Quick Hits

In January, Eric Fartwell promised that if he were elected governor, he would strip ICE officers of their California drivers licenses. I guess they're safe for now.

The first Star Wars movie to be released in nearly seven years, The Mandalorian and Grogu, is tracking for a low opening weekend. It's projected to take in a mere $71 million over the three-day Memorial Day weekend frame. (I learned the term "frame" from these stupid box office reports and wanted to use it so that I sound smart.)

Headcase Ruby Rose claims that Katy Perry sexually assaulted her years ago and I'm just rooting for injuries.

Katy Perry has denied Ruby Rose's accusations that the singer sexually assaulted her two decades ago.
The "Orange Is the New Black" actress, 40, claimed in a series of Threads posts on Sunday that the alleged incident occurred at a nightclub in Melbourne, Australia when she was in her 20s.
"Katy Perry sexual assaulted me at spice market nightclub in Melbourne. Who gives a s--t what she thinks," Rose wrote in response to Complex Music's post about Perry,
In her next Threads message, Rose said it's taken her "almost two decades" to make the accusation public.
"Though I am so grateful to have made it long enough to find my voice, it just shows how much of an impact trauma and sexual assault takes. Thank you for seeing me," she stated.
Perry's rep denied Rose's claim in a statement to Page Six.
"The allegations being circulated on social media by Ruby Rose about Katy Perry are not only categorically false, they are dangerous reckless lies," the rep said.
"Ms. Rose has a well-documented history of making serious public allegations on social media against various individuals, claims that have repeatedly been denied by those named," the statement continued.
Reps for Rose did not respond to Page Six's request for comment regarding Perry's denial.
On Threads, Rose gave more details about the alleged incident.
"She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry.
Rose alleged, "After it I threw up on her, I told the story publicly but changed it to be a 'funny little drunk story' because I didn't know how else to handle it. Later she agreed to help me get my US visa. So I kept it a secret. But I DID tell yall she wasn't a good person. "

Brent Baker
@BrentHBaker
Don't want Iran to lose if it means Trump wins. @TomFriedman of @NYTimes really wants "to see Iran defeated militarily because this regime is a terrible regime for its people and the region," but on CNN's @Smerconish he fretted "the problem is I really don't want to see Bibi Netanyahu or Donald Trump politically strengthened by this war because they are too awful human beings. They are both engaged in anti-democratic projects in their own countries. They're both alleged crooks. They are terrible, terrible people doing terrible things to America's standing in the world and Israel's standing in the world."

Video here.

Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
5h
One of the most corrupt episodes in American public life, and that's a very crowded field, is the way legacy media, social media platforms, and Big Tech all colluded to prevent anyone from naming, let alone publishing, the Ukraine whistleblower's name.
Given this guy's history as an anti-Trump operative, that blackout robbed the public of hugely important information and directly fed into the false impeachment of a sitting president. But it goes even further than that. The same fake news outlets enforcing that silence had previously run stories defending him against reporting that later turned out to be eerily accurate.
Take for instance what @Cernovich was saying in 2017, specifically that Ciaramella wanted to sabotage Trump, that he was a leaker, and that he was strongly pro-Ukraine and anti-Russia. All of that later turned out to be exactly right, and there is little doubt that if the public had been told that people had warned in advance about Ciaramella and his role in targeting Trump, it would have collapsed the impeachment effort very quickly. That is why his name was kept hidden. It had nothing to do with privacy or any of that other nonsense.

Gee I wonder who this blind item from 2017 was about?

mrs.frazzled
@ms_frazzled
Now that this is out of the bag, I want you all to see something from 2017.

That's from a CNN piece about sexual harassment by Congressmen. Obviously CNN didn't want to dig too deeply into this.

Another flashback: A propaganda media "journalist" claimed Elise Stafanik was a conspiracy theorist spreading the theory, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that Adam Schiff helped draft the repulsive Eric Ciaramella's complaint for him.

Amazing: Even though the propaganda media covered up for Eric Fartwell for a decade, and even though the story was only published due to Democrat-connected partisans organizing the hit on Fartwell for cynical political reasons, Brian Stelter actually claims the story represents a triumph of "investigative reporting" by the media that covered it up!

This is probably the dumbest thing Brian has ever said, which is no small feat. It is so breathtakingly stupid that you instinctively assume it must be satire or some kind of elaborate joke, only to discover that no, this is simply what he thinks passes for a serious point. https://t.co/eq0Yfr2b2T
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) April 13, 2026

Flashback: Fartwell made a sarcastic joke about Ben Shapiro's statement that while he may wish to sleep with many women, he can exercise his free will and morality and control his behavior. "I'm sure it's very hard to restrain yourself," Fartwell said, implying that Shapiro couldn't get the hookers and Chinese spies that he can get.

🇮🇪 WOW! Hundreds of police officers across Ireland are calling in “sick” to work because they refuse to break up peaceful protests.

We are witnessing a major revolt against the Irish Government right now.

Respect to those brave officers for standing with the Irish public! 👏👏 https://t.co/0dXRMsJ9zK
— Cillian (@CilComLFC) April 12, 2026

I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?

This is the most America First shit I’ve ever seen https://t.co/TSHOqbDY45
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 12, 2026

🚨SHOCKING CONFESSION: Former Cleveland Clinic Medical Director Dr. Daniel Neides breaks down in tears, apologizing to ALL his vaccinated patients.

"I didn’t provide informed consent…ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE on my part and I apologize to my patients." pic.twitter.com/DjqVyQ5p9F
— Valerie Anne Smith (@ValerieAnne1970) April 12, 2026

Authoritarian scum:

California legislators are trying to make investigating fraud illegal https://t.co/tmWik0Z1iv
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 13, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:22 PM

Comments

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1 Hello

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 13, 2026 05:23 PM (fE6HJ)

2 Hah!
Off to noodle

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 13, 2026 05:23 PM (fE6HJ)

3 Another potential quick-hit is the broadside "disgraced" George Santos has just sent against several Rs, and some Ds, who are doing the same shit Swalwell did:
tinyurl.com/532f5drs

Some names won't be raising the shock on Sarah Hoyt's face.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 13, 2026 05:26 PM (gKWVE)

4 (I learned the term "frame" from these stupid box office reports and wanted to use it so that I sound smart.)
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I support your vocabulary journey and you owning a movie studio in the future.

Posted by: scampydog at April 13, 2026 05:27 PM (2bFN5)

5 "Don't want Iran to lose if it means Trump wins. @TomFriedman of @NYTimes really wants "to see Iran defeated militarily because this regime is a terrible regime for its people and the region," but on CNN's @Smerconish he fretted "the problem is I really don't want to see Bibi Netanyahu or Donald Trump politically strengthened by this war because they are too awful human beings. "

What kind of twisted a$$ logic pretzels do you have to perform in your brain to think like that?

iran is bad but if Trump wins it makes him look good so iran needs to win so it can make Trump look bad.

