Rapewell Update: His Top Democrat Donor Says He's No Longer a Democrat -- "<i>Finito</i>;" More Details About Rapewell's Jaunt on the Secret Sex Yacht

Rapewell Update: His Top Democrat Donor Says He's No Longer a Democrat -- "Finito;" More Details About Rapewell's Jaunt on the Secret Sex Yacht

Here's video of the Boats and Ho's cruise this allegedly married "Christian" man took.

More information about Rapewell's Cooze Cruise:

Sources tell us that in early September 2022, two of Swalwell's pals jetted by private plane from Las Vegas to the French Riviera town where they chartered the 200-foot Arience yacht and called Swalwell to come join them.
We're told the now-former congressman arrived by commercial flight and joined them by tender on the stunning luxury craft.
We're told there were some four or five men on the boat, including Swalwell, and a group of beautiful young women. One of the men is believed to be the entrepreneur Nik Richie.
According to our source, one of the women, a Brit believed to be in her late teens, appeared to be romantically involved with one of the men in the group. But the five or six other women, a mix of Brits and Americans who were a little older (apparently in their 20s), seemed otherwise unacquainted both with the group and with each other.
"The people on the boat were told to keep it hush-hush about Swalwell being on the trip," said a source familiar with the weeklong excursion around the French Riviera. "They were told everything stays on the boat."
The former Bay Area representative had been in Congress nine years by the time of the getaway.
"It didn't seem like a politician," said a source familiar with the antics aboard. "More like president of a frat house."
We're told some of the women seemed to be shipped back to shore, never to return, while others arrived to "replace them."

Regarding the woman who just accused Rapewell of drugging and raping her at the Montrose Hotel in July, 2018: FEC records confirm that Rapewell's campaign paid $360 for expenses at the Montrose Hotel in July, 2018.

You can say that just because she is telling the truth about having been at that hotel on that date with Rapewell doesn't mean she was raped. Well, I'm going to apply the Rapewell standard. Remember, he personally convicted Brett Kavanaugh of rape when the accuser couldn't even remember what year the alleged rape took place in.

The billionaire Democrat donor is not only done with Rapewell, but he says he's done with the entire Democrat Party as well, citing "broken trust."

He had been allowing Rapewell to live there, given that Rapewell is running in California and is required to be a resident but has no home except for the DC Infidelity Pad he shares with Ruben Gallego.

The ex-donor of course booted the couch-surfing farting spy-banging rapist out.

Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck dramatically cut ties with Eric Swalwell and revealed he has kicked him out of his mansion -- hours before the congressman dropped his run for California governor.
"I am no longer supporting Eric," Cloobeck told The Post in an exclusive interview. "F--ing tell everyone I'm a libertarian. F-- you, Democrat Party. I'm a libertarian now."
The ugly breakup between the timeshare mogul and Bay Area congressman -- who pulled out of the governor's race late Sunday -- marks yet another stunning point in Swalwell's cratering political career.
...
Cloobeck spent more than $1 million supporting Swalwell's candidacy, and the embattled congressman filmed a denial video Friday from inside the billionaire's palatial Beverly Hills mansion.
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He added that he would need to talk with his attorney to see if he can claw back the $1 million he gave an independent committee supporting Swalwell.

Just weeks ago, Cloobeck called Swalwell his "little brother" in an interview with Politico, and he scoffed in a previous interview with The Post when asked about rumors that Swalwell may have acted inappropriately with female staff and interns.
Cloobeck, who said he has been a Democrat for "almost 40-year plus," is now unsure where the allegations will ultimately lead, but he said the controversy was enough to make him walk away.
"I don't know where these facts are going to end up -- you hear or read all this stuff," he said.
...
On top of letting the deeply-in-debt congressman frequently stay at his 9,700-square-foot mansion, Cloobeck gave the maximum $39,200 to Swalwell's campaign and gifted the congressman a $31,000 trip to France in 2024.

Oh, Rapewell's in debt just as he becomes unemployable? Looks like you're finally going to see that Eric Swalwell Gay Porn you've been dreading these many years.

...

Cloobeck had harsh words for fellow billionaire Tom Steyer, saying the progressive hedge funder-turned-environmentalist and candidate for governor -- who has dropped nearly $100 million on the race -- was "spending all this money on bulls--."

"I've met most of the players, and I will continue to," Cloobeck said.

Party affiliation, however, will clearly not be the attribute Cloobeck prioritizes most.

"I'm going to change my Godd-- party affiliation, because I cannot stand this Democratic Party at all," he said. "I am done. Finito."

Billionaire Democrat donor Stephen Cloobeck, who donated over $1 million to Eric Swalwell’s campaign, is now saying he is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a Republican, accusing Democrats of knowing what was happening behind the scenes and staying silent. pic.twitter.com/rZvMthtLbg
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) April 14, 2026

Ruben Gallego does his best Nathan Thurm impersonation when asked what did he know and when did he know it about his best friend, roommate, and orgy-partner Eric Rapewell:

This video could be shown in medical schools to demonstrate the body’s physical response to panic.
pic.twitter.com/Eas5sho1g0
— Eric Matheny 🎙️ (@ericmmatheny) April 15, 2026

If you can believe it (and I expect you're capable of believing it) the media is actually congratulating itself on revealing the scandal they covered up for the past 12 years.

And they only "revealed it" after Democrat operatives found the victims and encouraged them to speak to the press.

Wow what a great reporting guys.

Eric Swalwell ending his bid for California governor is, among other things, a testament to the power of investigative reporting pic.twitter.com/4xzUg944dt
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) April 13, 2026

Seriously, really great job all around. Give yourselves all the next decade off.

2025. Chuck Todd discusses honesty and the superior morality of the Democrat party with Eric Swalwell.

It mattered not to Chuck Todd or to about 100 other hosts that Eric Swalwell spent three years lying on national TV during the Russia collusion hoax. pic.twitter.com/wGPpMXQgvl
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 15, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

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1 We need to keep the heat on Ruben Gallego. Was it him in that video? That would be a great scalp.

Posted by: Leupold at April 15, 2026 03:21 PM (qxqlo)

2 Feex?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (skR0U)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (LdBR/)

4 I feex hyper-italicanism. I have nap now.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 15, 2026 03:23 PM (skR0U)

5 Not a fan of dem donors becoming rep donors. Gope hos will happily dance to his leftist tune...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (HEsxh)

6 cut ties with Eric Swalwell and revealed he has kicked him out of his mansion -- hours before the congressman dropped his run for California governor.

... a Congress critter that can't afford his own house and is crashing on a billionaire friend's sofa?

Dafuq?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (a+4eV)

7 The sex machine, Brian Stelter, is an absolute gift!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (sAmhv)

8 stelter is more like a birth control machine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (HEsxh)

9 Again....I'm watching 'Weiner' again.
Funniest doc ever.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)

10 you made coffee come out my nosewhen you called it the boats n ho's crusie

Posted by: steven at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (QOrsj)

11 Heh! Karma, she's a bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (pohLc)

12
Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck

------

That's obviously not a real name. If people are just going to make up these ridiculous names, I'm done listening.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (CTIFj)

13 I think if President Trump is bold enough to reach across the aisle, i think he had the right man for the right job at the right time...

Eric Fartsmell...for R*pemaster General.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (6+ehB)

14 But all the other Democrats who may or may not have stories about them everyone knows but no news outlet will report on are fine, upstanding members of society.

I mean, just because everyone knew Swalwell was some kind of sex creep doesn't mean that the already existing trail of breadcrumbs about Omar's corruption could possibly be true.

