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DC Court of Appeals Bodies, Beats Down Obama Judge Boasberg for His Extrajudicial Unending "Investigation" Into Trump for Ignoring His Poorly-Worded and Also Illegal Order
SCOTUS WireIf you recall, Boasberg issued a (lawless) TRO blocking Trump from deporting criminal illegal Venezuelans to the CECOT prison in El Salvador. But Boasberg mis-drafted his order because the planes were already on their way. The TRO was then moot.
@scotus_wire 2h 🚨 In a 2-1 vote, a D.C. Circuit panel has issued an extraordinary writ of mandamus, ordering Judge Boasberg to terminate his criminal contempt probe into the Trump administration's transfer of alleged Tren de Aragua members to El Salvador.
This made Boasberg angry so, on his own initiative and by his own "authority," Boasberg has been conducting a Star Chamber criminal investigation into Trump and his staffers.
Even worse, the Supreme Court later ruled that Boasberg had no authority to issue this order in any case. But the power-mad authoritarian continued his "investigations" into whether his order -- now ruled conclusively to have been lawless and void from the onset -- was "violated" by Trump anyway. The order has been ruled illegal - but Boasberg insists on seeking criminal charges against people for violating his officially-illegal order anyway. He's taking the position: "I don't care if the order was illegal, Trump should have obeyed it anyway, and he should be punished for not Respeccing My Authoritah!" By a vote of 2-1, an Appeals Court just ordered him to terminate these lawless proceedings.
More from the decision, via Powerline:
A federal appeals court on Tuesday ordered an end to U.S. District Judge James Boasberg's criminal contempt inquiry into Trump administration officials over last year's deportations of Venezuelans to El Salvador, delivering a second major rebuke to Boasberg and foreclosing further pursuit of the case. In a 2-1 decision, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit granted a writ of mandamus and directed that the contempt proceedings be "terminated," finding Boasberg, an appointee of former President Barack Obama, had committed a "clear abuse of discretion" by continuing to press forward A writ of mandamus is a rare and extraordinary order from a higher court directing a lower court or government official to stop exceeding their authority. The panel that wrote the 122-page decision included Judges Neomi Rao and Justin Walker, both appointed by President Donald Trump, in the majority, and Judge J. Michelle Childs, appointed by former President Joe Biden, in dissent. The Washington Examiner contacted the Justice Department for comment. "The district court proposes to probe high-level Executive Branch deliberations about matters of national security and diplomacy," the majority wrote. "These proceedings are a clear abuse of discretion, as the district court's order said nothing about transferring custody of the plaintiffs and therefore lacks the clarity to support criminal contempt based on the transfer of custody." The order comes nearly one year after Boasberg found probable cause to hold the government in criminal contempt, accusing officials of failing to comply with his March directive to halt deportation flights carrying Venezuelan nationals to El Salvador, where many were sent to a maximum-security prison. The deported Venezuelans were illegal immigrants who were suspected of being members of Tren de Aragua, a violent transnational gang. Boasberg had sought to determine whether officials, including then-Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, willfully violated that order and had moved toward referring the matter for criminal prosecution while continuing to gather evidence through hearings and testimony.
The Supreme Court ultimately overturned the underlying order from Boasberg that had blocked Trump from using the Alien Enemies Act to deport illegal immigrants suspected of gang membership. Boasberg, however, continued investigating whether the Trump administration had violated the order.
More than a year ago, the President invoked the Alien Enemies Act against members of Tren de Aragua, a Venezuelan criminal gang and foreign terrorist organization, and ordered that they be detained and removed from the United States. In a series of fast-moving events on March 15, 2025, the government placed a group of alleged gang members, including plaintiffs in this case, on planes to El Salvador. After the planes took off and left the country, the district court ordered the government not to remove the plaintiffs from the United States. The Supreme Court vacated the district court's order because it was premised on a legal error and the plaintiffs' suit was brought in the wrong court.I think that last part might be about these criminal illegals filing in friendly liberal district courts while ignoring the Immigration Courts that actually have jurisdiction over their cases. They did this again and again and the Supreme Court kept telling them that they had no original (first-dibs) jurisdiction in these cases, but could only enter the cases after an appeal.
