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Tuq'r Qarlson Attacks Trump: "No President Should Mock Islam"
Also Trots Out His New Demented Theory That Trump Might Be the Actual Literal Antichrist of the Book of Revelations

Let me just get this out of the way since the trolls are already here. (Is it funny, by the way, that we leave them in peace while they cannot stop attempting to annoy us into submission and threatening us that By God I'll Vote for Kamala Harris Just Like Nick Fuentes Told Me To If You Don't Obey My Tantrum!)


Below, in 2006, Tuq'r Qarlson said that he would vote for someone who declared "I'm a bigot, I don't like Islam, call me a racist, call me whatever you want."

And now? "A president should not mock Islam."

I assume that this is in reference to Trump ending some Truth social posts with "Peace be to Allah" or that kind of thing, which I'm not even sure is mockery. He might mean it in the George W. Bush kind of way.

Tuq'r is claiming Trump attacked Christianity itself and defiled Jesus by launching the rescue effort on Easter Sunday... ignoring the fact that the guy was about to be found and it wouldn't wait until start-of-business on Monday.

No, he says this was a deliberate attempt to "eradicate" Christianity itself.

And who would try to eradicate Christianity? Well, the Antichrist of course -- and Tuq'r Qarlson now asserts that Trump may be the literal Antichrist.

Tuq'r's new Conspiracy Theory is that Trump's war is not just on Iran, but on the Christian faith itself, a "stealthy but effective attack... on faith in Jesus."

He thinks that Trump might be looking for a more elevated position than the mere president of the United States: He's saying Trump wants to be Leader of the World, like the Antichrist will become.

In fairness, he believes that Jews are tricking him because he's stupid so that maybe Trump doesn't know he's the Antichrist yet.

What a stupid Antichrist stupid Drumpf is!!!


Billboard Chris
@BillboardChris

12h

Tucker never stopped being the man who called Trump a "demonic force," a "destroyer," and in 2021 texts wrote: "I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."

And "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can't wait."

Tucker just lied to get close to Trump so he could undermine him.

And almost as if this is a planned op spearheaded by the foreign-government paid podcast brahs Tuq'r and Cavernous Nostrils, Cavernous just happens to drop her new conspiracy theory to day, that Trump is literally running a "satanic administration."

Wow, it's such a coincidence that Tuq'r accuses Trump of being the literal Antichrist on the same day Cavernous debuts her "satanic administration under the control of zionists" op!

And she says that Trump thinks he's a "Messiah!"

What kind of "Messiah," Cavernous Nostrils? A false one, presumably...?

Like the Antichrist will present himself as, yes?

candacesantaicadministration.jpg

Oh no, whatever I do, I mustn't accuse these very sensible and sane Patriots of being Traitors! That would be a wrongful slur, whine the cloying faggots who accuse everyone who is not a Paulite of being a "Neocon who just wants Bill Kristol to be president."

And what does Trump think of Tuq'r's and Cavernous's new theory that he is the literal son of Satan himself?

Caitlin Doornbos
@CaitlinDoornbos

4h

President Trump went off on Carlson when I asked him about this nonsense this morning.

"Tucker's a low IQ person that has absolutely no idea what's going on. He calls me all the time; I don't respond to his calls. I don't deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools."

Boy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




Comments

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1 Blow me, Tucker. -- Trump

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 So close to Easter Sunday?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (FmapG)

3 BLADE STRIKES HARD AND FIRST AND FIRST AND HARD

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

4 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (ExV1e)

5 I feel italized along with the blog text...obviously the Jews had something to do with it, *sarc*.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (9Ovst)

6 "Cuckoo... Cuckoo... Cuckoo"

-The Cuckoo Bird

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (DgMqy)

7 >>>BLADE STRIKES HARD AND FIRST AND FIRST AND HARD

Posted by: Elric The Blad

you got chumped

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (1wjle)

8
Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam. Or be different! Declare yourself the Thirteenth Imam.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)

9 Logically (if logic can be converted into the currency of conspiracy thought), labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (INQN/)

10 Tucker os ashooor

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (gDlxJ)

11 Boy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!

======

Careful, Ace.

Tucker demonstrated his incredible power over the Republican electorate.

Last month, during the Texas primary, he endorsed a candidate for a House race. That guy almost won.

Okay...he didn't win...he almost did...by coming sixth.

But, Tucker is going to prove it even harder when his preferred candidate in the FL governor's race, James Fishback destroys all competition. Sure, he's polling at like...4% now, but that can only grow!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (mdSmG)

12 I'm about 95% sure Trump's "Praise Allah" business is trolling.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

13 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)

14 "Tuckoo...Tuckoo...Tuckoo"

-The Tuckoo Bird

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (DgMqy)

15 Tuq'r is claiming Trump attacked Christianity itself and defiled Jesus by launching the rescue effort on Easter Sunday...

You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (a+4eV)

16 >>>9 Logically (if logic can be converted into the currency of conspiracy thought), labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?

yes, now that we see it, where else could the click-hungry foreign-government-paid propagandists go?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

17 12 I'm about 95% sure Trump's "Praise Allah" business is trolling.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

======

Allah's will cannot be denied in the passage of history.

So, the destruction of Iran's Islamic leadership, well, it must be the will of Allah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (mdSmG)

18

Fucker Tucker's family needs to have him committed.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)

19 13 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)

They hurdled than benchmark a while ago.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (INQN/)

20 So close to Easter Sunday?!"

And during the McCain funeral!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (XuXeR)

21 7 >>>BLADE STRIKES HARD AND FIRST AND FIRST AND HARD

Posted by: Elric The Blad

you got chumped
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (1wjle)
______


Trump >>> Chump

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

22 >>3 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

Not at all. there's a reason for that.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

23 TBH, I think having Tucker out there panties down is a net benefit because it exposes him, his ideas, and his fellow travelers to ridicule.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

24 It's generally accepted among a lot of Evangelicals that the Antichrist will be gay and European (but I repeat myself). Trump doesn't qualify on either.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

25 I am 100% sure the allah post was a massive troll. Trum is taking over! Even their most sacred !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

26
Hitler, hit the bench.

Antichrist! you're up as the new LowIQ Phony-Baloney Example to describe the Sheer Eeeeevil of Trump.

Oh...and paint yourself orange before you hit the field!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (iJfKG)

27 If Paula White is the person I'm thinking of, I don't have any use for her either.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (vTZFs)

28 Candiz is azhoor

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (dE3DB)

29 tucker has gone full potato

never go full potato

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (v6XNT)

30 >>And now? "A president should not mock Islam."


Have we met?

Posted by: Zombie Jefferson at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)

31 >>>You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.

oh really? I didn't know that because, much like Tuq'r Qarlson, I'm not actually much of Christian.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1wjle)

32 Trump is really bad at attacking Christians. If he was going to do that, he would have stayed a Democrat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

33 Careful, Ace.

Tucker demonstrated his incredible power over the Republican electorate.

Last month, during the Texas primary, he endorsed a candidate for a House race. That guy almost won.

Okay...he didn't win...he almost did...by coming sixth.

But, Tucker is going to prove it even harder when his preferred candidate in the FL governor's race, James Fishback destroys all competition. Sure, he's polling at like...4% now, but that can only grow!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

====

"There are dozens of us! dozens!"

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (13ivK)

34
Not at all. there's a reason for that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

Scares the crap out of me... Heaven help us if they take power

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (IJL3x)

35 Well, the Antichrist of course -- and Tuq'r Qarlson now asserts that Trump may be the literal Antichrist.

----------------

And all this time I've been assured that Erika Kirk is the Antichrist.

/

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (+Bx8T)

36 22 >>3 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

Not at all. there's a reason for that.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

======

Well, their stories are different in details, but the same in effect.

She's always been a leftist race hustler who gravitated towards whatever made her money. Now, the money from the algo prioritizes ad dollars derived from Pakistani bot accounts, so she trends to that.

He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)

37 Perhaps just let the Iranians have him now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

38 Yes, Tucker. Trump's Easter message sounded exactly like something that the antichrist would say/ sarc

Who is paying off this guy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (n3VHW)

39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

40 13 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)

Or the ayatollahs

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (6U1c2)

41 >>>24 It's generally accepted among a lot of Evangelicals that the Antichrist will be gay and European (but I repeat myself). Trump doesn't qualify on either.

he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)

42 Or the ayatollahs
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (6U1c2)


Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (IJL3x)

43 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

I think Tucker and Cavern and tiny, gay Nick are all being paid to divide the right. Pure and simple, they are an Op.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

44
*checks calendar*

2006 was twenty years ago.

Posted by: Person who never throws away a calendar at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (G4EEQ)

45 8
Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam. Or be different! Declare yourself the Thirteenth Imam.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)

I’m the Thirteenth Imam!

