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The Morning Rant

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One of the reasons why we conservatives find it difficult to comprehend the magnitude and reach of the organizations funding, organizing, and promoting the comprehensive leftist response to pretty much everything the Trump administration does, is that we are far too invested in our own individualism, and chafe at the thought of being a cog in some great right-wing machine. We simply can't imagine why anyone would be such a mindless drone, sent hither and yon at the behest of a cabal of wealthy progressive manipulators, who are themselves simply tools of our enemies abroad.

But the left has no problem with being part of the collective, because that is exactly who they are! There is no recognition of the uniqueness of the human condition. It sees everyone as part of a greater whole that inevitably moves toward their goal, which is the destruction of the individual, and the rejection of the divine spark that gives meaning to the world, gives meaning to life, and creates the conditions necessary to recognize the intrinsic worth of each of us.

Religion, traditional culture, the nuclear family, free markets, respect for life...all are targets in the great war that the left is waging against Western culture. And while those are all powerful weapons in that battle, the left's ability to organize and to sublimate the God-given attributes of humanity is a tremendous advantage.

No Kings Puppets Push for 'Communist Revolution' in America

If you were in New York City on Saturday during the third edition of the No Kings movement, you would have seen a smorgasbord of far-left groups aiming to sow the seeds of revolution in America.

You would have seen numerous flags adorned with the hammer and sickle. You would have been surrounded by collectivist swag and literature for sale, including copies of The Communist Manifesto. You would have seen banners with socialist slogans celebrating depraved monsters like Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong. Worst of all, you would have been inundated with chants like, “there is only one solution — communist revolution.”

The No Kings movement is a sham. Far from a grassroots movement, it is a highly coordinated, well-funded network of far-left groups that seek to replace America’s founding principles.


And the left's useful idiots -- the blue-haired cat ladies, the septuagenarian hipsters with gray ponytails reliving their counter-culture youth, the ignorant 20-somethings who believe everything they hear, as long as it is in a reel shorter than 30 seconds -- they obediently rush out onto the street carrying preprinted signs, chant slogans from 3x5 cards, get their protest checks from the organizers, and rush home to tell their friends how powerful they are!

It is a fight that conservatives find difficult to enter, precisely because we are not worker bees being directed by others. But enter it we must! Luckily we have the truth and 2,500 years of evidence on our side.


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

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1 uno

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 02, 2026 11:00 AM (N1DT3)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:00 AM (7Q7Ca)

3 Punk munky.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:00 AM (7Q7Ca)

4
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2026 11:01 AM (tljrc)

5 The left is made up of people who can't think beyond first-order consequences.

Worse, they are generally wrong, even about those.

All that matters to them is that they mean well and those evil conservatives don't.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 02, 2026 11:01 AM (N1DT3)

6 sent hither and yon at the behest of a cabal of wealthy progressive manipulators, who are themselves simply tools of our enemies abroad.

Who themselves are minions of Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2026 11:02 AM (0sNs1)

7 If you're not a person who'd screw another person over, you don't understand that behaviour.

And you're likely to be shocked when it happens to you.
The first few times.
Or the biggest time.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 11:03 AM (Sco7b)

8 7th after reading content.
Hmmmm

Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 11:03 AM (Sco7b)

9 I'd like to order a large cheese pizza. Extra cheese please. Hello? Hello? The service here sucks.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at April 02, 2026 11:03 AM (l2BnZ)

10 Even more disturbing, followers of a Woke Right podcaster I ran across believed every word of the "message to the American people" from the President of Iran before Trump spoke last night.

Posted by: KT at April 02, 2026 11:04 AM (7vIsy)

11 A righteous rant, CBD.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2026 11:04 AM (0sNs1)

12 It is rather funny to see the people who are fighting for the permanent ruling class, the unelected bureaucracy, massive corporate interests, and the the entire legal and education systems, characterize themselves as "the resistance."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 02, 2026 11:04 AM (N1DT3)

13 Sure, there are millions of leftist retards in America.

I'm betting only 20% of them are full fledged communists. They're paid to make it look like they're a bigger portion, but just look at how many of the same people were found at multiple rallies over the weekend.

They're loud and obnoxious, but would be put down quickly were an actual revolution to occur.

They shouldn't be ignored, however. RINO's and weak meat Congresspeople are EASILY swayed by these jokers because they're loud and obnoxious. Can't look bad on social media or the left wing news, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:05 AM (7Q7Ca)

14 I'd like to order a large cheese pizza. Extra cheese please. Hello? Hello? The service here sucks.
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at April 02, 2026 11:03 AM


Be sure to tip your Door Dasher.

Posted by: Big Sausage Pizza delivery driver at April 02, 2026 11:05 AM (0sNs1)

15 So kings are bad, but commie dictators are totes cool?

Okaaaaay…

Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

16 It is a fight that conservatives find difficult to enter, precisely because we are not worker bees being directed by others. But enter it we must! Luckily we have the truth and 2,500 years of evidence on our side.

The immediate answer to most of the tactical weaknesses the right has is that the left has a whole movement to do them.

This includes NGOs, government employee groups, and media outlets

I don't think the issue is really that we are too independent. I think the primary issue is that the left sees this as a priority and FUNDS it. Yes, mostly with stolen taxpayers dollars.

But why is there always some leftwing schmuck available to do whatever the left wants? Because they are paying for it.

Why do we often find there is no one to fight for right wing causes? Because we expect working people with families to do it in their free time.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)

17 I've never been to a protest; doubt I'll ever go to one

I'd like to think I do my part by going to work, raising a family, going to church, interacting with friends and being a good citizen...

I don't have time to protest

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (xT8gx)

18 I don't have blinders on. I see all the evil of the Left, but choose life.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (qFwJc)

19 I continue to believe that a significant portion of "protesters" at these leftwing plasmodial rants are paid to be there.

Sure, there are some true believers, and some useful idiots, but the core seems to be rent-a-mobbers. These types tend to be mentally-ill and prone to agitation already, but it takes cold hard cash to get them off the semen-stained couches in their parents' basements.

It's no coincidence that the attendance at these events fell off drastically as soon as Trump cut off USAID and other funding.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (iFTx/)

20 I've been fighting communism all my life and I'm not stopping now. If those no king dickheads want to bring their commie bullsh*t to my little town...fine. It's game on!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (2WIwB)

21 If you're not a person who'd screw another person over, you don't understand that behaviour.

And you're likely to be shocked when it happens to you.
The first few times.
Or the biggest time.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 11:03 AM (Sco7b)

One of the failings of our culture is that we tend to think other people are very much like ourselves. It can lead to trusting people that you should never trust.

Tribal cultures don't have that failing, but it's a much worse outcome overall.

Which is why we should be stamping out the tribal mindset that the left encourages and glorifies. It's the natural state of man, so it will be a difficult fight.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (N1DT3)

22 The No Kings protesters from the assisted living hang their printed signs on their walkers. It's a good look.

Posted by: Used Tennis Balls Have A Purpose at April 02, 2026 11:08 AM (oY1HT)

23 The No Kings exercise was simply group therapy for a bunch of maladjusted simpletons who think anything that doesn't conform to their world view is fascist, racist or evil.
They are so far up their own asses with self-importance and virtue signalling that they have lost touch with the reality that life doesn't always go the way you feel it should.
The government schools and universities are on pace to spew out a third generation steeped in this myopic mental state and that doesn't bode well for our society's future.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 02, 2026 11:08 AM (MNCvZ)

24 15 So kings are bad, but commie dictators are totes cool?

Okaaaaay…
Posted by: Bulg at April 02, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

And child raping prophets beat them all.

