UK "Legal" Advisors Tell Muslim Migrants to Lie and Claim That They're Gay

This would result in persecution if they were returned back home, though I don't know why it should be so, because everyone on the left tells me Muslim countries are not anti-gay at all, just anti-zionist or something.

So, as they do here in the US, people paid to advise illegal aliens simply tell them to commit perjury.

And we pay their salaries to advise illegal aliens to defraud the system.

The United Kingdom has an asylum system similar to the one we have here in the United States. The purpose of these systems is to ensure that the state doesn't deport anyone who is in danger of being killed if they are deported.
Here in the US, especially during the Biden administration, the system was widely abused by migrants who were in reality here for jobs. But they had learned from other migrants or from progressive groups in this country that by claiming asylum at the border they would be allowed in to the country and it would probably take as long as 7 years before their case would be decided by a judge.
In the vast majority of cases that judge would state the obvious, i.e. economic migrants are not covered by asylum laws. An order of deportation would be issued. But by that point, the migrant might have US born children and, whether they did or not, ICE would almost never come for them regardless of what the judge said. So long as they didn't get convicted of a felony, they were allowed to stay anyway.
In the UK, the asylum system is similarly designed to protect people who might be in danger if deported. And today the BBC reports that has created an incentive for legal advisers to recommend their clients lie about their sexuality in order to convince authorities they would be targeted if sent home. In short, claim you are gay and you'll be allowed to stay.

A shadow industry of law firms and advisers is charging thousands of pounds to help migrants pretend to be gay in order to stay in the UK, the BBC has found.
In the first part of a major undercover investigation, we reveal how migrants whose visas are due to run out are being given fake cover stories and instructed in how to obtain fabricated evidence, including supporting letters, photographs and medical reports.
They then apply for asylum claiming to be gay and in fear for their lives if they return to Pakistan or Bangladesh...
This group now makes up 35% of all asylum claims, which topped 100,000 in 2025.

The UK requires "proof of homosexuality" but that's easily obtained. Hit the link to see how they fake their Gay Paperwork. No, they don't have to have sex with a dude to prove they're gay. One man just claimed to be gay and was told he could bring over his wife from Pakistan once he got asylum -- he would just then claim that his wife is a lesbian.

Get ready for a shock:

The men trying this scam are disproportionately Pakistani.

You. Don't. Say.

Related flashback: In January of this year, The Guardian wined and sniffled that "transgenders" were being denied asylum in Netherlands because, despite their insane delusions, America is one of the safest countries in the world for "transgenders."

So they're held in refugee camps after they're denied asylum but are still waiting on their one appeal:

No other option': inside the refugee camp for trans Americans fleeing Trump
Fear, abuse and eroding rights have forced many trans people to leave the US -- can they claim asylum in the Netherlands?

Ter Apel, a small, unassuming Dutch town near the German border, is a place tourists rarely have on their itinerary. There are no lovely old windmills, no cannabis-filled coffee shops and on a recent visit it was far too early for tulip season.
When foreigners end up there, it is for one reason: to claim asylum at the Netherlands' biggest refugee camp, home to 2,000 desperate people from all around the world.

Some, like the Eritreans and Somalis, are fleeing war; the Syrians insist it remains unsafe for them to return home after the fall of Assad. But in the last year they have been joined by a curious new cohort: a bunch of Americans, who say they have feared for their lives ever since Donald Trump returned to the White House.
Their presence has surprised many of the camp's residents. "My dream is to go to America or the UK. America for me is the paradise," said Usama, a 21-year-old Libyan-Algerian hanging around the main gate. "You can work, you can make a million if you have a good idea. Why they come here?"
It is a fair question. Last year, 76 Americans claimed asylum in the Netherlands, according to the Dutch asylum and immigration ministry, up from nine in 2024. Unlike the UK, the Netherlands does not rent out hotels or houses for asylum seekers, instead housing them in fenced-off camps, officially called reception centres, dotted around the country.
Many of the American refugees, like Jane-Michelle Arc, a 47-year-old software engineer from San Francisco, are transgender. In April last year she flew into Schiphol airport in Amsterdam and, sobbing, asked a customs officer how to claim asylum. "And they laughed because: what's this big dumb American doing here asking about asylum? And then they realised I was serious."
Arc said the US had become such a hostile environment for trans people that she had stopped leaving the house "unless there was an Uber waiting outside". She said she had been abused on the street and using the ladies' toilets, and resolved to leave the country after a frightening incident when she feared a woman was going to run her over with her truck.

That flashback thanks to Greg Foreman. He points out that "normal countries," like the Netherlands, do not let "asylum seekers," almost all of whom are mere economic migrants not entitled to asylum, do not allow migrants into the country while their nonsense claims are scrutinized. Rather, they're kept in camps until their cases are resolved.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM

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1 Wow. Law Firms full of traitors. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 16, 2026 02:16 PM (x4y+Y)

2 Does this mean Ace is getting Knighted?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (3JuEJ)

3
You're gay? Prove it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (bZMcG)

4 How much for your men
How much for the little boys

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (/+uur)

5 >>You're gay? Prove it.

That was begging for a Kier Starmer Sock.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (3JuEJ)

6 "Lie?"
-adult Muslim man with a boy companion

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (B5oTI)

7 I just assume everyone in the UK and the EU is gay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (abIsI)

8 Men who throw gays off rooftops pretending to be gay to invade UK, thanks to traitorous lawyers!

Welp, it’s over, folks.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (4KUe5)

9
I just assume everyone in the UK and the EU is gay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:20 PM (abIsI)

___________

That means lonely, frustrated pretty girls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (bZMcG)

10 The Catholics and Lutherans have been handing out cards for years to illegals that tell them how to fake a Asylum, refugee, or TPS claims.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (/+uur)

11 No one with any kind of character is involved anywhere in the immigration process.

The only solution is to shut it all down for at least a generation, and send back anyone who went through the process in the last decade or two, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 02:22 PM (vSvIl)

12 Let’s explore the “proof of homosexuality” topic. How is this shown?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (SunYI)

13
I mean, there was a reason GIs were so popular with European girls in WWII.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (bZMcG)

14 "My dream is to go to America or the UK. America for me is the paradise," said Usama, a 21-year-old Libyan-Algerian hanging around the main gate. "You can work, you can make a million if you have a good idea."

