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Democrat Strategist Michael Trujillo: Politico Was Investigating Rapewell When He Was Running for President But The "Energy Dissapated" When He Dropped Out So Politico Killed the Story

In other words: When Rapewell was threatening to become an easily-defeated Presidential candidate, they were willing to investigate the well-known rumors of harassment even rape, but when he dropped out and was no longer a threat to The Party, they let him off scot-free to go back to being a useful Democrat tool in Congress where he could continue to rape women.

This is mostly bullshit spin about the Democrat Party building an escape-proof trap for Rapewell and just waiting to strike when the time was right. That's a lie. You never wanted to take him out until he again threatened to become an easily-defeated candidate.

But the admission about Politico is interesting.

Michael Trujillo
@mikehtrujillo

One note on the Swalwell stuff - (this isn't confirmed) but a reporter with Politico was working on verifying the rumors on Swalwell when he was running for President. (he's no longer with the publication) Two days before he was scheduled to sit down with this reporter Swalwell dropped out of the race. The energy disappeared to potentially take him out, the victims if they were even willing to go on the record never did. He slithered back to his safe house seat. December 2025 was too early to take down Swalwell we had to wait til his paperwork was ALL IN running for governor March 2026, so the head of the snake could be chopped off and he had no safe house seat to slither back to this time. Hate the strategy fine, but for folks unsure if this would work, we had to make sure he couldn't get away like he did in 2020.

Yeah that was your strategy - not covering it up forever so long as he stayed in his lane and did not attempt to rise above his appointed station.


Entertainment720Economy
@E720Economy

14h

If the dirt on him was as bad as you say why would your party allow him to slither back to a House seat? They happily would have found the GOP votes to expel him.

This wasn't about doing what was right, this was about fear of the top 2 candidates in the Cali primary being GOP.


Michael Trujillo
@mikehtrujillo

I don't know what you are talking about - witnesses need to come forward and make the accusation so reporters and the police in this case can do their job. I am not a victim and I'm not a witness of him committing these acts, so how do I prevent him from slithering back exactly ?

Weird how Democrat operatives were able to find and persuade those witnesses to come forward the very instant it was critical to The Party's political fortunes to do so.


Meanwhile, the Washington Post is very confused. They don't understand why no media organization, say a large one located in the DC area with hundreds of "reporters" assigned to Capitol Hill, was ever able to track down and report this open secret for all eleven of Rapewell's years in Congress.

The Washington Post is hot garbge.

How Eric Swalwell rose to the top of Democratic politics as rumors followed him

Allies such as Rep. Nancy Pelosi and Sen. Ruben Gallego say they knew nothing about the misconduct allegations, with Gallego saying the congressman led a "double life."

This is the same op they pulled after Biden's dementia became too obvious to be denied: How could we have known? No Democrats told us. And of course we must trust the words of our Democrat allies, I mean "sources," implicitly.

When Cheyenne Hunt first arrived on Capitol Hill as a staffer in 2020, several other young women working there warned her privately: Stay away from Rep. Eric Swalwell.

Swalwell could be "creepy," Hunt said other women told her, especially over social media.

Six years later, Hunt is one of several women who have leveraged their large followings online to go after Swalwell, enlisting women to come forward with their stories and connecting them with reporters at CNN and other outlets. Late last week, allegations that include sexual assault of a former staffer and sending unsolicited explicit messages to young women came to light in investigations published by CNN and the San Francisco Chronicle. On Tuesday, a woman accused Swalwell of raping her in 2018.


...

The stunning fall has Hunt and others asking how someone who was dogged by persistent rumors of inappropriate behavior toward women similar to what she heard in 2020 could have risen so high and so fast in a party that says it supports women's rights.

If you really want to know, I will tell you, but get this, I don't think you want anyone to know. You know the truth -- it's as obvious as the scrapes on your knees -- but you're covering it up, as usual.


"We do need to take a look inward as a party because it was an open secret," said Hunt, the executive director of the youth group Gen Z for Change, referring to the Democratic Party. "Not necessarily that he was assaulting people but that he was a creep. That was well known."

How about looking at The Party's comms department, the propaganda media?


Swalwell's career took off like a meteor at the same time women allege he was harassing them. His political trajectory -- described here with the help of interviews with more than a dozen former staffers and political operatives, some of whom who spoke on the condition of anonymity to recount private discussions -- suggests a Democratic Party enamored with a young congressman's talent for sound bites and landing blows against President Donald Trump.

Were CNN and MSNOW also enamored? Because he lived in their green room.

No? You don't want to broach that question, huh?


Rumors that Swalwell, 45, had affairs in Washington followed him, but there is no evidence that the more serious allegations of sexual assault were circulating among Democrats while his career took off, these people said.