He needs to be heavily medicated.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ)

6 "She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry.
__________________________

Unfortunately, I read THIS content.

Posted by: Orson at April 13, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)

7 "She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry.

That's the roast beef rub. $8.99 with medium fries and a drink. Did she smear any Horsey sauce on you? That shit burns if it gets into your eyes.

Posted by: Arby's at April 13, 2026 05:28 PM (ycI94)

8 I tried reading the content.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 13, 2026 05:28 PM (liDr6)

9 Everyone enjoy your afternoons! I am off to teach my last 2 classes.

Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 05:28 PM (Wmg4n)

10 I have been waiting for nearly a decade for the list of congress members who paid those they had sexually harassed with my tax dollars.

Millions upon millions of dollars have been paid out, and despite their behavior and payments being illegal, somehow I am not entitled to know which members paid my tax dollars to the people they assaulted.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2026 05:28 PM (0U5gm)

11 Brian Stelter actually claims the story represents a triumph of "investigative reporting"

Well, he would know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1)

12 >>"She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her,"

They call that a Hot Ralph

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2026 05:30 PM (3JuEJ)

13 As for Katy Perry - yes, it's true. This woman has a disgusting vagina.

Posted by: well that's what i heard! at April 13, 2026 05:30 PM (gKWVE)

14 Willowed:

*glances at alarm clock*
Okay, 10:30 pm time to sleep...
Goodnight little toe on my right foot
Goodnight not quite as little toe next to the little toe on right foot
Goodnight middle toe on my right foot
...
Goodnight- ugh, what time is it?
*glances at alarm clock*
3:00 am! Oh geez, I got a big day tomorrow. Gotta relax gotta relax
Okay okay
Goodnight anus
Goodnight colon
Goodnight large intestine
Goodnight appendix
...
Good, uh, goodnight...what what time-
*stares at alarm clock in horror*
Five...five forty- five. Oh man. Oh man! I gotta get up at 6:00. Gotta get to sleep. Gotta relax. Okay. Alright.
Goodnight uvula
Goodnight palate
....
Goodnight hair. Goodnight hair.
* alarm rings*

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2026 05:30 PM (iJfKG)

15 > I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?
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I think US flagged, or operated vessels will get special treatment at the Hormuz "tollbooth" Iran/IRGC is trying to establish. Plus, we've got surplus. And soon, Venezuelan crude.

All others have to pay market plus 10% for the big guy.... Trump.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2026 05:30 PM (AkEZC)

16
Give Ireland back to the Irish!

More or less.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2026 05:31 PM (iJfKG)

17 California legislators are trying to make investigating fraud illegal

Washington legislators trying to do the same thing.
Fu*king Marxists.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2026 05:31 PM (2WIwB)

18 >>>She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her

That's the thing that bugs me about most sexual allegations. No details. Much better this way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2026 05:32 PM (syz1S)

19 When I become queen of your strange tribe, I will follow the customs of your people and strip my enemies of these drivers licenses the flatulent one speaks of.

But first, I will follow the customs of my people, and strip these icemen of their skins and fashion them into doors for caves and sweat lodges.

Posted by: Katie Porter at April 13, 2026 05:32 PM (BI5O2)

20 Irish man in 40 gardai calling in sick video started his report saying "The man up in the tractor just showed a dolt to the crow he said" Can anyone translate?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:33 PM (Dv3i1)

21 "I didn’t provide informed consent…ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE on my part and I apologize to my patients."

May I assume that he's already agreed to not fight a class action malpractice suit and has voluntarily surrendered his license?

LOL. Sorry I didn't act in your best interests. I was feeling silly that day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 13, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

22 Millions upon millions of dollars have been paid out, and despite their behavior and payments being illegal, somehow I am not entitled to know which members paid my tax dollars to the people they assaulted.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Already posted last night that if none of it was true, Congress would have voted for the release of those files instead of like 65-347 against.
They voted against because they know the spectre* of Hastert is still roaming the halls.

*and with that spelling you know it's a two level energy drain

Posted by: gKWVE at April 13, 2026 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

23 Wake me when Ireland starts booting out unwanted Africans.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 13, 2026 05:33 PM (rJ48h)

24 (I learned the term "frame" from these stupid box office reports and wanted to use it so that I sound smart.)

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Oh geez! I'm still at the "Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it" phase.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7)

25
"I didn’t provide informed consent…ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE on my part and I apologize to my patients."

Now do child trans-mutilation

Posted by: Agree to the surgery or he'll die! at April 13, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)

26 Katy Perry is that famous astronaut, right?

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 05:35 PM (UjdFS)

27 ‘I raped a girl and I liked it’

— Katy Perry

P.S. Rose’s story is almost certainly complete bullshit, but The Blade is implementing his “Fuck Her’ rule so he doesn’t care. Fuck Katy Pee-Pee.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 13, 2026 05:36 PM (F+kDA)

28 It’s been written the wages of sin is death
But Jesus can pick up the tab
Ask Him

Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2026 05:36 PM (x/Rva)

29 Katy Perry is that famous astronaut, right?
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 05:35 PM (UjdFS)

Yes. She used witchcraft to fly inside a steel bird. She is also large-breasted and has fine features. Hideously ugly.

Posted by: Katie Porter at April 13, 2026 05:36 PM (BI5O2)

30 That's the thing that bugs me about most sexual allegations. No details. Much better this way.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2026 05:32 PM (syz1S)

Fortunately, given that the even occurred in a nightclub, there are dozens of witnesses. There are witnesses, right?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 13, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)

31 Not too bad for AI. I suspect this is all the record we'll have of the German culture after the muzzies take over -

https://tinyurl.com/y966ef44

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:37 PM (Dv3i1)

32 I'd like to think the Irish cop story is good news, but 400 drunken Micks calling in sick the day after an Irishman won the Masters probably isn't a political story.

Posted by: Wally at April 13, 2026 05:37 PM (0e5Te)

33 Katy Perry is that famous astronaut, right?
Posted by: wth
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The one dating Justin Trudeau...🤢🤮

Posted by: lin-duh at April 13, 2026 05:37 PM (zUy5n)

34 28 It’s been written the wages of sin is death
But Jesus can pick up the tab
Ask Him
Posted by: Marcus T

*blanches at Katy PP's tab*

Posted by: Yashu' bar Maryam at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)

35 He needs to be heavily medicated.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ)
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He probably is on several medications already.

Which may be part of his problem...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (gnNyN)

36 Saw on Faux Newz that Swalwell's resigning from Congress in addition to "suspending" his CA governor's gig.

Hmmmmm....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (AkEZC)

37 "She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry."

Now that you mention it, yes, the early 70's were out of control, weren't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (cYBz/)

38 He's looking out for us.

Adam Schiff
@SenAdamSchiff
Step one in creating a culture of corruption and lawlessness?
Promise impunity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)

39 California legislators are trying...

That's all you had to write. Or "California legislators"...or "California"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (ynpvh)

40 36 Saw on Faux Newz that Swalwell's resigning from Congress in addition to "suspending" his CA governor's gig.

