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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:27 PM (n7rxJ) 2
Well, fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s) 3
When you get to the bottom of the page and find no comments, but you clicked on the post figuring you are working and just missed the nood.
Then you have to go nood after getting beaten to first by Morticia. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) 4
The question is why Labour feels like home to them. ================ Worth quoting and adapting. "the Democrat party," "the left wing," etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:30 PM (n7rxJ) 5
"The question is why Labour feels like home to them."
Like Democrats, they accept anyone that will be of the body. Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 06:31 PM (F24MQ) 7
Fidel Castro is economically left but not an authoritarian. You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (V4IXI) 8
BREAKING: Massive tanker explosion under the Panama Canal bridge.
Over/under on it being Chicom sabotage? Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (abIsI) 9
Where's FDR on that page?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (TLp3A) 10
Thank you Ace for reporting on the Easter church attacks in Nigeria.
These attacks occur because they are at best tolerated at worst approved by the local authorities. Which of course are in the hands of Muslims. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD) 12
"Iranian state TV is now calling on Iranian children to surge to power plants so they can be HUMAN SHIELDS against President Trump"
Would to put it past them to force people out there at gunpoint? Too bad, huh. We see how much they value life. Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:33 PM (TLp3A) Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:33 PM (GD0B3) 15
You know, we turned over 60 cities in Japan into ash, splinters, and burned bodies. We dropped atom bombs on 2 cities. This is what it takes to defeat a rogue nation.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:33 PM (pohLc) 16
It is only war crimes when America or Israel does it. Otherwise it is "sparkling counter-imperialism"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (TLp3A) 18
Xipe Totec Johnson is right!
Posted by: fd Johnson at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (abIsI) Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX) 21
Teenagers are sharing photos of their AP U.S. Government textbooks, and the sheer amount of indoctrination is wildly disturbing.
=== Shocking! Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3) 22
Iranian kids, "this beats clearing Iraqi minefields for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (2GVsD) 23
"Invited" like the Nazi's invited Jews to the camps...
Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 06:35 PM (YwEeS) 24
Nightly News round-up.
Wait, their covering curling? WTF? Nah, Iran. All three networks. People are upset. Even Trump's allies. And the Pope. And we've lost Murkowski!! Damn it. And Tucker Carlson!! The hits keep on coming. Perhaps it's not too late for a US surrender.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b) 25
Gonna be tough to top the Newsom Family thread.
Get to work, Morons. Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (2GVsD) 27
Um…how does the AWFL running for a GA State Senate seat intend to find out who voted for Trump and who did not?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (hJH5n) 28
Trump announces a two week cease fire.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (u73oe) 29
Seventy-nine Labour MPs and councillors with convictions or formal findings for rape, sexual assault, grooming, child sexual exploitation, possession and distribution of child pornography, and other vile sexual misconduct.
----------- [Probably already been said, but:] We probably have at least a couple hundred here. Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (TbhYO) 30
16 It is only war crimes when America or Israel does it. Otherwise it is "sparkling counter-imperialism"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR) Blowing up infrastructure is part of every war plan. You blow up anything the enemy uses to make war against you. Super retard. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (V4IXI) 31
Acosta: "I was joking with a former CNN executive the other day..." Sure, Jim. I mean, maybe you were, but don't pretend to be "connected" and "wired in," with your fingertip "on the pulse" and "muh sources" and all that. You were nixed. You're a loser. You're out of the club. You don't have an excuse to put on a suit. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (n7rxJ) 32
Trump claiming US and Iran closing deal tonight.
== the only deal is probably about opening the Strait, since that is what Trump commanded them to do, "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT" , as I recall Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (GD0B3) 33
Tokyo and Hamburg had higher body counts than Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (2GVsD) 34
For the record bombing Iranian facilities is not a war crime.
But Iran launching missiles against neutral flagged ships going between neutral ports is. Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 06:37 PM (sKqQm) 35
Insty has a tweet from Nick Gillespe. Ill admit these days Goth Fonzie makes me think 'ignore. Ridicule.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s) 36
Jim Acosta's pink-eye went to his brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD) 37
16 It is only war crimes when America or Israel does it. Otherwise it is "sparkling counter-imperialism"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR) And in the United States if a Dem government does it, no problem. Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (hJH5n) 38
Trump announces a two week cease fire. Posted by: Duke Lowell =============== What else? Something goes along with it, right? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:38 PM (n7rxJ) 39
Seventy-nine Labour MPs and councillors with convictions or formal findings for rape, sexual assault, grooming, child sexual exploitation, possession and distribution of child pornography, and other vile sexual misconduct.
That reminds me of when the left reacted to Bill Clinton admitting to sexual harassment by arguing just because he's a political doesn't mean he shouldn't have a sex life. Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (sKqQm) 40
Is the link to Trump's announcement available ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (GD0B3) 41
I like the part where the kids got to see a snake eat a mouse. Gina Patton says she likes all animals but I guess she's ok with sacrificing an innocent mouse. What kind of job is that, anyway?
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F) 42
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Trump announces a two week cease fire. Posted by: Duke Lowell =============== What else? Something goes along with it, right? Posted by: Blonde Morticia Taco's ? Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:39 PM (abIsI) 43
Spanberger has those same evil eyes that Hillary has. I hope nobody ever introduces Spanberger to energy drinks--she could be as hellish as Hillary were that the case.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+) 44
It is never a war crime if a Democrat not named Lyndon Johnson does it.
Be it wedding parties or sipping coffee at a sidewalk cafe. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (2GVsD) 45
Deal? There is no deal. There is only one side buying time.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (V4IXI) 46
Jim Acosta's pink-eye went to his brain.
Posted by: Anna Puma ....... He also has swelling between his anus and genitals. Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (UjdFS) 47
There was no AP U.S. Government when I was in hs but my AP U.S. history teacher sure called home a few times to complain about my upbringing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX) 48
I am a devout Orthodox Christian.
I don't like vulgar language and don't use it myself. However, using vulgar language is not the same as blaspheming. It's a social issue, not a religious one, and is in no way sacrilegious. Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (USyCi) Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F) 50
>>I am a devout Orthodox Christian.
I don't like vulgar language and don't use it myself. However, using vulgar language is not the same as blaspheming. It's a social issue, not a religious one, and is in no way sacrilegious. In NY, 'Fuck' is equal parts word and punctuation. Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (TLp3A) 51
If we don't take them out now, we'll never be rid of them. This is like watching paint dry. Do It Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (3ek7K) 52
Tousi is quite excited. Apparently, it begins.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (4NO2D) 53
I asked grok to search X.
He said there's a 2 week cease-fire. I sure freaking hope not. Pull the freaking bandage off. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b) 54
Oh, I see, suspend bombing for two weeks..subject to said "Iran agreeing to the "complete, immediate and safe opening" of the Strait of Hormuz."
OK Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3) 55
Is it open yet ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3) 56
The deal is what I say it is.
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (UjdFS) 57
According to that chart, Bernie was as close to perfection as we get, with Obama a close second.
Neither were "totalitarian", they just take most of the money from successful people to support the welfare class, and foreigners (and they themselves get very rich in the process). Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (vbXSk) 58
It won't last. He is dealing with vipers.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F) I'm fairly certain he knows that. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s) 59
If we aren't dropping bombs...the streets are safe for the population to pick up the Banner and Sword.
