Wisconsin Sheriff Sues Liar for Claiming She Was Detained by ICE for Two Days -- When She Was Actually at a Hotel Getting Spa Treatments

There must be consequences for disinformation and defamation. Isn't that what the self-appointed "Disinformation Experts" told us when they tried to ban Joe Rogan?

Woman claimed she was detained by ICE for two days -- but was actually at hotel getting spa treatments: lawsuit

An Illinois woman who claimed she was detained by ICE for nearly two days was actually relaxing at a hotel getting spa treatments, according to a $1 million defamation suit filed by a county sheriff.
US citizen Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, 28, gained national attention last month when she and a band of supporters -- including Cook County, Ill., Commissioner Kevin Morrison -- publicly insisted she was unlawfully detained by ICE officers for roughly 43 hours.
Naqvi claimed that after landing back in the US from a work trip to Turkey on the morning of March 5, she was detained for nearly 30 hours at Chicago O'Hare International Airport, then transferred to another ICE facility in Broadview, Ill., before winding up at Dodge County Jail in Wisconsin.
Morrison, who called the Chicago-area native his "best friend's sister," shared questionable screenshots of Naqvi's location at the Juneau, Wisc., jail on Facebook -- and decried the alleged incident during a tense media conference alongside Naqvi's sister March 8.
"This is a 28-year-old girl just left on the street by ICE in another state, without her property," the commissioner said.
He claimed Naqvi was released from custody in the early hours of March 7, then hitchhiked nine miles to a hotel, where she was met by family.
The Department of Homeland Security called the claims "blatantly false" -- and even posted surveillance footage from the airport showing Naqvi entering a secondary inspection zone that morning and leaving around an hour later.
"Ms. Naqvi departed CBP within 90 minutes of her arrival to the United States...[she] was not taken into custody or transferred to ICE for detention," DHS wrote in a March 10 X statement.
The Dodge County Sheriff's Office also said it had no record of Naqvi ever "being booked, detained, or released" at the local jail.

But Morrison, who is running for a seat in Congress, doubled down -- even accusing the officials of "lying" and "trying to create a cover-up," according to the Wisconsin outlet WISN 12 News.
Now Naqvi and Morrison are the subjects of a federal defamation lawsuit filed by Dodge County Sheriff Dale Schmidt on Friday -- as his office released new details of Naqvi's actual actions during the alleged hoax period.
"She checked into the Hampton Inn and Suites in Rosemont, Ill., for the entire duration of this alleged event," Schmidt said during a press conference, where he presented a hotel bill and text receipts to illustrate Naqvi's time there.
The folio shows Naqvi checked in at the Hampton Inn -- just a 10-minute drive from the airport -- at 1:17 p.m. March 5, while text messages with an unidentified witness over the following days show she enjoyed free food, spa services and trips to the gym.
"May I use ur card to order some food" and "going to check out the gym in like 5," read texts from Naqvi to the witness, according to authorities.
"May i use your card to pay my spa lady?" another says in screenshots released by the sheriff's office.
The witness told cops he also drove Naqvi to a nearby gas station in the early hours of March 7.
Surveillance footage taken from that outing revealed Naqvi brazenly wearing the same clothes that she's later seen sporting in a "reunited" picture uploaded to Facebook just hours later, according to the sheriff's office.
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Though Wisconsin authorities were not able to bring criminal charges in this case, Schmidt is seeking justice through the lawsuit, officials said.
Schmidt is requesting a jury trial and seeking damages no less than $1 million per defendant -- including 10 "John Does" -- who he said caused "reputational harm...particularly as he prepares for a re-election campaign in 2026."

A Wisconsin sheriff is suing Cook County, Illinois commissioner @KBMorrison15, and a leftist woman for defamation after they pushed lies that she was detained by ICE and transferred to Wisconsin.

Video showed her leaving the airport just fine. pic.twitter.com/CHYRT7xRnZ
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) April 13, 2026

A Wisconsin sheriff is suing a woman for defamation claiming she lied to the public over being held in ICE detention before being transferred to his county.

Watch OAN on Spectrum and YouTube TV today for more updates. pic.twitter.com/Rbs7VSne10
— One America News (@OANN) April 13, 2026

The media promoted the hell out of this hoax, and now attempts to walk back the story by calling her a "Troubled Woman" who can't, you know, be held accountable for her actions.

Seems like they should have told us she was a "Troubled Women" when she made her hoax clams.

I don't know what their excuse is for the Democrat running for Congress who promoted this latest leftwing hoax.

Hello! It's going to be another one of those days, isn't it?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 Lying cunts gonna lie.

Posted by: Hotspur at April 14, 2026 12:10 PM (hp5Wc)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 14, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

3 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 12:12 PM (BlV3W)

4 If looks could kill then I know she would
She's playing the part, you know it's understood
I know the second glance was my FIRST mistake
I took the chance that I had to take
Fire in her eyes made my blood run cold
She took me by surprise and Blade is ...

NOT FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

5 Good luck Sheriff, the Marxists will be on your tail for now on

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2026 12:13 PM (BlV3W)

6 Oof. She’s ugly. Like a used soccer ball with lips.

Posted by: That Guy at April 14, 2026 12:14 PM (P5C/E)

7 Hello! It's going to be another one of those days, isn't it?

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Those days where everyone ignores that Trump is the most anti-legal immigration president since like Coolidge?

https://x.com/David_J_Bier/
status/2043767498936406323

Yeah, I think it'll be one of those days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 12:14 PM (1Q6Kv)

8 It's going to be another one of those days, isn't it?

Probably, but at least you aren't Eric Swalwell. He must open his eyes after sleeping and think "Aw, s***!".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

9 I think we all know how this will go.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2026 12:14 PM (AkEZC)

10 But it wasn't a lie, lie.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 12:14 PM (Dv3i1)

11 8 It's going to be another one of those days, isn't it?

Probably, but at least you aren't Eric Swalwell. He must open his eyes after sleeping and think "Aw, s***!".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

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He should have destroyed Katie Porter six months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 12:15 PM (1Q6Kv)

12
Spouse goes missing overnight to cheat/screw around:

"I was detained by ICE! No Really!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 12:15 PM (IifOV)

13 What a dingbat.

I did not know Hampton Inn had spa services, so I learned that as well.

For a few years I always look at the names of criminals involved with murder shootings here. 99% of the time they are Hispanic or foreign sounding names. In the news today, after a wild party, the arrested guy said he "shouldn't have had a gun because he's not a legal citizen."

No kidding. DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 14, 2026 12:15 PM (WONhk)

14 But it wasn't a lie, lie.

More of a whimsical farce, really, a mere bagatelle.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

15 If you win, how do you collect from a John Doe?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 12:16 PM (vTZFs)

16 Those days where everyone ignores that Trump is the most anti-legal immigration president since like Coolidge?
_____

Now that H1B seems to be corrected, I just learned about the horrors of Optional Practical Training (OPT) for F-1 Students - USCIS. Make this go away!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 12:16 PM (Dv3i1)

17 Fake but accurate

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 12:16 PM (F0U8p)

18 Sue and do NOT settle. Get the whole story out there and make them pay. The process is also punishment.

PUNISH!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2026 12:16 PM (xvV+O)

19 Three comments:

1. "where he presented a hotel bill and text receipts to illustrate Naqvi's time there" -- someone ratted her out. Good.

2. This story would have been better if the original hoax was true. This woman is obviously a miserable cunting bitch. Would been nice and well-deserved for her to get hassled and detained by ICE for a few days. Fuck her.

