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Poor pit bull forced into dog-fighting is rescued and is a sweet happy doggo now: Zurich's new Bike Tunnel 🚴🏻‍♀️🚲 pic.twitter.com/IWs5VBIqnB — Global Index (@TheGlobal_Index) October 21, 2025 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:58 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 Good evening everyone Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0) 2 YEET! Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2026 07:58 PM (ueXh5) 3 The Grand Canyon from 35,000 feet That there be the biggest crack I've ever seen... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 07:59 PM (ynpvh) 4 Happy Cafe, friends! Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:02 PM (OoFl2) 5 * hands Piper a glass of Cab* Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 08:03 PM (yAteE) 6 >> Yeah I guess that's pretty big Pfffffft. https://is.gd/T0j2mt Posted by: Valles Marineris at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb) 7 Asian Velma is funny And like the bike tunnel Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0) 8 "@shipwreckedcrew 2h "Everyone "celebrating" the DC Circuit's decision to order a halt to Judge Boasberg's criminal contempt inquiry.... write this down. The full court is going to rehear this en banc. That would take 6 votes of the 11 Judges on teh DC Cir. Last Nov. there were 6 Judges who expressed a view that Judge Boasberg be allowed to continue his investigation. Nothing of significance has changed in the underlying case. I believe those same 6 are going to overturn yesterday's decision." Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2026 08:04 PM (vbXSk) 9 You guys still go swimming in the quarries? Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:05 PM (nDXEV) 10 "That there be the biggest crack I've ever seen... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) " Check out the Daily Mail. Posted by: Lizzo at April 15, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F) 11 I better get to bed Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0) 12 Sleep well Skip! Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 08:06 PM (3ek7K) 13 And that little dog was Duncanthrax. Those people strolling behind clearly have not had the benefit of commenting (or at least lurking) here, given they're obviously bereft of the knowledge of the certainty of mephitic projectile poops being launched in their general direction at any moment they would have gained here. Sad! Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1) 14 willowed: 249 four seasons, Amazon is just not using the old format. You can still download books to a different device and then reformat so you can load them to your kindle. Check out open source programs. Ask on the ont or the tech thread about the process and the format to use. Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:08 PM (lRNKn) 15 Zurich's bike tunnel is begging for a Euro-trash punk crime movie. But most of the lights need to be smashed out or fritzing, first. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz) 16 You guys still go swimming in the quarries? Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:05 PM Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmen! Posted by: zombie Quint at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1) 17 clarence, Thanks for the info. It will be great not to be forced to buy a new Kindle. Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K) 18 Gute Fart in the tunnel, everybody! Posted by: Eric "Yacht Cock" Fartswell at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (BfShq) 19 Marmots always hog the ground. Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (77rzZ) 20 Penguin-dog crosses, though rare, are hardly unexpected due to the bawdy bird's polymorphic perversity, and the canine fascination with all things mephitic. Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 15, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F) 21 Went for a walk, hail in sunlight at 45 F. Fun! Posted by: SciVo at April 15, 2026 08:11 PM (Sy6m/) 22 You can still download books to a different device and then reformat so you can load them to your kindle. Check out open source programs. Ask on the ont or the tech thread about the process and the format to use. Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:08 PM (lRNKn) This sounds like an incredible PITA. I suspect that, even if I could figure out the process, it would also not work with my decade-old iphone and/or laptop that Windows is no longer supporting. I'm screwed. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:12 PM (zYpTz) 23 * hands Piper a glass of Cab* Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 08:03 PM Sonoma, I trust? :-) Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1) 24 Penguin dog be funnin'. Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2026 08:13 PM (LHPAg) 25 Zurich's bike tunnel is begging for a Euro-trash punk crime movie. But most of the lights need to be smashed out or fritzing, first. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz) ---- Dredd 2: Swiss Boogaloo! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 08:13 PM (gnNyN) 26 >>>In the 80s there was a famous series called Dynasty, where the maid polished the stairs to perfection. And that was especially tough, given that the stairs were carpeted. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM (syz1S) 27 The idiot on the bike wiping out while racing deserved it. Play stupid games get stupid prizes. Hopefully he'll learn not to do it again but I doubt it. Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM (icmmM) 28 Loved the Godfluffer! The cat, who adores him and tolerates me, came in through the cat flap with a gecko in her mouth on her way to give it to him in the study, while I was reading on the couch. She gave me that same look- like "What? Do we have a problem? Because I don't think we have a problem." Posted by: sal at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM (f+FmA) 29 It was dark... All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after shave and reeked of Lavoris. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:15 PM (nDXEV) 30 And that was especially tough, given that the stairs were carpeted. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:14 PM You have no idea. Posted by: Ruby Rose at April 15, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1) 31 Carpet's brown for a reason. