Buzzfeed: "Blue Flags" Women Should Look for to Let Them Know a Man Is Acceptably Liberal

But... would this liberal man actually be interested in dating a woman, I wonder?

Women Are Sharing How To Detect Whether A Man Is Actually Liberal From A Mile Away, And You're Gonna Want To Take Notes
Do yourself a favor and bookmark this one for future reference.

Done and done! And I mean done.

Posted on Mar 27, 2026

In 2026, political views are a major indicator of compatibility in dating. But most people aren't exactly disclosing this information on a first date, which means you're often left decoding subtle cues to gauge which side of the aisle someone's on.
This detective work can be exhausting, so we asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share the telltale signs that a man is liberal.

They mean they were lazy and had no ideas so they asked their commenters to write a post for them. I have to start doing that. I did it a couple of times, years and years ago.

Here are the real bangers of advice women give to other women to deliberately sabotage them and keep them from being sexual competition or attracting any mate at all:

1. "He's definitely left-leaning if he's not afraid of the word tampons."
--Anonymous, 45, Female, Chicago
2. "If a man supports LGBTQIA+ rights. Even better, if he can say another man is hot without fearing people will think he's gay."
--Anonymous, 55, Female, Philadelphia

Right off the bat, they're telling you their ideal male mate is a gay man who is also looking for the ideal male mate. The second one says that she wants her man to go out of his way to signal that he's actually gay.

There are a lot of eligible men who do that. They are all gay.

3. "He doesn't ask for a body count within the first few dates. Any conservative or Trump supporter I've gone on a date with would ask, without fail, within the first few dates -- usually on the first date."
--Anonymous, Female, Florida

I want a man who doesn't care how many dozens of men have been inside men.

Oh I've got just the ticket -- have you considered a gay man?

5. "The biggest blue flag is if he's in therapy and is comfortable working through his issues and trauma with professionals."
--Anonymous, 48, Female, Ohio

I mean... at this point, I would usually start making up my own joke entries, but I don't have to.

Here's another one pining for a gay man:

6. "If he's excited to use toys in bed because it'll help YOU finish. Toys are not his competition! If he's excited for whatever gets you off, that screams 'feminist who cares about his partner's pleasure and is secure in his masculinity.' Two qualities you likely won't find in conservative men."
--Anonymous, 33, Female, Minnesota

"I want a man who really knows his way around a realistic dildo."

Below: Another "I want a man who is essentially a woman" post.

7. "It's always a good sign when he has close positive platonic relationships with women. My now husband is very close with a female friend, had a close female mentor at work that he spoke positively about, and spoke with a lot of respect and fondness about multiple female friends."
"He had close guy friends too, but honestly, his close female friendships helped him grow emotionally and communicate well, so it wasn't expected for me to be the only one to meet all his emotional support needs. When we all hung out, there was never a whisper of anything sexual, and he was always respectful of everyone. He also has a good relationship with his sister and mom."
--Anonymous

Okay so a guy who has a large harem of girl friends is either a real player or he's, you know.

8. "Stanley Cups scream liberal to me, for some reason."
--Anonymous

Stanley cups are those large oversized drinking cups that became a huge trend due to women bloggers asking Stanley to make them in pretty colors. They had been intended for men working outside in construction or jobs like that, so Stanley thought that slate gray was all the color needed. No, these women bloggers told them, women will buy them if you make them in pretty colors.

Stanley gave in, just to shut them up, and for once, loud-mouthed demanding broads were right. Trend-chasing easily-influenceable women who spend all their time on the internet lifestyle-comparing with other women turned them into a national craze.

I'm not saying you have to be that kind of person to own one. Let me just admit this so that you can all make fun of me and add it to my list of heterosexuality-doubts: I own one too. (Honestly, it is too big. It really should be used... by dudes working outside for whom an oversized cumbersome drinking cup is worth it because they are hundreds of yards from a fountain or convenience store. I only use it to try to get in my daily creatine.)

Anyway, by saying that a man should really be into the nearly exclusively female trend of 2019 of buying Stanely cups in pretty colors, yet another woman says that what she looks for in a man is another woman.

9. "I think a good indicator that a man is liberal-leaning is if they don't shy away from conversations about women's health, like someone's period. Even better if they're comfortable buying tampons for their girlfriend, wife, daughter, etc.
Now, could a person with those qualities also be conservative? Sure, but I have not met any yet. Oh, and attending International Women's Day events in support of their girlfriend, wife, or daughter is also nice."
--Anonymous, 33, Female, Canada

Literally every other post is a wish for a man to be just another girlfriend -- who treats at dinner -- or a gay friend.

10. "He doesn't get mad at women when you drop hard facts about misogyny and the microaggressions women deal with frequently."
--Anonymous

"I want to pop off all the time and never be challenged! Because I want 'equality' in relationship where my word is his command as if he were a subordinate!"

11. "If he wears his sweater around his shoulders, he's probably liberal."

--Anonymous, 45, Female, New Jersey

Again, this is a preppy woman's kind of look. Well, preppy women, and Jm J. Bullock from Too Close for Comfort.

...
13. "Literally any complaint about the economy and prices is a blue flag in my opinion. I live with a lot of MAGA who refuse to admit they're paying almost twice as much for groceries now than they did under Biden. This is how I figured out my neighbors across the street are Democrats, too. They were trying the same litmus test on me, saying, 'Oof, these tariffs are killing me.' I was like, 'YES, THEY ABSOLUTELY ARE.'"
"People who aren't MAGA don't go on the offense or make excuses for the state of the economy right now. We know Trump is screwing it up and don't care to save face for him."
--Anonymous, 31, Female, Colorado

Just curious: Was this also a Blue Flag when inflation hit over 20% under Biden or nah? Nah, right?

14. "A big blue flag for me is when I tell a man I'm a mechanical engineer and they don't act disgusted, or tell me it's a man's job, or that I'm too manly. Conservatives never respond positively to the fact that I'm an engineer; liberals always seem genuinely interested, ask questions, and are complimentary. Conservatives turn it into a pissing contest by suddenly asking about cars, machinery, or other random things, and get upset when I know the answers."
--Anonymous, 42, Woman, Arizona

90% of modern "feminism" is just the demand that anytime a woman says something, a man agrees and praises her for saying it. They are very, very keen on this point: Anything they think, say, or do must be validated and praised.

This is such a distinctly feminine form of narcissism that it was noted 23 years ago by the left-wing Onion, back when it was occasionally funny.

We haven't had a "look for a gay man as a mate" one in a while. Let's fix that.

17. "Big blue flag is when he's flattered when a gay man flirts with him because he knows most gay men only pick cute straight men."

--Anonymous, 38, Female, US

Back to "I want a man who is actually a woman:"

18. "He knows a few (or more) female professional athletes and their stats -- not just that they are beautiful."
--Anonymous, 50, Female, Tacoma, WA

This is all deeply narcissistic stuff. I'm sure a lot of men would prefer it if their girl was into sports or video games -- but they do not demand it as a litmus test for compatibility.

20. "Liberal guys generally try to pronounce uncommon names correctly and go out of their way to do so. This shows that they value people and respect the way they see/identify themselves, and usually this transfers to any person who uses non-traditional pronouns (they/them, etc.) See how often Trump and other Republicans purposely mispronounce the names of people they don't like or respect? It's the same for most conservative men, I find."
--Anonymous, 42, Male, San Antonio, TX

Oh a male is adding what he looks for in a man. Finally, some honesty. Again: "I want a man who is not just a gay man but the gayest of gay men."

Another repeat: "I want a man who narcissistically and pointlessly spends a lot of time and money on therapy like I do."

21. "My partner is willing and able to discuss his emotions in depth, asks for (and respects) my opinions, shows genuine respect and care towards everyone in his orbit, is kindly curious about everyone he meets, and strives every day to become a better man and person through therapy and self-reflection. He takes in the world around him and thinks about how he can help everyone have a better life experience. It's not all about him!"

--Anonymous, 34, Female, WA

It should never be all about him. It must always be all about me.

25. "The guy I'm dating said something along the lines of, 'Can you believe what that orange f*ck has said lately?' I literally lit up inside!
--heroiccan516

Oh my days (I keep hearing that from British people and I want to use it instead of "OMG"), find another OCD obsession. You're so boring and basic.

Why can't he just be a gay and/or a woman?

26. "Nail polish on men usually indicates a progressive mindset. It's an expression of self that shouldn't be reserved for women. It's also a sign that they are secure enough in themselves to be expressive, not bottling things up until they can't cope."
--chilltable846

Hey liberal ladies, have I got the perfect emotionally-incontinent, obsessive, vindictive, politics-obsessed cuck dreamboat for you!!!

George Conway fights back tears as he recalls how he decided to give nearly $1 million to Biden's Victory Fund in 2024 � which would have otherwise gone to his children.

He says he started crying and had to pull his car over.

"I want my kids to inherit a democracy." pic.twitter.com/5WFJ9jdroI
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) April 9, 2026

I bet he's worn black polish on his nails a fair few times.

Unrelated (?):

I made Trump's takedown of podcasters he doesn't like into the opening credits of Star Wars... because it fit perfectly.

This is pretty incredible. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dxvtWBjltP
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 10, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:14 PM

Comments

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1 LMAO ...the comments section on this post are going to be glorious.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:15 PM (dIske)

2 I was breastfed until age 9.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (Sco7b)

3 If he likes to get pegged, definitely a liberal. Good work, ladies!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 03:16 PM (Dv3i1)

4 So this isn't from the Bee ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:18 PM (RHvlD)

5 That's a digital faghag convention right there.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at April 10, 2026 03:19 PM (MxYRk)

6 mean... at this point, I would usually start making up my own joke entries, but I don't have to.
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Going meta so early is a risk but ace likes to live.... dangerously. And it worked

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:19 PM (vC6mJ)

7 "They mean they were lazy and had no ideas so they asked their commenters to write a post for them. I have to start doing that. I did it a couple of times, years and years ago."

Put me in coach, I'm ready.

Posted by: Inogame at April 10, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)

8 Blue flags ? More like Rainbow flags

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:20 PM (RHvlD)

9 I'm looking at the ages of the womyns ace posted.
Do they have daughters?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:20 PM (Sco7b)

10 Long but hilarious work Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 10, 2026 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

11 >> I'm not saying you have to be that kind of person to own one. Let me just admit this so that you can all make fun of me and add it to my list of heterosexuality-doubts: I own one too.

Does it fit in your messenger bag? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (KsZMV)

12 Another clue: Define Hotdogging --
Conservatives: Showing off
Liberals: One dude parking his "meat" between his boyfriends buns.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (N39Ws)

13 This reminds me of a thread we had a while back about how leftwing women also complain the men they are physically attracted to are pretty much always right wing...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

14 just admit this so that you can all make fun of me and add it to my list of heterosexuality-doubts
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This doesn't make me question your sexuality but it does confirm you're a liberal.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (vC6mJ)

15 If you complain to the management that there need to be more holes in the bathroom stall dividers for "ventilation" reasons...you're quite the catch despite WHAT you might catch.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (dIske)

16 "It's always a good sign when he has close positive platonic relationships with women."

