it annoys me that language is so malleable. It allows people to soften and rationalize criminal behavior. Softening the blow used to be a kindness. Now it is a tool.

Posted by: Orson at April 22, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske)

225 Ghislane has some gazongas
Posted by: ballistic

Obviously IDF

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 22, 2026 05:26 PM (W5mpo)

226 Khazar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:26 PM (kbShR)

227 What, pray tell, are ass titties? Or do I not want to know?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 22, 2026 05:23 PM (DwqWV)

Kim KardASSian.

For the life of me, I have never gotten the clown ass look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 22, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

228 Passing through.

Grok says the Atlantic has 1.4 million paying subscribers....

Time to finish off cleaning the car before the Earth Day threads start showing up. I have a very special story about where I was when I found out Mother Gaia was actually flat.

Touching....trust me...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 22, 2026 05:27 PM (Sco7b)

229 Everything is an op with these nematodes. Absolutely everything. I wish we were as good at it.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 22, 2026 05:28 PM (V/2nV)

230 13m
>>We are having quite the night in the courts. A Virginia judge just blocked the state from certifying the results of Tuesday's congressional map referendum as unlawful. Judge Jack Hurley Jr., ruled that Democrats did not follow the correct procedure for a constitutional amendment....
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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That's one thing we can count on with the Left.

They get so excited about enacting their wish lists of unconstitutional items, they forget to cross the i's and dot the t's when it comes to the details.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2026 05:28 PM (gnNyN)

231 My middle name is very French

==

Genevieve? Yvonne ? Jeanne??
Posted by: runner

My name is Jeff.
Posted by: Channing Tatum

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2026 05:28 PM (/Vcgx)

232 A number of people have asked me about Lauren Powell Jobs ...

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BFF of Ghislaine Maxwell?

It's incestuousness all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2026 05:28 PM (l7fPC)

233
The Obama's are show biz folk.

Hope their production business just gets better now than Netflix dropped them.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (Y8DZL)

234 Anyone know offhand how many Trump judge nominees are being held up in DC?

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x)

235 $20 same as in town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (kbShR)

236 This ought to REALLY help him win his $250 million defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic.

and revive the $250m MSNBC/MSNOW suit as well

RICO! it's more that five now

Posted by: DanMan at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (8uzBS)

237 SCOVA has final word....

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (W5mpo)

238
Judge Jack Hurley Jr., ruled that Democrats did not follow the correct procedure for a constitutional amendment....
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)

___________

The Democrats will just say that it is "deemed" to have passed. Any legal challenges will be considered "insurrection".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (tgvbd)

239 Ghislaine has large breasts, I noticed.

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x)

240 215 Genevieve? Yvonne ? Jeanne??
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026

Yvonne is my sister’s middle name.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (p4NUW)

++++

Mimi? Nicole?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (rt1xc)

241
Yvonne is my sister’s middle name.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:21 PM (p4NUW)

___________

Céline? Charlotte? Marie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:31 PM (tgvbd)

242 Solange? Germaine?

Posted by: sal at April 22, 2026 05:31 PM (f+FmA)

243 CNN has just learned of a massive explosion in Tehran located near the Barry Sotero Gay Islamic Children's Learing Center.

CNN is also reporting that Rep. Hakeen Jefferies is introducing impeachment articles against President Obama for not defending the.....

LBTQERCVHYJIMGTRESDFHKIOPN+ Worldwide Communities.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 22, 2026 05:31 PM (xl8DV)

244 To get back to Cenobites, I actually prefer this version better. I was never really big on alien / horror movies or shows except that I enjoyed the first "Alien" movie:

https://tinyurl.com/5y8drwe2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2026 05:31 PM (a9Uqu)

245
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If so, it was in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

Posted by: (D)emocrats & The MSM at April 22, 2026 05:31 PM (vParu)

246 I was Kash Patel’s Sherpa ...

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That's some seriously racist cultural appropriation!

