Did Democrats Just Steal a Congeressional Seat?

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
HOLY CRAP!! A Palm Beach elections office volunteer just got arrested for STEALING an encrypted access key and computer equipment in the March 24 special election where the Democrat won by 800 votes
This is the district the includes Mar-a-Lago.
Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration
The theft was reported on March 27, a few days after last Tuesday's special election, per WPTV. The theft occurred on March 19, just days before election day
"During the search of [John] Panicci's home, detectives recovered the stolen items along with a substantial amount of electronic and digital storage devices. Panicci was transported to the Palm Beach County Jail and booked on charges."
Election integrity is vital to our republic.
If it's happening in Florida -- IT'S HAPPENING NATIONWIDE

Tony Seruga
@TonySeruga
You wondered how Democrat Emily Gregory defeated Trump-endorsed Republican Jon Maples by roughly 797--800 votes (51.2% to 48.8%, out of about 33,400 votes cast in a low-turnout special).
The district had previously been held by a Republican who won by a much larger margin in 2024.
FACTS: On March 19, during a volunteer training session at the elections office (4301 Cherry Road) ahead of the March 24 special election, Panicci allegedly stole an encrypted access key from a voter registration terminal. Surveillance photos reportedly captured the act.

He maintains a Facebook profile under John Panicci (@JohnWPB), describing himself as a "huge tech nerd."
The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems. However, investigators expressed concern that someone technically skilled could reverse-engineer the encryption and misuse it in a real kiosk.

The theft was reported to detectives on March 27. They identified Panicci, obtained search and arrest warrants, and executed them at his Lake Worth/Greenacres-area home on March 28. They recovered the stolen key and equipment, plus a large amount of other electronic and digital storage devices.
He faces charges related to theft of computer equipment/property crimes (including taking/damaging electronic devices). He was booked into Palm Beach County Jail and held on $6,000 bail, with a no-contact order regarding the elections office. The investigation is ongoing, including a review of seized devices.
It appears that Panicci was in communication with Debbie Wasserman Schultz's DC office over a dozen times since Christmas.
If you recall, Wasserman and her Assistant United States Attorney (federal prosecutor) in the District of Columbia, brother, Steven Wasserman, who bungled the case, provided cover for the Awan brothers (Imran Awan, Abid Awan, and Jamal Awan), who were Pakistani-American IT staffers who worked as shared/contracted technicians for numerous Democratic members of Congress.

And they knew the guy was sketchy pic.twitter.com/xsKP1Spjp3
— kelly 🇺🇸 (@kelly54708895) March 29, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 Yes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (FmapG)

2 But the seat's been flipped and nothing will change that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

3 Did Democrats Just Steal a Congeressional Seat?
______________________

Rhetorical question.

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (dIske)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Ace,

Isn't this a Florida House seat? Not a U.S. House seat...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (n9ltV)

6 Election do over with paper ballots and purple dye.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (7HqqU)

7 O hell yes they stole it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (MIIRH)

8 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (NcvvS)

9 Can Jon Maples sue to overturn the results?

Does he have standing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (ESVrU)

10 After stealing a presidential election, this isn't really a shocker.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 02:34 PM (W7FsI)

11 ... but 2 is essentially right nonetheless.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (MIIRH)

12 but it's only one in a billion percent

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)

13 Small potatoes. Wait until November.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (98kQX)

14 MS Now has been circle jerking over an election in Trump's district that flipped Democrat. Honestly. Fairly. Compketely above board. I'm sure.

There were a bunch of other elections too.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

15 What's the best way to protect Our Democracy(TM)?

Prevent people from questioning the integrity of our elections, obviously!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)

16 Afternoon.

"Did Democrats steal a Congressional seat?"

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (xZzjp)

17 Deimoscrats will steal money from the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (7HqqU)

18 there is precedent for overturning local elections

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (GD0B3)

19 Sure, 'oath to protect and defend the constitution', and look for ways to ensure the desired outcome by stealing equipment & IP.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (NcvvS)

20 6, oh please yes!

from your keyboard to His ears, Anna!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (MIIRH)

21 Ace, I don't think this was a congressional seat. I think it's state legislature.

But I agree it smells worst than Ahmed's crusty underwear stained with goat ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

22 And they knew the guy was sketchy pic.twitter.com/xsKP1Spjp3

— kelly 🇺🇸 (@kelly54708895) March 29, 2026

Figures.