Depending on who you ask.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 11:08 AM (Sco7b)

25 I'd like to order a large cheese pizza. Extra cheese please. Hello? Hello? The service here sucks.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at April 02, 2026 11:03 AM



Ah yes.....prepubescent young boys.....

Posted by: David French at April 02, 2026 11:09 AM (7Q7Ca)

26 So kings are bad, but commie dictators are totes cool?

Trump sending illegals home = bad
Biden locking people in their homes = good

Its insane right? Now the left will sort of explain this - Biden was working with the permanent bureaucracy so it is ok. Trump is opposing the permanent bureaucracy so it is bad.

But you'll notice that has nothing to do with monarchy or even democracy...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)

27 More important, they are an army and this weekend was a military exercise.

It was a training and a rehearsal. It was a show of force. And it was a recruiting program. Their intention is very clear.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 02, 2026 11:10 AM (MHAh2)

28 10 Even more disturbing, followers of a Woke Right podcaster I ran across believed every word of the "message to the American people" from the President of Iran before Trump spoke last night.
Posted by: KT

Ignore the past 47 years, the invasion of our territory (embassy), the hostages held for over a year, the constant bombings, the chants of Death to America, the support of Hezbollah and the Houthis and other terror groups.

Woke right has succumbed to year 0 nonsense.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 11:10 AM (Dv3i1)

29 Huh.

"Zero-th order consequences" might actually be a thing.

"Am i a bad person if i even entertain the thought that that jerk might be right? No, no, best not to even risk it. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 02, 2026 11:10 AM (eqMv7)

30 I haven't seen that old homosexual queen standing on Central Park West waving cheap hand-painted signs in a while. Maybe he's dead.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 02, 2026 11:11 AM (iFTx/)

31 The leftist folks I know don't believe that they're random cogs in a great machine. They all believe that they reached their talking points their own selves and it is sheer coincidence that what they say is exactly the same thing that all their peers say.

Just a helluva coincidence.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 02, 2026 11:12 AM (S6tOh)

32 The physiognomy of the left is very off-putting. Could anyone look at images of Good and Pretti and not think they were round the bend? The far left propagandists (NY Times, WSJ, WaPo, ...) worked very hard to turn them into martyrs, but I don't think they could break through what anyone with eyes could see in those pictures.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 02, 2026 11:12 AM (GPa4z)

33 Create a movement, and you will find followers. It's like some kind of sociological Say's Law. Supply of nuttery creates its own demand for nuttiness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 02, 2026 11:12 AM (eqMv7)

34
anti-fa = PRO- fa
BLM = black lives are cannon fodder and do not matter
No Kings = Yes, tyranny and communist dictator


It is the oldest ploy in the world to name something the opposite of what it is. It only fools the most stupid of people,but that is their target audience.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 02, 2026 11:12 AM (MHAh2)

35 16
‘I don't think the issue is really that we are too independent. I think the primary issue is that the left sees this as a priority and FUNDS it. Yes, mostly with stolen taxpayers dollars.’

I think so too. I had high hopes early in Trump’s administration that he was going to seize all these funds and let the ‘Rats spend four years in court trying to get it back.
Alas…

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2026 11:13 AM (jbnUc)

36 Well, you see, a King is an individual with his own thoughts. Only the bureaucratic "collective" can represent humanity!

(ugh, threw up in my mouth a bit writing that)

Posted by: RandomDave at April 02, 2026 11:13 AM (aJQbY)

37 we [conservatives] are far too invested in our own individualism, and chafe at the thought of being a cog in some great right-wing machine...the left has no problem with being part of the collective, because that is exactly who they are!

I don't think this analysis is quite right. Conservatives love being part of a collective....military organizations, sports teams, etc. And they aren't all gunning to climb the ranks and be the leader: on the contrary, some a happy to fill a subordinate role well and help the team succeed.

The issue, at least as far as visible activism goes, is conservatives strive for self sufficience, and don't have time to protest and agitate publicly unless things are REALLY bad. Leftist are often underemployed, nepo-babies, or old Boomers with plenty of free time and little purpose or fulfillment in life. They're easy prey to radicalized and motivate. Many are failures in life, and Leftism let's them blame some external force, and gives them a worth purpose in "fighting" it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 02, 2026 11:14 AM (ycI94)

38 Trump sending illegals home = bad
Biden locking people in their homes = good

Its insane right? Now the left will sort of explain this - Biden was working with the permanent bureaucracy so it is ok. Trump is opposing the permanent bureaucracy so it is bad.

But you'll notice that has nothing to do with monarchy or even democracy...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)



Biden had Americans imprisoned for Jan 6th with no trial and no convictions. Biden locked you in your home, forced you to get a brutal, deadly, untested vaccine and removed military personnel who didn't take said vaccine or just wanted to live life as normal as possible. Biden and Owebama jailed investigative journalists who spoke out against the totalitarian regimes.

But Trump is bad because he's done none of those things, secured the border, deported murderous thugs, removed men from women's sports and improved the economy by leaps and bounds.

No Kings protesters should be smashed in the face with a skillet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:14 AM (7Q7Ca)

39 ''The No Kings movement is a sham. Far from a grassroots movement, it is a highly coordinated, well-funded network of far-left groups that seek to replace America’s founding principles.'


The easy answer is to find the source of funding and remove them from the planet. Ancient ways are best ways.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2026 11:14 AM (snZF9)

40 The leftist folks I know don't believe that they're random cogs in a great machine. They all believe that they reached their talking points their own selves and it is sheer coincidence that what they say is exactly the same thing that all their peers say.

On a similar note, if you look at the insane things they claim are true they'll tell you they are well verified and many, many reputable news sources back them up.

But if you actually look at them they are a bunch of various leftwing opinion outlets all quoting each other, going back to one "news" articles on a leftwing site claiming an anonymous source.

But from their perspective they see a large number of "reputable" sites all saying the same thing

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:15 AM (sKqQm)

41 For leftists, their ideology IS their religion. They're every bit as passionate about it as the Muslims are about Islam. And they share a lot of similarities.

Abide or die being the most prevalent.

As many have said, there is zero chance of coexisting with these people. At some point we'll either deal with them, or abide by them. There is only extermination as the alternative.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2026 11:16 AM (AkEZC)

42 But the left has no problem with being part of the collective Borg ...

--------------

You WILL be assimilated!

Resistance is FUTILE!

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:16 AM (seACy)

43 It is a fight that conservatives find difficult to enter, precisely because we are not worker bees being directed by others. But enter it we must! Luckily we have the truth and 2,500 years of evidence on our side.

-------------

... and lots of guns, but mostly lots of guns.

/Without the 2nd Amendment, we'd be Australia now ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:18 AM (seACy)

44 I am going to read Eric Hoffer's "True Believer" again after many years.
Opened my eyes to a lot of this stuff.

Posted by: Andrew at April 02, 2026 11:18 AM (FBacG)

45 To expound on what passes for leftist thought:
Because everyone has their own truth, their own lived experiences, no one person can represent others honestly. Therefore it's important that everyone subsume themselves to the group, so that the group's shared experiences form the truth, and we can escape our own miserable lives.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 02, 2026 11:18 AM (aJQbY)

46 Yes, leftists are media creatures. Turn their screens off and they wont know what to think. They've abdicated their judgement to people they don't know. They think what the images of people tell them to think.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 02, 2026 11:18 AM (DgMqy)

47 We simply can't imagine why anyone would be such a mindless drone

I can imagine why. It's easy. Because being a mindless drone means never having to think, never having to form one's own ideas and opinions, and never taking responsibility for oneself. And at the same time feeling important and superior.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2026 11:19 AM (CHHv1)

48 A large portion of the rioters are paid protestors. One should be able to easily follow the money, review the protestors reported income and start arresting people for tax fraud, Al Capone style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:19 AM (7Q7Ca)

49 If you were in New York City on Saturday during the third edition of the No Kings movement

The 250th celebration of No Kings Day on July 4th is going to be spectacular. I can appreciate that they're getting excited!

