Internal DOJ Review: Biden DOJ Weaponized the FACE Act to Prosecute Pro-Lifers and Give Them Unusually Long Prison Sentences

The most corrupt, fascist administration in American history.

They should all be in prison, or dangling from a rope.

The Department of Justice under former President Joe Biden "withheld evidence" and approved "aggressive arrest tactics" when targeting pro-life defendants -- and then slapped them with longer prison sentences than pro-abortion ones, according to an explosive internal review released Tuesday.
The DOJ revealed the stunning abuses in a nearly 900-page report after examining more than 700,000 records related to the Biden administration's prosecutions under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances (FACE) Act.
The 1994 law was passed to protect access to houses of worship, religious institutions, abortion clinics and pregnancy resource centers.
But the Biden DOJ was found to have engaged multiple times in "biased enforcement" of it -- while also collaborating with and even seeking to fund pro-abortion groups, according to the DOJ Office of Legal Policy report.
Former Attorney General Merrick Garland set up a national task force to pursue cases against pro-lifers the month after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in June 2022.
Emails show the task force, led by civil division trial attorney Sanjay Patel, worked closely with Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Feminist Majority Foundation and the National Abortion Federation (NAF) Security Team to initiate investigations and "monitor" pro-life activists -- sometimes for years -- before requesting arrest warrants and filing charges.
In a Nov. 17, 2021, email, before the task force was launched, Patel had already praised NAF's security director, Michelle Davidson, to colleagues as an "MVP" at "bringing incidents to my attention, often in real-time, which usually result in an investigation/prosecution."
The task force director was not nearly as chummy with defense counsel for one of the first pro-lifers indicted for illegally blocking access to an abortion clinic after the Dobbs decision, writing in a Feb. 22, 2023, email that he didn't "keep the kind of records" the lawyer requested about the total number of "prosecutions for vandalisms of pregnancy centers."
That was false, the Trump DOJ review found, since he had already forwarded "substantially identical information" to NAF.

Biden's DOJ also sought to exclude Christians from the juries in these cases, asking questions which would reveal their religious affiliation without actually asking about it (which presumably would result in a mistrial).

Another case, US v. Zastrow, saw Biden DOJ prosecutors seeking "an indirect way to get some more info about religion without directly asking it," leading to a handful of Christian jurors being flagged "for peremptory and for-cause strikes from the jury pool because of their faith," according to draft voir dire documents and the subsequent review.
Other draft documents from the Biden-era prosecutors referred to Christian pro-lifers as "culty" -- before swapping out a less offensive term so as to appeal to the Catholic magistrate judge who they griped had taken up the case.
"Unfortunately, we ended up with a very Catholic magistrate on duty this week and he was very particular about the bond conditions and not infringing on their first amendment rights," Assistant US Attorney Frances Lee Carlson wrote in a March 10, 2023, email.

Remember when pro-abortion demonstrates harassed the son of a pro-life demonstrator?

Patel also prodded his team following a Planned Parenthood referral to pursue what looked "like a good felony FACE matter" involving pro-life activist Mark Houck, per an Oct. 18, 2021, email on the day that he shoved an employee for the abortion advocacy group who harassed his son.
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Houck, a Catholic father of seven, was arrested in September 2022 by 16 armed FBI agents -- some of whom were carrying long guns -- at his home in rural Pennsylvania and charged with two FACE Act-related counts.
The US Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania had declined to pursue a summons in order to allow him to self-surrender, but the public backlash caused Patel to place blame on the FBI.

Sharp as a tack, not racist at all:

“I always want to turn around to one guy and say, ‘Barack, what are you doing?’”

Biden pulls Syracuse University Board of Trustees Chairman Jeffrey Scruggs into the spotlight mid-speech, saying he looks like former President Obama during the unveiling of the 46th president's… pic.twitter.com/ksf5fc0nP7
— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 14, 2026

Biden: "Theyaigotmarrediscanus after my first year in law school" pic.twitter.com/osKQtOnqZt
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 14, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 frst

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 02:20 PM (CWTWj)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Well played.

Some would say BOLD even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

4 The most corrupt, fascist administration in American history.

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Ace, the only fascist thing that matters is the hatred of Jews. Don't you know that?

Using the power of the state to squelch and punish the speech one doesn't like isn't fascist anymore, just like public-private partnerships to drive policy without actually passing legislation through republican means.

Also, Biden's administration hated Jews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:21 PM (1Q6Kv)

5 That was a quick nood.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:22 PM (E14OU)

6 Remember Mitch the Bitch voted for FACE

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

7 The most corrupt, fascist administration in American history.

They should all be in prison, or dangling from a rope.

I'm old enough to remember when Owebama said he was jealous of Xi Jinping because he could control his media.

They are authoritarian and are proving it every f*cking day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

8 i saw the vid of biden and the black gentleman. i'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he thought he was being funny. senility can do that, i guess

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 02:22 PM (CWTWj)

9 Don't pay attention to any of this. The important thing is to impeach the blasphemer Trump and stone him.

Posted by: your bishop at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (gKWVE)

10 So many people need to be lined upped against a wall and shot.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (1o8D5)

11 Did he do it or did autopen Jill? Or other abortion lovers?

For a senile doofus with Corn Pop on his shriveled brain, he sure did a lot of damage to the USA. It seems almost more damage than Obungo at times.

It is Wednesday, which I have declared as White Wine Wednesdays through summer when I cook.

I rarely drink for some reason in the winter, but now seems to be a good time to start.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)

12 His brain can't rot fast enough.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (YwEeS)

13 2021-2025 was a the Communist Coup d'Etat era. Not legigimate US government. Stole the election, then a cabal of unelected revolutionaries ran the country. Everything they did was illegitimate, all need to be imprisoned for treason.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (Av6i5)

14 Former Attorney General Merrick Garland set up a national task force to pursue cases against pro-lifers the month after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in June 2022.

THAT dude should be drug behind a top fuel dragster.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

15 i saw the vid of biden and the black gentleman. i'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he thought he was being funny. senility can do that, i guess

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 15, 2026 02:22 PM (CWTWj)
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Watch prior videos of Biden and blacks. There's a pattern here.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 02:24 PM (1o8D5)

16 Damn that Bondi. She didn't do anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 02:24 PM (viF8m)

17 How many indictments so far?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:24 PM (E14OU)

18 The fact there were 700,000+ cases is unreal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 02:25 PM (AkEZC)

19
All to maintain the baby part graft industry.

By their fruits you will know them.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 02:26 PM (rD7Q1)

20 I saw Theyaigotmarrediscanus open for Homo Erectus at Bombasticon '89.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2026 02:26 PM (Av6i5)

21 Biden: "Theyaigotmarrediscanus after my first year in law school" pic.twitter.com/osKQtOnqZt

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 14, 2026

BEST BIDEN EVER!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at April 15, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

22
They are still fighting Trump's extremely powerful branding of the Obamas from a few months ago.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 02:27 PM (rD7Q1)

23 Internal DOJ Review: Biden DOJ Weaponized the FACE Act to Prosecute Pro-Lifers and Give Them Unusually Long Prison Sentences
—Disinformation Expert Ace

The most corrupt, fascist administration in American history.

They should all be in prison, or dangling from a rope.

Rope. Only way those on that side will learn.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 02:27 PM (xHq83)

24 14
THAT dude should be drug behind a top fuel dragster.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Imagine the damage he could be doing if he was successfully nominated to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

25 That was a quick nood.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:22 PM (E14OU)

I have been accused of not nooding, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2026 02:28 PM (xU6sC)

27 So part of the Leadership Failure I've been experiencing my whole life is the US Bishops as a group running cover for Dem pols the whole time.

Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 02:29 PM (DgMqy)

28
2021-2025 were a warm up. What Spanburger is doing in Virginia gone national will be the next step.

Before 2029, judges, media and money willing.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 02:29 PM (Y8DZL)

29 23
Rope. Only way those on that side will learn.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 02:27 PM (xHq83)

With the corpses left hanging from the lampposts to rot till they drop.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

30 OT, but vitally important and reflective of my ability as a father:

Last night, my nine-year-old girl child was telling me about the mom of one of her friends. I didn't know who she meant and referenced the wrong woman.