For who? Him?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (DgMqy)

17 Someone should study the psychology of why these women want effeminate men. Is it to domineer over them? Daddy issues? Mommy issues?

I think it’s a lack of Jesus Christ in their lives. But that’s just me.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:22 PM (KsZMV)

18 "He knows a few (or more) female professional athletes and their stats -- not just that they are beautiful."

I know a few women in my life that complain it isn't fair that men don't watch women's sports.

Of course they don't watch women's sports either.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

19 I bet you half those commenters are men

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (vC6mJ)

20 16 "It's always a good sign when he has close positive platonic relationships with women."

For who? Him?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 03:21 PM (DgMqy)

She gets a good nights sleep.
He gets a good night.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

21 I would assume the easiest way to tell is to ask whether he has a penis.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (0U5gm)

22 I read Trump's screed about podcasters in the voice of "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy," and it was even funnier.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (bNf8H)

23 If he has lots of Obama decals and Rainbow stickers on his Subaru that has Kitty litter in the trunk and lets me drive to book club

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (SRiFu)

24 Ace, this is definitely your gayest, liberal post yet.

I can literally FEEL my gonads shrinking.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (wtvvX)

25 Does the Vespa have a Stanley cup holder attachment yet?

And does the Stanley's colour match/clash with the Vespa?

(Note using the Limey way of spelling color because you are so sophisticated).

Posted by: Scott_T at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (2waQ7)

26 In 2026, political views are a major indicator of compatibility in dating. But most people aren't exactly disclosing this information on a first date...

Leftists don't advertise their political leanings. Just like Crossfitters and Vegans keep that info to themselves.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (M0V4/)

27 How it started: "It's always a good sign when he has close positive platonic relationships with women."

How it ended: I can't believe I was the side chick the whole time I thought we were together

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

28 Leftist women do not want to date leftist men. They know these men are probably predators and are awful to be around (and probably in the sack).

They want conservative men who don't like Trump and aren't really conservative but act like one. they want John Wayne who voted for Kamala but haven't grasped that real men don't vote that way.

Its like stupid men want a total slag that dresses demure and is all traditional virginal chaste girl but will put out to them. They want a girl who doesn't wear makeup and has big hooters but has no plastic surgery and looks like an Instagram "influencer" girl.

These people do not exist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (El6/E)

29 Intentionally mispronouncing names, and getting things wrong on purpose is a flex for a man, it's showing "I don't know things that I'm not supposed to know, because knowing them would mean that I am a faggot."

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:24 PM (FpHTM)

30 Has a "Hate has no home here" sign in his yard: Liberal

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

31

"Anonymous, 55, Female, Philadelphia"

I can smell this.

If you've ever been to the row houes where the trendoids populate, you just can't believe how the open-sewer smell permeates. It's disgusting.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (et1vG)

32 26. "Nail polish on men usually indicates a progressive mindset. It's an expression of self that shouldn't be reserved for women. It's also a sign that they are secure enough in themselves to be expressive, not bottling things up until they can't cope."

Nail polish? He might just be the keyboardist in a goth band.....

https://youtu.be/oe2rLwFkuw0

But, odds are, he's not, and he's gay.

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (VHUov)

33 Is this where we start talking about neck beards, tats and skinny stretch jeans?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (KsZMV)

34

"28. Liberal men will always admit there are five lights. The biggest blue flag is when they insist like little selfish crybabies that there are only four."

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (vC6mJ)

35 Remember when there was a rash of male feminists assaulting and murdering feminists? Such great catches they were, amirite?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

36 To be fair, Crocs were not mentioned once in any of those women's comments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (0sNs1)

37 I read enough of the Post to realize that these women want a man who is - themselves, actually. Is that a special kind of Narcissism?

Posted by: tubal at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (pDt9x)

38 If the women find a tall, handsome, wealthy, fit leftist dude like they describe here, they cheat on him with the Trump voting guy with a motorcycle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (El6/E)

39 Rides a scooter: Liberal

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

40 Vegans keep that info to themselves.

Eating boogers is vegan.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)

41 >>>(Note using the Limey way of spelling color because you are so sophisticated).

thanks, that's real swell of you.

Posted by: ace at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (1wjle)

42 I bet you half those commenters are men
Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (vC6mJ)
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They might be biologically male, but they surrendered their "Man Cards" a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (ESVrU)

43 Is this where we start talking about neck beards, tats and skinny stretch jeans?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Man Buns at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1)

44 "He doesn't ask for a body count within the first few dates. Any conservative or Trump supporter I've gone on a date with would ask, without fail, within the first few dates -- usually on the first date.".

This pleases me that guys are actually asking women about their body count during the initial date(s). That's a good and simple way to screen against harlots/slores if a guy is interested in potential mate. Sure, the woman could lie, but modern women are more likely to get offended and sputter out something along the lines of "Body counts don't matter!".

Well, my chick, if body counts don't matter, why get bothered about answering a simple question?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (9Ovst)

45 >>>But most people aren't exactly disclosing this information on a first date, which means you're often left decoding subtle cues to gauge which side of the aisle someone's on.

>Lily is an idiot and that is one of the most stupid things I've seen written.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (Fbc0I)

46 1920s men had to be the absolute weakest, dumbest fuckers in the history of the Republic. Why you would let women vote is beyond me.

Posted by: Yep at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (KVa9+)

47 Stanley Cup...hockey.

Hockey. I'm not even a hockey fan.

But hockey.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)

48 Bottom line is this... throwing up flags to these bitches will only save you in the long run.
I bet they don't even like male cats.

Posted by: Inogame at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (53oGX)

49 I have few words. I know y'all rejoice!!! Unreal!

My bf/husband was a ladies man. So he thought. With a trail of over 30 females (that he can remember) he conquered in his past. He was an idiot at 22yrs to think I was not the last on his list. Yet I was, as he figured out after a year of hoping I wasn't and the grass was greener somewhere.

If I had to do some sort of purity test to the rare and few guys I dated before him I'd have a perpetual headache. As it was I was very busy in difficult college classes, working,rarely dating, and partying as often as I possibly could.

Guy friends would arrive on a Saturday morning for a hike and bonfire and I'd tell them in my nightgown that I cannot because of a big test or paper the next week. I had a balance to my life that I juggled for 2yrs.

If I had to go through all this other mess on top of my life then I'd have become a nun.

It was simple: you meet a guy, you are attracted to this guy, he kisses well and becomes a friend. Which leads to other things and if lucky you spend the rest of your life tormenting him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)

50 Is anyone doing the man bun any more? That feels like a 90s/naughties millennial thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (El6/E)

51 This may be a blue flag.

Eric Swalwell
@ericswalwell
Here, add two more to my name. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck ICE.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)

52 More realistic-

Is he credibly accused of sexually harassing and molesting dozens of women at his nonprofit/office/film studio?

You got yourself a liberal man, sister!

Posted by: 29Victor at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (0MjtC)

53 There's only one Stanley Cup, ma'am.
* jumps out of plane

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (diia5)

54 A couple of jobs ago I started hanging out with some of the coworkers on my team.

They were all married. They were all left wing. So I kept my politics to myself because I'd rather eat lunch that argue throughout it.

But I remember one day we were driving back from a restaurant and we were parked in from of some massage dive and they started discussing how it compared to the other rub and tug places in our area.

They might have been male feminists, but that certainly wasn't going to stop them from getting some strange kunk fu grip...

Of course in fairness to them I got to hear enough complaints about their lefty wives to understand this wasn't one sided shittiness either...

No wonder leftists are so unhappy...they hate each other even...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

55 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.

What I'm getting at is a lot of liberal women are setting the bar pretty low because they don't have a choice if they are being honest with themselves.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

56 Apparently any women under age 30 are not reading Buzz feed because they're busy making sandwiches and getting railed by actual men.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (wBaIH)

57 Conservatives never respond positively to the fact that I'm an engineer; liberals always seem genuinely interested, ask questions, and are complimentary.
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No. Those are conservatives lying to you about being liberal to get you in the sack you big dummy.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:28 PM (vC6mJ)

58 As if we needed more fraud

@Breaking911 36s
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass has announced an additional $360 million in funding aimed at preventing homelessness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2026 03:28 PM (diia5)

59 But most people aren't exactly disclosing this information on a first date, which means you're often left decoding subtle cues to gauge which side of the aisle someone's on.

If you tell guys they have to pretend to be liberal to get you to have sex with them they will do so.

Of course they still aren't going to call you back

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

60 These bitches are gonna die alone.

Posted by: NCKate at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (uQzkA)

61 Alternate title: How tell if your dating prospect sips penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)

62 Cultural Marxists women want sissy boys

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Rides a scooter: Liberal
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2026 03:25 PM

Rides a Vespa, toting a J. Crew Messenger Bag: Manly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)

64 Conservatives never respond positively to the fact that I'm an engineer; liberals always seem genuinely interested, ask questions, and are complimentary.

My experience in dating is that women always want to know in detail about your career.

Honestly, not the first and primary thing I want to know from them which seems to be something they don't get...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

65 All these advice-giving broads are way past their prime. Odd that...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (XMwZJ)

66 Does the Vespa have a Stanley cup holder attachment yet?

And does the Stanley's colour match/clash with the Vespa?

(Note using the Limey way of spelling color because you are so sophisticated).
Posted by: Scott_T at April 10, 2026 03:23 PM (2waQ7)

One of the people here in the office is a tiny tiny Korean woman who came in with a huge Stanley or equivalent one day - probably nearly 2 liters. A few days later she came in with an itty bitty one and told me that the huge one was injuring her wrists and arms.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

67 >> These bitches are gonna die alone.
Posted by: NCKate at April 10, 2026 03:29 PM (uQzkA)

I just spit my double espresso.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (KsZMV)

68 55 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

Due to muh male gaze, obviously, *sarc*.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (9Ovst)

69 Most Jewish women are liberals.

Posted by: Paul at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (MaDZu)

70 Bottom line is this... throwing up flags to these bitches will only save you in the long run.

Yeah I mean, between this, shaving their heads, refusing to have sex, not shaving armpits, and whatever dumb crazy thing they come up with to self identify, the better off all society is. They all complain that society wants them to conform and be a submissive stepford wife (how many movies have been made about this dumb crap??) but all they end up doing is conforming to the crazy left.

And being alone.

Its like refusing to submit to your your husband so you can be a boss babe bad bitch, then going to work and submitting to your boss who doesn't even like you and might fire you at any time.

You're not making bold, daring, exciting choices. You're making the same choices, but in the worst direction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (El6/E)

71 18. "He knows a few (or more) female professional athletes and their stats -- not just that they are beautiful."

That one should be easy to fake, because straight women don't follow the WNBA, either.

"Oh yeah, La'Karen Johnson is averaging a double-double this year for the Omaha Heifers. She's MVP material for sure."

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)

72 Good news, everyone!

AL SHARPTON: “Are you going to run again in 2028?”

