Kristi Noem's Husband Is a Not-So-Secret Crossdresser Who Adorns Himself With Ridiculous Fake Breasts

So I was wondering: Why does Kristi Noem feel that she can have a very non-covert, practically overt affair with Corey Lewandowski? She refused to even deny it when asked about it at a congressional hearing.

I'm not being judgey, I'm asking: Why does she think that? Doesn't she worry about the husband finding out?

The answer to the latter is "Nah, bruv." She does not worry about a jealous heterosexual husband, not at all.

She might worry about her husband stealing her Wonderbras, though.

And maybe this also explains why Trump moved so quickly to pack her off to Shield of the Americas Military School.

These are the photos that allegedly show Kristi Noem's husband Bryon wearing comically oversized, lopsided breasts -- complete with fake protruding nipples -- to female members of an online fetish community.
The Daily Mail obtained "hundreds" of messages purportedly sent between the former Secretary of Homeland Security's husband and three women who are involved in the so-called "bimbofication" fetish scene.
The kinky community involves people injecting their busts with freakishly large amounts of saline in pursuit of a "Barbie-doll"-like appearance.
The pictures show the South Dakota insurance mogul, who has three children with Noem, clad in pink hotpants and a skin-tight, flesh-colored crop-top stuffed with enormous balloons made to resemble massive cockeyed breasts.
His face is clearly visible in several of the photos, including one in which his expression is so mundane it could be from a driver's license photo.
In others he flashes a more flirty "kissy-face" pose in which he's pursing his lips.
The outlet spoke with national security experts who said the existence of the scandalous photographs could have made his wife subject to potential blackmail threats.
...
"They approach the person and say, if you work with us we won't expose this, and if you don't, we will. That's espionage 101."
Kristi Noem was ousted from her role at DHS on March 5 after a pair of disastrous congressional hearings, including fumbling a question about whether she was having an affair with married top aide Corey Lewandowski.

Noem claims the family has been "blindsided" by this. Press X to doubt. Her weird behavior suggests she's been dealing with this for years.

See the article for the pictures. This pervert is wearing a shirt, but you can see the fake hooters and their misaligned nipples under the fabric of the shirt.

I was going to post one but... eh. I'm not mad at you guys today so I won't do you like that.

Piper's tweet has a snap if you must see it.

If you don't want to see it: Imagine a seedier version of Hugh Laurie with giant foam-latex breasts with nipples that point the way to Bangor, Maine and Albuquerque, NM simultaneously.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

2
HELLO

Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (3ek7K)

3 AND boobs!
( . ) ( . )

....on topic even

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

4 I could have gone for many many weeks without this image in my brain.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

5 I could tell she was a train wreck a mile away

I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (JzGvw)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Sportsbra!!!

GO BOOBS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

8 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO... MANLY!

Posted by: 'e's a lumberjack and 'e's oh kay at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (gKWVE)

9 "Kristi Noem's Husband Is a Not-So-Secret Crossdresser Who Adorns Himself With Ridiculous Fake Breasts"

I suspect that Trump found this out right before he gave her the ax.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (0N4FZ)

10 I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (JzGvw)

He has done quite well this time around.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (n9ltV)

11 I find it quite sad when your husband is jealous that you have better tits than he does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

12
Not looking at the pictures.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (3ek7K)

13 Wait. I thought boobs were good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (ndZc7)

14 >>>I could tell she was a train wreck a mile away

i've hated her since she vetoed a bill to reserve girls sports for girls, just because one of her big corporate donors was a trans extremist.

>>>I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.

His decisions this term have been better except for Noem, and except for his, I assume, genuine contemplation of appointing Nazi short-eyes Matt Gaetz as director of FBI.

But mostly very solid. A complete 180 from the first term.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (1wjle)

15 Why does Kristi Noem feel that she can have a very non-covert, practically overt affair with Corey Lewandowski? She refused to even deny it when asked about it at a congressional hearing.

I mean, you follow the example your leader sets, and Trump's no angel...

Of course, she's no Trump, which is why she can't get away with it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

16 Noem would have been a Biden dream appointment.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (abIsI)

17 that is HILARIOUS

I'm sorry but wow

so funny

he looks great! super sexay

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (j+aD2)

18 But mostly very solid. A complete 180 from the first term.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (1wjle)

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (FtULh)

19 She shot a dog for less.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (98kQX)

20 Our entire ruling class is made up of sexual degenerates.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (N1DT3)

21 The Ewok is so close-minded. Imagine how much OnlyMorons money you could bring in if you thrown on some big fake bazooms? At least, $1.50 a month from Self-Abuse Pete.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (9FEtL)

22 People wondering about to click or not, it's not too bad, just stupid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (n5tGW)

23 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (4NO2D)

24 This guy is a fruit.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (n17eQ)

25 I guess in my daily prayers I should be thankful that my husband is not a cross dresser. I will tell him this soon.

It would have been simpler for her to ship him to Canada for the suicide pod. Altho I doubt anyone wants his organs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)

26 I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)

27 Speaking for the alleged Horde Mind : Yea every beating heart here would tap the Ice Queen.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (NtLe8)

28 hated her since she vetoed a bill to reserve girls sports for girls, just because one of her big corporate donors was a trans extremist.

I wonder if this was a "tell", that there was something going on in her own family.
I would not ever have suspected it was her husband however. He actually is handsome in his pictures where he is NOT dressed up like something he is not. Not meaning to sound gay or nothin'.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (gKWVE)

29 His decisions this term have been better except for Noem, and except for his, I assume, genuine contemplation of appointing Nazi short-eyes Matt Gaetz as director of FBI.

agree and who knows on Gaetz

that guy is such a self-promoter you really don't know if it wasn't mostly his own PR team pushing him

I'll never forgive her shooting that.... poor lil goat

she shot a goat! come on now

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (j+aD2)

30 Who wears it better.

Him or the shop teacher in Canada?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

31 23 Nancy Mace will come.

She's on my nutter list

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)

32 "Bryon"

Yup. Ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (kgE5c)

33 Did aliens put something in the water? Rainbow waves from space? What the fuck is with these people?

Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (D0HYP)

34 Maybe I can't blame her from running away

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0)

35 I still have to admit that I am pro-boob.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (El6/E)

36 Kristi Noem is probably thankful he is not a crinkly Furry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (2GVsD)

37 22 People wondering about to click or not, it's not too bad, just stupid.

yeah it's safe

you will crack up tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (j+aD2)

38 Tit-tays!

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (xNy4G)

39 Did she know he was doing this? Likely.

Did she know he was sharing pictures of it online in some fetish community?

Likely not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

40 31 23 Nancy Mace will come.

She's on my nutter list

hundred percent

also a Gaetz-level "influencer"

just super full of herself

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (j+aD2)

41 14 Nazi short-eyes Matt Gaetz

Matty does like them young.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (abIsI)

42 >>>27 Speaking for the alleged Horde Mind : Yea every beating heart here would tap the Ice Queen.

Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.

She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

43 BTW

Not going to search out pictures of this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)

44 Him or the shop teacher in Canada?
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Shop Teacher had some bigguns.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (n17eQ)

45 21 The Ewok is so close-minded. Imagine how much OnlyMorons money you could bring in if you thrown on some big fake bazooms? At least, $1.50 a month from Self-Abuse Pete.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

I'm your Huckleberry. That's just my game...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (JCZqz)

46 The Lewandowski thing makes more sense now.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

47 Hmmm… a threesome with me, Nancy Mace and Kristi Noem…

A guy can dream right…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (xT8gx)

48 I did not put Noem's Husband Is Cross-dresser on my 2026 bingo card. Crap!

Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (5rh/l)

49 Albuquerque, NM

I knew I should have taken a right turn at Alb...

carrot spit-take

Nope, I'm out.

Posted by: Bugs (HareLess) Bunny at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (FhXTo)

50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?

Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

51 43 BTW

Not going to search out pictures of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)
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Yeah, don't. That's a good call.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (oqH4h)

52 I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.

Posted by: Maroon

I think a part of the problem is that players at that level are often narcissists with a hidden agenda so oftentimes Trump’s choice is choosing between narcissists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

53 See the article for the pictures. I was going to post one but... eh. I'm not mad at you guys today so I won't do you like that.

Please? We've been very naughty...

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)

54 could have gone for many many weeks without this image in my brain.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

i'm just keeping kristie's (.) (.) in my mental image file as a safe haven....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (578V/)

55 This better not awaken anything in me.

Posted by: Dean Craig "Craigular Joe" Pelton, Greenwood Community College at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

56 50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

yoga pants? or fancy pants?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

57 Anna: Ed Driscoll on Instapundit is showing off the pics so you might want to... not scroll on that site.
Unfortunately whenever Driscoll posts something in there you have to scroll... and scroll... and scroll some more, just to get to a post that is worth reading below it.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (gKWVE)

58 Nasty people doing nasty things with other nasty people.

Posted by: Nasty is as nasty does at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (/1l9x)

59 Nancy Maces breasts have an open invitation to my ...

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (abIsI)

60 Kristi Noem is probably thankful he is not a crinkly Furry.

If only the #$%^in weirdo dressed like Old Yeller.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (D0HYP)

61 Biden's Supreme Court DEI hire wrote the dissent in an 8-1 SCOTUS decision striking down Colorado's law that made it a crime to ... checks notes ... tell confused little boys and girls that they were not members of the alternative sex. Her "reasoning" was that the first amendment doesn't apply if "medical professionals" agree that kids will commit suicide if you don't indulge their trendy transgender identity statements.

