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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

2h

🚨 HOLY CRAP. Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents

She's claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide

This must be IMMEDIATELY deemed null and void and she should be removed from power! TRAITOR.

Video here.

When she's not batting clean-up for the Soros Softball Team, she's letting out Somali rapists without prison time so that they can rape again. The feds had to charge this repeat rapist to keep him from committing further rapes.

Federal prosecutors on Thursday charged a Minneapolis man in connection with a string of sexual assaults including of a 15-year-old girl. In two of the cases, Abdimahat Bille Mohamed, 28, avoided prison as part of a recent plea deal with the Hennepin County Attorney's Office and allegedly raped his latest victim in September while on probation.

In a statement, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi blamed Minnesota's "left-wing soft-on-crime policies" for putting innocent people at risk from a "Somali national." In response, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said the Justice Department news release is a "clear attempt to politicize a sexual assault prosecution to inflict further harm on our entire Somali community."


On May 30, 2024, Minneapolis police arrested Mohamed at his home near downtown for the rape of a woman he met on Snapchat. The victim's sister, who was also in the apartment, had called 911. The victim told paramedics that Mohamed had raped and strangled her and threatened to kill her sister.

Hennepin County prosecutors charged Mohamed the next day. Several months later, the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension linked Mohamed's DNA to the 2017 kidnapping and sexual assault of a 15-year-old girl in Minneapolis. In October 2024, the Hennepin County Attorney's Office charged Mohamed separately in the earlier case.

In April, Mohamed pleaded guilty to felony charges of criminal sexual conduct in both cases, but he did not go to prison.

Following the terms of Mohamed's plea deal, Judge Juan Hoyos gave Mohamed five years of probation for the rape of the 15-year-old and a stayed sentence of 14 months in the other case. Hennepin County prosecutors agreed not to charge Mohamed in a May 2018 sexual assault of which he was suspected.

The case came to the attention of the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office after Hennepin County prosecutors charged Mohamed on Monday in connection with a third sexual assault.

While on probation for the rape of the 15-year-old girl, Mohamed met a Mankato woman on Snapchat in mid-September and picked her up at her home. According to court documents, he allegedly took her to a hotel in Bloomington, where he held her against her will for six days and repeatedly raped her.

Unfortunately 2032 is a lifetime away:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

2m

🚨 MASSIVE: Democrats are staring down a devastating Electoral College loss of possibly 14 NET SEATS in the coming 2030 Census

This will SEVERELY constrain their ability to win the House and Presidency

FL: +2
TX: +3
ID: +1
UT: +1

CA: -3
NY: -1
IL: -2
RI: -1

Don't count illegal aliens in this! Make it EVEN WORSE.

"Why is everyone so horny here?"

Mass shooting cash-in grifter David Hogg remains fake and gay.

Overton
@overton_news
·
14h
Scott Jennings just left 26-year-old left-wing activist David Hogg stumbling in his dust live on CNN.

Hogg tried to claim anyone with an "elementary school understanding" of foreign policy could have predicted the Strait of Hormuz closure.

Jennings left him speechless with one simple question.

HOGG: "Anybody with an elementary school understanding of foreign policy could have told you the Strait of Hormuz was going to get shut down, and that is exactly what happened."

JENNINGS: "And who controls it right now?"

[Silence]

"Who controls strait right now?"

HOGG: "How high are...why are gas prices so high then?"

JENNINGS: "Why were they high during Biden's administration? Did you like that?"

[Jennings laughs in his face]

"You're using last week's talking points David, WE control the strait!"

"We are in charge of this conflict right now."

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

3h

🚨 GREAT NEWS: Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee signs a resolution telling Pride Month to SCREW OFF, instead declaring June as "NUCLEAR FAMILY MONTH"

The left is LOSING IT!

"The nuclear family, consisting of one husband, one wife, and any biological, adopted, or fostered children, is God's design for familial structure and has been the bedrock of society since the creation of the world," the resolution says

Amazing decision.

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!!

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!!?

Interesting: the Gulf states say they're opening up the accounts of Iranian politicians for seizure. Of course, most Iranian looted money will be in Russian and Chinese banks, but this is still something.

He also says that companies doing business with Iran may have their accounts sanctioned as well.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh


Apr 15
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Sec. Scott Bessent just said that because Iran BOMBED Gulf neighbors, those countries are suddenly opening up Iranian regime BANK accounts to Treasury

So he can FREEZE their assets! Checkmate playing out. 🔥

"What may prove to be FATAL mistakes the Iranians made was bombing their [Gulf] NEIGHBORS."

"Who are now willing to be much more transparent in terms of the funds, or do a deeper dive in investigating the funds that are held within their banking systems."

"So, we have pushed out to them the request that we want to freeze more funds of the leadership of the IRGC and any members of Iranian leadership."

"The other thing that we have done is we have told companies, we have told countries that if you are buying Iranian oil, that if Iranian money is sitting in your banks, we are now willing to apply secondary sanctions, which is a very stern measure."

"The Iranians should know that this is going to be the FINANCIAL equivalent of what we saw in the KINETIC activities."

