Woe Canada: Canada Now Running Benetton-Style Fashion Ads Urging Its Sick Citizens to Present Themselves Before the Suicide Booths for a Quick and Easy (and Cheap for the Canadian Welfare State) Exit from This Life

They're actually selling suicide as a blissful fashion choice.

This is an actual ad in canada

Does your life suck? Have you thought about ending it abruptly? We can help!

Sickpic.twitter.com/lsRpxmc2tr
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) March 25, 2026

A Canadian woman claims she went to the hospital for help with a sudden illness — and was shocked when a doctor offered to help her die instead.
That’s when a doctor offered Lancaster Medical Assistance in Dying, the country’s voluntary euthanasia program, before any other… pic.twitter.com/FvhI3okitJ
— Gitmo (Health is a Wealth) 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@Gitmo99) March 30, 2026

Canada is precisely what the left wants the US to be.

Below, Canadian leftists at an NDP party meeting. NDP is the "New Democrat Party," I think, which is code for "communists. They are not a fringe party -- they are the second biggest (and soon to be biggest?) party of the left. Justin Castreaux relied on their support throughout his corrupt rule. No Canadian leftist can win an election without the NDP's support.

The Canadian communists squabble over the exact rights and privileges that their "Equity" cards grant them. An "Equity" card is a card granting you explicit advantages for your identity over people with non-favored identities, which, as the ringleader of this commie clown show explicitly admits, is almost entirely about favoring minorities, women, and transgenders over white "dudes."

The "Gender Equity Cards" allow people with Special Identities to cut in line to make their stupid points faster, before people with Less Special Identities.

They argue whether a woman with a "cisgender woman" Equity Card should have priority over a "racialized transgender" -- an Asian man in a dress -- or not.

NEW: Far-left Canadians start arguing over "Equity Cards" at the 2026 NDP Leadership Convention.

Woman 1: I was standing here with my gender equity card before you called on the previous speaker. That's my point of privilege...

Woman 2: I want everyone to be mindful that these… pic.twitter.com/EjtILgOPJd
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 29, 2026

‼️NEW -- Transgender racialized delegate at the Canadian NDP leadership convention

COMPLAINS that her "equity card" didn't prevent a cis woman from interrupting her

the speaker reminds her that the card ONLY prevents men from speaking.

(this IS NOT SATIRE) pic.twitter.com/vGfunuH6WM
— Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@Tablesalt13) March 29, 2026

New Democrat Party (NDP) in Canada had some GENDER EQUITY CARD drama in Winnipeg this weekend as they came together to select their new leader and were debating pros and cons.

This is so ridiculous. Who would take any of these people seriously?

(AmazingZoltan on 𝕏 pic.twitter.com/M1qbWsqkEp
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) March 29, 2026

In this clip, a Stronk and Empowered Black Woman reminds the speaker that these "equity cards" have no value or power outside this NDP party meeting. What she means is that she wants "equity cards" giving her explicit race and gender advantages over white "dudes' in real life. She wants to flash her Equity Card in real life to cut in line at the bank and take handicapped parking. (Those are for examples, she didn't actually admit that.)

Sorry for the short post, I was trying to write the Supreme Court decision post but it's taking time. So I'm just posting this as a quickie.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM

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1 Weirdo's

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (SlGTd)

2 WTF Canada?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (u73oe)

3 Off to NOOD.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (SlGTd)

4 not quite first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (CWTWj)

5 Canada isn't a real country.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (N1DT3)

6 Babylon Bee can't keep up, lol.

Posted by: Momlady at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (5coXL)

7 If her nickname isn't Dumbo, the Canucks are cropping the ball once again.

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (sLLbN)

8 The word 'quickie' should not be used in a post with multiple pictures of that goblin.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (CwhoI)

9 Remember when Canada was known for hockey, maple syrup, and being polite? That was nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (u73oe)

10 Seeing that video, I have to ask:

How many privilege points do you get for being a Keebler elf?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (N1DT3)

11 First the elites of Canada, go MAID yourself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (2GVsD)

12 The inevitable result of socialism .

Posted by: Josephistan at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (FLx59)

13 i saw some videos of this. to misquote curley, "they nuts"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

14 Conquer Canada, wall it off, turn it into an asylum.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (O5JaV)

15 It's like Logans Run, but without Jenny Agutter...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (XuXeR)

16 When Edward G. Robinson was about to be turned into Soylent Green, they showed a happy video.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (2GVsD)

17 Race cards are so yesterday, man...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (ESVrU)

18 The word 'quickie' should not be used in a post with multiple pictures of that goblin.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (CwhoI)

Goblins have green skin. That's an elf.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

19 canada is selling that kick a poo joy juice as an alternative to actual real medical treatment.

In a dark way I guess it does get rid of the people who can't or wont be a benefit to society.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (0N4FZ)

20 It is almost as if Canada were no longer a serious country.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (rJ48h)

21 I think Canada's real problem is marketing. Lame videos of sick people desiring death is a real downer.

The way to do it properly has already been shown to them.

https://youtu.be/WUFUegBO13Y

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (Riz8t)

22 I found it amusing that Indigenous representation was lacking in the NDP debacle. And the fact that a white, likely Jewish "cis-male" ended up as the new party leader.

Posted by: Momlady at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (5coXL)

23 What if we trade our lefty insane people for Canada’s not insane people. They can have their leftist utopia where it all ends in suicide by the government and we can get back to our alien human hybrid breeding program, right Matt Gaetz?

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)

24 Oh Canada...

Oh cahahanada...

Oh canada oh.

Cahahahanada.......

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (aTgV0)

25 I commented yesterday this is far more evil than the Nazis.

The Nazis only wanted to murder other races and the handicapped.

Canada wants to MAID you for a backache.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (2GVsD)

26 A federal judge just ordered the halt of all construction on the new ballroom.

-----------------------------
U.S. District Judge Richard Leon wrote in his decision that no statute 'comes close' to giving the President the authority to take on the project without Congressional oversight.

Leon then approved the Trust's request to have work stopped on the ballroom project amid the legal fight.

The President responded to the news with a furious Truth Social post.

In it, he labeled the Trust a 'Radical Left Group of Lunatics.'

Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (kX27y)

27 Take the Prime Meridian away from England. If we are going to take the ship insurance, we might as well take the Prime Meridian.

Look, they lost their navy, they lost their empire, they lost their currency control, they are losing their culture, they are losing their financial dominance. We should leave them SOMETHING.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (El6/E)

28 Anyone else picture Edward G. Robinson lying in bed in his pre-planned death room with that first clip?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (qBdHI)

29 Tis not a goblin nor an elf, a homunculus

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)

30 Afternoon.

Why do so many of these people look...half baked? You know what I mean? Like all the ingredients used to make a person needed to be left boiling in the pot a while longer.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (cY4uq)

31 They need room for Immigrants

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

32 A federal judge just ordered the halt of all construction on the new ballroom.

Yeah they keep doing that. Its based on the constitutional principle of "Orange Man Bad" as argued in Nosering vs Sanity in 2021

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (El6/E)

33 in the 'end' video, she says 'i see music'. to quote an actress who wrecked her career and a very expensive movie 'weird weird weird'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (CWTWj)

34 Chick is putting off a 1930s Germany vibe with that getup.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

35 "...you just have to brave enough to see it."

