Anna Paulina Luna: A Woman Is Coming Forward With Lawyers to Make a Complaint Against Ruben Gallego of a Violation That is "Sexual In Nature" and Also Human Trafficking<br>Plus: FBI to Investigate Deaths and Disappearances of 10 Top-Secret Clearance Scien

Anna Paulina Luna: A Woman Is Coming Forward With Lawyers to Make a Complaint Against Ruben Gallego of a Violation That is "Sexual In Nature" and Also Human Trafficking
Plus: FBI to Investigate Deaths and Disappearances of 10 Top-Secret Clearance Scien

Now, we have seen fakers and grifters come forward to make false claims in the wake of a high-profile accusation. A bunch of psychopaths and schizophrenics made up claims against Brett Kavanaugh after Hysterical Hippocampus made her false claims WITHOUT EVIDENCE.

On the other hand, Anna Paulina Luna is hot enough to roast a dolphin.

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
@RepLuna
It's seems like the Senate has its own trash to take out. @LeaderJohnThune. You need to look into the allegations against one of your Senators, it's very disturbing. My chief will be contacting your chief.

#BelieveAllWomen:

Republican Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida accused Democratic Sen. Ruben Gallego of misconduct on Thursday, which Gallego denied.
Luna told CBS News' "The Takeout with Major Garrett" that the Arizona Democrat was the previously unnamed senator whom she said was facing "very disturbing" allegations in a cryptic social media post earlier this week.
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Luna did not give much detail about the allegations, but she said some of them are "sexual in nature" and some of them involve alleged campaign finance violations. She also said Senate Majority Leader John Thune's office confirmed to her that the matter is under investigation.
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Luna said "there is a woman that allegedly is coming forward with attorneys [and] wants to go on-record about an incident that occurred between the two of them at the same time, and the event was sexual in nature, allegedly."
Pressed for further details, Luna added that "I think any time that you are knowingly engaging in purchasing someone for sex, that that is something that should be taken seriously."

She also says the case involves "trafficking." I don't know what this means. She might be taking the broadest possible view of "trafficking" and claiming that any woman in the business of prostitution, as this prostitute Gallego paid is, is "trafficked."

Or she might mean that this specific woman was, in fact, trafficked. Did Gallego know that or have reason to suspect?

Seems a little flimsy but we'll see.

Gallego has strongly denied wrongdoing in recent days. He told reporters earlier this week he has never engaged in any sexual misconduct or other inappropriate behavior with staff or women outside of his marriage.

Insane. He divorced his wife, pregnant in the ninth month, to marry a 25-year-old staffer. He's claiming that there was no affair prior to the divorce?

It's spectacularly dishonest. What "news organization" could print this lie without providing the factual context which demonstrates it's a lie?

Oh -- CBS "News." That checks out.

Gallego -- who was friends with Swalwell but later called for his expulsion from Congress -- acknowledged earlier this week that he was aware of rumors of Swalwell acting "flirty." But he later said that he'd "never heard actual accusations of harassment of staff or predatory behavior toward staff." Gallego also said he "fell for the lies."
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Luna has been outspoken about the need to crack down on allegations of misconduct, telling CBS News earlier this week that she expects other lawmakers to face similar pressure.

She's also campaigning to release the Congressional Sex Slush Fund Files.

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
@RepLuna
Apr 15
A friendly reminder that House Oversight subpoenaed the records of the congressional sexual harassment slush fund and we will be releasing them. Maybe we'll see more resignations, you never know. #trashday

Before the guy comes in to say "John Thune will do nothing" -- let me beat you to the punch. John Thune will do nothing. He's a Democrat who exists to do favors for his rich corporate donors and get paid off for doing them.

NEW: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) is accusing Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) of misconduct, telling CBS News’ Major Garrett her office has provided Senate Majority Leader Thune’s staff with allegations related to Gallego that are “sexual in nature.” CBS News has reached out to… pic.twitter.com/z4L54nix3v
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 16, 2026

Just look at his campaign disclosures. There is enough there to bust him pic.twitter.com/w24QRVixcE
— The Great Gats🐝 (@Gardyloo_Alert) April 17, 2026

As if she weren't hot enough already, she is a "No" on the FISA reauthorization the Democrat Corporatist John Thune so craves until he passes the SAVE Act.

Anna Paulina Luna
@realannapaulina
Apr 14
I have not forgotten that John Thune is intentionally blocking voter ID by refusing to embrace the talking filibuster.
So now I have to fight to stick it on FISA. Which I will. But John’s voters should be asking him what he is thinking.

Hakeem Jeffries says he never heard anything, anything! about Rapewell's predations.

Question: Some Democrats have said they’ve known about the Swalwell rumors for years. Shouldn’t you have known as leader?

Jeffries: *Avoids question entirely* https://t.co/ABuSJ6gEPS pic.twitter.com/nr57ZTTSGd
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 17, 2026

Remember, the Democrat caucus consists of 213 people and Rapewell was a very high-profile, camera-hijacking peacock. The idea that he was never briefed by his staff about Rapewell is a brazenly stupid lie. This stuff comes up, for example, when vetting people for important postings.

Like a seat on the Intelligence Committee, for example.

Trump Orders FBI to Investigate the Recent Deaths and Disappearances of Ten Scientists Working on Top Secret Projects:

🚨 NOW: Mass calls for investigations are ramping up after nearly a DOZEN of America's top scientists either died or disappeared with few answers

The scientists happen to be tied to "critical secrets."

"This has the hallmarks of a FOREIGN OPERATION."

This is insane. 🤯

"These… pic.twitter.com/rygr0QmDZ3
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 16, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM

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1 I like her. She's purty.

Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 01:16 PM (TUwfQ)

2 IM DENNY CRANE

Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at April 17, 2026 01:17 PM (dmDsy)

3 Rats...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Came In Last.... at April 17, 2026 01:17 PM (dmDsy)

4 This is my shocked face!!

He must resign immediately!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (4KUe5)

5 >Insane. He divorced his wife, pregnant in the ninth month, to marry a 25-year-old staffer. He's claiming that there was no affair prior to the divorce?

Guys like this used to have to leave town.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (rJ48h)

6 ace nood apl...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Came In Last.... at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)

7 *sings in Spanish*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

8 heck - Khe khe khe khe khe khe keh

Posted by: Roasted Dophin at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (P6qMv)

9 Ruben Gallego looks like the kind of guy that would have a bunch of teenagers locked in his basement.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

10 Make it so

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (qpJ+b)

11 Don't get Luna after you.. the hot autist will get you...

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (53oGX)

12 No sexually assaulting the staff.
No human trafficking.
Men suck! Destroy the patriarchy.

The gloryholes at the next DNC will just be sad...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (Sco7b)

13 Something hinky going on with the missing science folk.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (2WIwB)

14
Scien?

Scientologists?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (xG4kz)

15 6 ace nood apl...
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Came In Last.... at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)

And sent the nood to this post.....

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Blame The Sun. at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy)

16 They ignored the claims because they surfaced back when Swalwell was leading the Trump impeachment.

Hard to denounce Trump for hanging out with a pr0nstar or allegedly peeing on hookers when your guy is doing this and much, much worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2026 01:20 PM (4KUe5)

17 Gallegos could be anything from the broadest definition of trafficking, to actually being supplied the girls through "contacts" like some group's party yachts, to actually facilitating trafficking routes across the border of the great state of Arizona.
I will wait to find out.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)

18 "he was aware of rumors of Swalwell acting "flirty."

What is this, the f*'n 5th grade?

Can we get some adults in the room?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 17, 2026 01:20 PM (DgMqy)

19 Well, you can't be arrested for being a louse who bails on your family in the third trimester.
You CAN be arrested for using campaign moneys to pay for the wedding with the thot you cheated on her with.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (gKWVE)

20 Those men. They have no self control. They go after me without remorse. I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (P6qMv)

21 Gallego, what a knob.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (qpJ+b)

22 Ruben Gallego looks like the kind of guy that would have a bunch of teenagers locked in his basement.

Both genders, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (tUj8P)

23 John Thune will do- oh, nevermind...

Posted by: That guy who always says "John Thune will do nothing" at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (aJQbY)

24 She was losing her figure.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (2ap+5)

25 Insane. He divorced his wife, pregnant in the ninth month, to marry a 25-year-old staffer. He's claiming that there was no affair prior to the divorce?