Hmmmmm....
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Maybe he's just spending more time with his family. It happens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Dv3i1)

41 37 "She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry."

Now that you mention it, yes, the early 70's were out of control, weren't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM (cYBz/)

Is this a scene from "Scissor Hill"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

42 Saw on Faux Newz that Swalwell's resigning from Congress in addition to "suspending" his CA governor's gig.

Hmmmmm....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM

Somebody has even more video of him boinking women who were not his wife.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 05:40 PM (0N4FZ)

43 Irish man in 40 gardai calling in sick video started his report saying "The man up in the tractor just showed a dolt to the crow he said" Can anyone translate?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:33 PM (Dv3i1)
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Sorry. I don't speak Jive.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2026 05:40 PM (gnNyN)

44 So your best friend just sat there with your head in its lap idly observing while Katy Perry rubbed her fizzsnizz on your peacefully sleeping face?

...

You didn't even try to visualize this scenario when you made it up in your head, didja?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 13, 2026 05:40 PM (Ot/FD)

45 Well, well, well.

@Breaking911
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9m
Rep. Eric Swalwell announces he will resign from Congress.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (diia5)

46 Swalwell go bye-bye from Congress. The next Dem can't possibly be as big an ahole, right? Right?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (genhU)

47 Adam Schiff
@SenAdamSchiff
Step one in creating a culture of corruption and lawlessness?
Promise impunity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 05:38 PM

And we were almost there, if only ~~Biden~~ Kamala! had been elected!

Posted by: Adam "Lyin" Schiff at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

48 May a thousand Nick Shirleys bloom.

Posted by: What a hero at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (2Ez/1)

49 The Arby's roast beef rub with a side of projectile vomit.

I have never been so turned on in my life. Beulah! Bring me my anxiety bag!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 13, 2026 05:42 PM (wBaIH)

50 "She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry.

So are we still on "believe all women" or are we back to "trailer park trash will say anything for $100"?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)

51 50 "She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry.

So are we still on "believe all women" or are we back to "trailer park trash will say anything for $100"?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)

Yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

52 Rep. Eric Swalwell announces he will resign from Congress.

So...this tells me there is proof that he can't wiggle his way out of about to drop

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)

53 Saw on Faux Newz that Swalwell's resigning from Congress in addition to "suspending" his CA governor's gig.

Hmmmmm....
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Maybe he's just spending more time with his family. It happens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel

I imagine that in short order he will be spending time with his family on the weekends only.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (0U5gm)

54 I think they call that a Flappaccino, Ruby.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (oCS0o)

55 Ok, I think y’all are forgetting that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (u73oe)

56 46 Swalwell go bye-bye from Congress. The next Dem can't possibly be as big an ahole, right? Right?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (genhU)

Like turtles, it's aholes all the way down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

57 "Rep. Eric Swalwell announces he will resign from Congress."

Attention Nothing Will Happen guy: please pick up the tan courtesy phone.

Will the Nothing Will Happen guy please pick up the tan courtesy phone.

Posted by: Did something happen? at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (2Ez/1)

58 Ruby Rose has the worst "I never believed it would happen to me..." Penthouse story I've ever read

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (sKqQm)

59 54 I think they call that a Flappaccino, Ruby.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM (oCS0o)

LOL, that's sooo bad. LOL..

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

60 56 46 Swalwell go bye-bye from Congress. The next Dem can't possibly be as big an ahole, right? Right?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (genhU)

It's CA so yes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (FtULh)

61 Not too bad for AI. I suspect this is all the record we'll have of the German culture after the muzzies take over -

https://tinyurl.com/y966ef44
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Speaking of culture . . .

https://tinyurl.com/4hjfk45a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (ndZc7)

62 So are we still on "believe all women" or are we back to "trailer park trash will say anything for $100"?
Posted by: 18-1

Schrodinger's Sexual Harassment Complaint. It depends on whether it happens to be convenient for the left at the moment. Katy was or is dating Castreau, so I assume not convenient, but there may be other considerations.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (Dv3i1)

63 Worser than Global Warming!!!:

"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one
psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely
bollocksed up the global economy not only to the
detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the
planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet
take?"

-- George Conway LEO @gtconway.bsky.social

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

64
I saw Rubbed Her Disgusting Vagina On My Face open for the Indigo Girls at Lilith Faire in '98.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (iJfKG)

65 46 Swalwell go bye-bye from Congress. The next Dem can't possibly be as big an ahole, right? Right?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 05:41 PM (genhU)
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Hold our soy matcha latte!

Posted by: CA Dems at April 13, 2026 05:46 PM (oqH4h)

66 Dammit, I should’ve known the astronaut joke would already be made.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2026 05:46 PM (u73oe)

67
Well, she's some actress, so she's a sexual degenerate and I'm pretty sure this is just clout-chasing.

But, I bet some version of this incident happened because she described Perry's vagina as "disgusting," which seems like it would be true. It probably looks like a bulldog chewing on mayonnaise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 05:46 PM (BI5O2)

68 >>All of that later turned out to be exactly right, and there is little doubt that if the public had been told that people had warned in advance about Ciaramella and his role in targeting Trump, it would have collapsed the impeachment effort very quickly. That is why his name was kept hidden. It had nothing to do with privacy or any of that other nonsense.

Just to be clear, Ciaramella was part of both the Russia collusion hoax and the Ukraine phone call hoax. Ukraine was ground zero for both attempts to take down Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 05:46 PM (viF8m)

69 Octochicken, that comment is a thread winner for sure. Well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (yAteE)

70 -- George Conway LEO @gtconway.bsky.social

Go back to crying over the million dollars you donated to Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (FtULh)

71 Black, lesbian Batwoman was the best show to fall asleep to.

Now, Starfleet Academy is the best.
Some guy on YouTube said they paid $7 million an episode! Damn.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

72 Saw on Faux Newz that Swalwell's resigning from Congress in addition to "suspending" his CA governor's gig.

Hmmmmm....
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Maybe he's just spending more time with his family. It happens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel

And seeking opportunities in the Door Dash industry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)

73 -- George Conway LEO @gtconway.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)-- George Conway LEO @gtconway.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

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This unctuous fat cuckold trying to use Britishisms like "bollocksed up"

Get the fuck back in the cuck shed you simpering twat.

Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (oqH4h)

74
Batgirl got ~~tea-bagged~~ Arbyed!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (iJfKG)

75 I have tried unsuccessfully to find the Hans Mahnke post on Ciaramella you include above.

I really wish you would link to the material you borrow.

Posted by: NCC at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (fjE2D)

76 Valerie Anne Smith
@ValerieAnne1970
🚨SHOCKING CONFESSION: Former Cleveland Clinic Medical Director Dr. Daniel Neides breaks down in tears, apologizing to ALL his vaccinated patients.

"I didn’t provide informed consent…ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE on my part and I apologize to my patients."
====
I'll take it.

