Wednesday Night ONT - April 1, 2026 [TRex]

Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. As a matter of fundamental national interest, the ONT bar remains open. JQ has the keys and is authorized to pour like never before, so put in your order.

[Top photo: Athene owl. Photographer unknown]

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Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes

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Nobody's Fool movie trailer:

Paul Newman, Jessica Tandy, and Bruce Willis. Never saw the movie, so I can't vouch for it.

Side story - Paramount apparently had a little promotional money left over for the film, so Newman convinced them to spend it on sponsoring a Ford Mustang entry at the 1995 24 Hours of Daytona. The car number 70 was a nod to Newman's age. Newman and three professional drivers won their class and finished third overall.

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Steve Perry - Foolish Heart

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I am not wise in the ways of tarot cards but the Fool card is one among the deck.

Per Wikipedia:

According to A. E. Waite's 1910 book The Pictorial Key to the Tarot, the Fool card is associated with:
Folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, betrayal. If the card is reversed: Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity

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Def Leppard - Foolin'

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Styx - Fooling Yourself

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Aretha Franklin - Chain of Fools

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The Spinettes covering Frankie Lymon - Why do Fools Fall in Love

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Whitesnake - Fool for your Loving

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Fool Us! magic - if you appreciate magic, you'll enjoy watching this. Impressive.

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Elvis - Fools Rush In

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Like new! No foolin!

Fwiw, I am continually amazed there are channels on YouTube dedicated to restoring old stuff. I am further amazed by the volume of viewers. YouTube has its issues, but it is the universal skeleton key to narrowcasting.

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The Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving. Thank you people of Pittsburgh!

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Lee Ann Womack for the big ONT finish:

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Comments

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1 Hereby announcing that I am retiring from competition for ONT Firsts. It's not really like a competition. It's like a professional male wrestler going up against a Girl Scout.😁
*retiring with a mantle full of plastic "#1" trophies*

Posted by: mindful webworker - words are all I have at April 01, 2026 10:00 PM (KNEaK)

2 For all the ladies who remember life before the pill.

youtube.com/watch?v=HGYLrNXKtec

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 10:00 PM (9L6d7)

3 Owl be darned! The ONT is here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 01, 2026 10:00 PM (SRRAx)

5 After that one.😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - check the date at April 01, 2026 10:01 PM (KNEaK)

6 Hey, Dude, keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 10:01 PM (9L6d7)

7 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)

8 Thansk for the ONT, Mr Rex!

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2026 10:02 PM (8hnyd)

9 > Paul Newman, Jessica Tandy, and Bruce Willis. Never saw the movie, so I can't vouch for it.
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Melanie Griffith flashes her bubbies

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)

10 "Nobody's Fool" is a pretty good movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (xcxpd)

11 Something for dino boy

Does The World's Most Famous Dinosaur Have The Wrong Name? (13:4

PBS Eons
https://youtu.be/SFC-XW4j1ek

Posted by: mindful webworker - check the date at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (KNEaK)

12 The Rex 🦖 is in the house!
Yay!
On to content😜...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (dACf/)

13 Woot! Nice selection of fool songs. Thanks, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (rdVOm)

14 12 The Rex 🦖 is in the house!
Yay!
On to content😜...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM
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Howdy!

Posted by: TRex - space race dino at April 01, 2026 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)

15 No "Fool For The City" ?

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

16 There are a shit ton of restoration vids on you tube. I'm surprised there isn't a chucklehead restoring popsicle sticks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:04 PM (snZF9)

17 Not a huge Elvis fan, but that's a great song. He had a few winners (IMO)

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2026 10:04 PM (8hnyd)

18 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (o4wD0)

19 Good theme for the 1st TRex.

Are named for the band or the king of the lizards?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (fcDpY)

20 8 Thansk for the ONT, Mr Rex!

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2026 10:02 PM
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You're welcome!

Posted by: TRex - blastoff dino at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

21 Don't forget the blues...

youtu.be/LH_yMtxHiqk

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (rdVOm)

22 Enhanced public affection.

That's a good euphemism for foolin' around.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

23 I pity the fool who can't figure out tonight's ONT theme.

Posted by: Mr. T at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

24 No "Fool For The City" ?

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

Thats a good one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (snZF9)

25 "Everybody Plays the Fool" - Main Ingredient

"Fool on the Hill" - Beatles & Brazil 66 (cover)

Posted by: Joemarine at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (y171U)

26 I saw Moron cries for Tawny Kitaen recently. May they be blessed.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (syAfa)

27 >13 Woot! Nice selection of fool songs. Thanks, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (rdVOm)

*glares*

Ahem, are we missing something? Perhaps this?
https://youtu.be/ZHh0V7UjVXI?si=WehmoNHCT5CN6psQ

Posted by: World Party at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (GTqXr)

28 Saw Paul Newman and a really young Tom Cruise at a SCCA race at Summit Point Raceway in West Virginia... many years ago.

Running a Nissan Z. Classic. Might have been a late model 240Z.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (AkEZC)

29 Grandson turns 1 year old today - so, the end of his zeroeth year if I recall yesterdays bullshit back and forth.

For the first few days, we really didn't think he was going to make it as he was born early and weighed in at 2# something.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

30 I pity the Foo!

Posted by: Mr. TB at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)

31 Whitesnake - Fool for your Loving

Triumph - Fool for your Love
https://youtu.be/-ZDqeUhbk20

Posted by: mikeski allows the Canadians in at April 01, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

32 Ahem, are we missing something? Perhaps this?
https://youtu.be/ZHh0V7UjVXI?si=WehmoNHCT5CN6psQ
Posted by: World Party

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it Bob.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 01, 2026 10:08 PM (fcDpY)

33 Grandson turns 1 year old today - so, the end of his zeroeth year if I recall yesterdays bullshit back and forth.

For the first few days, we really didn't think he was going to make it as he was born early and weighed in at 2# something.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

Well done, Grandson of Tonypete!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:08 PM (syAfa)