Bessent is an economic ASSASSIN. 🇺🇸

Another betrayal:

And it's always the same traitors:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

JUST NOW: The NAMES of the 7 House Republicans who voted to protect 350,000 Haitian migrants from deportation

Don Bacon (NE)
Mario Diaz-Balart (FL)
Brian Fitzpatrick (PA)
Carlos Gimenez (FL)
Mike Lawler (NY)
Nicole Malliotakis (NY)
Maria Salazar (FL)

Infuriating.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM




Comments

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1 That chick looks like Phil Donahue

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 06:25 PM (YwEeS)

2 The EU wants lockdown 2.0 so bad they can taste it.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (YwEeS)

3 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2026 06:27 PM (QovLg)

4 I...I never thought bacon could betray us...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

5 In response, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said the Justice Department news release is a "clear attempt to politicize a sexual assault prosecution to inflict further harm on our entire Somali community."

Correction: Our VALUED Somali community.

Because we all know how much the primitive Somalis contribute to the glorious tapestry of American culture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)

6 "The tastiest sustenance is the food you don't eat."

-Chairman Mao

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)

7 When she's not batting clean-up for the Soros Softball Team
_____

So, Lezbo?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:31 PM (Dv3i1)

8 While you're prepping for Pride Month, don't forget that March was Procreation Awareness Month.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)

9 I waz willowed !

Trump, the gift that keeps on giving!

"Who’s dumber, Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent? ..
Kent is a LOSER, just like Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and the rest of them are LOSERS — You’re born that way, LOW IQ, and there’s not a damn thing they’re going to be able to do about it!.."

https://tinyurl.com/299ph69x

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3)

10 Damn that should have said "most nourishing". I hate when I blow an easy one.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (vE0+H)

11 I do question the judgement of a Mankato woman who decides to meet up with a Somali man and goes to a hotel with him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

12 March was Procrastination Awareness Month.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2026 06:33 PM (0sNs1)

13 Ursula von der Leyen regarding the energy crises in Europe:

“The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.”


Go long on handcarts, candles and wattle-and-daub architecture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:33 PM (guGkK)

14 Because we all know how much the primitive Somalis contribute to the glorious tapestry of American culture.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)

"Who got a shit stain on the corner of my tapestry?!?! These things are expensive, dammit!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD)

15 The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.
==

Breathing ? Is breathing allowed in Europe ??

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)

16 Hey Ursula.. Why don't you include don't breathe... That will save energy

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (FtULh)

17 I bet Trump knows all the podcatians' sekrets.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)

18 Because we all know how much the primitive Somalis contribute to the glorious tapestry of American culture.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

And how much is skimmed and deposited into our glorious campaign fund and personal accounts!
- Minnesota Dems

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (Dv3i1)

19 lol Donna!

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)

20 I...I never thought bacon could betray us...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

Heh

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (V4IXI)

21 Democrat Susan Rice’s leaked memo is blowing up.

She’s caught on tape saying: “We gotta figure out how we’re gonna get these illegal immigrants… It’s gonna be challenging to teach them how to make sure we get their votes in the belt.”

--

And yet there sits John Thune and the rest of his traitorous GOPe with their fingers in their ears, their eyes covered as they could care less about the SAVE Act, which would help prevent the explicit and stated plans of the filthy Democrats.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (qBdHI)

22 The Hennepin County DA looks like Kier Starmer's more masculine sister.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (cS3Fw)

23

It would be great if we straight America loving people could turn Pride Month into proud I'm not taking it up the ass and I love America.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:35 PM (3ek7K)

24 March was Procrastination Awareness Month.
____

I still have 11 months before it comes, should be plenty of time.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2026 06:36 PM (Dv3i1)

25 MASSIVE: Democrats are staring down a devastating Electoral College loss of possibly 14 NET SEATS in the coming 2030 Census

==

ugh, too long, we need it NOW!

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:36 PM (GD0B3)

26 What college district does Bacon represent?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:37 PM (V4IXI)

27 Ursula von der Leyen regarding the energy crises in Europe:

“The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity"

The tantric sex approach to energy conversation.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)

28 Can we haz star chambers?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (snZF9)

29 This timeline sucks and I want to change it. The EU chick would look great in a Nazi uniform. And all these illegals enriching us each day I can barely stand it. Ugh. Haiti, again? Haiti and Somalia. Two "great" countries. One giant shithole.

Posted by: turambar at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (Q0yOR)

30 "The tastiest sustenance is the food you don't eat."

-Chairman Mao
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:30 PM


So it's like humor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (4NO2D)

31 “The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.”

-
If Fred Flintstone can do it, you can do it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 16, 2026 06:38 PM (ndZc7)

32 TBN Israel posts daily updates from Israel on the war. Today's post:

https://tinyurl.com/US-surging-reinforcements

Posted by: Beverly at April 16, 2026 06:39 PM (reMys)

33 Well, dang. Yesterday's House vote on Haitian TPS was just on a "discharge petition" (to bypass the normal path for bringing a bill to the floor), but this was the real thing that the other vote set up. So, now it's up to the Senate to spike it.

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Sy6m/)

34 The historian William Shirer concluded: “Under the leadership of Rosenberg, Bormann and Himmler, who were backed by Hitler, the Nazi regime intended to destroy Christianity in Germany, if it could, and substitute the old paganism of the early tribal Germanic gods and the new paganism of the Nazi extremists.” The only thing a right-wing authoritarian regime reliably does with organized religion is use it for mobilization - and then destroy it once it proves an independent moral authority the state cannot fully control.

