Quick Hits

Where are his grades and SATs and LSATs?

Chuck Schumer, when asked if he gives any credit to Trump for paying TSA agents after 42 days without pay: "No."

Australia's woke PM Steve Albanese wants to censor alternative media because it's "not consistent" with leftwing propaganda media.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
2h
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese criticizes people getting news from social media because it's "misinformation," and not "consistent" like legacy news outlets.
Who here trusts the "consistent" legacy media?

"There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

Don Ballfingers Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment" when I was perp-walked as any criminal would be.

A Democrat representative, "Shomari Figures" -- I'm not sure if that's a human name or a new He-Man character (like maybe he has numbers for eyes or something) -- wanted to prove that black people are too dumb to get ID to vote. So he asked the members of a black church how many of them had failed to obtain this exotic, elusive object called "personal identification." Literally no one said they did not have identification so he quickly pivoted to a different point.

King Charles, long rumored to have secretly converted to Islam, not only issued Ramadan greetings during Lent, not only urged British citizens to learn more about Islam, but now says he will not issue any Easter message this year.

Oh well, Easter's not a big Christian holy day or anything I guess.

This post contains a bunch of claims about Charles' alleged conversion to Islam, which I have never heard and certainly cannot verify, but fuck this cuck.

I didn't even consider the Flat Earthers during yesterday's launch. How could I not think of the Flat Earthers? Apparently they're having a bad time, given that their whole stupid "the earth is totally flat you guys and NASA just fakes photos of a round earth" Identity.

So they're back to their usual cope. They claim that the rocket shown on video was actually an "inflatable," a large rocket-shaped dummy balloon to con the rubes.

He then repeats one of Cavernous Nostrils' key proofs for the moon landing being fake, to wit, how can they receive communications in space when Candace has problems getting cell phone coverage in the city? She actually said that. And she said it about radio transmissions during the 1969 moon landing. She showed no awareness at all that there was a kind of "wireless communication" available before she first got her cell phone in 2004.

I would say this account is a spoof, but... they really do believe and claim these things. So even if it is a goof, it's still just repeating actual conspiracy theory claims.

All systems are go!

So... is it a joke? Maybe but the stupidity is very real.

And now I think it's really real again.

Birthright Citizenship Update:

Dem Rep Delia Ramirez, who was born in the US to a mom who illegally entered the country — today has called for:

- Defunding ICE
- Redirecting that taxpayer funding to illegals
- The prosecution of the President pic.twitter.com/4k8jp9GXkJ
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 1, 2026

Teacher slanders ICE agents as “murderers”

*kid claps back*

“Just because you’re yelling doesn’t mean you’re winning the argument!”pic.twitter.com/j4PyFXe91s
— Brandon Straka #WalkAway (@BrandonStraka) April 2, 2026

Wild scenes from Pakistan, as Islamist mobs chase the police out of their neighborhood 👇

Sorry for the typo, this is France.

pic.twitter.com/1jmLdnKEoX
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) April 2, 2026

This is legitimately amazing.

As you may have observed, the Nazi-curious podcast bros can no longer book any non-Nazi guests so they form an endless daisy chain of appearing on each other's little shows for "interviews" that consist of them going over the same exact ground as during the last "interview."

"Comic" Dave Smith is next again in Tucker Carlson's 9 Nazi Batting order.

And the place he goes to -- which even Tucker Carlson seems to have trouble believing he went to -- is just absolutely amazing. Thrilling, I would say. Sometimes a lie is just so brazen and absurd you're not even mad. You're appreciative. You just involuntarily stand and slow-clap and say "Bravo, Sir, Bravissimo!"

BREAKING: In his interview with foreign agent Tucker Carlson, Comic Dave Smith has finally said something funny.

“I think you are one of the leading fighters against antisemitism in the country.” pic.twitter.com/Uo0MTDP2KX
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) April 2, 2026

I think Tucker Carlson was closer to the truth when he started this clip by saying, "It's hardly my job to defend Jewish Americans." Yes, I think we are all agreed that this is not your job.

Here's "Comic" Dave Smith hosting and feting various other "leading fighters against antisemitism in this country."

Leo Austin
@sox_leo
48m
That show was perfectly timed -- April Fool's Day.

Ah! That explains it.

By the way, the only reason Tucker Carlson agrees that antisemitism is on the rise is because he wants to suggest that Israelis -- Jews -- are increasing antisemitism and it's within their power to arrest this rise in antisemitism if they just stop being dirty treacherous Jews all the time.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:42 PM

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Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

2 not only urged British citizens to learn more about Islam

What if we did?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE)

3 As you may have observed, the Nazi-curious podcast bros can no longer book any non-Nazi guests so they form an endless daisy chain of appearing on each other's little shows for "interviews" that consist of them going over the same exact ground as during the last "interview."

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never marry your sister !

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)

4 I haven't seen it because I don't watch but I hear Candace said on a show she had no idea that lightning and thunder were related...

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2026 06:45 PM (YwEeS)

5 Jews are responsible for antisemitism! That is been around for at least 2000 years.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)

6 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers
......

She just wants me to date her.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2026 06:47 PM (UjdFS)

7 Gah! That fugly son of a hoor. Got so fkn sick and tired of seeing it *everywhere* those horrible 8 years...

Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2026 06:47 PM (rdVOm)

8 I'd just as soon King Charles keep mention of my religion out of his fifty Muslim mouth.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 02, 2026 06:48 PM (wBaIH)

9 Ovens had a problem wrapping her 60 IQ brain around existence of and dinosaurs. So there you go.

Posted by: runner at April 02, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

10 7 The purple lipped cocksucker

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

11 The French police are surrendering.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2026 06:49 PM (UjdFS)

12 Who here trusts the "consistent" legacy media?

Well, you need the entire Media Complex to work together to make the lies more believable; the truth is inconvenient or worse and just gets in the way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

13 "Chuck Schumer, when asked if he gives any credit to Trump for paying TSA agents after 42 days without pay"

Dems sure do love them some slaves...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2026 06:49 PM (Xu7kS)

14 She showed no awareness at all that there was a kind of "wireless communication" available before she first got her cell phone in 2004.

How could a big spaceship with thick metal walls receive radio communication when my tinfoil hat is enough to block powerful Jew beams from entering my mind!?!?!?!

Posted by: Candace Owens at April 02, 2026 06:49 PM (ycI94)

15 Looks like B.O. had his ears pinned back for that photo.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2026 06:49 PM (UjdFS)

16 and RT if that pic up top sets off your gaydar. jfc

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Xu7kS)

17 Newsom's avatar is wearing crown? I'm sure it's because he's an LA Kings fan and not his aspiration to be a king.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (5yDGQ)

18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wS8B1Qp5kQ

0berry Davis

Posted by: Desinex at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (jrgJz)

19 Anthony Burgess was mocking Charles as a muslim 40 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

20 There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

So, Crocodile Dundee style?