3. Did she set this whole thing up by laying low at the hotel?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

20 There is no widespread fake spa day accusations against ICE.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 12:17 PM (F0U8p)

21 You can't get a seaweed wrap on stolen land!!

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 12:17 PM (F0U8p)

22 Afternoon Ace

@7 TJM, did you see any of Bier's testimony in front of Sen Kennedy? The guy is a complete idiot, arrogant and snotty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2026 12:17 PM (genhU)

23 It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (5yDGQ)

24 In the news today, after a wild party, the arrested guy said he "shouldn't have had a gun because he's not a legal citizen."
___

This really highlights the problem we have in this country with white male gun culture.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (Dv3i1)

25 I have a really old first baseman’s mitt that looks better than this liar.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (xvV+O)

26 The lying liar sure likes using other people's cards to pay for shit.

Some kind of OnlyFans hoo-ah, I'm guessing?

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (gtcuf)

27 She needs to have her citizenship revoked.

And no, I don't care if she was born here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (IG3/x)

28 You know, every story about her repeats the "US citizen" bit.

Hmmm.

FWIW, she has quite the history of making s*it up...

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (XuXeR)

29 16 Now that H1B seems to be corrected, I just learned about the horrors of Optional Practical Training (OPT) for F-1 Students - USCIS. Make this go away!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 12:16 PM (Dv3i1)

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It's my understanding that the value of the OPT is its ability to feed into H1-B.

The path is OPT - H1-B - Green Card.

With H1-B new issuances down 90%, the pipeline from OPT to any other visa is broken.

But, remember, people were saying Trump wasn't doing anything about it for a year. They were trying to drive wedges into the base specifically about this issue.

Why would they do that when there was a 90% drop in new H1-B's?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

30 I feel like this will get tossed for some secret squirrel commie reason..
Would be nice if it didn't though.

Why cant the news who reported this also get sued, since it didn't seem like it took much effort to figure out?

Posted by: Inogame at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (53oGX)

31 I could use a mani-pedi myself. Will ICE pay for my spa stay?

Posted by: Lookin' Ruff at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)

32 Every once and a while, the austists at Reddit pull out some interesting data:

I can’t believe more people don’t know about this crazy rabbit hole. This girl ruined people’s lives when she was a senior at uiuc and got caught and was expelled. Now she’s back at it again.

• ⁠falsely accused of a professor of sexual harassment; he lost his job and is now suing the university
• multiple attempts to ruin ex boyfriend 1’s life. (1) held him at knifepoint with her roommate to get him to delete files proving her professor accusation was false (2) catfished the ex boyfriend 1 to meet in a spot and then filed a sexual assault against him (he didn’t even meet her); police ended up proving she’s lying and she got probation for two years. (3) filed that her car was stolen (heavily hinted ex boyfriend 1 did it) and had ex boyfriend 2 drive her around town looking for it. During that time her roommate broke into ex boyfriend 2’s apt and broke his laptop (trying to frame ex boyfriend 1)
• got expelled from the university right before graduation

Her trip to Turkey was for an undisclosed medical procedure funded by her boyfriend...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

33 22 Afternoon Ace

@7 TJM, did you see any of Bier's testimony in front of Sen Kennedy? The guy is a complete idiot, arrogant and snotty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2026 12:17 PM (genhU)

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All I know about him is that he works for CATO and opens his hairy butthole to any swarthy immigrant who comes along because American men won't fuck him in the ass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (1Q6Kv)

34 If someone was paying for her spa weekend, she was not "troubled," she was an anti-US activist. I'd like to know who paid her bills too.

Who is funding this stuff? One of the Singham/Soros ilk? Could it have been an informant?

Posted by: PJ at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (+jscL)

35
I don't like shellfish but "hoax clams" sounds like they might be real meat disguised as clams. worth a shot.

Posted by: comradearthur at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (uT7Mb)

36 30
Why cant the news who reported this also get sued, since it didn't seem like it took much effort to figure out?

Because Judge Kammana Wannalea will rule "no malice" or "lack of standing."

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (gtcuf)

37 Oof. She’s ugly. Like a used soccer ball with lips."

Unlike the young lady mentioned in the last thread...

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (XuXeR)

38 I love this
Sue like the wind, Sheriff!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (MzksJ)

39 Why cant the news who reported this also get sued, since it didn't seem like it took much effort to figure out?
Posted by: Inogame

This case shows once again the enormous success of investigative journalism!
-Potato Stelter

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (Dv3i1)

40
Hoaxing is caring, Ace.

Just like all the ***-**** ******-******* language demonstrates passion.

Posted by: Auspex at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (Y8DZL)

41 "This is a 28-year-old girl-"

Interesting claim that a 28-year-old is not a responsible adult. But go on...

Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (RjOoY)

42 1. "where he presented a hotel bill and text receipts to illustrate Naqvi's time there" -- someone ratted her out. Good.

Apparently some ~~dude~~ sucker who thought they were in a "relationship" or wanted to be.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (vTZFs)

43 Eric Salwell and President Trump raped me while I was in ICE detention.

Call me Eric!

Posted by: Sunny Navqi, Pakistani terrorist mole at April 14, 2026 12:21 PM (4eiIm)

44 "where he presented a hotel bill and text receipts to illustrate Naqvi's time there" -- someone ratted her out. Good.

Apparently some dude sucker who thought they were in a "relationship" or wanted to be.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 12:20 PM (vTZFs)
______

Even better!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

45 i hope the sheriff gets all 12 mil out of this...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 14, 2026 12:21 PM (578V/)

46 My neck was bothering me all last night, where's the ICE detention center?
Problem for us mutts is figuring out which country we're supposed to pretend to be from. Israel? Poland? Ireland? I just know I don't want to risk being deported to Britain.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 12:22 PM (gKWVE)

47 Who is funding this stuff? One of the Singham/Soros ilk? Could it have been an informant?
Posted by: PJ

If you guessed "we funded it from our taxes" there's a good chance you'd be right.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Dv3i1)

48 Her trip to Turkey was for an undisclosed medical procedure funded by her boyfriend..."

Abortion? Boobs? Buttlift?
Clearly not dentistry...

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 12:22 PM (XuXeR)

49 More:

Legal entries down 99%:

https://x.com/EndWokeness/
status/2043902298917613587

Trump is the most radically successful immigration president since Kennedy's bill in the 60s.

And the right doesn't give a flying fuck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 12:22 PM (1Q6Kv)

50 Dat bish cray cray

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2026 12:22 PM (oqH4h)

51 US citizen Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, 28, gained national attention last month when she and a band of supporters -- including Cook County, Ill., Commissioner Kevin Morrison -- publicly insisted she was unlawfully detained by ICE officers for roughly 43 hours.

Someone needs to interview him and see what he says now.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2026 12:23 PM (7yTeO)

52 Bridge Over Troubled Woman is one of the lesser-known Simon and Garfunkel B-sides.

Posted by: far cry at April 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Q6P2R)

53 I don't care what she looks like. She is a liar and a criminal alien who needs to go back to wherever she came from. She's "troubled"? So what? So are lots of people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Nx5jP)

54 More of a whimsical farce, really, a mere bagatelle.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

Morally correct, socially observant, ethically progressive.
This is what truth(tm) SHOULD be.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2026 12:24 PM (rbvCR)

55 > 34 If someone was paying for her spa weekend, she was not "troubled," she was an anti-US activist. I'd like to know who paid her bills too.

Apparently she was charging that stuff to her now most-recent-ex-boyfriend's card, who she's been gold-digging for a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 12:24 PM (IG3/x)

56 Someone needs to interview him and see what he says now.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2026 12:23 PM (7yTeO)
—-

You misspelled “beat the shit out of him.”

