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Michigan Synagogue Attack Was "Hezballah-Inspired," Says FBI
They can finally determine a motive. When the Bureau is headed by a Trump appointee, at least.
The attack earlier this month on a synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan, was "a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism purposely targeting the Jewish community and the largest Jewish temple in Michigan," the FBI said in a news conference Monday. The assailant, Ayman Ghazali, a naturalized US citizen from Lebanon, rammed a pickup truck into the synagogue on March 12, as more than 100 children were attending school inside. ...Two of his brothers were Hezballah terror commanders. They were killed by Israel.
Had he lived, he would have been charged with providing material support to Hezbollah, the Iranian-backed terrorist group in Lebanon, said Jerome Gorgon, US attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan. Gorgon added Ghazali was inspired by Hezbollah propaganda to carry out the attack. "This man acted under Hezbollah's direction and control," Gorgon said. "He intended to kill others, not just himself."
... Ghazali began planning for the attack days earlier, the FBI said, with his plans intensifying on March 9. A review of Ghazali's online activity dating to January showed repeated searches for pro‑Hezbollah and Iranian news outlets, as well as videos related to gunfire and ammunition. Beginning March 9, the FBI said, he closely followed speeches and live coverage involving Hezbollah's secretary general, Naim Qassem, along with reporting about an Iranian fatwa -- a religious ruling concerning Islamic law -- calling for total jihad against the US military. He also researched Jewish cultural educational and religious centers throughout the Detroit metro area, viewed multiple pages of upcoming events at Temple Israel and searched specific terms and phrases such as "the largest gathering of Israelis in Michigan," "Orthodox synagogues" and "Israelis near me," Runyan said. ... An order of dozens of water containers arrived on the 11th -- the day before the attack -- and he immediately started filling them with gasoline, making four trips to gas stations so he would not arouse suspicion, Runyan said. He also bought two torch lighters, which authorities believe he used to set his truck on fire. On the day of the attack, Ghazali sent his sister, who authorities believe lives in Lebanon, numerous videos and messages "affirming his Hezbollah-inspired ideology," Runyan said. Ten minutes before he drove his truck into the synagogue, Ghazali sent his sister two videos in Arabic indicating he was at the largest gathering of Israelis in the state of Michigan, had booby-trapped his car and would forcibly enter and start shooting people, the FBI said. "God willing, I will kill as many of them as I possibly can," Ghazali recorded himself saying, according to Runyan.Happy Tuesday! I didn't read much over the weekend but I'm now "On the Doorstep" in The Hobbit. I'm sure many of you finished. Does anyone do this? When I read Hobbit/LOTR, I put on music and ambience from the movies. But I'm not sure it adds anything. I think it just distracts me. Update:
It was Netanyahu inspired terrorism. He consistently links Judaism and Zionism and it puts a target on the backs of Jews all over the world. The people in Michigan had nothing to do with the war crimes Israel is committing. Exactly. Who wants to take the FBI at their word on this one? I'm guessing the usual suspects. It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence, but I've also heard his family in Lebanon was killed in Israeli attacks. If we're going to be involved in this war, we're going to experience the effects of it. It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that. This isn't a terrorist linked attack. The FBI is bullshitiny to justify the invasion of Lebanon. Gotta justify the genocide and land grabPosted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (w9Wax)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
Posted by: AOC at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (xQtaY)
and though the Lord makes[c] his life an offering for sin, he will see his offspring and prolong his days, and the will of the Lord will prosper in his hand.”
Isaiah 53:10
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (OPGS/)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
The MSM did run with that story as an excuse for awhile....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (XuXeR)
Which was zero. And he was attacking children. Thank God for blessing us with stupid enemies.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)
The attack earlier this month on a synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan, was "a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism purposely targeting the Jewish community and the largest Jewish temple in Michigan," the FBI said in a news conference Monday.
No shit, Sherlock.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (y9nCu)
I'm glad no human beings were killed, and wish a speedy recovery to the security guard who was injured.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Colonel Obvious at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)
Don't get used to it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
Everyone here who is a church- or temple-going person should seriously consider carrying concealed when attending services.