A few years ago the FNM managed to persuade the voters of AL to not for Roy Moore because he married a 24 year old which made him a pedophile or something

Note that was his first and I believe only marriage...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

26 She's also campaigning to release the Congressional Sex Slush Fund Files.

There's no way that somebody in the MSM doesn't have those and is sitting on them for leverage.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (vTZFs)

27 Guys like this used to have to leave town.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2026 01:18 PM (rJ48h)

Someone could print up a PhD diploma for Nuclear Science and then he could disappear...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

28 Luna is indeed hot hot hot (x 100)

But I’m tired (so sick and tired) of believe all women so I admit I’m not all that confident these accusations are true. But if they take out Gallego ( or any Dem) then good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 17, 2026 01:22 PM (HRaVm)

29 Before the guy comes in to say "John Thune will do nothing" -- let me beat you to the punch. John Thune will do nothing.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: That Guy who says "Nothing will happen." at April 17, 2026 01:22 PM (j4NJK)

30 The gloryholes at the next DNC will just be sad...

I'm sure Scott Weiner is ready to help with that situation.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2026 01:22 PM (tUj8P)

31 9 Ruben Gallego looks like the kind of guy that would have a bunch of teenagers locked in his basement.
Posted by: 18-1
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Considering his father was a convicted cartel operative, very possible.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

32 And sent the nood to this post.....

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Blame The Sun. at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy
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I got you, fam

Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (P+gfg)

33 Democrats will fight tooth and nail to keep Gallego. He stole that seat and with the DoJ and CRD looking over elections, it could very well go Republican with the right candidate.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (y0LCM)

34 That there even IS a Taxpayer funded Congressional fund to cover up Sexual Misconduct, shows just how far our government has fallen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (mP0Kj)

35 But I’m tired (so sick and tired) of believe all women so I admit I’m not all that confident these accusations are true. But if they take out Gallego ( or any Dem) then good

There is good money in accusing Republicans of sexual misconduct, nothing in accusing Democrats/leftists.

So when one of the latter complaints come up you know it isn't looking for a payout at least...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

36
Oh, we Congresscreeps pass mash notes back and forth with our female staff members all the time!

Esprit de corps is important, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (xG4kz)

37 Gallego won't go unless the GOPe offers up a sacrifice to make sure things stay "evened out".

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (FpHTM)

38 But I’m tired (so sick and tired) of believe all women so I admit I’m not all that confident these accusations are true. But if they take out Gallego ( or any Dem) then good

Gallego just looks like a creep. As do Swalwell and Schiff.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (tUj8P)

39 Gallegos looks and dresses like an amateur pornographer.

No one should be surprised that he is exactly as he appears.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (yFLFB)

40 If Gallego resigns what is the process for appointing a replacement in AZ?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

41
Trillions of dollars spent. Years of conflict. Thousands upon thousands of US dead. The economy reduced to an state of untaxable destitution. Iran has been our downfall.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (tgvbd)

42 John Thune will do nothing!!!

Posted by: content? what content??? at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (9vFyc)

43 Hakeem Jeffries says he never heard anything, anything! about Rapewell's predations.

In fairness to Hakim, he's a remarkably dumb motherfucker, and he may experience difficulty understanding adult subjects unless puppets are used to explain them to him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (KKQKG)

44 >> Someone could print up a PhD diploma for Nuclear Science and then he could disappear...

Or make him a Navy Ensign and let him go on leave in Manila.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (y0LCM)

45 26 She's also campaigning to release the Congressional Sex Slush Fund Files.

There's no way that somebody in the MSM doesn't have those and is sitting on them for leverage.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (vTZFs)

MSM? you amuse us...

Posted by: The Deep State at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (mP0Kj)

46 Queer Starmer also getting the pressure on the sex allegations again today. He lied again about stuff he knew.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (n5tGW)

47 @15/Denny Crane: "And sent the nood to this post....."

Barrel's over that way. (Moose outside shoulda told ya.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (O7YUW)

48
If Gallego resigns what is the process for appointing a replacement in AZ?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

Lotto tickets are sold. The drawing determines who the next senator is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (tgvbd)

49 It is funny that the people complaining about the cost of the Iranian operation also tell me the Somali fraud in MN is no big deal...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

50 Jefferies looks like he’s onto beastiality.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (y0LCM)

51 37 Gallego won't go unless the GOPe offers up a sacrifice to make sure things stay "evened out".
____

I offer up John Thune

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (Dv3i1)

52 Guy Mohawk - in other news, water is wet and fire will burn you

Posted by: RandomDave at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (aJQbY)

53 The SHOES!

its always the shoes isn't it . . .

Posted by: not columbo at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (anL5R)

54 The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.

Posted by: Max Power at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (q177U)

55 Incidentally, there's a new clip going around of Ana Kasaparian (from Chunk Yogurt's The Young Turks) and Nick Fuentes reading the same script word-for-word. Everything is an op.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (tUj8P)

56 Ever wonder why all the progressive and amazing "women" in Congress don't just band together and demand the release of the rapey files? Seeing as the list is almost certainly all men. Things that make you go hmmm

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (RbWJI)

57 Gov. Katie will appointed herself Senator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (qpJ+b)

58 If they have Gallego on human trafficking, they have Katie Hobbs as well.

Because she appoints his replacement.

And they're fighting like crazy to keep him ....

Because if she goes, AZ doesn't have a LT gov, it goes to the Dem SOS, who is running for re-election this fall.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (HXT0k)

59 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Blame The Sun. at April 17, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy
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I got you, fam
Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 01:23 PM (P+gfg)

The HQ abides...

*Smiley Face*

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Blame My Son. at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (dmDsy)

60 The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.

Jesse Watters on Fox has covered it regularly for like a year now. It's a really odd story.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (tUj8P)

61 Those men. They have no self control. They go after me without remorse. I'm tired of it.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 17, 2026 01:21 PM (P6qMv)

Ummm...Rosie, we are supposed to believe all women...WOMEN Rosie.
Now hush.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2026 01:26 PM (2WIwB)

62
Queer Starmer also getting the pressure on the sex allegations again today. He lied again about stuff he knew.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Whatever do you mean?

He just said that he's planning to open the straights, er, straits!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:27 PM (xG4kz)

63 51 I offer up John Thune
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (Dv3i1)

Unfortnately, we don't get to make that choice.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:27 PM (FpHTM)

64 Is it too much to ask for a Luther Strange level fuck up from Katie Hobbs in response to this?

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:27 PM (B5oTI)

65 Hmmm.... sexual misconduct fund.

IS THIS why we can't get voter ID passed?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2026 01:27 PM (mP0Kj)

66 Plus: FBI to Investigate Deaths and Disappearances of 10 Top-Secret Clearance
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The ones that coincidentally were experts in areas that could touch on UFO retrievals?

Just wondering if this is a new thing or an old thing folks have been trying to ignore.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2026 01:27 PM (vSvIl)

67 If the shoes do match, you paid for the snatch

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (n5tGW)

68 >> Gallego won't go unless the GOPe offers up a sacrifice to make sure things stay "evened out".

We can give them Murkowski’s Cole stash. Maybe McConnell’s dementia meds.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (y0LCM)

69 Ellipsis, I wouldn't be so sure. Some of those women (especially the crazy/ugly ones) are probably pretty rapey too... the kind of person who seeks out political power is often the kind of person who is eager to abuse that power in "relations".

Posted by: RandomDave at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (aJQbY)

70 No way I trafficked those wimmens. We looked both ways before crossing the Boulevard.

Posted by: Safety Patrol at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (oftw2)

71 If there's any truth, an actual conspiracy to snatch or kill scientists, I'd put money on China. If that turns out to be the case, there should be repercussions.

