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At what age are you legally required to stop being a spaz?

For twenty years, O'Donnell has been losing it on TV. His signature tantrums include his jugular vein popping out and his classic Irish face turning beet red.
On Tuesday night, O'Donnell struck a blow for women's equality by lambasting Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for pointing out what had been U.S. military policy for about 250 years. Commenting on the rescue of the weapons specialist from the downed F-15, Hegseth said, "No Lives were Lost, No Man was Left Behind."
"That is, of course, the old school version of the idea, back when only men flew American military planes," O'Donnell informed us. He then played a clip that showed the "modern way" the phrase should be uttered. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman (that's "chairman) Gen. Dan Caine, declaring that America leaves "no one behind."
"The general knows, unlike Pete Hegseth, that that could have been a woman they were trying to rescue -- and it might be a woman the next time," O'Donnell said.

I doubt it.

"But this 21st-century notion that we leave no one behind ignores the 120,000 prisoners of war held by German and Japanese forces in World War II for years, who were left behind."

What are you talking about? We invaded Germany as soon as we were capable of it and dropped two nuclear bombs on Japan to force them into unilateral surrender.

Old, decrepit libs continue talking like absolute moronic children because they are so in love with the idea of "youth" -- an idea they can barely remember -- they make themselves deliberately flighty, frivolous, stupid, and irresponsible in hopes that someone will mistake this for "having a young mind."

From The Guardian: Is cheap z-grade internet porn the hero we need to stop "global warming"?

The actual answer is "no" but whatever.

This is again from washed-up has-been Adam McKay, who was formerly funny -- or at least some of us thought so -- when he was making movies with Will Ferrell. (Who is also now a washed-up has-been.)

All he is now is propaganda and lectures. He thinks this makes him a Serious Person.

Are OnlyFans models the best way to explain the climate crisis?
Actor Megan Prescott has joined with Adam McKay in the hope that showing bite-size web videos of women undressing will persuade us to save the world. Will it work?

Why would anyone want to see this pyrsyn unclothed? Or clothed? Pick one, I don't want either.

The world, as we know, is in trouble. The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded. Global emissions are still at record highs. The planet is now consistently flirting with the 1.5C limit it promised not to cross. Increasingly, it feels as if we need a genuine miracle to stop us from sleepwalking into catastrophe. Could that miracle be an environmental warning from a woman in her pants?
This is the stated desire of Headline Newds, a new series of web videos by actor Megan Prescott, film-maker Bree Essrig and "climate narrative strategist" Jessica Riches. Released through the not-for-profit Yellow Dot Studios -- belonging to Adam McKay, creator of movies The Big Short and Don't Look Up -- Headline Newds is made up of bite-size videos in which the climate emergency is broken down and raunchily explained to us by a variety of OnlyFans models.

A Cultural Enrichment Officer burned down an entire toilet-paper making factory to protest the fact that they don't think he's worth as much for his labor as he seems to believe he's worth.

Given that this lunatic just burned down a several million dollar warehouse, I'd say they were right not to give him a million dollar check just for existing.

Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
UPDATE: Video allegedly from INSIDE the Ontario, California, warehouse where 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim of Highland started a fire on Tuesday that torched that building operated by consumer goods company Kimberly-Clark in San Bernardino County.
The original Instagram account with Abdulkarim's name has been suspended, but not before this video was captured.
In this video, Abdulkarim can be heard saying:
"You know, if you're not going to pay us enough to live or afford to live, at least pay us enough to not do this sh**."
"You should have paid us enough to f***ing live."
"You know, we may not get paid enough to f***ing live, but these b****es dirt cheap."
"All you had to do was pay us enough to live. All you had to do was pay us enough to f***ing live. All you had to do was pay us enough to live."
"There goes your inventory."
Abdulkarim was caught near the warehouse while the fire still raged.
He is being held without bail and is accused of intentionally setting ablaze the nearly-1.2 million square foot building.
Over 140 firefighters worked like heroes to put out the fire that burned all day, leveling the warehouse that's worth an estimated $156 million, based on Zillow.
(inlandwire on IG)

Video of this lunatic immigrant's rampage here.

By the way, the media refuses to report that this criminal terrorist is an immigrant, but Grok says it has discovered records showing he's from Eritrea:

Public reports and social media discussions describe him as originally from Eritrea (with some mentions of birth in Saudi Arabia to Eritrean parents or connections). Eritrea is in the Horn of Africa, and the name "Abdulkarim" (or variants like Abdul Karim) has Arabic/Islamic roots common in Eritrean and broader East African/Middle Eastern communities. He appears to have immigrated to the United States at some point and is now living and working there as an adult.
No mainstream news articles provide a full official biography (e.g., exact birth date/place, year of immigration, or citizenship status), as coverage has focused on the arson case itself. However, the consistent references to him being "originally from Eritrea" while residing in California confirm immigrant background. He is not described as U.S.-born in any available reporting.

Boy immigrants sure do add a lot to our economy and culture. Say, why don't we have a study to actually add up the exact contributions and exact debits racked up by immigrants? Including piracy, of course, and endless welfare dependency, and deaths due to terrorism, and the economic losses suffered due to waiting in line for security checks, and the costs of additional security, surveillance, and insurance to cover terrorist attacks, etc.

Let's tally that all up.

You need an id to return cans in CT. pic.twitter.com/JzUu3TjIpb
— Scott (@Thebigblackram) April 9, 2026

My new @washingtonpost column:

Why do Muslims need to be like everyone else? A case against assimilation. https://t.co/XreIcwhW5y pic.twitter.com/bETO4dkmlO
— Shadi Hamid (@shadihamid) April 8, 2026

I said a long time ago that designer complicated pronouns are just names we have to memorize for each individual person. And the whole point of simple, limited pronouns is that we don't have to know and memorize everyone's individual name. We can just casually say "He's over there" instead of "Viktor Yvegeny Raskalnikov is over there."

But as the number of bespoke pronouns proliferates, they just become second names mutants are forcing the world to learn.

A trans (of course) queer (of course) Canadian (of course) professor (of course) took this to its logical conclusion and just says that his "pronoun" is simply his full name, minus the capital letters.

A queer Canadian academic who identifies as trans and is a parent to three non-binary children, was torched online after wanting to be called an absurd name.
The Assistant Professor of Queer Studies in Education at the University of Regina in Saskatchewan asked that others use the name j wallace skelton in lieu of third-person pronouns.
Skelton, who has a PhD in Education, noted on Facebook that the name should be spelled with lowercase letters - as he reiterated that he gave birth to three children who identify as nonbinary and queer.
'When you misgender someone, you tell a lie about them and a truth about yourself,' reads Skelton's personal website.
Users online expressed their extreme disapproval, describing the assistant professor as 'sick', 'mentally disturbed', and 'a self-hating woman'.
Skelton, who appears as a man sporting a goatee, began working at the University of Regina in 2022, where he invites students to take courses in queer and trans studies.

I mean it's insane, narcissistic, and a power-move control move imposed upon the world, but it's no different from everyone having xis or xers designer individualized "pronouns," is it? It's just stripping pronouns of the one thing that makes them useful -- their simplicity and generality.

This unfuckable femcel Spiteful Mutant sounds like she's repeating the Self-Destruct Code for the USS Enterprise.

�MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+�

The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn�t satire). pic.twitter.com/xY9R2W4kVz
— Samantha Smith (@SamanthaTaghoy) April 9, 2026

Explanation:

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex individuals, highlighting the crisis of violence and discrimination faced by these groups in Canada. This term encompasses the ongoing issues related to the high rates of violence and murder against Indigenous women and gender-diverse people
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. a

Except that whole claim about the Indians murdered and buried on the church grounds turned out to be, get this, another huge race hoax.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:34 PM

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1 Frist

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

2 Why ace why

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H)

3 What does the first M stand for? Minor?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:36 PM (vE0+H)

4 >>>The world, as we know, is in trouble. The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded.

OK, then. Delete yourself to save the planet.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)

5 What does the first M stand for? Minor?"

Mental.

Posted by: man at April 09, 2026 06:37 PM (XuXeR)

6 Willowed

150 6:30 Nightly News crap

The First Lady and Epstein....yada, yada, yada

That was pretty fair and sporting of Obama and Biden to have their people comb through the files and destroy anything related to President Trump.

Class acts

O'Donnell was likable and funny when she had her talk show, even if it was all an act.