So far as I know it's the only one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (RIvkX)

77 May I remind y'all that Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck, CCP) has stated, emphatically, that the accusations against him are "flat out false"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

78 Later swallow well.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Xdch0)

79 But, I bet some version of this incident happened because she described Perry's vagina as "disgusting," which seems like it would be true. It probably looks like a bulldog chewing on mayonnaise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 05:46 PM (BI5O2)

OMG! So much vomiting! GAAAAHHHH!!

I don't remember eating that. Is that a shoe?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (0aYVJ)

80 Yes, yes, I've heard about Congressman Swalwell, and my heart goes out to him. But, let's be clear about something. When I sent dick pics, the Zoom feature was not as advanced or even prevalent. I had to do it old school. So, while I understand what he's going through right now, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that I did it better.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (dIske)

81 73 -- George Conway LEO @gtconway.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)-- George Conway LEO @gtconway.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

------

This unctuous fat cuckold trying to use Britishisms like "bollocksed up"

Get the fuck back in the cuck shed you simpering twat.

Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (oqH4h)

Perhaps he enjoys being bollocksed up his arse...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (ynpvh)

82 I can't say I'm surprised. Didn't she grope Bieber when he was under 18? And she forced that American Idol contestant to kiss her. Katy Perry sucks.

She has a history of SA allegations from multiple people. Everyone ignores it for....reasons. She groped Shawn Mendes on camera! https://tinyurl.com/vk6nsudk

And model Josh Kloss who claimed she pulled down his underwear in front of staff working on the Teenage Dream Video. Then she was accused of kissing TV presenter Tina Kandelaki. Benjamin Glaze on American Idol accused her on kissing him without consent. Glaze's credibility has been questioned since he pled guilty to being a pdf.

I was already on Ruby's side, and then read what Katy did to her! Why would you subject someone to potential pink eye holy shit

While I know that here on Reddit we believe women and hate Katy Perry, I feel compelled to mention that Ruby Rose is a nut.

I've never understood why Katy Perry was as popular as she was, especially with men. She always seemed pretty mid and basic to me.

Boobs.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (ycI94)

83 by: Wally at April 13, 2026 05:37 PM (0e5Te)

Ha! I will use this joke on my mick friend tomorrow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

84 77 May I remind y'all that Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck, CCP) has stated, emphatically, that the accusations against him are "flat out false"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

That may be true, but he still knows full well who's making them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (Ot/FD)

85 Ruby Rose made a mess out of her life and career and looks, but she was hot. Rocking body. Not a bad actress and she had the physicality to play badass girlboss roles. But I guess she had too many slashcunts shoved in her face.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (F+kDA)

86 I was in a bar with Katy Perry and she plugged the jukebox to play her music. Everybody in the place went nutso with hate and derision and she stormed out like she had been kicked and abused like a back alley mongrel.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (Fbc0I)

87 Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck, CCP) has stated, emphatically, that the accusations against him are "flat out false"?

Lemme know how that works out for you.

Posted by: Anthony "Danger" Weiner at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (iU0Jb)

88 You know, the accusation again Perry is pretty out there, as in I don't think its something you would make up. "She kissed me" or "she groped me" are pretty easy to imagine.

But drop an Arbies on your face while you are sitting in someone's lap? Perry must be pretty flexible.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 05:50 PM (sKqQm)

89 Fuck that Cleveland Clinic Medical Director. My wife was a patient there during the covid operation. Her lead Dr was the Department head and kept her alive when nothing else was working. Literally wrote the book on her ailment. It's a long story but some of his prescriptions and treatments were eventually denied by ins (after years of being accepted and proving wildly effective) and pressure from the executive suite at Cleveland Clinic. We specifically asked him about the shot in late '19 and whether it was safe for her. We knew he was under great pressure as to what answer to give. He stood there, violently shaking his head 'NO!' while telling us we needed to make our own mind up.

We didn't get it. God bless him - a great man and physician.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2026 05:50 PM (cYBz/)

90
Boobs.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (ycI94)

Is there a moron over there?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

91 South Africa won’t allow Starlink to be licensed, even though I was BORN THERE, simply because I am not Black! - Elon Musk

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 05:50 PM (abIsI)

92 Speaking of capacious nostrils, AOC has opened her pie hole again.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2026 05:50 PM (YwEeS)

93 >>Ruby Rose has the worst "I never believed it would happen to me..." Penthouse story I've ever read

I bet she had to shave off her mustache for the stink.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2026 05:50 PM (3JuEJ)

94 Ace: "I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?"

I have to say, I have no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 13, 2026 05:51 PM (dmDsy)

95 just go to hans “x”

it’s easy

Posted by: cherries in season at April 13, 2026 05:51 PM (ssrz1)

96 That's the thing that bugs me about most sexual allegations. No details. Much better this way.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2026 05:32 PM (syz1S)

.................................
I realize this is not the point, as I do think Katy Perry is part of the satanic cult that's out there...what bugs me when people don't report proper anatomy terms. Which I won't go into here.

I think it would have been physically impossible for Perry to do this with her vag vs this person saying the correct term. This does not replace the disgust and she did good to projectile vomit.

If any of it is true it does not change the fact that Perry was at one time hanging with Hil Clinton at some of those weird parties by the witch, Marina Abramovic.

Unrelated, but another evil person is Nicole Kidman, as her father was a perv/pedo in Australia and, I think, this explains her. Why she is in every movie on earth I am unsure, and I won't watch her.

Today I saw a headline that Kidman is studying to become a "death doula." Which I find fitting. If I was dying and saw her skeleton hands near me it would put me over the edge quickly. Maybe she'll go to Canada for the suicide pods.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 13, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)

97 Always thought Ruby Rose could be kind of cute if worked up correctly. She unfortunately is bat shit crazy. . I wouldn't pay to see girl on girl barf action though

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 05:51 PM (genhU)

98 I really wish you would link to the material you borrow.
Posted by: NCC

Christ, you're needy.
x.com/HansMahncke/status/2043709855546962358

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 05:52 PM (diia5)

99 Wouldn't it be a great thing for America if we had a free press of competing organizations trying to bring all evil and illegal actions of politicians of whatever party to public notice?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gCZzH)

100 In January, Eric Fartwell promised that if he were elected governor, he would strip ICE officers of their California drivers licenses. I guess they're safe for now

In california they can strip of rights because of eating crackers.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 13, 2026 05:53 PM (f610r)

101 Today I saw a headline that Kidman is studying to become a "death doula." Which I find fitting. If I was dying and saw her skeleton hands near me it would put me over the edge quickly. Maybe she'll go to Canada for the suicide pods.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 13, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)

A doula is a coach... What does a death doula do ? Tell you to hurry up and die ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 05:53 PM (FtULh)

102 I thought her surfer owl halftime show was fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2026 05:53 PM (W2Pud)

103 Heh, Justin Trudeau got Ruby Rose’s sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (u73oe)

104 99 Wouldn't it be a great thing for America if we had a free press of competing organizations trying to bring all evil and illegal actions of politicians of whatever party to public notice?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gCZzH)

But that would be going against their paymasters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

105 Boobs.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 05:49 PM (ycI94)

Is there a moron over there?
Posted by: jim

It's important to remind those Lefties in your life that we are EVERYWHERE...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ycI94)

106 98 I really wish you would link to the material you borrow.
Posted by: NCC

Christ, you're needy.
x.com/HansMahncke/status/2043709855546962358
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 05:52 PM (diia5)

Interesting that the Western Legal Ideal that you have the RIGHT to face your accuser... went right out the Orange Man Bad Window.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)

107 94 Ace: "I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?"

