King Charles at Easter vs at Ramadan; The Anglican Bishop’s Plea for Charles to Save Christianity in Britain

The titular head of the Church of England did not deliver an Easter message this year. (“Buckingham Palace Confirms King Charles Will Not Issue Easter message this year.” Charles was not so reticent during Ramadan a few weeks back, going on social media and “Wishing all Muslims in the UK, the Commonwealth and around the world a blessed and peaceful Ramadan.” The King also hosted an iftar at Buckingham Palace to celebrate Ramadan in 2025.

King Charles has not been shy about his great admiration for Islam. He has praised it profusely while condemning Christians for hatred and bigotry against Muslims. Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades, but he has also expressed his respect for Muslim claims to a permanent caliphate in Spain, since the Moors conquered the Iberian peninsula fair and square - before the reconquesta restored Christianity to that part of Europe. Charles has condemned Christians for misunderstanding sharia, and also for misunderstanding our lying eyes when we are appalled at the sight of a woman in a burqa.

In Charles’ 2024 Christmas address, the King was contemptuous of those who engaged in “anger and lawlessness” following the Southport knife attack, but he had not a word of criticism for the attackers. 13 people were stabbed in that incident. The dead included three children under the age of 10. King Charles made it abundantly clear that his sympathies were with the knife wielders, not their victims.

Charles is also famously enamored of another non-Christian religion, the climate cult, throwing his support behind the goal of a net zero future, which would impose a lower standard of living and crippling energy costs on his subjects.

While I have no great affection for British royalty, the institution should serve as a bulwark to protect Christianity against an emerging caliphate. King Charles is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England, and his royal duties include protection of the Christian faith therein. The King has clearly abdicated that role.

Anglican Bishop Ceirion Dewar recently published a widely distributed letter to King Charles, addressing the existential crisis resulting from Britain surrendering its Christian heritage.

As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows:

To:
His Majesty, Charles III,
King of the United Kingdom and the Realms,
Supreme Governor of the Church of England,
Bearer of the…
— Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC (@BishopDewar) March 17, 2026

I’ve posted the entire transcript of the letter below the fold, but here are a few quotes that capture the gravity of the letter:

• “I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled.”

• “From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her.”

• “Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age.”

• “What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state. It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis.”

• “Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.”

• “And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault. If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed.”

The full letter is below, but first, I have a crazy, absurd idea as to how Prince Harry, of all people, could be a savior to his homeland when he finally cuts his losses and terminates his regrettable marriage.

Harry is a lost man, the legal son of the King, but not in line to the throne, and questioned if he is actually a true family member from the royal bloodline. He was apparently happiest in life when he was just another bloke hanging with his military buddies. He struggled in a royal role, and he has struggled even worse trying to be the pet-husband of a Hollywood AWFL.

A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country.

Now, here is the full letter from Bishop Dewar:

To:
His Majesty, Charles III,
King of the United Kingdom and the Realms,
Supreme Governor of the Church of England,
Bearer of the ancient title Defender of the Faith.
Your Majesty,
I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled.
Sir, there are moments in the life of a nation when silence becomes a form of betrayal. If I refused to speak to Your Majesty now, this would be such a moment.
For more than a thousand years the Crown of this realm has stood in solemn covenant with the Christian faith.
The laws of this land were shaped by it.
The liberties of our people were nurtured by it.
The conscience of our civilisation was formed by it.
From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her.
Yet today that inheritance is being quietly but deliberately eroded. Across the institutions of this nation there is a growing hostility toward the faith that built them.
Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age.
Within the very Church that bears the name of England, voices have arisen that appear more eager to mirror the spirit of the age than to proclaim the eternal truth of the Gospel.
Meanwhile, beyond the walls of our churches, powerful political movements openly speak of removing Christianity from its historic place within the life of this nation.
What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state.
It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis.
The Sovereign of this realm bears a title that is not merely historic but sacred in its origin and meaning: Defender of the Faith. Those words are not decorative. They are a charge.
They speak of a monarch whose duty is not merely to preside over the ceremonies of the Church, but to stand as a guardian of the Christian inheritance of the nation.
Yet many among your subjects now ask, with increasing anxiety: “Who will defend that inheritance today?”
They see a nation drifting from its foundations. And they ask whether the Crown will remain silent while that inheritance is dismantled.
Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.
Those words bind the conscience of the sovereign. They remind the Crown that its authority is not merely constitutional but moral. The monarch is not merely a symbol of national continuity, but a custodian of the spiritual inheritance that shaped this realm.
History records moments when kings and emperors were confronted by the Church and reminded that their authority was accountable before God. In the fourth century Ambrose of Milan stood before the Emperor Theodosius I and reminded him that even the ruler of an empire must bow before the moral law of Christ.
That tradition of prophetic witness has never disappeared. Nor should it. For when rulers forget the foundations upon which their authority rests, the Church must speak — not with hostility, but with holy clarity.
And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault.
If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed.
The issue before us is not nostalgia. It is civilisation. Remove Christianity from the story of Britain and you do not create a neutral society — you create a moral vacuum. And history teaches us that moral vacuums are never left empty for long.
Your Majesty now stands at a crossroads that few monarchs in modern history have faced.
For the erosion of Britain’s Christian inheritance will not ultimately be judged by speeches made in Parliament or debates in the press. It will be judged by whether those entrusted with the guardianship of our ancient institutions chose to defend them — or merely preside over their quiet surrender.
You may preside over the quiet dissolution of Britain’s Christian identity. Or you may rise to the ancient responsibility entrusted to the Crown and speak with clarity about the faith that built this kingdom. The first path requires little courage. The second will require a great deal. But it is the path that history honours.
Your Majesty’s subjects are not asking for religious coercion. They are asking for leadership. They are asking that the sovereign who bears the title Defender of the Faith remember what that title means.
They are asking that the Crown hear the growing cry of anguish from Christians across this land who feel that the spiritual inheritance of their nation is being surrendered without resistance. And they are asking whether the Crown will stand with them.
For the faith that shaped Britain is not merely a cultural ornament. It is the wellspring from which our laws, our liberties, and our moral imagination have flowed. If it is cast aside, the nation will discover — too late — that it has severed itself from the very roots that sustained it.
Your Majesty, to many the Crown is a symbol of authority. But before God it is also a symbol of stewardship. And stewardship carries with it the duty to defend what has been entrusted.
May Almighty God grant Your Majesty the wisdom to discern this hour, and the courage to fulfil the sacred duty entrusted to the Crown.
Yours faithfully,
Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC
Missionary Bishop Diocese of Providence
Confessing Anglican Church

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM

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1 Who wouldn't want your only hope to be Charles?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (Sco7b)

2 He's the Chuck Norris of monarchy!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

3 Charles secretly converted to Islam long ago.

He's just waiting for the appropriate time to publicly announce it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (n1OCj)

4 And approving three comments in a row.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

5 Jerry Lawler made a better King. Harley Race, too.

Posted by: Crown Me! at April 06, 2026 11:03 AM (oftw2)

6 The King also hosted an iftar at Buckingham Palace to celebrate Ramadan in 2025.

Iftar was a terrible movie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (ynpvh)

7 When he named himself Charles was he looking for a Cromwell?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (n17eQ)

8 He and his "wife" should be put out to pasture ASAP... Put the younger one in... He seems more "reasonable" or at least his wife does...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:05 AM (eajtS)

9 If the English are waiting for Charles to save them, they are already lost. There's a reason his mother hung on as long as she did.

