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The Morning Report — 4/7/26

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Good morning kids. This morning it's all about miracles and wonders. on the last episode of the podcast linked here and in the sidebar
also available on the popular platforms listed at the bottom of the post I poo-pooed the Artemis moon mission but colleague and cob CBD observed how the mission was yet another confirmation of, despite all our many and serious problems, the greatness of this nation in being able to send a sophisticated piece of technology and an incredibly skilled and brave crew on a half million mile journey to the moon and return safely please God. it was plain for all the world to see. while I do question the necessity of the government to be funding and involved in space technology and exploration, the Artemis mission and most especially the free market enterprises such as SpaceX are engaging in the necessary task of giving America the edge in securing the ultimate high ground for our national security and future prosperity. So consider me duly chastised in this regard. I hope that despite it being yet another DC Bureaucracy, perhaps Nasa and its partners in the private sector and the War Dept. can overcome the typical pitfalls of bureaucracy and make great strides in the aforementioned. Maybe I'm being more than a bit Pollyannaish, but still, here we are 53 years after the last lunar mission and making history again.

“You’ve made history and made all America really proud, incredibly proud,” Trump told the four astronauts just hours after they emerged from the far side of the moon. “Humans have really never seen anything quite like what you’re doing in a manned spacecraft,” Trump marveled. “It’s really special.” The commander in chief was introduced to the crew by NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, who noted the president “wanted to be the first person to greet you after your return from the far side of the moon.” 

As awe-inspiring as this is, for my money there is nothing more inspiring and incredible as the bravery and daring of our men and women in uniform.

U.S. special operations forces rescued the second crew member from a downed F-15E fighter jet in Iran after a “heavy firefight,” successfully extracting both airmen and all rescue personnel from the country, according to multiple reports.
U.S. officials told Axios and Fox News the high-risk combat search-and-rescue mission recovered the weapon systems officer more than a day after the aircraft was shot down, concluding a complex operation that unfolded behind enemy lines. The weapon systems officer had evaded capture after ejecting alongside the pilot, using Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE) training to move away from the wreckage and take cover on elevated terrain while activating an emergency beacon, according to reporting cited by Fox News.


“The CIA executed a deception campaign to confuse the Iranians, who were desperately hunting for our airman. On Saturday morning, we achieved our primary objective by finding and providing confirmation that one of America’s best and bravest was alive and concealed in a mountain crevice, still invisible to the enemy but not to the CIA,” Ratcliffe said. (RELATED: Israeli Airstrike Takes Out Top Iranian Intel Chief, Officials Say)

Well, I imagine if John Brennan was still running Langley, he'd have guided the IRGC right to the downed airmen. The same Brennan who helped concoct the deception campaign known as the Russian collusion hoax.

hopefully now we can finish the job or at long last the Persian people can rise up and finish off the Mullahs.

President Donald Trump said on Sunday that the United States attempted to supply Iranian protesters with weapons this year so they could defend themselves against another massacre, but the effort was not successful because Kurdish intermediaries decided to keep some of the guns for themselves.

I and doubtless many of you had contemplated this kind of move. well to be fair the Kurds have been the targets of the mullahs, Saddam Hussein and the Turks because of their national aspirations and so arming them I suppose was a bridge too far for the Foggy Bottom bottom dwellers. That said to play devil's advocate do we really want to arm a potential insurgent force that could carry out terroristic acts in the same vein as the Basque separatists of Eta or the Ira?
then again the Kurds are not fanatical islamists. but if they can destabilize and counter the IRGC and mullahs maybe it's missed opportunity.

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1 Been married 42 years today

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

2 1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)


Mazel tov, and here's to 42 more!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

3 "What Exactly is NATO’s Purpose in 2026?"

The New Albanian Titty Observers have never wavered from our purpose.

Posted by: The NATO at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

4 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx

Congrats!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026 07:29 AM (sn5xH)

5
ESPONJA11!!!!11

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2026 07:31 AM (2/MrR)

6 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 07, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

7 “Many experts agree that such attacks would be war crimes,” huffed Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.). Chris Van Hollen (D. Md.) agrees, as do Mehdi Hasan and Hasan Piker, the Dems’ new media darling.

Truly evil men

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

8 Top 10! rAh!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

9 Mazel tov, and here's to 42 more!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

It appears 1 of us is not getting out alive.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

10 " “Many experts agree that such attacks would be war crimes,” huffed Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.). Chris Van Hollen (D. Md.) agrees, as do Mehdi Hasan and Hasan Piker, the Dems’ new media darling.

Let's talk about the Twin Towers.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

11 The next 24 hours will be interesting. Iran showing no signs of doing the right thing and capitulating. What will our response be?

Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 07, 2026 07:37 AM (+9A0s)

12 >>What will our response be?

Tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Mr. Shock and Mr. Awe at April 07, 2026 07:40 AM (Y1sOo)

13 Willowed:

>>> I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina.
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Wolfus, are those the size towns you are scouting?
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026


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Not . . . really. Whenever I think of living in a small town, I remember how much I depend on Walmart, on having a (good) mechanic to work on my car, and having access to medical treatment if I need it. I know small places have many of those things, but -- Well, I can be persuaded to consider someplace small, yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 07:40 AM (wzUl9)

14 From the article about the Dems' view on the working class:

But to Kimmel, all that was condensed to being a “plumber,” as if his left-wing audience would likewise see a plumber reaching the highest levels of government as a joke.

And we all know that if Obama had been a plumber, making jokes about it would have the person canceled and his house firebombed while people screamed how raysis the comedian was.

Buy one standard, get the double for free.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:41 AM (NR6c1)

15 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

16 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
Congrats Mr and Mrs r hennigantx. 42 was the answer to the Ultimate Question in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. May it bring you many more years

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 07:43 AM (19SAM)

17 Sorry to say I disagree with your NASA assesment. NASA lead the way to DEI decades ago and it is so entrenched now it can never be removed.

NASA is collection of massively corrupt, over-grown sandboxes that was doing great pulling the wool over everyone's eyes until Musk found a way to make money in space.

NASA needs to go back to the labs and get the hell out of design and execution in Manned Space.

That is what the last five years plus has taught anyone who cares enough to pay attention.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (jstR0)

18 The President should keep his threats to private discussion with Iranian govt figures. Do, don't talk.

The Congress and Democrats freak out when he speaks. Irritating twits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (cRLyS)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx

Congratulations and God bless you both!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 07:49 AM (ZeH0U)

21 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
====

Mazel tov to you and Mrs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

22 The article "Colleges should cover the cost when student borrowers default" has a bad link.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:50 AM (NR6c1)

23 The next 24 hours will be interesting. Iran showing no signs of doing the right thing and capitulating. What will our response be?
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 07, 2026


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Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 07:52 AM (wzUl9)

24 Goodbye NATO. An update on a prior post:

Trump & Co released a report on US global strategic priorities:

1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1

On #1, we have Venezuela, Greenland and soon Cuba
On #2, witness Japan's PM hugging Trump yesterday
On #3, see Europe's open hostility to American interests in Iran. Europe has similar interests, but they fear their imported Muslims

Trump will have us out of NATO by the end of 2026.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:52 AM (dtajH)

25 NATO's function today is to keep a number of shops/restaurants open, and to employ a number of kolledge grads...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

26 Welcome back, JJ. I hope the perils of yesterday are behind you and all is well in your world.

Prayers will continue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

27 CBS Replaces Colbert With ‘Woke’ Comedian Who Sued McDonald’s for ‘Racism.’

--

I remember Byron Allen from many decades ago. Disappointing to hear he's a woke, racist a-hole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

28 Australia has indicted a Victoria Cross recipient for war crimes

apparently he killed enemy soldiers

https://tinyurl.com/35k9eaa9

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (ZxPkt)

29 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (AkEZC)

30 The hope/belief that the Iranian Government would capitulate at some point was always a pipe dream. This is like fighting the Third Reich in the Spring of ‘45. They know they’re losing, but they’re going to hang on to power until every last bunker is hit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:54 AM (UA2di)

31 Have a great day!


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You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

32 “Fourth-graders struggle with basic reading. Eighth-grade science scores have declined.

well duh!

Nothing works of you cannot read. Not science, Not Maths.

K 1 and 2 should be reading and writing. Add in maths at 3. 5th graders should be able to read a NYT or WaPo article and write a summary.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

33 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)



Congratulations! That's fantastic.

All the best to you and yours on this wonderful day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Many thanks for the wishes and congrats.
Blessings for all my friends that live in the grey boxes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)

35 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (0SGkq)

36 To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)

37 "5th graders should be able to read a NYT or WaPo article and write a summary.
Posted by: r hennigantx "

It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" in the 5th grade at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)

38 Ari Fleischer laid into those western European NATO do-nothings on X. I hope he's right and that they've made a big mistake and will now see the results of their choices:

https://tinyurl.com/mwf56jwv

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

39 All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)



Independents prove once again, they're not paying attention and are moderately stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Re: plumbers. The Left can't do math. Trump can.

Trump is rebranding the R party to be for working people and small business owners. Centrist and populist. It's a majority coalition, as Non-college outnumbers College by more than 2 to 1. The trick has been to get Non-College to turnout.

This is why the GOPe is resisting.

Meanwhile, the Ds are intent on fighting lost Leftist causes, and continue to alienate working people.



Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (dtajH)

41 Kids today will have AI to do their thinking and reading. They will know everything that AI tells them.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

42 Meanwhile, the Ds are intent on fighting lost Leftist causes, and continue to alienate working people.



Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (dtajH)



The fact that the D's are hedging their bets on Hassan Piker, an evil leftist anti-American prick dog abuser, shows you exactly who they are and what they represent.

You vote for Democrats, you hate America, you hate freedom and you hate the American way of life, period. Because Democrats want to destroy every bit of that.

They want us Europe, islhamists included.

Never forget.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Death by torture is rampant” for Falun Gong practitioners in communist China

West Taiwan also has the habit of sending their thugs out to bully Falun Gong folks in free nations like ours.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:02 AM (NR6c1)

44 Trump’s claim that some Kurdish intermediaries kept weapons intended for the Iranian resistance is disturbing if true, mainly because if true it means whoever pushed that program has a disturbing naïveté about the entire region.

It would be insanely foolish to give ANY group in the Middle East weapons in the belief they’d willingly turn them over to someone else. Thats not how anyone in the region, even those who we think are receptive to us, thinks or is capable of doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (UA2di)

45 Kids today will have AI to do their thinking and reading. They will know everything that AI tells them.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)



The ignorance of the millennial generation is, they think they're the smartest f*ckers ever because they have a computer in their hand that can tell them anything they want to know.

Meanwhile, all the generations before them had to LEARN, remember and invent all the shit they claim makes them smart.

They're not smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

46 US hit a bunch of military targets on Kharg Island. If Tehran doesn't agree to a deal, while we are bombing the crap out of them , I'll bet we grab Kharg

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:04 AM (19SAM)

47 I saw Targets on Kharg open for They Might Be Giants at The Bomb Factory in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

48 Venezuela
Iran
Cuba
China

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

49 Australia has indicted a Victoria Cross recipient for war crimes"

It's an odd story - or reporters are idiots. None of it makes any sense...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

50 Numerous news sites are reporting strikes on military sites on Iran's Kharg Island, with some postulating the whole power plants and bridges threat was a head-fake for an operation to take Kharg Island. Get your popcorn out. Could be fun.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (loAPd)

51 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (0SGkq)

52 Mad Mamdani’s NY: Homeless couple allowed to drink and have sex in middle of the sidewalk

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I saw George Harrison on YT explaining that while in India he saw a monkey couple doing the nasty in street which was the genesis of the classic Why Don't We Do It In the Road? Now we've come full circle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ndZc7)

53 46 US hit a bunch of military targets on Kharg Island. If Tehran doesn't agree to a deal, while we are bombing the crap out of them , I'll bet we grab Kharg
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:04 AM (19SAM)

But the head of the UN said if Trump hit their bridges and electrical plants it would be a war crime ! Of course no word from this POS about Iran using cluster bombs to target civilians in Israel...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:07 AM (FtULh)

54 claim that some Kurdish intermediaries kept weapons intended for the Iranian resistance is disturbing if true, "

Nah. Let them fight. Or whatever. We're not in the nation building business.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

55 The fact that the D's are hedging their bets on Hassan Piker, an evil leftist anti-American prick dog abuser, shows you exactly who they are and what they represent.
====

Rep. Ro Khanna just said he would go on that podcast again

Ro Khanna is also an evil leftist Anti-American prick

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

56 The other side of birthright citizenship …

French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)

57 I think it makes sense to disable Kharg Island. I’m still not convinced that it makes military sense to seize Kharg island.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

58 If Iran won’t budge, ramping up attacks — including on bridges and power plants —makes sense

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The mad mullahs are willing, even anxious, for their own civilian population to suffer. You know, like the Democrats in the Senate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

59 1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM

And you posted FIRST!! Two great accomplishments!

Congratulations to both of you.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (Sco7b)

60 Numerous news sites"

They're all crediting an Axios report, so I'll wait...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR)

61 No deal -- insofar as we conceive what a deal means -- is possible with Islamics. I hope we understand that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (INQN/)

62 The mad mullahs are willing, even anxious, for their own civilian population to suffer.

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (NR6c1)

63 The crazy thing about the Artemis mission to me is the complete lack of publicity until lift off. I had no idea NASA was planning this. Last time NASA was on my radar was when Obama was slashing its budget and changing their mission to Muslim outreach.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (iKUQG)

64
They're all crediting an Axios report, so I'll wait...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR

Tousi says so so probably true

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (IJL3x)

65
Free Speech For People said in a press release Monday that a new national poll found “a majority of likely 2026 voters nationwide support impeaching President Donald Trump,” which the group called “an extraordinary and unprecedented level of support so early in a presidential term.”

The poll, conducted by Lake Research Partners from March 26-30 among 800 likely 2026 general election voters, found that 52 percent support impeaching Trump, while 40 percent oppose it. 46 percent said they strongly support impeachment, compared with 37 percent who strongly oppose it, while 8 percent said they were unsure or had no opinion.


Hey, I'm as pessimistic as the next guy/gal, but I find this very hard to believe. Lake Research Partners...who? Supposedly, the poll encompasses all party lines.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)

66 Election for a WI Supreme Court seat today. The progs have a good chance to solidify their hold on the court with Taylor, a former Planned Parenthood lawyer. The election hasn't gotten much airplay, perhaps as desired so-as to not stimulate non-prog turnout.

WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (Q+gd/)

67 While Iranian “leaders” hide …

Iran called on its youth Tuesday to form human chains around its power plants – after President Trump threatened to decimate the Islamic Republic’s energy infrastructure if it fails to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. “Power plants that are our national assets and capital, regardless of any taste or political viewpoint, belong to the future of Iran and to the Iranian youth,” Alireza Rahimi, secretary of the Supreme Council of Youth and Adolescents, said in a video aired on state TV.

… so Trump bombs Kharg Island

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (loAPd)

68 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

69 insofar as we conceive what a deal means -- is possible with Islamics. I hope we understand that."

So far, the deal has been "you do that, then we'll punch you in the face"

I'm good with that. I'd also suspect they're used to dealing with more feckless westerners....

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

70 Nah. Let them fight. Or whatever. We're not in the nation building business.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

The story, if true, is that the US shipped some large supply of small arms to some Kurdish intermediaries, with the agreement they would turn these over to the Iranian opposition. Trump is saying that the Kurdish intermediaries then double crossed us and just kept them all for themselves.

My point is that everyone on our side should have seen that coming from miles away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (UA2di)

71 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.

It is like DOnkey Kong but you get to whack white peeps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)

72 Hey, I'm as pessimistic as the next guy/gal, but I find this very hard to believe. Lake Research Partners...who? Supposedly, the poll encompasses all party lines.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)



And not one person they polled could state any 'high crime and misdemeanor' that Trump committed that's worthy of impeachment.

It's all bullshit made up by the media to remind you who's still in control of what happens in this country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Congratulations r hennigantx 42 is a long time, very long. I'll have 40 in August and it feels like forever ago. Have a great anniversary dinner/party/romantic evening.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (BCuCF)

74 Could Trump be saying the Kurds took them so the IRGC would think that the citizens aren't armed, when they really are?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (BCuCF)

75 Election for a WI Supreme Court seat today. The progs have a good chance to solidify their hold on the court with Taylor, a former Planned Parenthood lawyer. The election hasn't gotten much airplay, perhaps as desired so-as to not stimulate non-prog turnout.

WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (Q+gd/)



Because our side sucks and refuses to play the long game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

76 French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)

Big Govt is gonna Big Govt

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

77 Lake Research Partners...who? "

They're a Clintoon era dem group. They're used to float trial balloons...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)

78 Powerline Blog has a follow up on the South African refugees Trump has taken in.

Known a few South Africans recently arrived in America, Afrikaner and English. Uniformly, they’ve said, what a joy just to be able to walk around freely. Without fear of attack. One young South African guy, when I raised the security issue, just blurted out, “I had a gun put to my head.”

A South African woman said an American told her, we have home invasions in this country, too. She asked, how many people do you know who have been home invaded? None, he said. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t had a home invasion, she told him. Her elderly parents were tied up at gunpoint. She was grateful they were only robbed.

My Afrikaner exGF carried a gun as a young woman out on the town. Explained cheerfully, you don’t stop for red lights in South Africa. That’s where they’re waiting for you.

Welcome to America. More immigration like this please. Afrikaners just want to work. Contribute.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:16 AM (SPRxV)

79 New Study: Trans Kids Are Much More Likely To Suffer Crisis After Transition

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File under No Shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)

80 The story, if true,"

Yeah.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

81
My point is that everyone on our side should have seen that coming from miles away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (UA2di)



There's a strong chance they did and that's why they gave them small arms instead of Biden's Afghanistan Giveaway types of equipment.

You dribble and you shoot. We know now that should things get REALLY sporty, Kurds are on the table as targets.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Select Committee on Benghazi found that the U.S. military response was slow and inadequate.
Despite the deadly eight-hour attack that claimed four American lives and the House’s investigative report documenting a slow and unprepared military, none of the Pentagon’s highest ranked officers were relieved of command HANGED or faced the FIRING SQUAD as punishment.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)

83 56 The other side of birthright citizenship …

French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)

China's tax rates are also a lot lower than the US (and US citizens pay higher of US or local when overses). Probably have a lot of "tax evaders" to chase there as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (okun6)

84 Could Trump be saying the Kurds took them so the IRGC would think that the citizens aren't armed, when they really are?"