Imma so triggered right now and shaking so violently that I just lost a tooth ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2026 05:32 PM (l7fPC)

247 Eugenie!

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2026 05:32 PM (GD0B3)

248 The New Yorker contributor Jia Tolentino, 37, claimed stealing food from Whole Foods Market is not 'very significant' because the supermarket, which is owned by Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos, can afford the losses and mistreats its workers.
>>>>

Jia Tolentino met her husband, Andrew Daley, an architect, while they were students at the University of Virginia. In the essay "I Thee Dread" in her book Trick Mirror, Tolentino writes at length about her ambivalence toward marriage. Together, they have two children.

It must be A Wonderful Life being married to or raised by such a salt-of-the-Earth woman.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2026 05:32 PM (wVcYX)

249 There were a lot of Amys in those days.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 22, 2026 05:32 PM (kbShR)

250 Nood

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2026 05:32 PM (DIbRX)

251 Center NOOD.

Posted by: Axeman at April 22, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

252 That's one thing we can count on with the Left.

They get so excited about enacting their wish lists of unconstitutional items, they forget to cross the i's and dot the t's when it comes to the details.
__

Which is why they WILL pack SCOTUS and then the country is well and truly f*cked. You won't even believe the new "interpretations" of the Constitution that Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson and her four (or eight) new DEI Monsters will come up with.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at April 22, 2026 05:33 PM (qUkBO)

253
Ghislaine has large breasts, I noticed.

Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x)

______________

If asked later what the most important takeaway is from this post, every single normal guy will say, "Ghislaine has big bazooms."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2026 05:33 PM (tgvbd)

254 Mulva?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2026 05:33 PM (gu0hJ)

255
Even money Spanburger just goes ahead with the new districts in the general election.

Who would stop the new commie congress critters from being seated?

Republicans? Yeah, I kid.

Posted by: Auspex at April 22, 2026 05:34 PM (Y8DZL)

256 Laurene Powell Jobs is one of Kamala Harris' biggest bankrollers -- and closest friends.

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"Those "feminist" bitchez only made it riding on and profiting from the cocktails of some dude!"

/Hillary

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2026 05:35 PM (l7fPC)

257 Does it rhyme with a female body part?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 22, 2026 05:35 PM (2Ez/1)

258 Suzette? She's a fine maker of crepes, I am reliably informed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2026 05:36 PM (wVcYX)

259 Which is why they WILL pack SCOTUS and then the country is well and truly f*cked. You won't even believe the new "interpretations" of the Constitution that Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson and her four (or eight) new DEI Monsters will come up with.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at April 22, 2026 05:33 PM (qUkBO)

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"I do what's right and wait for the law to catch up with me."

-- OG Anti-American and -Constitution Commie DEI Hire Justice Thurgood Marshall (the original Affirmative Action Jackson)

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2026 05:39 PM (l7fPC)

260 NoVa Local, your cite from the Va constitution is what's had me confused from day one.
Any amendment is supposed to go through TWO successive GA approvals, and THEN to a popular vote.
This thing was one and done.
Here's hoping the court can read.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 22, 2026 05:39 PM (enw9G)

261 Except my mom was actually French. I am a first generation American on my mom’s side. My middle name is very French - it is hard to escape when English is your mother’s second language.
Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2026 05:15 PM (p4NUW)

Both of my parents were German immigrants; came over in 1956; i was born in 1970; my dad named me after his favorite race car driver of the time (Parnelli Jones)
I guess it's a parents prerogative; if I'd been able to have kids, chances are my kids would have had some kind of movie or book reference name.

Posted by: Nelly at April 22, 2026 06:01 PM (6+ehB)

262 - before climbing aboard Steven Spielberg's $250 MILLION superyacht
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Oximpic, the miracle drug can even melt the butt off a hog.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 22, 2026 06:01 PM (rzTfK)

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