Posted by: Gaff at April 06, 2026 11:05 AM (EqzMw)

10 As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows:

He may need to nail it to the door of Buckingham Palace...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (ynpvh)

11 Dear England,

I you want to keep a monarchy, you need a new royal family. One that actually loves your country.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (NR6c1)

12 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades,
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This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (lCppi)

13 Was Charles seen this weekend?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (lCppi)

14 12 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades,
***

This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (lCppi)

He brightens up when talking about Camila's tampons...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (ynpvh)

15 I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects

Well there's your problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

16 Back the House of Stewart!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 11:08 AM (4NO2D)

17 Back the House of Stewart!

Second look at Oliver Cromwell?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

18 I saw another Trump scandal yesterday. It seems during a meeting concerning Upchuck 3 visiting the US, Trump referred to him as "Prince" instead of his true title, "C*cks*ck*r."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

19 Inbred retard.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (V4IXI)

20 This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

You'd have to heat him to 5,000 K to make Charles even remotely bright.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

21 Willowed:
260 All the jokes aside, the toilet was not plugged up. The fan in question creates a suction that in zero G draws the waste away from the astronauts' bodies and into waste receptacles.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y1sOo)

Oddly apt when talking about Charles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)

22 It's time for a lorry to swing by and pick up England and deposit her into the dustbin of history, or the loo.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Andy Capp at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (3vrM2)

23 I'm sorry, but the Church of England is a lost cause, without God's mighty hand.

The only hope for the Anglicans from a human perspective is from the African fellowship.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (N1DT3)

24 A reasonable appeal is just a sign of inferiority, you peasant.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (DgMqy)

25 I'm convinced the only reason the queen hung on as long as she did was because Charles is an idiot. The problem with your idea for Harry is cut from the same cloth. But, if he brought that black minister that spoke at the wedding along with him, now that might have some chance of success.
Sadly though, I think England is lost.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)

26 At least none of you will see him on your currency. Ughhh.

By the way, if you ever find yourselves on 'The Price is Right' playing 'Cliffhanger' with the yodelling guy, just go $25, $35 and $45. It's not rocket science. Or even a space toilet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (Sco7b)

27 Chuckie's head should be on a pike, along with most of the "UK" "government", not to mention several thousand of the immivaders the gubmint scum have ushered in.

Posted by: a modest proposal at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (9vFyc)

28 Prince Willy Wanker had some great things to say about goat fucking.

Lost all respect for him.

Many people in Britain are asking the same question today: Why Prince William promotes Islam over Christianity? As the future king, he should stand up for his country’s Christian faith. Instead, he often praises Islam in ways that worry ordinary citizens who see problems in their daily lives.

https://tinyurl.com/4dpnsnye

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (U7QMZ)

29 We despair for the fall of England, but triumph in Christ is certain.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (GPa4z)

30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.

Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (pSotA)

31 William Wilberforce rolls over in his grave… along with Winston Churchill and other British greats

Charles is a lost soul… The Harry idea is a good one but I’m afraid all evidence suggests he’s just as lost as his father

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (aSzdc)

32 When he named himself Charles was he looking for a Cromwell?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (n17eQ)

You are assuming that he is intelligent enough to understand the connection.

I think he is an inbred dunderhead whose thoughts are chaotic and malformed, and whose desires drive his every action.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (n9ltV)

33 King Putz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (+HNx/)

34 wow! putting out the record of disappointment that Great Brittan has become

Posted by: DanMan at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (8uzBS)

35 More important is the question of whether King Chuck celebrates Dyngus Day.

(And by now you'd think the British Monarchy would realize to add Charles to John as names prohibited to heirs.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (j7INY)

36 30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.

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I only regret the sacking of Constantinople.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (+HNx/)

37 30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.
Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM

WHAMMO!

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (rR03l)

38 Between the Archbishop(ESS???) (yikes) of Canterbury being a chick and this, it's timely to highlight that the Catholic Church welcomes all Anglicans home.
Coincidentally, the Good Friday service I attended was at an amazing, packed, young church headed by priests who are formerly Anglicans. Several are married, which is allowed if they are married before ordination in the Catholic Church.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (lCppi)

39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

40 Britain along with Europe have become unimportant.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (4NO2D)

41
What I if told you
You read the line just above wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

42 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.
Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (pSotA)

They even had a Crusade to fight other disagreeable Christians. Europe is nothing but consistent.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (V4IXI)

43 I think he is an inbred dunderhead whose thoughts are chaotic and malformed, and whose desires drive his every action.

On a good day, yes. Back when I was watching The Crown, they starting depicting Charles as a poor, tormented soul who was simply to sensitive and intelligent to fit in amongst the other Royals.

*click*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

44 His mother must be rolling in her grave.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (SRRAx)

45 20 This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

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Charles' single achievement was gestating in the Golden Uterus.

He'd be a half-assed lorrie driver on a pension today if it wasn't for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (+HNx/)

46 I love when the climber on "Cliffhanger" goes into the abyss.

Posted by: Yodel-Ay-he-hoo! at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (oftw2)

47 Charles is an idiot. And a dangerous one, given his hereditary position. But, given the first two facts, he may well be the last of his line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EweYk)

48 Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7

Ask him about Biden's 'successful' withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (V4IXI)

49 29 We despair for the fall of England, but triumph in Christ is certain. Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM

Hear, hear

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (mh2lX)

50 >44

If they harnessed that power, along with Thatcher's spinning, they'd actually be able to achieve Net Zero!

Posted by: Gaff at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EqzMw)

51 Wow, that letter to Charles was awesome.

I hope it makes the King think again about what he is doing, but I fear that hope is unfounded.

This does, however, give us a data point in the timeline of the Fall of the United Kingdom.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (dmDsy)

52 I only regret the sacking of Constantinople.

Why, were they in charge of the subtitles?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

53 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades

He'll be apologizing for the Reconquista next.

Fortunately, the Spanish are in the process of undoing the Reconquista, and returning to Al-Andalus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (n1OCj)

54 So, why hasn't Chucklefvck taken on an Arabic name yet?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (FpHTM)

55 47 Charles is an idiot. And a dangerous one, given his hereditary position. But, given the first two facts, he may well be the last of his line.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EweYk)

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One thousand years of intrigue, lust and murder. And for this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (+HNx/)

56 Iran probably used equipment left in Afghanistan to assist in downing our planes and other military attacks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (V4IXI)

57 Richard the Lionhearted

Charles the Lilylivered

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)

58 A close friend of one of my kids is muslim, and he says "almost all Imams are retards". And, "they rave stupidly, sometimes incomprehensibly."

Charles might be an Imam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EweYk)

59 The King is a Fink!

Posted by: Royal PITA at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (oftw2)

60 Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And the reason they don't understand is also the reason people can't be made American by a piece of paper.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (U7QMZ)

61 The dude who enters the palace and slams the head of the london mayor onto the kings desk will rule england.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (snZF9)

62 King Charles didn't even give an Easter message.

If you think that decrepit moron is going to save anything, you are delusional.