But then the crazies grabbed her and she went insane.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 09, 2026 06:38 PM (LdBR/)

8 Lemmee see - Danger Hair, Face Hardware, and Excessive Ink, pointing at a thermometer while lecturing about something that is really a mystery to her -

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 06:38 PM (pDt9x)

9 Most likely if it was a female aircrew he still would have said "guy" you don't want the goat fuckers even more excited over getting their hands on an American..

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2026 06:39 PM (YwEeS)

10 >>>Video allegedly from INSIDE the Ontario, California, warehouse where 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim of Highland started a fire on Tuesday that torched that building operated by consumer goods company Kimberly-Clark in San Bernardino County.

Diversity. It burns.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:39 PM (dK+Kv)

11 The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded."

A local idiot weather person got roasted (online) for "hottest in 100 years at Bush Airport "

Some record

Posted by: man at April 09, 2026 06:39 PM (XuXeR)

12 As I started reading my first thought was "they are calling Rosie a man. My second thought was "why do they hate men".

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 09, 2026 06:39 PM (LOZbR)

13 O'Donnell - isn't there an old photoshop of KSM with Rosie's head?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2026 06:40 PM (/lPRQ)

14 Diversity. It burns.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:39 PM (dK+Kv)

Diversity, you can wipe your ass on it and no one would know the difference

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:40 PM (vE0+H)

15 Hey, the Canadian link. If that's the one I saw this morning, again, I'd spend all day eating that woman.

Because of her width, heft and physical difficulty not actual desire.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

16 Old, decrepit libs continue talking like absolute moronic children because they are so in love with the idea of "youth" -- an idea they can barely remember -- they make themselves deliberately flighty, frivolous, stupid, and irresponsible in hopes that someone will mistake this for "having a young mind."/i]

Very astute, ace.
I tend to think a lot of dedicated leftists are still in high school/college in their minds.

They may be 40, 50, 60 years old and older but their maturity and intellectual growth is stunted at about the age of 20.

All of them seem to be still trying to sit at the cool kids table during lunch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)

17 I remember the "global warming pause" that lasted twenty years and yet every year was still somehow the Hottest Year On Record. And also it became Climate Change.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H)

18 I use three pronouns

He

She

That Stupid F$$K Over There

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 09, 2026 06:42 PM (REq0p)

19 >>"But this 21st-century notion that we leave no one behind ignores the 120,000 prisoners of war held by German and Japanese forces in World War II for years, who were left behind."

How retarded are you to choose this false analogy when Vietnam (and Libya) are so much more recent and accurate.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 06:42 PM (TLp3A)

20 Fire kind of ends diversity turning everything to carbon

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

21 The world, as we know, is in trouble. The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded.

____________________________

Don't know about the rest of you knuckleheads, but 2026 was the coldest winter we had here in 57 years (official).

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)

22 Minor-Molesting Immigrants?

Posted by: This alphabet bullshit needs to go at April 09, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/)

23 The pink-haired tattoo seems remarkably non-sweaty for 120 degree heat.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 06:44 PM (6ydKt)

24 The Earth is on fire and we are all going to die soon. And it's not even Summer yet.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

25 Just sitting here kind of stunned by these stories. The world is a sick sad place.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

26 The Dignity Wipe-your-ass Warehouse.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 09, 2026 06:45 PM (DsA2n)

27 Ok, quick takes on the quick hits:

1) they need prettier models with bigger tits.

2) 1.2 million sq feet? Thats respectable size. I am assuming he turned off the sprinkler system.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

28 >>The Earth is on fire and we are all going to die soon. And it's not even Summer yet.

Since 5 am, the Temps here are up almost 50 degrees.

At this rate, we'll ALL be dead by Sunday.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 06:45 PM (TLp3A)

29 Musical interlude.

Some Brandon Lake worship music.

https://tinyurl.com/yy52jzv8

Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (oSFyF)

30 " and is a parent to three non binary children"

That's like having three children who drowned in the bathtub in separate incidents. It's not a faulty bathtub that's the problem.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (w/O5Q)

31 Is cheap z-grade internet porn the hero we need to stop "global warming"?

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I always refer my deeper science questions to tatted up, pink haired whores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (ndZc7)

32 I took a break from being annoyed by the premature cessation of US activity in Iran for a bit and it occurred to me:

Does declaring Enduring Fury to be over and done with reset the (disputed) War Powers clock if Trump decides to do something about the flagrant ceasefire violations?

Posted by: Methos at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (vSvIl)

33 Who is Adam McKay? Some fucknugget faggot swineblowing wretch?

Something seems very strange about that warehouse fire. A $150M warehouse packed floor to ceiling with flammable products, but apparently no fire suppression system?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (PudHT)

34 Wow, Iran must be going really well for us is they're already back to glerbal worming and eeeeeepsteeeeeeen

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 09, 2026 06:47 PM (C0Nlv)

35 Why do Muslims need to be like everyone else? A case against assimilation.

Seems like the exact position a religious and cultural supremacist would take.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

36 I always refer my deeper science questions to tatted up, pink haired whores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (ndZc7)

Yeah, how carbon neutral are the excessive tattoos covering up how little daddy loved you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

37 Here! This was the other hot crazy Canadian woman today from smalldeadanimals.

https://tinyurl.com/49a2zfyh

Take it in boys. Take it all in.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

38 How many Hottest Year On Records can you have in a row before everyone stops believing your bullshit? Because that is not how the earth or time works at all.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:48 PM (vE0+H)

39 Am I supposed to think that trull is sexy?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2026 06:48 PM (AlhUl)

40 Does declaring Enduring Fury to be over and done with reset the (disputed) War Powers clock if Trump decides to do something about the flagrant ceasefire violations?
Posted by: Methos at

Yep. We were talking about it last night. That was the theory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

41 MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA++++++

Posted by: Max Power at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM (q177U)

42 Weather is impossible to predict. Some places are warmer than normal, some cool. Some are wetter than normal, some drier. It is an immensely complicated cycle, spanning months, years, decades, centuries and millennia.

Mankind's effect on this is miniscule. I am tired of hearing about this. It is nothing more than one more monkeywrench on human progress. (not progressivism!!) Sucky part is my sons, intelligent men, believe in man-made glowball enwarmening. It was drilled into their heads.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

43 Ok, quick takes on the quick hits:

1) they need prettier models with bigger tits.

2) 1.2 million sq feet? Thats respectable size. I am assuming he turned off the sprinkler system.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

Who's gone out and horded toilet paper?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

44 36 I always refer my deeper science questions to tatted up, pink haired whores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (ndZc7)

Yeah, how carbon neutral are the excessive tattoos covering up how little daddy loved you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)
——

Or how MUCH daddy loved her …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 09, 2026 06:50 PM (PudHT)

45 PBS had some noseringed wench deliver some of their earth-science news. very hard to take seriously someone who looks like she'd rather be reviewing Spank Me, Stepdaddy! on BookTok.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

46 Take it in boys. Take it all in.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

All of it? We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)

47 Ontario, California? Really? That's the worst of two countries.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2026 06:51 PM (AlhUl)

48 Who's gone out and horded toilet paper?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

That much would last me until the heat death of the universe.

*insert 'my ex' joke here*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

49 I can't wait for danger hair colors, tattoos, drag queen man-face and nose rings to go out of style. Why is it taking so long?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 06:51 PM (Dv3i1)

50 The T stands for Tiberius.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 09, 2026 06:52 PM (0sNs1)

51 I guess you can trace back the "assimilation" into society as a benchmark of becoming a resident to when the US took off economically (essentially post WW 2).

It used to be a given that living here required assimilation. It was based on the motives for coming here. My relatives came here in 1756 on the Ship Rotterdam from Amsterdam due to religious persecution in Germany. They used to sit around at night learning English, and then ultimately pronunciation to lose the German accent. They WANTED to belong fully in the bastion of freedom and free thought.

Post WW2 that changed to a financial motivation and personal wealth and away from assimilating into society. Instead became all about a wealthy country offering personal opportunites (legal and illegal).

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)

52 And yet, and yet there is not an insignificant # of Horde who would hit it despite the the flashing DANGER signs in plain view.

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 06:52 PM (pDt9x)

53 That much would last me until the heat death of the universe.

*insert 'my ex' joke here*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

How big an ass are we talking here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:52 PM (dK+Kv)

54 Last pt of the day today. “Legally” a male with an intact uterus and ovaries with estrogen receptor positive breast cancer.

Killmenow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2026 06:52 PM (W2Pud)

55 Or how MUCH daddy loved her …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 09, 2026 06:50 PM (PudHT)

Fuck. Thats foul.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

56 Old, decrepit libs continue talking like absolute moronic children because they are so in love with the idea of "youth" -- an idea they can barely remember -- they make themselves deliberately flighty, frivolous, stupid, and irresponsible in hopes that someone will mistake this for "having a young mind."