"I will open learing center and live like king!" He continued.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (dbBUi)

15 Mohamed was gay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (VFxHp)

16 You know who else had camps

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (gpQ8/)

17
Prove it! On me. Right now.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)

18 The Catholics and Lutherans have been handing out cards for years to illegals that tell them how to fake a Asylum, refugee, or TPS claims.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (/+uur)

That sort of easily verifiable truth is "muckraking" according to the LCMS (the alleged right wing Lutherans) president.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 02:23 PM (vSvIl)

19 Tell Muslim Migrants to Lie and Claim That They're Gay
----------

I have something to confess.

Posted by: David Mohammad French at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (TxYmD)

20 Let’s explore the “proof of homosexuality” topic. How is this shown?

Footwear

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (guGkK)

21 Are these the same demographic who’ve been raping an entire generation or more of UK”
‘s young girls?

That makes it worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (4KUe5)

22 With the assistance of the men of al Zutt?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (VFxHp)

23 Let’s explore the “proof of homosexuality” topic. How is this shown?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta

Crocs.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

24 How the fuck did these retards ever conquer half the planet?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (Ot/FD)

25 3
You're gay? Prove it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (bZMcG)

In the 80s soldiers in boot camp would try to claim that they were gay to get kicked out. Drill sergeants would whip it out and say prove it.

I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2026 02:24 PM (NlEaG)

26 "This group now makes up 35% of all asylum claims"

35% is unreasonably high, but I'll bet there are a lot of genuine poofters in this crowd

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

27 > You're gay? Prove it.

Funny thing is, by the common American understanding of the word, they ARE gay. Plenty of them have no problem sticking their dick in a dude, especially a young dude. The common Pakistani man only objects to the receivers who like getting a dick stuck in them. Those are the gays they want to kill.

Most regular American men would say, "You stick your dick in a dude, you're gay. Giver or receiver, doesn't matter."

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (mkw2N)

28 Let’s step back and ask: why do UK lawyers believe it’s so important to import Pakistanis????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)

29 I'm so happy I don't give a shit about anything anymore.

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (1S3fY)

30
They should offer them mandatory gender reassignment surgery upon entry.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)

31 >>>UK "Legal" Advisors Tell Muslim Migrants to Lie and Claim That They're Gay

Lie? Don't they like little boys for sex?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)

32 The revolution will be FABULOUS

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)

33 Considering how widespread buggery is among men/boys in the Middle East, claiming they're gay isn't that much of a stretch.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (gnNyN)

34 @7

>> I just assume everyone in the UK and the EU is gay.

On my current gig I get to talk to a lot of Europeans and Brits, not only are they gay, they are also bug f***insane.

To the point you can’t have normal conversations with about anything outside of the work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (xJBu+)

35
Well, it is the UK.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (bZMcG)

36 Let’s step back and ask: why do UK lawyers believe it’s so important to import Pakistanis????
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)

You may not have noticed that the U.S. has entire congressional districts full of Somalis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (guGkK)

37 Hi I’m Ahmed and I like to suck cock. Where is the welfare office please?

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 02:27 PM (vslA3)

38 In the 80s soldiers in boot camp would try to claim that they were gay to get kicked out. Drill sergeants would whip it out and say prove it.

I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"
Posted by: blaster

When I was about to go off to boot camp, with great trepidation, my brother told me, "If you don't like it, just tell 'em your gay."

No.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

39 How the fuck did these retards ever conquer half the planet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

1. Demography is destiny, and they breed like rats.

B. Suicidally violent terrorists are surprisingly effective, given point 1.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (dbBUi)

40 It's a writeoff Jerry. They just write it off!

(sorry I couldn't think of an appropriate meme so I figured I'd try that one)

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (TxYmD)

41 3
You're gay? Prove it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (bZMcG)

As ace takes the stage...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (bss/y)

42 39 How the fuck did these retards ever conquer half the planet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

1. Demography is destiny, and they breed like rats.

B. Suicidally violent terrorists are surprisingly effective, given point 1.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (dbBUi)

Lol i was talking about the english....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)

43 It's not gay if your boyfriend is 11 years old

-Some pedo paki

Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

44 On my current gig I get to talk to a lot of Europeans and Brits, not only are they gay, they are also bug f***insane.

To the point you can’t have normal conversations with about anything outside of the work.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 02:26 PM (xJBu+)

I respected and thought highly of my late boss (he was from Germany). However, I really couldn't stand hearing him talk about environmental issues, especially when he floated ideas about putting solar panels on essentially "everything" even parking garage roofs.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (9Ovst)

45 Fyi, this is interesting. No idea if it's true or not, but it sounds true. Townhall is reporting that the Supremes have finished the VRA opinion, but the dissent is slow-rolling their opinions because they want to delay restricting until it's too late. If this is true, then it would seem we won the case.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5ve47y

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

46 Willowed: >>> If I were Xavier Becerra, I'd prepare for a piping Hot bowl of mashed potato to get dumped on his head. Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (IifOV)

A republican PAC needs to play nonstop ads of Steyer gyrating the white man's overbite dance on that stage. No man thirsty AWFL, hip minority, or young gen zer will vote for him after seeing that cringefest.

Posted by: Get to it, GOP PACS! at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Eng1Z)

47 So Minnesota issued an arrest warrants for ICE agents, this is gonna go over really well

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (BqDO6)

48 They had a navy once.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (VFxHp)

49 Lol i was talking about the english....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)

They conquered the world because of two reasons: a) British women and b) British cuisine.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (9Ovst)

50 48 They had a navy once.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (VFxHp)

Is it any surprise that their navy collapsed after they got rid of the rum ration?

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (bss/y)

51 I just assume everyone in the UK and the EU is gay.

===
Gayer than San Francisco.

Posted by: probably true at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (anL5R)

52 >>>I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"

Where do you think the saying, "It's not gay when you're underway," was coined?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Let’s step back and ask: why do UK lawyers believe it’s so important to import Pakistanis????
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
-----

Your average lawyer would burn his own mother at the stake as long as he could bill you $300/hour for it.

Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (oqH4h)

54 reminds me of the scene in 'scarface' where the u.s. immigration guy asks pacino's character if he's a homosexual

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (CWTWj)

55 They conquered the world because of two reasons: a) British women and b) British cuisine.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (9Ovst)

3) British Rum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)

56 Oh, I’ve noticed.

Still waiting for someone to really explain why we need infinity third world immigrants, particularly those whose cultures are completely incompatible with ours.