KAMALA: *cackles* “Listen, I might, I might — I’m thinking about it.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (ndZc7)

73 Weird, all of the descriptors say anonymous and age but they omit single cat mom.

Posted by: Clay at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (3ZPhJ)

74 Pretend to be a male feminist. That will get you plenty.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (rJ48h)

75 First date. Ask them for their favorite Bible quote. Then ask them why and what it means.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (KsZMV)

76 If political leanings don't come up on a first date, your date is obviously conservative.

Posted by: InZona at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (peFv8)

77 Most of the people on the site are probably gay men looking for tips to thrill their man.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (0U5gm)

78 Conservatives turn it into a pissing contest by suddenly asking about cars, machinery, or other random things, and get upset when I know the answers."

Some people call that "directing the conversation to mutual points of interest"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (C0Nlv)

79 As if we needed more fraud

@Breaking911 36s
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass has announced an additional $360 million in funding aimed at preventing homelessness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 10, 2026 03:28 PM (diia5)

No, it is about *preventing* homelessness, which means it is 100pct fraud from the start. Let me get my working group and slides going for that 30 million dollar grant study...

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)

80 42 They might be biologically male, but they surrendered their "Man Cards" a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (ESVrU)

They probably never earned one in the first place.

No kills, not even a whiff of military service, even outside of combat.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (iXqHn)

81 PS...my bf/husband, all man and has never worn a pink shirt (not that there's anything wrong with this if you know you are not gay)...always bought tampax without a single thought of being weird if it was on the grocery list.

I can see me asking him all this crapola, or figuring it out if he's a liberal. Maybe I will tonight in the event I missed a flag.

This is retarded, sir.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (WONhk)

82 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

Due to muh male gaze, obviously, *sarc*.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (9Ovst)

It would be like shooting fish in a barrel for a plain Jane. Just add some makeup, a dress, and a smile.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (dK+Kv)

83 "Oh my days"?

Are you sure you heard that right? Sounds faggy.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (K56Oe)

84 Mr. Conway, your kids will inherit a republic with democratic inputs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)

85 Huh.
Wear boots, a Stetson, a gun on your hip,and shower regularly, and you will be handed a lot of phone numbers.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (2WIwB)

86 American woman
stay away from me

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (UjdFS)

87 These dopes have no idea they've been bedded by hundreds of conservatives larping as Kamala supporters. My God they are fucking retards.

"He just *loves* talking about tampons and women's issues and Kamala and the wage gap and........ Oh..... wait a second no men actually do that unless they want to bed you? Have I been had?"

Yes you've been had, darling, because you have the IQ of a tomato and MAGA Man saw you coming.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (vC6mJ)

88 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.

What I'm getting at is a lot of liberal women are setting the bar pretty low because they don't have a choice if they are being honest with themselves.

Posted by: Orson

I went to a recruiting session on a campus a while back, and was amazed at just how slovenly every student was, regardless of sex.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (0U5gm)

89 on the gay portion of this SAT, ace is getting a perfect score.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (bss/y)

90 On second thought, Mr. Conway wants his kids to grow up in a democracy, like the GDR.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)

91 I deny myself to Blue Fags, Blue Hairs and Hillary.

I would rather live with my Blue Balls then penetrate any of them or give them screaming orgasms.

Posted by: The Penis at April 10, 2026 03:33 PM (onPc6)

92 I ran across a thread on a leftist site by some Euros arguing that Americans are to blame whether or not they voted for Trump.

The argument was whether or not you voted for him you aren't removing him so you are complicit.

And the part that I found amusing is that they have a completely different perspective in say Iran or Gaza don't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

93 Trump has issued new warnings to Iran
He really is the best at giving warnings.

Posted by: Paul at April 10, 2026 03:33 PM (MaDZu)

94 Dear Buzzfeed

Are these birthing people or trana-womyn looking for a hook up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2026 03:33 PM (i+pQm)

95 I get from this that not gabbing about tampons all the time is where I was missing the boat with the ladies back in my dating days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:34 PM (guGkK)

96 >I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

Damn. I thought they all looked like the ones at the UF/GA games.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 10, 2026 03:34 PM (rJ48h)

97 88 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.

What I'm getting at is a lot of liberal women are setting the bar pretty low because they don't have a choice if they are being honest with themselves.

Posted by: Orson

I went to a recruiting session on a campus a while back, and was amazed at just how slovenly every student was, regardless of sex.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:32 PM (0U5gm)

Let me guess: also dressed up as if they just woke up, with PJs on, with some having their blankies with them like they are five year olds?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:34 PM (E6xSb)

98 Blue fags?

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)

99 >> Most Jewish women are liberals.

I had one Jewish girlfriend. She rode me like a birthday pony, drank bourbon, could almost outshoot me, and was a gym rat. She also could quote the Torah. Oh, and ripped apart libs like it was a blood sport.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2026 03:34 PM (KsZMV)

100 I ran across a thread on a leftist site by some Euros arguing that Americans are to blame whether or not they voted for Trump.

The argument was whether or not you voted for him you aren't removing him so you are complicit.

And the part that I found amusing is that they have a completely different perspective in say Iran or Gaza don't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

The funny part is that no American has any real interest in such opinions except for gawking at carnival side-show freakery.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)

101
I'm not saying you have to be that kind of person to own one. Let me just admit this so that you can all make fun of me and add it to my list of heterosexuality-doubts: I own one too.

Methinks the ladyboi doth protest too much...

I might have updated The Bard's work to appeal to Modern Audiences.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (JoTi8)

102 "People who aren't MAGA don't go on the offense or make excuses for the state of the economy right now. We know Trump is screwing it up and don't care to save face for him."

Or, you know, he's aware that the economy is doing great and it's Trump's doing. Either / or.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (Riz8t)

103 A man is probably liberal if he wears skinny jeans and a fedora and leather shoes without socks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (A5RD0)

104 Well, my chick, if body counts don't matter, why get bothered about answering a simple question?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (9Ovst)

women call each other sluts more than men do.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

105 On a first date, when I want to get rid of a liberal snatch, I just tell them I'm unemployed and looking for a sugar mama.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (Fbc0I)

106 Gen. Jack D. Ripper definitely is not giving any of his essence to blue hairs like Paul.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (i+pQm)

107 Pretend to be a male feminist. That will get you plenty.
But would your really want any of what they got?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (XMwZJ)

108 I find it hard to believe a guy acts disgusted when she says she is a mechanical engineer. Dudes would likely be:

1) Skeptical.

2) If she seems on the level and not saying she is a black ops deep cover Seal Team operator when she really worked in HR, they'd (I'd) be interested.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:35 PM (bss/y)

109 That one should be easy to fake, because straight women don't follow the WNBA, either.

Exactly what I was thinking. You could make up anything, hell you could even invent positions on the team or entire sports. They don't like or follow sports, so they wouldn't even know if you were telling the truth or not. "Laqueesha Jacobin is the best tight guard on the whole Quiddich league, I bet she has more transassists than even Jameela Cruz!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:36 PM (El6/E)

110 44 "He doesn't ask for a body count within the first few dates. Any conservative or Trump supporter I've gone on a date with would ask, without fail, within the first few dates -- usually on the first date.".

This pleases me that guys are actually asking women about their body count during the initial date(s). That's a good and simple way to screen against harlots/slores if a guy is interested in potential mate. Sure, the woman could lie, but modern women are more likely to get offended and sputter out something along the lines of "Body counts don't matter!".

Well, my chick, if body counts don't matter, why get bothered about answering a simple question?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (9Ovst)

It's funny...it works both ways. When I was dating, I always asked on the 1st date b/c I was never gonna add to their count until we'd be wed, so if they cared about a score, it was over before it started.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 10, 2026 03:36 PM (tOcjL)

111 I'm not saying you have to be that kind of person to own one. Let me just admit this so that you can all make fun of me and add it to my list of heterosexuality-doubts: I own one too.

Methinks the ladyboi doth protest too much...

Ya know, gays use "methinks" a lot.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)

112 Kripke on Big Bang Theory

"I'm wondering if I'll ever have someone to share my life with. Preferably asian. 18 to 24. No fatties."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 10, 2026 03:36 PM (Sco7b)

113 "Big blue flag is when he's flattered when a gay man flirts with him because he knows most gay men only pick cute straight men."

Yep. There's nothing like the unexpected thrill you get when a gay guy impulsively slaps you on the ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (guGkK)

114
The guy I'm dating said something along the lines of, 'Can you believe what that orange f*ck has said lately?' I literally lit up inside!

--heroiccan516
-----------------

LMAO, they are so easy.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (vC6mJ)

115 Forget the Alamo!

Muslim Activists Now Say The Alamo Is An Islamic Structure

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

116 So members of the Florida Panthers with their Stanley Cups are liberal?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (TudcJ)

117 I get from this that not gabbing about tampons all the time is where I was missing the boat with the ladies back in my dating days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:34 PM (guGkK)

I had sisters and cleaned women's restrooms for money in HS and college. I can talk tampons with anyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

118 Or, you know, he's aware that the economy is doing great and it's Trump's doing.

The inflation SHOT UP to 3.3% and the media is acting like its the Biden years again, but not saying Biden. Even with food and energy, its up to 3.9% which is not exactly danger territory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (El6/E)

119 55 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.

What I'm getting at is a lot of liberal women are setting the bar pretty low because they don't have a choice if they are being honest with themselves.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

The ones that aren't ugly don't have to go to college because they can make at least 6 figures a year on OF.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 03:38 PM (iXqHn)

120 Yep. There's nothing like the unexpected thrill you get when a gay guy impulsively slaps you on the ass.

Back from when The Onion was funny: https://tinyurl.com/ycka3xz5

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

121 Forget the Alamo!

Muslim Activists Now Say The Alamo Is An Islamic Structure

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

How did that happen?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

122 Muslim Activists Now Say The Alamo Is An Islamic Structure

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

Come get some.

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:38 PM (vC6mJ)

123 This pleases me that guys are actually asking women about their body count during the initial date(s).
Posted by: Thrawn

I'm not sure why they would bother when they've been told to multiply whatever number the woman gives by five.

Why ask the question when you're automatically going to call the answer a lie?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (C0Nlv)

124 Stanley cups are those large oversized drinking cups that became a huge trend due to women bloggers asking Stanley to make them in pretty colors. They had been intended for men working outside in construction or jobs like that, so Stanley thought that slate gray was all the color needed. No, these women bloggers told them, women will buy them if you make them in pretty colors.

I have a dark green stanley insulated cup (32oz?) I use at work. Because it was in my car.

I actually prefer the Hydraflasks you can get a kroger. Seems to do a better insulating job without being as bulky. You know what? A mechanical engineer would be interested in that assertion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (bss/y)

125 I find it hard to believe a guy acts disgusted when she says she is a mechanical engineer. Dudes would likely be:

1) Skeptical.

2) If she seems on the level and not saying she is a black ops deep cover Seal Team operator when she really worked in HR, they'd (I'd) be interested.