That's the only silver lining I can see in a 2 week pause in action. Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (TLp3A) Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3) 61
If you're in MTG's district in Georgia and you haven't voted please get inline NOW to defeat the Democrat.
Your Attention To This Matter Is Appreciated! Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (NpAcC) 62
He also has swelling between his anus and genitals.
Was that his Seventh Seal or his seventh chakra? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (pohLc) Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (4NO2D) 65
I vacationed in Europe this past winter and it was wonderful! I went to London and had toad in the hole with a side of humus and camel dung and then I went and bought my wife a burka, so she would fit in when I was not cornholing her, and ate bubble and squeak just because. Then I went to France and ate wine and cheese while not visiting the no-go zones because well, that's how the Muslims like it, you know, being segregated from us dirty non-believers, like in Michigan today or Mississippi in 1962. I think I posted about my travels there but with the internet bans in Europe who knows.
Posted by: Rich American Vacationing In Europe's Poverty at April 07, 2026 06:43 PM (onPc6) Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (abIsI) 67
That newspaper clipping looks like it's from Kansas, Pratt Kansas. We had auto shop and homeec in Wichititty high schools and neither of those covered the subject at "hand".
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9) 68
The left and the media will go from Trump is a genocidal maniac to Trump is a chicken atp breakneck speed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (u73oe) 69
Trump just go ahead and bomb them anyway and say "Pray I don't alter the deal further".
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F) 70
Trump is taking the 2 weeks peace deal.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (NpAcC) 71
"Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (GD0B3) 72
Trump will keep offering the deal until he finds someone who accepts. Until then, it is open season.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (2GVsD) 73
70 Trump is taking the 2 weeks peace deal.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (NpAcC) Is Israel ? Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh) 74
Trump mentioned in his speech yesterday that "we may even help them rebuild."
We can buy their oil at a discount. Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (4NO2D) 75
Peace deal pause.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (NpAcC) 76
Mistake.
Don't drag this shit out forever. There is no "Deal" to be made with these assholes. Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (UjdFS) 77
Iran submitted a "workable" 10-point proposal?? OK. Guess we'll see. Trump's flair with language and verbal hucksterism usually don't hurt anything, they just make it impossible assess things until actions occur and dust settles.
Last reported Iranian counter-offers were ludicrous demands of the sort a winning side would impose. Possibly the tune has changed, but if so musta been a doozy of a change. Penn's remarks on the absurd senatorial vomitus are weak, but absolutely the norm any more. He changes the subject. The claim that attacks on duel-use infrastructure is a "war crime" is absolutely illiterate and incorrect. Penn should start by laying that out. But I doubt he understand the subject either. It's rare to find any well-reasoned refutation of the childish garbage that now is almost all that one hears from "critics" and ankle-biters. Sad! Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (U/Byj) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:46 PM (2GVsD) 79
Hoo boy:
In May 2002, Newsom was at his mother's side as she died by physician-assisted suicide. She had been suffering from breast cancer and made the choice to die. Assisted suicide was not legal in California at that time. Guess what he will bring up if he is elected? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:46 PM (SRRAx) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD) 81
I don't like to second guess Trump but 2 weeks ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:47 PM (FtULh) Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3) 83
I'm fairly certain he knows that. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone =============== Yeah, so what's up? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:48 PM (n7rxJ) 84
Growing up in the military, I learned that "fuck" is the most versatile word in the English language. I have heard entire paragraphs condensed into 50 "fucks" and 10 various indicating words. With unmistakable meaning conveyed through inflection.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2026 06:48 PM (pohLc) 85
Watch the left's shift from "Invoke the 25th Amendment and remove madman Trump!!!!" to "TACO!! Trump Always Chickens Out!!!" in 3... 2....
Posted by: Bert G at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (VARTN) 86
Break their shit and leave. On the way out, tell them don’t make us come back. Whatever the Iranian people do next is up to them. I only care that Iran can’t hurt my country or countrymen.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (u73oe) 87
Presumably the Hormuz requirement is the poison pill that will scotch the "deal". Just an hour to find out.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (U/Byj) 88
The Hill: Ocasio-Cortez tells military chain of command to refuse ‘illegal orders’ in Iran. “This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote Tuesday in a post on the social platform X. “The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.”
“To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat,” the lawmaker continued. This is the energy we need, even if it feels routine. Everyone constantly rushes to comment stuff like "doesn't matter, the baddies will do what they want," which just gives the baddies permission to do what they want. All we need to do is speak out, every time, and never stop, because the fascists aren't stopping. Trump purged the DoD of anybody that would resist an order. Remember all those important Generals getting fired or just quitting? We actually needed those. Those are the types to stop 'illegal orders'. Remember recent reports that military leaders were giddy with excitement about being "instrumental in bringing the 2nd coming of jesus and the rapture" Those types are not refusing anything. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94) 89
I want to see "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING " of Hormuz. I remember when there was a Hamas ceasefire...which was broken immediately.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (GD0B3) 90
Jennifer will divorce Gavin within 2 years of him leaving public office.o
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: banana Dream - Some folks call it a meat hammer, I call it a kaiser mallet. at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (3uBP9) 92
Instead of the Marshall Plan we can call it the Mullah Plan.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (abIsI) 93
A pause in operations is not a bad thing.
Candace Owens and armchair generals will claim it gives time for Iran to reorganize. So, we will do it also by getting more bombs in theater. Plus update our intel and do maintenance on the planes. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD) 94
Trump is taking the 2 weeks peace deal.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:44 PM (NpAcC) That is not unconditional surrender. Fail. Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (vSvIl) Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (3ek7K) 96
Neither were "totalitarian", they just take most of the money from successful people to support the welfare class, and foreigners (and they themselves get very rich in the process).
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 06:42 PM (vbXSk) So His Majesty The Shahinshah ruling by decree - or EO - was not totalitarian to you? Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (hJH5n) 97
Meanwhile Iran is still hanging "protestors"
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh) 98
If Hormuz is not open, there won't be a pause.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3) 99
That is not unconditional surrender.
Fail. Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (vSvIl) Some people will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be happy. Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n) 100
Spanberger has those same evil eyes that Hillary has. I hope nobody ever introduces Spanberger to energy drinks--she could be as hellish as Hillary were that the case.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+) The last forty years - back to the 80s - have been all about us lying about the group actions of groups. Pretending that groups don't act like groups. That stereotypes have no truth whatsoever, when discussing groups. So here's another one. Its hard enough giving a man authority over another man. Sketchy at best. Because, especially now, most men don't get authority by leadership. Its a system that rewards the worst. The ones that seek authority. Now apply that to a woman. There may be a woman now and then that can wield authority well over a man. But other than Thatcher ? Never seen it for myself. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (pKr8Y) 101
By Grabnar's Hammer, I do not want to know what a meat hammer is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD) 102
I'm done with the morally smug, economically illiterate, declinist mindset here. We think we're so cultured & so smart, but it's mostly masturbatory.
_____ Commentor M. Pete has a home! Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (Dv3i1) 103
Hamas has still not disarmed, as they agreed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX) 104
Hey everybody, my meat hammer came in!
Posted by: banana Dream - Some folks call it a meat hammer, I call it a kaiser mallet. at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM Nice. Posted by: Paul Pelosi at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (4NO2D) 105
Hey everybody, my meat hammer came in!
Posted by: banana Dream Every good kitchen needs a solid meat hammer Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ) 106
Is Israel ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh) ****** Israel has blown up a lot of railroad bridges today. I am guessing they will. Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (NpAcC) 107
Trump can't take Venezuela!
