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Tyler Robinson Made a Full, Handwritten Confession to His Gay Furry Lover

Cavernous Nostrils hardest hit.


Accused Charlie Kirk killer Tyler Robinson's full handwritten confession to his trans lover reveals just how twisted his plot was, according to newly unsealed court documents.

The sick note -- in which Robinson refers to roommate lover Lance Twiggs as "Luna" -- was made public in full Thursday, as Robinson remains held for allegedly shooting the popular conservative media personality from a rooftop at Utah Valley University in September 2025.

"Luna, if you are reading this per my text, then I am so sorry," the note begins, presumably referring to a text Robinson had reportedly sent Twiggs moments after the assassination, telling his partner to "drop what you are doing, look under my keyboard."

A search warrant affidavit obtained by Fox 13 confirmed the handwritten note was found under Twiggs' keyboard at a St. George, Utah, townhouse he and Robinson shared.

The letter continues, "I left the house this morning on a mission, and set an auto text.

"I am likely dead, or facing a lengthy prison sentence. I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I took it.

"I don't know if I will/have succeeded, but I had hoped to make it home to you. I wish we could have lived in a world where this did not feel necessary. I wish I could have stayed for you and lived our lives together," Robinson wrote, according to court docs.

"I lack the words to express how much I love you, and how very much you mean to me. Please try and find joy in this life. I love you, always, -Tyler," he concludes.

Texts between Robinson and Twiggs, 22, have shown that the capital-murder suspect had been planning the grisly killing "a bit over a week," and offered insight into his train of thought in the moments afer the shooting -- as law enforcement launched a sweeping manhunt for the perpetrator.

"I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. Its quiet [sic], almost enough to get out, but theres one vehicle lingering," Robinson wrote in one text to Twiggs, the documents show.

"Three hours ago there was an officer with a k9 walking nearby the area, hoping that pooch has a bad sniffer," another reads.

"Im wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle, because it sounds like the police couldn't get in for a long while because of the traffic."

The accused killer then alludes to passing the time by brazenly scouring social media: "guess im just sittin in my car watching reels for another hour, hopin this guy f--ks off [sic]."

Robinson and Twiggs, who authorities have said was transitioning from male to female, then make a plan to rendezvous at their home.

"I'm sorry, but I think this might be it," reads a text from Robinson, according to the docs.

"If the way is clear I can try and come your way to say goodbye, after that I have a spot in mind that I'll call police to...I have no doubts they will be on me within the hour. And I will be giving my location up and going out on my own terms I have no intention of being drug through the courts in front of the country. Can I come see you?"

Court filings also reveal that Robinson was further implicated by the gray Converse sneakers he owns, matching the ones worn by the assassin as seen through campus surveillance cameras.


A pair of gray Converse sneakers with white shoelaces helped authorities nail Tyler Robinson for Charlie Kirk's assassination, newly surfaced court documents reveal.

Utah Valley University surveillance video captured Robinson, 22, sporting the kicks as he bizarrely moved around the campus in the moments leading up to the Sept. 10, 2025, fatal shooting from a campus building rooftop, according to a search-warrant affidavit unsealed Thursday.

Investigators later found a shoe impression from the rooftop that was "consistent with the shoe sole characteristics of a Converse/Chuck Taylor shoe" that Robinson was wearing at the time, the affidavit stated.

A separate court document noted that police later recovered a pair of "grey Converse shoes with white laces" from Robinson's St. George family home while executing a search warrant.

The accused capital-murderer was captured on video footage 33 minutes before the fatal gunfire, when he was seen walking through a grassy area on campus, then through a parking lot and pedestrian tunnel.

Unbelievably -- by which I mean, completely believably -- Me-Again Kelly "reported" on the handwritten confession before concluding that it would not change the minds of the conspiracy theorists, going on to repeat Cavernous Nostrils' objections as if they were grounded in reality, to wit, that because the letter is written in a "formal" tone that means it must be a planted fedslop fake.

Me-Again doesn't endorse that claim -- she just describes it and suggests it's a real and reasonable objection.

Anything to keep hold of Cavernous Nostrils' audience, now that all of her respectable non-deranged Republican audience has fled her.

Guys, I know that I'm letting personal feelings color my view of her, but every time I see her face it looks weirder and more unattractive.

Look at that mug. She looks like a cartoon that you wouldn't want to watch.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 13, 2026 02:15 PM (jYRYu)

2 Hmmmm

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 13, 2026 02:15 PM (aZm/F)

3 You son of a...

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 13, 2026 02:15 PM (aZm/F)

4 IT WAS PLANTED BY TEH JOOOOS!!!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:15 PM (N1DT3)

5 BUT THERE'S NO MATCH ON THE BULLET!!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2026 02:16 PM (Cqx++)

6 Tyler Robinson Made a Full, Handwritten Confession to His Gay Furry Lover

Furry as an Ewok?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:16 PM (SFjVQ)

7 Look at that mug. She looks like a cartoon that you wouldn't want to watch.

Aim lower

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 13, 2026 02:16 PM (RQcQt)

8 I'm still surprised THAT guy made a neck shot with iron sights. The devil's luck, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

9 Is Megyn using that soft focus technique in her podcast now?

That's kind of sad, if true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (bss/y)

10 Yeah, but Israel.

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (1Q6Kv)

11 Anything for a click, right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (AkEZC)

12 Furry as an Ewok?

You're saying this Lance/Luna person was trying to be Ace? How's their shelving?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

13 Investigators later found a shoe impression from the rooftop that was "consistent with the shoe sole characteristics of a Converse/Chuck Taylor shoe" that Robinson was wearing at the time, the affidavit stated.
=


This is why ninjas wear black socks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (SFjVQ)

14 How did the Mossad get him to write that confession?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (u73oe)

15 Meagain Kelly and Tu'Ker Shakur have made it very clear how easy it is for public people to lie about who they are.

BUT, it's also nice to see that the truth will eventually come out.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (N1DT3)

16 @PressSec
·
1h
President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office!

photo
https://tinyurl.com/ysvrseh3

Posted by: Don Black at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (ZxPkt)

17 I'm tired of all the totally nutty triumvirate - Candace, Tucker and Meghan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (afKoR)

18 Is Tyler Robinson history's second-greatest hero, or is he the patsy of a sinister secret society of elites who receive their financing from a hummus-eating cabal located in Tel Aviv?

Just asking questions.

Serious questions.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at April 13, 2026 02:19 PM (m78uQ)

19 The left/controlled opposition are going deep on "IT WAS REALLY THE JEWS" because they don't want to talk about how leftwing activists are now gunning people down that they don't like.

The easiest way to make the story disappear is just to replace talking about Charlie and the left and instead starting talking about dump conspiracy theories like Owens is doing.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

20 That's obviously Israel's handwriting, you idiot.

You can tell because they put little Stars of David over the i's

Posted by: JasonG at April 13, 2026 02:19 PM (Wq7ET)

21 I'm still surprised THAT guy made a neck shot with iron sights. The devil's luck, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

Assassins only have to get lucky once.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:19 PM (N1DT3)

22 How did the Mossad get him to write that confession?

They had one of the hot IDF bikini beach patrol girls interrogate him. That'd be torture for a gay, he'd be rethinking everything.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2026 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

23 Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 02:19 PM (UjdFS)

24 I happened to be in Utah and personally witnessed what was clearly a Mossad agent surreptitiously enter this fruitcake's house and I can only assume the crafty jew was there to plant that note.

Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 02:20 PM (oqH4h)

25 Why are these homosexuals so violent?

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 13, 2026 02:20 PM (4eiIm)

26 Tyler Robinson Made a Full, Handwritten Confession to His Gay Furry Lover
Cavernous Nostrils hardest hit


The Jews used a mind ray against Robinson... Nostrils

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 02:20 PM (TrNJ0)

27 This is why ninjas wear black socks.

To be a complete pedant...Ninjas didn't dress like that.

As spies/assassins they dressed like everyone else around them.

But then went portraying them in a play how do you show someone being sneaky? You put them all in black...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

28 10 Yeah, but Israel.

Check and mate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (1Q6Kv)

Heh. We need to come up with a good name for that rhetorical play.

Jew Card? J-Card?

Hasidic Hip Throw?

Jewish Judo Chop?

Hmmm, don't really like any of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (bss/y)

29 Damn, post 24 and I am already beaten to the Mossad joke.

Sigh.

Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (oqH4h)

30 It's people like this that give twisted sex freaks a bad name.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (w/O5Q)

31 Furry?

Is that the one with Brad Pitt. And the tank?

Posted by: BIP at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (HcoTw)

32 They still have 'firing squad' for executions in Utah??

Posted by: BigWyo at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (uDgpz)

33 @PressSec
·
1h
President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office!

photo
https://tinyurl.com/ysvrseh3
Posted by: Don Black at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (ZxPkt)

A billionaire is more of a man of the people than I am.

I'm so glad my children recoil at the thought of eating at McDonald's.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (N1DT3)

34 someone i slightly know posted on fakebook that iran had provided proof the erika kirk was working for israel and she had him killed as part of a coup attempt against the u.s.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (CWTWj)

35 Never heard of em.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (dYvhw)

36 I'm still surprised THAT guy made a neck shot with iron sights. The devil's luck, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

I do think the rifle had a scope...but.....
Cold bore single shot to the neck, with a 30-06 bullet, and it did not blow off Charlie's head.
By some strange, unstable kid.
Yeah, you can believe anything, if you are told it often enough.

Posted by: Ripley's, Believe it or not.... at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (vcOmj)

37 14 How did the Mossad get him to write that confession?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (u73oe)

Easy:

1) Use the time machine.

2) Force the innocent furry to write confession.

3) Use mind control to point him at Kirk.

4) Hand him a Kar98k converted to .30-06.

5) Head home for hummus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (bss/y)

38 34 someone i slightly know posted on fakebook that iran had provided proof the erika kirk was working for israel and she had him killed as part of a coup attempt against the u.s.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (CWTWj)

======

"This makes perfect sense and doesn't sound completely insane. Please, tell me more."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (1Q6Kv)

39 29 Damn, post 24 and I am already beaten to the Mossad joke.

Sigh.
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (oqH4h)

You gotta get up earlier in the day, laddie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (bss/y)

40 Damn it, now I want McDonalds...I'd better go eat some lunch before I do something stupid and en-fattening.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (xcxpd)

41 Can we go back to the Soviet style left?

I mean they were evil but at least they were masculine.

Instead of worrying about Ivan Ivanovitch assassinating you because he thinks you are a capitalist pigdog you know have to worry about Tyler Trannychaser murdering you because you don't want ladyboy peen.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

42 Why are these homosexuals so violent?
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 13, 2026 02:20 PM (4eiIm)

I don't know, but apparently it's been known for millennia.

C.S. Lewis has all the enforcers in his book with a totalitarian regime as various types of sexual deviants.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)

43 40 Damn it, now I want McDonalds...I'd better go eat some lunch before I do something stupid and en-fattening.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (xcxpd)

McDonalds, $20, same as in town...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

44 38 34 someone i slightly know posted on fakebook that iran had provided proof the erika kirk was working for israel and she had him killed as part of a coup attempt against the u.s.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (CWTWj)

======

"This makes perfect sense and doesn't sound completely insane. Please, tell me more."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (1Q6Kv)

Facebook is pretty crazy with the political opinions. My aunt and uncle, gah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:24 PM (bss/y)

45 maybe the israelis told him they could get him a date with great thumberk

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 13, 2026 02:24 PM (CWTWj)

46 McDs makes shitty food.

At least where I live there are half a dozen resteraunts that will make you a burger and fries for now more money then McDs now costs

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

47 40 Damn it, now I want McDonalds...I'd better go eat some lunch before I do something stupid and en-fattening.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (xcxpd)

I was thinking Culver's for a pork tenderloin and cheese curds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:25 PM (bss/y)

48 46 McDs makes shitty food.

At least where I live there are half a dozen resteraunts that will make you a burger and fries for now more money then McDs now costs

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

Go to In-N-Out instead...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

49 Willowed from previous thread

373 Yes, Sulu, and only Sulu, appeared in every single episode. Often briefly, but he's always there.
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Av6i5)
Well, that's just like him, isn't it?
Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2026 02:25 PM (LHPAg)

50 They still have 'firing squad' for executions in Utah??
Posted by: BigWyo at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM


If the inmates chose that method before 2004, or if lethal injection drugs are unavailable.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 02:26 PM (0sNs1)

51 Damn it, now I want McDonalds...I'd better go eat some lunch before I do something stupid and en-fattening.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (xcxpd)

MY TOWN HAS A MC'DONALD'S!!!