I can speak to this from personal experience. My wife has a PhD in Analytical Chemistry, and she had more suitors than she knew what to do with at my lab. Her credentials in a male-dominated field made her even more of a prize. It's still a mystery why she chose me.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (Riz8t)

126 He doesn't ask for a body count within the first few dates. Any conservative or Trump supporter I've gone on a date with would ask, without fail, within the first few dates -- usually on the first date.

This is the difference between a guy who wants to get laid, and a guy who wants a wife. It has nothing to do with politics. If all you want is a ride on the town bicycle, you don't care how many have been on that before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (El6/E)

127 Muslims steal everything from '0' to women, so why not the Alamo Ale House?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (i+pQm)

128 All those feminists identifying themselves as "female" ?

Derogatory! Exclusivists!

Buzzfeed has some explaining to do!

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)

129 Why ask the question when you're automatically going to call the answer a lie?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 10, 2026 03:39 PM (C0Nlv)

The thing is: you know. We all know. You don't really need to ask most of the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:40 PM (bss/y)

130
You know how I can tell that Conway's a homo? He's wearing a New Yawk Yankees shirt.

The same signals would work if he were wearing a Red Sox shirt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 03:40 PM (JoTi8)

131 99 Please, please tell me it was Ben Shapiros sister.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 10, 2026 03:40 PM (wBaIH)

132 Don't stick it in crazy

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0)

133
"Nail polish on men usually indicates a progressive mindset. It's an expression of self that shouldn't be reserved for women."

____________

I was stewarding at a show last weekend and a male handler had three-inch polished nails. Maybe progressive women think that's great, but I doubt he'd be interested in them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (tgvbd)

134 I guess I can sort of understand why my son isn't really interested in dating or marriage. I mean, besides the fact his mother and I hate each other's guts and divorced 25 years ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (AkEZC)

135 The guy I'm dating said something along the lines of, 'Can you believe what that orange f*ck has said lately?' I literally lit up inside!

--heroiccan516

The correct response is "I'd like to believe you, I would, but those tricksy MAGAts lie at the drop of a hat. I'm afraid I'm going to have to see some actual proof of this "inside" assertion."

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

136 It sounds to me like these women are making things up.

Posted by: Statue of Libertine at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)

137 Is it me or do all of these "reader comments" sound like they were written by the same person?

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (vC6mJ)

138 I care about women's menstrual cycles. I call them temporary red flags though.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (V4IXI)

139 So years -- about 10 years -- before the Stanley cup craze, the same thing happened in Japan, but different. -- It was Thermos Bottles. These are (were) very common in Japan for kids to take to lunch and also office workers.

They started showing up in different colors. First 2 or 3, then 10, then a whole fucking skittle puking rainbow. Stores were overcome with Thermos bottle displays. It was like walking through a paint store with all the hues. They were *f-cking nice* though. I mean, desirable for some reason (I never bought one. I think my wife did) They were kinda small, maybe 12oz size because Japanese people don't drink a lot for some reason (OK, the reason is that they also don't sweat a lot.)

Then like 5-10 years after the peak the Stanley Cup thing happened in the USA. It was an interesting translation of a common technology and fashion - the SCs are for driving and fit in cup holder. The Thermos bottles are for taking to school or work. Both are stainless with neat colors (both are double walled, insulating, ...)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (K56Oe)

140 Hey young, liberal women - look upon these important dating guidelines from ladies who have made it to menopause without being touched by a conservative man. Or any man, just as a sort of belt and suspenders measure.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (2ap+5)

141 Any tips on finding women that like to give head?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (n17eQ)

142 Plus, this is more of a contact, ephemeral thing: Hydraflasks are all metal. Stanleys went away from the OG all metal design of the old vacuum flasks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (bss/y)

143 I think I can count on one finger the number of times the word tampon has come up in polite conversation.

If you are conversing about tampons more than once every 60 years, that's one time too many.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (XV/Pl)

144 I find it hard to believe a guy acts disgusted when she says she is a mechanical engineer. Dudes would likely be:

I suspect its more like:

He says he is an engineer (which means high paying job): she gushes

She says she is an engineer: guy is ambivalent.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

145 The comments were written by the same mindset.

Close enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (i+pQm)

146 Thankfully even when I was a moderate liberal and dating nobody asked me what my body count was and I didn't ask them either,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (rZCVI)

147 The first hurdle is to get her to let you bang her, the second hurdle is to slowly move into her apartment.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (Fbc0I)

148 You may have spotted one...

If he thinks Michelle Obama is more beautiful than Melania Trump.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 10, 2026 03:43 PM (aZm/F)

149 Muslim Activists Now Say The Alamo Is An Islamic Structure

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

How did that happen?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)
----
A single Muslim went on a tour there, so now it's considered Muslim territory.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2026 03:43 PM (ESVrU)

150 Is it me or do all of these "reader comments" sound like they were written by the same person?
They were probably written by guys trolling the shit out of it.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 03:43 PM (XMwZJ)

151 Willow'd:

219 Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)

No it will be human sacrifice. Starting with MAID.

It has all the ingredients. Worship of death, "compassion" turned on its ever-loving head, and it turns the stomachs of the sane.

Hence very easy to predict as the Next Thing.
Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 02:58 PM (vC6mJ)

Euthanize an Amerindian Tranny Fraudster with Long Covid for Palestinian Socialism! Perhaps there's no wrong guess, as all their pathologies will meld into a single massively malignant Omnicause.

Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 03:43 PM (Sy6m/)

152 I'm surprised one blue flag isn't:

A man who isn't scared to sleep with a trans woman.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:43 PM (V4IXI)

153 134 I guess I can sort of understand why my son isn't really interested in dating or marriage. I mean, besides the fact his mother and I hate each other's guts and divorced 25 years ago.
-----------
Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 03:43 PM (n17eQ)

154 I think I can count on one finger the number of times the word tampon has come up in polite conversation.

If you are conversing about tampons more than once every 60 years, that's one time too many.

I find that it comes up quite often.

Posted by: King Chuck at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

155 I was stewarding at a show last weekend and a male handler had three-inch polished nails. Maybe progressive women think that's great, but I doubt he'd be interested in them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (tgvbd)

This. One of the best things about being a dude- we don't have to worry about our fucking nails. Break a nail? Rip the fucker down to the quick.

I have had several women tell me: 'Your nails are so nice!' and I'm like 'Is that an insult? Are you calling me gay?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (bss/y)

156 Forget the Alamo!

Muslim Activists Now Say The Alamo Is An Islamic Structure

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:37 PM (ndZc7)

How did that happen?
Posted by: Oldcat

They have no argument. They just want it to be that way.

Speaking of arguments, by the way . . .

Diddy files appeal, claims his parties were pornos protected by the 1st Amendment

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)

157 Any tips on finding women that like to give head?
Posted by: pudinhead
.......

What do you think this is, your birthday or something?

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)

158 No mention of pre nups from these chicks. I wonder why?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (n17eQ)

159 D.E. Ace could do another post on this topic, pointing out what this collection shows about Lefty notions of what Conservatives are and are like. That's pretty rich ground, too.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (bufu1)

160 Eric Swalwell
@ericswalwell
Here, add two more to my name. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck ICE.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)

He’s still traumatized by the big bad CBP agent who demanded to see his passport at a PoE.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 10, 2026 03:44 PM (E6xSb)

161 Also hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (bss/y)

162 "Two qualities you likely won't find in conservative men."

Typical AWFUL ignorant nonsense. She casually assumed this about people who don't share her left-wing pinko views.

Posted by: Rick67 at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (38Xd9)

163 Be pretty and dress pretty and be sweet and nice and some man out there will want to take care of you. Or maybe fat dump attracts fat dump these days. Dunno.

Posted by: NCKate at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (uQzkA)

164 "I only use it to try to get in my daily creatine"

I keed, I keed....

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (Iwv3U)

165 Reading stuff like this makes me increasingly comfortable with the prospect of dying alone. I'm in no hurry to get to hell, I would rather not have a preview while still alive.

Posted by: Dude who'd definitely going to die alone at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (TbWk/)

166 Breaking News: Four ‘British Hikers’, allegedly on a mission to become Amish, were arrested after crossing the northern border into Maine illegally.

Their first names are Ali, Hameed, Ibrahim, and Mohammed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

167 He says he is an engineer (which means high paying job): she gushes

She says she is an engineer: guy is ambivalent.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

guy is happy he doesn't have to explain math.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (V4IXI)

168 71 18. "He knows a few (or more) female professional athletes and their stats -- not just that they are beautiful."

That one should be easy to fake, because straight women don't follow the WNBA, either.

"Oh yeah, La'Karen Johnson is averaging a double-double this year for the Omaha Heifers. She's MVP material for sure."
Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)

Dont' say Caitlin Clark...

BLUE FLAG!

Posted by: Inogame at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (53oGX)

169 This reminds me of a video I saw recently of a single woman complaining that no hot straight men attended singles events, and the ones she met normally didn't share any interests with her, so they should have singles mixers for straight women to meet cool gay guys to be friends with. She then used the term "lavender marriage", which I'd never heard before...

A lavender marriage is a male–female mixed-orientation marriage undertaken as a marriage of convenience to conceal the socially stigmatized sexual orientation of one or both partners.

So, as she was approaching 40, she basically wanted to marry a gay guy with similar interests as a platonic support structure. Sad.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (ycI94)

170 155 I was stewarding at a show last weekend and a male handler had three-inch polished nails. Maybe progressive women think that's great, but I doubt he'd be interested in them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:41 PM (tgvbd)

Oooh, Happy Scritches!!!

Posted by: What the dogs are thinking at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

171 It all sounds exhausting. Can he ask, in a caring manner, if she takes anxiety medication? Offer to hold the Rexulti smiley face cardboard cutout sign while she’s taking her meds!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (OTOad)

172 If he thinks Michelle Obama is more beautiful than Melania Trump.
Dude, I've talked to women (not liberal at all) who flatly stated that Big Mike was beautiful. I informed them that they are wholly unqualified to define what is or is not beautiful to a man, and that Big Mike looked like an NFL linebacker, but with nice skin.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (XMwZJ)

173 What women say they want vs what they really want.

Hint: it's not an effeminate limp wristed dude who wants to talk about tampons and handsmaid marches

Posted by: brak at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (jGJov)

174
I could see saying that the Alamo reflected Moorish architecture from Spain, but I don't think that was what was meant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (tgvbd)

175 Their first names are Ali, Hameed, Ibrahim, and Mohammed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

No Lonny and Jugdish ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (RHvlD)

176
Ya know, gays use "methinks" a lot.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)

YOU BRUTE!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (JoTi8)

177 This post is so great it makes me want to re-watch Rustlers Rhapsody.

but are you a confident heterosexual?

Thanks Ace - great one!

Posted by: A Moron at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (anL5R)

178 A lavender marriage is a male–female mixed-orientation marriage undertaken as a marriage of convenience to conceal the socially stigmatized sexual orientation of one or both partners.

