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Daily Tech News 10 April 2026

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  • A hacker has reportedly broken into the National Supercomputing Center in Tianjin, China, and made off with... Carry the twelve... Ten petabytes of data. (CNN)

    That's the equivalent of 70 billion Apple II floppy disks, or the total data in all the DNA strands of six and a half dromedaries.*
    CNN cannot verify the origins of the alleged dataset and the claims made by FlamingChina, but spoke with multiple experts whose initial assessment of the leak indicated it was genuine.

    The alleged sample data appeared to include documents marked "secret" in Chinese, along with technical files, animated simulations and renderings of defense equipment including bombs and missiles.
    Oops.
    Hofer, who reviewed the sample of the leak, said he was able to contact on Telegram a person who claimed they had carried out the hack. The attacker claimed to have gained access to the Tianjin supercomputer through a compromised VPN domain.

    Once inside, the attacker told Hofer they deployed a "botnet" - a network of automated programs that were able enter the NSCC's system and then extract, download and store the data. The extraction of 10 petabytes of data took around six months.
    One question arises: Where did the hacker get 70 billion Apple II floppies?**

    * Content may settle in shipping.
    ** Or six and a half dromedaries, for that matter.***
    ***Grok tells me that dromedaries are far too big and half far too much DNA, but if I substitute honeybees the statement is accurate to within 15%. I don't necessarily recommend this if you're planning a barbecue.


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I bought 128GB of RAM a year ago. Even better.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 G'day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 04:30 AM (Ia/+0)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at April 10, 2026 04:30 AM (lRNKn)

3 w00t

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR)

4 Simon & Garfunkel - Homeward Bound

NASA could play that for the Artemis II crew tomorrow morning!

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 04:32 AM (fNISR)

5 MY, my what's left of EFF is certainly full of themselves.

Posted by: clarence at April 10, 2026 04:36 AM (lRNKn)

6 TGIF

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Artemis II mission elapsed time

8 days
10 hours
2 minutes

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 04:38 AM (fNISR)

8 Hola Techsters.

2 nanometers for chips. That’s tiny. Put lots of those little circuits in one tiny chip

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 10, 2026 04:39 AM (25F6q)

9 splashdown scheduled to take place in:

16 hours
22 minutes

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 04:39 AM (fNISR)

10
https://www.youtube.com/@NASA

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 04:40 AM (fNISR)

11 Heh. The EFF seems to be as contrary in purpose as the ACLU.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 10, 2026 04:44 AM (/HDaX)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 10, 2026 04:46 AM (PGK1w)

13 Man writes on "moved by the Spirit" and Acts 2:1-4 in this devotional. It is followed by a prayer and a question:

https://tinyurl.com/mwva5d83

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 04:51 AM (afKoR)

14 I saw EFF and thought about that Brit dance/techno outfit that did a music video with, of all people, Tammy Wynette in the early 90s, but that was KLF. Seeing Country HoF in a Brit Techno/Disco/whatever video was a bit jarring.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 10, 2026 04:54 AM (PGK1w)

15 Because, apparently...
****

they think you're stupid.

Posted by: clarence at April 10, 2026 04:57 AM (lRNKn)

16 His family couldn't make his funeral in Ireland ,so strangers filled in. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/3b9ydd94

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 04:58 AM (afKoR)

17 At least in 40s now. Going to 70
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 04:59 AM (Ia/+0)

18 My son got a job. I so thank everyone who prayed on this thread here and elsewhere.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 05:02 AM (uA11f)

19 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 10, 2026 05:04 AM (PzBTm)

20 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 10, 2026 05:05 AM (AN2gy)

21
Morning. Read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 10, 2026 05:10 AM (n7rxJ)

22 State troopers rescue baby bear cub from ditch in N.J. I used to serve a church near here:

https://tinyurl.com/5avbn63w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 05:11 AM (7RYym)

23 Belated BOING!

Break in KP duty.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 10, 2026 05:14 AM (1o8D5)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2026 05:14 AM (2/MrR)

25 Okay, I calculated how much data there is in all the DNA of six and a half median dromedaries and it came out to 400 million petabytes, so slightly more than 10.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 10, 2026 05:21 AM (BLOW1)

26
It also turns out Sam Altman is a total phony and liar and sociopath.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 10, 2026 05:22 AM (n7rxJ)

27 25 Okay, I calculated how much data there is in all the DNA of six and a half median dromedaries and it came out to 400 million petabytes, so slightly more than 10.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 10, 2026 05:21 AM (BLOW1)

*math* on the blog!!