"Oh, no, daddy. Not her. I'm talking about the mom with danger hair."

I. Was. So. Proud.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 15, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

31 Damn that Bondi. She didn't do anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2026 02:24 PM (viF8m)

Did I miss all the Grand Juries, indictments and trials?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I saw an amusing hot take on a lefty forum.

"Americans pay more in taxes this year, Trump gouging the middle class"

Now Trump made some minor changes to the tax code - I recall the tips thing and did he get his SS change? But since he flattened inflation if people are paying more in taxes that means they also made more money right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

33 Lamposts are rare around here. Just the big power company kind.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:30 PM (E14OU)

34 Prisencolinensinainciusol >>> Theyaigotmarrediscanus

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 15, 2026 02:30 PM (cS3Fw)

35 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 15, 2026 02:29 PM

Raising that one right, you are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 02:31 PM (bFu5X)

36 BEST BIDEN EVER!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at April 15, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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Low bar.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2026 02:31 PM (1o8D5)

37 >>"Americans pay more in taxes this year, Trump gouging the middle class"

If only the numbers agreed...

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2026 02:32 PM (3JuEJ)

38 I sure am glad our GOP friends in Congress are doing everything they can to thwart the leftist agenda.

Yessireebob!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2026 02:32 PM (wtvvX)

39 Biden 2028.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:32 PM (E14OU)

40 The best Biden ever is when he saw a preteen girl with nice looking hair and crashed his bicycle riding over to talk with her.

If he was 12 instead of 80 it would have been cute.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

41 I don't know why the Dems keep dragging Biden up there. He probably still thinks he's a Senator.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 02:32 PM (gKWVE)

42 4 The most corrupt, fascist administration in American history.
...
Using the power of the state to squelch and punish the speech one doesn't like isn't fascist anymore,

y'all ain't seen nuthin' yet, as the SusanRice Led retribution/HelterSkelter tour ramps up. Don't you guys see the pendulum swing?

Painting Trump as the Antichrist, and Elon as the false profit?
Actively undermining (in fact, de-basing) America250 to protect Brennan and ensure forever forWARd for the next generation?

Trump's will to live *IS* strong.
Beginning to believe her will to sacrifice 1000 to secure our way of life isn't and is beyond even her consideration.

He is more than a shock absorber for their agenda, it's time to change the game, and indict them all like a line of ants collected with a single piece of tape... Real Stable Genius would do precisely this. Find out soon!

Really is winner take all now, and the prospect of Susan Rice leading the Brennan Undead's helter skelter chorus guarantees a really bad outcome -- worse than Atlas Shrugg'd

LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-SaveDaWorldTakeTheGun
https://www.tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhenLIBsDisarm

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 15, 2026 02:33 PM (K9ch3)

43 Hey! My son Beau used to dance before he died rescuing that WOP. No kidding. We used to call him "Mr Beau Jangles".

Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 15, 2026 02:33 PM (vFG9F)

44 Please note that the Chicago Leftist Pope and his fellow-traveler American bishops are willing to denounce Trump constantly, but never have anything to say about "Catholic" politicians who vote in favor of unlimited abortions.

Fun fact - three-quarters of Catholic Charities' funding comes from the government. No wonder that they are pissed that the illegal alien importation gravy train has been cut off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 02:33 PM (n1OCj)

45 We can't hang Biden but what about Garland?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 02:34 PM (FmapG)

46 I like the rope option.

Posted by: Weasel at April 15, 2026 02:34 PM (Y4VCL)

47 If Im going to be in a cult, let it be the cult of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2026 02:34 PM (lCppi)

48 Prisencolinensinainciusol - that song is wild

Also two very different video versions I saw.

One where he has a bunch of female dancers around him and they all dance around like in a pretty standard music video

And another where he is pretending he is a teacher and there are a bunch of dancers pretending they are his students.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

49 Judy Garland died, I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:34 PM (E14OU)

50 I think we really are at, or very near the point where some of these MF's need to hang. Publicly. Until dead. It's going to take something like that to rattle the opposition and the ones nominally on our side to quit sitting on their collective hands.

There were certain individuals I wanted to see hanged. I'm now agreeable to most anyone from the previous administration. Even the goddamn janitor at the White House. *

* OK... not him. Maybe the parking valet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2026 02:35 PM (AkEZC)

51 Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:35 PM (YwEeS)

52 Do not use Theyaigotmarrediscanus if you are allergic to Theyaigotmarrediscanus.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 02:35 PM (9bpGq)

53 I think we really are at, or very near the point where some of these MF's need to hang.

The CIA agent that tried to assassinate Trump is still living and breathing and hasn't even been water boarded.

Sorry, but Trump isn't doing anything at that level...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

54 We're gonna need more rope.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (oqH4h)

55 Why do they insist upon rolling out Weekend at Biden's at this point?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

56 "Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?
Posted by: steevy "

*eats Buick's lunch"

Posted by: Hyundai at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (vFG9F)

57 Is there any way of getting a USAG that will prosecute these assholes? I'm thinking the AG taking Bondi's place doesn't have the balls to even raise his voice over any of this. He'll probably never even mention it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (g8Ew8)

58 Yes, the Biden administration was everything the left claims the Trump administration is.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (YwEeS)

59 Please note that the Chicago Leftist Pope and his fellow-traveler American bishops are willing to denounce Trump constantly, but never have anything to say about "Catholic" politicians who vote in favor of unlimited abortions.

The head of the Knights of Columbus has denounced criticism of the Pope, saying that the Pope "was not a politician".

Well, if the Pope doesn't want to be a politician, maybe he should stop making political statements, and stop having political strategy sessions with David Axelrod.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (n1OCj)

60 56 "Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?
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I guess Buicks roll over a lot.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 02:37 PM (FmapG)

61 "Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?
Posted by: steevy "

Buicks have been predominantly driven by old people over the years.

Old people are at all the 'no kings' rallies.

Therefore, unprecidented times. Olds have to protest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I guess Buicks roll over a lot.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 02:37 PM (FmapG)

But Tiger was driving a Range Rover......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

63 The Papacy has been political since Constantine.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

64 61 You are correct. The geezers are very concern.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:39 PM (YwEeS)

65 This Pope continually proves he's never read The Bible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Tiger drives like an Asian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:39 PM (E14OU)

67 Will anything happen?

Posted by: Because as I understand it, Nothing Will at April 15, 2026 02:40 PM (KNo99)

68 Tiger drives like an Asian.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:39 PM (E14OU)

Well, he IS of the elusive cablanasian clan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

69 >>Buicks have been predominantly driven by old people over the years.

I learned to drive in my dad's Buick Electra 225. Took the driver's test in it. Parallel parking that boat was a real challenge, but I rose up to meet that challenge. Heh...

Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 02:40 PM (Y1sOo)

70 If Axelrod wants to talk to the pope, or to any Catholic prelate, the confessional booth is open. He might have to book it for some time though.
I don't recommend any ordained minister take advice from this man in the other direction however.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 02:40 PM (gKWVE)

71 If you can parallel park a boat you can parallel park anything.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:41 PM (YwEeS)

72 I prefer Oldsmobiles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:41 PM (E14OU)

73 >>> Is there any way of getting a USAG that will prosecute these assholes? I'm thinking the AG taking Bondi's place doesn't have the balls to even raise his voice over any of this. He'll probably never even mention it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 15, 2026 02:36 PM (g8Ew

=====

Although it would be nice, but where would we find a jury to convict in D.C.?

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 15, 2026 02:41 PM (CyFyf)

74 I am shocked, shocked to hear of this

well, not that shocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:41 PM (uEYKS)

75 I learned to drive in my dad's Buick Electra 225. Took the driver's test in it. Parallel parking that boat was a real challenge, but I rose up to meet that challenge. Heh...
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The Delta 88 for the win.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (FmapG)

76 45 We can't hang Biden but what about Garland?