Sure. Sure. Women don't spread gossip about rapists. #MeToo and the various lists of "Shitty Men" prove that.

...

He took the job seriously, according to his former staffers, who said he showed a penchant for making TV appearances at whatever time a channel would have him on.

Let's talk more about that -- about him being a permanent fixture in the propaganda media.

No? Still don't want to talk about that?


More important, he made the most powerful ally a House Democrat could have: Pelosi, who was known for looking out for her fellow Californians. Swalwell was seen as focused on ingratiating himself with Pelosi, according to several former staffers, who asked him to renominate her as speaker after the 2014 midterms and gave him a slot on the steering committee that controls committee assignments and internal party decisions.

"He benefited from being one of Pelosi's pets for a long time," said a senior Democratic staffer for another office, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal party dynamics.

What about being Rachel Maddow's pet?

What about being the Washington Post's pet, which published leak after leak and unsupported #FakeNews claim after unsupported #FakeNews claim from Rapewell?

Stephen Miler continues questioning the Axios "Reporter" who says she knew all about Eric Rapewell but didn't report on it because her beat wasn't #MeToo issues and also her bosses hadn't approved a Code Red on a Democrat.

Why do you need to secure special permission to write a negative story on a Democrat, we'd all like to know. We all know, obviously. We'd just like it admitted.

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze

Bethany please explain why you said you passed on "swirling rumors" to the hill Accio team and they never reported it on Swalwell.

That's what you told me it wasn't your beat so you passed it on and then no reporting actually happened.

So please explain to me why those stories died.

She's in a little trouble because she admitted she sent her "tips" to her bosses at Axios, who, of course, sat on them.

Now she's trying to spin why her bosses were perfectly right to kill the story.

Bonus:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

5m

🚨 JUST IN: The Trump DOJ has launched an INVESTIGATION into disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell due to s*xual assault allegations

There were reportedly "WHISPERS" of his behavior for "YEARS"

Democrats are now facing questions: WHAT did they know, and WHEN did they know it?

Start with Sen. Ruben Gallego!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:23 PM




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1 Democrat Strategist Michael Trujillo: Politico Was Investigating Rapewell When He Was Running for President But The "Energy Dissapated" When He Dropped Out So Politico Killed the Story


Gonna toss the B$ flag on this story.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2026 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)

2 All the leaves are brown
And the Box is Gray

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

3 His donors funded Rapewell's rape rooms.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (KtOUo)

4 Corgis summoned

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)

5 Awwww Boss!

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)

6 Pelosi tried to rape HIM!

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:26 PM (KtOUo)

7 Is there a stature of Trujillo in the Dominican Republic?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (2ap+5)

8 "The energy disappeared."

Drat that energy!!!! Foiled again!

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (vE0+H)

9 Whispers? Were they recorded? Anything you could put in front of a Grand Jury?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (VFxHp)

10 2 All the leaves are brown
And the Box is Gray
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

All cats are gray in the dark.

Posted by: They're all pink on the inside too at April 16, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)

11 NPC box.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (VFxHp)

12 Gray boxes FTW!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ReTq+)

13 I saw Dissipating Energy open up for Craven Lapdogs of Satan.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (vE0+H)

14 Dang! He could have suppressed the story and published a bestseller weeks after the election!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (4KUe5)

15 Being this guy's lawyer is going to present....
Must not succumb to temptation! Go to Bunny Ranch.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (KtOUo)

16 I don't know what you are talking about - witnesses need to come forward and make the accusation so reporters and the police in this case can do their job. I am not a victim and I'm not a witness of him committing these acts, so how do I prevent him from slithering back exactly ?
==
WUT I DUNNO WUT YOU TALKIN BOUT
Spoken like a man who is afraid of a conspiracy charge. Way to step into the wet cement genius.

Posted by: Muh Bad at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (anL5R)

17 New conspiracy theory: Candace Owens is behind the tranny-chasing murderer who killed Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (a+4eV)

18 "We do need to take a look inward as a party because it was an open secret," said Hunt, the executive director of the youth group Gen Z for Change, referring to the Democratic Party.