34 Incredible jukebox tonight, ya all! WooHoo!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:08 PM (rdVOm)

35 Sorry I'm late, some fool re-progrsmmed my GPS. At every intersection I heard Bugs Bunny's voice telling me to turn left.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2026 10:08 PM (6XIEG)

36 Nobody's Fool is a favorite of mine. Just a very good story telling movie.

Also Melanie Griffith shows her boobs briefly.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:09 PM (V4IXI)

37 ZZ Top "Fool For Your Stockings"

that's a deep cut off Deguello

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 10:09 PM (ZxPkt)

38 I'm sensing a trend in the ONT, or am I just being foolish?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

39 Sorry I'm late, some fool re-progrsmmed my GPS. At every intersection I heard Bugs Bunny's voice telling me to turn left.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2026 10:08 PM (6XIEG)
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Were you driving through Albuquerque?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

40 that's a deep cut off Deguello
Posted by: Don Black
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Yeah, but I linked the first utoob that popped up. Got Deguello on vinyl-- so long ago, it has no barcode on it.

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:10 PM (rdVOm)

41 Sorry I'm late, some fool re-progrsmmed my GPS. At every intersection I heard Bugs Bunny's voice telling me to turn left.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2026 10:08 PM (6XIEG)

You live in Albuquerque?

Posted by: It's a dry heat at April 01, 2026 10:11 PM (TbWk/)

42 sweet sexy fool
tinyurl.com/yfa39eka

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)

43 Fool me once shame on me

Fool me twice and you're dead.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:11 PM (V4IXI)

44 A fool and his ONT are soon parted.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)

45 Fool For the City - Foghat. And most NYC residents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD_fmaw1CNY

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 01, 2026 10:11 PM (QaH55)

46 >Were you driving through Albuquerque?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

Pismo Beach

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 01, 2026 10:11 PM (GTqXr)

47 Within Temptation - Deceiver of Fools
https://youtu.be/9JyIZaTkeSo

Genesis - More Fool Me
https://youtu.be/vndI6ahzM1s

Evanescence - Everybody's Fool
https://youtu.be/QegFwKN9EZg

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

48 Posted by: World Party at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (GTqXr)

I was halfway expecting Erasure

Posted by: why is life so precious and so cruel at April 01, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

49 Ship of Fools. Robert Plant:

youtu.be/4h-TmhXavdw

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:13 PM (rdVOm)

50 Thanks for the Wednesday Night ONT Shenanigans, T Rex!

Leave it to the Pittsburgh scanner to describe "enhanced public affection" in a police call.

Love the musical selections!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2026 10:13 PM (vrNzf)

51 Speaking of movies and Melanie Griffith's boobs, Something Wild is a pretty good movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:13 PM (V4IXI)

52 OWL!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 10:14 PM (tcsrY)

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Posted by: Blackstone at April 01, 2026 10:14 PM (uyIdS)

54 There seems to be some kind of theme to tonight's musical selections.

If only I could dope out what it is.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a fool and his monet at April 01, 2026 10:14 PM (KNEaK)

55 Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....!

Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again at April 01, 2026 10:14 PM (GTqXr)

56 Also, a Whitesnake video without Tawny Kitaen is just a waste of tape.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 01, 2026 10:15 PM (QaH55)

57 Happy April Fools' Day everyone.....

The is the last post I'll ever make.

April Fool!!!

You're stuck with me.....LOLOL!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

58 The Guess Who, "Dancing Fool"

youtu.be/Y4-x7jg0MTc

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 10:16 PM (JjVZx)

59 Machines for Sale had a good product but they never offered any Clapton.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2026 10:16 PM (nWPIJ)

60 "Everybody Plays the Fool" - Main Ingredient

Posted by: Joemarine at April 01, 2026 10:05 PM (y171U)

Slowly I turned....

That song.... that miserable fucking song... was one of the songs my mother played endlessly on her console stereo with the dreaded repeat function that I have spoken about many times. that...fucking...song....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

61 A song for all you fools

https://tinyurl.com/2pjhyjmk

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:17 PM (syAfa)

62 Tawny Kitaen

910 on the hot crazy matrix.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:17 PM (V4IXI)

63 How about Fool for the City or Fooled Around and Fell in Love.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2026 10:18 PM (CHHv1)

64 Great ONT,

much grazia

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 01, 2026 10:18 PM (EP7Sw)

65 Paul Newman racing at the Daytona 24 in the mid 90s. NASCAR took off the way it did in part due to the open wheel and sportscar racing splits in the US at the time. Open wheel was screwed over by arrogance and greed. Sports car was screwed over by arrogance and greed. Go figure. A guy named Andy Evans really set back sportscar racing in this country. NASCAR didn't mind though. Both splits have ended of course. Indycar is doing pretty well and IMSA has carried the torch. Still, they aren't as popular as they used to be. I suspect the car culture in this country isn't the best anymore either. That doesn't help matters.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2026 10:18 PM (o4wD0)

66 Sorry, my post went on longer than expected.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2026 10:18 PM (o4wD0)

67 Watching Gutfeld and they're discussing Gavin Newsome's wife's interview with Jen Psaki where she (Newsome) talks about taking their young children to Alabama so they can see and experience racism, poverty and ignorance (paraphrasing) first hand.

What infuriates me is Mrs Newsome's smug condescension and confidence that nobody will ask her to 'give us an example that the kid's saw....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 10:19 PM (QGaXH)

68 What about "Fool Yourself" by Little Feat?
"Be Careful With A Fool" by Johnny Winter?

Posted by: Cowboyneal - the Other Jewish Carpenter at April 01, 2026 10:19 PM (9MsZK)

69 Willowed

300 Trump kept saying "decimated." Decimated means 1 of 10. Annihilated is a better word.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 01,

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You are correct, but it also means "any massive reduction or destruction". Strange, but there it is.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 10:19 PM (otJlS)

70 > Melanie Griffith flashes her bubbies
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)

(considers Melanie Griffith's ...err... body of work)

This doesn't really narrow it down all that much.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2026 10:19 PM (IG3/x)

71 Watching Gutfeld and they're discussing Gavin Newsome's wife's interview with Jen Psaki where she (Newsome) talks about taking their young children to Alabama so they can see and experience racism, poverty and ignorance (paraphrasing) first hand.