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2026 11:19 AM (zfkPG)

50 They actually believe they are freeing the individual from all constraints. Really. They genuinely believe that if you follow some rule - which includes having a reason for what you do - you are limiting yourself. And you need to be freed from that. Postmoderns - and before them, existentialists - were explicit here. Any such motivations are per se limiting. And therefore we have to be freed from such.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2026 11:19 AM (AlhUl)

51 Do leftists go into the care homes and assist the elderly with their ballots? I wonder because so many "senior living facilities" have sprung up around where I live and the voting patterns have changed quite a bit.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 02, 2026 11:19 AM (GPa4z)

52
... and lots of guns, but mostly lots of guns.

/Without the 2nd Amendment, we'd be Australia now ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:18 AM (seACy)



According to Mr. Inbetween, there's plenty of guns in Australia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:20 AM (7Q7Ca)

53 Another part of all this - I subject myself to leftwing discussion because I want to understand what the left believes, but everyone on the left gets a fairly good idea of what the left believes because you can't escape it from mass media and how leftists will not stop getting into politics in any and all venues that get into.

But leftists have no idea what the right believes - you have to go aggressively look for right leaning sources because you can live your life completely in a left leaning bubble.

Hell, I watched a few videos on leftwing sites and...not only do they have no idea what we believe they don't even know where the right gathers to talk politics or who leading rightwing pundits are.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:20 AM (sKqQm)

54 Which is why we should be stamping out the tribal mindset that the left encourages and glorifies. It's the natural state of man, so it will be a difficult fight.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (N1DT3)

Well said.

The education system would need to be completely reformed. Aside from math and sciences where you're right or wrong, the social stuff just teaches the kids to conform and answer how the teeacher thinks.

By the time everyone has their PhD's, there's no reason to challenge anything. Go along to get along, retire in a few decades.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 11:21 AM (Sco7b)

55 We simply can't imagine why anyone would be such a mindless drone

It relieves them of responsibility. They get to profit while "just following orders, Your Honor!" Vaccines, anyone?

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2026 11:21 AM (zfkPG)

56 37 we [conservatives] are far too invested in our own individualism, and chafe at the thought of being a cog in some great right-wing machine...the left has no problem with being part of the collective, because that is exactly who they are!

I don't think this analysis is quite right. Conservatives love being part of a collective....military organizations, sports teams, etc. And they aren't all gunning to climb the ranks and be the leader: on the contrary, some a happy to fill a subordinate role well and help the team succeed.

The issue, at least as far as visible activism goes, is conservatives strive for self sufficience, and don't have time to protest and agitate publicly unless things are REALLY bad. Leftist are often underemployed, nepo-babies, or old Boomers with plenty of free time and little purpose or fulfillment in life. They're easy prey to radicalized and motivate. Many are failures in life, and Leftism let's them blame some external force, and gives them a worth purpose in "fighting" it.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 02, 2026 11:14 AM (ycI94)
_________
I think you're on the right track there.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2026 11:22 AM (AlhUl)

57 The only good Commies are dead Commies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (+KZdK)

58 It is so cute to think that Trump supporters are a monolithic block

My cats are a monolithic block, they all think they should be fed at 5.30

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (rbvCR)

59 I'm not saying the No Kings marchers skewedd older, but...


Doors Open at 4:00, Seating is Limited - a limerick

The No Kings rally lacked morale
It turned into a real foofarall
The marchers all got surly
And the protest broke up early
As they all raced to The Golden Corral

Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (qgHp7)

60 The immediate answer to most of the tactical weaknesses the right has is that the left has a whole movement to do them.

It doesn't help that most of our members of the permanent government apparatus are traitors to the cause they claim to represent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)

61 The right is every bit as manipulated as the left, and the reflexive responses to various topics are as just as sure to trigger a conservative as a liberal.


Disagree. I won't say there isn't any of that...but he has a high level of support because he's doing the things he promised to do. Imagine what would happen if he instead reversed course and opened the borders? And yes look what happened to Shrub's support when he betrayed the country on illegal immigration.

And yes compare that to Obama flip flopping on gay marriage or lowering the costs of insurance...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (sKqQm)

62 The easy answer is to find the source of funding and remove them from the planet. Ancient ways are best ways.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2026 11:14 AM (snZF9)

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🎶
Where have you gone, Christopher Kyle?
A nation turns its lonely sights to you ... woo hoo hoo
🎶

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (seACy)

63
But if you actually look at them they are a bunch of various leftwing opinion outlets all quoting each other, going back to one "news" articles on a leftwing site claiming an anonymous source.

If you are on social media and receive "guidance" from the TDS-afflicted, you'll see that their postings are not their own and original in any sense. What they spew --.re-spew, really -- are incoherent posts created by someone else.

And yet, it is they who are the smart and thinking ones, and not you knuckle-dragging MAGAts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (xG4kz)

64 We simply can't imagine why anyone would be such a mindless drone


Never underestimate Big Pharma's ability to alter the human brain chemically......

ALL of the leftists protesting are on meds.....and most of the remaining left....are on meds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:24 AM (7Q7Ca)

65 Hell, I watched a few videos on leftwing sites and...not only do they have no idea what we believe they don't even know where the right gathers to talk politics or who leading rightwing pundits are.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:20 AM


Not true! It's Faux News! If we could get rid of them, we'd be on our way to the Worker's Paradise!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at April 02, 2026 11:25 AM (0sNs1)

66 The only good Commies are dead Commies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (+KZdK)



"What's it like to kill another human?"

"I don't know. I've only killed communists."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:25 AM (7Q7Ca)

67 Mock them.

Treat them like insane novelties. Act like a bunch of Japanese with cameras spotting an exotic beast.

"Oh, Ethyl, look at the tattoos on this one!"
"Ethyl, get a magnet. We can pull this cow by the face tackle. "
"Soy milk is strong with this one."

Make sure to laugh at their slogans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 11:25 AM (u82oZ)

68 We simply can't imagine why anyone would be such a mindless drone

Oh this does have many advantages for the left.

For example any time something bad happens to a lefty I know its...Trump's fault. Not theirs, not local pols, not state pols...always Trump's fault

While it is stupid it makes you feel a lot better about things because then you just need to get rid of Trump and you get Utopia.

Now interestingly during the Obama years the role of Emmanuel Goldstein was played by the Republican congress.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)

69 As conservatives we kick up a fuss now n then. Win a political battle here n there. We won the last presidential election. Cool for now. Problem is the foes in "our party" and the tenaciousness of the left. I think most of us here will have expired by the time violence in the streets started by the left comes about. The political process doesn't mean a damn thing. It is broken and doesn't work for us. We play by the rules, they don't. The only thing that'll save our kids and what we've left behind is hopefully the fighting spirit we've instilled. The only thing that'll possibly save this country is violence. Violence that we'll dragged into in defense of ourselves. The left will start this, I just hope we can finish it.