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2026 12:24 PM (xvV+O)

57 including Cook County, Ill., Commissioner Kevin Morrison"

Hey, running for office is hard!

Posted by: man at April 14, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)

58 32 wow she really is cuckookachoo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 14, 2026 12:25 PM (ZpHph)

59 The question is, was Eric SwallowsWell, ever in Bergdorf Goodman at anytime in the 90's?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2026 12:25 PM (XV/Pl)

60 And good luck to the WI sheriff who is suing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 12:26 PM (Nx5jP)

61 How much does her go-fund-me account have? Bet it's not trivial.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2026 12:26 PM (AkEZC)

62 Someone needs to interview him and see what he says now.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2026 12:23 PM (7yTeO)

Yeah. Interview him.

In front of a jury.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 14, 2026 12:26 PM (FmapG)

63 wow she really is cuckookachoo

The accepted medical nomenclature is "coo-coo for cocoa puffs".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

64 Willowed: Muldoon, you failed to mention covid. The feds basically killed two million people, and sold the public on the idea, by saying they were the Science fighting back against Trump. They were able to kill two million people with ventilators, remdesivir, and MRSA that way.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 14, 2026 12:28 PM (fE51n)

65 Morrison will just say Trump made him do it.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 12:28 PM (gtcuf)

66 Muslims believe Jesus was having a spa day instead of being up on the cross.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 12:28 PM (F0U8p)

67 Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 12:29 PM (jMIwv)

68 Her trip to Turkey was for an undisclosed medical procedure funded by her boyfriend...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

El-cheapo boob job. Yeah, she is a cunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 12:29 PM (utfVc)

69 I have a really old first baseman’s mitt that looks better than this liar.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2026 12:18 PM (xvV+O)

i bet she's a starfish....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 14, 2026 12:30 PM (578V/)

70 GFM, huh? Makes sense. No sum of money is too much for our precious foreigners.

Don't be so parochial, racist native scum.

Fraud is part of the precious foreigners' culture, and that is of course preferable to your culture, which doesn't exist.

Go donate to her GFM today. Or don't. You just paid your taxes, so she'll get paid either way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 12:30 PM (BI5O2)

71 Nuttier than squirrel farts

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2026 12:30 PM (oqH4h)

72 She seems ice.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2026 12:31 PM (vFG9F)

73 All I know about him is that he works for CATO and opens his hairy butthole to any swarthy immigrant who comes along because American men won't fuck him in the ass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That reads like YD.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)

74 1) The MSM wants this story to be true.
2) So they run with it. Without any real fact checking or background.
3) The leftists who watch/listen to MSM to get their per-conceived biases re-affirmed suck it up and repeat it verbatim.
And this story then become part of their "truth".
4) Any rebuttal or correction will never come close to the reach of the original coverage.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 14, 2026 12:32 PM (MNCvZ)

75 Something is very very strange about all this. Drug mule? Prostitute? From Times of India:

The sheriff said the ex-boyfriend told him he gave Naqvi about $25,000 over a matter of weeks, including for her flight to Turkey. He also said that the ex-boyfriend knew that she was not detained by the ICE but later joined the 'false narrative' of the family.

Naqvi does not have a clean record as she was convicted of lying about being the victim of a sexual assault. Naqvi has also been evicted twice in recent years, Cook County court records show. "In 2024, a River North apartment complex said she owed over $43,000 in rent and fees. Around the same time, JP Morgan said she owed nearly $15,000 in unpaid credit card debt."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

76 I wonder how many self made waffles she was able to scarf down during her access to this Hampton Inn's luxurious free breakfast?

Probably pocketed a few bananas, too.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2026 12:33 PM (5yDGQ)

77 In the last thread, we were discussing the difference in fertility for liberals vs. conservatives. It's absolutely gobsmacking to see the difference in graphical form. Something tells me Ms. Kidnapped by ICE has no kids.

Based on reports regarding the investigation into her claims, Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi has a history of alleged fabrications, including a fake pregnancy. Police reports and investigations into her background indicate a pattern of untruthful statements, suggesting claims about having children may not be factual.

https://is.gd/8gnzAP

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

78 Looks like all her criminal friends and relatives were in on it.

They've got to know what a whackjob she is, but did they bother to mention that? No, they corroborated her lie until the whole thing fell apart.

They need to go, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 12:33 PM (IG3/x)

79 64 Willowed: Muldoon, you failed to mention covid. The feds basically killed two million people, and sold the public on the idea, by saying they were the Science fighting back against Trump. They were able to kill two million people with ventilators, remdesivir, and MRSA that way.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 14, 2026 12:28 PM (fE51n)
Maybe not adjudicated here but certainly judged in the afterlife.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2026 12:33 PM (LHPAg)

80 Disinformation and defamation?

More like agitprop.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 12:34 PM (b97oG)

81 They’re gonna love her in prison. Her lips look like a vagina.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 14, 2026 12:34 PM (Bq6MR)

82
Her trip to Turkey was for an undisclosed medical procedure funded by her boyfriend...

She used to be a man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 12:34 PM (jMIwv)

83 Someone needs to interview him and see what he says now.
//

But would that be polite? And I hate to harm the Democrats, you know, because they are good. Not my job.

Signed,
Mainstream Media Reporter

Posted by: PJ at April 14, 2026 12:34 PM (+jscL)

84 Naqvi does not have a clean record as she was convicted of lying about being the victim of a sexual assault. Naqvi has also been evicted twice in recent years, Cook County court records show. "In 2024, a River North apartment complex said she owed over $43,000 in rent and fees. Around the same time, JP Morgan said she owed nearly $15,000 in unpaid credit card debt."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx

It's crazy chicks like these that make it difficult for a guy to bang hot latinas looking for green cards.

Or a path to Canada.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)

85

The communist Dems are really putting the pedal down.

Maximum MKUltra. You can see it happening all over.

Trump fucking up Iran is one response to it. After all, that country was created by dumbass Communists.

That's why the strong push in the media.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 14, 2026 12:35 PM (et1vG)

86 I realized today that cell phone is a homophone of self-own. Why do I think about this stuff? More to the point, why do I share it? I truly am a tortured soul.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 12:35 PM (F0U8p)

87 > Probably pocketed a few bananas, too.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2026 12:33 PM (5yDGQ)

Oh, more than a few, going by her history.

There are a lot of dumb banana owners out there who let the banana make decisions for them.

Don't stick it in crazy, guys. Not even once!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 12:35 PM (IG3/x)

88 She's a habitual liar.
Per Grok-
Public records from 2019-2020 show Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi (then a UIUC student) made sexual harassment allegations against Professor Joe Petry that the university investigated and deemed not credible, linking them to blackmail for a grade and money. She faced felony charges including intimidation, aggravated unlawful restraint, residential burglary, and criminal damage to property tied to incidents with two ex-boyfriends (threats to delete evidence, break-in, property destruction, false reports causing one ex's arrest). A stalking no-contact order was issued against her re: the professor. Most charges were acquitted or dismissed; roommate was convicted on related counts.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

89 All these people from foreign countries want to do is steal from the taxpayers and grift off every fraud and lawsuit possible.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Bq6MR)

90 How about no.

It is in the best interests of the Roman Catholic Church, the USA and the world that the Vatican publicly release details as to the subject matter of the recent meeting between Pope Leo XIV and Obama's political strategist, David Axelrod.

This incident is harming the Church in the USA far more than it is harming the USA itself.

