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hi
Posted by: slash buzz at April 20, 2026 05:10 PM (FgaX7) Posted by: DC at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (Fi81e) 3
nooded...
Posted by: slash buzz at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (FgaX7) 4
And so it doesn't begin.
Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5) 5
This needs to happen more often to the Leftists Propaganda Ministry
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0) 6
The lamest version I saw of this on X was: "Of course Patel has a drinking problem, we've seen a video of him chugging a beer!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e) 7
If she was not on the FBI sex cruise, this will not hold up in court.
Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (n9XW8) 8
hic Hillary
Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (LHPAg) 9
I was excited by the first half of the headline, "Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" ", but sorely disappointed by the second half, revealing the slap was metaphorical.
Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Av6i5) 10
Sounds kind of silly to me... Pols and "Journalists" both drink themselves into oblivion, every night, so what's the point to this story?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (dmDsy) 11
Didn't President Trump win a bunch of these lawsuits?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL) 13
He drinks, you say...?
Posted by: The New Greta "Fun"berg at April 20, 2026 05:15 PM (+5DDj) 14
Didn't President Trump win a bunch of these lawsuits?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b) All or almost all settlements, presumably in his favor. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (vPXog) 15
10 Sounds kind of silly to me... Pols and "Journalists" both drink themselves into oblivion, every night, so what's the point to this story?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (dmDsy) ---------- And let's not forget Congress. How many have liquor cabinets in their office. Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (G0vdT) 16
Popcorn ordered!
Posted by: Adriane the Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May in April Critic . . . at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (3ZUWJ) 17
But Kamala showing up everywhere either drunk or high was no big deal, amirite?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV) 18
Sue like the wind!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (wVcYX) 19
We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/) 20
Newly declassified docs reveal former Washington Post reporter Shane Harris knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella, staying mum despite calling and texting with him; yet the WaPo phoned then-RealClearInvestigations editor Tom Kuntz to complain about RCI reporter Paul Sperry breaking the story exposing Ciaramella's identity and his pro-Biden background, Democrat bias and anti-Trump motives.
-- Besides Clapper, Brennan, and Ciamarella, there are several members of the press who ought to be on trial for the largest scandal in American history. Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (0U5gm) 21
Obviously an uphill fight in DC but I don't care. Keep suing them and making them pay legal fees if nothing else until they stop.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (viF8m) 22
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Process punishment. But, yeah, they say and print anything with impunity. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL) Oh, come now, if it was in the Atlantic, it has to be 100% accurate... oh wait. I meant 100% bullshit. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (DwqWV) 23
I was excited by the first half of the headline, "Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" ", but sorely disappointed by the second half, revealing the slap was metaphorical.
Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Av6i5) --- One more word could have made it more satisfying, in addition to a substitution. Making "Kash Patel Pistol-whips 'Reporter'". Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e) 24
And let's not forget Congress. How many have liquor cabinets in their office. Posted by: WisRich Swalwell Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++) 25
But he drank a a beer with the hockey team. So, see, he’s totally an alcoholic.
- left Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (13bda) 26
you shouldn't be allowed to sue people like this because it might prevent them from sometimes getting their facts straight
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (CWTWj) 27
the FBI had to reschedule early meetings "as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights"
-------------------------------- So Kash Patel runs the FBI like Winston Churchill ran the British war effort? Posted by: the lower depths at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (uKWAY) 28
We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/) And how! Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (wVcYX) 29
But Kamala showing up everywhere either drunk or high was no big deal, amirite?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV) --- "But she SHOWED UP!!" -- Outrage Press. Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e) 30
19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/) Probably better check and see if there's any Irish in his background, too, just to be safe. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (DwqWV) 31
Boasberg is the lead judge in that district, now that's funny. Wonder why he didn't file in another court?
Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (kX27y) 32
All these 'insider leaks' from anonymous sources...