Not the “diversity is our strength “ BS.
Pretty obvious it’s for cheap labor and votes, but why do we never even demand they try to sell it to the general public. How about a decent attempt at accountability?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (4KUe5)

57 48 They had a navy once.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:29 PM (VFxHp)

Rum, sodomy, and fake lashes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Ot/FD)

58 52 >>>I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"

Where do you think the saying, "It's not gay when you're underway," was coined?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)

Tubesteak Thursdays?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)

59 Didn't homosexuality used to be cause for denial of entry or migration?

Posted by: Crows at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (M5Q22)

60 Ironic that importing documented homos makes the UK overall more hetero.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (Dv3i1)

61 Lol i was talking about the english....
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hah!

In that case, bringing a gun to a spear fight is unsurprisingly effective.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (dbBUi)

62 >>3) British Rum.

I always suspected the Sodomy and Lash took priority over the Rum.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (3JuEJ)

63 You're gay? Great, go suck dick in your own country.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (2UnvF)

64
Do men-pretending-to-be-women type transgenders in the Dutch asylum camps have any issues with getting medical supplies to maintain their unhealed surgical wounds?

Posted by: Smitten NFL Coach at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (VWtfl)

65 Rorkes Drift.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (VFxHp)

66 Hi I’m Ahmed and I like to suck cock. Where is the welfare office please?

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 02:27 PM (vslA3)

Go out the door and take a left. Then make four more lefts. It'll be the first door on your left.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (TxYmD)

67 I rather like the expression ' so open minded their brains fell out".

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 02:32 PM (yAteE)

68 THE UKAY WANTS GAYS!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (guGkK)

69 Trans Americans stuck in refugee camps. Not seeing the downside.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (pDt9x)

70 >>> 42 39 How the fuck did these retards ever conquer half the planet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
1. Demography is destiny, and they breed like rats.
B. Suicidally violent terrorists are surprisingly effective, given point 1.Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (dbBUi)

I'd say two world wars slaughtering European Chads, plus the weaponization of Christian Guilt, and the rise of atheistic communism. But also what Mikeski said.

Lol i was talking about the english....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)

LOL. Badass British queens, the development of the plow and the armada. Guns, germs, and steel. There is a book about it.

Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Eng1Z)

71 46 Willowed: >>> If I were Xavier Becerra, I'd prepare for a piping Hot bowl of mashed potato to get dumped on his head. Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2026 02:19 PM (IifOV)

also willowed:

He should be preparing for his defense testimony along with Fauci for the Covid op.

He was also argued to 9th Circuit that Little Sisters of the Poor had to provide for birth control in their health plan.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

72 If you fuck a male goat in the ass, that's homosexuality, so yeah, those Pakistani guys ARE gay, no lie.

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Av6i5)

73 Arc said the US had become such a hostile environment for trans people that she had stopped leaving the house "unless there was an Uber waiting outside". She said she had been abused on the street and using the ladies' toilets, and resolved to leave the country after a frightening incident when she feared a woman was going to run her over with her truck.
=====================
This would make a good SNL cold open

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2026 02:36 PM (bFU2z)

74 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: alias at April 16, 2026 02:36 PM (IqaN9)

75 Maybe they could all just wear Crocks.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 16, 2026 02:37 PM (EmEaN)

76
They're getting advised by guys in wigs. What do you expect?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:37 PM (bZMcG)

77 Hi zombie!!

Here’s the thing: don’t care if they are gay or straight, they should not be mass imported by the UK or any other western nation.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)

78 The UK is either going to wake up or kneel.

My money is on kneel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:38 PM (xcxpd)

79 The USA has historically been a destination for migrants. The rightwing of both political denied entry to Jewish migrants in the 30s. Would Ace have approved of that ?\
Posted by: alias at April 16, 2026 02:36 PM (IqaN9)

This isn't even a hypothetical.

We're in favor of letting in South African whites due to the similar form of oppression which they're facing.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2026 02:38 PM (vSvIl)

80 The troll thinks FDR was right wing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2UnvF)

81 >>> Still waiting for someone to really explain why we need infinity third world immigrants, particularly those whose cultures are completely incompatible with ours.

Underpants Gnoming the reason we need immigrants:

1) Western Country: We can't pay for our seniors to retire, must import third worlders to work and foot the bill!

2) Western Country lets in third worlders and immediately puts them all on welfare

3) The costs of everything skyrocket, so the government kicks the can down the road of when seniors can legally take their pensions, and seniors can't retire. Also their costs skyrocket so they can't retire

4) Third worlders bring over relatives and have kids that also go on welfare, making the problem worse

5) ???

6) PROFIT!

Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (Eng1Z)

82
The Lord Chancellor, Lord Birkenhead, was asked by a judge in the course of a trial, "What should I give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied, "Twenty shillings, a guinea, whatever you have on you."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:40 PM (bZMcG)

83 UK "Legal" Advisors Tell Muslim Migrants to Lie and Claim That They're Gay

"But is it a lie?"
--9 year old Arab boy rubbing his rear end

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:40 PM (uEYKS)

84 Underpants Gnoming the reason we need immigrants:

1) Western Country: We can't pay for our seniors to retire, must import third worlders to work and foot the bill!

2) Western Country lets in third worlders and immediately puts them all on welfare

3) The costs of everything skyrocket, so the government kicks the can down the road of when seniors can legally take their pensions, and seniors can't retire. Also their costs skyrocket so they can't retire

4) Third worlders bring over relatives and have kids that also go on welfare, making the problem worse

5) ???

6) PROFIT!
==
well you see it isn't intended to help everyone in the Country. Just us.

Import cheap labor

Pay them under the table

Don't pay witholding taxes or workers comp

Keep prices high

Profit!!!

Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 02:41 PM (anL5R)

85 > You're gay? Prove it.

Funny thing is, by the common American understanding of the word, they ARE gay. Plenty of them have no problem sticking their dick in a dude, especially a young dude. The common Pakistani man only objects to the receivers who like getting a dick stuck in them. Those are the gays they want to kill.

