The Morning Rant

What's that? The judiciary is out of control?

You have no idea.

A superior court judge in Santa Barbara has decided that the federal government is subordinate to California diktats governing corrosion protection of oil pipelines running from offshore rigs. From that flowed an order that in spite of the President invoking the Defense Production Act to ensure petroleum supply during times of national emergency, California can continue its anti-petroleum jihad by demanding that oil companies navigate a labyrinth of opaque rules.

Notice that it is a superior court. That is the primary trial court in California...the bottom rung of the judicial ladder, populated by legal retards who aren't quite bright enough to chase ambulances and file slip-and-fall suits.

Sable Offshore's Federal Defense Falls Flat in Santa Barbara Court

Oil development off Santa Barbara County’s Gaviota Coast has long turned on fine legal margins — interstate versus intrastate, State Fire Marshal versus the U.S. Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration, court orders versus claims of immunity. On Friday morning, in the Santa Barbara courtroom of Judge Donna Geck, one of those margins snapped into focus.
Geck refused to lift the injunction blocking Sable Offshore Corp. from restarting its pipeline system — even as oil continues to flow.
That alone might sound like just procedural sparring, but this time, the ruling did something new: It rejected, for the first time, Sable’s argument that a federal order issued under the Defense Production Act allows it to sidestep state law and the court’s prior orders.
“This is the first time a court has recognized that the Defense Production Act order does not relieve Sable of its requirements under state law,” said Talia Nimmer, staff attorney at the Center for Biological Diversity (CBD).

Even this article in the local rabid-leftist Santa Barbara newspaper exposes the contradictions in the attempt to supersede federal law with state regulation.

Luckily the company is seemingly telling the judge to pound sand and continues to pump oil. You know, for national defense requirements that are self evident to anyone with a pulse and a passing familiarity with current events.

But the arrogance of a low-level functionary in the California court system is breathtaking. This wasn't a holding that pushed it up the ladder to courts that might actually have some sane legal perspective (although it's CA so probably not). No, this was a demand to stop, on pain of penalty. There is no sense that the federal government might actually have standing, or that the administration's use of the Defense Production Act might be of national import. No...this was simply the amazing self-centeredness of a rabid environmentalist with a soupçon of Trump Derangement Syndrome, all topped with a California leftist's hatred of all things military. So OF COURSE this hack in black was going to try to stop the oil from flowing. She got her 15 minutes, and when she next goes to her favorite vegan lunch cooperative for a meal, the other patrons will stand and clap, and she will bask in their adulation!

Never mind that America probably needs that oil to flow for national security reasons that are far more important than the remote possibility that some tidal snail's habitat gets a bit of oil in it.

And yes, that is mockery of the environmentalists and their insanity. America is cleaner now than it has ever been in the industrial age, and using the increasingly hypothetical risk of environmental damage to do real damage to our country is tantamount to supporting Iran and the terror networks that America is trying to destroy.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:20 AM

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1 Monkey is late.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (N1DT3)

2 Munkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (Wnv9h)

3 minkey

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (1o8D5)

4 Fine, wasted my mini-rant on the art thread, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (5xoct)

5 Glad they are ignoring this "ruling."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (K88SD)

6 I don't think our ruling class appreciates the games they are playing with their own lives.

Society is a very stable thing, but when the underpinning agreements have been hollowed out, the collapse can come very quickly. (See: France, 1787)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)

7 Worth the wait. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (Dv3i1)

8 Examples need to be made of these judges and the video uploaded to YouTube.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (99eI0)

9 i'd like to propose a new definition for "hanging judge."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (1o8D5)

10 >>What's that? The judiciary is out of control?

You have no idea.

Nayib Bukele has a solution to this, you know. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (5xoct)

11 The judicial insurrection needs to be put down. BAMN

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (AkEZC)

12 And more companies will flee California because the legal and regulatory environment is unpredictable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (2GVsD)

13 Well, the setting is appropriate.

Israel's government promotes massive Gay Pride festival with "children's activities" near ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah

https://tinyurl.com/yucwvekd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

14 Nayib Bukele has a solution to this, you know. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

"It turns out you can just do things."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (99eI0)

15 12 And more companies will flee California because the legal and regulatory environment is unpredictable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (2GVsD)

It's entirely predictable.... They are on the wrong side of every issue...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (K88SD)

16 I think the judiciary has taken the overall lead in the corruption race, outpacing legislative in second and the executive is falling to third, temporarily.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (Dv3i1)

17 California needs to be invaded, and all leaders and judges need to be enslaved and sold off to a muslim country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (snZF9)

18 >>"It turns out you can just do things."