So, as she was approaching 40, she basically wanted to marry a gay guy with similar interests as a platonic support structure. Sad.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (ycI94)

I thought the term for that was "beard"

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)

179 Also hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM

Gimme a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there
Shoulder length or longer (Hair!)
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair

Posted by: The Cowsills at April 10, 2026 03:47 PM (0sNs1)

180 platonic support

Plato was gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (Kt19C)

181
"I'm a sassy black female astronaut that went to the moon and I gotta say, like, liberal men always want to know what the moon rock feels like and how my labia felt when they were squished together for so long inside that rocket, and they really sympathize,,where conservative men are always like 'yeah yeah moon rock, go back to the Waffle House, Blackie!'. Big blue flag!

-Anonymous, Female 38"

"I'm a woman who cured cancer last week and I love when a man isn't threatened by that. Conservative men will always ask HOW I cured cancer to see if I really know anything about science and then they get all quiet and embarrassed when I give them all my science and cancer knowledge, but liberal men always want to know what it FELT like to cure cancer, not just how I did it. That is a major blue flag when everything isn't always some big test or challenge.

Anonymous, Female 39"

Posted by: ... at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (vC6mJ)

182 and that's another thing, someone starts pissing and moaning about prices nowadays, and I'm all, "Hello Rip Van Winkle, sorry about you sleeping through 2021 - 24."

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (Iwv3U)

183 82 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look. It wasn't like that when I was in college. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

Due to muh male gaze, obviously, *sarc*.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:30 PM (9Ovst)

It would be like shooting fish in a barrel for a plain Jane. Just add some makeup, a dress, and a smile.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (dK+Kv)

I came of age during Grunge...
I'd bet it's the same deal.

Posted by: Inogame at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (53oGX)

184 No wonder.
US birth rate falls to lowest level on record in 2025

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

185 If he thinks Michelle Obama is more beautiful than Melania Trump.
Dude, I've talked to women (not liberal at all) who flatly stated that Big Mike was beautiful. I informed them that they are wholly unqualified to define what is or is not beautiful to a man, and that Big Mike looked like an NFL linebacker, but with nice skin.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (XMwZJ)

Liberals are assigned at birth to say Michelle Obama is beautiful. They even use similar phrasing to avoid being purged.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)

186 173 What women say they want vs what they really want.

Hint: it's not an effeminate limp wristed dude who wants to talk about tampons and handsmaid marches
Posted by: brak at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (jGJov)

Indeed, always watch someone's actions and not just their words if you want to know how they truly operate. My best friend found that out the hard way about his first wife - looked good on paper, Christian girl, all that, but he only found out how much of an act that all was 5 years into the marriage.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (9Ovst)

187 I had a left leaning traffic engineer in my circle of friends a while back.

She was always depressed that she wasn't able to find the kind of guy she wanted (and yes I think that included me) but she wouldn't take any advice on ways to improve her love life and I was suggested simple things...

And no she didn't take physical care of herself either.

Last I knew of her she was dating a MtF tranny and no she did not seem very happy about it

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

188 Sign of a promising first dinner date:

"But enough about me. Tell me about your tampons."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM (guGkK)

189
So, as she was approaching 40, she basically wanted to marry a gay guy with similar interests as a platonic support structure. Sad.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 10, 2026 03:45 PM (ycI94)

____________

Except that nowadays gay guys can't wait to tell you how gay they are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM (tgvbd)

190 One coming down …

Eliot Engel, Former Democrat Congressman Who Spearheaded Trump’s First Impeachment Dead at 79

Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM (loAPd)

191 William's hands were shaking
As he took his glass of wine
And I could see we both felt the same
And when his eyes met mine
I said, Who we love and why we love
It's hard to understand
Let's just sit here on the couch
And face this, man to man
My girl Bill (uh, uh)...

Posted by: Jim Stafford at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM (onPc6)

192 "I'm a woman who cured cancer last week and I love when a man isn't threatened by that. Conservative men will always ask HOW I cured cancer to see if I really know anything about science and then they get all quiet and embarrassed when I give them all my science and cancer knowledge

This is so typical of you conservative MAGA types. You just can't deal with a strong, successful woman.

Posted by: Elizabeth Holmes, CEO, Theranos at April 10, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)

193 Muslims tried to defend England at the Battle of Hastings in Oct 1066, well therecare lots in England now so they had to be thete then.

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

194 George Conway's melon has an hourglass figure.

Hubba hubba!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 10, 2026 03:50 PM (0aYVJ)

195 173 What women say they want vs what they really want.

Hint: it's not an effeminate limp wristed dude who wants to talk about tampons and handsmaid marches
Posted by: brak at April 10, 2026 03:46 PM (jGJov)

This. Confidence is 90%.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:50 PM (bss/y)

196 My own experience with The Missus was that when we were starting to get serious, we were driving somewhere and she started to cry and she told me she that she had sex before. She was afraid that would scare me off. And I said it's OK, I have too... it was a pivotal moment.

Scuse me while I get a tissue.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 03:51 PM (DgMqy)

197 Let me guess: also dressed up as if they just woke up, with PJs on, with some having their blankies with them like they are five year olds?

Posted by: Cow Demon

Mostly grubby sweatshirts and somewhat ragged jeans. One girl had a cropped shirt to show of her piercing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 03:51 PM (0U5gm)

198 Breaking News: Four ‘British Hikers’, allegedly on a mission to become Amish, were arrested after crossing the northern border into Maine illegally.

Their first names are Ali, Hameed, Ibrahim, and Mohammed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

British citizenship test now asks about Ramadan

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:51 PM (ndZc7)

199 She says she is an engineer: guy is ambivalent.
Posted by: 18-1

----------------

Most female engineers I have known are very competitive against males, they suck as engineers, and they have round heels.

It would be like dating an autistic lesbian prozzie who you have to humor that she is competent.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 10, 2026 03:51 PM (K56Oe)

200 Sign of a promising first dinner date:

"But enough about me. Tell me about your tampons."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM

This Mr. Cicero guy. He gets it!!

Posted by: Tim Walz, helping to redefine Thoroughly Modern Masculinity at April 10, 2026 03:51 PM (0sNs1)

201 If you think that blacks are the smartest, most just and honorable and most capable human beings who ever graced this planet, but yet are too dumb to get an ID to vote, you might be a liberal.
- Jeff Foxworthy (sort of)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 03:52 PM (Dv3i1)

202 This. Confidence is 90%.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:50 PM (bs

Women can't tell the difference between a confident man and asshole.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:52 PM (V4IXI)

203 I suspect its more like:
He says he is an engineer (which means high paying job): she gushes
She says she is an engineer: guy is ambivalent.
Posted by: 18-1

Plus: She's smart and thinks logically.

Minus: She'll still want a man who's smarter, richer, and harder-working than she is.

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2026 03:53 PM (VHUov)

204 I would say to women if they want a good husband and father they should find a man that fails all of their tips. Or you could go with the tips and marry a gay guy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW)

205 Eliot Engel, Former Democrat Congressman Who Spearheaded Trump’s First Impeachment Dead at 79
Posted by: SMOD at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM (loAPd)

Good riddance.

Posted by: Waste Management at April 10, 2026 03:53 PM (onPc6)

206 Well one of those subjects they mentioned cuts across politics———women and their damn “toys”. Liberal conservative doesn’t matter all you ladies are some masturbating fiends. The handheld adjustable shower heads, Hitachi “body massagers” with purple accents and that third drawer down under your bathroom sink or clothes dresser always harbors naughty goods(or nightstand drawers).

Posted by: JROD at April 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PLgLU)

207 For folk who espouse 'Not afraid to talk about whatever', there seem to be a lot of 'Anonymous' signers.

Posted by: Trannie enablers at April 10, 2026 03:53 PM (XeU6L)

208 Note how none of the wymyn offering dating advice is of prime dating age? They're all in their 40s and 50s, save a few mid-30s. Almost as if no one has chosen them to snatch out of the dating pool for all time.

Shocker.

Posted by: red speck at April 10, 2026 03:54 PM (Ve/HL)

209 Why are so many conservative guys seemingly into dating liberal women? You would think that they would have it easier time with a woman who shares their ideas of life and wants similar things from a marriage.

Have you ever seen Disney's Beauty and the Beast? Know how Gaston has a bunch of women fawning over how "manly" he is but is obsessed with Belle because she's the one who can't stand him? Same basic principle.

Conservative woman are more likely to be religiously conservative and that means no hanky panky with online randos or even a new boyfriend. Even conservative men value getting laid before they are married.

They do it after they’re married too. The wife is for baby making, they go on Tinder for the fun sex.

Just look at grindr crashing at the GOP convention 👀

The fact there are many more liberal women than conservative can't be the whole story. I think truly conservative women are not just rare, but not that much fun either.

Conservative men and women don't like each other much. They don't feel empathy properly, which makes them shitty partners, even for other conservatives.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 10, 2026 03:54 PM (ycI94)

210 Scuse me while I get a tissue.
Talk about your double-entendre!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 03:54 PM (XMwZJ)

211 If he thinks Michelle Obama is more beautiful than Melania Trump.

-
Yeah? Well, she could pull a plow better than Melania.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 03:54 PM (ndZc7)

212 He doesn't ask for a body count within the first few dates.

Ummm, what is it about you that might encourage men to find out how big a slut you are? Might it be something in your behavior or manner that says to him, "She's been with a LOT of men"?

Or, what is it about your judgment in choosing men that they would all assume you're a slut?

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 03:54 PM (AtdJg)

213 rule of thumb:
if your brother's name is Buckley, you get a Blue Flag!

Posted by: buckler tarlson at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (VrDSx)

214 210 Scuse me while I get a tissue.
Talk about your double-entendre!

lol I wan't even thinking that.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (DgMqy)

215 "If he wears his sweater around his shoulders, he's probably liberal."

When she finds out he's gayer than a three dollar bill she'll need a large anxiety bag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (abIsI)

216 205 Eliot Engel, Former Democrat Congressman Who Spearheaded Trump’s First Impeachment Dead at 79
------------
That's horrible. Anyway.....

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (n17eQ)

217 Women can't tell the difference between a confident man and asshole.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:52 PM (V4IXI)

Well, yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (bss/y)

218 Classic poetry reading for mature liberal women:

Hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my c---. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo. I dumped the bitch on the next block. End of story.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (2ap+5)

219 These dopes have no idea they've been bedded by hundreds of conservatives larping as Kamala supporters.

"Conservatives" huh. Slutting around with liberal women?

Are these the same "conservatives" who then turn around and demand an athletic 36-34-36 virgin to marry?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (C0Nlv)

220 Conservative men and women don't like each other much. They don't feel empathy properly, which makes them shitty partners, even for other conservatives.

The projection is strong with this one.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

221 204 >>I would say to women if they want a good husband and father they should find a man that fails all of their tips. Or you could go with the tips and marry a gay guy.

Cue the video of Jordan Peterson talking about how you want a spouse you can contend with, not one that just follows you around, constantly praising your every move.

Posted by: red speck at April 10, 2026 03:56 PM (Ve/HL)

222 Know how Gaston has a bunch of women fawning over how "manly" he is

Gaston is dead. Apparently there is a lot of in-fighting over who's going to take over Glock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)

223 Conservative men and women don't like each other much. They don't feel empathy properly, which makes them shitty partners, even for other conservatives.