Posted by: JROD at April 02, 2026 11:26 AM (IlL6s)

70 What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and a-carrying signs
Mostly say hooray for our side
It's time we stop
Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down

Posted by: Stephen Stills at April 02, 2026 11:27 AM (spmzt)

71
Make sure to laugh at their slogans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 11:25 AM (u82oZ)



Point and laugh at every opportunity. Doesn't matter what. Point and laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:27 AM (7Q7Ca)

72 It can be lunch time, waiting for some door delivery

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 11:27 AM (DyV0j)

73 I'm not saying the No Kings marchers skewedd older, but...


Doors Open at 4:00, Seating is Limited - a limerick

The No Kings rally lacked morale
It turned into a real foofarall
The marchers all got surly
And the protest broke up early
As they all raced to The Golden Corral

Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (qgHp7)

-------------

The No Kings rally lacked marches
It turned into a need for starches
The marchers all got surly
And the protest broke up early
As they all raced to The Golden Arches

/yeah, I'm no Muldoon

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:28 AM (seACy)

74 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2026 11:28 AM (g7RBA)

75 Point and laugh at every opportunity. Doesn't matter what. Point and laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:27 AM (7Q7Ca)

------------

I always point to their genitals and laugh.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:29 AM (seACy)

76 I think the biggest divide between conservatives and leftist commies is that commies like to be told what to do.

Leftists are like Muslims in that they don't want freedom or individual thought. Freedom and individuality comes with responsibilities and accountability. Commies and Muslims don't want that. They'd rather be told what to do.

Give a leftist a slogan or sign, and they will chant the slogan and carry the sign. Without question. Some of them don't even know what the slogan means and don't care ("from the river to the sea ...."). Just chanting the NPC slogan is enough.

Sure, some of these people think communism is a way to seize power for themselves. But even then, the way to get power is to rigidly and mindlessly conform to a pre-planned ideology that permits no deviation.

Even the highest ranking members in USSR and Red China had to be very careful not to deviate from dogma even a little, or else they'd risk being executed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 02, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

77 75 Morning.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2026 11:28 AM


Is it morning again? Already?

Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 02, 2026 11:29 AM (S6tOh)

78 58
‘The only good Commies are dead Commies.’

That’s why whenever one of the Commies dies I say,”Good.”

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2026 11:29 AM (jbnUc)

79 It's not a true leftist rally if there's not a photo of someone shitting on a cop car.

Occupy Wall Street showed how it's done. They didn't learn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:30 AM (7Q7Ca)

80 ------------

I always point to their genitals and laugh.
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:29 AM (seACy)



"How'd he know?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:30 AM (7Q7Ca)

81 ALL of the leftists protesting are on meds.....and most of the remaining left....are on meds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:24 AM (7Q7Ca)

======

There really is a big difference in mental health of the left versus the right. The moral heat maps are also good.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 02, 2026 11:30 AM (GPa4z)

82 Mock them.

Treat them like insane novelties. Act like a bunch of Japanese with cameras spotting an exotic beast.

"Oh, Ethyl, look at the tattoos on this one!"
"Ethyl, get a magnet. We can pull this cow by the face tackle. "
"Soy milk is strong with this one."

Make sure to laugh at their slogans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2026 11:25 AM (u82oZ)

Last Saturday, I drove by a small, sad No Kings demo in Madras, Oregon. There was largish, bedraggled female-ish critter waving a hand-lettered "Put Trump in Jail" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching. Made my day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:31 AM (+KZdK)

83 Well, time to go for breakfast. Shutting down for the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:32 AM (+KZdK)

84 83
Last Saturday, I drove by a small, sad No Kings demo in Madras, Oregon. There was largish, bedraggled female-ish critter waving a hand-lettered "Put Trump in Jail" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching. Made my day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:31 AM (+KZdK)

Makes you pity their cats.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2026 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

85 Apparently "we" know who's funding the No Kings street theater, the Antifa riots against ICE and so on. Yet... "nothing happens."

You'd think that if our government honestly wanted to put an end to this shit, they'd work at it. But they don't want to put and end to it. They're getting paid off not to.

The left is a problem. Government's a bigger one. They look out for each other.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2026 11:33 AM (AkEZC)

86
Last Saturday, I drove by a small, sad No Kings demo in Madras, Oregon. There was largish, bedraggled female-ish critter waving a hand-lettered "Put Trump in Jail" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching. Made my day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:31 AM (+KZdK)



Watched the CSPAN coverage of the rocket launch yesterday. They would take callers during the slow points of the countdown.

Each caller from either Washington State or Oregon was a sniveling, stuttering retard. It really was a true crossection of occupants of leftard shitholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:33 AM (7Q7Ca)

87 [snip of excellent rant]

Even the highest ranking members in USSR and Red China had to be very careful not to deviate from dogma even a little, or else they'd risk being executed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 02, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

---------------

It's almost as if they're Death Cults ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:34 AM (seACy)

88 I'm not saying the No Kings marchers skewedd older, but...

***********

I encountered some protesting friends
Who conflated the means and the ends
As their freak flag unfurled
They sang "Let's change the world!"
Yet they can't even change their Depends™

Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 11:34 AM (qgHp7)

89 Socialist Seniors R Indignant.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 02, 2026 11:34 AM (GPa4z)

90 Nixon and the boys react to the movie Sinners.

https://tinyurl.com/4w5c962m

Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2026 11:35 AM (8vE0G)

91 The New York Times is out today with an article speculating that ActBlue might have lied to Congress about taking foreign donations.

Aside from "No shit" the first thing that pops into my mind is why is the NYT reporting this and why now?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 11:35 AM (viF8m)

92
I encountered some protesting friends
Who conflated the means and the ends
As their freak flag unfurled
They sang "Let's change the world!"
Yet they can't even change their Depends™
Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 11:34 AM (qgHp7)



There are rolls.

There is buttah.

Today, sir, you are buttah on a whole pack of rolls.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:36 AM (7Q7Ca)

93 "How'd he know?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:30 AM (7Q7Ca)

----------

lol

Remember when we were kids we were promised future X-ray glasses that would see through clothes?

/And Where The F*ck is My Jet Pack!

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:37 AM (seACy)

94 I have been a long time Russian history buff from the Napoleonic Wars through the 1950s. That the Marxists get away
murdering hundreds of millions is a tragedy of history.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2026 11:37 AM (DyV0j)

95
...they don't even know where the right gathers to talk politics


There's the big difference. They are incapable of talking about anything except politics, so we must do nothing but talk about politics, too. No matter what the subject, sooner or later they turn it over to politics.

When she was three years old, our gDaughter had verbally expressed the idea of not wanting to receive a shot and, wouldn't you know it, the asshat son of one of my wife's friends opined, "She must be a Trump supporter." No, you fucking dolt, she's three and she didn't like getting shots. That was it; nothing else.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 11:37 AM (xG4kz)

96 The New York Times is out today with an article speculating that ActBlue might have lied to Congress about taking foreign donations.

Aside from "No shit" the first thing that pops into my mind is why is the NYT reporting this and why now?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 11:35 AM (viF8m)


I'm guessing they got leaked that someone has proof, is planning on attempting to act on that proof, and the Times is trying to prep the faithful when they discover that their movement is even more corrupt than they previously believed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:38 AM (ExV1e)

97 [snip]

Yet they can't even change their Depends™

Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 11:34 AM (qgHp7)

------------

Nice!

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:38 AM (seACy)

98 is that we are far too invested in our own individualism, "

It's Tribalism (the standard Human condition) vs. the Triumph of the Individual (once the beacon of the West).

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 11:39 AM (XuXeR)

99
Remember when we were kids we were promised future X-ray glasses that would see through clothes?

/And Where The F*ck is My Jet Pack!
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:37 AM (seACy)



Ah yes.....the back pages of spoof comic books were a treasure trove of failure and misery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:39 AM (7Q7Ca)

100 I've never been to a protest; doubt I'll ever go to one

I'd like to think I do my part by going to work, raising a family, going to church, interacting with friends and being a good citizen...