I Ballistic 2:10 - Let he who doth not stay strapped be at peril of getting clapped.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)
the leftist/globalist rubric that has persisted for ? a couple decades?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
After that, I recommend The Terror, by Simmons.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (pDt9x)
those are great books
I read them out of order (I guess?) but it doesn't really matter I don't think
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vSx2o)
it just underscores the many ways in which speech is violence.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)
Let us know when you get to the Waterfront
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)
I had the Quebecois.
The logic was a bit difficult to follow but if you looked at my wall with all the pictures, notes and string linking everything, it made perfect sense.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)
So, it wasn't a midget Tibetan Mormon named Jose Yamamoto.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (OgWfa)
Amazon had the entire Trilogy on sale for Kindle for $1.99 so I got that digitally - Haven't started reading it yet.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (W2Pud)
I suspect the leftist justices are trying to push the opinion's release beyond this year's elections as it will cost the Dems probably about a dozen or more seats and require redistricting in multiple states.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38
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I've heard good things about that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (cWQQU)
good stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX)
Started it Friday finished it Saturday.. About half way through the Fellowship Of the Ring...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Because of tomorrow's attack?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38
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I've heard good things about that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (cWQQU)
Truly, one of my top ten books. If you like eerie, try The Descent, by Jeff Long.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Rex B at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (DqQS/)
I think that we are lucky that the terrorists around here are pretty incompetent. They like porn or drugs out our lew rent stuff about us life. So I guess we got that going for us .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (19SAM)
good stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
Outstanding books. What a gifted writer.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (xvV+O)
No, I don't think I will.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Exactly. Who wants to take the FBI at their word on this one? I'm guessing the usual suspects.
It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence, but I've also heard his family in Lebanon was killed in Israeli attacks. If we're going to be involved in this war, we're going to experience the effects of it.
It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that.
This isn't a terrorist linked attack. The FBI is bullshitiny to justify the invasion of Lebanon. Gotta justify the genocide and land grab
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (XeU6L)
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About the Franklin expedition?
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Yes. Well researched, with an excellent twist.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vSx2o) "
it's like the dancing bear; it's not that he's a great dancer, it's that he dances at all ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Ghazali at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (w9Wax)
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About the Franklin expedition?
yes
the miniseries is a bit expanded by some newer findings up at the site
it's all incredibly interesting (and scary)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)
And just what "innocents" is this Administration killing ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
tubal we are very simpatico reading-wise
The Descent is possibly the scariest book I've ever read
it's something for sure!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
Please report for further administration of your TDS programming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Ben Ghazali
At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Hillary at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (vSx2o)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
Trump said Europe can save its own gas in the Strait of Hormuz... Take that with a grain of salt...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (2ap+5)
tubal we are very simpatico reading-wise
The Descent is possibly the scariest book I've ever read
it's something for sure!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
The creepiness is enhanced, for me, with the “ just plausible” aspect. Long also wrote Deeper, which is a good followup book.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (pDt9x)
It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
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Love the throat-clearing phrasing and disclaimers, that are then completely over-ridden by what follows.
"It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence," but [INSERT BIG EXCUSE FOR THE VIOLENCE HERE]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: huerfano
Failed martyrs should become one of "the virgins" for others.
Posted by: Ow, my ass at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi4Tu)
"We can't use violence! That makes people become terrorists."
And when we don't do it? "You have to understand how mad he is about the Crusades!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM (OPGS/)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
The MSM did run with that story as an excuse for awhile....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (kamC
Yes, MSM claimed it was justified as the imperialist state triggered the act.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 12:49 PM (y171U)
Posted by: huerfano
Another disturbing aspect about the virgin thing is their are probably no age limits, one way or the other.
And knowing Mo....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (guGkK)
246 This morning's Fox Business Varney & Co. Trivia Question:
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal
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I'm certain that you have watched the Stan Roger's 'Northwest Passage' vid, but here's link anyhow
https://shorturl.fm/TyfPx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (NpAcC)
And when we don't do it? "You have to understand how mad he is about the Crusades!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM
Lefty "client groups" don't have agency. According to the left, anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:52 PM (2ap+5)
By rhe Sons of Warvar
The 241 Marines murdered by Hezbolla
Will be avenged
And fuck the Spics and Frogs, too
Cunty cowards.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wBaIH)
yeah, Trump's main objective is preventing Iran's junta from being able to produce a nuke and the missile capability to strike USA, (or maybe Europe). The other issue of oil prices spiking in Europe and other less Western nations ... might be a bonus, but I'm not really clear on that.