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:18 PM (nDXEV) 32 Michelle Obama says the U.S. is a “janky version” right now under Trump. Guess that’s one way to sum it up. - Oh no you dint! You did not use the J word! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:19 PM (ndZc7) 33 flicks cigar ash on carpet Good evening, Hordians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:20 PM (tgvbd) 34 * hands Piper a glass of Cab* Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 08:03 PM Thank you! I needed this! Crazy day. Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Wmg4n) 35 33 flicks cigar ash on carpet Good evening, Hordians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15 Oh for goodness sake. We just had the cleaners in here! Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Wmg4n) 36 Duncanthrax, Mondavi- Yountville Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2026 08:21 PM (yAteE) 37 Good evening. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (R5BEI) 38 >>>The first time marmot bathed with a brush You wanna be careful bathing with a marmot. They go for your nuts. --The Dude Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (syz1S) 39 Try Calibri. I believe there's a Windows version. Converts to all sorts of book formats and easy to use. Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (wOXCn) 40 Being natives of Butte, Montana, those Knievels were not very smart. I destroyed as many bicycles as they did motorcycles. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (Fbc0I) 41 You could bathe that marmot a thousand times, it's still going to stink like a marmot. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (XV/Pl) 42 I feel like I'm on trial right now. I have three kitties all looking at me from all different directions. On the left, the gray tabby Jasmine. On the right, the other gray tabby Hexie. Looming over me from on high (my bookshelves), my black cat Penny, preparing to pass sentence over my fate. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (gnNyN) 43 249 four seasons, Amazon is just not using the old format. You can still download books to a different device and then reformat so you can load them to your kindle. Check out open source programs. Ask on the ont or the tech thread about the process and the format to use. Posted by: clarence Use Calibreto load them onto the kindle. https://calibre-ebook.com/ Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (T8m77) 44 The Big Dummy got fed so much junk food at the doggie chiropractor yesterday that he had a crummy tummy today and didn't want his breakfast. That's an event on par with AOC saying something sensible. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM (tgvbd) 45 Update your style books! Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson responds to a question about teen violence by telling a reporter his question is “racist” and that people shouldn’t interact with him. . . . . Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor Chicago, there are credible reports of a teen trend forming in Hyde Park later today. Parents, be aware of where your children are going this evening. DO NOT allow your children to attend one of these gatherings; they are dangerous and can often turn violent. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:24 PM (ndZc7) 46 "Marmot bathed with a brush." Suddenly, a dank cellar outside of Paris is filled with excited resistance fighters handing out Stem submachine guns. Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 15, 2026 08:24 PM (kGdxl) 47 Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed? A: A Scotsman dropped a dime into a crack in the rock. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2026 08:24 PM (azNOR) 48 Ah, I see it's Jackie Robinson Day. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:25 PM (tgvbd) 49 Very few people know this, but Evel Knievel was an intelligent man with the same IQ as Stephen Hawking. They also shared an inclination for ramps. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:25 PM (nDXEV) 50 Joan Crawford https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBJfQhpw_U Posted by: DaveA at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (FhXTo) 51 You could bathe that marmot a thousand times, it's still going to stink like a marmot. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 08:23 PM Not everyone can smell like us. Posted by: Penguins and Sea Lions at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (hDlY0) 52 This sounds like an incredible PITA. I suspect that, even if I could figure out the process, it would also not work with my decade-old iphone and/or laptop that Windows is no longer supporting. **** Epub is readily available and has been around for quite some time. You can download it from MS app store. There is a lot of documentation online that can help with setting up and using epub. It is not really difficult but merely tedious. Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (lRNKn) 53 He's pure of heart. Adam Schiff says he didn’t know anything about what his Russiagate junior partner Eric Swalwell was doing. “If I had, I wouldn't have gone near him with a ten foot pole." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7) 54 Joan Crawford, AKA the Gorgon. Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ) 55 Posted by: Valles Marineris There's a cleavage one can see from space. Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (gKWVE) 56 Asian Velma Dinkley. Have her bathed, perfumed, and brought to my tent. Posted by: She can barely see, I might get lucky! at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/) 57 39 Try Calibri. I believe there's a Windows version. Converts to all sorts of book formats and easy to use. Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 15, 2026 08:22 PM (wOXCn) You must be talking about Calibre. And there is a Windows version. Who wants to convert and what? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (syz1S) 58 There was intentionally no music to The Bee Gees vid but I heard every word. But even if I didn't I didn't think it was weird or funny or whatever the obviously under 30 creator thought it was. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:28 PM (V4IXI) 59 Epub is readily available and has been around for quite some time. You can download it from MS app store. There is a lot of documentation online that can help with setting up and using epub. It is not really difficult but merely tedious. Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:26 PM (lRNKn) Yes, but I am a spoiled child and I don't want to change how I don things. I get most of my ebooks through library apps. Maybe they'll still work? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz) 60 Schiff is just as scummy but he's currently not in the way of Big Penguin. Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F) 61 18 Gute Fart in the tunnel, everybody! Posted by: Eric "Yacht Cock" Fartswell at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (BfShq) If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it. Posted by: Mao at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (hJH5n) 62 do things not don things Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz) 63 Time for my Metamucil Sunrise Spritz. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (RIvkX) 64 62 do things not don things Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz) Dammit, now I have to doff things! Posted by: Dash it all! at April 15, 2026 08:30 PM (TbWk/) 65 Actually, Joan Crawford was pretty great in "Trog" which was her last hurrah. She knew where to find the boys... AND the booze. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:31 PM (nDXEV) 66 15 Zurich's bike tunnel is begging for a Euro-trash punk crime movie. But most of the lights need to be smashed out or fritzing, first. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz) Every U.S. city should have this but the U.S. is stupid and backward unlike the smart, sophisticated Europeans. Posted by: Every Leftist on Instagram and Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:32 PM (hJH5n) 67 SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, HAOLE!!! Posted by: Weimea Canyon at April 15, 2026 08:33 PM (Rko/r) 68 Every U.S. city should have this but the U.S. is stupid and backward unlike the smart, sophisticated Europeans. Posted by: Every Leftist on Instagram and Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:32 PM (hJH5n) If it would just keep them out of my turn lane, I'd spare no expense. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (zYpTz) 69 67 SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, HAOLE!!! Posted by: Weimea Canyon at April 15, 2026 08:33 PM (Rko/r) Sure it does. And we are just #2 chopped liver. Posted by: Palo Duro Canyon at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (hJH5n) 70 The banner right at the start of the bike tunnel invites you to have a 'gute fahrt' in the tunnel Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (ZxPkt) 71 Every U.S. city should have this but the U.S. is stupid and backward unlike the smart, sophisticated Europeans. Posted by: Every Leftist on Instagram and Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:32 PM (hJH5n) ____________ If they're so smart and sophisticated, why are their countries falling apart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd) 72 42 I feel like I'm on trial right now. I have three kitties all looking at me from all different directions. On the left, the gray tabby Jasmine. On the right, the other gray tabby Hexie. Looming over me from on high (my bookshelves), my black cat Penny, preparing to pass sentence over my fate. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel youtu.be/vLC2qwFLbqc Mood music for you Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2026 08:35 PM (Iz+f5) 73 Why did the Swiss cross the road? To stay neutral on both sides. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (nDXEV) 74 If it would just keep them out of my turn lane, I'd spare no expense. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (zYpTz) Just stop driving your car and move to a walkable neighborhood. But no, you are a selfish ***, an ***… Posted by: Every Leftist On Instagram And Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (hJH5n) 75 I think we should do one for one permanent citizen exchange with Europe. They get our American hating and we get their American loving . Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI) 76 73 Why did the Swiss cross the road? To stay neutral on both sides. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (nDXEV) Wouldn’t they just walk down the middle of the street? Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n) 77 I get most of my ebooks through library apps. Maybe they'll still work? Depends on how old the ebooks are. If they did not come from Amazon, they will probably be ok. Epub and calibre are both good for converting formats and loading them for reading to many types of devices. Also, websites like project Gutenberg make downloading books easy. I used a tablet to do so. Posted by: clarence at April 15, 2026 08:38 PM (lRNKn) 78 75 I think we should do one for one permanent citizen exchange with Europe. They get our American hating and we get their American loving . Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April Do we choose a spot and send them across like a hostage exchange? Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2026 08:38 PM (Wmg4n) 79 73 Why did the Swiss cross the road? To stay neutral on both sides. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:36 PM (nDXEV) Alas, they are no longer neutral. They took sides in the Russia/Ukraine war. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2026 08:38 PM (syz1S) 80 Fk Europe. I’ve had it with those losers. Except the Russians. They’re still awesome. Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:39 PM (77rzZ) 81 "I've never admitted this before but integrity compels me to now say: Yeah I guess that's pretty big." The Paolo has heard this exact sentence many times, how you say, more than he can count. Posted by: Paolo at April 15, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1) 82 >>If it would just keep them out of my turn lane, I'd spare no expense. I lived in Boston for many years. The bike tunnels in cities might be one of the few things I wouldn't mind taking from Europe. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m) 83 "'Tis indeed a grand canyon", said Bromosel as the water lapped at his thighs. That, kiddos, is an example of a mixed metaphor. You are welcome! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (xG4kz) 84 Wouldn’t they just walk down the middle of the street? Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n) If you're looking for professional streetwalkers, Berlin is a better bet. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (nDXEV) 85 Someone should tell the people walking in the tunnel you're supposed to use it for riding! Posted by: Dang Sun at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (cWLG3) 86 I wonder who the hottest woman is that The Paolo’s ever banged… Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ) 87 I wonder who the hottest woman is that The Paolo’s ever banged… Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ) 88 @53. "He is pure of heart." He is pure of something. Posted by: Case at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (pvf3X) 89 If they're so smart and sophisticated, why are their countries falling apart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ===== I think ve all know ze answer to zat kvestion, and who is to blame. Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 08:41 PM (gpQ8/) 90 If they're so smart and sophisticated, why are their countries falling apart? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd) You are a fucking liar. Europe has TRAINS!!! And their child care, medical care and education are 100% FREE. And it’s better than here in every way. Europeans have higher literacy rates, minimum wages, better mass transit, and are happier and healthier than people in this shithole country. We need to be EXACTLY LIKE EUROPE. They are our betters. Posted by: Every Leftist On Instagram And Facebook at April 15, 2026 08:43 PM (hJH5n) 91 If you're looking for professional streetwalkers, Berlin is a better bet. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM (nDXEV) Not Amsterdam? Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:43 PM (hJH5n) 92 Musk could bang out those bike tunnels in no time. ( The Boring company actually had a contest where cities could submit an application for an underground project and whoever was chosen The Boring Company would do the project for free . I think they recently selected the winner. The Woodlands was in the final 10 but came up short) Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI) 93 I think we should do one for one permanent citizen exchange with Europe. They get our American hating and we get their American loving . Posted by: Harry Vandenburg ____________ Look at the Americans saying they want to leave for Yurp. Childless retirees, single AWFLs, recent humanities grads, marketing fagz. In short, deadweight looking for bennies. For every one of them, there's at least one European looking to come here to escape Europe's stifling repressive regulations and taxes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (tgvbd) 94 I lived in Boston for many years. The bike tunnels in cities might be one of the few things I wouldn't mind taking from Europe. Posted by: JackStraw === Only one tunnel is needed. And then one way to lure all the cyclists into the tunnel. And one way to seal the exits. Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (gpQ8/) 95 It's all der deutsche Michel's fault. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:46 PM (nDXEV) 96 >>Not Amsterdam? In Amsterdam they helpfully sit in shop windows. Like the Automat. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:46 PM (viF8m) 97 Only one tunnel is needed. And then one way to lure all the cyclists into the tunnel. And one way to seal the exits. Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (gpQ8/) snort Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2026 08:47 PM (zYpTz) 98 Mexico has it's own "Grand Canyon"...see Copper Canyon... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 08:49 PM (ynpvh) 99 Epsteinsn here A. Epstein there Trunp says to young girl Take off that underwear Sad! Posted by: Le Haim at April 15, 2026 08:50 PM (We1j3) 100 I live in a rural area with lots of flat, straight roads. Lots of cyclists on the weekends and in the morning. I got no problem with them. City cyclists, on the other hand, demand respect without following those pesky traffic laws. Ergo, assholes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 08:50 PM (tgvbd) 101 Not Amsterdam? In Amsterdam they helpfully sit in shop windows. Like the Automat. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:46 PM (viF8m) They have an area just outside of town where it's set up like a drive thru that was built specifically for 'street walkers' . It's just a big circle road where the John's enter and drive until they select their whore . Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:51 PM (V4IXI) 102 Dart teams are the cyclists of the bar scene. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:52 PM (nDXEV) 103 Corey the Twink's back. We1j3 Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE) 104 November 6th, guess who's back! https://youtu.be/GdM33lV_Wt0 Hello New York City! Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 08:52 PM (2GVsD) 105 Smells like a Penguin f**d a Marmot in here!!!!! Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (XV/Pl) 106 Jeepers, we’ve STILL got a troll? Don’t they retreat to their burrows at night? Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ) 107 Shlomo says hello Trumpstein says oy vey Bibi says to innocent children I kill you for play Sad! Posted by: Le Haim at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (ikCrF) 108 The Boring company actually had a contest where cities could submit an application for an underground project and whoever was chosen The Boring Company would do the project for free . I think they recently selected the winner. The Woodlands was in the final 10 but came up short) Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI) Doesn't sound exciting. Like, at all. Posted by: Snoozefest at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (TbWk/) 109 Bicyclists get all pissy when I drive my truck on the Bike paths. I don’t get it, they drive on the roads Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (ysRdO) 110 I have a very good friend of over 50 years now ... He's a lovely guy, who has a bit of a likeness to that Marmot. So much so, that when he went off to college, he acquired the nickname of "rodent". And still to this day, answers to the name of "dent" (short for rodent). That's right up there with "A Boy Named Sue" Posted by: browndog says woof at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (3sXRv) 111 There once was a lad named Shlomo He hated to be called the goy Papa Trunpstein saw and said Hello my boy Sad! Posted by: Le Haim at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (MvI35) 112 If you rub a marmot's tits, it's like letting a genie out of a bottle. You will be mesmerized and spellbound to feed this voracious chow hound, and they will eat you out of house and home. Your garden? Landscaping? Fuhgeddaboudit. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 08:56 PM (Fbc0I) 113 He's pure of heart. Adam Schiff says he didn’t know anything about what his Russiagate junior partner Eric Swalwell was doing. “If I had, I wouldn't have gone near him with a ten foot pole." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7) The Empire State Head is full of shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 08:56 PM (snZF9) 114 Hey, man, nice marmot. Posted by: The Dude at April 15, 2026 08:57 PM (ohEng) 115 113 He's pure of heart. Adam Schiff says he didn’t know anything about what his Russiagate junior partner Eric Swalwell was doing. “If I had, I wouldn't have gone near him with a ten foot pole." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 08:27 PM (ndZc7) The Empire State Head is full of shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 08:56 PM (snZF9) Not a single dem legislator had any idea. None. It's like they don't even work there... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 08:57 PM (ynpvh) 116 That looked like a benny hill bike tunnel. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 08:58 PM (snZF9) 117 Does anyone remember the “law” or principle which states something like, “leftist don’t actually believe what they tell you about how you should live”? Having trouble finding it. Besides just hypocrisy, someone named an actual Law. Was pretty funny. Posted by: Rdubs at April 15, 2026 08:58 PM (yMNZl) 118 People gave Marmite a hard time because of raising populations of marmots for essential ingredients but PETA and the EU ruined everything again. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (nDXEV) 119 THINGS I'D LIKE TO SEE: Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. I want to see the legislature pass the Billionaire's Tax with a Veto proof majority requiring Billionaire, Steyer to sign it into law. Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske) 120 I lived in Boston for many years. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 08:40 PM Did you get to drive around in an Austin, by any chance? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1) 121 109 Bicyclists get all pissy when I drive my truck on the Bike paths. I don’t get it, they drive on the roads Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 08:55 PM (ysRdO) For a short while, we had single lane for cars (both ways, one lane) and bike lanes each side that were for passing when two cars met...it was stupid, really stupid, so stupid that there was an outcry from the people and the two streets so modified were reverted. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:00 PM (ynpvh) 122 112 If you rub a marmot's tits, it's like letting a genie out of a bottle. You will be mesmerized and spellbound to feed this voracious chow hound, and they will eat you out of house and home. That still works better with Barbara Eden than some damn rodent. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (nDXEV) 123 For some reason, I expected The Bee Gees video to have three Big Golden retrievers striding to Stayin' Alive. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (S/Y4j) 124 Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. I want to see the legislature pass the Billionaire's Tax with a Veto proof majority requiring Billionaire, Steyer to sign it into law. Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske) ____________ "I can run the state just fine from Florida." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (tgvbd) 125 Remake of The Manchurian Candidate. Adam Schiff-4-Brins, "Eric Swawell is the nicest human being in the world." Red Queen Fang Fang keeps playing with Adam's adenoids via his rectum. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD) 126 119 THINGS I'D LIKE TO SEE: Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. I want to see the legislature pass the Billionaire's Tax with a Veto proof majority requiring Billionaire, Steyer to sign it into law. Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske) Governor leaves state to avoid Billionaires tax?... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:02 PM (ynpvh) 127 Why doesn’t the stupid troll get whacked? Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ) 128 Bulg We need a reference stool sample? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:04 PM (2GVsD) 129 Hear Hunter Biden is out of the country hiding from his lawyers to whom he owes coin, lots of coin. I’d check the French whore houses outside Paris. Wonder how much of a finder’s fee his lawyers would shell out if he were to turn up on their front porch duct taped and hogtied. Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:04 PM (v4ZRc) 130 Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM Mebbe not, looks like there's going to be some blue-on-blue action: https://tinyurl.com/5h5s5m4v Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1) 131 132 Tom Steyer is going to win the California Governor's office. Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2026 08:59 PM Mebbe not, looks like there's going to be some blue-on-blue action: https://tinyurl.com/5h5s5m4v Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1) Blue-on-Blue action is the Brokeback mountain of politics... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:06 PM (ynpvh) 132 Hunter Biden has been reported in Sud Afrika where the sport is "Kill Whitey!" Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) 133 Yordan Alvarez hits an HR that got out of the park in about half a second. Guy's a beast. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:07 PM (tgvbd) 134 >>Did you get to drive around in an Austin, by any chance? Porsche 914. Fun car for that place. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:08 PM (viF8m) 135 Wouldn’t they just walk down the middle of the street? Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 08:37 PM (hJH5n) Nein. There are rules. Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR) 136 Asian Velma is kinda hot Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (xcxpd) 137 106 Jeepers, we’ve STILL got a troll? Don’t they retreat to their burrows at night? Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ) They go under bridges to collect tolls. Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (hJH5n) 138 First time marmot is bathed with a brush is fun - and one of Ace's setup for comments - but, alas, few takers. 🤨 Posted by: When are the shift changes around here? at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (NFX2v) 139 Watching old Star Trek TNG episodes. Worf’s baby mama is hot. Noticing lots of hot ginger extras. Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (TYewF) 140 I’m reading a biography of Bill Mauldin, the. WWII cartoonist. For a brief time he got directly involved in politics and ran for the 28th NY district against an entrenched Republican (Bill lost). One of FDRs cousins was a staunch conservative, a Delano, and quipped “I’m not going to say all Democrats are horse thieves, but it sure seems like all horse thieves are Democrats”. Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (ysRdO) 141 139 106 Jeepers, we’ve STILL got a troll? Don’t they retreat to their burrows at night? Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ) They go under bridges to collect tolls. Posted by: Cow Demon at April 15, 2026 09:09 PM (hJH5n) And by tolls, they mean it the hard way, $20 at a time... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (ynpvh) 142 Yeah, motorcycle dude done totaled that bike. That thing fragmented. Its almost like he had no clue about the power the bike had. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (snZF9) 143 Asian Velma Dinkley.* (o_o) ..... (3_3) Posted by: old-school anime jokes at April 15, 2026 09:11 PM (VHUov) 144 Mark Andrews Edwards #104 Have you seen it yet? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD) 145 #133: Are tire necklaces still popular over there? Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:12 PM (TYewF) 146 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 09:12 PM (SRRAx) 147 First time marmot is bathed with a brush is fun - and one of Ace's setup for comments - but, alas, few takers. 🤨 Posted by: When are the shift changes around here? It's 8% less fun when the page title points out the jokes we're supposed to be making. That's enough, I guess. Posted by: mikeski bahs and humbugs at April 15, 2026 09:13 PM (VHUov) 148 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas ___________ awed whispers "Teresa.... Teresa... Teresa is here!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:14 PM (tgvbd) 149 Hunter B. didn’t pick SA at random out of a hat. Why did he choose to unass the U.S.A. there? Extradition treaty maybe? Gotta be an angle Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 09:14 PM (XQS41) 150 There was ancient driftwood found in some of the caves of the Grand Canyon, very high up, and that was something of a mystery. Some recent dating studies have tied that to the Meteor Crater impactor. That impact was about 20 MT (a little less than half a Tsar Bomba) and trigged about a 6.0 mag earthquake which triggered a landslide and temporarily dammed up the Colorado River, forming a big lake that extended down to Lee's Ferry. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:14 PM (w6EFb) 151 November 6th, guess who's back! https://youtu.be/GdM33lV_Wt0 Hello New York City! Posted by: Anna Puma Godzilla Minus Zero? I suppose he's old enough; he could run on ones-complement hardware. Posted by: mikeski counts every gate at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (VHUov) 152 Yeah I guess that's pretty big Pfffffft." I've got spots bigger than that... /Jupiter Posted by: man at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (XuXeR) 153 Watching old Star Trek TNG episodes. Worf’s baby mama is hot. Noticing lots of hot ginger extras. Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (TYewF) Ah yes, Suzie Plakson. Very tall, 6ft if I remember right. She played 4 different star trek characters. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (snZF9) 154 Shaka, when the walls fell. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (nDXEV) 155 Yeah, motorcycle dude done totaled that bike. That thing fragmented. Its almost like he had no clue about the power the bike had. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divisio Dude thought he was Rosse on his Ducatti. This is why the superbikes have wheelie control enabled by default, dumbass users disable it and pay the price. I have my own set at 50% and it still surprises me sometimes. Skeery ass brute ignorant horsepower. It'll pull the front wheel up at 70 if I'm not careful. It'll rotate the bike over the rear wheel at 30 without a second thought. Me and the bike together are barely 500 pounds, it has 150 brake horsepower at the fooking wheel. You damned right I keep the training wheels on. I ain't that good at those skills. Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (QVmho) 156 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas ___________ awed whispers "Teresa.... Teresa... Teresa is here!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The Bugs Bunny "Leopold" scene played in my head reading that. Hope it's what you were going for. Posted by: mikeski, mezzo-piano at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov) 157 155 Watching old Star Trek TNG episodes. Worf’s baby mama is hot. Noticing lots of hot ginger extras. Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 15, 2026 09:10 PM (TYewF) Ah yes, Suzie Plakson. Very tall, 6ft if I remember right. She played 4 different star trek characters. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:15 PM (snZF9) https://tinyurl.com/y5bw4jzh Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (ynpvh) 158 I had to lay my bike down when a lady took a left turning front of me. I went down the road like Superman flying with my chin up ( stupidly wasn't wearing a helmet ). Other than a bit of road rash I came out no worse for wear. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (V4IXI) 159 The Bugs Bunny "Leopold" scene played in my head reading that. Hope it's what you were going for. Posted by: mikeski, mezzo-piano at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov) ___________ What's sad is that everyone back then knew who "Leopold" was. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd) 160 146 Mark Andrews Edwards #104 Have you seen it yet? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD) Not yet but I will! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 15, 2026 09:20 PM (xcxpd) 161 Riding a scooter has always been dangerous, but it’s been practically suicidal for the last 25 years. Part and parcel of the Enshittification of Everything Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 09:21 PM (XQS41) 162 Actually, the fat, little nasty whistle pigs, rockchucks, will bite the fuck out you. Fair warning. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 09:22 PM (Fbc0I) 163 Dude thought he was Rosse on his Ducatti. This is why the superbikes have wheelie control enabled by default, dumbass users disable it and pay the price. I have my own set at 50% and it still surprises me sometimes. Skeery ass brute ignorant horsepower. It'll pull the front wheel up at 70 if I'm not careful. It'll rotate the bike over the rear wheel at 30 without a second thought. Me and the bike together are barely 500 pounds, it has 150 brake horsepower at the fooking wheel. You damned right I keep the training wheels on. I ain't that good at those skills. Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (QVmho) I rode harleys that were 125 horsepower and they were damn scary. They have brute torque, and they are 6-700 pounds. These rice rockets weigh way a lot less and got stupid horse power. The dude riding that bike must have thought he was on an e-bike. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:23 PM (snZF9) 164 If a mere human male wants to have fun with a she-Klingon, you'd better make sure the Holodeck safeties are at full setting. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb) 165 What's sad is that everyone back then knew who "Leopold" was. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd) Admittedly I can only name two famous conductors. Stokowski and Bernstein Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI) 166 166 If a mere human male wants to have fun with a she-Klingon, you'd better make sure the Holodeck safeties are at full setting. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb) Yeah, apparently broken bones are du jour. Sounds like the old "Amor Indio" in the border newspapers... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:25 PM (ynpvh) 167 I couldn't tell you who the current top conductor would be. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:27 PM (V4IXI) 168 What's sad is that everyone back then knew who "Leopold" was. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Admittedly I can only name two famous conductors. Stokowski and Bernstein Posted by: Harry Vandenburg Now everyone can tell you who John Lennon and Kurt Cobain are. That's something. Posted by: but I don't know what at April 15, 2026 09:28 PM (VHUov) 169 Bernstein was “Leonard,” not “Leopold.” Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ) 170 Bernstein was “Leonard,” not “Leopold.” Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ) Who said otherwise? Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:29 PM (V4IXI) 171 Well, I'll be, Suzie Plakson played Q's "wife" in Voyager, the one where the Q were fighting and were nearly destroying the Galaxy. I remember that episode, but didn't realize it was the same actress who played Worf's lover. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:29 PM (w6EFb) 172 Bernstein was “Leonard,” not “Leopold.” Posted by: Bulg That's the problem, not enough conductors named "Leo" anymore. Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 09:30 PM (VHUov) 173 Well, I'll be, Suzie Plakson played Q's "wife" in Voyager, the one where the Q were fighting and were nearly destroying the Galaxy. I remember that episode, but didn't realize it was the same actress who played Worf's lover. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:29 PM (w6EFb) Yup, that be her. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2026 09:30 PM (snZF9) 174 172 That’s how I interpreted 167. Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ) 175 Apparently Tulsi Gabbard has sent criminal referrals for former Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson and Eric Ciaramella. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 09:31 PM (/lPRQ) 176 172 That’s how I interpreted 167. Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ) You need to adjust your interpretation dial. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 15, 2026 09:32 PM (V4IXI) 177 >>Apparently Tulsi Gabbard has sent criminal referrals for former Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson and Eric Ciaramella. Be interesting to see where the cases are sent. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m) 178 Asian Velma Dinkley. Variation on a theme. youtube.com/shorts/7iuom5o8EgU Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e) 179 Of course Klingon sex is painful. They have teeth down there. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:37 PM (nDXEV) 180 She also played an Andorian in Enterprise, and a Vulcan as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 15, 2026 09:39 PM (w6EFb) 181 Asian Velma Dinkley. Variation on a theme. youtube.com/shorts/7iuom5o8EgU Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e) So, they all look alike to them, too? Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2026 09:41 PM (rUN8k) 182 Man, if we had one of those bike tunnels in NYC, you could be raped and murdered by migrants without being out in the weather. Posted by: The Finer Things in Life at April 15, 2026 09:42 PM (iQuWX) 183 Not a single dem legislator had any idea. None. It's like they don't even work there... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 08:57 PM (ynpvh) Really remarkable how many of these folks don't notice the pervert among them when they see on every day in the mirror for comparison's sake. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 09:43 PM (DwqWV) 184 "I suppose we... all believe what we want to believe. Perhaps that's what reality is." -- Victor Bergman, PhD Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2026 09:43 PM (nDXEV) 185 I'm watching a Nova episode on the return to the moon. "In God We Trust, everybody else bring data" -- Marshall Space Flight Center motto Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 15, 2026 09:45 PM (kpS4V) 186 Be interesting to see where the cases are sent. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m) ===== I have thoughts. Posted by: Judge Boozeberg at April 15, 2026 09:45 PM (RIvkX) 187 Not a single dem legislator had any idea. None. It's like they don't even work there... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Really remarkable how many of these folks don't notice the pervert among them when they see on every day in the mirror for comparison's sake. Posted by: tcn in AK You might say they can't see the whorehouse for the trees. Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 09:46 PM (VHUov) 188 I had to lay my bike down when a lady took a left turning front of me. I went down the road like Superman flying with my chin up ( stupidly wasn't wearing a helmet ). Other than a bit of road rash I came out no worse for wear. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg That sucks. Glad you're ok. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2026 09:47 PM (R5BEI) 189 156 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas ___________ awed whispers "Teresa.... Teresa... Teresa is here!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The Bugs Bunny "Leopold" scene played in my head reading that. Hope it's what you were going for. Posted by: mikeski, mezzo-piano at April 15, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov) 😂😂😂 I had no idea that was going to happen - thanks for the laugh! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 15, 2026 09:47 PM (SRRAx) 190 >>I have thoughts. Hoping for a bit more south. Florida would be nice. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m) 191 187 Not a single dem legislator had any idea. None. It's like they don't even work there... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Really remarkable how many of these folks don't notice the pervert among them when they see on every day in the mirror for comparison's sake. Posted by: tcn in AK You might say they can't see the whorehouse for the trees. Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 09:46 PM (VHUov) More like not seeing the outhouse for all the turds... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:49 PM (ynpvh) 192 I see that Hunter Biden is calling out the Trump brothers for a cage match. Let's get ready to rumble! This could be the perfect rite of passage for Barron. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 15, 2026 09:52 PM (Fbc0I) 193 Leopoldo was the King of Belgium. That business about cutting off the left hands of the natives in the Belgian Congo when they didn't meet their quotas kind of ruined his public image. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2026 09:52 PM (+HNx/) 194 Sidebar: Close encounters of the Third Kind... San Fran is Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, just like Johnny Depp's relationship to Amber Heard... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 09:52 PM (ynpvh) 195 >>I have thoughts. Hoping for a bit more south. Florida would be nice. Posted by: JackStraw They'll have to show conspiracy ongoing up to through the election. Maybe they were. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 09:54 PM (/lPRQ) 196 @178 >>Variation on a theme. So even Asians have trouble telling Asians apart? Huh, good to know. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2026 09:54 PM (XV/Pl) 197 Nice marmot! Posted by: Frank Drebin at April 15, 2026 09:55 PM (Q+gd/) 198 >>They'll have to show conspiracy ongoing up to through the election. Maybe they were. The grand jury in Florida that has been hearing evidence of a conspiracy to deprive Trump of his rights is predicated on the idea the conspiracy continued at least through the 2024 election if Mike Davis is to be believed. That's why it's in Florida, the Mar A Lago raid. Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m) 199 Zurich's new bike tunnel and Zero Vision - Opened in May 2025, Zurich's 440-meter Stadttunnel repurposes an abandoned 1980s car tunnel into a dedicated, 6-meter-wide, two-way bicycle route beneath the main station (HB). Costing 28 million Franks, this project links districts 4 and 5, offering a safe, efficient route with a 20 km/h speed limit, supporting the city's Vision Zero safety goals. Vision Zero network organization: Vision Zero is a strategy to eliminate all traffic fatalities and severe injuries, while increasing safe, healthy, equitable mobility for all. First implemented in Sweden in the 1990s, Vision Zero has proved successful across Europe — and now it’s gaining momentum in major American cities. Think 'Mayor Pete' and the Safe Streets and Roads for All (SS4A). Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 09:59 PM (NFX2v) 200 predicated on the idea the conspiracy continued at least through the 2024 election Maybe Dewey really did defeat Truman! Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (GE2M1) 201 199 Zurich's new bike tunnel and Zero Vision - Opened in May 2025, Zurich's 440-meter Stadttunnel repurposes an abandoned 1980s car tunnel into a dedicated, 6-meter-wide, two-way bicycle route beneath the main station (HB). Costing 28 million Franks, this project links districts 4 and 5, offering a safe, efficient route with a 20 km/h speed limit, supporting the city's Vision Zero safety goals. Vision Zero network organization: Vision Zero is a strategy to eliminate all traffic fatalities and severe injuries, while increasing safe, healthy, equitable mobility for all. First implemented in Sweden in the 1990s, Vision Zero has proved successful across Europe — and now it’s gaining momentum in major American cities. Think 'Mayor Pete' and the Safe Streets and Roads for All (SS4A). Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 15, 2026 09:59 PM (NFX2v) Dems are all for safe streets...safe for the gangbangers and other criminals... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM (ynpvh) 202 The grand jury in Florida that has been hearing evidence of a conspiracy to deprive Trump of his rights is predicated on the idea the conspiracy continued at least through the 2024 election if Mike Davis is to be believed. That's why it's in Florida, the Mar A Lago raid. Posted by: JackStraw Great. About time somebody went for the obvious "conspiracy to deprive civil rights under color of law". It's what the whole cabal had been doing since Team Obama decided to go with the Russia thing. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:02 PM (/lPRQ) 203 ... and to rummage through Melania's underwear drawers Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ) 204 203 ... and to rummage through Melania's underwear drawers Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ) The FBI has a long history of using womens' clothing... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 10:07 PM (ynpvh) 205 Maybe Dewey really did defeat Truman! Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2026 10:01 PM (GE2M1) That is an actual concern, up there with if Nixon didn't really beat JFK too. Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 10:10 PM (rbvCR) 206 FIB theme song... https://youtu.be/JzHpo7lHAmI Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2026 10:13 PM (ynpvh) 207 Methinks yon Jim been hangin' roun de bend. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2026 11:38 PM (Puq9y) 208 I'm on the wrong page. Sorry. 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