Why would you think Democrats would protect Swalwell AND Omar? That's just crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (1Q6Kv)

15 "tell everyone I'm a libertarian"

That tracks. A lot of people I've known were Democrats who called themselves 'libertarians' because they didn't want to defend running with the Donks.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Ft5W9)

16 I feel sorry for Swawell's wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Nx5jP)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

18 "I'm going to change my Godd-- party affiliation, because I cannot stand this Democratic Party at all," he said. "I am done. Finito."

======

Make the Green Party a real force, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (1Q6Kv)

19 So he bang bang more than just Fang Fang with his wang wang?

Posted by: qwerty at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (E7DRw)

20 Eric Swalwell ending his bid for California governor is, among other things, a testament to the power of investigative reporting

Whichnis now illegal in California.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (xHq83)

21 I really don’t care what rapewell did on a private boat. And I am not certain I believe the women.

I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (W2Pud)

22 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (bFu5X)

23 I approve of the right-leaning nature of this blog!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 15, 2026 03:31 PM (QSxJt)

24 If you can believe it (and I expect you're capable of believing it) the media is actually congratulating itself on revealing the scandal they covered up for the past 12 years.

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"Why didn't you report on it during his presidential run?"

"Well, I might have been assigned to Swalwell's campaign, but I wasn't authorized to report on the sex part of things. That was someone else."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:31 PM (1Q6Kv)

25 In a just world, Swalwell would die of disease, homeless and living under an overpass, crusted in his own piss and shit.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iXqHn)

26 . a Congress critter that can't afford his own house and is crashing on a billionaire friend's sofa?

Dafuq?

He really should have scheduled some learning time (no, LEARING time) with Ilhan Omar. The dude really needs some VISION about the profit potential that comes with being in Congress.

I guess Swalwell was too busy trying to screw everything that moves on two legs to to have had time to fully exploit the financial end of things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (guGkK)

27 A billionaire who made his money in the timeshare industry?

Someone fire up the helicopter for this asshole, too.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (oqH4h)

28 More information about Rapewell's Cooze Cruise:

Snizz Cruise?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

29 The whole Democratic party is being exposed as communists, grifters, liars, and scumbags. Which reflects on anyone who claims they are a Democrat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (pohLc)

30
I feel sorry for Swawell's wife.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Nx5jP)

Why?

You know she knew, right? There's no possibility she didn't.

She played her role in this sham marriage then, and she'll play it now, and she'll walk away from this in a much better financial position than him.

She won.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)

31 Nathan Thurm reference. Sweet.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (rD7Q1)

32 29 The whole Democratic party is being exposed as communists, grifters, liars, and scumbags. Which reflects on anyone who claims they are a Democrat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (pohLc)

======

Embracing Hasan Piker will undo this!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (1Q6Kv)

33 Cloobeck apparently has no clue about anything.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Oy/m2)

34 Swalwell is a cautionary tale: stay in your lane at the dnc or you will be made an example of.

Plus I’m sure the donor didn’t have a moral epiphany, he’s just attempting to slide into Trump’s good graces for the next couple of years.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (hEkmm)

35 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)

I have no idea what she knew.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (Nx5jP)

36 "Timeshare billionaire" doesn't scream moral probity.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (rJ48h)

37 Gallego is everything Swalwell did wrong without his power, charisma, or connections. He's doomed.

And while I appreciate it every time a democrat walks away from the horror that is their party, every day that goes by is harder to defend.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (uEYKS)

38 I'm curious. What does the lovely and vivacious Mrs. Swalwell have to say about these developments?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (guGkK)

39 We'll probably never know who on the Operating Committee SwallowsWell pissed of, may have had the entire committee move against him, but once the go sign was made, they moved against him with great alacrity and precision.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (XV/Pl)

40 "This video could be shown in medical schools to demonstrate the body's physical response to panic."

He pissed his pants?

Posted by: Hyundai at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (vFG9F)

41 Not a fan of dem donors becoming rep donors. Gope hos will happily dance to his leftist tune...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (HEsxh)
*************************

Since that donor, Cloobeck, stated that he is now a libertarian, we can look forward to him wasting millions of dollars on irrelevant candidates and causes, with no impact on Republicans.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (QSxJt)

42 The DNC needs to clean house with a new broom. No more officeholders, no more candidates, unless they are lesbians of color weighing at least 250 pounds. They all need to be out and proud man haters, and bitchy lecturers who use bird hands.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

43 38 I'm curious. What does the lovely and vivacious Mrs. Swalwell have to say about these developments?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (guGkK)

=======

Her money train has been derailed.

She will murder her husband for the insurance money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (1Q6Kv)

44 Lefty billionaire Stephen Cloobeck

------

That's obviously not a real name. If people are just going to make up these ridiculous names, I'm done listening.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (CTIFj)
---
He made his fortune trading in Oobleck futures.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (gnNyN)

45 At least the Monkey Business only had the one bimbo and she was an adult.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (gKWVE)

46 When you've lost the support of the timeshare moguls...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (guGkK)

47 The only true Christians are the ones who know Jesus was a faithful Prophet of Allah.

Posted by: Sucker Snarlson at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (rD7Q1)

48 If you want to see what textbook panic looks like, watch the interview of (former) Prince Andrew when he's grilled about Epstein Island.

Posted by: PabloD at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (8sD0/)

49 Cloobeck: "F--ing tell everyone I'm a libertarian."

Right Angle News Network: (Cloobeck) is now saying he is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a Republican."

F'ing bullshit. I can't stand when "our side" engages in Fake News.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (gtcuf)

50 Lots of juicy quotes from Democrat women on this subject I assume?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (rD7Q1)

51
OUT: Monkey Business
IN: Rapey Business

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (wtvvX)

52 47 The only true Christians are the ones who know Jesus was a faithful Prophet of Allah.
Posted by: Sucker Snarlson at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (rD7Q1)

Preach it, my brother.

Posted by: James Talarico at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (skR0U)

53 Jeez that top pic of Swalwell. He looks like the camp counselor or middle school coach that normie parents have nightmares about.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (pDt9x)

54 My late wife insisted I attend one of those time share "parties". I could smell the scam the minute I sat down. I left an hour later, not having purchased anything, after telling the head guy standing in my way I would beat his sorry ass into a bloody pulp if he didnt get the fuck outta my way. At the time, I was a 6 foot body builder with a short fuse. He moved.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (pohLc)

55 Brian Stelter, is an absolute gift!
Posted by: Puddleglum

You mean "grift"?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (gKWVE)

56 Nancy is going to be sucking this donor's cock before the end of the day.

They've already lost major donors like Ackman.

They've lost the fed grant machine.

They need every dollar they can get.

"I'll take out the dentures, even!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (1Q6Kv)

57 21 I really don’t care what rapewell did on a private boat. And I am not certain I believe the women.

I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (W2Pud)

Of course he did, but that doesn't mean he isn't an unindicted sex pest. Whether he drugged women to rape them or not, he is certifiably a creep.

He reminds me of the muscle-headed football lineman in high school, who you know will end up selling used cars later in life, once he discovers that his "charm" is mostly disgusting to most people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (DwqWV)

58 The only true Christians are the ones who know Jesus was a faithful Prophet of Allah.
Posted by: Sucker Snarlson at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (rD7Q1)

Preach it, my brother.
Posted by: James Talarico at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM

Guys...dial it back a little.

Posted by: Satan at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (bFu5X)

59 >>>The ex-donor of course booted the couch-surfing farting spy-banging rapist out.

I first read that as cooch-surfing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)

60 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:30 PM (bFu5X)

For now......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

61 "When I buy a sleazebag politician I expect him to stay bought."