Seriously, I sm in farm country Ontario. That was exciting!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 02:26 PM (Sco7b)

52 I do think the rifle had a scope...but.....
Cold bore single shot to the neck, with a 30-06 bullet, and it did not blow off Charlie's head.
By some strange, unstable kid.
Yeah, you can believe anything, if you are told it often enough.
Posted by: Ripley's, Believe it or not.... at April 13, 2026 02:22 PM (vcOmj)

Yes. Totally unbelievable. All those hunter neck shots on deer with the 30-06 just plain blew the head off!

Tell me you've never actually fired a rifle without telling me you've never fired a rifle.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:26 PM (N1DT3)

53 A billionaire is more of a man of the people than I am.

I'm so glad my children recoil at the thought of eating at McDonald's.


when I'm 76 I'm eating whatever the f I want

if I make it up there, time to enjoy trash when I want

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)

54 I was watching some AI slop on the youtube.

Seems the used Grok to analyze the Bigfoot footage.
You know, the one where he's walking a looks over his shoulder at the camera man?

Anyway, it concluded that is was likely real, in that it had no evidence of manipulation in the video; that the subject did not appear to be in an animal suit and that it matched no known species.

Or: We don't know what it was, or was not.

Still, kinda cool analysis--if it was really done.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 13, 2026 02:27 PM (HXT0k)

55 Ironic since literally nothing was stopping them from living the lives together that they want. NOTHING

Posted by: deadrody at April 13, 2026 02:27 PM (vgB0v)

56 "Guys, I know that I'm letting personal feelings color my view of her, but every time I see her face it looks weirder and more unattractive."

Plastic surgery and botox. But even so, Pick-Me-Again Kelly was never that attractive. Yes, she was pretty and had a nice body. But she was always graded on the curve because most women in her profession are hideous crones or melting-face scunts.

It's sorta like when you see a girl protesting at some commie antifa event and she's mid. But she's surrounded by mutant lepers and rotting piles of offal. So she looks much better looking than she really is.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

57 From what I understand- and I have not gone too deeply on this because I find it morbid as fuck- they were saying the damage to his neck was pretty traumatic due to the round and relatively close range.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:27 PM (bss/y)

58 when I'm 76 I'm eating whatever the f I want

if I make it up there, time to enjoy trash when I want
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)

Me too, but I don't think McDonald's is good tasting trash.

I just think it's trash.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:28 PM (N1DT3)

59 Your observations regarding MK and CO are simply due to their alien race’s attempts at human disguise slowly disintegrating. Soon to be reviled, oops I mean revealed, is publication of something better than the Epstein Files, a catalogue of all the illegal extraterrestrial aliens who have insinuated themselves into our country. Yep, they are all D and RINO’s.

Posted by: epador at April 13, 2026 02:28 PM (dgLMb)

60 55 Ironic since literally nothing was stopping them from living the lives together that they want. NOTHING

Posted by: deadrody at April 13, 2026 02:27 PM (vgB0v)

=======

Well, except some guy's opinion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:28 PM (1Q6Kv)

61 I'm still surprised THAT guy made a neck shot with iron sights. The devil's luck, I guess.

No one would intentionally aim for the neck. He was aiming for the head or chest. I would guess the latter because heads are small and move around a lot.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2026 02:28 PM (KXVg4)

62 You know, you'd think Trump could get a McDonalds kitchen stocked at the White House if he wanted...

Posted by: deadrody at April 13, 2026 02:28 PM (vgB0v)

63 I'm still surprised THAT guy made a neck shot with iron sights. The devil's luck, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM


Well, he was smart enough to use a very-downloaded .30-06 round. /sarc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (0sNs1)

64 Ironic since literally nothing was stopping them from living the lives together that they want. NOTHING

You, or Charlie, believing Squirrel Boy was not really a girl.

That's their problem you are thinking "wrong". And therefore since reality is a collective delusion your thoughts are stopping them from getting what they want

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

65 Look at that mug. She looks like a cartoon that you wouldn't want to watch.
_________

Her hair is too long for being 50-whatever, and she's too thin. But still hot for her age.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)

66 @42 - “Fairy Hardcastle” is a bit of a bloody giveaway, innit.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (hzEuy)

67 As Megyn's face demonstrates, plastic surgery begets more surgery, which eventually completely distorts your face into caricature.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (wBaIH)

68
"I am likely dead, or facing a lengthy prison sentence. I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk, and I took it."

=============

This horrific kind of thinking ALMOST makes me want to suppress confessions like this. It strikes me as too "inspiring" to the psychopaths out there.

It also infuriates me. Like those guys who kill their ex-wives, go to jail forever, and say it was totally worth it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (n7rxJ)

69 I learned the existence of furries watching the original CSI set in Los Vegas 20-30 years ago. Figures HW writers would know all the various sexual kinks for plot lines.

I suppose deviant curious folks had multiple ways to find out about and connect with other deviants and it was perhaps useful for normies to learn such things existed.

And probably nothing the depraved ruling class Romans were not doing 2000 years ago, although illiterate young people like to think they invented some new kink.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (+89TD)

70 Candace turned out to be such a huge disappointment. I kinda enjoyed her trashing affirmative action and quotas, but once she left the Daily Wire, she got really REALLY odd. Unlike some who post here I never found her particularly attractive but unlike most black women she has gotten even less so over time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (El6/E)

71 Willowed...

Spock in "The Empath"...
https://youtu.be/6_6xctl_Z8I

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

72 Kelly reached her peak 15 years ago. Logically it has been downhill since then.

Time is undefeated.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (V4IXI)

73 Me too, but I don't think McDonald's is good tasting trash.

I just think it's trash.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:28 PM (N1DT3)

Depends on the item. Oddly, the triple cheeseburger is still good (because for some reason, they never stopped seasoning their 1/10 meat.) The deluxe quarter pounder is not bad.

Everything else? Outside of breakfast (Egg McMuffin and Steak Bagel) yeah, you are not far wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)

74 No one would intentionally aim for the neck. He was aiming for the head or chest. I would guess the latter because heads are small and move around a lot.


yep it was like the song:

"shoulda been a better shot
he caught him in the head"

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (j+aD2)

75 President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office!

"And stiffed xim on the tip!"
-- the MSM

Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (KXVg4)

76 >>>Cavernous Nostrils hardest hit.

lol

I don't mean to allude that you are becoming predictable, but when I read the news of the handwritten note, this is about the take I expected to read here, more or less.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (dK+Kv)

77 someone i slightly know posted on fakebook that iran had provided proof the erika kirk was working for israel and she had him killed as part of a coup attempt against the u.s.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (CWTWj)

You mean somebody you *used* to know, right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2026 02:31 PM (snZF9)

78 I am surprised bronies have not entered the conversation on this. The guy seems like the type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:31 PM (bss/y)

79 Megyn's face lost about 5 lbs in facial fat between the current "look" (with stringy, unattractive hairstyle for her age and face shape) and her younger days in that last clip. Her face has morphed a lot. Like I said the other day, she she hits her early 60s, that's when most women's faces hit the accelerator to aging and her thin facial structure will really look bad.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 13, 2026 02:31 PM (qBdHI)

80 I learned the existence of furries watching the original CSI set in Los Vegas 20-30 years ago. Figures HW writers would know all the various sexual kinks for plot lines.

I had heard of them earlier, but apparently the CSI writers got several details wrong in their show about furries so, LOL. One part of that episode I liked was how Grissom found them fascinating. He did have a moral code of sorts, but mostly he just liked new things and loved to study and understand them rather than judge them. It was good characterization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:31 PM (El6/E)

81 Good grief megyn

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 02:32 PM (bXbFr)

82 Both Robinson and the furfag need to face the Woodchipper of Justice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2026 02:32 PM (utfVc)

83 Everything else? Outside of breakfast (Egg McMuffin and Steak Bagel) yeah, you are not far wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:30 PM (bss/y)

I'll grant you the Egg McMuffin- you can get me to eat breakfast at McDonald's. And I'll add the trash Breakfast Burrito. It's trash, but I like it.

I've never had the triple cheeseburger, so I'll take your word.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)

84 80 I learned the existence of furries watching the original CSI set in Los Vegas 20-30 years ago. Figures HW writers would know all the various sexual kinks for plot lines.

I had heard of them earlier, but apparently the CSI writers got several details wrong in their show about furries so, LOL. One part of that episode I liked was how Grissom found them fascinating. He did have a moral code of sorts, but mostly he just liked new things and loved to study and understand them rather than judge them. It was good characterization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:31 PM (El6/E)

He liked the aberrant and novel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:32 PM (bss/y)

85 McDonald's is last on my list for fast food . Burger King and Jack in the Box are preferable.

I do like the filet o fish when they have a special though

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:33 PM (V4IXI)

86 the filet o fish is pretty good!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)

87
DemSocs (a.k.a. commies) love them some murder. How many AWFLs are willing to bear Mangione's child?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:33 PM (tgvbd)

88 I'll grant you the Egg McMuffin- you can get me to eat breakfast at McDonald's. And I'll add the trash Breakfast Burrito. It's trash, but I like it.

I've never had the triple cheeseburger, so I'll take your word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)

Try the steak bagel sandwich. It is good. At this point, probably the best menu item they have breakfast or lunch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:33 PM (bss/y)

89 Me too, but I don't think McDonald's is good tasting trash.

I just think it's trash.


I used to like it okay but for about 15 years now they have been downgrading quality of ingredients from cheap to "scraped it off a Calcutta sidewalk."

What baffles me is that the Big Mac is apparently their most popular menu item, and its objectively their worst burger. And not particularly big.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:34 PM (El6/E)

90 I'm so glad my children recoil at the thought of eating at McDonald's.

There was a man who had a vision to employ and feed billions across the globe. That man's name was Ray Kroc and the restaurant he invented was McDonald's. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. He should have places named after him, woman should name their kids after him and by golly, everyone should eat at McDonald's.

Posted by: Zombie Dave Thomas at April 13, 2026 02:34 PM (4eiIm)

91 Gosh, if we only endorsed gay furry sex 24/7 they wouldn't have to kill us.

Posted by: NCKate at April 13, 2026 02:34 PM (uQzkA)

92 Charlie stood against islamists sunni and shis and other slithy toves

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (bXbFr)

93 And no one is going to investigate the uncomfortable question about why it "felt necessary"? Funny how none of our media heroes are interested.

Only OUR speech and thoughts must be policed but the Left are free to inflame anyone against anything they want. Even someone completely harmless like Charlie Kirk.

Note I said harmless, not armless.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (cS13u)

94 I dont know anything, but what I heard was that CK was killed when the bullets ricocheted off the Kevlar plate armor and struck his neck. But I never watched the unedited video.

Posted by: Megthered at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (UUs/D)

95 Look at that mug. She looks like a cartoon that you wouldn't want to watch.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM

Could it be she was the model for the Kaboom cereal clown? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (tYGL3)

96 Zombie, because I like you I’m going to be nice—but if you are going to come around here with Star Trek trivia, get it right. Spock appeared in every episode.

Posted by: Open Channel D at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (gYnrv)

97
You, or Charlie, believing Squirrel Boy was not really a girl.

That's their problem you are thinking "wrong". And therefore since reality is a collective delusion your thoughts are stopping them from getting what they want
Posted by: 18-1

==============

Evidence indicates that it's more basic and internal than that. It's the effort and expense they go through to "transition," and the subsequent crashing disappointment. The transition was supposed to bring them peace, comfort, self-love, satisfaction, closure, in direct proportion to the torment they felt before. When life is no different, they're worse off than they were before, no hope, no relief, no future.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (n7rxJ)

98
Me too, but I don't think McDonald's is good tasting trash.

I just think it's trash.

___________

Their hot chocolate mochas are actually better than SBUX.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (tgvbd)

99 🤢 Oh, my love!!


Let's not kid ourselves. These clowns with their well-to-do politically connected families are trying to wait out this administration for a "John Hinkley" - with considerable less time down the road in the nuthouse. imho.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (NFX2v)

100 I do not get the people who door dash mcdonalds. Mcdonalds fries are trash about 3 mins out of the fryer. People like eating rubber potato, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (bss/y)

101 Try the steak bagel sandwich. It is good. At this point, probably the best menu item they have breakfast or lunch.

Its not as good as it was originally but its their best offering on the menu yeah. Even the Fillet-o-Fish isn't as good as it used to be, I dunno why exactly. buns are different at least. The breakfast burritos aren't as good either.