Eric Schmidt comments:
Nonetheless, the district court threatened to hold government officials in criminal contempt unless they complied with the now-vacated order by, for instance, taking back custody of the plaintiffs. We issued a writ of mandamus vacating the court's first contempt order. Undeterred, the district court is proceeding with criminal contempt for the government's decision to transfer the plaintiffs to the custody of El Salvador. To cooperate, the government identified then-Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem as the official responsible for the transfer decision. The district court previously said this was the only information it required to make a referral for prosecution. But the district court has now expanded its inquest and ordered hearings to extract more information from government counsel about exactly what happened last March. The government petitions for mandamus. The widening gyre of the district court's investigation again calls for the extraordinary remedy of mandamus to halt the judicial "impairment of another branch in the performance of its constitutional duties." Cheney v. U.S. Dist. Ct. for D.C.,542 U.S. 367, 390 (2004) (cleaned up). The district court proposes to probe high-level Executive Branch deliberations about matters of national security and diplomacy. These proceedings are a clear abuse of discretion, as the district court's order said nothing about transferring custody of the plaintiffs and therefore lacks the clarity to support criminal contempt based on the transfer of custody. Moreover, the government has already provided the name of the responsible official, so further judicial investigation is unnecessary and therefore improper. In these circumstances, mandamus is appropriate to prevent the district court from assuming an antagonistic jurisdiction that encroaches on the autonomy of the Executive Branch.
So, he mis-drafted his order but now wants to put people in jail for not having obeyed the order I meant to give, but did not in fact give because I am a sloppy partisan incompetent.
Senator Eric Schmitt
@SenEricSchmitt 4h "The pursuit of this improper investigation is a clear abuse of discretion." Judge Boasberg just got slapped down...again. The walls are closing in on his crusade to jail Trump officials for DEPORTING Venezualan terrorists. It's clear: time to impeach Rogue Judge Boasberg. 🧵 To review: last March, Judge Boasberg forced himself onto the "turn the planes around" case--just a few days after trying to foment a constitutional crisis at a Judicial Conference meeting. He has spent the past year trying to jail prosecutors and cabinet Secretaries. Today, the D.C. Circuit issued an opinion, once again, in the appeal on Boasberg's attempt (extrajurisdictionally) to hold officials in contempt. The Court found Boasberg's "inquest" was both wrong on the law and a violation of our Separation of Powers. Let's break it down.
The core holding is simple. Criminal contempt requires a court order that is "clear and specific." The D.C. Circuit held this TRO was not. Why? Because the written order barred "removing" class members, but said nothing about transferring custody once the planes were already outside the United States. The district court tried to transform an order about "removal" into an order about continued U.S. custody in El Salvador. The D.C. Circuit said no: criminal liability cannot rest on what a judge later says he meant. It has to rest on what the order actually said at the time.
Judge Boasberg was mad he didn't get his way by halting the deportation of TDA terrorists. He got shut down: "In our constitutional system of government, criminal liability cannot turn on the unstated intentions (or post hoc assertions) of a district court judge." The district court told the government it would issue a written order "so you don't have to race to write it down." The written order then superseded the oral remarks--and that written order did not bar what the district court later claimed it barred. This is bigger than one case. If this contempt theory had survived, any politically charged district judge could issue a rushed, muddy order, then later reinterpret it to threaten executive officials with prosecution. The D.C. Circuit put a needed stop to that. Today's ruling is a win for due process, for separation of powers, and for the proposition that judges must follow the law too. No vague order.
No post-hoc rewrite.
No judicial fishing expedition.
No contempt. Time to move forward with impeachment.
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Judge James Boasberg just got SLAPPED DOWN by the US Appeals Court
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 14, 2026
Boasberg is hereby banned from trying to hold Trump officials in contempt after they DEPORTED illegal aliens under the Alien Enemies Act
He LOST! 🇺🇸
ACTING AG TODD BLANCHE: "Today's decision by… pic.twitter.com/HXyWIHWiYu
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 05:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2026 05:33 PM (INQN/)
No Kings, I say. NO KINGS!