Yeah. I'll wait...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK)

19 House Democrat homo staff filmed gay porn in the Capitol. It was a one day story.

These scum licking evil retard MSM journalists are only qualified to clean toilets .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (V4IXI)

20 Trump’s DOJ better investigate him goooood and harrrrd after all the ways Swalwell slandered him and, iirc, led one of the impeachment farces.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (4KUe5)

21 There are a lot of violent faggotts out there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (VFxHp)

22 If I were Sen. Gallegos I wouldn't be entering into any long-term leases.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 05:30 PM (guGkK)

23 Swallwell has no honor, no integrity, and will most likely be hauled in for testimony. At this time the Congresscritter code of omerta will go out the window and he'll start naming names. If Erik goes down, he wants company. They don't have that payoff slushfund for nothing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (gm9Sb)

24 Dang! He could have suppressed the story and published a bestseller weeks after the election!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 05:28 PM (4KUe5)

F'n LOL Lizzy

Didn't that idiot say he was very hard on himself or whatever. Ridiculous people.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H)

25 Swalwell is a Standard Model DC Dirtbag. I am becoming convinced now that Dirtbag is more the norm than the exception in that cesspit.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (pDt9x)

26 The apparent winner of Rapewell scandal .. Tom Steyer.

‘He Thinks You’re Stupid’: Leftwing Democrats Take Gloves Off In Fight Against Billionaire Tom Steyer

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (RHGPo)

27 JUST IN: The Trump DOJ has launched an INVESTIGATION into disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell due to s*xual assault allegations

TRUMP IS WEAPONIZING THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 05:31 PM (guGkK)

28 Is there enough popcorn to cover all of this ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 05:32 PM (RHGPo)

29 Fighter pilots are very aware of the dangers of energy dissipation. That makes you missile bait.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:32 PM (KtOUo)

30 Ah so you need special INVESTIGATOR reporters to, you know, actually look into a story.

All most of them are trained in are copy/paste from talking points memos. They didn't go to college or anything, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

31 Did Pelosi nail him with a political dildo?

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (KtOUo)

32 Swalwell's career took off like a meteor at the same time women allege he was harassing them.

Well, it's no "meteoric rise" but you'd think they'd actually use an object that takes of for the analogy.

Like a rocket, maybe.

Unless that's too closely associated with Elon Musk and it's forbidden to remind people of Elon Musk lest someone accuse you of approving of him.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (a+4eV)

33 My plot twist:
Continue to push "Rueben was his rape wingman"
Watch how the Dems keep trying to steer the conversation away.
Swalwell is a true believer, he blames himself, not the party.
But Gallego, he thinks he's in on merit.
And he'll take the party down with him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (HXT0k)

34 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (RHGPo)

35 >>Capitol Hill as a staffer in 2020, several other young women working there warned her privately


Imagine how bad you have to be that Democrat Hill staffers warn you. Perversion and assault is their platform.

Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (M5Q22)

36 Blondi has a couple weeks left. Is she going after him?

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (KtOUo)

37 Does she know they can indict people?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (VFxHp)

38 There were reportedly "WHISPERS" of his behavior for "YEARS"

-
Also moans and grunts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (ndZc7)

39 Did Joe ever give any of the women a sniff?

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (KtOUo)

40 36 Blondi has a couple weeks left. Is she going after him?
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:34 PM (KtOUo)

That parrot is dead. Deceased.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x)

41 If I'm being honest I don't care about the sexual assault claims. You get assaulted report it immediately.

I want the focus on the Chinese spy and to try him for espionage.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (V4IXI)

42 Marxists protect each other until tjey want their position, then tje blades come out

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (EiVGI)

43 I did not have sex with those women.
Don't ask me, ask my wife.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (KtOUo)

44 Talk to my lawyer.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (KtOUo)

45 I watched the 'Weiner' documentary yesterday. Fantastic.

Ripped from the headlines.
Poor Huma. LOLolol

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)

46 39 Did Joe ever give any of the women a sniff?
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2026 05:35 PM (KtOUo)

WAY too old!

Posted by: Joe My Word as a Biden at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/)

47 I can't stand that phrase, "open secret." If everyone knows about it and doesn't talk about it, it's a not a "secret", it's a cover-up.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (x9VSj)

48 Not only did Gallego know, he was his frigging roommate for years, there is some indication he was also a participant with Swalwell.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)

49 JUST IN: The Trump DOJ has launched an INVESTIGATION into disgraced Rep. Eric Swalwell due to s*xual assault allegations

TRUMP IS WEAPONIZING THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Everybody lies about sex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)

50 How did you find me?

Posted by: Hunter at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (KtOUo)

51 All this reminds me of Tony('s) Weiner.
Everyone had heard the rumors and a good portion of these had seen the w. The man was constantly on television and was being proposed for very high office. He even married Hillary's wing woman.
Breitbart (pbuh) broke the story, but who broke it to Breitbart?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)

52 They were too old for my taste.

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at April 16, 2026 05:39 PM (KtOUo)

53 Democrats, hell even republicans don’t give a crap about sexual perversions, assaults or affairs. Never have.

There’s something else going on. Swalwell pissed off the wrong person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 05:39 PM (W2Pud)

54 Well, it's no "meteoric rise" but you'd think they'd actually use an object that takes of for the analogy.

Like a rocket, maybe.