Trump takes Venezuela and their oil. I'm fine with Trump making a deal I can live with. He hates losing more than anyone I've ever seen. Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (GukFK) 108
Every good kitchen needs a solid meat hammer Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ) A cast iron fry pan works well Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh) 109
I actually got a whole meat arsenal. First was the KitchenAid tenderizer, and I also got one of those cast iron smash burger squishers.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (3uBP9) 110
>>Hey everybody, my meat hammer came in!
Posted by: banana Dream - Some folks call it a meat hammer, I call it a kaiser mallet. at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM >Nice. I love it when my wife texts me that! Posted by: David French at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (TLp3A) Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (abIsI) 113
Gonna be tough to top the Newsom Family thread.
Get to work, Morons. Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 06:36 PM (UjdFS) Just to close it out, I had to find out who the "first partner" (gag) played on Mad Men. She's in the Season 2 opener playing Juanita, Betty's former roommate during their modeling days. Juanita is now a call girl. Betty doesn't see it, but obviously Don does. Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (lCppi) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD) 115
AOC.. Genocide ? really ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (FtULh) 116
Every good kitchen needs a solid meat hammer
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ) A cast iron fry pan works well Posted by: It's me donna The Paolo, he come equipped with a, how you say, meat hammer. Posted by: The Paolo at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (ycI94) 117
Every good kitchen needs a solid meat hammer
Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:52 PM (q6tQZ) A cast iron fry pan works well Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 06:53 PM (FtULh) I have a framing hammer with a hatchet-style hickory handle. Would that work? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b) 119
A cast iron fry pan works well
Posted by: It's me donna Damnedably loud, and hard on the cutting board Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (q6tQZ) 120
Also I bet there is a metal band out there somewhere called Meat Hammer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (0aYVJ) 121
So His Majesty The Shahinshah ruling by decree - or EO - was not totalitarian to you?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:50 PM (hJH5n) ===== This is a fair point, but the alternative was worse much worse. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX) 122
That was a real acting stretch. Going from being Harvey's sump to playing a call girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD) 123
112 meat hammer
Sounds like a new weapon that we should be using on Iran about now. lovingly drop-forged from teriyaki beef sticks Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (oY6Yp) 124
Operation Meat Hammer has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (abIsI) 125
On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East
King of the world. Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (+ffGB) 126
My view is that American war fighting equivocation started 1950 under, yeah, Truman. Since then their is a degree of government hesitation.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (pDt9x) 127
Some people will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be happy.
Posted by: Cow Demon I wish someone would have warned us sooner! Posted by: Married Men at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (ycI94) 128
Meat Hammer. Porn detective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:57 PM (0aYVJ) 129
I call my kitchen hammer Mjolnir.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:57 PM (u73oe) 130
There is no sensible equating of the Shah and the Ayatollahs.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 06:57 PM (pDt9x) 131
Mjolnir makes a fine piccata.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (u73oe) Posted by: paolo at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (oY6Yp) 133
Meaty Hammer, dick for hire.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD) 134
So we just spent a few trillion to get the mullahs to not attack tankers?
And the hangings continue? And Russia and North Korea and China resupplies them with ICBMs and everything from that on down? And they get to keep their uranium stash? Trump's a pussy. Posted by: M. Gaga at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (KiBMU) 135
By Grabnar's Hammer, I do not want to know what a meat hammer is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD) Meat tenderizer. Usually a square head with like... pyrimidal points on one end. Wood. You take a shitty, tough piece of meat and break down the structure by beating the fuck out of it with said mallet. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s) 136
And meanwhile Tuq'r has said nothing about this demonic Muslim attack on a church on Easter. Trump using the f-word on Easter is an attack on Christianity, but his Islamist allies' literally massacring Christians at an Easter service is not an attack on Christianity.
Because he's a scumbag woke Islamist propagandist. He's a Bush, at the end of the day. A Kennedy. A Rockefeller. On and on. At the end of the day ? All those folks are rich. And they want all this talk that sounds like the next French Revolution shut the Hell down. Because they all know nobody gets to buy their way out of the next French Revolution. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (pKr8Y) 137
Also I bet there is a metal band out there somewhere called Meat Hammer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 06:55 PM (0aYVJ) More punk than metal, IMO. https://youtu.be/eRF7-VVkmxk Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 06:58 PM (ExV1e) 138
lovingly drop-forged from teriyaki beef sticks
Posted by: anachronda And local sourced organic, too. (Non GMO, and gluten free!) Posted by: MkY at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (q6tQZ) 139
Does Tucker wear a toupee?
I realize this question, shortly before Iran is blown to smithereens, is not important in the scheme of things. I think he wears a toupee. On top of being a gnormless weenie putz. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk) 140
Meanwhile Iran is still hanging "protestors" Posted by: It's me donna ================ I was willowed, but I still want to know: how did the revolution of 1979 ever succeed? The Shah had SAVAK, insane money, an astronomical sense of entitlement, and American backing until the minute he left. Literally, how did that happen? Just because millions of Iranians marched? Seems like it could work now... but perhaps someone could put me some facts. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ) 141
"Presumably the Hormuz requirement is the poison pill that will scotch the "deal". Just an hour to find out."
The test is whether and when the shipping companies dare to try it, and whether their insurers reduce their premiums. Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (N8ZBc) 142
I was willowed, but I still want to know: how did the revolution of 1979 ever succeed? The Shah had SAVAK, insane money, an astronomical sense of entitlement, and American backing until the minute he left. Literally, how did that happen? Just because millions of Iranians marched? Seems like it could work now... but perhaps someone could put me some facts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ) The Shah wasn't willing to kill as many people as the IRGC are. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:00 PM (ExV1e) 143
Oil prices have dropped quite a bit since the close.
Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (N8ZBc) 144
Some people will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be happy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n What are we supposed to be happy about? Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (V4IXI) 145
Jimmy Carter hanging the Shah out to dry was writing on the wall to many of the middle government types. As for SAVAK, they went to work for the Ayatollahs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD) 146
I have heard that we kind of screwed over the Shah.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (pDt9x) 147
I hope Trump had his fingers crossed.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (UjdFS) 148
The Ace acknowledged cure for Bidens high gas prices was
DRILL BABY DRILL But haven't heard that lately Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (rJjpq) 149
141 "Presumably the Hormuz requirement is the poison pill that will scotch the "deal". Just an hour to find out."
An awful lot of Congressmen and senators are calling for a coup against the sitting President.. telling the military to disobey orders ? Treason ? Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (FtULh) 150
What are we supposed to be happy about?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (V4IXI) —————- That you’re on the right side of the grass. Start there. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (u73oe) 151
Does Tucker wear a toupee?
I realize this question, shortly before Iran is blown to smithereens, is not important in the scheme of things. I think he wears a toupee. On top of being a gnormless weenie putz. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk) If so, he needs to get his money back. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (0aYVJ) 152
I don't really want Europe to fail. Well I don't care if they mostly languish into obscurity with the exception of England. I think Airstrip One is important militarily and culturally. I realized their shit ruling class has completely diverged from western civilization. But then so has ours.
