Deadline Cafe

Hickman Natural Bridge, Capital Reef National Park

The Hickman Natural Bridge has now been bombed.

Spoiled boxer demands his eye-mask so that he can nap.

In fairness, quality sleep is important. Otherwise you might just drag-ass all day.

This cat cannot abide your buffoonery.

Punch the Monkey getting frisky with his girlfriend.

Takeoff.

Pandas, the athletes of the bamboo jungle.

Elephant and baby.

The day after Easter.

Penguin bubble party.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/O78pWZoGWr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 7, 2026

The cat feels included.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/mPy0KtiulE
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 7, 2026

Little baby.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Hr9Lnzg8Xr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 6, 2026

He accepted his fate.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/OBcvZEyQ8P
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 6, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:37 PM

Comments

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1 BLURST

Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (d5syB)

2 Top 10?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (XuXeR)

3 Headline is out of date.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (u73oe)

4 Love the dog alat the end. Knows he's making her happy but also can't wait to get outside, crap and run around barking at squirrels.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (d5syB)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (cYBz/)

6
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are home after three weeks on the road. Lots of laundry, both dog and people, to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (tgvbd)

7 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

8 I alerted those still downstairs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (u73oe)

9 245 BTW, that 'retired' Army General? Typically they go on inactive reserve with call-up option.

So he better be careful. The Secretary of War just may call him back to active duty and put in charge of Nome Alaska.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ha ha ha ha ha... 😂
That's funny....

Posted by: Mark Kelly at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (ycI94)

10 Cafe time!

Best time of day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (35jYC)

11 Natural Science. Last track off of Permanent Waves. Great time to end a solid 6 song half hour prog rock bender. Better than Spirit of Radio?

.......maybe.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (d5syB)

12 That rock bridge looks like one ape picking nits off the other apes head.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:38 PM (V4IXI)

13 It's weird how Ukraine spent the last three years trying to blow up the Kerch Bridge and apparently all that time it was a war crime. When does Zelenskyyy's trial start?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:38 PM (ZOv7s)

14 You don't want to be around when those bubbles pop.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

15 Watching bugs take off in slow motion makes one wonder how they can even fly

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

16 I really do not know how pandas have survived in the wild. They are goofballs to the max. LOL

Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:40 PM (Q0yOR)

17 Consensus is that the little baby is a Lion.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 07:40 PM (gKWVE)

18
*raises arm*
*snaps fingers*

Garçon!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (tgvbd)

19 17 It's a cutie but has murder paws waiting. Lure you in with those eyes.

Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (Q0yOR)

20 What about the men ladybugs?

What about them?

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (aTgV0)

21 Song of the hour.

https://is.gd/t3tnci

Your Time Has Come Today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (ndZc7)

22 I'll be honest, Ace's sidebar obscure hits are almost always obscure for me. I recall around 10% and the rest I never heard of before. But for something to get played on the radio in the middle of fly over country where I grew up it would have to be pretty popular and I didn't really listen to mtv/vh1 that much.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

23 Why does it say that the Hickman Bridge has been bombed?

Neither wiki nor ddg acknowledge this.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (kvcnI)

24
Hadrian,

I'm so happy you are back. Missed you.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (3ek7K)

25 Willow'd:

109 I actually got a whole meat arsenal. First was the KitchenAid tenderizer, and I also got one of those cast iron smash burger squishers.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (3uBP9)

I had this one tenderizer I really loved for grilling or baking cuts of meat, with razor-sharp blades stood up in a row on a spring-loaded brace. You grab the handle, and the blades are not exposed; you push it into the meat, and the brace compresses while the blades continue on to pierce. Wham wham wham wham! Then marinate, and it soaks in deeply.

The problem was, with the plastic case and fiddly bits, unfixable breakage was inevitable. It was a very disposable tool, and the more such I outlast, the more I would rather get durable ones. So I never replaced it.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (Sy6m/)

26 willowed

"Democratic voters have realized that their party is filled with weak, feckless "leaders" and they are done with it."