No, that would be redundant, and a waste of rope.
https://www.tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-SufferingOfSuccess

But we can extradite the b'wannabe DAMIEN ThORNE son HUNTER and precisely show where and why IceKingJOE simply wansn't Gregory Peck enough when the world needed it.

HUNTER BIDEN Flees US -- One NepoLIB's fail.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-nepoLIBsAWAY

America250: Now or Never
Drain the Swamp or experience forWARd forEVER (f)orELSE w/Susan Rice's Helter Skelter Retribution Tour -- coming to a Theater near YOU!

LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhoRtheTargets
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ctHARRIS19takedown
Not One Battle after Another; One LIB after Another after Brennan rat's out the rest to save his worthless hide for discgracing his office and betraying us all on Epstein.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (K9ch3)

77 It's very obvious the left's plan is to move the Catholic vote against Republicans for the midterms. I think they are pulling this too early.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (YwEeS)

78 I prefer Oldsmobiles.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:41 PM (E14OU)

"Heh. Take THAT, whitey!"

- - - - - - Barack Owebama - Killer of Car Brands

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

79 >>>They should all be in prison, or dangling from a rope.

Don't say that on twitter, or you will be permanently, temporarily suspended.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

80 "...my dad's Buick Electra 225."

*polite cough*

Deuce and a quarter.

Posted by: Get the name right at April 15, 2026 02:43 PM (KNo99)

81 65 This Pope continually proves he's never read The Bible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

The pope praying at the mosque should tell you what we have sitting in Peter's chair.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

82 Virginia Commieburger essentially just signed an almost complete firearm ban on Virginia that covers every type of gun. The first bill bans most rifles and any weapon that can hold more than ten rounds. They say it’s not confiscation because there is a grandfather clause. What they don’t tell you is there is a separate follow on bill to confiscate the weapons after the bill goes into effect.

She tried to secretly push the bill past the midterms by sending it back to the legislature with “modifications”. Those “modifications” btw make it an even worse subversion of the Second Amendment.

This is Democrats Amerika.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 15, 2026 02:43 PM (UMWMT)

83 The left know they suck but they don't care.

Posted by: Case at April 15, 2026 02:43 PM (pvf3X)

84 Where I always believed GM had WAY too many brands, I have it on good authority that Owebama canceled the Pontiac brand because he hated the acronym.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Honestly of all the junkers my family had when I was a kid the nicest was Delta 88. Power windows, power door locks.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (YwEeS)

86 They should all be in prison, or dangling from a rope.

Don't say that on twitter, or you will be permanently, temporarily suspended.

I was watching some lefty reels/groups on Farcebook.

About every fourth one called for killing someone the left is mad about, so I reported those.

Each one came back as "does not violate our terms"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

87 The purpose of terror is control.

If you terrify someone, if you can take something irreplaceable, or keep people from making a living if they do whatever you don't want them to do, then you can control them.
Except those that will not comply, those of course have to be ruined publicly, jailed or killed. Bravery cannot be allowed to survive, and cannot be allowed to be an example for the rest.

Some people you can just send the mob after to shout down to get them to comply and toe the line correctly. Others must have an example of what happens if they don't bow.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)

88 "the US Bishops as a group running cover for Dem pols the whole time"

Many people who pay attention-as you do -and are not progressives, can't stand much of their hierarchy and their political pronouncements -and those who haven't left the church go for the nourishment of the sermon or the sacraments or the beauty of the church and they appreciate fellow believers who care about each other . They may even read great theological writers and they spend a good deal of time praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (OYsYV)

89 It's very obvious the left's plan is to move the Catholic vote against Republicans for the midterms. I think they are pulling this too early.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (YwEeS)

I don't think the Catholics will fall for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

90
PONTIAC:
Poor
Old
Ninny
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Posted by: Get the name right at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (KNo99)

91 It's very obvious the left's plan is to move the Catholic vote against Republicans for the midterms. I think they are pulling this too early.

They're worried that the war in Iran will be over soon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (n1OCj)

92 I’m reminded that a single Democrat has not paid for their crimes and subversions. Not a single one.

But how about those hearings?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 15, 2026 02:45 PM (UMWMT)

93 A lot of the time I can work out what the left is thinking, what they believe that they are accomplishing with a policy. I can work out their rationale and how they consider it good, even if it is objectively not. Take tax increases: they view it as a proper way to fund programs for the most needy etc.

But this? Penalizing pro-life people as hard as possible using the full weight of the federal government? Its just evil.

What's that? You want to save helpless, innocent babies? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!

*satan laughing spreads his wings*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:45 PM (uEYKS)

94 85 Honestly of all the junkers my family had when I was a kid the nicest was Delta 88. Power windows, power door locks.
-----------------
Don't forget the couch as a front seat. Totes romantic.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 02:45 PM (FmapG)

95
The pope praying at the mosque should tell you what we have sitting in Peter's chair.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

Could it be........SATAN?!!?!

Posted by: Church Lady at April 15, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

96 The Delta 88. Very heavy. On the interatate you mash the gas and a few seconds later it takes off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:45 PM (E14OU)

97 PONTIAC:
Poor
Old
Ninny
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
Posted by: Get the name right at April 15, 2026 02:44 PM (KNo99)

Wrong 'n' word, but yeah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

98 DOJ under Biden used it correctly while Trumps PERSONAL DOJ recently used it to prosecute protestors against a real estate group eyeing the West Bank. Shameless corruption every single day.

The accusation of "selective enforcement" means there must have been pro-choice activists blocking clinic access who weren't charged with crimes.

The reports include several emails and examples from 2020 and 2021 before the inaguration. If Biden gets blame do does Trump.

Lmao.. it’s not weaponization when there is evidence. The amount of convictions proves this. The amount of judge “sealed” evidence proves this. Unlike the current admins use of DOJ, lots of accusations and arrested but very little convictions or evidence ever found.

Former DOJ employees and advocacy groups like Democracy Forward disputed the findings, calling them a "fictionalized, false narrative" based on cherry-picked records. They argue that firing career staff for enforcing a constitutionally upheld law—the FACE Act was passed with bipartisan support in 1994—politicizes the department and punishes civil servants for doing their jobs.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (JCZqz)

99 Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:35 PM

Buick is still a thing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

100 93 It's only a coincidence that the Left's preferred policies are all basically Satan's platform....

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (YwEeS)

101 It's very obvious the left's plan is to move the Catholic vote against Republicans for the midterms. I think they are pulling this too early.

Yeah they are trying to split Roman Catholics away from MAGA, because a fair majority of them supported Trump's election.

but yes its too early for it to work. the left can get about a week of dominance and sway people, then the truth pours out all over the story and sinks it. They used to be able to sustain stuff like this longer, back when Twixxer was under their control but no longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (uEYKS)

102

They really go out of their way to make sure no one has any babies except Muslims.

Wild to see it in action.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (xLOBW)

103 All them there colored fellas look a like to me!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Racist at April 15, 2026 02:47 PM (79nfv)

104 Virginia Commieburger essentially just signed an almost complete firearm ban on Virginia that covers every type of gun.

She also removed the Daughters' of the Confederacy nonprofit tax exemption.

Establishing the precedent that you can tax nonprofits if you don't like their views will be useful in the future.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 02:47 PM (n1OCj)

105 81 JPII once kissed a Koran. This Muzzie-loving shit has been going on for a long time. Only Benedict seemed to buck the trend.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)

106
Buick is still a thing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

Bud saw a Buick yesterday with a sticker on the back window that said "Are we great yet? Because I'm embarrassed."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

107 99 Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:35 PM

Buick is still a thing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

If you like a vehicle with an engine smaller than a Honda motorcycle, sure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

108 OH....And GOOD NEWS everyone!

They're bringing the Camaro back, again.

THIS time, it will have 4 doors and roll on a Buick Chassis.