He just banned the Edgar haircut in schools, too. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (5xoct)

19 Ok I will admit this was better than my peanut rant.

Plus I think mine was 20 years out of date.

Date. Get it? Nevermind.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (AucCq)

20 California needs to be invaded, and all leaders and judges need to be enslaved and sold off to a muslim country.

Save transportation charges, Mexican cartels always need mules. We just chip them and arrest them when they cross the border with product.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (2GVsD)

21 12 And more companies will flee California because the legal and regulatory environment is unpredictable.
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It is always predictable. Its fucking California.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (FmapG)

22 >>Israel's government promotes massive Gay Pride festival with "children's activities" near ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah

"Time to close shop?"
-- The Bee and The Onion, who cannot satire our current reality

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (5xoct)

23 Save transportation charges, Mexican cartels always need mules. We just chip them and arrest them when they cross the border with product.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (2GVsD)

Slow and Dimwitted > Fast and Furious

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (Ot/FD)

24 We have US senators openly rooting for the enemy

https://instapundit.com/791453/

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (YwEeS)

25 The Blade looked this clown up, so you guys don't have to. She looks exactly like you think she does. No, not hideous, but the pic screams "AWFuL."

Her resume is unimpressive -- with a "journalism" degree! -- and she was probably an ambulance chaser before being appointed to the bench.

"Judge Donna D. Geck received a BA degree in Journalism from Marquette University and a Juris Doctorate Degree With Distinction from the University of North Dakota Law School. Judge Geck is a member of the Order of the Coif. Judge Donna Geck was appointed to the bench by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in June 2010. Prior to her elevation to the bench, Judge Geck was licensed to practice in four States. Her practice was exclusively civil litigation including jury trials, court trials, arbitrations and mediations."

God save us from AWFuLs ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

26 Tel Aviv is the gay Mecca of the Middle East. A terrible place.

Posted by: Sodomites and Sodomettes at April 21, 2026 11:27 AM (oftw2)

27 Thx CBD.
And who was the governor who appointed Judge Geck? Lefty idiot Newsom? Nah. The Governator, Ahnold

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 11:27 AM (gu0hJ)

28 The only environmentally friendly lubricant for the gears of capitalism is the blood of the workers.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 11:27 AM (2ap+5)

29 No. Body. is going to aggressively attack the rogue judges. The reason for the lack of punitive action against them is elections. Every four to eight years we get a New Boss, and the new management may favor authoritarian governance. The Judiciary can be Extremely vindictive, as we have seen. I think most politicians will shy away from making mortal enemies of the judicial class.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (pDt9x)

30 Fetterman Accuses Some Dems of “Rooting for Iran”

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"Some"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (ndZc7)

31 Geck, the sound you make when something gets stuck in your throat.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (YwEeS)

32 The only solution is war. A civil war.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (abIsI)

33 Bill the Cat, "Geck!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (2GVsD)

34 >>We have US senators openly rooting for the enemy

Well, they are the enemy, so. . .?
Puts the whole Iran "Deal" and middle-of-night cash delivery by Barack into perspective, doesn't it?

What have John Kerry and Wendy Sherman been up to lately, btw?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (5xoct)

35 She can peck my geck.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (AucCq)

36 She should be the first to be forbidden from using any products that use oil...like her car, many of her appliances that use plastic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (ynpvh)

37 Might as well ask how Jean Francois Cary's daughter is doing with her Iranian husband.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (2GVsD)

38 Order of the Coif?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)

39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

40 35 She can peck my geck.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (AucCq)

I ain't touching that bint.

Posted by: Geico Gecko at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (ynpvh)

41 >>And who was the governor who appointed Judge Geck? Lefty idiot Newsom? Nah. The Governator, Ahnold

Recall that his lovely wife, Maria, who was having a raging affair with one of his campaign consultants (Matthew Dowd), convinced Arnold to hire ousted Democrat governor Gray Davis' chief of staff. Gee, it's a mystery why he did so many Dem-friendly things, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (5xoct)

42 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

But they have an electric car !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (K88SD)

43 We have US senators openly rooting for the enemy

Don't forget that exact same senator met with the IRGC Foreign Minister a few years back.