I bring this up only to remind everyone that Biden's Supreme Court DEI hire is related by marriage to Paul Ryan, who thinks she's a brilliant mind.

"Our politics may differ, but my praise for Ketanji's intellect, for her character, and for her integrity, is unequivocal," Ryan wrote.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (f0sNM)

62 42 >>>27 Speaking for the alleged Horde Mind : Yea every beating heart here would tap the Ice Queen.

Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.

She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

If you could get her to stop applying make-up with a trowel she'd probably be cute.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (9FEtL)

63 I was just showing off the Shield(s) of America

Posted by: Cricket's dad at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (ufJfM)

64 See the article for the pictures. I was going to post one but... eh. I'm not mad at you guys today so I won't do you like that.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM
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Very nice to show us mercy during Holy Week.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (ZOv7s)

65 Who wears it better.

Him or the shop teacher in Canada?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Mein gott! What zepplins!

Posted by: Paul von Hindenburg at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (wVcYX)

66 I doubt anyone wants his organs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (4NO2D)

67 33 Did aliens put something in the water? Rainbow waves from space? What the fuck is with these people?
Posted by: Chuck C

I WARNED YOU!!!!

Posted by: Alex Jones at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

68 Unless you're squishing the mish, you're a fag.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (Fbc0I)

69 42 >>>27 Speaking for the alleged Horde Mind : Yea every beating heart here would tap the Ice Queen.

Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.

She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

So you would not wash your face with her ass?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

70 now Nancy Mace -- I would put aside my feelings for her and do what I must for England.

Posted by: Dean Craig at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)

71 Hey leave Maine out of this. We have enough problems without dealing with deceptive nipples.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (gZLU7)

72 Willow'd:

Last night, one of the 'Ettes predicted (incorrectly) that 'Rons would be panting all over the prospect of racy photos of Fang Fang coming out in the Swalwell Files. Instead, the general reaction was "Eh, she's average for a Chinese gal. 5 or 6, in context." But clearly, that doesn't stop some of the guys here normally, who appear (as Ace has noted) to be in prison.

I think the difference is that ordinary women are interesting, and 304s are not. You can find photos of above-average 304s by accident, with an innocent search on the wrong terms, and perfect 10s are an easy deliberate query away. But -- this is my hypothesis -- the accidentally famous ordinary woman retains an element of mystery, and that's what incites the interest.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (Sy6m/)

73 Trump's vetting team missed this ?? I.don't.think.so....I do think that performance is what got her "reassigned".

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

74 You know what the real problem is? Tomorrow is April Fools and how are we going to top this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)

75 @13 "Wait. I thought boobs were good."

Not hairy ones.

Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (pvf3X)

76 >>>So you would not wash your face with her ass?

ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)

77 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

That's how you get the pinkeye

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (gKWVE)

78 See the article for the pictures. I was going to post one but... eh. I'm not mad at you guys today so I won't do you like that.

I want you to understand how grateful we are for this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (El6/E)

79 26 I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04

I am going to let you in on a little secret- the hotness / goodness of the spouse does not affect a narcissist who believes their physical needs trump vows, family and everything else.

In this story, I do not know who wins the title of worst. Seems like they both weren’t very committed to each other.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (OoFl2)

80 Wow, this is perfect! Kristi Noem is just
the kind of wife a Barbie fetishist would need!

lol

She was really out of place as head of ICE.

I could see her as the head of a comic book spy agency, though,l, so mm ething ike N.I.C.E.

Posted by: kallisto at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (AFgnE)

81 Not going to look, nope, can't make me...

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)

82 Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.

She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)
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Politics really hardens women's faces. You see it again and again. She used to be very cute, fresh-faced and then whether its the stress or attention, she just took on the Tammy Faye Bakker look.

Never go full Tammy Faye.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)

83 I'm not voting for Pope or Pastor for that matter so I care about results in government and don't spend a lot of time moralizing about what our elected/appointed folks do....

But is it that difficult to find someone who isn't either a sexual weirdo themselves or directly connected to someone who is?

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

84 Kristi Noem is probably thankful he is not a crinkly Furry.

Who knows who she would have shot if he was!?!?!

Posted by: Tyler James Robinson at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (JCZqz)

85 Afternoon.

At this point I'm all in favor of sending off to slave labor camps anyone who shows even the slightest deviant fetish up to and including foot bros.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (fRE40)

86 >>>So you would not wash your face with her ass?

ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)
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Berserker Bro.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (DwICI)

87 As long as Mr Noem does not steal ladies luggage at the airport what's the problem?

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)

88 76 >>>So you would not wash your face with her ass?

ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)

Honestly...Berserker's brother. I just really liked the quote.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

89 Let me guess, the left's tolerant, sex-positive take on all this is Trump should be impeached because the husband of one of his appointees is a perv?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

90 save a dog, shoot a transvestite hubby's fake tits
... i might have to work on making that hit the rhythm better

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (gKWVE)

91 >>>Honestly...Berserker's brother. I just really liked the quote.

it's definitely catchy

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

92 He has made way better hiring decisions this term, but there’s definitely been a few duds like this. I would argue this position was maybe the most important in terms of his brand, being tough on border security.

I also think Pam Bondi turns out to be pretty worthless.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (JzGvw)

93 Robert

Take a look at Tensor please.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

94 Love is love H8ers.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (0TtYd)

95 Next thing we'll hear is John Thune likes a good pegging with his wife's dick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (abIsI)

96 Appears he wanted to get caught. Explains her dismissal. Kids unfortunately pay for Dad's jizzfest.

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (xNy4G)

97 50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (OoFl2)

98
I didn't have a problem with Noem shooting a dog on her ranch. It was a killer and couldn't be trained out of it. It was her putting it in an autobiography and expecting everybody to see it as something cool, an authentic piece of rural life.

This is a recurring theme with her. If she's OK with something, she can't comprehend it being a problem with the public.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (VWtfl)

99 ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM

It's our gift, it's our curse.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (4NO2D)

100 Politics really hardens women's faces. You see it again and again. She used to be very cute, fresh-faced and then whether its the stress or attention, she just took on the Tammy Faye Bakker look.

Never go full Tammy Faye.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)
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I think you are correct, but extend it to any high-stress, more-than-full-time job.

Females in these roles take on the stresses and time sinks of being in traditionally-masculine roles but want to retain their feminine beauty, so they do botox, fillers, surgery, and makeup to cover it all up until the inevitable Tammy Faye look sets in.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h)

101 >>now Nancy Mace -- I would put aside my feelings for her and do what I must for England.

Noem is crazy adjacent. Mace is bug fuck nuts directly.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)

102 Take a look at Tensor please.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

Seems like Mr Noem is more in need of Bigby's Pimp Slap

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)

103 >>>Kristi Noem is probably thankful he is not a crinkly Furry.

At least if he was a furry he would be in a full costume and nobody would recognize him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (CNl8/)

104 ....and perfect 10s are an easy deliberate query away...

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There ain't no 10s.

Posted by: Bobby Bare at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (TN0g+)

105 "Next thing we'll hear is John Thune likes a good pegging with his wife's dick."

He seems to enjoy it when Chuck Schumer does it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (f0sNM)

106 Honestly I don’t really give a fuck. First off he’s not the one in government. Second are we all going to start measuring someone’s professional career by what their spouses do in private? Gonna get really slippery slope really fast.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (0TtYd)

107 Take a look at Tensor please.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

Niiiiiice!

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (fRE40)

108 The Lewandowski thing makes more sense now.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
*******
I find him creepy, but I guess it's a step up the ladder.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)

109 Bitch shot her dog because he didn't hunt correctly. I kept my mouth shut because I thought she was doing a good job with immigration enforcement.

Now that she's gone. Fuck her and her cross dressing husband.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (V4IXI)

110 The Horde, YOUR Horde ace, runs the deviance gamut, from Fenelon on one end to, well the others. We are a potpourri of predelictions.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (pDt9x)

111 Ace isn't mad at us today?

What did we do wrong?

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (aTgV0)

112 92 He has made way better hiring decisions this term, but there’s definitely been a few duds like this. I would argue this position was maybe the most important in terms of his brand, being tough on border security.

I also think Pam Bondi turns out to be pretty worthless.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (JzGvw)
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Can we face facts that Trump has a weakness for good looking (ish) women? If there's one pattern in his hiring over both terms it's that. I think it makes him overlook a LOT of faults.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (oqH4h)

113 @Ikennect
Governor Ron DeSantis is calling on the Florida Legislature to impeach Circuit Judge Tiffany Baker!
Baker allowed Daniel Spencer out on bond after he was convicted of abusing his stepdaughter Missy.
Spencer went home and murdered Missy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)

114 I didn't have a problem with Noem shooting a dog on her ranch. It was a killer and couldn't be trained out of it. It was her putting it in an autobiography and expecting everybody to see it as something cool, an authentic piece of rural life.