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 05:33 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 05:34 PM (gKWVE)
I think Boasberg will continue doubg what he's been doing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 05:35 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2026 05:35 PM (0N4FZ)
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Good point, although US judicial robes don't look quite as cape like as the Brazilian guy's.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 14, 2026 05:36 PM (PrKv7)
Because he knows the spineless, gutless, useless GOP will do NOTHING about it.
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 05:37 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 14, 2026 05:38 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 05:39 PM (rmz+E)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2026 05:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2026 05:42 PM (T8m77)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2026 05:42 PM (wVcYX)
Disbarment should be the least of the things that happen to this fuck.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:43 PM (BFff5)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)
I think I've spotted the problem.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at April 14, 2026 05:44 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:44 PM (BFff5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Get a rope.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (U0NbE)
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 05:37 PM
Don't let the cornucopia of copious cynicism of the over-29 Commentator Cohort affect you this deeply. Hang on to that youthful optimism!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)
He should be worried about starting his car. Every time.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (3JuEJ)
How about you just terminate his employment?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (U0NbE)
He reminds me of a hemorrhoid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM
He was caught with a jar of picante sauce manufactured in New York City in his chambers? The horror!!!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1)
He-man is coming along as expected.
Nicholas Galitzine has important business to tend to. Walking through a fantastical world of large trees and vibrantly colored plants and flowers, he navigates with purpose through the massive Stage 10 at London's Sky Studios. He arrives at a corner of the set that seems light-years away from the foliage behind him and gets to work: settling in at a weight machine, getting in several reps to pump up his bulging biceps that already resemble those of a superhero.
It makes sense, because that's exactly who he's playing. Decked out in nothing but a metal harness and arm guards, a leather Roman Gladiator skirt, warrior boots, and bronzed, glistening skin, Galitzine — who rose to prominence the past few years as Prince Henry in the enormously popular adaptation of gay love story Red, White & Royal Blue, and pop star Hayes Campbell in the romantic drama The Idea of You — is starring as Prince Adam in his biggest project yet, the action-packed sword-and-scorcery adaptation Masters of the Universe. The West London native has bulked up to play the hero of Eternia, a technologically advanced and magic-filled planet ruled by his character's fathe
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM (BFff5)
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM (gtcuf)
Why do they need 122 pages to tell a guy "You f*cked up. Stop f*cking up. You're embarrassing yourself."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
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80 pages were the dissent.
Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (BFff5)
We should all respect President Boasberg, and Norm Eisen, and all of the other Communists who conspire with Roberts to bring America to utter ruin.
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
The one judge needed 80 pages to say "Because Trump"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:44 PM (BFff5)
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Wrong hot take. The FP, trying hard not to be an echo chamber, publishes many different points of view and this chick is just another asshole Obama worker-bee with an opinion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (U0NbE)
Buddy, now I shut you down
Posted by: U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM (BFff5)
Go Hollywood
'that SECOND guy who says nothing will happen.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)
That’s one of the toughest standards to win on appeal. The trial court judge must have really really fucked the pig. As this pig did fuck the pig.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 14, 2026 05:49 PM (cvmAx)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2026 05:49 PM (T8m77)
Just another chance to make a whole series of different insane rulings that will jam things up. There will never be a political spine needed to bring consequences to the judiciary. Our GOPe and Roberts will see to that.
With that said, you have to admit Trump has made some pretty stellar progress in stopping illegal immigration and deporting those he can. All it took was the will to try.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 14, 2026 05:49 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
So one of the 3 wrote 80 pages to tell the others he should be hanged by the neck until dead as well?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 14, 2026 05:49 PM (cvmAx)
a bu-leebulabee lubba...
that's all folks!