Shush. We're supposed to be concerned.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR)

85 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

So they refused to learn the lesson about Amelia.

Afrikaners just want to work. Contribute.

Yes, but those are the WRONG kind of immigrants! They're chock full of huwite soopremasy and should go back to their country since they weren't really oppressed oppressed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:19 AM (NR6c1)

86
Free Speech For People?
Pfffffttt...

People For Free Speech!

Posted by: Monty Python at April 07, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

87 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.


Translation: The Welsh Government took 1.2m in tax dollars, lit cigars with it and wiped their ass with the remaining cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

88 44 Trump’s claim that some Kurdish intermediaries kept weapons intended for the Iranian resistance is disturbing if true, mainly because if true it means whoever pushed that program has a disturbing naïveté about the entire region.

It would be insanely foolish to give ANY group in the Middle East weapons in the belief they’d willingly turn them over to someone else. Thats not how anyone in the region, even those who we think are receptive to us, thinks or is capable of doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (UA2di)

In perfect fairness, if you gave me a cache of weapons and said "pass it on," I would be the proud new owner of a cache of weapons.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (ypYV4)

89 57 I think it makes sense to disable Kharg Island. I’m still not convinced that it makes military sense to seize Kharg island.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

It might if we're permanently leaving certain European military bases...if we take it, it should be a permanent take which eventually coincides with some drawdowns from Europe...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (tOcjL)

90 I’m on a phone and can’t link. Trump has just posted a truth social post that is both a warning and a cue for the people of Iran. Maybe someone can post it.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (7MAtR)

91 r hennigantx

Congratulation! on your 42nd anniversary. May the path forward be as rewarding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

92 Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.
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Wasn't this a South Park episode back when it didn't suck?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:22 AM (SPRxV)

93 ------------------------
Wasn't this a South Park episode back when it didn't suck?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:22 AM (SPRxV)



Woof. How far back do you have to go for that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Expressing his dismay at the lack of protection for British personnel, Tugendhat told GB News:

"My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (loAPd)

95 Okay, I like comedy shows and the CBC is delivering this morning.

1. They're hand-wringing if Trump is bluffing. TACO! Wait, TACO? "He seems serious this time." All the progtards simply view Trump as impulsive, volatile, no plan whatsoever, stupid and my new favourite pathological, narcissistic mysogynist.

2. Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself. Because when the bombing started, their first impulse was to hold back. But now bridges, foreign piwer and desalination plants are on the table.

3. Irans calling on civilians to act as human shields and form human chains around power plants. I'm sure their going to get right on that Mo! You first....

I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I don't want this going on until 2069. And if President Trump can help the Cubans before the mid-terms, this all goes down the memory hole.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

96 Oh yay, something new for the uninformed to set their hair on fire over.

A tank farm near the Bridge of the Americas exploded creating a beautiful fireball. At least one person is missing.

But shipping traffic continues to use the Panama Canal.

So don't panic and always bring a towel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (2GVsD)

97 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

That's quite sad, really. And no, I don't understand the willingness to do this sort of thing. Even for $$$

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)

98 PDJT: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (j+aD2)

99 I’m on a phone and can’t link. Trump has just posted a truth social post that is both a warning and a cue for the people of Iran. Maybe someone can post it.
Posted by: Jen the original


Jen, this one?

Truth Social - POTUS
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (0SGkq)

100 Kharg Island is one of the largest oil refineries and terminals Iran has. Deep water for large tankers. If the US controls Kharg, the US controls the oil processed and shipped for there. A huge amount of oil that Iran exports moves through Kharg.

The EU, China and Russia depend on Kharg. The US doesn't.

That makes it ripe for exploitation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (AkEZC)

101 Good morning JJ and horde
Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)

102 I think that's the post in question.

Praying for the people of Iran.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (j+aD2)

103 for > from

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (AkEZC)

104 why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers"

Well, there's a million plus wasted in Wales...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)

105 jinx rick!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)

106 For years, China relied on exploiting U.S. sanctions to import steeply discounted oil from pariah states like Iran and Venezuela to fuel its economy and military buildup. Now, President Donald Trump’s interventions against both Caracas and Tehran have upended this lucrative arrangement.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (loAPd)

107 Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us."

Because we can. And should.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

108 A huge amount of oil that Iran exports moves through Kharg.

The EU, China and Russia depend on Kharg. The US doesn't.

That makes it ripe for exploitation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


You misspelled explosion.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (0SGkq)

109 95 2. Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself. Because when the bombing started, their first impulse was to hold back. But now bridges, foreign piwer and desalination plants are on the table.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

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Iran has been threatening to release the real stuff, to really fight back, for more than 4 weeks.

And all their doing is firing a handful of missiles per night at Saudi Arabia and other nearby countries.

They had the golden opportunity to get an American POW to torture live on the Internet. He was injured and alone in their country for 2 days. They lost 1500 men trying to get to him while the US built a makeshift airbase 20 minutes from an Iranian city of 2.2 million people.

All while massive stockpiles of their ballistics weapons capabilities have been destroyed in giant balls of fire for weeks.

I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (mdSmG)

110 Nova Local & Tom Servo

We should not occupy Kharg Island. This would undercut our quest for a change in leadership. And it is an enclave that would consume a lot of resources for force protection coupled with logistics struggles. A new government will need the revenue to rebuild.

Power plants and bridges as targets is a better move. We can start the cleansing of the IRGC from rural areas and borders, moving arms in to let the Iranian people decide. Go long on local concrete firms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

111 You can't fool me. This "swinging around the moon" bit is all nonsense, perpetrated by AI and Hollywood. They even invented a clogged Space Toilet story for cover.

Posted by: Discerning Chap at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)

112 jinx rick!
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I will hladly buy you a Coke. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (0SGkq)

113 Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)



It's my firm belief that we're doing this in a rapid fashion because China said they wanted to go to the moon. Everyone knows China would use that as leverage and threaten to destroy it, destroying Earth as we know it, so we're getting there first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

114 For years, China relied on exploiting U.S. sanctions to import steeply discounted oil from pariah states like Iran and Venezuela to fuel its economy and military buildup

This cannot be understated. The issue here remains China.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

115 I hope Brennan is chewing peptos with all this

traitorous FUCKHEAD

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (j+aD2)

116 107 Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us."

Because we can. And should.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

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1. It's awesome.

2. It's less than the fraud in Minnesota.

At this point, people complaining about the cost of Artemis are just deeply unserious.

We could build 10 moonbases for what Newsom has wasted on a high speed rail that's never laid any track.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (mdSmG)

117 101 Good morning JJ and horde
Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)

For now, it's just progress...as is most scientific government spending...eventually all the advancement trickles down to us in numerous ways (see the Internet)...

For now, doing something far away in space is still pipedream land...but I guess so was flying people in the sky 150 years ago...and to get to the 1st goal, you have to take baby steps to get there.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (tOcjL)

118 Has the Royal Navy strained every sinew to send a THIRD Type 45 destroyer to sea?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)

119 1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM
******
Amazing! Congratulations!!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

120
This cannot be understated. The issue here remains China.


agree but the Globalist Left exists and although it's controlled by China it thinks it's independent of it. lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

121 With an awful record with SCOTUS …

That hasn't stopped the Centennial State from pushing the envelope on subsequent speech mandates: a sanctuary-state loyalty oath for Colorado lawyers and a public accommodation law that allegedly restricts what businesses can say about the biological differences between men and women.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (loAPd)

122 Black Orchid

Can we hope it is cyanide?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2GVsD)

123 "My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."

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Dude, cowardice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ndZc7)

124 111 You can't fool me. This "swinging around the moon" bit is all nonsense, perpetrated by AI and Hollywood. They even invented a clogged Space Toilet story for cover.
Posted by: Discerning Chap at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM
+++

I know, right?

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

125 And not one person they polled could state any 'high crime and misdemeanor' that Trump committed that's worthy of impeachment.

It's all bullshit made up by the media to remind you who's still in control of what happens in this country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

Impeachment isn't criminal. It's political. All that is required is the unbreakable will to punish your political enemies.

THAT, the left has in spades.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (FmapG)

126 Is that picture of the current moon-traveling astronauts? Where did Victor Glover's head go? Did they leave it behind the moon?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (FMtrg)

127 All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos"

An unarmed population. Something many of our "leaders" (Tillis) wish they had...

Buy ammo

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)

128 122 Black Orchid

Can we hope it is cyanide?


lol I was trying not to go there but YES

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (j+aD2)

129 "My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."

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Dude, cowardice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ndZc7)



"If Jimmy jumps off the Empire State Building, are YOU going to jump off the Empire State Building?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Tousi says Kharg Island is under attack

So are railways, so is the airport

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

131 Today Is National Beer Day. 🍺

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

132 I had a good first impression of the Kurds when they were allied with us against Saddam and then ISIS. But then I saw that they were not so good guys in Syria against Christians. My new impression is that they are a just another one of many muslim tribes that looks out for what they perceive to be their best interests and that were in charge of a country of their own they would be no different than Syria's Assad family tribe (Alawites?). They have no country of their own and are (generally) oppressed minorities in Turkey, Iraq, Syria and Iran, so they have the current appearance of the underdog.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (Dv3i1)

133 yeah don't trust the kurds

AT ALL

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)

134 Washington Nearder

I need help.

Now Sprue Brothers is having a sale on Dragon and HK Model kits. The 1/32 HK Do 335 Pfeil is talking to me.