I don't have time to protest
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 11:07 AM (xT8gx)

And there sits the duality of the right's predicament: Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 02, 2026 11:39 AM (g8Ew8)

101 >>I'm guessing they got leaked that someone has proof, is planning on attempting to act on that proof, and the Times is trying to prep the faithful when they discover that their movement is even more corrupt than they previously believed.

That's about where I am. The DOJ has been investigating AB and so is congress. Get out in front of the scandal and try to spin it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 11:39 AM (viF8m)

102 the asshat son of one of my wife's friends opined, "She must be a Trump supporter." No, you fucking dolt, she's three and she didn't like getting shots. That was it; nothing else.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 11:37 AM (xG4kz)



Deserves: Broken Nose

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:40 AM (7Q7Ca)

103 Aside from "No shit" the first thing that pops into my mind is why is the NYT reporting this and why now?
Posted by: JackStraw

The Soviets could tell a joke - There is no news in Izvestia and no truth in Pravda.

What's our joke regarding the NYT?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 11:40 AM (Dv3i1)

104 They are incapable of talking about anything except politics"

They mock "Fox news" being on, yet have NPR/PMSNBCNN on 24/7.

It's medieval.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 11:41 AM (XuXeR)

105 91
‘Nixon and the boys react to the movie Sinners.’

I liked that. It read just like a Watergate transcript.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2026 11:41 AM (jbnUc)

106 Not true! It's Faux News! If we could get rid of them, we'd be on our way to the Worker's Paradise!
Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground

You forget the nationwide scourge of AM Hate Radio! Damn you Limbaugh!!! Lefty ideas are even more popular, and our thought leaders are more talented...we can't understand why Air America was such a failure!!!

Posted by: Lefty Retards at April 02, 2026 11:41 AM (ycI94)

107 What's our joke regarding the NYT?

All the News Fit to Print

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

108 .we can't understand why Air America was such a failure!!!


Posted by: Lefty Retards at April 02, 2026 11:41 AM (ycI94)

Air Amerika

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:42 AM (YJFbC)

109 They are incapable of talking about anything except politics"

They mock "Fox news" being on, yet have NPR/PMSNBCNN on 24/7.

It's medieval.
Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 11:41 AM (XuXeR)



Every media outlet leans left. Even Fux.....yet they piss and moan and scream about how REICH WING Fox is.....because they're open minded and inclusive.

They are really going to regret Judgement Day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:42 AM (7Q7Ca)

110 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 02, 2026 11:14 AM (ycI94)

I understand your point, but I think that there is a difference between the desire for being part of a team, enjoying the camaraderie of organizations, and sublimating one's deepest and most personal psyche in service to a political ideal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 02, 2026 11:42 AM (n9ltV)

111
Air AmeriKKKa

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:42 AM (YJFbC)




If the foo shits......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:43 AM (7Q7Ca)

112 Air AmeriKKKa

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:42 AM (YJFbC)



If the foo shits......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:43 AM (7Q7Ca)


Better

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (YJFbC)

113 I see that the folks who panic sold at the market open today are not having a great day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (ExV1e)

114 All very well stated CBD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (XeU6L)

115 The New York Times is out today with an article speculating that ActBlue might have lied to Congress about taking foreign donations.
____

I fully expect the defense to be, "Not true, these weren't foreign donations. These were US taxpayer funds that just briefly routed through offshore accounts!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (Dv3i1)

116 Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (iMotb)

117 The New York Times is out today with an article speculating that ActBlue might have lied to Congress about taking foreign donations.

Aside from "No shit" the first thing that pops into my mind is why is the NYT reporting this and why now?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 11:35 AM (viF8m)

---------------

What does Ace call it -- a "Limited Hangout?"

Leaks to the NYT primarily come from the CIA and other Deep State Traitors:

"According to Victor Marchetti, a former special assistant to the deputy director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), a limited hangout is 'spy jargon for a favorite and frequently used gimmick of the clandestine professionals. When their veil of secrecy is shredded and they can no longer rely on a phony cover story to misinform the public, they resort to admitting—sometimes even volunteering—some of the truth while still managing to withhold the key and damaging facts in the case. The public, however, is usually so intrigued by the new information that it never thinks to pursue the matter further'."

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:45 AM (seACy)

118 The only good Commies are dead Commies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2026 11:23 AM (+KZdK)


Newsletter???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 11:45 AM (2WIwB)

119
The only times thatvI have watched Fox News for... ever... was when we'd visit my Mom. Her house, her television, and her remote control.

And Mom's been gone now for almost four years.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (xG4kz)

120 117 Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (iMotb)


And Gabbard... But I doubt it.....Especially Gabbard

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (YJFbC)

121 Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (iMotb)

---------------

It moved.

Be still my beating schadenboner ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (seACy)

122 When I look at these protests, it appears that the average age is about 70 and heavily skewed female. They came of age hearing that marriage and family were detrimental to their well being. They believed that personal fulfilment was impossible with children. Then Roe came along. Children who would be there for them now were aborted 50 years ago. They now find themselves old and alone seeking something, anything, to give their lives purpose. The men are no better, having lived their lives on a lie. I'd pity them, but they did this to themselves.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (2UnvF)

123 The nO kInGs! gatherings I saw in my area had more hip replacements, Glaucoma, dentures, & Arthritis than a Nursing home bus on the way to the Casino.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (IifOV)

124 116
‘These were US taxpayer funds that just briefly routed through offshore accounts!’

They didn’t cheat. They just briefly routed bogus votes through collection boxes.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2026 11:47 AM (jbnUc)

125 Colorado SC orders new sentencing for Tina Peters. Hopefully time served

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (19SAM)

126 The New York Times is out today with an article speculating that ActBlue might have lied to Congress about taking foreign donations.
____

I fully expect the defense to be, "Not true, these weren't foreign donations. These were US taxpayer funds that just briefly routed through offshore accounts!"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (Dv3i1)

***

Not true! Those were genuine American dollars. No Pounds, euros, or lira.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (2WIwB)

127 Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (iMotb)


Who is he going to replace her with, Markwayne Mullins?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (rbvCR)

128 Keep in mind that most Americans who call themselves conservative are really progressives who wish the train stopped a few stations ago.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (AlhUl)

129 126 Colorado SC orders new sentencing for Tina Peters. Hopefully time served
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (19SAM)

What a travesty of "justice" that is...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (YJFbC)

130 The nO kInGs! gatherings I saw in my area had more hip replacements, Glaucoma, dentures, & Arthritis than a Nursing home bus on the way to the Casino.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (IifOV)



You bet your sweet Aspercreme!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (7Q7Ca)

131 The New York Times is out today with an article speculating that ActBlue might have lied to Congress about taking foreign donations.

In other news, I "might have" lied about making John "The Wad" Holmes look like Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)

132 As ace noted a few weeks back, Trump has a 100% approval rating among MAGA. What is that, if not monolithic adherence?

Posted by: Let the Scales Fall From Their Eyes


I would prefer it if he simply has the alien invaders executed.
Will settle for deportation vs open borders of the treasonous scum.

How should I vote?
MAGA Trump OK or
TRUMP bad.

/cannot fix willfuly retarded.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Li9FJ)

133 It moved.

Be still my beating schadenboner ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:46 AM (seACy)


Everyone will clap and cheer. Then we'll go months without an AG and they'll whine. Then the Senate will only confirm someone at best no better and they'll whine more.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (ExV1e)

134 at some point it becomes hard to separate the wishcasting from the agitprop from the trial balloons from the leaks.