Transparency may defuse the situation.

https://is.gd/GoQ8E1

Posted by: The RCC at April 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

91 Meanwhile

The Spanish PM's wife, Begona, has been charged with corruption after a two year probe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 12:37 PM (KfXOG)

92 Naqvi does not have a clean record as she was convicted of lying about being the victim of a sexual assault. Naqvi has also been evicted twice in recent years, Cook County court records show. "In 2024, a River North apartment complex said she owed over $43,000 in rent and fees. Around the same time, JP Morgan said she owed nearly $15,000 in unpaid credit card debt."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx

It's crazy chicks like these that make it difficult for a guy to bang hot latinas looking for green cards.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)
______

"INORITE?"

-- Hot Latinas Looking For Green Cards

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 14, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

93 This must be one of those handmaid's tales. Who knew Hampton Inn was complicit? They probably even forced her to sit in "The Comfy Chair!" ™

Posted by: Rex B at April 14, 2026 12:38 PM (DqQS/)

94 Who does she think she is, Somali?

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 14, 2026 12:38 PM (+iIfu)

95 The Spanish PM's wife, Begona, has been charged with corruption after a two year probe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2026 12:37 PM (KfXOG)

My, my, my Begona.

Nope!

Posted by: The Knack at April 14, 2026 12:38 PM (utfVc)

96 Woman lie? This is impossible.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:39 PM (FmapG)

97 Trump is the most radically successful immigration president since Kennedy's bill in the 60s.

And the right doesn't give a flying fuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Purity spiral is a destructive thing. I used to deal with it when I was involved in 2A advocacy--
E.g.
"Because you don't agree that individuals should be able to own ICBMs with nuclear warheads as intended by the Founders, then you are the enemy."

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)

98 Who does she think she is, Somali?
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 14, 2026 12:38 PM (+iIfu)

Pakis are the Somalis of south Asia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 12:39 PM (utfVc)

99 The Spanish PM's wife, Begona, has been charged with corruption after a two year probe.

She's got a bit of a Jennifer Anniston vibe.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

100 It's crazy chicks like these that make it difficult for a guy to bang hot latinas looking for green cards.
------------
They bang good, though. All you have to do is move to be shed of them.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:40 PM (FmapG)

101 [O/T -- ICYMI:]

Trump reposted this AI video of himself aging.

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/
116400821187586701

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2026 12:40 PM (qCJQA)

102 Her trip to Turkey was for an undisclosed medical procedure funded by her boyfriend...

Turkey teeth?

Posted by: I didn't know turkeys had teeth... at April 14, 2026 12:41 PM (TbWk/)

103 And I'm sure that any criticism will be seen as traumatizing to her.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2026 12:41 PM (RjOoY)

104 Who'd a thunk it?

Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

105 A guy I used to know online was married to a Hot Latina.

He was pretty happy overall... the only problem was, as he put it, "She gets pregnant even if I just jack off while thinking about her."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 12:42 PM (IG3/x)

106 104 Who'd a thunk it?

Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30
--------------
Never saw it coming. Terrible.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:42 PM (FmapG)

107 > Naqvi has also been evicted twice in recent years, Cook County court records show.

Amateur. The professional deadbeats drag out the process so long the landlord is forced to concede to the deadbeat's demands, including sealing the records of their eviction.

Some of these guys have a dozen evictions, but a background check will show a pristine record.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (mkw2N)

108 "In 2024, a River North apartment complex said she owed over $43,000 in rent and fees.
_______________________

Chicago must have a really interesting eviction process.

Leave
No
Leave
No
Leave
No

Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (dIske)

109 Ruby Begona

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (jMIwv)

110 In 2024, a River North apartment complex said she owed over $43,000 in rent and fees. Around the same time, JP Morgan said she owed nearly $15,000 in unpaid credit card debt.

-------

This is disgusting. $58,000 in stolen money?

That GFM better be huge and luxurious. This deprived, precious foreigner wasn't even able to steal enough to buy a single German luxury car in Trump's America.

Sad!

With your generous donation, Sundar will be able to start her own learing senter, and live as befits a foreigner.

Dig deep, brothers. Dig deep.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

111 Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

Body positivity. I'm positive that weighing 600 lbs will shorten your lifespan dramatically. RIP.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)

112 Honestly this is kind of funny, I mean she came up with what probably her employers thought was a plausible excuse. until they looked at her and she looked well groomed, pampered, and comfortable rather than "I just got out of jail."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (El6/E)

113 104 Who'd a thunk it?

Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

Beautiful and healthy at any size!

Posted by: Turns out, not so much at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

114 The Spanish PM's wife, Begona, has been charged with corruption after a two year probe.

She's got a bit of a Jennifer Anniston vibe.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

------------

A Red Robin Melania.

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (qCJQA)

115 Who'd a thunk it?

Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

Pallbearers will be Bobcat and John Deere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 12:43 PM (utfVc)

116 89 All these people from foreign countries want to do is steal from the taxpayers and grift off every fraud and lawsuit possible.
Posted by: Vengeance
--------
The world views us in the United States as lottery winners and it is unfair to the rest of the world that we don't want to share our wealth and citizenship with them. To a lesser degree, the same about Israel.

You see complaints from other nations that they don't get to vote on American politicians for example: "Your policies affect us so it is only fair that the whole world gets to vote on them".

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

117 >>>They were able to kill two million people with ventilators, remdesivir, and MRSA that way.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 14, 2026 12:28 PM (fE51n)

Now do the vaccine.

Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2026 12:44 PM (q177U)

118 Ruby Begona

No, that doesn't strike a familiar note.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

119 Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good

Per her wishes, she will be cremated. This will take place Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2026 12:45 PM (RjOoY)

120 Damn that Big Oil!

CA Gets More Money Per Gallon of Gas in Taxes Than Oil Companies Do in Profit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

121 Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

I feel bad for her because she was actually trying to lose weight. The people I don't care about so much are the "body positivity influencers" who died from being grossly unhealthy and trying to push it on others as normal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 12:46 PM (El6/E)

122 Naqvi sounds like that brazen, crazy woman who falsely accused Clayton Ekhard and a half dozen more guys of impregnating her over years. She manufactured evidence and even called the coos and sued some of them After clayton sued her she doubled down with the crazy but still has never said 'i give up'

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 12:46 PM (XWzQF)

123 O/T I just wanted to give a little memoriam today for Jewells. Today marks the 1st anniversary of her passing. I had signed her guestbook online and got an email reminding me that she died a year ago today. RIP lovely lady.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

124 118 Ruby Begona

No, that doesn't strike a familiar note.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

Does The Kingfish, though?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 14, 2026 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

125 The people I don't care about so much are the "body positivity influencers" who died from being grossly unhealthy and trying to push it on others as normal.

It's a cope. They know damn well it's extremely unhealthful to be that heavy, but lack the will power to do what needs to be done to slim down.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

126 Her trip to Turkey was for an undisclosed medical procedure funded by her boyfriend...

Is it still a BBL if it's not done in Brazil?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

127 Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

She was a special person...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2026 12:48 PM (t1nc+)

128 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2026 12:19 PM (JCZqz)

Borderline personality disorder isn’t diagnosed as often as it should be.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Dd38x)

129 Two shows I don't like to watch are obese people shows and hoarder shows. They depress me. Now, Antique Roadshows or Roadworthy Rescues and Imma happy.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:49 PM (FmapG)

130 She would fit right in with the Democrats in CONgress.

Posted by: Case at April 14, 2026 12:49 PM (pvf3X)

131 So was this done intentionally to set up an anti ice story or did they just decide after the fact it was a good idea ??

Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 12:50 PM (XWzQF)

132 117 >>>They were able to kill two million people with ventilators, remdesivir, and MRSA that way.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 14, 2026 12:28 PM (fE51n)

Now do the vaccine.
Posted by: Max Power at April 14, 2026 12:44 PM (q177U)

It's a real vaccine and stops people from getting COVID! It's safe and effective! Those VAERS reports are made-up bullshit lies from crackpot doctors and right-wing nutjobs! Never mind that CDC secretly changed the definition of a vaccine in the dead of night! It's still a vaccine, you vax denying rubes! Don't believe facts, data, or your lying eyes, believe in SCIENCE™!

Posted by: Things I learned here, surprisingly enough at April 14, 2026 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

133 It's a cope. They know damn well it's extremely unhealthful to be that heavy, but lack the will power to do what needs to be done to slim down.
----------------
I honestly think is something they can't control. Ozempic ain't gonna fix a 600 pounder.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:50 PM (FmapG)

134 The reality shows about tremendously fat people, gypsies, drug addicts, surgically mutated rich women, etc. always give me a good, cynical laugh.

They're very popular. Millions of viewers. Almost all of whom would tell you that a family in a tent at a traveling circus watching a mental defective biting the heads off chickens are relics of the barbaric past.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 12:50 PM (BI5O2)

135
Swalwell is getting the Lisa Bloom treatment on Victim #5. He's doomed.

Bloom, doom. Summon muldoon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 12:51 PM (n7rxJ)

136 Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2026 12:47

Thanks. What a lovely caring person, towards people and critters and so talented with jewelry. I just found a beautiful bracelet made up of crystal looking stones and a little cross and a "faith" charm on it. It had fallen behind a dresser. I was glad to get it back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2026 12:51 PM (Yl2Ob)

137 Isn't it amazing the amount of hoaxes perpetrated by commie leftists grifters?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 14, 2026 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

138 > I feel bad for her because she was actually trying to lose weight.

Same. People don't get to that weight without some serious mental battles. Trying to climb back out is nearly impossible. I'm proud of her for trying.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

139 Is it still a BBL if it's not done in Brazil?
Posted by: Ian S.
======
Turkish Delight! was already taken.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

140 So was this done intentionally to set up an anti ice story or did they just decide after the fact it was a good idea ??
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2026 12:50 PM (XWzQF)

Sounds more like it was an effort juggle between two boyfriends, and mooch money off both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 12:52 PM (utfVc)

141 123 O/T I just wanted to give a little memoriam today for Jewells. Today marks the 1st anniversary of her passing. I had signed her guestbook online and got an email reminding me that she died a year ago today. RIP lovely lady.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

Ah man. She was a wonderful old gal, loved her to pieces. Peace and blessings to her soul.

Posted by: *bows head for a moment of respect* at April 14, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)

142 If you can't be a role model, might as well be a cautionary tale...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 14, 2026 12:53 PM (wtvvX)

143 142 If you can't be a role model, might as well be a cautionary tale...
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This is true.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (FmapG)

144 129 Two shows I don't like to watch are obese people shows and hoarder shows. They depress me. Now, Antique Roadshows or Roadworthy Rescues and Imma happy.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:49 PM (FmapG)

Intervention. Now that's a real spirit-lifter. Especially when they run from the rehab center, relapse, and don't get heard from again.

Posted by: Breezy cheerful viewing at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

145 I like to imagine Jewells in heaven taking care of our pets and letting them know we are coming to get them, not to worry.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (Dd38x)

146 Who'd a thunk it?

Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

Pallbearers will be Bobcat and John Deere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*beep beep beep

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (7yTeO)

147 > Turkish Delight! was already taken.

C.S. Lewis convinced me Turkish Delight would be amazing. When I finally got to try it, I was so disappointed.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

148 It's a cope. They know damn well it's extremely unhealthful to be that heavy, but lack the will power to do what needs to be done to slim down.
Posted by: Archimedes

And I have seen videos about when they turn their lives around, lose weight and get healthy only to get attacked by the "HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE!" creatures.

On the plus side, they can easily outrun those people.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (RjOoY)

149
When you are dating take a lot of time to get to know the person, male or female.

A lot of bad relationships could be avoided if people don't jump into the bed first.

Posted by: four seasons at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (3ek7K)

150 Spare a thought to Swalwell doing multiple prison sentences in every state system he diddled and raped in. It sounds really serious. The poor guy.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 14, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)

151 Maybe not adjudicated here but certainly judged in the afterlife.

Y'all talk about the idiots stealing the election or mutilating teens as something to be dealt with rather than leaving it to the afterlife.

Maybe the victims of covid deserve secular justice too?

Because you know they're going to do it again with the next virus. And get invited to all the right conferences at the Vatican by the idiot priests and pope afterwards.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 14, 2026 12:55 PM (gHSfI)

152 142 If you can't be a role model, might as well be a cautionary tale...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

When my friends' second child was a newborn, I told him that his mom and dad would refer to me as a bad example.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2026 12:55 PM (RjOoY)

153 If you can't be a role model, might as well be a cautionary tale...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I strive to be sn OSHA entry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2026 12:56 PM (7yTeO)

154
So, what's her status? Is she a US citizen or what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 12:56 PM (n7rxJ)

155 Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

That cremation is going to be one hell of a grease fire.

Posted by: Body positive humorist at April 14, 2026 12:56 PM (IifOV)

156 Whoever mentioned the covid vaccine: if you're not going to stop them from committing fraud with the basic medicine, they're going to use that as a starting point to forcing the vaccine on people. You need to start at the beginning.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 14, 2026 12:57 PM (gHSfI)

157 Maybe the victims of covid deserve secular justice too?

I think the people who called for forgiveness about how they behaved during covid were not prepared for the sheer level of hate directed at them.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2026 12:57 PM (RjOoY)

158 Swalwell's victim is going to file report with the police. Not looking good for Swalwell.

Posted by: WisRich at April 14, 2026 12:57 PM (G0vdT)

159
So, what's her status? Is she a US citizen or what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

==============

Oh, I see. She is. Naturalized or native-born? Because filing a false police report, which she was convicted of a few years ago, seems like a... crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 12:57 PM (n7rxJ)

160 So, what's her status? Is she a US citizen or what?

who cares

DEPORT!

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 12:57 PM (j+aD2)

161 Someone needs to fully examine the issue of her hoax clam.

... I'd like to rephrase.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 14, 2026 12:58 PM (NYInA)

162 Scarlet Begona

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 12:58 PM (gtcuf)

163 158 Swalwell's victim is going to file report with the police. Not looking good for Swalwell.
--------------
That Steyer guy has some deep pockets. Watching Swalwell being eaten by a Whale is entertaining.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 14, 2026 12:59 PM (FmapG)

164 C.S. Lewis convinced me Turkish Delight would be amazing. When I finally got to try it, I was so disappointed.

Yeah its the candy that people eat last at the party, its just not very good. I found lobster very underwhelming the first time I tried it as well, I mean it wasn't bad but its not some super cuisine that is worth what people charge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 12:59 PM (El6/E)

165 > That cremation is going to be one hell of a grease fire.

In her case, I doubt there is a chamber large enough.

I've heard crematoriums have had to adopt special procedures for larger clients. They have special barrels that have to be scrubbed down thoroughly after a few uses and they have to cook them lower and slower, like good barbecue.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

166 159 Oh, I see. She is. Naturalized or native-born? Because filing a false police report, which she was convicted of a few years ago, seems like a... crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2026 12:57 PM (n7rxJ)

=======

The Trump administration has started stripping naturalized citizens of citizenship when caught for criminal activity. It's just a handful so far, but I suspect that it'll just grow with time. Hiring new lawyers to replace the literal hundreds who quit in the DOJ slowed the start of all of this action like people wouldn't believe.