Somebody stop me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (2GVsD)

135
Impeachment isn't criminal. It's political. All that is required is the unbreakable will to punish your political enemies.

THAT, the left has in spades.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (FmapG)



Valid, but they did it twice and Trump got reelected in a landslide.

Now they're telling me a majority of voters want to see that AGAIN? I don't think so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

136 Has the Royal Navy strained every sinew to send a THIRD Type 45 destroyer to sea?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Camilla, the face that launched, uhh, three ships.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)

137 WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (0SGkq)

Ned Pepper: “I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (UA2di)

138 why don't I trust the Kurds?

a) muslims

b) lionized by our leftist press

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

139 110 Nova Local & Tom Servo

We should not occupy Kharg Island. This would undercut our quest for a change in leadership. And it is an enclave that would consume a lot of resources for force protection coupled with logistics struggles. A new government will need the revenue to rebuild.

Power plants and bridges as targets is a better move. We can start the cleansing of the IRGC from rural areas and borders, moving arms in to let the Iranian people decide. Go long on local concrete firms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

I don't know - if you occupy the moneymaker (Kharg) and bankrupt Iran (really it's leaders), nothing says you can later make a deal with the new leaders to jointly deal with the assets...in fact, that would seem to be a more likely way to keep the new leaders in line (and China poor)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (tOcjL)

140 Today Is National Beer Day. 🍺
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)



I drank my share last night. Does that count?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Now they're telling me a majority of voters want to see that AGAIN? I don't think so......


exactly sponge lol

yeah guys, run that play again

it won't backfire or make you look nuts THIS time! do eet!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

142 According to MicroSponge, today is International Beaver Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)

143 just another one of many muslim tribes"

Yep. Tribalism is the default human condition. Not recognizing that is fatal hubris.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

144 To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.

Posted by: one hour sober


It should not have been a surprise, this is how that party has always operated. Too late now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (0U5gm)

145 Who is that in the black and white portion of the graphic?

Posted by: I don't get it at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

146 Whenever a moron says "moonbase" I think of hot chicks in mini-skirts with purple hair.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

147 According to MicroSponge, today is International Beaver Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)



What does my penis have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

148 71 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.

It is like DOnkey Kong but you get to whack white peeps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)


The Communist campaign against innate human nature continues. One reason Communism fails in the long run is it runs counter to human nature, which is not close to pure communism/socialism above a small tribal level. So at medium-to-large scale, the Commies turn to a combination of brain-washing, indoctrination in children's schools, and forced compliance, to force people to live as good little commie workers and citizens.

The Leftists worldwide always turn to propaganda, indoctrination, and forced compliance sooner or later in their quest to rule. They have to.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (5rh/l)

149 I think it's amusing and I agree with the ladies who expressed it- that Victor Glover of Artemis II is a rather nice looking man and I appreciate that he's both very intelligent and a man of religious faith and seems like a good guy. I enjoyed his "Easter" message.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (looXz)

150 145 Who is that in the black and white portion of the graphic?

Posted by: I don't get it at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

======

Considering the text, I'd assume it's a Honeymooners reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (mdSmG)

151 "However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary wonderful can happen,..."

Sorry, not buying this for a second. If they're Islamics, they're Islamics.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (INQN/)

152 Somebody stop me."

You're out of paintbrushes?

/nah. Go get em...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

153 Somebody stop me.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Just stop it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (Y8DZL)

154 Anna Puma

Do you need an intervention?

I would like to hear details of those STOL aircraft that got the people out of Iran. Can they smuggle arms in?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

155 151 Sorry, not buying this for a second. If they're Islamics, they're Islamics.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (INQN/)

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Iran run by Islamists like those that run Saudi Arabia would be better than the current flavor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (mdSmG)

156 Whenever a moron says "moonbase" I think of hot chicks in mini-skirts with purple hair.

It was Lt. Gay Ellis for you wasn't it nyah? Was she simply irresistible?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (2GVsD)

157 148 71 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

wait are they implying that the welsh are white?!!?

hmm I don't think so!

/jk

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)

158 Somebody stop me.
Posted by: Anna Puma



"SNAP OUT OF IT!"

*SMACK*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

159 Have you petted an International Beaver today?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (Dv3i1)

160 Nate Silver posted this breakdown of engagement for twitter users and it shows way, way more for right of center political users over leftwing ones: https://tinyurl.com/2mbk79mz

My take is that I am surprised I'm not aware of some of the bigger ones like Gunther Eagleman but the left's take on this cracks me up...

Silver complains this shows the ecosystem is broken and I see other lefties arguing twitter is an echo chamber.

But I think what it really shows is that right of center people prefer discussions, not hierarchy and honestly there are way, way more right of center people at least in the US. The left is competitive due to fraud, LIVs influenced by the media, and people voting for who is giving them $$$ - none of those three groups is going to go to twitter to ask Brian Allen if the Democrat's take on the Iran war is good for the country.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

161 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself.

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No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

162 >To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.
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So, what?

Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

163 Should I have type that as "Mico$ponge" then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2GVsD)

164 161 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself.

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No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

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Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)

165 It was Lt. Gay Ellis "

*sigh*

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

166 162 >To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.
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So, what?

Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

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Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)

167 Gref

We do need a transfer program of sending DEI university professors for a sabbatical in North Korea or rural Red China. Send the students to Cuba.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

168 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

They also made an ad recently having Welsh preteen school girls in their uniforms talk about how much they wanted to meet immigrants and refugees in much the same that ads for singles resorts show attractive women in bikinis.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (sKqQm)

169 I see four space suits but I only see three Astronauts. What's up with that? Casper, maybe?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (n17eQ)

170 I would like to hear details of those STOL aircraft that got the people out of Iran. Can they smuggle arms in?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

War Crime!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Dv3i1)

171
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)



I'm old enough to remember last week when they said they had the capability to attack California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Two words: Stop it.

Posted by: Bob Newhart at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

173 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

TYRUS SAYS IT PERFECTLY on the rescue of our airman in Iran: "That decision was his PRESIDENCY. You understand that if ONE person had died what this news cycle would have been. If one pilot hadn’t got out, they’d be screaming war crimes and more!"

“They knew this was his win because all they could talk about was his language. ‘Did you hear what he said?’ You’re damn right I heard what he said!"

“He was willing to put his career on the line and his own team were saying the risk is high, but he went with his gut. With leadership, that’s the difference between being great when you do things for the people regardless of what it does to you politically."

https://tinyurl.com/2s4mbtwp

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

174 Don't get cocky, kid.

Posted by: Indy in the Oval Office with DJT at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (jstR0)

175 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (mdSmG

Exactly. My favorite part of President Trump's presser yesterday was the line line "They're great bullshitters."

I did some very basic research on Kharg island. It wouldn't be too hard to take but grok - yeah GIGO - said it's vulnerable to missiles and drone attacks for awhile. Even if the power plants are destroyed, all these have independent power supplies.

Even now, I have to imagine targeting and communications are an issue. Much more if President Trump is bluffing.

Oh grok also said Iran exports 2.2 million barrels of oil a day. Opec is near capacity but at these prices I'm sure all oil producing countries could and would be anxious to cash in. It may take a little while. Gas prices were $5.02 under Biden.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Sco7b)

176 Considering the text, I'd assume it's a Honeymooners reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Just a bus driver and sewer worker trying to get ahead and make a buck outside the government job, being berated and put down by shrewish, sarcastic wives.

An American tragedy.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Y8DZL)

177 To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

Megan McCain was recently complaining on twitter that Spanberger ran as a moderate and is government as a leftwing lunatic.

Well honey, there is a lesson for you here and while it is better to get knowledge late then never will this actually influence you the next time some "nice moderate" Democrat is running against a MAGA meanie and you have to pick one to endorse?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

178 171
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)


I'm old enough to remember last week when they said they had the capability to attack California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

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They've been promising to take the gloves off for damn weeks.

Which is weird, because I was assured that all the US bases were vaporized, we lost thousands of troops (which the government is hiding), and Iran has been winning so one-sidedly that there's probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (mdSmG)

179 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself"

"I'm gonna hold my breath"

... OK.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

180 Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.
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We can only hope. The Empire of NOVA is not a good thing for VA.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (n17eQ)

181 166 162 >To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.
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So, what?

Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

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Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)

Unlikely - Trump proposed a 0% 2027 non-military raise...that is far more likely to affect the race. Fairfax would then be very happy with 5 of 11 seats to lobby with...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (tOcjL)

182 Anna Puma

Thank you for the Lt. Gay Ellis reference. What elbows she has.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

183 Eric Daugherty is #2 in engagement on twitter from Silver's list.

I've seen him mentioned before but I don't really know much about him either

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)

184 there's probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away.

Mayor Mad Mahdami is tanned and rested.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (2GVsD)

185 175 Oh grok also said Iran exports 2.2 million barrels of oil a day. Opec is near capacity but at these prices I'm sure all oil producing countries could and would be anxious to cash in. It may take a little while. Gas prices were $5.02 under Biden.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Sco7b)

======

Add in demand destruction at the higher points, and there's a reason we still haven't seen the $200 per barrel price people were promising weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (mdSmG)

186 so , what is being OBLITERATED on Kharg...