This is why Tucker Carlson’s operation, which presents itself as a defense of authentic Christianity, is in fact a threat to every Christian -and to every Jew, Muslim, and person of any faith who depends on the First Amendment’s guarantee of religious freedom, who loves the Constitution and who wants to be free. -- Insurrection Barbie

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

35 I wonder if failing to protect citizens against rampant raping Somalis would fall under 14th amendment intervention?

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

36 “The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.”

Petrol26 lockdown.

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (rLdRG)

37 Don't leave your house and don't turn the power on, we don't have the energy. Just sit quietly in the dark.

Eat bugs, cows are killing the planet.

And no guns for you, you might hurt someone.

Now excuse me, I have to get in this SUV with my armed guards and go to a fancy restaurant -- on your dime -- and eat steak and lobster. Afterwards I may hold down your underage daughter while my friends gang rape her. In other words, just another Thursday Night LOL.

Posted by: Ursula von der Leyen at April 16, 2026 06:40 PM (qUkBO)

38 The nuclear family: too much fission or not enough fusion?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:41 PM (E0Kkk)

39 Great news. From ew.


Shannon Elizabeth filed to divorce husband Simon Borchert right before joining OnlyFans: Report

"She wants to have a bit more freedom," a source told PEOPLE


Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 16, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

40 "The best use of your time is not living" -- The World Elite

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

41 40 That is beautiful

Posted by: turambar at April 16, 2026 06:42 PM (Q0yOR)

42 YOU WILL STAY HOME. YOU WILL NOT DRIVE. YOU WILL NOT USE ELECTRICITY. YOU WILL SUBMIT.

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 06:42 PM (q177U)

43 “The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.”

--

This is what the end goal is for people like this evil witch. These WEF demons, all of whom will never live the kind of life they want for everybody else.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

44 Bessent is an economic ASSASSIN.

I love him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (WONhk)

45 Does anyone else think Somalis look like the aliens in Mars Attacks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)

46 The Covid solution for the energy crisis. Great job.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

47 Doesn’t Trump have to sign that amnesty bill for Haitians for it to take effect? Kinda doubt he will

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (vslA3)

48 The pride shit has shot their wad. Donors were canceling donations last year . The freak show is dying.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (yAteE)

49
Brian Fitzpatrick, the shame of Bucks County.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (tgvbd)

50

nurse, yes

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (3ek7K)

51 Mary Mary Quite the Revolutionary

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (EiVGI)

52 >> Does anyone else think Somalis look like the aliens in Mars Attacks?

Blast some Slim Whitman at them and see what happens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (w6EFb)

53 Me: Gas is expensive!

Elites: Have you considered medical assistance in dying?

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (q177U)

54 Does anyone else think Somalis look like the aliens in Mars Attacks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)

Yup, and the aliens achieved it without decades of inbreeding.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)

55 "The best use of your time is not living" -- The World Elite

Medically-induced hibernation is the ticket. You sleep quietly for, oh, maybe 50 years and then the state pulls the plug. In the meantime you consume almost nothing and you never complain about the Ruling Elite.

In other words, a life well lived!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

56 How ever does she think this Commassar posion was going to work?

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (EiVGI)

57 >>>Does anyone else think Somalis look like the aliens in Mars Attacks?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM (W2Pud)

LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (q177U)

58 I hope Hungary gets $20 gas with their new and improved PM.

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (vslA3)

59 “The cheapest energy is the one you don't use. Stay home, don't drive, don't use electricity.”

---
Have you ever thought of just ending it altogether?

Posted by: Canadian Conservation at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (Fi81e)

60 Bonhoeffer had the Christian response to Nazism.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (E0Kkk)

61 The Nazis were not right wing authoritarians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (xcxpd)

62 The Irish are revolting.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (4NO2D)

63 Watching events unfold in this war has been a study in competency.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (yAteE)

64 Breathing ? Is breathing allowed in Europe ??
Posted by: runner


As long as they can tax carbon emissions, yes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (a+4eV)

65 How ever does she think this Commassar posion was going to work?
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:45 PM (EiVGI)
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Don't turn around.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

66
The Irish are revolting.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (4NO2D)

_________

Like always.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (tgvbd)

67 Breathing ? Is breathing allowed in Europe ??
Posted by: runner

---
In? Yes. Out? No.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e)

68 The Left are the same people who would rather people starve than giving them GMO food but want to mandate everyone take mRNA vaccines.

Psychopaths

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (V4IXI)

69
If Jamie Raskin was so confident in President Soaring Rhetoric, why didn't he demand the video of the deposition?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (n7rxJ)

70 62 The Irish are revolting.
___

Yes, they sicken all of us.

Posted by: Green Monste at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (qUkBO)

71 A word our current administration seem to be unaware of... consequences.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (AkEZC)

72 TBN Israel posts daily updates from Israel on the war. Today's post:

https://tinyurl.com/US-surging-reinforcements
====

Mrs. F's go-to source.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

73 Medically-induced hibernation,
then medically-induced coma,
then MAID.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (E0Kkk)

74 > Shannon Elizabeth filed to divorce husband Simon Borchert right before joining OnlyFans: Report

She went topless in American Pie when she was smoking hot. Now she's 52. I'm guessing people will check her out for the nostalgia, but I can't imagine she'll compare favorably to their memory of her.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)

75 The Left are the same people who would rather people starve than giving them GMO food but want to mandate everyone take mRNA vaccines.