This lady could be the next example, especially since she created a bad narrative to ICE and Stephen Miller takes that sort of shit personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:00 PM (1Q6Kv)

167
The CBS radio affiliate this morning's story was about the embattled Republican House member Tony Ramirez retiring due to an affair with a staffer that resulted in a woman's suicide.......and also a democrat Eric Swalwell retiring due to an "affair".

The media don't even try to hide their bias.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 01:01 PM (IifOV)

168 Intervention. Now that's a real spirit-lifter. Especially when they run from the rehab center, relapse, and don't get heard from again.
Posted by: Breezy cheerful viewing

Britney Spears Reportedly Seeks Help With Addiction

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)

169 Pelosi says she knew nothing about Swalwell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 01:02 PM (jMIwv)

170 Appeals Court Orders Boasberg to End His “Intrusive” Criminal Contempt Investigation of Trump Related to Alien Enemies Act

Boasburg immediately countered that Trump ask8ng the Circuit for relief is itself tampering and will further investigatex.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 14, 2026 01:02 PM (f610r)

171 I've heard crematoriums have had to adopt special procedures for larger clients. They have special barrels that have to be scrubbed down thoroughly after a few uses and they have to cook them lower and slower, like good barbecue.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

Make her corpse the guest of honor at Burning Man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 01:02 PM (utfVc)

172 C.S. Lewis convinced me Turkish Delight would be amazing. When I finally got to try it, I was so disappointed.
Posted by: bonhomme

If all you had to eat was British cuisine, on wartime rations, that's when Turkish Delight really shines!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

173 170 Appeals Court Orders Boasberg to End His “Intrusive” Criminal Contempt Investigation of Trump Related to Alien Enemies Act

Boasburg immediately countered that Trump ask8ng the Circuit for relief is itself tampering and will further investigatex.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 14, 2026 01:02 PM (f610r)

=======

It's a full on writ of mandamus.

I mean...it's still just a piece of paper with no actual authority to impel action or implement punishment. But it's the judiciary's version of a nuclear bomb internally.

Man...if Democrats wouldn't vote lockstep to clear Boasberg of an impeachment trial in the Senate, there'd be a great case for actually impeaching him now. I doubt Fetterman would even vote for conviction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:04 PM (1Q6Kv)

174
I didn't know there was such a thing as a federal defamation lawsuit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 14, 2026 01:04 PM (VWtfl)

175 169 Pelosi says she knew nothing about Swalwell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 01:02 PM

She knew nothing about insider trading

She knew nothing about her husband crashing a car drunk with another women in the car.

She knew nothing about the J-6 happening under her watch

She knows a lot of nothing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (IifOV)

176 This lady could be the next example, especially since she created a bad narrative to ICE and Stephen Miller takes that sort of shit personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:00 PM (1Q6Kv)

Bzzzzt! Category error! TJM to the Barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (utfVc)

177 None of this shit ever, ever stops until people start paying a deeply, and I mean deeply, personal price. Like the price anyone on our side pays while having their lives ruined.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (BFff5)

178 Max Miller made Turkish Delight on Tasting History a few months back. It looked good. I don't think I've ever tasted it.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (gtcuf)

179 171 I've heard crematoriums have had to adopt special procedures for larger clients. They have special barrels that have to be scrubbed down thoroughly after a few uses and they have to cook them lower and slower, like good barbecue.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

Make her corpse the guest of honor at Burning Man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026

You are so bad today! 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (hftzA)

180 169 Pelosi says she knew nothing about Swalwell.
____

We believe her.
-Investigative Journalists

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (Dv3i1)

181 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: alias at April 14, 2026 01:06 PM (IqaN9)

182 Hiring new lawyers to replace the literal hundreds who quit in the DOJ slowed the start of all of this action like people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:00 PM

Why is Thune holding the Senate in pro forma sessions?

It serves to block all Trump recess appointments.

Is there some pro-MAGA reason for doing so? (Of which I am uninformed?)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:06 PM (HlyYF)

183 > She knows a lot of nothing.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (IifOV)

The Sergeant Schultz of the House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 01:06 PM (IG3/x)

184 Boasburg immediately countered that Trump ask8ng the Circuit for relief is itself tampering and will further investigatex.

Boasburg needs to be disbarred, impeached, and removed from his position. He is continually abusing his position and power. The next Democrat president will probably put him on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 01:06 PM (El6/E)

185 I like to imagine Jewells in heaven taking care of our pets and letting them know we are coming to get them, not to worry.

If you wish to make a donation in her memory, here is the place she volunteered.

https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (vTZFs)

186 147 > Turkish Delight! was already taken.

C.S. Lewis convinced me Turkish Delight would be amazing. When I finally got to try it, I was so disappointed.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

It was used to bribe us to go to class one year in uni.

Next time I eat it, I want to have it with coffee as intended for I think that will be quite helpful.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (E6xSb)

187 At WaPo: "Stop using salad dressing"

tl;dr: Nipping a viral hair-restorer fad in the bud.

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (N8ZBc)

188 Max Miller made Turkish Delight on Tasting History a few months back. It looked good.

He wasn't very impressed and he's had some pretty questionable stuff in his mouth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (El6/E)

189 Why is Thune holding the Senate in pro forma sessions?

It serves to block all Trump recess appointments.

Is there some pro-MAGA reason for doing so? (Of which I am uninformed?)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:06 PM (HlyYF)

Because he's an asshole, not MAGA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

190 > C.S. Lewis convinced me Turkish Delight would be amazing. When I finally got to try it, I was so disappointed.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

Genuine Turkish Delight has hashish in it.

That might matter some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM (IG3/x)

191 Boasburg needs to be disbarred, impeached, and removed from his position.
___

Tarred, feathered, run out of DC on a rail.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM (Dv3i1)

192
Y'all talk about the idiots stealing the election or mutilating teens as something to be dealt with rather than leaving it to the afterlife.

Maybe the victims of covid deserve secular justice too?

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I'm never comfortable with the "G-d will sort them out" line of reasoning. Establishment and conduct of Courts is repeatedly and exhaustively outlined in Torah. It constitutes a large portion of the document, across several books. My Torah portion (Shofetim) for my bar mitzvah was one such passage. Even the very vague Noahide Laws for gentiles demand establishment of at least some functional, impartial earthly court system.

I think if G-d meant for us to just shrug it off and let him handle everything, there would have been words in Hebrew and Aramaic for "Inshallah."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM (BI5O2)

193 188 Max Miller made Turkish Delight on Tasting History a few months back. It looked good.

He wasn't very impressed and he's had some pretty questionable stuff in his mouth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (El6/E)

THAT'S A PENIS JOKE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

194 Boasburg has basically appointed himself President.

Or King.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM (gtcuf)

195 182 Why is Thune holding the Senate in pro forma sessions?

It serves to block all Trump recess appointments.

Is there some pro-MAGA reason for doing so? (Of which I am uninformed?)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:06 PM (HlyYF)

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1. Most of these lawyers are career lawyers and not political appointees. They have to go through hiring processes that last weeks and months.

2. The combination of a SCOTUS ruling from about 15 years ago deciding that real recesses were 10 days long (instead of 3) and the fact that recesses have to be affirmatively voted on by the quorum in the Senate means that Thune can't just order a recess.