Even if he WANTED to, he's too old and incompetent to do anything.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (lCHt6)

63 Which is more likely: mass is celebrated again in Hagia Sophia; or Westminster Abbey becomes a mosque?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (GPa4z)

64 If Harry became king, it's because something happened to William and his three kids (and their kids, if any). I personally think Harry is Charles' son, because red hair runs in the Spencer family and he also takes after Prince Philip.

But it's pretty well-known that besides the late QEII, the rest of the current Royal Family largely considers church to be more of a show-up-when-required than part of a lived-out, active faith. William is at best an agnostic, and the palace PR had to recently put out "he has a quiet faith" to make it look like there is something there. Kate had to go through confirmation before marrying him.

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (PrsTH)

65 The UK and much of Europe is gone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (AkEZC)

66 "Until Israel is nuked, we are unable to regret that Israel has been nuked. And you people are just delaying the process."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (uoU9T)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

68 They even had a Crusade to fight other disagreeable Christians. Europe is nothing but consistent.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

In all fairness, the Fourth Crusade was hijacked, at first by Venice. Long before it arrived in Constantinople the Pope Innocent III had renounced it. Once Venice was done using the army against some Dalmatian rival, the soldiers were basically just a big roaming bandit crew.
If you're thinking rather of the Albigensian Crusade (around the same time), that one was based.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (gKWVE)

69 >>A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at.

Huh? I've sneered at no one.

Posted by: James Hewitt at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (Y1sOo)

70 Charles dumped Diana for a basset hound of a woman.

Charles has likely experienced young boys and spent time collaborating with that other disgraced royal for diddling youngins.........

Can't really wait for him to experience room temperature.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:22 AM (IXZGh)

71 66 "Until Israel is nuked, we are unable to regret that Israel has been nuked. And you people are just delaying the process."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (uoU9T)

Iran just bombed Haifu in a residential area killing at least 4... I'm thinking Israel is not gonna go along with any cease fire.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:22 AM (eajtS)

72 Prince Philip and Queenie were patriotic. How did they spawn Charlie?

Posted by: Bad Nanny? at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (oftw2)

73 The UK has had 4 Prime Ministers in the last five years, 6 in the last ten. It isn't just the royal institution that is failing in the UK.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (bO/DZ)

74 The Monarch does not release a Easter Message as a norm. The Queen only did it once during COVID. And the King shared a Maundy Thursday message last year not an Easter message.

his Ramadan ‘message’ was just wishing Muslim’s a peaceful Ramadan. Though hard to tell as googling it just leads to stories about this outrage bait.

Charles was literally celebrating the Royal Maundy service yesterday in Wales. And became the patron of one of country’s largest Jewish charities after the attack arson attack against the ambulances in North London.

Almost like he is genuinely committed to interfaith dialogue, whilst being the head of the Church of England.

The only people that care are those who decided they were religious five minutes ago because it's part of the right wing zietgeist and are now over performative.

Been phenomenal watching monarchists turn against the crown for this manufactured nonsense, if they got told eating dog shite was against the Quran they’d be chasing dogs arses around the parks

He's ruined Easter! My Easter tree is going in the bin, and I will not be singing any Easter Carols tomorrow.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

75 Now don't be dunking on the Albigensians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (+HNx/)

76 69 >>A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at.

Huh? I've sneered at no one.
Posted by: James Hewitt at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (Y1sOo)

He'd have to be liberated from Markle....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (eajtS)

77 And the House of Stewart, or Stuart or however you spell it, won't save anyone. Last I looked, the "pretender" (== claimant) was gay married. How can a poofter who mocks the Sacrament of Matrimony head up any serious church?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (gKWVE)

78 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

Your a' Peein's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

79 We demands a Monarch what moisturizes his todger properly, we do!

Posted by: Moisturized Cockneys 4 Harry at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (XE5AP)

80 "King" Charles...

WhatKing watches his country get raped and pillaged?

If the Brits had ANY stones left, that shithead would be tossed into the Atlantic

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (61TgR)

81 A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country.
====

Ouch.
--Prince William

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RIvkX)

82 41
What I if told you
You read the line just above wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

You right would be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

83 Which is more likely: mass is celebrated again in Hagia Sophia; or Westminster Abbey becomes a mosque?
Posted by: Oglebay

Oglebay coming in hot this morning.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (mh2lX)

84 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

Now do D-Day, you f***in' idiot.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (SRRAx)

85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (ndZc7)

86 Harry is a bigger cuck than his dad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (+HNx/)

87 Too long....Charles won't read it.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (uNwvV)

88 40 Britain along with Europe have become unimportant.

Yes, but they seem to think pounding their wee little fisties on the table will make them important. They're dissing us like spoiled teens, with no idea how to replace the safety we provide for them.

Europe has no world-class technology sector. No military capable of strong defense. No energy independence. No AI capacity.

What Europe has is culture. The culture we paid for at the expense of us reaching Maslow’s pinnacle.

For decades that was fine. We funded the museums, protected the sea lanes, and tolerated the sneering because the arrangement worked.

Then Europeans stopped keeping the contempt private. They started saying it to our faces. In their media. In their parliaments. At every international forum. “Americans are stupid.

You don’t have the military to defend your borders. You don’t have the technology to compete. You don’t have the energy to heat your homes without begging dictators.(1 of 2)

https://is.gd/nYXGUf

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

89 85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (ndZc7)

Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:26 AM (eajtS)

90 (2 of 2)

What you have is an 80-year superiority complex FUNDED BY AMERICANS, protected by American soldiers, and built on the false belief that self-actualization is civilization.

It isn’t. Civilization is the ability to sustain itself. By that measure, Europe isn’t a civilization at all. It’s a dependency with better wine.

That’s not a threat. It’s a weather report.

Build a Navy. Or don’t. But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us”

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

91
[X] Unqualified

[X] Mentally incompetent

[X] Gay (like all Brits)

[X] Loyal to foreigner Arabs

[X] Religious heretic as chief of church

[X] Scandalous marriages

[ ] Hunted down and killed along with family and political allies

Almost there, buddy.

Posted by: Elagabulus at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

92 Charles is an insult to all tampons subject to the British Crown.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (RIvkX)

93 WhatKing watches his country get raped and pillaged?
If the Brits had ANY stones left, that shithead would be tossed into the Atlantic
Posted by: melodicmetal

*heats up a poker*

Posted by: Isabella of France at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)

94 I'm Ceirion, you guys.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (RIvkX)

95 Macron’s Latest Comments Show France Hasn’t Learned a Thing

Macron delivers his remarks with confidence, pointing to international law and trade stability, as if those exist in a vacuum.

They don't; they exist inside a framework shaped by American military and economic power. Strip that away, and the picture rapidly changes. The independence he promotes relies on a system he didn't build and can't replace.

France doesn't become stronger by pretending it stands alone; it weakens its position by creating doubt where cooperation should exist. Macron can keep talking about a third path, but he hasn't shown what replaces the one that already works. Until then, the message lands as posturing rather than strategy.