Typical "the suspect was 'known to police'" bullshit we hear every f*cking time there's a shooting.

If the left can't cheat, they never win anything again outside of blueist of the blue shitholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

23 not my pancakes!! (curley)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (CWTWj)

24 I'm sure it's nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

25 There needs to be a special election for that seat. Even if there was no actual foul play there is now a perception that the election was contaminated in some way. Conduct a re-do and see what happens.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (0N4FZ)

26 Team Nickelback will look into the matter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)

27 The media was crowing about this... It's a sign that MAGA is dead ! This is Trump's own district !.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (ECasK)

28 Guessing that the key wasn't used for the special, but would have been ready to alter the general this fall.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (NcvvS)

29 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (2Ez/1)

30 2 But the seat's been flipped and nothing will change that.

it's a state rep seat in special election which will have a redo in the fall

which will go to the R

still, they need to jail that blonde mofo, soonest

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

31 I would think the election board has standing, to protect their phony jobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (7HqqU)

32 Can Jon Maples sue to overturn the results?

Does he have standing?

——
With the right judge

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (nGraA)

33 The fraud, nationwide it is.

But the SAFE act? Nah bruh... can't have that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (AkEZC)

34 28 Guessing that the key wasn't used for the special, but would have been ready to alter the general this fall.

no I think they used it now

they wanted the headlines

they were planning on doing it again in the fall too tho, of course. this was like a teaser

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

35 Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)

36 This country's elections are run by little old ladies who are tech-illiterate and want to be in bed no later than 9 p.m.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Decision Desk veteran at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)

37 it's shocking

this is Florida!

imagine what goes on in PA or CA !!!

or NJ!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (j+aD2)

38 Walked right in and out. It was easy

ccording to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, the theft occurred on March 19 at the Supervisor of Elections’ headquarters on Cherry Road. Surveillance footage and digital check-in logs allegedly show Panicci, who was not on the original training roster, writing his name in, scanning his identification, and entering the room at 8:34 a.m.

Surveillance footage captured the moment Panicci, seated at a voter registration kiosk, reached over to an adjacent machine and pulled a black-and-silver SanDisk USB from its port. Investigators say he then slipped the device into his right pants pocket and left the facility.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)

39 Stealing elections is a key part of saving Democracy!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

40 it's a state rep seat in special election which will have a redo in the fall

which will go to the R

still, they need to jail that blonde mofo, soonest

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

I hear you, and I agree. But that's not the point. The point is that they're stealing seats with literally zero consequences.

Until they receive consequences (or have consequences imposed upon them), nothing changes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (FmapG)

41 if it were a dem seat that a repub unexpectedly won with these the suspicions the ny times, the wa post and the atlanta constitution and urinal would be investigating for weeks

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (CWTWj)

42 Nice collection of typos from that brain surgeon.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)

43 Stealing elections is a key part of saving Democracy!!!

Or Democrat-cy, at least.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

44 Surveillance footage captured the moment Panicci, seated at a voter registration kiosk, reached over to an adjacent machine and pulled a black-and-silver SanDisk USB from its port. Investigators say he then slipped the device into his right pants pocket and left the facility.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)

They're so used to no consequence, they're just out and out BOLD about their criminal activities.

"We've got the biggest voter fraud system the world has ever seen."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

45 It's who they are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

46 If the left can't cheat, they never win anything again outside of blueist of the blue shitholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

"Why will the SAVE Act never pass?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (MIIRH)

47 Election fraud is no joke. The gallows or the guillotine. If you're against execution, at least chop off their filthy hands.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

48 Voting needs to be as low tech as possible. Paper ballots, nothing digital, counted by mechanical machines, etc.

As soon as you introduce anything digital, trust goes out the window.

I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.

Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)

49 And if you think the left didn't have a particular hard on for this district (because Mar a Lago), then you aren't paying attention.