Unless that's too closely associated with Elon Musk and it's forbidden to remind people of Elon Musk lest someone accuse you of approving of him.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 05:33 PM (a+4eV)

Heh. In point of fact, the only time you see meteors is when they are in the act of vigorously slowing down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:40 PM (utfVc)

55 Talk to my lawyer.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein"

Your ficus talked....

Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 05:40 PM (XuXeR)

56 I said this yesterday, but it bears repeating. How is it that these leftists couldn't recognize a pervert when they see one in the mirror every day for comparison's sake?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (DwqWV)

57 There are a lot of violent faggotts out there.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Are you using the term "faggot" to mean gay men, because Swallwell and Gallego don't qualify, or is it a just a general term for low life creeps and horrors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (rZCVI)

58 Everybody lies about sex."

Monkey Business?

/

Posted by: man at April 16, 2026 05:41 PM (XuXeR)

59 41 If I'm being honest I don't care about the sexual assault claims. You get assaulted report it immediately.

I want the focus on the Chinese spy and to try him for espionage.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 05:36 PM (V4IXI)

Fair enough. Everyone in DC is fucking around with someone, and it gets old. Worse than the last days of the Roman Empire, really. I expect DC and Hollywood keep Viagra in business, since most leftists are limp dicks anyway, but just once wouldn't it be nice to find out someone kept it in his pants?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:43 PM (DwqWV)

60 In a world of fucking monkeys, Swalwell is the football.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Ot/FD)

61 I’m fed up with politicians and clergymen. They can all get fucking bent!
The Lt. Governor who shot his wife and then himself. The three cardinals criticizing president Trump for the Iran war with no concern for the 35k+ Iranians slaughtered by their government. Why listen to any of them? They lie to our faces and give the “it’s not everyone” excuse! Fuck them all. Someone else can waste their time listening to their shit!
Sorry about the language, but I’ve reached my limit.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (OTOad)

62 "The energy disappeared to potentially take him out, the victims if they were even willing to go on the record never did."

This still sticks with me and there's not enough follow-up. Why NOW with all the public charges by the women? Where have THEY been? The "crimes" happened over a long period and in multiple instances. Why the same kind of silence by all of them? This is NOT normal. This many victims and NONE chose to go to authorities and make a stink about it until now.

These women need to go on record somewhere responding to the "WHY NOW" question and a follow-up of "were you pressured to keep things private or make things public after your assaults"?

It's hard to believe they all behaved the same way WRT defending themselves post assault/intrusiveness. Remember, too, that this happened during the MeToo movement when women were at peak victimhood. This was their time. They said nothing consequential if anything at all. But NOW it happens.

This is fishier than a fishmonger for several reasons.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oji8u)

63 Bill Clinton in the 1980s was exactly like the Arkansas version of Eric Swalwell -- he pawed, molested, grabbed and stuck hios dick in any female mammal unlucky to find herself in the same room as him.

And, just like with Swalwell, back then the Democratic Party knew full well what Clinton was like, because he had groped or raped ha;lf the women in Arkansas.

But back in the pre-internet '80s, they were able to keep his history and his predilections covered up long enough to get him elected top the White House.

If it wasn't for Monica Lewinsky being so aroused by power, we still wouldn't have known the truth to this day.

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

64 "Johnny Somali" is now in a tiny South Korean cell with no air conditioning and 6 other guys (or maybe 5 -- 6 might be the total capacity).

As the newbie, he has to sleep next to the toilet.

It would be a real shame if someone who's grandmother was a forced "comfort woman" made an oopsie when getting up to pee in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (IG3/x)

65 Politicians and journalists are so far around the bend that they literally had to be reminded that regular-raping a drunk adult female staffer actually is a bad thing that normal people think is weird and wrong. It doesn't even register as wrong for them. Their sudden outrage is so ridiculously "Hello, fellow non-rapists" it's laughable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Ot/FD)

66 This is fishier than a fishmonger for several reasons.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oji8u)

In DC, as in Hollywood, sex is currency. Currency is power. If you have some power, you use it judiciously. What do the various entities have to gain?

A lower level functionary would lose any chance at a decent job for reporting a rapist who runs a big organization. However, once another group will support them, by all means, spill the beans.

I am sorry, but if someone raped me and told me to be silent, I might, but that rapist would be denied the chance to rape again, one way or the other.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (DwqWV)

67 "If the dirt on him was as bad as you say why would your party allow him to slither back to a House seat? They happily would have found the GOP votes to expel him."