I have to say, I have no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

"The man up in the tractor just showed a dolt to the crow he said" , obviously.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1)

108 99 Wouldn't it be a great thing for America if we had a free press of competing organizations trying to bring all evil and illegal actions of politicians of whatever party to public notice?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gCZzH)

Sometime I lament the fact that we shouldn't even need "journalism" to do this.

We should have actually functioning political parties who shout the other team's perfidy to the rooftops on their own initiative.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Ot/FD)

109 101 Today I saw a headline that Kidman is studying to become a "death doula." Which I find fitting. If I was dying and saw her skeleton hands near me it would put me over the edge quickly. Maybe she'll go to Canada for the suicide pods.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 13, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)

A doula is a coach... What does a death doula do ? Tell you to hurry up and die ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 05:53 PM (FtULh)

Pretty much, I would assume. Be a walking commercial for Canadian Healthcare...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

110 Mark Alias
@realMarkAlias
·
2h
Blame Roberts.

He had no justification for censoring Ciaramella's name during the Senate trial.

Also, anyone in the House or Senate could have used his name on the floor, protected by the Speech and Debate clause.

Trump had/has many enemies in the "GOP."
=========================
Gee whiz, John Roberts is an anti-Trump zealot? And he knowingly participated in an attempted coup against the duly-elected President?

Who would have guessed?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 05:55 PM (gCZzH)

111 103 Heh, Justin Trudeau got Ruby Rose’s sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Hah! Jokes on you. Some of us are into that!!!

(sobs while stroking self)

Posted by: David French at April 13, 2026 05:56 PM (ycI94)

112 103 Heh, Justin Trudeau got Ruby Rose’s sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (u73oe)

ha

hahahaha

"seconds"

Bitch has sat on more hogs than a monkey at a rodeo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 13, 2026 05:56 PM (Ot/FD)

113 45 Well, well, well.

@Breaking911
·
9m
Rep. Eric Swalwell announces he will resign from Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

They must have media of him diddling little children.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 05:56 PM (abIsI)

114 104 99 Wouldn't it be a great thing for America if we had a free press of competing organizations trying to bring all evil and illegal actions of politicians of whatever party to public notice?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gCZzH)

But that would be going against their paymasters...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

Can Broadcast TV be financially secure without the Ad revenue from Big Pharma?

Doubt it. US Pharma? $90 Billion per year for ads.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2026 05:57 PM (mP0Kj)

115 I see my Congressman is on the Santos list.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 13, 2026 05:57 PM (h/O4U)

116 "Rep. Eric Swalwell announces he will resign from Congress."

Attention Nothing Will Happen guy: please pick up the tan courtesy phone.

Will the Nothing Will Happen guy please pick up the tan courtesy phone.

Posted by: Did something happen? at April 13, 2026 05:44 PM

Are we still on this tan courtesy phone $hit?

Posted by: White Courtesy Phone Guy at April 13, 2026 05:57 PM (0N4FZ)

117 Now, Starfleet Academy is the best.
Some guy on YouTube said they paid $7 million an episode! Damn.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

A YouTuber who calls herself JesterBell had better viewership of her reviews than the episodes of Starfleet Academy she was reviewing. Brave soul watching that steaming garbage so we didn't have to.

Posted by: Jayden the gay Klingon? Really? at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (TbWk/)

118

""She didn't kiss me. She saw me 'resting' on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her," she claimed about Perry."

That's fuckin funny.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (et1vG)

119 Swalwell go bye-bye from Congress. The next Dem can't possibly be as big an ahole, right? Right?

Posted by: Smell the Glove

It's CA so yes
Posted by: It's me donna
......

We only send our best.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (UjdFS)

120 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (0N4FZ)

121 Breaking News: Former U.S. Secretary of State H. Rodham Clinton is not impressed with J.D. Vance's amateur efforts in negotiating with the Iranians.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)

122 Katy Perry has denied Ruby Rose's accusations that the singer sexually assaulted her two decades ago

Puts the whole "believe all women" mandate into an infinite loop.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (Ysav4)

123 107 94 Ace: "I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?"

I have to say, I have no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

"The man up in the tractor just showed a dolt to the crow he said" , obviously.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1)

Well, that cleared that up, thanks Chuck!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (dmDsy)

124 118 Concur.

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (N8ZBc)

125 121 Breaking News: Former U.S. Secretary of State H. Rodham Clinton is not impressed with J.D. Vance's amateur efforts in negotiating with the Iranians.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)

She did such a bang up job in Libya

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (FtULh)

126 The reason that nobody in the press would allow Ciamarella's name to be mentioned was, yes, that the conspiracy to create a falsified impeachment would be ruined, but also it would show that the press, specifically ABC, was part of the conspiracy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)

127 >>Ace: "I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?"

If you mean, will this impact domestic pricing more dramatically...likely not, thanks to Venezuelan Output.

But, it will be a huge boom for the LPG Market going forward. Louisiana is gonna love it.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (3JuEJ)

128 There is no such thing as a tan courtesy phone.

Tan phone is direct line to the bus station.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (RIvkX)

129 This was my favorite comment:

I was already on Ruby's side, and then read what Katy did to her! Why would you subject someone to potential pink eye holy shit

If some skank surprised me by smearing her vagina on my face, "pink eye" wouldn't be in the top one-thousand concerns running through my head.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ycI94)

130 "I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?"

********************

The guy who posted that on X is a crypto trader, he's a nice guy and MAGA but he has gotten literally everything wrong about crypto predictions for over a year now, so probably take with a grain of salt his oil thesis

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:00 PM (REq0p)

131 >>I was already on Ruby's side, and then read what Katy did to her! Why would you subject someone to potential pink eye holy shit

"Her Pink Eye gave me Pink Eye!"

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2026 06:01 PM (3JuEJ)

132 Rep. Eric Swalwell announces he will resign from Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I wonder how much they paid/promised him to resign... I mean spend more time with his family.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 13, 2026 06:01 PM (zUy5n)

133 A YouTuber who calls herself JesterBell had better viewership of her reviews than the episodes of Starfleet Academy she was reviewing. Brave soul watching that steaming garbage so we didn't have to.
Posted by: Jayden the gay Klingon? Really?

JesterBell, who calls herself "female Frodo Baggins", is hotter than any woman on Star Feet Learing Center.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM (ycI94)

134 I was already on Ruby's side, and then read what Katy did to her! Why would you subject someone to potential pink eye holy shit
......