Most regular American men would say, "You stick your dick in a dude, you're gay. Giver or receiver, doesn't matter."
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 02:25 PM (mkw2N)

That's also the ancient Roman spin as well. male to male sex was a death penalty offense because somebody was being "unmanned" by being the receiver.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)

86 LOL "fleeing Trump" he's after them! LOOK OUT its TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:41 PM (uEYKS)

87 Badass British queens
Posted by: LizLem

This is about me, isn't it?
-- King James VI and I

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

88 80 The troll thinks FDR was right wing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2UnvF)

They sometimes try to call that icon of progressivism, Widrow Wilson, right wing as well too these days.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (okun6)

89 Immigration is the left wing's answer to how to handle Boomers aging out. Well, that and MAID-like programs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (uEYKS)

90 @Oilfield_Rando
We can’t deport Haitians because then a Chinese meat packing cartel wouldn’t be able pay their federally subsidized foreign workforce less than a Sheetz cashier

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (Dv3i1)

91 These people are psychotic. Untethered. Unhinged.

Posted by: Keep them far away from us at April 16, 2026 02:42 PM (TbWk/)

92 82
The Lord Chancellor, Lord Birkenhead, was asked by a judge in the course of a trial, "What should I give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied, "Twenty shillings, a guinea, whatever you have on you."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:40 PM (bZMcG)

The game 'gay or British' has been going on for a long time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (xcxpd)

93 THEN
Ilhan Omar: bro, I KNOW you're gay, but pretend to be straight and married to me so you can stay in the West

NOW
UK: dudes, we know you're straight, but pretend to be gay so you can stay in the West

Make it make sense.

Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (Eng1Z)

94 Given the low opinion many Muslims have of women I assume they're gay.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (EmEaN)

95 House Votes 224-204 to Extend ‘Temporary Protected Status’ to 350,000 Haitians for THREE YEARS

Ten Republican's vote with dems to further rape America.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (abIsI)

96 That means lonely, frustrated pretty girls.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (bZMcG)

They're only lonely and frustrated if you're 6'5, packing an 14 inch schlong and make 250k a year and love to cook. Otherwise, they'll take the bear please.

Posted by: Nelly at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (6+ehB)

97
You know who else had camps

Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 02:44 PM (Cqx++)

98 " "normal countries," like the Netherlands, do not let "asylum seekers," almost all of whom are mere economic migrants not entitled to asylum, do not allow migrants into the country while their nonsense claims are scrutinized. Rather, they're kept in camps until their cases are resolved."

Biden was covertly flying them into our interior all four years he was residing at The White House. No idea if any were vetted, I'd guess not.

Not sure if he used the military or just private, but they would dump their loads late at night so they were less noticed.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2026 02:44 PM (vbXSk)

99 45 Fyi, this is interesting. No idea if it's true or not, but it sounds true. Townhall is reporting that the Supremes have finished the VRA opinion, but the dissent is slow-rolling their opinions because they want to delay restricting until it's too late. If this is true, then it would seem we won the case.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5ve47y

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

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Please be true.

Still, there are maybe two states that would take immediate advantage. FL for sure, and maybe AL, I believe.

The real impact will, be 2028 when more states have the ability to make changes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:45 PM (B5oTI)

100 Lol i was talking about the english....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:28 PM (Ot/FD)

LOL. Badass British queens, the development of the plow and the armada. Guns, germs, and steel. There is a book about it.
Posted by: LizLem at April 16, 2026 02:33 PM (Eng1Z)

Brits also were lucky enough to have eradicated much of its own noble class during their internal wars. Therefore the tradesmen and crafters had a proportionally higher influence while nobles had to go into the army or navy.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

101 Mamdani has announced a special tax on high value properties.

You get what you vote for and NYC is going to get it good and hard. Marxism crossed with Islam, what's not to love? Enjoy the decline, idiots.

Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (GUOwU)

102 95 House Votes 224-204 to Extend ‘Temporary Protected Status’ to 350,000 Haitians for THREE YEARS

Ten Republican's vote with dems to further rape America.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Please tell me this has to still also pass the Senate and get Trump's signature for it to mean anything (well, other than outing ten Republicans as traitors).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (Dv3i1)

103 88 80 The troll thinks FDR was right wing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2UnvF)

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Troll also doesn't realize that we stopped immigration completely for like 40 years from the 20s to the 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)

104 Congress can vote all they want to extend TPS to Haitians. Unless they have 2/3s of each house it's DOA. Trump will veto it. Failure theater for the libtards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (2UnvF)

105
Who hasn't sucked a dick to get into the UK?

Posted by: Meaghan Markle at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (IifOV)

106 "What should I give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied, "Twenty shillings, a guinea, whatever you have on you."

youtube.com/watch?v=FoAO0851FwA

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (faK3k)

107 96 That means lonely, frustrated pretty girls.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:21 PM (bZMcG)

They're only lonely and frustrated if you're 6'5, packing an 14 inch schlong and make 250k a year and love to cook. Otherwise, they'll take the bear please.
Posted by: Nelly at April 16, 2026 02:43 PM (6+ehB)

They have Modern Western Woman disease just as bad as here in the US, so yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: Exceptions for Muslim rapists only at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)

108 101 Mamdani has announced a special tax on high value properties.

You get what you vote for and NYC is going to get it good and hard. Marxism crossed with Islam, what's not to love? Enjoy the decline, idiots.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (GUOwU)

Too bad we can't keep dipshits like Robert DeNiro there, who voted for Mamdani and is now bitching that he's going to be hit with the higher taxes he voted for.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (9Ovst)

109 104 Congress can vote all they want to extend TPS to Haitians. Unless they have 2/3s of each house it's DOA. Trump will veto it. Failure theater for the libtards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (2UnvF)

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And identifiers for the dumbest of GOPers.

So, it has its uses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)

110 "Why do you want asylum?"

"I'm... fleeing violence?"

"But there is no violence.... just say you're gay."

"But I'm not gay."

"Yeah. And there's no violence, either."

"I don't understand...."

"Come on, just say you're gay!"

....

What the hell is this, some kind of prank or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Ot/FD)

111 I always suspected the Sodomy and Lash took priority over the Rum.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:31 PM (3JuEJ)

It was one of them 'holistic' strategereys that became greater than the sum of it's parts.

Evidently.