Psychopaths
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (V4IXI)
---
Hey now!

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at April 16, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

76 Under the comments on that tweet about Susan Rice, some ignorant bint, with its profile picture wearing a covid mask (of course), looks down on the little people by declaring:

"ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN NOT VOTE. What part of that do people not understand?"

Yes, people really are this stupid.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:49 PM (qBdHI)

77 The pride shit has shot their wad. Donors were canceling donations last year . The freak show is dying.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:44 PM (yAteE)

Don't forget the Left's newest friends don't want to hear about the gay and tranny shit. They will be fed to the Islamist lions faster than you can say "meeeeeow".

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H)

78 Breathing ? Is breathing allowed in Europe ??
Posted by: runner

---
In? Yes. Out? No.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e

Reminded me of one of my favorite blonde jokes.

The blonde was asked to check if the rear car blinker was working.

She replied Yes No Yes No Yes No

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (V4IXI)

79 I have this sneaking suspicion Ursula will still fly private everywhere and be driven by chauffeur in the Mercedes S-Class.

And just like Obama she’s talking about making buildings more efficient, lol. Remember that grif? Where contractors would get $20k or something to caulk windows in ghetto apartment buildings.

The more things change…

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (vslA3)

80 The Irish are revolting.

Yes…aren’t they?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:50 PM (E0Kkk)

81 Van Der Layen is really looking at the EU citizens and saying "know your place , peasants"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 06:51 PM (gu0hJ)

82
Democrat Susan Rice’s leaked memo is blowing up.

=================

Can we see it, or do we have to content ourselves with hearing a quote from someone who saw it once?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (n7rxJ)

83 How retarded are 2/3 of Hungarian voters to give this tyrant control of their country?

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (vslA3)

84 The pride shit has shot their wad.
Posted by: Ben Had


Interesting choice of words there Sister. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (cYBz/)

85

Scott Bessent is gay. What he does in his private life he doesn't get on social media and talk about being gay.

He is doing a great job for our country without pushing gay stuff on us.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ek7K)

86 Van Der Layen is really looking at the EU citizens and saying "know your place , peasants"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2026 06:51 PM (gu0hJ)
---
We ugly Americans are so smug to think that we have it better than other countries!

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)

87 In response, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said the Justice Department news release is a "clear attempt to politicize a sexual assault prosecution to inflict further harm on our entire Somali community."


What's with all the negative waves Moriarty?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (ERade)

88 Actually Shannon Elizabeth still looks very nice at 52

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM (EiVGI)

89
When I hear about Ursula there, I always think of Hyacinth Bucket getting into the Dowager Lady Ursula's homemade gooseberry wine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (w6EFb)

90 Democrat Susan Rice’s leaked memo is blowing up.

=================

Can we see it, or do we have to content ourselves with hearing a quote from someone who saw it once?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


A PDF or it doesn’t exist!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (E0Kkk)

91
Medically-induced hibernation,
then medically-induced coma,
then MAID.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

================

The disease that costs the least to treat is the disease that kills you in a week because you didn't treat it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)

92
A PDF or it doesn’t exist!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

===============

Well, one of those emails or texts that keep turning up!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)

93 Shirer wrote in his memoir The Nightmare Years:

May 1932. Colonel McCormick, busy as he was in Chicago trying to avert the collapse of American civilization, somehow found time occasionally to give me a specific assignment. But in a peculiarly perverse way.

... Shirer spent a week in Tighina interviewing "scores" of Ukrainian refugees. His conclusions: the Bolshevik commissar-activists possibly stole a village milk cow or a goat or a plow and some grain. That a few of the whining peasants went hungry. Some peasants were sent east. A few escaped and were shot fleeing across the river to Moldova from Soviet Ukraine.

Shirer finds it all so boooring! Especially the religious nature of the ignorant and backward Slavic peasants. If only those poor, stupid, Slavic idiots were Jews - he may have been interested. Sadly, the Slavs were only slavish, god worshiping, Christians.

https://archive.org/details/william-shirer-at-the-border

Posted by: 13times at April 16, 2026 06:55 PM (rLdRG)

94 Kurt Vonnegut's story Welcome to the Monkey House illustrates the best way to conserve energy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e)

95 "Who’s dumber, Tucker Carlson or Joe Kent? ..
Kent is a LOSER, just like Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and the rest of them are LOSERS — You’re born that way, LOW IQ, and there’s not a damn thing they’re going to be able to do about it!.."

https://tinyurl.com/299ph69x

😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3)

Listen to this person. He knows what is what!