CAN'T MISS!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

109 If you like a vehicle with an engine smaller than a Honda motorcycle, sure.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (FmapG)

110 99 Just saw a Buick ad that said they are helping us get through these "unprecedented times ". What?
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:35 PM

Buick is still a thing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

Don't let Wolfus hear you say that. And... fourseasons? Either her or BarelyScaryMary had a Buick and really liked them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (bss/y)

111 Satan is a Democrat.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

112 lol

Posted by: Mustang II at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)

113 83 The left know they suck but they don't care.

Moral Vandalism: sine qua non of the LIBs.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic

Their Ceaseless quest for the unearned is forever Ceaseless because the Value Illicitly earned retains no Value
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun

LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie

Bottom line: They need to you to not-only fear Evil because it is Evil, and fail to uphold Good for Being Good, and fail to do more than Absolutely Nothing, but actively Sponsor and Defend your Adversaries.

When you don't the Adversaries devour them first -- best seats in the house!

forWAR'd!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (K9ch3)

114 108 OH....And GOOD NEWS everyone!

They're bringing the Camaro back, again.

THIS time, it will have 4 doors and roll on a Buick Chassis.

CAN'T MISS!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

So, they are doing the exact same thing they did with the 'Mustang' that failed miserably.

These marketing guys all suck balls and share a brain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (bss/y)

115 Buick made one of the coolest sleeper cars ever in the Grand National/GNX.

Other than that they were luxo-barges for codgers.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (oqH4h)

116 >Buick is still a thing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM

+++
Wolfus would like a word.

Posted by: Anyone who reads the early morning Tech Thread at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (KNo99)

117
If you like a vehicle with an engine smaller than a Honda motorcycle, sure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

Faster with Cotten and Newbern did that. They put a Honda motorcycle engine in an old Honda Civic. At least I think it was a Civic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

118 I learned to drive in my Mom's Pontiac LeMans. Had a hood the size of an escort carrier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (9bpGq)

119
I have an extended group of Catholic friends and in-laws and they roll their eyes or shake their heads when the last two Popes are mentioned.

Even my Irish communist SIL.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Y8DZL)

120
So, they are doing the exact same thing they did with the 'Mustang' that failed miserably.

These marketing guys all suck balls and share a brain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (bss/y)

The Mach-E isn't a Mustang and the f*ck that came up with that should be launched into space without a suit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

121 JPII once kissed a Koran.

He was the first modern left leaning pope, he just happened to oppose communism and the overthrow of the Soviet Union happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (uEYKS)

122 It keeps getting better.

After this morning's news that "influencer" (which, as near as I can figure out, means "human skidmark") "Johnny Somali" will do some hard time (not nearly enough, but some) in South Korea, we see that pro-Hamas "influencer" "Sneako" just got knocked the fuck out in New York City.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (IG3/x)

123 Okay, took some edibles as an experiment and am watching 'Weiner' from 2016.

Damn, that's the best documentary ever!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

124 63 The Papacy has been political since Constantine.
Posted by: Bulg

This is true.
It wasn't the "Papacy" in those days; Rome had a Patriarch, like Antioch. They were all subject to an Empire which was beginning to abandon Italy and points west. Which left the Latin-speaking bishops adrift in crumbling provinces about to revert to the Iron Age.
The difference between then and now is that then, the Latin bishops mostly cared about the people. Even the Roman bishop cared.
At no point was any western bishop applauding the invasions of Vandals or Berbers much less funding them.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (gKWVE)

125 Honestly of all the junkers my family [ . . . ]

Paul? Paul von Hindenburg, is that you?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2026 02:50 PM (rbvCR)

126 >> It's very obvious the left's plan is to move the Catholic vote against Republicans for the midterms

It is. And against each other. The faithful already have this figured out and are not falling for it.

And if the Catholic Church is involved in this effort, and keeps going in this direction it will be one of the biggest own goals in history. People see the hypocrisy, blatant politics, financial interest, and inconsistencies in application of the gospels for one side of the political equation. They’re not blind or stupid.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (juTCI)

127 "but yes its too early for it to work"

and the law of diminishing returns

we're over-saturated already with the noise

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (DgMqy)

128 112 lol
Posted by: Mustang II at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)

I learned to drive on one. 4 cyl. Manual Transmission, steering and brakes. Took about an hour to heat up and the heater never ever got warm.

Really built the arms. But... it did have good steering feel.

I miss that about manual steering. You just felt more precise with the manual. Odd. The miata power was pretty good too though, so it is all about the tuning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (bss/y)

129 The right really should get better organized around jury nullification, venue shopping, etc. This could be a great tool for destabilizing the "justice" system.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (2ap+5)

130 Satan is a Democrat.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

He sure votes that way every election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

131 @financialjuice
·
1h
Iran announces the suspension of all petrochemical exports until further notice - Asharq News.

=======

"You're not blockading us. We're blockading you!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

132 lol
Posted by: Mustang II at April 15, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)

The Mustang II was the Fox Body.

I still have my Fox Body Mustang. I love that car. It will ride again, someday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Can they move the Federal Courts to Oklahoma?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (E14OU)

134 Of course, "Biden" is always pronounced as "the third Obama".

Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (sl73Y)

135 This Muzzie-loving shit has been going on for a long time. Only Benedict seemed to buck the trend.
Posted by: Bulg

Sounds like he really advocated for and defended his faith. How'd things work out for that guy?

Posted by: Confused Moron at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

136 They put a Honda motorcycle engine in an old Honda Civic. At least I think it was a Civic.

Given the masterpiece that the Honda CVCC engine was, that's a strange choice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (uEYKS)

137 "You're not blockading us. We're blockading you!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

They read Mannix' Spite article.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

138 137 "You're not blockading us. We're blockading you!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

They read Mannix' Spite article.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

======

Mannix has influence.

It's the chick pics he steals from other sources.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:53 PM (1Q6Kv)

139
Given the masterpiece that the Honda CVCC engine was, that's a strange choice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (uEYKS)

I don't think the car actually had an engine when they started.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Sounds like he really advocated for and defended his faith. How'd things work out for that guy?

He was forced out of office by the Cardinals and replaced with a hard left activist who put a South American idol in the Vatican.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (uEYKS)

141 Good news

@DeAngelisCorey 4h
BREAKING: A judge just THREW OUT the teachers union's lawsuit against the school choice program in Missouri.
He dismissed the union's petition with prejudice, meaning they cannot refile the lawsuit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)

142 Given the masterpiece that the Honda CVCC engine was, that's a strange choice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:52 PM (uEYKS)

I don't think the car actually had an engine when they started.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Flintstones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (bss/y)

143 declined to pursue a summons in order to allow him to self-surrender, but the public backlash caused Patel to place blame on the FBI.

They really are tarnishing the reputation of the 3% who are good ones.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (KsZMV)

144 124 Yes. I give the Catholic Church a lot of credit for keeping Western-European society going after the fall of the Western Empire.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

145 Okay, took some edibles as an experiment and am watching 'Weiner' from 2016.
Posted by: Stateless

No need to experiment. I love watching weiner stoned. 10/10, would recommend!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

146 131 @financialjuice
·
1h
Iran announces the suspension of all petrochemical exports until further notice - Asharq News.