Bless her heart

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:20 PM (V4IXI)

72 Where are my manners???

Thank you for ONT TRex!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 10:20 PM (QGaXH)

73 I saw Moron cries for Tawny Kitaen recently. May they be blessed.
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Tawny Kitaen's best film performance was in "Witchboard". She also had a big role in the Tom Hank's flick "Bachelor Party".

She was a *beautiful* woman who lead a troubled life.

And every man who thought he could fix her suffered for that decision.

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2026 10:20 PM (Cjcf6)

74 Oldie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MtX1-i6Zu8

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2026 10:20 PM (AkEZC)

75 Melanie Griffith did well convincing us not to date robots in Cherry 2000

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)

76 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

77 Nobody's Fool is a good tale. Newman plays an essentially good-for-nothing who, as it turns out, is the guy that keeps things together for a lot of people. Jessica Tandy was outstanding. Oh, yeah - Melanie Griffith, too!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)

78 Adam Carolla (I think) owns a bunch of Newman's race cars.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (QaH55)

79 I've been watching this videos by "Sock Puppet Master" that are hilarious.

He takes real police cam videos and animates them...and it amazes me how stupid people can be. About half the videos are people working themselves up from a warning or maybe a traffic citation to...jail time.

https://tinyurl.com/y34jvy7b

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)

80 >>Ship of Fools. Robert Plant:

>>youtu.be/4h-TmhXavdw

And the Dead.

https://tinyurl.com/36r5jbn3

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)

81 For the first few days, we really didn't think he was going to make it as he was born early and weighed in at 2# something.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

I remember this, Tonypete. Go little guy, go! Aunt Piper is very proud of him.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2026 10:21 PM (Wmg4n)

82 so everyone talked me into listening to Plant's Ship of Fools.
It is actually good.
I'd not heard it before.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

83 Hey, TRex.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

84 ah, finally. Hooters on the ONT

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)

85 Tawny Kitaen's best film performance was in "Witchboard". She also had a big role in the Tom Hank's flick "Bachelor Party".

She was a *beautiful* woman who lead a troubled life.

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2026 10:20 PM (Cjcf6)

She was total smoke show in bachelor party.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)

86 IMSA was running strong at Sebring FL for their 12 hr race a couple weeks ago

Next year will be the 75th

Crazy track on a WWII airport. Crappy runways, no banks, over three miles long.

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 01, 2026 10:23 PM (EP7Sw)

87 Tippi Hedren
Melanie Griffith
Dakota Johnson

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:23 PM (V4IXI)

88 >>>Paul Newman, Jessica Tandy, and Bruce Willis. Never saw the movie, so I can't vouch for it.

Excellent movie. Melanie Griffith also appears. Flashes us as well. Although, that wasn't unusual for her.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2026 10:23 PM (syz1S)

89 Beautiful bird.

Posted by: Pamazon at April 01, 2026 10:24 PM (b5MGU)

90 That 70's drill press looks like it was introduced in 1925.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)

91 I don’t get other people as much as thought did.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2026 10:25 PM (77rzZ)

92 so everyone talked me into listening to Plant's Ship of Fools.
It is actually good.
I'd not heard it before.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

Really? It is a great song. They were blasting Morrissey and the Smiths at Hubby's PT today. And The Clash. .I found that fun and interesting. If you aren't the Moron that likes that stuff, sorry.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:26 PM (syAfa)

93 66 Sorry, my post went on longer than expected.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2026 10:18 PM
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No apologies needed. Brings back memories. Some day we can swap Andy Evans stories...

Posted by: TRex - scuderia dino at April 01, 2026 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

94 I might indeed be the Moron who likes Morrissey and the Smiths.

Posted by: gKWVE, of the international play boys at April 01, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

95 83 Hey, TRex.
Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2026 10:22 PM
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Howdy Bulg!

Posted by: TRex - jester dino at April 01, 2026 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

96 Fooled Around and Fell in Love

youtube.com/watch?v=JmKfP6DzzuU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (9L6d7)

97
What infuriates me is Mrs Newsome's smug condescension and confidence that nobody will ask her to 'give us an example that the kid's saw....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

She avoids audiences who will ask tough questions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (Cqx++)

98 I don’t get other people as much as thought did.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2026 10:25 PM (77rzZ)

Most of us don't eat Triscuits for breakfast. But I don't judge.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (syAfa)

99 Newman was a pretty good amateur racer. Raced a lot!

Tom Cruise is very skilled behind the wheel, but I don't know if he's ever gotten serious about racing.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (7D3Aa)

100 Everybody Plays the Fool

https://tinyurl.com/5n7f63ky

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

101 She was total smoke show in bachelor party.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)

I mostly hated that movie. But the one scene that made LOL out loud was the messed-up guy trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

102 91 *as much as I thought I did*

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

103 71 Watching Gutfeld and they're discussing Gavin Newsome's wife's interview with Jen Psaki where she (Newsome) talks about taking their young children to Alabama so they can see and experience racism, poverty and ignorance (paraphrasing) first hand.

Bless her heart
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

What’s snotty pretentious see you next Tuesday.
I suppose she was photographed enjoying the parties at their winery during the Covid shutdowns and tut tutting at the peasants locked in their homes with their masks and fear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2026 10:29 PM (A5RD0)

104 Little Feat - Fool Yourself

Posted by: 13times at April 01, 2026 10:29 PM (P7CL5)

105
Artemis is doing their "proximity operations" test now, playing around with pretend docking and station keeping with the ICPS (upper stage). This is testing maneuvering the Orion spacecraft for docking operations. Apollo 8 did similar play docking with the S-IVB (third stage) after TLI.

Orion is now in that high elliptical orbit, apogee raise complete and is coasting. That has spent the ICPS stage. On the next perigee loop around, in about a day, they will deorbit it to burn over the South Pacific. Orion will then do the TLI boost to get it to the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 10:29 PM (w6EFb)

106 72 Where are my manners???

