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Monkeyshines Open Thread
I need a little more time.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:13 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2026 12:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:14 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 12:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:15 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: The Dog at April 08, 2026 12:15 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 12:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: four seasons
You'll go blind if you keep doing that.
Can I do it until I need glasses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM (hCUcO)
Israel - Lebanon not part of the peace deal.
This is going as well as we all expected....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b
Willowed
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Davy Jones at April 08, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)
Happy you did not varnish yourself into a coma.
This rocking chair...now I suspect a baby and that's the hurry? A baby Ace. I like that!
I need to go be productive, but please ask him about the cease fire and Iran still lobbing missiles like drunk barbarians last night. With the worthless MSM not mentioning this at all.
People said Sec Hegseth mentioned that communication is so poor that they may resort to carrier pidgeons. That may explain their bombardments to Israel, the UAE, Saudi and even Iraq?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:18 PM (WONhk)
Israel - Lebanon not part of the peace deal.
This is going as well as we all expected....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b
Willowed
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:17
That was quick
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:18 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: CATS at April 08, 2026 12:18 PM (K0+7y)
President Trump: The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: The Man In The Yellow Hat at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (mnV3I)
And the first half was ok - he pointed out it was capitalism. And then he even got into Deng Xiao Ping and how his experiments with capitalism made China the power it is today.
Oh, did I mention Mr Harris is one of those voxplainer guys?
Yes so the second half covers why capitalism is bad. Did you know not everyone's wealth increased at the same rate? And have you heard of GLOBAL WARMING?!? Why its going to kill us all! We have only 12 years left to save the planet!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: four seasons
You'll go blind if you keep doing that.
Can I do it until I need glasses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM (hCUcO)
***
Self Amusement or Self Abusement...
Discuss.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (2WIwB)
And blue eyes.
It's a Michael Crichtonesque thriller of sorts...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b
Indeed. Inbred barbarian terrorists are not easily led to the table of peace.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (WONhk)
Can I do it until I need glasses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM
Don't discounting increased follicular development on your palms.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Nasty Little Guys at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (oftw2)
That is a good chunk of change, and it is steady and regular.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (5yDGQ)
No monkeys for some
I do occasionally for some reason get AoS favorite bats.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)
That is a good chunk of change, and it is steady and regular.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:20 PM (rbvCR)
I'm hoping for something like that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (jGKgp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
At least I'll have some somewhere finally.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: four seasons
You'll go blind if you keep doing that.
Can I do it until I need glasses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM (hCUcO)
***
Spank dat monkey!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2026 12:22 PM (2WIwB)
Can I do it until I need glasses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM (hCUcO)
If you went blind from jacking off, I'd be Daredevil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 12:22 PM (dK+Kv)
*whiny voice*
"I need more tiiiiiiiime!"
For what?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (jGKgp)
He needs to calm his monkey.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (jGKgp)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM
Bob Dole can help with that.
Posted by: Bob Dole at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: The Mrquis Chimps at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (oftw2)
Day three covering in breast surgery. I didn’t think it would mess with my head this much, having had breast cancer myself.
Surgeon is a sweetheart and the folks are nice enough. But this is messing with my head just being here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:18 PM (WONhk)
As a parallel, when Emperor Hirohito decided to surrender to the US, his junior officers objected and went as far as to try a coup to prevent it. Many of the field commanders also vowed to ignore any calls for surrender and fight on.
It might take a bit to get everyone on all sides to get faced in the same direction here.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)
War as Fraud: How Ukrainian Leaders Used American Tax Dollars as Get Rich Quick Scheme
A new NYT investigation exposes what we already knew -- our tax dollars didn't just buy weapons. They bought mansions, bribes, and corruption at the highest levels
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (vTZFs)
/zipping sound
Ok let's get this zoom call started
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at April 08, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)
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Been busting my ass all morning at work, stressed out, open Ace, see this. Now I'm horse-laughing.
Thanks for this lol
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (oqH4h)
Aaaggghhhh!
Aaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!
One of you mentioned it above. I had to look.
Michelle Obama - 57.8 million on Instagram.
But then I clicked to see the pictures.
Ewww.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)
Doctors have advised Stevens to wear a neck brace for approximately four weeks. Despite the injury, he remains fully mobile and in good spirits as he continues his recovery.
Stevens’ upcoming album Favorites Old & New remains on schedule to release this Friday, April 10, via Curb Records.
😳😳😳
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (hCUcO)
Donald Trump is completely unhinged. His statement threatening to eradicate an entire civilization shocks the conscience and requires a decisive congressional response. The House must come back into session immediately and vote to end this reckless war of choice in the Middle East before Donald Trump plunges our country into World War III.
For years, Republicans have enabled and excused Donald Trump’s deeply dangerous and extreme behavior. Enough is enough. Our brave men and women in uniform have been put into harm’s way in the Middle East. Over a dozen have already been killed and hundreds injured. Gas prices are skyrocketing, the cost of living in America is out of control and billions of taxpayer dollars are being wasted on a reckless war of choice.
It’s time for House Republicans to put patriotic duty over party loyalty and join Democrats in stopping this madness.
Posted by: The DU Voice of Sanity at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (b4LBp)
So I guess this means Talcum X wasn't getting BidenBux through Ukraine.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (GPa4z)
Posted by: Ted Bessell at April 08, 2026 12:25 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (Sco7b)
Willowed:
They can't cover everything in human shields.
They cover power generation, take out distribution or cooling water. There are smart ways around giving the regime the dead bodies they desire. That we haven't is evidence to me that there is real movement toward a negotiated end to this.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 12:25 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 12:18 PM (WONhk)
As a parallel, when Emperor Hirohito decided to surrender to the US, his junior officers objected and went as far as to try a coup to prevent it. Many of the field commanders also vowed to ignore any calls for surrender and fight on.
It might take a bit to get everyone on all sides to get faced in the same direction here.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)
***
This, bigly.
There is a huge communications problem in Iran right now. I suspect the only ones getting through are those we want to get through.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (2WIwB)
It’s time for House Republicans to put patriotic duty over party loyalty and join Democrats in stopping this madness.
Posted by: The DU Voice of Sanity at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (0sNs1)
Seriously ? Talk about crazy...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: No Name Today at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
Take care nurse.