Posted by: Rufus at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

46 If Trump really wanted to quickly end this war, he should declare himself the 12th Imam.

*hilarity ensues

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (w9Wax)

47 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

The Dems *have* gotten a few clicks crazier to differentiate themselves. They have a brand to maintain, you know.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

48 Newsom is the Anti-Christ.

Posted by: Joefrombako at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Bf5aC)

49 >>39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.

oh definitely! His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)

50 Are there really any actual "conservatives" who pay attention to Tuq'r and KandaSSe? I presume at this point that their entire audience are leftists looking for new material to chortle about.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)

51 Lol

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (qLmoE)

52 I would not be at all surprised that someone has developed a "crazy beam" that they can shoot down from a satellite into someone's brain and make them insane, and that they have sent that beam down into Tucker, Candice, and others just for a laugh.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (513IY)

53 Looking at the TDS media, we need more insane asylums, STAT.

Anyone got some water projects that need dug with spoons? Cause I'm good for that as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (u82oZ)

54 Wow. That post from Candyass Ovens is something. She's now sounding even more deranged and insane than the most deranged and insane of the admitted, committed TDS commies. There is literally no daylight between her and, say, Jasmine Ratchet or any members of the Squalid.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

55 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

That doesn’t explain his hatred of Israel and Jews.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

56 What if AI is the anti-Christ?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dE3DB)

57 Wait.... does Trump hate islam or Christianity Tucker? I'm confused. I guess he is implying that the Trump is both a Jew and the antichrist. I don't know, this is why you put nutters in the nut house.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (n5tGW)

58 Wow! Candice and Tucker... the Mariana Trench and Valles Marineris of idiocy.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (iKUQG)

59 He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)

Tucker ought to have 'fuck you' money at this point. How rich do you need to be? No, Tucker is doing this for a reason, ideology or the leverage someone has over him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

60 49 oh definitely! His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)

=====

Going full, "no one shall besmirch Islam or Allah's prophet" seems to indicate that his algo is telling him to just appeal outright to Pakistan.

Lord in Heaven, please let that X change in the monetization that prioritizes local engagement over foreign engagement...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (mdSmG)

61 As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.
I wonder if conservatives have left and been replaced by lefty commie Muslims?

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (nGraA)

62 there is reason the Russian propaganda machine and Islamic Republic of Iran's propaganda machine are constantly quoting Cucker and Ovens

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

63 Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (a+4eV)

The parable of the lost sheep?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (n9ltV)

64 becuase they are real American patriots, you fools!

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

65 Scares the crap out of me... Heaven help us if they take power

Spoiler Alert - they will. Just how it is.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (OQ3w/)

66 he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag
Posted by: ace

------
I feel that, man.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (513IY)

67 >>>Lord in Heaven, please let that X change in the monetization that prioritizes local engagement over foreign engagement...

hashtag #MeToo O Lord

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (1wjle)

68 I question their engagement numbers...

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

69 The trouble with Tucker is that even if you could combine the necessary exorcism and enema needed and both were were successful, when you were done, he'd still be Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (w/O5Q)

70 As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.

Yes, in Pakistan.

As TJM keeps pointing out, their influence on actual elections thus far has been zero.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)

71 59 Tucker ought to have 'fuck you' money at this point. How rich do you need to be? No, Tucker is doing this for a reason, ideology or the leverage someone has over him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

=======

He's always had fuck you money.

He's doing this for the love of the game, mostly.

But, if his online presence needs to have a profit, then he follows the algorithm. And he is just like Nick Fuentes, getting bots from the third world.

There was an interesting little thing floating around over the last few days. Hasan Piker, communist Islamist streamer, revealed that like 1% of his followers are verified (with the blue checkmark). Most other accounts were like 20%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (mdSmG)

72 "Tucker just lied to get close to Trump so he could undermine him."

Yeah, it looks that way. Tucker fooled a lot of people.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (NpAcC)

73 56 What if AI is the anti-Christ?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dE3DB)

Well I'd say AI could very easily be a supernaturally motivated destroyer for sure.

A non-physical being doesn't really line up with Revelation though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

74 >>As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.

Real viewers?

Like Hassan Piker's Audience is real?

Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)

75 61 As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.
I wonder if conservatives have left and been replaced by lefty commie Muslims?
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (nGraA)

The IRGC have played Tuckers vomit on their media propaganda broadcasts

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (IJL3x)

76 I only listen to lindsey graham and mark levin. Killl!!!! Killl!!!!!!

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (qLmoE)

77 My bad, it's not a parable it's legal argument between the Pharisees and Christ because He healed somebody on a Sabbath and they got their seamless garments in a twist about it.

Luke 14:5 and Mark 12:11 according to Brave's AI summary

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (a+4eV)

78 ", labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?"

Candace will soon discover Trump is the 12th Imam .. he's just acting covertly to take over the world.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (vbXSk)

79 Tucker, Owens and Fuentes are the ones that need an exorcism.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (NpAcC)

80 It's mostly bots.

Posted by: Just like Twitter at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (G4EEQ)

81 His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)


While simultaneously diluting their support for Israel and Judaism. They are incongruent messages.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (n9ltV)

82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

83 70 As TJM keeps pointing out, their influence on actual elections thus far has been zero.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)

======

Nick Fuentes swore to go to Michigan in September of 2024 to campaign against Trump.

He didn't go to Michigan because he made up a story about JD Vance's security detail planning to murder him.

However, Trump won Michigan.

He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (mdSmG)

84 >>The parable of the lost sheep?


I think the Islamic Parable is about a Lustful Goat?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (TLp3A)

85 Ovens is absolutely all bots. Cucker got a sophisiticated and engaged audience from Pakistan, Turkey and...Turkey.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)

86 8 Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam.

maybe trump should declare himself to be the twelfth imam and insist that allah instructed him to lead the middle east to freedom and prosperity.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (oY6Yp)

87 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (mdSmG)

OT: But I watched 'No Other Choice' the other night. I had thoughts. Damn good stuff, that Park can play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

88 Newsom is the Anti-Christ.
Posted by: Joefrombako at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Bf5aC)
====

This makes way more sense.

The antichrist is not going to be from Queens I assure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

89 I recently read a very long thread that concluded that Nebula (a failing streaming service for 'educational' programming that became a safe haven for Breadtubers) is being propped up by Qatar. So their money is floating around everywhere.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (Dg7ng)

90 82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

======

I think Iran should hold a referendum on the conditions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (mdSmG)

91 "As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers."

Foreign viewers from Islamic countries and armies of gay bots moonlighting from hentai tentacle porn. Every one of the posts from Fucker and Candyass seems more targeted to anti-American foreigners than it is to even leftist Americans.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

92 The trouble with Tucker is that even if you could combine the necessary exorcism and enema needed and both were were successful, when you were done, he'd still be Tucker Carlson.

I mean, plenty of us remember 25 years ago when he was the designated conservative to get beat up on MSNBC and CNN, kinda like whoever's on The Five these days for Gutfeld to humiliate.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

93 willowed, but a lot of discussion in last thread about costs of the equipment so I repeat:
---------------
300 The cost analysis on the lost equipment is missing the point.

I was worth billions to prevent Iran from dragging one of our men through the streets like they have in the past. Not just for the loss of an American serviceman, but for the propaganda value.

The only reason to hesitate is the fear of making it worse and losing more men. The equipment cost does not enter the equation - it is trivial.

The thing is, these were career risking decisions. Hegseth would have been in a world of shit had he pulled a Jimmy Carter and the mission failed. He put his career on the line for the rescue. Trump DGAF, but he too would have paid a high price.

The win here is that we have leaders willing to put their careers and reputation at risk because it is the right thing to do. What a change.
Posted by: bob

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (513IY)

94 82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

95
So close to Easter Sunday?!"

And during the McCain funeral!
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (XuXeR)



And in the middle of Pride Month!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (y9nCu)

96 In fairness, he believes that Jews are tricking him because he's stupid so that maybe Trump doesn't know he's the Antichrist yet.

----------------

"Trump's the Antichrist and Hitler."

*slap*

"Trump's the 12th Imam and Jewish Puppet."

*slap*

"Trump's the Antichrist and Hitler ... AND
Trump's the 12th Imam and Jewish Puppet!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (+Bx8T)

97 ", labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?"

-
Skeletor?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)

98
OT: But I watched 'No Other Choice' the other night. I had thoughts. Damn good stuff, that Park can play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

======

I have read your comment, and I am digesting.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, though...this morning I saw that HULU announced it would be streaming No Other Choice in like 3 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (mdSmG)

99 94 82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)


Unlike Iran, Trump isn't targeting civilians

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (IJL3x)

100 I remember the Pharisees chewing Jesus out for helping someone during the Sabbath.

Posted by: MartynWW at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (M9zxq)

101 Sam Neill is the anti-christ. I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (SD7rz)

102 Just to think, a month or so ago, Cucker was in the oval office...😂😂 where he was used like a rag🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

103 Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

Who is Talculm X?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)

104 If Trump really wanted to quickly end this war, he should declare himself the 12th Imam.

For maximum hilarity, he should declare Barack Obama is the 12th imam. Obama probably already believes it, after all.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

105
Who is Talculm X?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)


He's a white guy who pretended to be black

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (IJL3x)

106 Get her while she's hot!

emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

107 A demon fucked me up the ass.

It totally wasn't Joe Kent. It was a good disguise though.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (aVf49)

108 Qatarlson has lost his mind and needs to be locked up

Posted by: night lifted at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (kJmLc)

109 Incidentally, it's "Revelation." Singular.

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (AozP3)

110
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, though...this morning I saw that HULU announced it would be streaming No Other Choice in like 3 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (mdSmG)

Well...I delayed long enough. I'm happy to own the movie, if digitally (so far). Three more weeks is just too long. I got work to do.

It would have been hilarious if Netflix had picked it up, with the Nexflix joke he put in the movie, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

111 How's Tucker's marriage holding up? As I understand it, his wife was a very big Trump fan. So much so that she got tossed out of one their little neighborhood parties for bring it up just before the 2020 election. At the time, Tucker supported her.