Posted by: porky at April 14, 2026 05:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:46 PM
I believe there are several commenters with very similar nics. That Guy who Intones, Sonorously, "Nothing will happen", That Guy who Sonorously Intones "Nothing will happen", and, of course, That Guy who Says "Nothing will happen", among others, so you may be able to come up with a creative version that isn't taken yet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2026 05:45 PM (3JuEJ)
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If only.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:50 PM (U0NbE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not criticizing you Sponge but you do know that embarrassment is not a concept fucks like this bastard know or understand. If anything this will be a source of pride for him. And I really, really mean that.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:51 PM (BFff5)
So here's my comment.
Blah Blah Blah.
Celebrating because the Judiciary told the Judiciary they are out of bounds is STILL the problem.
It doesn't stop until the Executive tells the Judiciary to Fuck Off.
Trump ain't the guy for that.
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 05:51 PM (6RPp+)
That just gives you a clean place to start from
Call the Carpenter. He will help you rebuild.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (X9ZVL)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:51 PM (BFff5)
Criticize away.
You are correct. I sometimes forget that they're not human, have no concept of the human condition, human nature or human emotion.
*insert Terminator speech here*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (U0NbE)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3)
Is your on-the-court appearances training for the upcoming WNBA season coming along nicely?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 05:51 PM (6RPp+)
Wait, Ace is CBD? CBD is Ace?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)
A petty tyrant in black mad on his own perceived power cheerfully committing evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 05:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 05:53 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3)
I miss Maxine Waters' Hair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (U0NbE)
You're right Huck and I appreciate the correction. I just am so tired of decades of left-wing bias that I'm not real receptive to "balance" at this point. And that's my failing.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (BFff5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (U0NbE)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 05:53 PM
Would Prudence be willing to recommend a trip to your kitchen table?
If so, we should invite her to the next TxMoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (U0NbE)
If you're lucky. This walking schlong is obviously angling for a SC seat with these antics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Nattering Nabobs of Negativity!
Posted by: Spiro-Miklos Agnew at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (MABMQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (BFff5)
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No one ever agrees with me. This has me worried. I think I'll take a little bit of bourbon and think this over.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:56 PM (XLRZ1)
Because generally appeal courts will do everything they can to justify the discretion of trial judges (because they all used to be one).
It's basically, "you really kinda fucked up, you dumbass."
But to stack a mandamus on it?
Now it's into "you FUBARed it so bad, we don't even want to risk sending it back because you'll still try to fuck that grenade."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 05:57 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)
Can't help but notice that ESPN really, really wants me to care about Women's African Handball. Hell - I don't care about Men's African Handball. Two steps, then another step, then another and a shimmy shake if it makes or misses ?
At least Sand Volleyball had awesome Brazil Asses that could dig and pass and volley.
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 05:57 PM (6RPp+)
Would Prudence be willing to recommend a trip to your kitchen table?
If so, we should invite her to the next TxMoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2026 05:55 PM (0sNs1)
You asked for it............
https://youtu.be/wQA59IkCF5I
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)
Boasberg would be in the docket in the film Judgement at Nuremberg.
He could be the Colonel Klink character.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (rmz+E)
Posted by: Nelson Mandela Muntz at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 05:48 PM (BFff5)
No he doesn't. He looks like a f**king ch*mo. If i saw him parked near a school, i'd report his *ss.
Posted by: Nelly at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (6+ehB)
The dissent was Judge J. Michelle Childs a Judge of Color (on Biden's list for Supreme Court Judge of Color, but passed up by Biden for....KBJ!, that's how bad she must be).
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2026 05:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (XLRZ1)
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think it’s more about the relief sought being habeus petitions that have to be brought in the district where the aggrieved party is being held. There’s a reason ICE very quickly moves all these detainees to red jurisdictions: so the habeas petition has to be brought there. But these fuckstick mutants were bringing all the cases in friendly DC jurisdictions.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 14, 2026 06:00 PM (cvmAx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2026 06:00 PM (fu3ns)
Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (gtcuf)
They've actually got a shot to lose in the later rounds this year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
MS Now: Trump Voters Voice Skeptism over Trumps' Iran War
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)
This narrative was written before the war. All narratives come to being in the primitive primordial soup of the distant past and evolve to whatever the left needs to be true. Which is why they seem so eager to insist upon themselves and generally have a whiff of bullshittery. They backfilled with the groypers, then the tucker candice axis, and can now cite those groups as a source for the narrative.