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 05:22 AM (fNISR)

28
Back when computers made shutdown sounds, I customized mine to a soft male voice saying, "Dave, what are you doing?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 10, 2026 05:24 AM (n7rxJ)

29 Depending on the brand and the number of sticks, 128gb of ddr5 can be had from 1600 to 4800 dollars.

You can have 2Tb of Ddr5 for a an absurd 76k dollars.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 05:27 AM (XV/Pl)

30 "How firm a foundation. " Old time hymn:

https://tinyurl.com/59fh48fj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 05:28 AM (Nx5jP)

31 29 Depending on the brand and the number of sticks, 128gb of ddr5 can be had from 1600 to 4800 dollars.

You can have 2Tb of Ddr5 for a an absurd 76k dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


I paid $300 a year ago.

And $400 for 128GB of DDR4 as recently as December.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 10, 2026 05:33 AM (BLOW1)

32 Evening and morning, all you people! Fen's son got his job, Rosasharn is twirling, morning's at seven, all's right with the world!

Except . . . this is 4:30, not 7:00. Bob Browning, old boy, you were lucky to be able to sleep so late. Obviously you did not have a big black cat that would kick you as he leaped over you in the pre-dawn hours.

Next week at this time I'll be finishing my packing for the Kansas trip, and heading out about six. In theory anyway.

What's your weekend look like?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

33 I had my computer shut down to Michael Palin shouting "Miserable fat Belgian bastards!".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 10, 2026 05:34 AM (/HDaX)

34 I had my computer shut down to Michael Palin shouting "Miserable fat Belgian bastards!".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 10, 2026


***
"It's pining for the fjords!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 05:35 AM (wzUl9)

35 There was twirl.

Posted by: Don Black at April 10, 2026 05:36 AM (ZxPkt)

36 Back when computers made shutdown sounds

Ah, the days you were allowed to have fun.

I customized mine to a soft male voice saying, "Dave, what are you doing?"

My startup sound for my old computer was from Lord of Illusions: "I have so much power to give you. All you have to do is beg."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 05:37 AM (99eI0)

37 21
Morning. Read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 10, 2026 05:10 AM (n7rxJ)

Initially, I had read this as an imperative to one or more errant commenters!

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 05:38 AM (fNISR)

38 Sometimes I wonder if somebody dropped me on my head as a child. I've agreed to go to another of these Friday luncheon lectures in the Russian sector, uh, I mean my old employer. This time the lecture is on "Estrogen, Menopause, and the Aging Brain," so while it's clearly female-oriented, it may not be too specifically anti-male. Unless the woman professor is going to try to convince us that men who *identify* as women have as much estrogen as regular women.

Well, there'll be a free lunch, and the drive over and back should be pleasant enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9)

39 It's cool and (relatively) fresh here, but my motivation to work out is playing hide-and-seek or Keep, Keep Away. I'll have to hunt it down and corral it, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

40 >>> 25 Okay, I calculated how much data there is in all the DNA of six and a half median dromedaries and it came out to 400 million petabytes, so slightly more than 10.

How do you know so much about camel DNA?

** side eye **

Posted by: fluffy at April 10, 2026 05:48 AM (AN2gy)

41 How do you know so much about camel DNA?

** side eye **
Posted by: fluffy at April 10, 2026 05:48 AM (AN2gy)

Just a sucker for a good hump...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 05:51 AM (Ot/FD)

42 The EFF seems to be as contrary in purpose as the ACLU.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 10, 2026 04:44 AM (/HDaX)

I've contacted them numerous times and not once received any useful or actionable info or guidance on how to put electronic ears on the front of my pc chassis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 05:54 AM (Ot/FD)

43 Read the article on Bunny CDN. Wow that's shockingly bad performance to a serious and ongoing data-loss issue.

Their CEO responded in-thread. They so sorry. They promise to do better.