This administration leaks very little, by the way.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

135 Colorado SC orders new sentencing for Tina Peters. Hopefully time served
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (19SAM)

What a travesty of "justice" that is...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (YJFbC)



The Colorado state government should be sued into bankruptcy for that bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:50 AM (7Q7Ca)

136 CNN: Trump talked with Bondi about the possibility she’d be replaced as attorney general, sources say

https://tinyurl.com/28bewmdy

She was still a far better choice than that fat phony Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2026 11:50 AM (t65IJ)

137
Everyone will clap and cheer. Then we'll go months without an AG and they'll whine. Then the Senate will only confirm someone at best no better and they'll whine more.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (ExV1e)



If only we had a party with balls and a backbone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:50 AM (7Q7Ca)

138
Everyone will clap and cheer. Then we'll go months without an AG and they'll whine. Then the Senate will only confirm someone at best no better and they'll whine more.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (ExV1e)


Best to leave her where she is...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (YJFbC)

139 CNN: Trump talked with Bondi about the possibility she’d be replaced as attorney general, sources say

https://tinyurl.com/28bewmdy



Anonymous Sources. Uh huh.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (7Q7Ca)

140 Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (iMotb)

Who is he going to replace her with, Markwayne Mullins?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (rbvCR)

-----------

I vote for Stephen Miller.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (seACy)

141 122
‘Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?


It moved.

Be still my beating schadenboner ...’

Whoever they replace her with has to be confirmed by the same senate that won’t pass SAVE.

I have no boner for such a candidate

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (jbnUc)

142 Nearby Blue City bussed in a small group of AWFLs for the first display of lese-majeste against His Royal Majesty Donald I, King of all the Americas, Emperor of the West, and Defender of the Faith a few months back. We have no indigenous traitors to the Crown here, so they had to bring in this filthy rabble from their Jacquerie-controlled citadel of perfidy to disturb our glorious peace.

But this time - nothing.

Disappointed. I can & do shout at these scum like the loudest and most vulgar Stentor in history, and I was sad they didn't come this time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (BI5O2)

143 *waves frantically to Pam Bondi*
Hey, take a look at this---->

@EricLDaugh
HOLY CRAP! A fraud scandal is BLOWING UP at Newark, New Jersey schools

Over a quarter BILLION federal dollars surged to the district meant to address learning loss, but it had basically NO IMPACT

"This person received the no-show contract, and this person was a close friend of an assistant superintendent of Newark Public Schools."

Funds have flown to a "literary consultant," partly using federal dollars, yet 1 year later, "THE WORK NEVER BEGAN"

"Money is being blown on things that have little to nothing to do with student outcomes, academic improvement and student support! This is the TIP OF THE ICEBERG."

THIS IS INSANE! The fraud is everywhere. Bring on the prosecutions!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (Dv3i1)

144 141 Push alert about Pam Bondi being out?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2026 11:44 AM (iMotb)

Who is he going to replace her with, Markwayne Mullins?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (rbvCR)

-----------

I vote for Stephen Miller.
Posted by: ShainS


Ed Martin please.

PS: I told you Bondi was no good.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (abIsI)

145
She was still a far better choice than that fat phony Matt Gaetz.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2026 11:50 AM (t65IJ)



SHE WAS LEGAL AGE!!!!!!

Posted by: Matt "Eddie Munster" Gaetz at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (7Q7Ca)

146 At UPI: "'Renegade emu' rounded up by animal control in Virginia"

Slasher serial-killer cassowary remains at large. Shelter in place.

Posted by: gp at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (N8ZBc)

147 I'm not saying the No Kings marchers skewedd older, but...

***********

The Doobie Grandfathers - a limerick

At a geriatric protest led by Chip
Most of them could not complete the trip
To emphasize my point
I said, "Pass along that joint!"
And one of them threw out a hip!

Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (qgHp7)

148 CNN: Trump talked with Bondi about the possibility she’d be replaced as attorney general, sources say

https://tinyurl.com/28bewmdy



Anonymous Sources. Uh huh.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (7Q7Ca)
_________

Well, it's been a while since there were planted "BONDI IS ON THIN ICE" anonymous stories ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 02, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

149 Best to leave her where she is...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (YJFbC)


No, no... the fact that the DOJ was the most corrupted federal agency is irrelevant. The fact that the DOJ has to interact most closely with the corrupt judiciary is irrelevant. The fact that a good number of Assistant US Attorneys haven't been confirmed by the Senate is irrelevant.

Bondi is the sole problem. She, and she alone, is the only reason that anything bad happens in the world. Whoever replaces her will be super-duper awesome and have none of those issues. They be able to ignore the law like Garland did and the judges will be unable to stand before their power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:54 AM (ExV1e)

150 I read yesterday it might be Lee Zelden as her replacement.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 11:55 AM (abIsI)

151
I read that as "renegade emir"

Another one?!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 11:55 AM (xG4kz)

152 For something that won't make the news, the US Treasury has removed Venezuelan President Delcy Rodriguez from the Specially Designated Nationals list, meaning she has much more flexibility for her personally and for Venezuela to use US banks and banking systems.
President Rodriguez has stated that this is hopefully a step for removing US sanctions on Venezuela.
Venezuela has been playing ball with the US, though there is criticism that she has not been releasing all the claimed political prisoners.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 11:55 AM (rbvCR)

153 Keep in mind that most Americans who call themselves conservative are really progressives who wish the train stopped a few stations ago.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2026 11:48 AM (AlhUl)

---------

Disagree.

It's very simple for me:

Conservatives are Americans who love America (and "Progressives" hate America as a projection of self-hatred).

The vast majority of Americans love America and are heritage conservatives.

The only reason the country APPEARS to be half-communist is at least six decades of election theft, capture of the institutions (primarily academia and media), and the mass importation of likely 50 million illegal aliens and their anchor babies.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 11:55 AM (seACy)

154 We want a Bondi scalp? Really? That’s how some roll I guess. My bet is that it will not help matters one iota.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)

155 I don’t know… I think Pam Bondi has done a decent job. I grade on a curve…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 11:56 AM (UvXT3)

156 156 We want a Bondi scalp? Really? That’s how some roll I guess. My bet is that it will not help matters one iota.
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)

It will make it worse in my opinion

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:57 AM (YJFbC)

157
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2026 11:57 AM (y9nCu)

158 Even the highest ranking members in USSR and Red China had to be very careful not to deviate from dogma even a little, or else they'd risk being executed.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Unless you are the lead sled dog the view is the same.

S9me people really like the view.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 02, 2026 11:57 AM (Li9FJ)

159 >>Ed Martin please.

>>PS: I told you Bondi was no good.

The Senate wouldn't even confirm Ed Martin for the DC US Attorney. What makes you think they would approve him as AG?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 11:57 AM (viF8m)

160 THIS IS INSANE! The fraud is everywhere. Bring on the prosecutions!

Once again, it's not up to her.

Prosecutions require a grand jury to indict. A grand jury who will be presented the case by a lawyer who was hand picked by the federal judges in NJ since the Senate cannot be bothered to confirm Trump's nominee.

Seriously, you'd be more angry AND have that anger more appropriately focused if you'd just stop following the crowd who think Bondi is the problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:58 AM (ExV1e)

161 I read yesterday it might be Lee Zelden as her replacement.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 11:55 AM (abIsI)



Just seems to me that the media is once again flexing it's muscles and dictating to us who our team should be represented by.

They've been doing it for generations. They have to remind everyone just how much power they still wield.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 11:58 AM (7Q7Ca)

162 Venezuela has been playing ball with the US, though there is criticism that she has not been releasing all the claimed political prisoners."

This.

It's a major freaking policy win, but must not be mentioned.