Kinda like last weekends Supreme Court leaks... We have traitors in our midst. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (mP0Kj) 33
the FBI had to reschedule early meetings "as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights"
-------------------------------- So Kash Patel runs the FBI like Winston Churchill ran the British war effort? Posted by: the lower depths at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (uKWAY) --- Find out what he's drinking and order it for everybody! Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e) 34
The Bureaucracy will tie The Atlantic in knots for decades Mmbahaha!
Or at least until Trump leaves office. Maybe that's why they are trying repeatedly to kill him. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (wBaIH) 35
re 17: maybe people thought she was really just stupid and naturally incoherent
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (CWTWj) 36
26 you shouldn't be allowed to sue people like this because it might prevent them from sometimes getting their facts straight
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (CWTWj) What are these "facts" of which you speak? Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (DwqWV) 37
32 All these 'insider leaks' from anonymous sources...
Kinda like last weekends Supreme Court leaks... We have traitors in our midst. ---------------------------------- Do we, in this case? How do you tell an anonymous inside source from making everything up? Posted by: the lower depths at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (uKWAY) 38
35 re 17: maybe people thought she was really just stupid and naturally incoherent
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (CWTWj) And they would be correct in that assessment. Both are true. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV) 39
The Democrat playbook should be followed.
Round up all the evil judges and put them in the cells previously occupied by the J6ers. Allow them the same legal ethics as the former. Arrest some media stars for their sexual misconduct with minors. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (FJMtP) 40
And let's not forget Congress. How many have liquor cabinets in their office. Posted by: WisRich Swalwell Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr He probably has them in his bathrooms, too. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (xG4kz) 41
"Some of Patel's colleagues at the FBI worry that his personal behavior has become a threat to public safety," the article stated.
This reeks of retardation. Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (n9XW8) 42
Tom Kuntz?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (Cqx++) 43
19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/) For that comment, Sir, you will be carded for the next ten years at the Kwik-E-Mart. Thank you and come again! Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (PiwSw) 44
19 We're the Heckowee?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (wBaIH) 45
He probably has them in his bathrooms, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (xG4kz) No, that's where he keep the roofies. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (DwqWV) 46
We have traitors in our midst.
--- What are the odds that actual against-the-law leaks will be punished harsher than parading on public grounds without a permit? Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e) 47
"Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit"
If this would happen more then maybe, just maybe, we might get somewhere on the road to an actual non biased press like they claim they are.* *The press in this country has never been non biased, they just started claiming that mantle in the 1960s. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ) 48
I don't love the venue, but let the Lefties pay their lawyers and play defense. These suits don't seem always unwinnable, the Covington kid won, Trump won a couple. Also, the Atlantic has a sugar momma, let momma pay for it 'til she chokes on it. That money will only ever work against us in the long run anyway, pick their pockets at every opportunity.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (w/O5Q) 49
A known Brennan shill and purveyor of the Russiagate hoax, Harris is now with the faithfully anti-Trump mag The Atlantic.
Physiognomy doesn't disappoint - https://tinyurl.com/bdcrrtvj Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1) 50
But Kamala showing up everywhere either drunk or high was no big deal, amirite? Posted by: tcn in AK But, but, but, that beeyotch was simply ACES with Venn Diagrams! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 05:23 PM (wBaIH) 52
Physiognomy doesn't disappoint -
https://tinyurl.com/bdcrrtvj Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1) Hmm. Pale pudgy twat. Check. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:23 PM (DwqWV) 53
Local covens are happy today:
"Pennsylvania court overturns limits on Medicaid coverage for abortions A Pennsylvania court ruled that the state's constitution guarantees a right to abortion, overturning a decades-long law that banned using Medicaid funds for abortion costs." Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 20, 2026 05:23 PM (fE6HJ) 54
This the same fbi that likes to rape; i mean "date" south american chicks?
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (HJCDN) 55
The Atlantic has just learned from shit we just made up that Kash Patel has been known to frequent a little person brothel (Ed:"Be sure to change "shit we just made up" to "sources within the FIB" before post.)
