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G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:30 AM (Ia/+0) 2
w00t
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR) 3
BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 04:32 AM (1o8D5) 4
Chilly here today, not getting out of 40s
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0) 5
Guten morgen, horde.
Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:32 AM (7fNaw) 6
Happy Australian dst, Pixy!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:33 AM (fNISR) 7
Morning all. And yes, tech threads will be half an hour later until the clocks next go in the other direction. At least on weekdays. I have a daily meeting at 5:30 PM and it doesn't leave me much room to get the thread up at the usual time, which is now 6PM for me.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 07, 2026 04:34 AM (BLOW1) 8
Happy waste a half hour day to you, pixy.
Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:35 AM (7fNaw) 9
I wonder if the Claude code issue isn't actively evil, as opposed to incompetence.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2026 04:37 AM (/HDaX) 10
7:44 PM Kingston (GMT+11) 6:44 PM Canberra (GMT+10) 6:14 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30) 4:44 PM Perth (GMT+ 3:44 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR) 11
If you keep getting caught doing evil, you are also incompotent.
Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (7fNaw) 12
7:45 PM Kingston (GMT+11 ) 6:45 PM Canberra (GMT+10 ) 6:15 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30 ) 4:45 PM Perth (GMT+8 ) 3:45 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7 ) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR) 13
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (sAmhv) 14
Disclaimer: Needs more cow bell.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (Fbc0I) 15
Ram Jam - Right on the Money (1977) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:55 AM (fNISR) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:57 AM (fNISR) 17
NTTAWWT
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:00 AM (fNISR) 18
Don't have to leave for work for a hour
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0) 19
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 05:10 AM (AN2gy) 20
14 Disclaimer: Needs more cow bell.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (Fbc0I) I mean, yes; yes, it does. Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:11 AM (fNISR) 21
PBS interviewed Rafael Grossi the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency on 3/18/26.
Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons. With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close. https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu) 22
Typically not here at this hour, but I just wanted to give an update.
The deer stopped by for corn when I was putting out the bird feeders. One was watching carefully as I was taking the little old dog out to burn a patch of grass. Fortunately she doesn't see well and spent the time sniffing dead leaves. After I escorted the little dog back in, the other two wandered over from the neighboring yard. Got trash and such, BIAB Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 05:16 AM (AN2gy) 23
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2026 05:17 AM (2/MrR) 24
Evening and morning, ever'body! 'Tis Tiu's Day again. Cool here, 60 F., not much wind depending on your definition of "not much." Workout today!
Alteria Pilgrim, if you're here: I looked at my Kansas route and saw that, if I continue on US 54 after leaving Fort Scott on Sunday morning, I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina. Dunno if anything -- a coffee shop, etc. -- will be open at ca. 9 am on a Sunday in El Dorado, but I can have a look. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9) 25
The price of cowbell is up 25% over quarter 1 of 2025.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 05:27 AM (XV/Pl) 26
21 PBS interviewed Rafael Grossi the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency on 3/18/26.
Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons. With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close. https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu) Thanks for this and especially for your summary! Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR) 27
A beautiful psalm of praise- psalm 67 read by the actor, David Suchet. A note on it from my "Life Application Bible " says "Read this psalm was written for and about you."
https://tinyurl.com/4h3t7rz7 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (OYsYV) 28
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7:44 PM Kingston (GMT+11) 6:44 PM Canberra (GMT+10) 6:14 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30) 4:44 PM Perth (GMT+ 3:44 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR) You know what's funny is that even though the image is broken, I know that means an 8 and a ) got interpreted as an emoticon, so I automatically perceived it as "Perth (GMT+sunglasses)" even though said glasses were neither intended nor present. Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (Sy6m/) 29
Greetings and good morning, everyone. So my mother in law's neighbor is going to get a tree service out to their homes to clear out several trees that have fallen on their property.
Naturally, she's quite willing to pay him part of it. The problem is that she's on a limited income so we are basically going to have to bully her to accept us cutting the man a check. My wife is trying to see if she can find the neighbor's phone number to set things up with him. Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 05:37 AM (NR6c1) 30
The furry thugs are galloping around, playing and trying to encourage me to feed them early. Stirling did not wake me early; I snapped awake on my own.
