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Tulsi Gabbard Declassifies Documents Relating to the Fake Ukraine "Whistleblower"
Some background:
Hans MahnckeI've linked that below. Basically, he stitched together a fragment from the beginning of a call with a sentence coming five minutes later. Like the BBC stitch-up.
@HansMahncke 22h In anticipation of tomorrow's release of the IG Michael Atkinson transcript, here is the TLDR of the story. In August 2019, a supposed "whistleblower" filed a complaint with the Intelligence Community Inspector General, Michael Atkinson, targeting President Trump for his July 25 call with Ukrainian President Zelensky. The complaint was based on second hand hearsay information and triggered the process that led to Trump's first impeachment. The allegation was that Trump demanded a quid pro quo, specifically military aid in exchange for an investigation into Biden family corruption in Ukraine. That claim was untrue, as the transcript later proved (I visualized the ridiculousness of the claim below).
But for Atkinson that part was no problem. He could just claim it was true. His problem was that the claim was hearsay and therefore didn't meet the requirements under his own rules. So Atkinson secretly changed the IG complaint form to allow hearsay. This was sharply identified by @MZHemingway, @climateaudit, and others in real time, by comparing the form to archived versions. They showed that Atkinson made an unannounced, backdated revision to rig the process and greenlight a politically motivated hearsay complaint that otherwise wouldn't have cleared even the most basic credibility bar.I know this is old news, but I personally needed the refresher, and I'm sure some other 29-year-old memories did as well.
Atkinson was never held to account, but he did testify under oath behind closed doors to the House Intelligence Committee in late 2019. While all other transcripts related to the Ukraine impeachment process were eventually released, this one has been guarded like radioactive material. It is now finally being made public, and will hopefully shed light on the internal mechanics of how Atkinson, Schiff, the Vindman brothers, and whoever else carried out the Ukraine impeachment scam.Update: Atkinson claimed, under oath, that it was all just a big coincidence of timing that he happened to change the rules at the same time this Democrat fake whistleblower wanted whistleblower protections the actual rules didn't allow him:
Hans MahnckeCatherine Herridge: the fake "whistleblower" was a registered Democrat who had worked previously with one of the 2020 Democrat presidential candidates. I'm going to guess it was Eric Swalwell, but that is just a guess. Also, the fake "whistleblower" improperly met with Adam Schiff to plot out strategy before going through official channels.
@HansMahncke 2h One of the key episodes in the Ukraine impeachment saga was that, just as the fake “whistleblower” came forward with second- and third-hand claims, Inspector General Atkinson secretly changed the process to allow hearsay complaints, whereas previously only first-hand accounts were permitted. So now we know that when Atkinson was confronted about it, his explanation was that it was all just a giant coincidence. The problem is that even if someone wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, the fact that he concealed the change makes it obvious to anyone with two functioning brain cells that it wasn’t a coincidence at all.
Catherine Herridge
@C__Herridge 2h NEW: WHISTLEBLOWER 2019 TRUMP IMPEACHMENT
- Registered Democrat
- "had a prior professional relationship with one of the Democratic Presidential candidates," according to newly released transcripts from the Intelligence Community watchdog Michael Atkinson. In a 2019 briefing to the house intelligence committee, Atkinson added, "I did not find the complainant (whistleblower) was biased." After seven years, the Atkinson records have been finally released @DNIGabbard
@RepRickCrawford
Catherine Herridge
@C__Herridge NEW RECORDS VIA @DNIGabbard @RepRickCrawford ATKINSON TRANSCRIPTS - First Trump Impeachment + Whistleblower Motive Whistleblower met with Democrats on House Intelligence Committee (then led by Adam Schiff) BEFORE reporting his allegations to the Intelligence Community Inspector General. October 2019: then Congressman now @CIADirector Ratcliffe nailed the timeline in a closed door briefing with Intelligence Community Watchdog Michael Atkinson. - Trump/Zelensky call July 25th 2019
- Whistleblower complaint filed August 12th
- Ratcliffe questioned what happened during those 18 days. Ratcliffe: The whistleblower did not disclose to you that he or she had contact with HPSCI (House Intelligence Committee)? Atkinson: The answer to that is yes. The answer to that is yes. Atkinson: On the urgent disclosure form, there's a question that the complainant is asked about who they have reported the violation to...and one of the boxes is the congressional intelligence committees. The complainant did not check that box.