They've been lusting after this one like a Democrat after a child.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)

50 btw Nick Shirley's MOM is a great follow on X

she's mostly investigating the 127 year old voters

they have those in Florida still too!

she's also pretty MILFY I have to say

seems like a fun lady

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)

51 If the theft happened in a state race, not the Congressional race, can't Florida's Legislature just refuse to seat the cheat?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (gKWVE)

52
I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)

During a hearing in Georgia back in 2020, someone hacked a voting machine using the internet connected thermostat on the wall in the same room as the machine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

53 As soon as you introduce anything digital, trust goes out the window.

Minnesota cheats just fine with nothing digital. They just need a Buick.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

54 46 If the left can't cheat, they never win anything again outside of blueist of the blue shitholes.

not just that, but the retention numbers for seated congressmen are way way way WAY high

that is due to fraud

that's why Thune is doing what he's doing

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)

55 1. When they say "reverse engineered by someone with high technical skills," they mean someone who knows to change the username from "admin#training" to just "admin"

To a systems engineer, this whole thing is nuts. There should be no "training keys" -- what a security mess.

2. Why steal it if it was only good for training?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (yFx9n)

56 if there's smoke there's fire

if there's democrats there's cheating. always been

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (CWTWj)

57 Fortunately we can be assured that no Democrat would ever be involved in anything crooked. Elections or otherwise.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (AlhUl)

58 I was assured by certain folks on this blog that the election process in our country was beyond reproach.

Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)

59 He was just stealing the keys to feed his family!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)

60 not just that, but the retention numbers for seated congressmen are way way way WAY high

that is due to fraud

that's why Thune is doing what he's doing
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)

Congress has an approval rating of 15% at most and yet every incumbent is gets re-elected.

It's like magic!

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (xZzjp)

61 I was assured by certain folks on this blog that the election process in our country was beyond reproach.
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)

"That's RIGHT!!!!!"

- - - - - Brian in New Orleans

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)

Awaiting the appearance of Brian in New Orleans ... any moment now ...

***mutters BINO BINO BINO ***

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)

63 58 I was assured by certain folks on this blog that the election process in our country was beyond reproach.

well that wasn't me!

Ive seen the white boxes snuck into Philly polling places after hours via the back door!

Philly has always, always cheated

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

64 58 I was assured by certain folks on this blog that the election process in our country was beyond reproach.

Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)

Elections in Saddam's Iraq were also beyond reproach...complain about them as an Iraqi and you were tortured and killed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

65 Fortunately we can be assured that no Democrat would ever be involved in anything crooked. Elections or otherwise.

I am routinely assured that any time a Democrat "wins" an election the voters there deserve it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

66 Redo the election day. Wouldn't take much time or effort.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (g8Ew8)

67 "That's RIGHT!!!!!"

- - - - - Brian in New Orleans
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)

Awaiting the appearance of Brian in New Orleans ... any moment now ...

***mutters BINO BINO BINO ***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)

Once again ... Sponge is first !

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (3sXRv)

68 As someone who works in regulated computing environments on a daily basis...

There are systems where credentials that are used to authenticate to a training environment are also capable to authenticate in production. In fact its quite common for users in our systems to have a single set of credentials that allows for access to both.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (WYStd)

69 "at his Lake Worth/Greenacres-area..."
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Wow! That's right where I grew up after we moved from NYC back in the 1960's....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (QGaXH)

70 Congress has an approval rating of 15% at most and yet every incumbent is gets re-elected.

It's like magic!

exactly! and we're to believe that's all due to people being dumb and provincial and/or name recognition?!?!

pull the other one, Narrative

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (j+aD2)

71 Once again ... Sponge is first !
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (3sXRv)

LMMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

72 You know, an obvious deterrent to this sort of shit would be to require only secure USB ports on any election-related devices. Make the ports something like Cannon or Amphenol connectors; multi-pin plugs/sockets with a screw or bayonet type locking ring equipped with holes to insert padlocks. Port designed to be "dead" until the locking ring is seated, and padlocks inserted.

See "tag out/lock out" switches on machinery for an idea of how this could be implemented.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (5ZXSK)

73 63 58 I was assured by certain folks on this blog that the election process in our country was beyond reproach.

well that wasn't me!