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (XuXeR)

21 4 I haven't seen it because I don't watch but I hear Candace said on a show she had no idea that lightning and thunder were related...

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2026 06:45 PM (YwEeS)

She DOES seem to have problems with cause and effect...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

22 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

You mean the Ole "Austin Powers" Test is 100% Accurate ??

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 02, 2026 06:51 PM (cAEZx)

23
King Tampon believes so much in everything that he believes in nothing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 06:51 PM (xG4kz)

24 Some guy was claiming the moon landing had to be fake because Nixon was talking to the astronauts on a phone in the Oval Office, and there are no phones on the moon so duh...

Yeah, amateur radio operators had been doing phone patches for decades before the Apollo program.

Posted by: PabloD at April 02, 2026 06:51 PM (NlRIv)

25 I find the Pakistan video frightening.

Rest assured, modern American policing has roots in British systems—specifically the London Metropolitan Police.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 02, 2026 06:52 PM (NFX2v)

26 Commander Shit Stain on the cover.
Wooo Hu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 06:52 PM (YvvFZ)

27 Only about an hour until the translunar injection burn...Where we find out if NASA still has the right stuff...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 06:53 PM (ESVrU)

28 King Charles is an arrogant SOB and a complete disaster in preserving whatever British culture exists. At this point, he's as anti-UK as Democrats are anti-American. He shamelessly slobbers over Islam. He's contributing to converting his country and will leave William and his descendants with a quite possibly the end of the Monarchy. At least he got to spend his life living like a privileged, pampered, useless piece of garbage with a want for nothing. Jug eared, ugly mofo. He's an abomination.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)

29 As you may have observed, the Nazi-curious podcast bros can no longer book any non-Nazi guests so they form an endless daisy chain of appearing on each other's little shows for "interviews" that consist of them going over the same exact ground as during the last "interview."
====

Yes, I've started to notice.

Also, I have never seen a clip of Comic Dave Smith doing, you know, comedy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

30 18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wS8B1Qp5kQ

0berry Davis

Posted by: Desinex at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (jrgJz)

My kid needs a breathalyzer...but not for asthma...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

31 [O/T -- ]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I would like to thank the hardworking Commissioners and Staff of the National Capital Planning Commission, who just voted overwhelmingly, 8-1, to approve the magnificent White House Ballroom now rising on this Hallowed Ground. I am pleased to announce that even Board Member Senator Rand Paul, known as an extraordinarily difficult vote, voted a strong YES. For more than 150 years, every President has dreamt about having a Ballroom at the White House to accommodate people for Grand Parties, State Visits, and even, in the Modern Day, Inaugurations. I am honored to be the first President to finally get this much-needed project, which is on time and under budget, underway. When completed, it will be the Greatest and Most Beautiful Ballroom of its kind anywhere in the World, and a fabulous complement to our Beautiful and Storied White House! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 06:54 PM (PZZ/j)

32 27 They fix the shitter?

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2026 06:54 PM (YwEeS)

33 If King Cuck had any honor, he'd abdicate. But taquiyya > honor, I guess.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2026 06:54 PM (Xu7kS)

34 We have funnier comics at the HQ. Fenelon probably does literal sermons with better jokes than anything Dave Smith says.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 06:54 PM (gKWVE)

35 24 Some guy was claiming the moon landing had to be fake because Nixon was talking to the astronauts on a phone in the Oval Office, and there are no phones on the moon so duh...

Yeah, amateur radio operators had been doing phone patches for decades before the Apollo program.

Posted by: PabloD at April 02, 2026 06:51 PM (NlRIv)

And the rainbows that water makes when it's sprayed is due to pollution...

And fire can't melt steel...

Lots of Einsteins.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

36 I think the SAT Test is BS anyway...

I remember kids taking practice SAT Tests which all they were doing is memorizing questions and answers....

SAT does not prove you can think and reason logically.....
Obama, Biden, and all these Brain-Dead Democrats brag about getting 1500 on their SAT and a have Bat Poop for Brains and cannot figure out how to change a light bulb.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 02, 2026 06:55 PM (cAEZx)

37 Some guy was claiming the moon landing had to be fake because Nixon was talking to the astronauts on a phone in the Oval Office, and there are no phones on the moon so duh...

Yeah, amateur radio operators had been doing phone patches for decades before the Apollo program.
Posted by: PabloD at April 02, 2026 06:51 PM (NlRIv)

They had a really big spool of wire like the coms guys in the Army back in the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 06:56 PM (0aYVJ)

38
That Jugears McFuckstick is considered by some to be a President with a brain ought to be ...

... I cannot finish -- I am far too disheartened by contemplating how flatlined so many EEGs are in this country.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 06:56 PM (xG4kz)

39 Don Ballfingers Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment" when I was perp-walked as any criminal would be.
==

Shit Stain, you are a criminal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 06:56 PM (YvvFZ)

40 The London Met is rooted in racism and white supremacy and slave patrols and the IDF so that's why they got chased out h8ers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

41 27 Only about an hour until the translunar injection burn...Where we find out if NASA still has the right stuff...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 06:53 PM (ESVrU)

Sounds like a problem with a tranny's ass implant surgery...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

42 Where are his grades and SATs and LSATs?

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Do they keep track of grades in Kenya and Indonesia?

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (seACy)

43 Anthony Burgess was mocking Charles as a muslim 40 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

A lot of Brits have this odd Lawrence of Arabia thing going on.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)

44 Sorry, France. Whatever. Who cares? Fvck France.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

45 France is finished.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (HW/1v)

46 They fix the shitter?
Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2026 06:54 PM (YwEeS)

Cousin Eddie should have been a crew member.

Live and learn.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (0aYVJ)

47 >> Only about an hour until the translunar injection burn...

7:49 EDT. This will happen right at (or very near) the moment of perigee of the current high elliptical orbit. All the timing and launch windows and previous burning were to achieve the proper alignment in the Moon's orbital plane. See the tracker here:
https://is.gd/53g1Sg

That thing appears to be slow loading now -- maybe high load. But it's 3D and you can see the trajectory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (w6EFb)

48 Wild scenes from Pakistan, as Islamist mobs chase the police out of their neighborhood 👇

Sorry for the typo, this is France.
---
Just click your heels and repeat "No-go zones are a myth! No-go zones are a myth!"

Geez, they gaslight us at every stop.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e)

49 I don't recall seeing this reported here. Did I/we miss it, or is the Left blowing something out of proportion?

BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service. The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.