He's ALWAYS been on their team.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 11:32 AM (G1ktt)

44 'Geck!' The sound of a well-delivered throat punch.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:32 AM (N8ZBc)

45 Order of the Coif?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)
________

Academic honor in law school. The qualifications vary, but it's usually top 10% or 5% of graduating class by GPA. So, while it does look good on a resume, being in the top 10% isn't that exclusive. The Blade is Order of the Coif.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

46 California needs to be invaded, and all leaders and judges need to be enslaved and sold off to a muslim country.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

seems like a common-sense solution to me!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (5t1pM)

47 The only solution is war. A civil war.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)

48 The High Price of Oil was a good thing under Biden, since it meant consumers would consume less, and the "Planet Would Be Saved".

But the high price (but still much lower than Biden's) is Terrible under Trump, because ... Orange Man Bad, screw The Planet.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)

49 Order of the Coif sounds better than Privilege of the Peruke.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:34 AM (2GVsD)

50 DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)

A coup from the military ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:35 AM (K88SD)

51 You people are just too dumb to understand sarcasm.

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

52 A coup by the Cult of Bearclaw probably.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (2GVsD)

53 To maintain order of your coif, may I suggest using what I use: Alberto VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment. I did not become an internationally-acclaimed actress by accident!

Posted by: Rula Lenska at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (oftw2)

54 >>THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup

She has the receipts.
Mark Kelly and his fellow "you must disobey Trump's "illegal" orders gang hit hardest.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (5xoct)

55 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (1o8D5)

56 Lady Gaga: Queen of Disordered Coifs.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (N8ZBc)

57 Again, what do you call a "D" law grad?

"Your honor".

FWIW, the judiciary was a key driver of the Spanish Civil War...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (XuXeR)

58 Yeah me!! I live in this land of democrap retards, AWFLs, and neutered men called feminists.

This is the center of the moonbat central world.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (xvV+O)

59 Chris Murphy, you are Copperhead twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)

60 Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

Yeah, fuck you. You're just mad that trump crushed your spiritual leader with his huge man balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (snZF9)

61 It is stupid for states to pay bums to live there.
Get a f*cking job and take care of yourself.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (pvf3X)

62 42 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

But they have an electric car !

hmmm.... *scribbles note* origami tires.

can i have a grant?

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (oY6Yp)

63 A coup from the military ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I think he means a coup of the usual suspects would be opposed only by a strong leader like Hesgeth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)

64 Chris Murphy, you are Copperhead twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)
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Is that secret code for "traitor"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (1o8D5)

65 Origami tyres?

What about the trees!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (2GVsD)

66 I enjoy watching the buffoonery which emanates from the legal system in california.

The smooth brained californians love their frankensteen nanny state and all the freebies it bestows upon them.

California's chickens have come home to mooch.

Posted by: Oski The Bear at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (79nfv)

67 My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

Based on something called "bullshiite"

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (XuXeR)

68 Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

So Trump has bungled mismanagement of this war and it's a disaster ? What world does he live in ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (K88SD)

69 53 To maintain order of your coif, may I suggest using what I use: Alberto VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment.

hot iron treatment > hot ol treatment

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (oY6Yp)

70 I enjoy watching the buffoonery which emanates from the legal system in california.

Posted by: Oski The Bear at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (79nfv)
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It's nationwide.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (1o8D5)

71 Murphy is a lot more conflicted in Iran than he will admit. He's been doing back channel talks with them for years.

He has always been on Team Obama/globalist with the intent of making Iran the dominat power in the Middle East and now his plans are turning to shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (viF8m)

72 Posted by: Oski The Bear at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (79nfv)

Go Bears!

[Did you go to Cal?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (n9ltV)

73 It is stupid for states to pay bums to live there.
Get a f*cking job and take care of yourself.
Posted by: Case

Wow, I feel judged!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 21, 2026 11:40 AM (5t1pM)

74 65 Origami tyres?