They're all blessed you're there.
You got this.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: The Chickens at April 08, 2026 12:27 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
That's tough... I'll say a little prayer for you
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:27 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Tradition Is Important at April 08, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
Take care nurse.
They're all blessed you're there.
You got this.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (Sco7b)
Concur.
There are patients that are looking to you, and you never know who's life you will change just by being there for them.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:29 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: 18-1
Reminds me a of a book I read about 20 yrs ago that presages our current civilizational problems by examining why we had/have endemic incompetence. The author's mostly anecdotal book ends, not with a call to insist on higher standards and accountability, but with a call for … gun control.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2026 12:29 PM (diia5)
Day three covering in breast surgery. I didn’t think it would mess with my head this much, having had breast cancer myself.
Surgeon is a sweetheart and the folks are nice enough. But this is messing with my head just being here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
*******
Will be adding you to my prayers. 🙏
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at April 08, 2026 12:30 PM (wBRco)
8 AM: We must impeach Trump for making threats!
6 PM: We must impeach Trump for not following up on those threats!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
Surgeon is a sweetheart and the folks are nice enough. But this is messing with my head just being here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
You are a strong person, Nurse. You can power through this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:31 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 12:31 PM (dIske)
Day three covering in breast surgery. I didn’t think it would mess with my head this much, having had breast cancer myself.
Surgeon is a sweetheart and the folks are nice enough. But this is messing with my head just being here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
Nurse, you know what those ladies are going through, so God put you there to hold their hand and show them how to kick butt through this. There is nothing, other than the Lord Himself, that helps healing more than the nurses who show they care about their patients. God bless and keep you ad give you the strength you and your patients need.
Posted by: moki at April 08, 2026 12:31 PM (wLjpr)
Just lost all respect for Shaq if he thinks that.
2024 Season
Caitlyn Clark - Guard
769 points
Angel Reese - Forward
462 points
When a guard scores more than a forward...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:32 PM (hCUcO)
Surgeon is a sweetheart and the folks are nice enough. But this is messing with my head just being here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
Nurse, you know what those ladies are going through, so God put you there to hold their hand and show them how to kick butt through this. There is nothing, other than the Lord Himself, that helps healing more than the nurses who show they care about their patients. God bless and keep you ad give you the strength you and your patients need.
Posted by: moki
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:32 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
So vague you could be referring to just about anyone not us. You gots to be mo pacific
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (zafwz)
Gun control is one of the dumber issues if you really do look into it.
Ok, America has "gun violence". Almost all of it by a small group of people engaged in all sorts of criminality.
So the answer is...throw people that commit existing crimes in jail for a long time or execute them right?
No...the answer is let those people out on the streets and put the people who aren't committing crimes with their guns in jail for having them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
She was in and out several times this morning.
Time for her afternoon nap.
Okay, she's in. Ralphy was happy his friend is visiting.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: m at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (fNISR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tradition Is Important at April 08, 2026 12:28 PM
On the other hand, it does help us relax during the crazy news cycle.
Posted by: Tevye at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (n5tGW)
Really wish all those global warming predictions had actually been accurate...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Henry at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (tWkg3)
Posted by: The DU Voice of Sanity at April 08, 2026 12:24 PM (0sNs1)
Seriously ? Talk about crazy...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:26 PM (FtULh)
*********
The Democrats including Nick Fuentes and Bill Kristol are calling Trump a TACO.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:32 PM (hCUcO)
He said franchise history, not league history.
Says a lot about the value of that franchise though.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (zafwz)
Gun control is one of the dumber issues if you really do look into it.
Ok, America has "gun violence". Almost all of it by a small group of people engaged in all sorts of criminality.
So the answer is...throw people that commit existing crimes in jail for a long time or execute them right?
No...the answer is let those people out on the streets and put the people who aren't committing crimes with their guns in jail for having them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
And then go one step further: prosecute those who use guns for self defense. Shoot a criminal trying to kill you go to jail. In reality, all those criminals need to be paying the politicians and judges that want them out a late night visit...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
Gun control is one of the dumber issues if you really do look into it.
Ok, America has "gun violence". Almost all of it by a small group of people engaged in all sorts of criminality.
So the answer is...throw people that commit existing crimes in jail for a long time or execute them right?
No...the answer is let those people out on the streets and put the people who aren't committing crimes with their guns in jail for having them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
It's not about logic, it's about control. They want the State, in their hands, to have an absolute monopoly on violence. Once they have that, they can do what they want. (See also: German, France, England)
They fear an armed populace will rise against THEM. Remove THEM from power.
Sadly, 2020 proved that will never happen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 12:35 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:35 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (zafwz)
Did not want to pull the troll nic or words. t makes CBD anxious and we need to keep his anxiety levels down. Deep, calming breaths. Think of broiling beef. Don't think about unapproved toppings on french toast, just rich, warm butter...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
What are they using? Soup cans attached with strings?
Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (Oy/m2)
Their Mahdi fell down a well, and because they killed Lassie, they don't know where he is...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: 18-1
That's the thing though; the book was discussing incompetence, not crime directly. The gun-control jag just got dropped into the last chapter as if the author had to unleash his favorite wubby.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:29 PM (pohLc)
Naw, the Kurds are muzzies, too, and a miserable people because of it. Let Iran be run by its hereditary rulers, the Zoroastrians, in a coalition with Christians and Jews, and other minorities. Reduce the muzzies to serf status, with no political rights whatsoever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM (pohLc)
Hilarious mental image and
entirely accurate. I second the motion
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (zafwz)
What are they using?
Goats.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
That was baaaaad.
I'm here all week, folks. Don't forget to give your waitress the tip.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (hCUcO)
Sadly, 2020 proved that will never happen.
You are 100% right. But just analyzing the issue even on their own terms.
Send the cops into urban areas, arrest everyone with an outstanding warrant and give them a LONG prison term/execution and the problem goes away. This is something the GOPe will occasionally talk about but not consisently enough
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:29 PM (pohLc)
Naw, the Kurds are muzzies, too, and a miserable people because of it. Let Iran be run by its hereditary rulers, the Zoroastrians, in a coalition with Christians and Jews, and other minorities. Reduce the muzzies to serf status, with no political rights whatsoever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (utfVc)
Haha, I mentioned in jest having the Zoastrians run things a few months ago...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
That was baaaaad.