Posted by: Stephen Cloobeck at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (guGkK)

62 Be a good time to ask why the Senate refuses to make their 'Rape Fund' public...

I mean, if Journalism was your thing.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (3JuEJ)

63 That video isn't incrimination of anything, or even raunchy. But since Swalwell is involved, based on the standard of evidence he presented against against Trump and Kavanaugh I'd say it is pretty clear it is a drug fueled rape cruise.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (GUOwU)

64 To the tune of Secret Agent Man.

Secret Sex Yacht Secret Sex Yacht
They've given you a number
And taken away your name

-
Now serving #117! #117!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

65
And you can see his complete list of 1,700 donors in this CA Post article:

https://tinyurl.com/4upyy762

Posted by: beckster at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)

66 32 Embracing Hasan Piker will undo this!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (1Q6Kv)

Hence Qatarlson embracing Islam in an attempt to become the "Hasan of the Right".

...Or something.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (iXqHn)

67 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

68
have we heard anything from Mrs. Eric Swalwell yet?

it's curious that no one has pointed a camera or a microphone at Brittany Watts (Mrs. Erik Swalwell)

her opinion on the current situation would be enlightening, don't you think?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2/MrR)

69 I wonder if Mrs Swalwell owns an antique puzzle box.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

70 Cloobeck: "F--ing tell everyone I'm a libertarian."

Right Angle News Network: (Cloobeck) is now saying he is leaving the Democratic Party and becoming a Republican."

F'ing bullshit. I can't stand when "our side" engages in Fake News.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:35 PM (gtcuf)

There is a video where he says both, actually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Snizz Cruise?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Rich/influential guys and yacht girls. Someone should ask Meghan Markle for her opinion on the matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (ExV1e)

72 >>I first read that as cooch-surfing.

'Let's go Cooch-Surfin', now
Everyone is learnin' how,
Come on a Cooch-Safari with meeeeee'

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (3JuEJ)

73 Cloobeck hit with a clue bat? Color me unimpressed. I have to wonder, why abandon his precious Democrat Party just because of this lying sleazeball who supposedly had him fooled. Sounds like he's mad he lost $1 million on his sleazy friend and he's throwing a little fit.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)

74 67 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

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I'm really looking forward to hearing from Reiner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (1Q6Kv)

75 38 I'm curious. What does the lovely and vivacious Mrs. Swalwell have to say about these developments?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:33 PM (guGkK)

I wonder how much he has to pay her to stand by her man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (DwqWV)

76
her opinion on the current situation would be enlightening, don't you think?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2/MrR)

It's times like these were privacy must be respected.

Posted by: Left Wing News at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

77 >>Snizz Cruise?

Minge Binge

Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Y1sOo)

78 When you see a family of horrendous Iranian women who looted a country prancing around in 'ho gear in LA, remember - the only difference between these gross thieves and the wives of our politicians is which country they're looting, and the quality of their plastic surgeons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (BI5O2)

79 >>Snizz Cruise?

Alotta Regatta

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (3JuEJ)

80 19 So he bang bang more than just Fang Fang with his wang wang?
Posted by: qwerty
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That's funny right there!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (VkY89)

81 Glad to hear you're not a pedophile?, Paul . Although coming on and announcing it here seems more than a bit odd!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (OYsYV)

82 well, Rob Reiner has a pretty good alibi for his silence

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (gKWVE)

83 >Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

This needs a re-write.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (rJ48h)

84
Snizz Cruise?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Snizz Sailing

Tramp Tacking

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

85 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

--

Pardon me while I laugh at their lost money.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qBdHI)

86 69 I wonder if Mrs Swalwell owns an antique puzzle box.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (iXqHn)

87 so epstein isn't dead, he's really eric swa;twell

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

88 Brian Stelter, is an absolute gift!
Posted by: Puddleglum

You mean "grift"?
Posted by: gKWVE

Git. Absolute git.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (xHq83)

89 I'm really looking forward to hearing from Reiner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM

You have to admit, he has been pretty quiet lately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (bFu5X)

90 85 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

--

Pardon me while I laugh at their lost money.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qBdHI)

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I believe this is colloquially known as the "Texas laugh" now after the money spent on Beto in two separate statewide losses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (1Q6Kv)

91 "It didn't seem like a politician," said a source familiar with the antics aboard. "More like president of a frat house."

Please tell me the difference.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (KsZMV)

92

Snizz Sailing

Tramp Tacking

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

Mish Fishing

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

93 I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.
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I'd say his defenestration was performed by Steyer. Now comes the rendering of the Pig - Katie Porter. All cuz clean energy. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (FmapG)

94 >>Snizz Cruise?

Minge Binge

Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Y1sOo)

Expedition of Perdition.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (dK+Kv)

95 89 I'm really looking forward to hearing from Reiner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM

You have to admit, he has been pretty quiet lately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM (bFu5X)

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I'll just have to watch his voter record for signs of life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (1Q6Kv)

96 But Trump is worse!!!

Posted by: Obviously a lot of brain-damaged Californians at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (skR0U)

97 wonder if Mrs Swalwell owns an antique puzzle box.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

I do!

Posted by: Tailor Lorenz at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (rD7Q1)

98
Might make for a good movie, but they'd have to fight for the "R" rating as it's obviously a porn story.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Y8DZL)

99 I wonder if Mrs Swalwell owns an antique puzzle box.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:40 PM

Stelter wept.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)

100 74
I'm really looking forward to hearing from Reiner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (1Q6Kv)

Certainly can't say anything dumber than he did 5 months ago.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (N39Ws)

101 Hence Qatarlson embracing Islam in an attempt to become the "Hasan of the Right".

Has he taken to electrocuting dogs yet?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

102 But Trump is worse!!!
Posted by: Obviously a lot of brain-damaged Californians at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (skR0U)

HE SAID PUSSY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

103 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.

https://is.gd/l89QsG

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)

104 MoooOOOOOooo

Posted by: The Bovine Katie Porter at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)

105 Nik Ritchie is the guy behind the Dirty website. He's sketchy as hell.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (BYQWO)

106 It's like the 'Don't be Anthony Weiner!" scandal never sank in ...

Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ)

107 Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (3JuEJ)

My hunch all along is that in *some* cases, lying lasses were paid off just to go away, meaning some of the names on that list are innocent, but if the list is published, the innocents will have their names dragged through the mud along with the guilty.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (gtcuf)

108 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

In fairness to Rob Reiner... he's dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

109 Let's stop all this bickering and fighting over who raped who.

Posted by: The Swamp King at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)

110 96 But Trump is worse!!!

Posted by: Obviously a lot of brain-damaged Californians at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (skR0U)

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"This proves that Democrats deal with their sex pests. They just wait more than a decade, put them on highly classified intelligence committees in the House, donate to their presidential campaigns, ignore their sleeping with Chinese spies, and use him as a front man on attacking the other side for corruption before finally taking him out when his presence threatens out power. We're so moral."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (1Q6Kv)

111 We’re so cute, on the Right, paying attention to and demanding truth and accuracy in a story before we make accusations and judgments. Simply adorable, and full of integrity. We will never stoop to the level of our enemies.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (pDt9x)

112 Snizz Cruise?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Snizzarama to the Bahamas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

113 steltler's head is a testament to kemon pledge, don cha think?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (CWTWj)

114 Lorenz is more like what I expect to be summoned from that puzzle box.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)

115 Swallwell always, always looks like he needs to shower. And to coin a Dorkus line, he looks like he has bad breath. Swallwell looks like an overgrown frat boy who has spent his whole life in search of the next kegger.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (qBdHI)

116 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.

https://is.gd/l89QsG

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)

F*ckin' legend.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

117 I really don't understand how anyone, even the most rabidly partisan Democrat, could even once look at Eric Swalwell or hear him speak, and think, "I'm gonna give him my money and make him my political overlord!" Am I missing something??

