Daily Tech News 21 April 2026

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Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple CEO after fifteen years of keeping the company in a very profitable holding pattern. (Tech Crunch)

A visionary? No.

But did he make the shareholders wealthy beyond the dreams of fieldmice? Yes.

He will be succeeded by John Ternus, Apple's President of Hardware Engineering.

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Speaking of fieldmice JPMorgan's datacenter in New Jersey got a $77 million tax break to employ one full-time worker. (Tom's Hardware)

Do you know what hamster chow goes for these days?
New cost-effective HUDIMMs show a 50% reduction in bandwidth when compared with regular DDR5 modules. (Tom's Hardware)

The H in HUDIMM stands for Half.

Literally.
You might wonder how the Big Three memory makers are treating the employees that are making unthinkable profits thinkable. Well, SK Hynix workers are staring down the barrel of nearly half a million dollars in bonuses. (Tom's Hardware)

This year. It could be close to a million next year.

Meanwhile across the road at Samsung workers are threatening to go on strike demanding even more than that.
The EU launched its own age verification app. It was hacked in two minutes. (Politico)
"It is fully open source. Everyone can check the code," von der Leyen said.
And then they did.

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Disclaimer: And your little wallaby too!

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 04:30 AM (5UTWB)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:30 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Exercise time!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 04:31 AM (5UTWB)

4 ONT notified

Posted by: BEN R. at April 21, 2026 04:32 AM (Sy6m/)

5 /sock off

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 04:32 AM (Sy6m/)

6 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 04:41 AM (VyBeY)

7 20 Posts from Doug Ross Substack
https://tinyurl.com/43cc9smp

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Woke up in middle of night , reading a bit to get sleepy again. Saw Labor Secretary resigned, forgot about her. Always was thought to be Trump’s worst cabinet pick, looks like she ran the office like it was a set for a telenovelo. So bad it’s almost funny. Well she’s gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 04:51 AM (Fmj+u)

9 Apple has really done well as a corporation. Now, with new leadership they need to look at space, the Moon, Mars, - think big, think outside of the box.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 04:54 AM (Fbc0I)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2026 05:00 AM (sAmhv)

11 Guessing the Labor Sec was a bit too tied into the unions. PDT gave the union rep a chance and now he needs a union buster. I wonder if Mr nec wants to come out of retirement? That was part of his career. Profit and union taming. They go hand in hand.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 05:03 AM (wy9FP)

12 Yesterday's glimpses of God moments:

I was out for lunch with a friend. We hadn't seen each other for a while. While sitting in a restaurant another woman came with a beautiful tee shirt in colorful script which read, "Creator". That reminded me of the creator - God Then when I went to a little store nearby I passed a car which had on the back bumper a sticker which said, " I hope something good happens to today. " I thought that was very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:07 AM (zMLZ6)

13 I should be gone already

Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:14 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Man from Norway writes on "Blanket of Blessing" and 1st Kings 19:15-21. An "Upper Room" devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/suvhxxr9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:22 AM (Nx5jP)

15 >>>That was part of his career. Profit and union taming. They go hand in hand.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

>But can you tame that trouser weasel, at least long enough to serve your term?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 05:24 AM (Fbc0I)

16 Coach from opposing baseball team commends a boy for his mentoring and support of his fellow team members. "Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4rpzcbr5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:35 AM (ix8EF)

17 @FenelonSpoke: The one I've seen lately was:

"I hope something good happens to you today!"

I love that one.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

18 And now, the content:

He will be succeeded by John Ternus, Apple's President of Hardware Engineering.

That could be a good decision, so long as Ternus is an engineer himself.

New cost-effective HUDIMMs show a 50% reduction in bandwidth when compared with regular DDR5 modules.

And let me guess, we can't have any of that either?

Well, SK Hynix workers are staring down the barrel of nearly half a million dollars in bonuses.

Prediction: Memory quality is going to drop sharply in the months following the payout of those bonuses. (Hookers and blow are a hell of a distraction.)

The EU launched its own age verification app. It was hacked in two minutes.

{ Nelson: Ha-ha! }

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 05:47 AM (O7YUW)

19 My phone is again not sending out text messages. Anyone know why this happens and what. I can do to correct it? I think somebody told me this before but I've forgotten the answer. Sorry . Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:48 AM (PFs9e)

20 -" The man of many handles" seems to be under the impression that I am reporting him to the Cobs. In my entire time here I think I wrote to Ace once about an anti semetic troll. I have never reported TMOMH about anything he says. The Cobs are perfectly capable of recognizing the style of that particular poster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:52 AM (GLmO1)

21 Greetings and good morning, one and all. Co-worker updated me on changes that may be coming to our job. The description alone have me wondering about whether or not it's wise to accelerate my retirement schedule.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 05:57 AM (99eI0)

22 “ Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?”

Matthew 6:25

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 05:59 AM (moGJJ)

23 "Be still my soul"- old time hymn sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:

https://tinyurl.com/mta2csfa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:00 AM (PFs9e)

24 @19/FenelonSpoke: Last time that happened between mine and both my daughters' phones, the solution turned out to be a full power-down of all of the phones, letting them sit for a minute, then powering them all up again.