Yes, be brave enough to kill yourself. You've got this!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (qBdHI)

36 Lady in Black, #16

Horde Mind

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (2GVsD)

37 What price, Canada?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (DgMqy)

38 Are any of the Five Eyes not ridiculous? Japan and a few Eastern European nations are our true allies and worthy of our consideration.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (wBaIH)

39 Instead of changing her gender, why didn't the woman pay to have her ears pinned back?

I still don't know if I am cis or not and don't much care.

I also don't need an equity card because I am exactly who I want to be and where I want to be and with who I want to be with.

Has Christianity failed in Canada to embrace suicide? I could see this in the UK with Starmer and barbarians. But Canada? O Canada! It's because we beat you in hockey?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)

40 We got Logan's Run.

We got Soylent Green.

Soylent Green is delicious BTW.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (aTgV0)

41 So the "New Soviet Man", is LGBTQ+?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)

42 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (Ia/+0)

43 was that video done by the people who ruined jaguar?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (CWTWj)

44 These are Masturbatin Pete's people.

Or prsyns. Don't know how the drivel brains spell it these days.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (gZLU7)

45 All kidding aside, I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life. Obviously very stringent safeguards are needed, and it should never be done because of money. Nationalized health care with its built-in shortages and the need to save money is the real problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)

46 Why do so many of these people look...half baked? You know what I mean? Like all the ingredients used to make a person needed to be left boiling in the pot a while longer.

I do honestly want a study on what is making leftists look so soi-packed and weak. Is it a lack of challenges? A constant infantile worldview? Drug use by parents? I really want to know. These Eloi look like they would faint if they saw a kitten.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (El6/E)

47 that is the Terminator II style Karen up there

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (j+aD2)

48 and we can get back to our alien human hybrid breeding program, right Matt Gaetz?
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)

Is, uh...is that what Gaetz is up to these days?

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (cY4uq)

49 That video up top shared by Kevin Sorbo is disturbing indeed.

It highlights the beauty of the world around us and appears to celebrate the joys of life.

Then the narrator says she's going to take her own life, thus depriving her from enjoying the fullness of her life given to her by God the Father.

It's demonic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)

50 You know, President Trump, just take over Canada while you're at it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (M7rua)

51 I don't know what to make of a country that is so full of so much stupid it thought it can not only win a trade war with the only other country it shares a border with (and the world's largest economy) it thinks it can win a real war, against the world's largest military, as well.

But wait, it's even stupider! It voted for a complete cipher globalist cut-out with no governing experience to "win" those wars!

Icebacks are drunk on maple syrup 24/7.
Even the cousin-fucking arabs aren't that stupid.
"Elbows Up!" is the orgasmic grunt of the maple drunk boomers that rule that frozen wasteland.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (HXT0k)

52 Countries like this will soon be left in the dark. You won't catch these equity card holders climbing a tower in a snow storm to repair a line.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (gQ15S)

53 U.S. District Judge Richard Leon

Leon is getting larger!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (2GVsD)

54 Horde Mind

--

Ha, I saw that!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (qBdHI)

55 was that video done by the people who ruined jaguar?

Their target audience. This is the Modern Audience that Acolyte and Starfleet Academy were aimed at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (El6/E)

56 that is the Terminator II style Karen up there
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (j+aD2)
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More like Terminator: Dark Fate (I think that one had the tranny Terminator in it...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (ESVrU)

57 >>>7 If her nickname isn't Dumbo, the Canucks are cropping the ball once again.

I didn't even clock her ears. Baby New Year.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)

58 Equity cards???? What a freaking clown show…. And the lady moderator… at least I think it’s a lady… very ugly lady. WTF….. please God don’t let the US descend into that insanity

And of course… the mask… I have no words

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (xT8gx)

59 Ol' Elf Ears.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (qdktZ)

60 Canada is urging poor and mentally ill people into suicide, and then harvesting their organs.

It's a literal dystopia.

"Canada performing more organ transplants from MAID donors than any country in the world"

https://is.gd/ZcGLhb

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (4q1xH)

61 27 GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.

Posted by: Field judge Smailes at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (wBaIH)

62 "Who's got the conch?"

"I've got the conch! It's MY turn to speak!"

"Sucks to your Auntie! And sucks to your asthma!"

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (X+xvk)

63 45 All kidding aside, I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life. Obviously very stringent safeguards are needed, and it should never be done because of money. Nationalized health care with its built-in shortages and the need to save money is the real problem.

- Government should NEVER be involved in something like this.

- Doctors should not be forced to participate

- People who want to do this should take it entirely upon themselves. Doctors might give them a prescription for a lethal dose of ... something but it is up to them to do it. it's wrong to involved others, and it's dangerous to involve government

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (j+aD2)

64 Look, they lost their navy, they lost their empire, they lost their currency control, they are losing their culture, they are losing their financial dominance. We should leave them SOMETHING.

English cuisine

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (2GVsD)

65 49 That video up top shared by Kevin Sorbo is disturbing indeed.

It highlights the beauty of the world around us and appears to celebrate the joys of life.

Then the narrator says she's going to take her own life, thus depriving her from enjoying the fullness of her life given to her by God the Father.

It's demonic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)

It is, in the truest sense, but most people can’t see it, or won’t acknowledge it.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (pDt9x)

66 This post needs this information:

Drs are forbidden from putting MAID on the death certificate.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (Fg7bI)

67 I need one of those cards right away.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (RIvkX)

68 GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.

....but I wanted a Twisty Goo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (El6/E)

69 "Equity cards???? What a freaking clown show…. And the lady moderator… at least I think it’s a lady… very ugly lady. WTF….. please God don’t let the US descend into that insanity"

California, Oregon, Massachusetts, and Virginia are already there.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (4q1xH)

70 >>>29 Tis not a goblin nor an elf, a homunculus

toby and stateless might want to take a run at her.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)

71 It’s weird how leftists who argue that there is no way to execute a capital murderer without pain and cruelty are the same people arguing that euthanasia is a painless solution to depression.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (EB8vC)

72 When Edward G. Robinson was about to be turned into Soylent Green, they showed a happy video.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (2GVsD)
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Yeah, checking out while the sound system pipes in Beethoven's Symphony nr. 6 first movement.

Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (rj6Yv)

73 45 All kidding aside, I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life. Obviously very stringent safeguards are needed, and it should never be done because of money. Nationalized health care with its built-in shortages and the need to save money is the real problem.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
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There is just no completely fair, moral, or ethical way to administer such a program.

There will always be ulterior motives, coercion, and undue pressure applied by third parties.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)

74 Love the Blonde Hitler look too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

75 saw an article yesterday about China's use of prisoners for live organ donation

they take their corneas! they get to live but now blind.

they take a kidney, part of the liver. just farm the prisoners.

and I'm sure elites from all over the world avail themselves of this service.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (j+aD2)

76 And the Left mocked Palin for coining the phrase "Death Panels".

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

77 I have been predicting them doing a MAID Day for some time now.
You know like how there's a day for everything? Just wait. Then it will be MAID Month. Like Pride Month but with less death and sadness.