What about the trees!!!

can't save the world from the microplastic menace without breaking a few eggs.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:40 AM (oY6Yp)

75 Copperhead Democrat

"Peace wing" of the Democrat Party who wanted to make a peace treaty with the Confederate States. Believed it was unconstitutional and not justified. Opposed the draft.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (2GVsD)

76 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The kayaktivists blocking tankers in their little plastic boats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (abIsI)

77 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)

78 64 Chris Murphy, you are Copperhead twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)
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Is that secret code for "traitor"?

was under the impression that copperhead was a totally awesome battlebot from brazil.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (oY6Yp)

79 Judge Crater is lonely. He needs a whole lot more of his colleagues to join him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:42 AM (utfVc)

80 SB has always been an extreme liberal enclave. No hope for it. We left in '79.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 11:42 AM (YBtcQ)

81 was under the impression that copperhead was a totally awesome battlebot from brazil.
Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (oY6Yp)

Right... I love Battlebots.... Wonder why they haven't had a new season ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:42 AM (K88SD)

82 We are neither saving nor destroying the planet. We are a shitstain on the planet. Anyone who believes otherwise is a lunatic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 11:43 AM (Fbc0I)

83 35 She can peck my geck.

i thought your geck was impeccable

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)

84 This source that says 26 ships evaded is probably full of shit anyway. But the left also takes anything our enemies say as gospel.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (YwEeS)

85 So Trump has bungled mismanagement of this war and it's a disaster ? What world does he live in ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (K88SD)

The democrat world. The one where your stock in trade is never uniting behind America in time of conflict, to always give aid and comfort to our enemies by constantly sewing the seeds of discord, doubt, and uncertainty to boost enemy morale.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (snZF9)

86 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
______

The hypocrisy of Just Stop Oil dummies wearing clothes made from petroleum products is still better than seeing them naked.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (Dv3i1)

87
Adventure tourism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Almost as stupid as those tourist that visited a volcanic island off the NZ coast when it blew and killed a bunch of them

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (YBtcQ)

88
The hypocrisy of Just Stop Oil dummies wearing clothes made from petroleum products is still better than seeing them naked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (Dv3i1

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (K88SD)

89 The hypocrisy of Just Stop Oil dummies wearing clothes made from petroleum products is still better than seeing them naked.

They can always kill a bear for its pelt...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (2GVsD)

90 Judge Geck is a member of the Order of the Coif
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'Order of the Coif'?
Who knew? Perhaps there is a Fard Guild...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (XeU6L)

91 83 35 She can peck my geck.

i thought your geck was impeccable
Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)

Garden of Eden Creation Kit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)

92 If you believe humanity is a "shitstain" you should remove yourself. Got to start simewhere.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (YwEeS)

93 Pencil neck Geck-o.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (Cqx++)

94 Connecticut Passes Tough New ID Law — Except It’s Not for Voting

https://tinyurl.com/3nfvcmd3

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The scourge of anonymous bottle recycling must end!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)

95 That was a horrific cock-up, the tourists on White Island when the volcano popped. Sure, a mask and hard hat will protect you when a stratovolcano explodes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (2GVsD)

96 So Trump has bungled mismanagement of this war and it's a disaster ? What world does he live in ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (K88SD)

The same world as all of the media and 90% of the people on social media. A world that either doesn't know, or doesn't care, what truth is. A world where the only thing that matters is power. A world whose guiding principle is "better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (ExV1e)

97 Random AI query: 'Is there a moon crater named "Judge Crater?"'

No, there is not. Somebody dropped the ball. It's been 96 years already, guys!

'Which moon crater has the funniest name?'

None. There is no funny moon crater name, although "Crater McCraterface" has been considered.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (N8ZBc)

98 Alan Dershowitz announced today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the Republican Party because Democrats have become so radical and hostile to Israel.

Just one guy but a pretty big fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

99 >>>If you believe humanity is a "shitstain" you should remove yourself. Got to start simewhere.

Posted by: steevy

>Clever. Save the whales!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (Fbc0I)

100 What's that? The judiciary is out of control?

You have no idea.
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Actually I was early on to that idea. I have gotten the vibe that I might be the only one here that voted for Trump in 2016 for judge selection alone.