Ive seen the white boxes snuck into Philly polling places after hours via the back door!

Philly has always, always cheated

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

Including at least one member of PA's highest court was involved in shenanigans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

74
McAWFL's Daughter: How do we stop Trump?

McAWFL: First, we carry around signs.

McAWFL's Daughter: Then what?

McAWFL: That's it!

Posted by: Comic Relief Segment of the Show at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

75 I read this story on another blog and some people coming to the defense of the guy by saying it was only used for training, blah, blah. The question remains, okay, so why did he steal it along with other equipment? What was the purpose - to do training at home? Magic 8 ball says "Yeah, right".

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

76 74
McAWFL's Daughter: How do we stop Trump?

McAWFL: First, we carry around signs.

McAWFL's Daughter: Then what?

McAWFL: That's it!

Posted by: Comic Relief Segment of the Show at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

Does the McAWFL come with extra cheese and lots of whine?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

77 Does a furry shit in the woods?

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (VmB4Z)

78 BifBewalski recommended the Fat Electrician on YT and his videoa on 'The Battle of Athens' when I last brought it up.

I still have to fully watch them but I did watch part and the guy is really good. There are 13 videos on that election fraud involving guns being brought to set things right.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Sco7b)

79 77 Does a furry shit in the woods?

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (VmB4Z)

Sometimes. Oh, that was rhetorical. Nevermind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

80 The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems. However, investigators expressed concern that someone technically skilled could reverse-engineer the encryption and misuse it in a real kiosk.

Then he had no need to steal it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Kksvc)

81 Our Sacred Democracy is being subverted by Sacred voter fraud. They can't help themselves.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Fbc0I)

82 80 The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems. However, investigators expressed concern that someone technically skilled could reverse-engineer the encryption and misuse it in a real kiosk.

this is just muddying the water

they're not this dumb

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (j+aD2)

83 There is no proven significant widespread voter fraud.

Election fraud.... maybe.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (8/+vP)

84 Does a furry shit in its hoods?

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)

85 83 There is no proven significant widespread voter fraud.

Election fraud.... maybe.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (8/+vP)

Some voting is like a post turtle...you know the dead guy was not casting the ballot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

86 "he then slipped the device into his right pants pocket and left the facility"

You sure that was a usb device?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)

87 Does a furry shit in its hoods?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)

Is a furry a sick, twisted individual that shouldn't be within 100 miles of a child at any time, ever?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

88 It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)

89 84 Does a furry shit in its hoods?

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)

Homey don't play that game.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

90 re 83: proven = someone was found guilty

this is like the cops say you weren't really robbed because they never caught the robber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)

91 86 "he then slipped the device into his right pants pocket and left the facility"

You sure that was a usb device?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)

Well, it was a micro USB device...so maybe there was some question...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

92
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)

The pocket pussy. When you just can't get to a real pussy in time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

93 42 Nice collection of typos from that brain surgeon.
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)

I noticed that also, but with auto-cucumber and sausage-finger susceptible phone keyboards it's hard to attribute multiple typo's to illiteracy as opposed to inattentiveness.

I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)

94
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

95 90 re 83: proven = someone was found guilty

this is like the cops say you weren't really robbed because they never caught the robber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)

Soros prosecutors would also say girls in schools weren't sexually harassed and assaulted by trans as well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

96 Election fraud never happens.
Except when it does.

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (uDDWT)

97 It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)

I honestly keep forgetting he's dead, and then something like this happens and just brightens up my day a bit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)

98 It's (D)ifferent when Democrats do it.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (iXqHn)

99 97 It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)

I honestly keep forgetting he's dead, and then something like this happens and just brightens up my day a bit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)

Eternally being assaulted by Satan's exercise band...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

100 it's not really fraud if it helps the dems prevent the election from being stolen

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:55 PM (CWTWj)

101 93 I noticed that also, but with auto-cucumber and sausage-finger susceptible phone keyboards

as shown in the well-known documentary "everything everywhere all at once"

Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

102 keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:56 PM (CWTWj)

103 The pocket pussy. When you just can't get to a real pussy in time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM

"Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

104 I think that whole 'training key' business is a ruse. Even if the stolen article is useless, it probably could be digitally 'disassembled' to see how the Real McCoy's work and how they could be duplicated or defeated.