=======

"You're not blockading us. We're blockading you!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

They just condemned their oil wells do useless holes in the ground. Good for them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:55 PM (N39Ws)

147 I don't think the car actually had an engine when they started.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Hahn? Are you referring to the air-cooled engine?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 02:55 PM (diia5)

148 146 They just condemned their oil wells do useless holes in the ground. Good for them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:55 PM (N39Ws)

=======

"We can eat oil, right?"
-country that has 25% of all its imports as foodstuffs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (1Q6Kv)

149 Do not use Theyaigotmarrediscanus if you are allergic to Theyaigotmarrediscanus.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Do not use Theyaigotmarrediscanus if your pharmacist is dyslexic, because there's no way he gave you the right damn pills.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (4WCAY)

150 People see the hypocrisy, blatant politics, financial interest, and inconsistencies in application of the gospels for one side of the political equation. They’re not blind or stupid.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (juTCI)
~~~~~

100%

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (3ImbR)

151 Helicopter or rope.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (NS852)

152 "We can eat oil, right?"
-country that has 25% of all its imports as foodstuffs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (1Q6Kv)
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Hydrocarbons, carbohydrates, same thing, right?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 02:57 PM (9bpGq)

153 Helicopter or rope.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (NS852)

As God as my witness, I thought politicians could fly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

154 1h
Iran announces the suspension of all petrochemical exports until further notice - Asharq News.

We're closed. USS Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2026 02:57 PM (KsZMV)

155 153 Helicopter or rope.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (NS852)

As God as my witness, I thought politicians could fly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Bravo. Well done!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

156 152 "We can eat oil, right?"
-country that has 25% of all its imports as foodstuffs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:56 PM (1Q6Kv)
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Hydrocarbons, carbohydrates, same thing, right?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2026 02:57 PM (9bpGq)

=======

"Guys! I found a solution to our water problem that's been plaguing us since before America started punching us in the face for weeks! We can drink the oil!"
-4th string, newly promoted leader of the regional IRGC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:58 PM (1Q6Kv)

157 I thought Biden had stage 4 cancer. He miraculously got cured?

Posted by: Heroq at April 15, 2026 02:58 PM (S4ZTs)

158 It's very obvious the left's plan is to move the Catholic vote against Republicans for the midterms. I think they are pulling this too early.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2026 02:42 PM (YwEeS)

I don't think the Catholics will fall for it.
==
Its the rule of thirds. Catholics are split and have been for decades. In the middle, probably less than a third, those people can shift. When they do its usually based on events. If they don't like or trust a new guy or if there was some really bad stuff happening war or terrible economy that is what drives them. They liked the idea of putting racism behind them and so did a lot of other americans and that's what gets you Obama. Which then got you massively elevated race dramas since. Yes, they can be easily duped. That's why they are in the middle. They aren't strongly attracted to anything just muddling along in between.

Posted by: Something about the lukewarm getting vomited out at April 15, 2026 02:58 PM (anL5R)

159 The Bush could miss everything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:58 PM (E14OU)

160 This is why Democrats are bolder every time they manage to get power.

Republicans who refuse to prosecute just wind up repeatedly reinforcing to Democrats the knowledge that they can break the law with impunity -- even if caught red handed.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 15, 2026 02:59 PM (0MjtC)

161 The Bush could miss everything.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 02:58 PM (E14OU)

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Booger at April 15, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Anyone can request an audience with the pope. But that said accepting a request from Democrats top political consultant and POTUS critic, who also happens to be a Jew, leads me to believe they weren’t discussing the gospels.

Axelrod knew exactly what he was doing.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:00 PM (juTCI)

163
Axelrod knew exactly what he was doing.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:00 PM (juTCI)

So did the Pope.

Posted by: Booger at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

164
"You're not blockading us. We're blockading you!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

This really is straight out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

They’re down to just saying whatever makes them feel tough, they don’t even pretend to have a plan anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (yGQJD)

165 This is why Democrats are bolder every time they manage to get power.

Republicans who refuse to prosecute just wind up repeatedly reinforcing to Democrats the knowledge that they can break the law with impunity -- even if caught red handed.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 15, 2026 02:59 PM (0MjtC)

Go long on tar and feathers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)

166 Aw shucks.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

167 This is why Democrats are bolder every time they manage to get power.

Oh you just wait until next time. they are setting the stage for what they pulled off with the Wuhan Flu; once they get back in power, they will declare a national emergency because the Trump administration was so extreme, so lawless, and so out of control that they have to take extreme measures to repair America and restore justice and normalcy. Laws? The Constitution? sanity? none of it applies, its an emergency. They can do anything they want, there's precedent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (uEYKS)

168 Axel Foley >>>>> David Axelrod

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

169 A substantial amount of Iran's petrochemical production was taken offline by migrating birds, and some Israeli airstrikes, but mostly Israeli airstrikes, a few weeks back. So ending exports isn't a surprise.

Iran has said* they might allow a situation where Strait traffic in Omani waters would be allowed, while Iran would still control Iranian waters.

Narrator: the TSS (Traffic Separation Scheme), or basically the established traffic channels, for Strait traffic lie entirely in Omani waters. Lol.

The Strait is an international waterway, so it has sort of complicated legalities, as do all straits narrow enough to lie within normal territorial waters - but freedom of navigation through it is a universally recognized starting point.

*"Iran" speaks with many voices these days, impossible to tell which, if any, speak with authority

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (U/Byj)

170 I can't wait for my brain to get to more of a sense of normalcy.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

171 30-35 years. 2055+, basically. I don't think it'll take much longer than that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)

172 164 This really is straight out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

They’re down to just saying whatever makes them feel tough, they don’t even pretend to have a plan anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (yGQJD)

======

It is to laugh.

I can't wait for some Islamic Republic rep to claim that they've dug a canal from the Gulf of Oman to Tehran as a great victory and definite thing that they did and for the American left to latch onto it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (1Q6Kv)

173 Tim Walz might be getting imapricotted

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (gKWVE)

174 157 I thought Biden had stage 4 cancer. He miraculously got cured?
Posted by: Heroq

It was brain cancer. It ran its course and starved to death.

Posted by: Dr. Moron at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

175 That's why they are in the middle.

Willie Nelson?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (Kt19C)

176 "Guys! I found a solution to our water problem that's been plaguing us since before America started punching us in the face for weeks! We can drink the oil!"

"Trust me, it doesn't work out how you want"
--guy at the end of Quantum of Solace

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:03 PM (uEYKS)

177 >>So did the Pope.
Posted by: Booger at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

That depends on what was said by whom.

Which is why they should release that transcript, which they typically don’t do.

But this pope is on the cusp of losing credibility with a fair degree of the faithful before he even gets started.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:03 PM (juTCI)

178 170 I can't wait for my brain to get to more of a sense of normalcy...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM

-----
Well?
We're waiting....

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 15, 2026 03:03 PM (KNo99)

179 Sounds like he really advocated for and defended his faith. How'd things work out for that guy?
==
Some would say that Obama adm used the international bank to pressure him into resigning. Like a week before he announced his sort of half resignation, all the ATMs in vatican city stopped working at once because the bank of international settlements black listed the vatican. Which then lifted it when he announced . . .

Posted by: But hey - its just rumors at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)

180 "Corn Pop! I thought i already ran you off!"

Posted by: Wally at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (65cLN)

181 Don't let Wolfus hear you say that. And... fourseasons? Either her or BarelyScaryMary had a Buick and really liked them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 02:48 PM (bss/y)

I love my Buick. It's got speed and is bigly classy. Wolfus has the same model I do, as I recall.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (cS3Fw)

182 -----
Well?
We're waiting....
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 15, 2026 03:03 PM (KNo99)

*explosions*

*William Tell Overture blares*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

183 174 157 I thought Biden had stage 4 cancer. He miraculously got cured?
Posted by: Heroq

It was brain cancer. It ran its course and starved to death.
Posted by: Dr. Moron at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

Wasn't it supposed to be like stage 15 prostate... or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (bss/y)

184 Trump ought to have a Rose Garden ceremony where he apologizes to those persecuted by the Justice Department on behalf of the country.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:05 PM (rJ48h)

