Daily Tech News 16 April 2026

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Does Gas Town 'steal' usage from users' LLM credits & paid services to improve itself? Yes. (GitHub)

As everyone in the attached Hacker News thread notes, this is entirely in keeping with the Gas Town philosophy, and with the recent practices of project lead Steve Yegge: It's a Ponzi scheme that turns Ponzi schemes into more Ponzi schemes, without at any point approaching utility.

Gas Town is an AI project for creating and managing AI projects, created and managed entirely by AI. Nobody knows how or if it works, and in fact it mostly doesn't. And now it spends your money on expanding itself.

If you're thinking this all sounds like another crypto scam yes, it's that as well.

Tech News

Microsoft's Recall tool that watches everything you do, takes screenshots, and stores it all in one convenient place still isn't secure. (Ars Technica)

The vault itself is secure - now - but as the user you still have access to the vault, and the process that manages that isn't secured from the user. So if you can be convinced to download some malware, it can lie in wait until you log in to Recall and then silently scoop up all your data.

Microsoft responded promptly... By saying this is not a bug and won't be fixed.
The MSI Cubi NUC AI+ 3MG is a mini-PC using Intel's new Panther Lake laptop processors, but all models in this range use SO-DIMM memory so it doesn't offer the high-end B390 graphics option. (WCCFTech)

Apparently there will be a desktop processor with B390 graphics with the Nova Lake release later this year, but then you can only have four P cores.
The B390 graphics in Intel's Panther Lake chips use the new Xe3 cores - the successor to the Xe2 cores used in dedicated graphics cards like the B580. Details of upcoming Xe3 dedicated cards have leaked and can be summed up as "not for you". (WCCFTech)

Intel plans to launch Pro and AI-focused models... Only.
Spotify won a $322 million default judgement against whoever is running Anna's Archive. (TorrentFreak)

Since nobody knows who that is and it's doubtful they have $322 million, it may prove difficult to collect.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: Mary counts the walls.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Thank you, Pixy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2026 04:32 AM (iMotb)

3 So, from earlier postings, major media wishes to eliminate the wayback machine....

Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2026 04:34 AM (iMotb)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2026 04:37 AM (Iz+f5)

5 Old Russian joke
The future we know, its the past that keeps changing

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 04:42 AM (Ia/+0)

6 BOING!

More in tech news - and some of the Horde might have contributed to it but won't fess up:

https://t.co/lkSBBm4gIx

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2026 04:42 AM (5UTWB)

7 w00t

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 04:51 AM (J+Y4w)

8 Iron Maiden inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of sham

"We are busy, can't be bothered" ~Eddy

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 16, 2026 04:54 AM (jrgJz)

9 For "Addicted to love", as the story goes, they brought in a music coach to show the models how to realistically finger a guitar. The models were hopeless, so the coach gave up and walked out

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 04:55 AM (/HoWz)

10 Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 16, 2026 04:55 AM (/HoWz)

Achievement Unlocked: Human Cat

It isn't clear whether you don't follow instructions because you can't or because you don't care, but you're cute enough that people keep you around anyway.

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)

11 Robert Palmer had his priorities in order. Not hugely popular, but a fine entertainer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Fbc0I)

12 Disclaimer: Mary counts the walls.

Mary counts the walls.
(And they all fall down.)

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:08 AM (J+Y4w)

13 Spider solitaire is noy something to play before work

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 05:11 AM (eq2Rd)

14 I am disappointed in my last Intel PC (7th Gen), especially in comparison to the mass-market Dell laptop (AMD Ryzen 5625).

The laptop processes Zoom meetings about 10x faster than the supposedly much faster Intel desktop. It boots faster too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 05:16 AM (g0MSz)

15 w or t? Quickly, for work awaits and I want to be prepared.

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)

16 15 w or t? Quickly, for work awaits and I want to be prepared.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)

Looks like y.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:23 AM (J+Y4w)

17 16 15 w or t? Quickly, for work awaits and I want to be prepared.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)

Looks like y.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:23 AM (J+Y4w)

"Y? Because we like you!"
"M-O-U-S-E"

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:33 AM (J+Y4w)

18 >>Disclaimer: Mary counts the walls.

Does she use count(), counta(), or countif()?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2026 05:35 AM (XV/Pl)

19 This is a really nice more modern hymn ( 1966) " I want to walk as a child of the light" by Kathleen Thomerson:

https://tinyurl.com/4snrkpbb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:36 AM (ix8EF)

20 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 16, 2026 05:38 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)

If you take the space of possible combinations, including both and neither:

now
not
nowt
notw
no

3 out of 5 are negations -- or 3 out of 4 if you discard the nonsense "notw" -- so that would be the way to bet on a "prediction market".

Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:38 AM (Sy6m/)

22 "Microsoft responded promptly... By saying this is not a bug and won't be fixed."

Microsoft is a bug, and won't be installed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)

23 Happy Thursday, everyone! It's a nice morning here over at the GPROMD and I've already had to leave the car windows open for the oncoming heat wave.

I have a stop to make after work for my wife. She loves to knit and was doing some rabbit holing several weeks back. This led to her discovering people that knit boobs for women that have had mastectomies. So yeah; I have a bag full of knitted breasts to deliver. And this is not the oddest thing I've done.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 05:44 AM (+4yJ5)

24 "Calm in the storm." A reflection on Luke 8:22-25:

https://tinyurl.com/zh2f2c95

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:45 AM (ix8EF)

25 21 Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 16, 2026 05:17 AM (EcHpA)

If you take the space of possible combinations, including both and neither:

now
not
nowt
notw
no

3 out of 5 are negations -- or 3 out of 4 if you discard the nonsense "notw" -- so that would be the way to bet on a "prediction market".
Posted by: SciVo at April 16, 2026 05:38 AM (Sy6m/)

MATH

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:46 AM (J+Y4w)

26 Yes; It was very hot. FenSpouse put an air conditioner in the bedroom and by 1:00 I needed to turn it down. I felt like I was sleeping in an icebox. Thank God for air conditioning though!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:47 AM (ix8EF)

27 Evening and morning, Thor's Day late toilers and early risers! Not leaving out you insomaniacals, either. The week is almost over.

I slept until the alarm, despite Stirling's attempts to wake me earlier, so -- success! I'm not sure I feel up to a hard workout this am, so maybe I'll hold it down some.

Today I have to gas up the car, make sure all its fluids and tires are correct, and start some packing. Tomorrow a.m. I'll be rushing around and getting ready for the road. Friday night I'll be in Pine Bluff, AR!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)

28 Report of son's first day at work. His boss is "stoic" without much facial expression but a nice guy and he did buy son lunch, which was kind of him. Today's he on his own and will have to bring a sandwich ( not a lot of time for lunch) because he's watching training videos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 05:51 AM (ix8EF)

29 13 Spider solitaire is noy something to play before work
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2026 05:11 AM (eq2Rd)

nob
nod
nog
nom
non
nor
not
now

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 05:52 AM (J+Y4w)

30 “ If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. “

1 Corinthians 13:1

Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2026 05:55 AM (E24OL)

31 Brave's default image on its home page just updated to reflect the "Earth set" photo taken from Orion. Pretty neat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2026 05:57 AM (gnNyN)

32 @27/Wolfus: "I slept until the alarm, despite Stirling's attempts to wake me earlier, so -- success!"

Achievement Unlocked!

You have learned how to sleep through the "Psycho-Kitty 3AM" event.

Your total REST level has been increased. You can now get a full night's sleep.

Achievement downside: Potential for increased kitty mayhem to transpire unnoticed until effects reach disaster level event.

---
(I may have been reading a bit too much of a Korean based LitRPG work lately.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

33 >>>As everyone in the attached Hacker News thread notes, this is entirely in keeping with the Gas Town philosophy, and with the recent practices of project lead Steve Yegge: It's a Ponzi scheme that turns Ponzi schemes into more Ponzi schemes, without at any point approaching utility.

from the HN thread:

PixyMisa 12 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]
Money laundering.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:09 AM (J+Y4w)

34 >>>Microsoft responded promptly... By saying this is not a bug and won't be fixed.

Because F you, that's why.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2026 06:11 AM (dK+Kv)

35 G & R, it's possible that Stirling didn't exert his full psycho-kitty effort this morning. Well, if we wakes me a little early tomorrow, that's fine; and then I'll be gone until 4/28.

What I dread is waking too early in a hotel room with nothing interesting on cable and a long while until the gym or breakfast buffet opens. The rooms have coffeemakers, so I can at least sip black juice when I get up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)

36 from the Hacker News (currently) front page:

24. The buns in McDonald's Japan's burger photos are all slightly askew (mcdonalds.co.jp)
446 points by bckygldstn 12 hours ago | hide | 220 comments

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:14 AM (J+Y4w)

37 Fen, good to hear about your son's new work. A stoic boss who doesn't give a lot of feedback will put you off your stride, but I guess it's better than a micromanager who grumps at you about every little thing and gives you too much "feedback" too early.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

38 Currently a few feet from the EU parliament building I thought Brussels did away with their red light district. Nope still plenty of prostitutes there.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 06:18 AM (BTalv)

39 If your buns are askew, you probably don't have great jeans.

Posted by: S. Sweeney at April 16, 2026 06:19 AM (2Ez/1)

40 Second cup of coffee has been downed. Now I must hunt down the elusive workout motivation. It's clever; it knows how to camouflage itself and emit a pheromone that says "You're good . . . no need to go today . . . you're good . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

41 39 If your buns are askew
Posted by: S. Sweeney at April 16, 2026 06:19 AM (2Ez/1)

Gesundheit

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:23 AM (J+Y4w)

42
*trudges in with coffee*

Good morning, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:25 AM (tgvbd)

43 The now deceased knife wielding 31-year-old kidnapper who slashed a three-year-old boy in a Wal-Mart parking lot, turns out this was not her first encounter with the police or the law.