Isn't that the whole purpose for the concept of Patents? Because all you have to do is buy one and take it apart to see how to make your own?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (QGaXH)

105 There are a disturbing number of lampposts in this country without leftists hanging from them.

Posted by: tintex at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (yKTmi)

106 They stole the presidential election in 2020.

They stole several senate seats and the AZ governorship in 2022.

They stole the WI senate race in 2024

So did they steal a seat in 2026?

8 ball says Y-E-S

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (uDDWT)

107 Till people get tossed into FPMITA prison, this will continue

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (/6GbT)

108
"Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

"Bobs and vagene!"

- - -- - Haji

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

109 "Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM

The incumbent does not always win. Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:58 PM (bFu5X)

110 The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems

Changing a database connection string isn't exactly rocket science.

Posted by: Halfhand at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (BSRx7)

111 Till people get tossed into FPMITA prison, this will continue
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (/6GbT)

This.

they keep telling me how some woman from some small town somewhere went to jail, but they NEVER tell me they found the head of the snake or whomever was financing the scheme.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Democrats stealing an election. So a day that ends in 'y'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (xcxpd)

113 Tim for me to log off here, and amble over to the ferry dock. I expect there will be wifi on the ship.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 03:00 PM (5ZXSK)

114 Guy accidentally shoots himself in the face after bullets ricochet off of an armadillo.

That's called Karmadillo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:00 PM (Kksvc)

115 If Trump = Hitler, what crime wouldn't you commit to stop him? I mean, you'd be a hero, right? Saving the world?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (vOtXJ)

116 76 74
Does the McAWFL come with extra cheese and lots of whine?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

Extra yeast.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)

117
Extra yeast.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)

ewwwwwww.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Democracy dies in a pants pocket.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)

119 Election fraud is no joke. The gallows or the guillotine. If you're against execution, at least chop off their filthy hands.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

Pinochet skeet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)

120 Democracy dies in a pants pocket.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)

That's where I keep my fingerbang for interns!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Wait until midterm shenanigans gets here

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)

122
Pinochet skeet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)

PULL!

*thhhwwwwaaaaaaaallllk*

*BLAM*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

123 94
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)

Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank you! High praise coming from one of the more well-known commenters.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (QGaXH)

124 There would be no reason to steal an access key unless he was going to do something with it.

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (gtcuf)

125
Thank you! High praise coming from one of the more well-known commenters.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (QGaXH)

I'm incredibly overrated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Pinochet skeet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)

PULL!

*thhhwwwwaaaaaaaallllk*

*BLAM*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Pinochet man. No pull, you push.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (snZF9)

127 Tony Seruga @TonySeruga

This is the guy that during the Presidential campaign claimed that he had mass cellphone records, and could track things like "57% of the attendees at the Kamala Harris rally in East Bumfuck last night had been to at least three Harris rallies in the past".

He was trying to make the point that Harris had a corps of professional attendees that the Harris campaign was bussing from event to event.

While I'd like to believe that, I never saw anyone corroborate Seruga's claims, nor did I see anyone refuting Seruga's claims, so I still don't know if he was blowing smoke or not.

It was very odd.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)

128 He showed up and signed in to a class he wasn't registered to take, stole a memory stick and left before class was even going.

Yeah. Nothing to see THERE, at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

129 So what is the punishment for this? I assume that it is something trivial - just stealing a low value government asset.

The guy should be facing the death penalty...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

130
Pinochet man. No pull, you push.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (snZF9)

As God as my witness, I thought election fraudsters could fly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Ok....Lunch time here on the left coast. Time to rustle up some food and see what the wife is doing....

Laters all....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)

132 >>>Guy accidentally shoots himself in the face after bullets ricochet off of an armadillo.

That's called Karmadillo.