When they are gone someone will have to go and and clear out whatever vermin takes up residence. Russia? Naw, China and Russia are going to keep each other occupied. Former Eastern Block? I agree they have become more important as of late but see they have some electorial problems themselves. Whatever is killing England will kill us and should be rooted out. Now if the left takes back control then none of that matters because we're all up shitcreek. So, first get very lucky and smack back the left here, yes a gandalfian fool's hope, and then assist any any like-minded Brits in taking their country back. Somehow. Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9) 153
Who here thinks that the IRGC (whoever they are where ever they are) will bring about "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING" ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) 154
gp, exactly. An "immediate" ending of the Iranian threat, in order to have any quick impact, will have to convince the "clubs" that run maritime insurance that they can go back to normal. Even if it were to ultimately happen - how long will that take? Of course we know that and took it into consideration.
Interesting sitcheeation. Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (U/Byj) 155
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7r
I think he lost the US backing ( guess who) Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (V4IXI) 156
Anyone?? ANYONE ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) 157
Hoo boy:
In May 2002, Newsom was at his mother's side as she died by physician-assisted suicide. She had been suffering from breast cancer and made the choice to die. Assisted suicide was not legal in California at that time. Guess what he will bring up if he is elected? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 06:46 PM (SRRAx) Will my Medicare pay for it? Posted by: Old Fart Leech Democrat Voter at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (onPc6) 158
The Shah was undermined by the Americans and betrayed by Jimmy Carter. And the French.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX) 159
This place has turned into such a little teenage girl bitch session. Complete with cliques. What a waste of time.
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W) 160
146 I have heard that we kind of screwed over the Shah.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (pDt9x) Never heard Trump say he was gonna be installing him Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (FtULh) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b) 163
On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East
King of the world. Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 06:56 PM (+ffGB) C'mon. We should respect the No Kings 'tards. Let's go with Emporer. Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (lCppi) 164
Just like many revolution get started, students brainwashed
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0) 165
On the bright side, Tucker and Candice have exposed themselves for the rest of their lives.
https://shorturl.at/3KDfS Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (Fbc0I) 166
>>Who here thinks that the IRGC (whoever they are where ever they are) will bring about "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING" ?
I don't believe they will be able to keep from popping off missiles and drones at anyone / anything for 24 hours let alone 2 weeks. Never hit the brakes. They only slow you down. Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (TLp3A) 167
I was willowed, but I still want to know: how did the revolution of 1979 ever succeed? The Shah had SAVAK, insane money, an astronomical sense of entitlement, and American backing until the minute he left.
Documents have been declassified EXACTLY about this. Thank Jimmy Carter. Jimmy was a "humanitarian" ... at least in his own mind. He thought the Shah was too heavy handed. So while the Shah came to the US for surgery, Carter's CIA completed a months long campaign and the Ayatollah took charge. The documents exist. Our Government was in direct contact with the Muslims. Obama was a continuation of Carter. Carter was a reflection of 1970s politics. Lots of Evangelicals loved them some Carter. Fools. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (pKr8Y) 168
>>The Shah was undermined by the Americans and betrayed by Jimmy Carter. And the French.
The British, too. Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (TLp3A) 169
That you’re on the right side of the grass. Start there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (u73oe) It was a serious question. I'm anything but a pessimist. I'm an optimistic realist. I just don't see the positive of a ceasefire. I hope there is one though. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (V4IXI) 170
I have heard that we kind of screwed over the Shah.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 07:01 PM (pDt9x) Carter apparently hung him out to dry. And with him, lots of Americans. Argo. Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (lCppi) 171
Fidel Castro is economically left but not an authoritarian. You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 06:32 PM (V4IXI) Being dead has undermined his authority quite a bit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (utfVc) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 07, 2026 07:05 PM (0aYVJ) 173
I told my husband the other day that the F word has no power over me. Nor anyone throwing the middle finger. Big deal.
Do I wish President Trump did not cuss like a man from Queens? Sometimes, to spare my very elderly mother who is offended. It does not bother me, altho being a refined Nana I have stopped cussing out loud. Sometimes I hear it in my brain, as I became fluent in the dorm as a freshman. Freshwoman. Whatever, first year of college living in a convent where you had to sign in by 1030pm at night. Across from our HS. Ten minutes away from our farm. Our parents were, no doubt, delighted to not have to deal with us in our independence. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk) 174
Now would be a good time to go in and grab the uranium.
SUCKERS ! Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (UjdFS) 175
120 Also I bet there is a metal band out there somewhere called Meat Hammer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon We already have Tool and Helmet Posted by: Puscifer had better tunes though at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE) 176
"Drill baby drill", or rather its real world implementation, is in full swing, was instituted the minute Trump returned to office, and of course had dramatic impact on energy prices up until the war began. It will continue now and after the festivities are concluded (however that takes shape).
It would be nice if once in a while an administration official or the prez his own self would somehow shoehorn into their public statements this central critical fact so that the remaining sliver of somewhat thoughtful Americans could remember the context in which this short-term price spike is occurring. Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (U/Byj) 177
We do descend into bickering little bitches fairly easily.
Like people. Who think for themselves. Shit like this is going to be controversial Francis. If you want uniformity the dem underground is right the fuck over there. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s) 178
IIRC, Carter thought the 'austere Islamic scholar' Ayatollah Khomeini was better for Iran than the Shah.
About the only act of moral courage Carter ever displayed was refusing to send the Shah back to Iran after the coup. But that lead to Carter's 444 days of humiliation. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD) 179
>>It was a serious question. I'm anything but a pessimist. I'm an optimistic realist. I just don't see the positive of a ceasefire. I hope there is one though.
It gives the Protestors the ability to come out again. IF they are going to take over, now is the time. I wonder if the Ceasefire will apply to Military Age Males / Militias coming over the border from Iraq? Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (TLp3A) 180
@zerohedge
· 16m *ISRAEL IS PART OF TRUMP'S CEASEFIRE: CNN === *but* === @BRICSinfo · 21m JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says. Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl) 181
Pi]Jimmy Carter hanging the Shah out to dry
I hope that southern fried cocksucker is burning in the deepest part Hell. The Panama Canal he gave away is now on fire thanks to the Chicoms. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (abIsI) 182
The British, too.
But we have to back the Brits to the hilt. NATO must stand. Except where the Brits hung the South Africans out to dry. And the Rhodesians. And, well, everybody that's pasty. The Brits are a nation of dicks. Pure and simple. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (pKr8Y) 183
Interesting info about what happened to the Shah. At what point does the current population of Iran have enough of whatever it takes for another revolution? The mullahs and military have shrunk significantly. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (q177U) 185
In my experience it is 'c*nt' in the lexicon of profanity that gets a woman incensed.
But they are always the first to throw it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s) 186
A test of the power and national control of whomever Trump is negotiating with will be no more IRGC missile and drone attacks on anyone, including Israel. Will all the IRGC missile unit commanders get the word and comply? We'll find out very soon.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (5rh/l) 187
The troll is so stupid it makes me take a beat.
Damn troll you so stupid you study for a drug test. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX) 188
Heard on CBS news that a two week ceasefire was to be followed by negotiations. I seem to remember those tactics playing out another conflict we were neck deep in. Bad idea.
When you have them down, kick. Posted by: javems at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (zFsEm) 189
I want to see "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING " of Hormuz. I remember when there was a Hamas ceasefire...which was broken immediately.