Dagny, last night during the CBD's colorful ONT, climbed onto the couch and sprawled right next to me for half an hour. I was amazed and petted her thoroughly. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:38 AM (wzUl9) 31
Pixy: "The best time for a Butlerian Jihad is now."
And the second best time will be after humanity realizes it has become enslaved by those who create and run the thinking machines. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW) 32
The " God incident " for yesterday was coming across an organist practicing in the lovely chapel at Princeton University. He must practice a little after 7:00. We couldn't see him, but we could hear him . I know it's a guy because I've read about him before. It really is a beautiful chapel with the stained glass. We also went to the gardens which were beautiful with hyacinths and tulips. And daffodils.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:41 AM (OYsYV) 33
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4:44 PM Perth (GMT+ Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR) You know what's funny is that even though the image is broken, I know that means an 8 and a ) got interpreted as an emoticon, so I automatically perceived it as "Perth (GMT+sunglasses)" even though said glasses were neither intended nor present. Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (Sy6m/) Perth's so cool it has to wear shades! Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:43 AM (fNISR) 34
Male acapella choir sings another version of the wonderful old time hymn, "It is well with my soul":
https://tinyurl.com/mrdrhywk Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:45 AM (OYsYV) Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 05:47 AM (i+Wsn) 36
Perth's so cool it has to wear shades!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 *** Two professors from my old department, a married couple, left in about 2012 to take positions at a university in Perth. I looked it up. Perth has a similar climate to LA or San Diego, for the same reasons -- western edge of a continent, being around the same latitude south as LA is north, etc. If it weren't so isolated, seems to me it would be a very popular place to live as far as climate. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9) 37
@30/Wolfus: The kitty-based human training program has already shown results in that you now wake up when they want you to without having to be pounced on.
Now they're trying to manipulate you using the "We're cute, feed us!" stratagem. The ultimate goal is to turn you into a machine with these instructions: https://tinyurl.com/2pdxpwct Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (O7YUW) 38
I mentioned this yesterday but I thought I'd put it here as well. Spouse was off from bus duties so we went to see the "Sight and Sound" movie production of "A Great Awakening" based on the work of 18th century evangelist George Whitefield and his friendship with Benjamin Franklin. Very worthwhile faith based and patriotic film. Fine acting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (OYsYV) 39
The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
============== One differentiation between me and the lefties is I don't much care about this question, and they do. In fact the Propagandists seem obsessed with it, trying to pin down "two weeks" or "months!", or whatever. For me, it is more a question of Iranian missile development. Once they can build a missile to travel as far as Washington or New York, i think they would suddenly have a nuke package ready to install on top of the rocket. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (e2pvP) 40
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2026 05:57 AM (bQ4nt) 41
Good morning, Hordians. Woke up at 4:00, got Dot and Diana run out, went to the kennel and let everyone down there out, stripped the bed and began running everything through the washer and dryer, got soup (15-bean with bacon, sausage and ham) started. Now sitting in the Command Center with a big double cup of unsustainable, exploitative, slave-trade coffee. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:01 AM (tgvbd) 42
26 21 PBS interviewed Rafael Grossi the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency on 3/18/26.
Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons. With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close. https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu) Thanks for this and especially for your summary! Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR) Just watched this. Highly recommend. Half an hour. As an aside: The way the camerawork is carried out, I see zero evidence that the interviewer and the interviewee are in the same room. Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:05 AM (fNISR) 43
No rain. Only some clouds.
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0) 44
The deer have moved on; time for the birds to take over.
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 06:06 AM (AN2gy) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 06:07 AM (GDFK9) 46
The way the camerawork is carried out, I see zero evidence that the interviewer and the interviewee are in the same room.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:05 AM (fNISR) ----------- So, like the B5 episode "The Illusion of Truth." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 06:09 AM (GDFK9) 47
A man reflects on the role of fatherhood while eulogizing his father:
https://www.christianpost.com/voices/what-my-fathers -funeral-taught-me-about-the-crisis-of-fatherhood.html Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:12 AM (NR6c1) 48
For 47, there is a space between fathers and the dash. Just a heads up to those who follow the link.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:13 AM (NR6c1) 49
39 The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
============== One differentiation between me and the lefties is I don't much care about this question, and they do. In fact the Propagandists seem obsessed with it, trying to pin down "two weeks" or "months!", or whatever. For me, it is more a question of Iranian missile development. Once they can build a missile to travel as far as Washington or New York, i think they would suddenly have a nuke package ready to install on top of the rocket. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (e2pvP) Rafael Grossi (director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency) says pretty much close to that: I think the point that Mr. Witkoff is making, which is correct, is that, of course, from the moment you argue that a research reactor--for which you have a lot of fuel for many years even--necessitates, needs you to continue enriching uranium at 20%, then it is understandable that this is problematic for the United States in the negotiation. Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (fNISR) 50
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Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (fNISR) 51
Evening and morning, ever'body! 'Tis Tiu's Day again. Cool here, 60 F., not much wind depending on your definition of "not much." Workout today!