THIS! This is what I keep asking! But, I think we all know the answer, don't we?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 16, 2026 05:47 PM (k9OZB)

68 Weird how Democrat operatives were able to find and persuade those witnesses to come forward the very instant it was critical to The Party's political fortunes to do so.
---

Akin to Jack Ryan's CA sealed divorce records becoming unsealed as he was likely to beat Obama in the Senate race of '04.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:48 PM (faK3k)

69 If it wasn't for Monica Lewinsky being so aroused by power, we still wouldn't have known the truth to this day.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

There is another dynamic here as well, in that these women know going into politics what the sexual angle is, and they go there anyway. Rape remains vile, but it's hard to rape someone over whom you have no power. There are a million other ways for a woman to make a living than working for a pervert.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:49 PM (DwqWV)

70 The Pubbies in the House and Senate must be WILLING to fight for what is right because the communists will do anything to win.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:49 PM (faK3k)

71 "Meteoric rise" has been a figure of speech for a long time, hasn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (Ot/FD)

72 >>Rape remains vile, but it's hard to rape someone over whom you have no power.

Not if you roofie them as he apparently did.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)

73 There are a million other ways for a woman to make a living than working for a pervert.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:49 PM (DwqWV)


This is true of everyone. If one has self-respect and basic skills, and isn't a lazy little cockroach, one can generally get a decent job.
But then there's people like Sid or aliassmith who'd give blowjobs for a pat on the head and $15.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)

74

I think a lot of the women who are screwing someone in politics think the man will leave their wives for them.

Oh, I'll be on social media because of whoever.

They are so stupid.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (3ek7K)

75 Just glad this slimeball is gone, tired of seeing his very punchable face.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)

76 "Weird how Democrat operatives were able to find and persuade those witnesses to come forward the very instant it was critical to The Party's political fortunes to do so."

Weird how no such evidence standard applies to republicans. Start with reporting honestly about the Jean Carrol lawsuit. ZERO evidence of wrongdoing. Zip. Nada. No evidence Trump ever met her in any capacity. No mention she has reported having rape fantasies about famous men.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (vOtXJ)

77 "Rumors followed him"?!?

Quietly, I suppose, mere whispers that our vaunted media couldn't pick up?

How about "well established facts concerning Swalwell's criminal behavior surrounded him his entire career, practically banging on bass drums and blowing vuvuzelas, while Democrats and their Mamluks in the media feigned ignorance".

Posted by: Paco at April 16, 2026 05:53 PM (2L+MU)

78 "Meteoric rise" has been a figure of speech for a long time, hasn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (Ot/FD)

Indeed it has, but that does not alter the fact that the meteors we see are in the process of falling, and burning up in our atmosphere. Mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:53 PM (utfVc)

79 tcn in AK: "I am sorry, but if someone raped me and told me to be silent, I might, but that rapist would be denied the chance to rape again, one way or the other."

And that's wholly appropriate. It's the synchrony of it all (is it a gender groupthink that I'm missing?). But I still want to know if there was outside influence (of any type) pushing them one way or another, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (oji8u)

80 Reading some of the major testimony against Rapewell the claimant says, - she believes that he drugged her and thinks he raped her while she was unconscious.

There's nothing wrong with that testimony.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (faK3k)

81
When the Dems take one of their own out, they take them out, don't they. It reminds of the gag in Hogan Heroes when General Whathisname would threaten Klink with being shot, court-martialed, and sent to the Russian Front.

They threw Rapewell on the ground, stomped him into dust, then took the dust and launched it into the sun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (w6EFb)

82 By the way, I fucking knew years ago Swalwell was a creep. Because...fuck...look at the guy. He looks like a creep. he acts like a creep. He talks like a creep. He rides around shirtless on a camel with his bro.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (vOtXJ)

83 Indeed it has, but that does not alter the fact that the meteors we see are in the process of falling, and burning up in our atmosphere. Mostly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:53 PM (utfVc)

Just musing on how "meteoric rise" sounds perfectly normal, but "rise like a meteor" sounds wrong and goofy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Ot/FD)

84 I would leave a snarky comment but the energy has disappeared

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 05:55 PM (cI94r)

85 84 I would leave a snarky comment but the energy has disappeared
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 05:55 PM (cI94r)

Well crack a window then, light a candle, something...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 05:56 PM (Ot/FD)

86 Reading some of the major testimony against Rapewell the claimant says, - she believes that he drugged her and thinks he raped her while she was unconscious.