No one blamed Travis for shooting Old Yeller. However, I'm sure Travis never talked about it, let alone bragged about it.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (D0HYP)

115 Some good looking women are also good at their jobs (McEneany)

Some are decidedly really bad at them.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)

116 50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (OoFl2)

Yeah… why that angle?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (xT8gx)

117
Never go full Tammy Faye.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)

Tammy Faye doesn't look that crazy to me anymore. I see women wearing huge false eyelashes and I can see the contour drawn on their face and their brows laminated like Thanedar and they look like their face would leave stains on your blouse if they hugged your shirt.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (hFsFh)

118 Bangor? I just met her!

Posted by: Bad Joke Central at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (It5AG)

119 Like Stevie Wonder eyes.

One is looking at the wall the other is looking at the ceiling.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (aTgV0)

120 Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (0TtYd)

Sometimes a person's personal life and how they handle it can indicate red flags to look for in their professional life.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)

121 Speaking of retarded shit…

Bernie tweeted that he wants to tax billionaires at 5% a year, raise $4.4T every year and give “families” (whatever that even means) a $12k check with the money.

Slight problem is for 5% of a number to be worth 4.4 trillion that number needs to be $880T. Which is about 10X the net worth of all of the billionaires in the country. And then of course the whole and stock market plunging thing as billionaires have to sell stock to pay the tax.

Nobody ever accused communists of being good at math.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (0TtYd)

122
I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)

Just goes to show that no matter how hot she is, somewhere someone is tired of her shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (y9nCu)

123 Baker allowed Daniel Spencer out on bond after he was convicted of abusing his stepdaughter Missy.
Spencer went home and murdered Missy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)

What's the problem?

Posted by: The Pro-Criminal Left at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (fRE40)

124 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZG4ElvyMvM

BOB & TOM - Manboobs

Posted by: Desinex at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (jrgJz)

125 "Bangor? I just met her!"

That's the kink.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (aTgV0)

126 What did we do wrong?
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (aTgV0)

after Mark Andrew Edwards' post, ace is probably going to give us a pic of Ketanji Jackson showing off her booty

Posted by: she shows her ass in every legal dissent already at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (gKWVE)

127 meh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (MIIRH)

128 Bitch shot her dog because he didn't hunt correctly.

I understood it was dying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)

129 108 The Lewandowski thing makes more sense now.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
*******
I find him creepy, but I guess it's a step up the ladder.
Posted by: redridinghood

He's a brute.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (abIsI)

130 Republican women in politics are no better than the Democrat women. They're all covert feminists and they do more damage to conservatives than the leftists.

Posted by: resist_we_much at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (cpys8)

131
24 This guy is a fruit.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM

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Well, yeah. Whatever social subcategories and obscure terminology are cited, it's actually as simple as that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (VWtfl)

132 Honestly I don’t really give a fuck. First off he’s not the one in government.

It is blackmail material. It should impact her security clearance.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (D0HYP)

133 Noem is crazy adjacent. Mace is bug fuck nuts directly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)
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10000% this.

Nancy Mace is a bunny boiler

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (oqH4h)

134 56 50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

yoga pants? or fancy pants?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March

I think what this poor guy is missing is I am either a very annoying older or younger sister to y’all, depending on where you fall on the 29 scale.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (OoFl2)

135 Bernie is in his dotage. I wager his math skills are less than optimal.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)

136 Commies don’t need math.

Posted by: Accomack at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (8jVAy)

137 Just goes to show that no matter how hot she is, somewhere someone is tired of her shit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (y9nCu)
*******
Maybe she's tired of his shit.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (NpAcC)

138 "AND boobs!
( . ) ( . )"

(. Y .)

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (aTgV0)

139 I didn't have a problem with Noem shooting a dog on her ranch. It was a killer and couldn't be trained out of it. It was her putting it in an autobiography and expecting everybody to see it as something cool, an authentic piece of rural lif....

It was a killer? He killed some chickens. He didn't attack a person.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)

140 ...Circuit Judge Tiffany Baker...

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I looked so you wouldn't have to: "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (TN0g+)

141 Sometimes a person's personal life and how they handle it can indicate red flags to look for in their professional life.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)

Ok maybe. I’ll grant you a maybe there if it’s you that has the personal life issues. But this is her husband’s personal life. You can be good at your job even if your husband is a weirdo. The two are not related.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)

142 132 Honestly I don’t really give a fuck. First off he’s not the one in government.

It is blackmail material. It should impact her security clearance.
Posted by: Chuck C at March

It isn’t any more!

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (OoFl2)

143 97 50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Lol. It's a fierce pose.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (uVtfw)

144 106

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (MIIRH)

145 119 Like Stevie Wonder eyes.

One is looking at the wall the other is looking at the ceiling.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (aTgV0)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Zombie Marty Feldman at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (skR0U)

146 Let me guess, the left's tolerant, sex-positive take on all this is Trump should be impeached because the husband of one of his appointees is a perv?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

When the solution is always the same thing, be it "socialism" or "tax the rich" or "impeach Trump" then you know that these are not solutions, they are only goals, and the claimed pretext is just an excuse.

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (rbvCR)

147 74 You know what the real problem is? Tomorrow is April Fools and how are we going to top this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Tomorrow is also oral arguments at SCOTUS for the Birthright Citizen case. If all goes well, the conservative justices will make it clear that illegals having babies in the US aren't automatically citizens, and the Lefty judges will freak the fuck out.

I expect KBJ to be especially retarded and hysterical.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (JCZqz)

148 Bernie is in his dotage. I wager his math skills are less than optimal.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)
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They weren't so great when he was in his youngage.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (DwICI)

149 Bitch shot her dog because he didn't hunt correctly.

I understood it was dying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)

Only after she shot him.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (V4IXI)

150 At least Piper trimmed her nostril hair, instead of going "natural"

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

151 My default belief right now is that every politician, every wealthy person, every Hollywood producer, director, actor, actress, and studio executive is a degenerate.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (f0sNM)

152 Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Lol. It's a fierce pose.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM

ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DESPAIR

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (4NO2D)

153 I never even noticed Piper's pic on her Twatter page.

Oh...Piper's CUTE!

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (fRE40)

154 Never forget, SCOTUS will disappoint you.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (abIsI)

155 If Sanders was any good at math he wouldn't be a (literal) late-stage, Chernenko-era Soviet commie. That's about when he honeymooned in the USSR.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (gKWVE)

156 150 At least Piper trimmed her nostril hair, instead of going "natural"
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

What are you implying?

Posted by: Candace Owens at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (skR0U)

157 Was her dog a chihuahua. Because if it was she gets a pass.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (pDt9x)

158 Bangor?

Hell, I hardly knew her!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (wtvvX)

159 Thank you Robert.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (2GVsD)

160 Ok maybe. I’ll grant you a maybe there if it’s you that has the personal life issues. But this is her husband’s personal life. You can be good at your job even if your husband is a weirdo. The two are not related.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)
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If you're a regular professional man in [insert industry here] and your wife is also frequenting sex/fetish clubs and it's a non-secret in your area of operations, don't be surprised when people take you less seriously because you don't have your shit together at home.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)

161 I find it quite sad when your husband is jealous that you have better tits than he does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM

Imma go out on a limb and say that's one pair of tittays that you're *not* looking at.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (Wnv9h)

162 I didn't have a problem with Noem shooting a dog on her ranch. It was a killer and couldn't be trained out of it. It was her putting it in an autobiography and expecting everybody to see it as something cool, an authentic piece of rural lif....

It was a killer? He killed some chickens. He didn't attack a person.
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I think its well established that most seriel killers begin by killing small animals when they're growing up...

Posted by: Confusing man at a dinner party at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (TN0g+)

163 You can be good at your job even if your husband is a weirdo. The two are not related.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)

She's lying about not knowing about it . And she openly was having an affair with a staffer.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (V4IXI)

164 I can't imagine he didn't know putting stuff on line will come out... He must have wanted it too.... Revenge for her affair ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (kamC8)

165 Never forget, SCOTUS will disappoint you.
----------------------------------------------------

John Roberts and the Amy Comey Barrett will side with the leftists. Bet money on it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (f0sNM)

166 Now we have a horse with a broken leg and a gunshot wound.

-Just the Punchline-

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (PSEDc)

167 Posted by: Confusing man at a dinner party at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (TN0g+)

Heh. The next Cujo !

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (V4IXI)

168 It’s funny how leftists think evil billionaires have a vault somewhere where their billions are stashed in cash. Like Scrooge McDuck. And if you take 5% of it out it will have zero effects elsewhere in the global financial system.

They are at their core children who still believe in Santa Claus.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (0TtYd)

169 I beat my balls.

Posted by: France at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (nvKZ7)

170 141 Sometimes a person's personal life and how they handle it can indicate red flags to look for in their professional life.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)

Ok maybe. I’ll grant you a maybe there if it’s you that has the personal life issues. But this is her husband’s personal life. You can be good at your job even if your husband is a weirdo. The two are not related.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (Uxei0)

171 169 Not on my dick.