It is only a matter of time, and you can remember your ol buddy ellipsis told you it was coming.

The only question is what day they choose. Maybe October 30th. Or December 24th.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (eBwIO)

78 45 All kidding aside, I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life. Obviously very stringent safeguards are needed, and it should never be done because of money. Nationalized health care with its built-in shortages and the need to save money is the real problem.

- Government should NEVER be involved in something like this.

- Doctors should not be forced to participate

- People who want to do this should take it entirely upon themselves. Doctors might give them a prescription for a lethal dose of ... something but it is up to them to do it. it's wrong to involved others, and it's dangerous to involve government

I agree.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)

79 We should leave them SOMETHING.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (El6/E)
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We should force them to take Harry and Megan back, and in exchange we don't bomb Buckingham Palace with B-52s.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (oqH4h)

80 Go to bed
wake up dead

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)

81 Speaking as a racialized, transgendered, one-legged, one-eyed neodymium table leg, I reserve the right to identify as the scent of a freshly-cut lemon on a crisp autumn morning in Lenexa, Kansas, praise be to Allah.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (X+xvk)

82 Soylent Green gave people a nice exit. Choice of music, color etc

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)

83 69 "Equity cards???? What a freaking clown show…. And the lady moderator… at least I think it’s a lady… very ugly lady. WTF….. please God don’t let the US descend into that insanity"

California, Oregon, Massachusetts, and Virginia are already there.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (4q1xH)

How about Illinois, because, after all Pritzker owns that state.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (pDt9x)

84 Tiergarten 4 Strasse was always a death panel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (2GVsD)

85 58 Equity cards???? What a freaking clown show…. And the lady moderator…

In one of the videos she goes off on so.eone who called her ma'am... forcefully reminding the whole group of her non binary status and of course...her pronouns.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (gZLU7)

86 Gender confused are mentally ill, can't figure why people elect mentally illness

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

87 48 and we can get back to our alien human hybrid breeding program, right Matt Gaetz?
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)

Is, uh...is that what Gaetz is up to these days?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026

I just sent the interview to Ace. I told y’all we should have bought that retired cruise ship to rehab and turn into our own sane country. But no one listens and this is what we get. Hybrid aliens and men with 1 fake nipple pointing north, and 1 south.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (OoFl2)

88 Fuck. I old nooded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

89 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

90 It’s weird how leftists who argue that there is no way to execute a capital murderer without pain and cruelty are the same people arguing that euthanasia is a painless solution to depression.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (EB8vC)
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They're also A-OK with carving up living babies in the womb.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (ESVrU)

91 Euthanasia is the inevitable result of government-run and -paid healthcare. Why pay for years if not decades of care for person X when you can just kill them?

That's how the paper-pushers look at all this: we can convince these troubled people to kill themselves now, and it will save us millions of dollars in healthcare that we otherwise would have had to spend on them.

If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

92 THAT BLOND WOMAN(?) NEEDS A LITTLE MUSTACHE TO MAKE THE PARODY COMPLETE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (xvV+O)

93 All kidding aside, I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life. Obviously very stringent safeguards are needed, and it should never be done because of money. Nationalized health care with its built-in shortages and the need to save money is the real problem.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)

With all due respect…. A million times NO! God is the author of life and death; it’s his decision and his alone. I think of Joni Eareckson Tada who many would say had a life not worth living… but what a courageous life she’s led because of her amazing faith.

There are no safeguards that can make it safe. None…. Even family members will be wrongly motivated

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (xT8gx)

94 There will always be ulterior motives, coercion, and undue pressure applied by third parties.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)

Fo real, yo.

Posted by: Single Parents With Slutty 15 Year Olds at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (cY4uq)

95 Beat Sponge to the 'new' thread though, so there is that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

96 saw an article yesterday about China's use of prisoners for live organ donation

they take their corneas! they get to live but now blind.

they take a kidney, part of the liver. just farm the prisoners.

and I'm sure elites from all over the world avail themselves of this service.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

This world needs a deep reset.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (9E5Ho)

97 Tis not a goblin nor an elf, a homunculus
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)

I can see that. I think a lot of the things on the left qualify.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (N1DT3)

98 i updated with a story about a woman complaining of back pain who was immediately told to consider the benefits of the Suicide Booth.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)

99 That blonde speaker is straight out of central casting for a WWII epic as one of Hitler's brown shirts.

I can't watch the videos of those people as it makes by brain hurt because I have no clue what kind of language they are speaking and I don't want to try and figure it out.

Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (oiNtH)

100 Holland more than a decade ago lead the way to where Cananda and Spain are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (2GVsD)

101 There are no safeguards that can make it safe. None…. Even family members will be wrongly motivated
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (xT8gx)

Perverse, intended incentives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)

102 Currently, MAID is optional. Just wait until it's mandatory.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (O5JaV)

103 91 Euthanasia is the inevitable result of government-run and -paid healthcare. Why pay for years if not decades of care for person X when you can just kill them?

That's how the paper-pushers look at all this: we can convince these troubled people to kill themselves now, and it will save us millions of dollars in healthcare that we otherwise would have had to spend on them.

If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

You also get fresh organs out of the bargain.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (okun6)

104 I can't believe these people are serious and how does no one in the building not scream, all of you are f-ing insane, cringe and beyond parody at this point.

Did they not understand normal people would make fun of this or are there no normal people left?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (hFsFh)

105 Damn
Ellen Degeneres has HUGE ears

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)

106 So Canada's on the road to Soylent Green. Edward G. Robinson nods.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (xakWh)

107 That Opie Taylor-in-drag chick really does something for me. Makes me wanna grab the ol' fishin' pole and whistle a happy tune, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (X+xvk)

108 It's demonic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)

It is, in the truest sense, but most people can’t see it, or won’t acknowledge it.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03

The Bible is very clear on this one. It is absolutely not our lane, we are not to play God.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)

109 Euthanasia is the inevitable result of government-run and -paid healthcare. Why pay for years if not decades of care for person X when you can just kill them?

If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
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Now I understand how Carousel started in Logan's Run.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

110 "God is the author of life and death; it’s his decision and his alone."

Amen.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (DgMqy)

111 Canada is in trouble. GO Pierre Poilievre, GO!!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)

112 I've been deferred twice from jury duty this year.

This may be the only way to get excused. Bastards.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)

113 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

114 If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
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And of course the bureaucracy can use the savings for their own expensive medical care when they reach that age...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (ESVrU)

115 Where's my I 💘 the Mullahs t-shirt?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Thank you Ace for adding the story of the woman with the backache and the attempt to sell her on MAID.

Evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)

117 The DNC in America did this like 2024 as I recall. "Point of privilege" and all that.

Word is they are on the lookout for a straight, white man to run for president.

Good luck, guys LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (El6/E)

118 next thing Toronto will have a "matmos" room

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (j+aD2)

119 I'm just posting this as a quickie.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Dracula: No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.