"Israel and the U.S. carried out strikes on Kharg Island, targeting a radar station, military base, and docking facilities in the Persian Gulf."

you don't need no docking stations, durka, durka! we bring our own!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (GD0B3)

187 Are the Welsh white? Well, yes but . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (ndZc7)

188 FWIW, I survived the in and out margins conflict on yesterdays's MR, and the text color changes on the ONT. Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

189 ...and a bunch of railways are being blown up too. On the mainland.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)

190 The Dems have argued for a bit they want to make DC a state...should the Rs counter argue to extend the borders of DC while leaving it a non-state?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

191 Nate Silver’s post has earned a lot of ridicule. For example, he labels Jackson Hinckle as “right wing” even though Hinckle is an open communist, and has often stated his great admiration for Lenin and Stalin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (UA2di)

192 Do not worry, I have until Thursday to succumb to the wiles of buying the kit.

And nice Airplane! reference.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (2GVsD)

193 probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away"

New Jersey. There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

194 Isn't bluffing

Coffee licking in....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (Sco7b)

195 Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (E4iI6)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:42

It was amusing but I couldn't read the yellow typeface.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (looXz)

197 Well, McDonald's now has K-Pop Demon Hunters themed Happy Meals, so like millions of other dads, I now have to deliver a lengthy explanation that we can't eat poison every day whenever I put my daughter in the car.

She doesn't even like their food that much. But now, she thinks she does.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

198 Nate Silver’s post has earned a lot of ridicule. For example, he labels Jackson Hinckle as “right wing” even though Hinckle is an open communist, and has often stated his great admiration for Lenin and Stalin.

He's another guy I don't know.

Then there is also the fact the left has shifted so far left over the last 20 years...if you were to take this infographic based on the stated views of the Dem party in 2006 Musk for example would be in a blue circle.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

199 Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time

Wait...she left? I thought the neighborhood was quieter.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (NR6c1)

200 My take is that I am surprised I'm not aware of some of the bigger ones like Gunther Eagleman

==

Gunter is good; not all big ones on engagemetn are good, at least nothing there for me...I don't get the love for catturd..must be catlovers

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (GD0B3)

201 191 The Dems have argued for a bit they want to make DC a state...should the Rs counter argue to extend the borders of DC while leaving it a non-state?
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Simple fix, just return DC to Maryland with the exception of the Federal Corridor. Problem solved. The VA portion of DC has been VA for a long, long time.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (n17eQ)

202 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

203 Catturd makes me LOL at least once a month.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

204 Democrats Plot Impeachment of Trump a Third Time
Why stop there lol?

Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.) said she will introduce articles of impeachment against Hegseth next week for "repeatedly violating his oath of office and his duty to the Constitution."

The list of reasons is endless. Let's start with him touting America's "air dominance" just before one of our fighter planes was shot down by Iranian air defense and two of our soldiers had to be rescued behind enemy lines, and openly defying a federal judge who ruled that the Pentagon violated the first amendment by restricting press access to his "department of war."

Should impeach him for restricting women and minorities from being promoted to top general positions, because Trump doesn't want to stand next to them in a parade.

Whoever authorized bombing a kindergarten needs to be tried as well as the one that actually did the bombing. We need to make it crystal clear if you are military and don't disobey a illegal order you will face punishment.

Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)

205 Even the Irish got tired of Rosie O'Donnel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (2GVsD)

206 Catturd makes me LOL at least once a month.

==

ok, I give him that, one or two lol things once in a while...

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

207 Speaking of impeachment . . .

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Democrat Graham Platner wants to impeach “at least two” Supreme Court Justices.

"But to make that happen, we need to elect people to the Senate that want to wield power like that, who understand that power matters."

Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.

-
Sieg Heil!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)

208 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

209 ALL YOUR OIL ARE BELONG TO US!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

210 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)

211 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

212 Tousi reports an attempted jihadi attack at the Israeli embassy in Ankara

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

213 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.

4chan = socially stunted autists
Reddit = commie-NAZI hybrids

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

214 Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time"

Third time's a charm, they say...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

215 I was really hoping that Rosie would find a nice Muzzie fellow in Ireland. Hilarity would ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (19SAM)

216 is Platner the nazi tatoos guy ?

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)

217 No one voted for Spamburglar. She was just an anti-Trump totem.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (NA269)

218 Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.


Some right leaning group should get people to dress up as NAZIs holding signs for Platner following him around.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

219 Platner the nazi tatoos guy ?"

Jah

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

220 No one wants to taste Rosie O'Donnel's Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)

221 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

222 Tousi playing Iranian state TV urging people to take their children to power plants today to form a human shield.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

223 No one wants to taste Rosie O'Donnel's Lucky Charms.

Not enough Guiness in the world for that

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

224 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore.

Sleeper Cells. Muslims and recruited Americans alike. Armed with CDLs. With small arms. With fertilizer bombs.

The fallout, as places like NYC and San Fran and Denver attempt to shield them can't be overstated.

And overdue.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (OQ3w/)

225 Platner, a real Maineiac.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)

226 209 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

========

After 1/6, Trump was facing his second impeachment trial.

He had already lost the election. He was on his way out of office, and the Senate could have delivered the fatal blow: conviction. It would take 67 Senators, but the GOP could finally lay down a judgement, a constitutional judgement, that Donald J. Trump was no longer allowed in politics for the rest of his lift.

They only got 57 votes. Of the 7 Republicans who voted for conviction, only 3 are left in the Senate.

Seriously...people who dream about impeachment as something remotely feasible should be mocked as fucking stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (mdSmG)

227 San Francisco median house price jumps 18% to 2.15 million
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No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

228 one voted for Spamburglar. She was just an anti-Trump totem"

But we're smaht! We have degrees and stuff!

/NOVA feds

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

229 @MarkSimonHK
With H1B’s and OPT’s continuing free run in the system, it’s going to be amazing to watch in a few months how
@GOP & @realDonaldTrump team @SusieWiles & @ChrisLaCivita discover H1B’s are the new “southern border”.
___

I thought Trump increase H1B fee to $100k up from $1k. First I heard of OPT, now I hafta look it up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Dv3i1)

230 People still pay attention to polls?

Posted by: Why? at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

231 223 Tousi playing Iranian state TV urging people to take their children to power plants today to form a human shield.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

And these are the less radical, more reasonable figures of the regime?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (INQN/)

232 Distant Diagnosis: MS Now Doc Who Rated Biden ‘High-Functioning’ Says Trump Has ‘Signs of Dementia’

Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.

-
You can trust him. He's a doctor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

233 218 Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.


Some right leaning group should get people to dress up as NAZIs holding signs for Platner following him around.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

======

Collins lost every poll but 2 in her 2020 re-election campaign. She was losing those polls by a not small amount.

She won the election by 8.

Polling of Maine seems...flawed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (mdSmG)

234 No one wants to taste Rosie O'Donnel's Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)



I just threw up in my mouth a little.........

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Crap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Platner, Blut und Boden !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

237 194 probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away"

New Jersey. There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR

Detroit. Make them prove themselves.

Iran's demands are hilarious. Beautifully delusional. I saw 2013 'Evil Dead 2' this weekend. One guy is telling his girlfriend "Everything is fine. Everything is going to be alright."

I admired his optimism considering ... let's just say I burst out laughing at what was happening and him telling her everything was going to be alright. Dude was truly a glass half full guy.

In many ways, that's the story of Iran....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Sco7b)

238
Polling of Maine seems...flawed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (mdSmG)



This is the story of all polls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

239 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
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I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

240 224 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore.

Sleeper Cells. Muslims and recruited Americans alike. Armed with CDLs. With small arms. With fertilizer bombs.

The fallout, as places like NYC and San Fran and Denver attempt to shield them can't be overstated.

And overdue.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (OQ3w/)

=======

That was the attack on the synagogue in Michigan.

And it's been kind of quiet since.

Um...I don't think the Iranian sleeper cells are doing much more than monetizing on X with AI slop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (mdSmG)

241 San Francisco median house price jumps 18% to 2.15 million
____

You could by 7 similar size houses in NE Ohio for that amount of money.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)

242 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

Why would anyone take their kids to hold hands around a power plant even if they were an Islamist , unless you thought worse would happen to you if you didn't?

Despicable government.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (7RYym)

243 Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD


He's the one exhibiting dementia and derangement, just like Dr. Brandy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (2GVsD)

244 Dr. Vin Gupta"

Snort.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

245 "You can trust him. He's a doctor."

Is he brandishing a rubber hammer to hit your knee with that is reflected in the cd taped to his forehead?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (DgMqy)

246 "Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants."

That will work up to the first low level transonic pass by an F18.

Posted by: Indy in the Oval Office with DJT at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (jstR0)

247 NR Pax

Be a shame if a tailored worm would infest their computers with quotes from Thomas Sowell. And jpegs of Ludwig von Mises and Friedrich Hayek, for the EU lover in them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

248 164 161 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself.

-
No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

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Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)


They are doing what they can. They are using some missile warheads that deploy/scatter small entry vehicles with HE warheads. Nearly impossible to target and destroy all the small bombs before they impact. Current US/Israeli anti-missile systems have very limited capability to intercept and destroy warhead before it scatters the small boys. The only good aspect is the small boys can't do a whole lot of damage. But they can play havoc with parked aircraft (one of them may have taken out that E-3C at a Saudi airbase) and randomly hit schools, apartment buildings, and other non-hardened mil and civvy stuff. China likely has similar cluster IRBM warheads aimed at Guam and other US Pacific bases.

Long explainer with photos here -
https://tinyurl.com/487fs299

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (5rh/l)

249 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.