Its not just me getting older and having tastes change, either. They have really gone downhill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:36 PM (El6/E)

102 Egg McMuffin...anytime, filet-o-fish (during Lent)..

Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT)

103 >>>Tyler Robinson Made a Full, Handwritten Confession to His Gay Furry Lover

good, they're buying it

*rubs hands together*


Posted by: Mossad Space Lasers & Weather Machines Division at April 13, 2026 02:36 PM (jGJov)

104
People like eating rubber potato, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:35 PM (bss/y)

___________

We like them!

Posted by: Hadrian's Borzoi at April 13, 2026 02:36 PM (tgvbd)

105 To be a complete pedant...Ninjas didn't dress like that.

As spies/assassins they dressed like everyone else around them.

But then went portraying them in a play how do you show someone being sneaky? You put them all in black...
Posted by: 18-1
===

Have them exaggerate tip-toeing every time they move from curtain to curtain.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:36 PM (/lPRQ)

106 Yeah thats lazy behavior

Get the fries fresh

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 02:37 PM (bXbFr)

107 >>President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office!

Tougher than me. Family lore about a harrowing afternoon and Mom got us McDonalds for dinner. We all tasted the burgers & were done, right there.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 13, 2026 02:37 PM (NcvvS)

108 McDowell’s >> McDonald’s.

This is known.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 13, 2026 02:37 PM (hzEuy)

109 The Filet o fish replaced the failed Pineapple sandwich. Kroc added the slice of cheese.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (V4IXI)

110 I just have this sick feeling this guy is going to walk and so is Luigi.

Dems have no shame and a huge swath would let a cold blooded killer free just to "own" the Right.

They just need one jury member to slip through.

Posted by: Leupold at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (eIzlH)

111 I am sick of the retarded take "how did he make a neck shot from that range?". He didn't make a neck shot. He aimed for center mass and neck is what he got.

And if you made your hot take right in this thread, then congrats on being retardedly retarded you fucking retard.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (DJAE9)

112 I do not get the people who door dash mcdonalds. Mcdonalds fries are trash about 3 mins out of the fryer

A lot of food does not deliver well, its best to stick with the classics. Almost no fast food delivers well, just think of how good it is when someone picks it up and brings some home. but sammiches are good delivered; get a sub and you will not see it go bad on the way home. Chinese and pizza always work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (El6/E)

113 94 I dont know anything, but what I heard was that CK was killed when the bullets ricocheted off the Kevlar plate armor and struck his neck. But I never watched the unedited video.


I think that's what happened

that day I saw some early video and it was ... I mean I knew he was dead right away

I think that asshole hit his kevlar and it got diverted up which SUCKS. it SUCKS.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

114 Furry?

Is that the one with Brad Pitt. And the tank?
Posted by: BIP

I question the realism of that tank.
It was bigger inside than the tent in MASH.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (/lPRQ)

115 I'm surprised Pick-Me-Again Kelly and fellow travelers aren't saying the handwritten note is fake because Gen Z never hand-writes anything

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

116 111 I am sick of the retarded take "how did he make a neck shot from that range?". He didn't make a neck shot. He aimed for center mass and neck is what he got.

And if you made your hot take right in this thread, then congrats on being retardedly retarded you fucking retard.


fuck yeah. cut jib NEWSLETTER

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

117
McDonald's has some good breakfast foods, especially the oatmeal. Their hot fudge sundae is good. Their coffee is every bit as good as Starbucks, and cheaper -- but skip that latte, ick. Besides, the latte machine is down almost as often as the ice cream machine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:39 PM (n7rxJ)

118 I used to like it okay but for about 15 years now they have been downgrading quality of ingredients from cheap to "scraped it off a Calcutta sidewalk."

If your location does the fresh-not-frozen thing for the Quarter Pounder and Double Quarter Pounder, they're quite good. But not all of them do that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)

119 Tell me you've never actually fired a rifle without telling me you've never fired a rifle.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Yes, I own several rifles, among them a bolt action 30-06, which I have shot frequently

Posted by: Ripley's, Believe it or not.... at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (vcOmj)

120 Their martial art is called Krav MAGA. What more evidence do you need? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Posted by: Alex DeWynter at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (3N6Jh)

121 All I know is that it's impossible for bullets to go anywhere except where the shooter intends them to go.

They even bend the bullets in the air to make it happen.

I learned it from a documentary film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (1Q6Kv)

122 I'm always going to think Henry Waxman when you say "Cavernous Nostrils", bossman.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (FpHTM)

123 >>Yes, she was pretty and had a nice body.

Huge difference between 'pretty' and 'beautiful'.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (NcvvS)

124 the picayune stuff doesn't matter. that perv went to kill Charlie and he shot Charlie meaning to murder him and he did.

that's it.

pervert murdered a good man.

IT SUCKS

it just sucks

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)

125 111 I am sick of the retarded take "how did he make a neck shot from that range?". He didn't make a neck shot. He aimed for center mass and neck is what he got.

And if you made your hot take right in this thread, then congrats on being retardedly retarded you fucking retard.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (DJAE9)

Well, I never!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (bss/y)

126 The conspiracy theory that angers me most these days is Melania was Epstein's BFF and was arranging pedophilia for him. Not only is there no evidence for but it attacks an extraordinary women just because.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)

127 It was bigger inside than the tent in MASH.

Like the Tank in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. You gotta make allowances for filming, a real tank you couldn't even see what was going on let alone reactions from actors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (El6/E)

128 Why are these homosexuals so violent?
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 13, 2026 02:20 PM (4eiIm)

I don't know, but apparently it's been known for millennia.

C.S. Lewis has all the enforcers in his book with a totalitarian regime as various types of sexual deviants.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)

In the James Bond novel, Diamonds are Forever, the mafia hired killers were portrayed as homosexuals, with a remark being made that were perfect hired killers, because they lacked empathy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (utfVc)

129 Its utah so i dont think so

Gotham im not so sure

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (bXbFr)

130 121 All I know is that it's impossible for bullets to go anywhere except where the shooter intends them to go.

They even bend the bullets in the air to make it happen.

I learned it from a documentary film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (1Q6Kv)

Surely, someone had to be there. Has empirical evidence of Der Freischutz.

But oh, no, that's German. That means Nazi!

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (FpHTM)

131 OT: @ProjectVirginia
rumor mill has been telling me that the leaders of both parties expect the referendum to fail and that internal polling numbers are horrific for the "yes" camp

--------

This would entertain me.

Let it be so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (1Q6Kv)

132 I just have this sick feeling this guy is going to walk and so is Luigi.

Dems have no shame and a huge swath would let a cold blooded killer free just to "own" the Right.

They just need one jury member to slip through.
Posted by: Leupold at April 13, 2026 02:38 PM (eIzlH)
_________

The Blade's odds:

Robinson walks: 20%
Luigi walks: 75%

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

133 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (1Q6Kv)

As stupid as it was I liked that movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (V4IXI)

134 Damn! I may just be in some sort of time loop.

I was raking, blisters formed and broke. All cleaned and disinfected.

And I thought. "Wow, Nu Skin would come in handy! Damn, none in the house. I should write this down for the next time I go shopping."

"NAHH!," I thought, "What a waste of money. The skin is healing. And it's not like you're planning on hurting yourself. Yeah, That's true."

I feel like I've had this conversation before,
Maybe multiple times.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)

135 Where do the big fast food restaurants source their fish?

I've seen Tilapia on sale at my local super market and you have to be very careful not to get the Chinese stuff

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

136 121 All I know is that it's impossible for bullets to go anywhere except where the shooter intends them to go.

They even bend the bullets in the air to make it happen.

I learned it from a documentary film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (1Q6Kv)

Damn, that's a call back. James Macavoy, Angelina Jolie and a very early Chris Pratt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (bss/y)

137
A lot of food does not deliver well, its best to stick with the classics. Almost no fast food delivers well, just think of how good it is when someone picks it up and brings some home.

__________

In the early days of The Plague, we got some breakfast at IHOP to go. It did not arrive at home in good shape. Indeed, breakfast buffets may sustain life but not add to its sublimnity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (tgvbd)

138 None of this information is exactly news, just news to Megan Kelly.

Tyler Robinson has confessed multiple times and in multiple ways to multiple people. Every shred of actual evidence points to him.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (vOtXJ)

139 Wendy's has a new breakfast menu but its not in a lot of places yet. I have heard good things, relative to fast food breakfast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (El6/E)

140 Shit, if you would have bent Meagain over a desk a few years back you would still bend her over a desk. Only now you might wipe your dick on the drapes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (snZF9)

141 I was watching some AI slop on the youtube.

Seems the used Grok to analyze the Bigfoot footage.
You know, the one where he's walking a looks over his shoulder at the camera man?
===

If AI can detect AI slop, why can't AI make slop that it cannot detect?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (/lPRQ)

142 25 Why are these homosexuals so violent?
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 13, 2026 02:20 PM (4eiIm)

Democrat rank-and-filers (non-politicians) are primarily motivated by the idea of Revenge against somebody.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (FpHTM)

143 Homos are a very high percentage of serial killers.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (V4IXI)

144 Luigi going free should have an interesting political impact.

He is part of the reason people like Bezos have pulled back a bit on funding the left.

If he goes free then a lot of these oligarchs are going to have to consider if they are also going to be targeted by leftwing crazies.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

145 132 The Blade's odds:

Robinson walks: 20%
Luigi walks: 75%

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

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Oh, I think Robinson walking it well into statistical noise territory. 1-3%. Joe Kent being called as an expert witness (assuming he gets that label which is...doubtful) and saying "there were so many Jooish phones in the area, it's weird," would have no effect on anything.

Luigi is another matter, though there was a NYC jury that went against the narrative in a lower-profile but politically charged thing recently. 75% seems fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (1Q6Kv)

146 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
===


In many ways this is the story of the Paolo.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (/lPRQ)

147 He is part of the reason people like Bezos have pulled back a bit on funding the left.

If he goes free then a lot of these oligarchs are going to have to consider if they are also going to be targeted by leftwing crazies.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

My heart bleeds for them. Indeed, they are helping creating them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (bss/y)

148 I'm in some forums where people post cute animal videos.

Some people are now submitted AI slop instead but...it is getting better and better.

In another year it will be very very hard to tell the difference if even possible

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

149 138 None of this information is exactly news, just news to Megan Kelly.

Tyler Robinson has confessed multiple times and in multiple ways to multiple people. Every shred of actual evidence points to him.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (vOtXJ)

=========

BUT DA JOOS!

Candace Owens told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (1Q6Kv)

150 I was watching some AI slop on the youtube.

Seems the used Grok to analyze the Bigfoot footage.
You know, the one where he's walking a looks over his shoulder at the camera man?

Anyway, it concluded that is was likely real, in that it had no evidence of manipulation in the video; that the subject did not appear to be in an animal suit and that it matched no known species.

Or: We don't know what it was, or was not.

Still, kinda cool analysis--if it was really done.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

==

Didn't one of the people that actually made the famous film later confess that they rented a gorilla suit and staged the whole thing?

Posted by: Leupold at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (eIzlH)

151 As Megyn's face demonstrates, plastic surgery begets more surgery, which eventually completely distorts your face into caricature.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 13, 2026 02:29 PM (wBaIH)


I watched Landman a few weeks back. Demi Moore's surgeons have been successful in making her not look like Demi Moore any more.

Posted by: far cry at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (Q6P2R)

152 OT: @ProjectVirginia
rumor mill has been telling me that the leaders of both parties expect the referendum to fail and that internal polling numbers are horrific for the "yes" camp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026

I'm doing my absolute best to help defeat it.

Talking about it with my neighbors, three of whom went to vote (and weren't going to go before talking with me) and volunteering at my polling place.

Losing this because of apathy would be the most GOPe thing ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (FmapG)

153 I've seen Tilapia on sale at my local super market and you have to be very careful not to get the Chinese stuff
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

I only eat sea food at restaurants if I can confirm not from China.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (V4IXI)

154 Tyler Robinson has confessed multiple times and in multiple ways to multiple people. Every shred of actual evidence points to him.

Did you see that Daily Mail article claiming the bullet didn't match in the headline? The propaganda is so bad right now.