Or something.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 11:59 AM (XuXeR)

163 158 156 We want a Bondi scalp? Really? That’s how some roll I guess. My bet is that it will not help matters one iota.
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)

It will make it worse in my opinion
Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:57 AM (YJFbC)

Maybe, maybe not. But the word “ better” figures into my thinking on the matter. I try to align what I want with what is possible. Sometimes they do not align and I just fume to no effect.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)

164 $3.29 gas in Houston.

Your condition may vary.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 11:59 AM (XuXeR)

165 Posted by: It was always this way at April 02, 2026 11:58 AM (A+/01)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 02, 2026 12:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

166 We want a Bondi scalp? Really? That’s how some roll I guess. My bet is that it will not help matters one iota.
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)


There is a coterie who've been vocal about hating Bondi since she was nominated. Absolutely nothing will shake their conviction that she, and she alone, is the sole obstacle to restoring the rule of law in America.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 12:00 PM (ExV1e)

167 Years ago, I remember attending a program in the Princeton area dealing with Greater Good & some route to happiness.

Very simplistic in nature; leave your _ whatever, whomever to seek inner peace & follow the values of Greater Good. 😬 (Primarily audiences of well educated, well-heeled gov. employees & educators voting quite liberal to keep the lessers from their paths. They continue.)

"For the greater good." Unitarism. Often No Kings Day creators and followers.

The concept primarily originates from 18th and 19th-century utilitarian philosophy, notably developed by Jeremy Bentham (1748–1832) and John Stuart Mill, who aimed to maximize happiness for the greatest number of people. It has roots in earlier political thought, including Plato’s ideal state and Aquinas’s "common good," often used to justify acting for the benefit of society.

Take a gander at those ^ two in detail.

Unitarism & socialism intersect mainly through historical movements aiming for social harmony and worker welfare.

(Gifford Pinchot (1865–1946), an ally of Teddy Roosevelt, influenced by the concept of greater good, was the first Chief of the US Forest Service & two time PA Governor.)

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 02, 2026 12:01 PM (NFX2v)

168 Seems some asshole forgot America has been the world's police for a century or two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 02, 2026 12:01 PM (7Q7Ca)

169 The Senate wouldn't even confirm Ed Martin for the DC US Attorney. What makes you think they would approve him as AG?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2026 11:57 AM (viF8m)


Their thinking never gets beyond "me no like Blondi".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 12:01 PM (ExV1e)

170 Everyone will clap and cheer. Then we'll go months without an AG and they'll whine. Then the Senate will only confirm someone at best no better and they'll whine more.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:49 AM (ExV1e)


Best to leave her where she is...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 11:51 AM (YJFbC)


Yeah, if the Reps won't pass SAVE, which is 100% to their political and personal benefit.

Then they're useless.

And all we'll get is a "paintbrush taped to a floppy dick" AG.

I don't hate Bondi as AG. Though she could be more aggressive.

Hopefully, these talks are Trump motivating her to go more hammer and tongs after the criminal Dims.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (iJfKG)

171 There is a coterie who've been vocal about hating Bondi since she was nominated."

We're blessed with a number of "it's never gonna be guud" types.

And by "blessed" I mean "stuck with"

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (XuXeR)

172 HNO3 > Ineffective Fuming.

Posted by: gp at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (N8ZBc)

173 The Iran war must be a loser for the Democraps if they're back to planting stories about how Trump wants to fire Person X in his cabinet

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

174 Once Pammy is gone maybe we can get some indictments of the fraudsters DOGE discovered. Maybe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (abIsI)

175 [snip]

THIS IS INSANE! The fraud is everywhere. Bring on the prosecutions!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 11:53 AM (Dv3i1)

-------------

In before the "nothing will happen" crowd ... and nothing will happen.

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (seACy)

176 I think, and I appreciate I am probably wrong, that we are at the end of this silliness that CBD has described.

Who are the shock troops? Old blue haired ladies and a few of their emasculated men. They are manipulated by young aggressive types looking to manipulate people for power and profit. If you think Mamdani loves communism for its wonderful attributes, think again.

But the blue hairs are dying off. The succeeding generations are more pragmatic and less interested in changing the world as opposed to trying to live their own lives - accept for college educated single women - who are working their ways toward total uselessness - and for whom society increasingly is trying to find a way to lock them in a closet somewhere.

Still danger out there. But I think they are in a tight spot.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 02, 2026 12:03 PM (GZYu7)

177 👍 CBD. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 02, 2026 12:03 PM (NFX2v)

178 Seems some asshole forgot America has been the world's police for a century or two."

And forgot that the Executive Branch has direct influence on... Foreign Affairs.

Ah well. Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 12:03 PM (XuXeR)

179 Except - not accept. Ugh!

Posted by: Black JEM at April 02, 2026 12:03 PM (GZYu7)

180 Once Pammy is gone maybe we can get some indictments of the fraudsters DOGE discovered. Maybe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM (abIsI)


Because she's the problem. Sure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 12:04 PM (ExV1e)

181 HNO3 > Ineffective Fuming."

Heh.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 12:04 PM (XuXeR)

182 CNN says.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 12:04 PM (+nEug)

183 Seriously, you'd be more angry AND have that anger more appropriately focused if you'd just stop following the crowd who think Bondi is the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 11:58 AM (ExV1e)

That line was from Daugherty's X post. I'm more agnostic on whether replacing her would result in net gain in prosecution of Theft in Office while Democrat.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2026 12:04 PM (Dv3i1)

184 183 Except - not accept. Ugh!
Posted by: Black JEM at April 02, 2026 12:03 PM (GZYu7)

Affect - effect. Stuff gets tricky sometimes, like who and whom.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 12:04 PM (pDt9x)

185 gruntgrookgrib

Posted by: Definitely Not A Drone at April 02, 2026 12:05 PM (JxoRI)

186
I can be Attorney General as well.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 02, 2026 12:05 PM (IifOV)

187 There is a coterie who've been vocal about hating Bondi since she was nominated. Absolutely nothing will shake their conviction that she, and she alone, is the sole obstacle to restoring the rule of law in America.

Methinks they want to date her.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

188
The Conservative Alternative
@OldeWorldOrder

🚨 DOGE ALERT: FBI raids have OFFICIALLY begun in California, following Nick Shirley's investigation into the hospice fraud

Arrests are FINALLY being made! 👀

This is the first official action of the Anti-Fraud Task Force, led by JD Vance—LET'S GO!!!

[video]

https://is.gd/xA6jBG

Posted by: ShainS at April 02, 2026 12:05 PM (mVgOH)

189
the septuagenarian hipsters with gray ponytails reliving their counter-culture youth




And every one of them will puff out their chest and tell you that they were at Woodstock, and that they also got splashed with blood from the Hells Angels stabbing at Altamont.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2026 12:06 PM (y9nCu)

190 Methinks they want to date her.
Posted by: Archimedes


She has bunions the size of Mauna Loa.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 12:06 PM (abIsI)

191 DOGE ALERT: FBI raids have OFFICIALLY begun in California, following Nick Shirley's investigation into the hospice fraud

NO STOP! NOTHING MUST HAPPEN

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)

192 HNO3 > Ineffective Fuming.
Posted by: gp at April 02, 2026 12:02 PM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2026 12:06 PM (Wnv9h)

193 And every one of them will puff out their chest and tell you that they were at Woodstock, and that they also got splashed with blood from the Hells Angels stabbing at Altamont."

My favorite is when they claim to have watched the Kennedy assasination on TV....

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 12:07 PM (XuXeR)

194 NO STOP! NOTHING MUST HAPPEN"

*golf clap*

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 12:07 PM (XuXeR)

195 I'm not a fan of Bondi. I think she's timid. But I also acknowledge that her likely replacement would be worse, only because our GOP is a worthless corrupt pile of dogshit.

