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Iran-Linked Group Attacks Synogogue in the UK;
Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain

In fairness, Keir Starmer can't even protect his own properties from arson by strangely-antagonistic gay Ukranian male model rent-boys.


Chief Rabbi Sir Ephraim Mirvis
@chiefrabbi


Last night yet another synagogue, this time in Kenton, was targeted in a cowardly arson attack. It follows the attack in Finchley on Wednesday and the attempted attack on what was the Jewish Futures building in Hendon on Friday night, making three Jewish sites attacked in London in less than a week.

A sustained campaign of violence and intimidation against the Jewish community of the UK is gathering momentum. This sustained attack on our community's ability to worship and live in safety is an attack on the values that bind us all together. Thank God, no lives have been lost, but we cannot, and must not, wait for that to change before we understand just how dangerous this moment is for all of our society.

The IRGC -- a notorious and inarguable world sponsor of terror -- continues operating in the UK with the full blessing of Starmer's illegitimate traitor-government.



Arson attempt hits London synagogue; Iran-linked group claims attack

UK Chief Rabbi Mirvis: A 'sustained campaign of violence and intimidation against the Jewish community'; no injuries reported; counter-terror police investigating

Despite the fact that an Iran-linked terror group has already claimed responsibility, UK police are continuing to say they don't know if this is terrorism and (say it with me) The Motive May Never Be Known, Allah-Willing.


A synagogue in northwest London was targeted in an arson attack overnight Sunday, officials said, in the latest in a string of assaults in recent weeks that Britain's chief rabbi called a "sustained campaign of violence and intimidation against the Jewish community."

There was minor smoke damage to a room inside Kenton United Synagogue, the Community Security Trust (CST) said, after police and fire teams were called to the Jewish house of worship.

A pro-Iranian government Islamist group, which says it is also behind a spate of attacks across Europe on US, Israeli and Jewish targets, said on Sunday afternoon that it was responsible for the overnight attack.

UK counter-terrorism police, in the wake of the incident, said they were heading up investigations into the incidents.

...

The newly founded Islamist group Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya (HAYI), or Movement of the Companions of the Right Hand of Islam, said in a statement published on Telegram on Sunday afternoon that it had targeted Kenton United Synagogue because it is "one of the centers of Zionist influence in the British capital."

The synagogue, it claimed, "holds ceremonies such as 'Shabbat for Israel,' and sings the so-called 'Hatikvah' anthem in support of the Israeli occupation."

Among other perceived crimes, it said the synagogue had hosted relatives of one of the hostage soldiers abducted by Hamas in the terror group's October 7, 2023, attack.

Identifying the synagogue's leadership by name, the group accused them of being "key instruments of this Zionist base in London."

Separately, the UK’s The Sunday Times said the Islamist group has also claimed responsibility for a Friday night arson attack on a London building that was formerly used by a Jewish organization.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:50 PM




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1 foirst

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (CWTWj)

2 so, some people did some thing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)

3 I get the impression the left really doesn't like Jews...

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2026 02:52 PM (YwEeS)

4 i nooddled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (CWTWj)

5 Iran-Linked Group Attacks Synogogue in the UK;
Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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I thought the style manual was preferring "Queer Starmer", these days...

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

6 looking at starmer i keep thinking of keith olbermann, they're both twats

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (CWTWj)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Starmer: "I promise you the UK will not rest - not for one solitary second - until we find out what the Jews did to deserve this."

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (vE0+H)

9
Keir rhymes with queer.

Posted by: I just noticed at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (2Ez/1)

10 Starmer will welcome his new islhamic overlords anally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Starmer: "Just kidding, we all know what the Jews did."

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (vE0+H)

12 UK is a Muslim country now for all intents and purposes. Having one as the mayor of London was a clue.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (13bda)

13 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at April 20, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)

14 This Starmer dude sounds ghey and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:56 PM (AkEZC)

15 IRGC funds are a mainstay of British banking I think. Lloyds Bank is implicated in laundering Iranian funds, and not small amounts.
London is starting to look like one of the main enablers of international terrorism.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)

16 UK is a Muslim country now for all intents and purposes. Having one as the mayor of London was a clue.
Posted by: Heroq

*cough *

Posted by: New Zork Zity at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (diia5)

17 Starmer drinks Canadian Whisky.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

18 It's time to ban Starmer...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FuSB1)

19 Did Kier convert to Islam?

Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (4KUe5)

20 Drool Brittania

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (gtcuf)

21 The newly founded Islamist group Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya (HAYI), or Movement of the Companions of the Right Hand of Islam


Remember.....wipe with the LEFT, koran in the RIGHT.......

Posted by: Jihadi Jamal at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Is Keir a real name? Sounds like a nazi name.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (abIsI)

23 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart. Anybody who's read history and seen their role, blemishes and all, in bringing civilization to much of the world should be sad at their downfall. The sun has set on the British Empire.


And yes, I know it's not an empire anymore, but still.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (vR0VG)

24 Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya.


Gesundheit.

Posted by: Bless you at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

25 Brittania waives the rules

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (gtcuf)

26 How can you wipe with the left if the koran is in the right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (kbShR)

27 The Labour Party is a communist party. Always has been.


Hence the downfall.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (vR0VG)

28 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

29 19 Did Kier convert to Islam?

Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (4KUe5)

He was. “Human rights attorney” so his worldview is all sorts of fucked up.

Fortunately, right now Labour is engaged in a circular firing squad. I’ll believe it when I see it, but word on the street is that Keir’s job may be in jeopardy (it is harder to eject a Labour PM than a Tory PM due to party rules). But they right now are eating their own, as they always do.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E6xSb)

30 23 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart. Anybody who's read history and seen their role, blemishes and all, in bringing civilization to much of the world should be sad at their downfall. The sun has set on the British Empire.

And yes, I know it's not an empire anymore, but still.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (vR0VG)
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I'd have more sympathy if they hadn't done it all to themselves because they're a nation full of soft-ass poofters of "men" who won't defend that legacy because doing so would be rayyyyycist or some such twaddle.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (oqH4h)

31 Mamdani and Starmer are the new breed of communist. I like to call them Islamunists.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vE0+H)

32 Is Keir a real name? Sounds like a nazi name.


Akshully, Starmer sounds more Teutonic than Keir. To me.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vR0VG)

33 downfall.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (vR0VG)

ISWYD

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vE0+H)

34 Starmer drinks Canadian Whisky.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)
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But, as yet, has not considered the advantages of killing himself.

Canadian Whiskey is made for sitting and sipping and contemplating easing your burden on other people.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

35 Fortunately, right now Labour is engaged in a circular firing squad. I’ll believe it when I see it, but word on the street is that Keir’s job may be in jeopardy (it is harder to eject a Labour PM than a Tory PM due to party rules). But they right now are eating their own, as they always do.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E6xSb)


If it's what they always do, nothing will change and nothing will happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Queer Stormer sure is a fat pasty fairy.