That solved our problem. Messages started flowing properly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

25 Checking to see if this works

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 06:03 AM (rKJ4Y)

26 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:03 AM (PFs9e)

27
Good morning, Hordians. Rain this morning at Schloss Hadrian. Getting Her Majesty and The Big Dummy on the road to Tulsa for shows starting Wednesday. TBD has been bathed and groomed and the RV largely loaded. Just some frozen foods and HM's electronics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:12 AM (tgvbd)

28 The more I read about the age verification junk the more my initial impression seems confirmed: it's not really about age verification. It's about doing away with anonymity on the net. Every time the app-of-the-day gets busted, well, the saying goes, "The purpose of a thing is what it does..."

Identities leaked? That's not a bug, that's _the_ feature.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 21, 2026 06:16 AM (gHSfI)

29 @27/Hadrian the Seventh: I'm going to guess that one of your dog's nicknames is "Lamont".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

30
Today is the 190th anniversary of the Battle of San Jacinto, where the Texian forces defeated Mexican troops commanded by Santa Anna, thus ensuring Texas's independence. The site was commemorated by a phosgene plant built next to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:18 AM (tgvbd)

31 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

32 @28/Thing From Snowy Mountain:

Nailed it. And the way to neuter or remove these new age-verification (identity disclosure) laws is to make sure some very prominent and powerful politicians get identified as participants on a breached server where very illegal "career-ending" things were taking place.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:27 AM (O7YUW)

33 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2026 06:27 AM (AN2gy)

34 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 21, 2026 06:28 AM (YpHnX)

35 Hadrian the Seventh

May her trip be safe and productive. And you get a chance to relax a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

36 The site was commemorated by a phosgene plant built next to it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:18 AM (tgvbd)
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Is that better or worse than building a basketball arena across the street?

Posted by: Davey Crockett at April 21, 2026 06:30 AM (M5+/h)

37 Biden's Dog

Now would be a good timer for all the B-52 in England to take off and head east, just to make the Iranian government think for a change.

Let them return to base after 3 hours.

Hope we got some good intel on locations of IRGC leaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

38 olddog in mo

Arr Matey. Hope you have been on the lake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

39 FenelonSpoke

Hope you two turtledoves are thriving. And thank you for the devotional.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

40 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 21, 2026 06:33 AM (2Ez/1)

41 Not yet, Salty. Water's not yet at summer pool.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 21, 2026 06:34 AM (YpHnX)

42 @FenelonSpoke: Please let me know if the power cycle on the phones allows freshly sent messages to get through?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

43 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:33 AM

Thanks, Salty . You are most welcome and I hope you have a blessed day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:38 AM (PFs9e)

44 FenelonSpoke

Going to walk a trail to the confluence of the Big Blue River (which makes an appearance in the game Oregon Trail) and the Kansas River with one of my widows acquaintances. Walking not stalking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

45 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

The issue is that it is not with everybody's phone. It is with some people at a distance . Messages seem to reach FenSpouse ok, but I will try powering down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:41 AM (PFs9e)

46 I am legitimately surprised that Apple didn't put an Indian in as CEO. They're also the only tech company that hasn't lost its mind over AI. I've hated them for ages but I'm starting to rethink that.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 21, 2026 06:43 AM (uS0pW)

47 Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers! I've slept late-ish again, late for me with no big black cat to wake me. There were dreams, unmemorable except I was left with a faint feeling that they tended toward the nightmare and I was well out of them.

So! Coffee, a brisk workout, breakfast, and then I'm off to look at two or three more houses in Salina. As I wrote last night, I am not sanguine about finding what I want in my price range.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 06:44 AM (+2QQb)

48 >>>The H in HUDIMM stands for Half.

Or maybe "Harf"?

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 06:45 AM (YbTYS)

49 w00t

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 06:46 AM (YbTYS)

50 Temp in Salina, KS: 60, feels like 56, with 20 mph winds -- so I guess I won't be going outside for a pipe this morning. Probably not this afternoon, either. Even with a lighter it's hard to get a pipe lit under those conditions. Maybe on Thursday with the rain coming I can nip down to the pipe shop in Wichita, sit for a while, and commune with the briar and the leaf.

Though there is a vape-type "smoke" shop only a couple miles from here. I wonder if they would mind if I had a pipe there if I bought some pipe cleaners . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 06:47 AM (+2QQb)

51 mornin yall. I ordered an Intel Arc Pro B70 video adapter yesterday. We will see how it compares with the $2k RTX 4000. I'll run my own benchmarks to see if it's worth saving $800 for video adapter.

$350 for 32gb of DDR5 6400. That ain't right.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 06:47 AM (vFG9F)

52 @48/m: { Or maybe "Harf"? }

If the cat tries to eat it with the predictable outcome later:

"Hyurk!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:49 AM (O7YUW)

53
And you get a chance to relax a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

_____________

It's a good thing I lived a solitary life before marrying HM. Being by myself doesn't bother me. When she's on the road, I call at 7:00 AM to check in and that may be it for the day apart from the odd text message.

But really I feel her here too. If, God forbid, something were to happen to her, I'd be alone in a different and frightening way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:49 AM (tgvbd)

54 " Temp in Salina, KS: 60, feels like 56, with 20 mph winds "

Pfft. Stick around for a bit and we'll show you some real Kansas wind.

Posted by: Dorothy and Toto at April 21, 2026 06:49 AM (vFG9F)

55 @51/fd: I refuse to buy in at these prices.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:50 AM (O7YUW)

56 Good morning Horde. A balmy 29° here in the mid Hudson. In other words April as it was in the 80s last week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 06:50 AM (gu0hJ)

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