Posted by: George Hamilton at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (w9Wax)

120 Ellen Degeneres… thank you above whoever mentioned her…. That’s exactly who that lady looks like… maybe even uglier (if that’s possible)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (xT8gx)

121 Bet go in for a broken arm and suicide will be a option

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

122 Beat Sponge to the 'new' thread though, so there is that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

Take life wins when you get them no matter where they come.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

123 I think Trump should file a sealed-appeal of the cartel judge's order halting construction.
One line:
"This is a national security matter."

No caselaw. No case history. No argument.

And issue a statement:
We have appealed. The construction will continue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (HXT0k)

124 Seriously. In Canada, the death certificate does not say MAID. They can not write that, and have to lie for primary and contributing causes.

So you get depressed and go to death chamber, and what do they write? you did of sad? Terminal ennui?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (Fg7bI)

125 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?

Well, when a middle aged woman lies on her back...

*ducks and runs* SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (El6/E)

126 How about Illinois, because, after all Pritzker owns that state.
____________

Kind a suspect the Illinois and New York are still somewhat sane outside of Chicagoland and NYC. OTOH, the same people outside the primate cities are pulling out in droves.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (R5Koj)

127 She can fly away those ears.

Posted by: As my father in law would say at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)

128 Ellen Degeneres has HUGE ears
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)

She's always been an incredibly hideous woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

129 113 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?

Posted by: I gotta ask

Do the Twist!

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (X+xvk)

130 She could fly with ears that big.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc)

131 Nazi Germany and T4, when they were murdering the people in the asylums, the death certificate always listed something like 'flu' as the cause.

So yes, Canada has gone full Nazi T4.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (2GVsD)

132 27 Take the Prime Meridian away from England. If we are going to take the ship insurance, we might as well take the Prime Meridian.

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Let the free market do its thing. We the US taxpayer do not need to get involved. Because we'll end up holding the bag.

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (SlrUo)

133 Can you imagine the offspring that creature could create if you could convince her to mate with Barack Obama?

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (X+xvk)

134 and we can get back to our alien human hybrid breeding program

Wait, are there green-skinned women with big hooters?

Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (2ocoG)

135 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)

136 A palate cleanser from Visegrad on X

"
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
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1h
BREAKING:

Starmer suffers major defeat in court regarding his plans to transfer sovereignty of the Chagos Archipelago from the UK to Mauritius.

The judge of the BIOT Supreme Court (British Indian Ocean Territory) has:

- Has overturned Tony Blair’s law from 2004 that removed the Chagossians' Right of Abode.

- Calculated that the cost of Starmer's Chagos surrender will be up to and over £48bn. The government claimed it would only be £3.7 billion

- The judge made it clear that there is no historical authority for a prerogative power to expel or permanently exclude a population of British subjects from the territory to which their citizenship belongs.

- The Judge quashed the Governnent's removal orders against the 4 Chagossians who recently returned to Chagos to stop the transfer to Mauritius.

This is undoubtedly one of the biggest moments in the campaign to Save Chagos and might completely derail the government’s plans to transfer the territory to Mauritius as there are now Chagossians living on the islands.

Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (E4rtv)

137 113 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March

You start by making your gigantic boobs out of balloons.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (OoFl2)

138 Palestinian flags and chicks in Palestinian garb were a big thing at the NDP freak fest as well.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (0TtYd)

139 128 Ellen Degeneres has HUGE ears
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)

She's always been an incredibly hideous woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, from the beginning of my noticing her my Skeeve radar was going off bigtime. Something very - unclean - about her.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)

140 She's 'uplifting' herself back into the spotlight.....

Kamala Harris has been slammed for a bizarre text announcing she will swing across a raft of states in the Deep South.

The expected 2028 presidential runner will take trips to North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and Arkansas “to uplift Democrats and continue building our power in the South,” according to the message her campaign sent.

Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

141 i updated with a story about a woman complaining of back pain who was immediately told to consider the benefits of the Suicide Booth.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)

I have a pretty significant amount of back pain currently.

Ending my life over it seems a bit drastic.

Canada is done. Alas, so long, America's Hat. It was moderately fun for a little bit, way back when.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

142 133 Can you imagine the offspring that creature could create if you could convince her to mate with Barack Obama?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (X+xvk)
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You'd probably have more work to do to convince Barack Obama to put his penis into a vagina.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

143 Can you imagine the offspring that creature could create if you could convince her to mate with Barack Obama?

The ears would have more of a wingspan than a 747.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

144 *ducks and runs* SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

"Serpentine, Shell! Serpentine!"

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (X+xvk)

145
Yeah, from the beginning of my noticing her my Skeeve radar was going off bigtime. Something very - unclean - about her.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)

Other than her face smelling of wet pussy, you mean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Whig

It will also kibosh any dreams of Herr Keir transferring the Falklands to Argentina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)

147 29 Tis not a goblin nor an elf, a homunculus

toby and stateless might want to take a run at her.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)

Who wanted to bang "Lady" Liberty, and you made them take a closer look?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (zafwz)

148 Nevermind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (Fg7bI)

149 I guess this is what happens when your country is basically a really big National Park.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (2Ez/1)

150 Wait ... those vids of that freakshow with shambling mutants waving colored "privilege cards" around is real? Not an SNL parody?

I thought the "privilege cards" was just a euphemism, like playing the "race card." I never would think these people are such insanely woke drones that they'd really print up color-coded physical cards.

Someone please slap me in the head, kick me in the nuts, and wake me from this nightmare.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

151 we can get back to our alien human hybrid breeding program, right Matt Gaetz?
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)

I'm still working on my human / Martian mutant romance slop novel. Pete is going to want three hands for this one

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

152 Suicide or having to continue to live in Canada under a Liberal government.

The choice is obvious, Citizens!

Posted by: YOUR Canadian Government! at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (n1OCj)

153 Remember when death panels was a right wing conspiracy theory?

Good times.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (0TtYd)

154 Straight out of a Kurt Schlicter novel, where those in the People's Republic of America are sorted according to "privilege".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (93YsA)

155 You'd probably have more work to do to convince Barack Obama to put his penis into a vagina.

Posted by: ballistic

Blindfold him and tell him it's Justin Bieber.

Or Tim Walz.

Barky would probably prefer Tim Walz.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (X+xvk)

156 On the Ballroom, I thought "Preservationists" were already over ruled by a "judge", the east wing is gone, what are they trying to preserve ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (FtULh)

157 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
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As far as I know, not a peep.

Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)

158 who gave that fucking elf a hitler combover?

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at March 31, 2026 04:04 PM (y9skt)

159 157 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
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As far as I know, not a peep.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)

Pope Frankie not looking as bad now. And that’s saying a lot.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:04 PM (pDt9x)

160 It’s even crazier than at first blush. There are different color coded cards. There’s pink and yellow and green. And they were fighting over which one got preference. They’re all oppressed people so how do you decide who is the most oppressed? lol

Keep in mind this party has won elections at the provincial level. It’s not some fringe party that pulls in 4% or whatever. It’s a legit party going back decades.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (0TtYd)

161 I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)

That sounds noble, but whenever there are competing interests, the power to kill will be abused. Do you think that "stringent controls" overseen by the government will ever be sound enough to trust?