I'm here all week, folks. Don't forget to give your waitress the tip.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (hCUcO)
Sheep go Baaaaa, Goats go Maaaa
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (FtULh)
What are they using?
Goats.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
That was baaaaad.
I'm here all week, folks. Don't forget to give your waitress the tip.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (hCUcO)
tip like a cow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM
Let me guess...because of systemic incompetence, we can't have even the most common sense of all things, gun control.
What do I win?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (bFu5X)
What are they using? Soup cans attached with strings?
Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2026 12:34 PM (Oy/m2)
________________________
Well, you had to laugh at their negotiating process. They are relying on Pakistan to notify the US that Iran has something to say, and then the Iranian mouthpiece ends up being some mid-level embassy functionary stationed in Cairo, Egypt.
IOW, I'm not sticking my head up. They'lll shoot me.
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (dIske)
Sadly, 2020 proved that will never happen.
You are 100% right. But just analyzing the issue even on their own terms.
Send the cops into urban areas, arrest everyone with an outstanding warrant and give them a LONG prison term/execution and the problem goes away. This is something the GOPe will occasionally talk about but not consisently enough
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)
Well, not as long as they keep importing criminals from other countries...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Doing the killing Americans won't do...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:39 PM (FtULh)
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Zoroastrians were the first guilt people. You may have noticed that most of the Mid East is run by the shameless.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (n17eQ)
Crazy is giving green cards and visas to the family of people leading the killing of Americans.
Crazy is knowing a country is both directly and indirectly undermining the United States and doing zero about it.
BTW. Does anybody know where Obama is so we can get him into a mental hospital? I’ll settle for prison of ones not available.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (04KGT)
Can I do it until I need glasses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:17 PM (hCUcO)
If you went blind from jacking off, I'd be Daredevil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)
If you go deaf listening to dirty jokes, would folks here go Helen Keller?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (Cqx++)
Gun control is one of the dumber issues if you really do look into it.
Ok, America has "gun violence". Almost all of it by a small group of people engaged in all sorts of criminality.
So the answer is...throw people that commit existing crimes in jail for a long time or execute them right?
No...the answer is let those people out on the streets and put the people who aren't committing crimes with their guns in jail for having them.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:33 PM
If they can’t release the criminals, who’s going to kill the normal law abiding citizens for the left?
Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (rR03l)
Posted by: Heroq at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (MmH/W)
Posted by: Heroq at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (MmH/W)
We know that some are not...but what percentage they are of the entire populace, I don't know...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 12:41 PM (ynpvh)
Last time they did that about 42 thousand were killed...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Heroq at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (MmH/W)
This occurs to me also.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:42 PM (pohLc)
Sadly, 2020 proved that will never happen.
You are 100% right. But just analyzing the issue even on their own terms.
Send the cops into urban areas, arrest everyone with an outstanding warrant and give them a LONG prison term/execution and the problem goes away. This is something the GOPe will occasionally talk about but not consisently enough
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)
I've watched enough Code Blue Cam to know it's not just "Urbans" who have outstanding warrants.
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2026 12:42 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
If you handcuffed Helen Keller you violated her 1st Amendment rights.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)
Conditions have changed markedly since then.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (Kt19C)
Yeah. Just ignore the enormous size of the protests, first hand accounts, and reporting from independent sources. They want the mullahs. lol.
Do you people ever grow a brain
Posted by: Vengeance at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (04KGT)
Posted by: Heroq at April 08, 2026 12:40 PM (MmH/W)
Trump has been warning the resistance to hold off acting until the time is right. I expect he has a pretty good idea of when they should strike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Pretty much, and you can have this expired coupon for a $5 footlong sub.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (diia5)
Most, but not all, crime in America comes from the big blue shitties.
Clean them up even ignoring everything else and we have the best crime rates in the western world...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)
Conditions have changed markedly since then.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (pohLc)
They were told to stay inside from what I heard... There were and probably still are IRGC armed waiting to pick them off... Of course I'm not there so I don't know
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (FtULh)
. . . last seen jogging around the hospital floor after shedding his hospital attire. Lookatthat, lookatthat!
"He likes to show off his physique (boogity, boogity)
If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around . . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (Suwql)
Posted by: Max Power at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I have nothing to hide. Everything I needed to hide, has been.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
If you handcuffed Helen Keller you violated her 1st Amendment rights.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (hCUcO)
what was helen keller's favorite color?
corduroy...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (578V/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM
*sigh*
I really should upgrade from my cardboard membership status.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (bFu5X)
Whatever happens, it's a given that (formerly) Great Britain will be of no use whatsoever. Seriously, read this.
The Royal Navy is no longer fit for service in NATO.
https://is.gd/s73i7W
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 08, 2026 12:46 PM (04KGT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
A tick or a bedbug.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 08, 2026 12:46 PM (OUMaO)
https://is.gd/s73i7W
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 12:46 PM
NATO is no longer fit for anything.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)
“To our Israeli allies, thank you for being a brave, capable, and willing ally on this battlefield.
The rest of the world and the rest of our so-called allies saw what real capabilities look like. They should take some notes.”
https://is.gd/4mj0dJ
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 12:47 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 08, 2026 12:47 PM (04KGT)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 12:47 PM (CWTWj)
I miss willow. . .
That is "last!" - it's "willowed!"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2026 12:47 PM (Suwql)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:45 PM (n17eQ)
Not if taht's all you're thinking. But, if you let her do a little shopping in a store the size of a jumbo jet hangar, she'll get her steps in, get a little sumpin for the house and not feel like fixing dinner. Now a hot dog and soda's looking pretty tasty.
Throw in a $3 sundae and you might even get some lovin'
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:48 PM (zafwz)
You must be angry and blackpilled about. . something Trump did, how he's disappointed you! Yeah, that's it!!
/sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (Suwql)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (sAYK5)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (04KGT)
Posted by: the monkees at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM (JrZbt)
Throw in a $3 sundae and you might even get some lovin'
----------------
That was my plan.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:50 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2026 12:50 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 12:50 PM (sAYK5)
To wit, it was only because he announced ahead of time (which he's criticized past idiot POTUSes like W, DogEater, and F. Joe AutoPen for doing) that we were going to take out all of Iran's power plants and bridges that they were able to mobilize human shields -- giving their allies and our Treasonous Fifth Column Left all of their "War Crimes" and "Impeachment" talking points, and likely forcing Trump to back down. [Again, this may have been intentional and perhaps he was actually going to target different infrastructures, so that could have been a deceptive head fake.
I wasn't happy about him revealing the "Discombobulator" technology -- nor now the "Ghost Murmur" technology that somebody (CIA, DOD, or Lockheed Martin "sources") leaked to the New York Post. [Again, the caveat here is that these were intentional leaks and in some manner disinformation to accomplish some goals unstated.]
/end rant
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 12:50 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: dantesed at April 08, 2026 12:51 PM (Oy/m2)
They're fighting against the SAVE Act as hard as they fought against the Civil Rights act!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2026 12:51 PM (0sNs1)
Even in WW2 the Brits had to abandon the Pacific as they could not stop the Japanese and mostly just ran from them. Churchill realized their Pacific holdings depended completely on the US Navy. They could not even take Germany on their own, much less the Japanese. They weren't strong then, and are markedly weaker now.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:51 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: windbag at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0M0Qq)
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (EcHpA)
I wouldn't call them weaker. I'd call them fictional.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)
@bennyjohnson
Vice President JD Vance DISAVOWS ‘Blackpilling’, warns that is how you “give power to the forces that are trying to destroy what our ancestors built”.
If you see something you disagree with, you should get more involved and push things in the direction you want them to go in.
“We need to take power BACK from those people and build the kind of institutions that can actually save our societies.”
“It WILL happen so long as we keep our faith in God and we work hard to achieve it.”
https://tinyurl.com/53rkw56m
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 12:49 PM
Impressive. Most impressive!
Posted by: Darth Penguin at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: pudinhead (the frugal playah) at April 08, 2026 12:50 PM (n17eQ)
fify
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:36 PM (utfVc
Hi AOP.
And on that note, there was something on the CBC about the natives suing to prevent a referendum or separation or whatever.
I tune them out. Their always bitching to extract cash.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)
Stop being a dick and raising expectations for the rest of us.
Posted by: Yep at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (SD7rz)
It’s funny. You know some of the coordination that happens here sometimes. I mean, it’s very easy to figure out where most of the population stands on the mullahs. Notwithstanding what we’ve seen in actual real video of protests across various cities. Not to mention verified accounts of jailing, murder and what not. I am not saying that as a call for action by us. But it’s actual facts. Then you have the trolls coming in, thinking people can’t figure out who they are, and making unsubstantiated claims. Weird.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (04KGT)
Posted by: windbag at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0M0Qq)
====
Were any sammiches in evidence?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)
Used to call it our "date night"...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (sAYK5)
They're fighting against the SAVE Act as hard as they fought against the Civil Rights act!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2026 12:51 PM (0sNs1)
And at a minimum of 80%, Republicans just want to fundraise while the Democrats take power and do anything they want.
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2026 12:54 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Suicidal Tendencies at April 08, 2026 12:54 PM (m2XKJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:51 PM (pohLc)
They were powerful- as long as they could concentrate force. Their holdings were so far flung that the two front (Japan and Germany) exposed the weakness there. They could not divert forces from Europe because they feared invasion.
Meanwhile we did not depend on colonial holdings for resources and men. So, we could sit here in Fortress North America and project power without having to draw it in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 12:54 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:48 PM
Short time or long time?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at April 08, 2026 12:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:55 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 12:55 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)
MS NOW host Lawrence O’Donnell ripped Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for his “old school” mentality after Hegseth declared “we leave no man behind.”
O’Donnell implied the expression was sexist because it failed to acknowledge it could have been a female soldier rescued last weekend in Iran.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Cqx++)
Yeah so that is highly suspicious. Definitely what "they" want you to believe.
"If you don't like something go out and CHANGE it."
Ok Gandhi we'll get right on that. I think I'll make Congress better by devoting my life to public service and being a decent human that gives a shit about those he serves. Works every time.
There is optimism and then there is delusion.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: windbag at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0M0Qq)
___________
Or the start of a horror movie ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Suicidal Tendencies at April 08, 2026 12:54 PM (m2XKJ)
all i wanted was a pepsi...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (578V/)
And blue eyes.
It's a Michael Crichtonesque thriller of sorts...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2026 12:19 PM (ESVrU)
You should totally watch Congo before you read that and hear Tim Curry talk about The Myth of the Keeler Aaaape (spelled like he prounounced it with poor Romanian accent)
Posted by: Nelly at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Bulg
Racktacular.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:55 PM
There are other, more impressive assets, you know.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (aZm/F)
Show me a woman that could stay quiet for two days waiting for rescue.
Posted by: Yep at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (SD7rz)
I tune them out. Their always bitching to extract cash.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)
I never watch or listen to CBC. All lies, all the time. When Alberta achieves independence, the Indians will be treated fairly. They're going to hate that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)
-
I think he already had the ceasefire agreement plotted out before he made that announcement.
Try reading it as directed at the rest of us-we'll see one of two things happening-rather than directed at Iran, who he doesn't need social media to contact, and it's a bit clearer.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)
You forgot to call him a faggot, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)
Used to call it our "date night"...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:53 PM (XuXeR
Smart plan until you 'pick up a few things while we're here' and spend $1550.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:43 PM (utfVc)
______________________
Early on, the US bombed a few of the Iranian checkpoints. The purpose of those checkpoints was to keep protestors and disidents from grouping up and overwhelming defenses in any given "urban" areas. Then the US stopped abruptly. My guess is that they saw the wisdom of arming the disidents first, and then coordinating it so it is more effective when the time comes.
Haven't heard much about Mossad lately, but it's a good bet they are in the area of some of those key checkpoints waiting.
Posted by: Orson at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (dIske)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Cqx++)
Another example of the shit throwing monkey.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Cqx++)
------
This level of stupidity enrages me.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM (aZm/F)
https://is.gd/s73i7W
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
Holy shit. That was an understatement!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:48 PM
Short time or long time?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at April 08, 2026 12:55 PM (0sNs1)
I'm no mathemagician, but I figure whatever $20 will get you in town, you'd get $3 worth
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM (zafwz)
Yeah, well...