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (CwhoI)

118 108
In fairness to Rob Reiner... he's dead.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

How could you tell? He's been brain dead for like forever. Wasn't called Meathead for nothing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (N39Ws)

119 Swallwell forgot that Democrat SOP is to have the sex scandal after you get in the White House...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)

120 "If you can believe it (and I expect you're capable of believing it) the media is actually congratulating itself on revealing the scandal they covered up for the past 12 years. "

In about 10 years they will be crowing about exposing Biden's dementia.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (GUOwU)

121 Has he taken to electrocuting dogs yet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)
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not Dhabihah.

Posted by: Qucker Qataralson at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (le8Uy)

122 Or is that a Cootchie Cruise?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (KfXOG)

123 steltler's head is a testament to kemon pledge, don cha think?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM

No, no, no...

Posted by: Consuela at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (bFu5X)

124 oh. right.
---the joke--->

gKWVE's head

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (gKWVE)

125 Fartsmell is a skeezy stereotypical fratboy who never grew up. It would surprise me if he popped his collars when he went clubbing at the local community colleges.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (Fbc0I)

126 Dear God . . .

its full of a holes. . .

Posted by: 2026 A Washington DC Odyssey at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (anL5R)

127 Swalwell's predatory.behavior reminds me of several high profile Democrats, such as Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.

Remember the good old days when the scandal was just embarrassing, like Arkansas Democrat Wilbur Mills (Chairman of Ways and Means) driving drunk with a stripper, Fanne Foxe, aka The Argentine Firecracker

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Fn39U)

128 I never get invited to someone's yacht to party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (AkEZC)

129 I really don't understand how anyone, even the most rabidly partisan Democrat, could even once look at Eric Swalwell or hear him speak, and think, "I'm gonna give him my money and make him my political overlord!" Am I missing something??

I agree completely. Now get the fuck outta my frame.

Posted by: The Bovine Katie Porter at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (guGkK)

130 119 Swallwell forgot that Democrat SOP is to have the sex scandal after you get in the White House...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)

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It'd be funny if he decided to burn a few people on his way down. On the intelligence committee, even if he didn't give a shit, he probably learned some nasty things.

Let it out, Swalwell. You've got nothing left to lose. Might as well throw some punches while you go down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (1Q6Kv)

131 Swalwell likes women, but only if they give up the fartclam.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

132 116 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.

https://is.gd/l89QsG

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)

F*ckin' legend.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

And took a shot in the leg in the process.

For the rest of his life, if he ever enters a bar or restaurant, his bill should be $0

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (N39Ws)

133 The left's hottake on this at the moment is something like, "See we get rid of our rapists unlike you MAGAts!"

Of course Swalwell will be replaced by some other leftist in his CA house seat and they have plenty of other leftists running for governor

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

134
Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

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Well, yes, radio silence from Rob Reiner, but I'm sure he'll make up for it by voting several times.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (n7rxJ)

135 based on the standard of evidence he presented against against Trump and Kavanaugh I'd say it is pretty clear it is a drug fueled rape cruise.

pretty much: these are their rules. Swalwell was the loudest pearl clutcher against Kavanaugh's party days and spent the past year making ever darker insinuations and accusations against Trump, to the point of saying that Trump would have naked underage girls sit on his lap when partying with Epstein.

To me that sounds like a confession on his part, but they made the rules. BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! If there are a lot of accusations, it must be true!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (uEYKS)

136 Why pretend anymore? There’s only one party now, the Money Party!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (OTOad)

137 >>>I agree completely. Now get the fuck outta my frame.
Posted by: The Bovine Katie Porter

*Dodges mashed potatoes*

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (CwhoI)

138 Another tranny shooter? Palestinian? What kind of Democrat are we talking here?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (rD7Q1)

139 A yacht girl is looking for the multi-millionaire or billionaire that is going to take her away from the yacht gig, treat her nice, and shower her with anything she wants. Looks or age are unimportant. Rape or assault of any kind from a drunken loser like Swallowell or any man is beyond the pale.

It always amazes me that people like Cloobeck can amass so much money but remain so clueless about so many things. Good luck getting your money back.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (oiNtH)

140 Or is that a Cootchie Cruise?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (KfXOG)

A three dollar hoor. A three dollar hoor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (dK+Kv)

141 * SGT Schultz has entered the chat *

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW)

142 fellow billionaire Tom Steyer

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NEW: CA gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer (D) releases an immigration platform that is radically left of Gov. Newsom. It includes:

- Abolish ICE
- Put ICE agents in jail & “treat them like the mob”.
- Bring those “kidnapped & detained by ICE back home.”
- Give CA AG power to imprison ICE agents & their leadership.
- Taxpayer funded legal representation & support for illegal aliens.
- Ignore a SCOTUS ruling that allows ICE to utilize to use race, language, job, and location to contribute to “reasonable suspicion” for immigration arrests, and instead, “California should take matters into our own hands and extend legal protections to its residents, despite the federal governments failure.”
“This is about our right as a state to protect our residents,” Steyer says.

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How can he lose?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)

143 Eric was couch surfing just like Karl Marx at Engel's pad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (KfXOG)

144 142 How can he lose?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)

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By the ballot harvesters planning on doing their jobs and then just getting high instead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

145 119 Swallwell forgot that Democrat SOP is to have the sex scandal after you get in the White House...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)

Imagine:
WH staff mutters something to the carpet cleaner.

Carpet Cleaner: "Come again?"

WH Staff: "Nope. Coca Cola and McDonalds fries".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM (N39Ws)

146 For the rest of his life, if he ever enters a bar or restaurant, his bill should be $0
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (N39Ws)

Hells yeah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Gallego is going to be saved by the media, no doubt, unless he definitively is identified in the sex videos already released or to come.

Arizona will need a new Senator. Has Sinema settled her alienation of affection lawsuit?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (le8Uy)

148 I want a secret sex yacht.

Posted by: Most every guy everywhere at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (KNo99)

149 What does the lovely and vivacious Mrs. Swalwell have to say about these developments?
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She has SSRI forehead last time I saw her. He should probably not try to go back home. Her impulse control might be a little lacking. TBF, his seriously is...

Posted by: Burning bed at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (anL5R)

150 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.

https://is.gd/l89QsG
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)

Second guy on the scene, the one who looked like he ran 300 or so, was such a dumbass. Picking up the gun? Could have just stood on it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

151 Principle who tackled a shooter. A hero in Okieland, and prosecuted for assault in a blue city.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (pohLc)

152 147 Gallego is going to be saved by the media, no doubt, unless he definitively is identified in the sex videos already released or to come.

Arizona will need a new Senator. Has Sinema settled her alienation of affection lawsuit?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (le8Uy)

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With DOJ focus on Maricopa, all of AZ may be open to statewide changes.

Still, it's a while until Gallego is up for re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (1Q6Kv)

153 The most interesting part of the Swalwell stuff is that nothing came out until one of the other Dems running for governor allowed it.

Even with the DOJ we can't do anything about prominent pols doing stuff like this with full visibility from the Dem and FNM establishment.

Just like with Weinstein, Saville, or Clinton they all knew.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

154 Of course Swalwell will be replaced by some other leftist in his CA house seat and they have plenty of other leftists running for governor

==

There will be a flash flood of far left cockroach Democrats clawing their way to the seat. They're endless.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (qBdHI)

155 “This is about our right as a state to protect our residents,” Steyer says.

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How can he lose?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:47 PM

Sounds like another Democrat invoking states' rights to hang onto his slaves. How...original.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (bFu5X)

156 By the way, the name Caitlin (one of my favorites) was gaining in popularity rapidly over the years, until Bruce Jenner decided he was a chick and took then name. It cratered and almost no girls are called that any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (uEYKS)

157 131 Swalwell likes women, but only if they give up the fartclam.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E6xSb)

158 I don't suppose leaving a gun laying around a school would work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E14OU)

159 I had rifles from an early age, but my dad gave me my first pistol (a Ruger P95 decocker) when I was 16 because of Columbine, which happened near my school. He said "put it in your bag, never, ever tell anyone, and run toward the sound of gunshots."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (BI5O2)

160 Steyer's immigration platform is insanely retarded and seems to be fomenting a civil war. The War of Cali Aggression.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (gtcuf)

161 For the rest of his life, if he ever enters a bar or restaurant, his bill should be $0
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:45 PM

Rob Reiner's kid?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (rD7Q1)

162 150
Second guy on the scene, the one who looked like he ran 300 or so, was such a dumbass. Picking up the gun? Could have just stood on it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

He picked up the pistol like he was trying to pick up a clean turd.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (N39Ws)

163 I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed in the administrators of the Victims of Congressional Sex Crimes' Silence Fund...