Posted by: Turkey at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (nvKZ7)

172 143 97 50 We are going to talk about Piper's pic on her X page, right?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)

You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Lol. It's a fierce pose.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04

Ha! Thank you. It’s actually a screen shot from an instagram reel / ad for my studio. The lighting was ideal.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (OoFl2)

173 I would pay one MILLION quatloos for a picture of Piper's yoga pants.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (aTgV0)

174 My prediction is 7-2 on the birthright case with Alito and Thomas being the 2.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (0TtYd)

175 I usually check the new book releases every day which include, of course, much cliterature. For the last several weeks, I've noticed a marked increase in spanking books. Make of that what you will. For example

https://is.gd/YBW74R

https://is.gd/JqzdQE

https://is.gd/VSz7B0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (ndZc7)

176 138 "AND boobs!
( . ) ( . )"

(. Y .)
Posted by: eleven

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Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (JCZqz)

177 174 My prediction is 7-2 on the birthright case with Alito and Thomas being the 2.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (0TtYd)

I won't be surprised if you are right... Unfortunately

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (kamC8)

178 122
I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)

In an interview years ago Heather Locklear admitted that an early husband had a 3K a month porn addiction that ended their marriage. Even Heather friggin' Locklear can't lock them down.

Posted by: Croaker at March 31, 2026 04:56 PM (+BcZI)

179 John Roberts is a Bushie, and ACB is a Papist. You know where they will come down on birthright citizenship for illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:56 PM (f0sNM)

180 She's lying about not knowing about it . And she openly was having an affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (V4IXI)

A lying politician who also fucks around? Quick to my fainting couch. For I have never seen or heard of such a thing.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:56 PM (0TtYd)

181 21 The Ewok is so close-minded. Imagine how much OnlyMorons money you could bring in if you thrown on some big fake bazooms? At least, $1.50 a month from Self-Abuse Pete.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (9FEtL)

I think Onan the Barbarian would be an apt Moron name...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

182 We just hope those babies aren't filled with hydrogen.

Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)

183 This court would never change the birthright citizen precedence. No chance at all, nada.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (pDt9x)

184 Sometimes a person's personal life and how they handle it can indicate red flags to look for in their professional life.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)

I wonder if Mr Noem, or whatever he is, didn't deeply resent his wife, the time she spent in politics, and the crap he wound up being dumped on him, and this is he revenge.
That is the only excuse I can think for the dead level expression in the kink pic.

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (rbvCR)

185 Community Note

Those are not his tits.
Also, not sexy.

I feel bad for the guy. Imagine you like women with 3000 cc saline boobs. Okay, sure. That's your thing.

But that REALLY narrows down the pool.

Back to my Argentinian film 'Crazy Old Lady.' On Shudder. Not about Hillary or Nancy. Some poor guy goes to take care of his ex-wifes mother. Crap just got real. We'll see how bad this horror movie gets.

But sadly, I'm sure morons here could beat it.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (Sco7b)

186 154 Never forget, SCOTUS will disappoint you.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

True, but....they've been on a tear recently. And the ask isn't that crazy...you just need legal, permanent status, consistent with Wong Kim Ark and other precedent.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (JCZqz)

187 Imagine a seedier version of Hugh Laurie with giant foam-latex breasts with nipples that point the way to Bangor, Maine and Albuquerque, NM simultaneously.

I don't think he was in that season of Blackadder.

IYKYK

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (93YsA)

188 She was really out of place as head of ICE.

I could see her as the head of a comic book spy agency, though,l, so mm ething ike N.I.C.E.
Posted by: kallisto at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (AFgnE)

Well, she's been put in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. of the Americas. Unfortunately, that means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch, instead of Scarlett Johansson's catsuit. However! Since she kind of looks a little like Angelina Jolie, this opens up the possibility of a Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow crossover. Niiice.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (Sy6m/)

189 182 We just hope those babies aren't filled with hydrogen.

Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

190 So dude is going to establish residency and run for US House seat in Delaware?

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (PYrt4)

191 Heather probably didn't do the "things".

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (aTgV0)

192 Manzire or bro for support ?

Posted by: BIP at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (HcoTw)

193 My prediction is 7-2 on the birthright case with Alito and Thomas being the 2.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (0TtYd)

I won't be surprised if you are right... Unfortunately
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (kamC

******
Alito and Thomas broke the mold. I can't imagine that we will ever get another Justice as great as these two have been.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (NpAcC)

194 I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Haven’t you heard the expression that for every hot woman in existence there is a guy who’s tired of her shit?

Besides if you’re into freaky gay shit like this guy, you could have Sydney Sweeny nekkid in front of you and it won’t matter.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (0TtYd)

195 173 I would pay one MILLION quatloos for a picture of Piper's yoga pants.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM

I am flattered, but you will have waisted your life savings of quatloos.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (OoFl2)

196 Say, wasn't this freak teaching woodshop in Canada a while back?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (guGkK)

197 She's lying about not knowing about it . And she openly was having an affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Channeling Kristi:
I was his beard and he was my leg up, we got along well and everything was fine until it got into him like a drug and he went bozo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (ZwdAr)

198 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)

199 Oh Nancy...quit hanging around.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (aTgV0)

200 198 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)

So he can join Tucker and Nostrils...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (kamC8)

201 You know, I would probably shoot the dog, too, since shooting the husband would be filled with serious life enjoyment decreasing consequences.
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (x9vBb)

Posted on the wrong thread.

Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (x9vBb)

202 It was a killer? He killed some chickens. He didn't attack a person.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Worrying livestock is a capital offense for a farm dog.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (a+4eV)

203 Bernie tweeted that he wants to tax billionaires at 5% a year, raise $4.4T every year and give “families” (whatever that even means) a $12k check with the money.

Slight problem is for 5% of a number to be worth 4.4 trillion that number needs to be $880T. Which is about 10X the net worth of all of the billionaires in the country.

-
Well, he's a politician not a mathematician.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (ndZc7)

204 Even Heather friggin' Locklear can't lock them down.

This is like the opposite version of that football guy whose wife left him: multi millionaire athlete handsome guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (El6/E)

205 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)

Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (fRE40)

206 "I am flattered, but you will have waisted your life savings of quatloos.
Posted by: Piper"

Boner totally gone.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (aTgV0)

207 So, is a hot wife a harlot? (Stolen from Shakespeare.)

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (YlWIZ)

208 ]I]BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM

Then he flicked his reptilian nictitating membrane.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)

209 He didn't have the grace to at least don tasteful A cups under a spaghetti strap teddy. Sad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (kpS4V)

210
Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (fRE40)

Back to the drawing board with that one...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (kamC8)

211 I don't think he was in that season of Blackadder.
IYKYK
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (93YsA)

So . . . "Bob".

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (rbvCR)

212 I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)

I know of a former Budweiser model who married an old highschool buddy of a friend of mine. She came home one day and this loser greeted her in the hallway wearing her underwear. She was unamused and shortly afterwards, unmarried..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (nbLIj)

213 It was a killer? He killed some chickens. He didn't attack a person.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)

Yes, that makes it a killer. Particularly if you eat because of those chickens.

Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (x9vBb)

214 Worrying livestock is a capital offense for a farm dog.

Yeah, once a dog figures out they can kill critters they go "oh, I can do that?" and its a big playground for them. They wipe out flocks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (El6/E)

215 Alito and Thomas broke the mold. I can't imagine that we will ever get another Justice as great as these two have been.
Posted by: redridinghood

You bitch!

Posted by: Zombie Scalia at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

216 80 degrees today, maybe again Saturday

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)

217 Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs"

By whom? ArchiveOfOurOwn?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (gKWVE)

218 Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
--------------------

I'm not Canadian! You take that back!

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (f0sNM)

219 Trump does have a weakness when it comes to hiring hot women.

If anything, I have the exact opposite reaction to hot women when it comes to the workplace. Would never want to hire one.

They skated through their life on their looks and they always have drama. It’s the adult version of an ultra spoiled child.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JzGvw)

220 I thought Noem was sort of redeeming herself with DHS but nope, we all back to trans r us with her again

its why I crossed off south dakota off my list of states to move to, and now I think they got another RINO squishy anti-MAGA twinkie toes as governor so nah

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (REq0p)

221 Hey, how do you know I only have one MILLION quatloos?

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (aTgV0)

222 My prediction is 7-2 on the birthright case with Alito and Thomas being the 2.
-----

Put me down for 5-4 with Alito and Thomas and then 2 others who decided to make it "close" for appearances but who would have voted the other way if needed.

Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

223 [iBREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Are these the Lizard People that we so frequently hear about?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (abIsI)

224 Every now n again I think I might be weird.........nope, boringly normal.

Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (IlL6s)

225 Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (fRE40)

Back to the drawing board with that one...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (kamC

Make another mold and get some more PlastiGoop.

Posted by: Mattel Industries at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)

226 133 Noem is crazy adjacent. Mace is bug fuck nuts directly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)
======
10000% this.

Nancy Mace is a bunny boiler
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM

Most definitely, she makes my psycho radar go off.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (hFsFh)

227 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)

Yeah they went straight to briefing him on the breeding program. Skipped right passed the fact that there were aliens in the first place.

Did they put LSD in the cucumber water served to GOP representatives?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (V4IXI)

228 Besides if you’re into freaky gay shit like this guy, you could have Sydney Sweeny nekkid in front of you and it won’t matter.
Posted by: Heroq

He'd ask her to hold a mirror over her face.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (/lPRQ)

229 Danger, Will Robinson! HIPAA violation ahead!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (YlWIZ)

230 If you don't want to see it: Imagine a seedier version of Hugh Laurie with giant foam-latex breasts with nipples that point the way to Bangor, Maine and Albuquerque, NM simultaneously.
===
Cruel but Accurate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (RIvkX)

231 Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

Hey, that's MY line!