In the James Bond novel, Diamonds are Forever, the mafia hired killers were portrayed as homosexuals, with a remark being made that were perfect hired killers, because they lacked empathy.

They downplayed the killers in the movie but its kinda obvious they are queer. Lots of people upset about that now, because you cannot portray a protected class in any negative way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (El6/E)

155 138 Tyler Robinson has confessed multiple times and in multiple ways to multiple people. Every shred of actual evidence points to him.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 13, 2026 02:42 PM (vOtXJ)

And there's still a fairly significant chance he walks via Jury Nullification.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (FpHTM)

156 I do like the filet o fish when they have a special though
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


In Israel, it's called the Gefilte-o-fish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (diia5)

157 152 I'm doing my absolute best to help defeat it.

Talking about it with my neighbors, three of whom went to vote (and weren't going to go before talking with me) and volunteering at my polling place.

Losing this because of apathy would be the most GOPe thing ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (FmapG)

=======

Dems outspending the GOP 20-1 and losing it would be the most Dem thing ever, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (1Q6Kv)

158 Tyler Robinson has confessed multiple times and in multiple ways to multiple people. Every shred of actual evidence points to him.
___

No case is that air tight! It must be a set up!

Posted by: Miniscule Poirot at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (qUkBO)

159 Yes, I own several rifles, among them a bolt action 30-06, which I have shot frequently
Posted by: Ripley's, Believe it or not.... at April 13, 2026 02:40 PM (vcOmj)

SUUUUUuuuuure. Sure.

/John Candy

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (N1DT3)

160 My heart bleeds for them. Indeed, they are helping creating them.

One of the reasons we have this class of people is that they believe they are free of the consequences of their actions.

The less they feel that the less they will fund/help the far left.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (sKqQm)

161
Homos are a very high percentage of serial killers.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (V4IXI)

__________

I read a memoir by a medical examiner. There was an exceptionally brutal killing and the ME told the police, "You can be sure this was committed by a homosexual.:

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (tgvbd)

162 I like McTheDonald's coffee becauz it HOT hot.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (DgMqy)

163 This is why ninjas wear black socks.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 02:18 PM (SFjVQ)

Dirk wears white socks.

Posted by: Adam Ant at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (qivay)

164 In another year it will be very very hard to tell the difference if even possible
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

Then the same thing will separate the true artist from the rest as it has always done- in vision and execution. One reason I do not worry too much about what they are calling 'AI'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (bss/y)

165 31 Furry?

Is that the one with Brad Pitt. And the tank?
Posted by: BIP at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (HcoTw)

Could you f**king not make that association. Fury is a good Tank movie. Drag that weird s*x sh*t through someone else's dvd collection for f*ck's sake.

Posted by: Nelly at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (gZCIy)

166
And there's still a fairly significant chance he walks via Jury Nullification.
Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (FpHTM)

It's Utah, not NY so there's a good chance there will be a fair jury

Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (TrNJ0)

167 If he goes free then a lot of these oligarchs are going to have to consider if they are also going to be targeted by leftwing crazies.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

Spoiler: Of course they'll be targeted. It's just a question of when and over what perceived slight.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (FmapG)

168 148 I'm in some forums where people post cute animal videos.

Some people are now submitted AI slop instead but...it is getting better and better.

In another year it will be very very hard to tell the difference if even possible
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

I want obvious AI slop back. It's entertaining.

Footage of a dude dumping out a basket of grain, only for his entire body to become grain and fall to the ground.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:47 PM (FpHTM)

169 167
Spoiler: Of course they'll be targeted. It's just a question of when and over what perceived slight.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (FmapG)

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The CEO of UHC was not high profile either. He was essentially just some dude to most people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

170 Dems outspending the GOP 20-1 and losing it would be the most Dem thing ever, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:45 PM (1Q6Kv)

I don't agree. Isn't that how the last several presidentials have gone? Didn't Hillary! spend a billion dollars? Kamala as well?

Or am I - to cross the threads - Mandela-ing myself?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:47 PM (FmapG)

171 31 Furry?

Is that the one with Brad Pitt. And the tank?
Posted by: BIP at April 13, 2026 02:21 PM (HcoTw)

I would smash that. Literally and figuratively.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (qivay)

172 165 Could you f**king not make that association. Fury is a good Tank movie. Drag that weird s*x sh*t through someone else's dvd collection for f*ck's sake.
Posted by: Nelly at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (gZCIy)

There's about a 99% chance that Brad Pitt has done weird sex shit during his life.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (FpHTM)

173 170 I don't agree. Isn't that how the last several presidentials have gone? Didn't Hillary! spend a billion dollars? Kamala as well?

Or am I - to cross the threads - Mandela-ing myself?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:47 PM (FmapG)

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I see to remember that Hillary spent twice as much money as Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (1Q6Kv)

174 Reddit is less "Luigi", more "tinfoil" on this

He did it, but I don't think the claimed motive is right. This kid isn't some radical leftist and I'm not sold that the person he was living with was his partner. It was all handled in a way that the Trump admin wanted to control the narrative and it stinks to high hell

What evidence? A grainy video of a guy we are told is Tyler Robinson jumping off a building with we are told with a gun. There's zero video of someone on the roof firing on the roof, the crime scene being destroyed promptly, Charlie not being taken the the nearest hospital...the whole thing is sketchy.

Utah police records show TYLER ROBINSON was ALREADY IN CUSTODY WHEN DISCORD KIRK 'CONFESSION' text MESSAGES were SENT.

Every text and letter they’ve revealed sounds so fake. This is another JFK situation, and I’m 90% convinced he is the fall guy for a foreign government or a US intelligence agency.

Chronically online people with wild conspiracy theories without any evidence except, trust me, bro. Dude probably listens to Candace Owens, she has been saying she has all of this evidence he didn’t do it yet refuses to release anything.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (ycI94)

175
Didn't one of the people that actually made the famous film later confess that they rented a gorilla suit and staged the whole thing?
Posted by: Leupold

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That's what I read.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (n7rxJ)

176 Oh, I think Robinson walking it well into statistical noise territory. 1-3%. Joe Kent being called as an expert witness (assuming he gets that label which is...doubtful) and saying "there were so many Jooish phones in the area, it's weird," would have no effect on anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Defense already rejected Joe Kent as a witness in the case. Expert witnesses have to be qualified by the court and as he has no fact pattern knowledge of the event itself, he would not be useful as a regular witness to the case.

My guess is defense is probably going to try an insanity defense or a plea deal rather than TODDI (the other dude did it). Evidence is pretty damning including video, palm prints, ownership of the rifle, the note, etc. The whole Forensics bullshit on the bullet comes from a hunting bullet can do strange things and get mangled in a shooting of human bodies (or animals). Add in at an angle, the whole bullshit narrative of Candace Ovens never made sense in the first place, now it makes even less sense akin to flat eartherism that Tyler was not the shooter.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)

177 Homos are a very high percentage of serial killers.

These days the really crazy ones are getting operations and calling themselves girls.

Saw a clip from a show called "the Good Doctor" where the super surgeon is autistic (because according to Hollywood, its a superpower, not a handicap). He is talking to a homosexual man who had a baby with another homosexual "man" and the autistic doctor is baffled how he can call himself homosexual. the other doctors and nurses rush him away before he can offend the patient with logic and biological fact.

I was both amused and surprised that anyone even wrote that in today's entertainment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (El6/E)

178 Savanah Hernandez>>>Me Again Kelly>Bugs Bunny in a dress>>>>>> Cavernous Nostrils.

Seriously check out Savanah Hernandez. She's basically a sexual fantasy with the right political persuasion.

Posted by: Ken at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (aVf49)

179 Scottie wasn't in the episode I watched last night where they beamed to the planet that had the *spores* that ended up infecting the entire crew.

Posted by: Crusader at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (TN0g+)

180 The CEO of UHC was not high profile either. He was essentially just some dude to most people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

That's the scary part, though. To Luigi, he was the full, sole reason his medical stuff didn't work out the way he wanted.

EVERYONE is The Devil to somebody. Once you make 'the rich' valid targets of opportunity, there is going to be so much more of this than there already is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)

181
Had a Wednesday Whopper at Burger King last week for $3.99, hadn't had one in years; still big, still delicious.

If only it hadn't taken 10 minutes from order to getting it done and out to the front counter.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (Y8DZL)

182 172 165 Could you f**king not make that association. Fury is a good Tank movie. Drag that weird s*x sh*t through someone else's dvd collection for f*ck's sake.
Posted by: Nelly at April 13, 2026 02:46 PM (gZCIy)

There's about a 99% chance that Brad Pitt has done weird sex shit during his life.
Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (FpHTM)

He hooked up with Angelina Jolie, who was married to Billy Bob Thornton. I'd say it is inescapable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (bss/y)

183 Huh. That almost sounds like treason.

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan Wants Trump Coup Over Iran War

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

184 Spoiler: Of course they'll be targeted. It's just a question of when and over what perceived slight.

Suggestion: don't forget to go into your favorite left leaning forum and remind them how much Bezos or Reid Hoffman or Dustin Moskovitz are evvviiilllllll

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

185
I missed it. What is "Project Virginia"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:50 PM (n7rxJ)

186 Reddit is less "Luigi", more "tinfoil" on this

There are a lot of leftists on twitter who are 100% absolutely certain that he's a hard right extremist maga conservative and no amount of logic, proof, or evidence makes any difference to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:50 PM (El6/E)

187 Afternoon Ace. Hope all is well.
Critical Drinker just did an 18 minute review of what he calls the Greatest Western Movie Ever, Unforgiven.
Well worth the time and damn hard to argue with him. A good vid.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (genhU)

188 180 That's the scary part, though. To Luigi, he was the full, sole reason his medical stuff didn't work out the way he wanted.

EVERYONE is The Devil to somebody. Once you make 'the rich' valid targets of opportunity, there is going to be so much more of this than there already is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)

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It'd be so different if it had been Bezos or Musk or Zuckerberg or Gates. High profile billionaires who seek the limelight.

But the UHC guy? Just a corpo dude who kept his head down and made himself public to the industry and not the wider world?

He gets the bullet because his company has to work in the federal government's regulatory environment? Crazy, dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

189 There's about a 99% chance that Brad Pitt has done weird sex shit during his life.
Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (FpHTM)

I'm sure he had any number of women willing to participate.

I do have to say though that his choice of women should give the average looking women hope I thought his choices were just meh. They must have had great personalities. Not snark.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (V4IXI)

190 Seriously check out Savanah Hernandez. She's basically a sexual fantasy with the right political persuasion.
Posted by: Ken at April 13, 2026 02:49 PM (aVf49)

Has the 'smart girl glasses' thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (bss/y)

191
The CEO of UHC was not high profile either. He was essentially just some dude to most people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:47 PM (1Q6Kv)

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DemSocs are particularly bloodthirsty about "billionaires". Of which there are maybe 1000 in the US. Most of those are in finance or tech. But that's all right. You can be considered a billionaire if they hate you enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (tgvbd)

192 Go to In-N-Out instead...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 02:25 PM


nudge nudge say no more

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (4NO2D)

193
There are a lot of leftists on twitter who are 100% absolutely certain that he's a hard right extremist maga conservative and no amount of logic, proof, or evidence makes any difference to them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I just think they parade that view around to troll us, they dont really believe it.

Posted by: Leupold at April 13, 2026 02:52 PM (eIzlH)

194 Reddit is less "Luigi", more "tinfoil" on this

There are a lot of leftists on twitter who are 100% absolutely certain that he's a hard right extremist maga conservative and no amount of logic, proof, or evidence makes any difference to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:50 PM (El6/E)

Because he did a bad thing.

Liberals are good people, so anyone who does a bad thing is a MAGA conservative. By definition.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 13, 2026 02:52 PM (FmapG)

195 186 Reddit is less "Luigi", more "tinfoil" on this

There are a lot of leftists on twitter who are 100% absolutely certain that he's a hard right extremist maga conservative and no amount of logic, proof, or evidence makes any difference to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:50 PM (El6/E)

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"Leftist do not commit violence categorically. So, it follows that only a rightoid dummy would kill Charlie Kirk."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:52 PM (1Q6Kv)

196 It'd be so different if it had been Bezos or Musk or Zuckerberg or Gates. High profile billionaires who seek the limelight.

But the UHC guy? Just a corpo dude who kept his head down and made himself public to the industry and not the wider world?