185 I love my Buick. It's got speed and is bigly classy. Wolfus has the same model I do, as I recall.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (cS3Fw)

See. I knew it was one of the 'ettes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 03:05 PM (bss/y)

186 But this pope is on the cusp of losing credibility with a fair degree of the faithful before he even gets started.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:03 PM (juTCI)

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Too late, by 13 years ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2026 03:05 PM (xU6sC)

187 But this pope is on the cusp of losing credibility with a fair degree of the faithful before he even gets started.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:03 PM (juTCI)

This pope blessed a chunk of ice, and bowed down to the Pachamama in the Vatican at Cranky Frankie's request. He's already lost credibility with a fair degree of the faithful. He's a place holder only.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:05 PM (DwqWV)

188 Speaking of Popes, did JPI get offed?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

189 I thought Biden had stage 4 cancer. He miraculously got cured?

stage four bone cancer in January of 2025. April of 2026 he is out making speeches? Biden is an example of one of those "so audacious it works" cons the left loves to pull. Its so obvious there are at least two different dudes posing as Biden doing different things, but its so outrageous to even suggest or notice that everyone stays quiet about it.

Its like Hillary collapsing from being so weak and sick against a bollard, being tossed like a side of beef into a van and driven off, then showing up an hour later perfectly coiffed and fresh as a spring day. Everyone is supposed to pretend that is not obviously a double because it sounds so ridiculous we dare not even suggest it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:06 PM (uEYKS)

190 *Tim Walz might be getting imapricotted.*

Sounds plum strange.

Posted by: Fruit punz? at April 15, 2026 03:06 PM (KNo99)

191 I’m getting messages from some of the newer congregants. These people are much more conservative, adherent to doctrine and faithful to the gospels than a lot of the older folks. They are not happy with the pope.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:06 PM (juTCI)

192 Wasn't it supposed to be like stage 15 prostate... or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (bss/y)

For such a perfect prick, too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:06 PM (N39Ws)

193 183 174 157 I thought Biden had stage 4 cancer. He miraculously got cured?
Posted by: Heroq

It was brain cancer. It ran its course and starved to death.
Posted by: Dr. Moron at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

Wasn't it supposed to be like stage 15 prostate... or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM (bss/y)

I don't know why they let him out in public any more. Dude was always an embarrassment, but now? It's like watching idiots on parade.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:07 PM (DwqWV)

194 184 Trump ought to have a Rose Garden ceremony where he apologizes to those persecuted by the Justice Department on behalf of the country.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 15, 2026 03:05 PM (rJ48h)

We're the only ones who are sorry about it. Remember the poll of democrats which found a majority approved of assassination of political opponents? Lawfare is nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 03:07 PM (bss/y)

195 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 02:46 PM (uEYKS)

You will find its mostly Trump who turns stories around, disarms and sinks them.

We will see how future R's do, Vance seems to have a kind of knack with it but no one else, really.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:07 PM (rD7Q1)

196 Funny how antifa just loved the facist Biden Regime.

Of course, they went full spanish inquisition on the J6ers too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2026 03:07 PM (n5tGW)

197 I basically told them don’t worry about the church organization. Worry about Jesus Christ and His teachings.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (juTCI)

198
Biden "They all look alike."

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (0Htd1)

199 Everyone is supposed to pretend that is not obviously a double because it sounds so ridiculous we dare not even suggest it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:06 PM (uEYKS)

You mean there are TWO people out there that are that stupid and venal? Damn.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (DwqWV)

200 Its like Hillary collapsing from being so weak and sick against a bollard, being tossed like a side of beef into a van and driven off, then showing up an hour later perfectly coiffed and fresh as a spring day. Everyone is supposed to pretend that is not obviously a double because it sounds so ridiculous we dare not even suggest it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

~~Cocaine~~ Adrenochrome's a hell of a drug!

Posted by: Rick James at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

201 But this pope is on the cusp of losing credibility with a fair degree of the faithful before he even gets started.
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Well, I am perhaps a bit cynical but a Cupich lackey from the Chicago tree is pretty suspect from the jump. Since then, well, not really surprising that politics seems to occupy more time than theology. You will find more public interview minutes of Cupich talking about the environment and global warming than you will on the ten commandments/sin. Francis loaded up the college of cardinals with leftists. They weren't going to pick another Joe Sarto.

Posted by: But hey - its just rumors at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

202 *Wasn't it supposed to be like stage 15 prostate... or something?*

Something something... moonshot... something....

Posted by: B.O. sez at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (KNo99)

203 Seems like an opportunity for the DOJ (behind the scenes) to encourage right-to-life groups to sue the DOJ for damages and then for DOJ to plead no contest and to funnel some money to the RTL folks.

Isn't this how the Left funneled money to Leftist groups.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (2Nfh9)

204 You mean there are TWO people out there that are that stupid and venal? Damn.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I'll get your little dog, too!

Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at April 15, 2026 03:09 PM (gKWVE)

205 Well, I am perhaps a bit cynical but a Cupich lackey from the Chicago tree is pretty suspect from the jump. Since then, well, not really surprising that politics seems to occupy more time than theology.

Amusing that the first American Pope turned out to be a Chicago Machine pol.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 03:09 PM (n1OCj)

206 >> Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:05 PM (DwqWV)

People really wanted to give him a fresh start as pope despite his past politic. But he has trampled a lot of that goodwill.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (juTCI)

207 197 I basically told them don’t worry about the church organization. Worry about Jesus Christ and His teachings.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (juTCI)

I posted last night on the ONT. Popes come and popes go, but the Church remains. We have certainly had worse popes, though probably not by much, and survived. At some point, God willing, we will have a pope who is actually Catholic, a real man, with a real spine, and a working brain. Until then, we pray, How Long, Oh Lord?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (DwqWV)

208 204 You mean there are TWO people out there that are that stupid and venal? Damn.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I'll get your little dog, too!
Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at April 15, 2026 03:09 PM (gKWVE)

Not if I get it first!!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

209 144 124 Yes. I give the Catholic Church a lot of credit for keeping Western-European society going after the fall of the Western Empire.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

How about keeping it going for pro-life and pro-family causes the last 3-4 decades as the main force against the LGBTQTXXX and Planned Parenthood agendas?

To this day, the Pope's Theology of the Body is still probably the best work written for diffusing the gender agenda...and it was written before most of it...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (tOcjL)

210 Having a batch of the most leftist cardinals in the Vatican go on 60 minutes and repeat their hard left cant did not help matters much either. people see that stuff and go 'yeah we see what you are doing.'

Its not helping the Roman Catholic church, either. they are getting a large influx of new people who look for tradition, ritual, and mysticism, but their local church is preaching the Democratic Party's talking points.

Its like Marvel movies doing gangbusters business with Avengers movies, and the kids going to comic book stores to find out that Iron Man is dead, Thor is a girl, and Captain America is a Hydra nazi. This literally happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (uEYKS)

211 It was brain cancer. It ran its course and starved to death.
Posted by: Dr. Moron at April 15, 2026 03:02 PM (JCZqz)
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🤣

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (oqH4h)

212 205
Amusing that the first American Pope turned out to be a Chicago Machine pol.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2026 03:09 PM (n1OCj)

The entire reason why he was selected.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (N39Ws)

213 Just a little sample of Catholic parish life...

There's might be a pic of the Pope on a wall somewhere, but the Pope doesn't really present/disseminate anything to the little church in the suburbs or country. The local bishop is supposed to look after their little parishes, but all they do is ask for money. lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (DgMqy)

214
I'll get your little dog, too!
Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at April 15, 2026 03:09 PM (gKWVE)

Not if I get it first!!
Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

Pikers

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

215 [IIts so obvious there are at least two different dudes posing as Biden doing different things, but its so outrageous to even suggest or notice that everyone stays quiet about it.

It's true. I was contacted with a lucrative offer to act as Katie Porter's body double if she wins the California Governor's race.

Posted by: 50 lbs of potatoes in a 10lb spandex sack at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

216
Reciprocation is demanded. It's the only way they'll learn.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (IifOV)

217 Literally one of the Biden doubles has different earlobes than the original, its like they are daring people to notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (uEYKS)

218 The Hag collapsed from the pressure Trump put on her.

She was promised an easy run against Heb. Didn't get it.

Just like Kamala was promised an easy run against Darling Nikki

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:11 PM (rD7Q1)