I don't. Government is evil. They already have the power of life and death over us for parking tickets and tax evasion...why give them even more?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (n9ltV)

162 Pope Leo has turned out to be once again a lamb and not a lion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)

163 different from each other, or different from where they point now?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (Fg7bI)

164 135 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)

Yes, that's an easy one like abortion. Catholics are so wildly against it, it tends to not need saying every hour of the day.

Pope John Paul II wrote a wonderful piece "On the Christian Meaning of Human Suffering"...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)

165 113 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March
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Magnetic nipple rings that share the same polarity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (ESVrU)

166 Remember when death panels was a right wing conspiracy theory?

Good times.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (0TtYd)
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And right behind "death panels" will be "2020 was the cleanest election evah!"

Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (rj6Yv)

167 The Pope, the ballroom, and nipples.

This place.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)

168 She's always been an incredibly hideous woman.

She wasn't bad looking when she was young and doing standup, but her evil soul and debauched lifestyle has led to the Dorian Gray picture written on her face. She looks like she's a lich now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (El6/E)

169 It’s even crazier than at first blush. There are different color coded cards. There’s pink and yellow and green. And they were fighting over which one got preference. They’re all oppressed people so how do you decide who is the most oppressed? lol
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Literal victim cards.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (yEjNf)

170 in order to achieve equity, a judge just ordered trump to make half his diet cola consumption pepsi

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (CWTWj)

171 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?

Probably but his idiotic insane and unChristian stuff kinda drowns out the rest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (El6/E)

172 She wants to flash her Equity Card in real life to cut in line at the bank

Wetbacks with their anchor bebe behind me at ATM wanted this.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (Kt19C)

173 "So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?"

I think he may have spoken generally about the issue, but I'd have to dig/AI to get some semblance of an answer.

Certain Things The Pope Said get wide dissemination, others not so much.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (DgMqy)

174 You really couldn't script the end of the last thread any better. With special guest star.........

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (eBwIO)

175 *pauses*

We need to make that a game - Victim Card Uno

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)

176 Pope John Paul II wrote a wonderful piece "On the Christian Meaning of Human Suffering"...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)
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A heroic man who lived every word of it, too. When he could no longer speak due to his terminal illness, he passed away naturally just a few days later.

Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (rj6Yv)

177 "I'm a victim! I deserve more!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'm more victimy than you are!"
"Both of you shut up, my victimy beats both of yours--put together!"
"Put together? EWWWW"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (CHHv1)

178 135 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?

Posted by: It's me donna

He's offered to perform last rites via Zoom meeting for crowds larger than 500.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (X+xvk)

179 The people of Canada would be better off letting polar bears run the country. I think the bears would be more humane. Just give them plenty of fish to eat along with the socialists and communists.

Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (pvf3X)

180
Keep in mind this party has won elections at the provincial level. It’s not some fringe party that pulls in 4% or whatever. It’s a legit party going back decades.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM

The participants in that display needed more bullying.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (hFsFh)

181 165 113 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March
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Magnetic nipple rings that share the same polarity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026

Ouch!

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (OoFl2)

182 "Based on recent reports, "Pope Leo" (referring to Pope Leo XIV...) has taken a strong stance against the expansion of assisted suicide, echoing the Catholic Church's deep concerns regarding Canada’s Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD) program. "

Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (tOcjL)

183 No. The Pipe has spoken about it ; You have only to put in "Pope Leo speaks about assisted suicide" in a search engine and you get plenty of results. He's still an idiot about saying "God doesn't answer the prayers of people who wage war."

Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (9U6Wl)

184 They play "Suicide Is Painless" on an endless loop in the waiting rooms of all their hospitals and clinics in Canadia.

Probably.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (V362x)

185 That sounds noble, but whenever there are competing interests, the power to kill will be abused. Do you think that "stringent controls" overseen by the government will ever be sound enough to trust?

According to comments on X, agreeing to MAID also means agreeing to be an organ donor. There must be one hell of a black market for organs that the elites all play in.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (2ocoG)

186 mumble mumble evils like euthanasia and bortion.
BUT WHAT WE SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON, IS WELCOMING THE STRANGER AND FIGHTING HATE.

Posted by: your bishop at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (gKWVE)

187 RENEW! RENEW!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (g8Ew8)

188 I'm sorta' on the fence here. On the one hand, I think those that might lean into this thing are probably nuts anyway. The transgenders, furries, some of the hard core left, rabid never-Trumpers, etc. Probably do society some good to thin those people out. They claim to be miserable anyway.

OTOH, I can see it becoming the default medical solution for a lot of other issues that the medical community doesn't want to deal with or isn't a money maker.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (AkEZC)

189 If a person is terminal, in pain, and suffering that would seem to be something between a patient and their doctor.

But in Canada, the doctor is a government bureaucrat so such discretion is not possible.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (yEjNf)

190 Drink when they say, "No tapbacks, no erasies.". The commies are going to turn these people out then slaughter them for their organ transplant traffic and hope they didn't pick up a previously undiscovered loathesome sexually transmitted disease.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (YlWIZ)

191 183 No. The Pipe has spoken about it ; You have only to put in "Pope Leo speaks about assisted suicide" in a search engine and you get plenty of results. He's still an idiot about saying "God doesn't answer the prayers of people who wage war."
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (9U6Wl)

Maybe he needs to speak a little louder on this subject

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (FtULh)

192 137 113 How do you make your nipples point in different compass directions?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March

You start by making your gigantic boobs out of balloons.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (OoFl2)

Find a terrible plastic surgeon for your boob job.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (S/Y4j)

193
Yeah, from the beginning of my noticing her my Skeeve radar was going off bigtime. Something very - unclean - about her.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)

The only time she was funny was when she played the sassy secretary on Open House.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (y9nCu)

194 But in Canada, the doctor is a government bureaucrat, so such discretion is not possible.

Just like the Wuhan Flu shots. When the government gets involved, choice vanishes.

Some 'my body, my choice.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)

195 Coming next in Canadistan: Mandatory MAID service for anyone refusing a vaccine or a mask.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (X+xvk)

196 Soylent Green. Saw it the week it came out. Mom said something very similar would happen in my lifetime. I said "yeah, right".

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (xNy4G)

197 There is also video footage from the NDP conference where people are complaining that the closed captioning isn’t fast enough and so the chair woman person her them they their, tells everybody that they should slow down when speaking so closed captioning can keep up.

If the Babylon Bee had done this as a gag people would have said it’s too much.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (0TtYd)

198 OTOH, I can see it becoming the default medical solution for a lot of other issues that the medical community doesn't want to deal with or isn't a money maker.

It's been noted by multiple people that any kind of specialist exam or treatment has a months to years waiting list in Canada, but MAID is same-day if you agree to donate your organs.