Makes US oil/gas/coal more valuable, but idk about the whole "global economy" thang. USA has usually been the big buyer in that global economy, so not sure it really hurts us much.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (qUkBO)
"when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage" yadda yadda yadda
Redditors think they're smart military bloggers, eh?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (RIvkX)
Seriously, clown comments like the last on on this post are right out of the Ali Mohammad Alinski playbook. Even when someone screams "Allah Ackbar" and proceeds to recite the Koran while simutaneously beheading Jewish children, while wearing a Hezballah T-shirt and leaving a manifesto outlining the exact reason for the actions; the victim card pops out from supporters creating some chimera argument that they will be the ones to suffer from non-existent repurcussions.
Reminds me of a neighbor as a kid. He'd whip snowballs at me while I was shoveling the drive-way. The minute I turned towards him and took a step, he'd run in his house and tell his mom I was threatening him. That's the Muslim community in a nutshell.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Local media at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (rYxsu)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 12:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)
Robert Spencer had a site jihadwatch. They were keeping track a long while back.
It's still up.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:57 PM (Sco7b)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Titus at March 31, 2026 12:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:58 PM (xT8gx)
So this human torch guy who attacked the synagogue belonged to the Shia muslim minority. They're about 20% of muslims worldwide. When they are working together with the Sunni majority against Jews and the West, their 1400 year old blood feud is temporarily forgotten. When those issues are not front and center, they turn on each other again.
Iran is Shia central. Or was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (VWtfl)
246 This morning's Fox Business Varney & Co. Trivia Question:
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
Axios npm has been compromised. It is a popular java script resource and as a result, you might want to check your systems. Approximately 100 million computers may be at risk.
And I would shut off javascript on a browser if you cannot confirm that your browser does not use Axios code.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (cWLG3)
Sure. The news isn't that they figured it out; it's that they said it out loud.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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It's a Tuesday. I am heading off to the doc now after my morning coffee.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
My understanding is that both Israel and Lebanon want Hezbollah gone, and Lebanon is allowing Israel to clean up the mess it can't.
Posted by: pookysgirl, geopolitical amateur at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (cWLG3)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
Yes... one of the establishments is called Temple Beth Shalom.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195.
How many Peeps does that buy today?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
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I put in my order for whole rabbit this morning. Easter Bunny probably ain't coming to my house this year ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
And just what "innocents" is this Administration killing ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (kamC
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This is the same excuse for street crime. "Poor baby Angel Aladdin was hungry for bread!"
There is Always a Reason so the normies and swallow what normal people normally oppose.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Enjoy it while you can at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (qivay)
Posted by: yoeman at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (r2U0A)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
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I had no idea I spent that much on speckled jelly beans...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
My spouse wants a lemon raspberry dip, so I have my Cocowhip, Jello lemon pudding, and raspberry preserves (and probably some other liquid)...and I was gonna dip raspberries, strawberries, and shortbread cookies.
But then I thought, why not layer the shortbread cookies with the pudding, the preserves, and the cocowhip (maybe flavored with either lemon zest or raspberry syrup) and then top with all the fresh fruit for the world's easiest dairy/nut free trifle (or icebox cake, depending how I layer and what dish I use - not sure I have a true "trifler" one)...
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
A little while back, a month or so ago, I saw medium sized Lindt bunnies at a store for $11.99 Canadian. They're down to 7 or 8 bucks now.
After Halloween one year, my Mother and I bought about 25 for $2 each. They kept in the freezer for years.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (Sco7b)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
We go "to Temple" at the synagogue.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qivay)
It isn't a theological difference like say Catholic v Protestant v Orthodox.
It is all about the question of who should have led the Caliphate 1400 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal
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I'm certain that you have watched the Stan Roger's 'Northwest Passage' vid, but here's link anyhow
https://shorturl.fm/TyfPx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)
I had not. Watched it. Hair on arms standing up music. Thanks Mike !
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)
At my dollar store they were about 2 or 3 dollars for 6 or so.