Posted by: Eric "Yacht Cock" Shagswell at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (Qgg5f)

164
116 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.
https://is.gd/l89QsG

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E14OU)

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The comments are great, too!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (2r5uy)

165 Will the Mrs go Klytemnestra on Eric?

Axing for a friend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (KfXOG)

166 112 Snizz Cruise?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Snizzarama to the Bahamas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

TITanic

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 03:50 PM (wtvvX)

167 world's most expensive eugenics program

@christopherrufo
SCOOP: California is giving free sex-change procedures to homeless illegal aliens. Our team went into the shelters and discovered that trans migrants are coming into the state for hormones, breast implants, and "bottom surgeries"—all on the taxpayer dime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (diia5)

168 I want ~~a secret~~ sex ~~yacht~~.
Posted by: Most every guy everywhere at April 15, 2026 03:48 PM (KNo99)
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FIFY...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (gnNyN)

169 BTW, remember the video where Trump used the word p*ssy in reference to star/rich guyf*ckers and the FNM had a melt down?

Well...notice that everyone is noting this is a completely normal thing here, just that Swalwell wasn't just doing that, he was actually raping some of these women.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

170 Arizona will need a new Senator.

Kari "Can't Get Elected Dogcatcher" Lake is tanned, rested and ready to lose.

Posted by: Delurker at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (gtcuf)

171 He said "put it in your bag, never, ever tell anyone, and run toward the sound of gunshots."

But be sure to sanitize your hands first!

Posted by: The Heroes of Uvalde TX at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (guGkK)

172 156 By the way, the name Caitlin (one of my favorites) was gaining in popularity rapidly over the years, until Bruce Jenner decided he was a chick and took then name. It cratered and almost no girls are called that any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (uEYKS)

Uh, I am, AND I AM A METEOROLOGIST!!!

Posted by: Caitlin Connell at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (E6xSb)

173
It's strange to have a liberal be a heterosexual rapist.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (IifOV)

174 "bottom surgeries"—all on the taxpayer dime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (diia5)

Who the hell needs surgery for that?

Posted by: Jonah G at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rD7Q1)

175 How long before Swalwell has his own show on MSNBC?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

176 anybody else remember the "windjammer barefoot cruise"?

tall ship, it was quite the deal. Best experienced as a single male

Posted by: Ghost of Chicken at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (jrgJz)

177 Let it out, Swalwell. You've got nothing left to lose. Might as well throw some punches while you go down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh, like, NOW he's a credible source?

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Y8DZL)

178 I don't suppose leaving a gun laying around a school would work.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E14OU)

Presumably, however, the police had been called and it was evidence. Standing on the gun until police arrived would not have been in the category of "tampering with evidence", nor would it taint the evidence by having other fingerprints on it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)

179 I'd say his defenestration was performed by Steyer. Now comes the rendering of the Pig - Katie Porter. All cuz clean energy. You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:41 PM (FmapG)

Next she will try packing her fat ass into a Wonder Woman costume.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (E6xSb)

180 How long before Swalwell has his own show on MSNBC?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

Drink Up with Eric Swalwell

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rD7Q1)

181 If this Yachts a rockin don't come a knockin.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (E14OU)

182 I saw a Whatever podcast where he had some yacht girls on and they complained quite a bit that they had to have sex with the yacht guys.

No, the yacht guys wouldn't rape them but if they didn't agree to sex they wouldn't get invited back (and they mentioned a few girls they knew that had said no and were off the circuit...)

And the funny part is that the host asked the girls if not sex what did the yacht girls think the yacht owners were getting out of it and it quickly became clear none of the yacht girls had actually thought about it that way...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

183 177 Let it out, Swalwell. You've got nothing left to lose. Might as well throw some punches while you go down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh, like, NOW he's a credible source?

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Y8DZL)

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Nah.

Just throw some punches. Make his downfall interesting.

Make Jim Himes explain that no he doesn't fuck chickens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (1Q6Kv)

184
Tell me the Bill Kristol cruises were any better.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)

185 Whatever happened to Gary Hart?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (KfXOG)

186 Any word yet from Colbert or Kimmel about the super-candidate they both endorsed with their dying late night shows?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (Fbc0I)

187 "Principle who tackled a shooter."

He was a very principaled principle.

Posted by: Word nerd at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (KNo99)

188 How long before Swalwell has his own show on MSNBC?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

Swalwell may have a shot at working the door at a strip club but that's about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (guGkK)

189 "bottom surgeries"—all on the taxpayer dime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:51 PM (diia5)

You just need a powerbottom.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

190 On an unrelated note I was reading another lefty thread, this time it was FtM trannies complaining that gay guys are "penis fetishists"

It is amazing to me how people on the left, especially the fringe left, are amazed to discover things that everyone else already knew.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

191 188 How long before Swalwell has his own show on MSNBC?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)

Swalwell may have a shot at working the door at a strip club but that's about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (guGkK)

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This is a downfall so swift and so complete, it is awe-inspiring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (1Q6Kv)

192 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Oliver Darcy reports that Mediaite "has suspended its founding editor Colby Hall after a series of instances we raised about significant errors and outright fabrications in his work."

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But what about the layers and layers of fact checking?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (ndZc7)

193 "I am no longer supporting Eric," Cloobeck told The Post in an exclusive interview. "F--ing tell everyone I'm a libertarian. F-- you, Democrat Party. I'm a libertarian now."
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Flouncy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (RIvkX)

194 185 Whatever happened to Gary Hart?

"He changed his position on offshore drilling."

Posted by: I miss Rush at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (KNo99)

195 I can hear the anti-gunners now: "See, the good guy doesn't have to have a gun to stop the bad guy"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (MxHeL)

196 How long before Swalwell has his own show on MSNBC?

--

He's finished. He's persona non grata now. Kryptonite. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pig.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (qBdHI)

197 192 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Oliver Darcy reports that Mediaite "has suspended its founding editor Colby Hall after a series of instances we raised about significant errors and outright fabrications in his work."

-
But what about the layers and layers of fact checking?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (ndZc7)

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But the next story over is surely fine, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (1Q6Kv)

198 The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.
https://is.gd/l89QsG

If he doesn't drink, he should take it up. He'll never buy another round, ever.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Riz8t)

199 Seeing how fast they cast him down ...
And knowing that the Party will do the same to them just as quick ...
For literally no infraction at all--because they were fine with his depravity for decades ...

And not a single Democrat will question their loyalty to the Party.

But MAGA is the cult?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (HXT0k)

200 And the funny part is that the host asked the girls if not sex what did the yacht girls think the yacht owners were getting out of it and it quickly became clear none of the yacht girls had actually thought about it that way...
Posted by: 18-1

Curvy, brainless and willing. What's not to like?
-- Wealthy yacht owners

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (cYBz/)

201 Yeah, we're not returning Eric's calls, either.

Posted by: The View showrunners at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (skR0U)

202 >>anybody else remember the "windjammer barefoot cruise"?

No old, overweight couples, so, meh...

Posted by: Nude Cruise, Hedo II, Negril, Jamaica at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Y1sOo)

203 Swalwell may have a shot at working the door at a strip club but that's about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:54 PM (guGkK)

Toobin was back on TV in 6 weeks after buffing his helmethead on a Zoom call in front of peers.