The history is there for anybody willing to look. The United States stepped in when France needed help more than once, a reality that doesn't vanish because it makes some leaders uncomfortable. Macron can dress up his argument any way he wants, but the results look the same.

France reaches for independence while standing on a foundation built by someone else.

https://is.gd/GLl3NO

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

96 I saw another Trump scandal yesterday. It seems during a meeting concerning Upchuck 3 visiting the US, Trump referred to him as "Prince" instead of his true title, "C*cks*ck*r."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

Maybe he was just appeasing the Karens-

No Kings!

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (lCppi)

97 "A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country."

Umm, he's part of the US Hollywood scene - why on Earth would one think he'd ever be this person willingly?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (tOcjL)

98 Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...
Posted by: It's me donna

Just one? Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (U7QMZ)

99 77 And the House of Stewart, or Stuart or however you spell it, won't save anyone.

--------

*ahem*

*checks clipboard*

We're on the Windsors. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (+HNx/)

100 floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...

ON EASTER!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Kt19C)

101 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.
Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)
---

To be fair, those losses would be the entire Air Force of some European countries.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (0bjKf)

102 A laugh riot!

SNL Audience Cheers Joke About Trump Getting Assassinated Like Lincoln Did

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)

103 85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He surrounds himself with retarded, incompetent sycophants, but also Stephen Miller is the real evil genius/Darth Sidious behind the scenes
---------
Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...
Posted by: It's me donna

I shared some of their 25th wish casting in today's Morning Thread but, well... 🗑🔥

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

104 *heats up a poker*
Posted by: Isabella of France at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)

I'm listening...

Posted by: Edward II at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (dmDsy)

105 Mark Steyn, famous for presciently writing "America Alone" years ago, wishes everyone a Happy Easter Monday.

If you're in the United States, Happy First Day of Yet Another Work-Week. In the Catholic quarters of Mitteleuropa, this is the day when the boys spank the girls on their legs and buttocks with gaily decorated branches in order to keep them healthy, comely and fecund through the coming year. It's always worked for me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (bO/DZ)

106 Bring back King Ralph!

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

107 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

He will continue to do the wrong thing.

Britain is f*cked.

Enjoy your enslaving, Brits. You will pay jizya tax soon enough and your women will be embaggened or raped before your eyes.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

108 So if the Moors conquisted the inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula they have a valid claim for a permanent caliphate, but if the inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula reconnquista the Moors back, they don't have a valid claim?

Here's the thing. Conquista isn't permanent.

Posted by: No Kings at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (qgHp7)

109 On the plus side, nothing ever forces change like a nicely worded letter.

Or a pretty speech.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)

110 But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us”

Posted by: Archimedes

Europe--a lot of the world--makes sense when you realize they see America as an ox to be harnessed and controlled, their personal piggy bank and goon squad, to bankroll their whims and protect them from their stupidity. They think it their right to command us.

This explains their reaction as Trump disabuses them of that notion repeatedly.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (OUMaO)

111 From above, "The full letter is below, but first, I have a crazy, absurd idea as to how Prince Harry, of all people, could be a savior to his homeland when he finally cuts his losses and terminates his regrettable marriage."

Dr. Gavin Ashenden, a former chaplain to Queen Elizabeth II, criticized King Charles III for issuing messages for Ramadan while failing to issue a specific message for Easter. Ashenden argued this creates the perception the King "favours Islam" and lacks a specifically Christian focus in his public roles.

It does, and appears Charles and Camilla have acted on the side of which UK constituents & members of Parliament are more or less dangerous to The Throne now.

It was not by Sarah Mullally, recently installed as the 106th Archbishop of Canterbury & becoming the first woman to lead the Church of England and serve as the spiritual leader of the global Anglican Communion.

Very slick.

But Harry, The Spare as he likes to be known? How? For this? 'Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pull funding from Muslim charity over leader’s anti-Israel writings' Apr. 2025

What about William, Prince of Wales, the next King?

And "Our" Obama/Easter Bunny meme?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (NFX2v)

112
SNL Audience Cheers Joke About Trump Getting Assassinated Like Lincoln Did
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)

Seems they should get a visit from the FBI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

113 /sans royalty sock off

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (qgHp7)

114 Most Americans would be surprised as how the average dirty european actually lives. Smelly little hovels, crappy jobs if they have one and sex organs only used for perversions.

Posted by: Rich American Who,Vacations In European Poverty at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (3vrM2)

115 A Church sect founded on the desire of a king to thwart a Pope in order to treat women like garbage and kill them is probably not one long for this world.

Heck, I'm kinda baffled it lasted this long in the country...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (tOcjL)

116 "addressing the existential crisis resulting from Britain surrendering its Christian heritage"

Britain didn't surrender its Christian heritage. It was taken from them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

117 Justin Castrudeau and Prince Harry-Hewitt walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what can I get you two bastards to drink?"

Here 'til Thursday. Tip the waitstaff.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (Y1sOo)

118 “Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.”

Name the Oath breaker!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (uQSQI)

119 He'll be apologizing for the Reconquista next.

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He could hand over Gibraltar to Morocco. That would give the new Moors a beachhead from which to spread further.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (XXOU4)

120 King Charles was always a puffy simp and closet homosexual with an affinity for ball gags. I don't know who is worse, him or Andrew.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

121 Morning.

If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

122 King Charles was always a puffy simp and closet homosexual with an affinity for ball gags. I don't know who is worse, him or Andrew.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

What's wrong with ball gags?

I kid I kid I kid...

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (dpXJq)

123 Critics Warn of Break from Britain’s Christian Roots As Surging UK Green Party Pushes Church-State Split

-
Just what Britain needs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

124
If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

Might not be so bad... Put Camila in a Burka...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (eajtS)

125 If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

"Why yes, yes we could. All we need to do is display some testicular fortitude."

*looks between legs*

"Never mind."

Posted by: Parliament at April 06, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

126 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

in his memoir Spare, he revealed he used Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream to treat frostbite on his penis and other body parts after a North Pole expedition in March 2011, which took place shortly after his service in Afghanistan.

Harry noted that his late mother, Princess Diana, had previously used the same product on her lips. He described the scent as making him feel as though his mother was "right there in the room" while he applied it to his frostbitten skin.

Posted by: Whatever the queer/incest version of Penthouse Letters is at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)

127 The Unraveled Kingdom is doomed. There is no saving it. Call it by what it really is: Caliphate of Airstrip One.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (V362x)

128 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

129 How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (mh2lX)

130 I still think the true irony will be the coming war between the Islamic - European Caliphate and the US, Israel and Iran over the Middle East. Be hard for the remaining Gulf States to choose sides in that one.

Although I think they'll probably side with the Islamic nutters running the EU at that time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (AkEZC)

131 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

Hold on! It may be that two insufferable twats produce a magnificent person. Sort of like multiplying negative 1 by itself produces a positive 1.

As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

132 109 On the plus side, nothing ever forces change like a nicely worded letter.

Or a pretty speech.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)

And let's not forget rolled-up shirt sleeves.