There's nothing wrong with that testimony.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 05:54 PM (faK3k)

Might not have been Swallwell alone. He may have called in some Democrat buddies to share in the windfall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 05:57 PM (utfVc)

87 They all knew Swalwell was a monstrous sex pervert, just as they knew Cesar Chavez was a child raping paedophile.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 05:57 PM (rLdRG)

88 I noted this the other day. Sometime soon, the University of Maryland is going to come up in the Swalwell conversations. This isn't behavior you pick up later in life. He likely did it in college as well.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2026 05:58 PM (dIske)

89 72 >>Rape remains vile, but it's hard to rape someone over whom you have no power.

Not if you roofie them as he apparently did.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)

Why was she out drinking with him? No, the rape was absolutely NOT her fault, but in this day and age, women know what an iffy situation looks like.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)

90 Swalwell always looked like he hadn't showered in days and had horrible breath. Nancy sure knows how to pick 'em.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2026 05:58 PM (0bjKf)

91 Swalwell looks like a mouth-breathing pinhead. Turns out, he is. And a certified creep, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 05:59 PM (DwqWV)

92

I think there are a lot of Republicans who are guilty of the same shit SwelledHead was doing.

They must be smarter to coverup what they have or are doing.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 05:59 PM (3ek7K)

93 BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!

Posted by: Eric "One Cheek Sneak Fail" Swalwell at April 16, 2026 06:00 PM (47/pr)

94 Leftist publications are also using the Pope as a cudgel on Trump and Vance - and think we've forgotten their hatred of Christians after two decades of promoting the Flying Spaghetti Monster mockery of God.

Smashing a plate of FSM in their faces on xtwitter is supremely satisfying.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:00 PM (rLdRG)

95 >>>I think a lot of the women who are screwing someone in politics think the man will leave their wives for them.

Oh, I'll be on social media because of whoever.

They are so stupid.
Posted by: four seasons
---

You are looking at that from a moral perspective.
A fellow who was in the backup band for an internationally known singing group told break room stories of groupie girls making bet on their abilities, and winning, that would make a grown man blush.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:01 PM (faK3k)

96 45 I watched the 'Weiner' documentary yesterday. Fantastic.

Ripped from the headlines.
Poor Huma. LOLolol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)


Don't feel bad for Huma; she ended up marrying Alexander Soros, who is ten years younger and controls his father George's $25B Open Society Foundation.

Well, she's no prize and he could've had one, so it's presumptively a marriage of convenience, as queer socialites do. But still, it's a pretty soft landing for Anthony Weiner's used baggage.

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Sy6m/)

97 All statues of Trujillo were torn down after his assassination in 1961, but there is one monument still standing. The Santo Domingo Obelisk is a 131-foot high monument erected in 1937 to celebrate the name change of the city of Santo Domingo to Ciudad Trujillo, under the orders of dictator Rafael Leonidas Trujillo. It's located at Avenida George Washington, Malecón, Santo Domingo, Distrito Nacional, Dominican Republic.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:02 PM (E0Kkk)

98 Is Rapewell the guy connected to Ed Buck and raping and killing black men, or is that Schiff that allegedly had a problem with that... waking up next to a dead black kid one day at a hotel with Ed Buck?

Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 16, 2026 06:02 PM (/ZkOF)

99 The stunning fall has Hunt

Obvious joke is obvious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 06:03 PM (diia5)

100

I know ShittySchiff got a pardon.

I wish we could get something on him that would stick.

He is a fucking creep.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ek7K)

101 Probably doesn’t take much to get a congressional creep certification. I’m sure the taxpayers have to pick up the tab.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 06:04 PM (OTOad)

102 90. Someone please explain to me why the 40's men think that having two days of beard growth is somehow sexy.

It's not. Virtually all guys look like dirty, drug addled dumpster divers. It's even worse when men with gray in their beards do it.

Either have a short, well-kept beard, or be fully clean shaven. There is no in between on this.

Posted by: jen the original at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (W2dUr)

103 Huma is Alex Soros' beard. See also King of the Soybois.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (rLdRG)

104 It’s Schiff who was pals with Ed Buck.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (4KUe5)

105 I know better than to have high expectations. But I'm hoping that in their rush to take out Swallwell the Demoncrat party may suffer some collateral damage to more of their pervert politicians.

And I'm reminded of how different Trump is. When Ms Venezuela and Ms universe of whatever year accused Trump of bad behavior for getting her on a diet and exercise program after she blimped up while still in the role, there were many other pageant participants offering stories of how Trump had been nothing but a chivalrous gentleman in their interactions with him. I'm not hearing any gals saying they can't believe Rapewell roofied women.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (+89TD)

106 Agreed, Jen the original!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (4KUe5)

107 Is blowing vuvuzelas a perversion?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (E0Kkk)

108 All major indices are moving higher
Nasdaq & S&P 500 new record highs

youtube.com/watch?v=25e1k7sTpSo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:07 PM (faK3k)

109 I saw Dirty, Drug-Addled Dumpster Divers open for Guns n' Roses at Six Flags in Dallas in 1988.
I don't remember any break in their sets though.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

110 Is blowing vuvuzelas a perversion?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:06 PM (E0Kkk)

Only if they blow you back.