Posted by: Hilldog and Kumswalla at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)

37
19 Did Kier convert to Islam?

Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (4KUe5)

No. But he strongly believes if he kowtows to them, he will get their votes - and more importantly, be spared violence. Wimpy King Charles feels the same way. Largely they are protected, until someone bombs a palace or two. Things will potentially change then. If it’s not too late, of course.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (p4NUW)

38 26 How can you wipe with the left if the koran is in the right?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (kbShR)

First you tear out the pages and wad them up...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (w/O5Q)

39 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart. Anybody who's read history and seen their role, blemishes and all, in bringing civilization to much of the world should be sad at their downfall. The sun has set on the British Empire.

Remember the old saying: "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety". Often attributed to Benjamin Franklin, it suggests that sacrificing freedom for security results in losing both.

Starmer thinks what he's doing will keep the Muslim vote, and it might, but they aren't so numerous yet that the real English won't turn against him and he'll end up losing office, while Labour ceases to be a viable Party.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

40 King Charles will have tea and a private meeting with President Donald Trump during his U.S. state visit later this month, as ​the British government hopes his "soft power" can heal a damaging rift between the allies caused by the Iran war.

Trump should put a whoopee cushion on his chair then have him escorted out of the WH upside down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (abIsI)

41 He was. “Human rights attorney” so his worldview is all sorts of fucked up.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E6xSb)
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Luckily that doesn't entail disclosing how human he thinks Jews are.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

42 Posted by: Maj. Healey

Yes; it's an Irish name meaning "dark" or swarthy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (OYsYV)

43 23 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart.

Same. It's worse than the other countries that are self-destructing beause it's Britain. Even for those of us without a drop of English blood, it's the mother country of our culture, our language, our legal system.

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (gtcuf)

44 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

45 12 UK is a Muslim country now for all intents and purposes. Having one as the mayor of London was a clue.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (13bda)

By AoS standards, the presence of one single evil Muslim makes it an evil Muslim country, I disagree. BUT I am no fan of unfettered mass immigration of the sort the UK is engaged in.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (E6xSb)

46 Britain is toast. The sun has set on the empire.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (As/lK)

47 But he strongly believes if he kowtows to them, he will get their votes - and more importantly, be spared violence.
===
TBF, being a submissive twink has gotten me the PM job!

Posted by: Queer Starmer at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R)

48 "If it’s not too late, of course."

(Narrator voice) It's too late.

Posted by: Cue ominous music at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

49 Akshully, Starmer sounds more Teutonic than Keir. To me.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vR0VG)
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It's almost certain that he has a root in Germany.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

50 44 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

And the only reason they did was they did not see a difference between him and PM Sunak. Were they wrong on that score? The Uniparty isn’t just an American thing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:04 PM (E6xSb)

51 Why am I getting flabby arm ads? Does this look flabby to you?

*flexes bicep*

Posted by: fd at April 20, 2026 03:04 PM (vFG9F)

52 Round up the usual White Nationalists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 03:04 PM (Cqx++)

53 "Voting."
That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (2Ez/1)

54 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)


Very hard to argue. I mean, do they have the blatant cheating and ballot hacking that we seem to have here? I don't know.

I do know that Kahn is elected overwhelmingly in what is now Londonistan. But, is the national election something that's rigged or do the people actually think that "THIS time, it'll be DIFFERENT!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

55 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.

Labour got 33.7% of the vote in the election that installed Starmer. That's like saying the rest of VA deserves Spanberger because NoVa voted for her.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

56 Why am I getting flabby arm ads? Does this look flabby to you?

*flexes bicep*
Posted by: fd

The people at the retirement home call them Bingo Wings.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (abIsI)

57 Keir Starmer is unable to get the HMS Dragon to make revolutions to Crete or is it Cyprus, where the real action is.

This guy is Lindsey Graham with a smaller penis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Fbc0I)

58 Starmer thinks what he's doing will keep the Muslim vote, and it might, but they aren't so numerous yet that the real English won't turn against him and he'll end up losing office, while Labour ceases to be a viable Party.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, except that evil Muslim MPs are increasing being elected by evil Muslims and forming an evil Muslim party. Oops!

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (E6xSb)

59
What's happening to Britain breaks my heart.

It CAN happen here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Cqx++)

60 It's almost certain that he has a root in Germany.


Well, they are Anglo-SAXONS. So, no wonder. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (vR0VG)

61 Keir Starmer is unable to get the HMS Dragon to make revolutions to Crete or is it Cyprus, where the real action is.

This guy is Lindsey Graham with a smaller penis.
===
I make up for it by being more eager to please!!

Posted by: Queer Starmer at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)

62 The Blade is slow on the draw today ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

63 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (gtcuf)

64 Yeah, except that evil Muslim MPs are increasing being elected by evil Muslims and forming an evil Muslim party. Oops!

They will be exactly like our CBC - a lunatic offshoot of a major party.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

65 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

Tampon the Nonabsorbent

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

66 A burqa for the Queen so she will not be seen. Burma Shave

Posted by: kingsman at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (ehY6c)

67 one has to think the lefties think they will be the winners after all by allowing this mass immigration because sooner or later the rest of us will bow to their wisdom and nobleness, but even the illegals from central america know it ain't gonna work that way. thank god trump beat hill and kamala or we'd be taking orders from china by now

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (CWTWj)

68 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

Also, that none of this should be "run on". In other words, in a democracy, the "democrats" think that they should be able to stack the deck about how government power is exercised and who needs a public referendum on that?!!

Fascists like a good one-party state, just like the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)

69 Largely they are protected, until someone bombs a palace or two. Things will potentially change then. If it’s not too late, of course.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (p4NUW)

Will not change. They all lived through 9/11, 7/7, 10/7. It will never ever ever ever change. Not for these clowns.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (vE0+H)

70 King Charles the Ponce?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (vR0VG)

71 63 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?
Posted by: Delurker

King Charles the Insufferable

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (abIsI)

72 Britain once ruled the waves. Now it's navy is a joke. It's political leaders have gone from Disraeli and Churchill to the blithering idiot Starmer.
Talk about the descent of man

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (gu0hJ)

73 Burn, UK, burn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (xcxpd)

74
What does it mean to rely on the votes of millions of Muslims? How is that power? You're a terrified puppet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (n7rxJ)

75 King Chuck the Cuck?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (KO+sI)

76 I'll say it again, the fact that multiple countries for many years have had leaders (many of them in power for decades) that oppose the actual will of the people can only indicate a conspiracy. It just doesn't happen by accident.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (Vh9CX)

77 His Earsness.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

78 Don't look forward for what you want and don't look toward for what you need.

There's no future, no future, no future for you.