Swalwell, unless he's in prison, will have a contributor role on MS Now or CNN in a year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

204 199 Seeing how fast they cast him down ...
And knowing that the Party will do the same to them just as quick ...
For literally no infraction at all--because they were fine with his depravity for decades ...

And not a single Democrat will question their loyalty to the Party.

But MAGA is the cult?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (HXT0k)

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$5 says that Swalwell blames himself. Not because he did anything wrong, but because he was too ambitious and got in the way of the needs of the Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:56 PM (1Q6Kv)

205 186 Any word yet from Colbert or Kimmel about the super-candidate they both endorsed with their dying late night shows?

I guarantee you, those two and no better than Swalwell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (pohLc)

206 I saw a Whatever podcast where he had some yacht girls on and they complained quite a bit that they had to have sex with the yacht guys.

No, the yacht guys wouldn't rape them but if they didn't agree to sex they wouldn't get invited back (and they mentioned a few girls they knew that had said no and were off the circuit...)

And the funny part is that the host asked the girls if not sex what did the yacht girls think the yacht owners were getting out of it and it quickly became clear none of the yacht girls had actually thought about it that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
----
There's always an "implication" for any girls who indulge in that lifestyle.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (gnNyN)

207 "Democrat operatives found the victims"
Democrat operatives PRODUCED the victims.
FIFY

Posted by: UncleJefe at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (gAuAm)

208 Cuomo came back and ran for Mayor

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (rD7Q1)

209 @brianstelter
Oliver Darcy reports that Mediaite "has suspended its founding editor Colby Hall after a series of instances we raised about significant errors and outright fabrications in his work."

So, when are Oliver Darcy and Brian Stelter suspended?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Yacht candy is never known for their brainpower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (KfXOG)

211 Megyn Markle was a yacht girl...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

212 anybody else remember the "windjammer barefoot cruise"?

The ones where they put up some "sails" for a few minutes, then motored the rest of the way?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

213 208 Cuomo came back and ran for Mayor
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (rD7Q1)

Amateurs.

Posted by: Marion Berry at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (skR0U)

214 Any word yet from Colbert or Kimmel about the super-candidate they both endorsed with their dying late night shows?

Odds Colbert did the same thing (but in character!) 2:1

Kimmel probably doesn't though since he has to spend so much time washing his wife's sheets after she's done with her peloton instructor...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

215 Megyn Markle was a yacht girl...
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

She's apparently good at that job as it landed her British Royalty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Was Swally ever on the View? That might be good playback for laughs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)

217 I really don’t care what rapewell did on a private boat. And I am not certain I believe the women.

I do believe Eric pissed off the wrong person and that’s why he’s being excoriated.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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He did it. Most of it for sure. And probably more than he'll get caught for. Is there going to be some pile on - probably. That's usually how it works when the hyenas see a wounded animal.

He is threatening the cali gov race. Its a jungle primary with too many demoncrats in it. They will cannibalize the other democrats and potentially allow through the top two vote getters - REPUBLICANS. Which means no choice but a Republican gov of california. THey are terrified of that. Our politicians are mostly all being extorted/blackmailed/controlled. You don't get a chance to even run if they don't have dirt on you.

Our government is basically organized crime. He got a horse's head in his bed, then ignored it. This is what happens when you ignore it.

Posted by: Not the godfather at April 15, 2026 03:59 PM (anL5R)

218 The ones where they put up some "sails" for a few minutes, then motored the rest of the way?

There's no shame in occasionally unfurling the iron genoa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 03:59 PM (guGkK)

219 I am either banned or living in an alternative world today. I am positive I posted earlier about my disgust about this hideous man.

Now I can't find it.

It is possibly I posted under the wrong Ace post. Or dreamed it while awake, which is scary.

This is a test of my emergency broadcast system.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)

220 Know who else was good at her job?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (KNo99)

221 always an "implication" for any girls who indulge in that lifestyle.

Pimplication

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Kt19C)

222 I love he is an Independent and not Republican. Who will he vote for? A rose by any other name….

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Wmg4n)

223 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

It doesn't surprise me. Hollywood knew about the disgusting and criminal behavior of Harvey Weinstein for decades and said nothing. They worship at the altar of power and their own careers. Also, they aren't very bright.
Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

They did say plenty. It was just all a joke to them, though, since they don't care about the type that doesn't recover from abuse.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

224 "“This is about our right as a state to protect our residents,” Steyer says.

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How can he lose?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

As idiotic his proposals are, you just know every other Dem candidate will now come out with something even more insane. They are in a death spiral they can't pull out of.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (GUOwU)

225 "I'm a libertarian now"
So, essentially, still a Democrat.

Posted by: Shecky Muhammed at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (SMCSm)

226 Whoar tour?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (Fbc0I)

227 The Minnesota Vikings sex boat >>> Swalwell's sex boat.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

228 Steyer's platform, "Californicate the USA!..$6 gasoline. Billion dollar rails to nowhere. Spanish as pur primary language!"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (mkTSO)

229 I am either banned or living in an alternative world today. I am positive I posted earlier about my disgust about this hideous man.

Now I can't find it.

It is possibly I posted under the wrong Ace post. Or dreamed it while awake, which is scary.

This is a test of my emergency broadcast system.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)

Just in case, do the rant every few hours on every thread.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)

230 225 "I'm a libertarian now"
So, essentially, still a Democrat.

Posted by: Shecky Muhammed at April 15, 2026 04:01 PM (SMCSm)

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If aligned with the actual LP, still a Democrat but more open about wanting to have sex with underaged kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:02 PM (1Q6Kv)

231 Any word yet from Colbert or Kimmel about the super-candidate they both endorsed with their dying late night shows?

Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:02 PM (uEYKS)

232 Oh, good. There I am!

I loved this post in spite of the top nausea photo, Ace.

Smallwellwhat should have plastic surgery to replace his face, maybe with a donor's, and go live in witless protection to spare us all. Prison is fine.

He is so hideous.

I had never heard of Ruben Gallego til now. Loved the nervous video in full panic. He probably was very close to peeing his pants.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:03 PM (WONhk)

233 Swalwell has three children. Gonna be awkward for them.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (rJ48h)

234 If aligned with the actual LP, still a Democrat but more open about wanting to have sex with underaged kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:02 PM (1Q6Kv)

Don't forget the mountains of blow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (jQYN0)

235 Megyn Markle was a yacht girl

She's basically the template for their dreams. Every one of those bimbos wants to do what she did: become a model, then an actress, then land a fabulously wealthy, powerful man who marries her. This time a literal prince.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (uEYKS)

236 How long before Swalwell has his own show on MSNBC?

--

He's finished. He's persona non grata now. Kryptonite. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pig.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:55 PM (qBdHI)

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+)

237 From the Page6 writeup: "We’re told some of the women seemed to be shipped back to shore, never to return, while others arrived to 'replace them.'"

This is how it is with yacht girls. You aren't there on a yacht partying because someone owes you a good time. You're there with the expectation you will entertain the guests however they want. Either put out when required or you will be replaced with someone just as hot who will.

Posted by: Rdubs at April 15, 2026 04:04 PM (Hsq0h)

238 I’m annoyed Harris didn’t run (for CA governor). She would’ve run away with it. And I would’ve liked to see her actually govern. But it seems like she has her eyes set on running for president again in 2028.

Not running for governor made me lose some respect for her. California needed her and had she done well, she would’ve been a proven winner for president. She wants the easy way by writing a book and hanging out in the shallow end biding her time.

Steyer could be good. I like his idea to cut energy bills by 25% and create more housing. He has a lot to prove that he’s a class traitor like he presents himself. I just hate a self-funded billionaire walking into a position because the competition shot themselves in the foot.