Posted by: Les Nessman, Five-time Winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (skR0U)

232 She came home one day and this loser greeted her in the hallway wearing her underwear. She was unamused and shortly afterwards, unmarried..
Posted by: Joe Kidd

"If you wanted to wear silk underwear they make that for men. If you wanted to wear women's underwear GTFO"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (a+4eV)

233 Are these the Lizard People that we so frequently hear about?
--------------------------------------------
James Clapper makes me wonder if there isn't something to this "Reptilian Overlords" things.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (f0sNM)

234 I wonder if he knows about the cup sizes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (4NO2D)

235 220 I thought Noem was sort of redeeming herself with DHS but nope, we all back to trans r us with her again

its why I crossed off south dakota off my list of states to move to, and now I think they got another RINO squishy anti-MAGA twinkie toes as governor so nah

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos

Does this mean John Thune is a transvestite in his off time?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (abIsI)

236 Funny, I've heard about alien breeding programs more in the past year than in the previous 20 years combined.

It's pretty fringe but more than one person has alleged that the US government and some non-human races from...who knows where...had an agreement where they got tech and the monsters got to do human experiments without interference.

Supposedly the deal is no longer in force and there is bad blood.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

237 Trump's record for cabinet appointees is only marginally better than it was the last time. What a missed opportunity and this time he has no excuse.

Posted by: resist_we_much at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (cpys8)

238 At least Piper trimmed her nostril hair, instead of going "natural"
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

What are you implying?
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (skR0U)

Hmmm.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (g8Ew8)

239 205 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)

Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
Posted by: Robert

(Damn, they're on to me!) https://tinyurl.com/3vs4prtk

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

240 He didn't have the grace to at least don tasteful A cups under a spaghetti strap teddy. Sad.

Cross dressers and trannies are always just caricatures of women though, down to the names

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (El6/E)

241 So tired of the perverts.

I recall that God was pretty tired of the shit going on in Sodom and Gomorrah, once.

Oh SMOD, where art thou?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (DwqWV)

242 Only 1 SC Justice hasn't written an opinion this term. Alito.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (viF8m)

243 James Clapper makes me wonder if there isn't something to this "Reptilian Overlords" things.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (f0sNM)

James Carville

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)

244 This guy takes moobs to a whole new level.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (fhCge)

245
James Carville
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)

OMG yes... No way he's human

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (kamC8)

246 108 The Lewandowski thing makes more sense now.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
*******
I find him creepy, but I guess it's a step up the ladder.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)

Creepy?! He tore off my arm and beat me to death with it! I never even got to live, to die from the end of Net Neutrality... *sniff*

Posted by: zombie Michelle Fields at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (Sy6m/)

247 Cross dressers and trannies are always just caricatures of women though, down to the names
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (El6/E)

Misogyny writ large among that population. They can get back to me after they pull a basketball through their left nostrils. Until then, they are just a bunch of freaking perverts with mommy issues.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (DwqWV)

248 If the Supreme Court officially adjudicates birthright citizenship of illegal aliens, being US citizens, that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (JzGvw)

249 James Clapper makes me wonder if there isn't something to this "Reptilian Overlords" things.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (f0sNM)

James Carville
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)

Anita Dunn

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (wVcYX)

250 Oh SMOD, where art thou?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Too many righteous people in the way.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (a+4eV)

251 Trump's record for cabinet appointees is only marginally better than it was the last time.

Noem being appointed felt like one of those "make a deal" ones, rather than a planned one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (El6/E)

252 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

-
Is the breeding farm named San Francisco?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (ndZc7)

253 Jim Clapper, Karl Rove, James Carville, John Brennan ... they all look like reptiles to me.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (f0sNM)

254 ( ' )( . )

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (gKWVE)

255 237 Trump's record for cabinet appointees is only marginally better than it was the last time. What a missed opportunity and this time he has no excuse.
Posted by: resist_we_much

What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Pam Bondi's Bunions at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (abIsI)

256
Maybe she's tired of his shit.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (NpAcC)

Fair enough.

But between these two, Hastert the pedo, Chocolate Fonzie and his husband, the Pelosi hammerhead, the Biden degenerates etc., I don't want to hear another fucking word about "Sarah Palin's white trash family"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu)

257 My prediction is 7-2 on the birthright case with Alito and Thomas being the 2.
-----

Put me down for 5-4 with Alito and Thomas and then 2 others who decided to make it "close" for appearances but who would have voted the other way if needed.
Posted by: Crusader
===

If they did originality like they are supposed to they would be very hard pressed to find any early history of magic dirt citizenship.

Before the 19th citizenship was derived from the husband/father citizenship, spouses and children.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)

258 If the Supreme Court officially adjudicates birthright citizenship of illegal aliens, being US citizens, that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM

You mean NOT being citizens?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (4NO2D)

259 ()

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

260 Upon further research the husband is not independently wealthy. Owns a crop insurance agency he bought from insurance division of Bryant State Bank.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (ZwdAr)

261 >>Trump's record for cabinet appointees is only marginally better than it was the last time.

Completely disagree.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (viF8m)

262 Cross dressers and trannies are always just caricatures of women though, down to the names
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (El6/E)

True. No normal woman would take "You look like a trans-woman" as compliment.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (f0sNM)

263 "James Carville
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg"

If Zuckerberg isn't part alien then nobody is.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)

264 198 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)

Why not just send the aliens back to Mexico?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

265 It's pretty fringe but more than one person has alleged that the US government and some non-human races from...who knows where...had an agreement where they got tech and the monsters got to do human experiments without interference.

Look, I've been sharing all the failures of our work, but there's no appreciation for the effort. You already share photos of our more successful trials, like Anya Taylor-Joy and Jenna Ortega (although her DNA has proven to be unstable, and she's falling apart).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

266 Trump does have a weakness when it comes to hiring hot women.

If anything, I have the exact opposite reaction to hot women when it comes to the workplace. Would never want to hire one.

They skated through their life on their looks and they always have drama. It’s the adult version of an ultra spoiled child.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JzGvw)

Agreed. Obviously it’s not mutually exclusive to be hot and smart, but it’s like affirmative action hires. You don”t know if they got the job for merit or for other reasons.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (0TtYd)

267 Henry Waxman.

Batlike.

Posted by: Les Nessman, Five-time Winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (skR0U)

268
Tomorrow is also oral arguments at SCOTUS for the Birthright Citizen case.

ACLU is running ads on Fox News in favor of birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

269 (.)

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)

270 216 80 degrees today, maybe again Saturday
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)

And here I thought we were lucky to get above freezing this week.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (DwqWV)

271 Henry Waxman's parents should have just told each other to fuck off.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (aTgV0)

272 (^) (^)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (wVcYX)

273 This perv is an insurance ‘mogul’?

You might be very surprised to know how many rich and powerful men are secret perverts into all sorts of creepy shit like this (and much worse).

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (1LxEq)

274 I think if the court rules against the magic dirt, Congress will come to a reasonable accommodation in legislation. We may make all of the anchor babies already here citizens but not new ones.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (4NO2D)

275 ACLU is running ads on Fox News in favor of birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

That's probably because half of them would get deported in a just world.

Assholes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (DwqWV)

276 I don't want to hear another fucking word about "Sarah Palin's white trash family"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu)

Speaking of which was it ever said why her dumbass husband left her? Also is she still single?

Horde...I can make her learn to love again.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (fRE40)

277 214 Worrying livestock is a capital offense for a farm dog.

Yeah, once a dog figures out they can kill critters they go "oh, I can do that?" and its a big playground for them. They wipe out flocks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (El6/E)

It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (V4IXI)

278 This has been one hell of a Trans Visibility Day.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (f0sNM)

279 Noem's political career is tits up

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (NtVYv)

280 Holy shit does that dude ever have serial killer vibes. I bet Noem shot that dog because she found him in bed with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)

281 221 Hey, how do you know I only have one MILLION quatloos?

looking for a grant?

Posted by: quality learing center at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (oY6Yp)

282 >>You might be very surprised to know how many rich and powerful men are secret perverts into all sorts of creepy shit like this (and much worse).

Not if you know anything about history.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (viF8m)

283
(.)(.)(.)

Posted by: Get your ass to Mars at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (y9nCu)

284 Trans!

Lol. What a fucking world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)

285 If the Supreme Court officially adjudicates birthright citizenship of illegal aliens, being US citizens, that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.
Posted by: Maroon

Well, it's not like one of the nine or so 2A cases before them they that they should have ruled on years ago.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (abIsI)

286 269 (.)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)

Uniboob?

That's what DH told me was the name of single women bobsledders.

I hope he was kidding, but you can't always tell. When the sound is off on the tv, he reads the chyrons, but not always accurately.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (DwqWV)

287 If anything, I have the exact opposite reaction to hot women when it comes to the workplace. Would never want to hire one.

They skated through their life on their looks and they always have drama. It’s the adult version of an ultra spoiled child.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JzGvw)

I have an idea. Hire people for their abilities, not their looks. That means good looking women would have a fair chance too.