Posted by: John Lydon at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (gtcuf)

79 Charles the Bastard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (kbShR)

80 Yeah, except that evil Muslim MPs are increasing being elected by evil Muslims and forming an evil Muslim party. Oops!

The beauty of Parliamentary systems is that you can form coalitions AFTER the election rather than before. And then you can tell your voters that the reason you didn't do what you ran on was the fault of your coalition partners rather than you just being a liar.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (ExV1e)

81 King Charles the Cup Handled Ears.

Posted by: Just spit balling here at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (2Ez/1)

82 At some point the tourists will stay home. Then what?

Muz paradise?

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (cS1cw)

83 71 King Charles the Insufferable

Perfect!

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (gtcuf)

84 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?

King Charles the Preoccupied with Nonsense

Lets see, his shield would include a compost pile, a single square of toilet paper, and a windmill on a field of snow.

Posted by: Heraldry at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (anL5R)

85 ... the values that bind us all together.

*************

I think I see the flaw here.

Posted by: muldoon at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (I0N4X)

86 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

If they called him Charles the Irrelevant, maybe people in the US would stop wondering why he isn't effecting change.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

87 By AoS standards, the presence of one single evil Muslim makes it an evil Muslim country, I disagree. BUT I am no fan of unfettered mass immigration of the sort the UK is engaged in.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (E6xSb)

One is ok. Two is out.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (sl73Y)

88 King Charles III, "Coeur de Tampon"

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

89 They need third world shitholers on the dole to prop up retirees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (kbShR)

90 Au revoir Albion!

Only CBD will miss your cuisine!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

91 "It's political leaders have gone from Disraeli and Churchill to the blithering idiot Starmer."

... and I helped!

Posted by: Theresa May at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (2Ez/1)

92 One is ok. Two is out.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (sl73Y)
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But only if not preceding immediately to 3.

Four, shalt thou not count.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (Fi81e)

93 King Chuck the Fuck.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (vR0VG)

94 >>>King Chuck the Cuck?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

>King Chuck needs his own breakfast cereal. Maybe grapefruit flavored kibble?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Fbc0I)

95 king charles the kowtowwing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (CWTWj)

96 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

Also, that none of this should be "run on". In other words, in a democracy, the "democrats" think that they should be able to stack the deck about how government power is exercised and who needs a public referendum on that?!!

Fascists like a good one-party state, just like the Dems.
Posted by: Axeman


Almost like how a (No) King would react.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (As/lK)

97 ... the values that bind us all together.

Chains on the ship to Tripoli

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (XWPh2)

98 "The IRGC murdered tens of thousands of people worldwide, but Keir Starmer refuses to recognise it as a terrorist organisation because he fears being called an 'Islamophobe' and losing Muslim votes"

It's more than that. Queer Starmer is worried about losing his head. Literally. He knows that Muslims react with murderous violence when they don't get their way.

As I've said 100x before, the reason Muslims have so much power no matter where they go is because of their well-deserved reputation for barbarism and violence, even against their own daughters. They're insane. People rightfully fear them.

Nobody fears Christians or Jews (or any other religion).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

99 King Charles of Rectal Leakage

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.
---
In the pattern of "Richard the Lion-hearted".

Charles the Airplane-eared.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Fi81e)

101 "It's political leaders have gone from Disraeli and Churchill to the blithering idiot Starmer."

... and I helped!

Posted by: Theresa May at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (2Ez/1)


Don't forget Blair. If I'm not mistaken the immigrant invasion started under him.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:14 PM (vR0VG)

102 F$ck-up Chuck

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 03:15 PM (4KUe5)

103 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

Also, that none of this should be "run on".

That was Spanburgers strat in VA and it worked didn't it?

And the funny thing is this is a long term pattern - if you make elections about issues the right usually wins. If they are about nothing the left usually wins.

Gov Glenn Youngkin didn't actually do much as governor. So it was easy for the CIA agent to run as a nicer "I won't do anything" governor since she has the FNM behind her...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

104 re 96: it's like when commies get in to power, they lock up all the opposition to save democracy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (CWTWj)

105 I'll say it again, the fact that multiple countries for many years have had leaders (many of them in power for decades) that oppose the actual will of the people can only indicate a conspiracy. It just doesn't happen by accident.
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Of course its a conspiracy. Its not organic. There is clearly a drive towards erasing national boundaries, globalism, rule by bureaucrat committee. I mean, if you planned on taking over the world, wouldnt it be easier to have it all organized under one or maybe only a few governments instead close to 200??? I mean, seriously, I'm not gonna come out and try to wrangle that hot mess. No. Organize it into a nice pile or two tops. Then I'll come out to play.

Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)

106 The UK did everything to imprison and get Tommy Robinson killed. They did nothing to protect he and his family from the raging islhamic horde attacking them.

They think they'll have a seat at the table when islham takes over.


They won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

107 40/47 Dem senators voted to end aid to Israel. This is coming to America if a D wins in 2028.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (13bda)

108 James Carville is a complete lunatic and I can't understand why anybody listens to him. I'd venture to say that his wife is fucking the poolboy while he's pretending to be a scholar.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (Fbc0I)

109 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.

Sort of. They had a choice between a nominally white guy who was pro-illegal-immigration and a foreign guy who was already letting in illegals at a clip Biden would envy. Classic Uniparty.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (3cXfB)

110 The UK takes a tougher line on Kanye West than on the IRCG. Bold move.

Posted by: BrianOnTheBay at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (lhcSJ)

111 107 40/47 Dem senators voted to end aid to Israel. This is coming to America if a D wins in 2028.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (13bda)

I thought it was to stop the sell of weapons to Israel ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (FtULh)

112
Don't forget Blair. If I'm not mistaken the immigrant invasion started under him.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:14 PM (vR0VG)


He stood there arm in arm with GWB declaring ishham a "religion of peace."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

113
I keep wondering which European country or Australia whatever-

is going too be the first to riot and introduce their PM and members of Parliament to lonely lamp posts.

I thought maybe the Dutch Farmers would be first but ....Nope.

They all seem perfectly content with the Green islamization of their countries and culture and the ongoing rape of their women and children.

So...carry on.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (iJfKG)

114 Anybody from Virginia ???

"HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

115 I'll say it again, the fact that multiple countries for many years have had leaders (many of them in power for decades) that oppose the actual will of the people can only indicate a conspiracy. It just doesn't happen by accident./i]

Through out Europe you see elections where the party in charge changes and the policies don't.

It is frankly amazing how well this system works. Hell, in the Fourth Reich they've had nominal "right wing" governments for years and yet the same leftwing policies that leftwing led countries have...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

116 First thing Marxist, like Spamburger do...is create a one party system! Know your Marxists, folks!

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:19 PM (GD0B3)

117 114 Anybody from Virginia ???

"HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

Those 5 seats in Texas don't seem so great right now after CA and this....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 03:20 PM (FtULh)

118 is going too be the first to riot and introduce their PM and members of Parliament to lonely lamp posts.

Two problems:

1) The people that would need to take up arms still have too much to lose

2) The Euro governments aren't incompetent. They can't solve crime or a myriad of other issues because they don't want to. But dissidents? Those they do want to imprison and therefore they are able to.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

119 Anyone ask the assholes in IN if they are happy with their decision on redistricting now?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

120 44 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

Labour only got 35% of the vote. But in a multi party system, that’s enough to win a super majority of seats.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (13bda)

121 GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
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Best of luck to you.

Let me know how it comes out.

Posted by: Your state is so far beyond Fucked, that the light from Fucked takes two years to arrive there at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (anL5R)

122 LOL, I hear the Brits are deploying their secret weapon to save NATO (and America continuing to foot the bill):

They're going to send the King to talk with Trump.

I'm sure that'll work ....

Maybe Trump can have him use the rear-entrance and shuffle past the piles of garbage, like Obama did to the Dali Llama?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (tUP1A)

123 How do you know U.K. dentistry is bad?
The King can’t even get a dentist appointment to get a Crown

Try the liver.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (abIsI)

124 So, Do we lay siege to Britain or turn those Vespa boys loose on the dolts?

Posted by: Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (FJMtP)

125 Queer Starmer is a disgrace! I would be very surprised if there were not some money pipeline from the goat raping Iranians to him. Queer Starmer is a corrupt, gutless, fool.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (JNTt1)

126 I've gotten 8 mailers against tomorrows referendum.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (kbShR)

127 Charles the Sidelined

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (4KUe5)

128 Posted by: It's me donna

Donna, my wife and I have already voted no.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

129 Of course its a conspiracy. Its not organic.

Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)
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It's atheism.

To put it shortly.

Although the modern "atheist" claims that it only means a disbelief in God or gods, it's hard to find many atheists who don't believe that "freewill" is an equally irrational religious view (even though "freewill" has long been a part of atheist theory.)

This illustrates that what is disbelieved increases. What is partitioned off as "irrationality" increases. Soon, what is "equality"?

I believe in one--and only one--basis of equality. And it doesn't follow me into a atheist, empirical context. And once we remove the "providence of God", we come to depend on the "scientific management" of as many of the masses as we can't fully get rid of yet.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

130 Muslims are already defecting from Labour to the Green Party in ol' Blightly. They found an even stupider group of politicians to play the part of the puppet on their strings. Plus the youth (mostly women) love the Greens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

131 HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

—

Massachusetts is 9-0. Used to be 10-0 before they lost a seat. Still the GOAT of gerrymandering.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (13bda)

132 Starmer thinks what he's doing will keep the Muslim vote, and it might, but they aren't so numerous yet that the real English won't turn against him and he'll end up losing office, while Labour ceases to be a viable Party.
Posted by: Archimedes

Muzzies vote as a block when one of their own runs...
The brits are done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (YBtcQ)

133 King Chuck the Cuck?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

*Snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (3Ope8)

134 It's an either or question. If we eradicate Iran but let the cockroaches prosper in another country all we have done, in essence, is rearrange the furniture.

Not only that, we've upgraded them into a country that already has nukes.

Posted by: Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (FJMtP)

135
Massachusetts is 9-0. Used to be 10-0 before they lost a seat. Still the GOAT of gerrymandering.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (13bda)

They should be. Elbridge Gerry was from MA.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (E6xSb)

136 Ran across a thread where some lefty was complaining about the US having a colonizer attitude towards the moon (apparently we renamed something recently?)

Anyway, I asked her if we should get the name from the indigenous people instead, still haven't gotten a response yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

137 "A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)
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That might come off sounding a little insurrectiony...

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

138 Anybody from Virginia ???

"HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

Those 5 seats in Texas don't seem so great right now after CA and this....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 03:20 PM (FtULh)
________

Both CA and VA are spreading themselves too thin with these insanely gerrymandered maps. If VA really could have 10 solid Dem seats, they would have already done it. They wouldn't have waited until TX did theirs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

139 119 Anyone ask the assholes in IN if they are happy with their decision on redistricting now?
Posted by: 18-1

The peoples of Indiana seem quite dull to me. They voted for Pence to be their Governor. Almost as bad as Ohio.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (abIsI)

140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (chM/Q)

141 Plus the youth (mostly women) love the Greens.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

Fortunately the youth don’t vote.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (E6xSb)

142 Ran across a thread where some lefty was complaining about the US having a colonizer attitude towards the moon (apparently we renamed something recently?)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Clyde and Dibney worst hit.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)

143
Massachusetts is 9-0. Used to be 10-0 before they lost a seat. Still the GOAT of gerrymandering.

When I bring up how gerrymandered New England is to lefties they tell me that's just random chance.

No, seriously, that's their argument.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

144 I've gotten 8 mailers against tomorrows referendum.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yeah, I got a bunch, too. One a day, seems like.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

145 You mean the Trump in the night sky?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (kbShR)

146 Remember, Europeans put up with hundreds of thousands of kidnapped and enslaved by Muslims for centuries until the US Navy kicked some ass. Bending the knee Islam is normal for them.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (tYGL3)

147 Don't need a weatherman weatherperson to know which way the wind blows!

https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)

148 Both CA and VA are spreading themselves too thin with these insanely gerrymandered maps. If VA really could have 10 solid Dem seats, they would have already done it. They wouldn't have waited until TX did theirs.

Presuming the economy is doing well this fall, I could easily see the R's pick up a bunch of these gerrymandered seats.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

149 Anyway, I asked her if we should get the name from the indigenous people instead, still haven't gotten a response yet.
Posted by: 18-1
==
Its this smart alec mansplaining that keeps you from getting any of that sweet sweet trigglypuff action from the liberal "ladies".

Posted by: Relationship AI at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (anL5R)

150 ]
When I bring up how gerrymandered New England is to lefties they tell me that's just random chance.

No, seriously, that's their argument.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)


They're laughing at you because they think you're stupid and they're the party of love, tolerance and inclusiveness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

151 It's atheism.

To put it shortly.

Although the modern "atheist" claims that it only means a disbelief in God or gods, it's hard to find many atheists who don't believe that "freewill" is an equally irrational religious view (even though "freewill" has long been a part of atheist theory.)

This illustrates that what is disbelieved increases. What is partitioned off as "irrationality" increases. Soon, what is "equality"?

I believe in one--and only one--basis of equality. And it doesn't follow me into a atheist, empirical context. And once we remove the "providence of God", we come to depend on the "scientific management" of as many of the masses as we can't fully get rid of yet.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (E6xSb)

152 King Chuck the Cuck?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

As the colloquial form of "King Charles the Impotent?"