Alteria Pilgrim, if you're here: I looked at my Kansas route and saw that, if I continue on US 54 after leaving Fort Scott on Sunday morning, I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina. Dunno if anything -- a coffee shop, etc. -- will be open at ca. 9 am on a Sunday in El Dorado, but I can have a look. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius There should be something there that is open even if it is a McDonald's. Remarkably they're civilized in Kansas in spite of the impression Salty leaves. El dorado's totally worth your time to check out even if it is just a drive around for an hour or so. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (glnUu) 52
>>> I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina.
Wolfus, are those the size towns you are scouting? Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 06:17 AM (AN2gy) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR) 54
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
@naomirwolf · 5h Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here? ----- (it's a photo of the Moon) Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 06:26 AM (ZxPkt) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd) 56
I had never heard of the Ameropolitan Music Awards until tonight. They seem to be struggling with having awards handed out each year. The nominees from 2024 are like who would show up on a I would put together.
https://www.ameripolitan.org/ Black Kat Bopper High Flying Baby https://youtu.be/KtgIiwbw8TU Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:31 AM (glnUu) 57
I had never heard of the Ameropolitan Music Awards until tonight. They seem to be struggling with having awards handed out each year. The stupider and more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:33 AM (tgvbd) 58
If you think about it, Western Europe is right to be horrified by our war in Iran. They are on a path to soon be either putting down violent Muhammadan riots over mass deportation, or brutalizing their own natives for daring to protest the erasure of their national character, one or the other. So, when we profess concern for Iran's dissidents and disgust with the regime's brutality, Europeans may hear that as a threat to invade them next.
I'm not saying whether it's rational or whether we would, let alone whether we should or even could; those are separate questions. I'm just saying that there could be explicable emotional reasoning behind our erstwhile allies' hissy fit. Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:35 AM (Sy6m/) 59
One more from the Ameropolitan award nominees.
Becky Lynn Blanca with the Televisionaires Pizza Pizza Pizza Pie https://youtu.be/968a9sr0eX8 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (glnUu) 60
I agree with Franklin Graham -God does takes sides in wars and I don't see how- according to the Pope - God doesn't listen to the prayers of people who wage war. If God is entirely a pacifist the Bible got things very wrong:
Christian Post: https://tinyurl.com/vrcdtus8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (looXz) 61
You can all check your favorite news source for updates on the Israel consulate attack in Turkey. The consulate's been vacated since Oct. 2023.
So far reports are 3 terrorists dead and Turkish security forces injured. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5) 62
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:35 AM (Sy6m/)
I don't think Europe is concerned about us invading them. I think they're worried about revolts by Muslim populations, but it would be politically incorrect for them to say that. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 06:40 AM (looXz) 63
So far reports are 3 terrorists dead and Turkish security forces injured.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5) - Correction: 1 terrorist 2; 2 wounded and captured. I assume Soros DAs and a Biden judge will let them out on bail. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:43 AM (1o8D5) Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 06:44 AM (qFwJc) 65
"I'm just saying that there could be explicable emotional reasoning behind our erstwhile allies' hissy fit."
Good thing our erstwhile allies are the equivalent of toddlers. Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 06:46 AM (XDWwQ) 66
APNews
Gunmen attack building housing Israeli Consulate in Istanbul 61 You can all check your favorite news source for updates on the Israel consulate attack in Turkey. The consulate's been vacated since Oct. 2023. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:46 AM (fNISR) 67
"Please pray for the universal church."