Posted by: The Atlantic at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Fi81e) 56
Like Snopes going after the Babylon Bee oblivious to it being a comedy site. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Y8DZL) 57
I am sure all those anonymous sources will line up to testify in court.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) 58
19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 An interesting theory -- almost certainly true -- posits that alcohlism is a genetic trait that disappeared from populations (think Darwin Awards) award time -- but it takes thousnads of years for the trait to slowly fade from prevalence. And that alcohol fermentation first arose as a consequence of the appearance of agriculture, when people had leftover graisn they could ferment. So the longer you culture/civi,ization has had agriculture, the more time has passed for the alcoholism gene to eliminate itself from the population. So -- which are the cultures that started practicing agriculture last? Answer: North America, Africa, and (within Europe) Scandinavia. Snd -- what cultures have the highest prevalence of alcoholism? North America (i.e. Native American Indians), Africa, and Scandinavia. Makes sense to me. Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (Av6i5) 59
Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (kbShR) 60
award time = over time
Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (Av6i5) 61
A Little Person Brothel was a scene cut out of the final edit of The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (xG4kz) 63
54 This the same fbi that likes to rape; i mean "date" south american chicks?
Posted by: pahound I thought that was a Secret Service gig. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:26 PM (Y8DZL) 64
@ 53-that ain't gonna fly...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:26 PM (HJCDN) 65
Er, uh...I'm not seeing the problem heah. *hic*
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at April 20, 2026 05:27 PM (Wnv9h) 66
"Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit"
____ It would be nice if this was literally true, Kash walking up to the reporter and taking a 150 page stack of legal paper in a polypropylene folder and slapping him in the face with it. More satisfying that way. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:27 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (xG4kz) 68
64 @ 53-that ain't gonna fly...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:26 PM (HJCDN) These rulings are Red Meat for the Left Base AND methods for creating contempt for the rule of law. Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x) 69
what cultures have the highest prevalence of alcoholism? North America (i.e. Native American Indians), Africa, and Scandinavia.
Then how do we get so many entertaining clips out of Russia? Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (n9XW8) 70
Kash O'Patel and the Little People
Posted by: Walt Disney at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX) 71
Steve Jobs left wing widow having fun with her left-wing newsletter.
Has any chick ever actually created their own empire of wealth? They always marry into it or are born into it. And they're always hard-left. Posted by: Leupold at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (eIzlH) 72
Nothing will happen. Some judge will dismiss it.
Just like Trump's yuuge lawsuit was recently dismissed for 'reasons'. Nothing ever happens. Nothing will happen until we have people who, like the founding fathers, are willing to pledge 'their lives, fortunes and sacred honor' in pursuit of freedom. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (QGaXH) 73
Has any chick ever actually created their own empire of wealth? They always marry into it or are born into it. And they're always hard-left.
Posted by: Leupold at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (eIzlH) --- Oprah. Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (Fi81e) 74
"Besides Clapper, Brennan, and Ciamarella, there are several members of the press who ought to be on trial for the largest scandal in American history.
Posted by: Thomas Paine" Common sense says nothing will happen. Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F) 75
Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (CNl8/) 76
75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
___ I believe the correct term is fire-water. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: tsj017 at April 20, 2026 05:30 PM (xakWh) 78
Just like Trump's yuuge lawsuit was recently dismissed for 'reasons'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (QGaXH) --- Well, if I remember correctly. Comey is as dirty as sin, but when they dismissed his last case, wasn't there something like they aren't allowed to ever charge him for something like this again? Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e) 79
The press in this country has never been non biased, they just started claiming that mantle in the 1960s.