They’re ripping the headquarters out of Washington and shipping it to Salt Lake City, Utah — the beating heart of the anti-public-lands movement in America. They’re shuttering every single one of the ten regional offices that have governed this agency since Gifford Pinchot built the system over a century ago — and with them, the career professionals who spent entire lifetimes earning the expertise and the authority to push back when politicians came calling with bad ideas and worse motives. They’re destroying more than fifty research facilities across thirty-one states, labs that house decades of irreplaceable long-term science, the kind you literally cannot restart once it’s gone...

That's just the tip of a giant article of fear and doom: https://tinyurl.com/4rt78ezt
Get your pudding cups ready if you read it lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 02, 2026 06:58 PM (ycI94)

50 So Harry and Meg on the wrong side again, or not?

Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan's foundation cuts ties to Muslim group over 'hateful words'
USA TODAY
April 20, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 02, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v)

51 Tucker should do a game show, "The Nazi Squares" like the hollywood squares, but with his normal guests. I don't know who the Paul Lynde of nazis is, which you would definitely need, so it may take some work getting a good balance but I think he should give it a try.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 02, 2026 06:58 PM (3uBP9)

52 Don Ballfingers Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment" when I was perp-walked as any criminal would be.

At least you're a two trick pony.

You either pull the race card or the homo card .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (V4IXI)

53 >> Some guy was claiming the moon landing had to be fake because Nixon was talking to the astronauts on a phone in the Oval Office,

I was just going to mention that. That plays big in this. "Hah, hah, how can you have a land line going to the Moon?"

These people are retarded lunatics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

54 Chuck Schumer, when asked if he gives any credit to Trump for paying TSA agents after 42 days without pay: "No."

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Why haven't the Democrat-Communists enlisted US District Clown Judge and Defacto ~~POTUS~~ KING Bozoberg to halt those payments?

/I mean, this simply cannot stand!

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (seACy)

55 Before the summer's over muslim mobs will be tearing French policemen to pieces.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (LHPAg)

56 Willow'd:

>> Not that I trust Fox News, but I’d have to say of all of Trump’s picks that both the administrative state and the institutional left in general want out most, it would be Tulsi Gabbard. Having a once high profile Democrat and woman in a current high profile position hurts their attempt to say Trump is extreme.

It highlights who the extremists really are. This isn’t to say she shouldn’t be fired if she’s screwing up, but it would be a welcome scalp to the left.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 02, 2026 06:13 PM (EXyHK)

Is there a heuristic where you can tell how likely Trump is to keep or fire someone by who their enemies are, or has he been as likely to fire people that are only hated by the left (but disappointed him somehow)? Does the Hordemind care to take a crack at it?

Posted by: SciVo at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/)

57 Wild scenes from Pakistan, as Islamist mobs chase the police out of their neighborhood 👇

Sorry for the typo, this is France.

But I told him that was my no-no square!!!

Posted by: Confused raped French woman who won't report to the police because that would make her racist at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (ycI94)

58 I would really like to see King Charles versus Megan Markle in a cage match.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 02, 2026 06:59 PM (EKyBq)

59 That thing appears to be slow loading now -- maybe high load. But it's 3D and you can see the trajectory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 06:57 PM (w6EFb)
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They just switched from the Deep Space Network to a different network used by ISS. Could be why it's experiencing some technical difficulties right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:00 PM (ESVrU)

60 "Chuck Schumer, when asked if he gives any credit to Trump for paying TSA agents after 42 days without pay: "No."

Chucky wants to torture average voters (apparently) so they will support his commie agenda items. Evil Chucky thinks that strategy works, since all MFM will back him up, but perhaps the tides are turning? (or the worm has turned?)

Orwellian psychology is very powerful, and many live in leftist delusional theater -- cosplay worlds.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:00 PM (vbXSk)

61 King Charles, long rumored to have secretly converted to Islam, not only issued Ramadan greetings during Lent, not only urged British citizens to learn more about Islam, but now says he will not issue any Easter message this year.

This is the same man who, IIRC, told Camilla on a phonecall that was recorded & leaked, that he wanted to be her tampon.

What part of your body do they cut off for committing that offense in Islam?

If William III turns out to be as much of a simp-cuck to the Religion of Submission as Chuck III is, then the U.K. is truly and well screwed (even more than currently).

The man is supposed to be the head of the Church of England and he won't even issue an Easter message that his minions can write for him?

That's insulting to the (real) English people.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)

62
Why couldn't king Chas just have gone ahead and converted to a tampon* for his bulldog faced sweetie, instead of

converting to Islam?

*King Chuck's real life erotic wishcasting.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (iJfKG)

63 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 02, 2026 06:58 PM (ycI94)

Utah is much closer to monstroustly huge tracts of Fed land that the US forest service needs to monitor that is Washington DC. I say ship a good number of them to Alaska...it has lots of forest...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

64 "so they form an endless daisy chain of appearing on each other's little shows"

next up on The Tucker Carlson Elephant Walk Hour...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (Xu7kS)

65 Birthright Citizenship Update:

Dem Rep Delia Ramirez, who was born in the US to a mom who illegally entered the country — today has called for...

===

Yes, their citizenship status should be stripped and deported to wait for Mom's release from prison.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (/lPRQ)

66 51 Tucker should do a game show, "The Nazi Squares" like the hollywood squares, but with his normal guests. I don't know who the Paul Lynde of nazis is, which you would definitely need, so it may take some work getting a good balance but I think he should give it a try.
Posted by: banana Dream

Ideally, you'd have to draw a swastika to win instead of just getting 3 in a row, but that might be tough with just 9 squares.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (ycI94)

67 A funny aside about the U.S. Forest Service, do not ever accidently call them the U.S. Forestry Service. They don't like that and will take a good amount of time explaining your error.

Posted by: banana Dream - Space Lumberjack in training at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (3uBP9)

68 Perhaps for tomorrow?

Hegseth ousts Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George
Updated on: April 2, 2026 / 6:05 PM EDT / CBS News

It's all just too much for today.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)

69 He spewed Marxist rhetoric

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

70 Most things are a capital-O Op. Once you look at everything from the perspective of the sowing of discord and division (with the end goal of Marxist Dictatorship), you end up with zero further questions.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (vE0+H)

71 There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-
Don't go commando!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:02 PM (ndZc7)

72 67 A funny aside about the U.S. Forest Service, do not ever accidently call them the U.S. Forestry Service. They don't like that and will take a good amount of time explaining your error.
Posted by: banana Dream - Space Lumberjack in training at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (3uBP

Well now that I know that guess what I will call them if the opportunity ever arises.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:02 PM (V4IXI)

73 Who is Dave Smith?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

74 Frenchie police should have returned a whiff of grape.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)

75 France ,Germany and the UK kill off their working class and import millions of benefit seeking jihadis.

Only difference between them and us is there are no kebab trucks.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:03 PM (+nEug)

76 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

Trust the Science (TM), though I suggest wearing latex gloves.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:03 PM (glnUu)

77 >>>the rocket shown on video was actually an "inflatable," a large rocket-shaped dummy balloon to con the rubes.
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And the vapor trail, the hugest ever. The amount of chemicals spewed into the atmosphere by govt planes pale in comparison to the amount by that rocket. Florida is changed forever.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 07:03 PM (YvvFZ)

78 Utah is much closer to monstroustly huge tracts of Fed land that the US forest service needs to monitor that is Washington DC. I say ship a good number of them to Alaska...it has lots of forest...
Posted by: jim

But Kate Upton lives in Florida, and her huge tracts of land also need careful watching and attention.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 02, 2026 07:03 PM (ycI94)

79 Your blog, your rules, ace...

But can I mildly suggest that three posts in one day about Tuqr and/or Cavernous Nostrils is just kinda...heavy?