As is so often the case, domestic squabbles breed irrationality.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)

112
I’m the Thirteenth Imam!
Posted by: Rufus


I'm Henery the eighth, Imam.
Henery the eighth, Imam Imam.

Posted by: Henery the ape at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (Cqx++)

113 Tucker thinks rescuing a downed pilot on Easter is some kind of "desecration"?

How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?

Tucker is no better than the Pharisees who tried to rebuke Jesus for performing miracles on the Sabbath.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)

114 Oh yeah, and...

Jooooooooos!!!

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (AozP3)

115 110 Well...I delayed long enough. I'm happy to own the movie, if digitally (so far). Three more weeks is just too long. I got work to do.

It would have been hilarious if Netflix had picked it up, with the Nexflix joke he put in the movie, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

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Shoulda made it a Disney joke!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)

116 Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
*******
How do we know this?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)

117 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

118 Who is Talculm X?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)
___________

Shaun King. A white dude who pretends to be black and grifts endlessly off white guilt. The male version of Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

119 emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

120 That doesn’t explain his hatred of Israel and Jews.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)
====

He is a supercessionist and believes the people who call themselves Jews and Israel the Jewish state are not the inheritors of hashem's covenant with the Israelites, believes "chosen" means "supreme" and that the Israeli state oppresses its Christian population.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (RIvkX)

121 He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's cute that you think there's anything close to fair elections in Michigan.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)

122 Tucker has made one of the biggest heel-turns since Hulk Hogan joined the NWO.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (6ydKt)

123 Also AI Summary is Asshoe

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (a+4eV)

124 121 He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's cute that you think there's anything close to fair elections in Michigan.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)

=======

So...the Democrat governor cheated for Trump in 2024? Is that your point?

Because my history of noting that Detroit just makes up numbers is long in these hallowed gray boxes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (mdSmG)

125 59 He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)

He's also a frustrated hippie, i.e., part of him yearned to be a counter-cultural figure. But his preppy, bourgeois conditioning didn't permit it. That bottled up rebellion, long-since fermented and turned toxic, is now busting out.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (INQN/)

126 Islam is antithetical to modern life and to Christianity. Insulting it is mild. I think it should be eradicated.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (98kQX)

127 Tucker Mock, mock Tucker Fool, foolish drug taker Tucker
Tucker, Tucker Tucker. Tucker's on the take, on the fake.
Poor Tucker started so good now he's gone, now he's gone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (F24MQ)

128
Tuckoo and Googly went for each other's throat...

Hmm, continue...

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (ZQkti)

129 Boy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!

---------------

I've been assured that these #Woke Reich "influencers" and The Tech Bros all control JD Vance, Elon Musk, and Don Jr. in the same way Trump is controlled by The Jooos!

/Second look at Jeb! 2028?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (+Bx8T)

130 Shoulda made it a Disney joke!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)

Disney is already a joke...oh wait, I get it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

131 He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (mdSmG)

When he 'lost' Michigan.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (FmapG)

132 “ Then I heard a loud voice in heaven say:

“Now have come the salvation and the power
and the kingdom of our God,
and the authority of his Messiah.
For the accuser of our brothers and sisters,
who accuses them before our God day and night,
has been hurled down.”

Revelation 12:10

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (TmQh+)

133 Don't tell Tucker what I did for Christmas.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (z190r)

134
Aside from the foreign money grifting, Cucker is buying into that common East Coast commie cocksucker delusion that everyone on the Right is taking that position because they're all illiterate, snake-handling, cousin-humping barefooted Primitive Baptists who just need to have someone wave a Bible in their face and then they can be lead by the nose.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (y9nCu)

135 Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

====
Is that with or without annual bonus?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

136 130 Shoulda made it a Disney joke!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)

Disney is already a joke...oh wait, I get it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

======

I didn't...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (mdSmG)

137 , I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM

---

He has to be. Are atheist liberals going to give Tucker the time of day for claiming Trump is the anti-Christ?

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (iKUQG)

138 And now? "A president should not mock Islam."


Have we met?
Posted by: Zombie Jefferson at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)

Satan hates to be mocked.
islam hates to be mocked.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (utfVc)

139 Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
*******
How do we know this?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)


From stories like the one Pixy had recently where police raided an empty room full of nothing but phones tuned in to streams.

Also some analytics are possible even when you aren't the account holder. Tucker and Candace have more influence on Ace's shelving than they do anything important.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

140 Trump is not mocking Islam. He rightly believes Allah to be on the people's side that Trump is trying to free. After all that is what the people of Iran have to believe in order to win.

Trump is actually supporting Islam here in a way that is very easliy twisted.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (jstR0)

141 Is Tuq'r:

1. Funded by Qatar?

2. Sucking off Islam pro bono?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (ln0g4)

142 117 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

Would watch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

143 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Deal breaker.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)

144 Now I know why Tquar changed. He was converted to an Islamist.

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (x0hD2)

145 55 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

I can't break this down statistically or scientifically, but as someone whose religious circle sometimes overlapped with, brushed up against, or was infiltrated by that segment of Christianity, there is a fraction of a fraction who will credulously follow any "Christian" of influence who hypes end-times apocalyptic bollocks and let their own confirmation bias do the rest. I suspect however that this sub-subset is relatively small and electorally insignificant, as compared to Christians and non-radical evangelicals more broadly. There were probably greater numbers in the 80s.

Posted by: It's a very strange almost cult like grouping at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

146
Every time a fish strikes Toocoo's line while he's fly fishing but it gets away, who gets the blame?

Trick question: Toocoo blames the Joos for EVERYTHING!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (ZQkti)

147 Trump Might Be the Actual Literal Antichrist of the Book of Revelations

Which movie quote to quote?

"That escalated quickly" or
"Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them"

Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (MbSfH)

148 i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
__________

LOLOLOL. The intersection between that and "Things That Are Real" is ... nothing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

149 Is it 8 Eastern or 8 Pacific time ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (IJL3x)

150 Trump is saving this country from the trans brigade who are trying to brainwash and mutilate our children.

He's completely opposite of the anti-Christ.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (NpAcC)

151 Amazing. The guy who couldn't get enough of attacking Iraq converted to Islam.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (wrEn7)

152 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

Gonna ask one question here - if she's so amazing at 34, why isn't she married or have a serious relationship yet? Also, if she makes 500k/yr, she's gonna to want a dood who makes at least double that, especially in SF.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (9Ovst)

153 Cavernous probably doesn't even have Trump's number...

Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (53oGX)

154 117 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

Warming up for vengeance over here, boss

Posted by: Suns of Warvan at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

155 Guys, guys...Tucker said he isn't taking money from muslim countries, so it's all good.


Oh, did you know OJ is innocent? He said he didn't do it!

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (M7rua)

156 Maybe Schmucker is just practicing being a dhimmi, just in case?

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (AozP3)

157 How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)


I took one on a date. But that was a long time ago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (n9ltV)

158 Speaking of Antichrists, who is worse, Prince Andrew or King Charles?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

159 LOLOLOL. The intersection between that and "Things That Are Real" is ... nothing.

It's probably real, but I'll posit that she's both ugly and crazy.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

160 >>Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM

Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)

161 Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

A blatant trap. Whatever baw falls for it will deserve the days of torture in a bath-house basement that he will most surely get.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (SD7rz)

162 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Avenge me!
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (0SGkq)

163 I can remember reading about Trump's private security and info team battling Wynn's private security and info team in real estate battles.

I bet it helps with the "Trust but Verify" activities. Tucker is a gnat.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (cS1cw)

164 143 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)

Yeah, that's a stumbling block for sure. But...small waist, big tits, has money, wants family...better than what I bargained for. 34 isn't even a problem, I always liked older women even when I was younger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (xcxpd)

165 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (a+4eV)

166 If you are a Christian who thinks Trump is the anti Christ you are stupid and haven't read the Bible. He's not even ( small a ) anti Christ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:37 PM (n3VHW)

167
Don't tell Tucker what I did for Christmas.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington


We'll never divulge how you felt about all the British children, either!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:37 PM (ZQkti)

168 158 Speaking of Antichrists, who is worse, Prince Andrew or King Charles?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

169 Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.

I assume that they're saying that so that they can use that TACO bullshit when we don't nuke Tehran.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)

170 Trump is handling Iran the same way he's handling the Dems, by not taking shit and not pretending they will fight fair.
It's odd to see, for sure.
Politeness is weakness, he's doing this deliberately.

Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (53oGX)

171 am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s


--

This is why matchmakers were invented

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (GhIJO)

172 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)
_____

Quite a few straight, single, and attractive ladies in SF, especially if you're open to Yellow. The "conservative" element might be harder to find, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks? That scares me more than anything that people like Tucker aren’t mocked out of existence.

Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (PLgLU)

174 You know, Tucker was sane when he used our products. Just saying...

Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

175 ====

He is a supercessionist and believes the people who call themselves Jews and Israel the Jewish state are not the inheritors of hashem's covenant with the Israelites, believes "chosen" means "supreme" and that the Israeli state oppresses its Christian population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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We allow those with delusions to freely walk the streets in America.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (F24MQ)

176 I'm sure there is a demog called Media Christians who can't grasp a Christianity that isn't on The Screen.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (DgMqy)

177 168 Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

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I want the pendulum swing back right in Britain to be so far that Restore dismantles the monarchy, exiles the entire royal family, and turns Buckingham Palace into a museum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (mdSmG)

178 “ and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.”