The projection is strong with this one.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

yeah the statement is overflowing with love and compassion.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

224
Eliot Engel, Former Democrat Congressman Who Spearheaded Trump’s First Impeachment Dead at 79

___________

What's the leader board at the Masters?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (tgvbd)

225 Bottom line is this... throwing up flags to these bitches will only save you in the long run.
I bet they don't even like male cats.
Posted by: Inogame at April 10, 2026 03:26 PM (53oGX)

Sure they do. Neutering them is half the fun!

Posted by: InZona at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (peFv8)

226 1. This is absolutely terrible advice that can't possibly be offered as a way to help fellow women find good mates.

2. This is advice designed to sabotage fellow women in their attempts to find good mates. That leaves more available mates available to the advice-givers.

3. Every single one of these obnoxious commie bitches -- every single one -- would 100% fuck a Chad they met at the club, assuming he would be willing (doubtful).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

227 If he wears his sweater around his shoulders, he's probably liberal."

If he dances with his hands above his shoulders he's probably liberal.

If he drinks his mixed drink through the stirring straw he's probably liberal.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (V4IXI)

228 Women can't tell the difference between a confident man and asshole.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:52 PM

Is this something we should tell TJM?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)

229 "Conservative men and women don't like each other much. They don't feel empathy properly, which makes them shitty partners, even for other conservatives."

So, my conservative wife and I have been living a lie for 38 years?

I hate to break this news to her later.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (0aYVJ)

230 I have a pink STANLEY. My sons have 40 oz cups but without straws. They say straws are gay.

All that sucking, I guess.

Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (chM/Q)

231 Out: Inside you there are two wolves

In: Dozens of men have been inside men

Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (3uBP9)

232 "Cue the video of Jordan Peterson talking about how you want a spouse you can contend with, not one that just follows you around, constantly praising your every move."

Indeed. I think they need a sturdy wall they can drive into.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy)

233 Every single one of these obnoxious commie bitches -- every single one -- would 100% fuck a Chad they met at the club, assuming he would be willing (doubtful).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

One of the newest trends is that men aren't showing up at clubs either.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (8avO+)

234 215 "If he wears his sweater around his shoulders, he's probably liberal."

When she finds out he's gayer than a three dollar bill she'll need a large anxiety bag.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2026 03:55 PM (abIsI)

All 'rons raise your hand if you have ever worn your sweater around your shoulders like that.

The thing is, one you only do that when you did not need the sweater in the first place. Two, you want to get the fuck rid of it as soon as possible so you do not have to carry it around- so you ditch it in the car (same as a jacket or coat.) Three, if you ever have tried it you feel two sensations:

1) Pretentious as fuck. Want to ask Muffy if she would like to check the tennis courts.

2) Feels gay. Like a signal. Fuck I do not want to signal anything. Can I just throw this sweater away? I mean, it's ok, but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (bss/y)

235 If he wears his sweater around his shoulders, he's probably liberal."

If he dances with his hands above his shoulders he's probably liberal.

If he drinks his mixed drink through the stirring straw he's probably liberal.

If he stirs his drink with his dork, he's probably an AOSHQ commenter.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

236 Eliot Engel, Former Democrat Congressman Who Spearheaded Trump’s First Impeachment Dead at 79

Do you know where he's interred so I can relieve myself on his grave?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2026 03:59 PM (abIsI)

237
Either the women who talk the loudest and most frequently are extremely atypical or I hit the PowerBall jackpot when I married Her Majesty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 03:59 PM (tgvbd)

238 Ha! I'm way ahead of these ladies. I can sniff out a Leftist within a minute. I can barely even tell it's happening before the autonomic nervous reflex flips the safety catch on my .45.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 03:59 PM (BI5O2)

239 First date: coffee at Starbucks
Second date: No Kings Rally
Third date: audience at The View
SCORE

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

240 Eliot Engel, Former Democrat Congressman Who Spearheaded Trump’s First Impeachment Dead at 79
Posted by: SMOD
-------
Here richly, with ridiculous display,
The Politician's corpse was laid away.
While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.

Posted by: Hilaire Belloc at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (XeU6L)

241 All 'rons raise your hand if you have ever worn your sweater around your shoulders like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

First, I'd have to buy a sweater.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (VHUov)

242 I like the implicit premise of the article: these 30+ progressive women have such full dance cards that they need a shorthand way of eliminating all the unsuitables who want to wine and dine them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (Y6K7e)

243 230 I have a pink STANLEY. My sons have 40 oz cups but without straws. They say straws are gay.

All that sucking, I guess.
Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (chM/Q)

*sigh* I actually use the straw. I find I drink more when I do. Cannot quite explain the mechanism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (bss/y)

244 A lot of women think it's a red flag (as in a bad thing) if a man doesn't bring up the "body count" issue at some point.

The reasoning is that if a man doesn't bring it up, it means he doesn't want to be asked the same question about his body count because it's so high. So he avoids the topic completely.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

245 203 I suspect its more like:
He says he is an engineer (which means high paying job): she gushes
She says she is an engineer: guy is ambivalent.
Posted by: 18-1
_________________

Hey, not everyone likes trains. They should, but not everyone does.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (dIske)

246 The fact there are many more liberal women than conservative can't be the whole story. I think truly conservative women are not just rare, but not that much fun either.

Conservative women are rarer, get married younger, and stay married longer, so if you are an over 29 year old man looking for a female partner most of the women you will meet will be leftwing.

And then of course you also have the Chad McChaddington types just looking for some sex and Connie Conservative is less likely to give you a one night stand then Linda Liberal so you are going to be looking for Linda. Yeah she'll talk about tampons for Ukraine or whatever and Chad will nod his head right up until he "seals the deal".

But...you aren't calling Linda back the next day either...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

247 Pretentious as fuck. Want to ask Muffy if she would like to check the tennis courts.

2) Feels gay. Like a signal. Fuck I do not want to signal anything. Can I just throw this sweater away? I mean, it's ok, but...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (bss/y)

I don't wear sweaters often, but if I decide to wear it I just wear it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

248
1. "He's definitely left-leaning if he's not afraid of the word tampons."
--Anonymous, 45, Female, Chicago

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Doesn't Anonymous comment here a lot?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (p2Swi)

249 I live near a college town, and every time I drive through the main street (which cuts the campus in half) I am flabbergasted by how atrociously plain, overweight, and dumpy most of the college women look.
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When I took my eldest to Big State College U., about half the girls were fit and wore black leggings, belly shirts and long straight hair. Almost like a uniform. They were like creatures in the wild advertising their fertility.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (Dv3i1)

250 It occurs to me the original article was written to garner clicks, not advocate any particular dating habits, regardless what was written.

It comes across as just a bit "too on the nose" for the stereotypes it's depicting.

Probably better suited for a Netflix sitcom.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (AkEZC)

251 I wonder if these chicks are afraid of men because they have miserably low self-esteem.

I love men, and I'm not remotely frightened of the manly ones. They're less likely to be dangerous than the pussies.

Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (chM/Q)

252 If he stirs his drink with his dork, he's probably an AOSHQ commenter.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t

The drink has a little wang to it ( paraphrasing Hollywood Knights)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (V4IXI)

253 Hey, not everyone likes trains. They should, but not everyone does.

Trains are fun, just bring lube.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

254 All 'rons raise your hand if you have ever worn your sweater around your shoulders like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I resort to a quote from Office Space:

"No....No, dude. You get your ass kicked for something like that."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (0U5gm)

255 Is there an equivalent term for men as there is for women ? Ie . Women are "round heeled", ie promiscuous . Are men just considered "experienced"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (n3VHW)

256 Speaking of fighting . . .

For 20 years, the Ngogo chimps of Uganda's Kibale National Park 'were living the good life by being together,' Mitani said. They helped one another, dominated and killed apes from neighboring groups, expanded their territory and boosted their babies' chances of survival.

But in 2015, the group started splitting into two clusters. Several male chimps who had bridged cliques within the larger group died from disease, weakening social ties. Around the same time, a new alpha male rose to dominance.
. . . .
More than 24 apes have died so far as a result of the conflict, Mitani said. The true death toll is probably higher; given that there are so many chimps in a large area, some deaths go unrecorded, according to the study.

https://is.gd/swQZKB

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Dude, this is Africa, not Chicago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (ndZc7)

257
All 'rons raise your hand if you have ever worn your sweater around your shoulders like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

__________

Two things that look stupid.

- Men with sweaters tied around shoulders

- Women with sweaters tied around waist

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (tgvbd)

258 First date: coffee at Starbucks
Second date: No Kings Rally
Third date: audience at The View
SCORE
Posted by: wth

Coffee date? Pass. I deserve much more. Put in some effort. How about drinks at a bar during drag queen night?!?!?

Posted by: Entitled Liberal Women at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (ycI94)

259 Men buy YETIs. If you buy a Stanley it better be a big coffee thermos with the twist off integral cup, and one of your selection criteria is how well it would work as a rudimentary flail.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

260 The reasoning is that if a man doesn't bring it up, it means he doesn't want to be asked the same question about his body count because it's so high. So he avoids the topic completely.

I wonder. Perhaps they prefer a guy who's a proven Chad? Dunno.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

261 The most shocking thing about George Conway giving $1 million to Biden is that George Conway had $1 million.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (0bjKf)

262 F**king A Bubba.................

I would definitely leave my wife of 35 years for one of these Einsteinian Hot Babes ..............

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (WQvhz)

263 @219 -- Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue.
They may be conservative, but they're still guys.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (XMwZJ)

264 "He's definitely left-leaning if he's not afraid of the word tampons."

Huh? What adult male -- even the red-blooded MAGA alphas -- is afraid of the word "tampon"? That's stupid and childish. I keep tampons at my apartment ... just in case. And yea, I bought them myself at the store. And no, I wasn't embarrassed or squeamish.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

265 All of those women are older than 30 - most older than 40 - and are still single and don't know why they can't find a good man

Posted by: Agammamon at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (NRQST)

266 Went last weekend to penn state to frat weekend. Was looking forward to seeing what the girls were wearing.

They had all been picking crops earlier from what I could tell. Those barrel jeans are hideous. No wonder sex is down.

Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (chM/Q)

267 Harridans in their late 30s, 40s, and 50s need to accept that any man interested in them at their age is a good man. And then keep their criticisms to themselves instead of yapping about them incessantly.

Posted by: Advice for the liberal lovelorn at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (cHRsY)

268 A good portion of the female population has been totally ruined. They're gonna just love sharia though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (n5tGW)

269 however, if your brothers' name is Buckwheat...

Posted by: buckler tarlson at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (VrDSx)

270 Is there an equivalent term for men as there is for women ? Ie . Women are "round heeled", ie promiscuous . Are men just considered "experienced"?

Rake?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (Riz8t)

271 Is there an equivalent term for men as there is for women ? Ie . Women are "round heeled", ie promiscuous . Are men just considered "experienced"?

Or they will be called "dogs" or some such.