I know. I know. That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (g8Ew8)

288 248 If the Supreme Court officially adjudicates birthright citizenship of illegal aliens, being US citizens, that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.
Posted by: Maroon

The presented case isn't so crazy...it only applies to births from now on, no retroactively. But, SCOTUS will have to address the possibility that, if they rule in Trump's favor, what happens if a future administration wants to go back and invalidate all the previous citizenship decisions. That will be awkward.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (JCZqz)

289
I said it earlier, Kristi put down the wrong dog.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (xG4kz)

290 What’s the exchange rate dollars to quatloos? Just wanna know what I can afford in quatloo space…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (xT8gx)

291 Tomorrow is also oral arguments at SCOTUS for the Birthright Citizen case.

ACLU is running ads on Fox News in favor of birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)
-------

KBJ is carbo loading tonight for her blather marathon tomorrow.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (G0vdT)

292 (.)(.)(.)
Posted by: Get your ass to Mars at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (y9nCu)

Willie Nelson!

Posted by: Just The Punchline at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (wVcYX)

293 277 Yeah, once a dog figures out they can kill critters they go "oh, I can do that?" and its a big playground for them. They wipe out flocks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (El6/E)

It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.

is it a beagle?

*shifty eyes*

asking for a friend

Posted by: fauci at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)

294 It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Do you want the responsibility if the dog that kills small animals for fun decides that somebody else's kid looks like a small enough animal?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)

295 Speaking of lizard people . . .

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
Remember the rule: nothing justifies October 7th but October 7th justifies everything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (ndZc7)

296 that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.

I expect a punt as well. It wouldn't necessarily cause chaos (ex post facto laws are illegal, you cannot penalize something that was legal before the law changed), but I don't see them making that significant a change. Its an obvious one (especially when you read the writings of the original author) but that has never forced them to do the right thing before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)

297 236 Funny, I've heard about alien breeding programs more in the past year than in the previous 20 years combined.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Broadcast Barry White music into space for 50 years and someone's gonna come a callin'.

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (Y8DZL)

298 I said it earlier, Kristi put down the wrong dog.
---------------------------------

I wonder if she was heard muttering, "And stay out of my underwear drawer" as she pulled the trigger.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (f0sNM)

299 It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.

That's just outsourcing killing the dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (El6/E)

300 Does the quatloo exchange rate float on the open currency market?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (xT8gx)

301 Do you want the responsibility if the dog that kills small animals for fun decides that somebody else's kid looks like a small enough animal?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)

You're making a retarded leap .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (V4IXI)

302 As bad as the anchor baby problem is the thing that pisses me off even more is the birth tourism. Chinese women boarding a plane at 8 1/2 months pregnant to Hawaii popping the kid out on US soil and viola US citizen child. That kid will live his whole life in China have zero connection to the US but still theoretically can become president. It’s obscene.

At least the illegal anchor baby will live in the US.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (0TtYd)

303 151 My default belief right now is that every politician, every wealthy person, every Hollywood producer, director, actor, actress, and studio executive is a degenerate.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (f0sNM)

If they weren't degenerate before becoming Ticket Takers, the degenerate(s) they sold their souls to made sure of it after.

Posted by: zombie Michelle Fields at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)

304 What is it with these MAGA-branded lady influencers? Boebert, Noem, Conway, I'm sure there are others - they have these weird sham marriages to total freaks whom they cheat on or leave for other total freaks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (BI5O2)

305 How do these people thrive? What a weird world.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (ZN5Ar)

306 It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.

My Husband works in a dog rescue facility and they've gotten bad dogs and rehab them.... Some are not able to be rehabbed especially dogs who have killed other animals... They will not allow adoptions

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (kamC8)

307 297 236 Funny, I've heard about alien breeding programs more in the past year than in the previous 20 years combined.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Broadcast Barry White music into space for 50 years and someone's gonna come a callin'.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (Y8DZL)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (xcxpd)

308 286 269 (.)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)

Uniboob?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Amazon Warriors.

Posted by: Onesicritus at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (JCZqz)

309 Alien breeding programs?
Swedes, Brazilians?

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)

310 /sock off

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)

311 You're making a retarded leap .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Great argument, very persuasive.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)

312 >>If the Supreme Court officially adjudicates birthright citizenship of illegal aliens, being US citizens, that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.

How would it cause anymore chaos than the SC overturning Trump's tariffs after they had taken in billions?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)

313 I’ll bet 50,000 quatloos that Trump did NOT know about this when he originally appointed Noem, but he knew about it when he fired her…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (xT8gx)

314 Why did I click on that?

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (th/4a)

315 that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.

My prediction? Pain.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (JCZqz)

316 I have an idea. Hire people for their abilities, not their looks. That means good looking women would have a fair chance too.

I know. I know. That's crazy talk.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (g8Ew

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The problem is that women who are good looking are "better at their jobs" when the job involves being the public face of any organization, because men are dumb and we simply listen to hot chicks more than ones that look like someone set their face on fire and put it out with a rake.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)

317 I dunno, this ‘alien breeding’ thing sounds a lot like some shitty 1980s D-Rated movie, where the hideous aliens always seemed to be very attracted to hot naked human THOTs.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (1LxEq)

318 304 What is it with these MAGA-branded lady influencers? Boebert, Noem, Conway, I'm sure there are others - they have these weird sham marriages to total freaks whom they cheat on or leave for other total freaks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a

*MTG joins the chat*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (abIsI)

319
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
Remember the rule: nothing justifies October 7th but October 7th justifies everything.

Mehdi, you got some splainin' to do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)

320 Great argument, very persuasive.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4e

I'm not trying to persuade you.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (V4IXI)

321 I don't want to hear another fucking word about "Sarah Palin's white trash family"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu)

If you have ever watched AK State Troopers on tv, you will begin to understand Wasilla. Most of it deals with Wasilla, because that's where the crazies are.

Also, my address is Wasilla, but I don't live there. Too many tweakers. And just plain odd folks.

Sarah is lucky she escaped most of the nonsense, but I can't imagine raising a kid there with all the lunatics running around.

Mind you, most folks in Wasilla are just fine, mostly Christian of various ilks, trying to make a good living free from the commies running Anchorage. But then there's this streak of folks that just can't seem to get their poop in a group.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (DwqWV)

322 >>If the Supreme Court officially adjudicates birthright citizenship of illegal aliens, being US citizens, that’s going to create so much chaos. My prediction is some sort of punt.

How would it cause anymore chaos than the SC overturning Trump's tariffs after they had taken in billions?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)

Trump has pretty much thumbed his nose at SCOTUS in that one, hasn’t he? I know he hasn’t paid anyone back….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (xT8gx)

323 And lizard judges . . .

BREAKING: A judge blocks a Trump administration order to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.

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If NPR and PBS aren't funded, are any of us truly free?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (ndZc7)

324 157 Was her dog a chihuahua. Because if it was she gets a pass.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (pDt9x)

No, a wirehair pointer, IIRC. A breed I had not heard of, but that does have a rep for needing careful training.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)

325 309 Alien breeding programs?
Swedes, Brazilians?
Posted by: Skip

Central and South Americans, apparently. Alex Stein's "Big Booty Latinas."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (JCZqz)

326 Lemme ax Mehdi a question;

Without 10/7 would the Gaza “genocide” have happened?

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (0TtYd)

327 Great argument, very persuasive.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)

Being less brinksman, you can try to separate the dog. There are dog rehabs. If the dog still has problems then you can go from there. In a vacuum, it may be the right call, but I think a dogs life is worth a little effort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

328 252 BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

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Is the breeding farm named San Francisco?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (ndZc7)

As long as that is referenced as an entrance and not an exit that it is, it'll be uncomfortable.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (N39Ws)

329 Has anyone from the Bulwark shown interest in this story?

Posted by: Weirdos at March 31, 2026 05:19 PM (CJTQo)

330 BREAKING: A judge blocks a Trump administration order to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.

That wasn’t an order that was a bill passed by Congress and signed by the president.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:19 PM (0TtYd)

331 195 173 I would pay one MILLION quatloos for a picture of Piper's yoga pants.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM

I am flattered, but you will have waisted your life savings of quatloos.

there's a corset involved?

Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 05:19 PM (oY6Yp)

332 1980s D-Rated movie, where the hideous aliens always seemed to be very attracted to hot naked human THOTs.

Geena Davis in an itty bikini?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (El6/E)

333 How would it cause anymore chaos than the SC overturning Trump's tariffs after they had taken in billions?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)

Trump has pretty much thumbed his nose at SCOTUS in that one, hasn’t he? I know he hasn’t paid anyone back….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (xT8gx)

As a non-lawyer, I believe the ruling basically means that he can completely ban trade with anyone who tries to collect, until they agree to forfeit.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (Sy6m/)

334
No, a wirehair pointer, IIRC. A breed I had not heard of, but that does have a rep for needing careful training.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)

We have a German wirehaired pointer... Intense hunter... If they kill animals it would be hard to un-train them of that..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (kamC8)

335 329 Has anyone from the Bulwark shown interest in this story?
Posted by: Weirdos

They're scrubbing their social media and text messages of similar images.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (JCZqz)

336 I’m sorry… I just don’t believe we’ve been visited by aliens and I sure don’t believe there were breeding programs. Matt Gaetz is the male Nancy Mace….. we’re not living in a David Duchovny TV show…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (xT8gx)

337 ones that look like someone set their face on fire and put it out with a rake.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)

Hey! I resemble that remark.