You would need to be enormously ignorant of biblical scripture and teaching to believe that. There is in fact more in biblical teaching to make you wonder if Tucker and Nostrils are in league with satan.

This is all part of an op planned long ago whereby people alleged to be conservative when they are really evil subversives. It all follows.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (TmQh+)

179 2 Thessalonians 2 talking about the Man of Lawlessness who will be exalted to the level of God and supported by a large contingent of evil, delusional people sure sounds like Trump and the MAGA cult.

How about just that he's cruel and dangerous with a soul rotted to the core and Christians shouldn't support or worship him. Even a broken clock is correct sometimes, however this is not one of those times.

Tucker seems to have been personally shattered by the billion dollar judgement against Fox that included him being fired. I don't believe it's a fake persona just to get clicks. I think Tucker has developed a delusional persecution complex. Some day, he might even admit this.

Carlson recognizes that his life post collapse of the American Empire will be as hard as any poor persons, don't believe this little speech is motivated by anything other than self interest.

Good for you for talking..tucker. but also FUCK YOU tucker..your talking also got us here

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

180
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)



Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
Spread, Spread, Delaware
He's Coming He's Coming He's Coming

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)

181 Everyone is evil except them

Sounds like this blog

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (qLmoE)

182 Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

Well yeah but on the other hand... Louis Farrakhan.

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (AozP3)

183 I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.

Her income is a massive red flag. Women do not respect men who make less money than them, so the implied advertisement there is that they want a billionaire minotaur.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

184 " Tucker and Candace have more influence on Ace's shelving than they do anything important."

I object to the implication that Ace's shelving is unimportant.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Vpqw1)

185 Iran’s supreme leader unconscious and ‘unable to be involved in any decision-making’ according to News Reports out of Iran.

So, Iran has a Joe Biden also.......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (X7dyz)

186 Why would such an exceptional woman need to have her friend advertise her on x? Another ludicrous thing from the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (n3VHW)

187 I can not tell a lie. I greased those Limey bastards on Baby Jesus Day !!! And I'd do it again !!!

Posted by: George from 1776 at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (SD7rz)

188
When will Toocoo announce that he's built a mountaintop bunker and will come down no more?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ZQkti)

189 180
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)



Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
Spread, Spread, Delaware
He's Coming He's Coming He's Coming

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)

I love that song so much.
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

190 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Avenge me!
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer
Posted by: rickb223

Can't touch this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)

191 Amusing and contra black pill,

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Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

192 Tucker and Candice are unhinged. Pseudo-intellectuals who spew words suggesting they are great philosophers.

Bobby De Niro said it best; *drool*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Fbc0I)

193 179 Carlson recognizes that his life post collapse of the American Empire will be as hard as any poor persons, don't believe this little speech is motivated by anything other than self interest.

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Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.

We're not exactly post-war England right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mdSmG)

194 Just asking questions, have you stopped beating your wife on your UFO trips?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)

195 I get the feeling that it is more phishing than it is fishing for a husband.

But if it's real, I'm guessing she also forgot to put *very picky* as a quality.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)

196 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks? That scares me more than anything that people like Tucker aren’t mocked out of existence.
Posted by: JROD
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The same 33% that appear everywhere else. Their numbers aren't increasing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (F24MQ)

197 185 Iran’s supreme leader unconscious and ‘unable to be involved in any decision-making’ according to News Reports out of Iran.

So, Iran has a Joe Biden also.......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (X7dyz)

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Yeah, but they don't have a Politboro of competing fiefdoms.

They have the IRGC. The head of state de facto in Iran is one guy. The de facto head of state in America was a bunch of department heads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mdSmG)

198 177 168 Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

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I want the pendulum swing back right in Britain to be so far that Restore dismantles the monarchy, exiles the entire royal family, and turns Buckingham Palace into a museum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (mdSmG)

And I want superpowers....

Oh well, dare to dream. Maybe in a few centuries...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

199 I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
.......

It's so guys can calculate how much they get when the divorce happens.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

200 Holy sheepshit, Batman. These people have lost their minds.

TDS. Wow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (W2Pud)

201 183 I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.

Her income is a massive red flag. Women do not respect men who make less money than them, so the implied advertisement there is that they want a billionaire minotaur.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income, eighteen-inch dick.

Posted by: Because of inflation. Or inflammation. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)

202 OT: Election for a WI Supreme Court seat today. The progs have a good chance to solidify their hold on the court with Taylor, a former Planned Parenthood lawyer. The election hasn't gotten much airplay, perhaps as desired so-as to not stimulate non-prog turnout.

WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (Q+gd/)

203 Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.

With all the ships getting through Hormuz it's very clear that whatever control Iran has of it is spotty at best and may not actually exist outside of fearful actuaries in London.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

204 191 Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

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We're deporting a lot of people.

And these numbers should be coming directly from hospitals, not surveys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (mdSmG)

205 I love the "asking for a friend" vibe of that "looking for a husband" post. LOL.

"What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

206 8 PM EST is 4:30 Tehran Time.

Dawn attack, for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (u82oZ)

207 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

208 Funny that I agree with Jon Stewart. Back in Crossfire days Tucker was a host and Stewart on live TV said they Carlson "you're a dick"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (19SAM)

209
Why would such an exceptional woman need to have her friend advertise her on x? Another ludicrous thing from the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


She leaks air, slowly, but there's a patch kit for such issues that accompanies her everywhere.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (ZQkti)

210 198 And I want superpowers....

Oh well, dare to dream. Maybe in a few centuries...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

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A figurehead head of state who never, ever exercises his power, letting Parliament do whatever it wants without interference, is no basis for a system of government.

Tarts with scimitars in ponds is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (mdSmG)

211 as you're making fun of my shelving, yesterday's project was to sand and varnish my old desk and put it on the deck to go with my huge rocking chair so I can work out there. I did the bottom of the desk and legs yesterday and applied the first coat of varnish to the upward facing surfaces this morning. (It does not have drawers, just... shelves.)

I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)

212 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks? That scares me more than anything that people like Tucker aren’t mocked out of existence.
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (PLgLU)
********
Yeah, I have a family member that still listens to Tucker.
Hopefully, my recent mocking of him has changed his mind.
I think he now realizes he was wrong, but it's only been a few days.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

213 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Boy, I bet it was painful for them to admit that. Or at least I hope it was.

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (AozP3)

214 Tuq'r Qarlson has to be doing this just for the clicks.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (y171U)

215 >>>I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

oh it's fast-drying varnish says it needs 3-4 hours to dry and that seems accurate. I know that a lot of people say 24 hours. I'm going by what's on the can.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)

216 191 Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

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They should all be at zero. Period.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (lCppi)

217
"What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Those aren't tentacles, they're Fiddlehead Ferns, you jackass.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (ZQkti)

218 >>> 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks?

bots and paid followers

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (jGJov)

219 211 as you're making fun of my shelving, yesterday's project was to sand and varnish my old desk and put it on the deck to go with my huge rocking chair so I can work out there. I did the bottom of the desk and legs yesterday and applied the first coat of varnish to the upward facing surfaces this morning. (It does not have drawers, just... shelves.)

I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)

3 is a minimum. It depends on the wood and how it takes the varnish.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

220
But if it's real, I'm guessing she also forgot to put *very picky* as a quality.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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There's a reason a gal like that needs a matchmaker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (F24MQ)

221 203 Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.

With all the ships getting through Hormuz it's very clear that whatever control Iran has of it is spotty at best and may not actually exist outside of fearful actuaries in London.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

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Iran never controlled it. It's an international waterway that they have a coastline on. They tried to exert threats over it which partially worked for a few weeks.

The actual control over oil Iran has had is the 2 million barrels a day they produced, usually selling well below market rates to Russian and China to get around sanctions.,

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (mdSmG)

222 There's actually a video of Candace Owens' entire audience:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LTA9p3zhGbQ

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)

223 Quite a few straight, single, and attractive ladies in SF, especially if you're open to Yellow. The "conservative" element might be harder to find, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Yellow is fine. It's all pink on the inside.

The conservative part is important to me, though. I was married to a liberal. Never. Again.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (FmapG)

224 US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

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They should all be at zero. Period.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (lCppi)

I rise in defense of hot asians and latinas!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

225 Speaking of Antichrists, who is worse, Prince Andrew or King Charles?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

Andrew is mostly just a poonhound. Charles is a closet muzzie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (utfVc)

226 Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income, eighteen-inch dick.

That's also Barack Obama's wishlist.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG)

227 Shop teacher said you should sand between coats of varnish.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (Q+gd/)

228 Huh, so Tucker is saying True Christianity is ... Islam?

yeah, looking more and more like Laura Loomer's claim that Tucker has converted to islam is true.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (HXT0k)

229 >>>3 is a minimum. It depends on the wood and how it takes the varnish.

thanks. I guess I can do a couple more tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (1wjle)

230 >> US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women

Don’t worry. The subversives on SCOTUS are about to tell you the 14th Amendment was totally formulated to make sure anyone who illegally crossed the border or who was otherwise born from parents that are not American citizens and the squeeze out a baby on our shores, are bona fide citizens.