Posted by: Ask The Imam at April 16, 2026 06:08 PM (utfVc)

111 Was Swalwell one of the mob going after Matt Gaetz for being a single guy going after young girls of legal age?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:09 PM (V4IXI)

112 Yep, pass FISA again, and wait for the IC to abuse it immediately against the president. Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 06:09 PM (OTOad)

113
I had to look up the etymology of "meteor" and related things like "meteorology". It comes from the ancient Greek homo root "Meteoron" which meant "high in the sky" or "suspended in air".

I did not know that, as Johnny Carson used to say. And that explains the varied meanings of out "meteor" words to mean shooting stars as well as the study of weather.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 06:10 PM (w6EFb)

114 well, Gaetz kinda stretched that "legal" thing to a limit.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

115 Posted by: jen the original at April 16, 2026 06:05 PM (W2dU

I do the scruff the keep the women away. I hate being hit on 24/7.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (V4IXI)

116 At least one of the victims is represented by Gloria Allred’s daughter, Lisa Bloom, right?

That is the huge, screaming tell that this is a coordinated political hit job. Allred and Bloom have represented almost sll of the victims who were assaulted years ago/had affairs years ago but only speak out at a politically key moment.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (4KUe5)

117 well, Gaetz kinda stretched that "legal" thing to a limit.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

You're either legal or not. There is no stretching.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (V4IXI)

118 Is this entire event one of the reasons Hunter bugged out to South Africa? Where is he staying and who is he connected to there? Who is paying? Follow the money and all that.

Swallwell is one stupid rapey foul smelling jackhole and this week has been awesome.

Posted by: turambar at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (Q0yOR)

119 R/thebulwark

I just came across this article in Politico about the rumblings that were the beginning of the end for Swalwell. I feel like I need to go in for a recalibration of my bullshit detector as the allegations took me completely by surprise. It appears that some people knew about Swalwell all along.

What I mostly don't understand is how these men manage to fool themselves. Why do they imagine that no one will ever know? They have surely seen other politicians end their careers for far less.

I am beyond disgusted by Swalwell; he seemed to be one of the real Dem fighters that would lead us into the post-Trump era. Such an embarrassment, especially having such a seemingly good-family history.

It's like all of our politicians are failing us, and wait for it - on both sides (but I do loathe that phrase).

These politicians and staffers are all ripe for blackmail by a foreign state. In fact, I'm sure it's happening as we speak. I'll let you guess which state.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)

120 I do the scruff the keep the women away. I hate being hit on 24/7.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
--

It's rough, I tell ya, it's rough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:13 PM (faK3k)

121 REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester. What do you tell Iran?

TRUMP: Tell that to the Pope

-
Chicago Bob may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)

122 Seems to me Smalwell might have been getting blackmailed, no?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 06:14 PM (IifOV)

123 Chicago Bob may have bitten off more than he can chew.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)

Boom !

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:15 PM (V4IXI)

124 Clean shave every day just looks creepy... who you needing to be all smooth and shiny for? Yuck. Like Curly from mice and men and his glove full of whatever....

Neck beard is unforgivable, though. Clean that mess up, yo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:16 PM (Ot/FD)

125 117 well, Gaetz kinda stretched that "legal" thing to a limit.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

You're either legal or not. There is no stretching.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (V4IXI)

Not these days. It's all hotdog down a hallway.

Posted by: Thanks sexual revolution! at April 16, 2026 06:16 PM (TbWk/)

126 75 Just glad this slimeball is gone, tired of seeing his very punchable face.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)


In addition to all of his many other faults, Swalwell has Charisma Dunning-Kruger. He's so devoid of charm that he apparently can't tell, and seems to think that putting himself in the limelight will endear him to people.

I had to delete a comparison to Katie Porter. That troglodyte is in a league of her own in that regard. She ruined Batwoman!

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)

127 Is blowing vuvuzelas a perversion?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Did they pay you to do it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:17 PM (ndZc7)

128 If I were a betting man, I’d wager half of Congress is being blackmailed, and the other half are being bribed.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2026 06:17 PM (OTOad)

129 Either have a short, well-kept beard, or be fully clean shaven. There is no in between on this.
Posted by: jen the original


Giant beads that are long enough to braid are fine too.