*looks around at house full of stuff*
Sonofabitch...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 12:57 PM (utfVc)
Lol.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg
She had a Mesa Boogie preamp and Macintosh amps all the way down!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (w9Wax)
A spoonful?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)
For cat ladies, a spoon in a gallon of ice cream is all the spooning they get...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)
Keep it up coward, cannot attack ace so you attack me.
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)
"I'm here to rescue you"
Female: "I'm not going with you!"
"Why not?"
Female: "If you don't already know I'm not going to tell you."
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (JrZbt)
Then the balloon went up in the Pacific. And what was left of the Royal Navy, such as HMS Exeter and hero of the Battle of the River Platte, were quickly swept aside or sunk with their American and Dutch allies in the Dutch East Indies.
December 26th, 1941 would see HMS Prince of Wales and HMS Repulse be sunk while returning to port by Japanese airpower.
Then the British would lose an aircraft carrier, HMS Hermes, and several other ships when Nagumo's carrier force struck Ceylon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I concur with AOP, make the muzzies powerless.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:01 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (FtULh)
That's because you're not shopping with a wife that tells you NO!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 01:01 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 12:59 PM
So, 15%?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 08, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)
All three US stations.
The Strait of Hormuz is closed.
White House briefing soon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:02 PM (Sco7b)
The only rule ace has is don't bitch too much about the content and don't look at him sideways on the wrong day (roughly one week each lunar cycle). That's it.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:02 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)
I love it. It sounds like something Mr. Burns would say. "Smithers, I'm positively cock-a-hoop over my team of Boston Dynamics hounds capturing that escaped power plant waif!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 08, 2026 01:03 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:03 PM (XuXeR)
All three US stations.
The Strait of Hormuz is closed.
White House briefing soon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:02 PM (Sco7b)
Wait does this mean I have to react another different way now? Waiting for my orders.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:03 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: These monkeys have a future in politics at April 08, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)
Keep it up coward, cannot attack ace so you attack me.
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)
Jeez, dude. We get it- you don't like Vance and think he's a heretic. You do not need to sell us. Constantly. And the endless purity spirals distract me from thinking about boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:04 PM (bss/y)
The only rule ace has is don't bitch too much about the content and don't look at him sideways on the wrong day (roughly one week each lunar cycle). That's it.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:02 PM (JrZbt)
I sometimes shelve the commentary here...but not in the same way the Boss does...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2026 01:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2026 01:04 PM (Sepje)
Female: "I'm not going with you!"
"Why not?"
Female: "If you don't already know I'm not going to tell you."
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (JrZbt)
----
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
Posted by: Princess Leia Organa at April 08, 2026 01:04 PM (ESVrU)
And General Whimpers surrendered Singapore. .
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:04 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg
She had a Mesa Boogie preamp and Macintosh amps all the way down!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
My favorite is a paired Macintosh DC150 amp & preamp, they are beauties.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2026 01:05 PM (Q/FnY)
I didn't think the simian barbarians could be believed or that President Trump would fall for their bs.
Hold!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 01:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:03 PM
You and me both, bro.
Posted by: NPC_11111001 at April 08, 2026 01:05 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 01:05 PM (3ek7K)
The only rule ace has is don't bitch too much about the content and don't look at him sideways on the wrong day (roughly one week each lunar cycle). That's it.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:02 PM (JrZbt)
I would suggest some formulation of 'ace is gay because X'. X being equal to whatever random modifier you choose. I might suggest trying different things such as clothing, furniture, vehicles, shoe choice, friends, etc. But have fun with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:05 PM (bss/y)
The thing about unorganized uprisings is that nobody wants to be first only to find out they are only.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 08, 2026 12:52 PM (EcHpA)
As one internet wag put it, if you're outraged, then you should grab your rifle and run out onto your porch to be ready for the revolution. If you're the only one on your street standing on your porch while armed, then you know that things haven't really gotten that bad yet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (GD0B3)
"Why not?""
You left out the part where she's facetiming her contact list...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (XuXeR)
I didn't think the simian barbarians could be believed or that President Trump would fall for their bs.
If they refuse to (or can't) live up to their commitments, Trump can now say "I gave them a chance. It's on now."
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)
(Of course, when QC tried to secede via referendum the CBC among others had a big love-fest trying to keep QC in Canada. AB tries to secede, and out comes the vitriol.).
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:07 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM
But they weren't really commitment commitments.
Posted by: Whoopi at April 08, 2026 01:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 08, 2026 01:05 PM (3ek7K)
Time to drop a little nuke down that friggin' well in Qom. Turn it into a fountain of radioactive shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:08 PM (utfVc)
They are. Still roll with "vintage" Fenders, tho.
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:08 PM (XuXeR)
Was the last Monkee #1 hit
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 08, 2026 01:08 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (FtULh)
The secret is to walk directly to the food court and not look at anything. A slice of pizza and a hot dog is $3.60...can't get a meal anywhere near that cheap anywhere else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (pohLc)
I blame the governor, who spends all his time getting dorked up the squeakhole by men
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (dK+Kv)
I think the likeliest explanation is that Tehran has lost control and the war is now in the hands of a bunch of warlords, some or most of whom are idiots and will toss off missiles just to prevent any kind of surrender.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (GD0B3)
Thank you for asking ace to ban me.
You forgot to call me a faggot, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (GD0B3)
From what I have seen, Kindltot does not endorse anything those mentioned have said, but doesn't like the reflexive desire to 'silence' them and purge them. We agree on that.
Tucker- so far off his nut I do not see how he gets back, if he even wants to.
Meagain? She's just darling.
Vance, I dunno yet. My mind is open because it does not seem to be anything he specifically has said, just against the people he has associated with in the past. I am not willing to go full Stalinist on him yet. We'll see.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (bss/y)
O’Donnell implied the expression was sexist because it failed to acknowledge it could have been a female soldier rescued last weekend in Iran.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Cqx++)
O’Donnell is an admitted Socialist. He chucked silly impediments to his thinking like “respect for human life” out the window long ago.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: pudinhead at April 08, 2026 12:14 PM (n17eQ)
Instead of AOSHQ, House of Flying Pontificating Dildos? Pass.