Also, it's probably not a coincidence that over 95% of MAID treatments go to whites.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

199 With special guest star.........

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (eBwIO)

Yeah...blaming Mossad was a nice touch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (n9ltV)

200 Maybe he needs to speak a little louder on this subject
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (FtULh)
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Something like a papal letter to be read from the pulpit of every church in Canada.

Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

201 First, they disarm. Always.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (TKBaI)

202 That blonde tranny with the dumbo ears needs to at least make up its mind which gender it wants to pretend to be. Even if you want to pander to its insanity, how are you supposed to know which pronouns to use?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (0Htd1)

203 You have chosen slow and horrible.

Posted by: The Suicide Booth at March 31, 2026 04:13 PM (4NO2D)

204 I saw a few comments yesterday relative to Euthanasia and the United Kingdom. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to comment on it.

1. The UK House of Commons passed an Euthanasia Bill back in June 2025.

2. It's currently stuck in the House of Lords while they play around with the wording. It will pass eventually.

3. Last year the UK government automatically made Organ Donation and "Opt Out" process. So, you are automatically signed up to donate your organs unless you take steps to remove yourself from that eventuality.
There were no debates. There were no discussions in Parliament. They just made a Fiat decision without input from any parties on this.

Organ donation from Euthanasia is a VERY VERY VERY lucrative business for a number of parties. Currently, in Canada only Nova Scotia has "Opt Out" on organ donation and they still lead the world in the number of organs donated via Euthanasia. You can see what I'm getting at. Hello Ulterior motive.

Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)

205 Committing euthanasia is a crisis of faith at the end. It's losing trust that God will be with you every day of your life. One should never encourage another into it, and instead, should be steadfast and encourage the opposite.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)

206 I'll add to my comment above that the danger with normalizing suicide for medical reasons isn't just limited to greedy government bureaucrats wanting to save money by killing grandma.

You know who else wants to kill grandma? Certain members of her family who stand to inherit, or who just don't want to deal with her any more.

If you think there isn't a significant number of people who would kill grandma over money, then you are underestimating how black some people's hearts are.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

207 who gave that fucking elf a hitler combover?
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at March 31, 2026 04:04 PM (y9skt)

Most Cromulent Comment nominee

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 04:14 PM (YlWIZ)

208 I wonder how long until some muslims infiltrate the group with the victim/equity cards, and convinces them to trade up to a suicide vest.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (S/Y4j)

209
If anything the Canuckians did that deserved MAiD, the invention of that unholy dish poutine would be near the top of the list.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (y9nCu)

210 Pope Frankie not looking as bad now. And that’s saying a lot.

well at least he wasn't a fucking PROFESSOR

that is NEVER good news

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (j+aD2)

211 Maybe he needs to speak a little louder on this subject

Yeah I agree, it is a pretty horrific issue to not push harder on. But in his defense, when he says something like "God doesn't listen to the prayers of men of war" every God-hating lefty on earth screams it into your ear so you can't really hear anything else.

There's nothing leftists love more than trying to weaponize what they do not believe in or honor against people who do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (El6/E)

212 I am all for the left wing sodomites to take canada up on their offer.

More for me.

Posted by: Wood Chipper Feet First at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (/1l9x)

213 34 Chick is putting off a 1930s Germany vibe with that getup.
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Yeah, my thought too. Didn't Hitler comb his hair the other way?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (n17eQ)

214 Coming next in Canadistan: Mandatory MAID service for anyone refusing a vaccine or a mask.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Now you see why they wanted everyone's guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (9E5Ho)

215 Something like a papal letter to be read from the pulpit of every church in Canada.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

If they rebuilt the ones that got burned down 5 years ago in the mass grave media hoax hysteria, that might work.

Posted by: Rex B at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (DqQS/)

216 With special guest star.........

OMFG. Brian in New Orleans. Quick, everyone go back to that thread and post that voting machines are insecure.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (2ocoG)

217 With all due respect to PDJT, we do NOT want Canada as a 51st state… they’re freaking nuts up there in the great white north

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (xT8gx)

218 The Pope, the ballroom, and nipples.

This place.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

The latest version of Clue is pretty wild.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi4Tu)

219 The Hitler Elf...heeheehee.

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (xNy4G)

220 Hello Ulterior motive.
Posted by: Orson

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I think the bigger motive is that it saves the state billions. These are all non-workers, some have chronic disease but even mental health is covered in the modern welfare state so all are "useless eaters."

It reduces welfare costs, reduces health system costs, and frees up limited resources.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (Fg7bI)

221 I'm waiting to here the Pope's comments on the Chicago Bulls player who is being persecuted for his Christian faith?

probably he won't have a word to say on that one

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (j+aD2)

222 I have a big cock card.

I always get to speak first.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:18 PM (aTgV0)

223 Blonde Hitler with big ears must have shaved off the moustache.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)

224 Now we have the Hitler Elf AND the Doom Goblin. What’s next?

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:19 PM (pDt9x)

225 R/canada seems to like the NDP, but feels sad that an important Leftist party has strayed and lost its way.

The NDP has become a parody of itself. This is the sort of stuff that conservatives would come up with to make fun of leftists 15 years ago, and the NDP took it as sound advice.

Don't forget they hired a US consultant to tell them they have to relate to "Canadian lived experiences"

Suffering from 3rd party cringe for this even taking place in my country. It's started to show up on international subreddits and it's fucking embarrassing.

Bizarre that the NDP are leaning even harder into this performative dog and pony show stuff, after losing nearly all voter confidence in the last election for their tone-deafness regarding the real and pressing issues facing average Canadians

The worst the north american left has done against themselves is starting to speak about white privilege to people barely scraping by, and then asking them to understand the nuance of the concept while never being nuanced on any issue ever.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

226 Canada is like afghanistan.

Not so much a country as a region on the map.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (aTgV0)

227 With all due respect to PDJT, we do NOT want Canada as a 51st state… they’re freaking nuts up there in the great white north
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Correct. We want Alberta as a Commonwealth protectorate.

They are wanting out of the nuthouse too.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (9E5Ho)

228 221 I'm waiting to here the Pope's comments on the Chicago Bulls player who is being persecuted for his Christian faith?

probably he won't have a word to say on that one
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (j+aD2)

To placate the LGBTQ+ crowd, the Holy See saw nothing, says nothing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

229 Coming next in Canadistan: Mandatory MAID service for anyone refusing a vaccine or a mask.
Posted by: Sam Adams

What about for gigantomastia and my 28-O cup wonder-twins? GB's NHS is of no help.

Posted by: Summer Robert at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (wVcYX)

230 If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, but, no bureaucrat is wringing their hands worrying about how to save the tax payer money. The question who is getting bonuses and incentives to steer their poor little lost lambs to offing themselves? Is a set of steak knives involved?

Posted by: Croaker at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (+BcZI)

231 16 When Edward G. Robinson was about to be turned into Soylent Green, they showed a happy video.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Don't show that movie in Canada, the government elites might get ideas.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (0Htd1)

232 Watching that video, I realized I liked Herbie much better when he wanted to be a dentist.

Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (zG4BR)

233 The chick might be Hitler's unknown grand daughter.

Unity Valkyrie Mitford, born in Swastika Canada, actually stalked Adolf and eventually became one of his confidants. Some would say also lover. Eva Braun and others hated Unity. After the declaration of war, Unity stayed in Germany but then sat on a bench in a park and put a bullet in her head.