What else could the 14th Amendment be for if not that and birth tourism?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (TmQh+)

231 I don't know what went wrong with Tucker, but he doesn't deserve that much of your bandwidth.

Posted by: cpurick at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (lNjg1)

232 But it's still OK to mock Christianity, right Sister Boom Boom?

Posted by: Socratease at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (YgfoU)

233 "What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Wet dream about Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)

234 I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace
.......

Depends how high you want to get.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)

235 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms
___

Dammit, we're not fooling anyone!
-Thune

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)

236 >>>227 Shop teacher said you should sand between coats of varnish.

i'm doing that. I would like not to do it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (1wjle)

237 207 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

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This year was never going to be like 2018.

2018 had Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell giving oxygen to every Russian collusion conspiracy.

2026 does not have that.

Plus, the 2020 census redrew maps to all but eliminate on the cusp seats. A massive wave nets 15-20 seats now, not 60.

Plus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)

238 The next few hours are what we call "Prepping the Battlefield".....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (X7dyz)

239 Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England.

Charles slobbers over Islam but refuses to give a message for Christianity's most holy day. He's probably the perfect titular head for the modern CoE.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

240 Ian S.

She wants Barron Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (u82oZ)

241 Carlson is laughing all the way to the bank with all the clicks he's getting over his nonsense.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

242 A figurehead head of state who never, ever exercises his power, letting Parliament do whatever it wants without interference, is no basis for a system of government.

Tarts with scimitars in ponds is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (mdSmG)

I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.

The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

243 222 There's actually a video of Candace Owens' entire audience:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LTA9p3zhGbQ
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)
******
That's great!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

244 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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As one that is familar with that world, it won't work except for the Flynn crowd. Same as the stupid 2016-2020 Dem ops regarding Trump and his divorces, etc.

In fact, the whole Rapture/Apocalyptic crowd has been on the wane in the evangelical community and ironically the reason is Trump.

Trump gives existential hope for the future to evangelicals while Barry and Puddin Brain's junta did not.

For the most part, Evangelicals dislike Muslims and the Muzzie pushes in Texas, and the normal part of VA (Falwell's old stomping grounds) give reason to view Trump as a corrective to weak assed GOPe GWB types muttering religion of peace while getting bucks behind the scene (like Tucker).

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

245 If the conservative blog o'sphere stopped enrage-promoting blowhard half-wits like Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, Tuq'r and Cav. Nostrils, almost no one would know what they think or say.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (lCppi)

246
I get the feeling that Cucker's allowance from his rich wife isn't much. The prenup is probably even more iron-clad than the HMS Dreadnought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (y9nCu)

247 Andrew is mostly just a poonhound. Charles is a closet muzzie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM


I'm not sure it's closeted. Charles gave a speech in 1993 about how Islam is wonderful and must be respected.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

248 lus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)

Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

249 242
I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.

The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

======

The Good King is probably the best form of government.

The problem is the derth of good kings.

Still, I think England would be better off with bad kings afraid of barons than a permanent political class undermining sovereignty at every moment possible for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (mdSmG)

250
So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace


However many it takes for it to look good to you.

Be sure to lightly sand the surface between coats to remove any dust that settled upon the surfaces as they dried. 400 grit or 600 grit sandpaper and a light touch is all that is required.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (ZQkti)

251 Tucker and Islam is like Kent Brockman and the ants. Just sub "Muslims" for "ants"

"One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (jGJov)

252 Every time I read or hear Anti-Christ, I flash to The Omen III, with Rossano Brazi pronouncing the Anti-Christ, DAN-die-kr-EYE-ss.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (5rh/l)

253 If the conservative blog o'sphere stopped enrage-promoting blowhard half-wits like Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, Tuq'r and Cav. Nostrils, almost no one would know what they think or say.

I agree fully. But it's still fun to mock them.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

254 Carlson is laughing all the way to the bank with all the clicks he's getting over his nonsense.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

Does he get paid for bot clicks?

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (lCppi)

255 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I love hearing anti-christ atheists bloviate about what is and is not Christian.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (a+4eV)

256 Tucker, dude you have to get the syphilis treated or it leads to insanity.

I'm thinking talking out power plants, bridges and desalination plants would be considered heavy mocking. I just bought snacks. Whatever happens is out of my control but I can watch lefties heads explode.

And I want to congratulate President Trump on his promotion. We all start off as racists. And you can only be Hitler for about 15 minutes before someone else becomes Hitler again. Usually President Trump.

Not everyone gets promoted to anti-Christ though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (Sco7b)

257 >>oh it's fast-drying varnish says it needs 3-4 hours to dry and that seems accurate. I know that a lot of people say 24 hours. I'm going by what's on the can.


Still needs 24 hours to cure or anything it touches will stick to it.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (TLp3A)

258 Is Tuq'r a tucker?
Better name for cavernous nostrils is Nostrilopithecus Gigantus

Posted by: Dave's not here at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (kp5iD)

259 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)


Despite the fact that the Republican Congress has been useless since Trump was inaugurated. That Trump guy is super unpopular.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

260 Oooooh, if I'm James Talarico I'm calling Tucker's people NOW!

Tucker could have him on and they could rattle on Antichrist Trump together. Tucker could pull some of the more retarded Dems into his audience, and Talarico could get some of the more retarded Republicans to vote for him - James can also pour on the antisemitism for extra points with the Tucktards, because that's no risk for Dem candidates.

This us low-hanging fruit for both of these conmen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)

261 246
I get the feeling that Cucker's allowance from his rich wife isn't much. The prenup is probably even more iron-clad than the HMS Dreadnought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (y9nCu)

Yeah but he was getting multi-millions from Fox News. Plus whatever his current grift is. His net worth has to be over 40 million, maybe more if he invests well. How much money do you need?

I got 1/10 of that, I'd retire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)

262 really annoying me that Fox, Clay and Buck, etc are NOT talking about Tucker, Candy, Megyn, MTG, and others, that are flat out insane c. April 2026. Are they afraid some folks will not watch/listen anymore?

Posted by: zigggggy at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (EDeJ/)

263 Scott Jennings took on an entire CNN panel trying to boohoo and second-guess our military, virtue-signaling about war crimes.

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
There is no moral equivalence between the United States of America and the Iranian butchers who have terrorized the world for nearly 50 years.
It's really easy (for sane people) to tell the good guys from the bad guys here.

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Well, for sane people, sure, but we're talking CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (ndZc7)

264 248 Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

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It's my understanding that pretty much all of them are safe seats.

Really,...there are like 20-30, in total, actually contestable House seats right now. That's the story of the 2020 census redraw beyond the Census intentionally screwing it up (and admitting it) and giving at least 6 extra seats to Blue states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (mdSmG)

265 >>Be sure to lightly sand the surface between coats to remove any dust that settled upon the surfaces as they dried. 400 grit or 600 grit sandpaper and a light touch is all that is required.


Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (TLp3A)

266 Does he get paid for bot clicks?
Posted by: LASue


It's not like YT (or whatever) cares where the clicks come from.

Unless they're trying to minimize how much they pay him.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (a+4eV)

267 Other speculation on X is that both Tucker and Candace are being funded by the British right.

Because, as stupid as it sounds to us, it is actually in the best interest of the UK to have the US continue to fund the Ukraine war and NATO.

And the best way toward that is, weakening Trump and the MAGA coalition.

IDK, I don't know fully the Brit right; but I'm of the impression that they think American Democrats are too conservative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (HXT0k)

268 I get all my Christian scriptural and theological insights from people who don’t believe in God- like David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (TmQh+)

269 213 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Boy, I bet it was painful for them to admit that. Or at least I hope it was.
Posted by: Jetto

Maybe we haven't made clear how WE'RE the party that best supports trans children? We need to be louder! Newsom and others tried to walk-back our imperative and it confused some people.

Posted by: AOC at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (JCZqz)

270 I think it's possible that Trump is the anti-Christ, but that's because I expect the anti-Christ to be completely on Israel's side... until it's time for him to betray them. So I expect the anti-Christ to appear to be on the side of good, at first.

BUT, I think it unlikely the Trump actually is because (1) I don't expect the anti-Christ to come from the US. I think he will more than likely come from Europe. And (2) because I think he's too old. I don't think the anti-Christ would wait 80 years to bring about his plans.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (N1DT3)

271 Tucker's latest outburst must put Vance in a bit of a pickle.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (INQN/)

272 174 You know, Tucker was sane when he used our products. Just saying...
Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

You choked off the flow of blood to his brai...
Nevermind.

Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (ZhdAT)

273 Yeah, the tucker and owens thing is definitely an op. they are getting paid, or blackmailed. Maybe both. Its all histrionic emo concern and possibilities and can't rule out time travel or clones or demonic possession.

People in the media suck. They only get paid if people pay attention to them. So they must say stupid and crazy shit so people pay attention to them. Sometimes they fly too high and destroy themselves - see for example Keith Olberman. Ultimately, media people, at best, repeat what other people tell them. Most of the time they won't tell you who those other people are so you can decide whether it is bullshit or not. Its farcical most of the time. Lt Col. Bearclaw, some ex british spy with an expense account and no morals, a former employee of Bill and Hillary Clinton. None of these types of people are worth listening to at all. So they don't tell you who it is saying it. They do it for money. Its all about getting ahead, getting attention getting clicks, eyeballs etc. Its like they misbehaving attention starved kids found a way to get paid for their disfunction.

Posted by: F'me I am sick of the media at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (anL5R)

274 Humidity level has a lot to do with varnish drying time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (n5tGW)

275 Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income


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Did somebody say Bill Bratski??