Actually, most women have very plain faces, often a bit zaftig, working hard to get through life.

The idea that men listen to hot chicks is also false. They aren't listening, they are ogling, which is not the same thing, at all. Cross-reference all the boob emojis in this very comment string.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)

338 What is it with these MAGA-branded lady influencers?

Pearl Davis has had a good run mocking "Christian" (male) influencers in particular who then go around grooming teenaged boys. Or they're female and whoring around (at least with adults so, score one for the ladies, I guess).
I'm not here to complain about Christian doctrine. It works pretty well for some. Maybe most.
I don't think it works well for sluts, male or female, who like attention. Or if it does they should probably concentrate more on living a Christian life and less on telling everyone else to do it in between mouthfuls of cock.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (gKWVE)

339 Getting sick of the Commissar Judges

Imagine if Abraham Lincoln had to go through a Commissar Judge from the South

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (Ia/+0)

340 336 I’m sorry… I just don’t believe we’ve been visited by aliens and I sure don’t believe there were breeding programs. Matt Gaetz is the male Nancy Mace….. we’re not living in a David Duchovny TV show…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (xT8gx)

Well, that' just, like, your opinion, man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (DwqWV)

341 I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)

No shit. Odin himself needs to come down to personally burn that dude's mancard and make him lick the toilets of Asgard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (snZF9)

342 Then ther was that one chick. The ConInc media grifter with a chin like a speed square who banged Newsom and then left him for one of the Trumps. Kimberly something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)

343 Every one of theese Commissar Judges are Marxists

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

344 I dunno, this ‘alien breeding’ thing sounds a lot like some shitty 1980s D-Rated movie, where the hideous aliens always seemed to be very attracted to hot naked human THOTs.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (1LxEq)

I saw that movie. It starred Jeff Goldblum, right?

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)

345 There’s an old Danish saying (that I learned in Solvang, CA): There’s nothing queerer (meaning stranger) than folk

Translated: Everyone is strange in one way or another

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (xT8gx)

346 Pearl Davis has had a good run mocking "Christian" (male) influencers in particular who then go around grooming teenaged boys. Or they're female and whoring around (at least with adults so, score one for the ladies, I guess).

"Conservative" meet up conventions have a nasty reputation for debauchery, wife swapping, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)

347 Being less brinksman, you can try to separate the dog. There are dog rehabs. If the dog still has problems then you can go from there. In a vacuum, it may be the right call, but I think a dogs life is worth a little effort.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Right, because I'm the brinksman here, and not the guy who said that a perfectly reasonable thought process that he didn't agree with was retarded.

Are we leftists here?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)

348 Alien breeding program, alien abduction anal probes. Makes sense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:24 PM (ndZc7)

349 Even Agent Mulder thinks Gaetz is a batshit crazy conspiracy theorist

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (xT8gx)

350 309 Alien breeding programs?
Swedes, Brazilians?
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)

In the early 1900's the Natives along the Yukon explained that there are three kinds of white people. White men, black white men, and Swedes.

Make of it what you will.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (DwqWV)

351 Ugh, this is so sad. I feel so awful for those poor kids. It just saddens me that there are so many disturbed individuals out there

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (afFes)

352 339 Getting sick of the Commissar Judges

Imagine if Abraham Lincoln had to go through a Commissar Judge from the South
Posted by: Skip

I'm afraid you can fire General McClellan. He has tenure and was appointed by congress. He's an independent agency.

You can't suppress the New York City Draft Riots any more. You used excessive force, and they have a right to block traffic, burn buildings, and refuse to serve.

Posted by: Leftist Judges throughout history at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (JCZqz)

353 On the SC case, what I’m saying is if the Supreme Court officially says that yes everyone born here regardless if it was from an illegal alien is automatically a US citizen, it’s going to create chaos and be an even bigger magnet of attracting illegal immigration.

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (JzGvw)

354 The idea that men listen to hot chicks is also false. They aren't listening, they are ogling, which is not the same thing, at all. Cross-reference all the boob emojis in this very comment string.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)
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Gonna disagree here. Men are MUCH more agreeable with whatever message is being delivered if it's being delivered by a woman who is easy on the eyes.

Kaileigh McEneany is good-looking and also happens to be good at her job. She would be less "good at her job" if she weren't good-looking, because men, at least those of us who are generally receptive to what the Trump WH has to say about things, don't want to have to look at some purple hair nosering yammering at us.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)

355 BTW…. Isn’t it obvious that Noem husband wanted to get caught?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (xT8gx)

356 CITIZENSHIP CHALLENGE: As the Supreme Court prepares to review President Trump’s executive order on birthright citizenship, a recent Fox News Poll finds that 69% of voters support birthright citizenship for children born in the United States to illegal immigrants

and some people still watch Fox News.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (abIsI)

357 Then ther was that one chick. The ConInc media grifter with a chin like a speed square who banged Newsom and then left him for one of the Trumps. Kimberly something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)
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Kimberly Guilfoyle. They were married.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (RIvkX)

358 5 I could tell she was a train wreck a mile away

I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.
Posted by: Maroon

I have some very bad news for you. In modern, 21st Century politics, finding somebody who isn't a train wreck is a needle in a haystack affair. Just hope for not a commie and pray.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

359 If you're a regular professional man in [insert industry here] and your wife is also frequenting sex/fetish clubs and it's a non-secret in your area of operations, don't be surprised when people take you less seriously because you don't have your shit together at home.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)

Hell, I've read that Japanese will look down on you if you have dandruff, since it means your wife doesn't care enough about you to deal with your obliviousness.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)

360 The left will pounce on this no doubt but will be interesting because they after all can't define a woman and are all gender-fluidy, etc. barf, barf.

Cut her loose.

Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (oiNtH)

361 Do you want the responsibility if the dog that kills small animals for fun decides that somebody else's kid looks like a small enough animal?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)

You're making a retarded leap .
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You're just part of the hegemony!

Posted by: No Kings! Protestor at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+)

362 Her husband enjoys humiliation. She has known this for a long time. She likely had humiliated him many times over the years with other men. Finally she got bored and pursued other men more seriously, when he went full bananas. Meanwhile, he is getting what he wants.

Ask me how i know....

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (CJTQo)

363 Speaking of MAGA-branded influencers - if anyone's an alien hybrid, it's Matt Gaetz. I be there's some bemused ship's captain on Planet Zorg-7 whose erstwhile, jilted human courtesan sent him one of his son's Cameos on their anniversary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (BI5O2)

364 Are we leftists here?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)

Some act like them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (TKBaI)

365 4 I dunno, this ‘alien breeding’ thing sounds a lot like some shitty 1980s D-Rated movie, where the hideous aliens always seemed to be very attracted to hot naked human THOTs.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (1LxEq)

I saw that movie. It starred Jeff Goldblum, right?
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)
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I was thinking more of the alien-breeding masterpiece of shitty 80s crapfests so very cleverly entitled … wait for it … ‘Breeders’

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (1LxEq)

366 On the SC case, what I’m saying is if the Supreme Court officially says that yes everyone born here regardless if it was from an illegal alien is automatically a US citizen, it’s going to create chaos and be an even bigger magnet of attracting illegal immigration.

Posted by: Maroon

And Justice Jackson would never let that happen!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (ndZc7)

367 "Conservative" meet up conventions have a nasty reputation for debauchery, wife swapping, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)
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CPAC was a complete cesspool 20 years ago when I was working in DC.

I'm sure it's no better today.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (oqH4h)

368 Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)

No because your leap from a young hunting dog killing a few chickens to attacking humans is a retarded leap. The GWP is an awesome and loyal family pet that love children. It needs a lot of attention and work to do though or it gets bored and destructive.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (V4IXI)

369 Are we leftists here?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)

Some act like them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM

Y'all can call me retarded all you want.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)

370 ….. we’re not living in a David Duchovny TV show…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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We're a projection from the reptiles on the other side of Uranus.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (ZwdAr)

371 If you're a regular professional man in [insert industry here] and your wife is also frequenting sex/fetish clubs and it's a non-secret in your area of operations, don't be surprised when people take you less seriously because you don't have your shit together at home.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)

Hell, I've read that Japanese will look down on you if you have dandruff, since it means your wife doesn't care enough about you to deal with your obliviousness.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)

How did they handle the great Ring Around The Collar menace in the '70s?

Posted by: Wisk at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)

372 Aliens breeding with Americans: welcome to South Texas! We call them mestizos.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

373 just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)

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Right? Fuckin weirdo.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (u73oe)

374 I only watched for Agent Scully.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (aTgV0)

375 I assume Zorg-7 dumps their losers and unwanted bastard children in Florida.
DeSantis needs to call in the MIBs.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

376 Hell, I've read that Japanese will look down on you if you have dandruff, since it means your wife doesn't care enough about you to deal with your obliviousness.