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The Hippie "Me" Generation -- which has single-handedly brought The USA to the precipice of destruction (which we're one more rigged election away from now).

"Question Authority" and "81 Million Votes" my ass ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 06:53 PM (xJxHb)

57 48 Who's gone out and horded toilet paper?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

I only have about 8 months left in my zombie apocalypse stash.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b)

58 The best part about their stupid lie is telling people the earth is on fire but that "you" can do something about it.

Again. Not how it works.

What other scientific "facts" require your participation to make them happen or not?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

59 Who's gone out and horded toilet paper?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM

There's a difference between hoarded and horded.

I, myself, have definitely horded toilet paper, mostly by hoarding it, and refusing to give it to you ungrateful b*st*rds.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM (0sNs1)

60 I only have about 8 months left in my zombie apocalypse stash.
____

Zombies don't use toilet paper, I assume. More tp will become available as your neighbors become zombies.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM (Dv3i1)

61 Help me decipher the beginning of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+.

I get the second half is

"...2-Spirit Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans Queer Questioning Intersex Asexual (and more)," but what is MMIWG?

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 06:55 PM (Av6i5)

62 So , I take a minute to see what is going on, and ...did you guys see Trump's post disemboweling the Woke Reich ? Because, I did!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

63 Who's gone out and horded toilet paper?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:49 PM

Remember, two squares only!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 09, 2026 06:55 PM (ZEUbM)

64 Climate Change - boring
What other issues are boring to you?

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 06:55 PM (pDt9x)

65 Crazy People

They are everywhere

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2026 06:56 PM (vbXSk)

66 "you" can do something about it.

You can save electricity by buying efficient appliance and water by using low flow plumbing so data centers can have plenty of resources to make videos of cats swordfighting.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 06:56 PM (vFG9F)

67 64 Climate Change - boring
What other issues are boring to you?
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Currently? Whatever is coming out of the mouths of Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 06:56 PM (Dv3i1)

68 I have no more nor less rolls on hand than anytime in last 10 years

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2026 06:56 PM (Ia/+0)

69 Zombies don't use toilet paper, I assume. More tp will become available as your neighbors become zombies.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM (Dv3i1)

This. But it would be one of those things that after water, food and bullets might be the most desired.

Yeah, I'll put my marker down on that. Using anything else besides toilet paper sucks major ass. Maybe if you improvised a bidet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)

70 Why would anyone want to see this pyrsyn unclothed? Or clothed? Pick one, I don't want either.

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Second look at mandatory burkas for the mentally ill?

/"Mohammad, we're gonna need MOAR goat hair ..."

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (xJxHb)

71 MMIWG = "Men [who have sex with] Men, Injuns, Women and Gollums..."??

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

72 but what is MMIWG?

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 06:55 PM (Av6i5)

Right there with you.
The problem is, I don't care enough to look it up and find out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)

73 what is MMIWG
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Well it's probably not Marry Me, Intelligent White Guy

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H)

74 zombie - Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (F3Dlr)

75 What other scientific "facts" require your participation to make them happen or not?
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM

Hmmm. Good question.

Posted by: Werner Karl Heisenberg at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

76 64 Climate Change - boring
What other issues are boring to you?
Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 06:55 PM (pDt9x)

Newsoms wife

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh)

77 Hi zombie!!

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex individuals, highlighting the crisis of violence and discrimination faced by these groups in Canada. This term encompasses the ongoing issues related to the high rates of violence and murder against Indigenous women and gender-diverse people

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b)

78 Missing and Murdered Girls and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex and Asexual+ people.

Jeepers. Get on board.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

79 68 I have no more nor less rolls on hand than anytime in last 10 years
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2026 06:56 PM (Ia/+0)

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (pDt9x)

80 >>>Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

Why include the murdered ones?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)

81 Help me decipher the beginning of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+.

I get the second half is

"...2-Spirit Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans Queer Questioning Intersex Asexual (and more)," but what is MMIWG?
-
something murdered indigenous women and girls.

Apparently they found some not-white-men who were not already specifically listed and tacked them on at the beginning just to be confusing.

Posted by: Methos at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (vSvIl)

82 I like it because it rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)

83 Crazy People

They are everywhere
Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2026 06:56 PM

Things are proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (0sNs1)

84 Genocide is what happens when my genitals start acting up.

I mean, how many of those little guys never make it out the ball game?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Fbc0I)

85 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (F3Dlr)

Boy I bet the gays are thrilled to have the company

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (vE0+H)

86 22 Minor-Molesting Immigrants?
Posted by: This alphabet bullshit needs to go

By Jove I think you've got it.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Av6i5)

87 What other scientific "facts" require your participation to make them happen or not?
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

the arrival of the Mahdi

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

88
Since 5 am, the Temps here are up almost 50 degrees.

At this rate, we'll ALL be dead by Sunday.
Posted by: garrett

Hope the heat shield holds up this time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)

89 Toilet paper?? Luxury! We had to open a fire hydrant to spray our butts off!

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

90 too many acronyms..we need an ACRONYM commission...

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

91 80 >>>Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

Why include the murdered ones?
____

The alphabet people have sex with them, maybe?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Dv3i1)

92 Missing and Murdered Girls and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex and Asexual+ people.

Jeepers. Get on board.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

Wouldn't it be quicker to just say everyone but white straights?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (dK+Kv)

93 >>>Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

Why include the murdered ones?
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They don't want any voters feeling left out.

Posted by: Methos at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (vSvIl)

94 >>>Ontario, California? Really? That's the worst of two countries.

That's like the chocolate and peanut butter of failure.

Posted by: Max Power at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (q177U)

95 Gays: "I'm sorry but ummm we just like to fuck each other in the ass, so....."

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (vE0+H)

96 Genocide? Man, we really suck at genocide...because these queer-ass dipshits seem to be coming out of every dank corner now, and aren't shy about spouting their complete bullshit to anyone and everyone.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (XMwZJ)

97 >>Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

This shit is big up here in MT.

Apparently, they are tired of losing their young women to the predictable outcomes of Meth use.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (TLp3A)

98 If you work for an intel agency or with classified documents, you're going to be asked on your periodic polygraph, do you talk to reporters? Because it's not your job to talk to them.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (ci5JR)

99 They don't want any voters feeling left out.

Posted by: Methos at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (vSvIl)

Tread winna

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:01 PM (vE0+H)

100 What is a "two-spirit"? Is that some Native American made up stuff for being non binary?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2026 07:01 PM (IYIYn)

101 Wasn't this a Sam Kinnison routine?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

102 They're fighting for the rights of dead people (who have my sympathy) with a new acronym?

That'll solve the problem, fer shure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

103

EESWM

Everybody except straight white men

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Cqx++)

104 Afrika Bambaataa, 67, is mort.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

105 Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls
___

Who does the murdering? Other indigenous peoples? Or is it just implied that it is evil straight white males?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (Dv3i1)

106 >>What is a "two-spirit"? Is that some Native American made up stuff for being non binary?

Yes. They like to claim that Indigenous Peoples celebrated Trannies.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (TLp3A)

107 Video of this lunatic immigrant's rampage here.

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He was just off on his way to college this year and -- like F. Joe Sundowner -- had promised to cure cancer.

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (xJxHb)

108 And the whole "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls" is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (XMwZJ)

109 And the whole "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls" is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (XMwZJ)

The problem is indigenous.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:03 PM (dK+Kv)

110 the arrival of the Mahdi

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

Fuck me you people are on fire. I need to be here more evenings clearly

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:03 PM (vE0+H)

111 "What is a "two-spirit"?"

Schizo. At one time these were known as crazy people.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

112 This shit is big up here in MT.

Apparently, they are tired of losing their young women to the predictable outcomes of Meth use.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:00 PM (TLp3A)

Well who is murdering them?
Other indigenous?
Or is there some kind of way to blame this on straight white men?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

113 Two-Spirit people are Indigenous North Americans who embody both masculine and feminine spirits, holding unique social, cultural, and spiritual roles within their communities

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2026 07:04 PM (W2Pud)

114 Toilet paper?? Luxury! We had to open a fire hydrant to spray our butts off!
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

Objection! Improvised bidet. Plenty of water pressure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

115 69 Zombies don't use toilet paper, I assume. More tp will become available as your neighbors become zombies.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 06:54 PM (Dv3i1)

____________________________

Brain farts with zombies are quite literal. Because:

"BRAINS!!!! BRAINS!!!"