Progressive values are often held by "class traitor" rich people all the way back to FDR, so I wouldn't automatically dismiss him because he's a billionaire. Pritzker's been good, though a billionaire.

California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country. Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

239 And yet Omar is still in congress and the US.

sigh, I guess some people are just protected like the mafia.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)

240 Biggest douche bag rapist ever.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (ul/87)

241 There's got to be a good fartclam joke in here but I'll be damned if I can think of it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (Noblc)

242 Yacht candy is never known for their brainpower.
Posted by: Anna Puma

A lot of these girls think that these guys are just getting their thrills just being "around" them being that they are so awesome. Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)

243 "Swalwell, unless he's in prison, will have a contributor role on MS Now or CNN in a year.
Posted by: Spong"

Whatever happened to Anthony Weiner? Similar situation. He was never rehabilitated and allowed back into the club as far as I know.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (GUOwU)

244
Principle who tackled a shooter. A hero in Okieland, and prosecuted for assault in a blue city.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2026 03:49 PM (pohLc)

This morning I watched a clip from a long Shawn Ryan interview with one of the ROTC cadets who killed that shooter who walked in and mortally wounded their instructor. Same kind of deal, the guy screamed allah snackbar and shot LTC Shah point blank (one hit out of four shots at less than 10 feet). LTC Shah charged him with a mortal wound in his leg and tackled the guy before the other cadets arrived a couple of seconds later and cut the guy to ribbons with a 2" knife.

Then a few days afterwards, the cadet received a letter from some shit-heel at the university reassuring him that he wouldn't be disciplined for fighting back in violation of university rules. He's pretty sure that the letter was by some commie staffer trying to intimidate him by letting him know that they knew where he lived.

The head of the university was pissed and personally told him that the university itself had nothing to do with the letter and that he had his back.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (y9nCu)

245 Seriously, take a deep breath and a dram of Scotch and look at his ugly face. There is no redeeming feature that is close to being good looking. None, even taken alone without the rest.

However, in his warped mind, probably by tertiary syphilis at this point and herpes of the brain, he thinks he's handsome.

I will someday think of the creature he reminds me of but am drawing a blank right now. Possibly a tape worm's face under the microscope (I HATED ZOOLOGY!). I still don't know why I was forced to take it in college. I should demand a refund.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)

246 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)

All I saw was the one about your lips

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (rD7Q1)

247 Chuck Todd discussed tegridy with Swalwell.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (cWLG3)

248 231 Any word yet from Colbert or Kimmel about the super-candidate they both endorsed with their dying late night shows?

Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:0

And then he goes to prison...hahahaha

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Noblc)

249 California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country.

Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Then it is nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (xHq83)

250 If charged he will just leave the country

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Ia/+0)

251 238 Not running for governor made me lose some respect for her. California needed her and had she done well, she would’ve been a proven winner for president. She wants the easy way by writing a book and hanging out in the shallow end biding her time.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

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Why would CA need her?

Isn't CA doing great? Isn't there a supermajority of Democrats in the legislature?

How much could Kamala have improved California that any other Democrat couldn't do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:09 PM (1Q6Kv)

252 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat. Didn't they have super yachts for wall street millionaires back then?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:09 PM (Fbc0I)

253 238 California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country. Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

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But California is such a wealthy place. They contribute so much more to the US treasury than they take out. That's what Democrats tell me.

Plus, it'll increase the state's population and make it impossibly powerful in national elections.

I really don't see the downside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (1Q6Kv)

254 Californisa is paying for Transformer surgery for homeless illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (E14OU)

255 This is how it is with yacht girls. You aren't there on a yacht partying because someone owes you a good time. You're there with the expectation you will entertain the guests however they want. Either put out when required or you will be replaced with someone just as hot who will.
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Ridiculous! We are stunning conversationalists! Fabulously talented dancers! Hilariously funny! Why are you pushing me into the tender? I don't want to go back yet. What do you mean by threesome? Does that mean I get to stay if I say yes? Do you have any drugs?

Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)

256
Say what you want about Yacht Girls, but they've figured a way around the $20 rule.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)

257 252 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat. Didn't they have super yachts for wall street millionaires back then?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 04:09 PM (Fbc0I)

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Undercover boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (1Q6Kv)

258 246 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)

All I saw was the one about your lips
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (rD7Q1)

That was under the Candace Owen's post! Maybe I have been posting there all day! And I am sober, but it's been a weird day.

Guess this means I need to go be productive and torture my man a bit!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:11 PM (WONhk)

259 Then a few days afterwards, the cadet received a letter from some shit-heel at the university reassuring him that he wouldn't be disciplined for fighting back in violation of university rules. He's pretty sure that the letter was by some commie staffer trying to intimidate him by letting him know that they knew where he lived.

The head of the university was pissed and personally told him that the university itself had nothing to do with the letter and that he had his back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

‘Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?’

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xHq83)

260 Why would CA need her?

That an adult person could look at Kamala Harris and say, "boy, that's who we need in charge!" says a lot about something, but I'm not exactly sure what.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)

261 252 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat. Didn't they have super yachts for wall street millionaires back then?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

For Mary Ann and Ginger I'd go out in a rowboat.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Y8DZL)

262 And I am sober, but it's been a weird day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Can't have one without the other.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:13 PM (rD7Q1)

263
Um..... surely letting a politician live rent free at your house is a donation in kind....or whatever the heck they call it .... Why is this not prosecutable like say Dinesh DeSousa (sp) was for his discrepancies.....

Sigh

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (mywUW)

264 249 California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country.

Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmission

The dude can almost understand the problem with free shit for all, but then a swing and a miss.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Noblc)

265 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat. Didn't they have super yachts for wall street millionaires back then?

I guess walking around with a folded-up Wall Street Journal under your arm doesn't make you a player.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (guGkK)

266 264 249 California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country.

Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmission

The dude can almost understand the problem with free shit for all, but then a swing and a miss.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Noblc)

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Not even that.

He opens the path towards the problems of combining a robust welfare state with...open borders.

And won't walk through it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:15 PM (1Q6Kv)

267 Thurston Howell's mistake is that he never jumped into the timeshare game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)

268 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat.

I figure they were cosplaying, that they weren't particularly wealthy but wanted to seem like it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (uEYKS)

269 252 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat. Didn't they have super yachts for wall street millionaires back then?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Thurston lusted after young man meat and Lovey was simply a beard.

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (79nfv)

270 Chuck Todd discusses honesty and the superior morality of the Democrat party with Eric Swalwell.

The absolute disdain these politicians have for the public is just stunning. They are absolute assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (2WIwB)

271 ... a Congress critter that can't afford his own house and is crashing on a billionaire friend's sofa?

Dafuq?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at

I'm not surprised at the idea of congressmen who aren't good with money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 04:16 PM (0Htd1)

272 That an adult person could look at Kamala Harris and say, "boy, that's who we need in charge!" says a lot about something, but I'm not exactly sure what.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)

Most of them only believe what they're told to believe. I told one real life AWFL I know that she wouldn't even like Kamala if she was a Republican and her head almost exploded. Because deep down she knows Kamala's a worthless shrew and admitting that was too close to the bone on several "intersecting" counts.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (rD7Q1)

273 Wow. In the 'Weiner' documentary, they are at the part when the second scandal broke. So demoralized. Good thing they're not human.

A lot of rain. The cat Snowflake is on the bed. Screw that crap!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)

274
Uh-oh. That ex-Democrat donor said "Make America great." He didn't say "again," but it's clear he's on the side of the far-right fascists now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (n7rxJ)

275 Mary Anne or Ginger? Child please. Lovey was USDA Prime. When she worked Thruston's thang she'd make that cravat spin, baby.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (wBaIH)

276 Ridiculous! We are stunning conversationalists! Fabulously talented dancers! Hilariously funny! Why are you pushing me into the tender? I don't want to go back yet. What do you mean by threesome? Does that mean I get to stay if I say yes? Do you have any drugs?
Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice
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*three weeks later*

Sure I don't care, film it. I need another line first.