----------- The last time The Islamic "Republic" kept its word was *checks notes* never. Missiles are now being launched at Israel, natch ... Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (TbhYO) 190
When Mark Penn is sounding like a reasonable conservative you know you've reached the Bizarro World level of insanity. Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (IifOV) 191
Carter was a reflection of 1970s politics. Lots of Evangelicals loved them some Carter. Fools.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:04 PM (pKr8Y) Also, Big Sweater. They lerrrrvved Carter. Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (lCppi) 192
>> In my experience it is 'c*nt' in the lexicon of profanity that gets a woman incensed.
But they are always the first to throw it. It's because they have weak arms. Jabs are inherently ineffective, so they go straight for the Hook. Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (TLp3A) 193
This place has turned into such a little teenage girl bitch session. Complete with cliques. What a waste of time.
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W) Well, bye. Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (FguBe) 194
"So His Majesty The Shahinshah ruling by decree - or EO - was not totalitarian to you?" Posted by: Cow Demon
I was being sarcastic. Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (vbXSk) 195
The Americans and Brits deposed the Shah's father during World War II because the elder Shah was thinking of getting friendly with the Axis.
People forget that Iran was one of the major supply lines for US and British supplies to reach the USSR. Plus keeping the oil out of Axis hands didn't hurt. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD) 196
UST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
== I will repeat my question, does anybody here think that IRGC will refrain from all the shite hey've been doing? OPEN The Strait, etc. ?? Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3) 197
79 is... that might even be worse than the US congress
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (El6/E) 198
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
Posted by: Methos ....... Well, that didn't last long. Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (UjdFS) 199
Shit like this is going to be controversial Francis. If you want uniformity the dem underground is right the fuck over there.
In all fairness - even amongst the "non-trolls" - I'd just like those who are consistently wrong to be consistently called out. Then ignored. If not mocked. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (pKr8Y) 200
The last time The Islamic "Republic" kept its word was *checks notes* never.
Missiles are now being launched at Israel, natch ... Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (TbhYO) just wait a few hours... Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3) 201
In my experience it is 'c*nt' in the lexicon of profanity that gets a woman incensed.
But they are always the first to throw it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s) And the British use it like we use bitch. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (V4IXI) 202
I will repeat my question, does anybody here think that IRGC will refrain from all the shite hey've been doing? OPEN The Strait, etc. ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3) No... Which will allow us to continue the bombing Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (FtULh) 203
was willowed, but I still want to know: how did the revolution of 1979 ever succeed? The Shah had SAVAK, insane money, an astronomical sense of entitlement, and American backing until the minute he left. Literally, how did that happen? Just because millions of Iranians marched? Seems like it could work now... but perhaps someone could put me some facts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ) Jimmy Carter enabled the revolution there. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+) Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (gKWVE) 205
Are we clasping pearls and holding straws yet? Eh, no "ceasefire" is going to last and it looks like it hasn't. Of course.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (Q0yOR) 206
I will repeat my question, does anybody here think that IRGC will refrain from all the shite hey've been doing? OPEN The Strait, etc. ?? Posted by: runner ================ No. That's why I'm wondering what's really up. Is this Trump saying "I tried not to bomb the shyte out of you, even gave you 2 weeks' leeway" before he bombs the shyte out of them? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ) 207
This could also allow trump to see whether the guys the Pakis are talking to have any real command and control. If they do, great, maybe. If they don't, were probably going to have to go ahead and arm an insurgency.
My guess the kurds keeping the weapons put a temporary damper on one of his options. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s) 208
206 I am with you. What is really going on over there and behind the doors and curtains.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (Q0yOR) 209
An awful lot of Congressmen and senators are calling for a coup against the sitting President.. telling the military to disobey orders ? Treason ?
Posted by: It's me donna Tee-hee...who could be against reminding our servicemembers not to follow unlawful orders!? It's perfectly innocent! Also: Retired Army general says US may need ‘Nuremberg’ like trials for Trump’s ‘illegal orders’ in Iran war Posted by: Treasonous Lefties at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (ycI94) 210
The British, too.
But we have to back the Brits to the hilt. NATO must stand. Except where the Brits hung the South Africans out to dry. And the Rhodesians. And, well, everybody that's pasty. The Brits are a nation of dicks. Pure and simple. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (pKr8Y) They also tried to give our base in Diego Garcia to the ChiComs just last year. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (8avO+) 211
Launching missiles at Israel? Once again proves Tehran cannot be trusted to keep any deal. So yes we can keep bombing them.
When will Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Joe Kent fly to Tehran to be human shields? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (2GVsD) 212
My friends' cat is on my bed, on a towel I have there, grooming herself. Adorably cute.
Here she comees. Typing difficult... So much purring and licking. Laying in my arms and lap. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (UA2di) 215
Can the IRGC command even communicate with their field units?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe) 216
President Trump has given them days of warnings.
8pm EST is 0430am in Iran. I hope Christians are hiding or smuggled out of the areas that are going to be bombed. I hope the barbarians of eeslam are going to vaporize into pink mist and have virgins of goats with chlamydia in hell (well and stuff that burns even worse than herpes). I read that koalas have chlamydia that did all sorts of stuff in my brain thinking about this, which is why I mentioned it. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (WONhk) 217
When has Tehran ever kept a deal?
Trump knows this. Tehran will break their promise. He might be counting on it. Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 07:14 PM (q177U) 218
I wouldn't trust Iran as far as I could spit
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0) 219
Koalas With Chlaymydia is NOT a band I would want to see.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (Q0yOR) 220
Is Israel agreed to this there must be something we don't know...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (FtULh) 221
No. That's why I'm wondering what's really up. Is this Trump saying "I tried not to bomb the shyte out of you, even gave you 2 weeks' leeway" before he bombs the shyte out of them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ) What I think. For what it is worth (not much!) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (WONhk) 222
Retired Army general says US may need ‘Nuremberg’ like trials for Trump’s ‘illegal orders’ in Iran war
Posted by: Treasonous Lefties at April 07, 2026 07:12 PM (ycI94) I think they misspelled retarded. Retarded Army General Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (V4IXI) 223
202 I will repeat my question, does anybody here think that IRGC will refrain from all the shite hey've been doing? OPEN The Strait, etc. ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3) Of course not. As I said earlier, there can be no deals with these people. Trump can't possible believe otherwise. They've bought two weeks to propagandize and try to weaken our will. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (b4LBp) 224
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Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (q177U) 225
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
Sadly, the ayahtollah is in the details. When does the cease fire officially start? Admittedly, getting off one last round before the clock strikes midnight is pretty fucked up (and typical), it may be that they haven't formally violated the cease fire. This also assumes that the report is accurate. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD) 227
220 Is Israel agreed to this there must be something we don't know...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (FtULh) If not is Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (FtULh) 228
Can the IRGC command even communicate with their field units?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe) ------------ I believe they've had to resort to carrier pigeons. /only half-joking Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (TbhYO) 229
Except where the Brits hung the South Africans out to dry. And the Rhodesians. And, well, everybody that's pasty.