"But you can use it to make it snow on your goth girl sketch!"
--Ally Sheedy

Related: what are the odds that the two cutest girls in school have detention at the same time?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (El6/E)

377 Where do we get such men?

Posted by: R ADM GEORGE TARRANT at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (1d+x4)

378 353 On the SC case, what I’m saying is if the Supreme Court officially says that yes everyone born here regardless if it was from an illegal alien is automatically a US citizen, it’s going to create chaos and be an even bigger magnet of attracting illegal immigration.

Posted by: Maroon

How would that cause more chaos? That's the status quo.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (xoaSX)

379 I only watched for Agent Scully.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM

Speaking of busty lesbians.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (4NO2D)

380 And I only watched "House" for Cuddy.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (aTgV0)

381 Then ther was that one chick. The ConInc media grifter with a chin like a speed square who banged Newsom and then left him for one of the Trumps. Kimberly something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)

She has a mouth that looks like it can handle a salami.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (snZF9)

382 I take no position on Noem’s dead dog, but I’m pretty sure it was already attacking people.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (1LxEq)

383 "Speaking of busty lesbians.
Posted by: toby928(c)"

You're killing me now. Really?

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (aTgV0)

384 How did they handle the great Ring Around The Collar menace in the '70s?
Posted by: Wisk at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)
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That was me.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (RIvkX)

385 I was thinking more of the alien-breeding masterpiece of shitty 80s crapfests so very cleverly entitled … wait for it … ‘Breeders’
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (1LxEq)

Honestly, Goldblum always gave me a greater sense of body-horror

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (rbvCR)

386 379 I only watched for Agent Scully.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM

Speaking of busty lesbians.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (4NO2D)
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Really?

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

387 Right? Fuckin weirdo.
Posted by: Hugh Grant

"Tell me about it"
--Michael Douglas lusting after a KMart 4 the same day his wife goes on a 3 day vacation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (El6/E)

388 Terrible. Personally, I feel so sorry for Kristi Noem. She's the mother of 3. She's a grandmother. Her mom & dad are alive.

Yes, we laughed or cursed Anthony Weiner, Eric Stalwell, Liz Cheney, etc. and others but generally didn't drag their entire families into & through the muck. I feel this is different. Life can be almost unbearable when a spouse has serious issues & there's much to navigate without support.

The Democrats already tear the loyal women and younger men in the Trump administrations to pieces.

Peace.

Lola

Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v)

389 Now you're going to tell me Ellen DeGeneris is a lesbian.

My life is falling apart.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (aTgV0)

390 Agent Scully…. Yum!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (xT8gx)

391 And I only watched "House" for Cuddy.

I watched Miami Vice largely for Saundra Santiago

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (El6/E)

392 Y'all can call me retarded all you want.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)

Can it, retard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (TKBaI)

393 Then ther was that one chick. The ConInc media grifter with a chin like a speed square who banged Newsom and then left him for one of the Trumps. Kimberly something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)

She has a mouth that looks like it can handle a salami.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division [/i[

Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Woman looks like you could stick her to wall with those lips.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (abIsI)

394 Speaking of lizard judges . . .

Judge orders halt of White House ballroom construction until it's approved by Congress

Yes, U.S. District Judge Richard Leon - appointed by George W. Bush - has slammed the brakes on the construction of Trump's White House ballroom. The East Wing has been demolished, and now the $400-million project will have to be put on hold until it's approved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (ndZc7)

395 >>No because your leap from a young hunting dog killing a few chickens to attacking humans is a retarded leap. The GWP is an awesome and loyal family pet that love children. It needs a lot of attention and work to do though or it gets bored and destructive.

Anyone who spent any time around a farm knows that dogs are no different from any other animal. If they kill they are not treated like Lassie. You might find it harsh but it happens all the time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)

396 Lola
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v)

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

397 Birthright citizenship has been enforced as if it’s the law of the land, but that’s never been made official

I think in enshrining that moves the needle on even more people trying to pour over here and have kids.

It’s almost like gay marriage, gays were already getting “married”, but it’s a different matter when the Supreme Court says we all have to abide by it

Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (JzGvw)

398 Speaking of Mulder and Scully, they are rebooting the X Files. Should be awesome.

...not!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (0aYVJ)

399 I only read Playboy for the articles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (wVcYX)

400 Kristi Noem - hot, but a poor judge of character.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (hJH5n)

401 Hmmmmm.

Report: Source for story about Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband was immigrant sex worker who wanted "vengeance"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (ndZc7)

402 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (LdBR/)

403 BREAKING: A judge blocks a Trump administration order to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.

That wasn’t an order that was a bill passed by Congress and signed by the president.
Posted by: Heroq

Even better - Judge dictates budget.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (/lPRQ)

404 I probably wouldn't have shot that dog. Just give it away to someone who isn't a rancher. But people get so weird about all that. I've put down any number of animals myself, partly because I'm hebraically cheap, and partly because it more humane. When you tell people, particularly women, that you put down your own animals, they act like you're Ted freaking Bundy. Take a fucking breath. It's part of life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

405 363 Speaking of MAGA-branded influencers - if anyone's an alien hybrid,
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I thought you were getting ready to have everyone here self disclose.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (OoFl2)

406 [ISpeaking of busty lesbians.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Pics? For, uh, a friend.....

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (sAmhv)

407 Anyone who spent any time around a farm knows that dogs are no different from any other animal. If they kill they are not treated like Lassie. You might find it harsh but it happens all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)

That would give a whole new perspective on "Rex had to go live on a farm" explanation.

Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (rbvCR)

408 First off: Ew. Second, why wasn’t this known before Kristi Noem was ever chosen? Digging up dirt on political figures is a fine art, after all. Not that I blame her for seeking comfort elsewhere, but why hasn’t she hit divorce court yet?

Posted by: RebeccaH at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (VFung)

409 Hell, I've read that Japanese will look down on you if you have dandruff, since it means your wife doesn't care enough about you to deal with your obliviousness.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)

How did they handle the great Ring Around The Collar menace in the '70s?
Posted by: Wisk at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)
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*sobs*

Posted by: The Heartbreak of Psoriasis at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (lHTOU)

410 The White House ballroom case is the perfect one for Trump to tell a judge to pound sand. Continue construction…. AC/DC would approve. My balls are the finest of them all…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (xT8gx)

411 Pardon me, busty bisexual.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (4NO2D)

412 He is disappoint.

Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
Conversion therapy is discredited junk science that inflicts harm on LGBTQ youth.
The Supreme Court’s decision is disappointing and puts vulnerable kids at risk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)

413 96 Appears he wanted to get caught. Explains her dismissal. Kids unfortunately pay for Dad's jizzfest.
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (xNy4G)

I thought my family was f*cked up. if I was one of their kids, i would change my f*cking name and disappear.

Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (7gpcF)

414
Young Kimberly Guilfoyle

https://tinyurl.com/43yuwhbd

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (ZwdAr)

415 I only read Playboy for the articles.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I implicitly believe you, so long as you read it in braille.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

416 I didn't even realize Noem was married. This is becoming all too common and is surely a sign that mental illness is rampant throughout the nation.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (YcfMX)

417 How many teams and gays, who posed with men in dog faces on leashes did Biden have, who also stole women’s circuses at airports for God sakes

I fell sorry for Noem and her kids. I feel her husband is sicko obviously

Her kids are old enough she could have divorced him

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (nGraA)

418 I have an idea. Hire people for their abilities, not their looks. That means good looking women would have a fair chance too.

I know. I know. That's crazy talk.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (g8Ew

You’ve come around from “It’s not what you know it’s WHO you know?”

Well done!

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (hJH5n)

419 It's a sad statement on Americans that Kristi lost her job because cops killed a lunatic defending themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (ZwdAr)

420 Yes, U.S. District Judge Richard Leon - appointed by George W. Bush - has slammed the brakes on the construction of Trump's White House ballroom. The East Wing has been demolished, and now the $400-million project will have to be put on hold until it's approved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

WTF does Congress have tp do with it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)

421
Confucius say:

For any super good looking woman out there, there is a guy that is tired of her shit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (NtVYv)

422
Related: what are the odds that the two cutest girls in school have detention at the same time?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (El6/E)

Ally Sheedy's character wasn't a cute girl at the school; she was an oddball that nobody noticed.
She didn't actually have detention; she showed up because she had literally nothing else to do.

Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (7gpcF)

423
GWP has a lot of different breeds in them. They are do all hunting dogs. They will attack coyotes, chase rabbits, chickens. They need to be trained carefully. I don't think she should have shot the dog either.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (NtVYv)

424 Noem’s. Situation seems like nothing more than a married spouse who is never home because they’re off being a governor, then working on a presidential campaign, then becoming director of homeland security. I’m guessing Noem has been off doing her own thing now for well over 15 years. Meanwhile, husband is left behind to entertain himself. I’m guessing Noem really didn’t know what he was up to as I doubt when he saw her on occasion, he reiterated all his fetish garbage to her.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (mZm4x)

425 386. Posted by: gKWVE

Get bent. And Happy Easter.

Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 06:15 PM (NFX2v)

426 Conservative family values

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (C09IE)

427 Trans Lurch

Posted by: Monsters Balls at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (bt3Im)

428 How many teams and gays, who posed with men in dog faces on leashes did Biden have, who also stole women’s circuses at airports for God sakes

Geez, women’s suitcases

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (nGraA)

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