Schmoll: In 2006, Democrats Led in Net Favorability by 18 Points. In 2018, by 12. And Now?<br>Republicans Lead by Five.

Schmoll: In 2006, Democrats Led in Net Favorability by 18 Points. In 2018, by 12. And Now?
Republicans Lead by Five.

Video of CNN informing its audience that Democrats are not doing that well below.

7 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms
Republicans vs Democrats net favorability
2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5
That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

Democrats do lead on the "generic congressional ballot," but by a historically small lead: five points.

Yes, they're ahead -- but only barely. Given historical precedent and the current political environment, they should be running away with it.
But they're not.
"This lead is historically low for Democrats at this point with a Republican president," Enten said. "On average, their lead's actually slightly less. It's five points. That's less than it was back in 2018 when it was eight points and way less than it was during the 2006 cycle when it was 11 points."
Five points.
Now, I don't exactly trust the approval rating polls showing that President Donald Trump at -20 or -30, but still, with numbers like that, Democrats should be crushing the GOP in the general congressional ballot, but they're not.
"You'd make the argument, Democrats should be way ahead, and they're just only sort of slightly ahead," Enten pointed out.

In Virginia, Abigail Spannberger, a woke Deep State traitor, ran as a "moderate centrist."

This was, of course, a lie to con the rubes.

But the rubes are noticing, and her approval rate is plunging as Virginia voters realize they've been lied to.

Just two months into her term of office, Gov. Spanberger's approval polling is barely above water. Her win last year was supposed to be the victory of pragmatic moderation over the voices of the far left, but since then Virginia voters seem to have realized she's a left-wing partisan, not a moderate. Today the Washington Post has a story about this sudden turnaround.
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Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger's approval rating stands at 47 percent two months into the Democrat's term, with 46 percent of voters disapproving and 7 percent expressing no opinion in a Washington Post-Schar School poll.
Spanberger won in a 15-point landslide last year after touting her reputation for bipartisanship built on three terms representing a conservative-leaning district in Congress. But her current ratings reflect sharp polarization among Virginia voters in their views of the state's first female governor.
The approval mark for Spanberger is 13 percentage points lower than the average for Virginia governors in Post polling since the 1990s. Her near-even split between approval and disapproval is a worse net approval rating than the early-term scores of her predecessors in previous Post polls. It is also slightly weaker than ratings of her immediate predecessor, Glenn Youngkin (R), in a Post-Schar School poll last fall, showing he ended his term with 50 percent approval and 46 percent disapproval.

So where is the "sharp polarization" coming from? It's coming from Spanberger herself who hasn't been content to focus on affordability and is instead focused on issues like making sure police don't cooperate with ICE.

The Democrats, of course, intend to lie their way into office this year. They will almost all claim to be moderate, except for the designated woke warrior bomb-throwers in safe districts who will be allowed to preach the True Democrat Religion.

It's important to really push the Spannberger story and show that she lied and therefore all the other Democrats running the Spannberger Playbook are lying as well.

This is a five-alarm fire for Democrats in swing states.

CNN: "Democrats are, just simply put, running behind their previous benchmark."pic.twitter.com/2uHiZagDrb
— Delanie Bomar (@DelanieBomar) April 6, 2026

Some other bits:

The NYT's portrait of a stalker:

The Times on Aaron Rupar:

"The man who watches Trump all day, every day"

"Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president"

"The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense." pic.twitter.com/rzE0oct2Np
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) April 6, 2026

The left is pushing the 25th Amendment for Trump again, after assuring us for four years that Biden was a highly engaged "super-ager" who ran circles around his 30-year-old staffers.

All the way into July 2024 Gupta was defending Biden as “quite robust” and “high functioning."

Tellingly in this clip, immediately after glazing Biden, he goes after Trump, even though he wasn’t even asked about Trump.

What a hack. https://t.co/9TQcNJ4WgO pic.twitter.com/ytrkJo74bF
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 6, 2026

By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM

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1 1?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (CWTWj)

2 Holy shit, I made the front page!!!

Thanks, ace!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (FmapG)

3 Trump's breath stinks so bad that's he be only breath on Iran and they be sirendoor.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (B1QDm)

4 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

Well, obviously. He's just the president. It's not like he has anything better to do than talk to the press all day every day. /sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (a+4eV)

5 The left is pushing the 25th Amendment for Trump again, after assuring us for four years that Biden was a highly engaged "super-ager" who ran circles around his 30-year-old staffers.

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Your quarterly reminder that the entire 25th Amendment process is short-circuited by a letter written by the president to the Speaker of the House.

The 25th Amendment is designed for a comatose or missing president, not a crazy one.

Anyone pushing this nonsense either has no clue what they are talking about, or they are grifting.

It's probably both, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (mdSmG)

6 A-Aron Rupar has never, ever seen voluntarily-exposed boobs in person.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (FmapG)

7 R+5? I'd love that to be true and hope very very much that it is true. But I don't think it's true. But I hope it is. Very very much so. Almost as much as I hope for a pet dragon and for all Maxim cover models to be waiting for me at my place when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

8 Ace is sneaky snake. Aying with us late in the comments. Lulling us into a false sense of security. Then bam! Drops a nood on us.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (0SGkq)

9 Damn, posts like this make me think MS Now is lying to me and their 1.7 million viewers.

"Number One Morning Show in Washington D.C."

Hmmm - 80 hours a week watching Presudent Trump. Pantsless?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)

10 403 suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)

I'd vote for Chad FTI Johnson.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)

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Bruh.

His momma gave him that name. Don't disrespect him by shortening it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (mdSmG)

11 Aaron Rupar looks like he sits on that chair when his wife is having sex.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

12 "Dr" Gupta should lose his medical license... If he actually has one...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (IJL3x)

13 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

They said he was DYING at Walter Reed.

Dying.

"Called a lid" means 'the president is dying' now.

Remind me. What did 'calling a lid' mean just 15 months ago?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (FmapG)

14 7 R+5? I'd love that to be true and hope very very much that it is true. But I don't think it's true. But I hope it is. Very very much so. Almost as much as I hope for a pet dragon and for all Maxim cover models to be waiting for me at my place when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

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Decent polling over the past few months seems to indicate a D+2-3 environment for November.

Which would be a small House win, at best. I'm talking small. Like 5 House seats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (mdSmG)

15 3 Trump's breath stinks so bad that's he be only breath on Iran and they be sirendoor.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Did you buy the rights from Dorcas Blimline to talk about Trump's breath?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

16 Vin Gupta is wise in the ways of jugaad.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

17 That's good news, and I'm hopeful, but polls have been less than reliable lately.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)

18 These people that vote all these Charleton Democrats get what they voted for.

They lie so bad and these zeros cannot see through the smoke and realize the truth.

Why are these people so dumb ????

Now they suffer and complain that we did not know Spam-Burger was this bad ????

SUCKERS ...........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (/Uzmo)

19 >> But the rubes are noticing, and her approval rate is plunging as Virginia voters realize they've been lied to.

I dunno. Can anybody be that naive or stupid?

My theory is these are the “independents” who fancy themselves as more removed and therefore more astute about politics. They are not married to either party, smarter than anyone in the room, and not beholden to anyone.

Except their own dishonest stupidly and inability to cogently digest facts or make plausible arguments.

And we all end up bent over a barrel because of it.

Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)

20 I just never imagined a woman with a name like Abigail Spanberger would - once given power - emerge as a raging grade A bitch.

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)

21 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president. He says it's pretty bleak.

Dude, I don't think Trump is the reason your life is so bleak. Go outside, touch grass, maybe a boobie or two. Who knows, you might find that life is okay once you drop your obsession.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

22 One of the advantages of the Virginia Gov system is that you only have to convince the voters once and then you can pretty much do whatever you want.

Pity Youngkin didn't understand this dynamic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

23 CISA sez Iran cyberwarriors are targeting USA programmable logic controllers. (PLCs are used in industrial automation.) Rockwell devices are specifically targeted due to a known five-year-old exploit.