Wait, how the hell did you get a donkey onto this yacht?

Maybe two lines.

This doesn't look like Nice anymore, where the hell are we?

Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (anL5R)

277 215 Megyn Markle was a yacht girl...
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

She's apparently good at that job as it landed her British Royalty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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The clue was her thinking Andrew was Queen Elizabeth's "helper" when she met them. As a friend of his daughter's you'd think she knew him. Oh, she KNEW him alright on a yacht.

Harry, described as Ginger Scrotum Hair on a reddit snark site (under Saint for mocking her), is so dim and such a wanker. I want them destroyed and take out my irritation reading that site with pleasure.

She obviously does a lot of entrapment positions. Or no one else would have him (this is true as well). I have no doubt she was a ho and yacht girl.

Weinstein would not even have her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk)

278 274
Uh-oh. That ex-Democrat donor said "Make America great." He didn't say "again," but it's clear he's on the side of the far-right fascists now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 04:17 PM (n7rxJ)

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Newsom should throw the CA DOJ at him to destroy his existence with new, radical interpretations of laws that he'll promise he won't use on any other billionaire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

279
Probability of a 200+ reply AOS thread turning into a Gilligan's Island discussion:

100%.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (Y8DZL)

280 on the good ship lollifart

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (CWTWj)

281 The head of the university was pissed and personally told him that the university itself had nothing to do with the letter and that he had his back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2026 04:07 PM (y9nCu)

Yeah I'd back the dude who charged a gunman and hacked him to death with a knife too.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

282 Swallwell always, always looks like he needs to shower. And to coin a Dorkus line, he looks like he has bad breath. Swallwell looks like an overgrown frat boy who has spent his whole life in search of the next kegger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 15, 2026 03:43 PM (qBdHI)
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This, exactly!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 04:19 PM (3ImbR)

283 I always wondered why Thurston Howell III and Lovey would essentially take a tour on a fishing boat. Didn't they have super yachts for wall street millionaires back then?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

For Mary Ann and Ginger I'd go out in a rowboat.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Y8DZL)

Or swim a mile through shark infested waters just to hear them fart over the phone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 04:20 PM (snZF9)

284 231 Any word yet from Colbert or Kimmel about the super-candidate they both endorsed with their dying late night shows?

Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 04:0
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NO WAY!!!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at April 15, 2026 04:20 PM (cWLG3)

285 That an adult person could look at Kamala Harris and say, "boy, that's who we need in charge!" says a lot about something, but I'm not exactly sure what.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)

You have to love Big Brother (or Sister) or they will make you love her.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)

286 new thread, the pope

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 04:22 PM (CWTWj)

287 This doesn't look like Nice anymore, where the hell are we?

Ackshually, MarineTracker shows the Arience somewhere between Spain and Morocco right now.

Posted by: far cry at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (wBRco)

288 HOLY CRAP! Democrat Rep. Bonnie Coleman [for New Jersey] just called for President Trump to be "ELIMINATED"
Expel her from office NOW.
"If we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we'd eliminate the PRESIDENT of the United States from the office right now, and the REST of the sycophants in his administration!"
@RapidResponse47

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To save democracy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)

289 249 California cannot be the only place that passes Medicare for all. It’ll become a salt lick for every uninsured person with expensive chronic disease from around the country.

Free healthcare is an all or nothing situation.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmission

The dude can almost understand the problem with free shit for all, but then a swing and a miss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Noblc)

Especially since he's doubtless open borders, so the CA vs US issue rears its head at the national border in his desired case.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)

290 It costs about 650K per week to rent that yacht Arience that he was on. That is not in high season either. 7 cabins. Just under 200 feet long.

Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (anL5R)

291 256
Say what you want about Yacht Girls, but they've figured a way around the $20 rule.
Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)
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So, "at sea" is not same as "in town?"

Posted by: Bill and Ted at April 15, 2026 04:24 PM (cWLG3)

292 243 "Swalwell, unless he's in prison, will have a contributor role on MS Now or CNN in a year.
Posted by: Spong"

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Remember, it's okay when we do it.

Posted by: Dmocrats at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (OF2q7)

293 271 ... a Congress critter that can't afford his own house and is crashing on a billionaire friend's sofa?

Dafuq?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at

I'm not surprised at the idea of congressmen who aren't good with money.
Posted by: nerdygirl

They are the equivalent to trust fund babies. They sell access like the Biden family did so they spend all today because they figure they can always grift some more income tomorrow from people like the billionaire. I think that guy got spooked because lawsuits probably are incoming due to Swalwell's conduct. No reason to suppose he acted any different on the donor's property than he did anywhere else.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)

294 293 They are the equivalent to trust fund babies. They sell access like the Biden family did so they spend all today because they figure they can always grift some more income tomorrow from people like the billionaire. I think that guy got spooked because lawsuits probably are incoming due to Swalwell's conduct. No reason to suppose he acted any different on the donor's property than he did anywhere else.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)

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In your time in the House, which Representative was the most like this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (1Q6Kv)

295 Ackshually, MarineTracker shows the Arience somewhere between Spain and Morocco right now.
Posted by: far cry
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nice nic

Posted by: Scenes from a Yacht off Nice at April 15, 2026 04:25 PM (anL5R)

296 Bonnie calling for a revolution

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

297
I'm pretty sure Anthony Weiner is relying on his parents now.

John Edwards (remember his love child?) is practicing law.

Swalwell? I don't even see him making the usual religious "rebirth" accompanied by a book and media tour. Literally, the same gutter as those drugged-out actors who wind up delivering DoorDash.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)

298 Reminds me of the Avenetti story, with many of the same beats. A guy becomes super popular with the left for attacking Trump, making greater and greater outrageous accusations of crimes against him until finally busted for doing far worse. All the while, the left tongue bathes him and promotes him for the presidential election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The left is general is full of open degenerates and they figure they can always get something from their politicians. Same reason that the welfare crowd continues to vote D--if the Democrats in office are sleazers then they indicate they have no standards or morality just like the welfare cheats.

Incentives matter.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)

299 In your time in the House, which Representative was the most like this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Thinking back, John McVain for one. Replaced nice guy minority leader John Rhodes who retired. Rostenkowski was a sleaze money and ethics wise. Daniel Crane, sleazeball. John Jenrette, ditto. Was on the House floor for when Michael Myers got expelled. Abscam hit like a bomb then.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2026 04:37 PM (E4rtv)

300 133 The left's hottake on this at the moment is something like, "See we get rid of our rapists unlike you MAGAts!"

Of course Swalwell will be replaced by some other leftist in his CA house seat and they have plenty of other leftists running for governor
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, no they don't. Everybody knew this guy was a f**king creep and nothing ever happened to him. I have a hard time feeling sorry for the women because they just let him keep doing what he wanted to other women until he crossed whatever line and now they are finally turning on him. His colleagues, ,the media, they all ran cover for him; they are complicit. F*ck them all.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2026 05:01 PM (6+ehB)

301 Cloobeck is a billionaire that lives in California and he thinks he can just walk away from the Democrat party?

Posted by: MLCross at April 16, 2026 05:35 AM (kV8re)

302 108 Hollywood donated a reported $100K to his Gov. campaign. Radio silence from Jane Fonda, De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Sean Penn, Jon Cryer, Rob Reiner, along with various producers and directors. A fool and is money.

In fairness to Rob Reiner... he's dead.

Since when has being dead ever stopped a Democrat from supporting and voting for another Democrat?

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 16, 2026 08:41 AM (sazel)

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