They're great microwaved.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
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Sounds like he was only mocking his defeated enemy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
I know about that whole “global economy” thang. It makes people very upset, but trade makes the world go round. (I for one like the fact that the PRC will have to pay market prices for oil like the rest of us.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Therrrre's your sign.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (NcvvS)
I put in my order for whole rabbit this morning. Easter Bunny probably ain't coming to my house this year ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Is dinner breaking the $195 with that? See, that's why I struggle - if you're hosting, it's too low...if you're not, it's too high.
Although with turkey breast and ham 99 cents/lb, I guess even hosting, you could get it done if you go BYOB...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
We're cookin tonight, just keep on Tolkien
Smolkien, Smolkien
I feel alright, Mama, I'm not Jolkien, yeah
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (w9Wax)
It isn't a theological difference like say Catholic v Protestant v Orthodox.
It is all about the question of who should have led the Caliphate 1400 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
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So Muslims are smooth-brained throwbacks to thousands of years ago who can't let go of the most minor grudge?
Yeah, that checks out.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)
I dunno
your dessert ideas sound lovely Nova
we do the Italian rice cake
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)
We're cookin tonight, just keep on Tolkien
Smolkien, Smolkien
I feel alright, Mama, I'm not Jolkien, yeah
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (w9Wax)
I chortled. Well done.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Ralph at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (8WZD4)
I don't think so. Josephus wrote all about it. The Jewish defenders were brave and clever. Very tough to beat.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (qFwJc)
I dunno
your dessert ideas sound lovely Nova
we do the Italian rice cake
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)
Okay, I've never heard of that...is it a rice flour cake?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (tOcjL)
Hezbollah's secretary general, Naim Qassem, along with reporting about an Iranian fatwa -- a religious ruling concerning Islamic law -- calling for total jihad against the US military.
If any death can be traced to one of these religious dirtbags, then we (the U.S.) should issue letters of marque to bag his spleen/liver/heart for a $1M dollar reward, given dna proof that it's the correct dirtbag.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
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Sounds like he was only mocking his defeated enemy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
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"Titus was asshoe"
-- Berenice
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (aTgV0)
==
especially when it comes to killing infidels, kafirs and pretty all much everyone not adhering to sharia
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
No one does a massive dinner on Easter Sunday?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)
One of my favorite authors of all time. He passed recently; between him and Chuck Norris I was really bummed out.
Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (7gpcF)
Yeah, that checks out.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)
It’s stupid… but to be fair, Christianity has had its share of internecine warfare and bloodshed. See for instance the Thirty Years War… it was bloody
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
no it's basically a cheesecake, but lighter
you use ricotta cheese and cooked rice and some lemon zest (or orange). it's not dense like normal cheesecake
also the easter bread although my aunt makes those for everyone. those are the best! but sort of like fruitcake? but light on the fruit - and she makes some without fruit. they have a little painted egg in the middle
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
The big Easter spend is on those Giant Costco Chocolate Bunnies. Budget busters....
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 01:12 PM (y171U)
If you don't
You don't know.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
Did you just influence the kielbasa to break bad??
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)
The 30 Years War wasn't much of a religious war.
It started over whether Bohemia's kingship should be hereditary or elected, had the strongest Catholic power in the world on the "protestant" side, and the strongest Protestant power stay neutral.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
No one does a massive dinner on Easter Sunday?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
Sometimes I do...sometimes I don't...
This year, I think I'm falling back to "I do"...prices are too good vs restaurants on all the main proteins...
Although, the year I made spring risotto, I still get fond for...not the spouse's favorite (where's the meat?), but perfect with white wine after a day of chocolate...
It's why I won't make anything chocolate that day...the baskets are enough...light, sharp, and fresh is desired...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Is dinner breaking the $195 with that? See, that's why I struggle - if you're hosting, it's too low...if you're not, it's too high.