The Brits are a nation of dicks. Pure and simple. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (pKr8Y) Well, I am a favorite dessert of theirs. Tells you all you need to know about the place. Posted by: Spotted Dick at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (onPc6) 230
226 They glow so you don't need glowsticks at your rave!
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (Q0yOR) 231
215 Can the IRGC command even communicate with their field units?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe) I expect they can and have been from the start of the bombing. How quickly messages can get to subordinates, I don't know. Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (5rh/l) 232
I think we are also overestimating how cohesive the groups inside Iran are. I think they might be fragmented into warlords. We have been brutally buttfucking them for weeks, knocking off all the top guys. It would be easy for it to happen. The group talking to the pakis might control 'some' of the IRGC, but not all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s) 233
The Mullahs have no command and control. This cease fire will last long enough for some folks on our side to get a good night's sleep before going back to work tomorrow.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (TN0g+) 234
And the British use it like we use bitch. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:10 PM (V4IXI) It's a term of endearment among the Scots Posted by: moki at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (wLjpr) 235
Can the IRGC command even communicate with their field units?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe) Well apparently they were trying to in the hunt for the second pilot. We detected it and dropped a bomb on the command center and killed another IRGC leader or two. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+) 236
This place has turned into such a little teenage girl bitch session. Complete with cliques. What a waste of time.
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W) Then head on over to Hot Air, you Trudeau-loving pansy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 07:18 PM (utfVc) 237
This agreement is SUBJECT to a few things...Israel also agreed, btw. Interesting , no ? Now IRGC has 2 hours to open the Strait, and stop shooting missiles everywhere.
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:18 PM (GD0B3) 238
I certainly don't trust Pakistan to have our best Interests
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (FtULh) 239
The WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON TRUMP! No, really, this time it is for realsies and keepsies. - The Democrats
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (glnUu) 240
Perhaps the ceasefire is the cue for the Iranians to overthrow what's left of the government. I hope.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (0krAJ) 241
Can the IRGC command even communicate with their field units?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe) That would be what is commonly referred to as "their problem". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e) 242
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
Posted by: Meat Hammer! at April 07, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++) 243
I think we are also overestimating how cohesive the groups inside Iran are. I think they might be fragmented into warlords. We have been brutally buttfucking them for weeks, knocking off all the top guys. It would be easy for it to happen. The group talking to the pakis might control 'some' of the IRGC, but not all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s) True but at least for now we don't seem to have a warlord willing to buck the trend and surrender his city to us in exchange for not being blasted to death. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+) Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (qFwJc) 245
BTW, that 'retired' Army General? Typically they go on inactive reserve with call-up option.
So he better be careful. The Secretary of War just may call him back to active duty and put in charge of Nome Alaska. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD) 246
Sadly, the ayahtollah is in the details. When does the cease fire officially start?
Admittedly, getting off one last round before the clock strikes midnight is pretty fucked up (and typical), it may be that they haven't formally violated the cease fire. This also assumes that the report is accurate. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (ExV1e) ****************************************** Israel just successfully intercepted an Iranian missile aimed at Jerusalem. Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (VrdhL) 247
You know what else can happen?? During the "ceasefire ", the marines can really establish a presence on Kharg...
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3) 248
I believe they've had to resort to carrier pigeons.
/only half-joking Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 07:16 PM (TbhYO) Trump was joking that in the 'negotiations' they have to wait for someone to bring them a note from command by hand. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (8avO+) 249
Oil future have dropped $18/b
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (4NO2D) 250
IRGC stir-fry, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:21 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (GukFK) Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K) 253
Trump will flatten the curve in Iran in two weeks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) 254
No. That's why I'm wondering what's really up. Is this Trump saying "I tried not to bomb the shyte out of you, even gave you 2 weeks' leeway" before he bombs the shyte out of them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ) What I think. For what it is worth (not much!) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:15 PM (WONhk) well now that they broke the truce in an hour, all bets are off. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+) 255
251 Has Trump screwed up a deal yet?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2026 07:22 PM (GukFK) That's why I'm not gonna second guess him... Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (FtULh) 256
153 Who here thinks that the IRGC (whoever they are where ever they are) will bring about "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING" ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal." Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz) 257
228 Can the IRGC command even communicate with their field units?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:13 PM (u73oe) ------------ I believe they've had to resort to carrier pigeons. /only half-joking Posted by: ShainS Magic carpets are out of fuel. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI) 258
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVs
Sounds like a woman DEI general. No offense intended. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (V4IXI) Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (SD7rz) 260
BTW, that 'retired' Army General? Typically they go on inactive reserve with call-up option.
So he better be careful. The Secretary of War just may call him back to active duty and put in charge of Nome Alaska. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD) Kharg Island sounds like a lovely spot for him. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (8avO+) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (WONhk) 262
True but at least for now we don't seem to have a warlord willing to buck the trend and surrender his city to us in exchange for not being blasted to death.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+) --- This is a shrewd move. If the ceasefire is broken, Iran becomes the unquestionable aggressor. The pause gives us a change to rest our aircrews, do maintenance and also work psyops on Iran, perhaps causing a coup. Our spies can also move around more freely. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (ZOv7s) 263
If nothing else, it's going to be an interesting night. Into day. Into night. Or something. Hopefully our troops got some rest and ready to make some rubble and rubble bounce. More.
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (Q0yOR) 264
I am looking forward to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Hormuz Strait in two hours!
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3) 265
153 Who here thinks that the IRGC (whoever they are where ever they are) will bring about "COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING" ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal." Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz) off by 5 hours Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD) 267
I'm up 2.38% and rising so far. With luck, this will fall apart in a week, after a couple of hundred tankers depart the Gulf, and I can buy back in.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D) 268
New York Times is reporting that the People's Republic of China pressured Iran into accepting the ceasefire.
No report yet if ships can now exit the Persian Gulf without Iran attacking them. Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (VrdhL) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (RUHxY) 270
I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz) off by 5 hours Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+) --- When it comes to deal-breaking by Muslims, always bet the under. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU) 271
Funny. I filled up my fuel tank, and the price went up, but not nearly as much as when the SCOAMF and Cadaver Joe were in office. And I haven't seen any shortages in supply.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (Fbc0I) 272
Remember recent reports that military leaders were giddy with excitement about being "instrumental in bringing the 2nd coming of jesus and the rapture" Those types are not refusing anything.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94) These people assign every fanatical belief of the Iranian mullahs to our own leadership. They truly believe that not only are Republicans/Christians just as bad as the Iranian/Muslims, but that our side are much more despotic & evil and bent on bringing on a theocratic state to manifest the End Times. That the Iranians just murdered around 30,000 to 50,000 of their own people in February doesn't even enter their deluded minds. They still think Trump is just as evil. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD) 274
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl) Heh. Garrett called it. Those stupid cavemen can never honor a ceasefire. Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 07:27 PM (7gpcF) 275
Oregon's Merkley is a scum-sucking sack of shit. Fu*k him and the horse he rode in on.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 07:27 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD) 277
274 JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 07:07 PM (vSvIl) When is the official start ? Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (FtULh) 278
I guess I'll put the ketchup chips and the 2 dollar store chocolate bunnies away until the ceasefire is over.
So what, Friday? After the markets close? I invested almost $5 Canadian in treats to celebrate. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b) 279
We know the barbarians lie. They will screw up. Then the booms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 07:24 PM (WONhk) --- This will allow us to see which units are the fanatics and target them in particular. I like it and have been anticipating it. Trump probably put out his "destroyed the civilization" knowing he was going to call a halt hours later. He's like that. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (ZOv7s) 280
This is a shrewd move. If the ceasefire is broken, Iran becomes the unquestionable aggressor.
They've been the aggressor. Europes answer to not getting their oil has been to bitch at us. Folks here refuse to understand the mentality of the battered wife. The bitch does not care how hard she gets hit. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (SD7rz) 281
>>>The pause gives us a change to rest our aircrews, do maintenance and also work psyops on Iran, perhaps causing a coup. Our spies can also move around more freely.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd - Get those civilian weapons where they were intended to go. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:29 PM (RUHxY) 282
This place has turned into such a little teenage girl bitch session. Complete with cliques. What a waste of time.