Posted by: RINOs-R-Us at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (XE5AP)

133 Morning.

If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

They should, considering a requirement for the monarch is for he or she to be a member of the Church of England. Emphasis on "should".

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (PrsTH)

134 Charles is deathly ill, which is the true reason for a lack of Easter address.

Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (6a0lA)

135 88. Posted by: Archimedes

👍 Thanks.

And, as a different subject, Zelenskyy is a far bigger danger than anyone realizes, imho.

And the reason also has nothing to do with defense budgets.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (NFX2v)

136
The Harry idea is a good one but I’m afraid all evidence suggests he’s just as lost as his father
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (aSzdc)

There was a short period of time when Harry showed actual promise as a Limey sovereign, when he was deployed to Afghanistan with the British Army. Then the Limey media got a few pictures of him in uniform, covered in dust and sweat, with a Browning High Power strapped to his body armor. They went apeshit and the Limey brass yanked him out of theater (against his will, mind you) within 48 hours.

Just like the rest of the Limey royals, he was borderline anyway, but that episode ruined him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)

137
A Cambridge Too Far.

King Charles met the Lady of the Lake
Had the best schools for goodness sake
But all that interceding
Couldn't top the inbreeding
It seems the education didn't take.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (qgHp7)

138 OK, sid. If that delusion gets you through the day, run with it.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (NR6c1)

139 The rumors that King Chucky converted to muzzie, are by outwards and all other appearance true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (xvV+O)

140 Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (6a0lA)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (IXZGh)

141 Hat tip to the Bishop of Dewar, nice letter. Although at the risk of sounding like I'm lacking in love for other believers, the Church of England is barely Christian itself, what with a archpriestess in charge, and loads of left-leaning, LGBTQ clergy.

And honestly, what would one expect from a king who carried on an affair the entire time he was married to Diana? Hardly "Defender of the Faith" material.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (uY1j2)

142 A Cambridge Too Far.

King Charles met the Lady of the Lake
Had the best schools for goodness sake
But all that interceding
Couldn't top the inbreeding
It seems the education didn't take.

*deducts 10 points for failure to use " her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

143 I remember the Dewar's Scotch ads. James Doohan was in one of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)

144 The three columns of NATO are:
1. Keep the Germans down
2. Keep the Russians out, and
3. Keep the Americans in.

I'd say, our leaving them would correct the other two sell by date ideas as well. What the fuck is the EU supposed to do?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (n17eQ)

145 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

Hold on! It may be that two insufferable twats produce a magnificent person. Sort of like multiplying negative 1 by itself produces a positive 1.

As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
________

I think this is more like one pound of shit mixed with another pound of shit gets you two pounds of shit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

146 William has turned out to be as useless as his father on this issue

not sure if that is his real feelings about islam, or he is being told what to say by the asshole king

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:43 AM (ZxPkt)

147 I don't think the oldest son is any better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (aZm/F)

148 Sid's gagged on some balls in his time.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (gKWVE)

149 Most Americans would be surprised as how the average dirty european actually lives. Smelly little hovels, crappy jobs if they have one and sex organs only used for perversions.
------------------------------

Most Americans have an image of Europe that is at least forty years out of date.

There was a comic book on the 1980s called American Flagg. It was set in 2033. Part of its world-building was that Europe had been conquered by African communists. Amazingly prescient.

Also, America was run by giant megacorporations that kept the populace controlled with drugs, pornography, and state-sponsored civil unrest.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (nM4oV)

150 128 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

A modern-day Crusade may have to be started.... and I'm not really joking.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (dmDsy)

151 Charles isn't, "deathly ill," they found early stage cancer and he's gotten treatment for it.

Dude's still running around doing...whatever the hell is it modern Bri'ish royals do.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (dpXJq)

152 Also, America was run by giant megacorporations that kept the populace controlled with drugs, pornography, and state-sponsored civil unrest.

So there's SOME truth to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

153 He's ruined Easter! My Easter tree is going in the bin, and I will not be singing any Easter Carols tomorrow.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (ynpvh)

154 Bad Bob on Trump.

https://is.gd/0TJt9x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)

155 19 Inbred retard.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (V4IXI)

-----

This tracks. He's stupid, and his looks are weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (aZm/F)

156 VDH recommends everyone read this, to understand what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/m4nhfcjv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (MFqnk)

157 >How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?
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they knew
that's why she held on to the throne to her last breath

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

158 in his memoir Spare, he revealed he used Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream to treat frostbite on his penis and other body parts after a North Pole expedition in March 2011, which took place shortly after his service in Afghanistan.

Harry noted that his late mother, Princess Diana, had previously used the same product on her lips. He described the scent as making him feel as though his mother was "right there in the room" while he applied it to his frostbitten skin.
Posted by: Whatever the queer/incest version of Penthouse Letters is at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz

Well, grok confirmed this was true. And said your post was snarky. Good job!!

And when asked, yes, people found this creepy.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Sco7b)

159 If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

Might not be so bad... Put Camila in a Burka...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (eajtS)

A true hag in a bag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (snZF9)

160
The three columns of NATO are:
1. Keep the Germans down
2. Keep the Russians out, and
3. Keep the Americans in.

I'd say, our leaving them would correct the other two sell by date ideas as well. What the fuck is the EU supposed to do?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (n17eQ)

You forgot numbers 4 and 5.

4. Keep depositing the American cashier's checks.

5. Keep up the NATO fighting spirit by a willingness to fight down to the last American soldier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (y9nCu)

161 I think I understand

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (ZxPkt)

162 they knew
that's why she held on to the throne to her last breath
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

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Agree. She had to look at that lump and think, "I can't do that to England while I'm alive."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (aZm/F)

163 Houston's mayor Shitbag did the same kinda thing.

"Happy El Eid" (or whatever the goat-fuckers call it).

But, it's merely a "spring holiday" for Easter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)

164 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

Coming to Small Town USA....thanks to open borders and spineless people.

Posted by: In About 20 Years at April 06, 2026 11:49 AM (3vrM2)

165 How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?
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Oh they knew. One of the reasons why the Queen stayed on the throne for so long. She knew Charles was an imbecile.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

166 Coming to Small Town USA....thanks to open borders and spineless people.

Or perhaps, based on the last few days, we might dispense with the black pill and recognize that Americans are fundamentally different than old Euros.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM

Hell, at this point King Harv would be better than Charles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (bFu5X)

168 Public support for the monarchy falls to historic low while calls for abolition start to rise
New findings from the British Social Attitudes survey show how the public’s views towards the monarchy have shifted over the past four decades. Sep 2025

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (NFX2v)

169 Oh they knew. One of the reasons why the Queen stayed on the throne for so long. She knew Charles was an imbecile.

Hell, her Corgis knew he was a pinhead.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

170 167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM

Hell, at this point King Harv would be better than Charles.
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My bet is on Burger King.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (n17eQ)

171 >
Agree. She had to look at that lump and think, "I can't do that to England while I'm alive."
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also, she had the example of how her uncle abdicated, and what a fuckup he was

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (ZxPkt)

172 167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM

That was a great movie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (XE5AP)

173
It is a stretch to imagine that Charles, the moral squish who lied when asked to state and affirm a marital vow to Diana, will find the courage to yank out his tampon by the string and come forward to uphold his coronation oath.