Thank you for ONT TRex!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 10:20 PM
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You're welcome. Glad you stopped by.

Posted by: TRex - mystery click dino at April 01, 2026 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)

107 Were you driving through Albuquerque?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

No! That made it even more annoying.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2026 10:30 PM (6XIEG)

108 33 Grandson turns 1 year old today - so, the end of his zeroeth year if I recall yesterdays bullshit back and forth.
For the first few days, we really didn't think he was going to make it as he was born early and weighed in at 2# something.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Wow, he is a year old already? Where did that time go? Major congrats on his success at growing and sustaining, due in no small part to the entire family and their love for him. May he continue to grow and thrive!

Posted by: The Grateful at April 01, 2026 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

109 98 Mmmmm…Triscuits…

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)

110 I mostly hated that movie. But the one scene that made LOL out loud was the messed-up guy trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

"Lets have a bachelor party, with chicks, and guns, and firetrucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze."

Whats not to like??? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)

111 >>>What infuriates me is Mrs Newsome's smug condescension and confidence that nobody will ask her to 'give us an example that the kid's saw....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Someone should ask her opinion on running second to Kimberly Guilfoyle, and if she too sees an ambassadorship in her future

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2026 10:31 PM (rbvCR)

112 I might indeed be the Moron who likes Morrissey and the Smiths.

Posted by: gKWVE, of the international play boys at April 01, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

You're OK with me, Moron. I was toetapping to Girlfriend in a Coma as Hubby did shoulder exercises.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:32 PM (syAfa)

113

Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool

https://youtu.be/Kie4Iv3mdIc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2026 10:32 PM (Cqx++)

114 Happy birthday to Tonypete's grandbaby!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 10:32 PM (DoBxX)

115 "Lets have a bachelor party, with chicks, and guns, and firetrucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze."

Whats not to like??? lol
Posted by: Berserker

Wouldn't the chicks be mad that you invited the hookers?

Posted by: mikeski picks up the 'party foul' flag at April 01, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

116 The picture atop the ONT makes me wonder whoooooo belongs to this ONT. Wonder no more, it's The Short-Armed One! Thanks, TRex for the girtly content.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 01, 2026 10:33 PM (t2oSI)

117 27 >13 Woot! Nice selection of fool songs. Thanks, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 10:03 PM (rdVOm)

*glares*

Ahem, are we missing something? Perhaps this?
https://youtu.be/ZHh0V7UjVXI?si=WehmoNHCT5CN6psQ
Posted by: World Party at April 01, 2026 10:06 PM (GTqXr)

I was looking at that song too. Come to find out Karl Wallinger passed away a year ago last month at 66. RIP, and Put the singer in a box, looks like nobody could save him from his one "tomorrow. "

Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2026 10:33 PM (DqQS/)

118 Nobody's Fool by Cinderella, holding up a lighter in 86, good times

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 01, 2026 10:33 PM (h/O4U)

119 Next year will be the 75th

Crazy track on a WWII airport. Crappy runways, no banks, over three miles long.

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 01, 2026 10:23
***
Respect the bumps

Posted by: TRex - truscuit eating dino at April 01, 2026 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

120 > Newman was a pretty good amateur racer. Raced a lot!

Tom Cruise is very skilled behind the wheel, but I don't know if he's ever gotten serious about racing.
Posted by: LRob in OK
---------
I think Cruise "dabbled" in racing. Frankie Munoz (Malcom in the Middle) is racing NASCAR in the Craftsman Truck Series.

"Acting pays for his racing addiction"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2026 10:36 PM (AkEZC)

121 Newman was a pretty good amateur racer. Raced a lot!

Tom Cruise is very skilled behind the wheel, but I don't know if he's ever gotten serious about racing.
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 01, 2026 10:28 PM (7D3Aa)

Surprisingly Malcom in the Middle is better than both of them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:36 PM (V4IXI)

122 TRex, did Elvis have an earlier version of that tune? Slower, more "dramatic"? Maybe someone else; I'm way past 29!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 01, 2026 10:36 PM (7D3Aa)

123 116 Thanks, TRex for the girtly content.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 01, 2026 10:33 PM
***
Schnorf!! Good evening to you.

Posted by: TRex - moar truscuits! at April 01, 2026 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

124 Thanks for the ONT, T Rex.

Unlike many Morons & 'ettes I love Steve Perry's voice, still good after all these years. Yes, I know, rather bubblegum or something when he was part of Journey, however, some great music for this dancin' queen.

Paul Newman's eyes. Oh, boy. Only met another pair of blue eyes like that and even more spectacular with thick black eyelashes. Possibly the most beautiful man/boy I ever met. A year before I met my green eyed bf/husband. There are not many Paul Newman eyes in this world, but I met a guy who had it all til he died a few short months later, age 24yrs. Rare cancer. Gone.No choice but to go on and work hard in nursing school, which he knew was my goal.

Need to watch that movie tonight, and I thank you for the reminder.

Another pair of beautiful eyes is Leann Womack's. I'm told mine are not so bad, even in my fossilized state of age. Green.

President Trump gave a great speech tonight.Respectful. Subdued. Tired. But not tired of winning. May God be with him and give him strength. Please pray for him and his cabinet as they make the world safer.

Here's my Foreigner and A Fool For You Anyway, Moron's and 'ettes. XXXX

https://tinyurl.com/sjhtmpjw

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 01, 2026 10:37 PM (WONhk)

125 I might indeed be the Moron who likes Morrissey and the Smiths.

Posted by: gKWVE, of the international play boys at April 01, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

Girlfriend introduced me to the Smiths round about 1984. Been a fan ever since. Johnny Marr is the man.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 01, 2026 10:37 PM (QaH55)

126 Bless her heart
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

What’s snotty pretentious see you next Tuesday.
I suppose she was photographed enjoying the parties at their winery during the Covid shutdowns and tut tutting at the peasants locked in their homes with their masks and fear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2026 10:29 PM (A5RD0)

But, but, but, everyone just KNOWS that southerners are a bunch of backward hicks that hate anyone who isn't just exactly like them.