She survived but was mentally damaged, she was later evacuated to England. There are persistent rumors she was pregnant by Hitler at the time of the suicide attempt, and the child was given up for adoption.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)

234 It's going to get worse, isn't it? I thought we had reached bottom but I was wrong.

Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (q177U)

235 It reduces welfare costs, reduces health system costs, and frees up limited resources.
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You know what reduces welfare, health system costs? Getting governments out of offering these benefits.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (n17eQ)

236 Canada is like afghanistan.

Not so much a country as a region on the map.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (aTgV0)

Imagine Norm Macdonald but from Afghanistan.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (eBwIO)

237 and we want these ghouls to be our 51st state. No sale.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM (abIsI)

238 Alberta should be North Montana.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM (aTgV0)

239 I have a big cock card.

I always get to speak first.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:18 PM

I HAVE THE CONCH.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

240 Western Civilization is hell-bent on killing itself, figuratively and literally. And the relative handful of people opposing this self-destruction are derided and defamed as Nazis, fascists, and "phobes" of every possible stripe and strain, and often met with violence. How much longer can we hold out?

Posted by: I don't know, but it doesn't look good at March 31, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)

241 Liberal “men” are now apparently wearing red lipstick to protest President Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/45z4dj2x

Canadian?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:23 PM (abIsI)

242 The doctors that are withholding pain medication to chronic pain sufferers are probably all for MAID. Its so much easier to get rid of these "complainers " than treat their pain.

Posted by: Megthered at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (EdzLt)

243 "Imagine Norm Macdonald but from Afghanistan.
Posted by: ... "

That joke was written by a woman.

Just kidding, we don't hire women.

We kill them.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (aTgV0)

244 Now we have the Hitler Elf AND the Doom Goblin. What’s next?

New from TSR, S7 The French Mistake, a new dungeon full of mystery and safe spaces!

Related: someone remixes the beginning of Skyrim as if it was made this year, with Sweet Baby Inc involved

https://youtu.be/Rf7ROU2_8UA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (El6/E)

245 Canada has the Trailer Park Boys. That would be a nice pick up.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (n17eQ)

246 But in Canada, the doctor is a government bureaucrat, so such discretion is not possible.

Just like the Wuhan Flu shots. When the government gets involved, choice vanishes.

Some 'my body, my choice.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)

Canadians over 50 and feeling ill should avoid at all costs checking in to Canadian hospitals. The culling of the herd has started.

Disbelieving this fact will kill you.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (g8Ew8)

247 I'm confused. You mean Canada is not like Letterkenny?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (wBaIH)

248 I think the bigger motive is that it saves the state billions. These are all non-workers, some have chronic disease but even mental health is covered in the modern welfare state so all are "useless eaters."

It reduces welfare costs, reduces health system costs, and frees up limited resources.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (Fg7bI)
________________________

That's a valid perspective. I'll take it a step further. You'll have a hard time convincing me that the original release of COVID in China was to remove the "parasites" from society (elderly, infirm etc.). They were under the impression that it could be controlled, but it got away from them, and then they went all in on making the rest of world face the regional problems they created in name of a culling. (one child rule put them in a bad situation and their draconian personal credit programs came out at the same time). Then there was the head of research for their military branch doing a header off the top of a Lab in Wuhan about 2 months later.

Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (dIske)

249 Run, Alberta! Run!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (kgE5c)

250 So the Pope has had plenty to say about Trump and America, has he said anything about Canada and assisted murder ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
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As far as I know, not a peep.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)

He's a Fauxpe.

Dude doesn't even Bible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

251 >>> It reduces welfare costs, reduces health system costs, and frees up limited resources.

You know who else reduced welfare costs, reduced health system costs, and freed up limited resources?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 04:25 PM (TKBaI)

252 233 There are persistent rumors she was pregnant by Hitler at the time of the suicide attempt, and the child was given up for adoption.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Adolf the one-nut wonder was a playah?

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)

253 can she fly with those ears?

Asking for a circus...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

254 In fairness, what's the point of living if you have to do so as a Canadian?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (9FEtL)

255 I HAVE THE CONCH.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM

No. You don't!

Oh...wait. CONCH.

Sorry. Carry on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (kgE5c)

256 I am the liquor.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (aTgV0)

257 Hitler was probably also diddling his niece who was infatuated with him. It did not end well with her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (2GVsD)

258 I laughed when I realized the equity cards reminded me of the scene in Breaking Bad where Walt’s family talks about his cancer treatment options. Unless you had the talking pillow you couldn’t speak. Walt got frustrated and eventually just grabbed the pillow LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (xT8gx)

259 Pete seems a bit riled up, y'all.

Something must have happened to his action hand.

If you think of him, strapped down, unable to relieve himself, it makes sense. He's shouting into a software voice control and angry. Eventually he will get confused of which tab is open, and shout for a bedpan.

In reality I am wondering about Christians in Canada and what they think of this suicide for organ harvesting palooza. It's not ok, at all,if you read the Bible. Our life, our days, are mapped out and don't include the pod of death.

"I'm having a bad day. Might as well find a suicide pod."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (WONhk)

260 U.S. District Judge Richard Leon wrote in his decision that no statute 'comes close' to giving the President the authority to take on the project without Congressional oversight.

Leon then approved the Trust's request to have work stopped on the ballroom project amid the legal fight.

The President responded to the news with a furious Truth Social post.

In it, he labeled the Trust a 'Radical Left Group of Lunatics.'
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (kX27y)

The 'judge' just created the need for such a statute out of whole cloth. Legislation from the bench is not good behavior from a judge on an inferior court. Reduce his salary to zero.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (FOlVe)

261 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)
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One thing you can say about the Mitford sisters: they weren't boring.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (DwICI)

262 254 In fairness, what's the point of living if you have to do so as a Canadian?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Good point.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (abIsI)

263 Imagine having those fucking ears and thinking short-cropped hair makes sense!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (9FEtL)

264 Gender equity cards?! WTF is wrong with Canada?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (iwl6y)

265
"I'm having a bad day. Might as well find a suicide pod."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (WONhk)

Ah, but the suicide machine is built for two.

https://youtu.be/HTl8HcvYRqg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Sweet Jesus. Right on our border. Any justice, our troops would be headed north to end this vile regime.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (OUMaO)

267 Death by poutine.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (abIsI)

268 Gender equity cards?! WTF is wrong with Canada?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (iwl6y)

All that cold air freezes braincells.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

269 257 Hitler was probably also diddling his niece who was infatuated with him. It did not end well with her.
Posted by: Anna Puma

My man! High five! ✋️

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

270 I like to think of Canada as Anne did in Anne of Green Gables (which was Nova Scotia).

Instead it is Montreal with suicide ideations.

What do the barbarians of eeslam say? Are they behind this in their quest for the Caliphate?