Concussions. Whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (AkEZC)

72
The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.

I'm still around. Guess I'm not that important.

*kicks rock glumly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:29 PM (tgvbd)

73 Are these real scientists or climate change scientists?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 01:29 PM (0cOSz)

74 Why would you roast a dolphin? Fa love Pa.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (viF8m)

75 MSM? you amuse us...
Posted by: The Deep State

Hell, you're the source. The problem for the MSM is that it's a MAD situation. You can't nuke the other side without nuking your side at the same time.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (vTZFs)

76 From zerohedge. So much sorrow to go around.

Mr. Biden lives abroad.”

Those four words in a filing from Barry Coburn confirmed what had long been rumored about his client: Hunter Biden has left the country as his former lawyers and creditors seek millions in unpaid debts.

He added, “He cannot pay his current lawyers.”

There goes my amateur documentary "The Life and Art of Hunter Biden."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (Sco7b)

77 72
The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.

I'm still around. Guess I'm not that important.

*kicks rock glumly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:29 PM (tgvbd)

OWWW!!!!

Posted by: Kid Rock... at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (mP0Kj)

78 North Koreans would kidnap Japanese women from Japan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (qpJ+b)

79 Another tranny school shooting. Eight kids, one teacher dead. This time in Turkey.

https://tinyurl.com/mvbft4sw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)

80 Just wondering if this is a new thing or an old thing folks have been trying to ignore.
==
earliest one 2023, latest Feb 2026 I think.

So it could be random. Shit happens. These people aren't young. But, still . . .

Posted by: not columbo at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (anL5R)

81 Arent posts which feature required to have a pic of her in a bikini with an AR?

Posted by: Operator Error at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (UPo3B)

82
Kier Starmer has become the Wesley Crusher of NATO.

"Shut up, Kier"

Since NATO has become the Wesley Crusher of international alliances, so it's quandary stacked upon quandary time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (xG4kz)

83 Sourdough update:

Finished a roasted garlic and rosemary loaf.

I probably could have done two bulbs of garlic instead of just one. Mostly taste the rosemary.

But, it's good stuff. Dolley likes it. I made it for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (B5oTI)

84 The Dems will fight tooth and nail to save Gallego but they also can't afford for the 26 election to be a referendum on him.

Turn up the heat Sexy GOP lady...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

85 >A friendly reminder that House Oversight subpoenaed the records of the congressional sexual harassment slush fund and we will be releasing them.
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yeah right
we'll decipher the origin of life on Earth before we see that list of names

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (ZxPkt)

86 On the missing scientist front, word is that Thomas Dolby hasn't been seen in public since Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Missing 411 at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (oftw2)

87 79 Another tranny school shooting. Eight kids, one teacher dead. This time in Turkey.

https://tinyurl.com/mvbft4sw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)

You'd think a Muslim country would have killed the troon before they ever got the chance.

Like, the second they say they want to be a troon, off the tallest building in Ankara with you.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (FpHTM)

88 If there's any truth, an actual conspiracy to snatch or kill scientists, I'd put money on China. If that turns out to be the case, there should be repercussions.

Concussions. Whatever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (Ak

Iran is a prime suspect . North Korea is my other suspect. North Korea has no problem kidnapping South Koreans.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (0cOSz)

89 North Koreans would kidnap Japanese women from Japan.
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TBF - the north korean wimmens were on starvation rations and so didn't have much budonk in the budonkadonk

Posted by: not columbo at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (anL5R)

90
Another tranny school shooting. Eight kids, one teacher dead. This time in Turkey.

Non posso. Such shootings only happen in the US. That's what the best and brightest tell me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (tgvbd)

91 I loathe John Thune. Hopefully South Dakotan's will remember how he has sat on the SAVE Act and is constantly doing "pro forma" Senate sessions to prevent President Trump from doing ANY recess appointments.

Would love to see his ass primaried out of his seat.

Fucking piece of shit is he.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (qoLdL)

92 Oh wow. The UK and France are goi g to work together to keep the straight open.

Should we tell them?

I bet they are probably also working on a cure for polio.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (h6xNL)

93 Iran is a prime suspect . North Korea is my other suspect. North Korea has no problem kidnapping South Koreans.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (0cOSz)

NORKs are pretty quiet when Trump is in office.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2026 01:33 PM (mP0Kj)

94 On the missing scientists…. 10 years ago I would’ve scoffed at pretty much any conspiracy theory. Then covid and 2020 stolen election and crossfire hurricane and now let’s say I’m much more open to such theories…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 17, 2026 01:33 PM (OY1AQ)

95 84 The Dems will fight tooth and nail to save Gallego but they also can't afford for the 26 election to be a referendum on him.

Turn up the heat Sexy GOP lady...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

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It's hard to imagine Gallego being caught up in a major scandal affecting anything else other than AZ races, and even then that's ancillary.

It's not like Roy Cooper in NC will have to answer for it, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:33 PM (B5oTI)

96 The Biden Bag Man has skipped town?

Color me shocked. When will Joey start selling reverse mortgages and talk about Corn Pop buying gold?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:33 PM (qpJ+b)

97 Kahramanmaraş is out near the Syrian border where I assume Turks are pretty strongly Muslim.

I would have expected this near Istanbul or the Aegean coastline...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

98 Posted by: RandomDave at April 17, 2026 01:28 PM (aJQbY)

Yeah you're probably right.

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:33 PM (RbWJI)

99 >The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.
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$10 says they have been spirited away to someone's secret volcano lair

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxPkt)

100 > You'd think a Muslim country would have killed the troon before they ever got the chance.

From what I've read, present-day Turkey can be pretty chill for a Muslim country.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

101 99 >The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.
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$10 says they have been spirited away to someone's secret volcano lair

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxPkt)

======

Who is John Galt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (B5oTI)

102 When Biden and Democrats opened the border among the million were foreign intelligence actors and people who could be used for irregular warfare purposes. These are people they were trying to sneak in for years and they just walked across the border.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (h6xNL)

103 You are telling me the same people who are obsessed with the titillating details of the Epstein Files have no interest whatsoever in the real, current sexual pervasions of their co-workers?

That's like saying these whores have no interest in the money, they're just their 'cause they love the work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2026 01:35 PM (HXT0k)

104 $10 says they have been spirited away to someone's secret volcano lair
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You may call me Sindrome!

Posted by: like my cape? at April 17, 2026 01:35 PM (anL5R)

105 46 Queer Starmer also getting the pressure on the sex allegations again today. He lied again about stuff he knew.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (n5tGW)

He likes the Slavic rent boys, yes?

Posted by: So many pervs it's hard to keep track at April 17, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

106 A trans- Turk?

What were they? Byzantine?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:35 PM (qpJ+b)

107 He just said that he's planning to open the straights, er, straits!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

They're all gay once they've been roofied

Posted by: Ed Buck at April 17, 2026 01:35 PM (gKWVE)

108 Is it too much to ask for a Luther Strange level fuck up from Katie Hobbs in response to this?

It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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That won't happen, as her staff hasbecome quite adept at releasing bite-size statements on any action or opinion coming from the governor's office.

They learned from the FJB admin on how to properly position an imbecile to look and sound professional (most of the time, at least).

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (5yDGQ)

109 100 From what I've read, present-day Turkey can be pretty chill for a Muslim country.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

I was under the impression that it _was_ chill until Erdogan took over, then he went full Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (FpHTM)

110
Hunter Biden has left the country as his former lawyers and creditors seek millions in unpaid debts.

Another deadweight deadbeat leaves the US. I recently read a story about some art-historian type bint to fled to Europe to avoid paying her student loan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (tgvbd)

111
Another Nick Sortor Holy Crap moment:

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
Apr 16
🚨 HOLY CRAP! ICE Director Todd Lyons just revealed ICE recently busted the largest gift card fraud scheme EVER — and that stolen money was being sent DIRECTLY BACK to military units in CHINA

It was being carried out by illegal Chinese men who were let in under BIDEN

All military aged, of course.