"Well-kept" is probably the most important part of whatever one does with one's hair.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:18 PM (a+4eV)

130 127 Is blowing vuvuzelas a perversion?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Did they pay you to do it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:17 PM (ndZc7)

20 reals, same as in town.

Posted by: Portugeez at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (TbWk/)

131 "Well-kept" is probably the most important part of whatever one does with one's hair.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:18 PM (a+4eV)

Well, I, for one, have kept mine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (utfVc)

132 REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester.

That reporter is dumb and ignorant.

Iran has killed plenty of female protestors.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (a+4eV)

133 I suppose so. Who can blame Matt Gaetz for helping a seventeen year old homeless girl buy new braces?
tinyurl.com/3vbezkv5

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (gKWVE)

134 128: embrace the power of AND. Some of the power brokers probably just use bribes. I'm sure Chyna et al use blackmail wherever they can.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (+89TD)

135 121 REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester. What do you tell Iran?
---

Recover that .22LR you've been hiding and use it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (faK3k)

136 Well, I, for one, have kept mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 06:19 PM (utfVc)

Like, in a zip loc bag?

Weird. But hey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (Ot/FD)

137 Well, I, for one, have kept mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Definitely worth of a boast, especially for 29-year-olds.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:20 PM (a+4eV)

138

Hunter's wife is from South Africa, her family still lives there. I am sure that is where Hunter is now.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:21 PM (3ek7K)

139 116 At least one of the victims is represented by Gloria Allred’s daughter, Lisa Bloom, right? That is the huge, screaming tell that this is a coordinated political hit job.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (4KUe5)
--

When I heard it was Bloom repping the women I thought for a moment that Swalwell might actually be innocent.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2026 06:21 PM (0bjKf)

140
I agree with the last line, at the 'never the twain shall meet' stage......



C3
@C_3C_3
·
3h
In 2017 Mary Moriarty oversaw the rqpe prosecution of Somalian Abdihamat Bille Mohamed.

She released him with no jail time.

In 2025 Abdihamat Bille Mohamed. rqped 2 more women.

Now Mary Moriarty wants to put an ICE officer in prison.

We cannot coexist.

Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y)

141 Posted by: gKWVE,

You're not going to get much sympathy on a seventeen y.o. playing hanky panky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:22 PM (faK3k)

142 These politicians and staffers are all ripe for blackmail by a foreign state. In fact, I'm sure it's happening as we speak. I'll let you guess which state.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)


Red China?

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)

143 More like half is doing the blackmailing

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (vE0+H)

144 I'll let you guess which state.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)

Red China?
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)

Texas

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)

145 Another odd thing about Swalwell is that he lost his soccer scholarship in college because he broke both thumbs. He credits this injury as the inspiration to seek a political career.

Posted by: Paco at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (2L+MU)

146 You're not going to get much sympathy on a seventeen y.o. playing hanky panky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:22 PM (faK3k)

Especially when she put herself on the market as being aged 18, on a website for women seeking sugar daddies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (utfVc)

147 Based on what I've heard about the accusations, they are pretty weak for Swalwell as serial rapist. Certainly a sleazeball, probably one as scummy as 100s currently in Congress just like him. But I don't care, he's getting the same treatment he gave to others. Too bad.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)

148 --

When I heard it was Bloom repping the women I thought for a moment that Swalwell might actually be innocent.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
---

He's no more guilty than half of them. Scenario:
Nancy _ Eric, it's time to enjoy your seat in the House, leave the gov's race alone.

Eric _ But I want to do this.

Nancy _ No, Eric

Eric _ You can't make me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (faK3k)

149 Nood

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (YwEeS)

150 Another odd thing about Swalwell is that he lost his soccer scholarship in college because he broke both thumbs. He credits this injury as the inspiration to seek a political career.
Posted by: Paco at April 16, 2026 06:26 PM (2L+MU)

Must have been a goalie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (V4IXI)

151 HAHAHAH!!

Trump, the gift that keeps on giving!

"Who’s dumber, Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent? ..
Kent is a LOSER, just like Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and the rest of them are LOSERS — You’re born that way, LOW IQ, and there’s not a damn thing they’re going to be able to do about it!.."

https://tinyurl.com/299ph69x

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)

152 Maybe Swallwell was the inspiration for this guy:
https://tinyurl.com/2kp6cvb8

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (XMwZJ)

153 It's happening..

"BOMBSHELL: REP. ANNA PAULINA LUNA REFERS SEN. RUBEN GALLEGO TO SENATE ETHICS!

Rep. Luna just dropped Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) straight into the Ethics Committee fire over troubling new allegations.

And now a woman is reportedly coming forward"

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 09:59 PM (GD0B3)

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