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (M7rua)

276 "What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."

Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Kurt Eichenwald pulls down his pants and bends over.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (+Bx8T)

277
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)

Who are Democrats, remember.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (utfVc)

278 241 Carlson is laughing all the way to the bank with all the clicks he's getting over his nonsense.
Posted by: davidt

I doubt it. Candace's number are on the slide and my guess is that Tucker's will follow if they haven't already. Basically, people on the right turn you off if your predictions are consistently wrong.

People on the left are utopians so like Muzzies, the triumph despite recent losses is always just around the corner (strength and weakness at the same time).

Tucker, Candace, and the rest of Dugin's assholes can generate a brief crowd (just like a carny geek) but eventually the Gnostic crowd shuffles away to the next bearded lady or some other carny that issue predictions.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

279 The Good King is probably the best form of government.

The problem is the derth of good kings.

Still, I think England would be better off with bad kings afraid of barons than a permanent political class undermining sovereignty at every moment possible for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (mdSmG)

That's the sticking point. That and virtue is not hereditary. How do you get rid of bad leaders? That's the key, for me. If you can do it painlessly, go with that system. An armed 'ungovernable' populace or Barons are better than no checks and balances for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

280 Washington, Washington, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (MIIRH)

281 >>>So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?

Posted by: ace

>My brother's water bed sprung a leak, so he bought new one.

But it doesn't fit the frame so he has been fabricating a new one. He's going nutso with the finishing, varnish, polyurethane and sealing.

Only you can determine how much weatherproofing/weatherbeating you can endure.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (Fbc0I)

282 The black-pillers are really insufferable. I have a bunch of feeds that I can no longer follow because they are convinced Trump is "broken" and/or replaced by an evil midget. They have started to post every "health scare" too.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (q177U)

283 248 lus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)

Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

Yes - there are actually more than 30 already.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (tOcjL)

284 he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag
Posted by: ace

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I feel that, man.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (513IY)

Ugg... there's one that seems fairer but feels fouler.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (N1DT3)

285 You know, Tucker was sane when he used our products. Just saying...

Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

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This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (+Bx8T)

286 IDK, I don't know fully the Brit right; but I'm of the impression that they think American Democrats are too conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (HXT0k)

They also don't like Jews very much. Had to unfollow more than few UK conservatives over Israel hate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (xcxpd)

287 279 That's the sticking point. That and virtue is not hereditary. How do you get rid of bad leaders? That's the key, for me. If you can do it painlessly, go with that system. An armed 'ungovernable' populace or Barons are better than no checks and balances for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

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Since the perfect is not possible, you aim for the possible.

A government responsible directly through incentives to the will of the people. Do the people always get it right? No, but if they get it wrong, they have the ability to change things back, and they get the bad choices good and hard.

Which is why I hate the administrative state so much. Rutherford B. Hayes is history's worst president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (mdSmG)

288 Tucker said demons were trying to possess him

I guess they succeeded.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (XodLO)

289 This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (+Bx8T)

His shit's all retarded and he's a fag.
So really not on board with social conservatism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

290 as you're making fun of my shelving, yesterday's project was to sand and varnish my old desk and put it on the deck to go with my huge rocking chair so I can work out there.

Posted by: ace [i/i]

I hope either your deck is covered, or you don't get any kind of weather, or you're using marine varnish.

Varnishes made for indoor furniture don't necessarily hold up when they get wet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (a+4eV)

291 277
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)

Who are Democrats, remember.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Whole thing was a scam in the first place. The hijacker of Westboro's church was a scummy lawyer and several of the others of his extended family became lawyers as well. The rest served as footsoldiers for their fake and gay protests for pay. The model was to sue local jurisdictions kicking their asses out of places using first amendment laws.

Nasty critters more akin to Jim Jones than any sort of religion.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

292 >>>I doubt it. Candace's number are on the slide and my guess is that Tucker's will follow if they haven't already.

you can only rely on ragebait for so long before you need a new schtick

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (jGJov)

293 rsfrgn

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (a+4eV)

294 Lost people doing lost things.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (ViBbm)

295 How sick are the Ragheads in Iran.....

See below on their view of the life of the Iranian people vs their power...

Iranian state media filmed dozens of civilians forming a human chain in front of one of the country's power plants on Tuesday.

Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (X7dyz)

296 Cucker Carlson sounds like the guy that narrates the show "Ancient Aliens", where every segment starts with "...could they be be trying to start a world war? And if so, Tucker Carlsons say yes."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (dmDsy)

297 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms
____

We're surging too far ahead. Quick, roll out the amnesty gambit!
-Republican Party

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (Dv3i1)

298 Which is why I hate the administrative state so much. Rutherford B. Hayes is history's worst president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (mdSmG)

Word.

I rank FDR and Wilson as worse but Hayes sowed the seeds...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

299 255 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I love hearing anti-christ atheists bloviate about what is and is not Christian.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Does it make you feel better or worse that these comments were from r/Christianity?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

300 Really,...there are like 20-30, in total, actually contestable House seats right now. That's the story of the 2020 census redraw beyond the Census intentionally screwing it up (and admitting it) and giving at least 6 extra seats to Blue states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (mdSmG)

We're all gonna find out together.

I'm glad you're following the minutia so I can just vote, bring my like-minded neighbors to vote, and volunteer at my polling place.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FmapG)

301
Help me out here --

If no one is illegal on stolen land and we, the purported stealers, now live on stolen land, would not we be considered illegal?

And, therefore, we're on it and it's ours via double negative logic.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (ZQkti)

302 4 coats seems.... a lot. But if its gonna sit in the weather, I don't know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (n5tGW)

303 My brother's water bed sprung a leak, so he bought new one.

Did he pay cash for it? Otherwise he'll never have a reserved booth at Beef O Brady's.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

304 Does it make you feel better or worse that these comments were from r/Christianity?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


.... I stand by what I said.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (a+4eV)

305 I blame commies taking over education. This is all so transparent, agitprop, demoralization, and yet youngish people fall for it like it's all new news. So the likes of Cucker can go on X and rant about how evil Churchill was and how that fucker Mosley is the misunderstood and maligned hero of WWII.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (GD0B3)

306 Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Zo5VZ)

307 289 This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.
Posted by: ShainS

Will is another bowtie boy that maintained his main stream media gig by being a waterboy for conservative surrender with honor types. His hysterics about blue jeans in common culture in the eighties was an example of this sort of WASP elitist throwback to the 1950's. And his atheism did not wear well with his attitudes toward the GOP base moving away from the Ivy League Prep boy crap.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

308 218 >>> 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks?

bots and paid followers
Posted by: brak
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It was shown here, within the month, Viewing Rooms they call them. A room with a thousand telephones, floor to ceiling, all programmed to give clicks to the chosen object. They say the Chinese have infinite numbers of these. Why not the Islamists and the Rooskies too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (F24MQ)

309 . I think he will more than likely come from Europe

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I would think an Antichrist would need to have earthly power, so it couldn't be Europe. The clerk at your local city hall has more power than the Prime Ministers of those fag countries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (BI5O2)

310 I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS. I would bet they don’t know Jesus either.

Posted by: Deborah Hamilton at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (QrgRG)

311 ...and they believe it!!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (GD0B3)

312 296 Cucker Carlson sounds like the guy that narrates the show "Ancient Aliens", where every segment starts with "...could they be be trying to start a world war? And if so, Tucker Carlsons say yes."
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Heh, Ancient Astronaut Theorists are real!

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (n17eQ)

313 300 We're all gonna find out together.

I'm glad you're following the minutia so I can just vote, bring my like-minded neighbors to vote, and volunteer at my polling place.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FmapG)

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Chances are Democrats take the House.

I'd expect the Senate has no net changes. Maybe something like a tradeoff between NC and GA/MI, but it'll be even.

So, you know, Democrats will get their loud failure theater and impeachment circus that leads nowhere while Trump gets more appointments through the Senate, ICE keeps functioning at heightened OBBB levels through the end of 2028, and the DOJ keeps suing states for their out of alignment with statutory requirements voter rolls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (mdSmG)

314 And all this time I though Elon Musk was the AntiChrist.

Posted by: Bat Boy at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (7Q0e+)

315 308 218 >>> 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks?
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Ace.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (n17eQ)

316 CIA probably has viewing rooms too.
Who knows what they are clicking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (F24MQ)

317 And, therefore, we're on it and it's ours via double negative logic.
____

I could be wrong, but I think the logic is simply hatred of Western Civ.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)

318 >>4 coats seems.... a lot. But if its gonna sit in the weather, I don't know.


4 Coats is about right. It just takes a lot of time for the subsequent coats to dry as the wood is essentially sealed after the 1st.

I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)

319 I think he will more than likely come from Europe

IIRC there's something in the Bible indicating the AC will come from somewhere in the Roman Empire. That's a lot of territory, potentially, but it's mostly Europe.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (2ocoG)

320 310 I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS. I would bet they don’t know Jesus either.
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton

2 Corinthians walk into a bar....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Dv3i1)

321 So, you know, Democrats will get their loud failure theater and impeachment circus that leads nowhere while...

Trump gets more appointments through the Senate...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (mdSmG)

I think I've spotted the flaw in your logic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (FmapG)

322 CIA probably has viewing rooms too.
Who knows what they are clicking.


CIA actually did their job in Venezuela and Iran. For me that's the most stunning thing to have happened in Trump 2.0.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (2ocoG)

323 >>I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.