(rimshot)

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2026 07:04 PM (dIske)

116 74 zombie - Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls
Posted by: old chick

Seriously?

They DO realize, i assume, that 95% of 'Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women" were killed by their Indigenous boyfriends and husbands, right? That partner abuse on reservations is off the charts, and mostly unreported, but even what little is reported is at 10x the rate of abuse in white households?

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (Av6i5)

117 >>Well who is murdering them?
Other indigenous?
Or is there some kind of way to blame this on straight white men?

They get hooked on Meth.
They become Prostitutes.
They disappear.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (TLp3A)

118 1.2 million sq feet? Thats respectable size. I am assuming he turned off the sprinkler system.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

California doesn't have enough water for fire protection.
Pacific Palisades outside should have told you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)

119 I guess they do not need to watch cholesterol. Plus they are all on keto.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

120 113 Two-Spirit people are Indigenous North Americans who embody both masculine and feminine spirits, holding unique social, cultural, and spiritual roles within their communities
____

As in - can engage in threesomes where there is more than 1 dick present?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (Dv3i1)

121 >>They DO realize, i assume, that 95% of 'Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women" were killed by their Indigenous boyfriends and husbands, right?

A Culture that values women and children doesn't suffer this problem.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (TLp3A)

122 105 Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls
___

Who does the murdering? Other indigenous peoples? Or is it just implied that it is evil straight white males?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (Dv3i1)

________________________

More likely it's not happening at all, and it's just another grift like the non-existent mass graves.

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

123 "Two-Spirit people are Indigenous North Americans who embody both masculine and feminine spirits, holding unique social, cultural, and spiritual roles within their communities
Posted by: nurse ratched"

Like I said, crazy.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

124 >>> "What is a "two-spirit"?"

Fat lesbo, mostly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (dK+Kv)

125 They get hooked on Meth.
They become Prostitutes.
They disappear.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (TLp3A)

I remember about a decade or more ago there was the same story of a lot of women disappearing in Mexico that they gave the same amount of airtime.

They solved about the same amount of the cases, too, it seems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (6ydKt)

126 >> Two-Spirit people are Indigenous North Americans who embody both masculine and feminine spirits, holding unique social, cultural, and spiritual roles within their communities

Complete bullshit. They abused the Troons every bit as much as the women/girls.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (TLp3A)

127 Two Joints > Two Spirits

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

128 I lodged my displeasure with AI.

I find it deeply offesive that you left some letters out of your definition.

GPT-5 mini

You're right — I omitted letters.

MMIWG2S-LGBTQQIA: Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls, Two‑Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (Sco7b)

129 They get hooked on Meth.
They become Prostitutes.
They disappear.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (TLp3A)

In Garrett's trunk.

Posted by: The Narrator at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

130 77 Hi zombie!!

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex individuals, highlighting the crisis of violence and discrimination faced by these groups in Canada. This term encompasses the ongoing issues related to the high rates of violence and murder against Indigenous women and gender-diverse people
Posted by: Stateless

78 Missing and Murdered Girls and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex and Asexual+ people.

Jeepers. Get on board.
Posted by: nurse ratched

If they start including groups that aren't perverts in the acronym, there's there's no end to it. We're gonna need a bigger alphabet.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (Av6i5)

131 Would a "two-spirit" be a cocktail that contains two types of liquor?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

132 In Garrett's trunk.

Posted by: The Narrator at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (dK+Kv)

133 Saw Femcel Spiteful Mutants open for The Cramps at CBGB's in '00.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:07 PM (abIsI)

134 Russian weather girls stripping has been tested and seems to be effective at informing the viewing audience as to what weather they should expect. Also boobs. That's an important point.

However, nude lecturing on the vagaries of the progressive belief stack will not work.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2026 07:08 PM (3uBP9)

135 Stateless. I could have done without that link to the obese broad, especially since I just finished dinner. Ok, airline food, still dinner sort of. What a mess she, it is.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 09, 2026 07:08 PM (nF7ll)

136 Laura Ingram with her panties in wad about Dems cussing. Just now on Faux.

None of our supposed reps, or mouthpieces are worth a shit.

Burn it all down. All. Of. It.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)

137 However, nude lecturing on the vagaries of the progressive belief stack will not work.
____

Have they tried engaging the mute button?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Dv3i1)

138 I identify as Tri-sexual? I'll tri anything.

Posted by: Pawl at April 09, 2026 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

139 They DO realize, i assume, that 95% of 'Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women" were killed by their Indigenous boyfriends and husbands, right? That partner abuse on reservations is off the charts, and mostly unreported, but even what little is reported is at 10x the rate of abuse in white households?
Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (Av6i5)

It's Canada.

Our leaders bend over backwards and forwards for the natives out of guilt or something.

They're still looking for mass graves at residential schools.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Sco7b)

140 112 This shit is big up here in MT.

Apparently, they are tired of losing their young women to the predictable outcomes of Meth use.

Posted by: garrett
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Some states have Mexican drug cartels setting up on the Rez as it makes state prosecutions of their distro hubs more difficult. Rez politicians get paid off.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

141 80 >>>Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls

Why include the murdered ones?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)

Necrophiles need love too!

Posted by: Bring out your dead! IYKWIM at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (TbWk/)

142 However, nude lecturing on the vagaries of the progressive belief stack will not work.
____

Have they tried engaging the mute button?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Dv3i1)

They already claimed murder. Close enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (dK+Kv)

143 MMIWG2S-LGBTQQIA: I just call 'em alphabet people.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Uf9TE)

144 Me, Sid, and a pine cone. It's a date!

Posted by: Pawl at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

145 92 Missing and Murdered Girls and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex and Asexual+ people.

Jeepers. Get on board.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2026 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

Wouldn't it be quicker to just say everyone but white straights?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

And a new Era has dawned.

Henceforth, it shall be

EBCSWM

Everyone But Cisgender Straight White Men.

Boom. Done. No need to keep extending it.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Av6i5)

146 What is a "two-spirit"?

-
Holy or Satanic based on what they had for lunch?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

147 Well, I suppose "two spirit" sounds classier than
Indigiqueer which is another term listed on Wikipedia, although even "two spirit" was apparently first used in 1990. Very historic. Very.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (IYIYn)

148 >>Some states have Mexican drug cartels setting up on the Rez as it makes state prosecutions of their distro hubs more difficult.

Yeah - Cartels on the Reservations has been a big problem for well over a decade.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (TLp3A)

149 135 Stateless. I could have done without that link to the obese broad, especially since I just finished dinner. Ok, airline food, still dinner sort of. What a mess she, it is.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 09, 2026 07:08 PM (nF7ll)

Sorry.

We must be on ace's good side today. None of the links led there!!

I was shocked.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)

150 O'Donnell was likable and funny when she had her talk show, even if it was all an act.

But then the crazies grabbed her and she went insane.
Posted by: Stateless
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Larry (MSNOW) not Rosie and neither are Chris O'Donnell of the IT Crowd who is actually funny. At least in that show.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

151 >>I suppose "two spirit" sounds classier than
Indigiqueer which is another term listed on Wikipedia, although even "two spirit" was apparently first used in 1990.

Yep. This goes back that far. It's bullshit, of course. But, academics go deep for it.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (TLp3A)

152 The dumb bint pushing amnesty is back at it today.

Now she is arguing that, (and this is barely an exaggeration) because 7 people in Asia don't qualify for citizenship under her bill, it's not amnesty.

No really.
She's saying because amnesty is "no consequences or punishment of any sort for anyone" her bill isn't amnesty.

See, you stupids don't understand that just because it grants amnesty to most illegals doesn't make it an amnesty bill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (HXT0k)

153 Is Karim a muslim version of Karen?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (3uBP9)

154 They're still looking for mass graves at residential schools.
__

I get the impression that to dig up the location of the graves to prove their existence is against the law. And so is saying that there should be proof before billions of $'s are sent to the tribes as reparations.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (Dv3i1)

155 You need an id to return cans in CT.

------------

Eventually you'll need an id to use the can in CT.

/Smart Toilets is where the money is!

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:12 PM (TbhYO)

156

I work with a they/she. Usually pretty chill about everything, but you can certainly see the bully wanting to get out.

This person has a pastor father and was telling me, why, not sure, about he almost got his father fired or whatever happens to pastors. This person seemed happy about it.

Smart person, but off the rails. I imagine the hormones have something to do with it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 09, 2026 07:12 PM (et1vG)

157 >>>, "No Lives were Lost, No Man was Left Behind."