2a. There are at least 10 GOPers who would never vote for a recess because appointment power is just about all the Senate does anymore.

3. Biden got no recess appointments either, mostly because of the SCOTUS ruling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM (1Q6Kv)

196 He wasn't very impressed and he's had some pretty questionable stuff in his mouth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (El6/E)

Now there's a low floater, right over the plate...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (utfVc)

197 185 I like to imagine Jewells in heaven taking care of our pets and letting them know we are coming to get them, not to worry.

If you wish to make a donation in her memory, here is the place she volunteered.

https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/
Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (vTZFs)

I have an arrowhead necklace she made, I always remember her when I wear it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)

198 Meh. Max Miller's a fanook but he doesn't make a big deal out of it. Or really any deal at all out of it.

I enjoy his show.

Posted by: Delurker at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (gtcuf)

199 I know nothing! Nothing!
- Sgt. Pelosi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (ndZc7)

200 "Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30"

As far as her heart and other organs were concerned, they were supporting four people, so it is like they supported one person to age 120 ... and that ain't bad.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (vbXSk)

201 Breaking:A new accuser has come forward against Swalwell, and it's grim. A woman went public today to accuse Swalwell of drugging and raping her, and plans to file charges in Los Angeles.

Swallwell is doing the Cosby pudding pop style rapes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (IifOV)

202 Because he's an asshole, not MAGA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM

I knew he was not MAGA.

Is there some "pro-Republican" (GOPe) reason, or is the reason pure anti-MAGA?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (HlyYF)

203
Taxes mailed off. Poorer but more relieved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (tgvbd)

204 Ask Tucker who Muslims say died on the cross and whether this Jesus they love ever returned from the dead.

Asshole.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (F0U8p)

205 169 Pelosi says she knew nothing about Swalwell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2026 01:02 PM

She knew nothing about insider trading

She knew nothing about her husband crashing a car drunk with another women in the car.

She knew nothing about the J-6 happening under her watch

She knows a lot of nothing.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 01:05 PM (IifOV)

She's the droopy, pendulous-breasted Sgt. Schultz of the House of Representatives and former Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)

206 202 I knew he was not MAGA.

Is there some "pro-Republican" (GOPe) reason, or is the reason pure anti-MAGA?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (HlyYF)

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Majority leaders don't have power to call recesses, short version.

Longer version up above.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (1Q6Kv)

207 Boasburg immediately countered that Trump ask8ng the Circuit for relief is itself tampering and will further investigatex.

Boasburg needs to be disbarred, impeached, and removed from his position. He is continually abusing his position and power. The next Democrat president will probably put him on the Supreme Court.

This criminal fuck, along with all the other black robed tyrants, need the Bukele/El Salvador treatment. I am convinced that that's the only option. And it's those very tyrants that are making this the only option.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (BFff5)

208 Wanda Landowska pounds another keyboard to flinders:
youtube.com/watch?v=0KglJf_lETk

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (N8ZBc)

209 Appeals Court Orders Boasberg to End His “Intrusive” Criminal Contempt Investigation of Trump Related to Alien Enemies Act
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He was told nicely multiple times to knock that shit off.
Like, the appeals courts and up gave him multiple off-ramps.

Now, they hit him with "abused his discretion."

In legalese, that's not an opsie--it's "you fucked up bad, dumbass."
Maybe not that bad, but appeal courts go out of their way to find a way not to find an abuse of discretion.
So when they do, it's because there is no other possible way to justify the ruling--other than the judge deliberately ignored clear, unequivocable law on the issue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 01:11 PM (HXT0k)

210 207 This criminal fuck, along with all the other black robed tyrants, need the Bukele/El Salvador treatment. I am convinced that that's the only option. And it's those very tyrants that are making this the only option.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:10 PM (BFff5)

======

Congress is the only one with the power to address this through impeachment.

Which Democrat Senators will vote to convict in a Senate trial?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:11 PM (1Q6Kv)

211 185 I like to imagine Jewells in heaven taking care of our pets and letting them know we are coming to get them, not to worry.

If you wish to make a donation in her memory, here is the place she volunteered.

https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/
Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:07 PM (vTZFs)

I have donated, but this is a great reminder of the work they do. Thank you for posting it again. I also got to tell Jewells how important the necklace she made for my middle daughter was to her - my daughter was going through some things with a stupid boy she had been dating a few years. The necklace was to remind her she is not alone in this world. My daughter says to this day when she wears that necklace, it’s like her entire heart lifts.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2026 01:12 PM (hftzA)

212 So, what's her status? Is she a US citizen or what?

Allegedly born in Evanston, IL.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:12 PM (vTZFs)

213 3. Biden got no recess appointments either, mostly because of the SCOTUS ruling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:08 PM

Thanks TJM.

I didn't realize that the "rules" of the game had been changed.

(Although I thought I was missing something.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:12 PM (HlyYF)

214 209
In legalese, that's not an opsie--it's "you fucked up bad, dumbass."
Maybe not that bad, but appeal courts go out of their way to find a way not to find an abuse of discretion.
So when they do, it's because there is no other possible way to justify the ruling--other than the judge deliberately ignored clear, unequivocable law on the issue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 14, 2026 01:11 PM (HXT0k)

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The Appeals Court should have the authority to deny Boasberg from ruling over certain classes of cases. I think they do have that authority.

They really should deny him access to any case dealing with the administration which, on the DC Court of Appeals, means he pretty much gets sent to a rubber room.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:12 PM (1Q6Kv)

215 Why is Thune holding the Senate in pro forma sessions?
____

It's Thune's orders, but there are R senators who participate in this by gaveling, then gaveling out the session. I saw one clip where it was James Hoeven ND with the gavel. It was remarkable to me since I just heard a clip from a Trump press conference where he went around thanking everyone for being there and calling out his 'good friend' James Hoeven. Is he really your good friend?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2026 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)

216 Muslims believe in the Virgin Birth but that Jesus only came to tell everyone about the greatness of Allah.

Then he disappeared and died somewhere after tricking another dude to go up on the cross for him, where his mother and no one else never recognized it wasn't him.

Also Jesus was a magician, as Allah willed it to be.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 01:13 PM (F0U8p)

217 Swalwell's just a symptom of a horribly corrupt and dysfunctional government body. They're all bent, just like him. Only in different directions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2026 01:13 PM (AkEZC)

218 You used to have to go to a circus or carnival freak show to see The Bearded Lady, Tattooed Lady, or 600 Pound Lady. Now, I just go to Wallmark.

Posted by: Cheep Thrills at April 14, 2026 01:13 PM (oftw2)

219 I have donated, but this is a great reminder of the work they do.

Unclear phrasing on my part. I should have written "If anyone..."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:13 PM (vTZFs)

220
Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

____________

These people are tragic. They have the emotional maturity and discipline of 8-year-olds and are driven to their deaths by enabling relatives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:14 PM (tgvbd)

221 If Christopher Lloyd's dick had a face, it would look like Boasberg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

222 I have an arrowhead necklace she made, I always remember her when I wear it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM

I got Jewells jewelry for Christmas one year for three daughters, and my wife.

Still means something to me when I see it.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:15 PM (HlyYF)

223 Breaking:A new accuser has come forward against Swalwell, and it's grim. A woman went public today to accuse Swalwell of drugging and raping her, and plans to file charges in Los Angeles.