Posted by: Mister Scott People don't realize that newspapers were open about their political leanings, often stating so in their names. The Democrat or the Republican. An unbiased media is a pipe dream, and always will be. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (DsA2n) 80
75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (CNl8/) ‘Shrooms, weed, tobacco and syphilis. Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: Robert Reich, scrubbing his Internet history at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (PiwSw) 82
75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (CNl8/)----- Nah they had to make do with peyote Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h) 83
No alcohol no worked metal no horsies. At least big riding horsies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (kbShR) Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (n9XW8) 85
Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it? Posted by: Mark1971 Fermented wild fruit, but that was by accident and not design. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (xG4kz) 86
83 No alcohol no worked metal no horsies. At least big riding horsies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (kbShR) Or the wheel. Damned Euros. Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x) 87
The state constitution super-cedes the federal Constitution? And the fed's pay? This'll be fun...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (HJCDN) 88
@58 It's a good looking logic, but you obviously have never been out drinking with Mesopotamians.
Groat slurry on the rooftops, baby. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (zdLoL) 89
No makum fire water.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (kbShR) 90
59 Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (kbShR) Think of them like hooker mcnuggets Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 05:33 PM (w/O5Q) 91
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Posted by: George Costanza at April 20, 2026 05:33 PM (PiwSw) 92
Bartiromo: "Are you suggesting that Obama's leadership on Iran was better?" KHANNA: "Yes, I am" Bartiromo: "Under President Obama there were 14 wire transfers to a Swiss account linked to Hezbollah...he also sent pallets of cash in a plane..." KHANNA: “Barack Obama was a great statesman" Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:33 PM (FJMtP) 93
The state constitution super-cedes the federal Constitution? And the fed's pay? This'll be fun...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (HJCDN) --- Former governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer made a statement earlier. According to former governor Brewer, "What the fuck?!" Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) 94
61 A Little Person Brothel was a scene cut out of the final edit of The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x) First Greta. Now this. Will these sexual temptations ever end?!? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b) 95
State law superceding Federal law sounds kinda Civil Warish,eh?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h) 97
...obviously not a great architect.
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (HJCDN) 98
AZ Democrats are gasping for air.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (FJMtP) 99
The lawsuit wont go anywhere but it's at least a shot across the bow that there are costs to this game they're playing.
Gawker got put out of business over the Hulk Hogan sex tape. I hate litigiousness but the Left is not going to stop so the Right might as well fight fire with fire. Getting involved in a lawsuit sucks, even when you win. Posted by: Leupold at April 20, 2026 05:36 PM (eIzlH) 100
KHANNA: “Barack Obama was a great statesman" Is that that ass, Ro Khanna? Mark Halprin has a huge man crush on him. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:36 PM (xG4kz) 101
A Little Person Brothel was a scene cut out of the final edit of The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x) --- They didn't call it the Lollipop Guild for nothin'! Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e) 102
IranWire:
The captain of the Touska, seized by U.S. Marines after being disabled, is an IRGC operative Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:37 PM (FJMtP) 103
Kellog’s Corn Beer never really took off.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:38 PM (pDt9x) 104
First Greta.
Now this. Will these sexual temptations ever end?!? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b) That's whatI want to know!!! Posted by: Denny Crane - Come On. Help A Brother Out! at April 20, 2026 05:38 PM (dmDsy) 105
Greta - no matter how I turn the pic of her, nope not cute.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x) 106
Patel seems to be the little piece of noodle that's left over in the bottom of the pot and is stuck to the bottom.
I have zero faith in this known liar. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (abIsI) 107
Nothing's going to happen.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e) 108
"knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella
Fuck - I KNEW it was Eric Carmella by then. Everybody knew. But they all kept it super-duper top secret. Because if the public at large knew, they'd see the whole thing for what it was - garbage. Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (vOtXJ) 109
Beer and a tequila chaser-nice!
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (HJCDN) 110
49 A known Brennan shill and purveyor of the Russiagate hoax, Harris is now with the faithfully anti-Trump mag The Atlantic.