Posted by: banana Dream - yep Carl Sagan at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)
The clock officially ran out on the proposal late Monday night as the state legislative session ended, a casualty of internal party disagreements. In the end, the Maryland Senate left the bill in a committee, with Democrats who control the chamber concerned it could backfire under judicial review.
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (yAteE)
It's about their future authority. They're auditioning for court-packing.
They're demonstrating their fitness for purpose for when the next Democrat President will expand the SCOTUS and stack it with hacks that will rubber-stamp xir every illegal and unConstitutional order. Boasberg isn't doing the district court thing wrong; he's auditioning for Chief Justice right.
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (Sy6m/)
All mimsy were the Borogroves and the Mome-wraths outgrabe.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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there's some real optimism for you
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:02 PM (XLRZ1)
“The TRO did not clearly and specifically bar the government from transferring plaintiffs into Salvadoran custody,” Rao wrote. “The TRO therefore cannot support criminal contempt.”
Obvious distortion of judicial opinion here. Two Trump appointees deliberately remove judicial ban on Trump weaponizing legislative act misapplied to the ICE genocide. A blatant miscarriage of justice.
It ain’t Judge Boasberg overreaching. It’s Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem and anyone else involved.
All it takes is one appeals court judge to request a vote on whether to rehear the case en banc in order to force a vote. If 6 of the 11 active justices on the court vote to rehear the case it will be reheard by all 11. Trump appointed just 3 of the 11. George HW Bush appointed 1 other one. The odds are pretty good for an 8-3 vote to rehear the case en banc.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 06:02 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (X9ZVL)
All mimsy were the Borogroves and the Mome-wraths outgrabe.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026
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The weather in Brillig around here is awful.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)
All mimsy were the Borogroves and the Mome-wraths outgrabe.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (rbvCR)
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I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: President James Boasberg at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (XLRZ1)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (g79/h)
So, gladiator movie?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Corrupted and Lawless Judiciary who idicts THE ENTIRE BRANCH at April 14, 2026 06:03 PM (RIvkX)
It's hard to believe that I used to think of myself as being a straight arrow. A Boy Scout. No longer. The Left has taken that from me.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (BFff5)
I'm wanting to change my nic to "that guy who says nothing will happen" but I think it's already taken.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
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I believe there are several commenters with very similar nics. That Guy who Intones, Sonorously, "Nothing will happen", That Guy who Sonorously Intones "Nothing will happen", and, of course, That Guy who Says "Nothing will happen", among others, so you may be able to come up with a creative version that isn't taken yet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ain't shit gon' happen, bruh
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (QVmho)
I have no doubt every upper middle class family in New England has a "nanny". Or "gardener". Or whatever. Because I've seen it.
Same as why every farmer down here want illegals. Because they are cheaper. Because they can't run the kids out there anymore.
Same as why drywall and roofing are now all Mexican. Great jobs ? Fuck no. Entry level construction jobs ? You bet your ass.
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (6RPp+)
Yup.
Even if they don't pack, which they will, they'd still be looking for the most aggressive partisans on the bench. Boasberg is definitely auditioning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (cGjQu)
there's some real optimism for you
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:02 PM (XLRZ1)
It's Buffalo. And they have the porn stash behind the bench....again......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (X9ZVL)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 06:02 PM (ycI94)
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Lawfare is their bread and fucking butter.
Posted by: President James Boasberg at April 14, 2026 06:04 PM (XLRZ1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Ain't shit gon' happen, bruh
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 14, 2026
***
Nowt will come to pass.
Posted by: A Yorkshireman at April 14, 2026 06:05 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:05 PM (yAteE)
Last year it was announced that a new Avatar: The Last Airbender movie would air on Nickelodeon this year.