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W) ==== Pink is for Wednesdays!! Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX) 283
Well best feed my cats and myself, before Tehran gets an early dawn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:29 PM (2GVsD) 284
Is anybody waiting in line for fuel? Democrats, Jimmy Carter take note.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (Fbc0I) 285
See my #93
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD) --- Yeah, great minds think alike! The unit that just fired that salvo is now going to be watched very carefully. If there's another violation, it's going to be "screw them in particular." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (ZOv7s) 286
"Iran launches new wave of missiles towards Israel 10 minutes after President Trump announces 2-week ceasefire, IDF says.
Posted by: Methos " I see no reason to hold back. Send 'em to Hell. Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F) 287
Idiots come in all genders.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD) Very much so. It's just some idiocy has certain markers. Though it also sounds like something the Ukrainian brothers would say. They're colonels though. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (V4IXI) 288
Funny. I filled up my fuel tank, and the price went up, but not nearly as much as when the SCOAMF and Cadaver Joe were in office. And I haven't seen any shortages in supply.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (Fbc0I) US doesn't get oil from the Gulf these days. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (8avO+) 289
What is the state of the SPR after Joey Bidet's many drawdowns?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (RUHxY) Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (3ek7K) 292
I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz) off by 5 hours Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+) D'oh! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (zYpTz) 293
Get those civilian weapons where they were intended to go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others We supposedly gave them to the Kurds to deliver. They disappeared. Imagine that? Top Man that Ratcliffe. Top. Man. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (abIsI) 294
They've been the aggressor. Europe's answer to not getting their oil has been to bitch at us.
They are afraid of the Muslims in their midst and realize that their military is in tatters, and they cannot respond even if they wanted to. Look, Muslims vote as an absolute monolith, they are told how to vote, and all of them do it, for whoever they are told to. They don't even need a large population to sway elections significantly. If Christians did the same we'd utterly dominate politics. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (El6/E) 295
They've been the aggressor. Europes answer to not getting their oil has been to bitch at us.
Folks here refuse to understand the mentality of the battered wife. The bitch does not care how hard she gets hit. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (SD7rz) That's because the Europeans, like the battered wife, still think they can change the Muslims, because they still think they are really good at heart and they just need a little education, guidance and love to be better. What sucks for the EUies is that there ain't no police coming to their rescue or a shelter waiting to keep them safe until the danger passes. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt) 296
Now that peace has broken out, we need to import a few million Iranian muslim refugees to make everyone feel better and boost my voter rolls here in california.
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (onPc6) 297
"I am looking forward to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Hormuz Strait in two hours!
Posted by: runner Trump wants to get the tankers out, first and foremost, is my guess. Other demands of Iran are unreasonable, or insane, from what I've seen. (complete withdrawal of our troops from the ME area, reparations for the damage, etc.) Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (vbXSk) 298
I saw something about the Panama Canal? What's that then?
Posted by: turambar at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (Q0yOR) 299
When is the official start ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 07:28 PM (FtULh) *************************************** Supposedly, the cease-fire doesn't start until Iran stops blocking free transit through the Strait of Hormuz. But are there any ships testing transit through the Strait? Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (VrdhL) 300
What is the state of the SPR after Joey Bidet's many drawdowns?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD) The current inventory is displayed on the SPR's website.[3] As of March 7, 2025, the inventory was 395.3 million barrels (62,850,000 m3). This equates to about 19 days of oil at 2023 daily U.S. consumption levels of 20.275 million barrels per day (3,223,500 m3/d)[4] or 47 days of oil at 2024 daily U.S. import levels of 8.420 million barrels per day (1,338,700 m3/d).[5] However, the maximum total withdrawal capability from the SPR is only 4.4 million barrels per day (700,000 m3/d), so it would take about 90 days to use the entire inventory. At recent market prices ($66 a barrel as of March 2025),[6] the SPR holds over $9.5 billion in sweet crude and approximately $12.9 billion in sour crude (assuming a $15/barrel discount for sulfur content). Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (8avO+) Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (3ek7K) 302
Is anybody waiting in line for fuel? Democrats, Jimmy Carter take note.
Here is a point about many ... well, Boomers. My parents are adament they never waited for gas. But they both believe they saw Kennedy shot real time. To understand people ? You have to understand that kind of shit. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (SD7rz) 303
290 Old Remington LRs with silencers in the right hands could do a lot of damage.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others I have a Nylon Apache(rare). It would be tough to put a silencer on it without some millwork. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (abIsI) 304
We supposedly gave them to the Kurds to deliver. They disappeared. Imagine that?
Top Man that Ratcliffe. Top. Man. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (abIsI) Hey., The Kurds have pictures of the boxes left outside their doors. We'll have to take this up with someone else. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (XV/Pl) 306
We supposedly gave them to the Kurds to deliver. They disappeared. Imagine that?
Top Man that Ratcliffe. Top. Man. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:31 PM (abIsI) --- Yes, because he personally vetted them. Or The same hacks that tried to subvert Trump are still subverting him. It takes take to separate the disloyal from the merely incompetent. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (ZOv7s) 307
But it's Tuesday
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) 308
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Healey, Now that Bondi is gone who is your next target? Posted by: fourseasons Pirro. NY gun grabber should be nowhere near the exec branch. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (abIsI) 309
That textbook chart just shows there is no such thing as a politician who takes a right wing position on economics. Where would Milton Friedman's economic positions put someone on this chart?
On a related note, M2 grew at an 11% (annualized) rate in February. That's before the Iran war. We might be longing for Bidenflation soon, although not before the midterms due to the lag before the money supply growth manifests itself in prices to give the banks the opportunity to squeeze every last drop of juice from the cantillon effect. Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (GPa4z) 310
Wtf was Trump thinking? He knows they are going to ignore the " ceasefire " . He needs to end this now and send them back to the 12th century where they long to be.
Posted by: Megthered at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (UUs/D) 311
>>Look, Muslims vote as an absolute monolith, they are told how to vote, and all of them do it, for whoever they are told to. They don't even need a large population to sway elections significantly. If Christians did the same we'd utterly dominate politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor -- Why are they allowed to vote? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (RUHxY) 312
We bombed the shit out of Japan without setting a foot there. They became allies and within just a few years they were making and selling stuff to us.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (vFG9F) 313
One factor that’s hard to evaluate is that the Iranian economy has completely collapsed; this war has allowed the government to use martial law to forbid anyone talking about it. But the Iranian currency is now worthless, and last time it was measured inflation in Iran was running at about 200% annually. After all the eliminations, there’s really not a lot of civil government left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (UA2di) 314
“To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat,” the lawmaker continued.
Piss off you traitorous bitch. Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (2WIwB) 315
The cafe is open.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (u73oe) 316
Despite being only 29, I actually remember the gas lines, and my proof is a photo of me with a toy gas pump and all my cars lined up around the room. I saw it on TV, I guess, and figured that was how it was supposed to work.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (ZOv7s) 317
A lot of the Europeans also think "they deserve it" from the Muslims, so, just like the beaten to a pulp confused wife, blame themselves for their own predicament.