Physiognomy doesn't disappoint - https://tinyurl.com/bdcrrtvj Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1) A friend should quietly let him know that just because he has FAS, doesn't mean that everyone drinks like his mom. Posted by: SciVo at April 20, 2026 05:40 PM (Sy6m/) 111
Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss There is a wonderful bar in Manila staffed by little people named "The Hobbit House". I suppose you could get lucky there, everybody was too busy laughing and having a great time when I visited. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:40 PM (Y8DZL) 112
Remember:
The point of these stories isn't to convince the left--they're to reassure the goofball religious "right," the David French wing of Pretendicons, who need a constant stream of Republican moral failings to suffocate their conscience, that sees they present as a conservative yet always acts as a far leftist. They're not bad people for supporting Democrats, it's the Republicans fault for drinking and chasing women. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:40 PM (tUP1A) 113
108 Greta - no matter how I turn the pic of her, nope not cute.
Posted by: tubal This is where plastic leaf bags are used. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (abIsI) 114
I watched a video of the Doom Goblin talking. Man, her eyes dart all over the place as she speaks. It's like the thoughts trundling down her misfiring neural pathways encounter speed bumps or blocked neural synapses. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (xG4kz) 115
knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella
--- Don't forget that John Roberts made the bizarre and unprecedented ruling in the impeachment "trial" that his name could not be disclosed. That, I think, is a thread that should lead to a rope. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (tUP1A) 116
hmm
"Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will be leaving the Administration to take a position in the private sector. She has done a phenomenal job in her role by protecting American workers, enacting fair labor practices, and helping Americans gain additional skills to improve their lives. Keith Sonderling will take on the role of Acting Secretary of Labor." Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (GD0B3) 117
Fuck - I KNEW it was Eric Carmella by then. Everybody knew. But they all kept it super-duper top secret. Because if the public at large knew, they'd see the whole thing for what it was - garbage.
Posted by: The Whine Guy How DARE YOU!! -John Roberts, Presiding over Impeachment Trial Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1) 118
Man, her eyes dart all over the place as she speaks. It's like the thoughts trundling down her misfiring neural pathways encounter speed bumps or blocked neural synapses. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (xG4kz) --- It's your fault she never finished high school, you know. Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e) 119
Kash Patel Dick Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit Leaving Dick Shaped Bruise
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (Kt19C) 120
You don’t suppose Greta’s ‘ Rents used puberty blockers on here, do you???
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (pDt9x) 121
(from Steven Cheung)
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (GD0B3) 122
Imagine Greta having sex and those googly eyes, lawn boy haircut and deformed face staring at you as she lisps out squeaky pleasure noises.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ittVa NOW you're getting it! Posted by: Denny Crane - Oh, Yes! Lisp It Baby!!! at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (dmDsy) 123
Imagine Greta having sex and those googly eyes, lawn boy haircut and deformed face staring at you as she lisps out squeaky pleasure noises.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ittVa NOW you're getting it! Posted by: Denny Crane - Oh, Yes! Lisp It Baby!!! at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (dmDsy) --- VD? Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e) 124
124 You don’t suppose Greta’s ‘ Rents used puberty blockers on here, do you???
Posted by: tubal I believe the Rents are hard core Antifa people. So, prolly. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (abIsI) 125
Can you get a lot at a little persons brothel?
By "lot," do you mean like a ten pack? They ain't that little. Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (vTZFs) 126
Here's all you need to know, that it's a bullshit lawsuit that even Kash knows will go nowhere:
"Filed on Monday in the US District Court for the District of Columbia ...." He might as well have rolled in into a tight cylinder and shoved it up his ass, for all the good it'll do. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (tUP1A) 127
75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971 So, Indians drinking is cultural appropriation? I think reparation money from Casino revenue is a just solution. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (Y8DZL) Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (GD0B3) 129
Greta’s next venture is shaving her pubic hair, and donating it to African midget with alopecia.