I mean fuck these assholes in general and I know your stance that not talking about them doesn't help, but I fancy a middle ground.

Posted by: ballistic at April 02, 2026 07:04 PM (oqH4h)

80 I would really like to see King Charles versus Megan Markle in a cage match.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Grudge match.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:04 PM (ndZc7)

81 Looked him up. Still have no idea who he is.

He does not meet the Dane Cook level of comedians ace references.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

82 Ugh, it's hard to see the visage of the SCFOAMF upon refresh. It's like a flashback of being tied to the TX Chainsaw Massacre family table and unable to escape the nightmare.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2026 07:04 PM (qBdHI)

83 Don Ballfingers Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment" when I was perp-walked as any criminal would be.

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"I will offer $100,000 to the United Negro Homosexual Retarded College Fund for any (especially video) proof of this."

-- Zombie Andrew Breitbart

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:04 PM (seACy)

84 That Obama Meme from "Newsom" was a direct DNC sponsored counter to Trump's embarrasingly effective branding of the Obamas a few months back.

Why did Trump brand the Obamas in a way people cannot get away from every time they look at them? Because they wield too much unearned power and cachet. This is how he fights.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

85 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

You mean the Ole "Austin Powers" Test is 100% Accurate ??
Posted by: Jackson K.
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Are there any males playing on women's teams that have actually been castrated?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)

86 67 A funny aside about the U.S. Forest Service, do not ever accidently call them the U.S. Forestry Service. They don't like that and will take a good amount of time explaining your error.

Posted by: banana Dream - Space Lumberjack in training at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (3uBP9)

"Is it poisonous or venomous?"
"Yes"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

87 Ugh, it's hard to see the visage of the SCFOAMF upon refresh. It's like a flashback of being tied to the TX Chainsaw Massacre family table and unable to escape the nightmare.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2026 07:04 PM (qBdHI)

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lol

I had a vague sense of what it must have been like to have experienced horrible "bad trip" LSD flashbacks ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:05 PM (seACy)

88 Helprin's Freddy & Fredericka is really about Charles and Diana but in alternate history. He explains the whole tampon thing away by Freddy discussing fish, specifically a tarpon but it all got misconstrued. It is actually a very funny and heartwarming book like a lot of Helprin's works are.

Posted by: banana Dream - Space Lumberjack in training at April 02, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

89 Hey, at least the French cops decided they'd rather run some dickheads over with their cars rather than watch the windshield get beat in followed by their rapid extraction from the front seat.

At least somebody with authority in France has an instinct for survival.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

90
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Are there any males playing on women's teams that have actually been castrated?

[oops]

It seems she doubts there are any.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:06 PM (/lPRQ)

91 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

I'll do it.

99 times out of 100 it'll not be scary.

70% of the time, it might be fun.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)

92 Chucky wants to torture average voters (apparently) so they will support his commie agenda items. Evil Chucky thinks that strategy works, since all MFM will back him up, but perhaps the tides are turning? (or the worm has turned?)

Orwellian psychology is very powerful, and many live in leftist delusional theater -- cosplay worlds.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:00 PM (vbXSk)
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Schumer is a power-mad retard that sees the writing on the wall that his run of the mill Democrat stupidity will lose him a primary to AOC, so he's going Full Retard to prove that he's a true culture warrior for the left.

Posted by: ballistic at April 02, 2026 07:06 PM (oqH4h)

93 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers
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Um.. A blood test?

All school athletes normally need to get a physical.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)

94 Fun Fact: I've seen the sneaky neighborhood Jews kill the local feral dogs and feed them to muslims in take-out with chickpeas.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 02, 2026 07:07 PM (UqSya)

95 I think this is a hate crime in Britain

https://tinyurl.com/27z2ufj5

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:07 PM (rbvCR)

96 "King Charles, long rumored to have secretly converted to Islam"

Didn't even consider putting that one my 2026 bingo card. Isn't King Overbite the head of the Church of England? That is going to make for an awkward moment when the Easter ham is served.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:07 PM (glnUu)

97 Are there any males playing on women's teams that have actually been castrated?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:06 PM (/lPRQ)
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It's definitely not schlong-bouncing Lia as "she" walks through the girls' lockerroom.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Fi81e)

98 Hey king Chuckles: Everthing I need to know about islam was learned on Sept. 11. 2001.

Posted by: Cosda at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (fK3VZ)

99
If you want another hoot, scroll down that FlatEarthTruth feed 'till you get to the "Tartaria" stuff. And the "mud flood".

That's another big one. History is all fake and gay, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (w6EFb)

100 What Church of England? That fucker died 20 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (+nEug)

101 Didn't even consider putting that one my 2026 bingo card. Isn't King Overbite the head of the Church of England? That is going to make for an awkward moment when the Easter ham is served.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:07 PM (glnUu)

I have heard the charge before. Going on 10 years back. Supposedly one of the reasons QEII was not particularly enthused with her offspring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

102 I have no fucks left to give about Europe. I feel for the couple of countries who don't hate us with a passion . They just dislike us .

I would like a complete disconnect from them military and economically. Concentrate on our hemisphere neighbors to make them stronger than Europe.

Now what to do about Canada?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (V4IXI)

103 >>> "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

I'll do it.

99 times out of 100 it'll not be scary.

70% of the time, it might be fun.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)

Excellent callback to my Flap Meat comment in the last thread. This is how you do things people!

Posted by: banana Dream - Space Lumberjack in training at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

104 [Nancy's daughter] Christine Pelosi
@sfpelosi
Deep thanks to the Supreme Court sketch artist who produced this masterpiece as Justice Jackson schooled the birther-in-chief on #BirthrightCitizenship.

https://is.gd/9m6RkS

-
I've got it! The moon shot was fake and this is real.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

105 Don Ballfingers Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment" when I was perp-walked as any criminal would be.