I like it.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (bzOmc)

153 Grabbing ace's lede wasn't my intent for a nic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (FJMtP)

154 Don't need a weatherman weatherperson to know which way the wind blows!

https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76

They guy looks like he is doing a Key and Peele skit

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

155 I can’t get too upset by the VA thing. Texas started this. And Texas should have understood they’d lose in the long run because Dems will always out cheat Reps.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (13bda)

156 Spongey sir, I left you a note in the previous thread.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (vE0+H)

157 "Ol' Blighty" (not Blightly, my typing fingers have a mind of their own).

By the way from Wikipedia-

"Blighty" is a British English slang term for Great Britain, or often specifically England. Though it was used throughout the 1800s in the Indian subcontinent to mean an English or British visitor, it was first used during the Boer War in the specific meaning of homeland for the English or the British. From World War I and afterward, that use of the term became widespread.
Etymology
The word ultimately derives from the Persian-derived Bengali word bilētī (or even from regional Hindustani language (i.e., Eastern Hindi) with the use of b replacing v/w), meaning 'foreign', which more specifically came to mean 'European', and 'British'/'English' during the time of the British Raj. The Bengali word bilētī is itself a loan of Indian Persian wilāyatī (ولایاتی, from wilāyat (ولایت usually to mean 'Iran' and later 'the West', 'Europe' or 'Britain'/'England', ultimately from Arabic wilāyah (ولاية‎ meaning 'state, province'.

The term subsequently gained an ironic connotation in its closeness to the English word blight, which means "epidemic."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Dv3i1)

158 Clyde and Dibney worst hit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)
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Ofer 2. Geez.

It's Gidney and Cloyd. https://rockyandbullwinkle.fandom.com/wiki/Gidney_and_Cloyd

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)

159 European leaders are just taking their orders from the demon globalists, and mass 3rd world migration is the primary weapon against the west...Kier is hoping to get a chair at the table when the music ends.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (M7rua)

160
https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)


TEMU Owebama.......STFD and STFU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

161 140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.
Posted by: dagny

We should declare the Moon and beyond as sacred.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:29 PM (abIsI)

162 63 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?
Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (gtcuf)
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UpChuck the Turd.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 03:29 PM (JNTt1)

163 Spongey sir, I left you a note in the previous thread.
Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (vE0+H)


*scurries away*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

164 In my blue blue wacko Va city, I'll vote NO! tomorrow. I would have liked to have voted early but the only polling place open was deep in old town, across the city, with traffic completely gridlocked because of bike lanes, no parking. Would have been a 2 hour trip.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (chM/Q)

165 My husband and I voted a few days ago. Worker commented that turnout was higher for this than for the governor's race. There's also an interesting ad running on the Tube, about how this map would disappear VA's two minority/majority districts. Wonder if that will be a factor in voting no.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (ky7/T)

166 I say, it's all OrangeMan Bad, old chaps.

Posted by: Lord Chipston McChipsface at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

167 https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)


TEMU Owebama.......STFD and STFU.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Wow. Look at his eyes. He's tripping ballz on heavy drugs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

168 Do-nothing Republicans thrive under the radar. If you talk the talk and then walk the talk, then you are targeted like Trump: legally, financially, reputation, and ultimately physically.

Say, whatever happened with those multiple assassination attempt investigations?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (wBaIH)

169 I voted last Thursday. Easier for me than the polling place.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (kbShR)

170 Starmer is feckles and weak personified

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (61TgR)

171 140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.

How!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (gtcuf)

172 That Irun place does nots trust Trump because they no he be lied two are Black Presdent and they've nots like it two.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (UxJW+)

173 It's gonna be ok bud. This will pass. Hang on to your blessings, because you have them. I know it's easy for me to say, but you do. Cling to them and keep walking forward, the storm is temporary. Think of where you "could" be right now - you know exactly what I'm saying - and hang on to that.
Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (vE0+H)

Sponge - what they said. You know I'm walking a parallel path to yours.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (N39Ws)


It's why this is the best damn place on the internet.


*sniff*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Which flag did they plant on the moon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (kbShR)

175 155 I can’t get too upset by the VA thing. Texas started this. And Texas should have understood they’d lose in the long run because Dems will always out cheat Reps.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (13bda)

So we shouldn’t try anything. In which case you will still bitch. Got it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)

176 I started following an investment forum which is focused on early retirement.

One guy just posted he hit $1M in his investment accounts at 40 which is quite impressive. Two things stood out:

1) he mentioned in passing he's driving an old beater and doesn't really eat out. Yes, I know this infuriates many people in investment discussions but spending less and investing instead does make a difference over the long term

2) Someone else noted they thought if they had $1M invested they'd be "rich" and driving fancy cars and living in a mansion...well...thank Bidenflation...$1M in 2026 is worth about $500K in 2020...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

177 But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (E6xSb)
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Perhaps, but not disbelief that we can choose our behavior. That's what modern atheism is fast embracing--even though nobody ever said that "freewill" was a god.

Also, atheists are very confused these days, because "atheist theory" is really rather sloppy and hasn't improved much over the centuries.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

178 There was a western civilization white patriarchy ceremony on the sacred moon. Origin story. It's even on film.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (chM/Q)

179 "Charles the Simple"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

180 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (UxJW+)

What have you done with Maxine Waters' Hair?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (3Ope8)

181 174 Which flag did they plant on the moon?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (kbShR)

If you go to Islamic sites, Armstrong heard the idhan to salat on arrival.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (XWPh2)

182 In this market my 401k still manages to lose.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (kbShR)

183 Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (chM/Q)

Hey!!

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (vE0+H)

184 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Had no mobile internet aftrr I left house this morning, no idea why

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (Ia/+0)

185 146 Remember, Europeans put up with hundreds of thousands of kidnapped and enslaved by Muslims for centuries until the US Navy kicked some ass. Bending the knee Islam is normal for them.
Posted by: Beartooth
----

We either clean Britain's house or employ the Vespa Group LLC. to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (FJMtP)

186 Say, whatever happened with those multiple assassination attempt investigations?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

#twoweeks

Posted by: Cash Patel at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (abIsI)

187 171 140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.

Aliens were there first. STOLEN!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (DgMqy)

188 That Irun place does nots trust Trump because they no he be lied two are Black Presdent and they've nots like it two.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM

Wooo. That's more than one toke over the line, sweet Mary.