For their part, Rockwell sez "Users should never configure their devices to be directly connected to the public-facing internet."

Well, duh.

Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (N8ZBc)

24 21 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president. He says it's pretty bleak.

Dude, I don't think Trump is the reason your life is so bleak. Go outside, touch grass, maybe a boobie or two. Who knows, you might find that life is okay once you drop your obsession.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

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His hard work prevented Trump from winning the presidency in 2024, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (mdSmG)

25
Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)

I'd like to see you try.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (IJL3x)

26 And we all end up bent over a barrel because of it.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM

Is it better to be bent over The Barrel, or in The Barrel?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

27 22 Pity Youngkin didn't understand this dynamic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

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He did.

He did exactly what he wanted.

He tried out for a national gig by being moderate and amenable and popular in a purple/blue state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (mdSmG)

28 Almost as much as I hope for a pet dragon and for all Maxim cover models to be waiting for me at my place when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

Narrator: Neither a dragon nor Maxim cover models will be waiting for him at his place tonight.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

29 "The man who watches Trump all day, every day"

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How hard can this be when Trump just watches Gorilla TV all day, every day?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (+Bx8T)

30 biden era: calling a lid meant the staff was exhausted from trying to keep up with mister sharp as a tack

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (CWTWj)

31 What percentage of the population realizes the Democrats are either insane or demon possessed.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (z7rHe)

32 This is going to come down to voter enthusiasm.

The Dems are going to come out against Trump/GOP big time.

The GOP/MAGA better show up or its going to get ugly.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (IifOV)

33 Uh huh. Suuuure, bud.

I'm sure that's what this sallow little gooner is telling his boyfriend when he's into hour 60 of beating off to German Scheiße vids...

"GO AWAY!!! I am watching videos of King Donald, and trying to save Our Precious Democracy! THIS IS MY JOB DAMMIT!!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)

34 The U.S. carried out more than 50 strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island on Tuesday, hours ahead of President Donald Trump’s 8 p.m. ET deadline for Tehran to allow full traffic to resume through the Strait of Hormuz.

“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Kharg Island"
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (/Uzmo)

35 They get elected. Then their approval ratings plummet. Over and over. Yawn.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (URW1b)

36 Is it better to be bent over The Barrel, or in The Barrel?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

Yes.

- Bootyjuice

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)

37 I don’t give a fig if it’s Dems +1. It’s still a loss, and it shouldn’t be in this environment.

Yeah we only lost the World Series by one point, but it’s really a win.

Hey we lost the battle and we’re all dead, but hey we killed 20 of their guys. So it’s a win.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (f4tQo)

38 Biden Admin Lid status:

Butt's been -
[ ] wiped
[x] not wiped

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)

39 Drive by diagnoses are particularly reliable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (ndZc7)

40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

41 On the Spannberger:

(1) "moderates" are stupid and will believe that she was a special case. The other Democrats REALLY MEAN IT!

(2) I'm fairly certain fraud put her over the top. We had a GOPe in power and for all his pretense of being tough, Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did nothing to put an end to the fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

42 "The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense."

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I believe the term you're looking for is "LSD flashbacks."

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (+Bx8T)

43 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

yeah, that's what they *want* you to think. that truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (oY6Yp)

44 For their part, Rockwell sez "Users should never configure their devices to be directly connected to the public-facing internet."

Well, duh.
Posted by: gp

But... but... muh Internet of Things!

Posted by: Your Local Tech Enthusiast at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (a+4eV)

45 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president.

Sounds like a blood clot waiting to happen.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (IifOV)

46 >>>I believe the term you're looking for is "LSD flashbacks."

I think you mean Twinkie Flashbacks. He is a carb-rich environment.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (1wjle)

47 How can people be "UNDECIDED" when it comes to voting in the midterms ???

Why are they stupid??

Were they born this way or did they learn at the Local "Learing" Center ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (/Uzmo)

48 Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)

What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?

Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)

49 Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T

Just stay away from the teeth, please.

Posted by: Hermie DDS, North Pole Office at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (w9Wax)

50 37 I don’t give a fig if it’s Dems +1. It’s still a loss, and it shouldn’t be in this environment.

Yeah we only lost the World Series by one point, but it’s really a win.

Hey we lost the battle and we’re all dead, but hey we killed 20 of their guys. So it’s a win.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (f4tQo)

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"Republicans should have ahistorical wins in midterm elections, and it's the only barometer to measure things by."

I mean...okay.

Out of power parties just...do better in midterms. Not even Obama's people could figure out how to reverse that, and he had that whole advanced Facebook thing on his side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (mdSmG)

51 What "current political environment " , the one you are trying to create with your relentless miserable coverage?

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (YwEeS)

52 Can't believe Dems think a white woman beating a woman of color is something good.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (n17eQ)

53 truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.
Posted by: anachronda

The body-doubles thing was only funny the first time when it was Biden.

Posted by: Your Local Tech Enthusiast at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (a+4eV)

54 Legit surprised GOP has held up as well as it has.

$5 gas though has really dimmed my optimism. I see diesel hit $6+ here.

We’re lucky Dems just have nothing but TDS to offer

Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (vQ4US)

55 I don't believeTrump has public engagements 80 hours/week. I know Trump has insane energy level but that statement by the Times seems dumb. Aaron would have to be rewatching or watching multiple broadcasts of Trump speaking trying to find some gotcha moments. I guess Aaron might well be that obsessive, but why is one particular Trump hater worth an article in the Times?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (+89TD)

56 I mean, c'mon.

Outside of campaign season how many hrs/wk of Trump video even gets released? 2? Maybe 3?

Ridiculous.

You're a loser with nothing to do, Aaron. This isn't heroic. You're just living on Twitter and whacking it a lot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

57 Be sure to vote harder. Cucks

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (qLmoE)

58 >>>40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM

Posted by: gKWVE

i was about to post about this woman, but I have to add that video. But it's tricky because I already have embedded too many other videos of her woke lunacy and have to decide which of my darlings to kill.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)

59 12 "Dr" Gupta should lose his medical license... If he actually has one...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (IJL3x)

Both he and Dr. Jill....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (DwqWV)

60 Spannberger to the voters of Virgina......

I want Cum in your mouth.... OOPs Sorry !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (/Uzmo)

61 Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did nothing to put an end to the fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

Except he did, though. He worked with the feds to remove inelligible voters from the rolls prior to the election.

Of COURSE there was still fraud, but to say Youngkin didn't do anything about it just isn't accurate.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

62 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
____

She's practically Kenneyesque! Bring on the new Camelot!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)

63 Isn't is amusing both the Dems and the Reps run to the right during election season and then flip hard left after elections are over?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

64 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry

Run like the hounds of hell are after you?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (a+4eV)

65 You done messed up A-Aron!

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (gtcuf)

66 Spanberger looks like Reinhard Heydrich's bastard granddaughter: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Einsatzgruppen

Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (reMys)

67 54 Legit surprised GOP has held up as well as it has.

$5 gas though has really dimmed my optimism. I see diesel hit $6+ here.

We’re lucky Dems just have nothing but TDS to offer

Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (vQ4US)

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Oh, no, gas has hit prices not seen since Biden's presidency.

And every indication is that the shock is already cooling in the oil market.

Surely this situation will remain in stone for the next 7 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (mdSmG)

68 The U.S. carried out more than 50 strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island on Tuesday, hours ahead of President Donald Trump’s 8 p.m. ET deadline for Tehran to allow full traffic to resume through the Strait of Hormuz.

“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Kharg Island"
We fight our country’s battles
~~In the air, on land, and sea;~~
In the air, on sea and land
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (/Uzmo)

You need to change the order if you're going to chance the rhyme.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (N1DT3)

69 Remember they said Biden was "PROBING" also.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (/Uzmo)

70 >>>You're a loser with nothing to do, Aaron. This isn't heroic. You're just living on Twitter and whacking it a lot.

Someone on twitter called him a professional stalker and said he was stalking trump throughout the 2024 campaign. BUT, on one day he blew off his "job" and went to an Earth Wind and Fire concert instead.