At least you're a two trick pony.
You either pull the race card or the homo card .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

===

'Nancy' LeMon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ)

106 King Charles, long rumored to have secretly converted to Islam, not only issued Ramadan greetings during Lent, not only urged British citizens to learn more about Islam, but now says he will not issue any Easter message this year.

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I gotta admit, it really irks me when Trump praises that tampon as a "great guy" or whatever he constantly refers to him as.

Of course, this is Trump -- who claims to be BFFs with Kim Jong Un, Chairman "Winnie the Pooh" Xi, and Putin.

Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:10 PM (seACy)

107 History is all fake and gay, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (w6EFb)
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I have suspected such, in the past.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)

108 Are there any males playing on women's teams that have actually been castrated?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:06 PM (/lPRQ)

I think Renee Richards was fully transitioned but he was terrible so it wasn't a big deal at the time.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:11 PM (V4IXI)

109 100 What Church of England? That fucker died 20 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (+nEug)

They just appointed the first female archbishop of Canterbury.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

110 So they're back to their usual cope. They claim that the rocket shown on video was actually an "inflatable," a large rocket-shaped dummy balloon to con the rubes.

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"No way #Woke NASA would pollute the environment with a Mylar Balloon, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (seACy)

111 >>> Some guy was claiming the moon landing had to be fake because Nixon was talking to the astronauts on a phone in the Oval Office, and there are no phones on the moon so duh...

I'm 90% sure we went to the moon, but the argument is there should have been more of a delay in the back and forth nature of the phone call.

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (q177U)

112 Islamist mobs chase French cops.

Contrast with Italy, the other day, arrested 91 antifa in one fell swoop.
Contrast with US pulling in 4 out of 40.

We are going to be France if we keep
restricting cops from doing a full job.
What was it that screwed our guys in the sandbox?
ROE, stupid ROEs degrade efficacy and get our people killed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (YvvFZ)

113 I didn't even consider the Flat Earthers during yesterday's launch. How could I not think of the Flat Earthers?

Speaking of stuff that doesn't work in real life. Apparently the astronauts are using Microsoft Outlook to send/receive emails, manage their calendar, and todo lists. Its not working.

https://is.gd/nJlqKc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)

114 Look out! Canada's butthurt!

Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)

115 History was written by the queers.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (Fi81e)

116 Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:10 PM (seACy)

That's just the salesman in Trump.
He schmoozes everybody... until they cross him.
Then he unloads like the St. Valentines Day Massacre.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)

117 How do the flat earthers explain the other celestial bodies they can see with the naked eye or telescope?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:13 PM (V4IXI)

118 I didn't even consider the Flat Earthers during yesterday's launch. How could I not think of the Flat Earthers?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)
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Funny thing, is that's exactly what I thought of.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)

119 Wifey just asked is "Cavernous Nostrils" Candace Owens?

"Yes, but I prefer to call her Cavernous Orifices (Orifi?)."

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:14 PM (seACy)

120 How do the flat earthers explain the other celestial bodies they can see with the naked eye or telescope?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:13 PM (V4IXI)
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Jewish tricks.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)

121 They just switched from the Deep Space Network to a different network used by ISS. Could be why it's experiencing some technical difficulties right now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:00 PM (ESVrU)

That or their Microsoft Teams has packed it in again.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)

122 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers
---
Um.. A blood test?

All school athletes normally need to get a physical.
Posted by: Axeman

===

How do they do the
"Turn your head and cough" test for the girls?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

123 "There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

DNA, with X and Y chromosomes, laugh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

124 109 100 What Church of England? That fucker died 20 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (+nEug)

They just appointed the first female archbishop of Canterbury.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
---

name is changed. it is now
Archbishop of Canterbutt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 07:15 PM (YvvFZ)

125 ... one of Cavernous Nostrils' key proofs for the moon landing being fake, to wit, how can they receive communications in space when Candace has problems getting cell phone coverage in the city?

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"Believe us, it's a lot easier to control radio transmissions than it is to control the weather!"

/The Jooos

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:15 PM (seACy)

126 Jug eared, ugly mofo. He's an abomination.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Plus, chinless, gut-eating, moslem homo.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 02, 2026 07:15 PM (cxFcK)

127 How do the flat earthers explain the other celestial bodies they can see with the naked eye or telescope?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Vague conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:15 PM (glnUu)

128 That or their Microsoft Teams has packed it in again.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvC

Trying to get ahold of 'Tony' at the help desk in Mumbai .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (V4IXI)

129 Going on 40 years now since Camilla needed a tampon.

Posted by: The Sands of Time at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (oY1HT)

130 SpeakingOf, who better to oversee the demise of Christianity in England.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (+nEug)

131 Orion is really moving along now...14,000+ mph and increasing rapidly as it nears its lowest altitude: 115 miles above the Earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (ESVrU)

132 Speaking of stuff that doesn't work in real life. Apparently the astronauts are using Microsoft Outlook to send/receive emails, manage their calendar, and todo lists. Its not working.

https://is.gd/nJlqKc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)

Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (6ydKt)

133 Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)
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He could always consider suicide on the way there.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

134 >> but the argument is there should have been more of a delay in the back and forth nature of the phone call.

All of these objections have been answered -- at one time there was a site that went through all these "plausible sounding" objections (the nutter stuff is ignored, you can't reason with crazy).

There was a delay as expected. It was edited out in a lot of the broadcasts. Now, the way it works. Nixon says "hell". Takes 2 seconds to get to the Moon. Then Armstrong hears it. He replies. Takes another 2 seconds to get back.

Now, on Nixon's end, there is a big delay between when he talks and Armstrong reponds, but no delay between Nixon responding to Armstrong, because we're listening on the same end.

One the Moon it was just opposite. From Armstrong's frame, he replied to Nixon with no delay, and there was a big delay for Nixon's reply.

Again, many networks at the time just edited out that delay because it was annoying and time consuming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (w6EFb)

135 >>> Speaking of stuff that doesn't work in real life. Apparently the astronauts are using Microsoft Outlook to send/receive emails, manage their calendar, and todo lists. Its not working.

https://is.gd/nJlqKc
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)

[astronaut uses CTRL-F to search email, entire universe is forwarded then implodes]

Posted by: banana Dream - Space IT in training at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (3uBP9)

136 Let freedom ring!

Ian Speir
@IanSpeir
Colorado is now requiring lawyers in the State, as a condition of logging into its court e-filing system, to promise not to cooperate with federal authorities in enforcing federal immigration law.