Charles is, and always has been, a weak-minded fool who fancied himself as being informed and intelligent by fawning sycophants who applauded his advocacy for "the current things". Things for which they had been the strongest advocates. They relied on his lack of intellectual fiber to inquire about positions that disagreed with the current things. Remember when he spoke out frequently about the brutalist rot that was modern architecture and he was derided for doing so? Well, he pivoted and found the keys to receiving perpetual applause -- climate change and Mooslims -- and he'll be damned if he will surrender the applause he gets for doing so.

He is Edward VIII reborn, and worse, if that was possible. Edward was booted out by and government and populace that said, "Oh, hell no!"
Now Charles is backed by a quisling government that shouts, "Yes, more of this!" and the wishes of the indigenous populace be damned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (xG4kz)

174 King Charles. Fag with retarded shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

175 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (dmDsy)

176 Whatever his beliefs about Muslims and Christianity, I think King Charles might be deteriorating to the point he is unable to make normal public appearances.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (lCppi)

177 There are a few bright spots in europe,but other than that it's toast. It seems some populations are waking up, but until their leader's heads ride their spears nothing will change.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (snZF9)

178 I think they should keep Kate Middleton, and give the rest the big elbow

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (ZxPkt)

179 172 Yes, it was.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (77rzZ)

180 I think they should keep Kate Middleton, and give the rest the big elbow

Now there's someone who's using his noggin.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)

181 .
.
All hail Queen Charles ... lest your neck be smitten.

Posted by: Marooned at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (kt8QE)

182 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (dmDsy)

I do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (snZF9)

183 175 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Fought by whom? At this point, I think Christianity is done in much of Europe. They're the pagans after Constantine.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

184 A close friend of one of my kids is muslim, and he says "almost all Imams are retards". And, "they rave stupidly, sometimes incomprehensibly."

Charles might be an Imam.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EweYk)

Which raises the question: why does he not shitcan islam, and become a human being?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (PBfu2)

185 By all accounts she is a lovely person

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (ZxPkt)

186 Well, grok confirmed this was true. And said your post was snarky. Good job!!

And when asked, yes, people found this creepy.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Sco7b)

He talked a LOT about his "dodger" (?) and "willie" in that bizarr-o book.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (lCppi)

187 Thx Buck, excellent letter the Bishop
Charles is a dolt. Harry if he went back would simply be a whining little twit.
If any changes come it will be from William and Kate. Popular, photogenic and seem intelligent. Maybe too far gone however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (19SAM)

188 He talked a LOT about his "dodger" (?) and "willie" in that bizarr-o book.

I think he called it his "todger".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

189 I saw Syphilitic Wastrel open for Springsteen at the Meadowlands in '94.

Not a gnat's hair difference between the two.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (qgHp7)

190 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Fought by whom? At this point, I think Christianity is done in much of Europe. They're the pagans after Constantine.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

The Africans are up to the task.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (lCppi)

191 I really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (ZxPkt)

192 Are there any relatives of Mary Queen of the Scots still around?

Posted by: english royalty at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (G/ZRw)

193 Fox News, April 5, 2026
'Surging UK Green Party pushes church-state split, critics warn of break from Britain’s Christian roots'
The Church of England has been established since the 16th-century Reformation, with the monarch serving as its supreme governor

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

194 Charles is a wanker.

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (wvc0i)

195
As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

Yes, but the drunken slut was an AMERICAN drunken slut, which explains why he was a total BAMF who was hated by virtually every upper-class public school Limey poofter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (y9nCu)

196 Donald Trump, don't trust Chahles! Chahles is asshoe!

Posted by: pookysgirl, with an important message from Taiwan at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (Wt5PA)

197 We were the Kings. Then, we abdicated the Throne.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers. at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (oftw2)

198 Youre right- todger, not dodger.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (lCppi)

199
For clarity's sake at the close of 173:

He is Edward VIII reborn, and worse, if that was possible. Edward was booted out by a government and populace that said, "Oh, hell no!" Now Charles is backed by a quisling government that shouts, "Yes, more of this!" and the wishes of the rightful rulers of Great Britain, its indigenous populace, be damned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (xG4kz)

200 really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don BlackI really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don Black

Agreed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (U7QMZ)

201 A new Crusade would be awesome
we have aircraft carriers now
I say we land a quarter of a million troops in theater, and do a Number Six on the lot of them

I kid of course

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Isn't this the king that wrote to his mud fence ugly wife about his fantasy of being a tampon to soak up her mensuratral blood?

Yeah, he would still scream the glory of islam even as a row of stinking mulims ran a train on his white ass.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (HXT0k)

203 I think royalty is bullshit; however, I admired Queen Elizabeth, and I like Katherine because they seem to put England first.

If you are truly privileged by being royalty, the least you can do is not be a jackass.

Charles failed. William failed. William's stupid wife failed.
The pedophile brother failed. The pedophile's wife failed. It's a long list.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (aZm/F)

204 Youre right- todger, not dodger.

I only remembered because that's the first (and only) time I've heard that word.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

205 If you are truly privileged by being royalty, the least you can do is not be a jackass.

Whoa, dude! Let's keep our expectations realistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

206 Charlie gets more clueless every day.

If Trump wanted to be king, he could take the crown and subjugate chicken-legged Meghan Markle to be his concubine with the back of his hand.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (Fbc0I)

207 The Church of England has been established since the 16th-century Reformation, with the monarch serving as its supreme governor
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

Reformation? Sure, let's go with that.

Posted by: Horny but truly married King H VIII at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (lCppi)

208 163 Houston's mayor Shitbag did the same kinda thing.

"Happy El Eid" (or whatever the goat-fuckers call it).

But, it's merely a "spring holiday" for Easter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)

Yeah, forgetting that Passover and Easter often coincide, and each is one of the most important holidays for Judaism and Christianity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

209

You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli

Don't upgrade the troll.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (uQSQI)

210 I had heard, but did not confirm, he changed the oath, by fiat, to “defender of ALL faiths.” Which is, of course, meaningless.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (gseGm)

211 Crime problem solved!

Boston put social workers on duty with police to increase safety (an officer was just stabbed after taking advice from one)

https://is.gd/iAS6QG

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I guess they've got mobile Rorschach tests and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (ndZc7)

212 Did William get smacked across the nose for saying he understood people expecting their country to be for them? Because he absolutely said that not long ago. I think William will be a better King than Charles, but he is also a leftist so my expectations are low.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (Wmg4n)

213 Oops, I meant Harry and Harry's stupid wife.

I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (aZm/F)

214 Even Bishop Dewar won't identify or even hint at the real enemy and cause of Christianity's demise in the UK: Islam.

In fact, his letter is so vague on what the boogeyman is that it arguably to be read to mean divisiveness brought on by Donald Trump.

If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

215 King Ralph

starring Brian Dennehy as John Goodman...

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (qgHp7)

216 I Present ...

Captain Todger, courtesy of Mitchell and Webb...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOmH3SsyKc

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)

217 If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

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If they can't be bold and honest, why send the effing letter?