That was the day of the Butler PA Assassination.

So... he sucks. Also he's a big tub of lard fatty fatty four by four.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (1wjle)

71 I feel like the "Trump has dementia!" is some sort of bizarre sociological test being run by space lizards.

Like, "holy shit! They believed Biden was a decent man! I bet they'll believe anything. Let's see how far we can push this."

And they all laughed at the Last Egg for his stupid "let's tell them Trump has dementia" idea.

"no one is stupid enough to believe that Last Egg--that's why you're the last egg, always last in everything."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (HXT0k)

72 I was reading a thread by a local MA pol with his constituents (not me thank God), and his argument was "energy prices are high because we aren't taxing energy companies enough"

It being MA about half of the people that responded agreed with him.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

73 Vin Gupta is wise in the ways of jugaad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

Guptas are Brahmins. Topmost, shiniest turds of the Indian turdpile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (utfVc)

74 55 I don't believeTrump has public engagements 80 hours/week. I know Trump has insane energy level but that statement by the Times seems dumb. Aaron would have to be rewatching or watching multiple broadcasts of Trump speaking trying to find some gotcha moments.

or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)

75
But really:

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

76 The U.S. carried out more than 50 strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island on Tuesday, hours ahead of President Donald Trump’s 8 p.m. ET deadline for Tehran to allow full traffic to resume through the Strait of Hormuz.

The Left: It's not fair! Trump didn't tell them the exact minute when our planes would be overhead. Waaaahhhhhhh!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)

77 40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

When you look up the word "twat" in the dictionary, they have this photo....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (DwqWV)

78 72 I was reading a thread by a local MA pol with his constituents (not me thank God), and his argument was "energy prices are high because we aren't taxing energy companies enough"

It being MA about half of the people that responded agreed with him.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

=======

"A $3,000 per gallon tax charged to oil companies won't affect prices at the pump for consumers."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (mdSmG)

79 Aaron Rupar looks like I should have expected him too look. I thought he would be a skinny Somali pirate type.

Instead he's leftwing extremist Heel vs Babyface

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle)

80 Given historical precedent and the current political environment, they should be running away with it.

Explain, por favor?

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (gtcuf)

81 75
But really:

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

======

His audience is the IRGC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (mdSmG)

82 64 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry

Run like the hounds of hell are after you?

the catch is that she makes her 500k on onlyfans.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)

83 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

Take him seriously but not literally or literally but not seriously.

Those are the only options.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

84 or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)

Like being 13 and watching scrambled cable looking for a boob?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)

85 82 64 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry

Run like the hounds of hell are after you?

the catch is that she makes her 500k on onlyfans.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)

======

Just feet pics, right?

Right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (mdSmG)

86 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

That's some Oracle of Delphi phrasing right there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (a+4eV)

87 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president. He says it's pretty bleak.
===
Aaron Rupar's wife spends 80 hours a week entertaining Somali men have nothing to do because they own multiple day care centers all at the same fake address. She doesn't find it bleak at all.

Posted by: A yin to the yang at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (anL5R)

88 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

--------------

I think Trump 2.0 (not to mention 1.0) likely held more and much longer press conferences (by orders of magnitude) during his first four days (and certainly weeks) in office than F. Joe Sundowner did after being installed for four years of The AutoPen Empire.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (+Bx8T)

89 re 55: maybe he plays recordings backwards to listen for hidden meanings, you know, like "ha ha ron paul's dead"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (CWTWj)

90 55 I don't believeTrump has public engagements 80 hours/week. I know Trump has insane energy level but that statement by the Times seems dumb. Aaron would have to be rewatching or watching multiple broadcasts of Trump speaking trying to find some gotcha moments.

or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.

An example would be Trump with three penises and a clutch of testicles, except that might just be true.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)

91 OT: Eric Swalwell will NOT drop from the race - he's taking (Katie Porter's) 11th hour surprise and telling her to shove it...

As I was telling the spouse, if you didn't have two absolute criminal sh&tholes running for the D nom, they could force one out, but these two would rather see the party burn if it won't pick them, so they are in it to the end...sucks to be the D party right now, b/c they can't get them out...either one...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (tOcjL)

92 >>>"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime, so he's amping up threats to get some kind of deal to call a win.

I feared this from the beginning. You just can't win a war from the skies alone.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)

93 She's practically Kenneyesque!
__

uh, "Kennedyesque".

even lousy jokes deserve spell check before posting

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)

94 "A $3,000 per gallon tax charged to oil companies won't affect prices at the pump for consumers."/i]

Oh he was telling them to switch to electric everything as well. Because electric heat in MA in the winter is a brilliant idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

95 Obama appointed Hawaiian Judge Orders Trump to give Iran all A/C type, Tail numbers, Launch Base, Time of Launch, TOT and the target coordinates....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (/Uzmo)

96 Can't believe Dems think a white woman beating a woman of color is something good.
Posted by: pudinhead

In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

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I know I'm gobsmacked!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

97 Except he did, though. He worked with the feds to remove inelligible voters from the rolls prior to the election.

Of COURSE there was still fraud, but to say Youngkin didn't do anything about it just isn't accurate.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

Ok, then:

Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did ~~nothing~~ the bare minimum to look like he was trying to put an end to the fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

Happy now?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (N1DT3)

98 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

He followed that with Almost 50 years of murder, Terrorism, and some other things... Can't find the whole quote... Then he said God bless the Iranian people...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (IJL3x)

99 What percentage of the population realizes the Democrats are either insane or demon possessed.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM

Those two sets can quite a large overlap.

Posted by: Kamala "Venn Diagram" Harris, your 2028 Democrat Presidential nominee at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)

100 Spanberger's polling decline is a slender reed for those who have been raised to love this state.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (wgymU)

101 they have this photo....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (DwqWV)

I actually linked to Belinda Jane Butcher, who was and I presume is awesome, although she wouldn't be able to hear me say that anymore.
I don't want to look at Mrs Newsom's face.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

102 "The only problem with elections in VA were that there were some dead people on the voting rolls."
-apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mdSmG)

103 the iranians need to be armed but I don't see anyone actually doing that. the kurds were supposed to, but trump says they kept the weapons.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (1wjle)

104 I'm jaded on "Democracy" and the reason is that our elections are dependent on a sizeable percentage of the population who just don't pay attention. They are then susceptible to the propaganda put out by the democrat media complex and vote accordingly.

Trump may be doing monumental, historical things but..."I just had to pay $4 a gallon for my gas so I'm voting Democrat...!"

If you want to remain free you have to pay attention because freedom isn't free. And not enough are willing to do that. IMO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (lmdht)

105 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM

Posted by: gKWVE

i was about to post about this woman, but I have to add that video. But it's tricky because I already have embedded too many other videos of her woke lunacy and have to decide which of my darlings to kill.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)
_____

Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

106 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)

Only if they're Jewish

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (V7158)

107
That's some Oracle of Delphi phrasing right there.

Strange women dancing in diaphanous gowns making vague pronouncements is no basis for a system of government

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

108 >>>Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

really? Is that true?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)

109 In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

------------------

"But, we were assured that he was finally dying at Walter Reed Hospital! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (+Bx8T)

110 Re. Sidebar:
I still maintain that Soundgarden owes royalties to Montrose.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (TLp3A)

111 105 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

======

She is the perfect feminist.

She killed her own sister...and Mrs. Newsom is the victim.

She's so awful in her feminism, that she's driven her male children hard to the right.

She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.

She's using her husband's political career to advance herself.

Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (mdSmG)

112 102 "The only problem with elections in VA were that there were some dead people on the voting rolls."
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mdSmG)\\

If we're talking the 2025 VA races, Ds won them with or without fraud...maybe AG would have been a squeaker, but those races were all won the minute Trump closed off NGO money (the bigger issue in NoVa) and laid off feds...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)

113 Strange women dancing in diaphanous gowns making vague pronouncements is no basis for a system of government

What if her arm is clad in purest samite?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

114 Cry Havoc and launch the BUFFs and Bones........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (ZWcdc)

115 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.
____

I miss her.