I mean, EVERYONE.

Stupid bitch. We don't hate people who are not like us. We just hate you, you sanctimonious twat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2026 10:37 PM (DwqWV)

127 The guy rubbing his skin off in the shower after discovering he was with a tranny wouldn't be allowed today in a movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:38 PM (V4IXI)

128 122 TRex, did Elvis have an earlier version of that tune?

--

web says Rick Nelson, probably

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 10:39 PM (znREB)

129 >>Newman was a pretty good amateur racer. Raced a lot!

Did a lot of it at Lime Rock in Connecticut. Great course.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

130 First Moz song I heard was Every Day Is Like Sunday, so I had to get all that Smiths stuff some years after the fact. Wish I had caught Queen Is Dead when it came out. Oh well.

Posted by: gKWVE will meet you at the cemet'ry gates at April 01, 2026 10:39 PM (gKWVE)

131
On the next perigee loop around, in about a day, they will deorbit it to burn over the South Pacific. Orion will then do the TLI boost to get it to the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

If they could sling shot around the sun they would be able to go back in time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

132 There are some albums where you just memorize, or memorise if you're them, every line.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:40 PM (gKWVE)

133 Orion will then do the TLI boost to get it to the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

What's TLI ?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 10:41 PM (znREB)

134 Morons: a poll.

Alaska or Japan for a 30th anniversary vacation. Hubby would like to do Europe. I am hell to the naw naw.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:42 PM (syAfa)

135 web says Rick Nelson, probably

Went and listened. You are right! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 01, 2026 10:42 PM (7D3Aa)

136 Watching Gutfeld and they're discussing Gavin Newsome's wife's interview with Jen Psaki where she (Newsome) talks about taking their young children to Alabama so they can see and experience racism, poverty and ignorance (paraphrasing) first hand.

What infuriates me is Mrs Newsome's smug condescension and confidence that nobody will ask her to 'give us an example that the kid's saw....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

She should have taken them to Huntsville.

But seriously, what a racist cunt.
Yes, s/he/it clearly sees southerners as something less than what she seems normal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2026 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)

137 The used to race at the Chennault Airbase in Lake Charles after it was closed down after the Vietnam War was over. Before it was closed Lockheed leased it to do maintenance and refits on Cobra helicopters.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:43 PM (V4IXI)

138 > What's TLI ?
----------
Trans
Lunar
Injection

"Full power to the moon"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2026 10:44 PM (AkEZC)

139 Where does one begin...
I didn't think anyone else knew of the Spinettes..thanks T!
That drill press restoration! I will finish watching it later on...
Having always used these tools, I'm always fascinated by these videos.
Oh, and the fool card? Yeah, I fit most of those descriptions...
Unfortunately😟.

I nominate Mr. T-REX to be an official CoB. He surely does the big work! (Not that my opinion matters..)
(OhYeah, and DOOF!)...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2026 10:45 PM (dACf/)

140 Remember when one of the news shows went undercover at a NASCAR event to show how racist the fans were? FAIL.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:45 PM (V4IXI)

141 COMM, I'm with you 100% on TRex and Doof being tagged as CoBs! Both are good at what they do.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 01, 2026 10:46 PM (7D3Aa)

142 126 Bless her heart
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

What’s snotty pretentious see you next Tuesday.
I suppose she was photographed enjoying the parties at their winery during the Covid shutdowns and tut tutting at the peasants locked in their homes with their masks and fear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2026 10:29 PM (A5RD0)

But, but, but, everyone just KNOWS that southerners are a bunch of backward hicks that hate anyone who isn't just exactly like them.

I mean, EVERYONE.

Stupid bitch. We don't hate people who are not like us. We just hate you, you sanctimonious twat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2026 10:37 PM (DwqWV)

Wow! I was just whining a little with my original comment but I seem to have touched a nerve.

Love when that happens!

A few minutes later in the show Tyrus kind of asked the same question...saying 'someone should ask her where in Alabama ? What city? When were you there? '

Now they're talking about that Don Lemon Moron...and not in the good moron way either.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 10:46 PM (QGaXH)

143 Evening.

Please God say there is no talk of numbers tonight.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2026 10:48 PM (i+IiT)

144 The guy rubbing his skin off in the shower after discovering he was with a tranny wouldn't be allowed today in a movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:38 PM (V4IXI)

SHE PEES STANDING UP!!!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:48 PM (snZF9)

145 I don't have a lot to do with 'popular" culture. The majority is clearly aimed at younger audiences, not someone in their seventies. Happened to watch Trump's address on the local Fox channel and didn't switch after. Some show called The Masked Singer came on. Never heard of it before. The music was awful, I didn't know who any of the performers or panelists were and it was so overblown with fake excitement it made my teeth hurt. So-called adults were acting like they were the Peanut Gallery on Howdy Doody. I could feel brain cells dying the longer I watched.

After a few minutes of thinking WTF is this thing, I muted the sound and opened a book. If this crap actually has millions of followers, I fear for the country. The books on my shelves never looked better.

Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2026 10:48 PM (yTvNw)

146 60 "Everybody Plays the Fool" - Main Ingredient

that...fucking...song....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

Bought the 45 rpm single when I was a kid.
Still like it today.

"Fool in the Rain" - Led Zeppelin

Posted by: Joemarine at April 01, 2026 10:49 PM (y171U)

147 Van Halen "Fools" @ Piper Club Rome Italy 1980 https://youtu.be/0zXimFUS8uE

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (syz1S)

148
Saw The Who in 1971 in Chicago's Auditorium Theater. Great acoustics and they put on a wonderful concert, including "Won't get fooled again". Loud.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (eBcaT)

149 Some years ago we went to tour the Univ of Alabama.
I thought the ppl were super nice but the sky was too low and the land too flat and it was too muggy.
Hubby & kty thought they saw racism. I asked how. They said ppl self-segregated by color.
I said it's the same in Philly, except there was more yellow and brown in Philly.
Sometimes -isms are in the eyes of the observers

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (eZ5tL)

150 My mom sometimes watched The Masked Singer. I concur, it was hot garbage.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (i+IiT)

151 If already posted, my apologies

Led Zepplin...Fool in the Rain

https://tinyurl.com/mnps38bj

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (WONhk)

152 My dad had a drill press joke. He'd hold up 2 fingers and say, "What's this?"
Answer: A drill press operator ordering 3 beers.