219 hi ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (FtULh)

220 Don't have a solid understanding of it all but believe the Curia, the Vatican bureaucracy, is about the same as any Euro (or US?) bureaucracy. Think NPR listeners. Not very bright but astonishingly assured and arrogant sorts, with alien sensibilities (totalitarian, anti-western, etc).

So any pope probably has that facing them as well. Though this guy appears to be a standard issue airhead leftist dummy.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (U/Byj)

221 The white smoke rising from the Sistine Chapel chimney hadn't even completely dissipated when I did my first Google search for things about Pope Bob. I made comment on the next Saturday Morning Coffee thread that Bob would turn out to be another Francis. Boy, that sure pissed off AHL and Buckeye Cop.

I wonder what they think of Pope Bob now?

Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (Y1sOo)

222 We had the perfect opportunity to have a great pope from Africa of all places. They failed and gave us a Cafeteria Cardinal as Pope.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (juTCI)

223 219 hi ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (FtULh)

Yay!... I'm back

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (FtULh)

224 203 Seems like an opportunity for the DOJ (behind the scenes) to encourage right-to-life groups to sue the DOJ for damages and then for DOJ to plead no contest and to funnel some money to the RTL folks.

Isn't this how the Left funneled money to Leftist groups.
Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at April 15, 2026 03:08 PM (2Nfh9)

Yes.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (tOcjL)

225 Can someone (not me) please start posting as Original Earlobe Biden? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (rD7Q1)

226 This really is straight out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

They’re down to just saying whatever makes them feel tough, they don’t even pretend to have a plan anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2026 03:01 PM (yGQJD)

Wabbit season.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (DwqWV)

227 210
Its not helping the Roman Catholic church, either. they are getting a large influx of new people who look for tradition, ritual, and mysticism, but their local church is preaching the Democratic Party's talking points.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:10 PM (uEYKS)

In the Northeast - definitely. The south? I can't say for sure, but saw some pretty leftist stuff in south Florida catholic church. Midwest is where the conservative revival is coming from. I sure hope it is contagious.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

228 Yay!... I'm back

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (FtULh)

So it wasn't an IP ban then

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (rD7Q1)

229 4 Ace, the only fascist thing that matters is the hatred of Jews. Don't you know that?

Using the power of the state to squelch and punish the speech one doesn't like isn't fascist anymore, just like public-private partnerships to drive policy without actually passing legislation through republican means.

Also, Biden's administration hated Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:21 PM (1Q6Kv)

I've been told it's actually hatred of Troons, because the Nazis burned books supporting Troonism.

Or something.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (iXqHn)

230 228 Yay!... I'm back

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (FtULh)

So it wasn't an IP ban then

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (rD7Q1)

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It was a CIA op.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (1Q6Kv)

231 219 Hi, Donna. Did you solve your problem?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

232 228 Yay!... I'm back

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (FtULh)

So it wasn't an IP ban then
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (rD7Q1)

It was a VPN

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (FtULh)

233 Suck on that Pope Axelrod

Posted by: dagny at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (chM/Q)

234 We had the perfect opportunity to have a great pope from Africa of all places. They failed and gave us a Cafeteria Cardinal as Pope.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:12 PM (juTCI)

Because it's not about the people.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Dadgummit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Sorry for passing through.

That 'Weiner' documentary is GREAT!

Dude has a second chance! Running for mayor of NYC! So many people are putting their faith in THIS man. It can only end well for him.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Sco7b)

237 Like every promotion, pope is no different. You hope and pray that people grow into the responsibility. It’s why you try to choose the right leaders. Someone who can, and will go next level.

So you provide that benefit of the doubt. Then they show you they didn’t deserve that support in the first place. Even worse, their minions take up the attack on behalf of their flawed leader.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:15 PM (juTCI)

238 204 You mean there are TWO people out there that are that stupid and venal? Damn.
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I'll get your little dog, too!

The TRUELY EVIL are abetted by the Venal and the WEAK.

Your cooperation is Appreciated and EXPECTED -- its why MSNBC was created, mouthpiece of its very own Uncle Sourpuss/proud sponsor of Epstein/LLC

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrumpLaysLowDIMON :: WAR CAPITALIST
"The difference between a civilian and a citizen? A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not."

LET'S GO BRANDON
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 15, 2026 03:15 PM (K9ch3)

239
It was a VPN
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (FtULh)

Taht is a drawback of VPN's.

Sid pisses off a Cob and gets blocked, then you pick up that IP address at some point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

240 It was a VPN

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2026 03:14 PM (FtULh)

Ah. So you're on the same VPN as one of the trolls. Or micturating pete......

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:15 PM (rD7Q1)

241 Also, Biden's administration hated Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 02:21 PM (1Q6Kv)
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So how many Joos were staffed at the WH?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:15 PM (FmapG)

242
My son Beau used to dance before he died rescuing that WOP. No kidding. We used to call him "Mr Beau Jangles".
Posted by: Joe Biteum

His dog up and died.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (Cqx++)

243 Literally one of the Biden doubles has different earlobes than the original, its like they are daring people to notice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I've said that for years. People kept trying to say it was the angle. B.S.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (xHq83)

244 When PDJT does something that is questionable and even facepalming (the Jesus picture), I have to reflect and ask myself, how many more Rileys, Gordons, or random family members on American roads deaths if it weren’t for President Trump. He gets my criticism, but he has my support.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (yB2r7)

245 I sometimes refer to Pope Bob as the bumper sticker pope. He has a habit of quoting things out of context because they sound cool. Not exactly the mark of an intellectual or theologian. Dude is about as deep as the sheen of old oil over a parking lot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (DwqWV)

246 It was a CIA op.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (1Q6Kv)

Geez not everything is an op you silly goose

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (rD7Q1)

247 I've said that for years. People kept trying to say it was the angle. B.S.
Posted by: rickb223

Not the angle. It's a photoshop of his face on his brother's head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (diia5)

248 Sponge, you do seem to be having fewer sock fails than you used to.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

249 Eh, maybe he will go the way of Benedict. But instead leave the papacy and become head of the teachers union.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2026 03:17 PM (juTCI)

250 I love my Buick. It's got speed and is bigly classy. Wolfus has the same model I do, as I recall.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 15, 2026 03:04 PM

To be fair, I learned how to drive in my dad's Buick Century.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)

251 Sponge, you do seem to be having fewer sock fails than you used to.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

As with everything else, I have good days and I have bad days.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Posted by: Paul at April 15, 2026 03:17 PM (pFZgT)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 15, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

253 246 It was a CIA op.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (1Q6Kv)

Geez not everything is an op you silly goose

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (rD7Q1)

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That's just what a CIA op would say...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

254 That's just what a CIA op would say...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 15, 2026 03:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

Damn it!

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:18 PM (rD7Q1)

255 At least the Auto-Pen administration didn't open the Gulags

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (Ia/+0)

256 Its not helping the Roman Catholic church, either. they are getting a large influx of new people who look for tradition, ritual, and mysticism, but their local church is preaching the Democratic Party's talking points.
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Most amazing thing I ever saw was a full Latin Mass conducted by a Cardinal. It was beautiful, choir, etc.
But that wasn't the most memorable thing. It was packed. Packed out the doors to the street. Kids all over. And literally the collection baskets were overflowing with money. The last time I saw that much cash in one place was the money counting room at Kings Island back when it cost two dollars cash to park and it was all cash. The collection baskets were full of 50's and 100's. And they had to empty them after every row. Every row. I literally have no idea why these idiots don't allow more latin masses. Its those people that have lots of kids, want to send them to catholic schools and also tithe! Duh. I think some in the upper levels of the church are out to ruin it. See perhaps Bella Dodd and or Windswept House for notes.

Posted by: But hey - its just rumors at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (anL5R)

257 I will surely attend a concert now... or not

@Breaking911 10m
BREAKING: Jury finds that Live Nation and Ticketmaster illegally monopolized ticketing market in a high-stakes antitrust trial. -NBC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (diia5)

258 His dog up and died.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM

Died...the dog. The dog died...died...died, the dog.

Posted by: Zombie Sen. Byrd at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (bFu5X)