Posted by: The Ficus at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)

116 "The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense."

lol

This is one of the most inadvertently funny things I've read in a long time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (nTGnD)

117 really? Is that true?

It may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Martin at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (EXyHK)

118 I feared this from the beginning. You just can't win a war from the skies alone.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)

Not trying to be a dick here, but I have no problem with our boys going in and mopping up the mess... Iran really can be a great place, it just needs our help....

Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells Freedom! at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)

119 really? Is that true?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)

Yes.

Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (FmapG)

120 He looks like he's auditioning for the lead role Soyjak: Feels of Fury.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (BI5O2)

121 Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.

*smiles menacingly, returns to sharpening scimitar*

Posted by: Hillary at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

122 In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

-
I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

I'm sure she will be out whining to the press about how unloved she feels by the league.

Breaking News: Spoiled black lesbian whines about being paid more than she's worth. Story at 11.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (DwqWV)

123 11 Aaron Rupar looks like he sits on that chair when his wife is having sex.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

Wife? I thought he was shacked up with Don Lemon?

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (7gpcF)

124 112 If we're talking the 2025 VA races, Ds won them with or without fraud...maybe AG would have been a squeaker, but those races were all won the minute Trump closed off NGO money (the bigger issue in NoVa) and laid off feds...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)

======

I'm talking about how with 4 years of governance, there was no effort to actually find any kind of election shenanigans in the state. At all.

That not one election official was fired.

DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.

Because he's an establishment cuck who just wanted to use his position to be the "popular" governor of a purple state who was only popular because he was deeply inoffensive to the opposition.

The only time he was animated in his whole tenure was when people were talking about him being Trump's VP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mdSmG)

125 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Iran, as currently governed, is not a civilization. It is a thugocracy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (utfVc)

126 really? Is that true?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)

Yes.

Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.

She testified as Jane Doe #4 at his trial. There are... questions... as to her unwillingness to participate in his happy fun times.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (FmapG)

127 @91

>>...sucks to be the D party right now, b/c they can't get them out...either one...

Ehh.. The D's control the instrumentalities of voting in Cali.

I would not be surprised one bit if both the Donks are 1/2 on the Jungle Primary Ballot.

And then it get's sorted in the General with Porter being the designated winner.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)

128 Trump may be doing monumental, historical things but..."I just had to pay $4 a gallon for my gas so I'm voting Democrat...!"

"So you want to pay $8 a gallon for gas instead? That's what the Democrats have always said is their goal."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)

129 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

-------------

Was I wrong for initially hoping he was talking about Califzuela, Minnesomalia, and New Zimbroadway City?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (+Bx8T)

130 Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (FmapG)

Sloppy seconds. Ew. So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)

131 I was reading a thread by a local MA pol with his constituents (not me thank God), and his argument was "energy prices are high because we aren't taxing energy companies enough"

-
Governor Newsom blasts Trump for raising gasoline prices on Americans ...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)

132 She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Harvey W. at April 07, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

133 DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.

He did do more then that...

I remember seeing a series of articles calling DeSantis a liar and claiming there was no fraud quickly followed by a bunch of articles arguing he was a racist meanie for throwing illegals into jail for voting because they probably didn't even know that was a crime or something

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

134 What is most revealing is that Trump is basically identifying where and when the attacks will occur without any expectation of resistance. He's just laying out the plan and acknowledging "you can't stop me..."

And they can't stop them which is why they fall back on sacrificing women and children...

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (s1NDj)

135 So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)

She also killed her sister. Literally. "By accident."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)

136 Mrs. Newsom ... She'd hate being called that, also did not want to be called the First Lady of CA. She prefered First partner... She's a real winner.... Queen of the Karens.... I look at her and see an Anorexic on drugs

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (IJL3x)

137 ...Virginia voters realize they've been lied to...
How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat running for state or federal office is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y2f7I)

138 One wonders if Harvey Weinstein is someone's bitch in prison, or if even they aren't that desperate.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)

139 Ehh.. The D's control the instrumentalities of voting in Cali.

I would not be surprised one bit if both the Donks are 1/2 on the Jungle Primary Ballot.

And then it get's sorted in the General with Porter being the designated winner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)

If it's the 2 of them, Swalwell will be the designated winner. No one wants to work with or under a crazy b&tch...so, they'll take the other and just avoid getting within 6 ft of him...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (tOcjL)

140 Presdent Obana shoolds dew sumthing before it be too latest toonite.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (B1QDm)

141 Trump shouldn't have tried to fix a geopolitical issue that's plagued American foreign policy for decades because the midterms are now threatened. He should have been like Democrats who looked out at a nation not yearning for more immigration and decided to put a hold on any sort of open borders policy because it threatened their midterm proposal.

They chose to protect the midterms rather than advance policy they believed in and would advantage them in the future.

Trump should be more like Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (mdSmG)

142 Show me a war won from the skies alone?

It doesn't exist in modern warfare.

Especially with a completely unarmed civilian/oppositional population.

If you don't have guns, you cannot defeat people with guns.

The Mullah's aren't the British, so there is no way to Gahndi ourselves out of this predicament.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (XV/Pl)

143 Aaaaaand. EPIC just crashed.

Fml

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (LzLXY)

144 GatewayPundit is the only news I can find on human shields. As AOP said, the most hardcore who we won't miss.

"This latest outrage comes as President Trump’s deadline for Iran to fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz looms large. Trump has made it crystal clear: fail to comply by 8 p.m. Eastern, and America and its allies will unleash hell on Iran’s infrastructure, power plants, bridges, the works.

The regime knows Trump means business, unlike the weak-kneed appeasers who preceded him.

Reports flooding in confirm Iranians are already gathering en masse around key sites. Videos on social media show crowds forming human chains at power plants nationwide, with state media blasting the call as a “show of solidarity."

In their defense, those power plants are the 5,678th through 5,723rd most holiest sites in all of Islam.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (Sco7b)

145 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

146 Sloppy seconds. Ew. So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)
-----

One simply cannot un-suck Harvey Weinstein's shriveled pecker.

So no making good here.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (oqH4h)

147 I'm talking about how with 4 years of governance, there was no effort to actually find any kind of election shenanigans in the state. At all.

That not one election official was fired.

DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.

Because he's an establishment cuck who just wanted to use his position to be the "popular" governor of a purple state who was only popular because he was deeply inoffensive to the opposition.

The only time he was animated in his whole tenure was when people were talking about him being Trump's VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mdSmG)

He took the dead off the rolls.
He made felons apply individually for a restoration of voting rights.
He made some strides.

I mean, in a blue state, that was not nothing.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

148 She also killed her sister. Literally. "By accident."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)

To be fair, that could drive a lot of the bad behavior. Not sure I'd be all that balanced had I killed my sister. Not that my sister doesn't deserve it, just that I would then be at fault....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (DwqWV)

149 137 ...Virginia voters realize they've been lied to...
How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat running for state or federal office is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y2f7I)
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*Gestures wildly at every AWFL in Northern Virginia*

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (oqH4h)

150 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

really? Is that true?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
__________

100%. Jennifer Siebel was sucking mountains of dick to advance her film career, before she met Gruesome. Fat Harv's dicklet was one of them.

Years later, she claimed it was nonconsensual. Sure it was. Tellingly, a jury that found Harv guilty of abusing certain other girls, actually acquitted him of the charges that he abused Siebel.

Put it this way: a jury believed Fat Harv's accusers -- except for Siebel. They didn't believe her. That tells you all you need to know about what she was really doing with Harv.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

151 144 GatewayPundit is the only news I can find on human shields. As AOP said, the most hardcore who we won't miss.

Tousi had one of the "leaders " calling for it asking for Children and Youth

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (IJL3x)

152 So a majority of the people have figured out that the leftists are psychotic nitwits. Only the GOPe and the propaganda ministries haven't caught up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (19SAM)

153 I can't decide whether the IRGCs humans shields are more likely to be the true believers there voluntarily or the dissidents who are only there under duress.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (a+4eV)

154 I just never imagined a woman with a name like Abigail Spanberger would - once given power - emerge as a raging grade A bitch.