Posted by: Brewer & Shipley at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (0sNs1)

189 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (UxJW+)

What have you done with Maxine Waters' Hair?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM


I miss MUMR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

190 My great grandpappy had to elope with my great-grandmammy because his family disapproved of him marrying a woman from the Mooninite Tribe. Ugh!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (gtcuf)

191 But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Only if you assume God is bound by time.

Remove that and free will and omnipotent divinity make sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

192 King Charles the Token.
King Charles the Bauble.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

193 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (chM/Q)

194 Amazon will no longer sell The Camp of the Saints.

https://tinyurl.com/394hbmze

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (ndZc7)

195 Dood looks like a squeaker to me.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Mx+TJ)

196 182 In this market my 401k still manages to lose.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Is Vanguard managing it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (FJMtP)

197 103 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

PR should be made independent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (E6xSb)

198 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM

Achtung!

Posted by: National Socialists of Germany Farside Moon Base at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

199 Charles the Negligible

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 03:36 PM (VyBeY)

200 TransAmerica not Vanguard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:36 PM (kbShR)

201 No love for me?

Posted by: Charles the Tampon at April 20, 2026 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

202 2) Someone else noted they thought if they had $1M invested they'd be "rich" and driving fancy cars and living in a mansion...well...thank Bidenflation...$1M in 2026 is worth about $500K in 2020...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026

Really? Was there any clarification on what they felt a fancy car was and what a mansion looks like? Because I suppose with some perspective this may look different than what you or I are thinking. But yeah, $1M invested doesn’t not get you up there in the Uber rich category.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 03:37 PM (p4NUW)

203 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.
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I'd go back to the Byzantines and go with "Copronymus."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:37 PM (xvhJH)

204 175 155 I can’t get too upset by the VA thing. Texas started this. And Texas should have understood they’d lose in the long run because Dems will always out cheat Reps.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (13bda)

So we shouldn’t try anything. In which case you will still bitch. Got it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)

Had other states come on board it would have been a net win. Texas doing it on its own was guaranteed to have the backlash it had. It wasn’t thought out well.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (13bda)

205 Starting to think Starmer goes to the Mosque every Friday

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (Ia/+0)

206 King Charles the Sausage Fingered

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (Dv3i1)

207 193 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.
Posted by: dagny
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It's not only dumb it's ignorant. Texas among about 7 other states could not draw a district unless approved by the Federal Government. One of those reconstruction laws.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (FJMtP)

208 Charles the Weaselheart

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:39 PM (chM/Q)

209 What's with the Brits fascination with blood.
"bloody Hell" Bloody Rich" Bloody taxes.."

Posted by: Cash Patel at April 20, 2026 03:39 PM (abIsI)

210 Charles the Inbred

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (u73oe)

211 205 Starting to think Starmer goes to the Mosque every Friday
____

To pray? Or to get doinked in the squeakhole?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (Dv3i1)

212 Charles the Weaselheart
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:39 PM (chM/Q)
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Robert Guiscard protests.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (xvhJH)

213 But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Only if you assume God is bound by time.

Remove that and free will and omnipotent divinity make sense.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)
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Religion contains neither the rule that
1. God explains everything, and thus through that the religion, or
2. Man should be able to comprehend everything.

Especially not a religion that gives us the example of Job. When pressed by God about what Job knows about how the Lord created and patterns the universe said (basically) "I'm going to shut up now."

I'm just as curious about this answer as anyone on the other side may feign to be when asking it.

But it should be clear by now--in an empirical sense, that you cannot get the gains we got under Western Civilization by atheistic pessimism.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)

214 $1M gets you to top 18% of Americans. The guy didn't mention housing though so he might actually be wealthier if he has substantial equity in a property as well.

The guy commenting that he thought $1M would make you rich mentioned owning a Bentley and just "a mansion"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

215 May I remind you that Marmite > Vegemite?

Posted by: Charles the Tampon at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

216 As dumb as not putting out cake out to have after a meal? -The Costanzas

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (DgMqy)

217 I thought the style manual was preferring "Queer Starmer", these days...
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

Queer Sturmer, please. Got to give a shout-out to the Judenhass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (utfVc)

218 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (chM/Q)

Of course they didn’t start gerrymandering. What they did start was redistricting when they did, or halfway between census counts and making a big announcement that they’re doing it to gain seats. Did they think blue states would just shrug and not respond in kind?

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (13bda)

219 The guy commenting that he thought $1M would make you rich mentioned owning a Bentley and just "a mansion"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)


Guess he didn't grasp that the tax man cometh and if you don't save as much of that $1m to pay the taxes on the mansion, you'd be bankrupt in less than 5 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

220 I refer to him as "Der Starmer," myself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:42 PM (xvhJH)

221 >>215 May I remind you that Marmite > Vegemite?
Posted by: Charles the Tampon

Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (abIsI)

222 Something like 3% of American households have a net worth north of $1M without counting equity in their home.

$1M is still a good chunk of change.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (13bda)

223 $1Million, in big city, will get you a nice house in a good neighborhood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (FJMtP)

224 Of course they didn’t start gerrymandering. What they did start was redistricting when they did, or halfway between census counts and making a big announcement that they’re doing it to gain seats. Did they think blue states would just shrug and not respond in kind?
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (

So we are just supposed to do nothing. Got it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)

225 Also, atheists are very confused these days, because "atheist theory" is really rather sloppy and hasn't improved much over the centuries.
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Oddly, atheists are the biggest believers.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (FmapG)

226 But it should be clear by now--in an empirical sense, that you cannot get the gains we got under Western Civilization by atheistic pessimism.

I remember in a discussion between Jordan Peterson and Alex O'Connor (lefty/atheist) the latter mentioned that yes, fine, western Christian societies have certainly been better then others in both subjective things like freedom and objective things like average person's wealth but...that doesn't mean their religion had anything to do with it

And its funny that Christianity just happened to accidently do that isn't it?

Especially if you assume religion isn't "real" you should look very, very carefully at what its value to society is. And frankly, everyone should want a Protest Christian religion even if they thing it is hogwash by its objective results...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

227 Guess he didn't grasp that the tax man cometh and if you don't save as much of that $1m to pay the taxes on the mansion, you'd be bankrupt in less than 5 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe they were just saying that they're a tremendous spendthrift and, therefore, if they had been able to amass $1M in investments, they'd already own a mansion, luxury cars, a private jet, an island, a pony, a chimpanzee...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)

228 Some Illinois districts have tentacles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:45 PM (kbShR)

229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
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Haggis?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:45 PM (FmapG)

230
Maybe they were just saying that they're a tremendous spendthrift and, therefore, if they had been able to amass $1M in investments, they'd already own a mansion, luxury cars, a private jet, an island, a pony, a chimpanzee...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)



Tell me they didn't watch Austin Powers without telling me they didn't watch Austin Powers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

231 The government taxes you on your salary. Then it taxes you on your investments you fund with that salary. Then it taxes you on the house you bought with those investments.