Posted by: All threads will be sous vide threads at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
Dinner for family of four for $14 (pizza plus four sodas) and two rotisserie chickens for protein for the better part of the week for another $10.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (dK+Kv)
"BREAKING NEWS: Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon, Iranian state media reports.
Close alert."
So, Iran is blaming Israel for violating the ceasefire...and round and round we go.
Only 3 ways this ends - we take all the economic assets (hello oil), the people rise up and overthrow, or we quit with whatever kicking of the can we did...
#2 seems very iffy right now...so we're down to #1 and #3...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (PpBto)
(Of course, when QC tried to secede via referendum the CBC among others had a big love-fest trying to keep QC in Canada. AB tries to secede, and out comes the vitriol.).
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:07 PM (E6xSb)
CBC = Commie Broadcasting Commune. I saw a report that maybe only 3% of Canadians tune in regularly. Shitmaggot Marx Carnage is the best salesman ever for Alberta Sovereignty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:04 PM (bss/y)
I did not say I don't like him. His speech in Europe was very good. But then I don't think he is an anointed one. Like you and the others. Which obviously offends some. I do not speak to you personally , I post what I think is relevant to what is being discussed. "Purity Spiral" is something Kindltot and others on his ... wavelength demand. Not happening. I call it as I see it.
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (pohLc)
First Lady will be happy, so I appreciate you very much.
email in link if you're interested.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (PpBto)
I blame the governor, who spends all his time getting dorked up the squeakhole by men
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (ZxPkt)
CO then?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:12 PM (XuXeR)
So you're saying the Philippine jungles are full of Persians?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)
You forgot to call me a faggot, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (rbvCR)
Your non sequiturs, and strawmaning is musing, please continue.
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Here For The Freebies at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (utfV
Who cares?
Posted by: PM Mark Carney at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)
Ahem.
Who reports?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
Get the hot dog...get the hot dog...focus on the hot dog...be the hot dog...just the hot OH MY GOD AN 86 INCH FLATSCREEN!!!
Posted by: So close. So very close. at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
Riiiiight. Mmmkay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (bss/y)
OMG!!! A 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
So, in the closing days of the Pacific theater, the Royal Navy would be operating with the US Pacific Fleet in attacking the Japanese Home Islands. The last Victoria Cross would be awarded in August 1945 to a Royal Navy Corsair pilot, posthumously.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)
Lot of it going around. Nothing we can do.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:08 PM (utfVc)
I tried to and that asshole Ryan stopped me!
Posted by: President Fowler at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Q+gd/)
You forgot to call me a faggot, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:10 PM (rbvCR)
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Uh oh Kindltot, did you make the cardinal mistake of criticizing Mark Levin?
runner will ride you like Secretariat until he moves on to his next autistic fixation.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
A Canadian’s dream come true.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (E6xSb)
You left out the pile of clothes in the middle of the store. That's good for an hour, at least.
If they added dressing rooms...
*shudders*
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (pohLc)
That's a massive assumption that I don't think is true.
But if it is you'll notice that boots on the ground were a no-go for mainland Japan and we had to imagine other ways to convince them to give up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (zafwz)
CiNC already said the Lebanon wasn’t part of any deal.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (sYFXJ)
TBF, though, the Brits did have some worthwhile innovations, e.g. armored carrier decks.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)
Ahem.
Who reports?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)
On this, it's the excuse making...but there is no doubt if the state media is saying Hormuz is closed, they are the mouthpiece for Iran saying they'll try to lob missiles that way if they can...and ceasefire be damned...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (tOcjL)
Lot of it going around. Nothing we can do.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (JrZbt)
Name one who's not?
Being as Abbott down here in Texas is selling the state out to India and Pakistan, I don't think there's one true clean politician in the f*cking country. Not. One.
They're ALL bought.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (PpBto)
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Maybe they can be converted into cruise ships. Sightseeing tours for all their conquered lands.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (qBdHI)
runner will ride you like Secretariat until he moves on to his next autistic fixation.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)
at least Mark Levin will never interview anyone over UFOs and be a perverted loser because of it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Here For The Freebies at April 08, 2026 01:13 PM
It's how The (very young) Paolo got his start, although his snake is, how you say, no longer confined to a can.
The joy buzzer still works!
Posted by: Paolo at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (0sNs1)
Fuck. If that voice came out of Sydney Sweeney it would be a deal breaker...
After a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (bss/y)
Close alert."
So, Iran is blaming Israel for violating the ceasefire...and round and round we go.
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I checked X earlier and apparently Iran also hit UAE and Kuwait. a couple of hours ago.
So apparently we have a ceasefire in which we're the only ones not shooting, but our friends in the region are still getting shot at.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Q+gd/)
Is that any different than last week?
Threat of lobbing random stuff and saying you'll do it seems to get it done for now.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 12:58 PM (FtULh)
The secret is to walk directly to the food court and not look at anything. A slice of pizza and a hot dog is $3.60...can't get a meal anywhere near that cheap anywhere else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 08, 2026 01:09 PM (xcxpd)
I want to know WTF Costco is doing with half the world’s supply of cashews.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:11 PM (pohLc
So a few well placed nukes and we get hot Iranian women in schoolgirl uniforms videos.
I see almost no problems with this.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Q+gd/)
Just firing at ships passing by. Other countries in the region could also "close" the Strait of Hormuz in the same fashion. Or the US.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (oftw2)
Uh oh Kindltot, did you make the cardinal mistake of criticizing Mark Levin?
runner will ride you like Secretariat until he moves on to his next autistic fixation.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)
I don't know you, but if you want to join Kindltot in his Purity Spiral , go ahead. I'll watch.
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Q+gd/)
If they say they are willing to attack any vessel that tries to transit the Strait, the vessel owners will not be able to get insurance, or will be charged ruinous prices if they can get it at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (XuXeR)
Fuck. If that voice came out of Sydney Sweeney it would be a deal breaker...
After a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (bss/y)
This is about me, isn't it.......
Posted by: Fran Drescher - Acting at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (PpBto)
You left out the pile of clothes in the middle of the store. That's good for an hour, at least.
If they added dressing rooms...