Honestly, I think this can all be traced back to booting churchill, and then establishing the welfare state. Closing down the mines and industry in conjunction with that put a lot of people on the dole, who then voted for more dole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (bss/y)

112 Troll also doesn't realize that we stopped immigration completely for like 40 years from the 20s to the 60s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)

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True, but for most progtards, history started yesterday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2UnvF)

113 58 52 >>>I've heard in Navy boot camp they'd just say "well you're gonna LOVE Thursdays"

Where do you think the saying, "It's not gay when you're underway," was coined?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)

Tubesteak Thursdays?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)

Snorkeling?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:48 PM (xcxpd)

114 And identifiers for the dumbest of GOPers.
____

Who by the way, might all have received Trump's endorsement.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

115 about that ceasefire:

"NEW 🔴

US STATE DEPT ON CEASEFIRE: ISRAEL SHALL PRESERVE ITS RIGHT TO TAKE ALL NECESSARY MEASURES IN SELF-DEFENSE, AT ANY TIME, AGAINST PLANNED, IMMINENT, OR ONGOING ATTACKS"

well, that's been going on since the last "ceasefire" in 2024, so ...same same

Meanwhile..

"Israel will allow humanitarian aid into southern Lebanon for the first time tomorrow. Trucks from Samaritan's Purse, a Christian evangelical organization, will enter three Christian villages, Rmeish, Debl, and Ain Ebel near Bint Jbeil.

Hundreds of Lebanese residents remained in the villages after committing not to allow Hezbollah to operate from within them. The aid trucks were inspected today by Israeli security and will enter tomorrow under IDF escort."

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (GD0B3)

116 112 Troll also doesn't realize that we stopped immigration completely for like 40 years from the 20s to the 60s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (B5oTI)

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True, but for most progtards, history started yesterday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 02:48 PM (2UnvF)

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And then Kennedy decided that he was going to spearhead like 4 different immigration bills over about 25 years.

And America has gotten much worse, but that's only because the GOP went so far to the right on social issues and has nothing to do with a sudden influx of third worlders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (B5oTI)

117 Honestly, I think this can all be traced back to booting churchill, and then establishing the welfare state. Closing down the mines and industry in conjunction with that put a lot of people on the dole, who then voted for more dole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (bss/y)

The UK tolerated the Fabian Society so long that they took over, as they planned to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (xcxpd)

118 California now basically making it illegal to even challenge an election.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

119 Is Tommy Robinson still touring the US, or did he leave?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (GD0B3)

120 Asylum should not even be a thing. The only calculus in admitting foreigners should be whether we think we benefit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (QPCEj)

121 Ah, the splendiferous bounty of a malicious secularism~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (diia5)

122 114 And identifiers for the dumbest of GOPers.
____

Who by the way, might all have received Trump's endorsement.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

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Sometimes, you have to endorse the incumbent Hispanic lady GOPer in the safe district because it's heavily Hispanic, there's no real competitor to her spot, and she votes how leadership demands on important bills that will actually pass even if she is pushing amnesty bills that have no chance of passing at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (B5oTI)

123 118 California now basically making it illegal to even challenge an election.
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

Leftist playbook dejour. See Virginia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (bss/y)

124 Oh, I’ve noticed.

Still waiting for someone to really explain why we need infinity third world immigrants, particularly those whose cultures are completely incompatible with ours.

Not the “diversity is our strength “ BS.
Pretty obvious it’s for cheap labor and votes, but why do we never even demand they try to sell it to the general public. How about a decent attempt at accountability?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:30 PM (4KUe5)

That's the feature, not a bug. People under threat rally to the government for protection. Since these world goverment types can't provide wealth, they need to have the populace afraid.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)

125
Honestly, I think this can all be traced back to booting churchill, and then establishing the welfare state.

___________

Correlli Barnett wrote a trilogy of books on how Britain ran itself into the ground after WWII.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 02:51 PM (bZMcG)

126 Didn’t Spanberger make it illegal to challenge a VA election on her first day in office?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2026 02:51 PM (4KUe5)

127 99 45 Fyi, this is interesting. No idea if it's true or not, but it sounds true. Townhall is reporting that the Supremes have finished the VRA opinion, but the dissent is slow-rolling their opinions because they want to delay restricting until it's too late. If this is true, then it would seem we won the case.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5ve47y

Posted by: Elric The Blade

I'll be in my bunk for awhile.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 16, 2026 02:52 PM (abIsI)

128 Meanwhile..

"Israel will allow humanitarian aid into southern Lebanon for the first time tomorrow. Trucks from Samaritan's Purse, a Christian evangelical organization, will enter three Christian villages, Rmeish, Debl, and Ain Ebel near Bint Jbeil.

Hundreds of Lebanese residents remained in the villages after committing not to allow Hezbollah to operate from within them. The aid trucks were inspected today by Israeli security and will enter tomorrow under IDF escort."

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:49 PM (GD0B3)

Hez got a lot of de facto support because they controlled the aid from the UN. Now they aren't, which should help undermine them

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)

129 Asylum should not even be a thing. The only calculus in admitting foreigners should be whether we think we benefit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Do you lack compassion? Well! Good luck getting laid, incel.

Posted by: 25 year old female voter at April 16, 2026 02:53 PM (gKWVE)

130 Fyi, this is interesting. No idea if it's true or not, but it sounds true. Townhall is reporting that the Supremes have finished the VRA opinion, but the dissent is slow-rolling their opinions because they want to delay restricting until it's too late. If this is true, then it would seem we won the case.

==

That's the mail in ballot case ?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)

131 130 Fyi, this is interesting. No idea if it's true or not, but it sounds true. Townhall is reporting that the Supremes have finished the VRA opinion, but the dissent is slow-rolling their opinions because they want to delay restricting until it's too late. If this is true, then it would seem we won the case.

==

That's the mail in ballot case ?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)

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Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (B5oTI)

132 Well, they did say that if Trump was elected that they would end up in camps. They were off by a about hemisphere on the country where the camps are located, but yeah, they were right.

Ooo, eeeerie...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 16, 2026 02:55 PM (k9OZB)

133 101 Mamdani has announced a special tax on high value properties.

You get what you vote for and NYC is going to get it good and hard. Marxism crossed with Islam, what's not to love? Enjoy the decline, idiots.
Posted by: Ripley
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Last nights picture of a dog representing a citizen fighting to keep its money from a government dog while another government dog was buggering it.
Classic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 02:55 PM (faK3k)

134 Hez got a lot of de facto support because they controlled the aid from the UN. Now they aren't, which should help undermine them
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)

no funds from the UN, no funds from iran, no weapons from iran, they might as well pack up and go to...Iraq or wherever they came from in the first place

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)

135 Does this mean Ace is getting Knighted?
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2026 02:18 PM (3JuEJ)

Has he contributed $1000 or more to the No Agenda Show?