Posted by: rickb223

>Ballistics. How do they work? Sad. Yet funny since he's not dead.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (Fbc0I)

133 Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration

====

Translation: Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- was reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)

134 Tina Peters got 9 years in jail for analyzing voter data she wasn't allowed to.

Will this guy get 9 weeks of community service even?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

135 As God as my witness, I thought election fraudsters could fly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Ah, now I understand the launch thing. Pull it is. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (snZF9)

136 Did Democrats Just Steal a Congressional Seat?

Does a bear poo-poo in the woods?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:09 PM (2WIwB)

137 Republicans will do nothing. Harder to fundraise when you occupy the seat.

Posted by: Resist_we_much at March 30, 2026 03:09 PM (cpys8)

138 Arrested but nothing will change that seat, its in the past now.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

139 Ok....Lunch time here on the left coast. Time to rustle up some food and see what the wife is doing....

Laters all....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)

***

Hmmmm...
*wonders what's on the menu*

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)

140 ID and paper ballots

The election of 1880 was more secure

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 30, 2026 03:11 PM (uw1r+)

141 >>@EricLDaugh
·
34m
>>🚨 BREAKING: Trump-endorsed Jon Maples has RE-FILED to run for the Florida House seat where a liberal elections volunteer got arrested for stealing an encrypted access key and computer equipment

>>LFG! He has a better chance in November, when the average Republican knows an election is happening

>>Maples only lost by ~800 VOTES in the District 87 special election on March 24, which includes Mar-a-Lago

>>Win this seat BACK, and make sure the election is secure.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)

142 This reminds me - during the '00 election a Dem election worker - Irv Slosberg was found with a stolen vot-a-matic. The Dem SoS refused to investigate.

A reporter interviewed the guy that managed the location the machine was stolen from and I remember to this day the guy who ran the site, some career Dem operative, had the biggest shit eating grin as he said he had no idea how Slosberg ended up with the Vot-a-Matic

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

143 and then the bear said you don't really come here to hunt, do you?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 03:12 PM (CWTWj)

144 The hits keep coming.

MS NOW: The manosphere is turning against Trump over Iran.

It's from The Atlantic so you know it must be true. I'm sorry. I'll keep slumming for awhile up until my brain says 'Oh Rachel Maddow! Pants off!'

Even in jest.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 03:13 PM (Sco7b)

145 Did Democrats Just Steal a Congressional Seat?

If we had an honest news source out there, we'd probably have less issues with this stuff. At least, a more informed Republic. Alas, we're stuck with the sex machine, Brian Stelter and his fellow lying propagandists.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:14 PM (sAmhv)

146 DOJ will get to this West Palm Beach possible election theft after they investigate POTUS oft stated 2020 stolen election ... and the stolen Senate and Representative seats in 2024 . May be.

May be never.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2026 03:15 PM (hr1Ra)

147 Wait until midterm shenanigans gets here
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
*********
They want to guarantee it's a bloodbath.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (NpAcC)

148 Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (vqA1l)

149 Team Nickelback will look into the matter.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)

Look at this photograph...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

150
Look at this photograph...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

Meh. I felt like shit when I woke up this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Conger-essional. I like it.

Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:19 PM (TN0g+)

152 @144 WTF is the "manosphere?" Is that a millenial thing?

Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)

153 The wonders of special elections...

2024:
R 57,471
D 39,151

2026 special
R 16,316
D 17,113

So R turnout was about 1/3 of normal, and D turnout about half

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

154 Homey don't play that game.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

---------------

Heh.

A great old meme before memes were cool.

/In Living Color

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (R28e7)

155 Snarf snarf

Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)

156 voter fraud really needs to be a capital punishment

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (azZ8r)

157 Having one known-good encryption key for a given cryptographic system isn't really the keys to the kingdom. It's one data point in a vast sea of other keys that could work.

The guy is a crook and and asshole and should have the book thrown at him, but the odds that he could use the one key he stole to reverse-engineer the cryptographic schema is kind of a silly idea.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)

158 Republicans lost that seat because we are lazy fucks who don't turn out, especially when it comes to off-year and special elections, not because this dipshit stole a USB key.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)

159

A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)

160 Republicans lost that seat because we are lazy fucks who don't turn out, especially when it comes to off-year and special elections, not because this dipshit stole a USB key.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)

I think it's both.