I called it a "better gamble" than that Hillary Clinton is going to select a judge that would not have swayed NFIB v. Sebelius into nightmare territory.

We were one vote away from the Supreme Court arguing that Congress' power to control commerce had lead to Congress' power to compel individual action in the marketplace.

I'm decades on this subject, and a long time scoffer at the ACLU's pretense of defending "everyone's rights". So much of this country was changed not from referendum, but from experts and elites surmising and making arguments and reinterpretations of representative-made laws in the courts.

Heck, the way the courts have commandeered the 14th amendment--as if the explicit power doesn't belong by referendum in Congress, is ample illustration of the damage the least representative branch in government can do.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (Fi81e)

101 [Not here. [CBD]]

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (sl73Y)

102 If you believe humanity is a "shitstain" you should remove yourself. Got to start simewhere.
Posted by: steevy

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Incontinentia Biden at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (w9Wax)

103 Just one guy but a pretty big fish.
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Gefilte?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (Dv3i1)

104 98 Alan Dershowitz announced today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the Republican Party because Democrats have become so radical and hostile to Israel.

Just one guy but a pretty big fish.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

Odd. Seemed to play the Ann Althouse game for the past 20 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)

105 Fine, wasted my mini-rant on the art thread, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21,

Got me to go look.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (sl73Y)

106 I don't get why this hasn't been removed to federal court.
I think it's because the same cartel judge has refused the removal.

Where Louisiana wanted their $700 million environmental damages against oil companies.
An issue that just went to SCOTUS and lost 8-0--if it implicates national security and is done because the federal government requested, it belongs in federal court.

But it gets worse because the oil company in CA is being hauled into her court again--but in two months--to explain why they shouldn't be held in contempt.

If it was an illegal who raped kids being threatened with deportation, this bitch would jump to attention and bend over to save him.
But here, it's just an American company losing millions so she's dragging her feet to prevent a final ruling so they can appeal and get removal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (tUP1A)

107 i thought your geck was impeccable

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)

You are confusing it with Unspeakable

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (AucCq)

108 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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These people have rocks in their heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (1o8D5)

109 That was a horrific cock-up, the tourists on White Island when the volcano popped. Sure, a mask and hard hat will protect you when a stratovolcano explodes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (2GVsD)

Hey, they died doing what they loved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (utfVc)

110 Kinda doin' with courts. Lets bring back Naval Prize Courts. You bring down a ranker, the court decides the value, and a portion is divided up with the officers and crew on a percentage. Last time used by the US was in WW2.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (gm9Sb)

111 The Supreme Court has gone far beyond what its intended role was supposed to be.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (YwEeS)

112
Is this a whoops? Because this looks like a whoops.

Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

Jeff Bezos’ space tech company Blue Origin placed a customer’s satellite in the wrong orbit on Sunday, sending that firm’s stock tumbling Monday.
Shares of Nasdaq-listed AST SpaceMobile fell nearly 12% in premarket trading and were down roughly 8% from Friday’s close as of mid-day Monday.

https://tinyurl.com/3xv8y9es

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (8YpvS)

113 Santa Barbara is one of the great Southern California tragedies, along with Santa Monica. The streets are awash in hobo urine and retail failure. But by all means, let's protect this fragile ecosystem from the threat of minor petroleum leakage.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 21, 2026 11:52 AM (yFLFB)

114 👍 Good thread.

The environmentalist are not easing up. How clean our environment aren't their real concerns. Power and money are & they desperately need to choke off oil/gas to get more of both.

>Grist, Mar. 27, '26 California’s fossil fuel phaseout has left it vulnerable to the Iran oil shock
The Trump administration and major refiners are using the war to justify restarting oil production and weakening climate rules.

>Sanford, Climiate & Energy Policy Program, Woods Institute for the Environment

The Writing on the Wall: Why California Refineries Are Closing, February 11, 2026

(Reading all suggested.) Such environmental issue apply to the nation, not just California.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

115 108 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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These people have rocks in their heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (1o8D5)

Heard a couple of curse words in Spanish...