But overall a "moderate" level of experience is expected. I was watching a comedy reel the other day and the joke was that after accepting a date with a new guy a woman and her friends had to identify wthat his body count was because if it was "too low, like 3" he was a loser and if it was "too high, like 64" it was gross.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

272 259 Men buy YETIs. If you buy a Stanley it better be a big coffee thermos with the twist off integral cup, and one of your selection criteria is how well it would work as a rudimentary flail.
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Yep. Stanley Thermos is king. Don't fuck up the cup, though.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (n17eQ)

273 Conservatives turn it into a pissing contest by suddenly asking about cars, machinery, or other random things, and get upset when I know the answers."

Some people call that "directing the conversation to mutual points of interest"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 10, 2026 03:31 PM (C0Nlv)

It's also, possibly, men confusing "mechanical engineer" for "mechanic". A lot of people confuse those concepts in their head, I think. And they do partly because most mechanical engineers love them some machines - because part of machines is mechanical engineering.

But she's complaining about it as if it's a male thing, and it's not. It's more an engineer thing.

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (AtdJg)

274 228 Women can't tell the difference between a confident man and asshole.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 10, 2026 03:52 PM

Is this something we should tell TJM?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)

Yes, but you'll have to verbally communicate it since he's illiterate.

Posted by: In keeping with the meme at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (TbWk/)

275 I am proud to be a Canadian Non-Binary Person that supports the................

LBGQTRFHJUBFDSEWC VBMIYTEWX CGFBKBPESWD+

CUMMUNITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: A Proud Canadian at April 10, 2026 04:05 PM (T6FAi)

276 The reasoning is that if a man doesn't bring it up, it means he doesn't want to be asked the same question about his body count because it's so high. So he avoids the topic completely.

I wonder. Perhaps they prefer a guy who's a proven Chad? Dunno.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
_________

Some women do prefer Chads. They are usually the ladies ones looking to put as many fine notches on their belt as the Chads are. But my comment was directed to women looking for a real mate.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

277 @255 -- I think "round heeled" in that context means incompetent.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2026 04:05 PM (XMwZJ)

278 All jokes aside, it's the same with broads as with guys. If they aren't pushy about politics, they're normies.

If you say "how about that traffic tonight," and they reply "yeah, what a bummer," they're fine. If they start in about how it's Trump's fault, or how we're all going to die because of all those tailpipes and their exhaust, you're in for a bad night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)

279 Is there an equivalent term for men as there is for women ? Ie . Women are "round heeled", ie promiscuous . Are men just considered "experienced"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 04:01 PM (n3VHW)

rake, bounder, cad. There used to be such terms.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO+)

280 Buzzfeed's CEO is Jonah Peretti, a wealthy Jewish entrepreneur.

Posted by: Interesting at April 10, 2026 04:06 PM (nWYRG)

281 Two things that look stupid.

- Men with sweaters tied around shoulders

- Women with sweaters tied around waist

I'd tie it around my waist to free my hands as needed. Not going for a look.

Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2026 04:06 PM (chM/Q)

282 Men buy YETIs. If you buy a Stanley it better be a big coffee thermos with the twist off integral cup, and one of your selection criteria is how well it would work as a rudimentary flail.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

I have a Yeti with my company's logo on it (slapped a Quilter's Irish Death beer sticker on it). And I have a Yukon with the Buc-ee's logo. Neither have straws. The only time I use a straw is if I am in the car after visiting McDonald's.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 10, 2026 04:06 PM (0aYVJ)

283 I wonder. Perhaps they prefer a guy who's a proven Chad? Dunno.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

Guys who already have girls do seem to be more attractive to certain women, it seems to be true. I wonder if their are other factors though (Chris Rock's bit.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2026 04:06 PM (bss/y)

284 I'm a reasonably good looking dude. Gay dudes in public almost never "hit" on me, because they can tell from a zip code away I'm not into dudes. They'll strike up a conversation, sure, because that's what humans do. And then we laugh and joke about how retarded everybody is.

It's like all these weird reddit-addled harridans have completely forgot what being human is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 04:06 PM (w9XzI)

285 But overall a "moderate" level of experience is expected. I was watching a comedy reel the other day and the joke was that after accepting a date with a new guy a woman and her friends had to identify wthat his body count was because if it was "too low, like 3" he was a loser and if it was "too high, like 64" it was gross.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

Women want guys that other women want. That's why most normal guys these days aren't getting any while the chicks are all sharing Chads and Tyrones.

Posted by: Simply a cruel fact of modern life at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (TbWk/)

286 Women can't tell the difference between a confident man and asshole.

Disagree a bit.

I think asshole are confident, and being confident is more important then being nice.

So yes, given a choice between Nice and Confident or Mean and Confident pretty much all women choose the first, but if you force them to choose between nice and confident, nice will usually lose.

And seriously, if you are a single guy learning to appear confident is the single most important thing you can do

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

287 I know some female athletes. There's that chick who plays tennis, the one that plays basketball, and that other one that golfs.

Posted by: fd - Would you like to buy a slightly used affirmation? at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (vFG9F)

288 Most female engineers I have known are very competitive against males, they suck as engineers, and they have round heels.

I'll tell you about the good ones when I meet one.

Posted by: Yep at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (KVa9+)

289 Stanley Cups is the best trophy in professional sports. Even non-hockey fans know it; recognize it. Sex toys are for the prelim, up to you to finish-sex 101

Posted by: pahound at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (HJCDN)

290 Guys who already have girls do seem to be more attractive to certain women, it seems to be true.

Can confirm.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t)

291 Up, up, and away!

https://is.gd/KPlBkD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 04:08 PM (ndZc7)

292 The most shocking thing about George Conway giving $1 million to Biden is that George Conway had $1 million.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (0bjKf)

I'd ask for proof first. Lying is free.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

293 275 I am proud to be a Canadian Non-Binary Person that supports the................

LBGQTRFHJUBFDSEWC VBMIYTEWX CGFBKBPESWD+

CUMMUNITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: A Proud Canadian

Soo brave! You shud be the end of the Rainbow Railroad to help refugeeze escape Trump's Queeracaust!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (ycI94)

294 Women can't tell the difference between a confident man and asshole.

I can.

But I'm repressing assholery myself.

Posted by: dagny at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (chM/Q)

295 Coffee date? Pass. I deserve much more. Put in some effort. How about drinks at a bar during drag queen night?!?!?
Posted by: Entitled Liberal Women
.......

How am I going to recognize you in a crowded bar when you look nothing like your on-line profile pic?

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

296 I have my dad's old Stanley that he took to work when i was kid. Never use it. Handle is all janked up. But still.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (w9XzI)

297 Stanley Cups is the best trophy in professional sports. Even non-hockey fans know it; recognize it. Sex toys are for the prelim, up to you to finish-sex 101
Posted by: pahound at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (HJCDN)

Tell that to the team that left it behind on a frozen lake. It was even lost for an entire spring and summer once.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

298 I had one of those big metal cups but it wasn't a Stanley. It had a faux wood grain finish. What ever it was it did not survive being driven over by a tractor.

Posted by: fd - Would you like to buy a slightly used affirmation? at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (vFG9F)

299 #1 tell: When he needs shelves installed, he calls the guy.

Posted by: Peaches at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (vWBRj)

300 So many cat enthusiasts piping in with advice on how to be a permanent cat enthusiast.

My guess is none of them or a single digit percentage are even Applebee's 4s.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (xvV+O)

301 Old southern saying that them what has, gets. Longer I live the more this is proven to be true.

Posted by: Another cruel fact of life at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (TbWk/)

302 Yes, it is rather hilarious that while women hate cheaters you will never get hit on more than when you have a girlfriend.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (YwEeS)

303 So, these creatures that were polled say that a Gay-Feminine type Guy is the way to go ???

Go for it Babes and enjoy a life with a person that does not care about you and only themselves and when your 60 Y/O and Homeless then Uncle Gavin is there to save you in a Shit-hole Blue City..

Nice Cardboard boxes from a Washer and Dryer are great place to spend your Golden Years next to the CVS Garbage Dumpster....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (rvNIn)

304 I'd ask for proof first. Lying is free.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

Fifty bucks and he put a sticker on his car.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (w9XzI)

305 285 But overall a "moderate" level of experience is expected. I was watching a comedy reel the other day and the joke was that after accepting a date with a new guy a woman and her friends had to identify wthat his body count was because if it was "too low, like 3" he was a loser and if it was "too high, like 64" it was gross.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

Women want guys that other women want. That's why most normal guys these days aren't getting any while the chicks are all sharing Chads and Tyrones.
Posted by: Simply a cruel fact of modern life at April 10, 2026 04:07 PM (TbWk/)
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What a weird topic for dates. I had no idea of my husband's past til we were engaged? Honestly, no idea when the subject came up. Nor did I have him tested for STD's as there was no reason.

Granted, after HIV and I was dating, that test might have crossed my mind for him (and I would have it as well to be fair).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

306 Guys who already have girls do seem to be more attractive to certain women, it seems to be true.

Guy in my friend group was getting divorced, and a based female in my friend group told him to keep the ring when he goes out dating.

Seems...wrong...but he also had a new girlfriend pretty soon.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

307 I do admit, I would be a little excited to see what my Evel Knievel Wind-Up Stunt Cycle might add to bed-time fun.

I could see a runup track to a ramp, RevRev! and at at the exact perfect moment, eh..hem, Jump!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (3uBP9)

308 Chicago Bob is the Neville Chamberlain of our time.

https://is.gd/FF7jGW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)

309 Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2026

Hey😉 I don't think people use that term anymore, but it would have been amusing to ask my future husband that on our first date. He studied English so he probably would know the reference. And if he asked me "Are you the town bicycle?" I could have looked at him innocently and said " Well, I HAVE. a bicycle." Fortunately there were no weird questions from either of us. That was in the Middle Ages.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (n3VHW)

310 Headline (GBNews - YT video):

"WATCH: Pro-Palestine protesters STORM Ministry of Defence and HASSLE Royal Navy Officers"

subhead: "BREAKING: Hundreds of pro-Palestine protesters have taken to the streets of Central London unexpectedly, marching towards the Ministry of Defence and targeting Royal Navy Officers. GB News' Mark White reports."

Me: Unexpectedly!

Posted by: mrp at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (rj6Yv)

311
They mean they were lazy and had no ideas so they asked their commenters to write a post for them.

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Maybe not. There's a "written in-house by the staff" whiff to this. Like Letters to Penthouse.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (SBmuB)

312 Is there an equivalent term for men as there is for women ? Ie . Women are "round heeled", ie promiscuous . Are men just considered "experienced"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You only need language like that to describe the ones who defy expectations.

40-something woman chasing 20-year-old men?
"Cougar."

40-something man chasing 20-year-old women?
"Normal."

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (VHUov)

313 296 I have my dad's old Stanley that he took to work when i was kid. Never use it. Handle is all janked up. But still.
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My Stanley thermos is fine except the cup got all fucked up somehow. Won't screw on - bent.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 10, 2026 04:10 PM (n17eQ)

314 Ha... the Star Wars version of Trump's rant is the third format I've read it in, after his original, and quotes in paragraphs. It's also the first time I noticed this: when he blows off podcasters' calls, "after a few times, they go "nasty," just like Marjorie "Traitor" Brown." Oof. So casually brutal.

Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (Sy6m/)

315 Women want guys that other women want. That's why most normal guys these days aren't getting any while the chicks are all sharing Chads and Tyrones.
Posted by: Simply a cruel fact of modern life
==
Modern life my ass.

Posted by: Grok, tribal waste mgmt at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R)

316 Iranians doing what Iranians do:

IRAN SAYS TALKS WITH U.S. TO BEGIN IF 'PRECONDITIONS ARE ACCEPTED' -IRANIAN MEDIA

What are those preconditions?

1) ceasefire in Lebanon
2) release of Iran’s blocked assets

Will they even get into the negotiating room to start talks?

I'm sure this a lot of pre-game bluster.

Posted by: WisRich at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (G0vdT)

317 This is a very entertaining thread.

Posted by: Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (SzQwW)

318 I want a man who has starred in at least 2 Truvada commercials.

Posted by: Wally at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (65cLN)

319 Nood Steve Inman

Posted by: SciVo at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (Sy6m/)

320 So, these creatures that were polled say that a Gay-Feminine type Guy is the way to go ???

Go for it Babes and enjoy a life with a person that does not care about you and only themselves and when your 60 Y/O and Homeless then Uncle Gavin is there to save you in a Shit-hole Blue City..

Nice Cardboard boxes from a Washer and Dryer are great place to spend your Golden Years next to the CVS Garbage Dumpster....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 10, 2026 04:11 PM (rvNIn)

321 Men buy YETIs. If you buy a Stanley it better be a big coffee thermos with the twist off integral cup, and one of your selection criteria is how well it would work as a rudimentary flail.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

Not true, entirely. A lot of men stopped buying Yetis when ... they either went all anti-gun, all pro-DiD, or raged on Trump.

Also, using the thermos as a weapon, while very feasible with the right setup and construction, would not be a flail. A flail would be two or more sticks connected by bits of chain. Or, possibly a handle with chains attached to the end. A thermos would work as a club with an sturdy handle on it. An alternate selection criteria might be how it would work as a hammer or support under one end of a board you're cutting.

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 04:12 PM (AtdJg)

322 --Anonymous, 45, Female, Chicago
.......

Blech.

Posted by: wth at April 10, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS)

323 254 All 'rons raise your hand if you have ever worn your sweater around your shoulders like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I resort to a quote from Office Space:

"No....No, dude. You get your ass kicked for something like that."
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 10, 2026 04:01

Their whole wish list fits this quote but I'm 29 so...

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2026 04:12 PM (6z5U/)

324 40-something man chasing 20-year-old women?
"Normal."

Now they're calling such men pedos and groomers. Which is nonsense from a purely factual perspective, but nonsense is the common currency these days.

Posted by: When did everything go so wrong? at April 10, 2026 04:13 PM (TbWk/)

325 "He doesn't get mad at women when you drop hard facts about misogyny and the microaggressions women deal with frequently."

LOLGF. This happened to me recently. Met a hottie, seemed cool, and exchanged numbers. Started texting. She soon starts complaining about her period. Ok, I thought, some girls get bad periods, so many I could earn points by cheering her up.

So I made a few jokes about men are lucky to not have to deal with that, but we have to watch out zipping up our pants so we don't get our balls caught in the zipper. It was obviously a joke, obviously intended to at least get a smile. Her reaction? She jumped down my throat, like I insulted her and all women.

I blocked that bitch. Dodged a bullet!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

326 Yes, it is rather hilarious that while women hate cheaters you will never get hit on more than when you have a girlfriend.
Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (YwEeS)

Cheating with them is another category entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)

327 BREAKING: Hundreds of "MOSTLY PEACEFUL" pro-Palestine protesters have taken to the streets of Central London unexpectedly, marching towards the Ministry of Defence and targeting Royal Navy Officers.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 10, 2026 04:13 PM (rvNIn)

328 I'm going to raid the public men's bathroom of tampons for medical supplies like bullet holes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 04:14 PM (xvV+O)

329 Don't stick it in crazy

There should be a corollary for women: don't let crazy stick it in you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:14 PM (El6/E)

330 All these items would be pretty easy to fake if a guy is just looking to get some easy lay. All these things are implicitly easy, no commitment, no responsibility, fake assed, hollow, performative gestures.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 04:15 PM (3uBP9)

331 40-something man chasing 20-year-old women?
"Normal."

Now they're calling such men pedos and groomers. Which is nonsense from a purely factual perspective, but nonsense is the common currency these days.
Posted by: When did everything go so wrong? at April 10, 2026 04:13 PM (TbWk/)

That's never going to work outside the grimly worried 30-40 year old set of women. Women in their 20s spent lots of times with older dudes with money to spend on them and places for them to travel to.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

332 it is rather hilarious that while women hate cheaters you will never get hit on more than when you have a girlfriend.

This is known and I can attest to it. My theory is that women see you with another woman and figure you've been vetted, you're safe and acceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:15 PM (El6/E)

333 The most shocking thing about George Conway giving $1 million to Biden is that George Conway had $1 million.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 10, 2026 04:03 PM (0bjKf)

I'd ask for proof first. Lying is free.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)
_____

He was a partner at Wachtel. Major NYC law firm. Partners there make millions of dollars a year. So yea, he could easily have a million bucks laying around. Do I think the fat fucker actually donated a million? No.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

334 A mechanical engineer that doesn't want to talk about mechanical things? Oh, I really trust myself in anything she's designed!

Posted by: pookysgirl, clearly sarcastic at April 10, 2026 04:17 PM (Wt5PA)

335 And it is not a new thing for most women to go after the hottest 1%. They always have.

The difference now is that the hottest 1% is a huger area. Before it was "the hottest guy in my work or living area." Now its "the hottest guy in the entire nation or even world" with dating aps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:17 PM (El6/E)

336 it is rather hilarious that while women hate cheaters you will never get hit on more than when you have a girlfriend.

This is known and I can attest to it. My theory is that women see you with another woman and figure you've been vetted, you're safe and acceptable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:15 PM (El6/E)

I remember a waitress hitting on the husband of a coworker once. She was steaming, we were all right there.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)

337 Ah, there were two times in the last two years with Yeti....

The first (and the one I was thinking of) was they dropped the NRA Foundation and would no longer sell items to them.

The second was last year when they cancelled a bulk order for an organization because it's logo (really the name of the organization) had "conservative women" among the words on it. They said that violated their policy of not personalizing items with "political text."

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2026 04:18 PM (AtdJg)

338 302 Yes, it is rather hilarious that while women hate cheaters you will never get hit on more than when you have a girlfriend.
Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2026 04:09 PM (YwEeS)
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At a work party once, after over 5yrs of marriage, a female engineer was hitting on my husband with me sitting next to him. He was wearing our second son on his back at the time.

I knew, first of all, my husband. Second that she was no competition for me.

When we left I mentioned her flirting with him and he seemed honestly shocked as he did not notice.

I learned later she has the reputation of sleeping with anyone who would let her.

All this to say that I never worried when he traveled. He'd call me after dinner from his hotel and I was home with the chimps. I mean, when you've got it all waiting at home why bother?

He also knew I would come close to killing him, take him for every cent he was worth, and take our boys to go live with my parents. That message was clear without him asking.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 10, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk)

339 >>>He was a partner at Wachtel. Major NYC law firm. Partners there make millions of dollars a year. So yea, he could easily have a million bucks laying around. Do I think the fat fucker actually donated a million? No.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 10, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

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Some article I read about this said he's worth around 24 million. On the interwebz. Must be true.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 10, 2026 04:18 PM (axVu6)

340 That's never going to work outside the grimly worried 30-40 year old set of women. Women in their 20s spent lots of times with older dudes with money to spend on them and places for them to travel to.

You notice that when a 40 year old guy dates a 20 year old, all the women hate on the man... and say nothing about the girl.

I find it odd that a man would want to hang out with a 20 year old in a relationship. I think my 20something cousins are nice enough at family picnics but I wouldn't want to build a life with them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:19 PM (El6/E)

341 Cum stains on his shirt collar are a sure tell.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2026 04:20 PM (FhXTo)

342 I find it odd that a man would want to hang out with a 20 year old in a relationship. I think my 20something cousins are nice enough at family picnics but I wouldn't want to build a life with them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:19 PM (El6/E)

You also don't want to build a life with the baggage a 35 year old woman can carry in.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)

343 Men buy YETIs. If you buy a Stanley it better be a big coffee thermos with the twist off integral cup, and one of your selection criteria is how well it would work as a rudimentary flail.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 10, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)
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My 30 ounce beer and cocktail roaders are RTIC. 1/3 the price and work just as well.

A 30 oz roadmaster means you don't have to keep going back to home base campsite to refill.... so much. Why 30 oz, two full beers and half in your cup and half down while you refill.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 10, 2026 04:22 PM (xvV+O)

344 278 All jokes aside, it's the same with broads as with guys. If they aren't pushy about politics, they're normies.

If you say "how about that traffic tonight," and they reply "yeah, what a bummer," they're fine. If they start in about how it's Trump's fault, or how we're all going to die because of all those tailpipes and their exhaust, you're in for a bad night.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)

I had an acquaintance who was like this, but about Mormons.

No matter what you said to him, he'd find a way to turn it into a rant about Mormons.

Posted by: XTC at April 10, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)

345 You also don't want to build a life with the baggage a 35 year old woman can carry in.

At my age, I have too much of my own baggage to complain about others

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2026 04:25 PM (El6/E)

346 Sign of a promising first dinner date:

"But enough about me. Tell me about your tampons."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 10, 2026 03:49 PM (guGkK)

Go on . . . *takes notes*

Posted by: King Chuck at April 10, 2026 04:25 PM (wVcYX)

347 Their dating pool should be limited to chicks who have transitioned to being ‘men’.

Posted by: Chunk at April 10, 2026 04:27 PM (9AdGW)

348 Liberal guys generally try to pronounce uncommon names correctly and go out of their way to do so. This shows that they value people and respect the way they see/identify themselves,

What bullshit. My surname is a guessing game if you ain’t from around my part of the country. I’ve never gotten offended by people who can’t pronounce it, I’ve known it doesn’t sound like it looks since I learned how to spell.

Posted by: Clay at April 10, 2026 04:29 PM (4rt3O)

349 Ladies and Gents ... I'll say this. If I get out of this marriage - and its been thirty - there will not be another.

Women have turned into a great big pain in the ass. Way more than the ten minutes once a couple weeks is worth.

Bring on the sex-bots.

Posted by: Yep at April 10, 2026 04:39 PM (KVa9+)

350 "This is a man we're talking about, right?" - Phil Connors

Posted by: Dodd at April 10, 2026 04:47 PM (0ltTz)

351 All of Trump's Truth Social posts should be in that Star Wars format.

Posted by: tsj017 at April 10, 2026 04:53 PM (xakWh)

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