If that wasn't the case I think there are far better alternatives available.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2026 12:08 PM (AkEZC)

196 Methinks they want to date her.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

I thought we all wanted to date AOC

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 12:08 PM (UvXT3)

197 Methinks they want to date her.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)


I think one of them just hates blonde women because Jeannie wouldn't blow him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)

198 Why is Mike Gallagher having Chip Roy on his show??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 12:09 PM (UvXT3)

199 There was a clip of VP Vance saying that he was surprised to find that the government really didn't start prosecuting until the fraud got to $1.5 million, and he thought they should start prosecuting at least at $1.4 million.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 12:09 PM (rbvCR)

200 President Trump Now Reportedly Considering Firing DNI Tulsi Gabbard in Addition to Pam Bondi

It's time to settle all family business.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2026 12:09 PM (abIsI)

201 195 DOGE ALERT: FBI raids have OFFICIALLY begun in California, following Nick Shirley's investigation into the hospice fraud

NO STOP! NOTHING MUST HAPPEN
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)


And it's so nice of Lucy to hold that football for us to kick.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 14 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Sco7b)

202
I thought we all wanted to date AOC
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 12:08 PM (UvXT3)



You misspelled "have a one night stand with AOC so that we can wipe our dicks on her bedroom drapes"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

203 $5 gas so Israelis can sit on the beach.

Wining!!
Posted by: It was always this way at April 02,

The Jews beat your team again. Deal with it.

It was always this way, and will always be this way.

Stop wining like an NFL fan about the Patriots, and take your medicine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2026 12:11 PM (BI5O2)

204 170 We want a Bondi scalp? Really? That’s how some roll I guess. My bet is that it will not help matters one iota.
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)

There is a coterie who've been vocal about hating Bondi since she was nominated. Absolutely nothing will shake their conviction that she, and she alone, is the sole obstacle to restoring the rule of law in America.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 12:00 PM (ExV1e)

It goes back to a portion of our side distrusting and hating any high level female in a position. Some of it is truly that simple.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 02, 2026 12:11 PM (tOcjL)

205 Them: no kings
Me: no gulags

Posted by: LizLem at April 02, 2026 12:11 PM (gWBY1)

206 I thought we all wanted to date AOC
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 02, 2026 12:08 PM

Don't put your dick in crazy.

Or at least sneak out before they wake up.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 02, 2026 12:11 PM (IifOV)

207 Hell fire them all and let the Dems and squishes approve their choices. The rules dictate that the enemy has the whip hand in our current situation.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2026 12:11 PM (pDt9x)

208 We have a particularly nasty troll I see...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2026 12:12 PM (FtULh)

209 It's not because I'm some kind of conservative drone that will just approve of everything the President does!
Posted by: Definitely Not A Drone

Well then. As of early 2026, over 230,000 to 270,000 Ukrainians are in the United States under a form of temporary legal protection known as humanitarian parole. Since Trump has also been generous and has allowed the program to continue, I say let's shutdown. Especially considering that Uniting for Ukrainian allows federal benefits like SNAP and Medicaid.

And then, hopefully pursue Ukraine for all of its corruption and p*ssing through our $ and weapons.

Happy now at the President's performance?

Posted by: L - No nic... at April 02, 2026 12:13 PM (NFX2v)

210 As I mentioned, VA and the enormous outside donated funds are making a play for every female vote for the redistricting. What better way to AGAIN seal a VA election than to put out rumors that Trumps is ditching or mad at EVERY female on his staff...

So, that's the play now with the VA election at 19 days to go and huge new early voting spots opening Saturday.

VA's 4 seats are a Dems dream...so they will do ANYTHING to get them...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 02, 2026 12:13 PM (tOcjL)

211 @WallStreetApes
Couple lives in a home that looks like a castle in California discovered to have 21 children, 17 children under the age of 3.
The couple is Chinese and 6 kids had been placed into other homes by the couple.
Clearly running a child trafficking operation
End Birthright Citizenship

I suspect the Chinese nanny abused one of the kids so bad it was finally noticed by outsiders, and the police got involved. And then the can of worms started opening about the surrogacy sham the three of them are running.

Posted by: LizLem at April 02, 2026 12:13 PM (gWBY1)

212 Stop wining like an NFL fan about the Patriots, and take your medicine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2026 12:11 PM


Cut the troll some slack...its balls are deflated.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2026 12:13 PM (Wnv9h)

213 Nood. Ace is here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 02, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

214 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 02, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

215
Nood. Trump v T. Qatarlson

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2026 12:14 PM (xG4kz)

216 For an America First President Trump sure loves to meddle in foreign affairs a lot.

Winning!!
Posted by: It was always this way
-----

The implication is that engaging foreign affairs is de facto contrary to America's interests. I would like an example of where that is the case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2026 12:14 PM (XeU6L)

217 27 More important, they are an army and this weekend was a military exercise.

It was a training and a rehearsal. It was a show of force. And it was a recruiting program. Their intention is very clear.
Posted by: bob
======
Then it sucks at what it is doing. No Kings were predominately old Boomers and dissident Xers, not young people.

Posted by: whig at April 02, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)

218 Peruse what the duties of the US Attorney General are. It is the job of everyone under the AG to bring the cases to be tried.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2026 12:16 PM (+nEug)

219 I see our blackpill doomtroll is back trying to create yet another screaming multi-week fight.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)

220 We have a particularly nasty troll I see..."

Nah. Just stupid.

Posted by: man at April 02, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)

221 I'm not a fan of Bondi. I think she's timid. But I also acknowledge that her likely replacement would be worse, only because our GOP is a worthless corrupt pile of dogshit.

If that wasn't the case I think there are far better alternatives available.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2026 12:08 PM (AkEZC)
==
I think she was there to root out the moles. Because Trump trusted her. The next AG will be involved in a more outward reach.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 02, 2026 12:20 PM (GZYu7)

222 I'm not saying the No Kings marchers skewedd older, but...

**********

Let's Not be Hasty - a limerick

The protest leader really loved her sound
"We really need ti try to cover ground!"
Then some old geezer asked her
Don't you think we could go faster
If we all jumped on our Hoveround™?

Posted by: muldoon at April 02, 2026 12:21 PM (qgHp7)

223 The "No Kings" people, inasmuch as they are individual demonstrators, would be perfectly happy to have a King as long as his official title was Commissar.

Posted by: Speller at April 02, 2026 12:31 PM (pSotA)

224 Gateway Pundit sez Fox sez Bondi out.

Posted by: gp at April 02, 2026 12:54 PM (N8ZBc)

225 "Luckily we have the truth and 2,500 years of evidence on our side."
----
Also, we're much better armed.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 02, 2026 01:00 PM (DAQKj)

226 It's no coincidence that the attendance at these events fell off drastically as soon as Trump cut off USAID and other funding.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
-----
And the same would happen if we cut funding to "NGOs". See the previous post about Catholic Charities being run by some guy named Mohamed. They receive a large portion of their budget from.HHS, etc grants.
Trying to.segregate out " good" grants from "bad" grants is a fools errand. The people using this tactic have burrowed in, like ticks, to the orgs getting these grants.
Kill the whole apparatus. No "grants" for anything.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 02, 2026 01:10 PM (DAQKj)

227 I walked through our local group of bussed-in, paid activists and asked questions and all I got was "F Trump". I live 40 miles from the Twin Shitties here in MN. It is a small community and I did not recognize anyone there and overheard "We came up from Burnsville..."

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 02, 2026 01:47 PM (iXm17)

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