Posted by: Geico Gecko at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

116 Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support

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And I'm turning to pizza for weight loss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (ndZc7)

117 Notice that it is a superior court. That is the primary trial court in California...the bottom rung of the judicial ladder, populated by legal retards who aren't quite bright enough to chase ambulances and file slip-and-fall suits.
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We have no Kings but ~~Caesar~~Judges!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (Fi81e)

118 Jeff Bezos’ space tech company Blue Origin placed a customer’s satellite in the wrong orbit on Sunday, sending that firm’s stock tumbling Monday.
Shares of Nasdaq-listed AST SpaceMobile fell nearly 12% in premarket trading and were down roughly 8% from Friday’s close as of mid-day Monday.

https://tinyurl.com/3xv8y9es
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (8YpvS)

He has a great future awaiting him at the Post Office.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (utfVc)

119 Connecticut Passes Tough New ID Law — Except It’s Not for Voting

https://tinyurl.com/3nfvcmd3

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The scourge of anonymous bottle recycling must end!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)
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Of course they require ID for big recycling dumps. Why? Because it's about the only thing these cocksuckers care about: money. Recyclers from out of state were dropping off tons of bottles, so CT was paying out big money for bottles sold outside the state.

The recyclers were cheating, you see. But no voter would ever cheat! So no need for ID for voting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

120 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (ynpvh)

121 If you bungle mismanagement then doesn't that mean you've actually handled it well?

Seems to me they are trying some new words out to see what sticks.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (AucCq)

122 "Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support"

It's way cheaper, and equally effective, so there's that.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (N8ZBc)

123 Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

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Should've used UPS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

124 AI Mental Health has less chance of talking you into becoming the other sex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:55 AM (2GVsD)

125 What's stickier?

Trump Bungled!!!

Trump Mismanaged!!!

Probably bungled but that implies there was something good to be done there which the Left does not want anyone to believe. They are probably shifting to that because everyone knows Iran are a bunch of geck slurpers.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (AucCq)

126 The superior court in CA would be the same as a magistrate in PA. The last District Justice where I lived in PA was a retired cop, no law degree, passed the little exam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (gm9Sb)

127 CBD, as a man with experience in Northern California, recognize this is simply the Southern California version of "How Berkeley Can You Be?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (0sNs1)

128 Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

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Imma go out on a limb and guess that they subcontracted work out to Euroweenies who were using the Metric instead of English system units.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (xU6sC)

129 The therapy bots are trained on mountains of therapy conversations so they likely have some general utility. Therapy has limited utility as it is.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:57 AM (AucCq)

130 From what I have heard Chatbots will validate any loony thoughts you express.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:57 AM (YwEeS)

131 108 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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These people have rocks in their heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (1o8D5)

Watch out for that Canadian-made AI...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ynpvh)

132 The Supreme Court has gone far beyond what its intended role was supposed to be.
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (YwEeS)
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Indeed. They could still rule that a state law "conflicted with the 14th amendment right to equal protection", but it would still be up to Congress to take that grant and pass the law that intervenes.

But social revolution/justice would happen too slow for progressives.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (Fi81e)

133 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Memories that last a lifetime! Which might just be 15 minutes, but still...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (OUMaO)

134 Are jokers wild?

Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

135 Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

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Should've used UPS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

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Where the f*ck is my ~~Jetpack~~ Amazon Drone Delivery?

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (xU6sC)

136 Order of the Coif

Tight cap, now made of tin foil.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (YBtcQ)

137 116 Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support

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And I'm turning to pizza for weight loss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (ndZc7)

Geez, copy paste failure above.

Watch out for Canadian AI's giving medical advice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

138 The recyclers were cheating, you see. But no voter would ever cheat! So no need for ID for voting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

I did that just last week. Took a dozen U.S. beer cans to the recycling depot here, and got my nickel each for them. The intent of the container recycling laws are to stop litter, right? Did I throw the U.S. cans in the ditch? No.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (utfVc)

139 From what I have heard Chatbots will validate any loony thoughts you express.
Posted by: steevy

You are so correct!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (8YpvS)

140 You say Communism;
I say Capitalism.
Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Florida Bound at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (qUkBO)

141 134 I think they will be trying the old human shield trick, maybe passing out the plastic keys to Paradise.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (gm9Sb)

142 Imma go out on a limb and guess that they subcontracted work out to Euroweenies who were using the Metric instead of English system units."

The Mars climate orbiter waves

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (XuXeR)

143 Watch out for Canadian AI's giving medical advice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)
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You sound like we had the same thought.