Pink eye is the least of her worries.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM (UjdFS)

135 J.D. Vance's amateur efforts

**************************

So the opposite of amateur would be to capitulate to every single one of the Iranian's demands

mkay

Im starting to think saggy hag beast has lived well beyond her expiration date because not even hell wants her

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM (REq0p)

136 >>Gee whiz, John Roberts is an anti-Trump zealot? And he knowingly participated in an attempted coup against the duly-elected President?

>>Who would have guessed?

Norm Eisen.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM (viF8m)

137 Got my taxes filed today. That's a loathsome job out of the way. Mowed the lawn for the first time this season. It needed it.

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM (N8ZBc)

138 I am surprised Democrats decided to promote Katie Porter over Swallowell.

They must not have had anything new on her that she couldn't have brushed off as "same old, same old" stronk woman complaints.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 06:03 PM (LMqi6)

139 Maybe Eric would like to spend some more time with my private sector.

Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 13, 2026 06:03 PM (2Ez/1)

140 "Her Pink Eye gave me Pink Eye!"
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2026 06:01 PM (3JuEJ)
----
😂😂😂😂

Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 06:03 PM (oqH4h)

141 Marina Abramović. The Serbian veshtitsa. I haven't thought of her for awhile.

Only way to deal with the likes of her is to lure her in with sweets, stake her, wrap her, sprinkle her with death water from another corpse, and bury her facedown at a forest crossroads.

Marina knows the recipe. Veshtitsa.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 06:03 PM (BI5O2)

142 Katy Perry is the Don Lemon of taint-driven homosexuals.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 13, 2026 06:03 PM (Fbc0I)

143 Ace: "I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?"

If you mean, will this impact domestic pricing more dramatically...likely not, thanks to Venezuelan Output.

But, it will be a huge boom for the LPG Market going forward. Louisiana is gonna love it.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2026 05:59 PM

I do not have a clue on what is going to happen in regards to oil and natural gas prices but there are super tankers lined up in the Gulf of America heading to Texas and Louisiana to load up with gas and oil.

Short term it is going to be a boom for the oil and gas industry in the US. Long term, I read that the house of saud is opening up the pipelines to full capacity to avoid the straits of hormuz.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 06:03 PM (0N4FZ)

144 I dropped my tribune in the mail today...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 13, 2026 06:04 PM (zUy5n)

145 McIlroy is Irish and won the Masters. I root for the Americans in general, but maybe it is OK for the Irish to get a win since Ireland is at least fighting back against BigGov a little bit.

Two others in the top six were from England ... not much fightback in England, but I know nothing about those individuals regarding their politics.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 13, 2026 06:04 PM (vbXSk)

146 I can hear Russell Brand say "always thought Katy's lady parts tasted a bit tart. I was right"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 06:04 PM (genhU)

147 Gas prices will probably trickle up here for the next month basically. Prices in Europe are not going to do so well. People in the US are really reactive to gas prices and those that can reduce their driving. Still waiting to see if oil prices segregate from world wide to regional.

And wow that was fast! on the Swallowswell thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 06:05 PM (n5tGW)

148 I can hear Russell Brand say "always thought Katy's lady parts tasted a bit tart. I was right"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

and then his teeth fell out.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 06:05 PM (UjdFS)

149 Veshtitsa.
Interwebs say:
There is a legend about a Turk who once had a farm in this place. Walking around his lands in the summer, he saw several Bulgarian women bathing in the local river. The sight, forbidden for its time, forced the Turkish farmer to flee, shouting “Witches, Witches … !!!”

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Dv3i1)

150 At the end of the day the economic situation is going to bring regime change in Iran

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2026 06:05 PM (yAteE)

151 Trump is already saying Iran has called today and wants to make a deal.

This blockade might sting us a bit for a short while, it will crush Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 06:05 PM (viF8m)

152 My professional opinion is that Ms. Perry needs to consider more frequent cleansing in her nethers.

And, Ms. Rose might try a little conditioning. Perhaps a friend could surprise her now and again with two week old Pacific Geoduck clams. This is a rather fragant species that should serve as a comparable surrogate for building up a tolerance.

Posted by: Gastrointestinal Gynecologist at April 13, 2026 06:06 PM (dIske)

153 >>Gee whiz, John Roberts is an anti-Trump zealot? And he knowingly participated in an attempted coup against the duly-elected President?

>>Who would have guessed?

Norm Eisen.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM (viF8m)
====================
and the entire DC Circuit, and the FISA judges, Other than those....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 06:06 PM (LMqi6)

154 The Mick farmers should have gotten riled up a week ago and taken over the Dublin Central Post Office.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (gm9Sb)

155 But, it will be a huge boom for the LPG Market going forward. Louisiana is gonna love it.
___

Imagine a bunch of Cajuns flush with cash.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Dv3i1)

156 So the opposite of amateur would be to capitulate to every single one of the Iranian's demands

mkay

Im starting to think saggy hag beast has lived well beyond her expiration date because not even hell wants her
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:02 PM

Please. Get your definition straight.

Not only did President Obama and I capitulate to their demands, we gave them $1.6 billion dollars.

It takes a seasoned, hard-core negotiator to understand this however, I suppose.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham Clinton at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (0sNs1)

157 Apparently running around playing honk honk knob knob with every female leaning entity that carries wagshambaring milk tankers being bad enough to warrant dropping out of the guv race, but not bad enough to resign from Congress was a bridge too far for even the psychotic left to accept

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (REq0p)

158
This is provable. If she did have sexual contact with Katy Perry she would have at least 3 STD's.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)

159 I note that the US was the dominant oil producer in the world in 1960, when gas prices averaged 31¢/gallon (~$3 inflation adjusted).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (XMwZJ)

160 Has anyone commented on the fact that rubbing one's vagina on someone's face would be quite a feat?

I'm pedantic enough that it bothers me that nobody says VULVA

Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (oqH4h)

161 I suppose I'd let Katy Perry sexually abuse me as long as there's no butt stuff. I'd expect her to buy me dinner.

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (N8ZBc)

162 PDJT had to call Iran's bluff, and prove their attempt to control Hormuz wouldn't be tolerated. This is the least painful way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (LMqi6)

163 151 Trump is already saying Iran has called today and wants to make a deal.

This blockade might sting us a bit for a short while, it will crush Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw

Oh how the turns have, uh, tabled. They had their chance, balked, so we're done. If they want to make an offer, they're welcome to.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (ycI94)

164 Russell Brand is a dirtbag and probably a major contributor when you consider that most likely Katy Perry's vagina is a cesspool.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (Fbc0I)

165 I notice that the Irish police "called in sick", which is the term we always used, back in the day. But of late I've heard the whippersnappers say "called out".