What should have been greeted by much celebration immediately veered into the ditch of DEI as a big 'fan' was put in charge. She promptly fired the original voice cast of the series and hired new people to better reflect the race of each character ... in this fictional world.
Well, that October release just got torpedoed as the whole film has been pirated via hacking and put online.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2026 06:07 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Gen. Pinochet at April 14, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (RIvkX)
Having raised a boy who scored very high on the psychopathy scale, I can say that most psychopathic narcissists have no sense of shame whatsoever. Makes it very difficult to discipline them, although in this case, it should be pretty darned easy to just tell him to fuck right off, which is what I believe the court did.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2026 06:08 PM (DwqWV)
Well, that October release just got torpedoed as the whole film has been pirated via hacking and put online.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026
***
I thought the natives of that planet were all blue? Natives of color, right there!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2026 06:08 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 06:08 PM (X9ZVL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:06 PM (2GVsD)
I imagine it was all gayed up anyway. Anything child related they have to get their hands on.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 06:08 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (XLRZ1)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2026 06:07 PM (wzUl9)
Yeah. Last time I let an airbender, it cleaned a room.
silent....but......deadly........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
so you may be able to come up with a creative version that isn't taken yet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Ain't shit gon' happen, bruh
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 14, 2026
***
Nowt will come to pass.
Posted by: A Yorkshireman
That there dawg won't hunt.
Posted by: Generic Louisiana Redneck Bayou Hunter - at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 14, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
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That tanker was at UAE not Iran and not subject to blockade.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 06:10 PM (X9ZVL)
youtube.com/watch?v=iQmPJ8Y5yr0
Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 06:10 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 14, 2026 06:11 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2026 06:08 PM (X9ZVL)
Boasberg is the Judge who signed off on almost ALL of the illegal Warrants that the Deep State used to spy on Trump and his allies... he was the FISA Judge, who said AOK to CLEAR abuses of power...
But... it is up to ROBERTs to punish him for those clear violations of Rights... yet.... crickets...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:05 PM (yAteE)
I'm not surrendering Ben. I just want to fight back.
And I also know that I'm just sitting here behind a keyboard sounding like a keyboard warrior. So there's that. But when the time comes I will fight.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 06:12 PM (BFff5)
That's what we need.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 06:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 06:12 PM (rbvCR)
>>This is bigger than one case.
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It is? It seems to me it's about one case. In other words, it's one whack in a game of whack-a-mole, with more moles to surface imminently.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 06:13 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2026 06:07 PM (wzUl9)
Yeah. Last time I let an airbender, it cleaned a room.
silent....but......deadly........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Friend of mine had a Dog, named AirBender... asked him why...
told me he had gas problems...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Ein Pfeil has landed. Lots of rivet detail, the SC500 has a rough casting texture, but the tires are completely smooth. And in my boxing they threw in the cowl guns fairing into the same plastic bag as the canopy parts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:13 PM (2GVsD)
MS Now: Trump Voters Voice Skeptism over Trumps' Iran War
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)
This narrative was written before the war. All narratives come to being in the primitive primordial soup of the distant past and evolve to whatever the left needs to be true. Which is why they seem so eager to insist upon themselves and generally have a whiff of bullshittery. They backfilled with the groypers, then the tucker candice axis, and can now cite those groups as a source for the narrative.
Posted by: banana Dream - yep Carl Sagan at April 14, 2026 06:01 PM (3uBP9)
Yep. This is not Trump's war, it's Iran's Oppressive Regime's war in conjunction with Zombie Jimmy Carter and every president since then who has kicked the nuclear threat can down the road..
And the only thing I'm skeptical of in this scenario is the media.
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 06:13 PM (lCppi)
Off home field advantage nothing will happen sock.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 14, 2026 06:14 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge
See @83, no doubt it was.
Also, that is some sock.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Gen. Pinochet at April 14, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)
Mine is more ecologically friendly. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Glad I read through the comments before saying that myself. Gotta be fast in the Horde Memes Mind.