-
Hard to believe now but I used to be proud to be an attorney.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (ndZc7)

137 Remein his prime years that Leftists swore he was the smartest President ever.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

138 I didn't even consider the Flat Earthers during yesterday's launch. How could I not think of the Flat Earthers?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:12 PM (glnUu)
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Funny thing, is that's exactly what I thought of.
Posted by: Axeman

I should have put quotes around the Flat Earth bit - that is from Ace.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (glnUu)

139 Ian Speir
@IanSpeir
Colorado is now requiring lawyers in the State, as a condition of logging into its court e-filing system, to promise not to cooperate with federal authorities in enforcing federal immigration law.

-
Hard to believe now but I used to be proud to be an attorney.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026
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Will they accept a pinkie swear?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (ESVrU)

140 Maybe to get away from the Canadian government?

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

141 Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment"

Horrors! They called the little [excretory expletive] a Nazi!

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 02, 2026 07:18 PM (j7INY)

142
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

Wild scenes from Pakistan, as Islamist mobs chase the police out of their neighborhood 👇

Sorry for the typo, this is France.

---------------

Old & Busted: No-Mo Zones.
New Hotness: No-Go Zones.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:18 PM (seACy)

143
There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"
-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers
=====
I'll do it.
99 times out of 100 it'll not be scary.
70% of the time, it might be fun.
Posted by: Stateless

The 1970s USSR female power lifting team has selected Stateless as their qualifying gender inspection agent. You'll get all the SnuSnu you can stand, but sadly, you'll not die from it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 02, 2026 07:18 PM (QVmho)

144 >> nears its lowest altitude: 115 miles above the Earth.

Look up the Oberth Effect/Maneuver. The TLI burn will occur right at that perigee.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

145 Ballfinger
He's the man
The man with the stinky touch

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (viF8m)

146 Are there any males playing on women's teams that have actually been castrated?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Unless you castrate them around 12 weeks, in utero, they've still got an advantage. Cut the balls off a 20-year-old, and he's still got the bigger lung capacity, the denser skeleton, all the muscular differences.....

Posted by: the chicken at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (VHUov)

147 136 Let freedom ring!

Ian Speir
@IanSpeir
Colorado is now requiring lawyers in the State, as a condition of logging into its court e-filing system, to promise not to cooperate with federal authorities in enforcing federal immigration law.

-
Hard to believe now but I used to be proud to be an attorney.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 02, 2026 07:17 PM (ndZc7)

So CO mandates breaking Fed law in order to access the court e-filing system almost every lawyer uses...Seems a bit skeevy and unconstitutional...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

148 "how can they receive communications in space when Candace has problems getting cell phone coverage in the city? She actually said that."

I gotta admit, I could not give a detailed explanation of how radio (or whatever) signals are transmitted across open space. They (those guys that say things) say sound waves don't travel in space, but I guess radio is more like light, with its own particles or something?

There are probably YouTube videos that could give me the details in five minutes or so. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)

149 off, road-crossing sock.

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (VHUov)

150 [Jews] power to arrest this rise in antisemitism if they just stop being dirty treacherous Jews all the time.
---

That's it, never buying a Swanson product.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2026 07:20 PM (YvvFZ)

151 Looks like B.O. had his ears pinned back for that photo.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2026 06:49 PM (UjdFS)

Boob tape, probably.

Because he's such a boob.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2026 07:20 PM (w6EFb)

152 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Burner phones and ICE on speed dial.

To me it sounds like the CO government wants to succeed from the US.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

153

[astronaut uses CTRL-F to search email, entire universe is forwarded then implodes]

Posted by: banana Dream

Obviously, they don't know the color of a green orange. Let's hope Clippy isn't running things for them.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 02, 2026 07:20 PM (QVmho)

154 If we were communicating with the people of Pluto we would have about a 5 hour delay between communiques.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:20 PM (V4IXI)

155
So CO mandates breaking Fed law in order to access the court e-filing system almost every lawyer uses...Seems a bit skeevy and unconstitutional...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

I wonder if a CO attorney could get debarred by the state bar for false swearing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

156 130 SpeakingOf, who better to oversee the demise of Christianity in England.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:16 PM (+nEug)

Sarah Mullally.
She's a total lefty, as expected.

The natives of England are overwhelmingly atheist anyhow.
The CoE has little influence for most people there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:21 PM (6ydKt)

157 Look up the Oberth Effect/Maneuver. The TLI burn will occur right at that perigee.
Posted by: publius

I saw a Perigree Falcon recently and several Pelican(s).

Posted by: "P" Birds Are Best at April 02, 2026 07:22 PM (oY1HT)

158 Schumer is a power-mad retard that sees the writing on the wall that his run of the mill Democrat stupidity will lose him a primary to AOC, so he's going Full Retard to prove that he's a true culture warrior for the left.
Posted by: ballistic

Just like when Brandon branded his tour bus, to reach those young blue haired HR and communists, the NO MALARKEY TOUR.

I'll bet they didn't put 30 miles on that bus.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 02, 2026 07:22 PM (cxFcK)

159 Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)

Radio waves travel at the speed of light. And just like light they can be interfered with.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:22 PM (V4IXI)

160 148 "how can they receive communications in space when Candace has problems getting cell phone coverage in the city? She actually said that."

I gotta admit, I could not give a detailed explanation of how radio (or whatever) signals are transmitted across open space. They (those guys that say things) say sound waves don't travel in space, but I guess radio is more like light, with its own particles or something?

There are probably YouTube videos that could give me the details in five minutes or so. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)

The electric field of an electromagnetic wave (light, radio waves, microwaves, etc) generates an orthogonal magnetic field which in turn generates an orthogonal electric field...thus transiting through the void of space.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

161 illiniwek

Radio waves are part of the electromagnetic spectrum, in a different place from light.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

162 BREAKING: In his interview with foreign agent Tucker Carlson, Comic Dave Smith has finally said something funny.

“I think you are one of the leading fighters against antisemitism in the country.”

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That's gotta be a Babylon Bee AI Deep Fake parody.

/Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:23 PM (seACy)

163 no, Pluto is 5 light hours away but then they have to respond back, so that's another 5 hours

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

164 95 I think this is a hate crime in Britain

https://tinyurl.com/27z2ufj5
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:07 PM (rbvCR)
HoHo. By the way, I've not see Amelie? lately. WTH?