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)

For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (g8Ew8)

155 143 Aaaaaand. EPIC just crashed.

Fml
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (LzLXY)

EPIC sucks donkey balls. Sorry to hear it's causing you issues.

Of course, Lucy the Fink does not care....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (DwqWV)

156
1.) Let them surround the power plants

2.) Raze Qom to its foundations instead

3.) Go quiet

4.) When they disperse in shock and disbelief, commence infrastructure operations

Done and done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

157 Presdent Obana shoolds dew sumthing before it be too latest toonite.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

https://is.gd/1XbnR8

(I envision Heinkel He-111s approaching the British coast when I listen to this.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (ndZc7)

158 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

======

She is the perfect feminist.

She killed her own sister...and Mrs. Newsom is the victim.

She's so awful in her feminism, that she's driven her male children hard to the right.

She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.

She's using her husband's political career to advance herself.

Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (mdSmG)
_______

"Meh"

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

159 How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat… is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?

They want insane leftists and commies. They don’t understand what that means. It’s part of why Youngkin won the first time around. He didn’t call the Democrats (or didn’t just call them) insane leftists and commies. He campaigned on rolling back their specific crimes against children.

Meanwhile, most of the right, if they campaign against the Democrats at all, campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion; against transitioning and against gender affirming health care. Against the bullshit terms that Democrats make up for racism, segregation, and child mutilation rather than against what those bullshit terms really mean.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (EXyHK)

160 >>Especially with a completely unarmed civilian/oppositional population.

Do you think the opposition loses their weaponry to spontaneous combustion, or some shit, when they lose their lives?

There are weapons aplenty for when the time comes.

The only thing you can't provide is the moment that the equilibrium becomes dynamic.

Once that balance shifts, no amount of weapons will help a minority against the overwhelming number of the population.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (TLp3A)

161 For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.

Abigail, She-Wolf of the SS!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

162 She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.
---
He doesn't have anything left. He had:
Fournier's gangrene is the primary infection causing genital gangrene, a rare but life-threatening form of necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria) that rapidly destroys genital and perineal tissue. It is a polymicrobial infection—involving multiple bacteria such as E. coli and Streptococcus—usually triggered by underlying urinary tract infections, anorectal infections, or trauma. But to be fair, not sure the timing of when she supposedly serviced him vs his infection. Post infection he did the servicing via french connection.

Posted by: TMI - you might want to skip at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (anL5R)

163 Tousi had one of the "leaders " calling for it asking for Children and Youth
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (IJL3x)

CBC mentioned it this morning too but I didn't see anything else since. But I was taking the dog to the vet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)

164 Put it this way: a jury believed Fat Harv's accusers -- except for Siebel. They didn't believe her. That tells you all you need to know about what she was really doing with Harv.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

How nauseating. All that jizz must have collected in her brain. She is a walking idiot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:47 PM (DwqWV)

165 i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)

I stand ready to be recalled for duty against the damned Mahdists, my good man!

Posted by: Zombie Chinese Gordon at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (r3hkP)

166 40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
____________________________________

She was a six year old driving a golf cart. The parents should have been arrested for parental neglect. Their lack of supervision killed an 8 year old.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)

167 NASA's Artemis II just released the first photo of the far side

https://is.gd/8gZRrS

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

168 @157

>>Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

169 Spamburger was a CIA plan plant. They had 20 more lined up for elected offices. Glad Radcliff is running the place.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (F24MQ)

170 Posted by: TMI - you might want to skip at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (anL5R)

That I might.
Sometimes I would rather the commenters' names (or socks) be posted up front.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)

171 “ What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)”

You’re talking to a guy who got stabbed in the chest with a fork by his then French underwear model girlfriend.

Go for the throat punch. Don’t hesitate.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (Pu/zx)

172 >>Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm a fan of that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (IJL3x)

173 To the Ragheads in Iran, I have only three words for you tonight....

"TORA ................ TORA........... TORA................

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (ZWcdc)

174 Damn. It's blowing 50 mph here right now.

Jetstream is repositioning itself over the Intermountain West, today.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

175 Reports flooding in confirm Iranians are already gathering en masse around key sites. Videos on social media show crowds forming human chains at power plants nationwide, with state media blasting the call as a “show of solidarity."

-------

I wonder how much of that is Chinese AI. Probably all of it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (g8Ew8)

176 154 I just never imagined a woman with a name like Abigail Spanberger would - once given power - emerge as a raging grade A bitch.

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)

For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (g8Ew

Abigail looks like Johnny Winter in drag. But without any actual talent.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (kGdxl)

177 It's hilarious how much Rupar looks like the Leftist Meme Guy.

Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (65cLN)

178 >>“ What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?

Can she make a perfect Club Sammich?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

179 there is no way to Gahndi ourselves out of this predicament.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I see Ben Kingsley, who was Gandhi, will now be Moses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7)

180 I just saw a clip of Jake Tapper cowering like somebody in elementary school stole his milk money.

Coward News Network.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (Fbc0I)

181 Is this something?

@Osint613
WILD FOOTAGE

A tanker blast near the Bridge of the Americas in Panama City ignited a major fire that spread to 2 additional storage units at the Balboa tank facility. Reports of 3 injuries, no foul play suspected (as of now)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (Dv3i1)

182 Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

LOL! It's true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g8Ew8)

183 re: sidebar: obscure? Is a staple of classic rock stations. And if Ah, Leah was obscure, yikes. Did you wave at the Orion when it went overhead yesterday?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (ReYtg)

184 @160

>>Once that balance shifts, no amount of weapons will help a minority against the overwhelming number of the population.

Come on man, we have over 100 years of modern warfare to see what it takes to change regimes.

In Venezuela, we literally captured the head of state, whisked him out of the country, installed our puppet and have the CIA running the government from the shadows.

If the goal is regime change in Iran, it's going to be effected by boots on the ground effecting that change and not some street rabble with sticks and twigs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (XV/Pl)

185 Well, the Dems have gone nuts.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (UjdFS)

186 We need to vote in primaries against Rinos and unfortunately vote for the traitorous ass if the rino wins.

I don’t want Yugoslavia for my kids. My wife is from there. It wasn’t fun.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (XodLO)

187 148 He took the dead off the rolls.
He made felons apply individually for a restoration of voting rights.
He made some strides.

I mean, in a blue state, that was not nothing.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

=======

We know that Democrats shaved off votes from red counties in 2020.

He had full control of the DOJ of VA, and he investigated nothing. He didn't need any approval from anyone else to pursue charges on illegal activity.

So, he did the bare minimum and then sounded nice for the microphones and looked good for the cameras.

Youngkin was, at best, an unremarkable governor. He was, more likely, an active participant in the GOPe's effort to undermine actual conservative votes in American governance.

Youngkin is a snake, and little makes me happier in American governance that Trump passed him by for VP and every cabinet post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (mdSmG)

188 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Trump will get it from working class voters who typically don't show up for mid-terms.

Polling will miss this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (Rb1cd)

189 i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM

I'm waiting to see what happens when Trump and the Shah give the go signal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (4NO2D)

190 In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM
-----------------------
Don't you really intend to say "He was in the situation room, following the hunt for the downed airman, itching to push the "kill!" button"?

Posted by: Qutter Qarlson at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (45dC0)

191 Trump's breath stinks so bad that's he be only breath on Iran and they be sirendoor.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
.......

Mary, I think you're stealing Dorcas Blimline's schtick.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (UjdFS)

192 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)

193 >>If the goal is regime change in Iran, it's going to be effected by boots on the ground effecting that change and not some street rabble with sticks and twigs.

You aren't arguing with me, you are arguing with History.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (TLp3A)

194 Damn. It's blowing 50 mph here right now.

Jetstream is repositioning itself over the Intermountain West, today.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

Windy here in Alberta, too. Temp right at freezing point. Sun and wind should still drop the snowdrifts a little, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:55 PM (utfVc)

195 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?