Well, I don't think it will be like the one in David Drake's Hammer's Slammers universe. Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 06:47 AM (XDWwQ) 68
BBC LIVE
One gunman killed, two others 'neutralised' in shooting at Israeli consulate in Istanbul, governor says Images show armed police at the scene, after "an attack occurred against our police force", according to Istanbul's governor. Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:48 AM (fNISR) 69
The Bopflix channel on YouTube is a gem if you enjoy stripped down American rock and roll.
https://youtube.com/@bopflix Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:49 AM (glnUu) 70
I looked into the Perth climate. Uh no. It's a lot hotter than San Diego. The Indian Ocean is a lot warmer than the Pacific.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 06:49 AM (qFwJc) 71
The leftist in this country minds are so screwed up it's almost comical. They want us to believe they have the right to break laws because they are fighting Trump. They have the right to use judges to keep illegals here because Trump. They have the right to cheat in elections because Trump. They have the right to lie, cheat, and steal because Trump. You see if they do these things it can't be wrong because they do it to stop Trump. And they must stop him so they can control the country again. Their minds are so fucked up they think breaking laws and cheating to win elections is just A OK. They are doing it for the country!
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 06:50 AM (pvf3X) 72
53 Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.
Betty! Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR) My favorite part of the video is that the band had their own professional clapper: https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE (I guess their lead singer didn't have anything else to do, with someone else singing lead on that song.) Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:53 AM (Sy6m/) 73
mornin yall. NBC "news" says that "Targeting civilian infrastructure could be considered a war crime". Did they say that when the Twin Towers came down? Assholes.
I'm in an unhappy mood this morning. My GSD Bruno has been diagnosed with B-Cell lymphoma. I am so sorry for the poor guy. Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F) 74
They are doing it for the country!
In their eyes, they are the courageous and plucky freedom fighters that are the only force that can stop a dark evil from sweeping over the land. So if they have to disregard laws that get in their way, it's justified. Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (NR6c1) 75
The video out of Istanbul is scary. The police shooting at the terrorists and the terrorists returning fire while 4 lanes of traffic are heavily traveled within a short distance of the gun battle. It's like the wild west with skyscrapers.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (2NHgQ) 76
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Hymn for a Droid https://youtu.be/LLYHLW-xfhs These guys are from Perth. They tour all the time often in the USA. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (glnUu) Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (fNISR) 78
73 mornin yall. NBC "news" says that "Targeting civilian infrastructure could be considered a war crime".
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F) Are they citing "International Law"? Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:57 AM (fNISR) 79
72 53 Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.
Betty! Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR) My favorite part of the video is that the band had their own professional clapper: https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE (I guess their lead singer didn't have anything else to do, with someone else singing lead on that song.) Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:53 AM (Sy6m/) hahahaha He needed a cowbell. Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:59 AM (fNISR) 80
"Targeting civilian infrastructure could be considered a war crime."
Coming up next, Maxine Waters will start screaming "WE GON' IMPEACH FOTY-SEBEN!" Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:01 AM (NR6c1) 81
Few things scare me, tech-wise, as much as the idea of Universal Basic Compute. Not only do they want to institute a new fiat currency, they want that currency to be something of limited or nonexistent actual value, under the domain of their systems, and for its existence to supplant the individual's own personal access to a personal computer. It's just evil all-around.
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at April 07, 2026 07:03 AM (T/KJ0) 82
Now we find out if Trump and Hegseth really do have an endgame.
Kind of comical that the Iranians were the ones to say that negotiations were a stupid waste of time. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:16 AM (UA2di) 83
Mind you... had Biden started targeting Russian elementary with guided munitions, they'd have hailed Dark Brandon as the stern but sensual skipper of our mighty ship of state, delivering peace through strength. Time Magazine would run a cover of him standing astride the Urals with reflections of dead, Putin-faced toddlers in his aviators.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 07:16 AM (BI5O2) 84
Few things scare me, tech-wise, as much as the idea of Universal Basic Compute. I have a candidate, though.
How about that "Universal Church"? I would not, starting from scratch and 'on the face of it,' want to allow people who believed in that into the country. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 07, 2026 07:17 AM (zdLoL) Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 07:18 AM (LOZbR) 86
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Bright thoughts bring new hope Our lives we arrange As we learn to cope Fortune smiles and sings Songs of bells and rings Sit back and laugh for awhile fin Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (7fNaw) Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:26 AM (/+uur) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0152 seconds. |
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