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)

165 163 no, Pluto is 5 light hours away but then they have to respond back, so that's another 5 hours

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

Uranus is no better...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

166 I saw a Perigree Falcon recently and several Pelican(s).
Posted by: "P" Birds Are Best

* sneaks in *

Posted by: a ptarmigan at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (VHUov)

167 My wife had problems determining the difference between cell phone connection, wifi and bluetooth.
Eventually I told her that it was like AM, FM and TV.
This didn't explain anything, but did help when she was burning data on her tablet at home when she could use the wifi instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:25 PM (rbvCR)

168 I sure hope Ace doesn't put Gaylord's picture at the top of the next post. That might be too cruel, even for VDH.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2026 07:26 PM (Xu7kS)

169 Are the people of Pluto Plutans, Plutites, or what exactly?

Posted by: We Are Too A Planet! at April 02, 2026 07:26 PM (oY1HT)

170 Colorado does not have the authority to break disclosure / discovery or whatever. Any lawyer blocked from this system can make an emergency call to the Federal court system which will whack all the pee pees.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:26 PM (gKWVE)

171
You'll also find a good bit of "intersection" between the flat earthers and the jew-hating conspiracy shit when you scroll through their crap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

172 So CO mandates breaking Fed law in order to access the court e-filing system almost every lawyer uses...Seems a bit skeevy and unconstitutional...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

How about immigration attorneys? Do they have to not cooperate and file properly? Refuse to appear at scheduled times.

What about non-client issues with other attorneys? Do they have to violate federal law and lie if asked if the janitor has 'papers'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2026 07:26 PM (/lPRQ)

173 gKWVE

Issac Asimov wrote a short story about that. The Earth Scientists were stumped by the time delay to Pluto.

The protagonist's Jewish mother said "Just keep talking."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:27 PM (u82oZ)

174 That's gotta be a Babylon Bee AI Deep Fake parody.
/Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:23 PM (seACy)

Nope, Dave is an idiot who thinks there is only one simple answer to the world, and he holds it in his hand.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

175 Hey king Chuckles: Everthing I need to know about islam was learned on Sept. 11. 2001.
Posted by: Cosda at April 02, 2026 07:09 PM (fK3VZ)
------

10/12/2000

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 07:27 PM (vE0+H)

176 163 no, Pluto is 5 light hours away but then they have to respond back, so that's another 5 hours

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)
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This does kind of put the vastness of space into some perspective.

It takes 4 YEARS to get a signal from Alpha Centauri (give or take a month), but only 5 hours to receive a signal from Pluto.

Space is ginormous...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

177 >> Are the people of Pluto Plutans, Plutites, or what exactly?

I don't know, but Uranians are all assholes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:27 PM (w6EFb)

178 Are the people of Pluto Plutans, Plutites, or what exactly?
Posted by: We Are Too A Planet!

Not sure, but a group of them is a plutoon.

Posted by: a ptarmigan at April 02, 2026 07:28 PM (VHUov)

179 171 You'll also find a good bit of "intersection" between the flat earthers and the jew-hating conspiracy shit when you scroll through their crap.
Posted by: publius

Oh, you've been on Vox Day's site too.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

180 Pluto is 5 light hours away but then they have to respond back, so that's another 5 hours
Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

I thought I said that. I said between communiques which to me meant for each communiques.

One communique takes five hours . The next communique back takes five hours.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:28 PM (V4IXI)

181 If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (YlWIZ)

182 These bird socks.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (VHUov)

183 And we know which "P" bird is the VERY Best!!

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (oY1HT)

184 169 Are the people of Pluto Plutans, Plutites, or what exactly?
Posted by: We Are Too A Planet! at April 02, 2026 07:26 PM (oY1HT)
Plutons.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (LHPAg)

185
“I think you are one of the leading fighters against antisemitism in the country.”
------------

That's gotta be a Babylon Bee AI Deep Fake parody.

/Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:23 PM (seACy)

He's an Anti-Semitic Fighter

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)

186 >>>Speaking of stuff that doesn't work in real life. Apparently the astronauts are using Microsoft Outlook to send/receive emails, manage their calendar, and todo lists. Its not working.

https://is.gd/nJlqKc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions

>I can't get that shit program, Outlook to synchronize with Win11 since I went from fingerprint recognition to facial recognition between my phone and new notebook. No worries, - this is not a matter of National Security, but job security for IT dorks, and the coding geeks build more and more layers of bullshit and it gets more and more less productive.

It took 3 days to get my old printer working because I couldn't get a simple driver, and I had to download a DVD-sized driver suite and tweak it thru 5 reboots and 3 crashes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (UqSya)

187 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 02, 2026 06:58 PM (ycI94)

Utah is much closer to monstroustly huge tracts of Fed land that the US forest service needs to monitor that is Washington DC. I say ship a good number of them to Alaska...it has lots of forest...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

I remember when the Ag Department in Connecticut built some boat ramps on a golf course rather than yield the money to a state with actual agriculture.

Break them up, move them out of DC, put the labs where the forests are - nowhere east of the Appalachians.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2026 07:29 PM (8avO+)

188 If Charles III converts to Mohammedanism, can he still head the Church of England?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 02, 2026 07:30 PM (to48P)

189 If you like your delusion, however, there’s an acronym for that. Talk to your doctor about FAFOnyl.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (YlWIZ)

190
MontanaFreePress.org has an article about the Forest Service.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (3ek7K)

191 Charles doesn't have to convert he just needs to keep cashing the checks.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (+nEug)

192 Are the people of Pluto Plutans, Plutites, or what exactly?
Posted by: We Are Too A Planet!

Not sure, but a group of them is a plutoon.
Posted by: a ptarmigan at April 02, 2026 07:28 PM (VHUov)
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Plutonian, of course.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (ESVrU)

193 If Charles III converts to Mohammedanism, can he still head the Church of England?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

He could behead it...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (Xu7kS)

194 France has great wine and cheeses and as a rich American, I enjoy vacationing in other people's poverty and filth.

Posted by: Fat Rich American Tourist at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (HUHft)

195 MontanaFreePress.org has an article about the Forest Service.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (3ek7K)

Forestry Service😀

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (V4IXI)

196 >>> I gotta admit, I could not give a detailed explanation of how radio (or whatever) signals are transmitted across open space. They (those guys that say things) say sound waves don't travel in space, but I guess radio is more like light, with its own particles or something?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)

It travels through the luminiferous ether actually.

Posted by: Robert Boyle at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

197
Live NASA stream of the upcoming TLI burn:
https://is.gd/Fa4KLg

Isaacman is there in MC himself for this one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (w6EFb)

198 "The electric field of an electromagnetic wave (light, radio waves, microwaves, etc) generates an orthogonal magnetic field which in turn generates an orthogonal electric field...thus transiting through the void of space." Posted by: jim

"Radio waves are part of the electromagnetic spectrum, in a different place from light." Posted by: NaCly Dog

OK, thx. But light has photons, does an electromagnetic field also carry some (tiny?) particle? I'm sure I had this in Physics 107, but that was 50 years ago. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vbXSk)

199 Laura Ingraham has a spot about illegal aliens. Then cuts to a commercial by ACLU supporting birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2026 07:33 PM (Cqx++)

200 King Charles
Vegetarian starters and alcohol-free cocktails

The visit took place during Ramadan and was adapted to accommodate fasting Muslim guests by skipping the usual lunch, serving alcohol-free cocktails, and preparing a pescatarian menu.