Posted by: human at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Vu7A1)

136 King Chuck and Prince Willy better get off their thrones and do something before all their castles become mosques. They are, supposedly, the defenders of the Church of England or some such.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (9X60i)

137 134 no funds from the UN, no funds from iran, no weapons from iran, they might as well pack up and go to...Iraq or wherever they came from in the first place

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)

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Well, Arabs aren't actually from Iran. That would be Persians.

Maybe they can go to Saudi Arabia. You know, the country most pressuring the US and Israel to take out Iran's Islamic Republic government completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (B5oTI)

138 Honestly, I think this can all be traced back to booting churchill, and then establishing the welfare state. Closing down the mines and industry in conjunction with that put a lot of people on the dole, who then voted for more dole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 02:47 PM (bss/y)

I heard it said that the North Ireland troubles could not have been sustained if it wasn't for the welfare supporting the girlfriends, wives and kids of the gangs on both sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)

139 136 King Chuck and Prince Willy better get off their thrones and do something before all their castles become mosques. They are, supposedly, the defenders of the Church of England or some such.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (9X60i)

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Chuck probably converted to Islam 40 years ago.

William still says the "religion of peace" shit.

They don't care about their own religion.

That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)

140 So much for a high trust rational society.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)

141 King Chuck and Prince Willy better get off their thrones and do something before all their castles become mosques. They are, supposedly, the defenders of the Church of England or some such.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (9X60i)

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Chuck probably converted to Islam 40 years ago.

William still says the "religion of peace" shit.

They don't care about their own religion.

That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)
_________

The rampant incest didn't help either ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

142 Enoch powell, had it right

He knew urdu arabic greek and latin

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (bXbFr)

143 I wonder if the "advisors " know they will be the first ones executed once the muzzies are fully in control?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

144 141
The rampant incest didn't help either ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

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Elizabeth II wanted her country's people punished for the wars her grandparents waged.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (B5oTI)

145 That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)

YAAA AA AAA A AA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAH!!!

Posted by: Queen Maria of Portugal at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (gKWVE)

146 "Hey, you know the religion of that guy who was plowing my wife behind my back? That sounds kinda neat..."

Inbred whacko.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (Ot/FD)

147 Chuck probably converted to Islam 40 years ago.

William still says the "religion of peace" shit.

They don't care about their own religion.

That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:58 PM (B5oTI)

Most of the religiously serious Anglicans either became RC or go to African versions of the Anglicans because the "UK" church became ultra woke about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

148 ==

That's the mail in ballot case ?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)

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Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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Well, that clears it up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 PM (faK3k)

149 148 Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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Well, that clears it up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 PM (faK3k)

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Not bad for an illiterate asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else, huh?

(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)

150 Elizabeth II wanted her country's people punished for the wars her grandparents waged.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:00 PM (B5oTI)

I just see her as holding her finger in the dike holding back the deluge. That's why she never stepped down.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

151 126 Didn’t Spanberger make it illegal to challenge a VA election on her first day in office?
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That is Spambooger from NJ. God save us from these fucks.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (FmapG)

152 29 I'm so happy I don't give a shit about anything anymore.
Posted by: Weasel

Newsletter: subscribed.

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Av6i5)

153 Part of the Proof You're Gay testing is the Assembling Shelves Test.

Posted by: Wally at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (65cLN)

154 150 I just see her as holding her finger in the dike holding back the deluge. That's why she never stepped down.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

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As monarch, she had authority to protect her people from invasion. She had veto power over legislation. She could demand resignations of ministers.

She did none of those things and nothing to stop the invasion.

Because she wanted it to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (B5oTI)

155 That's the mail in ballot case ?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)

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Majority minority district case stemming from Section 2 of the VRA and SCOTUS precedent Thornburg v. Gingles (1986).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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Well, that clears it up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:01 PM (faK3k)
_________

The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

156 155
The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

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Clyburn in SC, man.

He had a good run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (B5oTI)

157 We can bring a hanover from germany over

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 16, 2026 03:04 PM (bXbFr)

158 As monarch, she had authority to protect her people from invasion. She had veto power over legislation. She could demand resignations of ministers.

She did none of those things and nothing to stop the invasion.

Because she wanted it to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:03 PM (B5oTI)

I think she effectively lost that power when the Brits forced that king to abdicate in the 30s, if not earlier.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)

159 That's what happens when you let a figurehead monarchy stick around for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't think it's inherently bad if their focus was entirely upon cultural heritage and critique of government that strays from it. It's more of a problem of ideological capture than just the institution. Marxism destroys everything it acquires.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (diia5)

160 You mean a small clique of blacks might no longer be able to domineer over a large population of other blacks in a single party closed-shop rotten borough anymore?

That sounds like racism to me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Ot/FD)

161 158 I think she effectively lost that power when the Brits forced that king to abdicate in the 30s, if not earlier.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)

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Then England does not have a constitutional monarchy and the people should not be paying taxes for their upkeep.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:06 PM (B5oTI)

162 _________

The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Reconstruction ain't over yet.
And they wonder why the South is pissed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:06 PM (faK3k)

163 Well they will rape boys so yeah, why not?

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (EiVGI)

164 "As monarch, she had authority to protect her people from invasion. She had veto power over legislation. She could demand resignations of ministers.

Stopping the invasion would have been in interesting test of those powers. When was the last time that actually happened?

Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (GUOwU)

165 Why in hell did those idiots think they could just walk into the Netherlands like they owned the place?

I guess after years of demanding that everyone bow to their particular perversion, they assumed a foreign country would as well.

Talk about a bunch of ill-adjusted self-centered asshats.

I hope they like camping.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (DwqWV)

166 no funds from the UN, no funds from iran, no weapons from iran, they might as well pack up and go to...Iraq or wherever they came from in the first place

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)

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Well, Arabs aren't actually from Iran. That would be Persians.

Maybe they can go to Saudi Arabia. You know, the country most pressuring the US and Israel to take out Iran's Islamic Republic government completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 02:57 PM (B5oTI)

dude, I am talking about hezbos from Lebanon, who are arab going back to Irq not Iran..there is a congregation of them in Iraq, will be easy to find, if anyone is looking form them

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

167 Reconstruction ain't over yet.
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It has never been over. Roundheads and Crazy Quakers are the status quo. Oh, and they want to kill you and wear your skin.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (FmapG)

168 The VRA case is about whether all those districts across the country -- many in the south -- that are heavily heavily gerrymandered to guarantee a black or other minority the win are constitutional or not. If not, they must all go away and we win BIG in getting more congressional seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Reconstruction ain't over yet.
And they wonder why the South is pissed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:06 PM (faK3k)

They have those all over, not just the South.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (8avO+)

169 Not bad for an illiterate asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else, huh?

(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)

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You forgot glowie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

170 169 Not bad for an illiterate asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else, huh?