Excuse me, I think you may have some coward on your chin."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (aZm/F)

218 And it ain't the King of England that is the problem with Christianity in England:

It's the Christians of England.

Who have adopted a retarded marxist kindergarten "nice" version of Christianity that's about as Christian as islam.

Here: Your universal health care is incompatible with Christianity.
It requires the enslavement of the doctor and the public both in order to reward the idle, lazy and unindustrious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 12:03 PM (HXT0k)

219 214 Even Bishop Dewar won't identify or even hint at the real enemy and cause of Christianity's demise in the UK: Islam.

In fact, his letter is so vague on what the boogeyman is that it arguably to be read to mean divisiveness brought on by Donald Trump.

If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

Nobody.

Europe wants its swarthy slave class.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

220 Brit elite are killing their country. It may come out that, like when the vandals came, the natives fled to Ireland. The true British, may either flee to and hold one part of the Island or leave the island completely.

Whatever. We should take our nukes back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (koh6z)

221 I think the royal family has about zero pull in England these days. It's a ceremonial position more than anything else. The UK's descent into hell has mostly been at the hands of its government and the people currently running it.

The King or Queen over there could just as well be a trans, black lesbian and I doubt it'd change the trajectory the nation's on.

We have a similar problem with our own government. Perhaps fixable. But the motivation to do that is lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (AkEZC)

222 Meanwhile, back in the land of the testicular:

Next Phase Begins: Israel Decapitates Iranian Intelligence

While American forces conducted an astonishing rescue of a downed Weapons Systems Officer, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) escalated the stakes against Iran's leadership yet again, going after the men in charge of Tehran's oppression and terror organizations.

One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

223 😲

🤣

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (NFX2v)

224 I'm a big Brian Dennehy Fanboy, but I think George Kennedy had similar versatility and could also play larger-than-life roles.

Posted by: Ars Gratia Artis at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (oftw2)

225 Europe wants its swarthy slave class.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

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I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

226
ON EASTER!!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Kt19C)

Speaking of Easter, just a bit over 3,000 on the beach at the FloraBama for sunrise service.

It was overcast and threatening rain. And as the sun came up over the horizon, as the pastor was speaking, it found a small hole in the overcast and bathed the congregants in sunshine for about 30 seconds. There was quite the buzz in the crowd.

Pretty cool.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (Y1sOo)

227 Elvis Aaron Presley was an American singer and actor, often referred to as the "King of Rock and Roll"

... is "No Kings" just another attempt to suppress Rock and Roll" ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 12:06 PM (RHGPo)

228 I wouldn't piss on Charles if he were on fire.
He is a certifiable idiot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:06 PM (koh6z)

229 225 I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

I never said that what Europe wants and what Europe gets would be the same thing.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:07 PM (FpHTM)

230 Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the King of Rock 'n' Roll!

Posted by: Long John Baldry at April 06, 2026 12:08 PM (oftw2)

231 225 Europe wants its swarthy slave class.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

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I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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You both are correct. It's called cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (koh6z)

232 LOL, Trump said pussy and that was the worst of vulgarity unacceptable to polite society.

But that same polite society swoons over some inbred royalty that openly mused about his dream of being a tampon to a woman who looks like she reeked of Mentholatum and BenGay even as a teen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (HXT0k)

233 Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization.

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Yeah, he was a super genius alright.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)

234 221 The King or Queen over there could just as well be a trans, black lesbian and I doubt it'd change the trajectory the nation's on.

hmmm. it would, however, make it more fabulous...

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (oY6Yp)

235 Truely CLUELESS Charles could make his mark and legacy on History by opening the MI6 books on Epstein, exposing the guilty, saving, but admonishing his st00p1d entitled brother and giving Trump's/DOJ the very thing it needs to indict Brennan so at America250 all can move on, vs forever forWAR'd.

And the alternative?
Cloverfield/April 14th. just wow!
What FOOLS these mortals be! forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (h4n6w)

236 I wouldn't piss on Charles if he were on fire.
Posted by: Braenyard

Let's strike a flint and see.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)

237 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)

238 I keep coming back to one question. Which faith is King Charles III defending? The Church of England? Mohammedan? The Church of King Charles III?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:11 PM (S/Y4j)

239
Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)

Nope... Trump was right when he called them crazy bastards...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (eajtS)

240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

241 I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

I never said that what Europe wants and what Europe gets would be the same thing.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:07 PM (FpHTM)
________

I suspect it's the same way in UK as it is here: the slaves don't work on the books and collect 10s of thousands of handout subsidies and benefits every year (and probably much more than that).

Meanwhile, they work off the books, pay no taxes on that, and just pocket the cash.

I'm sure every nanny, every poolboy, 75% of basic laborers, and every landscaper is an illegal African or Eastern European. Just like here in USA, although due to our proximity to south america, our slaves tend to be hispanic.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

243 The reign of Elizabeth and her progeny is ending. It may last a few more generations, but it is over. They will try to preserve their wealth and titles and place in society and they will be allowed to do so so long as they are useful.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (sX1BW)

244 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

245 They will try to preserve their wealth and titles and place in society and they will be allowed to do so so long as they are useful.

Useful to whom?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

246 Wow, looks like Trump voter regret is surging now. Everyone wishes they voted for Vice President Harris! If the Dems win the midterms, America can finally be cured!

Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (6a0lA)

247 Centuries of inbreeding has produced another nitwit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

248 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

So "Ho pairs", thenj?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (PBfu2)

249 Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert
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They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

250 Why would you ask that muslim horse fucking asshole monarch for anything? What do you expect to get?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

251 Sid, your dog needs to go to the vet again. He's bleeding from his ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (abIsI)

252 247 Centuries of inbreeding has produced another nitwit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

Right.. And King Charles too.. Oh... I thought you were talking about Sid...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (eajtS)

253 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)
________

I don't think they care. There are so many of these cockroaches that the ones below the top leadership are hoping their bosses get vaporized to they'll get battlefield promotions. It's just like communism: nobody ever thinks they'll be the ones put up against the wall.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

254 Wow. Sid has taken to huffing his own farts now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (PBfu2)

255 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

So "Ho pairs", thenj?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (PBfu2)
____

[Golfclap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

256 They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

*Sigh*

The things some guys will do for pussy, right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dpXJq)

257 The king is a FINK.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (W2Pud)

258 >>Wow. Sid has taken to huffing his own farts now.

Sadly, not a new development.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

259 Trump Executive Order: ENDING PROCUREMENT AND FORCED USE OF PAPER STRAWS

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (RHGPo)

260
The things some guys will do for pussy, right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dpXJq

Or in their case... Goat

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (eajtS)

261 "Ya know, I think we might be losing."

I say that to myself in Christopher Walken's voice.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

262 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

Let's ship all of the No Kings protestors to the UK to put their money where their mouths are.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (S/Y4j)

263 240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

Nat King Cole
Martin Luther King Jr.
Stephen King
Ben E. King
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

264 They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

Long overdue to plop a small nuke right down that stupid well in Qom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (PBfu2)

265 Oh, my first Sid sighting! Man, he is as stupid and fucking retarded as I've heard... and then some!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Trolls Are For Kids! at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dmDsy)

266
The C of E began to go off the rails at the 1930 Lambeth Conference, when it said that contraception was permissible under limited circumstances. Because to the Left there's nothing less limited than limited circumstances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (tgvbd)

267 >>The king is a FINK.