Drill press operators tended to lose fingers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

153 "Lets have a bachelor party, with chicks, and guns, and firetrucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze."

Whats not to like??? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

No beastly Honda Trail 110. Not even a mention.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 01, 2026 10:52 PM (glnUu)

154 @134

>>Alaska or Japan for a 30th anniversary vacation. Hubby would like to do Europe. I am hell to the naw naw.

Been to both, If you have to pick one, pick Japan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2026 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)

155 The Cars have a song called Cool Fool. Sounds nothing like the Cars because Ocasek doesn't sing it ( he wrote it) and it has rock guitar. Not bad song though.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:55 PM (V4IXI)

156 Frank Sinatra's broken heart when he lost "Ava Gardner"
You can feel the pain in "I'm a Fool to Want You"

https://tinyurl.com/2n2nsydj

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 10:55 PM (33qKx)

157 138 > What's TLI ?
----------
Trans
Lunar
Injection

"Full power to the moon"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2026 10:44 PM (AkEZC)

More Trans stuff...?

Is there no escaping it?

You left off 'Alice' in your last sentence...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 10:55 PM (QGaXH)

158 so everyone talked me into listening to Plant's Ship of Fools.
It is actually good.
I'd not heard it before.
-----
The music industry has always been a Hunter S. Thompson world (most of you will get the quote).

I would like to encourage the 'Rons who aren't familiar with Robert Plants FIRST solo album to find it and give it a listen. Its titled "Pictures at Eleven".

Plant stepped out first after John Bonham's death ended Led Zeppelin. He put together a masterful album...it had his ringing voice and reminded listeners that he was the voice of Zeppelin. But the album wasn't a blatant attempt to rip off Led Zeppelin.

Musically, it included the previously undiscovered Robbie Blunt on guitars. More than half the tracks had Phil Collins on drums, even though Genesis was at the height of their popularity--that was the power that Robert Plant had. The remaining tracks had Cozy Powell on drums, whose resume included long stints with Rainbow, Whitesnake, and Emerson Lake and Powell (the successor to Emerson Lake and Palmer).

Here's a haunting track off Robert Plant's first solo album. It sounds both "like Zeppelin", and yet...individual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doj08c62

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2026 10:56 PM (Cjcf6)

159 >>> My mom sometimes watched The Masked Singer. I concur, it was hot garbage.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (i+IiT)

Oh it is. But the costumes are fun.

Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2026 10:56 PM (sRnGJ)

160 The Masked Singer is something you would see in Japan. Wouldn't be surprised that's where they got it from.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:57 PM (V4IXI)

161 Q: What's the opposite of intonation?
A: Detonation.
youtube.com/watch?v=A72olKzlN_Q

Posted by: gp at April 01, 2026 10:58 PM (N8ZBc)

162 Hubby & kty thought they saw racism. I asked how. They said ppl self-segregated by color.
I said it's the same in Philly, except there was more yellow and brown in Philly.
Sometimes -isms are in the eyes of the observers
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Heh.
How did your own little tour group rank in 'diversity' relative to the natives?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

163 Connie Francis "Everybody's Somebody's Fool" on The Ed Sullivan Show
https://youtu.be/iiDkSeoky6o

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2026 10:59 PM (syz1S)

164 My apologies, bad link to the Robert Plant song from his first EPIC solo album. Here's the better link:

https://shorturl.at/bNf40

Posted by: Crusader at April 01, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)

165
We've got cislunar and translunar space.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 10:59 PM (w6EFb)

166 you want French Eurythmics? we have French Eurythmics
youtu.be/sM2ZhByFcDk

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 11:00 PM (gKWVE)

167 How did your own little tour group rank in 'diversity' relative to the natives?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Yellow & brown

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 11:00 PM (eZ5tL)

168 Been to both, If you have to pick one, pick Japan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2026 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)

Yes. Not that I don't want to see Alaska. But damn. Japan is relatively cheap I am getting hubby ready for Japan trip. Thank you.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:01 PM (syAfa)

169 The Artemis launch was cool! Wish I could have seen it in person.

I'm deflated about the new video evidence that might exist that proves Bigfoot was a hoax. Film was finally processed that shows possible Bigfoot costume tests before the famous hoax footage was shot. Even though Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti is probably 100% fake, it's such a cool urban legend, I kind of want it to remain a mystery forever.

Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2026 11:01 PM (G7M92)

170 149 Some years ago we went to tour the Univ of Alabama.
I thought the ppl were super nice but the sky was too low and the land too flat and it was too muggy.
Hubby & kty thought they saw racism. I asked how. They said ppl self-segregated by color.
I said it's the same in Philly, except there was more yellow and brown in Philly.
Sometimes -isms are in the eyes of the observers
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 10:50 PM (eZ5tL)

My California beach-raised OC son insisted on going to UNC-Chapel Hill. He was warmly welcomed and stayed on for a Ph.D.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 11:01 PM (QGaXH)

171 Newsome's hypocrite wife should just take the children on a tour of California's homeless encampments.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2026 11:01 PM (0Htd1)

172
cis and trans were perfectly good Latin prefixes, meaning "same side" and "opposite side" roughly, used in scientific/technical jargon. Then, like other words, they got appropriated by lunatics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 11:02 PM (w6EFb)

173 Ultimately it was the preponderance of greek life in UA that made kte decide not to enroll
I guess she is anti-greek
A hele-phobe
Anti-Attican?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 11:03 PM (eZ5tL)

174 No ice funding. GOP bends o er to Democrats again. Because how else would this end? lol

Oh oh but Thune pinky swore he’ll fund ice through reconciliation. Phew. Here I was worried over nothing.

Posted by: Heroq at April 01, 2026 11:04 PM (IlFr/)

175 Hubby would like to do Europe. I am hell to the naw naw.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:42 PM (syAfa)

Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic.