Posted by: Eeyore at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (AlhUl)

166 It takes a seasoned, hard-core negotiator to understand this however, I suppose.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham Clinton
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I hope my company hires you when it's time to negotiate my salary increase

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (REq0p)

167 I'd let Katy Perry motorboat me but I'm a married guy so that's as far as she can go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 06:09 PM (LMqi6)

168 158
This is provable. If she did have sexual contact with Katy Perry she would have at least 3 STD's.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)

Piker.

Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at April 13, 2026 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

169 Honk honk knob knob?

Sign me up!

Posted by: Wink wink nudge nudge say no more at April 13, 2026 06:09 PM (2Ez/1)

170 Gee whiz, John Roberts is an anti-Trump zealot? And he knowingly participated in an attempted coup against the duly-elected President?

Who would have guessed?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 05:55 PM (gCZzH)
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I put John Roberts firmly in the grouping of extorted Washington figures. There is no way...ABSOLUTELY no way to explain how he could bend so far as to list Obamacare as a tax. Someone has his number and provides marching orders.

Posted by: Orson at April 13, 2026 06:10 PM (dIske)

171 When you want a real projectile emission, you want a Spheniscidae.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Z3AxI)

172 I'd let Katy Perry motorboat me but I'm a married guy so that's as far as she can go.

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Zooey Deschanel > Katy Parried

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:10 PM (REq0p)

173 Iran called and want their cardboard Ayatollah back.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 06:10 PM (UjdFS)

174 KP: "Ready to romp, gp? What's your safe word?"
gp: "'Left shark.' Now you can yoooodel meeeee."

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (N8ZBc)

175 Imagine a bunch of Cajuns flush with cash.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Dv3i1)
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Oh yeah...

Posted by: Bass Pro Shop at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (LMqi6)

176 Hil Clintoon is simply mad she will never have a State Funeral. So she pops up now and then like a demented prarie dog to insert her vast nonsense so no one will forget her.

We try to forget you, Hil! I do remember some things like you being tossed in a van, wonky eyes, and falling down stairs with Huma.

My very best memory is of you on the ole campaign trail. I forget which star was with you, but she even looked alarmed at your chosen attire when you arrived onstage. Basically one of those snap housedress muumuus of Mammaw, black with white piping on the giant pockets. And some sort of black/white ugly shoes. I fell out laughing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)

177 McIlroy is North Irish.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (XMwZJ)

178 Bethany says not her BEAT

@BethanyAllenEbr
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I did not play it down. I very much wanted to report it out myself. But MeToo stories on the Hill aren't related to my beat, as much as I personally wish I could report them out. I passed the tip along to colleagues on the Hill beat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (/+uur)

179 No date on his resignation means this is b.s.

Resignation means >today<

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (RIvkX)

180 Swallwell est morte.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 13, 2026 06:11 PM (KiBMU)

181 I'm pedantic enough that it bothers me that nobody says VULVA
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (oqH4h)

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Isn't Vulva a Chinese EV model?

Posted by: Orson at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

182 I took a quick look at the Gen Z post.

I loathe the word "adulting" with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: mrp at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (rj6Yv)

183 female leaning entity that carries wagshambaring milk tankers

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Bryon Noem and Kayla Lemieux (Canadian High School Teacher with fake Z-cups) at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (ycI94)

184
>I'm pedantic enough that it bothers me that nobody says VULVA
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM

+++++
It rhymes with a female body part!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (2Ez/1)

185 Not only did President Obama and I capitulate to their demands, we gave them $1.6 billion dollars.

It takes a seasoned, hard-core negotiator to understand this however, I suppose.
Posted by: Hillary! Rodham Clinton at April 13, 2026 06:07 PM (0sNs1)

Of other peoples money.
He gave away escrow money of peoples families.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (/+uur)

186 172 oil tankers are headed to the us.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (eTMWq)

187 162 PDJT had to call Iran's bluff, and prove their attempt to control Hormuz wouldn't be tolerated. This is the least painful way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

That reminds me of Obama saying "don't call my bluff". Is he advising the Iranians?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)

188 Oh, waiter! Who wins the waiting game?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Cqx++)

189 184
>I'm pedantic enough that it bothers me that nobody says VULVA
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM

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It rhymes with a female body part!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (2Ez/1)

Didn't they play Vulvazellas in South Africa during the World Cup some years ago?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

190 Mulva

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 06:13 PM (genhU)

191 I like the chase to be a little harder than a girl I'm pursuing not to rub her taco in my face.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (V4IXI)

192 Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) has announced his resignation from Congress amidst a burgeoning sex scandal and after withdrawing from the California Governor’s race over the weekend.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (/+uur)

193 I always miss out on the art thread boob days. Even woke boobs.

Posted by: Troll College at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (zvxJ9)

194 I loathe the word "adulting" with the heat of a thousand suns.

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I used that word recently talking to best friend, who said "Youre already an adult, act like one you pansy assed useless doughface"

then we had pizza

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (REq0p)

195 Oh, waiter! Who wins the waiting game?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Cqx++)

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Would that be the waiting game with the "24 hour" rule or the "48 hour" rule?

Posted by: mrp at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (rj6Yv)

196 baked potato head

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (CWTWj)

197 Also, most chickscwho claim to be witches are full of shit, but i suspect Abramović is a real witch for a number of reasons.

Stake, wrap, death water, crossroads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 06:15 PM (BI5O2)

198 I have been waiting for nearly a decade for the list of congress members who paid those they had sexually harassed with my tax dollars.

Millions upon millions of dollars have been paid out, and despite their behavior and payments being illegal, somehow I am not entitled to know which members paid my tax dollars to the people they assaulted.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2026 05:28 PM (0U5gm)

Have said this before: DJT needs to find a way to let any potential "illegal" leakers of this information know that a Prsidential pardon would be forthcoming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2026 06:15 PM (utfVc)

199 I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?
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No, not the 'harder' part.

No oil from Iran means less overall, and less overall means higher prices for everyone. However, we don't need to import it, so no tariffs or 'crossing the ocean' transportation fees, and there's a non-trivial chance that Trump has an understanding with the oil companies not to short us *too* much.

So there will be pain all around, but more for everyone else, so we come out ahead, at least until someone figures out a long term replacement for Iran's oil (which could be Iran under new leadership), at which point prices will have gone back down. In the meantime, more business for our oil industry means possibly more jobs, and more tax revenue, if you care about that sort of thing.

Posted by: Methos at April 13, 2026 06:15 PM (vSvIl)

200 I always miss out on the art thread boob days. Even woke boobs.
Posted by: Troll College at April 13, 2026 06:14 PM (zvxJ9)
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Be glad you missed today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2026 06:15 PM (RIvkX)

201 I'd bet money that Katy Perry doesn't have enough self-awareness to wash her ass from time-to-time. I believe this is why Justin Trudeau is so into her.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 13, 2026 06:15 PM (Fbc0I)

202 Katy : what's your safe word Ruby?
Ruby : blaaaach

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 06:16 PM (genhU)

203 I thought she said I could take a ride in her vulva.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 13, 2026 06:16 PM (Dv3i1)

204 Swallowells resignation letter was funny

"THESE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE AND ILL FIGHT THEM TO MY LAST BREATH!!!!!111

Also, mistakes were made..."