"That is, of course, the old school version of the idea, back when only men flew American military planes," O'Donnell informed us...
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Dip Shit O'Donnell doesn't know anything about mankind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:13 PM (ehsRc)

158 garret, yep. Some of the young women on the res have issues, often the men in their lives are the issue.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 09, 2026 07:13 PM (nF7ll)

159 "Two-spirit" implies there are only two "spirits". What about the other 55?

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

160 I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't flush that.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 07:13 PM (gKWVE)

161 152 The dumb bint pushing amnesty is back at it today.

Would this be the whore that Trump endorsed and Mike Johnson's vagina is too scared to shut up?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (abIsI)

162 Smart person, but off the rails. I imagine the hormones have something to do with it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 09, 2026 07:12 PM (et1vG)

Eyes in the back of your head, and always have an exit when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

163 >>Some of the young women on the res have issues, often the men in their lives are the issue.

Abuse at home is almost always the common denominator.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (TLp3A)

164 Yeah, I'll put my marker down on that. Using anything else besides toilet paper sucks major ass. Maybe if you improvised a bidet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My emergency backup is a five gallon bucket, water, and a sponge (or other small animal).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

165 Ace: Boy immigrants sure do add a lot to our economy and culture.

Me: I sure as hell hope I did! I worked my ass off and signed up my boys for baseball. What more do you want!??

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (xbK8l)

166 100 What is a "two-spirit"? Is that some Native American made up stuff for being non binary?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

"Two-Spirit" is a made-up term for "flamboyant injun."

Someone claimed that this was an actual term in some Indian language, to refer to, basically, gay Indians -- but it was later discovered that it's all bullshit, that it's a modern fabricated term.

No matter. They still use it anyway.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:15 PM (Av6i5)

167 Yes. They like to claim that Indigenous Peoples celebrated Trannies.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:02 PM (TLp3A) .
That moral high ground thing again.

I swear I wish for two seconds we could all wake up in 1998 and observe the Left slate the right daily for giving a shit about so-called morality because it's all subjective man and keep your laws out of my uterus and fuck you and your rules.

And now we get lectured about what is morally right and what is wrong every fucking day. Except they are satanists of course.

One day. I just fucking wish.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)

168 And the whole "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls" is complete bullshit.
Posted by: Angzarr

Manitoba, especially Winnipeg, has had significant native women missing/murdered over the years and native women only account for 5% of the female population.

The ridiculous government alphabet label only serves to ridicule a legitimate problem in Canada.

Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 07:15 PM (F3Dlr)

169 Larry (MSNOW) not Rosie and neither are Chris O'Donnell of the IT Crowd who is actually funny. At least in that show.
Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)
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Uh, I think you are confusing Chris "Roy" O'Dowd (IT Crowd) with Chris "Batman and Robin" O'Donnell

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2026 07:15 PM (ESVrU)

170 I suppose "two spirit" sounds classier than
Indigiqueer which is another term listed on Wikipedia, although even "two spirit" was apparently first used in 1990.

-
Why not Sashaying Buffalo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:16 PM (ndZc7)

171 164 Yeah, I'll put my marker down on that. Using anything else besides toilet paper sucks major ass. Maybe if you improvised a bidet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My emergency backup is a five gallon bucket, water, and a sponge (or other small animal).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

Is your First! choice Sponge!!?

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2026 07:16 PM (pDt9x)

172 Is there a way to make money investigating and documenting fraud? Or is that just for white-collar crime divisions of police and prosecutors? I'm underemployed (with a B.A. in math) and itching to go back to school and start a new career; I was looking at something like Business Information Systems, but I'm flexible.

Posted by: SciVo at April 09, 2026 07:16 PM (Sy6m/)

173 My emergency backup is a five gallon bucket, water, and a sponge (or other small animal).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

Huh. Going the Roman route, huh? Same sponge for your family? How do you know who used which sponge?

Posted by: The Narrator at April 09, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

174 ***this pyrsyn unclothed?
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She looks diseased. Being in the same room would be hazardous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:16 PM (ehsRc)

175 >>>Well who is murdering them?
Other indigenous?

>What percentage is family?

Not many employment opportunities in these death-camp shitholes. How would you feel about your 30 year old single, methhead daughter or niece living with you with 2 kids?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 09, 2026 07:17 PM (Fbc0I)

176 Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Av6i5)

Spoiler: They're eventually just gonna abbreviate it to a single agreed upon letter for ease.

And then it will start again.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H)

177 What does Chamel care? He's learned to wipe his ass with his bare left hand.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

178 172 Is there a way to make money investigating and documenting fraud? Or is that just for white-collar crime divisions of police and prosecutors? I'm underemployed (with a B.A. in math) and itching to go back to school and start a new career; I was looking at something like Business Information Systems, but I'm flexible.
Posted by: SciVo
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Dunno about the mechanics but under the False Claims Act, you can indeed get a chunk of change after the whole thing gets prosecuted/civil suit to recover money. I think Treasury Dept is where you would go to look for the specifics.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

179 I get the impression that to dig up the location of the graves to prove their existence is against the law. And so is saying that there should be proof before billions of $'s are sent to the tribes as reparations.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2026 07:11 PM (Dv3i1)

California, Zelemsky, US politicians would be impressed at the money to get indoor plumbing sent which never results in indoor plumbing...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:18 PM (Sco7b)

180 It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy crap!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at April 09, 2026 07:18 PM (Q+gd/)

181 The ridiculous government alphabet label only serves to ridicule a legitimate problem in Canada.
Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 07:15 PM (F3Dlr)
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Wait, whut?

Posted by: MAID at April 09, 2026 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

182 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

183 “MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”

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I'm still waiting for them to add the "-PEDO" suffix.

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:19 PM (TbhYO)

184 Uh, I think you are confusing Chris "Roy" O'Dowd (IT Crowd) with Chris "Batman and Robin" O'Donnell
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You are correct. Chris O'Dowd and Chris O'Donnell are separate people--Brit actor and American film actor.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)

185 Spoiler: They're eventually just gonna abbreviate it to a single agreed upon letter for ease.

-
Or maybe WTF.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)

186 Crazy people, they are everywhere.

I blame reality shows.

Posted by: Case at April 09, 2026 07:19 PM (pvf3X)

187 I'm still waiting for them to add the "-PEDO" suffix.

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:19 PM (TbhYO)

I think you mean prefix

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)

188 >>>89 Toilet paper?? Luxury! We had to open a fire hydrant to spray our butts off!

how I used to pray for a fire hydrant. The closest I had was a canister of lye my pa used to spray me with because he said chemical burns build character.

Posted by: ace at April 09, 2026 07:20 PM (1wjle)

189 single agreed upon letter for ease.
_-_
Tempted to use "it" for shorthand.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Uf9TE)

190 The ridiculous government alphabet label only serves to ridicule a legitimate problem in Canada.
Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 07:15 PM (F3Dlr)

It IS a problem.

But not actually pointing fingers doesn't solve anything. Some cultures simply suck and should be told that until they reform...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Sco7b)

191 -
Why not Sashaying Buffalo?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:16 PM (ndZc7)
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Wasn't that the name of that character in Little Big Man?

(I dunno, I turned it off after he first appeared.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2026 07:21 PM (LxER7)

192 how I used to pray for a fire hydrant. The closest I had was a canister of lye my pa used to spray me with because he said chemical burns build character.
Posted by: ace at April 09, 2026 07:20 PM (1wjle)

A burned asshole.

You and Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

193 Stressed Gen Z is carrying around "anxiety bags" with tools to calm their nerves.

https://tinyurl.com/5hd3kt53

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)

194 >>But not actually pointing fingers doesn't solve anything. Some cultures simply suck and should be told that until they reform.

The entire Indigenous Peoples scam needs to end.

Tear up the Treaties. Force the Tribes to incorporate their lands into the Union.