I'm not going to bother going to Wikipedia. I assume the source of that remark was "Trust me bro."?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (NR6c1)

250 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

Dude, I love reddit. I don't post their stuff like the liaison, but I go there a lot. I'm always game to see how every topic can become about Marxism.

Go ask a random question - "how can I get rid of these weeds for good? [photo]"

You'll get 40 responses, some useful, some not, and then "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WEED! Your lawn is the invasive species, and your obsession with it is internalized fascist otherization. I bet you're a Trumpalo since you love borders and eugenics so much."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (BI5O2)

251 I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Look up the term "child soldiers."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (2GVsD)

252 239 The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
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I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

======

What if the same regime was threatening to murder these same children a couple of months ago because their parents were protesting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (mdSmG)

253 We're for strippers.

Posted by: Polls at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

254 CORRECTION: Israeli consulate in Istanbul

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

255 ----
I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)



"What?!!?"

- - - - - - Harpie Bringing Her Kids to an Anti-ICE Rally

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

256 4chan = socially stunted autists
Reddit = SUPER QUEER commie-NAZI hybrids
Posted by: 18-1

You left out an important factor.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JCZqz)

257 I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

So is launching missiles at neutral flagged ships sailing to and and from neutral countries.

I would LOL if Trump starts putting captured Iranians on trial for piracy.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

258 I though Israel pulled all their diplomats from Constantinople ?

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)

259 Why would anyone take their kids"

Nah. They'll take your kids.

Their kids are living large in LA...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

260 >Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time
---

she's so big, it took two trips

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

261 The main reason for nato from an American policy perspective is to keep the American defense industry rolling in the green.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (IlT3+)

262 "...isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

A question the NY Times will never ask.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (INQN/)

263 211 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM

On X there’s a picture of some Iranian Bruce Springsteen or something sitting in front of a power plant with a guitar, saying he wants to protect it with the power of song of something. I’d love to see a JDAM reserved for him personally.

Yeah, that would be the waste of a good bomb on foolishness. But as Deadpool said once: “Stupid. But worth it!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (UA2di)

264 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
********
Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?

Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

265 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect

-
Well, if I had to talk to one for 45 minutes I'd probably stab him too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:56 AM (ndZc7)

266 Iran gonna get serious *now*, eh?
https://shorturl.at/bMFbb
(from the March 14 memes)

Posted by: We're still waiting at April 07, 2026 08:56 AM (9vFyc)

267 I thought Trump increase H1B fee to $100k up from $1k. First I heard of OPT, now I hafta look it up.


asshole tech co's and Dept's are using OPT to get around the H1-B fee (and other visa types)

all of them need to be suspended ESPECIALLY OPT

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (j+aD2)

268 Forget it redridinghood

It's Reddit where they huff each others farts and svck off some rando's junk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

269 Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.

-
You can trust him. He's a doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


So was Fauci.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (0SGkq)

270 @libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect



Democrats are asshoe

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

271 picture of some Iranian Bruce Springsteen or something"

Baby we were born to RUN!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

272 Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?

-
Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (ndZc7)

273 @VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.



You're 3 years too late, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

274
258 I though Israel pulled all their diplomats from Constantinople ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)

Why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?
Why did Constantinople get the works?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (UA2di)

275 Tom Servo

Maybe we can invent a smart paint bomb for the wanna-be Bruces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

276 Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?


the second thing but also they're nuts so a lot of people are afraid to get near enough to them to correct them

also Reddit will delete any non-leftist post. in any subR

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

277 273 Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.


You're 3 years too late, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

Nah, he's convinced me.

I'm not voting for old people in 2028.

I'll vote for Vance over old lady Kamala who can't finish sentences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (mdSmG)

278
It's Reddit where they huff each others farts and svck off some rando's junk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

279 The Vin Gupta?
Well, when you've lost him, you've lost ... some random street-shitting third-worlder who ought to be deported along with the rest of his clan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (ypYV4)

280 So was Fauci.

It turns out - get this - that lying pricks can graduate medical school as well.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (OQ3w/)

281
I'll vote for Vance over old lady Kamala who can't finish sentences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (mdSmG)



*hic*

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

282 You'll all notice the Western 'peace activists' aren't going to Iran to act as human shields.

Apparently they learned a few things when Saddam was willing to put them to use. Some did stay in Iraq though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)

283 Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect


is it wrong of me to chuckle here? it's not Grizzy Man but it's almost that good

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

284 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)


Congrats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

285 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

286 282 You'll all notice the Western 'peace activists' aren't going to Iran to act as human shields.

Apparently they learned a few things when Saddam was willing to put them to use. Some did stay in Iraq though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)

======

I'll donate to the GoFundMe to send them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (mdSmG)

287 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)



Are they still getting bombed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

288 btw anyone see clips of Newsome's wife yammering on? my word that woman

the hand thing! I'm Italian we talk with our hands but NOT LIKE THAT

what is that?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

289 Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
_____

The Peoples Commonwealth of Massachusetts deserves everything they are getting. There is no amount of degradation that will wake up those losers to their folly.

(sorry for the 40% that purportedly vote Republican, get out while you can, I guess)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)

290 is it wrong of me to chuckle here? "

Nah. Chuckle, guffaw...whatever.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

291 249 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.

I'm not going to bother going to Wikipedia. I assume the source of that remark was "Trust me bro."?
Posted by: NR Pax

There's nothing in his military record regarding substance abuse or sexual misconduct I've seen reported, although various allegations were made regarding both during his civilian life.

He was on orders for Biden's inauguration (many National Guard troops support inauguration), and "was removed from duty at after a fellow guardsman flagged him as a potential "insider threat" due to a "Deus Vult" (Latin for "God wills it") tattoo on his biceps..." He later resigned and retired, but wasn't disciplined.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (JCZqz)

292 264 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
********
Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?

Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)


It's one big echo chamber. Always echoing are lies that Trump was convicted of rape, raped girls at Epstein Island that looked like Ivanka because you-know-why, MAGA is a cult, and endless others.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (5rh/l)

293 270 @libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect


Democrats are asshoe
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

In fairness, if you've met social workers, there's hardly a more stabbable demographic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (ypYV4)

294 You'll all notice the Western 'peace activists' aren't going to Iran to act as human shields.

Sharon 'Medea' Benjamin and other Code PInkos are still milking their outrage after returning from Cuba.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (2GVsD)

295 I saw a police cam video a while back.

Cop is called to a domestic disturbance. He parks his car and starts walking up to a house.

When he gets about 10 feet from the door a woman comes sprinting out with a knife charging at him.

He started backing up and reaching for his pistol but he had maybe a second and shot her as she landed at his feet.

Now, what happens if that is an unarmed social worker?

Also if you find threads on this sort of thing you will find the left complains BOTH that the cops arrest to many people when going to domestic disturbances AND that they don't take them seriously enough.

This is caused by the conflict between the left's pro-crime side and its feminist side - something like what happens when you drop a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back onto a carpet...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

296 289 The Peoples Commonwealth of Massachusetts deserves everything they are getting. There is no amount of degradation that will wake up those losers to their folly.

(sorry for the 40% that purportedly vote Republican, get out while you can, I guess)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)

=======

Only 30% of the people who booed Michelle Wu at the Red Sox game will vote against her.

30% will vote for her because Republicans hate the gays.

The final 40% don't live in Boston and can't vote there anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (mdSmG)

297 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"

Ask them. It would save them a lot of headaches...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

298 asshole tech co's and Dept's are using OPT to get around the H1-B fee (and other visa types)

all of them need to be suspended ESPECIALLY OPT
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Suspended? Like from a rope?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)

299 CNN - targets on Kharg have been struck.

Only ones reporting that, They have 'sources.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)

300 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 09:03 AM (53oGX)

301 Black Orchid

Before she hooked up with Gavin Newscum, she as a bit of blonde fluff Harvey Weinstein banged.

So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

302 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently.

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (ZxPkt)

303 President Donald Trump said on Sunday that the United States attempted to supply Iranian protesters with weapons this year so they could defend themselves against another massacre, but the effort was not successful because Kurdish intermediaries decided to keep some of the guns for themselves.

--------------

That was a rather idiotic move on the Kurds part, they could have come out of it with their own country but since they screwed Trump they screwed their own chances. Now nobody owes them any favors.

Posted by: Decaf at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (Tbs6N)

304 So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers."

Eww.

Double ewww.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)

305 302 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently.


it is!

will distract me from flyers' post season desperate attempt stress

and UConn losing argh

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (j+aD2)

306 I think it would be quite the shock if the US gained control over the bulk of the global petroleum related production. China's ambitions would be curtailed. So would Russia's. The EU would be forced to get their collective shit together. NATO becomes even more irrelevant.

And the bitching about high gas prices would end.

US wins in Venezuela and Iran can't be overstated as the global ramifications are pretty significant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)

307 301 Black Orchid

Before she hooked up with Gavin Newscum, she as a bit of blonde fluff Harvey Weinstein banged.

So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

=======

Really, she's the perfect feminist icon.

She fucked her way into a job with one of the monsters of #MeToo before he was exposed.

She's so unhinged about her feminism that her sons have been going hard right for years.

She's turning her husband's political career into her story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (mdSmG)

308 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently.