Posted by: Welcome to the Uniparty, pal at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

27 Un-ital'd

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (Sy6m/)

28 Greetings gray box friends.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (Q/FnY)

29 I think I unlocked the secret meaning of the 6-7 craze.

The devil is 6 and G-d is 7, so 6-7 is a reflection on the triumph of good over evil and the duality of man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

30
Pork chops cooked with country gravy, mashed taters and steamed broccoli for dinner.

It's smelling good.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (3ek7K)

31 The only way to make proper cubed steak is to beat your meat really hard.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

32 Mephiticness!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 07:44 PM (FguBe)

33 Penguin bubble party.. 😅

===
Fantastic!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (GD0B3)

34 That cat would have a lot of buffoonery to abide in my house.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (aTgV0)

35 I couldn't remember who Sarah Longwell was until I saw the picture again, Oh yeah, Smirky Tubster.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (3uBP9)

36 If the boxer vid wasn't a set up vid of a trained dog then it's freaking hilarious.

I hate that you can't trust anything posted on the net.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (V4IXI)

37 I'll be honest, Ace's sidebar obscure hits are almost always obscure for me. I recall around 10% and the rest I never heard of before. But for something to get played on the radio in the middle of fly over country where I grew up it would have to be pretty popular and I didn't really listen to mtv/vh1 that much.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)
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A bunch of the obscure stuff is B side tracks never released as a single. I was too broke to afford records or much in the way of cassettes, so my audio experience dates from the CD era plus whatever was on the radio. Since I lived in a college town, I got to hear more variety than most.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

38 The bubble of our opportunity to experience a complete week in the Café, sans mephitic interruptions, has popped, with the week a mere 40% complete. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

39 This cat cannot abide your buffoonery.
-----
I keep telling my cats that I will not abide any silliness in my household.

They've disobeyed my command every day for 13 years and counting....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (ESVrU)

40 Beat your meat like you wanted the t-bone but couldn't afford it.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:47 PM (aTgV0)

41 I hate that you can't trust anything posted on the net.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM

There are exceptions, Monsieur.

Posted by: The French Model at April 07, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

42 The bubble of our opportunity to experience a complete week in the Café, sans mephitic interruptions, has popped, with the week a mere 40% complete. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)
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Sorry, I had beans with lunch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

43 >>Why does it say that the Hickman Bridge has been bombed?

Jocularity. ace is known for his constant masturbation and occassional joke.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (GukFK)

44 Beat your meat like you wanted the t-bone but couldn't afford it.
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:47 PM (aTgV0)
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I saw Beat Your Meat open for Ministry in 1991. Great show!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)

45 It's weird how Ukraine spent the last three years trying to blow up the Kerch Bridge and apparently all that time it was a war crime. When does Zelenskyyy's trial start?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:38 PM (ZOv7s)

Actually most of that was the Brits doing. They have never gotten over the Crimean war.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+)

46 We're summoning mephits now? Do wot?

Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:50 PM (Q0yOR)

47 My new hash seems to be "Fug you bee". Not sure where it came from but I hope it stays for a bit, I kind of like it.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 07:50 PM (FguBe)

48 That baby big cat is being trained to eat human babies and you think its cute????

Posted by: From about That Time at April 07, 2026 07:51 PM (sl73Y)

49 I had to look up that bridge as thought maybe it finally collapsed

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

50 I really do not know how pandas have survived in the wild. They are goofballs to the max. LOL
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:40 PM (Q0yOR)

Bamboo trees are terrible at dodging. Similar to the nearly as useless Koala that has to work extra to keep their only food from poisoning their babies.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)

51 Top pic: I've been there. Not too difficult a hike. And it was not oven-hot that morning.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (0aYVJ)

52 Damn Alec Guiness blew up the Bridge Over the River Kwai!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (ndZc7)

53 Actually most of that was the Brits doing. They have never gotten over the Crimean war.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+)
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They have a whole train of grievances, like the fishing fleet getting shot at by the Imperial Navy in 1905 after thinking they were Japanese torpedo boats (who somehow sailed to the North Sea).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (ZOv7s)

54 You wouldn't want to be killed by a panda attack because I think the terrible embarrassment would hurt almost as much as the violent mauling.