I only call it Canada for people who don't get the reference to Have-You-Thought-About-Relieving -Your-Burden-On-Everyone-itopia.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (Fi81e)

144 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

145 Are jokers wild?

Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

All they can do at this point is fart in our general direction.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (snZF9)

146 Are jokers wild?

Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

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Maybe a mis-translation of "Nuke Cards?"

/I don't know why Trump just doesn't just turn both sides of the Strait of America into green glass ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (xU6sC)

147 From what I have heard Chatbots will validate any loony thoughts you express.

Posted by: steevy

Not much different from a lot of modern "therapists", sadly.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (OUMaO)

148 Did I throw the U.S. cans in the ditch? No.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM

We don't want our cans in the ditch, either.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)

149 Therapy"

The Rapy?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (XuXeR)

150 Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

They're going to play an Uno reverse card. All our forces will be incapacitated but the Euros and Democrats will start supporting the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (ExV1e)

151
You are entertaining certain delusions. You should sell the 9mm. Buy a .45. Crossbows are better than longbows. I have a legal requirement to report patients who describe a plan to put carrots in chili, so you should reconsider that.

You need to focus on self-care. Buy bourbon, hookers and blow.

Posted by: Dr. Ace O'Spades, Robo-Analrapist at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)

152 I say Capitalism.

Posted by: Florida Bound at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (qUkBO)
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Why use the word Marx made up?

"Free markets", "free enterprise", "free economy" is a much better description of what I champion.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (Fi81e)

153 You are so correct!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (8YpvS)

LOL

To that end Brit Lass was saying to me a couple weeks back that she read an article in the Mail where it said how dangerous it was to have every thought validated with no dissent, and "research" is just discovering it can cause mental illness and other problems and I was like "you mean like watching NBC and reading the NYT?"

I love how the Left are acting like AI is the first deployment of this sort of sycophantic bubble creation.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (AucCq)

154 Dershowitz may be only one guy, but he is one of the most famous Jewish liberals in the country. His politics might not change much but it shows the level that anti semitism has reached in this nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (gu0hJ)

155 Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Goats with frickin' lasers on their heads!

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (YwEeS)

156 We don't want our cans in the ditch, either.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)

Concur. By the way, they look a little dusty. I have a shower you could use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (utfVc)

157 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

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This was a part of a mental institution story arc in an episode of the TV series "House, MD."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (xU6sC)

158 154 Dershowitz may be only one guy, but he is one of the most famous Jewish liberals in the country. His politics might not change much but it shows the level that anti semitism has reached in this nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (gu0hJ)

The Dems make terrible fascists. They got the violence down, yes, but they can't get the trains to run on time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

159 116 Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support
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They'll ask for Mental Health Support.
They'll settle for feeling validated.
They'll get Mass Psychosis and genital mutilation.

Posted by: Florida Bound at April 21, 2026 12:04 PM (qUkBO)

160 Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield"

Is that like the "New Kids on the Block"?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:04 PM (XuXeR)

161 You are entertaining certain delusions. You should sell the 9mm. Buy a .45. Crossbows are better than longbows. I have a legal requirement to report patients who describe a plan to put carrots in chili, so you should reconsider that.

You need to focus on self-care. Buy bourbon, hookers and blow.
Posted by: Dr. Ace O'Spades, Robo-Analrapist at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)

As to Ginger vs MaryAnne, the answer is both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:04 PM (utfVc)

162 157 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

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This was a part of a mental institution story arc in an episode of the TV series "House, MD."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (xU6sC)

♪ I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch this guy
I think about it every night and day...♫

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

163 All they can do at this point is fart in our general direction.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM

To be fair, the mephitic score of flatulence after eating Baghali Ghatogh is pretty high, and it's not inconceivable that it could be easily weaponized.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)

164 Watch out for Canadian AI's giving medical advice.
Posted by: jim

MAID

Make
All
Illness
Death

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (8YpvS)

165 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Eliza has always been here to help.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:06 PM (2GVsD)

166 Alan Dershowitz announced today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the Republican Party because Democrats have become so radical and hostile to Israel.

Just one guy but a pretty big fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

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As Gold Meir said Sadat when he arrived for his first visit to Israel in 1977: "What took you so long?"