Good attitude. Everything hinges on actually making good and making restitution. Better get cracking, especially given that support has been giving reassurances but no actual remedy for fifteen months. (Wow that's abysmal.)

The questions they should be asking and acting on:

1) Is there ANY way in the system to delete files without this being logged? (Might want to look at how you still provide FTP access.)

2) What is common to all three customers who have the same problem? Is their data located on the same set of physical storage devices? Can we copy their data wholesale to a completely different set of physical storage, maintain the old blocks for observation internally, and see if the problem migrates with the data, or stays with the old storage? (In short: Do we have some bum storage devices that need to be removed from the array?)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 05:56 AM (O7YUW)

44 Blog has two speeds this morning, dead slow and slower than dead. . . .

About time for me to slop the feline hogs.

I tell myself, "Self, if you go work out, you'll have *earned* that breakfast you're looking forward to!" And a tiny voice sounding much like Pinky, says back, "If ya don't work out, Brain, you'll be able to get to that chow a bit sooner, won'tcher?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

45 Ten thousand old seagates in RAID 0 running off a Gateway pc on TFTP.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 05:58 AM (Ot/FD)

46 @18/FenelonSpoke: "My son got a job."

WOOHOO! Thank God for the answer to prayers.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)

47 @25/Pixy Misa: "Okay, I calculated how much data there is in all the DNA of six and a half median dromedaries and it came out to 400 million petabytes, so slightly more than 10."

Which used to be a lot.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)

48 Congratulations to your son, Fen! I'm sure that's a weight off his shoulders.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2026 06:01 AM (99eI0)

49 I dreamed last night that I bought a vintage Mercedes, a cream-colored 450SEL -- the big top-line sedan from the 1970s. An instruction booklet had some kind of detail about changing tires, that a wheel with a particular switch on it (?) should always go on the right front, while the diagram showed it as going on the left rear. I called an 800 number to get clarification and found myself talking to a lady at the bank, who promised to find me a tech to answer my question.

Then Stirling woke me up.

In the dream, anyway, it was a handsome car. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 10, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

50 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: I got nothin'.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 10, 2026 06:03 AM (5laSV)

51 37 21
Morning. Read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at April 10, 2026 05:10 AM (n7rxJ)

Initially, I had read this as an imperative to one or more errant commenters!
Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 05:38 AM (fNISR)

This too:

43 Read the article on Bunny CDN.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 05:56 AM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 06:03 AM (fNISR)

52 >>> My son got a job. I so thank everyone who prayed on this thread here and elsewhere.

Go FenSon!

Posted by: fluffy at April 10, 2026 06:04 AM (AN2gy)

53 Thanks so much , G&C and NR Pax. It is a weight off his mind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 06:05 AM (ix8EF)

54 @49/Wolfus: That's definitely got the feel of the slightly-off shifting reality of a dream, like your subconscious is trying to make sense of something that refuses to make sense to you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 06:05 AM (O7YUW)

55 Thanks too, Fluffy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 06:06 AM (ix8EF)

56 @43/m: Meant it as a statement, not an imperative, but honestly that thread exposed the problem so well (if you're in the mood for a jaw-dropper about shockingly bad performance and the matching support) that it could be an imperative?

(Seriously, while reading that thread, I was thinking all kinds of "blistering the paint and scaring the children" sorts of things I shouldn't say out loud.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

57 56 @43/m: Meant it as a statement, not an imperative, but honestly that thread exposed the problem so well (if you're in the mood for a jaw-dropper about shockingly bad performance and the matching support) that it could be an imperative?

(Seriously, while reading that thread, I was thinking all kinds of "blistering the paint and scaring the children" sorts of things I shouldn't say out loud.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2026 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

On that advice, I read it!

Posted by: m at April 10, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)

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