He gets the bullet because his company has to work in the federal government's regulatory environment? Crazy, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (1Q6Kv)

All of them have security details for one thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:52 PM (bss/y)

197
If only it hadn't taken 10 minutes from order to getting it done and out to the front counter.
Posted by: Auspex

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TEN MINUTES??? My god, if only those starving Africans knew what we in the first world put up with they'd stop complaining.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:52 PM (n7rxJ)

198 I saw the remake of Running Man. It was meh. Too long, too woke, nothing made any sense, and the hero was an asshole. A few good action scenes couldn't redeem it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

199 Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 02:51 PM (genhU)

Have to disagree with him . It's not even in Clint Eastwood's top five westerns IMHO.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (V4IXI)

200 That Meloni broad can suck it.

Fuck off, foreign devil.

You don't get to tell Americans who we can insult.

*flips bird*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

201 He gets the bullet because his company has to work in the federal government's regulatory environment? Crazy, dude.

Occasionally when I run into Luigi supporters I'll remind them that Obamacare was the system the CEO was working under.

They don't like me mentioning that. Because then if the CEO is guilty so is the guy that made the system and even lefties get that...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

202 This makes a lot of sense, the killer would rather commit a suicidal gesture than spend more time in that sinister farce, with a furry transsexual lover. On some level he knew that it was just a farce.

Posted by: PG at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (mZ4Tz)

203 I do have to say though that his choice of women should give the average looking women hope

I agree. I always thought Jolie was kind of odd looking with those tire tube lips, and never got why everyone was so amazed by Jennifer Aniston. Brad Pitt doesn't seem concerned by all that though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (El6/E)

204 Look at that mug. She looks like a cartoon that you wouldn't want to watch.

The long, long, scraggly hair does not help.

Posted by: Tuna at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (lJ0H4)

205 Yeah, but it would be just like the Jews to plant this kind of false evidence. Or so the kind of people ace is wasting his time debating would say. To them, ace is just establishing he's on Mossad's payroll (which probably doesn't pay much because Jews but is still somehow enough). You can't really make headway with this kind of thought process.

Posted by: I'm not saying it's the Hebrews ... at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (Wmpd8)

206 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Solid, reality based analysis as always.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (ndZc7)

207 201 He gets the bullet because his company has to work in the federal government's regulatory environment? Crazy, dude.

Occasionally when I run into Luigi supporters I'll remind them that Obamacare was the system the CEO was working under.

They don't like me mentioning that. Because then if the CEO is guilty so is the guy that made the system and even lefties get that...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

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"UHC was just making healthcare for everyone like the ACA dreamed. He's not a villain. He's a hero, making sure that everyone gets health insurance."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (1Q6Kv)

208 Trump should take a dump on the Pope's furniture. If it's good enough for Brandon, it's good enough for the King.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (BI5O2)

209 I saw the remake of Running Man. It was meh. Too long, too woke, nothing made any sense, and the hero was an asshole. A few good action scenes couldn't redeem it.

The remake has better FX and honestly better acting.

But the original movie had a much, much better script.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

210 He gets the bullet because his company has to work in the federal government's regulatory environment? Crazy, dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Also because UHC is nearly universally hated as the worst of the health insurers, but yeah.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (OUMaO)

211 "Cavernous Nostrils hardest hit." - ace.

I'm calling her Nostrildamus from now on.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (LdKHn)

212 187 Critical Drinker just did an 18 minute review of what he calls the Greatest Western Movie Ever, Unforgiven.
Well worth the time and damn hard to argue with him. A good vid.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Usually a great commenter, but in this case, Dear God, no.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (Y8DZL)

213 What's even sicker about the United Health CEO is gov bureaucrats make decisions all the time to deny care and coverage.


So open season on all the people that work for Medicare and MEdicaid because they didn't pay for grandmas experimental spinal surgery?

Posted by: Leupold at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (eIzlH)

214 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Maybe that will seal this case the Leftists blame on Jews to drive him

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)

215 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:53 PM (El6/E)

Don't forget his first long term squeeze, Julliet Lewis.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (V4IXI)

216 That MeAgain video at the bottom of the post reminded me of something: she used to be hot.

Posted by: Crusader at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (TN0g+)

217 I saw the remake of Running Man. It was meh. Too long, too woke, nothing made any sense, and the hero was an asshole. A few good action scenes couldn't redeem it.

That really is too bad, the concept sounded interesting and the original film is just so stupid and cartoony I can't stand it. Everything is pro wrestling over the top, then amped up even further. I appreciate the attempt to satirize entertainment culture but it was too much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (El6/E)

218
Usually a great commenter, but in this case, Dear God, no.
Posted by: Auspex

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You are really trying to make me pound my keyboard to death today, aren't you?

Unforgiven is GREAT.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (n7rxJ)

219
never got why everyone was so amazed by Jennifer Aniston.

_________

She seems to be one of the few current actresses capable of being funny.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (tgvbd)

220 209 I saw the remake of Running Man. It was meh. Too long, too woke, nothing made any sense, and the hero was an asshole. A few good action scenes couldn't redeem it.

The remake has better FX and honestly better acting.

But the original movie had a much, much better script.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

Plus, Richard Dawson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (bss/y)

221
Don't forget his first long term squeeze, Julliet Lewis.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

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Pitt was also with Gwyneth Paltrow for some time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (n7rxJ)

222 Critical Drinker just did an 18 minute review of what he calls the Greatest Western Movie Ever, Unforgiven.
Well worth the time and damn hard to argue with him. A good vid.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Usually a great commenter, but in this case, Dear God, no.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (Y8DZL)

Blazing Saddles is the Greatest Western Movie Ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dK+Kv)

223 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (tOcjL)

224 So open season on all the people that work for Medicare and MEdicaid because they didn't pay for grandmas experimental spinal surgery?

This is the problem with government healthcare overall.

People want almost limitless healthcare. If it is "a right" then how do you pay for it...because you can't.

You either start rationing or you just flat out deny some sorts of treatments because they are expensive.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (sKqQm)

225 193 I just think they parade that view around to troll us, they dont really believe it.
Posted by: Leupold at April 13, 2026 02:52 PM (eIzlH)

Pretty much this. They know it's a lie, but they've decided that it's an advantage for them to weaponize it.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (FpHTM)

226 219
never got why everyone was so amazed by Jennifer Aniston.

_________

She seems to be one of the few current actresses capable of being funny.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (tgvbd)

And she makes a good point or two. IYKWIM

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (N39Ws)

227 Don't forget his first long term squeeze, Julliet Lewis.

She was a cute kid but rapidly turned into something horrible out of an alleyway with six diseases and an addiction to everything man has ever made. Kind of like Fairuza Balk who was adorable and then turned into the worst kid of wreck

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (El6/E)

228
People want almost limitless healthcare. If it is "a right" then how do you pay for it...because you can't.

________

Fast, good, cheap. Pick two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (tgvbd)

229 223 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.


he didn't post it he probably saw it late at night and had a chuckle and reposted it

lol oh well

I still think it's funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (j+aD2)

230 21 I'm still surprised THAT guy made a neck shot with iron sights. The devil's luck, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

Assassins only have to get lucky once.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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My guess is center of chest aim point and the bullet went a bit high due to a miscalculation of vertical windage. Rifle had a scope on it as it was a surplus sporterized rifle.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

231 210 Also because UHC is nearly universally hated as the worst of the health insurers, but yeah.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (OUMaO)


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Luigi personalized it by saying UHC refused him treatment for something...which his own insurance would pay for because of his rich parents paying for his insurance.

UHC being considered a bad insurer had nothing to do with it. Luigi is insane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (1Q6Kv)

232 Aniston is nice

I would hang out with her

she seems really pretty to me too I dunno

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)

233 Usually a great commenter, but in this case, Dear God, no.
Posted by: Auspex

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You are really trying to make me pound my keyboard to death today, aren't you?

Unforgiven is GREAT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (n7rxJ)

It is... a 2 hour movie saved by the last 5 mins. The last 5 mins makes the entire movie. First watch was boring as fuck- until that last 5 mins.

Much better whole package movie, imo.

Rio Bravo
The Searchers
Magnificent Seven
Tombstone
Hell, McClintock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (bss/y)

234 222
Blazing Saddles is the Greatest Western Movie Ever.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dK+Kv)

Seconded.
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

235 Wow, so obviously a plant to dust from da jooz!!
/sarc


Or: California is trying to outlaw investigative journalism after Nick Shirley embarrassed them.
AB 2624 would protect entities receiving government money. Journalists would get content taken down, misdemeanors, fines, even possible imprisonment.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (4KUe5)

236 228
People want almost limitless healthcare. If it is "a right" then how do you pay for it...because you can't.

________

Fast, good, cheap. Pick two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (tgvbd)

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Can we at least do free of fraud by deporting foreign fraudsters, or is that a racism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (1Q6Kv)

237 TBH if Pitt's 4 main squeezes were Juliette Lewis, Paltrow, Jolie and Aniston I don't think your complaint is really around looks.

But...that is quite a collection of crazy and narcissistic...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm)

238 She seems to be one of the few current actresses capable of being funny.

She was good in Office Space, but because of the writing. Jennifer herself didn't bring anything to the role that seventy other actresses could not.

And while I liked unforgiven a lot, its a deconstruction of a western, and far from the best of the genre in my opinion. If I had to choose it would probably be The Cowboys, or Pale Rider.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (El6/E)

239 McDonalds isn’t really good, but every once in a while, I want that Big Mac or QPC. On the breakfast menu, I haven’t tried the steak bagel, but the sausage egg and cheese McGriddle is good hot or cold. I like the caramel mocha coffee, but I think my local store no longer makes it.

I haven’t seen anyone mention it, but I read the other day that the bullet that was recovered does not match the kid’s rifle. That would jive with early analyses of the shot angle not matching where the kid was seen. Has anyone heard more about this?

Posted by: Advo at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (jO4mz)

240 233
I liked Open Range also.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (N39Ws)

241 I like unforgiven but tombstone is for sure better

not really my thing but Dead Man is probably my favorite Western lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (j+aD2)

242 220 Plus, Richard Dawson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (bss/y)

The good kind of race-washing.

(Killian was black in the book)

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (iXqHn)

243 "I lack the words to decribe how much I love your hairy little butt."

BLEAH. This is a good thing for me to read as I eat lunch. Furries are a good topic for losing weight!

Of course, Megyn and Nostrils, this is the guy! Of course. All you had to do was follow the local news vs conspiracy theories as I did for a few days. It is that simple! Handprints on the roof, dingbats. Video. Gun. Bingo was his name-o.

Candance is no doubt destroyed it was not French Foreign Legion Secret Jews.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)

244 never got why everyone was so amazed by Jennifer Aniston.

_________

She seems to be one of the few current actresses capable of being funny.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (tgvbd)

And she makes a good point or two. IYKWIM
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (N39Ws)
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She was quite sexy as a then-unknown in Leprechaun. The Blade would have banged. Eagerly and repeatedly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

245 My guess is center of chest aim point and the bullet went a bit high due to a miscalculation of vertical windage. Rifle had a scope on it as it was a surplus sporterized rifle.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

This, and it was under about 300 yards, as I recall estimating from maps. Kind of hard to miss at that range with modern hunting ammo and a rifle intended for hunting. It was a lucky impact from shooter's perspective.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (dK+Kv)

246 never got why everyone was so amazed by Jennifer Aniston.

_________

She seems to be one of the few current actresses capable of being funny.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (tgvbd)

Along Came Polly was pretty good movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (V4IXI)

247 Megyn Kelly’s looks have always been vastly overstated (and artificially enhanced). I’ve never understood what the fuss was about.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (udRx+)

248 Can we at least do free of fraud by deporting foreign fraudsters, or is that a racism?

That's one of the most interesting things about this.

If you really believe that millions will die because the government isn't funding public healthcare enough you should be the most angry about stolen government healthcare dollars.

And collectively the left has decided that the fraud thing didn't happen AND that its good that it happened - because now people can't complain that Somalis are all idiots...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

249 McDonalds, $20, same as in town...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 13, 2026 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

my wife was actually griping how McDonald's now does cost 20 dollars for two people to eat.