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (cO6oP)

96
This is my shocked face that Maria Salazar voted to keep the Haitians.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (n7rxJ)

97 A retarded monkey has typed out a comment that appears to be similar to English words.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (V4IXI)

98 How retarded are 2/3 of Hungarian voters to give this tyrant control of their country?

Posted by: Heroq at April 16, 2026 06:52 PM (vslA3)

I don't know, how retarded do you want them to be? I guess the real answer is about as retarded as half our population is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 06:57 PM (snZF9)

99 Look, if you die you are not only nit using energy but you have also reduced your carbon footprint to zero. Win win

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 06:57 PM (cI94r)

100 The disease that costs the least to treat is the disease that kills you in a week because you didn't treat it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)

The best friend is the one who betrays you the most because that's why you feel betrayed.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2026 06:58 PM (vE0+H)

101 A retarded monkey has typed out a comment that appears to be similar to English words.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


I'll do better.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 06:58 PM (ERade)

102 A retarded monkey has typed out a comment that appears to be similar to English words.

--

He's mad his Valtrex costs have doubled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 06:59 PM (qBdHI)

103 A retarded monkey has typed out a comment that appears to be similar to English words.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 06:56 PM (V4IXI)
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It's that Next Word Prediction method.

I found a clearly written page on the internet that said that since there are 6 teaspoons in an ounce, 1/6 of an ounce is 2 teaspoons. It even showed part of the "math". I can't imagine that a human didn't notice this glaring error.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)

104 Not sure what happened in Hungary, if they put in a Marxist they will get buried in Muslims

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (EiVGI)

105 When does Ursala choose to lead by example?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)

106 I'll do better.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 06:58 PM (ERade)

Hah! Good one

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:01 PM (V4IXI)

107 The disease that costs the least to treat is the disease that kills you in a week because you didn't treat it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)

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Well, remember 2009 Barack Obama: there is no need to spend so much money in treating you "in your last year of life".

So, there should be even more savings if the disease is deadly enough.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)

108 "Unfortunately 2032 is a lifetime away:"

Worst case, Democrats take over in 2028, kill the filibuster and pick SCOTUS

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (TqnbQ)

109 When does Ursala choose to lead by example?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)
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I'm sure that mic and that camera used power they otherwise might not have used.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)

110 Flash Email Traffic

Star Model 30M 9mm Pistol - Good Condition with Original Box & Matching Magazines

Was: $319.99
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Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (4NO2D)

111 Not sure what happened in Hungary, if they put in a Marxist they will get buried in Muslims
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (EiVGI)

Fortunately the new guy is a European Union advocate but he issued a statement that they will be putting a halt to further foreign immigration.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:02 PM (V4IXI)

112 From Alpha News in MN. A citizen in Savage (outside MPLS) noticed flashy cars at several homes in his neighborhood and started checking it out, 8 homes with more Somali fake companies attached to the addresses. He notified officials who are taking their time investigating. Cesspool state.

https://tinyurl.com/23wrzzj4

Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (kX27y)

113 Just imagine all the noise that could be saved if these people would shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)

114 When does Ursala choose to lead by example?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 PM (yAteE)

When poeple get pissed off enough and Von Der Layen becomes Und Der Layment.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (snZF9)

115 Does anyone else think Somalis look like the aliens in Mars Attacks?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2026 06:43 PM

Inbreeding....it is a bitch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (Wnv9h)

116
Scott Bessent is gay. What he does in his private life he doesn't get on social media and talk about being gay.

He is doing a great job for our country without pushing gay stuff on us.

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2026 06:53 PM if

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Absolutely right(

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (TqnbQ)

117 I'm sure nothing will happen between now and 2032 that will cook the next census.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (YtQZg)

118 Retarded monkey: could be any of us!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:05 PM (E0Kkk)

119 The disease that costs the least to treat is the disease that kills you in a week because you didn't treat it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)

The best friend is the one who betrays you the most because that's why you feel betrayed.
Posted by: ...


Wherever you go, there you are.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ERade)

120 The Nigerians are really envious of the Somalis.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:06 PM (V4IXI)

121 I'm sure nothing will happen between now and 2032 that will cook the next census.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM (YtQZg)
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I've heard from a couple sources, the elite are planning Shutdown II in 2027.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:06 PM (Fi81e)

122 Look, if you die you are not only nit using energy but you have also reduced your carbon footprint to zero. Win win
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 16, 2026 06:57 PM


Not true. As you decompose, the carbon you sequestered is released back into the environment.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

123 Oh great, it looks like IMDB has instituted a new policy that you can no longer read movie reviews unless you register for an account. *makes mad face*

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (qBdHI)

124 Imagine if you had someone in your household on an oxygen concentrator and you were given the advice "just don't use electricity."

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (q177U)

125 Ursula for fifteen minute cities

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (t/pkU)

126 The disease that costs the least to treat is the disease that kills you in a week because you didn't treat it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2026 06:54 PM (n7rxJ)

The best friend is the one who betrays you the most because that's why you feel betrayed.
Posted by: ...


Wherever you go, there you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:05 PM


When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (4NO2D)

127 Flash Email Traffic

Star Model 30M 9mm Pistol - Good Condition with Original Box & Matching Magazines

Was: $319.99
Now: $259.99

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Posted by: toby928(c)



Taurus just released The Deputy. 1873 SAA with a 9mm & 38/357 cylinders.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (ERade)

128 Minneapolis man in connection with a string of sexual assaults including of a 15-year-old girl. In two of the cases, Abdimahat Bille
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It's very simple, if he were not here a judge would not have the opportunity to mis-adjudicate his crime because he would not be here to commit a crime.
That goes for all of them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (faK3k)

129 Richard Grennell, Scott Bessent. Homosexuals. Appointed by Trump to powerful governmental positions. What a homophobic guy, that Trump fellow.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 07:08 PM (pDt9x)

130 How long before the Hormuz cannot be called "strait?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)

131 1 hour south of me. Hiding at Kiani Preserve where all the Bidens spent Easter.