I'll have a pimento sandwich, please.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

309 OMG, it's a shit storm!

BREAKING: NASA'S TOILET JUST BROKE FOR THE THIRD TIME ... ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Ryan Caton
@dpoddolphinpro
TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)

310 And the bitching about high gas prices would end"

We'll see about that!

/California

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

311 Artemis II's toilet is based off the one in the ISS.

Have there been stories of the ISS toilet breaking?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

312 Ryan Caton
@dpoddolphinpro
TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)



This is what the mission will be remembered for.

Well done, NASA.

You successfully Amber Heard in space.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

313 Is the spaceship called Artemis or Orion?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

314 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people.

And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)

315 She's turning her husband's political career into her story.

And she is going full Thelma & Louise with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

316 The IRGC has called for all "citizens" to form human chains around power plants...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (IJL3x)

317 Artemis II's toilet is based off the one in the ISS.

Have there been stories of the ISS toilet breaking?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)



I don't think it was because no. There have been zero stories about the toilet in the ISS for any reason.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

318 Well done, NASA."

Failure is not an option!

Oh...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

319 Optional Practical Training (OPT) for F-1 Students

12 months before or after grad - so companies can exploit a year of cheap foreign labor and then move to the next student, all free...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (tOcjL)

320 314 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people.

And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)

=======

"You misinterpret Tucker. He's just saying that Trump should be focusing on drug deaths in the rurals, something he hasn't talked about in a year."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (mdSmG)

321 The Vin Gupta?
Well, when you've lost him, you've lost ... some random street-shitting third-worlder who ought to be deported along with the rest of his clan.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (ypYV4)

It was a signal of the end for Guidepost magazine when they did a feature article about him. He isn't a Christian so the only reason to choose him would have been his politics which Guidepost wasn't supposed to be concerned with.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (lFFaq)

322 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"
Posted by: I gotta ask

Surrender? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Posted by: Redditors who think Iran is beating the evil American empire at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (JCZqz)

323 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people.

And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)



If you're paying attention to either one at this point, you're a retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Is the spaceship called Artemis or Orion?"

Yes. Yes it is

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

325 The mission is called Artemis II

The rocket is Orion.

The crew named the capsule Integrity.

I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)

326 315 She's turning her husband's political career into her story.

And she is going full Thelma & Louise with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

======

Newsom genuinely never had a chance anyway with Kamala going to run.

Still, Newsom being able to blame his stupid, harpy wife for his failure to secure the nomination will probably lead to some very fun domestic conversations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (mdSmG)

327 314 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people


And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (IJL3x)

328 308 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently

I'm waiting for that FIFA thing when this place just becomes soccer, soccer, soccer...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)

329 that's a lot of names, Anna

it's like, too many? bad branding there

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (j+aD2)

330 The Department of Homeland Security told the New York Post that Carlos Corte-Corte, 38, of Ecuador, was taken into custody by ICE on March 31 and placed into removal proceedings following the March 28 incident at Laundry Kingdom in Patchogue.

"This three-time deported criminal illegal alien, Carlos Corte-Corte, kidnapped an innocent four-year-old girl from a laundromat on Long Island. New York sanctuary politicians chose to release this kidnapper from jail to prey on more innocent children rather than cooperate with ICE law enforcement," Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis told the newspaper.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

331 Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline

-
CNN?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

332 And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention


did he convert or something?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)

333 Surrender? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances"

So it is a movie thread...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

334 332 And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention


did he convert or something?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)

======

He's being paid by the algorithm to cater to his audience.

His audience is probably now majority Pakistani.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (mdSmG)

335
did he convert or something?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)


He might as well...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (IJL3x)

336 A petition has been launched in an effort to remove a Washington County (Tennessee) Board of Education member and the district’s superintendent over comments made toward a student during an early-April meeting. During a BOE meeting that was streamed on YouTube on April 2, board member Keith Ervin can be heard saying the following to a student he was sitting next to: “God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

337 Stop censoring Tucker by criticizing him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (BI5O2)

338 Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline

-
CNN?"

iPhones

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)

339 Maybe Tucker and Candy need to travel to Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)

340 Still, Newsom being able to blame his stupid, harpy wife for his failure to secure the nomination will probably lead to some very fun domestic conversations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (mdSmG)



Heavy is the broad that wears the strap-on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Also if you find threads on this sort of thing you will find the left complains BOTH that the cops arrest to many people when going to domestic disturbances AND that they don't take them seriously enough.

This is caused by the conflict between the left's pro-crime side and its feminist side - something like what happens when you drop a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back onto a carpet...
Posted by: 18-1



It spins trying to find which side to land on.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (0SGkq)

342 339 Maybe Tucker and Candy need to travel to Tehran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)


Yes... They can be part of the human chain protecting the power plants

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (IJL3x)

343 y'all are just trying to cancel Cucker! this is a big tent!11

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (GD0B3)

344
did he convert or something?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)



Qatucker Qatarlson?

No way.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

345 Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself a-waaay.

Posted by: Cheap Trick at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)

346 Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline

-
CNN?"

iPhones
Posted by: man


iPhones with the CNN app on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (0SGkq)

347 always been an elitist leftist

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)

348 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 36 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. There were a few flurries in the sky as I was making my morning tea (Irish Breakfast, if you're interested), but it's supposed to change to rain soon.

It's another day of writing. I have editing to do first, then a chapter set at the Santa Monica Pier and then I'll be trying to figure out how to introduce a major plot point without it being some sort of deus ex machina.

My doggeh Odessa is lying under the table as I write. She's lonely for her sister Yuki. I am too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (ufSfZ)

349 Thought it was a golf thread.

Posted by: Just got here at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)

350 Today is National Beer Day.

I trust that I can count on all here to celebrate appropriately.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (IpIf3)

351 TJM

That needs a remake - Tomb of Ligia starring Gavin and his wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)

352 I'm waiting for that FIFA thing when this place just becomes soccer, soccer, soccer...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)



That period where no one posts because they're too busy flopping around on the ground.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

353 $23M for Space Toilet that doesn't work. Where's the outrage?

[signed]

$600 toilet seats from yesteryear.

(It wasn't $600 for just a toilet seat, by the way. It was for the entire commode system -- seat, waste holding tank, plastic enclosure).

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Y1sOo)

354 351 TJM

That needs a remake - Tomb of Ligia starring Gavin and his wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)

=======

LEAVE ROGER CORMAN'S SACRED BODY OF WORK ALONE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (mdSmG)

355 If you're paying attention to either one at this point, you're a retard.
Posted by: Sponge

Exactly. I want to hear more of what Springstein and De Niro have to say, their voices are important.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)

356 Is the spaceship called Artemis or Orion?
As far as I can tell...
Artemis is the program
Artemis II is this mission
Their capsule is an Orion named Integrity.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (1zcQ9)

357 Thought it was a golf thread."

Shush.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)

358 If I have to use cooking spray on a non-stick pan to get stuff to not stick, it's not a non-stick pan
it's just a pan

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ZxPkt)

359 "that's a lot of names, Anna

it's like, too many? bad branding there"

Don't worry about it. Most of it is lying at the bottom of the Atlantic anyway.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 09:16 AM (jstR0)

360 Black orchid and Rick, thank you for posting Trump‘s truth social post this morning. I’m in and out on a working on a project and could not do it.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 09:16 AM (7MAtR)

361 At least it's not a Men's Professional Kickball thread...

Posted by: Thank goodness at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

362 If I have to use cooking spray on a non-stick pan to get stuff to not stick, it's not a non-stick pan
it's just a pan"

Wow.... man.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)

363 TJM

How about a remake of The Omega Man because she is killing off his political career.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2GVsD)

364 A petition has been launched in an effort to remove a Washington County (Tennessee) Board of Education member and the district’s superintendent over comments made toward a student during an early-April meeting. During a BOE meeting that was streamed on YouTube on April 2, board member Keith Ervin can be heard saying the following to a student he was sitting next to: “God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

Such a sad state of affairs in education. Imagine ending a question with a preposition. And by a sitting school board member, no less. Pitiful!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

365 At least it's not a Men's Professional Kickball thread..."

Or curling

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

366 325 The mission is called Artemis II

The rocket is Orion.

The crew named the capsule Integrity.

I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)


The mission is called Artemis II

The rocket is an SLS (Space Launch System)

The manned spacecraft it launches are Orion spacecraft (capsule is out at NASA; and anyway, Orion is massive compared with a Mercury or Gemini (which were officially spacecraft))

The crew named the capsule Integrity.

Confusion about all this seems to be intentional by NASA.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5rh/l)

367 Kharg Island is still safer than Coney Island. Have a Kharg VRBO next week and fully intend to go.

Posted by: Off-Season Rates Still Apply at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

368 At least it's not a Men's Professional Kickball thread...
Posted by: Thank goodness at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)



I saw 2 'sports' on TV last night at the sports bar.

Underwater missile something or other and bicycle soccer.


It was 2 of the most ignorant things I've likely ever witnessed.

"I can't be an athlete in a recognized sport, so I'll just make something up with my frat bros and call it good."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

369 “Pure green screen bulls–t. Same exact fabric they use on movie sets. Artemis? Fake as hell. They never went up there. Whole thing’s a staged circus and we’re the idiots paying for it. Truth’s buried under layers of CGI and lies. Wake up, man,” a second X user added.

“Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

370 I was going to fry up some ham slices in a pan Easter morning, and I was going to put a little oil in the pan so the ham would get crispy edges, but The Missus intervened and no oils were permitted to be used.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (DgMqy)

371 “Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.