Swallwell is doing the Cosby pudding pop style rapes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 14, 2026 01:09 PM (IifOV)

And again, the ONLY reason this is coming out is to prevent the Republicans from gaining an advantage in California's jungle primary governor's race. The ONLY fucking reason. Every fucking Democrat in any office anywhere is a criminal. That's the point I've come to. And while I'm at it, every fucking so-called "journalist" is also a criminal for running cover for Democrats.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:16 PM (BFff5)

224 At WaPo: "Stop using salad dressing"

-
BREAKING: The Japanese just discovered Ranch Dressing 🤤

https://tinyurl.com/25ckbskb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 14, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

225 221 If Christopher Lloyd's dick had a face, it would look like Boasberg.

have they tried pouring paint thinner on him yet?

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 14, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2)

226 Shouldn't face consequences because "troubled"? Once agree I revisit Dennis Miller's rant back in the 90s: "Guilty by reason of insanity" in which he says we acknowledge the defendant is nuts and isn't fit to mingle with the rest of society.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (kG2Ly)

227 BREAKING: The Japanese just discovered Ranch Dressing

Boots, Stetsons, and assless chaps?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (vTZFs)

228
BREAKING: The Japanese just discovered Ranch Dressing

__________

Ranch dressing is the Swiss army knife of condiments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (tgvbd)

229 "Taxes mailed off. Poorer but more relieved."

I mailed mine yesterday. Every year, I say to myself I'll keep better records throughout the year, and then when tax day approaches, I find that I have not done so, and then scramble to find all the crap. Miserable annual task.

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (N8ZBc)

230 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: alias at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (IqaN9)

231 208 Wanda Landowska pounds another keyboard to flinders:

ferry to flanders > keyboard to flinders

Posted by: anachronda at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (sGtp+)

232 227 BREAKING: The Japanese just discovered Ranch Dressing

Boots, Stetsons, and assless chaps?

you'd think they'd already know about the tentacle access option

Posted by: anachronda at April 14, 2026 01:18 PM (sGtp+)

233 Posted by: alias at April 14, 2026 01:17 PM (IqaN9)

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Fucking retard thinks that embargo of Iranian ports means embargo of Chinese tankers coming from Saudi ports.

You're a fucking retard, shit pebbles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 14, 2026 01:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

234 nood, y'all. Ana Paulina Luna

Posted by: RandomDave at April 14, 2026 01:19 PM (aJQbY)

235 yummy shit pebbles

Where is that from?
See it here often.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 14, 2026 01:19 PM (Kt19C)

236 Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

____________

These people are tragic. They have the emotional maturity and discipline of 8-year-olds and are driven to their deaths by enabling relatives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:14 PM (tgvbd)

Yes, tragic. But I also think that TLC, the channel that airs these types of shows, is the modern day version of the freak show, when the circus came to town back in the days before TV and all that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:19 PM (BFff5)

237 One thing that I've always wondered about the Noahide Laws, and I need to ask the rabbi if none of you know... one of them (again, for gentiles, not Jews) is that you can't eat a live animal.

Who the fuck was running down and eating live animals like a bear, to necessitate this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

238 nood, y'all. Ana Paulina Luna
Posted by: RandomDave at April 14, 2026 01:19 PM (aJQbY)

Somehow, I know I will be disappointed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2026 01:20 PM (utfVc)

239 Where is that from?
See it here often.

It happens so fast that I suspect Pixy has a script that recognizes nics/hashes and auto-edits the content.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 14, 2026 01:20 PM (vTZFs)

240
Wanda Landowska pounds another keyboard to flinders

___________

I always thought she played on some monster steel-frame pedal harpsichord. So the keyboard can take it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:21 PM (tgvbd)

241 Star of “My 600-Lb. Life” Dies at Age 30

____________

These people are tragic. They have the emotional maturity and discipline of 8-year-olds and are driven to their deaths by enabling relatives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:14 PM

I am more disappointed in the medical professionals that would NOT speak out against the "heathy at any weight" Leftist activist influencers.

Presumably because they did not want to be "judgmental" against fellow Leftists.

When you discount science for political reasons, I no longer will trust any of your future "science".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 14, 2026 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

242 Have to mention it is very weird when all the accusers come forward at once.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 01:22 PM (F0U8p)

243 It's a full on writ of mandamus.

I mean...it's still just a piece of paper with no actual authority to impel action or implement punishment. But it's the judiciary's version of a nuclear bomb internally.

Man...if Democrats wouldn't vote lockstep to clear Boasberg of an impeachment trial in the Senate, there'd be a great case for actually impeaching him now. I doubt Fetterman would even vote for conviction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
Violating a writ of mandamus means that Boasberg can face civil contempt charges from the appellate court just like ordinary citizens can.

He won't be able to hear cases if the DC panel puts him in jail for 364 days. They can also move further and strip him of all jurisdiction in immigration cases if they wish.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

244 Who the fuck was running down and eating live animals like a bear, to necessitate this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

Bear necessitates?

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2026 01:23 PM (F0U8p)

245 240 I love her playing, but man oh man she can slam that thing. Harpsichord tuners and repairmen on 24/7 call.

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 01:23 PM (N8ZBc)

246 242 Have to mention it is very weird when all the accusers come forward at once.
Posted by: ...
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It happens in other types of cases as well as sex. Basically you get a conspiracy of silence because everyone is scared of the big cheese and their enablers. Used to see this sort of thing in Mafia or KKK cases as well back in the day.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

247 Who the fuck was running down and eating live animals like a bear, to necessitate this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

The same kind of people who found out that licking a Rocky Mountain Spotted Toad gave you a hallucinogenic effect.

I wonder what else they licked? Probably the last thing was a Grizzly. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:26 PM (BFff5)

248 Hoax clams are not to be trusted.

The keep coming up.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 14, 2026 01:26 PM (TezPK)

249 235 yummy shit pebbles

Where is that from?
See it here often.
Posted by: Commissar
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Someone in blog mgmt, won't say who, replaces the Troll message with the prerecorded deeper desires of the Troll that the Troll just cannot speak aloud.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)

250
Speaking of music for harpsichord, this'll give your keyboard a workout.

https://youtu.be/zRItK87Cn2s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2026 01:29 PM (tgvbd)

251 ...He won't be able to hear cases if the DC panel puts him in jail for 364 days. They can also move further and strip him of all jurisdiction in immigration cases if they wish.

Posted by: whig at April 14, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

I respect your opinions a lot whig, BUT...that made me laugh. Because of the absolute, total, galactically impossible chance that THAT will ever happen.

Do I sound jaded?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 14, 2026 01:29 PM (BFff5)

252 250 Queued it up, thanks!

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2026 01:30 PM (N8ZBc)

253 Looks like Rapewell is well into "cautionary tale" territory...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 14, 2026 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

254 Off-topic : Why is Dope Leo so invested in getting everybody to submit to Islam?

Posted by: XTC at April 14, 2026 01:37 PM (6Uni8)

255 The Times Of India
@timesofindia

Sundas (Sunny) Naqvi, a 28-year-old South Asian-origin #US citizen, was detained by the Department of Homeland Security for 43 hours over what her attorney believed was a "curious travel history".

Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

256 Just to be perfectly clear - it is not even HARD to prove these people are liars, and it is something news originations used to take seriously.

Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi wasn't stupid, she was enormously entitled and had no expectation anyone would question her claims.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 14, 2026 02:44 PM (vOtXJ)

257 If Wisconsin Woman and Maryland Dad had a baby, they could teach it how to steal Japanese wallets.

And then they would all be documented!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 14, 2026 02:46 PM (eElvz)

258 Boasberg - forget about illegality - has he nothing better to do than endlessly flog a dead case?

We get it, you're pissed that your tyrannical and illegal rulings were not followed promptly. Asshole.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 14, 2026 02:49 PM (vOtXJ)

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