----------------------------
Hunter Biden is hiding from his creditors in California, avoiding paying over $20 million he owes various people, The Post has learned.

Although a lawyer for the former first son claimed he is “living abroad” in South Africa, where his wife Melissa Cohen hails from, he’s actually holed up at luxury 8,000-acre estate in Santa Ynez, two hours north of Los Angeles, sources claim.

“He’s been telling everyone that he is living in South Africa because he has no money, but it’s a ruse, to show that he is broke and can’t pay his bills,” said a source close to the Biden family.

Those bills are considerable — with around $15 to $17 million owed to a high-powered legal team in DC, $5 million to his former pal and “Sugar Brother,” Kevin Morris and $1 million to his former art dealer.

Posted by: beckster at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (kX27y)

132 Not true. As you decompose, the carbon you sequestered is released back into the environment.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)
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Not true. As you decompose, the carbon is released into the Soylent.

Posted by: Det. Robert Thorn at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (RIvkX)

133 When poeple get pissed off enough and Von Der Layen becomes Und Der Layment.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:04 PM

Unter den Lamp Posts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2026 07:09 PM (Wnv9h)

134 Apropos of nothing, I think we have had two days of rain in the last two months.

I thought we were supposed to have April Showers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)

135 Those raped girls must not have fathers.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:11 PM (V4IXI)

136 Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)

You live on the gulf coast of FL?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM (V4IXI)

137 I read an article that Orban played the opposition in Hungary. He lost to Magyar, who was part of Orban's team in 2024. Magyar announced there will be no change to Orban's restrictive immigration policies

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZjdZN)

138 The Hormuz strait was never straight.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:13 PM (E0Kkk)

139 Ursula Von Der Strudel is proof that, without a real army, the Germans are just clowns.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 16, 2026 07:13 PM (rnZ9L)

140 OT: The new Domino's 'Slice Sauce' is kind of disgusting. It is ranch with a hint of cheese. I'll dip the bones of a pizza in nacho cheese all day, but ranch messes with the flavor profile too much. Ranch is great- just not on pizza.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (bss/y)

141 You live on the gulf coast of FL?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM


The Alabama coast, so close.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)

142 It's like a guy named Steve America becoming president of America.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:15 PM (Ot/FD)

143 Ranch is great- just not on pizza.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (bss/y)

I don't use it but it seems to be the go to dressing for pizza.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:15 PM (V4IXI)

144 "" Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents

She's claiming they can be arrested anywhere nationwide""



Yeah I wonder if the US Marshalls might have something to say about that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (snZF9)

145 Ranch is great- just not on pizza.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Pineapple at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

146 141 You live on the gulf coast of FL?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:12 PM

The Alabama coast, so close.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)

Yeah that area is in a severe drought.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (V4IXI)

147 Ranch is great- just not on pizza.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM


Pizza rinds are why God gave us olive oil and garlic.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

148 145 Ranch is great- just not on pizza.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:14 PM

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Pineapple at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

Yes, you too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:17 PM (bss/y)

149 Unless one is a collector, if one is looking for one weapon for self protection; either a 9mm or 45acp double action/single action semi-auto, manufactured by a popular, quality company such as S&W or Springfield Arms, that is known for durability and reliability. NOT something exotic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:17 PM (faK3k)

150 Yeah that area is in a severe drought.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM


My water bill is going to be high.

I should dig a shallow well.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:17 PM (4NO2D)

151 Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarty needs to go the obvious further step of placing a state-funded bounty on the heads of the ICE agents that are subject to her arrest warrant. Get amateur privateers on the job, tracking and arresting the agents and transporting them back to Minnesota for prosecution.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)

152 The Hormuz strait was never straight.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:13 PM


Pride Month over there is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Abdulene at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

153 Pizza rinds are why God gave us olive oil and garlic.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

Garlic is a sign God loves us and wants us to be happy.

And fight Vampires.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (bss/y)

154 I was having wings and blue cheese and was thinking using blue cheese and pizza might be good.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (V4IXI)

155 The Irish are revolting.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 06:46 PM (4NO2D)

(shakes head sadly)

The correct response is: You said it. They stink on ice.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

156 Apropos of nothing, I think we have had two days of rain in the last two months.

I thought we were supposed to have April Showers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)

Didn't have them last year, noooo it waited until the whole month of may while I was having the roof and siding done and turned a 7 day job into 4 weeks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (snZF9)

157
Yeah that area is in a severe drought.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Thinking somewhere along the coast, this summer, is going to be some kinky weather.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (faK3k)

158 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2026 07:18 PM (bss

Can't beat good garlic bread with pasta.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)

159 Hurricanes are when we get our 24 inches in 24 hours rains.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (4NO2D)

160 The Hormuz strait was never straight.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


It was just The Strait of Muz until Mohammed's mom went down it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (ERade)

161 A county DA is putting out bounties on federal agents? What a dumb snizz. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Fbc0I)

162 Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee signs a resolution telling Pride Month to SCREW OFF, instead declaring June as "NUCLEAR FAMILY MONTH"

Superpowers for everyone!

