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Daily Tech News 12 April 2026

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Anime is Suicide Squad Isekai, the recent anime adaptation of Marvel's Suicide Squad. Song is Go Getters by Hololive's own Grim Rapper, Mori Calliope.

Not an AMV, exactly. The studio hired Calli to perform the ending theme for the show.


Disclaimer: Pfft.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:35 AM




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1 !!

Posted by: clarence at April 12, 2026 04:38 AM (H1EjZ)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 04:39 AM (fNISR)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2026 04:41 AM (gcUgZ)

4 Lots of tech stuff! Thanks, Pixy!

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 04:41 AM (fNISR)

5 An anime adaptation of Suicide Squad??? Definitely not nuked enough.

Posted by: clarence at April 12, 2026 04:42 AM (H1EjZ)

6 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 12, 2026 04:43 AM (bQ4nt)

7 Oh, good morning early risers and insomniacs.

Posted by: clarence at April 12, 2026 04:43 AM (H1EjZ)

8 ProPublica journalists walk off the job in first U.S. newsroom strike over AI


ProPublica- WE'RE GOING ON STRIKE!!!

Normal People - Who?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2026 04:46 AM (gcUgZ)

9
ProPublica journalists walk off the job in the first US newsroom strike over AI. (NiemanLab)

another link to that:

https://archive.is/b9usI

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 04:47 AM (fNISR)

10 Up and at em! Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 12, 2026 04:47 AM (WlUfk)

11 You have to be a bit of a conman to sell the benefits of AI to the public.

Posted by: PG at April 12, 2026 04:51 AM (QaaYA)

12 Can the Apollo code resolve a problem in the clogged shitter? What is wrong with NASA, and why are we footing the bill for this idiocy? A million dollar commode is a million dollars too much.

Where are the auditors?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 12, 2026 04:52 AM (Fbc0I)

13 Rejoinder: **censored**

Posted by: clarence at April 12, 2026 04:55 AM (H1EjZ)

14 from the strike article:

The ProPublica Guild’s strike vote is just the latest example of a newsroom collective bargaining agreement becoming a battleground for debates over AI adoption in journalism.

As of September 2025, 43 contracts negotiated by units of the NewsGuild-CWA, the largest union for journalists in the U.S., included language that referenced AI in some form.

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 04:58 AM (fNISR)

15 12 Can the Apollo code resolve a problem in the clogged shitter?

Well, they didn't have that problem during the Apollo missions.

Not that problem.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 12, 2026 04:58 AM (BLOW1)

16 a more recent (April 9th) article about the ProPublica strike:

https://archive.is/IJbWn

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 05:01 AM (fNISR)

17 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 12, 2026 05:05 AM (AN2gy)

18 16 a more recent (April 9th) article about the ProPublica strike:

https://archive.is/IJbWn
Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 05:01 AM (fNISR)

That's the one Pixy posted!
I got the other one from HackerNews.

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 05:06 AM (fNISR)

19 covfefe

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 05:06 AM (fNISR)

20 Expensive shitter? I read where a plastic bag taped to your bottom also works, sort of, like the million dollar one. The Japanese are the best at making shitters. Automation all the way from a combination bidet to warm auto hands doing the wiping, with the internet thrown in for entertainment. Maybe Biden had one?

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2026 05:06 AM (e8qy3)

21 The deer showed up just as I was finishing with the bird feeders. I put out extra cracked corn.

Posted by: fluffy at April 12, 2026 05:07 AM (AN2gy)

22 20 Expensive shitter? I read where a plastic bag taped to your bottom also works, sort of, like the million dollar one.
Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2026 05:06 AM (e8qy3)

related (from the ONT):

320 Another funny space toilet thing from splashdown night. I watched it live on NASA's stream, but then watched the re-run's of FOX's coverage. From Laura to Hannidiot, they had quite a few astronauts on as guests. Hannity managed to get Charlie Duke (who is 90) on. The toilet thing came up, and Charlie told a story of when he splashed back down after Apollo 16.

They got them all back on the carrier and he was able to shower and shave and clean up and all that. By the time he was all cleaned up and feeling fresh, they had hoisted the capsule into the hangar deck, and he went back inside to fetch some of his stuff.
He said the smell was so bad he gagged and he could hardly stay in there. Hannity didn't understand why it would stink, asking was it a "burned smell" for the heat. Charlie explained, no it was us....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 12, 2026 01:39 AM (w6EFb)

Posted by: m at April 12, 2026 05:10 AM (fNISR)

23 Well, they didn't have that problem during the Apollo missions.

Not that problem.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 12, 2026 04:58 AM (BLOW1

Actually they had the same problem. Just a decidedly more low tech solution. And likely messy. Which may be where we are today.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 12, 2026 05:13 AM (WlUfk)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2026 05:19 AM (2/MrR)

25 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2026 05:25 AM (Ia/+0)

26 OMG fawning over the plushy story; writer reminds me of a coworker in distant past, who fortunately just remained a coworker.

Posted by: epador at April 12, 2026 05:36 AM (Fv2tt)

27 Think I would have loaded that capsule with ballast and tosswd it over the side of the ship

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2026 05:36 AM (Ia/+0)

28 Butt plugs tethered to a vacuum system, with a high fiber diet and plenty of H2O. Some sacrifices must be made. Morons.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 12, 2026 05:40 AM (Fbc0I)

29 37 now, barely getting to 60s today. 80s rest of week

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2026 05:55 AM (Ia/+0)

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