Posted by: banana Dream - almost at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (3uBP9)

55 54 I would definitely lie.

Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:53 PM (Q0yOR)

56 I really do not know how pandas have survived in the wild. They are goofballs to the max.

They kinda aren't really. Even for an animal they are sort of retarded. They are dying out but I wonder how exactly they made it this far

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:54 PM (El6/E)

57 Alec Guiness finally came to his senses and fell on the Wyle E Coyote Device.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:55 PM (aTgV0)

58 That baby big cat is being trained to eat human babies and you think its cute????
Posted by: From about That Time at April 07, 2026 07:51 PM (sl73Y)

You train them to do it and their natural cussedness makes them never eat babies just to spite you.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:55 PM (8avO+)

59 Pandas have survived because the rest of the animal kingdom has taken pity on them and their ridiculousness.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 07:55 PM (XV/Pl)

60 There's always that one penguin that can't just be chill with the bubbles.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 07:56 PM (aTgV0)

61 Alec Guiness finally came to his senses and fell on the Wyle E Coyote Device.

Speaking of Alec Guiness, we all need to rewatch Bridge on the River Kwai now that we know he was trying to prevent a war crime by blowing up a bridge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:56 PM (El6/E)

62 Bamboo trees are terrible at dodging. Similar to the nearly as useless Koala that has to work extra to keep their only food from poisoning their babies.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)
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Herbivores don't need to be cunning. I think the Pandas are in trouble because of habitat loss. Like all Communists, the Chicoms have zero interest in wildlife habitat, clean air, potable water or fertile soil. Don't trust China, China is asshoe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)

63 Hah,

Tousi is showing that Iran broke the ceasefire within minutes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 07:58 PM (/lPRQ)

64 Country gravy? Which country?

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (wvc0i)

65 62 Some idjit planted bamboo down from me and it's taken over the right of way for the power lines. Whenever the crews need to get in there it's a major undertaking with lots of chainsaws and cursing.

Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (Q0yOR)

66 >>> Jocularity. ace is known for his constant masturbation and occassional joke.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (GukFK)

Jucularity can be fun.

Posted by: 1960s musical Fur - The Endorian Tribal Love-Rock Musical at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)

67
America.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)

68 Hah,

Tousi is showing that Iran broke the ceasefire within minutes.

Attacking other countries...

Their 'mosaic' defense is working as designed. Regional commanders are doing WTF they want.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (/lPRQ)

69 Doggo is stoned AF

Posted by: Got into the edibles at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)

70 BTW, it's Capitol Reef, not Capital.

A little bit of pedantry with your mephiticness.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (FguBe)

71 Make of this what you will.

The Associated Press
@AP
BREAKING: Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (ndZc7)

72 Bamboo trees are terrible at dodging. Similar to the nearly as useless Koala that has to work extra to keep their only food from poisoning their babies.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)
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Herbivores don't need to be cunning. I think the Pandas are in trouble because of habitat loss. Like all Communists, the Chicoms have zero interest in wildlife habitat, clean air, potable water or fertile soil. Don't trust China, China is asshoe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)

Pandas had to turn some wrist bones into a thumb-like work-alike because their bear claws aren't opposable.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (8avO+)

73
Dang, jealous of the dog, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (3ek7K)

74 Are those bubbles real or superimposed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (Cqx++)

75 As their proxies launch drones

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

76 Some idjit planted bamboo down from me and it's taken over the right of way for the power lines. Whenever the crews need to get in there it's a major undertaking with lots of chainsaws and cursing.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (Q0yOR)

Fight back with kudzu.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (8avO+)

77 No ceasefire! What the frack, are we doing Vietnam 2.0? This is bullshit. The IRGC will use this time to rearm.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (wvc0i)