More from Townhall's Matt Vespa:
Just The News:
The 2019 Trump impeachment effort was a sham -- we all know this. There were traces of truth peeking through this Democrat-manufactured push, which alleges a quid pro quo based on hearsay. The details of this fiasco involved then-Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), who chaired the House Intelligence Committee and lied about having contact with the whistleblower who started this circus. The allegations were based on hearsay, with the analyst admitting he was a committed Democrat. As you might expect, he also had a history of political bias. He fit right in with the Deep State actors trying to derail the first Trump presidency. Now, newly declassified documents from the Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, reveal that even this whistleblower's colleagues were skeptical of the spy craft, despite supporting the impeachment effort. One of the witnesses, identified as "witness #2," worked with disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok, who was one of the main figures behind the Russian collusion hoax, and co-authored the 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment, ordered by Barack Obama before leaving office, which was full of flawed information to support the collusion narrative. To add, the whistleblower admitted to working closely with then-Vice President Joe Biden. This person also told the inspector general that he failed to mention he had spoken with Schiff before filing his complaint, apologized for this omission, but it was never made public.
What an absolute cowardly faggot. Now we see why the entire Democrat-Media Complex was so determined to hide his identity -- he's a shrieking sissy who's terrified of phantoms.
The documents declassified by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard at the request of Just the News provide a starkly different portrait of the alleged whistleblower whose name and face were never shown to the public and whose lawyerly written letter accusing Trump of hijacking Ukraine policy for political gain was heralded by Democrats to launch impeachment proceedings. Investigators for the Intelligence Community Inspector General documented several concerns about the Trump accuser's political motives, noting he admitted he was a "registered Democrat" who had worked closely with Joe Biden on Ukraine issues and who disliked some of the conservative figures in the president's orbit, the memos show. The investigators also elicited an apology from the Trump accuser for misleading the probe and were acutely aware his allegations were based solely on second- and third-hand accounts about what Trump was alleged to have said and done. "I do not have direct knowledge of private comments or communications by the President," the alleged whistleblower, who claimed Trump improperly tried to pressure Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to investigate Hunter Biden, admitted in his initial August 2019 intake form. That stunning line on the limitations of the whistleblower's knowledge was not included in the nine-page letter then-House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff, D-Calif., released in late summer 2019 that touched off a months-long political maelstrom and led to Trump's impeachment by a Democrat-led House and his eventual acquittal in the Senate.
The newly-released memos also laid out multiple self-admitted potential biases tied to Ciaramella's Democratic registration, his work for Joe Biden, his knowledge of corruption-related discussions on Ukraine, his view that he had been pushed out of the Trump NSC because of right wing bloggers and more. Some of the revelations were not made public until Sunday, and many were concealed from House investigators when the intelligence community inspector general appeared before members in October 2019. During the second since-declassified House Intelligence Committee session, on October 4, 2019, the newly-released transcripts show Atkinson stated: "As part of the complainant's interview, I had directed the interviewers to ask the complainant to self-disclose potential bias information. The complainant self-disclosed that the complainant was a registered member of the Democratic Party. The complainant also self-disclosed that the complainant had a prior professional relationship with one of the Democratic Presidential candidates for the 2020 election." ... The inspector general did not include details relating to Ciaramella's work with then-Vice President Joe Biden, the whistleblower's long-term focus on Ukraine, Ciaramella's travel to Ukraine with Biden, and the whistleblower's presence at discussions about the alleged corruption of Ukrainian prosecutors -- all admitted by Ciaramella to watchdog investigators, all related to the allegations raised by Trump with Zelensky, and all redacted from what was provided to the House Intelligence Committee at the time in 2019. Atkinson redacted other potential biases too. ... The redacted questioner told Atkinson during the 2019 session, "You've now said today that the complainant worked closely with one of the presidential candidates for the 2020 election" and asked "is that what is redacted in the first bullet point here?" "Yes," Atkinson told the House investigators. The redacted questioner noted to Atkinson in 2019 that "the second" section on Ciaramella's biases "is entirely redacted." "Second, Complainant worked for the President Trump White House for [Redacted] as an [redacted] was then asked by [Redacted] to be [redacted]," the more unredacted version of the memo made public on Sunday said. "Complainant said this was a very stressful job and [redacted] became the target of right-wing bloggers, such as [Redacted], and conspiracy theorists, and later received death threats, which caused [redacted] to leave [redacted] White House position and return to CIA. [Redacted] then accepted [redacted]. Complainant believes that [Redacted], a former colleague at the NSC and current HPSCI staffer for Nunes, provided [Redacted] with information about Complainant for use in his threatening blogs."