(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)

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You forgot glowie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

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That's hurtful!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (B5oTI)

171 As for the Brits, they bugger each other in school, so why would they stop when they graduate? Bunch of poncy fags, the lot of them. Not a stretch that they would invite in a bunch of sodomizers anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (DwqWV)

172 Not bad for an illiterate asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else, huh?

(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)

Back to trolling, eh glowie?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (xcxpd)

173 172
Back to trolling, eh glowie?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (xcxpd)

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I've never denied it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:09 PM (B5oTI)

174 Stopping the invasion would have been in interesting test of those powers. When was the last time that actually happened?
Posted by: Ripley
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She could have poisoned that idiot who is now king.
It's not like she hasn't killed others.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (faK3k)

175 Willowed:

Even if immigration stopped today, it’s too late. Legacy Americans are not having kids anymore. Foreigners are. Demographics is destiny. Best we can hope for is to slow the car down from 100MPH to 30 MPh as it approaches the cliff. Buy us a few decades before the end.

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 12:03 PM (vslA3)
==
Ask the dems how that worked for the hispanics. They will vote majority GOP in 28. Many think themselves white European heritage. Most of their grandkids don't speak Spanish and their kids won't understand it. The US with its freedom becomes quite intoxicating when someone isn't bribing you to think differently.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)

176 dude, I am talking about hezbos from Lebanon, who are arab going back to Irq not Iran..there is a congregation of them in Iraq, will be easy to find, if anyone is looking form them
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

They've been in Lebanon so long they probably are as Lebanese as anyone. The usual dodge is to put them in another Muslim country like Tunisia or Morocco.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

177 Even if immigration stopped today, it’s too late. Legacy Americans are not having kids anymore. Foreigners are. Demographics is destiny. Best we can hope for is to slow the car down from 100MPH to 30 MPh as it approaches the cliff. Buy us a few decades before the end.

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 12:03 PM (vslA3)

Liberals aren't having kids. Conservatives are doing better which is why the 2020 census was defrauded.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)

178 Imagine "send them to the camps" said here in the US. The press would go nuts.

Of course, san fran where that dude was from, is actually paying for migrant trans operations.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2026 03:11 PM (n5tGW)

179 Not a stretch that they would invite in a bunch of sodomizers anyway.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Those dirty finger nailed, blue collar bitches deserve it good and hard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:12 PM (faK3k)

180 She could have poisoned that idiot who is now king.
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (faK3k)

Her family is idiots all the way down, it seems.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)

181 175 Ask the dems how that worked for the hispanics. They will vote majority GOP in 28. Many think themselves white European heritage. Most of their grandkids don't speak Spanish and their kids won't understand it. The US with its freedom becomes quite intoxicating when someone isn't bribing you to think differently.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)

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Also, the white birthrate has collapsed purely because progressives have stopped having kids.

Conservative men are having 4 times as many children as progressive men.

Overall replacement birthrate is 1.3 for Democrats and 2.1 for Republicans.

Republicans are at replacement. Democrats are well below it because they've been telling themselves that having kids is selfish and the world is going to end anyway.

And, yes, most Hispanics think of themselves as white because, well, Spaniards are white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:13 PM (B5oTI)

182 180 She could have poisoned that idiot who is now king.
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (faK3k)

Her family is idiots all the way down, it seems.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)

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We're going to find out that Harry is the best of them.

And he's fucking retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:14 PM (B5oTI)

183 She could have poisoned that idiot who is now king.
It's not like she hasn't killed others.
Posted by: Braenyard

One phone call:

"Hello, Mrs. Clinton? Elizabeth here. My son Charles has information that could lead to your arrest and imprisonment."

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

184 And, yes, most Hispanics think of themselves as white because, well, Spaniards are white.
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Meh, there are the Conquistadors and then the Mestizos and then the Indios. Hope for German Mexicans. They make great beer.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (FmapG)

185 170 169 Not bad for an illiterate asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else, huh?

(I've added to the list of titles since this morning.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:02 PM (B5oTI)

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You forgot glowie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

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That's hurtful!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:08 PM (B5oTI)

Please to not be forgetting pretentious, sir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (bss/y)

186 How the fuck did these retards ever conquer half the planet?

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That was pre WW1 and 2. Those wars annihilated their fighting men stock.

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:15 PM (vslA3)

187 Tucker says Muslims are highly devoted to the gays and have much more progressive views on immigration than Christians. Also Jesus was the first Muslim and no real Christian could ever deny that.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (TxYmD)

188 Late to the thread but they are all gay so not so much a lie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (V4IXI)

189 We're going to find out that Harry is the best of them.

And he's fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:14 PM (B5oTI)

I doubt that - the others weren't dumb enough to marry the bimbos.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

190 I doubt that - the others weren't dumb enough to marry the bimbos.
Posted by: Oldcat

You're saying that Diana was not a bimbo?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

191 154 150 I just see her as holding her finger in the dike holding back the deluge. That's why she never stepped down.

Posted by: Oldcat

Jeez, I seem to have missed that episode of "The Crown."

I thought her sister was the one into weird stuff.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Y8DZL)

192 102 95 House Votes 224-204 to Extend ‘Temporary Protected Status’ to 350,000 Haitians for THREE YEARS

Ten Republican's vote with dems to further rape America.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Please tell me this has to still also pass the Senate and get Trump's signature for it to mean anything (well, other than outing ten Republicans as traitors).
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 02:46 PM (Dv3i1)

In fact, it still has to pass the House. The vote was on a "discharge petition" or some such construct to bypass the usual means of getting a bill to a floor vote. If you can't work the usual path of committee --> Speaker --> floor, then you take the "are we the baddies?" path of working with Dems to force it.