Lucy for King!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

268 The split with faith was the"Reformation" and looting of the church. Repentance is the way back.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (r0dOk)

269 The only time I kinda liked Charles was when he was publicly complaining about modern architecture back in the 80s.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

270 242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

hmmm.... *scribbles note* pay-per-view steel cage match

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (oY6Yp)

271 King Charles, the Joe Biden of England.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (vbXSk)

272 Don't forget Chung King!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

273 263 240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

Nat King Cole
Martin Luther King Jr.
Stephen King
Ben E. King
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

https://tinyurl.com/27m7mjtv

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

274 Buck is trying to pretend no one saw or heard Trump's Rayer religious message of
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH !!

Unlike most westerners Irainians really do believe after dying of going to paradise

Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (2Qv7q)

275 New one: A Myriad Marbles Open Thread

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

276 Bring back the House of Stuart?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

277 272 Don't forget Chung King!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April

For a beautiful body?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

278 242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

What men? They've been a matriarchy for over a century now. All they have are feminized beards.

You're more likely to see Canada rise up in arms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

279 >>The king is a FINK.

Lucy for King!
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

Set up Robert the Cat as her enforcer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (S/Y4j)

280 God bless Queen Elizabeth for keeping Charles the Lightly Scented and Super Absorbent off the throne for as long as she humanly could.

Posted by: MLCross at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Q2MxE)

281 237 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment
...
Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?

Actually, no. this is where movie/Swordfish scenario breaks down -- why, because they are using their own people as human shields and *ALL* of us hostage one way or another. they will not surrender any more than the Japanese or Germans would, and the only thing that can be done is to interdict their scorched earth
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt

Terrorists are religious fanatics who *want* apocalyptic violence and even their own destruction, then the “hit them so hard they’ll never try again” logic breaks down.

https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience

the more brazen and relentless one's acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one's door offering to forget, to forgive and to give forgiveness a bad name.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (h4n6w)

282 277 272 Don't forget Chung King!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April

For a beautiful body?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

Exactly.

And we're back to Au Pairs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

283 You're more likely to see Canada rise up in arms.

----------------

Legit ...

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (sX1BW)

284 276 Bring back the House of Stuart?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

Bring back Cromwell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

285 How has the British royal family served the UK over the last 50 years?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

286 Nood.

>>Set up Robert the Cat as her enforcer?

Perfect!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)

287 Chicken a la King?

Is that a thing?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Lost My Chinese Take-Out Menu! at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (dmDsy)

288 "Ask him about Biden's 'successful' withdrawal from Afghanistan."

Or Hillary's screw up in Libya. There were allegedly a couple thousand manpads that disappeared with the wind.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (vbXSk)

289 We need Sean Bean...England has no King. England needs no King.

I've always gotten an ick off Charles. My mom watched the wedding to Diana; almost a teen me thinking...why is she marrying that guy?
And over the years literally everything that has come out of his mouth has been stupid.
Would love to see him get a sh*tty monarch special like the Romans used to do and get stuffed down a sewer.

I really hope the Brits wake up soon and do what they need to do to break free. I thought Starmer and his two tier justice system was bad enough; now you've got the head of your church pretending you don't even merit a mention.

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (7gpcF)

290 Wow sid and paul, two retards in one thread.
If we get Boulder Terlit Hobo and Masturbating Pete in here we'll have a stupidity black hole form...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (xcxpd)

291 Oh, my first Sid sighting! Man, he is as stupid and fucking retarded as I've heard... and then some!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Trolls Are For Kids! at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dmDsy)

There is no S*d as such, it's probably just a name left on a browser at a troll farm. The tone of the poster tends to change depending on who's working what shift.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)

292 276 Bring back the House of Stuart?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

Bring back Cromwell.

-----------

Send in Megan and start the House of Markle. She has more balls than all the Windsors.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (sX1BW)

293 287 Chicken a la King?
Is that a thing?

The closest thing on MSM...
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun

Give them Convenience, or give them DEATH...
They always choose both because they accede with the option of taking you with them...

LIB Strategic Insanity must be Defeated.
Right NOW! This is Twilight's last Gleaming.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (h4n6w)

294 241 I'm sure every nanny, every poolboy, 75% of basic laborers, and every landscaper is an illegal African or Eastern European. Just like here in USA, although due to our proximity to south america, our slaves tend to be hispanic.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

But not all Black African.

Plenty of Arab North Africans.

And in the UK, tons of Pakis (aka Islamojeets).

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (FpHTM)

295 Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)

Wonder about raimondo - some nights he's coherent, others, not so much. Probably more than one - though when he posts as 'nascar raimondo', discussion is possible. Tammy al-Thor will converse with him.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)

296 Chuckie is a despicable islamic servant of satan.

Why would you expect a cult member whose unholy book instructs members to lie to those not sufficiently evil to be members of the cult in order to gain advantage over them ever show proper respect to Christians?

He is pathetic scum.

Posted by: Pete at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (9uoO8)

297 Do you expect a featherweight ponce like Charles to admit Christ is a greater king than he?
England has a King Nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9DX_VMXdI

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Turd, better than you at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (zafwz)

298 B.B. Chung King & The Screaming Buddah Heads

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (Fbc0I)

299 Lalalala... I can't hear you. Even with these big ears.

Posted by: Chuckles at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (M38N3)

300 Charles could be the end of the monarchy. I can wish.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (GkXaL)

301 246 Wow, looks like Trump voter regret is surging now. Everyone wishes they voted for Vice President Harris! If the Dems win the midterms, America can finally be cured

Sid

Wondering if you horse faced mother had any children that lived? Just kidding, anyhow we know you're in you mom's basement at the keyboard wearing your mom's underwear and her pearls.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (YA1N4)

302 Very good letter. I admire the Anglican Bishop. I imagine he might soon either be joining either the more conservative Anglican branch or joining with the RCC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 01:06 PM (ZeH0U)

303 Back when Diana had her fatal auto accident, my impression was that it looked like the SAS did her in because Dodi al Fayed was about to propose to her, and we just can't have the mother of the future King married to a wog.

How far Chuck has fallen.

Posted by: Penultimatum at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (uu5OW)

304 The laws of this land were shaped by it.
The liberties of our people were nurtured by it.
The conscience of our civilization was formed by it.

All of it undone by the importation of a primitive muslim culture that refuses to assimilate and a feckless royalty hellbent on the destruction of its culture.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Q/FnY)

305 23 I'm sorry, but the Church of England is a lost cause, without God's mighty hand.

The only hope for the Anglicans from a human perspective is from the African fellowship.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM

The same with the Methodists

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (6uxuX)

306 eally thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don BlackI really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don Black

Agreed.

———

What did William do or. Not do that you are upset with him?

I don’t think he could have grabbed the mic and gave the Easter speech, but I’m not sure

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (gVeqM)

307 If Chuckie keeps this up, he might end up the first British monarch to be beheaded in hundreds of years.

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (TwA+r)

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