Now, dipshit may've stolen the key for the NEXT election that's in a few months, but I don't doubt there were nefarious doings in THIS election as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

161
A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)

"BUT IT'S IN TRUMP'S BACK YARD!!!!"

- - - - - news

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

162 157 Having one known-good encryption key for a given cryptographic system isn't really the keys to the kingdom. It's one data point in a vast sea of other keys that could work.

The guy is a crook and and asshole and should have the book thrown at him, but the odds that he could use the one key he stole to reverse-engineer the cryptographic schema is kind of a silly idea.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
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Unless the "training" key is a copy of the real thing. Also not sure if it's a MFA key like a Yubikey or or digital signing key like Safenet. Anyone know?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cWLG3)

163 And I don't want to be the guy that tests the 'fart in a hurricane' theory.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

164 152 @144 WTF is the "manosphere?" Is that a millenial thing?
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)

The manosphere is more interested in banging on their cheekbones with hammers and doing meth than worry about Iran, I thought. And telling stories about hoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

165 The wonders of special elections...

2024:
R 57,471
D 39,151

2026 special
R 16,316
D 17,113

So R turnout was about 1/3 of normal, and D turnout about half
Posted by: 18-1

See? Deportations are working!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Kksvc)

166 Unless the "training" key is a copy of the real thing. Also not sure if it's a MFA key like a Yubikey or or digital signing key like Safenet. Anyone know?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cWLG3)
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I don't know for sure but since it's been described as a USB key I'm assuming it's a Yubikey or something similar.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (oqH4h)

167 does he also work for Mikie Sherrill?

Posted by: Avi at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (ieodf)

168 In Living Color

Yeah, Jim Carrey the white Stepin Fetchit.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)

169 Yeah, Jim Carrey the white Stepin Fetchit.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)

He did do some funny shit, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Republicans lost that seat because we are lazy fucks who don't turn out, especially when it comes to off-year and special elections, not because this dipshit stole a USB key.
-----

And Ishtar was a box office bomb because movie goers in 1987 were lazy fucks who didn't turn out, and not because there was no compelling reason to go to the movie.

Blaming the voters/audience/fans for not voting, going to a movie, or attending a sporting event is dumb. Give the voters, audience, or fans something they get EXCITED about and they'll get out of their house and GO. That's why Trump has won 3 straight Presidential elections.

Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)

171 Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (vqA1l)

Has the Pope recalled all the Catholic chaplains?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (2WIwB)

172 Look at this photograph...

https://is.gd/MyATva

(NSFW)

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

173 167 does he also work for Mikie Sherrill?
Posted by: Avi at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (ieodf)
---
The kid who likes Life cereal?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (cWLG3)

174 The briskets are sitting here cooling across from me.

Taunting me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

175 (NSFW)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

Dafuq?

Dude........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

176 @158

Yes. I get more upset at GOP complacency than known bad DNC behavior. I'm also sick of our lame faggy party constantly looking to capitulate to the rabid left as if they believe they will be spared. The GWB era neutered the GOPe.

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (61TgR)

177 If we had an honest news source out there, we'd probably have less issues with this stuff. At least, a more informed Republic. Alas, we're stuck with the sex machine, Brian Stelter and his fellow lying propagandists.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:14 PM (sAmhv)

------------

If we had an honest & objective and media instead of the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia -- I can't see how Democrat-Communists could win any statewide or national elections, only city & county seats in blue shithole cities.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:29 PM (NgYxV)

178 A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)

Test run.
The enemy is always looking for a new way to cheat and win.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:29 PM (2WIwB)

179 @175 TMI?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)

180 Removed? How about arrested and put in solitary like a J6er.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (xvV+O)

181 Blaming the voters/audience/fans for not voting, going to a movie, or attending a sporting event is dumb. Give the voters, audience, or fans something they get EXCITED about and they'll get out of their house and GO. That's why Trump has won 3 straight Presidential elections.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)
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Special elections for state house seats aren't exactly WWE events bro. Most people don't even know they're going on until it's too late, and there isn't a DJT in every state house district everywhere.