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Sy6m/)

193 Muslim men will have 2 or 3 wives and bread like rabbits, they sre already in the country.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (EiVGI)

194 Conservative men are having 4 times as many children as progressive men.
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And 99% of those children end up in the lib tranny school system and then commie higher learning day care centers.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (TxYmD)

195 Oh, and nood madwoman.

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)

196 They're really asking for it now......

Kim "Katie" USA
@KimKatieUSA
·
2h
🚨 HAPPENING NOW: Mary Moriarity has issued two warrants to arrest two ICE agents for “assault” and is claiming “they can be arrested anywhere in the country.”

She is going to start a civil war with these warrants. Minnesota really wants to go to war with the federal government under President Trump. Bring it.

The proper federal response needs to happen right NOW. The DOJ under
@AGTtactical
must immediately move to quash these unconstitutional warrants, open an investigation into Moriarity for obstruction of federal law enforcement, and make it crystal clear that no state or local prosecutor gets to order the arrest of federal agents doing their job. Complete insanity.

Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (kX27y)

197 194 Conservative men are having 4 times as many children as progressive men.
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And 99% of those children end up in the lib tranny school system and then commie higher learning day care centers.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (TxYmD)

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That's actually not true.

Something like 60% of political affiliation is family influences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 16, 2026 03:18 PM (B5oTI)

198 Reporting from the now-concluded Math Bee: Pookette's teammate won first for the individual round, and Pookette's team placed 3rd (I think there were 50 teams overall, with 4-5 kids each). It went by fast, probably because Pookette lent me a book. Book review for the Book Thread incoming!

Posted by: pookysgirl, supervising mathletes at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (Wt5PA)

199 The word temporary apparently now means 20 years.

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (vslA3)

200
Tucker and Leo having a conversation would be must-see-TV!

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (Y8DZL)

201 I doubt that - the others weren't dumb enough to marry the bimbos.
Posted by: Oldcat

You're saying that Diana was not a bimbo?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

She was a Spencer, long time English nobility.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+)

202 She was a Spencer, long time English nobility.
Posted by: Oldcat

But still a bimbo, mentally.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

203
I feel kind of sorry for Harry. He was in the army, flying dangerous helicopter missions in Afghanistan. By all accounts, he served with distinction. Then they pulled him out and he became the useless Spare with nothing much to do. Marrying American divorcées is always bad for the Royals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (bZMcG)

204 How the fuck did these retards ever conquer half the planet?

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That was pre WW1 and 2. Those wars annihilated their fighting men stock.
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Yes. Aside from Napolean, they waged war against people with bows an arrows or spears. Unless they were surrounded and well outnumbered the guns/cannons were going to win the day. The weren't particularly effective against a rabble with rifles in 1776-1781.

Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (anL5R)

205 I thought her sister was the one into weird stuff.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:17 PM (Y8DZL)

note the spelling.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)

206 I doubt that - the others weren't dumb enough to marry the bimbos.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

I believe the correct term is 'Yacht Whore'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (bss/y)

207
Dunno if it's been mentioned but Peter O'Tooles' "The Ruling Class" from the 70's was, as it turns out, pretty spot-on about England.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Y8DZL)

208
It’s a roll of the dice. I have one kid that’s to the right of Genghis Khan. Also got one slightly to the left of Marx. I know a lot of families like that. Same family, same schools same everything. Some go one way some go the other way. No rhyme or reason.

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 03:22 PM (vslA3)

209 In basic training (long before Don't Ask/Don't Tell) we were told we could get out if we were gay. The catch was that the drill instructor told us he would take anyone making such a claim into his office, close the door and they could demonstrate their gayness to his satisfaction. No one accepted the offer.

Posted by: a.moron at April 16, 2026 03:22 PM (X5Jzz)

210 must immediately move to quash these unconstitutional warrants, open an investigation into Moriarity for obstruction of federal law enforcement, and make it crystal clear that no state or local prosecutor gets to order the arrest of federal agents doing their job. Complete insanity.

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PFHAG - Send in a capture team of US marshalls and haul this bitch in to custody. To encourage the others.

Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (anL5R)

211 Yes. Aside from Napolean, they waged war against people with bows an arrows or spears. Unless they were surrounded and well outnumbered the guns/cannons were going to win the day. The weren't particularly effective against a rabble with rifles in 1776-1781.
Posted by: The chamber of commerce at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (anL5R)

They also bankrolled other Euro nations to fight major parts of the wars they did get into using money from trade, which once a war started they had virtually a world monopoly.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

212 She was a Spencer, long time English nobility.
Posted by: Oldcat

But still a bimbo, mentally.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

This is England, so the class you are is what matters far more than here. Markle was a loose grenade from the start, but I'm sure the universal contempt she got from the rest of the family didn't make her more stable.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)

213
I think if any of these gay-claiming 'refugees' get sent back to where they belong, the locals won't ostracize them or string them up for being gay. They will regard the claim of faggotry as a clever ploy to put one over on the Western dummies; which it is.

It's like their belief that boning a guy in the ass doesn't make you gay, it makes him gay. What a loser. Offering refugee status for gayness doesn't reflect badly on them, it reflects badly on the dumb weak Western society that offers it; which it does.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (VWtfl)

214 They've been in Lebanon so long they probably are as Lebanese as anyone. The usual dodge is to put them in another Muslim country like Tunisia or Morocco.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

Russia!

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (GD0B3)

215 "The weren't particularly effective against a rabble with rifles in 1776-1781.
Posted by: The chamber of commerce"
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It took them quite a few attempts to fight the Boers to basically a draw.
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2026 03:26 PM (GZK5U)

Fighting 2500+ miles away from your base is no picnic at any time.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

216 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (bss/y)

217 They've been in Lebanon so long they probably are as Lebanese as anyone. The usual dodge is to put them in another Muslim country like Tunisia or Morocco.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

Russia!
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 03:27 PM (GD0B3)

I was thinking about that for Gazans too. Drop a family in every village 50 miles apart from the Veronezh area to the Urals and see if they can get into mischief.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

218 The Menendez brothers will soon be seeking asylum in the UK because they are orphans.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 16, 2026 03:29 PM (2ap+5)

219 ---------------
Meh, there are the Conquistadors and then the Mestizos and then the Indios. Hope for German Mexicans. They make great beer.
Posted by: pudinhead
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You forgot about the Irish.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 03:34 PM (faK3k)

220 Medical and law schools have had preferential treatment for admission for LGBTQ applicants.
I would say I was bi to get in. Mostly opposite sex attraction.
Prove I'm not Bi, h8ers!
Heh, as Instapundit might add.

Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at April 16, 2026 09:47 PM (bexpN)

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