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:06 PM (xU6sC)

167 *said TO Sadat ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:07 PM (xU6sC)

168 162 157 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

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This was a part of a mental institution story arc in an episode of the TV series "House, MD."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (xU6sC)

♪ I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch this guy
I think about it every night and day...♫

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

♫ I believe I am sore,
See me thrusting through your backdoor...♪

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

169 MAID

Make
All
Illness
Death

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (8YpvS)

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* golf clap *

And stolen ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (xU6sC)

170 Tucker Carlson Admits He’ll Be “Tormented for a Long Time” for Helping Elect Pres. Donald Trump: “I Want to Say I’m Sorry for Misleading People”

Maybe Carlson needs a camo anxiety bag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (abIsI)

171 I'm sorry, troll, but I have bad news.

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

I'm afraid to say the prognosis is grim.

Your only hope is to eat the contents of your mom's car battery. But have her call me first. My electrodong needs attention.

This session will cost you $5,000.

Posted by: Dr. Ace O'Spades, Robo-Analrapist at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (BI5O2)

172
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
So happy together

Posted by: The Turtles at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (0sNs1)

173
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

174 Tucker Carlson Admits He’ll Be “Tormented for a Long Time” for Helping Elect Pres. Donald Trump: “I Want to Say I’m Sorry for Misleading People”

Maybe Carlson needs a camo anxiety bag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (abIsI)

No problem cucker, we're all tormented by thinking you were anything but a shit stain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (snZF9)

175 "Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place"

If that glans-shaped rocket was up his ass he'd know where it was...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (5xAqj)

176 I tell you, watching some commentary on Youtube has become like watching Die Hard on broadcast TV.

People used to comment on the absurdity of "Yippee-ki-yay, Mother-Father!"

But serious commentary on Youtube occasionally needs to address "graping" and "grapists and "accusations of grape", like those against Swalwell.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (Fi81e)

177 Nood. Ace has awaken from his repose, freshened up, and is posting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (0sNs1)

178 Nude Iranian and Chinese homosexuals

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

179 We don't want our cans in the ditch, either.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)
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He hates these cans!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:13 PM (Fi81e)

180 While I know he won't, I really wish Trump would issue an order to the US Marshalls:

"Arrest anyone attempting to shut this pipeline down."

Send a letter to the judge:
You have 12 hours to void every order you have issued in this case preventing production or you will be charged as an enemy agent attempting to sabotage vital war supplies during wartime.

Let the left make this their Fort Sumter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:13 PM (tUP1A)

181 So Cucker had a sadz for misleading people into thinking he might have had his head screwed on right before. Got it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (5xAqj)

182 Patrick McGoohan drum solo:
youtube.com/watch?v=hl5p80BMHYk

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (N8ZBc)

183
Even this article in the local rabid-leftist Santa Barbara newspaper exposes the contradictions in the attempt to supersede federal law with state regulation.

This paper, The Independent, is the local Maoist weekly free arts paper. Take that for what it is...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (y9nCu)

184 The shocking part of her ruling is it makes zero legal sense. The ruling seems to say they can comply with the federal mandate and at the same time comply with her injunction. I.e. they can both pump oil and not pump it.

The ruling is mentally retarded.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (L6dcX)

185 I don't care about oil spills. They get cleaned up. Drill baby drill.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 12:59 PM (Pl1+s)

186 My challenge to the environmentalist whom I encounter is simple: Where is the air dirtier than it was 5 years ago? ten year ago? Where is the water dirtier than it was 5 years ago? ten years ago?

Of course they try to hand-wave that away with "that's not the point" to which i interject "that's exactly the point." That's as far as I've ever gotten with this line of argument....

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (bufu1)

187 Society is a very stable thing, but when the underpinning agreements have been hollowed out, the collapse can come very quickly. (See: France, 1787)

I beg to differ: See the 1992 LA riots.
Within 15 minutes of the Rodney King verdict LA was on fire...
except for Korea Town with those guys standing in front of their stores and on the roofs. Hmmm.

Incidentally, Kurt Schlitchter, was a lieutenant with the 82nd who was deployed for that riot. He has some suggestions re being a Rooftop Korean and has written a few books re California.

Posted by: waepnedmann at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (WXT1Q)

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