The memos also disclose numerous other details about the whistleblower and the intelligence community's assessment of his claims that weren't available to the public, including that the CIA analyst: * Appeared interested in thwarting then-Attorney General Bill Barr from probing Hunter Biden, even though Barr wasn't a member of the intelligence community covered by the complaint; * Disliked Republicans around Trump, including former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes and current FBI Director Kash Patel. The documents show the alleged whistleblower even went so far as to make a "request for Nunes not to view the disclosure" as a member of Congress even though he was a member of the "Gang of Eight" leadership entitled to see such intelligence; * Impugned then-top Trump National Security Council staffer Michael Ellis, now the deputy CIA director, as "slippery and untrustworthy" during a voluntary interview;
* Claimed he was a victim of an intimidation campaign carried out by "right-wing bloggers"; and Worked on his whistleblower complaint with a witness whose name was redacted and who told investigators he was connected to Peter Strzok, the former FBI agent who was fired in 2019 for his role in leading the now-discredited Russia collusion probe.
In anticipation of tomorrow’s release of the IG Michael Atkinson transcript, here is the TLDR of the story.
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) April 12, 2026
In August 2019, a supposed “whistleblower” filed a complaint with the Intelligence Community Inspector General, Michael Atkinson, targeting President Trump for his July 25… pic.twitter.com/MVjvro02gb
Here’s Vindman lying under oath about the whistleblower during Trump’s first impeachment.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 13, 2026
He’s a terrible liar btw. https://t.co/2NQ37MpQpY
Here’s Adam Schiff lying, claiming that he doesn’t know who the whistleblower is. Laughable lie.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 13, 2026
Schiff needs to face accountability for his years of lying.pic.twitter.com/GAK2ulP0q7 https://t.co/AQxdnkFsZV
CIA Director John Ratcliffe: “Adam Schiff covertly conspired with the fake whistleblower Eric Ciaramella in an attempt to overthrow the sitting President.” (2025)
— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) April 13, 2026
The Inspector General CONFIRMED it.
Tulsi declassified the memos TODAY.
THIS COVER UP IS OVER pic.twitter.com/bo6OW0qRae
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (MDua2)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (MDua2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2026 03:26 PM (tgvbd)
I know that Donald Trump personally murdered democracy in Ukraine to help Vladimir Putin, and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (1Q6Kv)
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Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Party State.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)
In fact this was the opposite of true.
Biden had demanded Ukraine stop investigating the company paying his son or they'd lose aid from the US. When Trump then told Ukraine the US wasn't going to continue to protect the Bidens this because grounds for impeachment
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 13, 2026 03:28 PM (LdBR/)
Because it kind of looks like the usual "no"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:29 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (xcxpd)
no, the statute of limitations just ran out.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
Also the fact that this stuff is over 5 years old means the statute of limitations has expired and no criminal charges can be filed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Dave at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (sbsMc)
no, the statute of limitations just ran out.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
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Probably can fit in with the whole grand jury playing out in Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:31 PM (1Q6Kv)
Because it kind of looks like the usual "no"
Posted by: 18-1
Unless they are going for a capital crime conviction, the time has expired.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 03:31 PM (diia5)
Also the fact that this stuff is over 5 years old means the statute of limitations has expired and no criminal charges can be filed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (0N4FZ)
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I believe it would fit in with the conspiracy being investigated by the Florida grand jury being overseen by Judge Cannon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:31 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)
He never left the CIA.
Interesting how both attempts to take down Trump were centered around Russia and Ukraine. Because the permanent DC bureaucracy always planned on the war between Russia and Ukraine and Trump got in their way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump
https://tinyurl.com/nmetkay2
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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Especially one deformed one.
She blew it so much and so enthusiastically that the jury against Weinstein rejected her claims of rape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:33 PM (1Q6Kv)
What the Left accuses the Right of doing is always what they do or have done.
Projection just ain't a new sports league.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:33 PM (V4IXI)
There only needs to be *1* leftist on that jury and it hangs.
We all saw how elated they were to watch him die.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
25 I meant to comment on Tyler Robinson, but forgot: I give it 90% odds he walks.
There only needs to be *1* leftist on that jury and it hangs.
We all saw how elated they were to watch him die.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:33 PM (BI5O2)
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Remember, hung juries don't mean that the defendant walks.
It means that the prosecution gets to try again with another jury.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:34 PM (1Q6Kv)
They fabricated it out of -- not whole cloth, out of an imagined field of flax somewhere in their minds. Yet the quid pro quo is exactly what they all do. In spades.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (sMG3g)
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (oqH4h)
what is this new meme?
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
I am betting my imagining is better than whatever caused the meme.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (oqH4h)
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So...Erika did kill Charlie!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (1Q6Kv)
26 You know, I don't like communist China but the sure do a more...decisive job when it comes to dealing with treasonous fuckwits.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13
Sometimes makes you wish Trump was the deranged dictator the left claims he is, doesn’t it?
Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:34 PM (1Q6Kv)
Sure, but the defense will always see to it that they get a Leftist on during voir dire.