Posted by: Nelly at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (gZCIy)

250 240 233
I liked Open Range also.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2026 02:59 PM (N39Ws)

No argument, because there are a lot I left off the list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (bss/y)

251 she seems really pretty to me too I dunno

I think that was the basis of her career; she seemed pretty go women but not competitive. I knew five girls in high school cuter than her. She's not unattractive, she's just not superstar pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (El6/E)

252 The Blade's odds:

Robinson walks: 20%
Luigi walks: 75%
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Luigi Jury - "Some people earned a good killing!"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (/lPRQ)

253 Oh, look...more evidence that the left is under breeding itself to extinction.

"Extremely conservative men 35-45 now have almost 4x as many children as extremely liberal men. "

https://x.com/charliesmirkley/
status/2043685703708500063

I sure hope that the whole replacement theory thing doesn't get reversed for them. That would be terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (1Q6Kv)

254 So it's a movie thread?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 13, 2026 03:02 PM (4NO2D)

255 Aniston is nice

I would hang out with her

she seems really pretty to me too I dunno

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)

In my latter years I have come to respect the comedy chops of both Aniston and Applegate, at least when directed well.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:02 PM (cS13u)

256 248
If you really believe that millions will die because the government isn't funding public healthcare enough you should be the most angry about stolen government healthcare dollars.

And collectively the left has decided that the fraud thing didn't happen AND that its good that it happened - because now people can't complain that Somalis are all idiots...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

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Warren saying that the $7 billion in wealth taxes from Musk would fund so much while the government spends $5 trillion a year on healthcare and calls any investigation into fraud racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:02 PM (1Q6Kv)

257 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (tOcjL)

Good. That was really dumb. So dumb, it made me wonder if it was done maliciously by some plant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2026 03:02 PM (utfVc)

258
If you really believe that millions will die because the government isn't funding public healthcare enough you should be the most angry about stolen government healthcare dollars.

___________

The Left not being angry about that is Exhibit #1 that they don't really care about the poor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:02 PM (tgvbd)

259 But the UHC guy? Just a corpo dude who kept his head down and made himself public to the industry and not the wider world?

He gets the bullet because his company has to work in the federal government's regulatory environment? Crazy, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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UHC makes a lot of money from its Medi gap insurance for seniors in Medicare and from Medicare Advantage plans. Wife and I were on it briefly years ago but dropped it for Blue Cross due to its intransigence on payment of claims and the hassle of having to file appeals. One of the single biggest partners of AARP.

FWIW, current having to do go through paperwork hell that with Blue Cross as it (Blue Cross disputes with hospital over what the preauthorization covers) and the hospital have thoroughly screwed up my surgery bills. Not happy.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv)

260 I watched the long ignored by me Tenet last night. It was ... confusing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)

261 222 Critical Drinker just did an 18 minute review of what he calls the Greatest Western Movie Ever, Unforgiven.
Well worth the time and damn hard to argue with him. A good vid.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Usually a great commenter, but in this case, Dear God, no.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 02:54 PM (Y8DZL)

Blazing Saddles is the Greatest Western Movie Ever.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 02:56 PM (dK+Kv)

Hated the ending to Blazing Saddles. I prefer The Searchers.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (LdKHn)

262 223 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.
Posted by: Nova Local


WTF was he thinking.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (abIsI)

263 You are really trying to make me pound my keyboard to death today, aren't you?

Unforgiven is GREAT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 02:55 PM (n7rxJ)

It is... a 2 hour movie saved by the last 5 mins. The last 5 mins makes the entire movie. First watch was boring as fuck- until that last 5 mins.

Much better whole package movie, imo.

Rio Bravo
The Searchers
Magnificent Seven
Tombstone
Hell, McClintock!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (bss/y)

I also dislike the "Everything is dark and gritty, and everyone is a terrible person."

It's a good movie (like you said, saved by the last 5 minutes), but there are a lot of better westerns.

And as someone else said, there's even a lot better Clint Eastwood Westerns.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (N1DT3)

264 Robinson walks: 8%
Luigi walks: 35%

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (cS13u)

265 I'd agree - Aniston is a better comedic actress then most. I liked the first Murder Mystery, We're the Millers, Office Space, and Along Came Polly

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

266 244 She was quite sexy as a then-unknown in Leprechaun. The Blade would have banged. Eagerly and repeatedly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

Why not just say you did? Who's going to prove you didn't?

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (iXqHn)

267 My Ranking

Joe Kidd
Outlaw Josey Wales
A Fist Full of Dollars
Hang Em High
High Plains Drifter
Unforgiven

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (V4IXI)

268 >>>25 Why are these homosexuals so violent?

most gays were raped as children

Posted by: brak at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (jGJov)

269 I watched the long ignored by me Tenet last night. It was ... confusing.

Nolan built up a pretty solid list of movies...but it looks like he is about to throw it away with Woke Odysseus

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

270
She's not unattractive, she's just not superstar pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (El6/E)

___________

Not being superstar pretty may be a plus. Guys can actually fantasize about having a chance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (tgvbd)

271 It was my giant, flapping, infected, roastie snapper that murdered Charlie Kirk. It’s seen more entries than the Lincoln Tunnel, and smells just as bad.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (6eubQ)

272 For Eastwood westerns , I'll take Josey Wales.
In general, Aetitius five are up there though I'd put in Fort Apache

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (genhU)

273 It is very straight forward. Which means it is definitely a conspiracy !

Posted by: every conspiracy nutjob at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (GD0B3)

274 I haven’t seen anyone mention it, but I read the other day that the bullet that was recovered does not match the kid’s rifle.

That was The Daily Mail's lying headline.

The truth is, the bullet is too damaged and fragmented to match exactly, but it is the kind of bullet that rifle fires. Batman is not around to take a shattered and mangled bullet and recover an exact study of the lands and grooves from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (El6/E)

275 Comedic actress

Heather Graham > Jennifer Aniston

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (V4IXI)

276 Kelly's appearance is only talked about because she's s talker with a camera and microphone, much like most of that lot. Many women at our church are just as attractive. She is in no way remarkable, but she is the one who tries to make bank on her appearance.

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (pDt9x)

277 And as someone else said, there's even a lot better Clint Eastwood Westerns.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (N1DT3)

Outlaw Josie Wales would have to be my favorite there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (bss/y)

278 I'm in some forums where people post cute animal videos.

-
I hope this isn't AI slop because it's to cool.

https://tinyurl.com/4psnmrxh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (ndZc7)

279 UHC being considered a bad insurer had nothing to do with it. Luigi is insane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Yeah, mine was an "and" more than a "but". I'm not getting into that bag of cats in Luigi's head, but it's part of why the act was received as it was. (Full disclosure, have UHC, hate UHC, but not THAT much...)

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

280 McClintock!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 02:58 PM (bss/y)

________________________________

(best movie line ever)

"I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya. The HELL I'm not." *WHACK*

Posted by: Orson at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)

281 You have to convince me that Erika Kirk was not planted by the CIA. Because no one have yet presented credible evidence that she was not!

Posted by: every conspiracy nutjob at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)

282 269 Nolan built up a pretty solid list of movies...but it looks like he is about to throw it away with Woke Odysseus

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

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A black Helen of Troy (assuming it actually happens, there's been no confirmation what role Lupinto is playing) will be no impediment to the film making $1 billion at the box office.

Luigi voice actor Charlie Day said that Luigi Mangioni is one of his favorite Luigi's right before Super Mario Galaxy opened, and it didn't affect the box office at all.

Why?

Because these controversies are tempests in tea cups and don't derail pre-existing interest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (1Q6Kv)

283 Open Range is top five, for sure. Magnificent film, almost a perfect western. I liked Silverado a lot too, kind of book ends for Costner in westerns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (El6/E)

284 Trump said he thought the image was him as a doctor, healing people.

Doesn't he know you have to go to school for that?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (cS13u)

285 They should light Luigi on fire.

That’s a separate issue than whether insurance companies are thieving shitbags.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (6eubQ)

286 Once Upon a Time in the West is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (dK+Kv)

287 She's not unattractive, she's just not superstar pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:01 PM (El6/E)

___________

Not being superstar pretty may be a plus. Guys can actually fantasize about having a chance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (tgvbd)

***

With me, the Paolo, all women have...how you say...a chance.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (2WIwB)

288 UHC makes a lot of money from its Medi gap insurance for seniors in Medicare and from Medicare Advantage plans. Wife and I were on it briefly years ago but dropped it for Blue Cross due to its intransigence on payment of claims and the hassle of having to file appeals. One of the single biggest partners of AARP.

Just got an offer from AARP and UHC for Medicare Advantage plans today. Nope. I'll stick with my BCBS. Into the trash it went.

Posted by: Tuna at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (lJ0H4)

289 An Indian man dies and goes to hell. He finds that each country has its own hell and you can choose any one of them.

He goes first to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told, 'First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound at all, so he goes to the American hell. He is told the same routine: 'First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour...' He then tries a few other hells, always the same answer.

Then finally he comes to the Indian hell and finds a very long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' And to his surprise, once again he receives the same answer.

He exclaims, 'What the hell! That's exactly the same as all the other hells-so what's the long queue for?"

He receives the response: 'Because maintenance is so bad the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government of India bureaucrat - so he comes in, signs the register and then goes off to the cafeteria...'

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (IG3/x)

290 Hi everyone! Are are things?

Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (OoFl2)

291 Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens are speaking the truth, and that is why they are mercilessly maligned.

Posted by: every conspiracy nutjob at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

292 Heather Graham > Jennifer Aniston

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (V4IXI)

She's another one. Very talented and probably the cutest of the three.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (cS13u)

293 290 Hi everyone! Are are things?

Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (OoFl2)

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I don't know if are are things.

Never considered it, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (1Q6Kv)

294
Nobody's mentioned "Red River" or "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon", or seemed to notice Joanne Dru.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (Y8DZL)

295 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.
Posted by: Nova Local

WTF was he thinking.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Trump deletes pic of himself as Jesus, tells media he thought it showed him "as a doctor"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (ndZc7)

296 291 Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens are speaking the truth, and that is why they are mercilessly maligned.

Posted by: every conspiracy nutjob at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

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All the things Candace predicted that haven't come true and I've forgotten she ever said are just further proof that she's right!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (1Q6Kv)

297 I'm in some forums where people post cute animal videos.

-
I hope this isn't AI slop because it's to cool.

https://tinyurl.com/4psnmrxh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (ndZc7)

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

298 That’s a separate issue than whether insurance companies are thieving shitbags.

Health insurance is an odd thing.

I have insurance on my house. If it burns down or something the company pays. If I need a new roof or sink I pay for it because insurance isn't supposed to cover normal wear and tear.

But...health insurance covers, apparently everything. So it isn't even insurance.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

299 There's about a 99% chance that Brad Pitt has done weird sex shit during his life.
Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 02:48 PM (FpHTM)

I'm sure you are correct; with his ex wives, I would have hit the richter scale in freaky stuff i did with them; that said, i don't give a flying f*ck about Brad Pitt.
I don't want to hear f*rry s*x sh*t in the same sentence as a WWII movie that was actually watchable.

Posted by: Nelly at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (gZCIy)

300 Big Jake is an underrated John Wayne movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (V4IXI)

301 You are really trying to make me pound my keyboard to death today, aren't you?

Unforgiven is GREAT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________

It is, but the message is pretty nihilistic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (XvL8K)

302 "Leftist do not commit violence categorically. So, it follows that only a rightoid dummy would kill Charlie Kirk."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

We're past that stage, I'm afraid. Punching Nazis, shooting Nazis, killing oppressors...it's all justifiable to the Left now.

Charlie Kirk's killing, Luigi Magione committing murder, even one punch man Three Lunch Man punching a kid because he was a "Nazi" https://tinyurl.com/bpa7cek8
The Left deflects, accepts, or celebrates these, but never condemns. They want us dead, and they want more wackadoos to mentally snap and do it for them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (ycI94)

303 I read the book that Outlaw Josie Wales is based on, good read. Josie is a lot more country in it, very Missouri cornpone.

Nolan built up a pretty solid list of movies...but it looks like he is about to throw it away with Woke Odysseus

There are a lot of red flags about that movie, but we don't know enough about it to be certain yet. Just... a lot of stuff that makes me cringe. Zendaya as Athena. Nolan saying he wants to make a more "grounded" story. Black, meh looking Helen of Troy. So many concerns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (El6/E)

304 Best Graham movie was the Austin Powers movie she was in

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)

305 Tenet was fucking retarded.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:09 PM (cS13u)

306 > Zendaya as Athena.

Speaking of overrated...

There are many attractive black women.

She is not one of them.