Although with turkey breast and ham 99 cents/lb, I guess even hosting, you could get it done if you go BYOB...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
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The booze and cigar bill will exceed $195. LOL. I'm hosting and we always spurge on holidays, usually with some kind of exotic meat. This time it's rabbit. Plus the usual ham and sides. My mother is squeamish when it comes to weird food, so she won't touch anything even remotely exotic.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX
I don’t know about Trashy. But I do.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
We do. But it seems smaller in scale than Thanksgiving and not as many guests. People seem to travel for Thanksgiving and Christmas…. But not so much for Easter so there’s more people in the house to feed for those
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (pDt9x)
no it's basically a cheesecake, but lighter
you use ricotta cheese and cooked rice and some lemon zest (or orange). it's not dense like normal cheesecake
also the easter bread although my aunt makes those for everyone. those are the best! but sort of like fruitcake? but light on the fruit - and she makes some without fruit. they have a little painted egg in the middle
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (j+aD2)
Ah, the cake is lighter, but has way more texture (with the cooked rice)...it's like rice pudding meets cheesecake...good choice!
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Weren't there some skirmishes about who should be the rightful Pope?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
we do but it's ... different stuff
things that take long to cook but ingredients are not expensive
timbane and other savory little pies, deviled eggs, basically that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Weren't there some skirmishes about who should be the rightful Pope?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
Avignon fought hard for the licensing rights!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (pDt9x)
Either way it's not nearly the production value of Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (oqH4h)
So more along the lines of the Great Schism, or the Investiture Controversy?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (zdLoL)
There aren't many things I believe in, but I believe in Beer, Tits, Bigfoot and Tits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
That was my dad's every holiday lunch food. Just the kielbasa to prep for the later meal. He bought a ton from some butcher and would make it...and it beats supermarket kielbasa by a ton...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (aTgV0)
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:18 PM (z/ZK2)
Back when people dressed for church and Sunday school, Easter was when all the kids got their new suit for the year. Sometimes shoes too. Even at Robert Hall that could add up pretty fast.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:18 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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It is a much longer list. E.g. U.S. embassy -1979, Lebanon barracks -1983, USS Cole -2000.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
There were already theological differences between the Patriarch of Rome and Constantinople by the time the question of the relationship of the two came to a head.
Interestingly this mostly only happened because Islam conquered the cities of the other Patriarchs. Had Byzantium repelled Islam I suspect the resolution of the political question would have been different...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
At one point there were three popes. Pope, Anti-Pope and Pop-A-Dope. (They didn't know what to call the third one)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nova Local
I love Lorna Doone! https://tinyurl.com/4ebkd822
She's not your typical Hollywood hottie, but there was something about her in Jurassic Park, wearing those khaki shorts, that greatly interested me in my youth...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal"
I am civilized. I keep my cabbage in house.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:20 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (qFwJc)
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Isn't the main threat from missiles and drones? So, he's still worthless.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
It would appear that youtube is completely unusable if jscript is turned off.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)
@JonahDispatch
I’m all for dunking on Democrats for normalizing crazy, stupid, and ideologically dangerous, jackasses. It’s a fair and legitimate point. But to pretend or even imply this is just a problem with one of our parties is crazy, stupid, ideologically dangerous jackassery.
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One party is all in on sexually mutilating children and the other is a bunch of do nothing assholes. So both sides are to blame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)
The Reason is there to justify the conclusion that was arrived at before the act.
"See, just like Jean Valjean!"
Without that justification then the preconceptions at play make the act meaningless, since alternate explanations cannot exist.
For some people, even the attempt to find an alternate explanation becomes a violation, and can be like an assault on the perception of the world.
So, just like Jean Valjean, it is an act solely in response to the bad things that are disapproved of.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
we do but it's ... different stuff
things that take long to cook but ingredients are not expensive
timbane and other savory little pies, deviled eggs, basically that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
Easter is the one time of year spouse doesn't complain that I make deviled eggs (this is always on the lunch tray). He agrees that while he can't stand hard boiled eggs, once we dye eggs, there's really nothing else to do with them except egg salad or deviled eggs, and my kids love deviled eggs. So that's part of the "lunch tray" of the holiday (and he dutifully ignores them). As some posters know, we always do a tray type lunch for holidays - then people grab what they like...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Trump wants markets floating higher, to help inflate our way "out" of the massive debt burden. But markets seem to be in bubble territory, so perhaps at some point a controlled decline would not be terrible.
Europe is already facing ~$8/gal gas, along with other issues. Seems USA is gaining power, and with tariffs the balance of trade power is adjusting. China still has like a trillion in global trade surplus, but they have plenty of issues.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbXSk)
Seldom do you see people so white try so hard to tap dance.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (zdLoL)
@JonahDispatch
I’m all for dunking on Democrats for normalizing crazy, stupid, and ideologically dangerous, jackasses. It’s a fair and legitimate point. But to pretend or even imply this is just a problem with one of our parties is crazy, stupid, ideologically dangerous jackassery.