They're about to find out what the Crusades were really all about, and it wasn't religion, racism and colonialism - at some point it became solely about self-defense. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt) 318
Irrational exuberance is fading. Down to +2.12%.
Hmm, bail or not. This is when the gambling gets exciting. Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 07:37 PM (4NO2D) 319
I have a Nylon Apache(rare). It would be tough to put a silencer on it without some millwork.
Posted by: Maj. Healey --- Yeah, you'd have to go to Harbor Freight and buy a set of dies. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:38 PM (RUHxY) 320
Why are they allowed to vote?
I have no idea how the rules work for each European nation but I presume they are legally part of these countries and residents. I have no idea how many are voting illegally either, but however it works out, they have a very powerful voting bloc that the people in charge have to reckon with, and they choose to do so by cringing and cowering before Islam. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (El6/E) 321
From DU:
Democratic voters have realized that their party is filled with weak, feckless "leaders" and they are done with it. THIS IS NOT DEM Bashing ! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I continue to support Dems! Vote, Donate, Lobby, Write letters, etc. I volunteer in my community and I have many years organizing people to bring about a peaceful, fair, and compassionate world . I have taken an oath to defend the Constitution several times, due to my career path. I’ve seen so many posts and replies to my posts from people who continue to make excuses for the lack of fierce bravery and clarity from the top Dems. All I get is emails asking for money. I’m waiting for them to lock arms and march to the Pentagon and the White House. Dems should have called for 25 Million people on the streets the very first time he bombed Iran. They need to do it NOW! We need to join hands and stay out in the streets every day. The world is watching American citizens and the Dem Party. What do they see? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1) 322
Is anybody waiting in line for fuel? Democrats, Jimmy Carter take note.
Here is a point about many ... well, Boomers. My parents are adament they never waited for gas. But they both believe they saw Kennedy shot real time. To understand people ? You have to understand that kind of shit. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 07:33 PM (SD7rz) I didn't, but then I was like 12. But there were gas lines in Ohio. One chain, SOHIO got their oil from Alaska and was unaffected in supply but got lines from demand. After a time SOHIO was forced to increase their prices to the Arab price....then Carter tried to sue them for "windfall profits" that they forced them to take. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:40 PM (8avO+) 323
I remember my first hand job experience with a great deal of fondness. And I was very appreciative, too.
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Healey, Now that Bondi is gone who is your next target? Posted by: fourseasons Pirro. NY gun grabber should be nowhere near the exec branch. Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 07:34 PM (abIsI) You need your demons and people to hold the Two Minutes Hate around I guess. (I was no big fan of Bondi, or Pirro. But they are neither divine objects of hatred for me.) Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 07:41 PM (hJH5n) 325
Why are they allowed to vote?
I have no idea how the rules work for each European nation but I presume they are legally part of these countries and residents. I have no idea how many are voting illegally either, but however it works out, they have a very powerful voting bloc that the people in charge have to reckon with, and they choose to do so by cringing and cowering before Islam. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (El6/E) I don't think that is true in France, at least. They have been a non-voting underclass for decades. I think Germany is Similar. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (r0dOk) 327
That's what I'm saying. I you want to get rid of them you get rid of them. Start by disenfranchising them, then de-subsidize them, then offer them a ticket home or else.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (RUHxY) 328
209 An awful lot of Congressmen and senators are calling for a coup against the sitting President.. telling the military to disobey orders ? Treason ?
Posted by: It's me donna Tee-hee...who could be against reminding our servicemembers not to follow unlawful orders!? It's perfectly innocent! *** Every officer, NCO, and enlisted soldier understands illegal orders. And the Services have the lawyers to keep them straight. This is classic bureaucratic equivocation. It's bullshit up until they specify a particular action. Then it is treason. Arrest them all. Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (2WIwB) 329
I have no idea how many are voting illegally either, but however it works out, they have a very powerful voting bloc that the people in charge have to reckon with, and they choose to do so by cringing and cowering before Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:39 PM (El6/E) They'd rather import vastly foreign populations than have a Come To Jesus meeting with their voters and level with them: they cannot afford to pamper and baby people anymore. Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (hJH5n) 330
Wtf was Trump thinking? He knows they are going to ignore the " ceasefire " . He needs to end this now and send them back to the 12th century where they long to be.
Posted by: Megthered at April 07, 2026 07:35 PM (UUs/D) It makes Pakistan and Egypt look like Idiots. And China, I supposed if they pressured them too. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:43 PM (8avO+) 331
I give them, oh, six hours to break the "deal."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 07, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz) off by 5 hours Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+) --- When it comes to deal-breaking by Muslims, always bet the under. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU) Tousi just claimed the record truce bust was Pakistan vs India. He might have been joking. Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 07:45 PM (8avO+) 332
They'd rather import vastly foreign populations than have a Come To Jesus meeting with their voters and level with them: they cannot afford to pamper and baby people anymore.
Their entire policy system is based around keeping their social services going, no matter what it costs them. They can see they are totally unable to maintain much longer, so they are trying to find answers to how to keep it going. So flooding the nation with cheap labor felt like an answer. How that felt like it would work, I have no idea. But they let their military collapse and rot so badly England can't even float a single freaking ship. Argentina senses weakness, they are talking about claiming the Falklands now. And the UK cannot do a damned thing about it. I mean, they can beg the US for help but why would we? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 07:47 PM (El6/E) 333
That's what I'm saying. I you want to get rid of them you get rid of them. Start by disenfranchising them, then de-subsidize them, then offer them a ticket home or else.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 07:42 PM (RUHxY) Make sure at some point you sterilize them too. Tidys things up a bit. Posted by: King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at April 07, 2026 07:49 PM (onPc6) 334
What sucks for the EUies is that there ain't no police coming to their rescue or a shelter waiting to keep them safe until the danger passes. Posted by: SpeakingOf After decades of those poncing faggots sneering at Americans, myself and Smash in particular when we were stationed in Germany...I intend to sin deeply by watching those stupid sheep get blorked up their squeakhole. Posted by: BifBewalski at April 07, 2026 07:59 PM (QVmho) 335
Argentina senses weakness, they are talking about claiming the Falklands now. And the UK cannot do a damned thing about it. I mean, they can beg the US for help but why would we?
I've worked Argentina several times. As well as Europe. Let the Argentines claim the Falklands. Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:03 PM (IsJ5o) 336
159 This place has turned into such a little teenage girl bitch session. Complete with cliques. What a waste of time.
Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 07:03 PM (/++8W) Leave then. We don't want someone here who doesn't know how to properly accessorize an outfit. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Vpqw1) 337
Did someone call nood? Cause there's a nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s) 338
I have said many times that while I didn't support intervention, now that the die is cast, I'm pulling for us to win the best we can, of course.
I draw the line at ANY war for the purpose of defending ANY Western European. Unconscionable. If that happens the only thing I'll support is immediate, unconditional withdrawal. Never Again. Let them perish from this Earth as G-d and Nature intend. If Argentina decides to head for Britain under full steam and conquer that accursed faggot island for Buenos Aires, all we should do is offer to cover the costs of adding a Union Jack to the corner of their flags, as a gesture of goodwill. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:22 PM (BI5O2) 339
The “Adolph Hitler” in the authoritarian right was hilarious.
Did those twits ever hear of the National Socialist German Worker’s Party? Posted by: Coelacanth at April 07, 2026 09:37 PM (DJPFk) Processing 0.17, elapsed 0.1504 seconds. |
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