You’re welcome Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (ittVa) --- So, the forum just turned into "I dare you to read this"? Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e) 130
60 Minutes:
Iran still has nearly 1,000 pounds of highly-enriched uranium, "enough material, if you enrich it just a little bit more, for 10-11 nuclear bombs." "Iran has been lying about its nuclear weapons effort for over 20 years now." Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (FJMtP) 131
Lori Chavez-DeRemer was a mess. An IG investigation earlier this year found that she had an alcohol stash in her office and went to strip clubs with subordinates during work trips.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (CNl8/) 132
"Ternus has been at Apple since 2001 and currently oversees hardware engineering for iPhone, iPad, Mac, and other products. The transition happens in September, giving Ternus five months to prepare for one of the most high-profile CEO roles in tech."
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3) 133
"Iran has been lying about its nuclear weapons effort for over 20 years now."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (FJMtP) --- And that's all Donald Trump's fault, you know. Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:47 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++) 135
I guess Cook is not leaving, he is hanging around as Executive Chairman to collect a massive board comp package.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3) 136
Chinese weapons components were found aboard the Touska.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 05:49 PM (DIbRX) 137
Where the hell did THAT come from??
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x) 138
Lori Chavez-DeRemer was a mess. An IG investigation earlier this year found that she had an alcohol stash in her office and went to strip clubs with subordinates during work trips.
== I did not know that! Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3) 139
141 I’m taking a poll. Do you think runner blows his father or does maj Healey do that for him?
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:49 PM (ittVa) Gauntlet thrown? Posted by: Denny Crane - Oh, Yes! Lisp It Baby!!! at April 20, 2026 05:50 PM (dmDsy) Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:51 PM (GD0B3) 141
I must have missed a conversation or two hile I was out doing meat space stuff.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:51 PM (pDt9x) 142
Embrace the power of "and"...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (HJCDN) 143
Are mods asleep ?
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3) 144
The state constitution super-cedes the federal Constitution? And the fed's pay? This'll be fun...
-- CA state judge has over-ruled the President's Executive Order. The one that specifically stated re-opening the oil drilling platform was a national security matter. Nope. State environmental law over-rides federal national security. Trump keeps letting this crap go on but here, again, I wish he'd refuse the order and send federal troops to ensure the EO remains active. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (tUP1A) 145
You guys did not notice a shit troll in your midst ?? what is wrong with you ??
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3) 146
142 Chinese weapons components were found aboard the Touska.
Posted by: Ben Had True? The same thing was claimed about the Russian ship seized on it's way to Cuba a few months back. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (Y8DZL) 147
Not sure that's something a mod needs to get into.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (dmDsy) 148
So, the forum just turned into "I dare you to read this"?
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e) Finally, I can share my Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar erotic fan fiction!! "I struggled against the ropes but my arms and legs were tightly secured. The blindfold covered my eyes. Naked fleshy appendages slid over my head. As I struggled to breathe, I knew I was about to be drained dry.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b) 149
went on and on with a weirdo new nic and not axing questions?
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3) 150
I haven't had anything to drink. I tried some of those field sobriety tests and didn't do to good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (kbShR) 151
Auspex, Tousi reported it and his sources are normally pretty good.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (DIbRX) 152
Hillary “ Shelob” Clinton.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (pDt9x) 153
Again; embrace the power of "and"; to be fair, some choose "so"?
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (HJCDN) 154
132 So, Indians drinking is cultural appropriation?
I think reparation money from Casino revenue is a just solution. we talking about reparations that are soluble in alcohol? Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (oY6Yp) 155
Not sure that's something a mod needs to get into.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (dmDsy) troll needs to go, man Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3) 156
161 Not sure that's something a mod needs to get into.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (dmDsy) troll needs to go, man Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dmDsy) Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (Ot/FD) Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3) 160
Regarding Israel’s military intervention, we need more honesty in our debates.