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One party is all in on sexually mutilating children and the other is a bunch of do nothing assholes. So both sides are to blame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
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Does Jonah Goldberg watch David French while David French watches his wife get pounded by the poolboy?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (qFwJc)
I mostly just try to read when my dogs will permit it. A few minutes here, a few there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (bXbFr)
1. Tell the truth about whether it was or was not related to terrorism.
2. If it was, disclose who the group was behind it.
3. Disclose who ordered the FBI to cover that up.
Americans should know who they're voting for, after all.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (O7YUW)
You will occasionally see charts generated by leftwingers that show NO islamic terror since 9/11
They argue that the various jihadis we have seen are not part of a global movement so they are just "religious extremists" and yes they then tally that as "rightwing violence"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (n5tGW)
Thanksgiving being the exception
"lunch tray" is a good way to put it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
True enough, but that was 400 years ago.
400 years ago we were also still emptying our shit pots out the window into the street, and thought absolute monarchy was a normal state of affairs.
Some cultures evolve, some do not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (KtOUo)
Yet another reason the coming divorce will be messy.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (pDt9x)
They write it off, Jerry. They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)
There are those who claim the Patterson–Gimlin bigfoot had tits.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)
I'm no expert, but the Sunni vs Shia split happened just after the death of Mohammed, and it was over whether the new religion should have a chief authority who was related to Mohammed by blood, or not. A group including Mohammed's son was ambushed and killed while traveling, by the non-bloodline faction (Sunnis), and it was on.
To this day the most senior Shia clerics must be able to claim that they are descendants of Mohammed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
also the Muzzies: "Austrian Painter man should have done a more thorough job when Holucausting the Jews"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
She is not having a good decade...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
I just finished "Darwin's Blade" a few weeks ago. Dude is a fantastic writer, but tends to get too dark for my taste sometimes. Wish I'd never read "Song of Kali".
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (AkKZw)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (bXbFr)
I believe at one point Cardinal Richelieu (aka "that three-faced Papist") was actually providing support to the nominally Protestant side.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (IG3/x)
TBH salic primogeniture with a nominal divine right of a king WAS a social improvement over what had gone before.
Having a clear succession with weaker nobles to cause less trouble with their infighting is part of the reason Europe was able to go on the offensive in the crusades era - Islam as the time had polygamy, no real rules on succession, and endemic internal conflicts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
We do feel the shooter was Islam adjacent BUT, this DOES NOT indicate causation.
Posted by: Pam Bondi's Bunions at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (abIsI)
Pretty soon you're racking up up a bunch of popes!
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Their hats are kinda shaped like bowling pins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
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Well, they didn't have suicide vests in those days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (ndZc7)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
He couldn't handle her being the famous one...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (tOcjL)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Kristi: if you're down for some good old-fashioned revenge sex...call me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
They tend to be profoundly political, with a religious pretext.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Also, Flashpoint.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (pDt9x)
The French hated Protestants but they hated Hapsburgs more.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)
Yes, IIRC most of Sweden's military budget was paid by France...but more importantly in the last phase of the conflict France joined and led he protestant (really anti-Hapsburg) side.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Pretty soon you're racking up up a bunch of popes!
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Their hats are kinda shaped like bowling pins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
Not festive enough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbXSk)
The PRC has subscriptions at this point.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (aTgV0)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Is that what Kali-fornia stands for these days?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Explains a lot about her Lewendowski relationship.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (abIsI)
yeah that ... I already don't like the NBA but wow
he'd better sue the pants off the Bulls
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (GD0B3)
@DrewPavlou
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
https://tinyurl.com/pcza7vnd
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (kX27y)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
It was a golden age but it sowed the seeds of our decline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
This time, we didn't - we gave her a different job b/c she couldn't be in a security job with high clearance that kinda blackmail potential. We're starting to learn...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
"His fetish was ‘3000cc-plus boobs,’ according to one of the models who communicated extensively with Bryon and agreed to describe their conversations to the Daily Mail.