And if you have the umbrage to die it will take half of everything you had before you can give your savings to your kids too

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

232 229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
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Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 20, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

233 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (chM/Q)

Of course they didn’t start gerrymandering. What they did start was redistricting when they did, or halfway between census counts and making a big announcement that they’re doing it to gain seats. Did they think blue states would just shrug and not respond in kind?

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (13bda)


To me, the fairest way of districting would be to place a piece of graph paper on the map, calibrated to 250K per square (or whatever the current representation ratio is) and let the chips fall where they may. These rorschach ink blot districts offend my sense of logic.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (vR0VG)

234 Had other states come on board it would have been a net win. Texas doing it on its own was guaranteed to have the backlash it had. It wasn’t thought out well.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (13bda)

Try this, you bitch. Do nothing, you bitch. You are a defeatist that will never, ever, ever be happy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (E6xSb)

235 The concept that *I* am a *creation*. A substance made to be entirely separate from God suggests in inherently that I am something.

There would be no purpose in God creating nothing that could not be something on its own. And so there is dumb matter and their is aware matter. And aware matter has at least a thread of control over its development.

So it is necessary by the logic of Creation, that God's foreknowledge of our actions does not determine those actions. Time manifests for our learning, so that we can see our elaboration of what we choose. We see ourselves forming over time. But God sees any shape we manifest.

Anything else, and life, I strongly believe, is almost equally as futile.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)

236 What is this 420 stuff?



Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Kt19C)

237 The British kept the poor short by not allowing them meat for hundreds of years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (kbShR)

238 Cuck Charles watching his country get ass raped...

What a fag

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (61TgR)

239 232 229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
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Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)

240 Pusillanimity thy name is Starmer.

Posted by: Turncoat, coward and traitor at April 20, 2026 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

241 So we are just supposed to do nothing. Got it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)So =====

The Battle of Athens option is always on the table. Just takes a push, and for a couple of jobbos to get fed up, and spit into their hands...

Kinda like the Brits. They're kinda culled, but there is still spirit, and it hasn't got 'personal'... yet. The 'football rowdies' are still an unknown element, and they do have quite a vet community....

I'm just surprised the Aussies haven't gotten to their limp-wrist PM for the outrage on their National Hero.... They're pretty close to Texas in mindset, but reserved.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (zL/eJ)

242
So we are just supposed to do nothing. Got it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)

Doing nothing > doing something that hurts you long term.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (13bda)

243
Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)



Fartclam and squeekhole.

Am I playing this game right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

244 If they had weapons of some sort, they could form vigilance committees and hunt these people down.

Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (mdaV5)

245 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
------------
Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)

Toad in the hole.

Posted by: British cuisine in an oxymoron at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

246 232 229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
------------
Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)


Porridge. One of the greatest disappointment of my life was when some Brit gals I knew made breakfast and I asked for some porridge. Then they took out a box of Quaker Oats. Fucking Oatmeal??? I hate oatmeal! FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (vR0VG)

247 You know who else was born on April the 20th?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (kbShR)

248 You know, if space aliens invaded the Earth clandestinely, and started replacing humans with automotons built to look like real humans, I would consider Keir Starmer to have been replaced.

The vacancy in the eyes. The stereotypical appearance of a white man. The prop eyeglasses. The, almost, choreographed mannerisms. And, the absolute self-inflicted damage done by policy stances.

That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)

249 Porridge. One of the greatest disappointment of my life was when some Brit gals I knew made breakfast and I asked for some porridge. Then they took out a box of Quaker Oats. Fucking Oatmeal??? I hate oatmeal! FFS.
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Grits>>>oatmeal.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (FmapG)

250 Doing nothing > doing something that hurts you long term.
==
assuming the fetal position does hurt you in the long term.

You are kind of negative.

Posted by: I'm just sayin you are a fairly new nick at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

251 You know who else was born on April the 20th?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (kbShR)

Jessica Lange, founder of Nazism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

252 That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.
Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske
_------------
Then he can fock off back to Legoland!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (xvhJH)

253 ...That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)


And you thought Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a movie. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (vR0VG)

254 Cuck Chuck watching his young girl subjects getting raped

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

255 The Iranian leadership has forced hundreds of Ships toward the United States, mostly Texas, Louisiana, and Alaska, to get their Oil — Thank you very much! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (FJMtP)

256 231 The government taxes you on your salary. Then it taxes you on your investments you fund with that salary. Then it taxes you on the house you bought with those investments.

Posted by: 18-1

So you're not into the "You'll own nothing and love it" thing, then?

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)

257 Sulu is 89.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)

258 Grits>>>oatmeal.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (FmapG)


Agreed!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (vR0VG)

259 Sulu is 89.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)


And sucks dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I remember in a discussion between Jordan Peterson and Alex O'Connor (lefty/atheist) the latter mentioned that yes, fine, western Christian societies have certainly been better then others in both subjective things like freedom and objective things like average person's wealth but...that doesn't mean their religion had anything to do with it

And its funny that Christianity just happened to accidently do that isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
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As a long-time methodological skeptic, I would actually indulge that skepticism as well.

We learn empirically what works and what doesn't. The speculation that we can just rip the Christian guts out of what we might agree works in that situation, is just that nothing but speculation.

Perhaps we can agree on 2 things. It is not decided that the Christian religion had everying to do with this. However, it's also perhaps not decidable that it didn't.

However, Christianity has the only theory where I would ever want somebody to refer to my "human worth". (tbc)

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)

261 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
------------
Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)

Toad in the hole.
Posted by: British cuisine in an oxymoron at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)
______

Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

262 Grain is animal fodder.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)

263 255 The Iranian leadership has forced hundreds of Ships toward the United States, mostly Texas, Louisiana, and Alaska, to get their Oil — Thank you very much! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Yep. And all of it denominated in dollars.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (FmapG)

264 Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)


I thought faggots were cigarettes.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (vR0VG)

265 Wikipedia has a "Palestinian inventions" page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (RHGPo)

266 The Left will never forgive the Jews for the Holocaust.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (4NO2D)

267
I thought faggots were cigarettes.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (vR0VG)


Fags are cigarettes. A fagot is a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

268 The idea that Christianity wasn't the basis of the assent of Western Civilization is risible.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (chM/Q)

269 First time in London and a dude said he was going to go outside and 'burn a fag.'


"WOAH! You can do that here?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Faggotts are kindling I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (kbShR)

271 Anchovies are hideous.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (FmapG)

272 Sulu is 89.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)


And sucks dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He appeared on a few Perry Mason shows. Raymond Burr was known to like young men.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (abIsI)

273 Allison Pearson
@AllisonPearson

When I interviewed David Cameron after he became Prime Minister he said the thing that shocked him most was “the scale of the domestic Islamist terrorist threat”.
An RAF cadet has been suspended for seeming to make the same point.