We cannot expect Israel to idly stand by when tunnel networks are dug and another October 7th style massacre is being prepared from Southern Lebanon. says German MP @jbvolkmann i Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (FJMtP) 161
troll needs to go, man
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dmDsy) Whoops, sorry! I just wanted to say that also, we can just ignore them. Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (dmDsy) 162
The "boss" who doesn't drink? You must be good at your job...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (HJCDN) 163
One thing at a minimum, it will cost the reportaliar hefty legal fees with time,despair, anxiety, and effort. Hopefully he eats a pistol or better a 12 gauge shotgun.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (xvV+O) Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:59 PM (GD0B3) 166
What adventures could Tim Cook have planned for his declining years?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:00 PM (2ap+5) 167
Besides Tim Cook being homosexual I have no knowledge of his life.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (pDt9x) 168
apologies
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (HJCDN) 169
I feel like a certain bar of bombastic absurdity has to be cleared to make a personal attack not be in consideration for a banning offense.
Call me a retard, you're just being rude. And boring. Call me a slack-spleened weak-ankled half-breed from a platypus and a panda, and... why, gosh darn it, at that point you're simply Elevating the Discourse. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (Ot/FD) 170
Back to Apple, isn't it interesting that Apple is not to be headed by someone who seems to be a real Engineer? Not a business/fulfillment guy like Cook.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3) 171
that was an obvious low grade shit troll, stirring shit and trolling
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:03 PM (GD0B3) 172
Steve Jobs was a visionary. Despite his homosexuality, Tim Cook is not.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:04 PM (2ap+5) 173
167 What adventures could Tim Cook have planned for his declining years?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:00 PM (2ap+5) Perfecting the Power Bottom Position? Posted by: Denny Crane - If Anyone Can, It's HIM! at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (dmDsy) 174
this is Quality site, this is not X
Posted by: runner Visit the comments at Zero Hedge and you'll all feel good about yourselves. ...before throwing up and taking a shower that won't get you clean. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (Y8DZL) 175
Tje new guy is an acyual engineer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (kbShR) 176
Yeah, I don't know what made Cook special enough to take over for Jobs.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (GD0B3) 177
176 Tje new guy is an acyual engineer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (kbShR) What kind of engineer is that? Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (pDt9x) 178
ZH would have to pay me a lot to visit their garbage site. And I still would not visit.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (GD0B3) 179
His death?
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 06:07 PM (HJCDN) 180
I wonder why he chose to pick on you runner?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x) 181
172 Steve Jobs was a visionary. Despite his homosexuality, Tim Cook is not.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:04 PM (2ap+5) -------------- Cook was a brilliant operations director when he first joined Apple, he really turned the operations end of things around. Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y) 182
Afternoon, all! Ace, I hope you're feeling better. Looking at the sidebar, you've been heroically posting right along today, haven't you?
I'm in lovely (and I'm not being sarcastic) Salina, Kansas. 75 degrees and *dry*, with sunlight and wind. I just washed the car and it practically dried itself. Later I'll go out to a local burger and ice-cream location a few miles up the main avenue from me. Saw three houses this morning. They were not as attractive as they seemed in their Realtor pics, lemme tell ya. One was nice, one was meh, one needed more work than the listing admitted to. The realtor lady tells me that in the price range I'm looking at, I'm not as likely to find a house with a garage as if I were willing to go $30-50K higher. Well, sure, but -- No way, Jose. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (+2QQb) 183
Troll posts go up in smoke. Thank you COBs!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:09 PM (O7YUW) 184
178 ZH would have to pay me a lot to visit their garbage site. And I still would not visit.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (GD0B3 I scan headlines there but most of their precious metals articles are premium. A LOT of their articles are now. The comments are a dumpster fire as you probably know. It's much less useful than before. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b) 185
ZH has become a parody site like an obscene Bee. I go there all the time.