Usually, I lightly polish with 0000 Steel Wool after the final coat.

But, I wait 24-48 Hours to do that. Otherwise the Steel Wool will shed and stick in that final coat.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (TLp3A)

324 Ace, more varnish,
Less Tucker.

And prep is the key with varnish. Great fine sanding and wipe down with mineral spirits in between each layer. You’ll want to keep putting more coats as they look better and better.

Posted by: RI Red at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (fRFTM)

325

Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

326 I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.

The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)


My conclusion from observations over a more than few decades: A parliamentary government with a single-party majority, and without a monarch or president having and using veto power to quash far-right or -left policies and laws, is an elected monarchy. For as long as the government can go without risking an election, or holding an election per the nation's constitution.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (5rh/l)

327 321 I think I've spotted the flaw in your logic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (FmapG)

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So...Trump has gotten 0 appointments this Congress?

Sounds like news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

328 288 Tucker said demons were trying to possess him

I guess they succeeded.
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (XodLO)

I guess he isn't much of a wrestler. We should probably have Fr. Chad Ripperger visit him in a professional capacity next time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (DwqWV)

329 (It does not have drawers, just... shelves.)
--
Naturally, Shelvy. Naturally.

Posted by: Yuck Yuck at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)

330 Why doesn't tucker criticize the islamists as they always attack on Jewish and Christian holidays not to mention their own? Oh.... right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (n5tGW)

331 CBC is trying to figure out if Trump is serious.

Infrastructure equals war crimes.
Insane post.
Escalating rhetoric.

Yada, yada, yada.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (Sco7b)

332 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.

Are these like the images of guys on flying carpets with AKs shooting down planes?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

333 326 My conclusion from observations over a more than few decades: A parliamentary government with a single-party majority, and without a monarch or president having and using veto power to quash far-right or -left policies and laws, is an elected monarchy. For as long as the government can go without risking an election, or holding an election per the nation's constitution.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (5rh/l)

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And people wonder why Starmer hasn't been forced out of his position despite predictions for almost 2 straight years that it was always just around the corner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

334 tucker's cheese has slipped off the cracker, the cracker has been ground to crumbs and the wind has blown it all away. He must have worn those bowties a bit too tight all those years restricting blood flow to his brain, which caused brain damage.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2NHgQ)

335 >>>Did he pay cash for it? Otherwise he'll never have a reserved booth at Beef O Brady's.

Posted by: Ian S.

>My bro is a throwback to the '70s. He's the only one I know who still has a water bed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (Fbc0I)

336 323 >>I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.


Usually, I lightly polish with 0000 Steel Wool after the final coat.

But, I wait 24-48 Hours to do that. Otherwise the Steel Wool will shed and stick in that final coat.
--------------
What project are you guys talking about?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (n17eQ)

337 "Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.

Cardboard?

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (Q+gd/)

338 332 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.


If they are loyal to the old "leaders" Bye, bye

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (IJL3x)

339 >>What project are you guys talking about?


Ace only works in Shelves.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (TLp3A)

340 338 332 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.


If they are loyal to the old "leaders" Bye, bye

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (IJL3x)

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The regime is begging for children.

https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/
status/2041516252221362596

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (mdSmG)

341 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

Im sorry. I don't put much trust in ""images" . How do we know this is more AI stuff?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (n3VHW)

342 CBC just went TACO.

President Trump goes pizza.
Or sloppy Moes.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

343 I'm streaming The Stand from 2020 while I monitor you morons.... it's ok... lotta race and some gender swaps, but so far, after 2 episodes, I'm still on board...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Midgets. Get Over It. at April 07, 2026 02:06 PM (dmDsy)

344 Wicker desks and chairs don't need no stinkin' varnish

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 02:06 PM (Y1sOo)

345 Well, he’s proving that when you believe in nothing you will fall for anything.

Thanks to Obama, I have reached my lifetime cap for accepting being scolded about Islamists’ feelings. Don’t care. If it hurts then leave, you will be happier elsewhere. That goes for Tucker, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (4KUe5)

346 I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)


How long did you park the Vespa ?

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (SD7rz)

347 My bro is a throwback to the '70s. He's the only one I know who still has a water bed.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM


That tracks. Before Three Year Letterman (big X troll poster, JD Vance and Ron DeSantis have both paid homage to him) made them famous again I'd forgotten they were ever a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

348 Actual, good Christians don't have to be on the lookout for the anti-christ.

It makes as much sense as saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)

349
If anything, Tucker and Candace are the ones coming off as demonic. Especially Candace. She's been caught lying many times.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)

350 So...Trump has gotten 0 appointments this Congress?

Sounds like news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

No, obviously not.

Do you not think he could have gotten more through? If I recall correctly, almost 100 of his nominees are currently blocked in the Senate because one of them wasn't qualified.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (FmapG)

351 Does Carlson have any influence any more?. Do people take him seriously? There clearly is something wrong with him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (z7rHe)

352 BREAKING NEWS!!!

@nicksortor
LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"

"He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person! Okay? Joe Biden!

He said he's a mentally retarded person! He was so nasty to Joe Biden, it was terrible!"

"But to me, he likes Trump!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

353 I just get the feeling that Qatarlson and Candyass are being fed scripts by some Muslim power. This crap is the kind of thing that flies in the Middle East, and shows a distinct Muslim sense of Christianity.

I wouldn't be shocked if they start talking nonsense about the Trinity.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mf0KU)

354 350 No, obviously not.

Do you not think he could have gotten more through? If I recall correctly, almost 100 of his nominees are currently blocked in the Senate because one of them wasn't qualified.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (FmapG)

======

I'm curious.

Did I write that Trump would get all his appointments through? I believe I said, "more".

Was that incorrect?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mdSmG)

355 "Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand."

I was going to add this.

So I'll just add this:

This is very important. Also saving a day to cut corners on something like this is going to result in lingering disappointment.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (jstR0)

356 The regime is begging for children.

https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/
status/2041516252221362596
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (mdSmG)

Lovely.

The first and third guys are totally ghoulish. But the second guy has the look and sound of a man who's thinking "oh, G-d I can't believe they're making me read this. Fuck my life."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (BI5O2)

357 I used to build a ton of furniture and I still do a lot of Cabinet Restoration on Audio Equipment.

The hardest part of the job is having the patience to properly finish. You can't rush it. And it is REALLY easy to rush the final finishing steps as cure time can be all over the map depending on Environmental Condition and Materials.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (TLp3A)

358 @306

>>Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?

One should not throw out the suggestion of demonic possession cavlierly, but I think demonic possession can explain a lot of the madness that is going around.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (m9wtu)

359 CIA actually did their job in Venezuela and Iran. For me that's the most stunning thing to have happened in Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Ian S.
---

John Ratcliffe

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (F24MQ)

360 LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"

We did too, but that doesn't merit breaking news somehow. Sad.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

361 Qatarlson and Candyass are the most vile kind of grifters imaginable. I'm pretty sure he's just a liar, i think she might be insane, but both embracing this pseudo-intellectual religiosity is offensive and gross.

Posted by: MrManCan at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (b5I7i)

362 I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS. I would bet they don’t know Jesus either.
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton

I figured that out only a couple of months ago. [Puts bag over head.]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (ndZc7)

363 According to persecution.org Iran’s repressive regime executed more than 900 people in 2024 and handed down “scores of death sentences for religious-based charges,” according to a March 2024 report by the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom.

I imagine there has been much more in 2025-2026.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

364 Just curious... did Tucker or Candis say the she kind of thing when the Biden admin was promoting Trans surgeries for kids or nah? It's nah right?

Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy- likes standard time and morning light at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (rLs2a)

365 Wasn't Tucker just a while ago complaining that forces in the Admin were acting as if to start armageddon....

and now Trump is the Antichrist for realsies?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

366 >>This is very important. Also saving a day to cut corners on something like this is going to result in lingering disappointment.


1000 x this.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (TLp3A)

367 Did I write that Trump would get all his appointments through? I believe I said, "more".

Was that incorrect?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mdSmG)

Neither of us know yet. But I like your view of things better than mine.

I expect that if the Senate doesn't change hands, it'll remain status quo. And that's the best case scenario, particularly if the Democrat House is sending impeachment after impeachment over to be tried.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (FmapG)

368 OrangeMan Bad!

Posted by: NPC_11111001, a subsidary of Infosh*t, minions of Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (0sNs1)

369 LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"

-
It takes Un to know Un.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (ndZc7)

370 He said he's a mentally retarded person! He was so nasty to Joe Biden, it was terrible!"
-------------
This is so great. I can't get over the greatness of this statement.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (n17eQ)

371 I had the idea John had more than one vision of various events in our future and of the Celestial Throne, so I allow "revelations"-plural.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

372 348 Actual, good Christians don't have to be on the lookout for the anti-christ.

It makes as much sense as saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)

Eh, it's normal for Christians to worry about the End Times. There isn't a consensus about if the Church will be raptured before or after the mass killing begins. So people wonder, watch, and worry, even if they shouldn't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (xcxpd)

373 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)

374 As for the antichrist, the Muslims say the Masih Dajjal will only have one eye.
So obviously he's David Bowie.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

375 Today is the longest day.

Killme
Killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (W2Pud)

376 >>Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?

One should not throw out the suggestion of demonic possession cavlierly, but I think demonic possession can explain a lot of the madness that is going around.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM


Are Crocs a tool of the debbil?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

377 >>I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS.