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Bonk, bonk on the head!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)
Tiger Woods told police that he was looking down at his cell phone and changing the radio station before a March 27 traffic crash in Florida that resulted in his SUV flipping on its side.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 01:33 PM (Cqx++)
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Sounds like half the guys in the comments.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"
Nobody saw this shit coming.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (aTgV0)
Tiger Woods told police that he was looking down at his cell phone and changing the radio station before a March 27 traffic crash in Florida that resulted in his SUV flipping on its side.
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Sure, Jan.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (n17eQ)
Having a clear succession with weaker nobles to cause less trouble with their infighting is part of the reason Europe was able to go on the offensive in the crusades era - Islam as the time had polygamy, no real rules on succession, and endemic internal conflicts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
It could also be seen as Charlemagne realizing the need for raising of horse for his knights required large estates, and the support of Salic law prevented the break up of the estates to "all the inheritors", as well as cementing ties to Charlemagne personally by those lucky first born.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
This time, we didn't - we gave her a different job b/c she couldn't be in a security job with high clearance that kinda blackmail potential. We're starting to learn...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
Sure hope so. We have not covered ourselves well politically in that area in the past.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (UajcV)
So the size of a 2 liter bottle, plus half of another one.
Dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (IG3/x)
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Sounds like half the guys in the comments.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Yes, but our commentors don't wear them and parade around in them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
@DrewPavlou
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
https://tinyurl.com/pcza7vnd
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (kX27y)
They need to wear a strait jacket...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (tOcjL)
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Always....ALWAYS...check the container shortbread cookies come in. I'm talking about the tins. Not the plastic wrapped ones at the grocery store.
The tins are starting to be made in India. If you see "made in India" on the origin....I wouldn't risk it. There have been videos showing the conditions where they are made in India. Rats running around, workers with no gloves coughing and sneezing over a giant stirring pot. And, it gets worse from there.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Had he not seen those public service announcements?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
It was a golden age but it sowed the seeds of our decline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The 70's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)
Yes, but our commentors don't wear them and parade around in them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
We like to think so, anyway.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
That we know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (3QGI8)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (LHPAg)
I hope you're not being distracted by planning the circular set of shelving that will surround your porch rocker while you're reading LoTR.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)
FBI is trying to generate good will for all their previous subterfuge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Too much war, malaise and drug use to really be golden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
Sometimes you just wanna get laid, you know?
Posted by: I'm 'Enery the Eight, I Am at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (n17eQ)
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
Drew, it was just the Straights of Muz until your mom went down it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
He was raised to be a golf superstar. It was his life. Then he got injured and had nothing to fall back on so he imploded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM
Too many is just enough.
Posted by: C.C. Rider at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (ZwdAr)
nood Iryna Zarutska
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tljrc)
Weird what happens when you let in millions of Muslims into the country huh?
The Canadian socialist **party called the NDP had its convention over the weekend. They were waving Palestinian flags and their speakers were wearing Palestinian pins. Here’s the kicker they elected a Jew as their leader., lol. The party that openly supports Hamas has Jewish leader. How much crazier will the world get?
** yes they are all socialists but NDP is out and proud socialist/communist without pretending otherwise. And it’s not some fringe party it is a legit party that has won provincial elections and wins seats in the federal parliament.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: pudinhead
Outside from 9 in the morning until streetlights came on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
He fell back on a half a billion dollars. That's a pretty damn big cushion.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (NYInA)
Kristi: if you're down for some good old-fashioned revenge sex...call me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Lewandowski's taken that task.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
He was raised to be a golf superstar. It was his life. Then he got injured and had nothing to fall back on so he imploded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
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So many injuries I'm guessing he's deep into an addiction to painkillers that he's never acknowledged. I hope he gets the help he needs, or at least uses some of his millions of dollars to hire a freaking driver.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (23/y9)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: Wenda at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (yU1fv)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tZs6V)
Six seats in the federal Parliament. And, millions of Muslims (I doubt that but in a nation of 35 million it doesn’t take much) or not, they are all in love with Current Thing. Current Thing is now hate Israel, love Palestine.
By the way, the national convention was such a freak show that provincial NDPs are distancing themselves. The idiot Nenshi in AB is scared to death of what the freak show will do to NDP chances in his province.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (z/ZK2)
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