They gonna try him 3000 times?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (1Q6Kv)
Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (xcxpd)
I don't know if any crimes were committed, but if so, we need to extend statutes of limitation. 5 years is a joke. It takes that long to draft a memo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:34 PM (1Q6Kv)
Sure, but the defense will always see to it that they get a Leftist on during voir dire.
They gonna try him 3000 times?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (BI5O2)
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You know...the juries sometimes side with us, you know. Even now.
It happens. It's okay to admit it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (1Q6Kv)
What is being accomplished?
What proactive steps are they taking to ensure it doesn't happen again?
If this is all informational, it's just a total waste of time.
Posted by: I don't get it at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Wmpd8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:27 PM (1Q6Kv)
Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (xcxpd)
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Shot Democracy on Fifth Avenue, and his cultist just clapped!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:37 PM (1Q6Kv)
What a disgraceful sack of laundry that fat fuck is wearing the uniform of this country.
Posted by: ballistic at April 13, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Y8DZL)
BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump
https://tinyurl.com/nmetkay2
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)
All I want for christmas is black smoke from the vatican chimney pipe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2026 03:37 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)
First, the "whistleblower" was meeting with members of the impeachment committee before the entire thing started.
Second, they all knew the identity of this man and several testified under oath that they did not know
Third, it was all obviously a fiction, a construct they worked out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:38 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:38 PM (UjdFS)
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Can't say I blame the guy. Zoinks!!!
Posted by: Shaggy at April 13, 2026 03:38 PM (cS13u)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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Especially one deformed one.
She blew it so much and so enthusiastically that the jury against Weinstein rejected her claims of rape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:33 PM (1Q6Kv)
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It was the emails and texts that did her in. Fat Harv's testimony was that she pursued him, the sex was all consensual, it was he who broke it off with her, and that she kept pursing him long after the alleged rape.
The emails and texts supported all that. The same jury that believed all the other accusers in the trial did not believe her.
That should have been the end of her. But that ain't how it works, ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Nothing will come of this. Ever. It won't even harm the Democrats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)
The emails and texts supported all that. The same jury that believed all the other accusers in the trial did not believe her.
That should have been the end of her. But that ain't how it works, ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
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I just want a bunch of feminists to call her the greatest woman in America at some point soon.
It will entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:39 PM
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Ahem
Posted by: Nigerian Slavics at April 13, 2026 03:40 PM (2Ez/1)
Because it kind of looks like the usual "no"
Posted by: 18-1
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What difference at this point does it make?
--- H.C.
Posted by: bob (HQ Comment of the Week Award Winner) at April 13, 2026 03:40 PM (sMG3g)
Hmm. I taught in a high school where we had a full bird Col. who taught history. I would call him by his first name most times. He never once corrected me. That said, I was a first year teacher. I would never call him by his first name again, just out of respect. The guy had half his face blown off by a hand grenade in Vietnam. Great guy.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 13, 2026 03:40 PM (CyFyf)
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Jail? Heck, it won't even make the network news.
Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:40 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13
Sometimes makes you wish Trump was the deranged dictator the left claims he is, doesn’t it?
Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (OoFl2)
Sometimes? Most times. I keep saying it, he needs a ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2026 03:41 PM (snZF9)
And the next important line, "we must be cautious."
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 13, 2026 03:41 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM
Congress set the SOL for most non violent federal crimes at 5 years a long time ago. They are the only ones that can change it. There are some financial crimes that have longer sol's though.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 03:42 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: ace
Think it was on an ONT, a video of cars crashed and people driving by informing them "You can't park there"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 13, 2026 03:43 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2026 03:43 PM (G0vdT)
It happens. It's okay to admit it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (1Q6Kv)
In the Lord, all things are possible.
But this furry is a bona fide superhero on the Left.
It would be like asking me to convict Otoya Yamaguchi. A very, very hard sell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:43 PM (BI5O2)
I'm surprised there's such a thing as an "Intelligence Community Inspector General." I thought the "Intelligence Community" was an unofficial term, like Uniparty or The Squad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:43 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2026 03:42 PM (0N4FZ)
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If this is part of the conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights, the same conspiracy that bred Russian collusion, the 2020 steal, and the post-2020 lawfare, then it could fall under the purview of the grand jury empaneled in January in Fort Pierce, Florida that's been bringing in people like James Comey to interview.
Being part of a conspiracy keeps the statute of limitations moving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:44 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 13, 2026 03:44 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)
But this furry is a bona fide superhero on the Left.
It would be like asking me to convict Otoya Yamaguchi. A very, very hard sell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:43 PM (BI5O2)
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Nah.
Not the furry.