78 Never piss off a panda moving his way up thru the corporate ranking.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (Fbc0I)

79 No ceasefire! What the frack, are we doing Vietnam 2.0? This is bullshit. The IRGC will use this time to rearm.
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:01 PM (wvc0i)

from where?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:02 PM (8avO+)

80 >>> Jocularity. ace is known for his constant masturbation and occassional joke.
Posted by: JackStraw

He used to have the chicken choking graph pinned to the top of the right side bar for years. Years!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:02 PM (/lPRQ)

81 BREAKING: Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.
-
Victory celebrations to begin shortly.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (vSvIl)

82 Russia will rearm them

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (wvc0i)

83 Remember when Kudzu was going to be the death of us all?

And killer bees.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (aTgV0)

84 76 Ha! That's all along the railroad tracks. And along Route 1 through Stafford. LOL

Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 08:04 PM (Q0yOR)

85 China will rearm them overland.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:04 PM (wvc0i)

86 Russia will rearm them
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (wvc0i)

they have their own use for those missiles, like destroying power plants and bridges in Ukraine. They already told Iran to make a deal with the US a week ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (8avO+)

87 Unofficial Trump on X@trump_repost . 20s
The alleged Statement put out by CNN World News is a FRAUD, as CNN well knows.

The false Statement was linked to a Fake News site (from Nigeria) and, of course, immediately picked up by CNN, and blared out as a "legitimate" headline.

The Official Statement by Iran was just released, and posted on TRUTH, below. Authorities are looking to determine whether or not a crime was committed on the issuance of the Fake CNN World Statement, or was it a sick rogue player?

CNN is being ordered to immediately withdraw this Statement with full apologies for their, as usual, terrible "reporting." Results of the investigation will be announced in the near future.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (RUHxY)

88 Pandas had to turn some wrist bones into a thumb-like work-alike because their bear claws aren't opposable.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:00 PM (8avO+)

On the contrary.

Posted by: International Society Against Panda Bear Claws at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (TbWk/)

89 Murder hornets.

To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

90 Nood Hormuz

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 08:06 PM (TbhYO)

91 Some idjit planted bamboo down from me and it's taken over the right of way for the power lines. Whenever the crews need to get in there it's a major undertaking with lots of chainsaws and cursing.
Posted by: turambar

Ummm...
I think that was me.

Neighbor clearcut everything up to his property line. Then built a shed with damn near zero lot line. Don't need to look at his garbage.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 08:06 PM (/lPRQ)

92 >>> Doggo is stoned AF
Posted by: Got into the edibles at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)

Once I was out walking our dogs and the crazy one started attacking a yellow jacket nest in the ground. Before I could react I had a mess of the little f'ers attacking me and both dogs. Once I got away and the bugs killed, yes they followed us back home, we called the vet and asked what to do about their stings. They both got stung a bunch. The vet said to give them Benadryl which I did.

They got totally hopped up on goofballs. One just sat in front of a wall staring at it for two hours. If it could talk it would have been saying, "oh wow man, do you see that? Oh wow. Oh wow...."

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)

93 And killer bees.

And Japanese Super Hornets

And honeybees are all vanishing and it will doom us all

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (El6/E)

94 Murder hornets.

To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

Did they ever spread to the US? They still are there in Japan.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (8avO+)

95 77 No ceasefire! What the frack, are we doing Vietnam 2.0? This is bullshit. The IRGC will use this time to rearm.
Posted by: Archer

Rearm? With what? I assume they'll have difficulty getting Chinese or Russian equipment in, they have major financial shortfalls, and their national industry has been impacted. 2 weeks isn't very long, and what could they possibly obtain that would be an issue for us? Maybe some drones and missiles to launch randomly at their regional neighbors? That'll be helpful...

Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (ycI94)

96 I took Ralphy to the vet today for an allergy Cytopointe injection. The price went up here in my part of Canada so probably for all of you also. FYI

Minus 5 Celcius tonight. I'll bring Snowflake in tonight if she wants. She came in and slept most of the afternoon in my chair.

And Great News!
MS Now "War Crime Threat Averted."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Sco7b)

97 89 Murder hornets.

To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

Gotten stung by yellowjackets a couple three times back in the day. It's not just that they hurt, they're fucking vindictive little bastards. They aren't like bees which will usually leave you alone if you leave them alone. Oh no, they spot you and it's game on.

Posted by: Nasty aggressive little buggers at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)

98 And honeybees are all vanishing and it will doom us all
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (El6/E)

Not if the Texas bee lady has anything to say about it.

https://www.youtube.com/@texasbeeworks

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (8avO+)

99 Did they ever spread to the US? They still are there in Japan.

Turns out they cannot handle most of the US climate and landscape

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (El6/E)

100 Did they ever spread to the US? They still are there in Japan.

Turns out they cannot handle most of the US climate and landscape
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (El6/E)

That's what stopped the killer bees too. And the Martian invaders.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (8avO+)

101 Since issuing its acceptance of the ceasefire, Iran has fired missiles at three different parts of Israel and apparently fired both drones and missiles at the United Arab Emirates.

Haven't seen any report about the expected timing of a ship transiting the Strait of Hormuz.

Meanwhile, Pakistan's Prime Minister stated that the cease-fire is effective immediately.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 08:10 PM (VrdhL)

102 Not if the Texas bee lady has anything to say about it.

Bee Girl is doing her part

https://youtu.be/3qVPNONdF58

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:11 PM (El6/E)

103 Stateless,
Just so you know. You are careful to define Snowflake as NOT YOUR CAT, but you are clearly HER HUMAN. She will be merciless.

Posted by: Wenda at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (QNSS1)

104 Did they ever spread to the US? They still are there in Japan.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 08:07 PM (8avO+)

There had been some evidence of them being in the Pacific Northwest, but then, not much else. it was a click-bait thing a few years ago. All I know is that any hornet that is as big as my thumb must be avoided.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)

105 The boxer and its sleep mask is very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at April 07, 2026 08:14 PM (lJ0H4)

106 Country gravy? Which country?
Posted by: Archer

CSA. Southern sausage gravy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (U7QMZ)

107 That's what stopped the killer bees too. And the Martian invaders.

I thought it was Slim Whitman that stopped them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (El6/E)

108 Not if the Texas bee lady has anything to say about it.

https://www.youtube.com/@texasbeeworks
Posted by: Oldcat

Love her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:16 PM (U7QMZ)

109 I thought it was Slim Whitman that stopped them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:18 PM (U7QMZ)

110 GOP holds MTG's seat. Race called by AP for Clay Fuller (GOP). Current margin is 12 percent (56-44)

52 percent in. Source NY Times.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 08:30 PM (E4rtv)

111 38 The bubble of our opportunity to experience a complete week in the Café, sans mephitic interruptions, has popped, with the week a mere 40% complete. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We've agreed to no ceasefire, so beware.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 07, 2026 08:42 PM (oftw2)

112 mindful webworker
If you're still here: The other night you posted a link to an old blues singer. Please post it again.
Posted by: Braenyard

Had to scroll back aways. Maybe this one I linked to on the 15th? (A little jazzy/swing for blues.)

'Taint What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It) - Jimmie Lunceford and His Orchestra (1939)
https://youtu.be/UDTWVVlLGas

Posted by: mindful webworker - wasn't Ella... at April 07, 2026 09:42 PM (Qlfju)

113 Well, I have good news to report. The interview for MrTea went really well today and they offered him the job.

Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:52 PM (nz1sK)

114
Tecumseh,

Wonderful news!!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 09:54 PM (3ek7K)

115 I think the AI’s are slowly becoming Christian.

I asked it why are adult baptisms on the rise and it responded: Adult baptisms are rising in U.S. Catholicism due to a growing spiritual hunger among young adults seeking truth, meaning, and beauty in a secular age.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 09:54 PM (XV/Pl)