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 13, 2026 06:16 PM (REq0p)

205 As for Katy Perry - yes, it's true. This woman has a disgusting vagina.
Posted by: well that's what i heard! at April 13, 2026 05:30 PM (gKWVE)

Well, if it wasn't before, it sure is now.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at April 13, 2026 06:16 PM (utfVc)

206 "Swalwell announces resignation from Congress"

Swalwell clearly did this for the good of the nation when he would have been well justified to fight these unproven sexual assault and rape allegations by people whose names are being hidden by the media from the bright shining light of Truth. What an absolute stud.

*Snort*

Is it too much to hope that Swalwell gets sued civilly for sexual assault and nailed with a $100 million judgement. That is the standard that was applied to Trump even though his psycho accuser couldn't even remember what year that occured. Imagine the case that could be brought against this POS by his victims who actually know when, where, and how they were sexually assaulted.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 13, 2026 06:16 PM (glnUu)

207 The Marxists really want American Civil War 2 to get going.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)

208 We have an extra dollar a gallon now, but imagine what the people in Iran are going through. I saw a vid of huge lines at a bakery, but the guy was running out of flour to make bread. It's gonna be the ozempic olympics soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 06:17 PM (n5tGW)

209 "Katy Perry doesn't have enough self-awareness to wash her ass"

Betcha she's got a flunky who does that for her. It's a fairly big ass, so it's a job.

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2026 06:17 PM (N8ZBc)

210 202 lolrofl!

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2026 06:18 PM (N8ZBc)

211 It rhymes with a female body part!
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference

I didn't get the reference, googled to see if I could find a word that rhymes besides uvula, and got this answer:

The female body part that rhymes with vulva is the clitoris. In the Seinfeld episode "The Junior Mint," the character Dolores is revealed to have a name that rhymes with a common pronunciation of clitoris, which is anatomically part of the vulva.

And now I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 13, 2026 06:18 PM (ycI94)

212 I saw "Projectile Vomited on Katy Perry's HooHoo" open for the New Seekers at the St Lucia Jazz Festival in '07.

Is that how this works?

Posted by: goatexchange at April 13, 2026 06:19 PM (hyS0X)

213 Well, if it wasn't before, it sure is now.
Posted by: Justin Trudeau

*sits this one out*

Posted by: Bill Gates, Jr at April 13, 2026 06:19 PM (gKWVE)

214 211 It rhymes with a female body part!
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference

I didn't get the reference, googled to see if I could find a word that rhymes besides uvula, and got this answer:

The female body part that rhymes with vulva is the clitoris. In the Seinfeld episode "The Junior Mint," the character Dolores is revealed to have a name that rhymes with a common pronunciation of clitoris, which is anatomically part of the vulva.

And now I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 13, 2026 06:18 PM (ycI94)

Don't worry about it; you'll never find the right spot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

215 Nood. More Swalwell.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)

216 MULVA!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 13, 2026 06:20 PM (0aYVJ)

217 36 Saw on Faux Newz that Swalwell's resigning from Congress in addition to "suspending" his CA governor's gig.

Hmmmmm....
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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I think he is doing it a) to screw his own Dem party for turning on him and b) to avoid the historical mark that an expulsion will deal him.

It reduces the pressure on the GOP to do an disadvantageous trade on rascals.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv)

218 My guess is Swallowswell might be running from a indictment

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 06:22 PM (Ia/+0)

219 I'm looking forward to GOP Congress critters referring to Dems as "my distinguished colleague from Erc Swalwell's Party"

Ah . . . Who am I kidding

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 13, 2026 06:22 PM (gpQ8/)

220 No one wants to suffer any inconvenience much less a sacrifice in exchange for a better situation down the road.

They want instant gratification . If they don't get it from a current policy they think it's a failure and should be abandoned.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 06:22 PM (V4IXI)

221 And now I'm even more confused.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 13, 2026 06:18 PM (ycI94)

1) A man and woman love each other very much
2) yada, yada, yada
3) a stork brings a baby!

You're welcome.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2026 06:22 PM (Dv3i1)

222 I'm not sure I love this -- doesn't this mean that the oil shock other countries are experiencing acutely will wind up being felt harder in America?
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Starmer's UK has no energy reserves. Zero. All fossil fuels are imported. The UK is dependent on food imports. The Royal Navy is essentially in permanent refit. The monarch has terminal cancer and his brother is a national pariah. In less than two weeks, Charles III will give a national address.

Posted by: mrp at April 13, 2026 06:22 PM (rj6Yv)

223 > he fretted "the problem is I really don't want to see Bibi Netanyahu or Donald Trump politically strengthened by this war

That's nice.

I want to see you in the dock, charged with providing aid and comfort to enemies of the Constitution of the United States.

Now that we've had that frank exchange of views...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2026 06:23 PM (IG3/x)

224 Didn't the Brits have fucktons of North Sea oil at one time? What happened to that?

Please tell me they didn't shut it down to appease envirocommunists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2026 06:24 PM (IG3/x)

225 Translation: "CNN is not naming either of those lawmakers because they are Democrats".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2026 06:26 PM (IG3/x)

226 Didn't the Brits have fucktons of North Sea oil at one time? What happened to that?

Please tell me they didn't shut it down to appease envirocommunists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Sorry, can't do that. That was the specific reason.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2026 06:26 PM (0U5gm)

227 +++++
It rhymes with a female body part!
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 13, 2026 06:12 PM (2Ez/1)

DOLORES!!!!!

Posted by: Jerry S. JUST THE LAST LETTER! at April 13, 2026 06:31 PM (dmDsy)

228 I'm pedantic enough that it bothers me that nobody says VULVA
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 06:08 PM (oqH4h)

Don't they build all their cars in China, now?

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at April 13, 2026 06:32 PM (utfVc)

229 "Hillary is just mad that she won't get a state funeral"

I hope they not only don't give her a state funeral, I hope they order the flags to be raised to one and a half staff.

Posted by: Wally at April 13, 2026 06:32 PM (0e5Te)

230 Clinton was the doofus who tried to reset Russian relations with a literal plastic "reset" button that was mistranslated. Her calling anyone else's efforts amateur is completely ridiculous.

Posted by: DPICM at April 13, 2026 06:33 PM (zweKz)

231 Most of those auto partnerships with Chyna are shutting down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 13, 2026 06:33 PM (eTMWq)

232 "California is trying to pass a bill that would criminalize investigative journalism with misdemeanors, $10,000 fines, imprisonment, and content takedown."

Uh ... Wait a minute. I think this is a First Amendment right...

Posted by: Ralph at April 13, 2026 06:34 PM (8WZD4)

233 Swallwell and Schiff need to swing

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 13, 2026 06:59 PM (XLfSN)

234 "I projectile vomited..."

Oh shut the fuck up. You did not.

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 13, 2026 07:03 PM (XLfSN)

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