Bet they will love the new He-Man movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)

372 Black orchid and Rick, thank you for posting Trump‘s truth social post this morning. I’m in and out on a working on a project and could not do it.
Posted by: Jen the original


👍🏻 Any time.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (0SGkq)

373 Is there a sign at NASA HQ that says 'Don't use the bathroom'?

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

374 Judge finds Minnesota has fraud problem, refuses to order Trump to restart Medicaid money

“Though Minnesota credibly complains that the federal government’s deferral is historically unprecedented in its size and timing, I conclude on this record that the deferral likely complies with the controlling federal regulations,” the judge wrote.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

375 No job too far!

You stuff 'em, we flush 'em.

Posted by: AAAA Space Plumbers at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

376
“Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)



"I'm a miserable asshole and won't be satisfied until everyone else is a miserable asshole just like me."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

377 Now Sprue Brothers is having a sale on Dragon and HK Model kits. The 1/32 HK Do 335 Pfeil is talking to me.

Somebody stop me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (2GVsD)

DO IT!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (FmapG)

378
Bet they will love the new He-Man movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)



Woke trash.

He-Man's alter ego has a job, with a desk, and his name plate has is f*cking 'pronouns' on it.

F*ck that with a rubber hose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

379 AAAA Space Plumbers

Mario and Luigi in space!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)

380 The U.S. carried out "dozens" of strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island late Monday night and early Tuesday morning, a senior U.S. official told Fox News. President Donald Trump first floated attacks on the Iranian stronghold last week as his threats over reopening the Strait of Hormuz kicked off. "U.S. hit dozens of military targets on Kharg Island overnight,” the official told Fox on Tuesday. There have been no reports that the U.S. has deployed troops to strike the island [ disappointing Democrats ].

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

381 Now the Social workers unions in Mass will demand police escorts. Naturally this will defeat the whole idea. Dems don't think beyond their own wonderfulness

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (19SAM)

382 AI cut one of the heads off

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (LOZbR)

383 It's the apocalypse!

Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

384 We are attempting to bomb a stone-age culture into modernity. Not sure how that will turn out, but it gives me a clear picture of what "bitter clinging" looks luke. And the Democrat Party is no diffetent.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (kGdxl)

385 AAAA Space Plumbers

Mario and Luigi in space!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)



"We care for Asstronauts Uranus."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

386 The U.S. middle class is shrinking, but not because more Americans are poorer. Instead, more households are climbing into the echelons of the upper middle class due to income gains in recent decades, according to research from the nonpartisan American Enterprise Institute.

About 31% of U.S. households earn enough to be considered upper middle class, a roughly threefold increase since 1979, making it the nation's largest economic group, the research found. Meanwhile, the share of Americans in the "core" and "low" middle class segments has declined over that time, primarily because more households in those income groups have jumped ahead economically, AEI found.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

387
Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)



I thought that was the guy at Twin Peaks that thinks he's taking the waitress home if he tips big enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

388 Sponge

Best way to destroy the new He-Man movie is to complain about the choice of voice for Skeletor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

389 "I'm a miserable asshole and won't be satisfied until everyone else is a miserable asshole just like me."

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (ufSfZ)

390 Best way to destroy the new He-Man movie is to complain about the choice of voice for Skeletor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)



Haven't heard it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

391 6/1/25 Charlie Kirk- "Islam is not compatible with western civilization."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

392 NASA need to spend one mission solely dedicated to toilet operations in space.

They could even give it a snazzy mission name and patch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (AkEZC)

393 LOL @ Washington Nearsider

Let me check to see if I won the lottery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)

394 Wouldn't a modified Shop Vac work just fine as a space toilet? We sell many sizes for wet/dry cleanup.

Posted by: Ridgid Corporation at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)

395
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (ufSfZ)



You likely yearn to be happy, unlike them, who yearn to drag everyone down to their level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

396 Well, if nothing else, they will get to the moon and eat green moon food.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (ZRzmB)

397 6/1/25 Charlie Kirk- "Islam is not compatible with western civilization."
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)



He was not incorrect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

398 You could take the conspiracy nuts up on a rocket, show them the view of Earth from that high up and they'd still think it was fake.

That's when Plan B takes effect. "OK, go ahead and walk out the door and get a good picture of the sound stage to show how you proved us wrong."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (NR6c1)

399 Sponge

It does not sound in anyway like Skeletor. And Prince Adam in the trailing spends a lot of it begging people top trust him even though he hid on Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

400 MS Now made me laugh this morning too.

They had a promo....

"The most watched morning show in Washington D.C.!"

That explains a lot.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)

401 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.
--
I don't know which is more pathetic:

- The Iranians who keep making these obviously empty threats
- Or the leftists who keep repeating them as if they are serious

As seen on X, they're real good at killing unarmed teenage girls.
But are 0-1500 against actual soldiers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)

402 Iranian villagers protect downed U.S. airman, while lefty bastard Europeans root for his capture

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

403
It does not sound in anyway like Skeletor. And Prince Adam in the trailing spends a lot of it begging people top trust him even though he hid on Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)



hollywood just continuing it's trend of destroying the memories of my childhood........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

404 ID cards are necessary sometimes.

LOL: Some People Can Get into Obama’s Library for Free — But Only With Valid ID

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)

405 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (Suwql)

406 Charlie Kirk- "Islam is not compatible with western civilization."
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

I was sleeping when a demon attacked me. The ghost of Kirk fought him off and then said "that Jewish dybbuk was trying to stop you from hearing my message: right before Mossad and their sleeper agent Erika killed me, I was planning to join the IRGC."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

407 Right now my toe doesn't care about war

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 09:29 AM (LOZbR)

408 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

409 Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”

Experts in what? Tipping?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (ypYV4)

410
Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline


Teachers' Unions

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (ZXqPx)

411 Art nood, but not nude. Incomprehensible art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

412 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25

Please stop that🩷 you may be feeling depressed but you are a very smart, creative man and interesting man, and are loved and appreciated here and by others.

I am very sorry about the death of your furry companion. It is just gut wrenching when dear pets die.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (lQ+/f)

413 I was sleeping when a demon attacked me. The ghost of Kirk fought him off and then said "that Jewish dybbuk was trying to stop you from hearing my message: right before Mossad and their sleeper agent Erika killed me, I was planning to join the IRGC."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)
******
And their followers thinks this makes perfect sense.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

414 People are complaining about Artemis II's "Hello World" image that NASA posted, complaining the Blue Marble photo from 1972 looks a lot better.

The "Hello World" photo is actually of the Earth's dark side. The glow in the lower right corner is the obscured Sun while you can see both auroras. The ISO setting on the 35mm Nikon camera was 51,200.

The 1972 Blue Marble photo was taken of the Earth's day side by a Hasselblad camera adapted to shoot 70mm film.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2GVsD)

415 Dr. Vin Gupta"

Snort.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

Hey, how ya doin', cousin!

Posted by: Dr Vinnie Boombatz at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (5xuJ/)

416 the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)
*****
Winsome Sears was her conservative opponent.
They opposed her because she waa black and a supporter of black rifles.
This loss is very disturbing.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (KtOUo)

417 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx

Congratulations! 🥂 🎆 Many more years of love, good health, and much happiness.
---
👉The Jerusalem Post
Gunmen open fire near Israeli consulate in Istanbul in possible ISIS-linked attack
A spokesperson for Israel's Foreign Ministry told The Jerusalem Post that the consulate is not staffed. Three gunmen were killed, and two police officers were injured, Turkish authorities confirmed.
----
The main stream media in this country has chosen to seriously underreport the terror & punishment Iran has continued to inflict on its people.

>Amnesty International, 20 Feb 2026: 'Iran: Children among 30 people at risk of the death penalty amid expedited grossly unfair trails connected to uprising.'

Note: Death penalties have been carried out since the writing of the article.

>The Guardian, Rights & Freedom Iran, Apr. 2, 2026 -
‘Everyone is thinking about oil prices’: is Iran using the war to hide a surge in executions?
Regime has long used the death penalty to suppress dissent but now appears to be withholding information on the killing of hundreds of prisoners, say rights groups

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)

418 the killing of hundreds of prisoners, say rights groups
---
And the clown factory that is the UN?

In part, "The panel of independent rights experts cited credible reports “that many [prisoners in Iran] are at serious risk of torture, ill-treatment and enforced disappearances”.

“Several others face execution, in violation of international due process and fair trial rights and the right to life”, the fact-finding mission continued, as it warned against a repeat of military attacks on Iranian detention facilities, such as the Israeli strike on Evin Prison last June.

Independent experts who report to the Human Rights Council are not UN staff and they are not paid for their work."

Of course. Even more worthless than most of NATO.
---
Speaking of clown shows: Stephanopoulos and Jeffries

RCP, House Dem Leader Hakeem Jeffries: "Things Haven't Been Working Out" For The American People "Over The Last Several Decades"

Jeffries did swell script reading. In part,

"And so, we're going to continue to forcefully push back against the extremism being unleashed on the American people, push back against the chaos, while at the same period of time convince every single American that

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)

419 it's us who are determined to do the things that are necessary, bring about the bold transformational changes necessary to support working-class Americans, everyday Americans, and middle-class Americans in a manner consistent with who we are when we are the best version of ourselves here in America."

"The buddy system." Spending to no end and with no accountability. imo, of course
--

Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)

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