Every name sounds better with an 'S' at the end, even if there actually isn't one.

Posted by: Straits of Hormuz at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)

378 People need to go check out comedian Kyle Dunnigans latest reel. He does an impression of Tucker that’s hilarious.

Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (PLgLU)

379 367 I expect that if the Senate doesn't change hands, it'll remain status quo. And that's the best case scenario, particularly if the Democrat House is sending impeachment after impeachment over to be tried.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider:

======

The chances of Republicans losing the Senate are vanishingly small.

They'd have to lose NC (Cooper can't get above 45% in a poll in a state he's supposedly popular in, all while the state has been moving rightward in registration since he left office as gov), ME (Collins sits on a throne of skulls for a reason), TX (HA!), and one other while holding Michigan (if that Muslim gets the nomination for the D's...it could be a tossup) and GA (Ossoff very well could lose, especially if the FBI is looking into Fulton which...they seem to be).

And even if D's net 3, Republicans still hold the majority because of Vance as VP.

Remember, the 2018 election saw a D+9 generic environment and Republicans...gained 2 Senate seats. It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)

380 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

Iranian officials with guns, I'd bet.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (lCppi)

381 >>>You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.

oh really? I didn't know that because, much like Tuq'r Qarlson, I'm not actually much of Christian.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1wjle)

I seem to recall "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath" in there as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)

382 As far as I know, the "gathering together" of all Christians happens before the tribulation and "end times", so before the anti-Christ.

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18. It states that all living believers, along with all believers who have died, will meet the Lord Jesus in the air and will be with Him forever. The rapture is God’s removing of His people from the earth. A few verses later, in 1 Thessalonians 5:9, Paul says, “For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.”

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (vbXSk)

383 And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)


Exactly who it is... Wives and Children of "true believers"....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (IJL3x)

384 If anything, Tucker and Candace are the ones coming off as demonic. Especially Candace. She's been caught lying many times.
==
Gee, its almost as if they are doing the stereotypical leftist thing and projecting. Hey, wait a minute . . .

Posted by: Good Point at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (anL5R)

385 saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Also, do not be gay. Seriously, resist the temptation of that youth pastor's sweet, sweet booty. Avoid sexy twinks at all costs!

Posted by: Reverend Manly Butch of the Pinedale Community Church (no homo) at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

386 As for the antichrist, the Muslims say the Masih Dajjal will only have one eye.

Dan Crenshaw ? Did NOT see that coming. Neither did Dan - at least from the blind side.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (SD7rz)

387 But to me, he likes Trump!

Trump treats him like a person and tries to come to an accommodation with him. Every other President treats him as a foreign threat to stir up fear in the populace so that the government can gain more power.

For himself, Kim Jung Un doesn't need more domestic power. Maybe, probably not - but maybe, he'd actually like to improve things in his country but he needs a foreign partner other than the CCP or Russia to accomplish that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

388 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)

Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

389 Remember, the 2018 election saw a D+9 generic environment and Republicans...gained 2 Senate seats. It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)


Shhhhh! SHHHHH! Shush. Zip it. Stop. ZZZp. Hush now.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)

390 Ace, if you can do it indoors it is much better. Lots of dust and pollen outside. Last year I was on a final coat and an insect decided to land.
The table got one more coat (inside) than I expected.

Posted by: RI Red at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (fRFTM)

391 It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)

You and I completely agree on this part.

I just don't agree that the Senate will (be able to?) move Trump's nominees with any rapidity, particularly with the requirement to hold trial after trial from the Democratic House.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (FmapG)

392 You know who else wore a bow tie?
Mister Peabody.
You, Tucker Carlson, are no Mister Peabody.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (hirWM)

393 Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand.
Posted by: garrett

This! My servers are sparkling clean.

Posted by: Hillary at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (w9Wax)

394 And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

With all the critical sites across the country, that's a lot of logistics and wasted man hours standing by 24/7. Let's keep it up for a few weeks, and bomb whatever is uncovered.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (JCZqz)

395 I see Iran is surrounding their power plants with women in burkas and regime thugs to act as human shields.

*bites nails*

It that supposed to be a deterrent or an enhanced target?

Maybe Tucker could go and show his support. You know, him being a true believer and all that.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (IhVqi)

396 >>Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.


I think it would be a shame not to respect their aspirations to martyr themselves.

Bomb away.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (TLp3A)

397 Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO

Where there are power plants there are people with children who can be press-ganged. I'd expect every power station will have some sacrificial lambs they can leave to the bombs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

398 391 You and I completely agree on this part.

I just don't agree that the Senate will (be able to?) move Trump's nominees with any rapidity, particularly with the requirement to hold trial after trial from the Democratic House.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (FmapG)

=======

They will continue at the same pace as before.

The only thing that could speed them up is Grassley dying. He's the main pillar holding up the blue slip process.

If Grassley dies and he gets replaced as chair of the judiciary committee, and his replacement is just the littlest bit based, then blue slips (a tradition, not a rule) gets tossed and suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)

399 You know we are on high alert with Ace doing woodworking projects.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (n17eQ)

400 Yikes, so The Stand doesn't resonate with what is going on in the world now? I mean, minus the viral apocalypse... We may soon have to make a choice...

Posted by: Denny Crane - M O O N That Spells Armageddon! at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (dmDsy)

401 According to persecution.org Iran’s repressive regime executed more than 900 people in 2024 and handed down “scores of death sentences for religious-based charges,” according to a March 2024 report by the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom.

I imagine there has been much more in 2025-2026.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

I wonder if they'll even count the unarmed protestors murdered en masse in the streets.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (lCppi)

402 Nood ME!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (FmapG)

403 suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)

I'd vote for Chad FTI Johnson.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)

404 Tucker, Candace, and the rest of Dugin's assholes can generate a brief crowd (just like a carny geek) but eventually the Gnostic crowd shuffles away to the next bearded lady or some other carny that issue predictions.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

-----------------

Fuentes was the original Dugin butt-boy.

[I only learned of those relationships recently ...]

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (+Bx8T)

405 "For himself, Kim Jung Un doesn't need more domestic power. Maybe, probably not - but maybe, he'd actually like to improve things in his country but he needs a foreign partner other than the CCP or Russia to accomplish that."

And any reasonable partner would off him the first chance they got.

And the world would be a better place.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (jstR0)

406 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
==
So when the 'loyal' population is laying down in front of power plants for a week or three, the remaining disloyal population is going to be free to do what?

These Islamists aren't Wylie Coyote Super Genius level minds are they.

Posted by: a moron at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (anL5R)

407 Noood schmollls

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (a+4eV)

408 And people wonder why Starmer hasn't been forced out of his position despite predictions for almost 2 straight years that it was always just around the corner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

That's the problem with a parliamentary system, as long as the majority stays together Starmer can stay. They can even eject Starmer and put in another clown without an election. That's what the Tories did twice before calling an election last time when they got destroyed because they all colluded to keep Reform from getting seats.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)

409 Shhhhh! SHHHHH! Shush. Zip it. Stop. ZZZp. Hush now.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM


That's not who we are.

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

410 Today is the longest day.

-
Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

https://is.gd/1XbnR8

(I envision Heinkel He-111s approaching the British coast when I listen to this.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

411 Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

Naw. Hit the targets surrounded by human shields. These aren't hostages, they are the larval stages of islamist drones. Every one killed will be one less future soldier for islam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (utfVc)

412 Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO

Where there are power plants there are people with children who can be press-ganged. I'd expect every power station will have some sacrificial lambs they can leave to the bombs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

then don't hit power plants today. Everyone says its a war crime anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

413 These people are insane and if this is to divide the right I don't see this working as it is too far crazy. It is swung past way far right to the farthest left of crazy.

Carlson's kid still works on Vance's communications team and I don't trust the apple that comes from that tree.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (oiNtH)

414 then don't hit power plants today. Everyone says its a war crime anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

Except it's not though.

- Bill Clinton in Yugoslavia and Serbia and pretty much the entirety of WWII.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (FmapG)

415 I can guarantee you that trump's "peace be to allah" was meant to be sarcastic.

Posted by: strepthroat at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (mxEar)

416 I'd have thought the anti-christ would have been a commie, like Obama. Obama certainly fits the bill better than Trump...supposed to a charismatic figure, "beloved" world-wide, etc., right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (cWffP)

417 Lil Tucker, who tucks his willie, is reviving my animus against preppie assholes.

Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (reMys)

418 Iran state TV
Iranian state media filmed dozens of civilians forming a human chain in front of one of the country's power plants on Tuesday.

Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it.

Trump has given Iran until 8 p.m. ET to agree to a deal that would reopen the Strait of Hormuz, but no progress has been announced.

Note: No word on how much is show and if active energy infrastructure.
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Carlson alleged he is or was a traditional Christian who believes in God and the teachings of Jesus. He's converted into another religion or dropped Christianity altogether?

I'm going with Islam, TuCa and others (including a multitude of wacko ideologies) revealed, or not yet revealed, are the anti-Christ. And, perhaps there have been and/or are some signs from the Seven Signs of the Revelations, Book of the Revelations. 🤷‍♀️

I'm confident Trump and his administration won't destroy a great deal of the world, but I'm certain with a nuclear weapon, Iran would try.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (NFX2v)

419 Schmucker Carlson is as much of a Christian as Aleister Crowley.

Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (reMys)

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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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