The scam is fairly simple: these Chinese fraudsters steal barcodes off gift cards from retail stores, place them back on the shelf, and when a shopper buys it, that money is IMMEDIATELY skimmed by CCP operatives who have the numbers in a database

And the American consumer is left with a worthless piece of plastic, unbeknownst to them.

ICE agents are doing HEROIC work — no matter what the Democrats say.

Posted by: beckster at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (kX27y)

112 Aside from all that, is this going to be surprise weekend? Of late, Trump waits for all the newsies to retreat to the Hampton's or their Manhattan cubicles for bunghole rejuvenation before pulling an action that would otherwise confound the market or give the propagandists a good lie for the talk shows.

Waiting till the weekend allows things to settle before wake-up Monday. So, what's he going to do?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (P+D9B)

113 It's hard to imagine Gallego being caught up in a major scandal affecting anything else other than AZ races, and even then that's ancillary.

It certainly works the other way - in many elections THE ISSUE had been some secondary Republican running who was caught in a scandal or just said something dumb.

The old GOPe wouldn't bother trying to make a similar case against the Dems but Trump's GOP? I think they can

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

114 Or make him a Navy Ensign and let him go on leave in Manila.
Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:24 PM (y0LCM)

Hah, my first night out of CONUS, on my way to DGAR, was an overnight in Manila. I was an Ensign. I lived.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (Y1sOo)

115 Those dead or missing scientists probably got mixed up with a killer fag and got what was coming to them.

Posted by: Ed Buck, killer fag at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (onPc6)

116 46 Queer Starmer also getting the pressure on the sex allegations again today. He lied again about stuff he knew.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2026 01:25 PM (n5tGW)

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Starmer has had massive pressures on his ministership since he started, and he's just coasted through the news cycle until it's forgotten. He's had ministers resign from his government in protest more than once.

Why?

Because he knows that Labour won't force him out. If they force him out, they have to call snap elections, and they'll be wiped out. He has literally no incentive to leave.

His entire cabinet can resign and he'll just hold meetings alone at 10 Downing Street, talking to himself. It's not like he actually has to make important decisions anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (B5oTI)

117 101 Who is John Galt?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (B5oTI)

The only normal name in that damned book.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (FpHTM)

118 Are these real scientists or climate change scientists?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 01:29 PM (0cOSz)

LOL

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (RbWJI)

119
Hunter will meet with an "unexpected accident".

It'll be the "sacred Beau" all over for Mush4Brains

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (xG4kz)

120 101 99 >The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.
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$10 says they have been spirited away to someone's secret volcano lair

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxPkt)

Hustled onto a Malaysian jet and flown up Don Lemon's ass.

Posted by: Dark and cavernous but surprisingly spacious at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

121 RE Gallego: investigate the Hell out of him, find some outside-Congress crime for which he can be charged, and throw his ass in jail. Let him keep his seat, but not be able to vote.

Re missing scientists. Could we get some sort of chart to identify who they are, where they worked, and what their work consisted of? Maybe some common thread could be found, that might lead to a motive for their disappearances.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (utfVc)

122 I would think they are investigating it already but okay.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YwEeS)

123 > A friendly reminder that House Oversight subpoenaed the records of the congressional sexual harassment slush fund and we will be releasing them.
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Listing the names of the congressional pieces of shit who dipped into that fund, and just their names, wouldn't change a thing. Even the amounts they used wouldn't.

Because the list would be so long there'd be no way to bring anything resembling justice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (AkEZC)

124 77 72
The conspiracy YouTube channels I visit are OBCESSED with the missing scientists.

I'm still around. Guess I'm not that important.

*kicks rock glumly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:29 PM (tgvbd)

OWWW!!!!
Posted by: Kid Rock... at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM

You kicked my little brother?

Posted by: Big Brother of Kid Rock at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (qoLdL)

125 108 That won't happen, as her staff hasbecome quite adept at releasing bite-size statements on any action or opinion coming from the governor's office.

They learned from the FJB admin on how to properly position an imbecile to look and sound professional (most of the time, at least).

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 17, 2026 01:36 PM (5yDGQ)

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What I meant was Strange's insistence on appointing himself to the open Senate seat that Session's left to become AG. Strange was beset by controversy and his presence destroyed the ability of the GOP to keep the seat when the actual election came around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (B5oTI)

126 10 years ago I would’ve scoffed at pretty much any conspiracy theory. Then covid and 2020 stolen election and crossfire hurricane and now let’s say I’m much more open to such theories

This is relatable. I think a lot of people feel the same way. Plenty of seemingly normal people online and in my real life seem to be feeling the same way.

My father in law is an extreme example. He's so open to conspiracy theories now, it's like his brain fell out of his head. He's all-in on chemtrails, politicians being replaced with doubles (Hillary specifically), and even (ugh) Holocaust denialism. I've teased him about the first two. The last one I just refuse to talk about with him. It's not worth it.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (mkw2N)

127 Twoday we be opening the Brattleboro Ptesdent Obana library and we our so proud. Fee is be $50 per persin and the money will goes two holp gay childrin of coller and the library fu ds.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (vwszh)

128 With all the money his dad sent to Ukraine, hunter ought to be able to live like a king there...

Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (33y12)

129 Who is John Galt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (B5oTI)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S FROM A BOOK

Posted by: JOHN GALT at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (RbWJI)

130
The scam is fairly simple: these Chinese fraudsters steal barcodes off gift cards from retail stores, place them back on the shelf, and when a shopper buys it, that money is IMMEDIATELY skimmed by CCP operatives who have the numbers in a database

And the American consumer is left with a worthless piece of plastic, unbeknownst to them.

ICE agents are doing HEROIC work — no matter what the Democrats say.
==
the level of fraud is astronomical. I mean, this is state actor fraud. Sheesh. SMOD it might be time...

Posted by: like my cape? at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (anL5R)

131 Boy, Bari Weiss is sure cleaning up CBS news

Posted by: Beartooth at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (tYGL3)

132 129 Who is John Galt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:34 PM (B5oTI)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S FROM A BOOK

Posted by: JOHN GALT at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (RbWJI)

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What's a book?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (B5oTI)

133 Hunter is allegedly moving to Sud Afrika.

He better pay his security detail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (qpJ+b)

134
If they force him out, they have to call snap elections, and they'll be wiped out.

They don't have to call an election until 2029 if Starmer is there or not. They'll hold on grimly until the final second because 1) they know they'll be wiped out and 2) it gives them time to finish looting the store.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (tgvbd)

135 . The last one I just refuse to talk about with him. It's not worth it.

Ike had people record video evidence so there wouldn't be any room for denial.

Does he think people like Ike and Reagan were "in on it"?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

136 Yeah...

Real Scientists or

TV Scientists or

AI Models Doing The Work Of Scientists?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (DgMqy)

137 She might be taking the broadest possible view of "trafficking" and claiming that any woman in the business of prostitution, as this prostitute Gallego paid is, is "trafficked."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM

She probably means trafficked in that the hooker was brought across state lines to fuck Gallego.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (0bjKf)

138 That pic of Swallwell and the chick he appears to be checking out her teeth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (P+D9B)

139 Transcontanople?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)

140 Maybe we'll see more resignations, you never know. #trashday

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Every day is #trashday on Capitol Hill ... not to mention Maricopa County, which continues rigging elections for Ds with the help of the McCain Crony Machine.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (qE1/4)

141 133 Hunter is allegedly moving to Sud Afrika.

He better pay his security detail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (qpJ+b)

Somebody watches The Aristocratic Spoon.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (FpHTM)

142 It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:27 PM

The 6K collection of Ridley Scott Directors Cuts in the meantime?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (epVzN)

143 >> Hah, my first night out of CONUS, on my way to DGAR, was an overnight in Manila. I was an Ensign. I lived.

Yes but did the NSF bring you back.

Posted by: The Crow at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (h6xNL)

144 Every Anna Paulina Luna post should include at least two images. Or I guess I could search "Anna Paulina Luna bikini". Hmmm.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Candidus at April 17, 2026 01:40 PM (mh9lQ)

145 One thing I'm sure of. Luna knows all about unwelcome advances from men.

She really is in the Lamarr range.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 17, 2026 01:41 PM (AlhUl)

146 Maybe some common thread could be found, that might lead to a motive for their disappearances.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (utfVc)
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Top men are working on it. Top men.