She was out on the streets after stabbing her own father last year.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 06:26 AM (2GVsD)

44
She was out on the streets after stabbing her own father last year.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 06:26 AM (2GVsD)

If you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be at large in public.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd)

45 39 If your buns are askew, you probably don't have great jeans.
Posted by: S. Sweeney at April 16, 2026 06:19 AM (2Ez/1)

Burmashave

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:29 AM (J+Y4w)

46 @44/Hadrian the Seventh: "If you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be at large in public."

Make Asylums Great Again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (O7YUW)

47 Yay I have a new thing to add in to my lexicon.

"Don't go getting your buns all askew...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (Ot/FD)

48
Another busy day. Diana is going to the doggie chiropractor this morning (unnecessarily, in my opinion), then, because it's forecast to be a warm day, baths for our senior dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (tgvbd)

49
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2026 06:32 AM (2/MrR)

50 When do we get a bath?

Posted by: Sophomore dogs at April 16, 2026 06:33 AM (2Ez/1)

51 @50/Sophomore dogs:

*points at the Reservoir*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)

52
When do we get a bath?
Posted by: Sophomore dogs at April 16, 2026 06:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Soon. Rosalind is going back to her home in California next month and will get one before she goes. Ruth got bathed recently after she came out of season. Diana came out of season recently as well. So that just leaves Puff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:36 AM (tgvbd)

53 51 @50/Sophomore dogs:

*points at the Reservoir*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)

ha!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:36 AM (J+Y4w)

54 If you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be at large in public.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (+4yJ5)

55 47 Yay I have a new thing to add in to my lexicon.

"Don't go getting your buns all askew...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:31 AM (Ot/FD)

Wouldn't twisted panties be the logical result of askew buns?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (WkL+O)

56 54 If you're too crazy to stand trial, you're too crazy to be at large in public.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (+4yJ5)

Mean --> Responsible

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:39 AM (J+Y4w)

57 Toxic empathy can be fatal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2026 06:39 AM (2GVsD)

58 People of Walmarts around here ( edge of Appalachia) generally look pretty benign. Percentage of morbid obesity correlates with ethnic diversity. But I look at the people of Walmart and think “ they are made in God’s image, too.”
The scary people are the gate agents at Dulles airport. From the headgear on the female employees, I wonder if they are related to a huge secret cell waiting to be activated.

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 16, 2026 06:39 AM (1FEc1)

59 Oh goody, NATO. Another den of iniquity.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 06:40 AM (BTalv)

60 "Nope still plenty of prostitutes there."

The elite have always been willing and able to hire/rent them. "Rent boys" too.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)

61 North Atlantic Treaty Organization | (abbreviation NATO)

an association of European and North American countries, formed in 1949 for the defense of Europe and the North Atlantic against the perceived threat of Soviet aggression.

By 2005, the alliance consisted of 26 countries, including several eastern European nations.

NATO's purpose is to safeguard member countries by political and military means.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (J+Y4w)

62 And good morning dear friends.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)

63 60 "Nope still plenty of prostitutes there."

The elite have always been willing and able to hire/rent them.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)

It's Eric Swalwell time!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 06:44 AM (J+Y4w)

64
The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM (+4yJ5)

I feel sorry for their plight. I hope they can be treated, but it's no charity to them and no charity to the public order leaving them free after committing overt acts of violence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:44 AM (tgvbd)

65 I am old enough to remember the ACLU suing the State of California to release the poor souls in state Mental hospitals. Poor Ronald Reagan had to comply.

"They are harmless."

No, some are not. Rebuild and open new mental hospitals.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:45 AM (qFwJc)

66 ACLU : American Communist Litigation Unit.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 16, 2026 06:46 AM (qFwJc)

67 The problem is that taking people like that out of society is seen as mean. We need enough people to say "so what?" and lock these demons away.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:37 AM
++++
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The overly feminized culture at April 16, 2026 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

68 but it's no charity to them and no charity to the public order leaving them free after committing overt acts of violence

We have to accept that there are people who are broken and no amount of medication will ever make them better.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2026 06:47 AM (+4yJ5)

69 Good morning, all

Contemplating a line I heard. Revenge is not justice it is balance.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 06:50 AM (yAteE)

70 @61/m: But the NY Times told everyone it stood for "North American Treaty Organization".

https://tinyurl.com/2u72khca

Once again, they show we can trust "The News" as much as we can trust "The Science".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:52 AM (O7YUW)

71 The solution is to remove the asinine notion of someone being too insane to defend themselves.

If their sanity is sufficient to attack someone, it's sufficient for them to defend themselves.