Clean, beautiful, safe, inexpensive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 11:05 PM (n9ltV)

176 It ain't in Alabama where it's hard for a black guy to hail a cab. ( granted there aren't any cities in the South where you 'hail' a cab)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 11:05 PM (V4IXI)

177 Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a FOOL or a COWARD. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is BOTH.

…for a wounded man shall say to his assailant: “If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.”

Such is the rule of honor.

Posted by: Omerta at April 01, 2026 11:05 PM (hJH5n)

178 I was going to give a nod to MisHum with Zappa Dancin' Fool...
Comment 113 beat me to it😜...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2026 11:06 PM (dACf/)

179 >>Yes. Not that I don't want to see Alaska. But damn. Japan is relatively cheap I am getting hubby ready for Japan trip. Thank you.

Not sure why but over the last week or so X has been sending translated tweets between Japanese commenters and Americans. The reaction has been pretty cool. There are a lot of Japanese who like American culture. Texas BBQ seems high on the list.

I liked visiting a lot. Beautiful place and equally beautiful culture.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2026 11:08 PM (viF8m)

180 174: but they are funded to 2028!

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 01, 2026 11:08 PM (hJH5n)

181 I'm deflated about the new video evidence that might exist that proves Bigfoot was a hoax. Film was finally processed that shows possible Bigfoot costume tests before the famous hoax footage was shot. Even though Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti is probably 100% fake, it's such a cool urban legend, I kind of want it to remain a mystery forever.
Posted by: LizLem

Yeah, Bigfoot was a costume. But they couldn't make the walking gait weird enough with a human, so they used a gray alien.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2026 11:08 PM (VHUov)

182 Newsome's hypocrite wife should just take the children on a tour of California's homeless encampments.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2026 11:01 PM (0Htd1)

I think she's afraid that if she spent much time around real people, her nose would turn into a pig's snout, because she tries to stick it so high into the air.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2026 11:08 PM (S/Y4j)

183 Anonymous Rogue, congrats to your son! He sounds smart & hard-working.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 01, 2026 11:09 PM (znREB)

184 I suspect the car culture in this country isn't the best anymore either. That doesn't help matters.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
---

It started dying the day you could not go to the showroom, Monday, and buy the car that won on Sunday. That was the knell.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 11:10 PM (JZkx/)

185 Never saw "Nobody's Fool", but you made me curious. I just read that Willis took the base salary $1,400 per week just to be able to do a movie with Newman. Additionally, he was left out of the advertising (posters) at his own request and doesn't appear in the opening credits. He did this because he was all action movies in that time period and didn't want to confuse movie goers/fans. It was his prime, I belive (1994). Tandy died unexpectedly before the film was released. AND, Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in it playing a police officer in one his earlier roles.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2026 11:11 PM (dIske)

186 Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic.

Clean, beautiful, safe, inexpensive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 11:05 PM (n9ltV)

Thank you, CBD. Hubby lived and worked in Germany for a bit in the 1990s. He wants me to see it. He doesn't realize it has changed.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:12 PM (syAfa)

187 Oh? You've dedicated this ONT to me!

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at April 01, 2026 11:13 PM (R0wwO)

188 Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2026 11:11 PM (dIske)

If you like movies that just tells a basic story of life then this is one of the best imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 11:13 PM (V4IXI)

189 Decimated means 1 of 10. Annihilated is a better word.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

1 of 10 remaining

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 01, 2026 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

190 Not sure why but over the last week or so X has been sending translated tweets between Japanese commenters and Americans. The reaction has been pretty cool. There are a lot of Japanese who like American culture. Texas BBQ seems high on the list.

I liked visiting a lot. Beautiful place and equally beautiful culture.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2026 11:08 PM (viF8m)

I've been reading the Japanese tweets. Grok opened up communication between US and Japan. Cool beans.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:17 PM (syAfa)

191 >>> Hubby would like to do Europe. I am hell to the naw naw.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 10:42 PM (syAfa)
Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic.
Clean, beautiful, safe, inexpensive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 11:05 PM (n9ltV)

Switzerland still might be ok?

It used to be so clean people would float down the Aere River, the main river flowing though Bern, in the summer. Try that in the Seine and you'll probably get radiation poisoning and every parasite known to man. And they have some of the tougher immigration laws in Europe.

I hear Japan is cheap once you get there, it's the airfare that's killer. Travel goals!

Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2026 11:17 PM (gh+Ib)

192 nononated.

[do do di doodoo)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)

193 I've been reading the Japanese tweets. Grok opened up communication between US and Japan. Cool beans.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:17 PM (syAfa)

But my hovercraft remains full of eels.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 11:18 PM (JjVZx)

194 "I pity the fool."

Posted by: Mr. T at April 01, 2026 11:18 PM (6voJQ)

195 Oh? You've dedicated this ONT to me!
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson

If you were twice as smart, you'd still have to work hard to make it all the way up to "fool."

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)

196 >>> Yeah, Bigfoot was a costume. But they couldn't make the walking gait weird enough with a human, so they used a gray alien.

There weren't enough lizard people around?

Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2026 11:19 PM (gh+Ib)

197 151
I saw this post, and immediately fired up the Victrola and got up to dance! Amazing song (for me)! The instrumental changes throughout the song are quite impressive. 🎶

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2026 11:21 PM (dACf/)

198
Watching Gutfeld and they're discussing Gavin Newsome's wife's interview with Jen Psaki where she (Newsome) talks about taking their young children to Alabama so they can see and experience racism, poverty and ignorance (paraphrasing) first hand.

What infuriates me is Mrs Newsome's smug condescension and confidence that nobody will ask her to 'give us an example that the kid's saw....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

If the oleaginous Gavin becomes the Dim's nominee in 2028, tie this cupid stunt's bigotry around his neck in political advertising and strangle him with it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 11:22 PM (xG4kz)

199 “ they have some of the tougher immigration laws”

Lot of muzzies from Albania and the former Yugoslavia were let in. And like everywhere else they’re multiplying fast.