It's not news that GOP voters are notoriously poor at turning out for these things, and we should hold each other a little more accountable rather than hand-waving it away saying that the candidate didn't give everyone a sustained erection therefore its his/her fault. Don't want commies to get elected? Pay attention and go vote for the bland-ass Republican candidate.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)

182 127 Tony Seruga @TonySeruga

This is the guy that during the Presidential campaign claimed that he had mass cellphone records, and could track things like "57% of the attendees at the Kamala Harris rally in East Bumfuck last night had been to at least three Harris rallies in the past".

He was trying to make the point that Harris had a corps of professional attendees that the Harris campaign was bussing from event to event.

While I'd like to believe that, I never saw anyone corroborate Seruga's claims, nor did I see anyone refuting Seruga's claims, so I still don't know if he was blowing smoke or not.

It was very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)

=====

He was a good football player and analyst. I thought he had died though.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (2ap+5)

183

Is the banhammer warmed up?

Commissar is asking for it....

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (g6TN6)

184 (NSFW)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

Dafuq?

Dude........
Posted by: Sponge

Never swim in leech infested waters.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Kksvc)

185 @175 TMI?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)

Don't go to the link is all I'll say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Commissar, slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)

187 If we had an honest & objective and media instead of the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia -- I can't see how Democrat-Communists could win any statewide or national elections, only city & county seats in blue shithole cities.
Posted by: ShainS

If we had an honest and objective media, the dems wouldn't try half the shit they do.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Kksvc)

188 Look at this photograph...

https://is.gd/MyATva

(NSFW)

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

-------------

Can we vote for bannable offenses? lol

Even Admiral Ackbar was never that cruel ....

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (NgYxV)

189 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

190
That's what you get when you pay $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV)

191 He was a good football player and analyst. I thought he had died though.
----

Yeah, he had a good sense of humor.

Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (TN0g+)

192 Never swim in leech infested waters.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Kksvc)

--------------

lmao

My initial fuzzy reaction was some kind of deformed octopus.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:34 PM (NgYxV)

193 Well, I'll be a frozen Iguana!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)

194 Afternoon guys,

Launch today.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-44
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 30, 2026
Launch Time: 5:15 p.m. EDT (2115 UTC, 23:15 CEST)

https://youtu.be/Fn6zLTaqwRE

Posted by: Joyenz at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (2F0/Y)

195 BTW, I saw Deformed Octopus open for Hootie & the Blowfish at SeaWorld in '93.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (NgYxV)

196 Festive Little Hats is a code word for Joooooos

Posted by: Guy Mandude at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (vqA1l)

197 "The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems."

Suuuuure it was. That's why it was worth stealing right?

Posted by: Gosport at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Vh6nj)

198 Did Democrats Just Steal a Congeressional Seat?

Spelling. How does it work?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (5xuJ/)

199 Speaking of washed up old has-beens, remember that guy Cahrles from the Small Mint-Colored Pigskins web site? The guy that, from the onset of the site, absolutely HATED the mullahs of Iran? Held them responsible for all the ills in the middle east? You'd think that now they're finally being dealt with he'd at least back the Trump administration's actions?

Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (Ft5W9)

200 If people wonder why I didn't just name the guy and his website, he used to be notorious for web-bot crawling on the lookout for his name being used in vain, and siccing his spavined cohort of followers on the comments. It takes WEEKS to get the smell of Icy-Hot and cat pee out of the room!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (Ft5W9)

201 196 Festive Little Hats is a code word for Joooooos
Posted by: Guy Mandude at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (vqA1l)

I knew that. It's so funny that you think I wouldn't know that.

Posted by: Candace Owens AS Nathan Thurm at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (PiwSw)

202 It was a state legislative House seat, not a US House seat.

Not too concerned. The legislature is adjourned for the year (except for brief special sessions scheduled), so she won't have a whole lot of voting to do.

And we'll get the seat back in November, just like we did in HD 35 in 2024 when Dem Tom Keen won a special there and the Dems were crowing. They weren't crowing that November when Republican Erika Booth (a school teacher no less) whom he beat in the special came back to win for the full two-year term.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (kvDvI)

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