@RAFCRANWELL

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (RHGPo)

274 Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)


I thought faggots were cigarettes.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (vR0VG)
______

I think the cigarettes version is just "fag" as in a "pack of fags." I don't know if they call cigarettes "faggots."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

275 Wikipedia has a "Palestinian inventions" page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (RHGPo)


Reminds me of the two Muslim women reminiscing about their kids and lamenting that they "blow up so fast". Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (vR0VG)

276 Doing nothing > doing something that hurts you long term.
==
assuming the fetal position does hurt you in the long term.

You are kind of negative.
Posted by: I'm just sayin you are a fairly new nick at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

I hear echoes of Moo Moo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (utfVc)

277 Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

You definitely asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/4e6fk6ne

Posted by: I stand by my previous remarks at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

278 That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.

I think a lot of the "we are governed by alien lizard people!" stuff gets traction because well Starmer or Biden or whoever is indeed 100% human they are psychopaths and so Joe Average sees their is something fundamentally different about the elites and the people around them

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

279 @AllisonPearson

When I interviewed David Cameron after he became Prime Minister he said the thing that shocked him most was “the scale of the domestic Islamist terrorist threat”.


And that was over a decade ago.

It's worse now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

280 He appeared on a few Perry Mason shows. Raymond Burr was known to like young men.
--------------
Yes. Raymond was a committed bottom.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (FmapG)

281 However, Christianity has the only theory where I would ever want somebody to refer to my "human worth". (tbc)

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)
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"Worth" is a word very similar in origin to the Latin root "vert", "to turn". And it's clear what it means in the marketplace: "turn around". Thus the "worth" of a commodity or a good is how much you're going to get from selling it.

"Human value" is no better because "val-" is an appreciation of relative strength. Thus nobody ever suggests outside of a completely theoretical sense that humans have "equal value".

There is only one event in the view of Western Civilization in which all of humanity was equally included into a single transaction, or redemption, at such a high cost that everyone should feel blessed by the price.

We, the Lord suggests, are "worth" 1 Son of God.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

282 I think the cigarettes version is just "fag" as in a "pack of fags." I don't know if they call cigarettes "faggots."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (iFTx/)


Now that I think of it I think you're right.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (vR0VG)

283 Fags are cigarettes. A fagot is a bundle of sticks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
=====
Also, Faggots are meatballs.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (zL/eJ)

284 Our latest national survey makes one thing unmistakably clear: American voters continue to support President Trump's decisive action to stop Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons — and that support is strengthening, not fading.

Despite relentless opposition from left-leaning media, a solid majority of likely voters say military action is justified to protect American lives
_April 2026 | McLaughlin & Associates.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (FJMtP)

285 Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

*touches nose*
well, my own nose, otherwise would be gross.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (XWPh2)

286 The idea that Christianity wasn't the basis of the assent of Western Civilization is risible.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (chM/Q)
---
No, it's just that "real secular rise" was never even been tried!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

287 271 Anchovies are hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead

You've consumed many through the ingestion of Worchestershire and Tomato spaghetti sauces.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (Y8DZL)

288 I think a lot of the "we are governed by alien lizard people!" stuff gets traction because well Starmer or Biden or whoever is indeed 100% human they are psychopaths and so Joe Average sees their is something fundamentally different about the elites and the people around them

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)


I've often said, when arguing with a leftist, "What fucking planet did you grow up on???!!!".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (vR0VG)

289 The hippies are sad and wet here today, their smokey smokey day in Golden Gate Park got rained out

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (RIvkX)

290 "real secular rise" was never even been tried!!

*koff*

Posted by: Japan at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (XWPh2)

291 Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

*touches nose*
well, my own nose, otherwise would be gross.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (XWPh2)

You don't get to pick your nose, but you can always pick your nose.

Posted by: Pick one meaning at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

292 Anchovies are hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (FmapG)

Take a look in the mirror, asshole! You're no prize yourself!

Posted by: the affronted anchovies at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (WbWbV)

293 eff Mason@jeffmason1 - 2h

I spoke to @realDonaldTrump by phone earlier today. He said he’s not in a rush to get a deal with Iran and fighting is likely to resume as soon as the ceasefire ends, which he said would be Wednesday night Washington time

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (FJMtP)

294 https://x.com/AllisonPearson/status/2045790063292739943

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

295 Sardines are good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (kbShR)

296 I thought faggots were cigarettes.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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A bundle of sticks

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (JNTt1)

297 271 Anchovies are hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead

I see your anchovies and raise you some Surströmming .

Surströmming is a lightly salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring traditional to Swedish cuisine

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (abIsI)

298 Attorney General Ken Paxton@KenPaxtonTX . 5h

just filed a landmark lawsuit against ActBlue for deceiving Americans by lying about its donation processes that allow fraudulent and foreign donations

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (FJMtP)

299 No, it's just that "real secular rise" was never even been tried!!
===
Authentic, 100% committed secular humanism, is the way to enlightenment! Just have to kill most everybody first. Wait, do I sound a little like a communist??? Funny that.

Posted by: albert pike at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (anL5R)

300 nude

Posted by: Japan at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (XWPh2)

301 I can watch Spotify on my TV

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)

302 Nude Grunta Thunberg

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

303 Take a trip down memory hole lane...
The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c

Mark Foley is in there but good ole Larry Craig aint... good times ...
The incident involving Larry Craig in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom stall is often cited as a defining moment in the political career of the Idaho Republican. Craig's actions, which included peering through the stall door and making gestures suggesting to an undercover officer that he wanted to engage in "lewd conduct,"

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (VPPG8)

304 Nude Grunta Thunberg


Yech! No thanks!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (vR0VG)

305 I think a lot of the "we are governed by alien lizard people!" stuff gets traction because well Starmer or Biden or whoever is indeed 100% human they are psychopaths and so Joe Average sees their is something fundamentally different about the elites and the people around them
===
The alien lizard people stuff is just cover for the immortal Fae...

Posted by: I'm not suicidal by the way at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (anL5R)

306 Taqqiyah makes all muslims completely untrustworthy.

Deport them all.

Hang all western political hacks who have covered for the satanic death cult.

Posted by: Pete at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (9uoO8)

307 The peoples of Indiana seem quite dull to me. They voted for Pence to be their Governor. Almost as bad as Ohio.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (abIsI)

My home state is essentially a corporate fiefdom, with many congressional members of both parties owned by those conglomerates, bought-and-paid-for assholes who draft and vote on legislation in-line with whatever their biggest donors want them to vote for. This is why Indiana produces wishy-washy Establishment Republican politicians. This is what gave us the likes of Dick Lugar and Mike Pence. It gets me to this day that I should've seen through Pence early on but I didn't, probably because I had been friends with his cousins in high school and they were/are great people. It colored my judgement of the man.

Insofar as being dull, no; rather, no more or less than any other state. You're an asshole for writing that.

Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2026 04:20 PM (DPeYO)

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