Posted by: 496 at April 17, 2026 01:41 PM (33y12)

147 134
If they force him out, they have to call snap elections, and they'll be wiped out.

They don't have to call an election until 2029 if Starmer is there or not. They'll hold on grimly until the final second because 1) they know they'll be wiped out and 2) it gives them time to finish looting the store.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (tgvbd)

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If they force Starmer out of office, not convince him to resign but force, then UK rules are to call snap elections.

And there are so many Labour ministers that he can just keep pulling worthless idiots to fill the post at exchecheur or whatever for the next three years.

If Labour goes nuclear and does a vote of no confidence to actually force him out, Labour gets wiped out.

Hence, they'll never actually force him out, and Starmer knows it. He's not going anywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:41 PM (B5oTI)

148 What's a book?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (B5oTI)

It's a rectangular thing with lots of bound pages, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:41 PM (RbWJI)

149 In before the "John Thune will do nothing" crowd.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:42 PM (qE1/4)

150 KSL.com: "Utah leaders to probe relationship between Supreme Court justice, redistricting lawyer"
The SC justice "Dirty Diana" Hagen is the one who oversaw the question of the... redistricting. Dirty Diana thought this dude was hot. So the Republicans lost a US House seat.

Posted by: Ed Buck at April 17, 2026 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

151 Sock fail. Eeeugh

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

152 Re missing scientists. Could we get some sort of chart to identify who they are, where they worked, and what their work consisted of? Maybe some common thread could be found, that might lead to a motive for their disappearances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My first thought is that since Trump mentioned it, it is known who the malefactors are and he wanted to let them know we know. My second thought is that this kind of thing would never be mentioned by Biden because no one in his admin would be looking at it anyway, the focus was on prosecuting nuns. My third thought is that I'm probably too conspiracy minded for my own good, and our investigators are just still pulling the pieces together.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2026 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)

153 Hah, my first night out of CONUS, on my way to DGAR, was an overnight in Manila. I was an Ensign. I lived.
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You haven't lived until you've played Smile at Marilyn's Blow Heaven in Subic City.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

154 Best way to beat the Dems is to get them fighting each other. Their various interest groups, victim factions and race groups hang together on a very thin line and when there are limited resources or votes it's every whack job for themselves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (gu0hJ)

155 The SC justice "Dirty Diana" Hagen is the one who oversaw the question of the... redistricting. Dirty Diana thought this dude was hot. So the Republicans lost a US House seat.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DO WHATEVER I WANT?!!!!

Posted by: Justice Hagan at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (anL5R)

156
Real Scientists or

TV Scientists or

AI Models Doing The Work Of Scientists?

Posted by: Bad Andrew

They're frauds unless there are pictures of them wearing lab coats. All REAL scientists wear lab coats.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

157 Because he knows that Labour won't force him out. If they force him out, they have to call snap elections, and they'll be wiped out. He has literally no incentive to leave.

His entire cabinet can resign and he'll just hold meetings alone at 10 Downing Street, talking to himself. It's not like he actually has to make important decisions anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:37 PM (B5oTI)

If Labour wants him out, he's out. Labour holds a huge majority right now. They don't have to call a snap election. The PM is simply the leader of the majority party in the House of Commons; if the party selects a new leader, he becomes PM. There is no direct public election of a Prime Minister in a Westminster system.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2026 01:44 PM (utfVc)

158 "They're frauds unless there are pictures of them wearing lab coats. All REAL scientists wear lab coats."

SO TRUE

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 17, 2026 01:44 PM (DgMqy)

159 They're frauds unless there are pictures of them wearing lab coats. All REAL scientists wear lab coats.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

How DARE you

Posted by: Doctor Jill at April 17, 2026 01:44 PM (RbWJI)

160 148 What's a book?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (B5oTI)

It's a rectangular thing with lots of bound pages, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:41 PM

You have to speak TJM's language.

A book is like a bound version of a really polished movie script. But instead of story boards you have to use you imagination to get the gist of it.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 17, 2026 01:45 PM (qoLdL)

161
Re missing scientists. Could we get some sort of chart to identify who they are, where they worked, and what their work consisted of? Maybe some common thread could be found, that might lead to a motive for their disappearances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And by all means DO NOT SKIMP ON THE RED STRING AND THUMBTACKS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:45 PM (xG4kz)

162 Real Scientists or

TV Scientists or

AI Models Doing The Work Of Scientists?

Posted by: Bad Andrew

They're frauds unless there are pictures of them wearing lab coats. All REAL scientists wear lab coats.
==
Calm down calm down. We've still got Bill Nye.

Posted by: Whew! at April 17, 2026 01:45 PM (anL5R)

163 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S FROM A BOOK

Posted by: JOHN GALT at April 17, 2026 01:38 PM (RbWJI)

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What's a book?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (B5oTI)

THATS FUNNY BECAUSE A BOOK IS THAT THING THAT MAKES MY DOOR NOT CLOSE ALL THE WAY... DUH!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at April 17, 2026 01:45 PM (dmDsy)

164 148 What's a book?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:39 PM (B5oTI)

It's a rectangular thing with lots of bound pages, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:41 PM (RbWJI)

It's when you leave really fast....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (mP0Kj)

165 Has Greta von Thule gone missing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (qpJ+b)

166 157 If Labour wants him out, he's out. Labour holds a huge majority right now. They don't have to call a snap election. The PM is simply the leader of the majority party in the House of Commons; if the party selects a new leader, he becomes PM. There is no direct public election of a Prime Minister in a Westminster system.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2026 01:44 PM (utfVc)

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"Leave your post or we'll get mad at you."
-Labour.

"Fuck you, no."
-Starmer

Literally for 2 years now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (B5oTI)

167 Interesting threesome: Swalwell, a hooker and Gallego's stray sneaker

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (gu0hJ)

168 What I meant was Strange's insistence on appointing himself to the open Senate seat that Session's left to become AG. Strange was beset by controversy and his presence destroyed the ability of the GOP to keep the seat when the actual election came around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Understood.

But, she's looking to get re-elected as governor and I doubt she's looking that far ahead.

However, if Gallego decides to leave after just the 1 term, I could see her campaigning for his vacated seat in 2030. So, no need to do anything out of the ordinary to keep it in the Dem column.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (5yDGQ)

169 His entire cabinet can resign and he'll just hold meetings alone at 10 Downing Street, talking to himself. It's not like he actually has to make important decisions anyway.
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It would a shame if he were die suddenly.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (FmapG)

170 You haven't lived until you've played Smile at Marilyn's Blow Heaven in Subic City.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

Does crossing the Shit River outside Cubi Point NAS and playing "smiles" in the Missouri Bar in Olongalo City count?

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (Y1sOo)

171 yeah right
we'll decipher the origin of life on Earth before we see that list of names

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 01:31 PM (ZxPkt)

Scripturally it's Adam and Eve, so....

Posted by: moki at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (wLjpr)

172 160 A book is like a bound version of a really polished movie script. But instead of story boards you have to use you imagination to get the gist of it.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 17, 2026 01:45 PM (qoLdL)

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I can't imagine things. I can only see things.

Imagination isn't real, dummy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (B5oTI)

173 Imagination isn't real, dummy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (B5oTI)

You know what else wasn't real?

Posted by: Tucker, Candy and Megyn at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (RbWJI)

174 165 Has Greta von Thule gone missing?
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I think the crows feasted on her.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (FmapG)

175 173 Imagination isn't real, dummy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (B5oTI)

You know what else wasn't real?

Posted by: Tucker, Candy and Megyn at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (RbWJI)

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Birds?

That guy in the back of the plane?

Rhode Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:48 PM (B5oTI)

176 NOW: Mass calls for investigations are ramping up after nearly a DOZEN of America's top scientists either died or disappeared with few answers

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Please tell me that Dr. Faucistein is among them.

Lie to me if you must ....