The first word that comes to mind when I see her features is "porcine".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2026 03:09 PM (IG3/x)

307 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (JA4sW)

308 Heather Graham was que bella in Swingers.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (cS13u)

309 You can't park there

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (Kt19C)

310 282 269 Nolan built up a pretty solid list of movies...but it looks like he is about to throw it away with Woke Odysseus

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

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A black Helen of Troy (assuming it actually happens, there's been no confirmation what role Lupinto is playing) will be no impediment to the film making $1 billion at the box office.

Luigi voice actor Charlie Day said that Luigi Mangioni is one of his favorite Luigi's right before Super Mario Galaxy opened, and it didn't affect the box office at all.

Why?

Because these controversies are tempests in tea cups and don't derail pre-existing interest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:06 PM (1Q6Kv)

I think that Nolan wants another Oscar. The only way the judges will even consider it is if he includes a few BIPOCs in the movie.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (LdKHn)

311 Look at that mug. She looks like a cartoon that you wouldn't want to watch.


Biting!

I'mma keep that one, Ace. You're the master.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (JA4sW)

312 Best Graham movie was the Austin Powers movie she was in
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm

Agree but Bowfinger a close second.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (V4IXI)

313 Whatever happened to furries getting a bullet?

We need to do better as a country.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (Wnv9h)

314 Stagecoach, the original with John Wayne is quite good, really good. It feels a bit dated in some places and its a little preachy but it still holds up quite well and some of the stunts are astounding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (El6/E)

315 310 I think that Nolan wants another Oscar. The only way the judges will even consider it is if he includes a few BIPOCs in the movie.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2026 03:10 PM (LdKHn)

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Very possible.

But it should be remembered that Oppenheimer won Best Picture under the DEI rules, and there's not a black face in the film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (1Q6Kv)

316 Hi everyone! Are are things?
Posted by: Piper
.......

Good. But still not gonna remodel my bathroom.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (UjdFS)

317 Thank you ace for keeping the heat on these frauds.
Karma is coming.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

318 301 You are really trying to make me pound my keyboard to death today, aren't you?

Unforgiven is GREAT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________

It is, but the message is pretty nihilistic.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:08 PM (XvL8K)

It's only nihilistic if you think that hired gunmen and strongmen sheriffs were more likely to be good men than not. It probably has frontier life about right: might makes right (whether it should or not).

Posted by: I'm not saying it's the Hebrews ... at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (Wmpd8)

319
But it should be remembered that Oppenheimer won Best Picture under the DEI rules, and there's not a black face in the film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (1Q6Kv)

____________

Random Black Woman >>>>> John von Neumann

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (tgvbd)

320 304 Best Graham movie was the Austin Powers movie she was in
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)

Nah. Bowfinger.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

321 > Zendaya as Athena.


What the f*ck is up with the 'one name' people trying to be famous?


I mean, she's a nothing to me and always has been.....but she's nowhere NEAR a Madonna or Cher or Sting in their prime and never will be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (JA4sW)

322 I think that Nolan wants another Oscar. The only way the judges will even consider it is if he includes a few BIPOCs in the movie.

Exactly. He's trying to get awards, so he cast to get them even if it hurts the story. See also: One Battle After Another, aka Paul Thomas Anderson saying 'dammit I am getting an award this time'

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (El6/E)

323 Hi everyone! Are are things?
Posted by: Piper
.......

Good. But still not gonna remodel my bathroom.
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (UjdFS)

***

I am, however, considering a big bay window next to the crapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (2WIwB)

324 Flounder, closer than 300 yards.

Brave AI has a decent summary.
"The shot that killed Charlie Kirk was fired from approximately 130 to 200 yards (120 to 180 meters) away, with multiple sources providing slightly varying estimates based on forensic and video analysis. The gunman was positioned on the roof of the Losee Center at Utah Valley University, roughly 140–175 yards from Kirk’s speaking location under an open-air tent. "

The difficulty of the shot is shooting downhill (an uphill shot is also more difficult) because it requires thinking in 3d when most people are accustomed, outside those that hunt in the mountains, of shooting flat and level (2d) on ranges with flat shooting cartridges between point blank firing range and maximum point blank range. On a flat range, fairly easy to compensate for the minor differences in powder charge/pressure and bullet weight. Not so on shooting at altitude differences between shooter and target.

Makes it harder without equipment to compensate to judge distances as well. No mention yet of dickhead tyler using a range finder and previously checking the range distance before the assassination.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (E4rtv)

325
The gays of Hormuz hardest hit.

Posted by: Iranian IRGC at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (IifOV)

326
Zenyatta >>>>>> Zendaya

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (tgvbd)

327 I do think Brad Litt doesn't get the acting credit he deserves because he's a pretty boy.

I always thought he should have gotten an Oscar for Kalifornia.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (V4IXI)

328 I don't see a handicapped sign.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (UjdFS)

329 She was quite sexy as a then-unknown in Leprechaun. The Blade would have banged. Eagerly and repeatedly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

Why not just say you did? Who's going to prove you didn't?
Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (iXqHn)
____

The Blade isn't a bullshitter, tho ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

330 But it should be remembered that Oppenheimer won Best Picture under the DEI rules, and there's not a black face in the film.

I heard that that was the last year you didn't have to qualify to get them. As in, the rules were passed, but didn't apply that oscars season yet because they films were already released before the rules were imposed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (El6/E)

331 I could do with more footage of hidden underground bunkers in Iran filled with missiles burning right about now.

Pure kino, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (1Q6Kv)

332
I think that Nolan wants another Oscar.

Posted by: Darrell Harris

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What the heck for? Someone tell him. No one cares about Oscars anymore.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (n7rxJ)

333 Hi everyone! Are are things?
Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:07 PM (OoFl2)



I still feel like a speedbag used in training for a prize fight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (JA4sW)

334 262 223 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.
Posted by: Nova Local

WTF was he thinking.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (abIsI)
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What was he thinking? Something like this.

"So the Pope want's to dip his toes into politics well two can play at that game."

Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (G0vdT)

335 Ace, how would you feel if someone called you Pin Point Nostrils?

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (RRQTN)

336 329 The Blade isn't a bullshitter, tho ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

Comedy line of the year!

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (iXqHn)

337 It's only nihilistic if you think that hired gunmen and strongmen sheriffs were more likely to be good men than not. It probably has frontier life about right: might makes right (whether it should or not).
Posted by: I'm not saying it's the Hebrews
________

I'm thinking about one line in particular - "We've all got it coming, kid." That implies the finality of death and no ultimate judgment. The essence of nihilism.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (XvL8K)

338 332 What the heck for? Someone tell him. No one cares about Oscars anymore.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (n7rxJ)

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People in the industry, especially near the top, care a lot, and it's not about plaudits from the common people who buy tickets.

It's the ultimate form of validation of their art by their peers, and it makes sense.

I just think the awards show should stop telecasting because no one outside the industry should give a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (1Q6Kv)

339 Posted by: I'm not saying it's the Hebrews ... at April 13, 2026 03:12 PM (Wmpd

'Killer of women and children.... '

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (V4IXI)

340 But...health insurance covers, apparently everything. So it isn't even insurance.
Posted by: 18-1

The correct term is health care rationing. On scarce resources, you either get rationing by price or rationing by politics. Dems want rationing by politics eventually because it gives them more control over the people by a direct way to threaten them. No one likes the tradeoffs between price and healthcare but the right tolerates it far more than the left.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (E4rtv)

341 I do think Brad Litt doesn't get the acting credit he deserves because he's a pretty boy

Yeah, exactly. He is really, really good. I wrote him off until I saw Meet Joe Black and 12 Monkeys. then Snatch just solidified it. He really is a damned good actor, one of the best of our times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (El6/E)

342
What was he thinking? Something like this.

"So the Pope want's to dip his toes into politics well two can play at that game."
Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (G0vdT)



This. Exactly f*cking this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:16 PM (JA4sW)

343
It's the ultimate form of validation of their art by their peers, and it makes sense

_________

The sillier and more superficial the business, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:16 PM (tgvbd)

344 Brad Pitt was really funny in Burn After Reading.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2026 03:17 PM (PSEDc)

345 319
But it should be remembered that Oppenheimer won Best Picture under the DEI rules, and there's not a black face in the film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (1Q6Kv)

Rules were not in effect til the next year.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:17 PM (tOcjL)

346 I'm thinking about one line in particular - "We've all got it coming, kid." That implies the finality of death and no ultimate judgment. The essence of nihilism.

And the entire movie is utterly bleak. There are no good guys. The entire plot is about murdering a guy for scarring a hooker. The sheriff is a sadistic brute. Its completely without hope or light.

but I took that line differently, I took it to mean "all of us deserve it."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:17 PM (El6/E)

347
Rhonda Fleming and Jan Sterling in "Pony Express"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqpm0UFuriE

This one's for you, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (Y8DZL)

348 342
What was he thinking? Something like this.

"So the Pope want's to dip his toes into politics well two can play at that game."
Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (G0vdT)


This. Exactly f*cking this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:16 PM (JA4sW)

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There's a growing rift between the Catholic faithful and Church leadership on certain issues. The left within the Church is trying to undo that and bring the American Catholic laity more in line with where we were a decade ago, closer to 50/50.

2024, the Catholic vote was 56-44 after years of oscillating around 50/50. A hard right turn. Using the authority of the papacy to try and bring that back probably won't work.

I mean, we ignored Francis for more than a decade. We can ignore Leo, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (1Q6Kv)

349 334 262 223 OT: Speaking of Trump and the Pope, the AI "Trump as Jesus" pic got removed from Trump's post. Susie probably had a pretty harsh word with him this morning about that stupidity.
Posted by: Nova Local

WTF was he thinking.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (abIsI)
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What was he thinking? Something like this.

"So the Pope want's to dip his toes into politics well two can play at that game."
Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:14 PM (G0vdT)

Right, we've established Trump wasn't thinking...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (tOcjL)

350 Eastwood has directed some bleak shit. I rather enjoyed Sully.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (cS13u)

351
The Pope is the head of Vatican City, which is it's own country with an army, no?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (IifOV)

352 343
It's the ultimate form of validation of their art by their peers, and it makes sense

_________

The sillier and more superficial the business, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:16 PM (tgvbd)

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True. There are dozens of awards shows for movies every year.

We shouldn't care about them, though. They can add brevets to their lapels all they want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (1Q6Kv)

353 Every time I read cavernous nostrils I am reminded of this.

https://youtube.com/shorts/END2JRaJQz8

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (dK+Kv)

354 No i dont think so

A similar query from denzel to walken in man on fire might ring different

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (bXbFr)

355 323 Hi everyone! Are are things?
Posted by: Piper
.......

Good. But still not gonna remodel my bathroom.
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:11 PM (UjdFS)

***

I am, however, considering a big bay window next to the crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2026 03

Ha! It’s okay, but I had no idea a fun post would spark the big feelings that it did!

Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (OoFl2)

356 You know who else deserved it?

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (cS13u)

357
Comedic actress

Heather Graham > Jennifer Aniston
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

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Leslie Mann.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (n7rxJ)

358 351
The Pope is the head of Vatican City, which is it's own country with an army, no?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (IifOV)

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They hire mercs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:19 PM (1Q6Kv)

359 341 I do think Brad Litt doesn't get the acting credit he deserves because he's a pretty boy

Yeah, exactly. He is really, really good. I wrote him off until I saw Meet Joe Black and 12 Monkeys. then Snatch just solidified it. He really is a damned good actor, one of the best of our times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (El6/E)

I think I probably have more movies with him in them in my DVD/Blu-Ray collection than any other actor.

Posted by: XTC at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (FpHTM)

360 I mean, we ignored Francis for more than a decade. We can ignore Leo, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (1Q6Kv)



I've been saying it for years. I didn't leave the Catholic Church, it left me.

This run of Popes and the coverup of all the child molestation........and the fact they ran Benedict off because he wouldn't take part in the 'queer promotion' was all's I could stand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (JA4sW)

361 360 I've been saying it for years. I didn't leave the Catholic Church, it left me.

This run of Popes and the coverup of all the child molestation........and the fact they ran Benedict off because he wouldn't take part in the 'queer promotion' was all's I could stand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (JA4sW)

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Honestly, we've had worse popes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (1Q6Kv)

362 Eastwood has directed some bleak shit. I rather enjoyed Sully.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (cS13u)

Since we're still in the Artemis celebration stage I have to mention Space Cowboys as one of my guilty pleasure movies. Eastwood did a great job directing that one.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (V4IXI)

363 'Will god forgive us, for what we done'

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 03:21 PM (bXbFr)

364 360 I mean, we ignored Francis for more than a decade. We can ignore Leo, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:18 PM (1Q6Kv)


I've been saying it for years. I didn't leave the Catholic Church, it left me.