Besides, literally no one is "capable" of defending themselves in court, sane or otherwise. That's what lawyers are for. Try to "defend yourself" in any court and you'll only wind up being the object of derision in someone else's youtube video.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:53 AM (Ot/FD)

72 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

73 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9

Thanks, Wolfus. I appreciate your insights.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2026 06:54 AM (Nx5jP)

74 Okay, I'm topped up on snark (thanks Pixy and fellow Hordians.)

Off to work I go.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 16, 2026 06:54 AM (O7YUW)

75
Of course, the general coarsening of culture in general and urban culture in particular doesn't help either. There's only about eleventy-two zillion videos of people screaming at and beating the tar out of each other on public transport. Yeah, baby, fly your freak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2026 06:55 AM (tgvbd)

76 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Spring is finally here. Going to walk a nature trail with a widow later this morning.

Soon, it will be too hot to walk anytime but early morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

77 Good morning all. Still no rain in western NC and unseasonably warm. No bueno.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 16, 2026 06:57 AM (S+2Xo)

78 NaCly, dearest. Nature and pleasant conversation sounds like a lovely day.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2026 07:00 AM (yAteE)

79 On a positive note; I'm getting a refund and it's time for a new smart phone. iPhone seems promising because I already have one, but where is the market trend these days?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 07:00 AM (Fbc0I)

80

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2026 07:04 AM (DDJSl)

81 It's not the North American Taco Organization?

Posted by: Pedro at April 16, 2026 07:04 AM (vFG9F)

82 Tacos come from Central America. It's CATO. An entire institute was created to study it.

Posted by: Juan at April 16, 2026 07:06 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Forgot to mention, Brussels still has their st george floyd mural prominently displayed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 07:07 AM (BTalv)

84 Hillary Clinton

Webb Hubble left you with a bun in the oven. Still not President.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

85 mornin yall. In local news, a school bus driver was arrested for DUI, while driving a school bus.

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

86 >>>Robert Palmer had his priorities in order. Not hugely popular, but a fine entertainer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Fbc0I)
*****
Indeed, saw him many decades ago. Great show, sadly he pasted way too young.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 16, 2026 07:15 AM (S+2Xo)

87 Forgot to mention, Brussels still has their st george floyd mural prominently displayed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 16, 2026 07:07 AM (BTalv)

I walked past a "Free Palestine" restaurant yesterday in London.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 07:17 AM (g0MSz)

88 I walked past a "Free Palestine" restaurant yesterday in London.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

CBD, international man of mystery, stay safe there

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (LmPA0)

89 WTF am I doing up this early? What the hell is going on?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (g8Ew8)

90 I'll take two.

Posted by: Guy who never turns down anything free at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

91 "passed" not pasted.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 16, 2026 07:22 AM (S+2Xo)

92 mornin yall. In local news, a school bus driver was arrested for DUI, while driving a school bus.
Posted by: fd

*Hits bong*

Posted by: Otto the bus driver at April 16, 2026 07:22 AM (GXElQ)

93 87 I walked past a "Free Palestine" restaurant yesterday in London.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2026 07:17 AM (g0MSz)

No freepers there!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 07:23 AM (J+Y4w)

94 Master-Blaster Runs Gas Town

Posted by: Jedediah Jr at April 16, 2026 07:23 AM (geXam)

95
where I live, today: 75, sunny
tomorrow: 30s, snow

Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

96 89 WTF am I doing up this early? What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 07:20 AM (g8Ew

Good morning, Sunshine!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 07:25 AM (J+Y4w)

97 Besides, literally no one is "capable" of defending themselves in court, sane or otherwise. That's what lawyers are for. Try to "defend yourself" in any court and you'll only wind up being the object of derision in someone else's youtube video.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2026 06:53 AM (Ot/FD)

I object! You know,....with prejudice. I think.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2026 07:26 AM (g8Ew8)

98 *Hits bong*
Posted by: Otto the bus driver
-------------------

Don't be's bogartin' that thang, gimmie some

Posted by: Tarshea Fudge-Riley at April 16, 2026 07:28 AM (DDJSl)

99 Nood.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (ewuvP)

100 100

Posted by: m at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (J+Y4w)

101 Otto the bus driver

Urinalysis screen this guy in particular.

FWIW, in two years as a bus driver I was randomly selected for every urinalysis screening. Passed, of course. I asked who are you protecting, and was skipped after that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

102 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 16, 2026 08:01 AM (RiKhU)

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