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:48 PM (qE1/4)

177 It's about time they investigated 10 not one or two but 10 mysterious disappearance/deaths.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:48 PM (P+D9B)

178 I guess we should just establish which if any of the Senators and Congresscritters are NOT sex pests. Would be a lot easier, and probably wouldn't even require us to take off our shoes to count.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2026 01:48 PM (DwqWV)

179 87 79 Another tranny school shooting. Eight kids, one teacher dead. This time in Turkey.

https://tinyurl.com/mvbft4sw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)

You'd think a Muslim country would have killed the troon before they ever got the chance.

Like, the second they say they want to be a troon, off the tallest building in Ankara with you.
Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2026 01:32 PM (FpHTM)

Turks have an ancient cultural tradition of raping castrated slaves. If a guy volunteers to be a catamite, I expect they would happy to play along. And they're not a sharia country anyway.

Posted by: SciVo at April 17, 2026 01:49 PM (Sy6m/)

180 Scripturally life on Earth preceded the first man and his wife (not there named) in Genesis 1.
Adam and certainly Eve aren't even named until Genesis 2.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 01:49 PM (gKWVE)

181 170 You haven't lived until you've played Smile at Marilyn's Blow Heaven in Subic City.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

Does crossing the Shit River outside Cubi Point NAS and playing "smiles" in the Missouri Bar in Olongalo City count?
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Yes. But none of this beats Pattaya Beach. I know sailors prefer Thai Ladyboys to Benny Boys.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

182 Has Greta von Thule gone missing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM

* shifty eyes *

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at April 17, 2026 01:49 PM (lihFR)

183
Has Greta von Thule gone missing?

Posted by: Anna Puma

What's for supper, ma? Not Doom Goblin again!!

-- Ace's crows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:49 PM (xG4kz)

184 Starmer is literally the epitome of Upperclass Twit of the Year. You can easily imagine him accidentally shooting himself in the head, running himself over with a car or being unable to jump over a row of matchboxes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (gu0hJ)

185 152 Re missing scientists. Could we get some sort of chart to identify who they are, where they worked, and what their work consisted of? Maybe some common thread could be found, that might lead to a motive for their disappearances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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FN is now saying it's 11 missing.

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

186 Imagination isn't real, dummy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (B5oTI)

You know what else wasn't real?

Posted by: Tucker, Candy and Megyn at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM (RbWJI)

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Birds?

That guy in the back of the plane?

Rhode Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:48 PM (B5oTI)

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Harvey the Rabbit?

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (qE1/4)

187 >>They're frauds unless there are pictures of them wearing lab coats. All REAL scientists wear lab coats.

And referees in Australian Rules Football.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (viF8m)

188 It's about time they investigated 10 not one or two but 10 mysterious disappearance/deaths.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:48 PM (P+D9B)

To them it's still only 2. They are very binary thinkers.

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (RbWJI)

189 186 Harvey the Rabbit?

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (qE1/4)

======

That fucker is definitely real.

Owes me $5.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:51 PM (B5oTI)

190 *Olongapo, not Olongalo

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 01:51 PM (Y1sOo)

191
FN is now saying it's 11 missing.

Posted by: Judge Boasberg

Only CandiO knows the real number of missing scientists ... and she'll tell us that next week!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:52 PM (xG4kz)

192 160 A book is like a bound version of a really polished movie script. But instead of story boards you have to use you imagination to get the gist of it.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 17, 2026 01:45 PM (qoLdL)

========

I can't imagine things. I can only see things.

Imagination isn't real, dummy!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:47 PM

I guess "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was kinda lost on ya. ;-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 17, 2026 01:53 PM (WsJuq)

193 @catturd2
LOL ... So, I sold more copies of my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, from my own website, not even using Amazon, etc, than Gavin really sold with millions of advertisement -

Apr 17, 2026 · 12:50 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 01:54 PM (gKWVE)

194 Starmer is literally the epitome of Upperclass Twit of the Year. You can easily imagine him accidentally shooting himself in the head, running himself over with a car or being unable to jump over a row of matchboxes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (gu0hJ)

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He has a future career in The Secret Cervix.

/Are they hiring?

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:54 PM (qE1/4)

195 184 Starmer is literally the epitome of Upperclass Twit of the Year. You can easily imagine him accidentally shooting himself in the head, running himself over with a car or being unable to jump over a row of matchboxes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:50 PM (gu0hJ)

He's also a Fabian Society Socialist rent boy aficionado.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 17, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

196 Anna Paulina Luna is hot enough to roast a dolphin.
........

That dolphin would die happy.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2026 01:54 PM (UjdFS)

197 Welp, Iran now says everything Trump said about them handing over the enriched uranium is BS.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (cWLG3)

198 >>Yes. But none of this beats Pattaya Beach. I know sailors prefer Thai Ladyboys to Benny Boys.

Was there, too. Had a young, enlisted crewmember get the surprise of his life in his hotel room one night.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (Y1sOo)

199 Could we get some sort of chart to identify who they are, where they worked, and what their work consisted of? Maybe some common thread could be found, that might lead to a motive for their disappearances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Article and chart

https://tinyurl.com/svhabm78

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (P+D9B)

200 FN is now saying it's 11 missing.

Posted by: Judge Boasberg

Only CandiO knows the real number of missing scientists ... and she'll tell us that next week!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:52 PM (xG4kz)

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I'm pretty sure Erika Kirk killed them -- or The Jooos, but mostly The Jooos.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:56 PM (qE1/4)

201 I mean, on the one hand, a few people bought Catturd's book because they like the guy and want to support him, not because they necessarily wanted to read his SF.
on the other hand, that just means Gavin Newsom is that much of a punchable phony that nobody wants to read his shit NOR support anything he does, excepting maybe go away.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 01:56 PM (gKWVE)

202 Is Starmer England's Biden?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:56 PM (FmapG)

203 "Anna Paulina Luna is hot enough to roast a dolphin"

I've had roast dolphin. I don't know if APL played any role in roasting it. I'd like to think so.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 17, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

204
We're goin' to 'Po City,
where it's two-to-one

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2026 01:56 PM (lihFR)

205 Why can't she simply be called "Anna Luna?"

Posted by: Bear with me here at April 17, 2026 01:57 PM (A+zd0)

206 Roast a dolphin? Is that like slicing with a hammer?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 17, 2026 01:57 PM (3ImbR)

207 197 Welp, Iran now says everything Trump said about them handing over the enriched uranium is BS.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (cWLG3)

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The IRGC says that.

But the Foreign Minister says otherwise.

Because the whole, "We'll splinter into a thousand pieces if our top brass are eliminated as a deliberate strategy" is actually just a recipe for increased internal tensions until they start killing each other.

Which is the whole point right now of Trump announcing things. Increase internal tensions while they can't import anything, the oil market stabilizes, and internal resistance groups keep taking out Basij and IRGC mid-level and up leadership with every passing day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 01:57 PM (B5oTI)

208 Was there, too. Had a young, enlisted crewmember get the surprise of his life in his hotel room one night.
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Yeah, that can happen. We had a Marine meet Bat Man after his hooker tied him to the bed.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 01:58 PM (FmapG)

209 Welp, Iran now says everything Trump said about them handing over the enriched uranium is BS.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (cWLG3)

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Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 01:58 PM (qE1/4)

210 If they do release, (please, please) I know it will be 90-10 democraps on the list because if it were otherwise the democrap propagandists would have already released said list.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2026 01:59 PM (xvV+O)

211 He has a future career in The Secret Cervix.
/Are they hiring?
Posted by: ShainS

Aren't they all pretty secret? I mean, excepting Katy Perry's

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 01:59 PM (gKWVE)

212 I'd definitely hire Mr InBetween to 'ask' Hunter for my money.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 01:59 PM (0cOSz)

213
You can hand over your enriched uranium, or we can pepper you with depleted uranium.

Now, choose.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 01:59 PM (xG4kz)

214 Follow up article on missing scientists.

https://tinyurl.com/3yka4cf5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:59 PM (P+D9B)

215 Every time I hear the name Anna Paulina Luna I here that awful song

Una Paloma Blanca
I'm just a bird in the sky

And now you do too.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)

216 Why can't she simply be called "Anna Luna?"

Posted by: Bear with me here at April 17, 2026 01:57 PM (A+zd0)

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Harder to get the right meter when used in a Limerick, Haiku, or Rolling Stones song.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 02:00 PM (qE1/4)

217 Daily Mail has been covering the missing/dead scientists for about a month now. Glad to see the MSM finally catching up.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 02:01 PM (Y1sOo)

218 Nancy Mace is a chemtrail believer

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 02:01 PM (ZxPkt)

219 > We had a Marine meet Bat Man after his hooker tied him to the bed.