*shudders*
Posted by:
If they added dressing rooms, you could drop her off and go play a round of golf.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (hCUcO)
But if it is you'll notice that boots on the ground were a no-go for mainland Japan and we had to imagine other ways to convince them to give up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (zafwz)
If not for the bomb, we WOULD have invaded japan.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (pohLc)
I see almost no problems with this.
Persian camel spider pr0n?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (2GVsD)
Premium (93 octane, but E10) at that station was $4.49. Seeing that, I'm glad I don't have the BMW any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (wzUl9)
They're ALL bought.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (PpBto)
Curious as to how a governor can do that. The United States has a federal government after all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (E6xSb)
But...Love is Love right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
After a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (bss/y)
This is about me, isn't it.......
Posted by: Fran Drescher
No. You'd be immediate.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 01:19 PM (hCUcO)
Posted by: Fran Drescher - Acting at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (PpBto)
She has a smoking voice that matches the looks. Watch Spinal Tap. That dress...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:19 PM (bss/y)
That's a lot of cashews...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:19 PM (XuXeR)
Israel about Lebanon”. But the truth is, as CiNC said, Lebanon isnt part of any deal, and is a separate issue.
Trying to stir the pot. Jackasses.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 08, 2026 01:19 PM (sYFXJ)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:06 PM (GD0B3)
Calm down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (qBdHI)
Install glass bottoms, so the tourists can see the rest of the Royal Navy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (utfVc)
That's a lot of cashews...
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:19 PM (XuXeR)
Mmmm. Cashews.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (y9ksN)
And then for the other 2 or 3 hours?
Posted by: man at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)
Curious as to how a governor can do that. The United States has a federal government after all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (E6xSb)
They're building mosques all over DFW and the Indian communities are popping up Temples everywhere.
They don't assimilate, they attempt to dominate. The only one that's currently protecting us from islham is Paxton who's investigating and finding how corrupt and illegal they are in their 'housing community' plans.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (PpBto)
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I'm still cautiously optimistic about Vance. I read his book, Hillbilly Elegy. He grew up just a few miles from where I'm from and I know the area he lived (Middletown, OH). His book gave me insight into his unprivileged childhood and his knowledge of the problems of blue collar people comes firsthand. He mentions the "big 4" plant employers to people in the area. His grandparents worked in one. My grandfather worked in the other. I always held a belief that he's a good guy and has his head on straight. I've been fooled before, but again, I'll reserve judgement until I see otherwise.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
I don't have access to a free live shipping map to see if anything is moving in Hormuz.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (n5tGW)
But...Love is Love right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
There's a reason the Dems are so adamant about pushing queer theory on elementary school kids.
Posted by: Want a bigger dating pool at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)
Trump isn't. There might have been a few others down the years. Palin probably wasn't.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (JrZbt)
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (v4MEp)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
Rando posters on a blog conspire to betray you. Maybe they will understand your point of view, your very valid and reasoned out point of view, if you call them names?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (qBdHI)
That truck is just going to sit in the driveway........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: The Straights of Hormuz! at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
alina habba
Posted by: cherries in season at April 08, 2026 01:22 PM (43wzR)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:22 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026 01:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Fran Drescher - Acting at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (PpBto)
She has a smoking voice that matches the looks. Watch Spinal Tap. That dress...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2026
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Fran just "does" the annoying Brooklyn or Bronx voice. She's perfectly capable of speaking standard American, and does in interviews. There's a scene in The Nanny where Fran, her character, eats some wasabi, not knowing what it is. Her facial reaction is classic Lucy Ricardo -- and then, when she speaks, her voice is not nasal at all!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)
They're ALL bought.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:16 PM (PpBto)
Curious as to how a governor can do that. The United States has a federal government after all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (E6xSb)
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Abbott is a mixed bag on this. On the one hand, he's restricting state agencies from hiring H1Bs, to focus on USA citizens. On the other, he's trying to lure tech and other companies to TX, and that means bringing H1Bs with them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
I saw diesel for over $5.50 on the way to work this morning.
That truck is just going to sit in the driveway........
Posted by: Sponge
yep, Smash acused me this morning of taking advantage of diesel prices to ride the motorcycle more. i agreed that i was shamelessly doing so.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (PnEh/)
Hiroshima as a viable port is about as far south you can get on the Home Islands to support an invasion. Which is why it was a US invasion objective before landing further north in 1946 near Tokyo.
Many of the suicide boats gathered in Hiroshima for the invasion after the bomb drop would be pressed into service to carry bodies of the dead.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (2GVsD)
TBF, though, the Brits did have some worthwhile innovations, e.g. armored carrier decks.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)
The Limeys are a bunch of poofter boy-buggerers, but we should recognize that they pretty much invented carrier-based naval warfare. All of the innovations of the Japanese and American carrier forces were based on the foundation of Limey naval philosophy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (n5tGW)
Trump isn't. There might have been a few others down the years. Palin probably wasn't.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:21 PM (JrZbt)
Palin likely wasn't, yet. But, they ran her ass out on a rail and destroyed her family.
Trump.......he's the wild card. Not sure he's bought, especially since he's a billionaire and really can't be bought with money.
I've got a dillhole at work that keeps posting things in our Teams group about Trump being Netanyahu's bitch........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (PpBto)
They don't assimilate, they attempt to dominate. The only one that's currently protecting us from islham is Paxton who's investigating and finding how corrupt and illegal they are in their 'housing community' plans.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (PpBto)
That explains why I am being marched to the county courthouse at the point of a gun to recite the Shehada on Friday.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
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How many bong rips are you up to today?
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (oqH4h)
It's fair. He has a real chance to follow Trump and help save us from the commies. And he makes a lot of the really right noises.
But my radar for this stuff doesn't ping unless there's a signal. That said it's fine to wait in hope.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (JrZbt)
But...Love is Love right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
Yes it is...and I just luuv me some pedos
https://www.morbark.com/
Posted by: Morbark at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
A Canadian’s dream come true.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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That's not mayonnaise.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2026 01:25 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:25 PM (PpBto)
FoxNews
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:26 PM (Sco7b)
They don't assimilate, they attempt to dominate. The only one that's currently protecting us from islham is Paxton who's investigating and finding how corrupt and illegal they are in their 'housing community' plans.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (PpBto)
Saw a vid about Frisco TX the other night that's basically being taken over by Indians, and reporting on T-mobile and other companies purging white IT workers for replacement by H1Bs.