116 Well, I have good news to report. The interview for MrTea went really well today and they offered him the job.

Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026

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Grand news! When does he start?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 09:54 PM (wzUl9)

117 6
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are home after three weeks on the road. Lots of laundry, both dog and people, to do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (tgvbd)

dogs gots laundry????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 09:56 PM (QGaXH)

118 April 20. Thank you!!

Hey Wolfus! We hardly ever interact! I just wanted to encourage you to not give up on your dream of moving and owning your own home. You can do it. We are rooting for you.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:57 PM (nz1sK)

119 Murder hornets.

To be fair, though, if I ever saw one of them things I would scream like a girl and run away as fast as possible. I hate hornets and wasps.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

You and me both.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)

120 "In Iran, crowds were documented taking to the streets of Tehran to celebrate the announcement of the temporary ceasefire with the U.S. Some were documented burning Israeli and American flags."

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:59 PM (GD0B3)

121 You can’t hide your lion eyes.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2026 10:00 PM (LHPAg)

122
ONT

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

123 April 20. Thank you!!

Hey Wolfus! We hardly ever interact! I just wanted to encourage you to not give up on your dream of moving and owning your own home. You can do it. We are rooting for you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026

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TT, that will give him enough time to take care of errands before he starts!

Yes, I don't usually get to chime in on the cafes or the ONT; I post on the Tech Thread when I first get up, sometimes on the Morning Report, and often on the Art Thread. Thanks for your good thoughts. There are properties on Realtor in my price range, and more turn up (and some drop off as they're bought) every day, so I hope that when I start actually looking in person around 4/20, there will be something I love.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:02 PM (wzUl9)

124 All I know is that any hornet that is as big as my thumb must be avoided.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

We already have hand-sized wasps called "tarantula hawks." What's a thumb-sized hornet compared to those?

Tarantula hawks also have one of the most painful poisons known, based on that psycho who intentionally got stung by everything to rate them. He thought a couple kinds of ants were worse.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

125 Gotten stung by yellowjackets a couple three times back in the day. It's not just that they hurt, they're fucking vindictive little bastards. They aren't like bees which will usually leave you alone if you leave them alone. Oh no, they spot you and it's game on.
Posted by: Nasty aggressive little buggers at April 07, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)
.......................................
I'm very allergic. They and their children and grandchildren know where the picnic tables are and never forget.

Long story with much drama I won't get into, but one flew up my maxi sundress the afternoon Princess Diana died. I was supposed to be supervising our son in the garage using a table saw. I was there but drinking wine and reading a magazine.

When I screeched into the house his father thought son had cut off a finger, but it was just me running down the hall asking for Benadryl, baking soda, vinegar and meat tenderizer...stat. From one bite I had a huge bite, bigger than my hand. Painful. Had the tv on at midnight when she had the car crash.

Woke my husband to tell him she died and he said,"Well, that's sad but I really don't care."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)

126 Well, I have good news to report. The interview for MrTea went really well today and they offered him the job.

Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea

Outstanding.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)

127 "In Iran, crowds were documented taking to the streets of Tehran to celebrate the announcement of the temporary ceasefire with the U.S. Some were documented burning Israeli and American flags."
Posted by: runner

Beats getting shot for just being on the street.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)

128 113 Well, I have good news to report. The interview for MrTea went really well today and they offered him the job.

Praising God, who is not good because of what He does, but because of who He is. AND He does good things.
Thanks for all the kind words and prayers and thoughts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2026 09:52 PM (nz1sK)

Wonderful to hear.

I hope the new job goes so well that you both decide losing the old job was the best thing that ever happened.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)

129 I hope the new job goes so well that you both decide losing the old job was the best thing that ever happened.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)

Congratulations on the new job, Tea!

I got laid off one time as a RN and it turned out the be the best thing that could happen to my career!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 10:17 PM (WONhk)

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