Like a guy with a bat? Or a guy in hockey pants speaking in a husky voice?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (mkw2N)

220 Roasting a a dolphin is done at low heat (98.6F) braise for about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (xvV+O)

221 198 >>Yes. But none of this beats Pattaya Beach. I know sailors prefer Thai Ladyboys to Benny Boys.

Was there, too. Had a young, enlisted crewmember get the surprise of his life in his hotel room one night.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (Y1sOo)

Never get a blowjob from someone until you've seen their genitals. I had a very close call once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

222 Twoday we be opening the Brattleboro Ptesdent Obana library and we our so proud. Fee is be $50 per persin and the money will goes two holp gay childrin of coller and the library fu ds.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro
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Damn bish! Git some hep!

Posted by: Tarshea Fudge-Riley at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (DDJSl)

223 If you look closely at the picture of Swalwell attempting to eat that woman's face you will see a picture of a black sneaker at the bottom of the photo.

Then look at the picture of Gallego and look at his sneakers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (viF8m)

224 Mahi Mahi is dolphin. Not Flipoer dolphin. That wouldn't serve any porpoise to eat Flipper.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (0cOSz)

225 218 Nancy Mace is a chemtrail believer
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And a homecoming queen!

Posted by: Davey Jones at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (Dv3i1)

226 Are talking dolphin the fish or dolphin the mammal?

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

227 Nancy Mace was also on Santos' list of kreepy kongressmen, but, uh... Santos.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 02:03 PM (gKWVE)

228 It looks like the American governmental system is specifically designed to advance the most psychotic evil people to the top. I know you are going to say the system is only as good as the voters but that is NOT how system processing works. For instance, I can develop a system to filter 99.9999% of impurities from a material. There is no reason a system can't be developed to remove 99% of the psychotic evil people from positions of power.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 17, 2026 02:03 PM (Vh9CX)

229 I always make sure the chick giving me a massage ( a legit massage you perverts) is not a dude.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:04 PM (0cOSz)

230 "Hakeem Jeffries says he never heard anything, anything! about Rapewell's predations."

Quite possible if you have your hands over your ears and head in the sand.

Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2026 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

231 >5 Every time I hear the name Anna Paulina Luna I here that awful song

Una Paloma Blanca
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when Buckwheat sings a song, it's his forever
https://youtu.be/MgFDv_4oKsw

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2026 02:04 PM (ZxPkt)

232 225 218 Nancy Mace is a chemtrail believer

so?!!

dude I have a memory like an elephant and I've lived here my whole life

they're spraying shit in the skies in PA

it's a freaking criss-cross pattern! all at once! that's not planes.

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 17, 2026 02:04 PM (j+aD2)

233 Follow up article on missing scientists.

https://tinyurl.com/3yka4cf5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:59 PM (P+D9B)

The good news: I've had eyes on Pooky for the last two years. And he says that he didn't know anyone on the list.

The bad news: He has no theories (or ones he's willing to share with me).

Posted by: pookysgirl, working hard at April 17, 2026 02:05 PM (Wt5PA)

234 I had a very close call once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

File this one under "oversharing"

Posted by: hey, my name's sheena at April 17, 2026 02:05 PM (gKWVE)

235 Yet another CA Democrat pleads ignorance:

Robert Garcia claims he had never heard the rumors about Swalwell, saying “I’m newer to Congress."

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

Posted by: Robert Garcia at April 17, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)

236 Anna Paulina Luna in a taxi, honey...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2026 02:06 PM (KNmT+)

237 >>We had a Marine meet Bat Man after his hooker tied him to the bed.

That happened to a friend of mine on another crew in a hotel room Olongapo. Didn't tie him up. They just slapped him around a bit before leaving with his wallet and wristwatch.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 02:06 PM (Y1sOo)

238 Article and chart

https://tinyurl.com/svhabm78

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2026 01:55 PM (P+D9B)

I think the Massachusetts killings are the work of the one nutbar. And the three in Ohio sound like a love triangle gone bad. Certainly not "unexplained". The unexplained disappearances are quite diffeent from those cases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2026 02:06 PM (utfVc)

239 219 > We had a Marine meet Bat Man after his hooker tied him to the bed.

Like a guy with a bat? Or a guy in hockey pants speaking in a husky voice?
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This was Perth, SW Australia. The hooker tied him down on the bed face down. Then Bat Man popped out of the closet and had his way. The Marine's situational awareness may have been off.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 02:06 PM (FmapG)

240 Now I have The Cars "Candy-O" running through my head.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 17, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)

241 Democrat and Ignorance go together like peanut butter and more peanut butter.

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2026 02:07 PM (RbWJI)

242 Black orchid, it’s geoengineering.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

243 Interesting threesome: Swalwell, a hooker and Gallego's stray sneaker
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2026 01:46 PM (gu0hJ)

Better than Prince George's ecstatic memory of his visit to Arthur Wellesley, 1st duke of Wellington's estate that included a dalliance with the Duke's two nieces, which ended in a night of carnal bliss in a closet with the particularly winsome pair of Wellingtons.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2026 02:07 PM (rbvCR)

244 218 Nancy Mace is a chemtrail believer
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I was reading a book from the UK that discussed conspiracy theories and their probability of being real. For every conspiracy theory they left some weasel room for it being real. Even the batshit ones. Except chemtrails! Even chemtrails were too batshit for these authors.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 17, 2026 02:07 PM (0bjKf)

245 @Osint613
·
2h
German Chancellor Merz:

"Iran must end its nuclear program. It must stop attacking Israel and the Gulf states. And it must reopen the Strait of Hormuz reliably, permanently, and without any form of payment."

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So...the war is over, huh? Modern German leadership talking tough is the sigh, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 02:07 PM (B5oTI)

246 I'd like to add that scumbag Gallego's head to the Pike of Victory. He's a real prick cocksucker. And there are surely entire graveyards in his closet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

247 The bad news: He has no theories (or ones he's willing to share with me).
Posted by: pookysgirl, working hard at April 17, 2026 02:05 PM (Wt5PA)

it does sound like the work of SPECTRE, doesn't it?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (rbvCR)

248 "Iran must end its nuclear program. It must stop attacking Israel and the Gulf states. And it must reopen the Strait of Hormuz reliably, permanently, and without any form of payment."

Or?

Posted by: Iran at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

249 Having another guy in the room while I'm having sex would be too gay for me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (0cOSz)

250 246 I'd like to add that scumbag Gallego's head to the Pike of Victory. He's a real prick cocksucker. And there are surely entire graveyards in his closet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

========

Him getting kicked out before he started earning his congressional pension would be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (B5oTI)

251
Where do jilted NASA astronauts flying a jet cross country while wearing adult diapers fit into this hodgepodge?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)

252 Then look at the picture of Gallego and look at his sneakers.

>>Time to call in the Forensic Sneaker Analysis Team.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 02:09 PM (Y1sOo)

253 Posted by: Iran at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

Damn you don't learn very from very recent experiences.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:10 PM (0cOSz)

254 That bat costume works for me!

Posted by: Katie Porter at April 17, 2026 02:10 PM (gKWVE)

255 224 Mahi Mahi is dolphin. Not Flipoer dolphin. That wouldn't serve any porpoise to eat Flipper.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:02 PM (0cOSz)

We got dolphins off the west coast of Mexico during spring break one year. When I told my GF back home she literally thought I caught and ate Flipper. She didn't talk to me for a week. I don't think she ever really believed me that dolphins are not porpoises.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 17, 2026 02:10 PM (tYGL3)

256 Wow, do they get news in Europe 6 hours later than everybody else? Because they sure missed the morning news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2026 02:11 PM (n5tGW)

257 night of carnal bliss in a closet with the particularly winsome pair of Wellingtons.