Posted by: The replacement is real at April 08, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
$7.25 here in NorCal
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (FtULh)
Gas here is around $1.69 but that is Loonies per liter. Equates to about $4.72 USD per gallon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:26 PM (utfVc)
Hiroshima as a viable port is about as far south you can get on the Home Islands to support an invasion. Which is why it was a US invasion objective before landing further north in 1946 near Tokyo.
Many of the suicide boats gathered in Hiroshima for the invasion after the bomb drop would be pressed into service to carry bodies of the dead.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:23 PM (2GVsD)
Hiroshima was to Japan what San Antonio is to the United States. San Antonio is the birthplace of military aviation and has long been a training center for aviation, as well as the home of the combat medic. Hiroshima was not just an army HQ but also has considerable naval assets as well.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Cashew Fax and Figgers at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (oftw2)
Saw a vid about Frisco TX the other night that's basically being taken over by Indians, and reporting on T-mobile and other companies purging white IT workers for replacement by H1Bs.
Posted by: The replacement is real at April 08, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
Yeah. They're building some massive temple in my town that will have flying donkeys or some shit on the roof.
I can't wait to get out of here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (PpBto)
"Let me tell you from inside Iran,
Aside from bootlicking reformists, no one has bought into this ceasefire.
Neither the opposition nor even the hardliners.
The hardliners are all cursing Ghalibaf's mother left and right. Of course, we're joining them on this one.."
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Gmac
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MR77 tuner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (XeU6L)
That's not mayonnaise.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2026 01:25 PM (xvV+O)
This is about me, isn't it......
Posted by: Rod Stewart at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (PpBto)
Gas here is around $1.69 but that is Loonies per liter. Equates to about $4.72 USD per gallon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:26 PM (utfVc)
Yeah. It sucks that neither AB nor Canada has any oil available to drill and refine.
Wait a minute…
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)
There have been two holes-in-one so far.
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (oqH4h)
Lol
CNN has their usual 20 second delay in case great truths start to be spoken.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)
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Dammit! I thought Trump raised the H1B fee paid by the employer from $1k to $100k per application? Is this not true?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2026 01:25 PM (xvV+O)
And I am swept back to eighth grade… : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (E6xSb)
Dammit! I thought Trump raised the H1B fee paid by the employer from $1k to $100k per application? Is this not true?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (Dv3i1)
I'm betting that doesn't apply to those already here, so they're moving and migrating and taking over areas like ant colonies do.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: ballistic at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:29 PM (2GVsD)
FoxNews
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from whom? link ??
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3
Leavitt.
No link. I'm doind stuff around the house.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Sco7b)
Cleanup can be exhausting, moisturize and stay hydrated.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Yeah but think of all the H1Bs already here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: The Brill Building at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner
Other than a cheap men's button down shirt, would you buy anything make in Pakistan?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:24 PM (PpBto)
**********
And is everyone in the Teams group letting him get away with with posting that?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)
sshhh
golf church in session
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:31 PM (PpBto)
Wait a minute…
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)
I knew I was back in Alberta, when I drove East on Hwy 533, and saw a pumpjack on the skyline, working.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:31 PM (utfVc)
If they say they are willing to attack any vessel that tries to transit the Strait, the vessel owners will not be able to get insurance, or will be charged ruinous prices if they can get it at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:17 PM (utfVc)
Grandpa? What did you do during the Great Maritime Insurance War I?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:20 PM (PpBto)
One big problem is that we make it super easy now for immigrants to NOT assimilate into society. That’s why I am running into increasing numbers of people at the store who insist I know Spanish and are shocked and offended that I do not.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)
I've pushed back multiple times, but the boss is biding his time to retirement and doesn't really want to rock the boat.
I get that, but that guy is really starting to get on my nerves. F*cking Danes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (PpBto)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (TbhYO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 08, 2026 01:30 PM (Dv3i1)
That trendy pink "Himalayan" salt all comes form one mine in Pakistan, which is in the Salt Mountains, not the Himalayas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (utfVc)
I get that, but that guy is really starting to get on my nerves. F*cking Danes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 08, 2026 01:32 PM (PpBto)
*******
Glad you're not a coward, but I knew that.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2026 01:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Cashews are not technically nuts; they are botanically classified as drupe seeds, which are the edible seeds of a fruit called a drupe that grows at the base of the 'cashew apple.' While they are culinary grouped with tree nuts due to similar nutritional profiles and uses, they belong to the same family as mangoes and poison ivy rather than the true nut family."
The stuff I learn here ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (TbhYO)
Harris drops "F-bomb" while encouraging Asian Americans to break down barriers
May 13, 2024, CBS/AP
In part, "Harris gave a lengthy response in which she told the young people to not let others define them and their dreams based on limited views. That's something Harris said her own mother told her.
"We have to know that sometimes, people will open the door for you and leave it open, sometimes they won't. And then you need to kick that f***ing door down," Harris said to cheers and applause from the audience. She laughed, adding, "Excuse my language."
"We gotta make T-shirts!" Yang joked.
Public profanity in politics is not particularly unusual. When Joe Biden was vice president, he was overheard telling President Barack Obama that newly passed health care legislation was a "big f***ing deal. The Democratic Party even sold T-shirts based on the now-president's comment."
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 08, 2026 01:44 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: p-squared at April 08, 2026 01:50 PM (0prFs)
The best Trunk Monkey ad was the one where it racked the shotgun when the owner's daughter was on a date in the family car, causing the boyfriend to book.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 08, 2026 01:55 PM (xG4kz)
Just lost all respect for Shaq if he thinks that.
2024 Season
Caitlyn Clark - Guard
769 points
Angel Reese - Forward
462 points
When a guard scores more than a forward...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2026 12:32 PM (hCUcO)
To be fair to Shaq, Reese was not on the same franchise as Clark. To be unfair to Shaq, Reese seems to suck as a player and person. I would be surprised if the Chicago franchise has not had a better person on the team.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2026 01:36 PM (TbhYO)
While I love cashews, I have read they can give you kidney stones.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 08, 2026 02:00 PM (WONhk)
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