Can she make a perfect Club Sammich?
==
Even if she can, the ultimate question is "will she make it for you"

I am happily married and wifey has made me a perfect club sandwich a dozen times in 25 years. The last half dozen times, I had to make the bacon. . . you learn to compromise.

Posted by: a moron at April 07, 2026 02:55 PM (anL5R)

196 Trump Press Conference (as a baby, not for everyone I learned)

@DiaperDiplomacy
“The New York Times has no credibility.” - Trump snaps at NYT reporter after question on bombing Iran’s bridges and power plants

Link to X
https://tinyurl.com/yfkdkn66

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)

197
Iran, as currently governed, is not a civilization. It is a thugocracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

================

I was gonna say, it depends on how you define "civilization," but still. Bold plan, Cotton.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (n7rxJ)

198 The Sammy Hagar tune in the sidebar is not super-obscure, and I don't mean just based on my hometown. I still hear it regularly on Sirius Classic Rewind and Classic Vinyl, although There's Only One Way to Rock from that same album probably gets played more nowadays.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (XvL8K)

199 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)

Fun fact: By the time you hear the exhaust, the weapon's been in the air for a few seconds already.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

200 Ben Kingsley has replaced Omar Sharif as the indeterminate but vaguely ethnic foreign supporting actor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (4NO2D)

201 Speaking of war crimes . . .

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ndZc7)

202 Dems have gone all in on supporting Iran.

I’m honestly surprised. Not that they support Iran, that’s a given. They always support our enemies. What’s surprising is that they feel comfortable enough to do it publicly and loudly.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (xHYkz)

203 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM

Well, I'm not having soft Tacos for lunch now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (IifOV)

204 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

I think I know who he's talking about, because he's obviously not talking about Persia.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ReYtg)

205 If only there was someplace on the internet to go to and watch video of the human shields amassing around powerplants and on bridges in Iran.

If only...

Posted by: Daily Mail at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Y1sOo)

206 YouTube - Iran calls for young people to form human chains to protect power plants • FRANCE 24 English

Airstrikes pounded Tehran on Tuesday, and Iranian officials urged young people to form human chains to protect power plants, hours before the expiration of U.S. President Donald Trump’s latest deadline for the Islamic Republic to reopen the crucial Strait of Hormuz or face punishing strikes on its infrastructure.

"It is Iranian civilians for and against the regime, paying the price."

👉 Democracy Now! 'Report from Tehran: “Hormuz Is Not a Tool to End the War But How Iran Wins the Aftermath”
Story April 07, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (NFX2v)

207 We don't drink much anymore, but I think we'll make some Bloody Marys, crank up some Holst and watch an entire civilization get wiped out this evening. Carthago delinda est and all that. Stay strapped comrades!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (kGdxl)

208 204 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

I think I know who he's talking about, because he's obviously not talking about Persia.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ReYtg)

=====

"Iran is Persia and the Iranian Mullahs love the Persian history!"

"Cyrus the Great was a tyrant and we must hate him."
-The Ayatollah, like, last year

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (mdSmG)

209 Jap Tapper cowards in the corner with Ricky Santimonius Santorum. I will send Ricky a hot iron to press his panties. Loser

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (ehY6c)

210 192 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)

Too late at that point.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

211 Dems have gone all in on supporting Iran.

I’m honestly surprised. Not that they support Iran, that’s a given. They always support our enemies. What’s surprising is that they feel comfortable enough to do it publicly and loudly.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (xHYkz)

I'm not surprised in the least.

They won't suffer any political consequences for it.

There aren't a statistically significant number of people who currently vote (D) but will stop because they hate America.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (FmapG)

212 >>We don't drink much anymore, but I think we'll make some Bloody Marys, crank up some Holst and watch an entire civilization get wiped out this evening. Carthago delinda est and all that.

Holst.

And, SLAYER.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (TLp3A)

213 One advantage of Islam conquering all of western civilization is I will be able to go down to my local SlaveMart and buy all the bulls my loving wife wants and needs!

Posted by: David French, kinda at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (X1iDB)

214
Anyways, here we are biting our nails about the midterms. These polls and actual elections are somehow both right -- I say that without sarc, just irony. Square this circle, oh wise man!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

215 I'm looking forward to 8 PM Eastern Time....

Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells GOODBYE! at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)

216 Gupta is a joke of the worst kind but he thinks he is really smart and we all now know he is a 3 sigma on the left side of the IQ curve.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (xvV+O)

217 Jap Tapper cowards in the corner with Ricky Santimonius Santorum. I will send Ricky a hot iron to press his panties. Loser

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM

That freaking Santorum. He's like a bad penny.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (IifOV)

218 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

Which would be more dangerous, I wonder, standing next to a power plant or standing next to the Supreme Leader du Jour?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ReYtg)

219 derp

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ehY6c)

220
Republicans are 19+ on congressional Races

Posted by: Zogby Report at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (IifOV)

221 Democracy Now! 'Report from Tehran
____

Isn't that ironic, donch'a think?

Posted by: Alanis Morrisette at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Dv3i1)

222 That freaking Santorum. He's like a bad penny.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM

I'm old enough to remember when Rick Santorum was an actual somebody.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)

223 215

Im already squirting my shorts.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (qLmoE)

224 Dear Aaron Rupar,

Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!

Of course you are from MN! OF COURSE!!! That part makes Pretti Good sense to me!

I can see why you are homebound and glued to the computer. Your festive spring yellow hoodie is zipped over your encrusted food tee shirt, amirite? About 3 days worth of junk food shipped in from illegals on their scooters. Do you tip?

Are you on SSI for mental illness? Needing a comfort iguana?

Who pays your rent? A furry boyfriend in transition? That would line up...

The only other question I have are those two action figures or saints next to your computer. I can't tell what they are. From McDonald's? Did you build them out of tin foil? What on earth are those?

Your pupils indicate a ton of drugs. Obviously your SSRI's are not helping much with your terminal TDS.

Therefore I recommend you cross the border to Canada for a suicide pod. It would be of good use for you and your depressed iguana. I hear it's good for you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (WONhk)

225 Aaron Rupar looks like a hemorrhoid in a hoody sweatshirt. I wouldn't let that "man" take out my trash.

What. A. Joke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (xvV+O)

226 I was told that I have a girlfriend that the Iranians are having their way with. Does anyone know her name?

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)

227 He probably could have used a better word than civilization. Theocracy, dictatorship, along those lines.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (xHYkz)

228 214
Anyways, here we are biting our nails about the midterms. These polls and actual elections are somehow both right -- I say that without sarc, just irony. Square this circle, oh wise man!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

Everyone keeps pointing to Trump about the midterms. We (they) should be looking at the GOPe in the House and Senate. What have they (not) done for us? Oh, they passed the BBB. OK - one piece of legislation. I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

229 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
......

Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (UjdFS)

230 I watch Trump whenever I can, his oval office signing ceremonies, pressers, etc.

And I do it voluntarily, I don't get paid unlike these dingbats such as Aaron Rhubarb. Of course he lives in Minneapolis, ground zero for the dingbats

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (y171U)

231 You know what really makes my junk pop?
Bombing stuff. I am gonna settle down in front of the tv with some kleenex tonight!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R)

232 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)

233 232 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)

Yeah... I figured that out... They're goners

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (IJL3x)

234 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
......

Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
==
It wasn't my fault. I was drunk.

Posted by: Six year old Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)

235 Ace - I agree with you about that Sammy Hagar song in the sidebar. Definitely obscure. I mean, I knew it right away, but I'm a huge Sammy fan. But I can't imagine too many casual fans would know it.

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (LVvlK)

236 From past musical references, I assume Ace is a few years younger than me, and his reference to "'80s music" focuses more on Rick Astley and that sort of polished, softer rock of the late '80s and less on the Hagar, Iris, and AC/DC stuff of the late '70s/early 80s. MTV homogenized and fagified rock, and accomplished it in about 2-3 years.

Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (65cLN)

237 228 Everyone keeps pointing to Trump about the midterms. We (they) should be looking at the GOPe in the House and Senate. What have they (not) done for us? Oh, they passed the BBB. OK - one piece of legislation. I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

=======

So much power resides in the presidency now that the winning of Congress is mostly a false prize.

The only real victory is directing the administrative state, DOJ, immigration enforcement, and treasury payments.

Everything else is largely pointless theater. Hell, when Democrats controlled Congress under Biden, all they did was pass a giant omnibus graft bill that all went to cronies. They didn't even pass policy. It's just...not what Congress does anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (mdSmG)

238 Perhaps the power plants will have a mardi gras of carbon sphagetti short circuit sparing the hostage parade.

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (ehY6c)

239 These fucking Democrats need to remember; Trump is using the limits of his power to retaliate after Iran tried to assassinate him.

He's acting within the Law.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Fbc0I)

240 My Utube bookmark changed to the Google logo, then after a little dickering it went back to Utubel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (F24MQ)

241 I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

The real payoff is in the millions they get as kickbacks. $180k is nothing.

This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)

242 Everything else is largely pointless theater. Hell, when Democrats controlled Congress under Biden, all they did was pass a giant omnibus graft bill that all went to cronies. They didn't even pass policy. It's just...not what Congress does anymore.
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Uniparty. You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)

243 239 These fucking Democrats need to remember; Trump is using the limits of his power to retaliate after Iran tried to assassinate him.

He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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They don't care.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (F24MQ)

244 Re the sidebar on Sammy Hagar ... he was one of the most geographically-dependent rock stars of the 80s (before he joined VH of course). He couldn't sell out a dive bar in NYC. Few people in the area even heard of him. But in places like Detroit (?), he sold out arenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

245 In that cnn clip at the very end he says it’s going to be hard for the Dems to win the senate. So is he giving them the house already and now the only battle is for the senate?

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xHYkz)

246 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)

they would just steal more.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (8avO+)

247 Her win last year was supposed to be the victory of pragmatic moderation over the voices of the far left, but since then Virginia voters seem to have realized she's a left-wing partisan, not a moderate.
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This trope is boring and tired. There are no moderates in the Party.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)

248 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.
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Need? Need?? Heh. How much money did Pelosi make insider trading.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

249 Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)

Narrator: they would in fact, still be corrupt. Corruption is not just opportunity, but also mindset. Politicians are loathsome parasites and would still be loathsome parasites even if you paid each a billion dollars a year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

250 >>From past musical references, I assume Ace is a few years younger than me, and his reference to "'80s music" focuses more on Rick Astley and that sort of polished, softer rock of the late '80s and less on the Hagar, Iris, and AC/DC stuff of the late '70s/early 80s. MTV homogenized and fagified rock, and accomplished it in about 2-3 years.

You gotta learn to disassociate the Radio Play / MTV thing.

There was amazing Rock produced all along. You can get lost rediscovering awesome music from 1979-1984 that you were completely unaware of. And most of it had more balls than the gay Stadium Rock of the 70s.

Mike Watt even wrote a tune about this. It's on 'Ball Hog or Tugboat': 'Against the 70s'.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:09 PM (TLp3A)

251 Perhaps Jennifer Siebel Newsom was drafted (as I believe her idiot husband has been of late) to open up a rather insane conversation about Republican's "War on Women" - wrapping it around Bondi's and Noem's personnel statuses - as a way to defend high echelon, elected Democratic women, such as Abigail Spanberger, with her declining poll numbers in state (or commonwealth).

Something's up. She's the new Jill Biden of public speaking.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (NFX2v)

252 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM

I want to increase Representatives to 5K so there is not enough bribe money to go around.

A joint session would look like Senate in the Galactic Republic.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

253 I'd link that Watt song, but it features Eddie Veder on Vocals and I can't stand that guy's singing.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (TLp3A)

254 Re the sidebar on Sammy Hagar ... he was one of the most geographically-dependent rock stars of the 80s (before he joined VH of course). He couldn't sell out a dive bar in NYC. Few people in the area even heard of him. But in places like Detroit (?), he sold out arenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (xvV+O)

255 Saying Trump has dementia and that Biden is as sharp as a tack is the purest form of gaslighting I have ever witnessed

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (5v1i/)

256 Need? Need?? Heh. How much money did Pelosi make insider trading.

Yeah, I would go a lot simpler. Congressmen should live in their district/state. They don’t need to live in DC anymore. Then they could be paid by their district/state whatever someone needs to live in that area. They need to live like their constituents.

Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption. Neither would forcing congressmen to with the people who elected them. But it would make it a lot more obvious. They’d no longer be physically living in the corrupt swamp.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (EXyHK)

257 >>Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.

Their popularity was definitely Cali-Centric, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (TLp3A)

258 Something's up. She's the new Jill Biden of public speaking.
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We should be so lucky.

Nah, its Newsome's campaign. They have decided that she is "likeable" at least more so than he is.

Its like watching someone trying to turn chicken shit into chicken salad.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (anL5R)

259 256 Yeah, I would go a lot simpler. Congressmen should live in their district/state. They don’t need to live in DC anymore. Then they could be paid by their district/state whatever someone needs to live in that area. They need to live like their constituents.

Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption. Neither would forcing congressmen to with the people who elected them. But it would make it a lot more obvious. They’d no longer be physically living in the corrupt swamp.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (EXyHK)

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They can live in DC.

They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (mdSmG)

260 246 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq
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We should pay them a pittance, give them cafeteria food and a dormitory to stay when they convene every other year.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (F24MQ)

261 224
Dear Aaron Rupar,

Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
.......

You forgot the 'xoxo'.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (UjdFS)

262 I want enough Congressmen to where their constituents actually know them in meatspace.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)

263 Re the sidebar on Sammy Hagar ... he was one of the most geographically-dependent rock stars of the 80s (before he joined VH of course). He couldn't sell out a dive bar in NYC. Few people in the area even heard of him. But in places like Detroit (?), he sold out arenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (xvV+O)
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Well, yea. But Montrose itself was geographically dependent, and mainstream rock guys knew it as Montrose. Not as Sammy Hagar.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

264 Well, if you're looking for classic rock with contemporary relevance . . .

https://is.gd/EbEVdd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)

265 They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.

I think I just ran out of kleenex.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (EXyHK)

266 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
......

Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
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It wasn't my fault. I was drunk.
Posted by: Six year old Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)
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Say whatnow?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (RIvkX)

267 >>>truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.
Posted by: anachronda

Yes, very disappointed in Vox. He should stick with evolution and social hierarchy topics.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (q177U)

268 IIRC - In the 80s, MTV was making their biggest money on shows like Headbanger's Ball and 120 Minutes (that was the Alt/Indie show, right?).

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (TLp3A)

269 >>They can live in DC.

They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.

Agreed.

And Cafeteria Food.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (TLp3A)

270 Hell, Congress and its multitudes of staff members should be paying taxpayers for the honor of sitting there with our money as their pocketbooks. They get plenty for they and theirs from grifting.

And Trump doesn't take any pay in the administration. In fact, he never has in office.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (NFX2v)

271 If you have not been in the private side of life then you are disqualified from holding elected office.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (xvV+O)

272 Dear Aaron Rupar:

Please go outside and see some boobs. Or dicks if that's your jam because it probably is.

Sincerely,
Us

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)

273 The media and the Dems are constantly gaslighting us. It's the only game they have.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)

274 This is why I’ve always thought we should ~~pay~~ hang politicians a lot more.

minor edit

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (UjdFS)

275 One advantage of Islam conquering all of western civilization is I will be able to go down to my local SlaveMart and buy all the bulls my loving wife wants and needs!
Posted by: David French, kinda at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (X1iDB)

Jokes on you, they castrate them first.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (N1DT3)

276 239 These fucking Democrats need to remember; Trump is using the limits of his power to retaliate after Iran tried to assassinate him.