Posted by: supermikeski at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (VHUov)

163 The Strait isn't straight. I vote to rename it the Arc de Trump.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (yAteE)

164 The goggles, they do NOTHING!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (4NO2D)

165 Superpowers for everyone!
Posted by: supermikeski at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (VHUov

The Incredibles !

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (V4IXI)

166 A county DA is putting out bounties on federal agents? What a dumb snizz. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Fbc0I)

The US Marshalls should already be hunting her, especially if she signed those warrants.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:22 PM (snZF9)

167
My water bill is going to be high.

I should dig a shallow well.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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There's U-tube series of an old guy digging a well using pvc tubes and water (gotta buy sump pump) off the tailgate of his pickup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (faK3k)

168 The Expendables 4 was a disappointment.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)

169 A shallow well here is about 50 feet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (4NO2D)

170 The French used to know that what cannot go on forever, will not go on forever. Or ça ira:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OA7dfCeDM8

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (E0Kkk)

171 The Expendables 4 was a disappointment.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)

All the wheelchairs kind of wrecked the vibe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)

172 Garlic is a sign God loves us and wants us to be happy.
And fight Vampires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


My favorite sacrilegious meme this Easter:

"Imagine being a vampire in the third decade AD, and trying to figure out why plus signs just became super scary."

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VHUov)

173 I'm 80 feet above sea level, I think.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (4NO2D)

174 Can't beat good garlic bread with pasta.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)
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No, the pasta is much softer.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

175 The Strait isn't straight. I vote to rename it the Arc de Trump.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:21 PM (yAteE

Reminded me of Cliff Clavin trivia that the concept of the Statue of Liberty started off as a statue to erect at the opening of the Suez Canal. When that fell through creating the Statue of Liberty for the US began.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (V4IXI)

176 168 The Expendables 4 was a disappointment.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)

Some of the Expendables sell by dates have expired.

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (pDt9x)

177 The Expendables 4 was a disappointment.
Posted by: Ben Had



The Expendables 4 - In Search of Another Paycheck

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ERade)

178 Garlic is a sign God loves us and wants us to be happy.
And fight Vampires.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Indeed.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)

179 so, Top Gun III is happening.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)

180 171 The Expendables 4 was a disappointment.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:23 PM (yAteE)

All the wheelchairs kind of wrecked the vibe.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)

The Movility Scooter Jousts were Lit though!!

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2026 07:26 PM (pDt9x)

181 No, the pasta is much softer.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

You're all comedians 😃

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:26 PM (V4IXI)

182 I know , talked about it before. But do you think that today's events in I-ran will be part of the story. I mean they were prescient with the pilot shot down, weren't they ? And a rather high ranking officer leading the mission.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:27 PM (GD0B3)

183 Just to think

I coulda been a Prime Minister, a contender

Instead of a mere Magyar nobody

Which is what I am

Posted by: Miklos hits the palinka at April 16, 2026 07:27 PM (MABMQ)

184 173 I'm 80 feet above sea level, I think.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Your county ag should be able to provide you with water table maps. It doesn't matter, well, mountains, have far above sea level you are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:28 PM (faK3k)

185 179 so, Top Gun III is happening.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Unless it's made by the guys who made Sound of Freedom, and directed and stars Mel Gibson, the movie will be all orangemanbad.

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg)

186 Instead of a mere Magyar nobody

Which is what I am
Posted by: Miklos hits the palinka
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You got your wish, Orban is out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:29 PM (faK3k)

187 Posted by: Miklos hits the palinka at April 16, 2026 07:27 PM (MABMQ)

As long as you can prepare a good goulash you have worth !

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:29 PM (V4IXI)

188 Can't beat good garlic bread with pasta.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)

Don't go to Italy looking for it. It technically doesn't exist there. Its more of an Italian American invention. My grandmother would call it medigon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:31 PM (snZF9)

189 185 179 so, Top Gun III is happening.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Unless it's made by the guys who made Sound of Freedom, and directed and stars Mel Gibson, the movie will be all orangemanbad.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg)

Top Gun II was something of a Thing for being the first movie in a long while to not be Current Year nonsense, but just a movie about people doing stuff. Right? I don't know, I don't watch movies. I just watch people talk about movies that i have never and will never see.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 07:31 PM (Ot/FD)

190 Top Gun 2 was about Iran.

Really unusual to hate the original and love the sequel. That's me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:32 PM (V4IXI)

191 Todd Lyons, the acting head of ICE, is planning to leave the federal government later this spring, U.S. officials told CBS
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hmmm?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2026 07:32 PM (faK3k)

192 Bers, no garlic bread either. Sourdough loaves.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:32 PM (yAteE)

193 You got your wish, Orban is out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

Orban has been Prime Minister or trying for it since 1990, 20 years as PM. 36 years.

His act got old, and the corruption too much and open.

Posted by: Miklos hits the Unicum at April 16, 2026 07:34 PM (MABMQ)

194 Oh Kami-sama

I just watched the Street Fighter trailer.

I am rooting for Raul Julia to rise from his grave, don his M Bison attire, and eradicate everyone invovled with this movie.