And the evidence, which will include confessions, will be too much to overcome.
He's not dreamy like Luigi. The furry is weird looking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:45 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 13, 2026 03:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2026 03:43 PM (BI5O2)
Who did nothing wrong
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 03:45 PM (xcxpd)
It would be like asking me to convict Otoya Yamaguchi. A very, very hard sell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Rural Utah is not the most fertile ground for acquittal for Troon Lover Boy. Not the same as Mangione in NYC. Plus, Utah is a death penalty state which allows under Witherspoon v. IL, to exclude jurors not willing to give Troonie a hot lead injection from a firing squad.
Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:45 PM (E4rtv)
And how many Republicans were in on this?
How many heard this testimony and--even to this day--will not say what they heard?
Not a one.
Not a damned, cursed one, even bothered to go to the floor of Congress--where they have absolute immunity!!--to expose these lies.
The most disturbing part about J6 is ... maybe they should have been armed, they should have been hunting these traitors of both parties?
They all conspired--and still do--to deny us the right to run our country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 13, 2026 03:46 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 03:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2026 03:35 PM (OoFl2) "
I probably wish for that more than once a day.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 13, 2026 03:47 PM (MIIRH)
"He (Trump) was interfering with our Ukraine foreign policy."
Hmmmmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2026 03:48 PM (BRvvM)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 13, 2026 03:48 PM (zQLjY)
Not a damned, cursed one, even bothered to go to the floor of Congress--where they have absolute immunity!!--to expose these lies.
The most disturbing part about J6 is ... maybe they should have been armed, they should have been hunting these traitors of both parties?
They all conspired--and still do--to deny us the right to run our country.
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It should be remembered that these GOPers are so cowardly that they could have barred Trump from office for the rest of his life post 1/6 during his second impeachment.
And they didn't. They fell 10 votes short.
And since, the GOPe has just gotten weaker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:48 PM (1Q6Kv)
Everything they said about this incident was a lie.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 13, 2026 03:48 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2026 03:48 PM (diia5)
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Pre-meditated. THIS, is all you need to know about Michael Atkinson.
Posted by: Orson at April 13, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)
Everything they said about this incident was a lie.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 13, 2026 03:48 PM (vOtXJ)
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Their lies were the truth because they had truth in their heart. Our truths were lies because we had lies in our hearts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:49 PM (1Q6Kv)
Trump gave her a $100 tip.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
There is no double jeopardy attached here for federal charge after a state acquittal (see Koons v. California for example or the seminal case of Palko v. CT).
Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Vengeance
.......
I don't know but Eric did send everybody dick pics.
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)
First, the "whistleblower" was meeting with members of the impeachment committee before the entire thing started.
Second, they all knew the identity of this man and several testified under oath that they did not know
Third, it was all obviously a fiction, a construct they worked out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2026 03:38 PM (El6/E)
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Guy subbing for the guy who says nothing will happen at April 13, 2026 03:50 PM (TbWk/)
Is there no way to construe this as treason? Which has no SoL? By the way, a likelier congruence of acronyms never existed.
SOL
SoL
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:50 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2026 03:51 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Generally. Tolling is a very easy concept to grasp but the particulars in case law can throw some weird results at times. Even seen quite a few referrals to state supreme courts by federal courts over the issue.
Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
All of the get Trump stuff was part of the same conspiracy from the same people.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
Hasn't Oprah gotten it through to any of you that we all have "Our Own Truths"?
Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (Y8DZL)
Did Melania order a Big Mac?
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
*spins around a gutter on Penn Ave*
Posted by: the imperial crown at April 13, 2026 03:53 PM (gKWVE)
Can it still be found on the internet?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:53 PM (V4IXI)
What proactive steps are they taking to ensure it doesn't happen again?
If this is all informational, it's just a total waste of time.
Posted by: I don't get it at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Wmpd
"
Boom! this guy gets it!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 13, 2026 03:53 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Jukin
Trump is wanting the Bureau of Prisons to reopen Alcatraz. Eminently fitting for people like Pelosi, Schiff, the Vindmans, etc.
Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)
Did you ever notice we are still chasing the old treasonous subversions while Democrats are carrying out completely new ones?
This won’t stop until we build the gallows.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 13, 2026 03:53 PM (zQLjY)
Posted by: whig
Is Alligator Alcatraz still in operation?
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Mrt+u)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Norm Eisen is eyeballs deep along with Mary McCord. Both have professional ties to Dred Justice Roberts.
Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (V4IXI)
What's the one that's not "statute of limitations?"