This run of Popes and the coverup of all the child molestation........and the fact they ran Benedict off because he wouldn't take part in the 'queer promotion' was all's I could stand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (JA4sW)

You don't leave a faith over people - people are sinners. You leave a faith b/c you stop believing it's true.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

365 Disinformation Expert Ace just wants to date Me-again Kelly.

. . . and by "date" I mean hate-fuck until she bleeds out her . . . you know.

Posted by: Commenter at April 13, 2026 03:21 PM (X5Jzz)

366
Proof of how great "Unforgiven" is comes from
the Japanese remake,

"Yurusarezaru Mono", which itself is a very good movie but with more story that gets in the way the main story and theme.

It never reaches the mythic anti-mythic heights of "Unforgiven" because the story isn't as clean.

Still, Ken Watanabe does a great job in the Clint Eastwood role.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (iJfKG)

367 I'm waiting for Candy the insane to accuse herself of murdering Charlie

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (NJhLw)

368
You don't leave a faith over people - people are sinners. You leave a faith b/c you stop believing it's true.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:21 PM (tOcjL)


I didn't leave a faith. I left a corrupt blasphemous church.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (JA4sW)

369 Depending on the time of day, I'd pick The Searchers or Winchester '73.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (diia5)

370 Since we're still in the Artemis celebration stage I have to mention Space Cowboys as one of my guilty pleasure movies. Eastwood did a great job directing that one.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:20 PM (V4IXI)
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Yeah, I've enjoyed that one.

Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (G0vdT)

371 Space Cowboys is one of my favorite movies, loads of fun, terrific cast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (El6/E)

372 Megyn is covering for herself because she has realized that her little gang of fools are going to look like idiots after the Charlie Kirk assassin trial.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

373
People in the industry, especially near the top, care a lot, and it's not about plaudits from the common people who buy tickets.

It's the ultimate form of validation of their art by their peers, and it makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

Why do they care? Is someone more likely to get hired if they won an Oscar? It's more of a DEI contest now than a quality contest. But more important, it doesn't bring in any more money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

374 "You don't leave a faith over people - people are sinners. You leave a faith b/c you stop believing it's true."

I'm in complete agreement. That's why you don't do The Cult of Personality thing with Popes, Presidents, Celebs, or whomever. There was one Perfect Man that it's OK for, and that's it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (DgMqy)

375 The Pope will be a resident of the Rome Mosque soon enough

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

376 372 Megyn is covering for herself because she has realized that her little gang of fools are going to look like idiots after the Charlie Kirk assassin trial.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

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Megyn is being paid by the algorithm to appeal to the largest group of eyeballs on earth: anti-American third-worlders.

That explains her completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (1Q6Kv)

377 368
You don't leave a faith over people - people are sinners. You leave a faith b/c you stop believing it's true.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

I didn't leave a faith. I left a corrupt blasphemous church.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:22 PM (JA4sW)

The Catholic faith is the same one it's been...the Pope hasn't spoken ex cathedra since 1950...which predates the scandals...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (tOcjL)

378
I don't pay any attention to what the Pope says outside his role as Vicar of Christ. If he wants to be a politician he can be at least as fallible as the rest of us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (tgvbd)

379 They can celebrate the overall mission for Artemis II, but that recovery was a clusterf*ck of epic proportions and an embarrassment to all involved.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (JA4sW)

380 You don't leave a faith over people - people are sinners. You leave a faith b/c you stop believing it's true.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

He didn't say he left a faith. He left a corrupt church.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (xcxpd)

381 I'm thinking about one line in particular - "We've all got it coming, kid." That implies the finality of death and no ultimate judgment. The essence of nihilism.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:15 PM (XvL8K)

I don't see it that way in context. Bill Munny is a villain. A reformed and then relapsed villain. No one should be taking their moral cues from him. Little Bill protests he don't deserve to die, and Munny more or less says, "I don't give a shit. You are going to die because I can make it happen and I'll have my vengeance" for Ned (and himself to a lesser extent, for the beating Bill put on him). That's it. There's really no should or ought contained there as a moral lesson. Munny kills Bill because he's a violent sonofabitch who can (and in fairness that was kinda Bill's view of the law too). If there's a message in all this slaughter, to me it's more along the lines of "Those who live by the sword die by the sword." Grim, perhaps. But not nihilistic.

Posted by: I'm not saying it's the Hebrews ... at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (Wmpd8)

382 The Searchers was so highly rated I watched it and... was not very impressed. It has some good performances, and the director does a good job with turning an incredibly grim, bleak, depressing "now i want to slit my throat after reading" book into a movie but its so disjointed and lacking narrative flow or likable characters I just couldn't enjoy it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (El6/E)

383 I've been saying it for years. I didn't leave the Catholic Church, it left me.

This run of Popes and the coverup of all the child molestation........and the fact they ran Benedict off because he wouldn't take part in the 'queer promotion' was all's I could stand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Same, friend. I have found a church home where things aren’t perfect (humans being what they are) but I hav never felt closer to Jesus and more settled in my faith. That said, I am not going to trash others and their faith (please note I am not saying you are), I am grateful for anyone who is going to church and doing what works for them. But I won’t return to the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (OoFl2)

384 but I took that line differently, I took it to mean "all of us deserve it."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_________

I did not take it that way at all. It's complimented by the his other line which I don't recall exactly, but something about killing a man taking away everything he has, and will ever have. That one also seemed to me to be denying anything beyond death.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (XvL8K)

385 The Faith is eternal, the vessels can be weak

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (bXbFr)

386 The Catholic faith is the same one it's been...the Pope hasn't spoken ex cathedra since 1950...which predates the scandals...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (tOcjL)


You do know there's a difference between faith and church, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 13, 2026 03:25 PM (JA4sW)

387 It's the ultimate form of validation of their art by their peers, and it makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I do like the comedian snarking about how easy acting is .

Has to be. What other profession has a 12 year old win their top award.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:25 PM (V4IXI)

388 372 Megyn is covering for herself because she has realized that her little gang of fools are going to look like idiots after the Charlie Kirk assassin trial.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Anyone with a casual knowledge of the facts in the first week or so knew that it was very likely that Troon Lover boy did it. The only question was how many other troons were in it.

That is when Sid Blumenthal's son put out chum for the Candace Ovens of the world that REALLY it was anyone other than the troons--Jews, Right wingers, whatever. Just not leftist gay furry troons.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)

389
Das Nood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (tgvbd)

390 373 Why do they care? Is someone more likely to get hired if they won an Oscar? It's more of a DEI contest now than a quality contest. But more important, it doesn't bring in any more money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

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Yes, they get a quick bump in negotiating power, as well as being celebrated.

Michael B. Jordan was going to star in the new version of Miami Vice before he won his Oscar. As soon as he won his Oscar, he doubled his price, and the studio will most likely pay it.

Tom Hooper won his Oscar for Best Director on The King's Speech and convinced the studio to pay for a CGI heavy adaptation of CATS.

The Oscars are very important in the industry. They help drive some large decisions for the biggest awards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (1Q6Kv)

391 Didn't one of the people that actually made the famous film later confess that they rented a gorilla suit and staged the whole thing?
Posted by: Leupold
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the video covered that.
And how the suit "conveniently" was lost.
And how both of their stories of how, where it was made changed multiple times.
Per the Grok, and narrator, the ai couldn't detect any seams or indication of fake hair.

LOL, of course, limitations of the film quality so ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (HXT0k)

392
I wrote him off until I saw Meet Joe Black

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

==============

Meet Joe Bl--
Dear God, if you people WANT me to step away from my keyboard so you can have the blog to yourselves for a while, just say so.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (n7rxJ)

393 372 Megyn is covering for herself because she has realized that her little gang of fools are going to look like idiots after the Charlie Kirk assassin trial.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2026 03:23 PM (NpAcC

Megyn has a gang?!!

Mall-walkers or street?



All the news channels are ignoring the blockade now. Failure will probably be called around 6pm or so.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)

394 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (XvL8K)

He was a Sadducee ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (V4IXI)

395 Tulsi, Noodlahoma

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (MDua2)

396 And as someone else said, there's even a lot better Clint Eastwood Westerns.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 13, 2026 03:03 PM (N1DT3)

Outlaw Josie Wales would have to be my favorite there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 03:05 PM (bss/y)

Great movie. I'm not much of a westerns dude, but clint westerns are hard to beat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (snZF9)

397 The only thing missing in Space Cowboys was Donald Sutherland taking a dump in the zero G toilet.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)

398 Hadrian so its in German?

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Ia/+0)

399 The Pope retaliates.

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump

https://tinyurl.com/nmetkay2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ndZc7)

400 He was a Sadducee ?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
___________

I don't get the Sadducees at all. What's the point of any religion that denies anything beyond death? Why not just rape, cheat and steal your way through life if it all comes to the same thing in the end?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:31 PM (XvL8K)

401 I don't pay any attention to what the Pope says outside his role as Vicar of Christ. If he wants to be a politician he can be at least as fallible as the rest of us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:24 PM (tgvbd)
___________________________

I'm still waiting on the Pope to shell out reparations for the 12th and 13th century Inquisition abuses.

Posted by: Orson at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

402 367 I'm waiting for Candy the insane to accuse herself of murdering Charlie
Posted by: Northernlurker
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She is doing a bang up job trying to incite her flying monkey followers to kill Erika. Same shit Candace was doing, only on the Left all those years ago when she got started. And yet, the rubes in the audience never seem to catch on to the grift.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv)

403 The reason why Candace Owens is taking flack is because she is over the target !!

Posted by: every conspiracy nutjob at April 13, 2026 03:33 PM (GD0B3)

404 I don't get the Sadducees at all. What's the point of any religion that denies anything beyond death? Why not just rape, cheat and steal your way through life if it all comes to the same thing in the end?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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My totally winging it take of a dead religious sect is that the Sadducee saw the whole Jewish ethnicity and religion as immortal, not individuals. Difficult say exactly all their beliefs as our mirror of the past is a bit foggy and our accounts often come from the other sects that were vying for converts.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (E4rtv)

405 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (ndZc7)

They ( Trump and the Pope) both seem ridiculous about this. So Trump didn't come up with the idea of himself as religious figure ( but used someone else's thing, and Pope Leo probably isn't hiting AI like a maniac. It's like a bunch of middle school boys.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (ecekB)

406 403 The reason why Candace Owens is taking flack is because she is over the target !!
Posted by: every conspiracy nutjob

If you consider targeting and smearing people with shit from on high then Candace is definitely that koo koo pigeon from Hell.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)

407 1973: I was posted to Ft Sill, OK. One of my buddies had a POV and we were driving around Lawton looking at rental apartments for our wives when the arrived.
Around noon, one day, he said, "Let's go to McDonalds."
I said, "What's a McDonalds?"

I was from NORTHERN California (No. The Bay area is NOT Northern California). No McDonalds. No Burger King.
We had The PacOut, Bartell's Giant Burger, the greasy burger 50s place next to The Tropics bar on South Market, the A&W (roll your window up a few inches so the car hop could hang the tray on it).

The Big Mac was awful. Never again.

Oh, and to properly fulfill the requirements as a smart military blog: A few years ago the National Guard unit north of us in the county up near the Oregon border out shot every unit in the Army including the D Boys at the three gun all army competition. They placed second two years in a row prior to that.


Posted by: waepnedmann at April 13, 2026 03:41 PM (bWx8h)

408 "Gotcha" AI memes seem really dumb for two people who are not young and are both leaders. But hooray for AI! What a brilliant invention!/ sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ecekB)

409 My totally winging it take of a dead religious sect is that the Sadducee saw the whole Jewish ethnicity and religion as immortal, not individuals. Difficult say exactly all their beliefs as our mirror of the past is a bit foggy and our accounts often come from the other sects that were vying for converts.
Posted by: whig
________

So like, dissolving your individual soul in a Jewish nirvana?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 13, 2026 03:46 PM (XvL8K)

410 A what point does somebody just light this little fairy up in court?

Enough

He confessed.

Bye homo

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 13, 2026 04:34 PM (xN3pz)

411 How does one "set an auto text"?

I guess there must be a separate app for that. Huh.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 13, 2026 05:37 PM (IhL8c)

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