Why?

One song - "What's Going On"

And Jackie Chan did a better Chun-Li than whomever this actress is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

195 As long as you can prepare a good goulash you have worth !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

I even have an original Hungarian bogracs!

Posted by: Miklos a szakacs at April 16, 2026 07:35 PM (MABMQ)

196 Who wants another Trump post about low IQ losers Cucker, Ovens and Kelly ? All of you? Of course you do!

"Dying fast..they are fake MAGA"

https://tinyurl.com/e3zcr5r3

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3)

197 Soros linked Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarity just filed ARREST WARRANTS for ICE agents
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Once upon a time the people took matters into their own hands when their alleged "betters" forgot the plot.

Posted by: Crusader at April 16, 2026 07:36 PM (TN0g+)

198 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2026 07:31 PM (snZF9)

Garlic bread is just an upgrade.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:36 PM (V4IXI)

199 MIKLOS! Mi a gondolatotok?

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)

200
A retarded monkey has typed out a comment that appears to be similar to English words.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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I'll do better.
Posted by: rickb223

But I haven't even posted until now!

Wait.

I see the problem.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (QVmho)

201 >>>The Expendables 4 - In Search of Another Paycheck

Posted by: rickb223

>The Expendables 5 - AI Chuck Norris is back to claim his pound of flesh.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Fbc0I)

202 *mi a gondolatok? ??

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)

203 NOODIE CAFE

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 07:37 PM (EiVGI)

204 I even have an original Hungarian bogracs!
Posted by: Miklos a szakacs at April 16, 2026 07:35 PM (MABMQ)

No carrots in mine please.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 16, 2026 07:38 PM (V4IXI)

205 MIKLOS! Mi a gondolatotok?
Posted by: runner

Iszom, nem gondolkozom!

Posted by: Miklos az ittas at April 16, 2026 07:39 PM (MABMQ)

206 195 I even have an original Hungarian bogracs!

i used to bullseye bogracs in beggars canyon back home. they're not much bigger than two meters.

Posted by: luke skywalker at April 16, 2026 07:39 PM (v3pYe)

207 Send Holmes after that Moriarity woman!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

208 No carrots in mine please.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Carrots in gulyas would be dealt with like Texans cooking chili

Posted by: Miklos az ittas szakacs at April 16, 2026 07:41 PM (MABMQ)

209 *mi a gondolatok? ??
Posted by: runner

Semmi baj

Posted by: Miklos az ittas nyelvesz at April 16, 2026 07:43 PM (MABMQ)

210 Culture Enrichment From New Mexico

"An Egyptian citizen [illegal alien from Egypt] allegedly threatened a person at a Las Cruces gas station by pointing a gun at them [by pulling out a loaded handed gun, chambering a round and then pointing it a the victim]...The victim reported the assault to a Las Cruces police officer...[Moustafa Mahmoud Abdelnabi Salem] was sentenced to 18 months in prison without parole for illegally possessing a firearm.

https://is.gd/6kFMja

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 16, 2026 07:45 PM (glnUu)

211 There's a pic of Boebert in the hotdog meme suit asking why everyone is so horny.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9)

212 LAST!

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2026 08:04 PM (q177U)

213 Hogg boy is truly mentally retarded and is proud to demonstrate it every chance he can get.

What a fag boy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:12 PM (xvV+O)

214 I believe there are 23+/- states that will hold a bartender liable if they serve a drunk person’s actions. We need to hold BLACK ROBED TYRANTS TO THE SAME STANDARD.

The judge needs to serve a term for rape… in gen pop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2026 08:15 PM (xvV+O)

215 Sorry, just for the record, did anyone think the Iran thing would work out this fucking well?

There have been some hiccups. Some casualties. But fuck me sideways, Iran's military is dead as a doornail. Their leadership is all dead. They have no friends or allies. They have zero ability to project power. And they barely laid a finger on anyone. 13 U.S. service men lost is a shame but shit man. That's it? What are we even talking about?

Trump has them by the throat and is slowly strangling them to death. They have no option but to capitulate. Fuck, we can walk away for any peace negotiations anytime we please. They want to screw around, let them. Each day more of their IRGC thugs will quit or be assassinated, either by us or the Iranian people.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 08:21 PM (vOtXJ)

216 Hogg is dumb as a log.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 08:22 PM (vOtXJ)

217 I had no idea that TPS was extended to ILLEGAL immigrants, as a class.

That's a joke. And whatever Biden did with the stroke of a pen should be equally undoable with a stroke of the pen. No black robbed asshole needed to have a say when Biden approved it, they cannot suddenly get a say when Trump cancels it.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 16, 2026 08:25 PM (vOtXJ)

218 The game in Hennepin is to lay down a marker saying what they [Dems] will do whenever they get national power back. This is like the "public service spot" by the Dems saying to the military, "Don't obey orders we consider to be illegal or you will be punished." Jan. 6th was about this also as is the disbarment of Eastman.

They think this will work. IMHO it will backfire.

Posted by: geoffb at April 16, 2026 08:41 PM (OtD+j)

219 Wow

Europe went from smug to fucked in record time.


Who's laughing now you arrogant pricks?

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 16, 2026 10:26 PM (XLfSN)

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