Posted by: Bulg
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Shit Outta Luck
As in, "If you don't bring an ID to the Obama Library, you're SOL."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (n7rxJ)
Putin decided to invade Ukraine once Trump was out of office. Not a coincidence.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: and now they're rebellin' at April 13, 2026 03:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 13, 2026 03:55 PM (Iwv3U)
Did you ever notice we are still chasing the old treasonous subversions while Democrats are carrying out completely new ones?
This won’t stop until we build the gallows.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 13, 2026 03:53 PM (zQLjY)
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The DOJ is suing every state for their voter rolls. DHS has access to Medicare and SSA data to track down illegals. ICE has deported more from the interior in the past year than the entire presidencies of the past 6 presidents or so. The fed grant funding machine that created the modern leftist ecosystem has been cut off at the knees.
I'd say that the actual current battlefield is Trump running roughshod over the left's current logistics apparatus while some small sliver of the federal government is pursuing a grand jury in Florida over charges that the left denied Donald Trump his civil rights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:56 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Crusader at April 13, 2026 03:56 PM (TN0g+)
- the media
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW)
All of the get Trump stuff was part of the same conspiracy from the same people.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)
They all need lamp posts. Sent to the fields of the impaled, desiccated in the sun, then lit up like a tiki torch is preferred, but I'll settle for lamp posts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2026 03:56 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg
Dunno, some federal judge made up some law and demanded it be closed down. It was a state facility under DeSantis that was to be contracted to ICE IRRC. Still open according to web after the 11th Circuit stayed the district judge's order based on an absurd reading of the NEPA.
Posted by: whig at April 13, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: and now they're rebellin' at April 13, 2026 03:55 PM (gKWVE)
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Rumors that the Irish government will collapse tomorrow.
Can't wait to see the Muslim they choose as their next prime minister after a snap election with curious results.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 03:56 PM (1Q6Kv)
wait for it....
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Is "The Moose at the entrance shoulda told ja so" what you're waiting for?
Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 13, 2026 03:57 PM (MIIRH)
That's a nice story. I think Trump genuinely likes people and enjoys talking to them, but the MSM never reports this kind of thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 03:57 PM (afKoR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yes, I agree.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)
magic 8 ball says doubtful
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Just for the record at April 13, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Y8DZL)
Close but just the 'statue' that says you must be this tall to ride the roller coaster.
I realize it's not funny if you have to explain it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 03:59 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: The Whistle at April 13, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: whig
Is Alligator Alcatraz still in operation?
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
It's an ICE detention center not a prison. Not built or intended for long-term punitive incarceration. They should all go to ADX Florence, 24/7 solitary confinement eating stale bread crusts and tepid water for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the rest of their treacherous, perfidious, shameful, disgusting, wicked lives.
Posted by: I'm feeling generous today at April 13, 2026 04:00 PM (TbWk/)
magic 8 ball says doubtful
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)
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The left's net zero ambitions in Europe are hitting up against the oil spike which is mostly hitting Europe and China, amplifying concerns the populace has had with their governing class.
But, remember, Trump is a dummy who just gets lucky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:00 PM (1Q6Kv)
Eisen has been behind all of it including the idiotic lawfare trial with EJ Carroll. If I remember correctly he was counsel to the Democrats during the Ukraine stuff.
And he just happens to be good friends with John Roberts.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m)
Prison -Detention Center
220 /221
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 04:02 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:02 PM (n5tGW)
Trump decapitates the Venezuelan government, gets it to stop selling oil to China, and gets American oil companies extracting again in Venezuela.
Trump decapitates Iran, major oil supplier to China, and then blockades it so that China can't get oil at all (one Chinese tanker inbound to Iran just turned around in the last hour or so).
Imagine if he were smart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:03 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Longshanks at April 13, 2026 04:04 PM (Q6P2R)
The Eurosocialists particularly enjoy torturing their farmers with taxes, regulations, micromanagement of seeds to sale and finally eliminating letting them pass on the farm with confiscatory inheritance regulation.
Stalin at least got it over with the kulaks swiftly.
Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 04:04 PM (Y8DZL)
He's ok. He starts his new job on Wednesday. We are so thankful to God.
How's your son, and is it tomorrow you retake the SAT online again?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 04:04 PM (RKlIw)
Posted by: JackStraw
But Clarence Thomas was on some rich dude's yacht!!!!!
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)
What an absolute cowardly faggot. Now we see why the entire Democrat-Media Complex was so determined to hide his identity -- he's a shrieking sissy who's terrified of phantoms.
Of course he's a cowardly faggot. He got his BA from Yale, MA from Harvard, and currently works for the commie cocksuckers at Carnegie Endowment for International Peas.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2026 04:06 PM (R+2bs)
This will have impact on some indies and some maybe some GOPe, but no Dem will say " my world has changed"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 04:06 PM (genhU)
That misspelling was totally accidental, yo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2026 04:06 PM (R+2bs)
My son's doing great. Renting a house in Arlington with two friends, and living his best life.