That's how a bloke gets the Trench Foot.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 17, 2026 02:11 PM (gKWVE)

258 253 Posted by: Iran at April 17, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

Damn you don't learn very from very recent experiences

Oh, we learned all right. We learned that unless you're from the US, you can be ignored and mocked.

Posted by: Iran at April 17, 2026 02:11 PM (Riz8t)

259 Marketing Vermont Maple Syrup - true or false?

https://is.gd/zgBF6F

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2026 02:12 PM (S/Y4j)

260 Oh, we learned all right. We learned that unless you're from the US, you can be ignored and mocked.

And Israel. Israelis are bad dudes.

Posted by: Iran at April 17, 2026 02:12 PM (Riz8t)

261 We apolgize for the fault in the post title. The people responsible have been sacked.

Posted by: tintex, definitely NOT a moose at April 17, 2026 02:12 PM (sBl13)

262 >>>>Time to call in the Forensic Sneaker Analysis Team.

I've seen more photos from that encounter. In one you can see the guy wearing the sneakers from behind and to the left. He has a short beard just like Gallego.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 02:13 PM (viF8m)

263 224 Mahi Mahi is dolphin. Not Flipoer dolphin.
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Mahi Mahi have quite the frontal lobe. We sure they aren't sentient?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 17, 2026 02:13 PM (0bjKf)

264 The missing scientists are in a Siberian Gulag. Chuck Norris rises from the dead and rescues them. On the way home he wipes out the remaining mullahs. PDT welcomes him and whispers in his ear "OK, Chuck, you may rest now. I'll call if I need you again".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2026 02:13 PM (gm9Sb)

265 @libsoftiktok
MORE TRANS VIOLENCE

İsa Aras Mersinli, who identifies as "non-binary," shot up a school in Turkey killing at least 9 people, including 8 students and 1 teacher before dying from stab wounds.

12 others were also injured in the shooting with some in critical condition.

In a leaked manifesto, Mersinli claims that he was "lonely" and was "better than everyone. Because I am the ultimate being."

Transgenderism is a threat to society"

That turkey school shooter killed 9. hadn't heard that reported before. and TRANS of course.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2026 02:14 PM (vbXSk)

266 A guy walks into the pharmacy and buys some condoms.
"You want a bag?" asks the pharmacist?
"No," the guy replies, "she's not that ugly."

That's the kind of joke a dude like Gallego would laugh too hard at, and retell it too many times.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2026 02:14 PM (2WIwB)

267 > Then Bat Man popped out of the closet and had his way.

This just raises more questions I probably don't want to know the answer to. Did Bat Man growl huskily at the Marine? Hit him with the bat? Or does "had his way" mean something sexual?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

268 Everyone loves
the king of the sea
Everyone knows
He's super tasty

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)

269 Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2026 02:14 PM (2WIwB)

Oh shit! Was I not supposed to laugh?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:16 PM (0cOSz)

270 We apolgize for the fault in the post title. The people responsible have been sacked.
Posted by: tintex, definitely NOT a moose at April 17, 2026 02:12 PM

Sacked? Sacked?!

Posted by: An Old Man Working for The Crimson Permanent Assurance at April 17, 2026 02:16 PM (kgE5c)

271 I saw the Winsome Pair of Wellingtons open for Meat Loaf at the Royal Albert Hall in '06.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2026 02:16 PM (qE1/4)

272 "sa Aras Mersinli, who identifies as "non-binary," shot up a school in Turkey killing at least 9 people, including 8 students and 1 teacher before dying from stab wounds."
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So somebody brought a knife to a gunfight?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2026 02:16 PM (LxER7)

273 230 "Hakeem Jeffries says he never heard anything, anything! about Rapewell's predations."

Quite possible if you have your hands over your ears and head in the sand.
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2026 02:04 PM (GUOwU)

Point of order: Hakeem's head is up his ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2026 02:16 PM (DwqWV)

274 Most likely the missing scientists has somehow ran across information that would at long last lead to the indictment and imprisonment of Hillary.

Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2026 02:17 PM (GUOwU)

275 He got his fudge packed better than customers in those sweet shops on Mackinac Island

Posted by: one hour sober at April 17, 2026 02:17 PM (Y1sOo)

276 Ruben Gallego (D-sleaze)

Please be true!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2026 02:18 PM (Y09E4)

277 guy walks into the pharmacy and buys some condoms.
"You want a bag?" asks the pharmacist?
"No," the guy replies, "she's not that ugly."

That's the kind of joke a dude like Gallego would laugh too hard at, and retell it too many times.

Posted by: Diogenes
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I'm that guy too. I have told it since I was 12 and laugh at it every time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2026 02:18 PM (xvV+O)

278 Nood girlboss

Posted by: SciVo at April 17, 2026 02:18 PM (Sy6m/)

279 Time to call in the Forensic Sneaker Analysis Team.

I've seen more photos from that encounter. In one you can see the guy wearing the sneakers from behind and to the left. He has a short beard just like Gallego.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2026 02:13 PM (viF8m)
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The guy in the vid is wearing the same string bracelet as Gallego too. It's him. 99.99%.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 17, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

280 Oh shit! Was I not supposed to laugh?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 17, 2026 02:16 PM (0cOSz)

No worries. I laughed too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2026 02:18 PM (2WIwB)

281
Gurl bosses demand that you get your wisecracking ways over to the NOOD thread, now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 17, 2026 02:19 PM (xG4kz)

282 This just raises more questions I probably don't want to know the answer to. Did Bat Man growl huskily at the Marine? Hit him with the bat? Or does "had his way" mean something sexual?
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I don't know. I was not there. Batman wore a mask and a cape and had a hardon.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 17, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)

283 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at April 17, 2026 02:21 PM (4NO2D)

284 264 The missing scientists are in a Siberian Gulag. Chuck Norris rises from the dead and rescues them. On the way home he wipes out the remaining mullahs. PDT welcomes him and whispers in his ear "OK, Chuck, you may rest now. I'll call if I need you again".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comp

I'd pay to see that movie.

Can we get Henry Cavil to bleach his hair?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 17, 2026 02:22 PM (i0Hi3)

285 Scripturally life on Earth preceded the first man and his wife (not there named) in Genesis 1.
Adam and certainly Eve aren't even named until Genesis 2.
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But have you seen the Genesis Prequal?
It has aliens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2026 02:22 PM (HXT0k)

286
Please tell me that Dr. Faucistein is among them.

Lie to me if you must ....
Posted by: ShainS at April 17

FAuci was one of them. . . . I lied; in what sick world would Fauci be considered a 'scientist?"

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 17, 2026 02:31 PM (JNTt1)

287 78 North Koreans would kidnap Japanese women from Japan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2026 01:30 PM (qpJ+b)

True. We find them very tasty.

Posted by: NK hungry men at April 17, 2026 02:32 PM (P6qMv)

288 I saw Biden in the Oval Office this morning, it was horrible! Then I flushed.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 17, 2026 02:37 PM (JNTt1)

289 I hate to say this but, how long before this Luna lady goes MTG and ..

Oh

Nevermind..

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 17, 2026 02:43 PM (61TgR)

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Anna Paulina Luna: A Woman Is Coming Forward With Lawyers to Make a Complaint Against Ruben Gallego of a Violation That is "Sexual In Nature" and Also Human TraffickingPlus: FBI to Investigate Deaths and Disappearances of 10 Top-Secret Clearance Scien

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Anna Paulina Luna: A Woman Is Coming Forward With Lawyers to Make a Complaint Against Ruben Gallego of a Violation That is "Sexual In Nature" and Also Human Trafficking
Plus: FBI to Investigate Deaths and Disappearances of 10 Top-Secret Clearance Scien