He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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That they failed is Democrats biggest criticism of Iran.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (X1iDB)

277 261 224
Dear Aaron Rupar,

Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Looks like a faggot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (F24MQ)

278 269 Agreed.

And Cafeteria Food.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (TLp3A)

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Beans, rice, and their choice of cornbread or tortillas. They get water.

They are tested for drunkenness and drugs every morning, and the results are publicly released.

And then I get a pony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (mdSmG)

279 We should pay them a pittance, give them cafeteria food and a dormitory to stay when they convene every other year.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (F24MQ)
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And if you're convicted of taking a bribe, you get trebucheted into the limestone wall of the Washington Monument.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (oqH4h)

280 Yes - 120 Minutes was MTV's alternative rock program. Smiths, Cure, Love and Rockets, Echo, New Order, etc.

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (LVvlK)

281 Well, yea. But Montrose itself was geographically dependent, and mainstream rock guys knew it as Montrose. Not as Sammy Hagar.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
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Yes I agree but I grew up in SoCal and it was the band's name... and he was a talented guitarist. No Pat Travers but very talented.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xvV+O)

282 201 Speaking of war crimes . . .

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There

Listening to "Kami Harris" Cackling for hours/days would be worse !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ZWcdc)

283 Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption.

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If government corruption were eliminated, the NYT headline would be . . .

Corruption Eliminated, Minorities and Women Hardest Hit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (ndZc7)

284 274 This is why I’ve always thought we should hang politicians a lot more.

minor edit
Posted by: wth
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Hang them in public, naked, stripped of clothes and wealth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (F24MQ)

285 >>No Pat Travers but very talented.

Snortin' Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (TLp3A)

286 Trump, our military, Israel can bomb Kish Island.

"Known for its pristine coral beaches, upscale shopping malls, luxury hotels, and relaxed social laws, it offers a distinct, resort-style escape featuring nightlife and water sports for roughly 1.5 million annual visitors."

Back to the caves!

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (NFX2v)

287 I saw Montrose and Foghat open for somebody in '76. It might have been the Eagles.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)

288 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

289 No Pat Travers but very talented.

Snortin' Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine

Posted by: garrett
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I meant before he sold out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:19 PM (xvV+O)

290 You rich people with your cable and MTV. We had Night Flight IF we could convince my little brother to stand still and keep hold of the rabbit ears.

Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ZhdAT)

291 So the Brits banned Kanye because of his anti-Semitism. Not exactly a hard target

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (19SAM)

292 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (4NO2D)

293 ...make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

I don't think that "need" is the motivating factor.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (NXhuB)

294 CAPITALISM: Lowe’s CEO warns AI can’t climb a ladder as company makes $250M bet on blue-collar future

COMMUNISM: BlackRock [larry Fink] warns US must train trades workers to compete, invests $100M to tackle skilled worker shortage

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (F24MQ)

295 Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (RIvkX)

296 122 In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

I'm sure she will be out whining to the press about how unloved she feels by the league.

Breaking News: Spoiled black lesbian whines about being paid more than she's worth. Story at 11.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (DwqWV)

Butter? Butter! BUTTERPECAN! BAAAAAAANG!

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:21 PM (7gpcF)

297 I saw Montrose and Foghat open for somebody in '76. It might have been the Eagles.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)

I was in a cover band back in the late 80s / early 90s. We had to hire guys to do sound for us. We one time hired a guy whose claim to fame was that he once helped run the soundboard for Foghat at the Baltimore Civic Center.

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (LVvlK)

298 Re: Sidebar Mystery Click.

"Standing Hampton:" Soundtrack to my college years.

Carry on.

Posted by: RS at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (SuU/K)

299 All last evening, on almost any channel, I had to ss ACLU commercials of "Born in the USA. Protect US Birthright Citizenship" with Bruce Springsteen singing in the background.

Would like to slap the crap out of them and that old man with a Nerf bat.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (NFX2v)

300 Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.
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TBF it wasn't great before Donnie Two Scoops Schlonged her in front of the entire Country.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (anL5R)

301
AI Overview
The "Butter Pecan" phrase associated with WNBA player Angel Reese is a recurring theme from a viral social media commentator, not a widely recognized individual she is dating. The phrase, often accompanied by "BANG" and "Butter Pecan," is used in viral Instagram/YouTube commentary to mock her missed layups and inefficient shooting, often sarcastically calling it "the most efficient shot".
YouTube
YouTube
+2
What is "Butter Pecan": It is a meme used by social media creators, such as "Stat Stuffer," who narrate highlights while critiquing Angel Reese's, often dubbed "the brick forward" or joking about her shooting percentages.
Context: The commentary often highlights "air balled layups" or her high turnover rate, sarcastically calling the shots "Butter Pecan".

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (7gpcF)

302 see

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (NFX2v)

303 >>I was in a cover band back in the late 80s / early 90s. We had to hire guys to do sound for us. We one time hired a guy whose claim to fame was that he once helped run the soundboard for Foghat at the Baltimore Civic Center.

It takes a Master to capture the full sound of that Cowbell.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (TLp3A)

304 Stunning trade: TSLA is a 342

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (F24MQ)

305 296 122 In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

She got traded? Cancel the endorsement!

Posted by: Big Green Dildo at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (eOFY+)

306 >>> Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

>Could be worse; she could have been born Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Fbc0I)

307 my pee this morning was quite picant

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (FsnvP)

308 There are many sound men/engineers/producers that should be lined up on the wall.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (F24MQ)

309 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Phil Spectoring them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)

310 My favorite Pat Travers album. Lots from three guys.

https://tinyurl.com/5xusdts5

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (xvV+O)

311 288 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

Amantialldoification

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (i0Hi3)

312 Here's the Dunce's chance to move out of the basement. Bet your hotpocket money on the Dems taking Congress.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)

313 Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
......

She will end up as bitter and drunk as hILLRY.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)

314 Dr. Gupta seems to have an often illogical train of thought.
Erratic even. And often confused. He should get checked out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)

315 299 All last evening, on almost any channel, I had to ss ACLU commercials of "Born in the USA. Protect US Birthright Citizenship" with Bruce Springsteen singing in the background

During the no kings parties, MS Now showed Springsteen on stage singing. Split screen with Debbie whatshername Shultz.

Lol. Star power baby!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)

316 309 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Phil Spectoring them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)
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Didn't Alec Baldwin Phil Spector someone?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (3iCfw)

317 Never trust anyone named Gupta; worse, Sharma.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (F24MQ)

318 Not a lot of money being bet supporting the GOP holding the House after the midterms.
Kalshi is giving them about 1 chance out of 7 (14%)

Anyone here actually putting real money on the GOP
?

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (FsnvP)

319 Virginia may have buyer's remorse, but there's fuckall they can do about it.

Posted by: Chupa Me at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (a28MN)

320
Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===============

I wonder if she even wants to run. It's a contest between narcissism and laziness, I bet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (n7rxJ)

321 Nood

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (Sco7b)

322 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

Mortarfy?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

323 232 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)

Yeah... I figured that out... They're goners
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (IJL3x)
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Have you seen the videos of the Basij running away from their checkpoints when they hear the whine from drone engines?

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)

324 If the IRGC or the Basij start "encouraging volunteers" at gunpoint to ring power plants before the air strikes, that's the kind of action that sparks revolutionary uprisings.

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

325 Gupta is the quintessential example of the talent, perspicaciousness and integrity of the Indian medical community

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (wBaIH)

326 I thought it was a violation of medical ethics to offer a diagnosis without interviewing the patient.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (qFwJc)

327 >Just two months into her term of office, Gov. Spanberger's approval polling is barely above water.
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doesn't matter
they're stuck with her
"You fucked up! You trusted us! Just try to make the best of it.'

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ZxPkt)

328 imure

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (ZxPkt)

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Schmoll: In 2006, Democrats Led in Net Favorability by 18 Points. In 2018, by 12. And Now?Republicans Lead by Five.

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Schmoll: In 2006, Democrats Led in Net Favorability by 18 Points. In 2018, by 12. And Now?
Republicans Lead by Five.