I need to go be productive. Carry on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:30 PM (WONhk)

271 In fairness, what's the point of living if you have to do so as a Canadian?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Good point.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (abIsI)

Our own AOP seems to do alright.

But he does seem to come down to the US quite often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Leon then approved the Trust's request to have work stopped on the ballroom project amid the legal fight.

Already went through this with other groups... They ruled in Trump's favor

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:30 PM (FtULh)

273 242 The doctors that are withholding pain medication to chronic pain sufferers are probably all for MAID. Its so much easier to get rid of these "complainers " than treat their pain.
Posted by: Megthered at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (EdzLt)

This is the purpose of cutting off medically indicated access to opiates in this country also. And unfortunately Trump has been duped into agreeing with it. It's the first step towards government sponsored euthanasia in this country.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (g8Ew8)

274 New one

Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (3ek7K)

275 All kidding aside, I support someone being able to end their life when the alternative is pain and suffering with a miserable quality of life. Obviously very stringent safeguards are needed, and it should never be done because of money. Nationalized health care with its built-in shortages and the need to save money is the real problem.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
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There is just no completely fair, moral, or ethical way to administer such a program.

There will always be ulterior motives, coercion, and undue pressure applied by third parties.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM

Now, now, let's not be too hasty.......

Posted by: Soylent Green at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)

276 I HAVE THE CONCH.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM

No. You don't!

Oh...wait. CONCH.

Sorry. Carry on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I dare y'all to wrap your lips around my conch.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (9E5Ho)

277 nood
boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

278 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (0N4FZ)

279 The 'judge' just created the need for such a statute out of whole cloth. Legislation from the bench is not good behavior from a judge on an inferior court. Reduce his salary to zero.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

We need unaccountable individuals with unlimited power in the government to constrain the out of control tyrannical president!!!

Posted by: No Kings Protestor at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

280 Maybe we should follow suit.

"Are you a woke libtard commie rat bastard who won't live under King Trump? Come to us for release and relief from your misery. Chase the dragon with a megadose of morphine and dream your problems away!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

281 Can we at least a championship season of Rollerball out of the deal?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (wVcYX)

282 If that happened in real life, I would claim every one of the equity points, because they can't assume my identity.

I'd be speaking for hours and because I would be both pro and con I get both mics.

I'm a transracial transgender cis trans animal thingie with some hot mustard and dressing on the side.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)

283 Mein Fuhrer had two nuts. One did not descend from what I understand. It was shy.

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (/1l9x)

284 Maybe they're worried that they might be gay, and just need that right person of the opposite sex to sleep with them after a good dose of roofie.

Posted by: Suicide Is Painless at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (DqQS/)

285 I think something tragic happened to the ear womman above. In surgery. A madman plastic surgeon forgot to fix her ears and screwed up her nose instead.

The weirdest nose I've ever seen, if you take your eyes off the ears, other than AOC's.

A beak with nostril holes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)

286 The Mad Mitfords.

Nancy Mitford ratted her sister out, the one who married Oswald Mosley so she and her fascist husband spent a few years of the war in jail. One sister went full Commie, moved to the US, and became an author. Another sister was also fascist but a bit smarter. One sister managed to stay out of the limelight completely. And then there was Unity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (2GVsD)

287
I used to go fishing at a fly-in resort in the Algoma region of Ontario. The owner and his wife were the hardest working, nicest people ever.

I asked him what the did during the winter season and he said, "Oh, we go south."

"Where?"

"Sault Ste. Marie"

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (Y8DZL)

288 Last night, one of the 'Ettes predicted (incorrectly) that 'Rons would be panting all over the prospect of racy photos of Fang Fang coming out in the Swalwell Files. Instead, the general reaction was "Eh, she's average for a Chinese gal. 5 or 6." But clearly, that doesn't stop some of the guys here normally, who appear to even be turned on by gargoyles.

I think the difference is that ordinary women are interesting, and 304s are not. You can find photos of above-average 304s by accident, with an innocent search with the wrong terms, and perfect 10s are an easy deliberate query away. But -- this is my hypothesis -- the accidentally famous ordinary woman retains an element of mystery, and that's what incites the interest.

Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (Sy6m/)

289 Ummm Samuel Colt has been making equality devices since 1847

Posted by: Gary at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (eQbWy)

290 Bryon Noem's chesticles have been hacked!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (glnUu)

291 Speaking of retarded communalists..

Bernie tweeted that he wants to tax billionaires at 5% a year, raise $4.4T every year and give everyone a $12k check.

Slight problem is for 5% of a number to be worth 4.4 trillion that number needs to be $880T. Which is about 10X the net worth of all of the billionaires in the country. And then of course the whole and stock market plunging thing as billionaires have to sell stock to pay the tax.

Nobody ever accused communists of being good at math.

Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (0TtYd)

292 Unity Mitford. I haven't thought of her since I was reading Speer's book.

She was a genuine, dyed-in-the-wool fucking lunatic. But I doubt she had Hitler's lovechild.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (BI5O2)

293 Cucknadians.
Like the US, they had a Greatest Generation.
But much like us, their Baby Boomers went full retard, and their coasts outvote the solid middle of their country.

Posted by: UncleJefe at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (DzC+b)

294 Pope Frankie not looking as bad now. And that’s saying a lot.

No Pope Frankie was an anti-pope and very, very much worse. Leo was technically validly elected. Give the Holy Spirit a chance to work on him.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (qFwJc)

295 And now she's screaming: where are the bubbles? Where is the music??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (aJdVY)

296 You know, I would probably shoot the dog, too, since shooting the husband would be filled with serious life enjoyment decreasing consequences.

Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (x9vBb)

297 Well, oops.

Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (x9vBb)

298 SideScrollers posted some things from this video on the you tubes. Somebody referred to that radar eared individual as 'Adolph Hipster' which i thought was hilarious. Me, i thought she looked like Stephen Colbert's even more annoying N*zi curious younger sister.

Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (7gpcF)

299 Republican women are worse than Democrat women. They infiltrate and destroy from within.

Posted by: resist_we_much at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (cpys8)

300 ...is almost entirely about favoring minorities, women, and transgenders over white "dudes."

Whites are not a majority, or even a plurality, in a lot of places. And white "dudes" are fewer still. Some of those equity groups outnumber white "dudes" so how is it that they get special privileges?

One of my favorite headlines of all times came from the Houston Chronicle a decade back, when it announced:
"60% of Houston Students are Minorities"

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (bufu1)

301 "The Conservative Case For Canada's Ghoulish Assisted Suicide Ad Campaign"

by David French

Posted by: Walker at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (/5TU/)

302 Bernie tweeted that he wants to tax billionaires at 5% a year, raise $4.4T every year and give everyone a $12k check.

Plagiarist.

Posted by: George McGovern at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (hJH5n)

303 Okay Bernie, Let's start with you.

Elon Musk is worth a lot, but who would keep his employees working?

Same issue I want do discuss with Jesus. The story of the rich young man. "But Lord, who would buy my land and take care of my servants?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (qFwJc)

304 Hilarious that the NPD conference was chaired by Pale Hitler. :0

Posted by: Third Wrecked at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (bt3Im)

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