Posted by: mindful webworker - adjusting attitude and latitude at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (sRzfe)
youtube.com/watch?v=iQmPJ8Y5yr0
She can tune a piano, congratulations?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:09 PM (RIvkX)
Facts do not matter. Only the narrative matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)
told me he had gas problems...
****
So, they gave him a fancy name instead of just calling him 'Smells like ass'.
Posted by: clarence at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (lRNKn)
https://youtu.be/wQA59IkCF5I
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2026 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
I was stunned when I found out that The Beatles had covered Siouxie & The Banshees. I can't imagine a bigger honor.
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Gen. Pinochet at April 14, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)
Mine is more ecologically friendly. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)
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a comparison dissertation subject on carbon emissions if ever I saw one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:16 PM (XLRZ1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:15 PM (2GVsD)
Trees are a renewable resource, my dear. Sadly, so are muslims. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 14, 2026 06:17 PM (nyvVg)
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)
Howabout when Iggy Pop did it?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 06:17 PM (rbvCR)
Maybe we could just round up all the pedos and kill them quickly and not subject the nation to this crap. You try grooming a kid online or anywhere, a bullet. Wouldn't that be easier? It seems vastly easier. But I'm just a simple engineer.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 06:18 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 06:18 PM (lCppi)
I'd prefer to refer to them as People of Choler. Because a lot of them sure seem to be pissed off all the time.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 06:18 PM (BFff5)
Heh.
Thing is, we're probably going to find exactly those, between the reconstructions of the Heraculaneum(sp?) charred scrolls and the Oxyrhynchus papyri. And there might even be more shit out there we haven't unearthed yet.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 06:18 PM (gKWVE)
Judge Rao is the one that Spartacus Booker tried to pin down on LGBTQ hires in her confirmation hearing.
"Have you ever hired a gay, lesbian, or transgender person as a clerk?"
She answered, "Uh, I've never been a judge, in fact that's the whole purpose of this hearing is to confirm me as one, so I've never, you know, hired or even HAD clerks."
Paraphrased in my folksy way, but that was the gist.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 06:19 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 06:02 PM (ycI94)
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The one thing that unites appellate-level judges is the herd instinct defense against repeated challenges to their authority by rogue district judges. Boasberg is the worst of that kind. Slapping him down with a mandamus writ is just a taste of what he can expect if he dares to appeal for an en banc hearing.
Posted by: mrp at April 14, 2026 06:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Maybe we could just round up all the pedos and kill them quickly and not subject the nation to this crap. You try grooming a kid online or anywhere, a bullet. Wouldn't that be easier? It seems vastly easier. But I'm just a simple engineer.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 06:18 PM (3uBP9)
The thing is never the thing. This is just the first step in silencing speech, neither more nor less.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)
>>@liz_churchill10
>>SHOCKING: Virginia Democrat Governor Abigail Spanberger…the AWFUL CIA Witch and Obama Apologist…is handing the state’s electoral votes to the national popular vote winner.
>>THIS IS WHAT COMMUNIST RULE LOOKS LIKE
>>WHO WANTS TO BET THAT SHE CHEATED TO WIN?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2026 06:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 06:20 PM (2GVsD)
@KanekoaTheGreat
It's fascinating to see what social media reveals about a person before they become the Pope.
Before he became Pope Leo XIV, Cardinal Robert Prevost was on Twitter trashing Trump, criticizing Vance, calling for open borders, promoting COVID vaccines, endorsing stricter gun control, and tweeting after George Floyd:
"We need to hear more from leaders in the Church, to reject racism and seek justice."
The account was deleted the day he was elected.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 06:20 PM (Dv3i1)
The whole judiciary is lawless and doesn’t even follow its own made-up “rules” - this is hardly or perhaps even most egregious case in the last year+.
The Legal Cult cannot imagine (naturally) the only serious solution to this - repudiation. The damage to society and constitutional order extends far back before Boasberg, and encompasses subjects far beyond immigration.
But the will and wisdom to act are lacking.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2026 06:20 PM (//5Rf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2026 06:20 PM (XLRZ1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 14, 2026 06:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2026 06:21 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 14, 2026 06:21 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 14, 2026 06:23 PM (+89TD)
No really.