259 When PDJT does something that is questionable and even facepalming (the Jesus picture)
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Trump is a prick, but the alternative is gay race communism.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (PG9ag)

260 I learned to drive in a late 70s Chevy Impala.

Talk about a boat.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

261 255 At least the Auto-Pen administration didn't open the Gulags
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (Ia/+0)

The J6 guys might disagree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2026 03:20 PM (bss/y)

262 As if Bob providing safe harbor to a pedo-priest in Chicago and turning a blind eye to the nuns in Peru who claimed they were sexually assaulted wasn't a good enough clue.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 15, 2026 03:20 PM (Y1sOo)

263 Never forget

“It’s all about treating people with dignity. For example, look at the heat I’m getting because I named a, uh, the secretary of defense, [unintelligible] black man.”
Joe Biden on Black Entertainment Television.

He couldn't remember Loydd Austin's name, just "black man". Yes, it IS about treating people with dignity.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 15, 2026 03:20 PM (954tc)

264 260 I learned to drive in a late 70s Chevy Impala.

Talk about a boat.
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That generation really liked big uns.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:20 PM (FmapG)

265
Anaerobic single cell biosignatures in a gaseous planetary cloud: Life

That thing growing inside a woman with the heartbeat and DNA fingerprint: Not Life

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:20 PM (rD7Q1)

266 When PDJT does something that is questionable and even facepalming (the Jesus picture)

That was such a stupid, unforced error. I get it that trump likes to do outrageous stuff and draw attention but come on man.

Huh, it started hailing outside. According to a democrat politician, that's proof of global warming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2026 03:21 PM (uEYKS)

267 246 Geez not everything is an op you silly goose
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:16 PM (rD7Q1)

That's exactly what an asset would say.

Posted by: XTC at April 15, 2026 03:21 PM (iXqHn)

268 Midwest is where the conservative revival is coming from. I sure hope it is contagious.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

It is a lot of places in the US. I drive 70 minutes to attend Dominican Mass in Latin. High Mass with Chant.

The local parish is staffed by a seriously dingbat Korean priest who folks can barely understand, and who really doesn't understand the gravity of the Mass. Lots of happy clappy crap. Not exactly the vertical emphasis but rather "aren't you glad we are here, God?" version. Inserts a lot of nonsense where it is not at all called for. No thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:21 PM (DwqWV)

269 259 When PDJT does something that is questionable and even facepalming (the Jesus picture)
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Trump is a prick, but the alternative is gay race communism.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (PG9ag)

We aren't liberals - we can tell Trump he was wrong, and yet keep voting for his people and policies.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

270 257 I will surely attend a concert now... or not

@Breaking911 10m
BREAKING: Jury finds that Live Nation and Ticketmaster illegally monopolized ticketing market in a high-stakes antitrust trial. -NBC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (diia5)
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Ticketmaster is asshoe.

There is not a more broken marketplace in the world than the market for event tickets. It's shot through with bots that line up to snatch up the tickets as soon as they go on sale, then turn around and scalp them for exhorbitant prices. You have to get extremely lucky to even be able to buy a ticket, and for all your good fortune you're rewarded by getting rogered up the squeakhole by Ticketmaster.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)

271 I learned to drive in a late 70s Chevy Impala.

Talk about a boat.

1974 Mercury Grand Marquis with a 429 Ford.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (xHq83)

272 I don't even understand the logic of falling like a ton of bricks on anti-abortion protestors. They, mostly, are very kind, religious people. As long as they are not blocking the clinic, or harassing people, so what? Let them protest.

Compare that to what the progressives get away with regarding ICE. It's absurd.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (954tc)

273 BREAKING: Jury finds that Live Nation and Ticketmaster illegally monopolized ticketing market in a high-stakes antitrust trial. -NBC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2026 03:19 PM (diia5)

Doing that in a trial was pretty risky. I mean anywhere else they probably could have got away with it.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:23 PM (rD7Q1)

274 I learned to drive in a '77 Plymouth Trail Duster, 4WD with the removable hardtop.

I think it had the 318 V8, but don't remember.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 15, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Oh FFS.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

276 and for all your good fortune you're rewarded by getting rogered up the squeakhole by Ticketmaster.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)

You don't by chance have their number?

Posted by: David French at April 15, 2026 03:23 PM (rD7Q1)

277 Oh FFS.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:23 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (bFu5X)

278 That thing growing inside a woman with the heartbeat and DNA fingerprint: Not Life
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Its an enigma.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (FmapG)

279 272 I don't even understand the logic of falling like a ton of bricks on anti-abortion protestors. They, mostly, are very kind, religious people. As long as they are not blocking the clinic, or harassing people, so what? Let them protest.

Compare that to what the progressives get away with regarding ICE. It's absurd.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (954tc)

They never vote for the Democratic party. That's all liberals care about.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (tOcjL)

280 There is not a more broken marketplace in the world than the market for event tickets. It's shot through with bots that line up to snatch up the tickets as soon as they go on sale, then turn around and scalp them for exhorbitant prices. You have to get extremely lucky to even be able to buy a ticket, and for all your good fortune you're rewarded by getting rogered up the squeakhole by Ticketmaster. Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)

hear hear. Look, progressives want to regulate something - there's a fucking good target. Easy fix - tickets are tied to ID. No ID, no entry, even if you have a ticket.

Sounds a lot like border control now that I think about it....

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 15, 2026 03:25 PM (954tc)

281 That thing growing inside a woman with the heartbeat and DNA fingerprint: Not Life
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Its an enigma.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM

Wrapped in a riddle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:25 PM (bFu5X)

282 'HI, BARACK!' Yells Biden As Car Passes House With A Lawn Jockey

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)

283 1974 Mercury Grand Marquis with a 429 Ford.
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Dude, try a 59 T-Bird. Ford's answer to the Sherman Tank.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (FmapG)

284 "falling like a ton of bricks on anti-abortion protestors"

It's because Pro-Lifers tend to sincerely believe in their cause and their compliance is harder to buy-off. They are going to have to be silenced.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (DgMqy)

285 281
Wrapped in a riddle.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:25 PM (bFu5X)

The riddle being who the baby daddy is

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2026 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

286
*snort*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2026 03:24 PM (bFu5X)

I should just quit while I'm way, way behind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

287 "Rogered up the squeakhole"

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at April 15, 2026 03:28 PM (KNo99)

288 When PDJT does something that is questionable and even facepalming (the Jesus picture)

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Online Battle Erupts Between Holiest Man In The World And Pope Leo XIV

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (ndZc7)

289 Nood Rapewell

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (xHq83)

290 283 1974 Mercury Grand Marquis with a 429 Ford.
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Dude, try a 59 T-Bird. Ford's answer to the Sherman Tank.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 15, 2026 03:26 PM (FmapG)

1963 Ford Falcon Station Wagon, cream colored with red vinyl upholstery, three on a tree, seats where babies could be made. Also, dad's 1959 Ford F-100, four wheel drive, baby blue, all the chrome you could ever want. Both had those lovely steel dashboards and no seat belts, so in an accident you were guaranteed to lose all your teeth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (DwqWV)

291 80 million "Native" Americans have been aborted since 1973, and replaced with even more million foreign scum for hire with no allegiance to this country. I believe they used to call this sort of thing "genocide".

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (rD7Q1)

292 the lug nuts on my charger require more torque than a honda engine makes

Posted by: Ghost of Chicken at April 15, 2026 03:29 PM (jrgJz)

293 I've been unusually productive today. Picked up a prescription, got the truck washed, and went to the grocery for a few items. Also emptied the dishwasher. I'm on fuego!

Posted by: Weasel at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (4Q2G8)

294 So why persecute the Jews and the Catholics and the more orthodox protestants, unless your goal really isn't politics. Who is anti Judeo Christian values all the time? Hmm I dunno let's see . . . maybe (fill in the blank)!!!

Posted by: Church Lady at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (anL5R)

295

https://is.gd/3YRgMd

The principal who tackled a school shooter? There's video now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:34 PM (E14OU)

296 A Gulag would have sent the J6ers to California to build that high speed railroad

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

297

https://is.gd/l89QsG

Maybe this one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2026 03:37 PM (E14OU)

298 So, the Dems were fine doing a 1:1 trade for Swalwell in the House.

And I was thinking: But they can't afford that in the Senate.

In AZ, the gov appoints the replacement.
So there should be no biggie to flush him ....

But what if there is a lot more fire behind the smoke of the election investigations in AZ and Gov. Cartel Love is about to be indicted?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2026 04:06 PM (HXT0k)

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