Yes, I retake the SAT tomorrow. At least this time I'll know what I'm doing.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
This will have impact on some indies and some maybe some GOPe, but no Dem will say " my world has changed"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 13, 2026 04:06 PM (genhU)
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Their world is changed by the number of interior deportations ICE is performing, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:07 PM (1Q6Kv)
I should have told the horde so you guys could have made a bet on him and made some money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 13, 2026 04:08 PM (V4IXI)
What proactive steps are they taking to ensure it doesn't happen again?
If this is all informational, it's just a total waste of time.
Posted by: I don't get it at April 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Wmpd
Demoralization of the public.
None.
Posted by: InZona at April 13, 2026 04:08 PM (peFv8)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
I can visualize that.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)
I thought it was a touching story that was floating around somewhere online that one Secret Service agent he was going to be spoiled after Trump because Trump always asked after his family and his son rather that treating him as just a "fixture".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 04:09 PM (RKlIw)
I laugh at his ribbons. He wears a purple heart...no problem with that, but no bronze star. His bosses really didn't like him.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
Trump decapitates the Venezuelan government, gets it to stop selling oil to China, and gets American oil companies extracting again in Venezuela.
Trump decapitates Iran, major oil supplier to China, and then blockades it so that China can't get oil at all (one Chinese tanker inbound to Iran just turned around in the last hour or so).
Imagine if he were smart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:03 PM (1Q6Kv)
He'd be a God-Emperor!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (xverI)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (xcxpd)
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A Golden Path for a Golden Scalpweasel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:11 PM (1Q6Kv)
I can visualize that.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)
Do you prefer boiled, steamed or whirled?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2026 04:11 PM (R+2bs)
Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (xverI)
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Trump put out an AI picture a year ago of him as pope during the conclave. It was supposed to lose him the Catholic vote forever (I know I'll never vote for him again).
Everyone forgot it 5 minutes later because we all have memories of goldfish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:11 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:12 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Peas R Us at April 13, 2026 04:13 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (xverI)
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Trump put out an AI picture a year ago of him as pope during the conclave. It was supposed to lose him the Catholic vote forever (I know I'll never vote for him again).
Everyone forgot it 5 minutes later because we all have memories of goldfish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:11 PM (1Q6Kv)
***
But a halo on Obama was totally OK?
Posted by: The Whistle at April 13, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Whistle at April 13, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)
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Those were just aesthetically pleasing pictures of a political candidate taken by third parties.
Not part of an effort at building a cult or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:14 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)
He'll be working doing something outside connected with lawn and plant care I think that's all I'll say right now. I'm glad your son is doing well and I wish you success with the retake of the test It's always helps when hinky things online are fixed up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 04:14 PM (RKlIw)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 13, 2026 04:16 PM (tYGL3)
Apparently he's sad the war is forever....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 13, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)
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The Ukraine/Russian war that if we don't support personally as Americans we're guilty of treason against democracy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:16 PM (1Q6Kv)
Vindman is an ass.
I laugh at his ribbons. He wears a purple heart...no problem with that, but no bronze star. His bosses really didn't like him.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
I wonder whose dick he had to suck to get his Ranger Tab. No way that fatass got through Ranger School without greasing the wheels.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2026 04:16 PM (R+2bs)
It's a possibility, but not a 90% one. He is done.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:17 PM (cS13u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thanks, Fen. It wasn't the fault of the online stuff, but of my unfamiliarity with it and failure to understand how it worked. I expect to do much better tomorrow.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:17 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 04:18 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Marcus at April 13, 2026 04:18 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Unkaren at April 13, 2026 04:18 PM (OTOad)
I thought you retired or something
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:19 PM (cS13u)
Storyteller = Whistleblower.
Posted by: red speck at April 13, 2026 04:19 PM (Ve/HL)
Thanks. I was just thinking the same thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 04:19 PM (IYIYn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:17 PM (n5tGW)
You can thank the Rs for that one
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:20 PM (cS13u)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 04:18 PM (abIsI)
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This is why Congress is a false prize.
Congress has very limited investigatory authority and absolutely no enforcement authority outside a pocket case of being able to order the sergeant at arms to temporarily arrest someone.
Investigations, indictments, and prosecutions come from the DOJ.
Obama did more damage to the country through abuse of the DOJ than Democrats have done through Congressional action in decades. Losing Congress but keeping the DOJ is less than a speedbump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:20 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 13, 2026 04:20 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 13, 2026 04:20 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
That's wonderful. Please tell him that this old and weird guy he doesn't know who comments on a Smart Military Blog wishes him all the best.