All the news was reporting on this like it was matter-of-fact run-of-the-mill proceeding. No biggie.
And not a lowly district court judge ordering an appellate court justice to grovel before him and break all attorney ethics in his mad quest to bring down Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 06:24 PM (HXT0k)
Then again, I said that same thing about Leland Yee 25 years ago and then he caught 20 hard at Santa Rita for running guns.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Beat his bald ass bloody at April 14, 2026 06:25 PM (EJoEY)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 14, 2026 06:25 PM (YlWIZ)
Then again, I said that same thing about Leland Yee 25 years ago and then he caught 20 hard at Santa Rita for running guns.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)
It seems all judges are unimpeachable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 14, 2026 06:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2026 06:25 PM (0+OtZ)
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop
Wellll, the folks who put the roof on the new house, and who will be putting the roof on the old house addition, were Amish from up in Kansas. Working quick & solidly.
Still, just more folks that refuse to assimilate.
Posted by: ezekiel webworker - dang furriners at April 14, 2026 06:26 PM (sRzfe)
Just like the Cop or the Doctor or Lawyer or Contractor should not be trusted - just because of their credential ?
Same for the Pope. I wouldn't bow to him on the street. Might not hold a door for him. Certainly wouldn't tolerate him giving me a scold.
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 06:26 PM (6RPp+)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 14, 2026 06:26 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2026 06:25 PM (0+OtZ)
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Because shut up, pleb.
Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2026 06:26 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 14, 2026 06:27 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 14, 2026 06:28 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2026 06:28 PM (yAteE)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
what about if i gave you a cold?
Posted by: the pope in the pizza at April 14, 2026 06:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 06:29 PM (BI5O2)
The damn Founders. Seriously. They screwed the pooch on this one.
And they even used language about not granting Titles. That meant a certain thing.
Yet we've got all these fuckers running around in robes. That means something. That's a title.
Its stupid.
Posted by: Dildo ... just stop at April 14, 2026 06:29 PM (6RPp+)
Cabin plumbing fixed, a nice conversation and walk with an old friend through the woods, and coming back to all the good national news.
What a nice day!
Posted by: Auspex at April 14, 2026 06:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 06:30 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 06:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: If Only Roberts Had A Brass Pair at April 14, 2026 06:31 PM (vyuWd)
(((J Michelle Childs, a South Carolina judge among contenders to be nominated to the supreme court by Joe Biden, has received strong support from an unlikely source: Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator and leading ally of Donald Trump.)))
Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2026 06:31 PM (dIske)
Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 06:31 PM (N8ZBc)
I mean his head looks like a dick. Literally.
Looking at the opinion, What's most interesting is that the appellate court issued the writ. Often, as a courtesy, the writ is issued conditionally with polite language that it will only issue in the unlikely even the district court does not comply. Not here.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 14, 2026 06:32 PM (g00SI)
Yet we've got all these fuckers running around in robes. That means something. That's a title.
Its stupid.
And we're supposed to refer to them as "Your Honor". Yeah, what was that about "no Titles"?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 06:32 PM (BFff5)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2026 06:25 PM (0+OtZ)
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Keelhaul that man!
Posted by: Judge Bligh at April 14, 2026 06:32 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)
Howabout when Iggy Pop did it?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 06:17 PM (rbvCR)
I didn't even know about that one! You have sent me down the rabbit hole, friend. Or you could say.. I'm just the passenger.
Posted by: SciVo at April 14, 2026 06:33 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Circuit Judge Tiffany Baker-Carper at April 14, 2026 06:34 PM (vyuWd)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)
I've seen some home inspectors on YouTube showing off the results of that: walls that aren't square. Bubble levels have been a thing for hundreds of years. Laser ones have been a thing for 15 or 20 now. But they're selling people houses where the drywall is so bowed that you can't hang pictures or a TV.
There's one guy who went through a brand new subdivision and found a gas leak in every house. I'd have left the gas on and waited for the earth-shattering kaboom, but he didn't do that.
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