Their 'cultures' were never worth saving to begin with.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (TLp3A)

195 even "two spirit" was apparently first used in 1990. Very historic. Very.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yeah, they at first tried to claim it was an ancient pre-Columbian Native American word, proving that they have always honored and accepted "queer" tribesmembers -- until actual researchers pointed out that there is ZERO record of there ever being such a term, until the activists just made it up out of thin air in 1990. Even more laughably, it was a WHITE activist who made up the term.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (Av6i5)

196 Stressed Gen Z is carrying around "anxiety bags" with tools to calm their nerves.

https://tinyurl.com/5hd3kt53

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)

Tools? I am guessing it's drugs. And their cell phones. And a charger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

197 If I was Gen Z I'd be pretty fucking stressed too

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:24 PM (vE0+H)

198 >> >> . 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim
--

At the sound of the klaxon run for your life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:24 PM (ehsRc)

199 If ace is hanging around, here the picture of one of the Canadian hotties from smalldeadanimals.

Punishment thread material linking to X...

https://tinyurl.com/49a2zfyh

I have to check in the animals.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (Sco7b)

200 @168 -- Yeah, I know. But it's bullshit because they're implying that this is a "Canadian" problem (i.e., white heterosexual male Canadian problem), instead of what it really is: a problem within the indigenous population itself.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (XMwZJ)

201 Lots of Native women go missing every year, and every year, it turns out to be the fault of Native men.

There is a "vibrant" culture of incest among Natives, too.

So maybe fix your "rich cultural history" before blaming whitey for every ill.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (DwqWV)

202 Bitch!

CNBC
@CNBC
USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins sent Easter email to staff touting 'Jesus' and 'God'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (ndZc7)

203 Tools? I am guessing it's drugs. And their cell phones. And a charger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I'm saying dildos.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (abIsI)

204 "The closest I had was a canister of lye my pa used to spray me with because he said chemical burns build character.
Posted by: ace "

Your Pa was a wise man. Look how well you turned out.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

205 Is there a way to make money investigating and documenting fraud?
Posted by: SciVo
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I'm just a librarian but I think there'd be more money in committing fraud. But you'd have to become a Democrat.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (MSrAy)

206
Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Av6i5)

Spoiler: They're eventually just gonna abbreviate it to a single agreed upon letter for ease.

And then it will start again.
Posted by: ...

Maybe some made up symbol like what Prince used.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

207 Come to think of it we all have our own little lgbwhatever abbreviation next to our comments.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (vE0+H)

208 Stressed Gen Z is carrying around "anxiety bags" with tools to calm their nerves.

https://tinyurl.com/5hd3kt53

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)

These people are going to make great sandbags in the burning times.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (dK+Kv)

209 The sons of the prophet were valiant and bold,
And quite unaccustomed to fear.
But among the most reckless,
Or so I've been told,
Was Abdul the somethings Emir.
-Lore, ST:TNG

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

210 Maybe some made up symbol like what Prince used.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

Or one that historically meant "peace".......

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:26 PM (vE0+H)

211 These people are going to make great sandbags in the burning times.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:25 PM (dK+Kv)

We'll never run out of cell phone chargers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

212 No really.
She's saying because amnesty is "no consequences or punishment of any sort for anyone" her bill isn't amnesty.

See, you stupids don't understand that just because it grants amnesty to most illegals doesn't make it an amnesty bill.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Salazar stepped on a radioactive land mine but was too stupid to realize it. Typical reaction from a bubble person that was not involved in writing her own bill.

Watch for GOP co-sponsors to start melting away in 3-2-1 (easy to remove your name).

This was an op to demoralize the base voters just like Lindsay Graham tried a similar stunt in 2022 by energizing Dem voters on abortion.

I suspect though this may be the end of the career for some of these assholes, if not this election, then later. Dunn has terminal illness and Bacon is retiring. No courage there.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:27 PM (E4rtv)

213 vE0+H
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I am Very Entertaining Ontologically Plus Hot

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:28 PM (vE0+H)

214 Shadi Hamid, A Case Against Assimilation-
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Shadi you are right as rain. It's time for you and your kind to get out while the getting's good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:28 PM (ehsRc)

215 Why would anyone want to see this pyrsyn unclothed? Or clothed? Pick one, I don't want either.

Second look at abayas?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2026 07:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

216 They DO realize, i assume, that 95% of 'Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women" were killed by their Indigenous boyfriends and husbands, right? That partner abuse on reservations is off the charts, and mostly unreported, but even what little is reported is at 10x the rate of abuse in white households?
Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2026 07:05 PM (Av6i5)

No it's all those darn Catholic missions, with mass graves of thousands of First Nations kids buried under their sanctuaries but are covering it all up so there's no proof!

Posted by: Those pesky murderous church schools at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (TbWk/)

217 I've been feeling a bit down so came up with some new affirmations.

Posted by: fd - Keep my affirmations out of yo mouf at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

218 Messenger bag >> Anxiety bag

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (abIsI)

219 Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:27 PM (E4rtv)

This would seem to be the equivalent of the retirement op from 2018 that I was predicting a replay of, to make sure R's can't retain the House. Let's see what other hands these puppets have up their sphincter

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)

220 Lawrence O'Donnell has a long history of threatening to beat people up. He threatened to beat up Mitt Romney's son. I've even seen a picture of him shaking his fist at a small woman.

So here's my offer: since Fag O'Donnell hates Pete Hegseth so much, I propose that he should go kick his ass.

What's that, Fag O'Donnell? You don't want to? Why not?

Could it be that you know damned well that he'd break you in half? That you'll only fight rich Mormon boys or petite girls?

If Pete Hegseth ever got in your face, you'd run away even faster than you ran away from the draft in Vietnam.

Truth be told... your own wife doesn't even think you measure up. She'd rather fuck Pete Hegseth than you.

If your wife was in an elevator with Pete Hegseth, she'd try to rape him.

You are nothing but a cowardly worm.

Please, please bring on that commie revolution you little pansies are always threatening. I give you about three hours before we end you, you little faggot bitch.

Posted by: Ken at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (z+3ZO)

221 “MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”
---

You know, there may actually be a third sex.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (ehsRc)

222 Is there a way to make money investigating and documenting fraud?
Posted by: SciVo

I seem to recall, probably wrongly, there's a 10% reward/bounty on recovered federal taxes.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2026 07:30 PM (Q+gd/)

223 Messenger bag >> Anxiety bag
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (abIsI)

But still, sadly, just as gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

224 Whew, made it through the content. Couldn't have taken much more. I'm getting a drink don't care what time it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:31 PM (ehsRc)

225 158 garret, yep. Some of the young women on the res have issues, often the men in their lives are the issue.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 09, 2026 07:13 PM (nF7ll)

There's also a large overlap with raging alcohol and drug abuse.

Posted by: Firewater really is not a joke at April 09, 2026 07:31 PM (TbWk/)

226 If the civil war is going to happen, I'd like it to be before I need adult diapers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

227 Messenger bag >> Anxiety bag
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Range bag > all other bags

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2026 07:31 PM (MSrAy)

228 SciVo,

Here is what you want. False Claims Act (Qui Tam): Allows private individuals to sue on behalf of the government, with the largest known reward totaling $266 million.

https://www.justice.gov/civil/false-claims-act

"In addition to allowing the United States to pursue perpetrators of fraud on its own, the FCA allows private citizens to file suits on behalf of the government (called “qui tam” suits) against those who have defrauded the government. Private citizens who successfully bring qui tam actions may receive a portion of the government’s recovery. Many Fraud Section investigations and lawsuits arise from such qui tam actions."

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)

229 "You know, there may actually be a third sex."

Is that anything like Second Breakfast?

Posted by: Horny Hobbit at April 09, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

230 There was a time in this country you had to go to a carnival and pay to see the tattooed man or woman who were covered with them. Now it's just a walk in the park and free.

Posted by: Case at April 09, 2026 07:32 PM (pvf3X)

231 Maybe some made up symbol like what Prince used.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

And pronounced "the Perverts Formerly Known As MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:33 PM (ndZc7)

232 Uh... NASA satellite data shows that Worldwide temps have DROPPED the last 2 years.... down .3 C....

So.... flat out cur dawg lie.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2026 07:33 PM (mP0Kj)

233 Lawrence O'Donnel is a piece of sh!t that walks and spews.

If I see him getting the snot kicked out, I'll keep walking. He's not worth it, to use his own 'logic.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

234 careless whisper in nihongo
youtu.be/_jsEs1NBrUY

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

235 Range bag > all other bags
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2026 07:31 PM

There is iron in the words of screaming in digital for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bears at April 09, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

236 Just left the going away party of a co-worker.

And true to my word, I did not have any tequila.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2026 07:34 PM (4eZlb)

237 My stool could get a PhD in Education.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (3lCvD)

238 Yeah, I know. But it's bullshit because they're implying that this is a "Canadian" problem (i.e., white heterosexual male Canadian problem), instead of what it really is: a problem within the indigenous population itself.
Posted by: Angzarr

I mostly agree it is a problem within the indigenous pop in Manitoba (I won't speak for all of Canada). There are areas in Winnipeg that the northern natives relocate to in Winnipeg that definitely contribute to the murder stats simply by recreating the reservation problems that they are trying to escape.
But, there is a prejudice and a less worthy attitude against the entire native population regardless how hard some try to assimilate.

Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (F3Dlr)

239 MMIWG = Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls.

So being kidnapped or murdered now makes you part of the gay community if you are a female Indian.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (aUxYo)

240 208 Stressed Gen Z is carrying around "anxiety bags" with tools to calm their nerves.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI

They should just keep the vibrators or sleeves in their purses.
Both genders.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)

241 And true to my word, I did not have any tequila.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2026 07:34 PM

Narrator: Which is not to say he didn't consume any racemic ethanol-laced liquids.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

242 So being kidnapped or murdered now makes you part of the gay community if you are a female Indian.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (aUxYo)

You will be murdered and then assimilated, apparently

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:36 PM (vE0+H)

243 I'm still waiting for them to add the "-PEDO" suffix.

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:19 PM (TbhYO)

I think you mean prefix

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)

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Touché!

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:36 PM (TbhYO)

244 There was a time in this country you had to go to a carnival and pay to see the tattooed man or woman who were covered with them. Now it's just a walk in the park and free.
Posted by: Case at April 09, 2026 07:32 PM (pvf3X)
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I've parked cars at our local county fair a few times.

It's amazing how many patrons could be mistaken for the side show freaks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2026 07:36 PM (ESVrU)

245 236 Just left the going away party of a co-worker.

And true to my word, I did not have any tequila.
_-_
I had that problem once, but, fortunately my friends happened to have extra.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 09, 2026 07:36 PM (Uf9TE)

246 *cough*

--------
EESW. Short, but accurate:

Everyone
Except
Straight
Whites
Posted by: JQ at April 09, 2026 02:37 PM
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*cough*

Posted by: JQ at April 09, 2026 07:37 PM (rdVOm)

247 LMAO...that dude who burned the paper factory in Ontario California. He's griping about low wages. Check out the original meaning of his surname:

Abdulkarim ---the name is derived from the Arabic words ‘abd (servant/slave) and al-Karīm (the Most Generous/Noble).

He was born for low wages it seems.

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2026 07:37 PM (dIske)

248 222 Is there a way to make money investigating and documenting fraud?
Posted by: SciVo

Private citizens can bring qui tam actions under the False Claims Act and get a cut of the recovery. There is a fairly active portion of the legal bar that practices specifically in this area. You could find a way to act as a consultant in the review of claims and other records in connection with such actions, though I wonder how much of this has become automated.

Posted by: Spitballing at April 09, 2026 07:37 PM (TbWk/)

249 WTF happened to Canada? It used to be slightly to the left of the US. Then about 20 years ago it went full communist. Its nuts.

Posted by: Heroq at April 09, 2026 07:37 PM (z0fc5)

250 So being kidnapped or murdered now makes you part of the gay community if you are a female Indian.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (aUxYo)

You will be murdered and then assimilated, apparently

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:36 PM (vE0+H)

--------------

Old & Busted: The Borg.
New Hotness: The Morg(ue).

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2026 07:37 PM (TbhYO)

251 This would seem to be the equivalent of the retirement op from 2018 that I was predicting a replay of, to make sure R's can't retain the House. Let's see what other hands these puppets have up their sphincter
Posted by: ...

Yep, except these dinosaurs don't know that the world has changed. The insider hiding the bill doesn't work anymore and the Chamber of Commerce donors are getting upset with failure theater on amnesty and open borders. Hurting various interest groups (institutional owners of rental properties, the cheap labor small business owners, the developers, and other places that depend on cheap low skilled immigrants). Dems want it for obvious reasons--fraud, more tax and spend, clients for the welfare state, etc. GOPe types lie about it trying to cast it as a repugnant Christian duty to bring in Muzzies to kill us and for others to bankrupt us.

Look for the ties in donations and jobs for their spouses and families. I suspect Data Republican is doing just that as we speak.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv)

252 Has the Climate Crisis actually done anything yet or is it still Five Years Away?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:38 PM (vE0+H)

253 (((Harry Enten)))
@ForecasterEnten
The America people really don't care for Melania Trump.
She's at her lowest net approval ever (-12 pts). She's the most unpopular first lady at this point in either term 2 or a presidency.
And despite a strong open, her doc was a bomb unless Amazon makes up a lot in streaming.

-
Well, she's no Mooch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 09, 2026 07:38 PM (ndZc7)

254 Top story on Brave news feed:

Nikki Glaser confesses she 'kinda likes it' when her boyfriend hooks up with other women

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:38 PM (ehsRc)

255 I can't tell if I'm in a good mood or if you people are extra funny tonight. It must be the extra funny thing. Also bye

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:38 PM (vE0+H)

256 @241

>>Which is not to say he didn't consume any racemic ethanol-laced liquids.

Oh I did, but as we all know, when the tequila comes out, the party goes to a whole other level, and I have to work tomorrow, for certain values of work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2026 07:39 PM (4eZlb)

257 May I remind you that AtC herself has experienced height-challenged phobia on this very site.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

258 Nikki Glaser confesses she 'kinda likes it' when her boyfriend hooks up with other women

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 07:38 PM (ehsRc)

Bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

259 So being kidnapped or murdered now makes you part of the gay community if you are a female Indian.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (aUxYo)

They are all equally victimized by the white, hetero patriarchy, you see.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2026 07:39 PM (dK+Kv)

260 196 Stressed Gen Z is carrying around "anxiety bags" with tools to calm their nerves.

https://tinyurl.com/5hd3kt53

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)

Tools? I am guessing it's drugs. And their cell phones. And a charger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

I almost talked my Old Family Doctor (knew him for 40 years) to write me a prescription or note so I could have an Emotional Support... gun...

Because I feel so much more calm and safe when I have little Gun Gun around...

He later told me he actually considered it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2026 07:40 PM (mP0Kj)

261 249 WTF happened to Canada? It used to be slightly to the left of the US. Then about 20 years ago it went full communist. Its nuts.
Posted by: Heroq

Massive immigration from third world shitholes. Chicoms, Indians (dot), and Muzzies from around the world. Same as Ireland and the rest of the West. It is no accident, it is intentional that all these governments pivoted to bring in these as population replacement schemes. And that is regardless of party. GWB was just as gung ho as Merkel in bringing in people from the Religion of Peace inside the US.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)

262 >>WTF happened to Canada? It used to be slightly to the left of the US. Then about 20 years ago it went full communist. Its nuts.

You might want to go back and look at the Group Participation in Governance.

Over that 20-30 years, I am guessing you will see insane growth in the participation of Women, Minorities and (Out) Homosexuals.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:40 PM (TLp3A)

263 Most likely if it was a female aircrew he still would have said "guy" you don't want the goat fuckers even more excited over getting their hands on an American..
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2026 06:39 PM (YwEeS)

I think in the nuke bombing mission he did credit all the "guys" who did the mission then also mentioned the female aircrew present on the mission.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM (8avO+)

264 249 WTF happened to Canada? It used to be slightly to the left of the US. Then about 20 years ago it went full communist. Its nuts.
Posted by: Heroq

Burger King buying Tim Horton's was the final break from reality?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM (abIsI)

265 Nikki Glaser confesses she 'kinda likes it' when her boyfriend hooks up with other women
Posted by: Braenyard

I can think of some drawbacks.

Posted by: Melinda "Flamin' Cooter" Gates at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

266 257 May I remind you that AtC herself has experienced height-challenged phobia on this very site.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

/clears throat...

Uh.... there is no FEAR of height here with the Ettes...

Fear of Shivs? valid...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM (mP0Kj)

267 Why would anyone want to see this pyrsyn unclothed?
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I can smell her carbon footprint through my monitor.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM (BGygK)

268 Largest cause of violent death to Indian women? Indian men. Nothing else even comes close.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM (utfVc)

269 >>May I remind you that AtC herself has experienced height-challenged phobia on this very site.

In our defense, getting stabbed in your lower extremities hurts.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:42 PM (TLp3A)

270 NOODIE CAFE IS OPEN

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)

271 You might want to go back and look at the Group Participation in Governance.

Over that 20-30 years, I am guessing you will see insane growth in the participation of Women, Minorities and (Out) Homosexuals.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:40 PM (TLp3A)

There was a time a government job was done by older people for low pay. Necessary but not terribly difficult.

At least that's what I believed....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 07:42 PM (Sco7b)

272 O'Donnell's just doing his job: being outraged from the Left. He has to put out a product nightly, like a night janitor who makes sure all the washrooms have toilet tissue.