(My Dad was an agronomist, so that's why I'm interested in, and cheer, your son's progress.)
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:21 PM (cS13u)
Posted by: Beartooth
With this Congress and DOJ, yes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 04:21 PM (abIsI)
Thanks. That's very kind of you. I will tell him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2026 04:22 PM (IYIYn)
one Chinese tanker inbound to Iran just turned around in the last hour or so
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Ooh. I was wondering how that was going to go. Cool!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 13, 2026 04:22 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:21 PM (cS13u)
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Eh, on the Senate side of things.
The election of Scott Brown prevented single payer, and no Republican voted for the ACA in either chamber.
Blame the GOP for a lot, but not the passage of the ACA in Congress.
It's what happens when you walk in with 39 Senators and pick up a final temp to make it 40 at the last second.
Remember that? The GOP have 39 Senators? And all the Democrats did with it was a giant payoff to insurance companies? No amnesty. No gun confiscation. Nothing. Just...make medical insurance companies happy.
Crazy, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:23 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2026 03:52 PM (Y8DZL)
Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.
Posted by: Mammy Oprah at April 13, 2026 04:24 PM (4eiIm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:24 PM (n5tGW)
https://is.gd/39Y5pe
Posted by: Archimedes at April 13, 2026 04:20 PM
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I was able to tolerate 40 seconds.
What did I win?
Posted by: Gutteral gutter snipe at April 13, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Orbon took it in the shorts yesterday which means likely the new guy will lift the veto on a 90 billion dollar loan to Ukraine from the EU who will in turn continue to buy gas and oil from Russia. It's a wacky world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:12 PM (n5tGW)
Orban losing power was inevitable. Eventually. He'd been in office for 16 years. For good or ill, a politician who stays in office that long is pushing his luck when he runs again. A smart politician reads the tea leaves and prepares his party by grooming a viable successor.
Between Rubio and Vance, Trump's doing a pretty decent job on that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2026 04:24 PM (R+2bs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2026 04:24 PM (n5tGW)
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We've stopped more than one trying to get to Venezuela.
China's done shit in response.
Almost like watching their tech fail to do anything against the American military in Venezuela gave them pause. I wonder what 5 weeks of the US walking all over Chinese tech in Iran did?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:25 PM (1Q6Kv)
The Senate had a chance to end it in 2018
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:26 PM (vE0+H)
one Chinese tanker inbound to Iran just turned around in the last hour or so
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
++++++++
They bravely turned their tail and fled.
Posted by: Monty Python at April 13, 2026 04:26 PM (2Ez/1)
The Senate had a chance to end it in 2018
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2026 04:26 PM (vE0+H)
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Well, that's on McConnell and McCain. Hell, McConnell put on decent theater.
But, hey, it's not like Trump is making hay out of it now. Just waiting until it's popularity sinks again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 13, 2026 04:27 PM (1Q6Kv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I would not be too upset if we turned Chyna entirely into
glass.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2026 04:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Beartooth
Nope.
-- Zombies Benedict Arnold and Vidkun Quisling
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
Follow along:
Vindman, Ciaramella & Misko work at NSC
Misko left NSC to work for Schiff
Vindman leaks to Ciaramella
Ciaramella makes fake WB complaint w/ Schiff
AG Adkinson changed WB rules
AG Adkinson worked for Carlin at DOJ
Carlin worked for Mueller
A web of treason.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw
That's how he knew that it's a big club and we're not in it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 13, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at April 13, 2026 04:31 PM (iJN3m)
Posted by: Grampa Simpson at April 13, 2026 04:31 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 13, 2026 04:32 PM (NFX2v)
Vindman, Ciaramella & Misko work at NSC
Misko left NSC to work for Schiff
Vindman leaks to Ciaramella
Ciaramella makes fake WB complaint w/ Schiff
AG Adkinson changed WB rules
AG Adkinson worked for Carlin at DOJ
Carlin worked for Mueller
A web of treason.
Posted by: JackStraw
====
"This is way too complicated. Next time, we'll simplify things and throw him in jail first. "
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 13, 2026 04:34 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 13, 2026 04:35 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 13, 2026 04:35 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 13, 2026 04:36 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 13, 2026 04:36 PM (Kt19C)
Can someone tell me where is that section?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2026 04:42 PM (UVjil)
They have done untold damage to this country
Not to mention the bullets flying from the left due to the spun up outrage of the day media.
Every single person involved with that stunt needs swing right out from of the White House
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 13, 2026 04:43 PM (xN3pz)
Zelenskyy is a snake, a wealthy media executive and actor who entered politics on an BS anti-oligarch platform, and he's as politically dangerous as they come.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 13, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)