Posted by: 13times at April 02, 2026 07:33 PM (RiT5e)

201 192 Are the people of Pluto Plutans, Plutites, or what exactly?
Posted by: We Are Too A Planet!

Not sure, but a group of them is a plutoon.
Posted by: a ptarmigan at April 02, 2026 07:28 PM (VHUov)
---
Plutonian, of course.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (ESVrU)

It's a Plutocracy over there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

202 191 Charles doesn't have to convert he just needs to keep cashing the checks.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (+nEug)
Charles could learn a thing or too from that guy Aragorn.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2026 07:34 PM (LHPAg)

203 OK, thx. But light has photons, does an electromagnetic field also carry some (tiny?) particle? I'm sure I had this in Physics 107, but that was 50 years ago. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vbXSk)
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Photons *are* the particles carried by all waves in the electromagnetic spectrum. Or the particles carry the waves.

It gets a bit fuzzy as photons are both particles AND waves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:34 PM (ESVrU)

204 195 MontanaFreePress.org has an article about the Forest Service.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 02, 2026 07:31 PM (3ek7K)

Forestry Service😀
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Nooooooo! I've been mis-bureaued!

Posted by: Forest Service Redditor at April 02, 2026 07:34 PM (ycI94)

205 The natives of England are overwhelmingly atheist anyhow.
The CoE has little influence for most people there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 02, 2026 07:21 PM (6ydKt)

They had a huge blow up some years ago 2012 maybe when the political and immoral Bishops led to a split with Anglicans from abroad. Most British Anglicans either went Roman Catholic or joined the foreign synods. I used to follow it on a few religious blogs back when blogs were a thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2026 07:35 PM (8avO+)

206 jim (in Kalifornia)

Do they have a Visa to arrive in the Solar System?

Illegal aliens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

207 203 OK, thx. But light has photons, does an electromagnetic field also carry some (tiny?) particle? I'm sure I had this in Physics 107, but that was 50 years ago. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vbXSk)
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Photons *are* the particles carried by all waves in the electromagnetic spectrum. Or the particles carry the waves.

It gets a bit fuzzy as photons are both particles AND waves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2026 07:34 PM (ESVrU)

Even matter makes waves, though they have an extremely tiny amplitude, which can be useful. See Atom Interferometer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

208 >>>>10/12/2000
Posted by: ...
*********
We had many lessons. Unfortunately our betters haven't learned much.

Posted by: Cosda at April 02, 2026 07:36 PM (fK3VZ)

209 I saw Luminiferous Ether open for Chinese Rock on their I Wanna Be Sedated Tour at the Roxy in 83.

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at April 02, 2026 07:37 PM (oY1HT)

210 If Charles III converts to Mohammedanism, can he still head the Church of England?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 02, 2026 07:30 PM (to48P)

Well he can't be Catholic, that's illegal. Not sure if that means he can't be Muslim legally.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2026 07:37 PM (8avO+)

211 Cafe is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 02, 2026 07:37 PM (NcvvS)

212 >>> It travels through the luminiferous ether actually.
Posted by: Robert Boyle at April 02, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

Wrong! It's just particles.

Posted by: Newton at April 02, 2026 07:38 PM (3uBP9)

213 Moon moon moon
We’re going to the
Moon moon
Moon

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 02, 2026 07:38 PM (A5RD0)

214 Wrong! It's just particles.
Posted by: Newton at April 02, 2026 07:38 PM (3uBP9)

Wrong it's vortices in an elastic ether!

Posted by: Maxwell at April 02, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)

215 206 jim (in Kalifornia)

Do they have a Visa to arrive in the Solar System?

Illegal aliens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

Maybe the answer to a higher authority, like those hot dogs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

216 The electric field of an electromagnetic wave (light, radio waves, microwaves, etc) generates an orthogonal magnetic field which in turn generates an orthogonal electric field...thus transiting through the void of space.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

------------

I remember learning about the famous electomagnetic "right hand rule" in physics.

Then learning that the Earth's poles flip polarity (reversing the Earth's magnetic field) every 250,000 years or so (based on the last 20 million years of history) -- and wondered when that happens again, will all of our electronics fail (will electromagnetism then follow a left-hand rule)?

[Per Brave "AI":] No, not all electronics will fail, as the Earth's magnetic field is too weak to directly disrupt the operation of most modern solid-state devices. However, the reversal process involves a significant weakening of the magnetic shield, which could leave satellites and power grids vulnerable to solar storms and cosmic radiation, potentially causing widespread blackouts and satellite damage.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:41 PM (seACy)

217 urged British citizens to learn more about Islam

Lots of us leared plenty about Islam after 9/11 and have continued to do so. Who could forget the touching funeral of Farfour the knockoff Mickey Mouse after he was allegedly martyred trying to bum rush an IDF checkpoint?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 07:41 PM (oyazo)

218 [ALSO:] "The laws of electromagnetism will not follow a left-hand rule if the Earth's magnetic poles flip. The right-hand rule is a convention adopted by the scientific community for consistency, not a physical law dictated by the direction of the Earth's magnetic field."

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 07:41 PM (seACy)

219 >>> Wrong it's vortices in an elastic ether!
Posted by: Maxwell at April 02, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)

Nah bro. It's kinda both a wave and a particle.

Posted by: Planck at April 02, 2026 07:43 PM (3uBP9)

220 Ace is so right about white nationalist Tucker Carlson only being able to interview fellow Nazis at this point. In addition to the Nazi Smith, his last guests have been James Webb’s Nazi son, self-styled Aryan Joe Kent (both of whom claim to be military veterans of some kind) and Avraham Burg, a former interim President of Israel. Vile antisemitic Nazis, all of them!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at April 02, 2026 07:45 PM (CowIf)

221 Seen on Insty: novelty "love chocolate" is being recalled because it contains "life threatening" amounts of Viagra.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2026 07:49 PM (aUxYo)

222 For people who enjoyed yesterday's launch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UjVpIdxWs

Fuck you flat earth ass hats.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 02, 2026 08:00 PM (D7v4F)

223 Itan war going do badly that US Army Chief of Staff shit canned

Posted by: Paul at April 02, 2026 08:01 PM (VAoZ8)

224 ICE hating Teacher is named Abrahamson. That’s a traditional Christian name I believe. Wait a second no it isn’t. It’s a name from a group of people who sure do love to hate whites. And yet here we are fighting a war for them.

Gross.

Posted by: The Js strike again at April 02, 2026 08:11 PM (HmCtv)

225 The Socialists will never forgive the Jews for their murder of them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 02, 2026 08:42 PM (4NO2D)

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