Posted by: Heroq at April 01, 2026 11:23 PM (IlFr/)

200 >>Switzerland still might be ok?

>>It used to be so clean people would float down the Aere River, the main river flowing though Bern, in the summer. Try that in the Seine and you'll probably get radiation poisoning and every parasite known to man. And they have some of the tougher immigration laws in Europe.

My peeps. Some of them.

Plus my old Swiss customer was in Bern and I always found a reason to visit at least once a year. The Christmas Market was really nice. Seriously beautiful country.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m)

201 We managed to do Australia bigly in 2003 when we were broke young kids and supporting my mentally ill MIL. The 30th anniversary trip will be lit!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:25 PM (syAfa)

202
Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_ scanner • Mar 27
Knoxville. Reifert Street. Caller said a bunch of people were in the street.
PD arrived and said they found that it was for a memorial balloon release. When they released their balloons, it hit the power lines and took out a
large portion of the neighborhood's power.

Ain't that just like Aunt Estelle, though? Woman always was a buzz killer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 11:27 PM (xG4kz)

203
Thank you, CBD. Hubby lived and worked in Germany for a bit in the 1990s. He wants me to see it. He doesn't realize it has changed.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Before you leave go to a good saddle maker and have him make you a leather collar that also covers the top of your shoulders and between your blades. Your in Austin? In San Antone there's Liebman's and I think Oscar Carvajals grandson is still in business.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 11:30 PM (JZkx/)

204 One of my kittens likes to watch youtube videos of birds and squirrels -- Cat TV if you will. I realized recently she doesn't want to watch it on her own, she wants to sit by me and watch it with me.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2026 11:30 PM (rbvCR)

205 140 Remember when one of the news shows went undercover at a NASCAR event to show how racist the fans were? FAIL.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

LoL!! I 'memba!! That was in 2002, when the post 9/11 view in the msm was that the racist America hillbillys were burning muslims at the stake around the country. They just had to find the most racist part of flyover land. Turned out that was Martinsville, VA. I think it was 20/20. One of those newz shows. They sent a couple of muslims, decked out in robes and prayer hats, to rural VA, hoping for a racist incident they were so sure wsa to happen. (cont'd)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2026 11:31 PM (o4wD0)

206 Well I heard Ms. Newsom squawk about her
I heard Ms Newsom put her down
I hope Ms. Newsom will remember
Southern people don't t need her around, anyhow
Sweet home Alabama.....

I could have cussed her out but it's not worth it.

Posted by: Case at April 01, 2026 11:33 PM (pvf3X)

207 It started dying the day you could not go to the showroom, Monday, and buy the car that won on Sunday. That was the knell.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 11:10 PM (JZkx/)

Much truth to that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 11:34 PM (snZF9)

208 This one came up as part of one of my mixes the other day --though I think I'll be removing it upon deeper reflection of the lyrics in light of Doug's...erm...proclivities. Once upon a time they were great -- especially the first two albums. This is from their fifth album, which definitely signaled their departure from faith:

Kings X - Fool You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9IYzjp9juw

Posted by: goozer at April 01, 2026 11:35 PM (BAs8w)

209 Did anyone say "Fool #1". I'm really old and remember Brenda Lee singing it on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1961. Old = ancient

Posted by: AlmostYuman at April 01, 2026 11:35 PM (xEtvN)

210 205: cont'd

Well, nothing happened and it was all on camera. Everyone was nice to them. Helped them to the ticket counter, explained NASCAR nuances at a short track (there aren't many), and generally just left them alone. Nothing happened. It was funny! Must have been a blow to there precious worldview. Maybe. They have since doubled and tripled down on the razist country bumpkin locals who hang minorities as a hobby.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2026 11:36 PM (o4wD0)

211
Was it not at a NASCAR event where the crowd was chanting "Fook Joe Biden" and the bimby behind the microphone expressed the idea of how cute it was that they were chanting, "Let's go Brandon" to support of one of the car drivers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 11:36 PM (xG4kz)

212 Before you leave go to a good saddle maker and have him make you a leather collar that also covers the top of your shoulders and between your blades. Your in Austin? In San Antone there's Liebman's and I think Oscar Carvajals grandson is still in business.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 11:30 PM (JZkx/)

We live in reality land outside Austin. I pray to not go to Europe. There is nothing there I would like to see. I would only go to please Mr Scary for our 30rh anniversary.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:37 PM (syAfa)

213
We live in reality land outside Austin. I pray to not go to Europe. There is nothing there I would like to see. I would only go to please Mr Scary for our 30rh anniversary.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Poland and Hungary only. The remaining countries are in the grasp of their illegal migrant invaders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 11:39 PM (xG4kz)

214 Dio, All the Fools Sailed Away:

https://tinyurl.com/4c2ankdv

Posted by: You Really Can't Beat RJD at April 01, 2026 11:40 PM (oPkIG)

215 We live in reality land outside Austin. I pray to not go to Europe. There is nothing there I would like to see. I would only go to please Mr Scary for our 30rh anniversary.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 11:37 PM (syAfa)

There's a lot I would like to see in europe, but we would have to neutron bomb the shit out of it first, because the locals suck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

216 >>> Yeah, Bigfoot was a costume. But they couldn't make the walking gait weird enough with a human, so they used a gray alien.

There weren't enough lizard people around?
Posted by: LizLem

There were, but the tails.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)

217 Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on glue
I glued my balls to my butthole again...

https://tinyurl.com/3xzmek4u

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2026 11:43 PM (ixzX2)

218
Sorry I'm late, some fool re-progrsmmed my GPS. At every intersection I heard Bugs Bunny's voice telling me to turn left.
Posted by: tankdemon

It sounds like you picked a bad night to drive around Albequerque.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 11:44 PM (xG4kz)

219 I would love to have seen Yurrup before it fell.

Got to see Japan, so at least I can't say I've never left this continent. Good enough!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

220 Ok. Before it gets too serious here, I will bid you all adue...
Or something....

"Time to say goodbye to consciousness.”
Love youz❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2026 11:44 PM (dACf/)

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