Posted by: Accomack at April 20, 2026 06:10 PM (/Chlc) 186
You land in Salina be sure and frequent the Tucson Steak House. Really good, price is right.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:11 PM (pDt9x) 187
Mechanical engineer. He developed a mechanical feeding arm as a senior. John Ternus. Collegiate level swimmer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:12 PM (kbShR) 188
Ace, maybe you should build a macro that replaces "'journalist'" with "
Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 06:14 PM (mdaV5) 189
I wonder why he chose to pick on you runner?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x) Bitten by a bat with bat rabies ! Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:14 PM (GD0B3) 190
I'm not as likely to find a house with a garage as if I were willing to go $30-50K higher. Well, sure, but -- No way, Jose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius You do know that Kansas gets occasional snow? Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 20, 2026 06:15 PM (W5mpo) 191
189 I wonder why he chose to pick on you runner?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x) Bitten by a bat with bat rabies ! Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:14 PM (GD0B3) Well it was weird. Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x) 192
If the federal government cannot control how federal money is used, if it becomes a free-for-all that a State can use however they like, then those expenditures must be nulled. What's to stop a State from defining Medicare as a set-aside for hookers and blow?
This crap is getting ridiculous. The ruling class left, through their black-robed politburo, are seizing control of every aspect this country. Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 06:16 PM (3uBP9) 193
I'll happily waste time here, but have given up more sites than I now visit. 30 minute in-depth propaganda pieces from Ukraine "experts" or General Petraeus on YouTube are no-go now, and the whole site seems to be turning into A.I. bullshit click bait. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 06:16 PM (Y8DZL) 194
Oh, look who is coming back to the negotiations. Losing that tanker might have been an incentive, maybe?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 06:17 PM (DIbRX) 195
Salina is right on the edge of “ Good” Kansas, climate wise.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:17 PM (pDt9x) 196
>>> You land in Salina be sure and frequent the Tucson Steak House. Really good, price is right.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:11 PM (pDt9x) Ooh la la. Don't you have to go to Cozy's first? Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 06:19 PM (3uBP9) 197
Early voting is now happening in South Dakota. The Governors’ race is a dead heat between MAGA Businessman Toby Doeden and Trump Hater/ Liz Cheney’s best friend Dusty Johnson
Why would Dusty Johnson be best friends with a member of the J6 committee? -Loomer Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 06:19 PM (abIsI) 198
People do a lot of work on X and Rumble now, stream their shows. Youtube is restrictive and capricious, several popular youtubers, hundreds of thousands of subscribers popular, were randomly removed in the middle of their shows for some fake, capricious reasons and bogus claims.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:20 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 20, 2026 06:20 PM (FOgXL) 200
In Spenglerian terms (as if I understood a word Spengler wrote), Apple under Jobs was about destiny; under Cook, it's about fate. I think that means there was a range of possible futures for the company with Jobs, and now that decision has been made.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:21 PM (2ap+5) 201
Ploppy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:22 PM (kbShR) 202
Is A.H. Lloyd still around? Wondering if all the Pope Bob stuff last week offended his Catholic sensibilities and scared him away. Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 06:22 PM (Y8DZL) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:22 PM (O7YUW) 204
123 Imagine Greta having sex and those googly eyes, lawn boy haircut and deformed face staring at you as she lisps out squeaky pleasure noises.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ittVa I kind of staggered down that same terrible thought path only my interpretation of the doom goblin attempting human intercourse was her just screaming the entire time; just a long steady no change in tone or pitch, scream. Posted by: Nelly at April 20, 2026 06:23 PM (6+ehB) 205
You do know that Kansas gets occasional snow? Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 20, 2026 *** I'm looking forward to it! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 06:25 PM (+2QQb) 206
It sounds like an op, but then, a lot of people in politics drink really hard. Not as hard as "journalists," who tend to be alcoholics and pill-poppers, of course.
Tend to be pill poppers - they alone can keep the roofie industry alive. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (/lPRQ) 207
I guess I missed a good troll while I was cooking dinner. Sadz.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (RIvkX) 208
Snow can be heavy Wolfus
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0) 209
>>> the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella,
Making shit up makes one a "whistlblower"? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (/lPRQ) 210
There is a large successful arts community there and a famous hamburger stand off downtown. Buy a sack of 35cent hamburgers.
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