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2026 07:43 PM (ZxPkt)

273 Bullshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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People that get plowed or plow enough people never pair bond properly eventually viewing genitals as essentially community property.

And I suspect that causes some people to become natural deviants enjoying the ride to hell in some cases once the notch count starts hitting double digits. Ordinary sex with one person becomes boring to them which means they essentially can't really pair bond. Smart ones like that avoid marriage. None of this applies to male gays as monogamy is simply not something that most of them even want in a marriage or relationship.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)

274 Hey, the Canadian link. If that's the one I saw this morning, again, I'd spend all day eating that woman.

Because of her width, heft and physical difficulty not actual desire.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

"It" is lucky Captain Ahab ain't around any more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 07:44 PM (utfVc)

275 Interesting fact: Indian(dot) women are the most likely to cheat on their spouse.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2026 07:44 PM (abIsI)

276 Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:27 PM (E4rtv)

This would seem to be the equivalent of the retirement op from 2018 that I was predicting a replay of, to make sure R's can't retain the House. Let's see what other hands these puppets have up their sphincter
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)

They won't play that again - Trump would just name MAGA candidates to replace them and not look back. He's in charge of all that now.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2026 07:45 PM (8avO+)

277 One thing you can be assured of, is when wildfire season hits this summer, it isn't going to be the rez indians burning the country down, it'll be foreign nationals.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 09, 2026 07:45 PM (Fbc0I)

278 Nood. Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

279 Posted by: Melinda "Flamin' Cooter" Gates at April 09, 2026 07:41 PM

Definitely sock of the day.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2026 07:46 PM (aUxYo)

280 One thing you can be assured of, is when wildfire season hits this summer, it isn't going to be the rez indians burning the country down, it'll be foreign nationals.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 09, 2026 07:45 PM (Fbc0I)

Already have been lots of Antifa and leftist arson on the west coast these last 10 years or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

281 WTF happened to Canada? It used to be slightly to the left of the US. Then about 20 years ago it went full communist. Its nuts.
Posted by: Heroq

Whig and Garrett, 261 and 262, spot on.
Take note of things like MAID and dual national languages and government paid healthcare and endless immigration leading to white minorities and .... it has been sowing the seeds here and ignored by many.

Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 07:48 PM (F3Dlr)

282

February 8, 2022
Press Release
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, Congresswoman Maria Elvira Salazar (FL-27) and group of her Republican House colleagues introduced the long-awaited Dignity Act, a complete immigration reform bill consisting of 3 core principles: stopping illegal immigration, providing a dignified solution for immigrants living in America, and strengthening the American workforce and economy.

https://tinyurl.com/bda5we9j

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

283 Something seems very strange about that warehouse fire. A $150M warehouse packed floor to ceiling with flammable products, but apparently no fire suppression system?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (PudHT)

I wouldn't call pallets of bum wad "flammable". "Combustible"? For sure, but it's going to take an accelerant to get it started.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 07:48 PM (utfVc)

284 >>One thing you can be assured of, is when wildfire season hits this summer, it isn't going to be the rez indians burning the country down, it'll be foreign nationals.

Lotta Natives working Fire Crews busted out here for starting fires close to home.
Can't tell you the raw numbers, but over 40+ years of living out West, I can't count the number of times I have seen it happen.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2026 07:49 PM (TLp3A)

285 Is it true that Mayor Zoloft of NYC is banning the public from Times Square on July 4th?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2026 07:49 PM (2GVsD)

286 They won't play that again - Trump would just name MAGA candidates to replace them and not look back. He's in charge of all that now.
Posted by: Oldcat

Over thirty GOP are retiring already and about twenty or so DEMs. This is a more subtle action trying to link voting GOP with amnesty so to blackpill any base voters. Problem is that not voting GOP is not going to stop Dems from ramming through amnesty or trying to stop deportations BAMN. So the knee jerk reaction is the wrong one, it is best, like the Count of Monte Cristo to plan our revenge in cold, calculated fashion. E.g. primarying them and turning those 20 GOPe members names into shit online in social media.

Curiously, the bigs at social media don't care if GOP rips GOPe new assholes as they despise all of us anyway.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:51 PM (E4rtv)

287 283 Something seems very strange about that warehouse fire. A $150M warehouse packed floor to ceiling with flammable products, but apparently no fire suppression system?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 09, 2026 06:46 PM (PudHT)

I wouldn't call pallets of bum wad "flammable". "Combustible"? For sure, but it's going to take an accelerant to get it started.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I think the asshole actually uploaded a video online but that could be AI or a video from somewhere else and some other time. See KTLA 5 for footage.

https://tinyurl.com/Paper-Product-Fire-KTLA-5

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

288 affirm, Ace, let's tally all that up, all of it, every f*ing nickel of it

then prorate it by (illegal) residence time, divide by however million of them remain, and stick the bill for their share in their pocket on the way to the plane.
if we ever see your sh** in this country again, payable in full, on the spot.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 09, 2026 07:55 PM (MIIRH)

289 MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex individuals, highlighting the crisis of violence and discrimination faced by these groups in Canada. This term encompasses the ongoing issues related to the high rates of violence and murder ~~against~~ among Indigenous women and gender-diverse people
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 09, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b)

Corrected to reflect the truth on the ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 07:56 PM (utfVc)

290 Whig and Garrett, 261 and 262, spot on.
Take note of things like MAID and dual national languages and government paid healthcare and endless immigration leading to white minorities and .... it has been sowing the seeds here and ignored by many.
Posted by: old chick
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Sorrow you have to live through it. Same shit is happening across the globe. The whole MAID concept came from Belgium where they have been even killing depressed teens or in Spain where they sped that poor rape victim to the grave. Moloch worshippers dancing for death.

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:57 PM (E4rtv)

291 228 SciVo,

Here is what you want. False Claims Act (Qui Tam): Allows private individuals to sue on behalf of the government, with the largest known reward totaling $266 million.

https://www.justice.gov/civil/false-claims-act

Posted by: whig at April 09, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)

Thank you whig et alia! I have a direction for further research now.

Posted by: SciVo at April 09, 2026 08:01 PM (Sy6m/)

292 This person has a pastor father and was telling me, why, not sure, about he almost got his father fired or whatever happens to pastors. This person seemed happy about it.

Smart person, but off the rails. I imagine the hormones have something to do with it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 09, 2026 07:12 PM (et1vG)

Maybe you should shoot it now, before it gets hold of a gun, and murders a bunch of innocents?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 08:04 PM (utfVc)

293 But, there is a prejudice and a less worthy attitude against the entire native population regardless how hard some try to assimilate.
Posted by: old chick at April 09, 2026 07:35 PM (F3Dlr)

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2026 08:13 PM (utfVc)

294 Unofficial Trump on X@trump_repost . 15m

An Illegal Alien Criminal from Haiti, who was released into our Country by the WORST President in History, Crooked Joe Biden, and the Radical Democrats in Congress, just beat an innocent woman to death with a hammer at a gas station in Florida.
...
Please say a prayer for this innocent woman's family. We will ensure quick and severe JUSTICE is served in this case! I don't recommend you watch this tape, because it is so terrible

https://tinyurl.com/4ksdjz47

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 08:22 PM (ehsRc)

295 My friend, Congresswoman Elise Stefanik, of New York, has written a new book, "POISONED IVIES: The Inside Account of the Academic and Moral Rot at America's Elite Universities."

There is nobody more qualified to speak on this important subject than Elise, who totally exposed the Crooked Former Presidents of Harvard, UPenn, and MIT, in a Congressional Hearing that was seen and heard around the World. Elise is strong, smart, and tough.

Order her book today
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Don't know what's going on with these two.
Politically it seems he's doing her no favors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 08:24 PM (ehsRc)

296 The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded.

Well, no. That would be a lie. So everything that follows is unbelievable. So, shut up.

Posted by: GWB at April 09, 2026 08:26 PM (wm3Sw)

297 a little levity

@trump_repost . 3h

I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 08:27 PM (ehsRc)

298 294 Unofficial Trump on X@trump_repost . 15m

An Illegal Alien Criminal from Haiti, who was released into our Country by the WORST President in History, Crooked Joe Biden, and the Radical Democrats in Congress, just beat an innocent woman to death with a hammer at a gas station in Florida....
Please say a prayer for this innocent woman's family. We will ensure quick and severe JUSTICE is served in this case! I don't recommend you watch this tape, because it is so terrible

https://tinyurl.com/4ksdjz47

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2026 08:22 PM (ehsRc)
I can't say what needs to be said. Not now.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2026 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

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